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New York Times' Public Editor: Maybe We Didn't Tell the Truth About Our Reasons For Not Publishing the Charlie Hebdo Cartoons, But That Doesn't Mean We Were Dishonest

Orwell laughed -- darkly.





By the way, the LA Times, which also embargoed the Charlie Hebdo cartoons, just tweeted this:



Posted by: Ace at 04:15 PM




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1 check's in the mail - honest

Posted by: Ruth at July 01, 2015 04:17 PM (oo88B)

2
- I wasn't dishonest! I just didn't disclose the unacknowledged factor that I didn't want anyone to see my emails when I was Secretary of State!-

Hill-debeast.

Posted by: Virginia Socon at July 01, 2015 04:18 PM (+/C3g)

3 It's the NYT. If they're communicating, they're lying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 04:19 PM (h4vJk)

4 No dishonesty, but perhaps the unacknowledged factor of me having no plans to take it out of your mouth or provide advanced warning before doing that.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 01, 2015 04:19 PM (2jQGY)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:20 PM (P8HwW)

6 Since when is not telling the truth dishonest?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:20 PM (n3Sbm)

7 I don't know why they don't want to admit they are cowards, its not like they aren't a bunch of cowards and sissies.

Posted by: Penfold at July 01, 2015 04:20 PM (Fbt5B)

8 TLR

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 01, 2015 04:20 PM (VAsIq)

9 We have freedom of the press for a reason. When they abuse it this way there should be at least a 5 yard penalty.

Posted by: just saying at July 01, 2015 04:20 PM (wkuqO)

10 Head choppers veto or something like that

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:21 PM (q+zA9)

11 Seems like it's time for the Lutherans to start loading their jello molds with more than canned fruit so that the NYT will fear them, too.

Posted by: Virginia Socon at July 01, 2015 04:21 PM (+/C3g)

12 Parsian isn't a foreign language for the old grey lady.

Posted by: Cunning Linguist at July 01, 2015 04:21 PM (yYOXd)

13
Je ne lis pas les Temps de New York. C'est merde.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 04:21 PM (St6BJ)

14 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

15 The New York Times is nothing more than the Village Voice with a fancy gothic masthead.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (NjiZL)

16 Wheni told you I wouldn't do that thing in your mouth and I did I wasn't being dishonest, there was just the unacknowledged fact that I planned to do that thing in your mouth the whole time.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (xXOH6)

17 Mexican would be a better language to learn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (n3Sbm)

18 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (evdj2)

19 "Not Unreasonable"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (VAsIq)

20 Dumbfuckers.

Their speech is so Orwellian that THEY don't even know what they are saying anymore.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (nqiq9)

21 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f)

22 Uh oh... Manolo! Bring the limo around! We'll be heading for the Hamptons early this weekend!

Posted by: Pinchy Sulzberger at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (YFFpo)

23 No dishonesty, but perhaps the unacknowledged factor of not actually being born in the US

Posted by: Barry at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (oo88B)

24 Sorry about that thing I said I wouldn't do in your mouth but "kinda" did. This is just Unacknowledged factor.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (TV9BR)

25 ...So the message I'm getting here is that if Catholics don't want their pope condomized and published in the NYT, the NYT is suggesting that they start beheading people and threatening the security of their staff?

Is that what they're saying? Because it sure sounds like it.

There's a reason, NYT, that we don't give in to the hecklers veto -- its not only because the heckler is annoying but its because if we do, we just encourage everyone else to become hecklers, too.

And then the veneer of a polite society disappears rather quickly.

Pussies.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)

26 So then Christians won't be treated with respect by the New York Times until they start killing people. Am I reading this right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (8ZskC)

27 Someone get Taranto to tell the Times that he's a Muslim. Then they'll do whatever the hell he wants.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (/eTPT)

28 Just like any other day.

Posted by: dogfish at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (jWtyG)

29 note the Pink Mafia is not protesting the tossing of gay men off building in ISIS held territory

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (q+zA9)

30 It wasn't a "lie" lie......?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (LA7Cm)

31 Could someone bring me a tea, por favor?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (n3Sbm)

32 No dishonesty, but perhaps the unacknowledged factor of staff security last Jan.

No kidding. This is my shocked face * [insert shocked smiley face thingy here] *

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (lIU4e)

33 It's not unreasonable to lie to people for whom we care nothing about, especially when our lie hurts them.

Posted by: NYT at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (VAsIq)

34 20 Dumbfuckers.

Their speech is so Orwellian that THEY don't even know what they are saying anymore.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:22 PM (nqiq9)

Agreed. Someone with ace's wit could sock Orwell and have a field day.

Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (48QDY)

35 You know, it would be nice if our dystopia could figure out what kind it wanted to be - Orwellian or Huxleyan.

This whole "both" crap sucks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f)

36 What we said wasn't what we meant because we are speaking past one-another. I said what I said because I meant something different than you inferred.

If you continue to misconstrue the context of my statements, then we will come to an impasse upon what was being said in the first place.

...dummy.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (OQ9R7)

37 Mohomodans are tossing off gay men?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (n3Sbm)

38 Well, to be honest, do you think any newspaper would admit that they are too afraid of the jihadis? That alone would bring down the wrath of CAIR and the White House (but I may repeat myself).

Posted by: Virginia Socon at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (+/C3g)

39 Dear IRS

I was not dishonest, there was just the unacknowledged fact about receiving cash from my illegal drug sales

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (xXOH6)

40 Could someone bring me a tea, por favor?


Posted by: Boss Moss


I'm gonna need you to send an email to someone to ask me to send you some tea. Sabe?

Posted by: Hillary(!) Protocols say... at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (VAsIq)

41 Lying liars are lying liars that lie, part 389,395,206...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (7YlUk)

42 Could someone bring me a tea, por favor?



What's your fax number?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (P8HwW)

43 Virgin Mary? It was a self portrait.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (xkSSa)

44 What? Does the NYT have its own very heavily armored security force in their building?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (eEb+d)

45 Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive.

Posted by: Barbara B. at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (/eTPT)

46 No dishonesty, but perhaps the unacknowledged factor of changing the content of my released emails

Posted by: Hill at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (oo88B)

47 Reminds me of a parliamentary debate where one MP used the phrase: "terminological inexactitude". Churchill's response was, "I prefer the much shorter English term: 'l-i-e'."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 04:25 PM (EzgxV)

48 Mohomodans are tossing off gay men?


Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM


Their salads at any rate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (h4vJk)

49 29
note the Pink Mafia is not protesting the tossing of gay men off building in ISIS held territory

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (q+zA9)

Price of 1st Amendment in America, a few french journalists. For Hillary!, though, it's on the house.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (Vf5rR)

50
*Plays Honesty by Billy Joel in tribute to the NY Times*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (ODxAs)

51 There's a reason, NYT, that we don't give in to the hecklers veto -- its not only because the heckler is annoying but its because if we do, we just encourage everyone else to become hecklers, too.

See also, paying ransoms (that means you Obama).

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (lIU4e)

52 Well, to be honest, do you think any newspaper would admit that they are too afraid of the jihadis? That alone would bring down the wrath of CAIR and the White House (but I may repeat myself).
Posted by: Virginia Socon at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (+/C3g)

Well when our "president" is to scared or blind to even admit who we are at War with or that we are at War, can yu blame the MSM for being the same?
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (/tNwW)

53 So then Christians won't be treated with respect by the New York Times until they start killing people. Am I reading this right?


They don't necessarily have to kill anyone. A few buildings burnt to the ground are also newsworthy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (evdj2)

54 What's a Fax Machine?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (n3Sbm)

55 Muslims. Can't live with 'em. Can't insult 'em.

Posted by: The New York Times at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (8ZskC)

56 This time make sure it is sweet tea and is iced. Not putting up with your bullshit got it?

Posted by: Raging Hillary at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (wkuqO)

57 Agreed. Someone with ace's wit could sock Orwell and have a field day.
Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2015 04:24 PM (48QDY)

* on Twitter.

Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (48QDY)

58 I expect anti-Catholic art to be a thing in the near future.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (B3WUC)

59 "note the Pink Mafia is not protesting the tossing of gay men off building in ISIS held territory"

Well, duh! Of course those men deserved to die. I mean, look at what they were wearing!

Seriously, who wears anything but pastels after Memorial Day?

Posted by: Steve from Christopher Street at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (8BTx6)

60 Just another day at The Manhattan Peoples Journal..

Posted by: tu3031 at July 01, 2015 04:26 PM (YFFpo)

61 When the Iranians launch their missiles, will the Times be brave enough to report it?

No.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM (LISuA)

62 It's not that we didn't tell the Truth
It's that we Didn't tell the truth
kapisch?

Posted by: NYT at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM (/eTPT)

63 "unacknowledged factor of staff security....?"

So... what. Muslims would go on a rampage? Frenchies would swarm your doors? What are you saying, NYT?

Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM (3ZtZW)

64 First!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM (mvenn)

65 Dan Rather to the courtesy phone. To the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: dogfish at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM (jWtyG)

66 "Staff security" is NYT chicken-speak for "we're scared shitless of offending Muslims."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (kGrdk)

67 See, here's another thing that cracks me up.

Hey, NYT, didn't you just tell us that "right wing extremists" were more dangerous and have killed more people than Muslims in the last decade?

I think you did.

So why do you publish articles which could be "offensive" to those unstable crazy "right wing extremists" (which, to be fair, is only about 90% of your entire FUCKING NEWSPAPER), yet refuse to publish articles about Muslims due to fear for your safety?

Hmmmm?

Shouldn't you be more worried every time you print an article that sucks Obama's D that some right wing extremist will chop your head off then about publishing some mohammed cartoon that may offend the mostly peaceful muslims?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (AkOaV)

68 The TPP allows goods that are produced by slaves.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (n3Sbm)

69 Seems like it's time for the Lutherans to start loading their jello
molds with more than canned fruit so that the NYT will fear them, too.


I got a recipe that uses cottage cheese if the Catholics would like to have it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (ZKzrr)

70 "elephant dung"

Hey, that shit's expensive.

Posted by: Feh at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (U5mnP)

71 Crap!!
Unacknowledged factors prevented me from being first.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (mvenn)

72 To boost it's dying circulation the NY Times should adopt the Constanza theory. Whatever you think is correct do the opposite. Sales would boom.

Posted by: redenzo at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (WCnJW)

73 Now correcting last January...

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (/eTPT)

74 64 First!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:27 PM


This place....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (h4vJk)

75 So... what. Muslims would go on a rampage? Frenchies would swarm your doors? What are you saying, NYT?

The Lutherans.
The Jello-molds.
The horror.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (kff5f)

76 Maybe We Didn't Tell the Truth About Our Reasons For Not Publishing the Charlie Hebdo Cartoons anything , But That Doesn't Mean We Were Dishonest
----------------

In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (9mTYi)

77 Hey, they stole my schtick. --Brian Williams

Posted by: dogfish at July 01, 2015 04:28 PM (jWtyG)

78 note the Pink Mafia is not protesting the tossing of gay men off building in ISIS held territory
Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (q+zA9)
------------------------------------------------
The Indiana pizza people should have just claimed to be Muslim. Then the clowns who went there would have silently gone elsewhere to get their test case.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (xkSSa)

79 Who owns the Times now. Amazon Bozo? We all know he is a rich conservative business owner. LOL

Posted by: Raging Hillary at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (wkuqO)

80 You have to be a reckless fool to not fear the Amish.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (evdj2)

81 So Ace and us have declared war on the left, right?

Posted by: Draki at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (QL1Y0)

82 NYT reminds me of CNN kissing Saddam's butt.

Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (ueOgE)

83 Muslims. Can't live with 'em. Can't insult 'em.
____________________

And yet our government continues to import them here by the millions, because . . . diversity!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (kGrdk)

84

Could someone bring me a tea, por favor?

