Feminist Scientific Researchers Employ Subatomic Grievance Smasher to Discover New Incredibly-Tiny Oppression Quark: <i>Commenting Favorably on a Woman's Tattoos</i>

Feminist Scientific Researchers Employ Subatomic Grievance Smasher to Discover New Incredibly-Tiny Oppression Quark: Commenting Favorably on a Woman's Tattoos

"What a dumb time to be alive." -- John Ekdahl

Feminist Scientists are hailing the discovery of the long-sought Tattoo Microagression Quark "even more revolutionary" than last year's discovery of Oppression By Shirt.

Update: Money quote from a professional complainer, about the privacy of having silly shit doodled on her body:

“They feel like love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating."

Posted by: Ace at 04:07 PM

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1 In before "tats on women are trashy"

Posted by: brak at July 02, 2015 04:08 PM (Tj+s6)

2 Well bless their hearts.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

3 I will call them tramp stamps until the day I die, and you can't stop me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 02, 2015 04:10 PM (4df7R)

4 I have never commented favorably about a woman's tattoo, though I did have a chuckle when the neighbor's girl added a bronc rider as a tramp stamp.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 02, 2015 04:10 PM (KbhWO)

5 I read the whole post first before commenting.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 02, 2015 04:10 PM (ukNFU)

6 The worst one I ever saw was "spit first".
One word on each cheek...

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 02, 2015 04:11 PM (JgC5a)

7 "EXIT ONLY"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 04:12 PM (fYgrm)

8
Telegraph UK today:

"Lionesses: Our sympathy towards Laura Bassett is sexist"

(She's the girl what scored the own goal in kickball last night)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:12 PM (JtwS4)

9 Is there some contest on the left for the Most Frivolous Grievance of the Week?
Are we possibly being punked?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 02, 2015 04:12 PM (TJCSB)

10
I will call them tramp stamps until the day I die, and you can't stop me.

Tramp stamps are more specifically the lumbar tattoo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:12 PM (JtwS4)

11 "they feel like love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating."

What the hell does this even mean?

I have a better reason not to talk to people about their tattoos: they are very likely to be as tiresome and uninteresting as this woman.

Posted by: fb at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (JVEmw)

12 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kff5f)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (kff5f)

14 Is this the latest grievance on the feminist vagenda?

Comment first, read later... it's in the AoS bylaws.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (xQX/f)

15 "Wow, nice tattoo. Makes you look like a whore."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (VAsIq)

16 Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?

Posted by: the Butcher at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (fUjxW)

17 Tats on women are trashy. What would make a woman want to look like a shithouse wall?

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (xWW96)

18 "Feminist Scientific Researchers Employ Subatomic Grievance Smasher to Discover New Incredibly-Tiny Oppression Quark"

Ace, you magnificent bastard, this is the best headline since:

"Obama: Hey, It Turns Out That 3000 Years of Warfare in the Middle East Wasn't Going to End Just Because You Elected an Unprecedented, Historic Guy Made of Pure Awesome. Sorry, My Bad, I Thought They Would."

Posted by: JPS at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (0k/27)

19 Tramp stamps are more specifically the lumbar tattoo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Also, postage featuring Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (VAsIq)

20 Timpf is hot and hereby nominated for 'etteness.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (zto2Y)

21 I admire the way your tattoo looks by the light of the stove.

Posted by: Mega at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (9Du4t)

22 Gah. I can't take anymore.

Off to Sam's Club.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

23 Jim Webb jumped into the race. Just 2 years older than Hillary.
Dems sure are the party of youth and diversity!

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (GLTXX)

24 These are fundamentally unserious people.

Why does society take them seriously?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)

25 Tat's are a deal breaker. More specific a non-starter.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 04:15 PM (C278+)

26 Another LHC discovery?

*The Ladies' Hysterical Collider

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 04:15 PM (8ZskC)

27 I guess we just have to go back to complimenting breasts and butts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 04:16 PM (659DL)

28 Jane, I would be interested in hearing more of your adventures in Naughty Librarian glasses and riding crops.

Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2015 04:16 PM (xWW96)

29 People who wear sandwich boards aren't surprised when people comment on what they're selling.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 02, 2015 04:16 PM (b65cm)

30 Tats have jumped Fonzi jumping a shark.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:16 PM (IPzoI)

31 14 Is this the latest grievance on the feminist vagenda?

No. At some point, very soon, the vag vigilantes will begin to complain that men DON'T speak to or pay any attention to them, at all.

Posted by: the Butcher at July 02, 2015 04:16 PM (fUjxW)

32 Jim Webb jumped into the race. Just 2 years older than Hillary.

"Jumped" might be a tad inaccurate then.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 04:17 PM (659DL)

33 Who bitch this tat on?

Posted by: Gamer at July 02, 2015 04:17 PM (yYOXd)

34
Also, postage featuring Charlie Chaplin.

Funny

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:17 PM (JtwS4)

35 Come on. No surprises from people who get offended when you hold a door for them.

Posted by: Mega at July 02, 2015 04:17 PM (9Du4t)

36 They feel like love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating

You know... if you wanted to write "love letters" to "parts of [your] body [you] grew up hating," you could have, get this, written letters.

Then no one but you would know about them, and people wouldn't ask you questions.

But you didn't do that. You got very large, very obvious outward signs of these "love letters." Additionally, you're not covering them up - which generally indicates that you *want* people to see them. Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (kff5f)

37 "SCROTUS," "vagenda," etc.

Some days, the Horde just excels.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (zto2Y)

38 Gah. I can't take anymore.

Off to Sam's Club.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

Shotgun!

*bounces in seat of car*

I can get pixy stix, right? Right? Rightrightrightrightright?

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

39 Q: How do you drive a feminist wild?

A: Ignore her stupid opinion.

Posted by: Mega at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (9Du4t)

40 How come everything that feminsyst claim to "empowering" eventually becomes a grievance?

Embracing your own sexuality---> How dare you slut shame? How dare you assume I'm DTF just because I'm dressed like a street-walker?

Getting a tattoo--->How dare you comment?

Wonder when they'll figure out that empowerment = de facto victimhood in their universe?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (NOIQH)

41 Chick with Chinese symbol tats: "It says "Love and Respect."

Chinese guy: "No, actually it says "Braindead Cumdumpster"

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell's Perfectly Pierced Clitoris at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (XlHZs)

42 'Love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating'

Geez, if she can wax that philosophical all the time I got a buddy that runs a detail/used car lot that could use her... in every sense of the word.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (xQX/f)

43 Now witness the awesome firepower of my fully operational skank.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (mme62)

44 Would not have expected this

http://tinyurl.com/nb7wfho

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (8ZskC)

45 Shotgun!

*bounces in seat of car*

/is shot by Lynne Russell's husband

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL)

46 I can get pixy stix, right? Right? Rightrightrightrightright?

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

Yes.

But you can't eat them.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

47 I grew at a time & place where therewere still tribal people with tattoos done the old way. All the way down e arms in geometric patterns for men & women, down the legs and backs for warriors.