Pls call Sarah and ask her if she can make me some iced tea....Hillary

Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (WQLtV)

85 Who needs freedom of the press?


Sincerely,
The Press

Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (q5APL)

86 Shazbot!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (/8So2)

87 They only respect force.

Posted by: Iblis at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (9221z)

88
The New York Times? Bunch of liars.

Posted by: Lawyers at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (RWZqW)

89 71 Crap!!
Unacknowledged factors prevented me from being first.


.....tee hee

Posted by: Hill at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (oo88B)

90 The TPP allows goods that are produced by slaves.



But. but, but...... Slavery was outlawed. We fought a war over it. We took down a flag! A flaaaaaag!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (P8HwW)

91 "25
...So the message I'm getting here is that if Catholics don't want their
pope condomized and published in the NYT, the NYT is suggesting that
they start beheading people and threatening the security of their staff?



Is that what they're saying? Because it sure sounds like it.



There's a reason, NYT, that we don't give in to the hecklers veto --
its not only because the heckler is annoying but its because if we do,
we just encourage everyone else to become hecklers, too.



And then the veneer of a polite society disappears rather quickly.



Pussies.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)"

Beheading people seems to be against the beliefs and traditions of Christianity. Burning people at the stake, however, is pretty much OK. I am not sure the stake is even required.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (QHgTq)

92 Amazon Bozo owns WaPo. The Sulzbergers own the NYT through essentially a holding company they control.

Posted by: Penfold at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (Fbt5B)

93 Their truth has just become more selective.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (evdj2)

94 And to think. She was an actress in the '30s. She must be over 100 now.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (xkSSa)

95 Our studies have found that the Amish are by far the safest demographic to slander.

Posted by: The New York Times at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (8ZskC)

96 @26 So then Christians won't be treated with respect by the New York Times until they start killing people. Am I reading this right?

Yes; yes, you are.

Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (ueOgE)

97 Your right Ace, time to learn a foreign language. I have selected Arabic so that I can nark out lefties for slandering the Prophet Muhammed.

If we are gonna have a modern day version of The Terror, might as well get in on the ground floor.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (xXOH6)

98 I saw Unacknowledged Factors open up for Pink Floyd at the Orpheum back in '02.

At least we thought it was them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (eEb+d)

99 And yet our government continues to import them here by the millions, because . . . diversity!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (kGrdk)

It's like the immigration department isn't talking to DoD. DoD gets to drone jihadis anywhere's it wants, but we still let the jerkwads in? They're worse than the irish.

Posted by: Draki at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (QL1Y0)

100
NYT reminds me of CNN kissing Saddam's butt.

Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (ueOgE)







Kissing butt is one thing, but it's the tongue action that really separates the men from the boys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (RWZqW)

101 Profiles in Cowardice: The New York Times Story

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (8ZskC)

102 NYT reminds me of CNN kissing Saddam's butt.
Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:29 PM (ueOgE)
---------------------------------------------
A little more tongue, if you please Mr. Kerry.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (xkSSa)

103 Les Temps de la New York, c'est honteuse.

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (bhepQ)

104 Our studies have found that the Amish are by far the safest demographic to slander.

Posted by: The New York Times at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM


Except for Amish Dude. Don't fuck with him. He crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (h4vJk)

105 Lie? What lie? They told all of the news that was fit to print. that other wasn't fit to print.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (XUKZU)

106 Burning people at the stake, however, is pretty much OK. I am not sure the stake is even required.




Mmmmmmm. Steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (P8HwW)

107 Hey here's a thing the NYT doesn't know.

If they had had a history of being honest and fair - not unbiased, but fair at least - and had published the cartoons, taken a brave stand for actual, you know, western values?

They wouldn't have even needed a security staff. They could just say Hey we're being threatened and people would've volunteered.

Eh. Fk em.

Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (3ZtZW)

108 So Hillary couldn't figure out a fax machine? After hearing her voice it wouldn't surprise me if she could carry on a fifteen minute conversation with one.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (mvenn)

109 96 @26 So then Christians won't be treated with respect by the New York Times until they start killing people. Am I reading this right?

Yes; yes, you are.
Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:31 PM (ueOgE)


It makes sense seeing as how they worship coercive power

Posted by: Iblis at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (9221z)

110 89 71 Crap!!
Unacknowledged factors prevented me from being first.
.....tee hee
Posted by: Hill at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (oo88B)



Just identify as first. No problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (oKE6c)

111 (ooops! that was me - & i was first)
89 71 Crap!!
Unacknowledged factors prevented me from being first.


.....tee hee

Posted by: ruth at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (oo88B)

112 Burning people at the stake, however, is pretty much OK.

We're going to demand an environmental impact statement, but we're not going to bother to read it while you sit around for years waiting for our NO.

Posted by: EPA at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (ZKzrr)

113 Meanwhile they are sending Syrian 'refugees' (but not the Christian ones) to Idaho or some sh*t like that

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:33 PM (q+zA9)

114 Virgin Mary? I thought that was a picture of Little Black Sambo from the books which were purged from the libraries in the South and the picture remained on the walls of the Sambos restaurants in CA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (GpgJl)

115 Now correcting last January...
Posted by: Winston Smith
----------------

Sooner or later I will stop posting this, but in the meanwhile, an element of Newspeak:

"Blackwhite"

Blackwhite has “two mutually contradictory meanings" depending on whether it is applied to an opponent — "impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts" — or to a Party member — "a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Party discipline demands".

However, it is also an example of doublethink, because it represents an active rewriting of the past, which is a key aspect of the Party's control. Indeed, blackwhite is explained as "the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary".

This blind faith can stem from respect for authority, fear, indoctrination, critical laziness, or gullibility. Orwell's blackwhite refers only to that caused by fear, indoctrination, or repression of critical thinking, rather than that caused by laziness or gullibility. A true Party member could automatically and without thought expunge any "incorrect" information and neatly replace it with "true" information. Done properly, there would be no recollection of the "incorrect" information.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (9mTYi)

116 Kissing butt is one thing, but it's the tongue action that really separates the men from the boys.



I thought it took a crowbar.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (P8HwW)

117 look, truth comes with an expiration date.
Like two gays tonguing each other in Mecca.

Posted by: NYT at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (/eTPT)

118 #Crappinginthehallway.

Posted by: The EPA at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (n3Sbm)

119 I never said what you think I meant, even though it sounded that way. I meant to say something that your menial brain cannot comprehend beyond simple words.

Knowing and understanding seem to be at odds in this particular instance. And since you think you know what I said, I must correct you.

You may take what you think is a stance on this particular occasion, but I assure you that your continued inferences are not substantive, relative to my point.

In the "pure" definition, you may have a point, but relative to occasion and nuance, you do not.

This is a simple misunderstanding on your part and we should get together so I can shoot you in the face clear-up any of your misconceptions.

-"How about Tuesday?"

...there's no such thing as "Tuesday". lolcatz

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (OQ9R7)

120 **shiftyeyes**

Posted by: Greece at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (evdj2)

121
To be fair, what is elephant dung in the painting? Artists thru out time have used weird shit in making paints and glues.

Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)

122
Kissing butt is one thing, but it's the tongue action that really separates the men from the boys.



I thought it took a crowbar.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (P8HwW)









Just in the Navy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (RWZqW)

123 Posted by: Penfold at July 01, 2015 04:30 PM (Fbt5B)

I believe Mexican crony capitalist gazillionaire Carlos Slim owns the NYT now.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)

124 Truth is like a beautiful flower, that smells bad.

Posted by: Spock at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (evdj2)

125
Where's Meatball for an expert opinion?

Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)

126 Hey, is my Pulitzer still in the lobby? Stalin asked me.

Posted by: The Ghost of Walter Duranty at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (YFFpo)

127 We already knew what the NYT was, now we know the price.

Posted by: Agent J at July 01, 2015 04:36 PM (ueOgE)

128
I believe that Mexibillionaire owns the Times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:36 PM (ODxAs)

129 "Smedley, TBD just e-mailed me and is requesting tea...chop chop!"

Posted by: tbd at July 01, 2015 04:36 PM (AQr2F)

130 I know you think you understand what you think I said, but what I said isn't actually what I meant

Posted by: ruth at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (oo88B)

131 So they are inviting us to make their staff unsafe?

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (2Ocf1)

132 Am I supposed to be surprised by this?

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (Bn6aD)

133 Virgin Mary? I thought that was a picture of Little Black Sambo from the books which were purged from the libraries in the South and the picture remained on the walls of the Sambos restaurants in CA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2015 04:34 PM (GpgJl)



Yeah that shit does not help me. One. Bit.

Posted by: Tiger who melted into butter at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (0cMkb)

134 How come Mrs. Ace of Spades always wants to hang out with the Meatball?

Are they on the outs?

Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (3ZtZW)

135 #NowReceivingPageTwoScreech

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (mvenn)

136 Sambos restaurants in CA.


Yum, Sambo cakes with tiger butter.....

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:38 PM (Bn6aD)

137 I wonder if mad and pissed off will make me live longer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:38 PM (/tNwW)

138 Posted by: Tiger who melted into butter

Get on my pancakes!

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 04:38 PM (ZKzrr)

139 131 So they are inviting us to make their staff unsafe?
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2015 04:37 PM (2Ocf1)

They're saying the only way they won't purposely offend you is if your group threatens the safety of their staff, yes. Well, and not even openly threatens. Just makes them think you might threaten them.

Draw from that what you will.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (AkOaV)

140
I've actually never seen that Virgin Mary "art". Looks nothing like her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (ODxAs)

141 Heh, guys are still batting Ace's stalker Joe the Chewtoy around downsite.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

142 Clarification: They're only concerned when it's their own staff's live put at risk.

Totes OK: Publishing national security secrets (during Bush years) that put those working in the military counter-terrorism, and detainee interrogation at risk.

A Bridge Too Far: Mohammed cartoons.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

143 To be fair, what is elephant dung in the painting? Artists thru out time have used weird shit in making paints and glues.
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 04:35 PM (iQIUe)


I think it's about the intent in using it.

BTW, this means that whoever bought it has literally paid millions to put shit on their walls.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (lIU4e)

144 I wonder if mad and pissed off will make me live longer?


I shall be fucking immortal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:39 PM (evdj2)

145
Is not the porn part of that anti-woman?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:40 PM (ODxAs)

146 Does the honesty deceive?
Try to find a way to leave this party
Take it out on me
Cause all the honesty
Shuts this place down

Posted by: Editors at July 01, 2015 04:40 PM (VAsIq)

147 Get off me!

Posted by: immortal at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (oo88B)

148 Actually that's a typo.

The Virgin Mary "painting" is still in the warehouse.

That's cross-dressing Mohammed made entirely out of Llama feces and Yak semen.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (sH832)

149 >>> BTW, this means that whoever bought it has literally paid millions to put shit on their walls.

Its a historically significant painting, thanks to the controversy. It'll only go up in value.

Posted by: Bigby's Indian Sunburn at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)

150 I shall be fucking immortal.

Posted by: Grump928(c)


LMAO, nice

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (/Ho8c)

151 Clarification: They're only concerned when it's their own staff's lives are put at risk.

Unless, of course, they're in the process of firing them at the time...

Posted by: tu3031 at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (YFFpo)

152 How can you hold these views at the same time?

1) white right wingers are a bigger threat and have killed more people in the last decade than Muslims.
2) Islam is the religion of peace.
3) We can't print anything offensive to Islam because c'mon guys, we have families who could be killed by Muslims.
4) We can and should fill every edition of the NYTs with things that are purposefully offensive to white ring wingers and Christians.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:41 PM (AkOaV)

153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)

154 Clever Indian kid punks tigers into butter for his pancakes. SJW's throw hissy fit. Clever Indian kids gets stomped by the racism of low expectations.

See? It all relies on the filters that have been installed in Leftist/Liberal/Prog brains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)

155 Any suggestions?

Sausage.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (evdj2)

156 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

Call Animal Control or fish and game...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (Bn6aD)

157 Cowardice will out.

Seriously they keep admitting that fear motivates them more than anything else. Fear of being called racist. Fear of being attacked by terrorists. Fear of upsetting the leftist identity groups. Fear of being leaned on by the administration. Fear of having their access cut off.

You know what Montesqiueu called a government that survives chiefly upon fear?

A dictatorship.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)

158 Any suggestions?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------------

Call Dept of Natural resources. Couch your questions in the hypothetical.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (9mTYi)

159 Sambos restaurants in CA.

The original is still in Santa Barbara.
I used to love those places. The son of the founder is running it to this day.
He also used to have a wonderful restaurant uptown called Chad's. It was haunted, but had the best fusion vodka...

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (sH832)

160 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)

On fourth of July when all of the fire works are going off everywhere... have a "gun cleaning accident".

Then, i'd go with Tobys advice -- sausage sounds delicious.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (AkOaV)

161 Fawn is a dry meat though, so mix it with pork.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (evdj2)

162 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

since it's young, you probably only need a sling shot & good aim

Posted by: immortal at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (oo88B)

163 No dishonesty but unacknowledged factor is the new fake but accurate.

Posted by: Bud Norton at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (6cOMd)

164 Posted by: Nevergiveup

Leave it alone. Mom will come back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs)

165 Any suggestions?

****

SWAT

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (mvenn)

166 A pit trap would probably pass HOA muster.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)

167 157 Cowardice will out.

Seriously they keep admitting that fear motivates them more than anything else. Fear of being called racist. Fear of being attacked by terrorists. Fear of upsetting the leftist identity groups. Fear of being leaned on by the administration. Fear of having their access cut off.

You know what Montesqiueu called a government that survives chiefly upon fear?

A dictatorship.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (


Everything You said is sadly true...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (Bn6aD)

168 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)

Send fam to grandmas and get the knife. Should be nice and tender. Then tell fam that the little guy wandered back into the woods.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (nqiq9)

169 Mom will come back.


You monster.

Posted by: Bambi at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)

170 162 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

since it's young, you probably only need a sling shot & good aim

*posting like a green horn*

Posted by: Ruth at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (oo88B)

171 Call Animal Control or fish and game...
Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (Bn6aD)

Yeah we did. They said unless the fawn is crying, they suggest just letting nature take it's course? It appears to be eating and not in distress, but it is obviously looking for it's mother to come to back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (/tNwW)

172 156 Call Animal Control or fish and game...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (Bn6aD)


Who will destroy it or return it to the wilds so a predator will destroy it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (GpgJl)

173 Leave it alone. Mom will come back.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Yeah, that's what you say....

Posted by: Bambi at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (/Ho8c)

174 Seriously they keep admitting that fear motivates them more than anything else.

A dictatorship.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
-----------------

Pretty sure I gave you a link to Jim Goads' "Wrong Side of History", no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (9mTYi)

175 Any suggestions? Posted by: Nevergiveup ---------------- Call Dept of Natural resources. Couch your questions in the hypothetical

Yeah, in some states, they'll kill it.

And do NOT admit to anything resembling helping it. People in Delaware have been arrested for it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 01, 2015 04:45 PM (Spluw)

176 >>So they are inviting us to make their staff unsafe?

Yep. Remember that NY paper that published an online directory/map of all gun owners in their county --- and then when a blogger posted the social media/contact/addresses of the paper's publisher and staff the freaked out?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

177 evdj2

Jinx-ish.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (/Ho8c)

178 171 Call Animal Control or fish and game...
Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (Bn6aD)

Yeah we did. They said unless the fawn is crying, they suggest just letting nature take it's course? It appears to be eating and not in distress, but it is obviously looking for it's mother to come to back


I guess they're right...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (Bn6aD)

179 Leave it alone. Mom will come back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs)


It's been 2 days. We saw it with it's mother a few days ago, and then the mom disappeared. We think it might have gotten hit by a car or something

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (/tNwW)

180 A dictatorship.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM

Okay, but then why aren't they afraid of us?

They are constantly printing stories about how every shooting ever in the US is due to "anti government right wing nut jobs" (the "...like Ted Cruz and TEA Party members" part is left partially unstated).

Yet, they seem to show no fear of insulting that constituency.

But Muslims? They're the religion of peace. Why would they be afraid of insulting them?

I guess what I'm getting at is fuck them. They are 100% narrative driven with huge political agendas and are just kind of assholes. They insult our intelligence with their excuses and bullshit every day.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (AkOaV)

181 down one coke I am.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (evdj2)

182 I don't know why they don't want to admit they are cowards, its not like they aren't a bunch of cowards and sissies.

The one thing I admired about Comedy Central when the South Park Mohammed thing came about. At least they admitted that they did it out of fear for themselves and their employees.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 01, 2015 04:47 PM (JIElb)

183 169
Mom will come back.





You monster.

Posted by: Bambi at July 01, 2015 04:44 PM (evdj2)


LOL

Posted by: Hunter Who Shot Bambi's Mother at July 01, 2015 04:47 PM (yYOXd)

184 Yep. Remember that NY paper that published an online directory/map of all gun owners in their county --- and then when a blogger posted the social media/contact/addresses of the paper's publisher and staff the freaked out?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

Yes. And the most delicious part was that after they freaked out, they hired ARMED guards to protect their offices and homes.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:47 PM (AkOaV)

185 The only surprise to me is that I figured they would have tried to keep up the facade that they don't publish religiously offensive images longer than they did.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2015 04:47 PM (zt+N6)

186 Mrs. Garrison: unacknowledged factors prevent me from getting pregnant.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (xkSSa)

187 http://fawncare.com

It's suggests calling a licensed wildlife rehabilitator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (OSs/l)

188 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?


Ok. Serious time. Are you sure it's orphaned? Mama will "hide" it and stay away so as not to call attention to it.
If it truly is, find a wildlife rehabber in your area and call them. You can sometimes find them on your states fish and wildlife website.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (P8HwW)

189 The fact that newspapers lie and are biased is no surprise to us but will be ignored by everyone else. But them admitting that fear motivates their every action? That's being noted by everyone that will use it.

Its like announcing to the world that you are invincible except for your heel where mom held you as you were dipped in the river Styx. Guess where the whole world aims at now?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (39g3+)

190 >>Clever Indian kid punks tigers into butter for his pancakes. SJW's throw hissy fit. Clever Indian kids gets stomped by the racism of low expectations.

I am confused by this tiger thing. Must have missed a memo.

I do, otoh, need to go pick up a TIGERS BLOOD shaved ice this weekend!

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)

191 Man..., there's some cold humor here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi)

192 Do not feed the fawn and it will wander off.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)

193 Sambos restaurants in CA.


I'll wager that I'm the only Moron who actually worked in a Sambos. Santa Ana, California, circa 1978.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (8ZskC)

194 Leave it alone. Mom will come back.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs)
----------------------------------------

Like hell I will.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (xkSSa)

195 This is a list of wildlife rehabilitators in NJ:

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/pdf/rehab_list.pdf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (OSs/l)

196 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)



On fourth of July when all of the fire works are going off everywhere... have a "gun cleaning accident".



Then, i'd go with Tobys advice -- sausage sounds delicious.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 04:43 PM (AkOaV)


True story... locally an 84 year old woman was shot and killed the other day. Apparently a stray bullet from the back yard of one of her neighbors, because she was sitting her own back porch with her husband. He says he heard a shot, but saw nothing until she collapsed.


Most likely scenario? Somebody shooting at some critter in his own back yard.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (TOk1P)

197 OT, the Church of Cannabis is a gun-free zone.
http://is.gd/cUfsfk

At no risk to themselves, I guess, since the police were right outside.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)

198 Do not feed the fawn and it will wander off.

Like a stray cat never feed it...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (Bn6aD)

199 Is a fawn similar to a goat?

Posted by: Johny Jhihadi at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (P/aDH)

200 168 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)

By "living" I assume you mean it's been there a few days at least and mom hasn't come around...

That's a tough one. If you live in an area with lots of pesky deer, I would call animal control to come get it. If you live in an are where deer are a real rarity, you might feed it and see if it adopts you.

Posted by: Sambo at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (0Txm0)

201 Do not feed the fawn and it will wander off.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)

----------------------------------------------------------

I wonder if there's any food in this kiln...

Posted by: Fawn Leibowitz at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (xkSSa)

202 Call Animal Control or fish and game...
Posted by: donna

Yeah we did.



Fuck them. Animal control only knows about dogs and cats. Fish and game only wants to bust you doing something illegal. Find a wildlife rehabber.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (P8HwW)

203 It's suggests calling a licensed wildlife rehabilitator.

I'm licensed. Where's your fawn?

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (8ZskC)

204 Okay, but then why aren't they afraid of us?

They are constantly printing stories about how every shooting ever in the US is due to "anti government right wing nut jobs" (the "...like Ted Cruz and TEA Party members" part is left partially unstated).


They're afraid of what we might become, if pushed too far, and trying to portray us as nutcases and violent freaks so that we're isolated and marginalized in culture.

But they know we're not a real threat because we play by the rules, work hard, do what is right, and make decisions based on what is right and wrong, not on what works best and seems to accomplish our goals in the swiftest manner. That's my guess, anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (39g3+)

205 Carefully, approach the fawn from the rear

and aggressively lick it's anus.

As would the fawn's mother.

The fawn will then imprint upon you as it's mother and you can feed it chicken nuggets.

Posted by: The Fawn Whisperer at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (0cMkb)

206 These are the same brave folks who claimed a "chill wind" of censorship when Ari Fleisher was PO'd w/Maher calling the 9/11 terrorists braver than our military so soon after the attack.
Yeah, and then they started jailing journalists. Not.

"Dissent* is the Highest form of Patriotism"

*Unless it involves slandering the Prophets Obama or Mohammed.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (NOIQH)

207
http://fawncare.com

It's suggests calling a licensed wildlife rehabilitator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (OSs/l)







Sending a fawn to rehab?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (RWZqW)

208 Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e) Hide posts from (lIU4e)

Never heard/read the story of Little Black Sambo?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)

209 Where is teh elephant dung picture of Obama? It would have to be Kenyan elephant dung and purchased under fair trade rules cuz socially responsible.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (oDCMR)

210 Where's this fawn chick at you all are talkin' about? I'll give her some lovin' care if you know what I'm talkin' about. Soon as this pill takes effect and my heart doesn't give out.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (39g3+)

211 As Insty keeps pointing out, nice incentive structure they're creating.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (mf5HN)

212 Nurse the fawn back to health, spoon feed it or use a small eye dropper for milk, name it, let it frolic in the back yard with your family, watch proudly as it grows to maturity, then run in terror as it turns against you and attacks you violently when its natural instincts as a wild animal return in full throttle.