Those were impressive, and dignified, even though the lines were thick.

I can't really take modern tattoos seriously.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (GLTXX)

48 "they feel like love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating."

Love letters written by Ted Bundy.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (LAe3v)

49 This woman is misappropriating tattoo culture! She is part of the tribe of people that wear tattoos now, you are going to get asked questions. Normal people do not mind talking about their tats, most I've known are proud to. Unless you got a dumb tattoo because you were drunk in Cabo or something. Tat of shame.

Posted by: LizLem at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (yRwC8)

50 Is she stupid or high?

I'm going to try to go out in garden.

Ace,
Have a good long weekend!!

Posted by: Carol at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)

51
Gah. I can't take anymore.

Off to Sam's Club.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

Shotgun!

*bounces in seat of car*

9 mm!

Because that's the best line from Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (JtwS4)

52 Is there some way to make this story make sense without reading the links? What exactly is the dumb person complaining about?

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (lIU4e)

53 Error 404: Giving a Fuck Not Found

Posted by: Mega at July 02, 2015 04:20 PM (9Du4t)

54 Illogical and irrational behavior is pushing me towards a Norman coordinate moment.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 02, 2015 04:20 PM (uPxUo)

55 We're supposed to see the tattoos, which is fine, but we can't comment or act in any way about them, which would naturally lead to shaming, bankruptcy, or jail.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:20 PM (zto2Y)

56 reminding her that she can't simply exist without having to entertain the whims of men.

Time and gravity will take care of that for you, sweetie, and then what are you gonna do?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (ZKzrr)

57 Tats are a good way to display your critical thinking skills without all that tiresome conversation.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (mme62)

58 Yeah in my experience most people can't wait to talk about tats that actually "mean" something to them so, it's you sweetie, not them.

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (jP9KY)

59 I'm not sure what this is even about.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (9mTYi)

60 Only tat I ever appreciated was one I was at Daytona Beach: Dude had a squirrel running up his right thigh and another image of the squirrel running down his left thigh with both its cheeks full. Pretty damn funny.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (nqiq9)

61 Yes.

But you can't eat them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

I DO WHAT I WANT!

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

62 We're supposed to see the tattoos, which is fine, but we can't comment
or act in any way about them, which would naturally lead to shaming,
bankruptcy, or jail.

Much like decolletage, served up like fruit on a plate.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (LAe3v)

63 I can get pixy stix, right? Right? Rightrightrightrightright?

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

Bandersnatch, Alex is getting a stripper pole!!

Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (C278+)

64 >>'Love letters written to the parts of my body I grew up hating'

Wow, so much dysfunction to unpack.

How about: Don't draw attention to the parts of your body you hate? Also, get some therapy if you are so overcome w/self-hatred you feel the need to mutilate yourself? (because that sure doesn't sound like celebration to me)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (NOIQH)

65 I'm not sure what this is even about.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (9mTYi)

Another special snowflake saying "Pay attention to meeeeeeee!*"

*But not too close attention, because that's misogynist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

66
Oh, FFS. It's almost 4:30 and the start of a long weekend.

Why don't the boffins just acknowledge reality and set me free already?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (JtwS4)

67 Can I say "your tattoos make you look like a whore suffering from hepatitis?" I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (39g3+)

68 was = saw

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (nqiq9)

69 Is she stupid or high?

Posted by: Carol

In junior high I would ask people "Are you stupid or RETARDED?"

I guess you can't ask that question anymore.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (VAsIq)

70 Hey, Honey...circus in town?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (YFFpo)

71 Who's Bob?

Posted by: Richard Cory at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (+jijM)

72 LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!!!!!!!

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!

SEE DADDY??? THEY'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Melissa A. Fabello at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (XlHZs)

73 Also, this post is useless without a photo of the girl in question for the Horde to scrutinize.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f)

74 >>>No. At some point, very soon, the vag vigilantes will begin to complain that men DON'T speak to or pay any attention to them, at all.

New future headline:
Why Are Men Afraid Of Talking To Strong Independent Tattooed Women?

Posted by: fb at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (JVEmw)

75 Not kidding, in Atlanta at a concert festival several years ago I saw a tattoo of a Waffle House, complete with the sign and parking lot.

I didn't ask about it, but not because I was afraid of being a sexist.

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (jP9KY)

76 Time and gravity will take care of that for you, sweetie

So, you're saying that all those actresses who have lines of text tattooed on their bodies will one day have tattoos in longhand?

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (LAe3v)

77 44 cicero

Imagine sitting opposite that on a date, eating steak.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (zto2Y)

78 Is she stupid or high?

Yes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (kff5f)

79 Noting for the record that the shirt oppressor is also appropriating tats for himself. Monster.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (659DL)

80
I can get pixy stix, right? Right? Rightrightrightrightright?

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

Bandersnatch, Alex is getting a stripper pole!!

I thought she was talking about making a New Zealander very happy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

81 If you don't want people to see your tattoos and possibly comment on them, then either don't get them or put them where they can't be seen. Idiotic mewling quim.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (mx5oN)

82 73 alleng see 44

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (zto2Y)

83
I saw something filmed in Australia and for a change all the woman didnt have ugly tats all over their bods. My Jewish neighbors dont allow tats on their kids but they allow piercings to the point that their daughters heads look like sieves.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (iQIUe)

84 In Cavilonia, such complaints would be greeted by revocation of franchise and a kick to the head.

Cavilonia won't be a pleasant place for the willfully stupid.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (m9V0o)

85 So I'm not allowed to make positive remarks about another woman's tattoos? Guess I'll just have to go back to only remarking on the really ass-ugly ones, then.

"What the fuck is that supposed to be? A snail shit?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (4df7R)

86 Also, this post is useless without a photo of the girl in question for the Horde to scrutinize.

*ahem*

http://tinyurl.com/nb7wfho

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

87 I can't really take modern tattoos seriously.
Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (GLTXX)

Stuff you missed in history class did a story the other day on a lady who was kidnapped from her family by one of the tribes in the US and given face tattoos like the lady on Hell on Wheels.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (lIU4e)

88 >>Tats are a good way to display your critical thinking skills without all that tiresome conversation.

One of my favorites:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oqwsqh8

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

89 I'm an old fashioned throwback cro magnon type but it infuriates me to see a pretty girl then notice she has some crap stabbed into her body. All that lovely skin and she decides to puke on it with a tattoo? What a waste. Its not cute. Its not edgy. Its not trendy. Its ugly and now you are, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (39g3+)

90 At some point, very soon, the vag vigilantes will begin to complain that
men DON'T speak to or pay any attention to them, at all.

Clearly you mean the vagilantes.

Posted by: pep at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (LAe3v)

91
Can we comment on her hairstyle and makeup, cause she looks like crap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (ODxAs)

92 Oh, FFS. It's almost 4:30 and the start of a long weekend.

Why don't the boffins just acknowledge reality and set me free already?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:22 PM (JtwS4)

Darling heart, I say this with all the care I have for you and from the bottom of my tar black heart shaped place.