/No Disney Movie Ever

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (mvenn)

213 Is a fawn similar to a goat?
Posted by: Johny Jhihadi at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (P/aDH)



You can hardly tell the difference from the back.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

214 "29 note the Pink Mafia is not protesting the tossing of gay men off building in ISIS held territory
Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2015 04:23"

because they are too busy writing on blogs that conservatives will put them in jail

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (rnV3B)

215
The Left is big on saying that "Violence is not the answer" and that it never works, but theyseem to resort to it quite often. Spiked trees in the pacific northwest to slow down/stop logging, riots in Ferguson and Baltimore, the officer in Ferguson quit and the officers in Baltimore have been charged with murder. And they unofficially acknowledge that they don't make fun of, or insult islam because they fear for their safety.
It would be interesting andscaryto see the well behaved Right decide enough is enough.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (6n332)

216 I am a faun in the afternoon.

Posted by: Nijinsky at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (JtwS4)

217 Carefully, approach the fawn from the rear

and aggressively lick it's anus.

As would the fawn's mother.

The fawn will then imprint upon you as it's mother and you can feed it chicken nuggets.

Posted by: The Fawn Whisperer at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (0cMkb)
-------------------------------------------------------------


Anybody know where I can get a fawn costume?

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (xkSSa)

218 So...intolerant flyover gun-toters won't saw your head off.

Who knew?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (659DL)

219 Mama will "hide" it and stay away so as not to call attention to it.

apparently bunnies do this too. I know this because I had to look it up since my cat has brought me not one but TWO baby bunnies in the past few weeks. The first one wasn't old enough to even wander away.

Also, I think somebody's got a new pet deer!

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (lIU4e)

220 True story that I've told here before, I used to live on a lake and across the gut from me was a guy who feed the wild ducks and geese to the point that they trusted him and would wait in his yard for him to come out with the corn. He kept working his way up toward the house until around October, he had them eating out of his garage. Then one day he would close the door.

The scene of carnage inside must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)

221 199 Is a fawn similar to a goat?

Deer and goats are both "ruminants".

So yes.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:53 PM (nqiq9)

222 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:46 PM (/tNwW)

You could just do this. It's all about the training.

http://bit.ly/1KtwOKR

Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2015 04:53 PM (48QDY)

223 209 Where is teh elephant dung picture of Obama? It would have to be Kenyan elephant dung and purchased under fair trade rules cuz socially responsible

Obama is too busy to pose for a picture... he's out there saying how fantastic the WH looked in the rainbow lights and giving in to Iran and Cuba...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 04:53 PM (Bn6aD)

224 Where's your fawn?

I don't know how to tell you...so I'll just tell you. Fawn's dead.

Posted by: Fawn's Roommate at July 01, 2015 04:53 PM (ZKzrr)

225 Sambos. There's a blast from the past.

When did Jack in the Box take out the clown heads where you ordered for the drive-thru? CA moron history trivium.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (g8umy)

226 153 We have an obviously orphaned deer fawn living in our backyard. the wife and kids are all upset. Any suggestions?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 01, 2015 04:42 PM (/tNwW)


Leave him/her be. Bears gotta bear, coyotes gotta coyote. But you may be surprised. Momma probably got spooked, but will be back.

We had a newborn in our yard for a couple of days, and then she was gone with no sign of predation.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (vgIRn)

227 I wonder if there's any food in this kiln...

Posted by: Fawn Leibowitz at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM


It's a trap!

Posted by: Adm. Akbhar at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (h4vJk)

228 Truth is a foreign language to the NYT.

I don't expect they will ever get around to learning it, either.

*now pondering where to get my hands on some elephant dung*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (vNUIf)

229 apparently bunnies do this too.



Yes they do. Mama feeds twice a day. Dusk and dawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (P8HwW)

230 Prelude l'apres midi de lickez de anusse.

Posted by: Claude De Gary Busey at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (xkSSa)

231 "Then one day he would close the door."

See, that's why America ruled the world.

Posted by: Feh at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (U5mnP)

232 The only surprise to me is that I figured they would have tried to keep up the facade that they don't publish religiously offensive images longer than they did.

Yeah they kept that up longer than you'd expect. Its like the bit Ace posted yesterday with Ben Smith, why is it bad to post judgmental comments about Sharia law, but okay with homosexual "marriage"?
"Uh... I never thought about that..."

They live a life of uncontested unanimity of thought, and when honestly confronted by dissent are confused, angry, and afraid.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (39g3+)

233 Hmmmm. I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - If your right eyebrow isn't twitching you simply don't care. at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (hLRSq)

234 Fawn's Roommate

One of the more underrated girl next door hotties in cinematic history.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 04:55 PM (659DL)

235 225 Sambos. There's a blast from the past.

When did Jack in the Box take out the clown heads where you ordered for the drive-thru? CA moron history trivium.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2015 04:54 PM (g8umy)



When did they stop giving out balloons?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 04:55 PM (EzgxV)

236 $4.5 million for that crap art, but the frame and rest is made of cocaine. Elephant dung throws the dogs off the scent.

Posted by: Illiniwek at July 01, 2015 04:55 PM (eNP7U)

237 The scene of carnage inside must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)


Local deer hunters put corn out in areas where they set up during deer season. Not exactly legal, but with so many of the 4-hoofed rats around, I'm not saying a word.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:55 PM (nqiq9)

238 Nevergiveup: I've spotted a fawn in my backyard.


Muldoon: Don't be silly, they come that way. Nature's camouflage.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 04:55 PM (mvenn)

239 Fawn's Roommate

Shelly Dubinsky

Posted by: tu3031 at July 01, 2015 04:56 PM (YFFpo)

240 Hmmmm. I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.

That would be the precise moment when some would rediscover the utility of B-52 arc light packages.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 04:56 PM (659DL)

241 Sending a fawn to rehab?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (RWZqW)


The Lindsay Lohan Rehabilitation Center.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:56 PM (oKE6c)

242 Yes, if Christians took up head chopping, these cowardly shit eating "journalists" would shut their piss filled mouths and write about flower arrangements.

Posted by: maddogg at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (xWW96)

243 Hmmmm. I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.



If the Knights of Columbus were really knights.......

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (P8HwW)

244 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (rnV3B)

You're really starting to bore me. Seriously, either actually discuss the topic at hand, or shut up and let the grownups talk.

You constantly harping on what you believe someone else on the blog said because of your own lack of reading comprehension is pathetic. Even granting that what you claim was said was said (I don't by the way), sometimes we get hyperbolic around here - or maybe you hadn't noticed.

So drop it.

We like her.

We don't like you.

And I'm the nice one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)

245
Last year a deer left its fawn in the next door neighbors yard for 4 days. It came back and they left.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (ODxAs)

246 217
Carefully, approach the fawn from the rear
and aggressively lick it's anus.
As would the fawn's mother.
The fawn will then imprint upon you as it's mother and you can feed it chicken nuggets.
Posted by: The Fawn Whisperer at July 01, 2015 04:51 PM (0cMkb)

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Anybody know where I can get a fawn costume?Posted by: Barney Frank at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (xkSSa)
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I'm wearing one now!

Posted by: Furrie at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (yYOXd)

247 Oh boy, Hector-from-another-mother is here. With the usual refreshing variety of topics and perspectives he brings to our little circle.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (g8umy)

248 >> I'll wager that I'm the only Moron who actually worked in a Sambos.

My ex-wife did, in 1976 in MS. The tips sucked.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (vNUIf)

249 "So drop it.



We like her.



We don't like you.



And I'm the nice one.
"
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)

Agreed.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (OQ9R7)

250 OT:

I already speak American and Picktxsboigese.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (DL2i+)

251 Christians have always been fighting a war of ideology against the world, not with guns but with truth. Its a rough battle and sometimes a losing one, but eventually it all turns out all right, one day. But just before the end, its going to get worse. A lot worse.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (39g3+)

252 220 True story that I've told here before, I used to live on a lake and across the gut from me was a guy who feed the wild ducks and geese to the point that they trusted him and would wait in his yard for him to come out with the corn. He kept working his way up toward the house until around October, he had them eating out of his garage. Then one day he would close the door.
The scene of carnage inside must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)



So if we worked up to putting EBT cards in a garage ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (oKE6c)

253 Hmmmm. I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.


Didn't work out so well for the Templars. Though they WERE pretty successful until the betrayal by France.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (nqiq9)

254 And I'm the nice one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)


Heh.

apparently I'm one of the 'big boys of the blog' which is nice to know.

Posted by: Lea is a girl at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (lIU4e)

255 I've eaten at Sambo's, does that count?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (evdj2)

256 Obama is too busy to pose for a picture... he's out there saying how fantastic the WH looked in the rainbow lights and giving in to Iran and Cuba...

He should bathe Guantanamo in rainbow lights.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (W5DcG)

257 There's still a working Sambo's on the Oregon Coast of Lincoln City. I've never been in, it looks like a Denny's level food joint. Might even be as good as a Shari's.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (39g3+)

258 I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.

Yeah... about that...

Posted by: Poor Knights of the Temple of Solomon at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)

259

coward

craven coward

who would collaborate with a nazi to save their own skin

Posted by: thunderb at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

260 I self identify as a faun.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (XUKZU)

261 But they know we're not a real threat because we play by the rules, work hard, do what is right, and make decisions based on what is right and wrong, not on what works best and seems to accomplish our goals in the swiftest manner. That's my guess, anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 04:50 PM (39g3+)

Well, I think you're right. It's just so obnoxious that they can't even admit the obvious -- they're not scared of us because they have no reason to be. We'd never do anything to them. We're their political opponents.

Muslims on the other hand, behead people for all sorts of reasons and many are genuinely nutjobs. And NYT may have a legit reason to fear for the safety of their staff when it comes to Muslims.

Yet they run story after story about how Islam is the religion of peace, and "anti government right wing extremists" (like the ones who shut down the government) are the biggest threat in the country.

It's... obnoxious.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (AkOaV)

262 The scene of carnage inside must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2)


Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Dahmer did with the young Filipino boys in his neighborhood.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (TOk1P)

263 256 Obama is too busy to pose for a picture... he's out there saying how fantastic the WH looked in the rainbow lights and giving in to Iran and Cuba...

He should bathe Guantanamo in rainbow lights

Give Him time.... And by the way He did say how great the rainbow lights were...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (Bn6aD)

264 So if we worked up to putting EBT cards in a garage ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (oKE6c)


I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:01 PM (kff5f)

265 The dems do face a major problem. There are only so many fags (yes I'm using an insulting term because I'm so fucking sick of the PC bs I can't take it anymore) out there.


In other words, the blacks and Hispanics are very invested in their churches.



So, in such a case, I see it as very difficult for them to go after the churches themselves. The fags don't make up a significant voting bloc. Where I see the first wave of attacks are fringier religious institutions like colleges, for example.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 05:01 PM (q5APL)

266 apparently I'm one of the 'big boys of the blog' which is nice to know.

You can't fool me, you got an innie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:01 PM (39g3+)

267 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Dahmer did with the young Filipino boys in his neighborhood.


Patience and maze gets them every time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:01 PM (evdj2)

268 or maize

either or

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:02 PM (evdj2)

269 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what Dahmer did with the young Filipino boys in his neighborhood.



Corn fed Filipino boys?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 05:02 PM (P8HwW)

270 We were called "notoriously rowdy" for a reason, Morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:02 PM (659DL)

271 And as a matter of clarification, I denigrate any straight person that "cheers" the Supreme Court's lawlessness on Friday as a fag as well.


For any gay person who loves the rule of law and democracy, I am happy to call you "friend" and "neighbor".

Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 05:02 PM (q5APL)

272 Patience and maze gets them every time.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:01 PM (evdj2)


I thought patience was what you needed to get out of a maze. Especially a maize maze.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)

273 I'm also pretty sure it's against the law, even in South Carolina, to lure wild birds into your chamber of horrors, but nobody cared.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:03 PM (evdj2)

274 -Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)
Agreed.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 04:58 PM (OQ9R7)

Same here.

Except for the "nice one" comment. Though AG IS an ok dude.

THought about capitalizing OK - just for AllenG's benefit since he's a Texan.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 05:03 PM (nqiq9)

275 It's... obnoxious.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (AkOaV)


Once you realize everything they say is bullshit it gets easier...

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:03 PM (lIU4e)

276 The grown-ups are talking? Oops!


**tiptoes out, pulling for closed on the way**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (mvenn)

277 Though you can fish with tires, so maybe it is legal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)

278 I see it as very difficult for them to go after the churches themselves.

They're perfectly willing to target big white churches and leave the black ones do whatever they want.

The fags don't make up a significant voting bloc.

No, but they aren't trying to win over homosexual voters. They're trying to win over young, dumb voters and convince them that the GOP wants to topple walls on homosexuals. The Democrats don't win by portraying themselves as the most attractive choice. They win by terrifying people that the GOP might win and portraying Republicans as the devil's meaner brother.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (39g3+)

279 Where I see the first wave of attacks are fringier religious institutions like colleges, for example.

There are enough white churches to keep millions of lawyers busy without bothering any black or latino ones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (W5DcG)

280 My mother had a little illustrated book (with lovely illustrations) of "Little Black Sambo" from the 20's. Aside from the name "Sambo" I really never understood why it was racist. The kid trades his new clothes in order not to be eaten. and the vain tigers each think he is best dressed and they chase each other around a tree so much that they turn into melted butter. Sambo is a hero.

Some people enjoy finding things to be offended by..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (OSs/l)

281 Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (oKE6c)


I was thinking "lattes" but yours works too.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (nqiq9)

282 Not another amazing thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (vNUIf)

283 I'm also pretty sure it's against the law, even in South Carolina, to lure wild birds into your chamber of horrors, but nobody cared.

There's a Clemson/Gamecocks joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (659DL)

284 Also OT:
I go overseas I find myself eager to return. I love America,

After a week driving around Canada and the HMH (Her Majesties Highway) on the markers I've yeehaa'd being back on I94 OUR HIGHWAY.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (DL2i+)

285 Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (TOk1P)


Didn't know Filipino boys liked corn feed.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (Q4pU/)

286 Except for the "nice one" comment. Though AG IS an ok dude.

THought about capitalizing OK - just for AllenG's benefit since he's a Texan.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 05:03 PM (nqiq9)


I am the nice one!
Normally.

Well, maybe not so much lately... but normally.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (kff5f)

287 The scene of carnage inside must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.
----------------------

ONT last night. SMFH recalling the slaughter of pigeons perching inside of a hangar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (9mTYi)

288 277 Though you can fish with tires, so maybe it is legal.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)


ummmm....

OKAY, I'll bite.

How does one fish with a tire?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)

289 Kinda surprised everyone talks about the dung but not the porn images that liberally adorn the Virgin Mary piece (of crap).

Posted by: SGTYork at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (/yNLK)

290 Well, maybe not so much lately... but normally.
Posted by: AllenG
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So...., the new normal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (9mTYi)

291 "We like her.

We don't like you.

And I'm the nice one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet "

thanks for dropping any pretense, you are as objective as the New York Times. See? i was on topic.

I hope you realize you have disqualified yourself from any claim of any logic thinking since you judge things by who said it. You are no better than any leftist idiot at this point.

I will not stop it and I will make a point to call you out on any bullshit.

Bad for you if you have decided to defend the indefensible. You have no fucking right to demand obedience from others over a prissy snowflake in full passive aggressive mode that is not able to defend herself since the drooling over a lesbian crowd is coming to her rescue every single time.

Shame on you. You have lost all credibility.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (rnV3B)

292 Who knew the Virgin Mary looked just like Rachel Jeantel?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (YFw5T)

293 Sambo grew up to work at a help desk for Apple.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (Q4pU/)

294 I am the nice one!

Me? Nope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (659DL)

295 Not another amazing thread.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 05:04 PM (vNUIf)


I could get behind a macing thread.


...
...
...

No, I don't know what that means, either.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (kff5f)

296 Who knew the Virgin Mary looked just like Rachel Jeantel?

Okay, that's funny...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (Bn6aD)

297 I remember fishing in Missouri. They didn't even require a license. The fishing and hunting rules were in a pamphlet smaller than those old religious tracts Jack Chick used to put out. Basically it said "don't fish with dynamite."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (39g3+)

298 So if we worked up to putting EBT cards in a garage ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM


Nah. Hobos don't use EBT cards. Although you could probably lure the wild North American Moocher.

Posted by: Adm. Akbhar at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (h4vJk)

299 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (rnV3B)

Did you say lesbians?

Why yes, I do like lesbians.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (AkOaV)

300 Yee-haa! 6 day vacay has started!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 05:07 PM (P8HwW)

301 >>you are as objective as

Quit playing dumb, darling. (or maybe you aren't playing?)

You came in here, and started some fights. You want to carry those fights into other threads and other days. And then you act shocked *shocked!* that people don't love you. Well they came to that conclusion by objectively examining the things you write and deciding that you are a jerk. Don't want people to think you're a jerk? Try not to be one. Thanks much.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (lIU4e)

302 "How does one fish with a tire?"
-Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)

You drink coffee and splash some cold water on your face!

*rimshot* *

...*not the ghey kind.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (OQ9R7)

303 Kinda surprised everyone talks about the dung but not the porn images

People find feces more offensive than naked women?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (39g3+)

304 Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:00 PM (TOk1P)





Didn't know Filipino boys liked corn feed.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 05:05 PM (Q4pU/)


Rice works too.

Or so I've heard.

Shut up!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (TOk1P)

305 Off, squid sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (h4vJk)

306 Again, now the hard left is in a froth and in a frenzy, but I posit that they will develop even worse "case law" and have all the fags nodding in approval.



I think they have moved too fast too much. There is a reason why abortion remains such a hotly debated, never ending topic. Because you can't do a sitcom about killing a fucking baby.


Similarly, you can do a funny, light hearted sitcom about two dudes banging and living together. It's kind of tough to do one about trying to shut down churches.


Every action provokes a reaction. I think they are going to be surprised with what comes next, frankly.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 05:08 PM (q5APL)

307
253 Hmmmm. I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect. Didn't work out so well for the Templars. Though they WERE pretty successful until the betrayal by France.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (nqiq9)


Yeah, but the Knight Hospitaler still exist.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (zt+N6)

308 258 I'm thinking that the Christians ought to pick up a "militant wing" so they could get more respect.

Yeah... about that...

Posted by: Poor Knights of the Temple of Solomon at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)

I think it has something to do with a dog wagging its tail.....

Posted by: Orthodox Serbs v. Albanians in Kosovo at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (fUjxW)

309 How does one fish with a tire?

Actually, it's pretty cool and might be a good survival skill in the Burning Time.

Take an old car tire, nail the beads loosely together so that it forms a tube. Then cut an opening in the tread. Toss it out in waist deep water and leave it. River cats will make a home in it. You and a partner can later wade out, feel around so you know where the opening is and lift it up. Most of the water will drain out the bead and any fish living in there can be poured out into a dip net.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

310 ..."Shame on you. You have lost all credibility."
-Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (rnV3B)

Hit the showers, son. You smell like vinegar.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (OQ9R7)

311 Christian leaders have sold out the flock!

They played patty cake with left wing dems for decades and now they are getting it rammed up their asses.

Christians are literally being put up against the wall and shot, and sold into sexual slavery but the idiot pope is talking about global warming and amnesty.

I saw an idiot greek orthodox priest at the democrat convention doing the blessing routine on stage with the other fraud priests...this is the same convention where democrats booed god and cheered abortion!

Oh and we can't forget the great religions leaders yearning for amnesty for 30 million illegal aliens so they can flood the churches and put a few bucks into the collection plate.

These religious leaders, like our political leaders, and have sold us down the river. And now some of them are upset about gay marriage? lol That is what happens when you play footsie with Obama and his henchman for 30 years.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (COpZ4)

312 Well this is certainly a posh little spot to ride out a zombie apocalypse if you don't mind living close to Portsmouth England.

Spitbank Fort - http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8o5p47

The whole island can be rented for about $16k/night it looks like
http://rent.privateislandsonline.com/islands/spitbank-fort

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (/8So2)

313 Shame on you. You have lost all credibility.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (rnV3B)


*snort*

You want to play? Let's play.

Thread. Comment number. I want the link. Not what you said she said, I want to read it myself. Because, you see, I think you're full of crap.

I can quite easily judge whether something is worth listening to based on who says it. When they're a submoronic pissant like you who aspires to all the mental glory of a mentally retarded paramecium, it's pretty easy to dismiss.

But, hey, I'm the nice one. I'll go read it for myself.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)

314 So it's a fish trap that you don't have to check unless you feel like it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

315 How does one fish with a tire?
Posted by: mynewhandle
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http://tinyurl.com/ngqpdl5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (9mTYi)

316 Didn't work out so well for the Templars. Though they WERE pretty successful until the betrayal by France.

They got too rich and powerful, and were betrayed by the church and the emperor. Pretty awful story, really.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (39g3+)

317 Haters gonna hate
hate
hate
Players gonna play
play
play
Liars gonna lie
lie
lie
you gotta shake
you gotta shake it
you gotta shake it off,
SHAKE IT OFF!!!

Posted by: Ta-Ta Swift at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (5buP8)

318 Some people enjoy finding things to be offended by..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I think the problem was with some of the illustrations.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (/Ho8c)

319 How does one fish with a tire?

You can stand on it while throwing the dynamite in the water.

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (659DL)

320 "apparently I'm one of the 'big boys of the blog' which is nice to know.
Posted by: Lea is a girl at July 01, 2015 04:59 PM"

I am still waiting for the replies of the last thread, unless you want to be rebranded as 'big hypocrite boys of the blog'.

How many conservatives are putting gheys back in jail?

I believe i will read it in the New York Times before someone here grows a pair of balls.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (rnV3B)

321 Shame on you. You have lost all credibility.
Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:06 PM (rnV3B)


Go away you fucking dipshit.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2015 05:11 PM (zt+N6)

322 Can we have a moratorium on Creepy Stalking?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 01, 2015 05:11 PM (bLnSU)

323 Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

It's like we speak different languages. Fascinating.

Okay, so first off.. what the hell is a "river cat"? Some sort of weasel?