If I have to stay at work until 5, so do you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

93 I thought she was talking about making a New Zealander very happy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 02, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

Not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (C278+)

94 >>>Another special snowflake saying "Pay attention to meeeeeeee!*"

Thanks Allen, after I had posted I then clicked on the link. What a fucked up country we live in.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (9mTYi)

95 Telegraph UK today: "Lionesses: Our sympathy towards Laura Bassett is sexist"(She's the girl what scored the own goal in kickball last night)
Posted by: Bandersnatch

SOP is to kill her

Posted by: Columbia after one of their palyers did the same thing at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw)

96 Geez! I'm glad I didn't say "Nice tats, Sugar Tits!"

Posted by: Some Guy at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

97 I'm writing a letter to my penis.

Posted by: George Ticky Tacky at July 02, 2015 04:26 PM (W5DcG)

98

These particular "feminists" are taking away generation's of women's courage, integrity and confidence.

Are they that weak?

They are growing up to be stereotypical caricatures.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:26 PM (qCMvj)

99 I have a dream.

That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny.
A nation of the truly free, dammit.
A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee!
Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people!
Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself!
Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats.
Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit!
Fuck American pride!
Fuck the media!
FUCK ALL OF IT!
America is diseased. Rotten to the core.
There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean.
BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!

Posted by: Juicer at July 02, 2015 04:26 PM (JuhyX)

100 No rahgrets, yo....

Posted by: Melissa A. Fabello at July 02, 2015 04:26 PM (XlHZs)

101 You have tats. My sister has tats. People say she looks like a whore.

Posted by: Channeling Charlie in Ferris Movie at July 02, 2015 04:26 PM (yYOXd)

102 It chills me to the marrow, my dear Ulna, to tell you that I've overextended our joint accounts, this tattoo is my attempt to be humorous while I shoulder the blame.

Posted by: LincolnTF at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G)

103 Clearly you mean the vagilantes.
Posted by: pep at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (LAe3v)

I think we have a new term here. I like this.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (nqiq9)

104 I know a person, otoh, who got the divergence tattoos. She's in her thirties. *facepalm*

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (lIU4e)

105 I can't really take modern tattoos seriously.

Saw a guy the other day with one of those fake-tribal armbands that were trendy like 15 years ago. Now they just look like the skin equivalent of an avocado or gold refrigerator.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (ZKzrr)

106 I'm writing a letter to my penis.

Rodney Carrington beat you to it

https://youtu.be/djYz6p3i-t0

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (39g3+)

107 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 04:24 PM (8ZskC)

That can't be her. Because, you see, only someone stupid would say that it was mean for people to comment on tattoos that she had to go to some effort to show- which that woman obviously would, what with there being no tattoos obvious in that picture.

Because the only way someone smart* might complain would be about people stopping them for their partially covered tattoos, with an "If I wanted to advertise my tattoos, I wouldn't have them covered."

And obviously that doesn't apply to her, but she must be Smart with Really Smart Things To Say, or she wouldn't be given a microphone, right?

* for given values of "smart" which merely clear the hurdle of "Not Joe Biden"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:28 PM (kff5f)

108 95 Telegraph UK today: "Lionesses: Our sympathy towards Laura Bassett is sexist"(She's the girl what scored the own goal in kickball last night)
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Maybe it is. Think about it - if a male soccer player had done that, people would be excoriating him, calling him a dumbass, and taking the piss out of him for years to come. A girl does it and everybody either literally or metaphorically puts their arm around her and says "Aw, it's OK, you don't have to cry! You poor dear!"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 02, 2015 04:28 PM (mx5oN)

109 Stuff you missed in history class did a story the other day on a lady who was kidnapped from her family by one of the tribes in the US and given face tattoos like the lady on Hell on Wheels.
Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (lIU4e)

--

Speaking of tats on tv shows, my kid & I were debating how the guy on the show Whispers was getting tattooed.
Was the strange power "Drill" doing it, was he doing it himself, or was he taking breaks along the way to visit tattoo parlors.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:28 PM (mur8B)

110 I would feel bad for a man kicking an own goal in man kick-ball.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:28 PM (IPzoI)

111 I'd post something moron worthy but even drunk I still have some pride.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 02, 2015 04:28 PM (4CRfK)

112 John is right, it is a dumb time to be alive.

Embarrassing even.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2015 04:29 PM (Xa4vS)

113
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by Melissa A. Fabello

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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 04:29 PM (kdS6q)

114 I guess this would be a bad time to mention I consider virtually all tattoos on women to be incredibly slutty. Why not just tattoo a price list? Oh, wait, I know: inflation, right?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)

115 Too stupid to breed.......so in a roundabout way this can work out.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (AC0lD)

116 Gazing deep into the abyss was supposed to lead to the abyss gazing into you. Now it just leads to ever more irrelevant stupidity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (hLRSq)

117

From the fabulous trend of sleeveless arms, women are now covering those naked arms with Awesome Tattoo Sleeves!

http://www.tattoo-models.net/40-awesome-tattoo-sleeve-designs/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (qCMvj)

118
*Dude comments on her tats*

HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON MY TATTOOS!

*Dude says nothing about her tats*

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY TATTOOS!

And feminists wonder why men fap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (RWZqW)

119 "What a dumb time to be alive."

Perfect. Abso-fuggin-loutely perfect.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (CFcIt)

120 Every day, we keep saying we've reached critical stupid. And the very next day, reality tells us, "No, it will always get worse."

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (pS7Ne)

121 Barrel??

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (nqiq9)

122

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (jP9KY)

123 And obviously that doesn't apply to her, but she must be Smart with Really Smart Things To Say, or she wouldn't be given a microphone, right?

Your logic is perfect and geometric.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

124 The internet has made everything worse.

Posted by: Witchfinder at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (E1Cat)

125 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:30 PM (qCMvj)

And The Barrel claims a victim just in time for me to skedaddle.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (kff5f)

126 So - do we get to see tat girl's tits?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (e3bId)

127 Why not just tattoo a price list? Oh, wait, I know: inflation, right?

Just write it up in ounces of silver!

Posted by: Ron Paul at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (ZtFr+)

128 The barrel hasn't 'ette in a while....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (nqiq9)

129 personally, I don't mind being a love letter to feminist body parts.

Posted by: herve villechaize at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (xkSSa)

130 I have a dollar sign on my tailbone.

yannow, for the "money shot."

(giggle)

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!!1!1!!!1

Posted by: Melissa A. Fabello at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (XlHZs)

131 I know a person, otoh, who got the divergence tattoos. She's in her thirties. *facepalm* Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (lIU4e)

That...is going to be one heck of a tattoo removal bill in the future, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (yRwC8)

132 goddamnit

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (CFcIt)

133
Oh wow. For a minute there I thought it was me.

Lucky. I forgot my milsurp M17 mask when I left for work today.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (RWZqW)

134 Tattooing a good-looking woman is like putting a bumpersticker on a Ferrari.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (zto2Y)

135 Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:31 PM (jP9KY)

What's a Kenway?

(Wait for it....)

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (nqiq9)

136 I feel bad when an 'ette has to go to the barrel.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (IPzoI)

137 My Tattoos Arent an Invitation for Harassment So Please Stop Tatcalling Me
by ~~Melissa A.~~ Sue E. Fabello

Before You Dismiss the Concept of Thin Privilege, First Ask Yourself These 4 Questions
by ~~Melissa A.~~ Sue E. Fabello

5 Reasons Why Everything You Think You Know About Obesity Is Wrong
by ~~Melissa A.~~ Sue E. Fabello

5 Common Questions About Eating Disorder Recovery Answered
by ~~Melissa A.~~ Sue E. Fabello

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (oKE6c)

138
The barrel hasn't 'ette in a while....

One waits, waits patiently one does.

Posted by: Hentai Squid at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4)

139 That's not funny.

-Sandra's Fluke

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (eEb+d)

140 At first I was going to comment, but I quickly realized this is a topic I should avoid.

So I shan't comment.

Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (3I747)

141 And today's question of the day, which race of female porn stars has the most tattoos?

Answer after the break....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (AC0lD)

142

*in the barrel with a glass of wine and some cheese*

(not brie)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (qCMvj)

143 Obviously she is a member of Twats for Tats(TM).

I'm warning you, smoke is starting to exit. Behavior may become erratic. Brrrrtt.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (uPxUo)

144 131 I know a person, otoh, who got the divergence tattoos. She's in her thirties. *facepalm* Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (lIU4e)

Did she finish the 3rd book before getting the tattoos and does she know it's Christian allegory? LOL

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (aYHsS)

145 Female asian pornstars are the most tatted in the porn industry.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (AC0lD)

146 Yeah, that was me.......

Need any extra outlets down here in the barrel?

I have 50' of 12/2 Romex that's not doing anything.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (CFcIt)

147 @votermom, have his tats changed? It seems like the treehouse one is gone now.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (9Y7bY)

148 Wait till they get a load of me. *Jack Nicholson grin*

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (xkSSa)

149 How much you want to bet the author of that article has a tattoo right side up across the top of her ass that says "My name is Melissa" and one across her shoulder blades upside down saying the same thing?

Posted by: Weirddave at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (WvS3w)

150 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:33 PM (qCMvj)

Uhm, that's not wine....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (nqiq9)

151 Gazing deep into the abyss was supposed to lead to the abyss gazing into you. Now it just leads to ever more irrelevant stupidity.

Their navel is an abyss.

Who knew?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (eEb+d)

152 59 I'm not sure what this is even about.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:21 PM (9mTYi)

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This made me LOL like a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (Xa4vS)

153 "Love Letters to the Parts of the Body I grew Up Hating" was probably the best Morrissey song since to "Girlfriend in a Coma."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (+PkyJ)

154
A girl does it and everybody either literally or metaphorically puts
their arm around her and says "Aw, it's OK, you don't have to cry! You
poor dear!"

Boobs. Is there nothing they can't do?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (ODxAs)

155
Barreling with a 'tude.

Nicely played.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (IPzoI)

156 145 Is it to make up for being flat-chested?

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (aYHsS)

157 They are called "skin illustrations".

Posted by: The Illustrated Woman at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (W5DcG)

158 Did she finish the 3rd book before getting the tattoos and does she know it's Christian allegory? LOL
Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:34 PM (aYHsS)

I'm guessing she did. Christian allegory? I was kind of speed reading and didn't make that connection.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (lIU4e)

159 I feel bad when an 'ette has to go to the barrel.
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:32 PM (IPzoI)

lol

It's where the party is.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:36 PM (qCMvj)

160 I watch "Ink Master" even though I don't have tattoos and some of those people are incredibly good.

There was one woman, shaved head, who did come on the show one time wanting a flaming phoenix or something coming out of her vagina.

I bet she would be a demon in the sack.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:36 PM (AC0lD)

161
Snp'd out of mercy:

Melissa A. Fabello is a sex educator with a specialty in body image, as well as a fierce feminist activist. In 2013, she received her M.Ed. in Human Sexuality at Widener University, Melissa currently works as Editor for Everyday Feminism and as a Community Educator for a local domestic violence agency.

Melissa holds her B.S. in English Education from Boston University. She currently lives in South Philadelphia with her cat and her partner (yes, her cat comes first).

http://www.melissafabello.com/about

Fat angry lesbian with a cat. Don't see those much.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 04:36 PM (kdS6q)

162 147 @votermom, have his tats changed? It seems like the treehouse one is gone now.

--
Treehouse was still there in the last ep I saw.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (aYHsS)

163 Warren Sapp might be headed to the pokey straight away. Violated probation by stomping the shit out of his chicky-chick in Vegas.

Posted by: LincolnTF at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (2cS/G)

164 Saw a guy the other day with one of those fake-tribal armbands that were trendy like 15 years ago. Now they just look like the skin equivalent of an avocado or gold refrigerator.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 02, 2015 04:27 PM (ZKzrr)

*turns on Monitor wipers*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (CFcIt)

165 More and more I find myself just hoping that the first line of Neal Stephenson's latest novel, Seveneves, would actually happen:

"The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason."

. . .

thereby resulting in the sterilization by fire of the surface of the Earth.

The Human Race really is too stupid to survive.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (72D6h)

166 Boobs. Is there nothing they can't do?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Nah, not really.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (/Ho8c)

167 Love Letters to the Parts of the Body I grew Up Hating" was probably the best Morrissey song since to "Girlfriend in a Coma."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 02, 2015 04:35 PM (+PkyJ)

Ha. Morrissey jokes are never not funny.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (lIU4e)

168 89 I'm an old fashioned throwback cro magnon type but it infuriates me to see a pretty girl then notice she has some crap stabbed into her body. All that lovely skin and she decides to puke on it with a tattoo? What a waste. Its not cute. Its not edgy. Its not trendy. Its ugly and now you are, too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (39g3+)

I agree 100%. We've put men on the moon, and now the LIQ types want to look like natives romping through the bush wearing G strings and codpieces and re-enacting the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (oKE6c)

169 Fabello has a dotcom website for lolz.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (zto2Y)

170 A sex educator from "Widener" university??

You can't WRITE better jokes than that....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (nqiq9)

171
Now I know we have had it too easy since WWII or thereabouts. Why?

Because we are seeing more stupid crap like this. Maybe a good Malthusian dosing of humankind would be therapeutic. The stoopid has reached critical levels in the gene pool.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (O9qtX)

172 Tatoos are graffiti.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (yYOXd)

173 "Love Letters to the Parts of the Body I grew Up Hating" was probably the best Morrissey song since to "Girlfriend in a Coma."