Secondly... I like the concept, but why would the fish swim in to the tire in the first place? I know they're not smart, but I feel like even fish would be a little sketched about swimming in to a tire, no?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV)

324 Creepy stalking???

Uh nope, not going up thread to look.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 05:12 PM (/8So2)

325 I agree Highlander. I don't think the Catholics will bend. I know the Southern Baptists won't. Neither will the Mormons. Neither will the true Evangelicals. Neither will the Mormons. I don't think so with the Jews, but can't be sure to be honest.


All of the rest fake denominations will suffer the same fate as the fakers in Europe.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 05:12 PM (q5APL)

326 Can we have a moratorium on Creepy Stalking?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 01, 2015 05:11 PM (bLnSU)


Woah, woah, woah.

Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)

327 You can't fool me, you got an innie.

I have an innie.

Wait, you're not talking about navels, are you?

Nevermind...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 05:12 PM (eEb+d)

328 These religious leaders, like our political leaders, and have sold us down the river. And now some of them are upset about gay marriage? lol That is what happens when you play footsie with Obama and his henchman for 30 years.

Yeah. Its not one denomination, its a world-friendly attitude, a perspective of capitulation and surrender of the gospel for acceptance and popularity. Big churches, small churches, its happening across the faith too often. When Christianity has gone wrong, and its gone very wrong in the past, its always been because it followed the culture around it instead of been salt and light to lead.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (39g3+)

329 315 How does one fish with a tire?
Posted by: mynewhandle

Go to a fish market and trade it for some fish.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (Q4pU/)

330 322 Can we have a moratorium on Creepy Stalking?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 01, 2015 05:11 PM (bLnSU)
A timeout at least?

Posted by: Golfman at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (48QDY)

331 why are gays going to jail, and how are they going "back to jail" and do I even want to know what this nonsense is about?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)

332 How does one fish with a tire?


First, cut open an orphaned fawn...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (ODxAs)

333 what the hell is a "river cat"?

Catfish. Right?

I'm not even answering the other nonsense because it's a classic strawman argument from a thread that is dead. And it has nothing to do with somebody who is just being a dick because he feels like it.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (lIU4e)

334
Thread. Comment number. I want the link. Not what you said she said, I want to read it myself. Because, you see, I think you're full of crap.

Yesterday a commenter implied strongly (by using the word "prison") that gheys should be put in prison. Our friend reacted strongly to that.

I won't name that commenter because no shame should attach to him. He came back in a later thread and said he'd re-thought how he expressed himself and apologized. Which is what a decent, thinking, individual does.

Our foreign retard has latched on to that exchange and is persuing her through all the threads, regardless of topic. It is beyond creepy and seriously close to invoking whatever clout with have with the wielders of the banhammer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (JtwS4)

335 I like the concept, but why would the fish swim in to the tire in the first place?

Lots of species of fish love to bank up or find a crevice to live in. They feel safe.

On that same lake, we were encourage to sink our empty glass bottles in the water, as long as it was too deep for people wading. Fish would lay their eggs into them and fingerlings could hid from predators in them.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (evdj2)

336 >>> You have no fucking right to demand obedience from others over a prissy
snowflake in full passive aggressive mode that is not able to defend
herself since the drooling over a lesbian crowd is coming to her rescue
every single time.



Ok, that made me laugh, because if there is one commenter on this blog that does NOT need rescuing, it is the one you are castigating.

And the Horde is nothing like the SJW gamma males that fell over themelves to protect special snowflake female bloggers/pseudo celebs. Assuming facts not in evidence.

Ok I'm done feeding a troll, but I felt like I had to say something. Lots of ppl here are on short fuses due to current events are SO not in the mood to suffer fools, so I'd tread lightly if I were you fromabroad.

Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (hvf9s)

337 do I even want to know what this nonsense is about?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)


Probably not.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (kff5f)

338 why are gays going to jail, and how are they going "back to jail" and do I even want to know what this nonsense is about?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:13 PM


Just pop some corn and grab a drink. Troll with reading comprehension problems.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (h4vJk)

339 why are gays going to jail, and how are they going "back to jail" and do I even want to know what this nonsense is about?

Its not gay if its in prison, dammit. And I was never a catcher anyway, those guys are the queers.

Posted by: Convict #1223A53 at July 01, 2015 05:15 PM (39g3+)

340 I bet you're wonderin' how I knew
'Bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guys you knew before
Between just us guys
You know I hate you more
It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine
there's a cabinet meeting at this time.
Oh I heard it through the grapevine
Oh I'm just about to lose my mind

- Hot Rod Hill

Honey, honey yeah.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 01, 2015 05:15 PM (XUKZU)

341 Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (evdj2)

Oh come on! You're just messing with me now, right?

Someone said, "hey yall, throw your empties in the pond, aight? It's for the fish!"?!?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)

342 fromabroad

Hey, dumbass. I don't know you from Adam and as one of the near originals here, I would warn about one very distinctive feature of AOSHQ...you never know for certain who you are talking to. In that vein, how about you take your doubt about ball possession and fuck youself in the right ear with a Black and Decker 1/2 inch drill bit?

You couldn't carry a single post of the intellectual heft here, so go be an incoherent douchebag somewhere else.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (659DL)

343 Yesterday a commenter implied strongly (by using the word "prison") that gheys should be put in prison.

That's a pretty strong implication, yeah.

Our foreign retard has latched on to that exchange and is persuing her through all the threads, regardless of topic. It is beyond creepy and seriously close to invoking whatever clout with have with the wielders of the banhammer.

Yeah, I found out some of it through back-channels. Thus the stepping in now.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)

344 14 years ago I was happy and hopeful. What the fk happened???

Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (iQIUe)

345 An OT random thought about TFG and his recent suckup to Cuba -- Is he about to pull a Jimmy Carter and give away Guantanamo?

That's one way to get that detention facility shut down; you know, the one he promised to close...

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (vNUIf)

346 mynewhandle - Hmm. Kind of an urban type, aren't you. NTTAWWT. And I am sincere about that. People are raised/socialized differently. Their life experiences are different. I'm thinking that you've never spent much time fishing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (9mTYi)

347 Just pop some corn and grab a drink. Troll with reading comprehension problems.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM (h4vJk)

Drink? Is it beer o'clock yet?

Unfortunately I'm still on the clock... :-\

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)

348 >>Lots of species of fish love to bank up or find a crevice to live in. They feel safe.

You can also drop a Christmas tree in and fish will hang out their, but I assume everybody knows that already. Right?

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (lIU4e)

349 Oh come on! You're just messing with me now, right?

Someone said, "hey yall, throw your empties in the pond, aight? It's for the fish!"?!?

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM


I'm pretty sure the phrase "hold my beer and watch this" was involved also.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (h4vJk)

350 queef

Posted by: from a broad at July 01, 2015 05:17 PM (yYOXd)

351 Does Hector have a sister/wife?

Posted by: GOP Cuckold party, take my wife, PLEASE! at July 01, 2015 05:17 PM (5buP8)

352 Lots of ppl here are on short fuses due to current events are SO not in the mood to suffer fools, so I'd tread lightly if I were you fromabroad.

And I think he's on a short fuse too. Tempers are flaring, and peoples' patience with fools are shorter than usual. Good for all of us to take that into account, and to check ourselves carefully before posting, too. I find that for every fault I see in others, I find 3 in myself, if I stop and think fairly about it.

I might be unusually flawed, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:17 PM (39g3+)

353 Alles zaruck mein komerds, ein neu!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 05:17 PM (/8So2)

354 14 years ago I was happy and hopeful. What the fk happened???
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades
-----------------

Creeping complacentcy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:17 PM (9mTYi)

355 The first comment after this article referencing an article about the attitude of progressives towards Christians is very disturbing. A certain faction of the "loving and tolerant" left endorses executing American Christians. I once talked to a man on a religion forum who claimed to be surgeon from Houston. I think he was. He was gay and said, "If I thought I could get away with it, I'll run over Christians in the street." I found it appalling that a Dr. felt that way, but then again the same thinking and worse was prevalent in Dr. Mengele. He id it to Jews though:

http://tinyurl.com/pq2xa9p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 05:18 PM (OSs/l)

356 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM (9mTYi)

Ehhh.... yeah, about accurate.

Some time fishing. With poles, lines, bait. Never tires.

Although now I want to get drunk, throw my empties in a lake, and throw some cut tires with nails in them in waist deep water. Just so I can say I did it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:18 PM (AkOaV)

357 Posted by: prescient11 at July 01, 2015 05:12 PM (q5APL)

You said "Mormons" twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr, GOP Presidential Candidate at July 01, 2015 05:18 PM (YFw5T)

358 said he'd re-thought how he expressed himself and apologized. Which is what a decent, thinking, individual does.


-
Also avoids having your guts ripped out by a pack of raptors.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 01, 2015 05:18 PM (XUKZU)

359 Drink? Is it beer o'clock yet?

Unfortunately I'm still on the clock... :-\

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM


Not yet. Give me about 45 minutes and a commute and it's martini o'clock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2015 05:18 PM (h4vJk)

360 Someone said, "hey yall, throw your empties in the pond, aight? It's for the fish!"?!?

These are no-shit stories. A trick that the guy who lived on the point by me did was to buy a can of Alpo, punch a few small holes in the end with a finishing nail. And then drop the can off the end of his dock. The smell would bring the shiners and since they couldn't get to the dog food, they would hit damn near anything you dropped in.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)

361 >>An OT random thought about TFG and his recent suckup to Cuba -- Is he about to pull a Jimmy Carter and give away Guantanamo?

I'm about 90% sure they've already made a backroom deal and that's why Cuba's demanding it now. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (lIU4e)

362 Drink? Is it beer o'clock yet?

It's 5 o'clock at Cadillac Mt, Maine. That's the first place the sun rays strike the Continental U.S. So, yes. Drink 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: GOP Cuckold party, take my wife, PLEASE! at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (5buP8)

363 "Quit playing dumb, darling. (or maybe you aren't playing?)

You came in here, and started some fights. You want to carry those fights into other threads and other days. And then you act shocked *shocked!* that people don't love you. Well they came to that conclusion by objectively examining the things you write and deciding that you are a jerk. Don't want people to think you're a jerk? Try not to be one. Thanks much.
Posted by: Lea "

hey jackass

The last thing I want is to be loooooved by a bunch of anonymous people on a blog. Save this sentimentalism for your delicate soul buddies and your faggot friend.

I call out bullshit when I see one. There was a major one yesterday and you all came to defend the indefensible. Someone was talking about marginalizing christians (true) and someone else replied about gheys and jail. Atrocious.

I never claimed to be willing to be liked by people like you (you are projecting probably). I would be ashamed to even know you.

Ohhh please let's save teh gheys from JAIL!!! BEcause special lesbian snowflake think so so it must be TRUEEEEEEE

Next in a theater near you.

If you don't see how ridiculous is the 'cause' you are defending tooth and nail, I wish you all the worst scenarios the american left has in store for you. You do not deserve any better.

How many conservatives are putting gheys back in jail? (clue: ask joe Biden)

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (rnV3B)

364 Is he about to pull a Jimmy Carter and give away Guantanamo?

I see no way this could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:20 PM (kff5f)

365
Lots of species of fish love to bank up or find a crevice to live in. They feel safe.

In second grade I took the "pro" side of "should we throw empty Coke cans in the Neponset River?"

We were just learning what debate was. The teacher obviously thought there wasn't a pro side. I talked about how stickleback fish nested in empty cans and won a lot of converts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 01, 2015 05:20 PM (JtwS4)

366 A trick that the guy who lived on the point by me did was to buy a can of Alpo, punch a few small holes in the end with a finishing nail.