That was the B side, as I recall.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (39g3+)

174 I used to say "This is how ROme fell" but Rome wasn't this stupidass.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (2Ocf1)

175 From the fabulous trend of sleeveless arms, women are now covering those naked arms with Awesome Tattoo Sleeves!

http://www.tattoo-models.net/40-awesome-tattoo-sleeve-designs/

reposting this link

many Morons here would "hit that" "and that" "and that"

Beautiful sleeves, but not for me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (qCMvj)

176

And ironic over-sized hipster glasses.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (kdS6q)

177 In case anyone needed some amusement:

http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

Has actual translations of Chinese character tattoos.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (nL0sw)

178 I doubt anyone at all said anything to her about her tattoos and she is angry about it because she had no opportunity to really get angry if someone did.

Posted by: MsYoung at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (PZe1I)

179 Fat angry lesbian with a cat. Don't see those much.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 04:36 PM (kdS6q)

And fat, too.
First time for everything, I guess.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (oKE6c)

180 No, we have not reached peak stupid. Not even close. Just like the predictions of peak oil for the past 30 years, vast new reservoirs of stupid are have not yet been tapped, or even discovered..

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (1BQGO)

181 163 Warren Sapp might be headed to the pokey straight away. Violated probation by stomping the shit out of his chicky-chick in Vegas.

Posted by: LincolnTF at July 02, 2015 04:37 PM (2cS/G)

Good. ....and only a 300 lb weight advantage.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (CFcIt)

182 172 Tatoos are graffiti.
Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (yYOXd)

They make people look like they rolled around in the funny papers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (oKE6c)

183 Can we put her inside one of those atom-smashing thingys?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (eEb+d)

184 I swear 70% of NFL players are just plain brutes.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (+PkyJ)

185 The stoopid has reached critical levels in the gene pool.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (O9qtX)

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I don't like saying it but a another WW may fix a few attitudes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (Xa4vS)

186 So she tatted body parts she hates. Huh. Why no facial tattoos? That mug could back a snake up a tree.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (9iR5/)

187 "I'm writing a letter to my penis."

I wrote a song to mine.

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=dear+penis&sm=3

Posted by: George Harrington at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (+jijM)

188 Heinlein was way ahead of the times when he predicted the "Crazy Years".

I think i'll go and make myself a dirt sandwich.

Posted by: West at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (1Rgee)

189 Here's another Fabello gem:

"You know that friend who's always pointing out how every commercial features mostly white people, and who ruins the best parts of movies by saying, 'This scene is so sexist'? Ever considered that maybe they're just media literate?"

hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (zto2Y)

190
Well he is built for prison.

So there's that.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (IPzoI)

191 If she heard anything, it was... "Hey, Skank, somebody drew on you when you were passed out last night. Take a bath."

Posted by: LincolnTF at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (2cS/G)

192 Because we are seeing more stupid crap like this. Maybe a good Malthusian dosing of humankind would be therapeutic. The stoopid has reached critical levels in the gene pool.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at July 02, 2015 04:38 PM (O9qtX)

When the "Great Gen" said they didn't want their kids to have to go through anything like that, they went a wee bit overboard.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:42 PM (CFcIt)

193 >>Did she finish the 3rd book before getting the tattoos and does she know it's Christian allegory? LOL

Huh, didn't know it was a Christian allegory - but I didn't bother w/the 3rd book.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 04:42 PM (NOIQH)

194 Those getting Chinese characters tattooed on themselves had better hope the tattoo ~~artist~~ dirtbag putting the tattoo on them doesn't have a sense of humor, and/or does have some knowledge of Chinese.

I always wonder if tattoos on opposite arms/legs/feet say "left" and "right."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (oKE6c)

195 I used to say "This is how ROme fell" but Rome wasn't this stupidass.

Yeah, me too. But when this is all over and done people 1000 years from now are gonna forget about Rome's fall and talk about how America collapsed and took all civilization with it. Assuming we make that far as a species.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)

196 191 If she heard anything, it was... "Hey, Skank, somebody drew on you when you were passed out last night. Take a bath."
Posted by: LincolnTF at July 02, 2015 04:41 PM (2cS/G)

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Get out of my head.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (Xa4vS)

197
I am willing to bet that she had a male tattoo artist put a tramp stamp on her backside. For Feminism!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs)

198 I kinda like the ones that remind me of Grandma's wallpaper.

Posted by: Bergerbilder at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (+jijM)

199 In case anyone needed some amusement:

http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

Has actual translations of Chinese character tattoos.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 02, 2015 04:39 PM (nL0sw)

And the last one is "I married a moron"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (W5DcG)

200 So, is it OK to make fun of women's tattoos?

Posted by: Kristophr at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (6fIOn)

201 96 Geez! I'm glad I didn't say "Nice tats, Sugar Tits!"
Posted by: Some Guy at July 02, 2015 04:25 PM (ukNFU)

Hey saggy tits, your tats are ugly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:44 PM (9mTYi)

202 That tat would look nice on an attractive women.

Posted by: redenzo at July 02, 2015 04:44 PM (WCnJW)

203 I just checked my male privilege ...and its awesome

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 02, 2015 04:44 PM (n3WEd)

204 Speaking of WW2. Remember when they use to say "if we hadn't won the war, we'd all be speaking German?" Well, Spain was neutral during The Big One. How come we're all speaking Spanish?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 02, 2015 04:45 PM (+PkyJ)

205 Bewbs are God's apology for taking our rib.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:45 PM (nqiq9)

206 When the "Great Gen" said they didn't want their kids to have to go through anything like that, they went a wee bit overboard.

Yeah, it turns out that kids are better off for going through that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:45 PM (39g3+)

207 so she has not the slightest awareness that other females might not have the same reaction.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 02, 2015 04:46 PM (n3WEd)

208 Bewbs are God's apology for taking our rib.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft

What can I get for another rib?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:46 PM (VAsIq)

209 Tats are fugly anyway

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 04:46 PM (3ZtZW)

210 Well, Spain was neutral during The Big One. How come we're all speaking Spanish?
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US is now the second largest Spanish speaking country, behind Mexico, but ahead of Spain.
Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 02, 2015 04:46 PM (9iR5/)

211 Yeah, me too. But when this is all over and done people 1000 years from now are gonna forget about Rome's fall and talk about how America collapsed and took all civilization with it. Assuming we make that far as a species.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)

"America" will be wiped from the history books, and the word will be a crime to speak. Don't kid yourself.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 04:47 PM (qCMvj)

212 She thinks it's OK when someone comes up and respectfully asks if they can ask some questions about....

f#ck it I can't recall the rest of that part of the article, she just thinks it's ok for some people to "respectfully" approach.

I'm guessing "respectfully" means they look affluent and attractive.

Posted by: moronhordeminion at July 02, 2015 04:47 PM (hKDRi)

213 204 Speaking of WW2. Remember when they use to say "if we hadn't won the war, we'd all be speaking German?" Well, Spain was neutral during The Big One. How come we're all speaking Spanish?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 02, 2015 04:45 PM (+PkyJ)

The Kennedy they missed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 04:47 PM (CFcIt)

214 Huh, didn't know it was a Christian allegory - but I didn't bother w/the 3rd book.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 04:42 PM (NOIQH)

I didn't think it was very good allegory, but she was trying for a sacrifice - redemption thing. 3rd book wasn't good, imo.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:47 PM (N22aV)

215 208 What can I get for another rib?

Another bewb on her back (for dancing)?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (nqiq9)

216 I need a new tat saying "More tats below the fold".

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (xkSSa)

217 I didn't like the third book either. Kind of a downer.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)

218 I am going to have to add another hard drive if I keep logging all of these liberal complaints into the stupid file.

Posted by: tbd at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (i1mtX)

219 Its just strange to me that academia and online journals are giving every whack job and leftist crank a voice to say "why all the insane crap I believe is actually right and you're all awful for disagreeing."

In the past these people would stay out of sight and right in their journal while complaining to their cat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (39g3+)

220 The little snowflakes are basically screaming both literally and philosophically, "IGNORE ME!!"

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 04:49 PM (xSCb6)

221 So this woman says it's an intimately personal thing to ask about the meaning of her tattoos while simultaneously blogging to the world about the meaning of her tattoos.

Posted by: Matticus at July 02, 2015 04:49 PM (p/5D/)

222 I didn't like the third book either. Kind of a downer.

Posted by: Lea

Leviticus?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:49 PM (VAsIq)

223 From an alum of a Widener graduate program in sexuality studies: "I got to explore my values, beliefs, and blind spots in a comfortable and supportive environment. It was life changing. Dr. Satterly, in particular, forced us to explore our feelings, rather than our thoughts, about various sexuality issues."

How true. The modern American university is no place for thoughts.

Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 04:49 PM (zto2Y)

224 You know what might be fun.

Men should pick something really out of the ordinary, like a forearm or forehead. And then over the course of a few months, any man coming across a feminist should express concern over her 'very different kind of forearm.'

It would be fun to see if we could make feminists insecure and loathe their forearms.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AC0lD)

225 It would be fun to see if we could make feminists insecure and loathe their forearms.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel

*rolls sleeves back down*

Posted by: Feminist at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (VAsIq)

226 >>> US is now the second largest Spanish speaking country, behind Mexico, but ahead of Spain.

And one of the largest Muslim nations, according to TFG.

Pretty soon all we'll be are a bunch of spanish-speaking arabs in KKK robes, burning tires and/or science books out in the suburbs

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)

227 218
I am going to have to add another hard drive if I keep logging all of these liberal complaints into the stupid file.

Posted by: tbd at July 02, 2015 04:48 PM (i1mtX)

Just yesterday, I was thinking about trying to bring order to ALL of my bookmarks.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (AC0lD)

228 I for one am not a believer in tat for tit

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (n3WEd)

229 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AC0lD)

Like pointy elbows?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (nqiq9)

230 "Well, Spain was neutral during The Big One. How come we're all speaking Spanish?"

Fecundity.

Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (3I747)

231 229
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AC0lD)

Like pointy elbows?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (nqiq9)

We're talking feminists here.
Maybe rounded elbows.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:52 PM (AC0lD)

232 So I'll just leave this here, then.

Apropos of censorious speech codes, an ongoing flap in the UK about the BBC referring to the Islamic State in its reportage as "the Islamic State".

"Mr Christi said that referring to Isil as a Islamic State gave the organisation legitimacy and offended British Muslims, who do not consider the group to be Islamic."

http://tinyurl.com/p839sg8

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 04:52 PM (noWW6)

233 I saw Tattoo Microagression Quark open for *stellastarr at the Large Hadron Collider in 2012.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:52 PM (VAsIq)

234
Pretty soon all we'll be are a bunch of spanish-speaking arabs in KKK robes, burning tires and/or science books out in the suburbs
Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)

I'm sure the EPA won't have anything to say about tire burning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 04:52 PM (9mTYi)

235 Fecundity.
Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (3I747)

Is that you, Jeb?

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (fAGvL)

236 So this woman says it's an intimately personal thing to ask about the meaning of her tattoos while simultaneously blogging to the world about the meaning of her tattoos.

*Sir John Gielgud voice*

Normally, one needs to visit a sanitarium to find people who hold two totally opposite opinions at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (eEb+d)

237 >>>> I'm sure the EPA won't have anything to say about tire burning.

muslims hallooooooo?

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (3ZtZW)

238 You can't make a positive comment, you can't make a negative comment, you can't greet them, you can't do something nice for them, you can't fuck them without it being rape, you can't disagree with them without it being rape, and you must believe every word coming out of their oppressed little mouths.

"IGNORE ME!"

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (xSCb6)

239 What the Hell is WRONG with your wrists!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (IPzoI)

240 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:50 PM (AC0lD)

Like pointy elbows?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:51 PM (nqiq9)

We're talking feminists here.
Maybe rounded elbows.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel

Those disgusting elbow dimples. *shudders at fake microaggressive nonconformity*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)

241 The feminists are a little behind the technology when it comes to future tech. But I guaran-fucking-tee you that some entity somewhere has broken down the modules into;
eye contact
lubrication
wrist twist
spaghetti strand penis/lip link
throat sounds
and the beta version of robogrl 3k may leave a little to be desired, but the alpha version will signal the end of feminist complaints forever.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 02, 2015 04:53 PM (xQX/f)

242 Maybe rounded elbows.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 04:52 PM (AC0lD)

Hey, that might work. Tell them they have fat elbows. The word "fat" automatically initiates the female insecurity app.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:54 PM (nqiq9)

243 reminding her that she can't simply exist without having to entertain the whims of men.

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not our fault she keeps forgetting

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 02, 2015 04:54 PM (n3WEd)

244 "Is that you, Jeb?"

No, why? Did Jeb say something about go forth and multiply?

Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:54 PM (3I747)

245
Attention whores.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 02, 2015 04:55 PM (5qyjP)

246 Sure am going to miss having a podcast this weekend.

Sure am...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 04:55 PM (fYgrm)

247 "Mr Christi said that referring to Isil as a Islamic State gave the organisation legitimacy and offended British Muslims, who do not consider the group to be Islamic."

Did anyone ever think that the IRA WASN'T Irish? Every RC bishop disavowed them, and they were still regarded as being Catholic, even though the later iterations were largely thugs/marxists.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 02, 2015 04:55 PM (Spluw)

248 >>>> The word "fat" automatically initiates the female insecurity app.

Ha. There was a cartoon where the guy was new to S and M and she's saying call me nasty stuff and he's stuck, so he yells FAT! Ruined the mood. She starts crying for reals.

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 04:56 PM (3ZtZW)

249
No, why? Did Jeb say something about go forth and multiply?
Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:54 PM (3I747)

Jeb is always blathering about fertile hispanics andd their acts of love.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:56 PM (AuJ+i)

250 I will call them tramp stamps until the day I die, and you can't stop me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at July 02, 2015 04:10 PM

Preach it, sistah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 02, 2015 04:56 PM (QiBX8)

251 Heh.

We talking about a tatted squeaker, are we?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 02, 2015 04:57 PM (AxDuC)

252 248 LOL

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 04:57 PM (AuJ+i)

253 Tat girl:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You look like the bathroom wall
And smell like a Loo.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 04:57 PM (nqiq9)

254 When did these ridiculous, hysterical cranks get the mistaken impression that they're entitled to our collective give-a-shitness?