Yeah met a guy crab fishing with cat food like that on the coast. He punched holes in the can, put it in a crab trap and caught them like flies on a dead fish. The smell drove em crazy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:21 PM (39g3+)

367 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (rnV3B)

Thread (link).
Comment number.

Or you're a God-damned fucking liar.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:21 PM (kff5f)

368 The TPP allows goods that are produced by slaves.

But. but, but...... Slavery was outlawed. We fought a war over it. We took down a flag! A flaaaaaag!


Serious question:
It's an article of faith that the US was built on the back of slave labor. The US economy at the time was mostly agrarian until the Industrial Revolution, but even still, was very agrarian. Only 1% of Americans owned slaves. A large part of the remaining 99% were in direct competition with the slave owners. Doesn't it therefore hold that the US actually was NOT built on slave labor, but actually the vast majority of wealth was built by non-slave labor?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2015 05:21 PM (jhqr1)

369 *click*

I believe our "buddy", here, has been molested. His vitriol is misplaced and indignant for one of two reasons.

1. The aforementioned ass-takery and forced copulation as a child.

2. A cult-like direction of vitriol toward gays, so as to win approval of said cult.

I'm willing to accept either. I'm also willing to accept an apology.

-But first, you will blow me.

*click*

...and I'm back! I love you guys!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 05:22 PM (OQ9R7)

370 Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2015 05:21 PM (jhqr1)

No critical thinking allowed, Komrad!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 05:22 PM (kff5f)

371 Or you're a God-damned fucking liar.

This or some kind of flatworm that can type.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:22 PM (659DL)

372 You can also drop a Christmas tree in and fish will hang out their, but I assume everybody knows that already. Right?
Posted by: Lea
----------------

Don't get me started.
Local eco-nuts went on a bender with "place Christmas trees in the lake, because eco-friendly!"

I vociferously opposed it, because I am well aware of silt build-up in the lake, and know that it will require dredging. They put the trees in weighted with cinder blocks. Up next: broken dredge blade

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:23 PM (9mTYi)

373 Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 01, 2015 05:10 PM (/Ho8c)

Sambo is a very dark skinned boy.

I still think people are way too easily offended. Good grief; It's a book from the late 1800s. Shall we ban that too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 05:23 PM (OSs/l)

374 Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)

Huh. Learn something new every day.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)

375 Doesn't it therefore hold that the US actually was NOT built on slave labor, but actually the vast majority of wealth was built by non-slave labor?

Factually and honestly, according to actual history, you're correct. Its not just the math, it has to do with what was done to build the country and who did it. It was mostly hard working settlers and immigrants working hand in hand with industrialists and business.

But Howard Zinn is accepted as absolute, unquestioned truth and he makes an emotionally compelling argument.

Dinesh D'Souza has a documentary called America: Imagine the world without her that is disappointingly light on what things would be like without the USA but is good at dealing with Zinn's outrageous lies and distortions. Its on Netflix still.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:24 PM (39g3+)

376 If you don't see how ridiculous is the 'cause' you
are defending tooth and nail, I wish you all the worst scenarios the
american left has in store for you. You do not deserve any better.



How many conservatives are putting gheys back in jail? (clue: ask joe Biden)

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (rnV3B)


What I see is a bunch of people coming to the defense of someone they care about. Is there a reason you aren't dropping this?


You claim you don't care whether you are liked here or not, but it sure does appear you are desperately trying to prove yourself right. Why would it matter, if you don't care about being liked here?


Just drop it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:24 PM (TOk1P)

377 Sambo is a very dark skinned boy.



I still think people are way too easily offended. Good grief; It's a book from the late 1800s. Shall we ban that too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Yes, indeed he is. Or at least he was in the copy I had as a kid.

Yes, they are.

Yes, we probably will. We are already trying hard to ban history.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 01, 2015 05:25 PM (/Ho8c)

378 I go make a couple of sales calls, and the neighborhood goes to hell. I have a nice looong weekend ahead of me, bags full of colorful explodey things, wife has an interview next week. And now this. Total. Buzzkill.

Posted by: GOP Cuckold party, take my wife, PLEASE! at July 01, 2015 05:25 PM (5buP8)

379 Local eco-nuts went on a bender with "place Christmas trees in the lake, because eco-friendly!"

I suppose no one pointed out to them the unholy hell two beavers can create using the same principle, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:25 PM (659DL)

380 Learn something new every day.

If you want to avoid having to eat your boots in the BT, look for ways to get nourishment on the cheap and easy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:25 PM (evdj2)

381 >>I vociferously opposed it, because I am well aware of silt build-up in the lake, and know that it will require dredging. They put the trees in weighted with cinder blocks. Up next: broken dredge blade
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 05:23 PM (9mTYi)

Interesting! I always just heard it was a good way to attract fish. I don't recall anyone using cinder blocks.

I'm off.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 05:26 PM (lIU4e)

382 US actually was NOT built on slave labor, but actually the vast majority of wealth was built by non-slave labor?
Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2015 05:21 PM (jhqr1)

de Toqueville commented on the ahem, differences in efficiencies in slave verse free states.

Long story short, slave labor held back the development of the south (just like it held back the development of labor saving decides in ancient Rome) and was most likely a huge economic detriment in the long run.

But, er, gotta thread lightly on this topic.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:26 PM (AkOaV)

383 Tread?

Nah, I'm sticking thread.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:26 PM (AkOaV)

384
Is that broad tranny dude even typing english? So is it for lesbian incarceration or against?

PS - I personally like women prison movies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:26 PM (ODxAs)

385 I like the concept, but why would the fish
swim in to the tire in the first place?
Lots of species of fish love to bank up or
find a crevice to live in. They feel safe.



Google noodling. Some of the places fish are found......

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (P8HwW)

386 I'm going to go with flatworm that can type.

Also possibly banned from the mall food court.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (bLnSU)

387 Thread. Comment number. I want the link. Not what you said she said, I want to read it myself. Because, you see, I think you're full of crap.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet

================================

post Three Essays on Post-America America

number 321 and 367


Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (rnV3B)

388 >>> Don't get me started.
Local eco-nuts went on a bender with "place Christmas trees in the lake, because eco-friendly!"

SF Morons can probably answer to this better than I can, but apparently the eco warriors in that area built all these huge devices to stop soil erosion omg! in the rivers. Then they found out to their horror that the same things they put up to stop soil erosion also kept the salmon from returning to their spawning areas. Ooops!

Eco nuts need to stop helping the planet, seriously I think they do more harm than good half the time. And this is coming from a person that was an eco nut as a child.

Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (hvf9s)

389 Long story short, slave labor held back the development of the south (just like it held back the development of labor saving decides in ancient Rome) and was most likely a huge economic detriment in the long run.

He made a good case for it, but didn't allow enough for the differences between industrial and agricultural economies, in my opinion. Definitely something destructive to humanity about laying back and having other people do all your work, then spending the benefits. Just look around you today.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:28 PM (39g3+)

390 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (rnV3B)

no one ever put gays in jail, that's silly.

also, dude, fuck off or chill out.

why jump in to a place like this and pick fights with everyone? it's immature trollish behavior.

I mean, you can argue with people, but don't get (too) personal with it.

oh and dont stalk people across threads. it's very creepy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV)

391 And this is coming from a person that was an eco nut as a child.

Spot the key words there...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:29 PM (659DL)

392 ..."Also possibly banned from the mall food court."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (bLnSU)

*HAH!*

He's stood upon a table or three with "Declarations of Damnation and Glory".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 05:30 PM (OQ9R7)

393 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:28 PM (39g3+)

and that was his basic point.

the slaves worked just hard enough to not get whipped. the slave owners laid around all day doing whatever it is they did to entertain themselves. no one had an incentive to work.

free men working their own land tend to work their asses off to maximize their yield and people getting paid based on their work have much more incentive to do a good job then a "good enough to not get called out for sucking" job, especially if the boss is in the fields working next to you.

all common sense, really.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:30 PM (AkOaV)

394 no one ever put gays in jail, that's silly.

Well, no one in recent history at least. the only place people are remotely punished for being homosexual is in Muslim controlled areas. In the USA its a resume enhancer. Homosexuals on average have a higher standard of living than the general population, from what I've read. There's no pink oppression whatsoever in this nation, but you'd never know that from the squeals on the left.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 01, 2015 05:31 PM (39g3+)

395
I would also like a ship rowed by well-oiled Viking women.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:31 PM (ODxAs)

396 Here at the post we respect religion...both Sunni and Shiite.

Posted by: Margaret Sullivan at July 01, 2015 05:31 PM (j1Wvr)

397 What? We're letting the gays out of jail?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 05:31 PM (l2Gqi)

398 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:27 PM (rnV3B)

boy are you dumb.

just read those comments.

you are dumb dumb dumb dumb. and apparently unable to figure out how the comments work here.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:33 PM (AkOaV)

399 What? We're letting the gays out of jail?

We have to wait until Joe Biden puts them there or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:34 PM (ODxAs)

400 "Our foreign retard has latched on to that exchange and is persuing her through all the threads, regardless of topic. It is beyond creepy and seriously close to invoking whatever clout with have with the wielders of the banhammer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 01, 2015 05:14 PM "

OH YES because an anonymous person saying that he would start considering it (like he has the power to actually do it) EQUATES CONSERVATIVES PUTTING GHEYS IN JAIL.

SORRY I DID NOT GET THE NUANCE.

One person saying he is fed up and would not grant tolerance if he is not granted tolerance is TOTALLY EQUAL to putting people in jail!!!

And I am the one not able to read!!!!!

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:34 PM (rnV3B)

401 alleng -- check out whose comments he's calling out and what she's responding to. maybe you knew that, and i missed something, but uh...

wow.

what a dummy.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:35 PM (AkOaV)

402 >>> But Howard Zinn is accepted as absolute, unquestioned truth and he makes an emotionally compelling argument.


No lie, was flipping radio channels and I heard this guy talking politics. The longer I heard the person talk the more insane he sounded. Guy tuned out to be Howard Zinn.

One of the dumb things he was advocating was the need for the govt to recreate an artist jobs program like they had in the 30s, painting murals and such. Yes, because we are SO in need to new murals dedicated to socialism, like the ones painted on Coit tower?

And in our internet digital commerce economy, there is NO tangible way for artist snowflakes to sell things in some sort of online market and have people buy them. Nope. Nothing that rhymes with Zetsy, or Smeebay. And they cannot set up their own sites either, or crowdfund. Whatever will the poor lil' artists DOOO?? Gotta have govmint save them!!

Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! at July 01, 2015 05:37 PM (hvf9s)

403
I'm guessing broad tranny has never gotten any nuance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:37 PM (ODxAs)

404 Eventually fromabroad will leave. They're apparently in another time zone.

Be patient and do not respond.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 05:39 PM (OSs/l)

405 "Ok, that made me laugh, because if there is one commenter on this blog that does NOT need rescuing, it is the one you are castigating. "

Someone that does not need rescuing does not whine that she will be put in JAIL when it is obviously so over the top that is not even funny.

Evidence is against you, but who cares? EMOTIONZ RULEZ!

"Lots of ppl here are on short fuses due to current events "

Lots of people are on short fuse because of special snoflakeness granted to some special people and what do you do?

CATER TO THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKENESS OF SAID PEOPLE!