Posted by: elaine at July 02, 2015 04:57 PM (Y0Piu)

255 Also, it is rude to ask me about my teeth, my fingernails and my smell.

Posted by: Melissa A. Fabello at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (XlHZs)

256 Mr Christi said that referring to Isil as a Islamic State gave the organisation legitimacy and offended British Muslims, who do not consider the group to be Islamic."
____________

*snort*

BBC actually has a few specials on YouTube whereBritish Muslims are extremely upset over the BBC ~~calling the Islamic State the Islamic State questioning Muslim leaders about their calling for a Shariah takeover of GB.~~

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (jP9KY)

257 How many kids does Jeb have?
Three
Two sons and a daughter.

So the Bush name will continue.
There could be more presidential contenders named 'Bush'.

Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (3I747)

258 If you think the ISIS isn't Islamic, take it up with them, until then, go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Things a Modern Brit Would Never Say at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (xSCb6)

259 Aw fukc it.

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:59 PM (jP9KY)

260 So, is pointing at this idiot and laughing out loud acceptable?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: tbodie at July 02, 2015 04:59 PM (SqM8E)

261 I need a new tat saying "More tats below the fold".

*Panniculus work extra

Posted by: Every Tattoo Artist at July 02, 2015 05:00 PM (8ZskC)

262 So would it be rude to ask this scrunt if her mother had any children that lived?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 02, 2015 05:01 PM (9iR5/)

263 It was life changing. Dr. Satterly, in particular, forced us to explore our feelings, rather than our thoughts, about various sexuality issues

Sigh. What a good little feminist. Ugh.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 05:01 PM (lIU4e)

264 Yay homeward bound

have a great weekend all

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand at July 02, 2015 05:01 PM (3ZtZW)

265 How is it that we're supposed to be able to read that bint's mind before we axe her a question about her tats?

She sounds like a really rude child who should've been spanked, but wasn't, and now thinks she can get away with being a bitch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 05:01 PM (eEb+d)

266 I'm thinking that all these feminists who claim to not need a man/husband have turned to nagging *all the men* constantly because they can't get their nag on at home.

I know, not PC at all...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 05:02 PM (NOIQH)

267 >>Two sons and a daughter.
So the Bush name will continue.
There could be more presidential contenders named 'Bush'.
Posted by: Tommy Linkbetter at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (3I747)

Their used to be talk about one of Jeb's sons being both hot and potentially politically viable in the future. But I don't know if anyone realized Jeb would bop back in at that point.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 05:02 PM (lIU4e)

268 Tattoos on women are repellent eyesores.

Posted by: Reggie 1971 at July 02, 2015 05:03 PM (fC0Bx)

269 Fvck.

Them.

All.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 02, 2015 05:03 PM (wtvvX)

270 Once we win in 2016 and things return to the way they ought to be, part of me will miss these rants of Ace.

Posted by: Pollyanna at July 02, 2015 05:03 PM (xkSSa)

271 It was life changing. Dr. Satterly, in particular, forced us to explore our feelings, rather than our thoughts, about various sexuality issues

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Dr. Satterly sounds like a perv.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 05:03 PM (YMe0m)

272 >>Also, it is rude to ask me about my teeth, my fingernails and my smell.

Posted by: Melissa A. Fabello

But it's totes OK to ask about your smarty-pants glasses and bright red lips?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 05:04 PM (NOIQH)

273 Love the headline, and Space Retard was hard to beat!

Posted by: hadoop at July 02, 2015 05:04 PM (2X7pN)

274 Can we say upper thigh tatoos look fucking awful?

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 05:04 PM (iPClR)

275 Between tatwat + space retard how far are we from Peak Retard? What if we're only at 3 out of 11ty?

Posted by: DaveA at July 02, 2015 05:05 PM (DL2i+)

276 >>Can we say upper thigh tatoos look fucking awful?
Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 05:04 PM (iPClR)

I can't think of any women that have them off the bat, but I am willing to believe they would look awful.

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)

277 She'll be the hit of the nursing home in a few decades. Instead of playing Bingo, they can play "Guess what this tattoo used to be" on her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 05:05 PM (eEb+d)

278 OT
I just contributed to Mike Flynn's campaign. Felt good to say "FUCK YOU John Boehner"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 02, 2015 05:06 PM (9mTYi)

279 Yay homeward bound

Posted by: Bigby's Extra Hand

It's an incredible journey.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 05:06 PM (VAsIq)

280 Nude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 05:07 PM (eEb+d)

281 Perry just said this, apparently:

"I'm here to tell you that it's Republicans, not Democrats, who are truly offering black Americans the hope for a better life for themselves and their children."

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 05:07 PM (lIU4e)

282 >>Can we say upper thigh tatoos look fucking awful?

Seen at the local pool several years ago: mommy in bikini with giant angel (I assume)wings tattoos across upper thigh/pelvis area (implying the angel rested squarely on her ladybits). Just wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

283 Just picked up some chatter on 20M; the folks at CERN are saying you left a "W" out of the word "tat". They also said they have that quark shit in press and someone is violating non-disclosure ethics.

Posted by: Arkindole at July 02, 2015 05:08 PM (22Hl8)

284 Boobs. Is there nothing they can't do?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Nah, not really.

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please Satan let it be true

Posted by: Hilary! at July 02, 2015 05:09 PM (n3WEd)

285 Mr Christi said that referring to Isil as a Islamic
State gave the organisation legitimacy and offended British Muslims, who
do not consider the group to be Islamic."
___________

*snort*
BBC actually has a few specials on YouTube whereBritish Muslims are extremely upset over the BBC calling the Islamic State the Islamic State questioning Muslim leaders about their calling for a Shariah takeover of GB. Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 04:58 PM (jP9KY)

So British Muslims get the final say in who is or isn't misappropriating their islamic culture, but Southern whites don't get a say in who is or is not misappropriating the Confederate flag and Southern culture? Sounds about right.
If you have a Confederate flag tat, I assume it will be forcibly removed from you now? At your expense.

Posted by: LizLem at July 02, 2015 05:09 PM (yRwC8)

286 Oy vey - If you don't want people commenting on your tattos, then don't get a tattoo! Good grief! I can understand that maybe it gets tiresome having people ask about your tattoos, but you should have thought of that before you got a tattoo. Honestly, how many time does it happen that some man yells out something about your tattoo? And just because a guy asks you about your tattoo, that doesn't make it misogyny or male aggression or evidence of the patriarchy. Criminy! Grow up!

Just yesterday I had a conversation with a girlfriend who wants to get a tattoo. She's thought about this for a long time, and initially she thought she would get a tattoo of an artwork that is very meaningful to her, but then she realized that people would ask her about it and she decided she didn't want to have to explain why that piece of art was meaningful to her because the reason is very personal, so she has decided that is not what she wants to have tattooed. Now that is what an intelligent person does - they realize that having a tattoo invites questions and if they don't want to answer the questions they don't get a tattoo. Grow up, you spoiled brat!

Posted by: biancaneve at July 02, 2015 05:10 PM (vP4/o)

287 Seen at the local pool several years ago: mommy in bikini with giant angel (I assume)wings tattoos across upper thigh/pelvis area (implying the angel rested squarely on her ladybits). Just wow.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 05:08 PM (NOIQH)

--

Maybe it was moth wings. Moth-eaten privates.

Posted by: @votermom at July 02, 2015 05:11 PM (GMwwL)

288 I'm offended by all the people being offended

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 05:11 PM (DiZBp)

289 "All that lovely skin and she decides to puke on it with a tattoo?"

I agree completely!

Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 02, 2015 05:13 PM (ueOgE)

290 >>So British Muslims get the final say in who is or isn't misappropriating their islamic culture

Worse than that, ISIS doesn't even get to have the name they call themselves acknowledged.
Not that I want them respected - but don't they get to name their bloody new state?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 05:15 PM (NOIQH)

291 Fat angry lesbian with a cat. Don't see those much.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 04:36 PM (kdS6q)

not to mention that as I quickly scan over her last name, I see "fellatio" instead of "fabello"

Posted by: the Butcher at July 02, 2015 05:17 PM (fUjxW)

292 Dammit. So, I get all the way to Sam's Club and go to pull out my card and can't find it.

Go home, convinced I must have left it on bedroom dresser after coming home yesterday.

Anyhow, finally found the card wedged between front seat and console.

And This Hellish Heat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)

293 >>Seen at the local pool several years ago: mommy in bikini with giant angel (I assume)wings tattoos across upper thigh/pelvis area (implying the angel rested squarely on her ladybits). Just wow.
Posted by: Lizzy

--

Maybe it was moth wings. Moth-eaten privates.
Posted by: @votermom

Could have been the elusive winged beaver.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 05:21 PM (fYgrm)

294 Ha. There was a cartoon where the guy was new to S and M and she's saying call me nasty stuff and he's stuck, so he yells FAT! Ruined the mood. She starts crying for reals.

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so an un-safe word

Posted by: Hilary! at July 02, 2015 05:22 PM (n3WEd)

295 "I would feel bad for a man kicking an own goal in man kick-ball."

But if you put your arm around him and said, "Don't feel bad, sweetie," he'd punch you in the face.

Posted by: Texan99 at July 02, 2015 05:30 PM (4ssk4)

296 Is there some contest on the left for the Most Frivolous Grievance of the Week?
Are we possibly being punked?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 02, 2015 04:12 PM (TJCSB)

No, we're being "gas-lit." The world is on fire, but we're supposed to care about this stupid sh!t

The Leftists know (deep in their dark little hearts) that things are going wrong with their Utopian dream but they talk about this stuff so they don't have to acknowledge reality. The Mohammadans are killing their hopes for a trans-national socialist world.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 02, 2015 05:36 PM (8+0sF)

297 And This Hellish Heat.Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 05

Come up above the Mason/Dixon line. Summer is abating a week earlier every year.

Since I do trend analysis, I'm heading south as soon as possible. High temp today barely hit 80. Overnight temps in high 50, low 60 range. Average temp for 24 hours? 70.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 02, 2015 05:39 PM (xQX/f)

298 15
"Wow, nice tattoo. Makes you look like a whore."

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 02, 2015 04:13 PM (VAsIq)

Well do, only #15, Well do hoard.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 02, 2015 05:46 PM (NaeCR)

299 There used to be women, in this country, with the grit to pack up everything and move hundreds of miles away, doing hard work while tending to their families. Now we have stupid twits with a chip on their shoulder. What do they expect people will say when you have a tattoo? Of course they will ask if it hurts. People don't ask questions about my tattoo because I don't show it off. It's no wonder that young men are turned off by marriage. I would marry someone like this idiot either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2015 05:48 PM (Lqy/e)

300 Seen at the local pool several years ago: mommy in bikini with
giant angel (I assume)wings tattoos across upper thigh/pelvis area
(implying the angel rested squarely on her ladybits). Just wow.

----------------

If you punch it hard/fast enough it looks like its flying.

Posted by: German Movie at July 02, 2015 05:52 PM (NaeCR)

301 Tatcalling is weak sauce compared to the attempted rape manspreaders commit if they look at any part of a woman below the chin.

Posted by: Hank at July 02, 2015 05:56 PM (bQYVO)

302 The more ridiculous Liberal "successes" occur in our society, the more frivolous their successors will become. The basis of their movement is to be as ridiculous as possible. The only play they know is to double down.

Posted by: Mister John Galt at July 02, 2015 06:10 PM (eQ+Jz)

303 So, if the celery that is dancing the "Vegetable Waltz" with a sugar bowl on your embroidery transfer, has removed the sugar bowl's lid (without her permission judging from her expression O.O), is that harrassment?

Asking for a family member.

Posted by: Sal at July 02, 2015 06:16 PM (MRX6w)

304 I know Hillary has seen Huma's tramp stamp...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 02, 2015 07:41 PM (1BJGW)

305 If I were the dude, I would have said this when the whole kerfuffle started:

So you want to know why there aren't more women in tech? Here's an example: I land a probe on a comet 300 million miles away, and what does this dumb twat want to talk about? Fashion.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 02, 2015 08:50 PM (WEvvb)

306 Whew! I'm finally safe from committing a micro-aggression!

I think that's my first!

Posted by: RKae at July 02, 2015 09:12 PM (VVBbJ)

307 Many years ago I used to help do human skeleton ID's as part of the forensic anthropology program at the University of Tennessean (The Body Farm).

The easiest to id were the skeletons of dead prostitutes because, when other flesh was decayed and gone, little tattooed skin tags would remain. Nothing--not insects or bacteria will eat tattooed skin. It just mummifies.

So whenever I see a tattoo on a girl, I am reminded of dead hookers and thing to myself "Man, that is going to make you so easy to I.D. when some serial killer strangles you and throws you into the brush off of some lonesome Interstate exist.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 02, 2015 09:33 PM (mJBky)

308 Oh we have come to see that old Tattooed Lady
Tattooed from head to knee, She was a sight to see

My Uncle Ned was there; He'd come to guide us there
"I've never" he declared "Seen such a freak so fair."

And on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps
And on her back was the Union Jack -- how could you ask for more?
All up and down her spine Stood the Queen's Own Guards in line
And all around her hips Sailed a fleet of battleships

And over her left kidney Was a birds'-eye view of Sydney
But what we liked best, was, upon her chest, A little home in Waikiki!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 02, 2015 09:43 PM (xq1UY)

309 "Melissa A. Fabello, Co-Managing Editor of Everyday Feminism, is a sexuality educator, eating disorder and body image activist, and media literacy vlogger based out of Philadelphia. "

Is this some kind of dystonic trifecta?

Posted by: George Stock at July 03, 2015 03:55 PM (pXTIq)

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