I do not think you can see the immense cognitive dissonance here.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:40 PM (rnV3B)

406
I loved Little Black Sambo. He was brave and fast and turned that tiger into delicious butter for pancakes. How much better can it get??

Mmmm...pancakes. Thank you, Sambo!

Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 05:40 PM (iQIUe)

407 I would also like a ship rowed by well-oiled Viking women.

Who wouldn't?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 01, 2015 05:40 PM (evdj2)

408 Who wouldn't?

They're mine. Get your own fantasy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:42 PM (ODxAs)

409 "342 fromabroad

Hey, dumbass. I don't know you from Adam and as one of the near originals here, I would warn about one very distinctive feature of AOSHQ...you never know for certain who you are talking to. In that vein, how about you take your doubt about ball possession and fuck youself in the right ear with a Black and Decker 1/2 inch drill bit?

You couldn't carry a single post of the intellectual heft here, so go be an incoherent douchebag somewhere else.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 05:16 PM "

The above post instead was very intellectual. No need to add anything.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:43 PM (rnV3B)

410 "367 Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:19 PM (rnV3B)

Thread (link).
Comment number.

Or you're a God-damned fucking liar.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet "

it is on post 387 here, it took me time to navigate to it

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:45 PM (rnV3B)

411
I am still trying to figure out why Joe Biden wants the homosexuals in jail.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 05:45 PM (ODxAs)

412 >>> Lots of people are on short fuse because of special snoflakeness granted to some special people and what do you do?
CATER TO THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKENESS OF SAID PEOPLE!

Who is catering?

I think you are misattributing the general goodwill and fondness that people here have for her TO her sexuality. "Oooh, she is a non-straight special snowflake conservative rare unicorn, we must praise her endlessly!" When in reality it stems from her years of providing wit, entertainment and well phrased insight to the blog; raising the tide of discourse (and profanity, hah) here and floating all our boats a little higher.

In short the affection she has attained here is due to her merits and her contributions, NOT who she happens to love or sleep with. Content of her character, to not coin a phrase. Which for every true conservative is as it should be.

Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! at July 01, 2015 05:55 PM (hvf9s)

413 "What I see is a bunch of people coming to the defense of someone they care about. Is there a reason you aren't dropping this?


You claim you don't care whether you are liked here or not, but it sure does appear you are desperately trying to prove yourself right. Why would it matter, if you don't care about being liked here?


Just drop it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2015 05:24 PM"

What I see is hypocrisy and I called out on it.

The rest is free poo throwing by people who were Not part of the initial quarrel that are simply throwing insults.

I am merely responding to the insults, still not giving a fuck about 'being liked' by such individuals.

Am I forbidden to respond to insults?

While I was searching for the post numbers I was called a fucking liar (it took me time to find the numbers while at the same time checking the spelling of what I am writing).

Can I reply to someone that calls me a fucking liar for no reason? It is her Highness lesbian that runs away. I usually tend to stay up until I can (it is midnight for me).

The original poster of the 'jail' comment has been trashed for NO VALID REASON.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 05:55 PM (rnV3B)

414 Since this thread has degenerated into another trollfest, I might as well play too.

fromabroad, weirddave the other nite identified you as his #1 stalker; apparently you don't like anything he writes. You don't like AllenG and would be embarrassed to be in the same room with him.

In short, you don't like the people here, commenters and co-bloggers alike. So WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? Why not just lurk, if you find some value here?

I can answer that for you -- Because you are a shit-stirring troll. That's your mission.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 05:58 PM (vNUIf)

415 "no one ever put gays in jail, that's silly.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 05:28 PM "

That's what I said.
Maybe if you did not focus on the insults thrown at me you would have had the time to read it yourself.

It was your lesbian friend who claimed a person writing a reply had the power to put her in jail.

For the record, I have read worse things by other people but special snowflake decided this particular person had the immense power to throw her in jail.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 06:01 PM (rnV3B)

416 In the immortal words of one Leroy Jenkins
"At least Ive got chicken"

The times does also....plenty

Posted by: mythx at July 01, 2015 06:05 PM (uBSn/)

417 "I think you are misattributing the general goodwill and fondness that people here have for her TO her sexuality. "
Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! "

a person (Titus) says something hypothetical and REASONABLE and in context with the recent occurring and in return he gets this massive hyperbole with over the top whining.

If you allow any idiotic thought to be written just because someone is YOUR friend, just admit it. You will allow anything, including Paris is the capital of the UK as long as it is your friend saying it.

I personally try to call out friends when they come out with something over the top that does not help the discussion or it is false.

I understood now that here being part of the right kind of mob trumps everything.

Glad to know it.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 06:10 PM (rnV3B)

418 "fromabroad, weirddave the other nite identified you as his #1 stalker; apparently you don't like anything he writes. You don't like AllenG and would be embarrassed to be in the same room with him.

In short, you don't like the people here, commenters and co-bloggers alike. So WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE? Why not just lurk, if you find some value here?

I can answer that for you -- Because you are a shit-stirring troll. That's your mission.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2015 05:58 PM"

I do not use any other name, do you see my name in the list of 'top poster'?

I believe i am way down the list of top posters simply because of time zone and I do not have the time. How can I be Weird dave n1 stalker? I am not able to keep up to comment on even one tenth of what he writes (and I do not comment on garden threads because I frankly spend saturnday and sunday doing else).

He took a reply of mine (MONTHS AGO) and shred it to pieces in a standalone topic just because he felt like it. I defended myself.

Where do you read that I do not like AllenG? and that I would be embarrassed to be in a room with him?

I think you are making up shit just for the sake of it.

I never said i did not like all the bloggers or all the commenters, I stated several times I like SOME people and come back to read those people. I said this recently, probably in the last week.

True that i am seeing the ugly face of some, but the ones I liked the most are still there. What's wrong with that?

The mob has demolished a commenter some hours ago over a lie (or alleged lie) about Marine Corps or something and I am the shit stirrer?

I am not diminishing that for someone it is important, but a whole mob demolished a person.

2 days ago i wrote something about Russia (& freedom of religion that did not mention any other person) and I was censored.

But I am the shit stirrer.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 06:21 PM (rnV3B)

419 The mind boggles over the fact that, undoubtedly, over the years numerous unacknowledged factors have come to play on times reporting.

Posted by: simplemind at July 01, 2015 06:26 PM (5epyp)

420

413 fromabroad

"I usually tend to stay up until I can (it is midnight for me)."

I conclude that you are not a native speaker of English.


415 fromabroad

"It was your lesbian friend who claimed a person writing a reply had the power to put her in jail."

You speak English quite well, but not quite at the level of the adult speakers here. This isn't intended as an insult, merely an observation that the comments posted here are those of rather educated and fluent native speakers of English, and you miss some of the points ... more importantly, you seem to not quite grasp the specific meaning of the various grammatical constructs used.

AtC says something close to what you typed in you comment #415, close in the sense that the subject , object, pronouns, etc., sort of fit what you typed, .... but that's not quite her meaning.

In English, these differences have meaning ... not just the words.


Oh, and links are of the form:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=357582

not as you typed:

"Three Essays ..."

The "http://" can be accessed quickly; your method looks like you might not want the subject to be found.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 01, 2015 06:28 PM (FlRtG)

421 Christians deserve it because they lay back and take it.

When they fear militant Christusns then you'll get respect like Islam does

Posted by: Trump at July 01, 2015 06:30 PM (Slo9E)

422 Glad to know it. Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 06:10 PM (rnV3B)

Glad you have mastered smug condescension! <3 Off to stay at the new threads permanently.

Posted by: LizLem, In for Flynn! at July 01, 2015 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

423 I think the largest evangelical denomination in the U.S. is the Southern Baptist Convention at approximately 15 million members.

10% of 15,000,000 = 1.5 million
1% = 150,000
.1% = 15,000
.01% = 1500

Could 1/100th of a percent of that number make a difference?

Posted by: OCBill at July 01, 2015 06:39 PM (cPg42)

424 What's the problem? All they had to do is declare the NYT building a gun-free-zone and their security worries are over.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 01, 2015 06:51 PM (XrNF8)

425 "I conclude that you are not a native speaker of English.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 01, 2015 06:28 PM (FlRtG)"

I have never claimed to be one.

" more importantly, you seem to not quite grasp the specific meaning of the various grammatical constructs used. "

Regardless of the English level or the number of school years of commenters (assuming they are all native speaker), I wouldn't claim that every single person here is so much better than me in understanding what is written.

The post in question was not that nuanced as you claim it was, it was not written by Einstein.

I do not think I have misunderstood the meaning or missed an hint of irony (if there was one and there wasn't).

CAn I give you a simple evidence why I am convinced it was simply over the top because that's the style of the person?

If a commenter flat out writes without any hinted joke or pretended irony that gheys should be put in jail (as it was assumed of Titus, while in reality HE was misunderstood) there would have been more people calling him out on it.

There was none. Eventually everybody else understood what Titus tried to say except one person who went full hyperbole on it and a stupid hyperbole. I also had a run in with same person still for a matter of her playing the martyr (which everybody here FLAT OUT DENIES because her specialness should NEVER BE QUESTIONED when it reality it is a well established pattern). I frankly do not have the time to search back (it probably happened 2-3 months ago) but I did even less than remotely suggesting what Titus suggested. This same person, the special snowflake that everybody treats like the second coming of jesus, again whined about being a victim and used the exact same words of the reply to Titus. (oh so I know what you will do to me if you get power bla bla bla, all pure unadulterated whining).

So I see AGAIN this despicable behavior on display and I took the chance to call her out. I was aware that she is protected species around here why should I care? I know I have done nothing wrong or nothing that has been done millions of times before my on this blog. The very people whining about lack of freedom of speech are simply throwing insults and calling for my ban and I am defending myself.

One defender of her royalness told me that she always speaks of treatment of Christians in China (something I called her out on, since she was only whining of treatment of gheys in the USA) and i made a search on google inside this domain (ace.mu.nu) for her name + china and I found nothing of sort - NOTHING. Apparently it is ok for her mob friends to even LIE about how perfect she is. To me this is outrageous. Next time they will assure me she found a cure for cancer because of her immense awsomeness.

It is a cult like obamas. The more they insult me about this matter the more they look like cultists. Ironic for a place that calls out this behavior on the media, the press, politicians etc.

About the linking. I remember very well that pasting links of long URLS results in error messages since the system wants short urls

I did not want to risk pasting the url and having to rewrite the post after the error message so I went safe and posted the title.

i know it was lazy on my side, but I had already a person calling me a fucking liar because I was taking time retrieving the numbers, I could not afford to waste more time.

Now I know that short urls are allowed. I was not sure before.

Posted by: fromabroad at July 01, 2015 07:01 PM (rnV3B)

426 Fuck off psycho.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2015 07:09 PM (z/Ubi)

427 please tell us more about your grievances.

Posted by: simplemind at July 01, 2015 07:10 PM (BTnAK)

428 Not JUST elephant dung, but scores of "wide-open beavers," if my eyes do not deceive me....

It's absolutely hilarious that NO ONE ever mentions the swarm of twats surrounding "Mary's" head. Funniest of all was seeing Giuliani's press conference about it, while no one mentioned the Twats in the Living Room.

;-)

Posted by: Beverly at July 02, 2015 12:59 AM (r1lmR)

429 So they are saying Muslims are murderous psychos who would shoot up the place?
Hmmmmmm......

Posted by: fuqdat at July 03, 2015 11:48 AM (o+tCM)

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