aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Hillary Clinton, Get This, Edited the Emails She Turned Over to State to Delete Embarrassing References to Oil, Terrorism
Hillary Clinton withheld Benghazi-related emails from the State Department that detailed her knowledge of the scramble for oil contracts in Libya and the shortcomings of the NATO-led military intervention for which she advocated. Clinton removed specific portions of other emails she sent to State, suggesting the messages were screened closely enough to determine which paragraphs were unfit to be seen by the public. For example, one email Clinton kept from the State Department indicates Libyan leaders were "well aware" of which "major oil companies and international banks" supported them during the rebellion, information they would "factor into decisions" about about who would be given access to the country's rich oil reserves.Remember, this is as she's taking $100 million from Canadian oil-and-uranium mining magnate Frank Guistra.
There's more. I can't quote it all. Twitchy complied some earlier reaction. The White House is putting out the word that they're "disgusted" by the email scandal, but this is par for the course for this White House, which tacitly approves of actions but puts out claims about how "angry" they are. There's a way a president can show his anger about remorseless law-breaking: Appointing a Special Prosecutor with the power to investigate and bring criminal charges, if warranted. But they won't do that, will they? No, they'll keep their Democratic apparatchiks busy covering it all up, then putting out the word they're "disgusted" at having to clean up Hiilary's filthy, stinking leavings. Apparently Hillary Clinton's Yoga Routines consist of Downward Dog Graft and Crescent Moon Crony Militarism.
The email, which Clinton subsequently scrubbed from her server, indicated Clinton was aware that involvement in the controversial conflict could have a significant financial benefit to firms that were friendly to the Libyan rebels. She thanked Sidney Blumenthal, her former aide and author of dozens of informal intelligence memos, for the tip, which she called "useful," and informed him she was preparing to hold a meeting with Libyan leaders in Paris in an exchange that suggests the flow of information went both ways. State Department officials admitted Clinton had withheld all of nine emails and parts of six others after Blumenthal provided 60 emails to the House Select Committee on Benghazi that the agency had failed to submit earlier this year.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 29, 2015 05:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2015 05:08 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:08 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 05:08 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 29, 2015 05:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Kirby Vacuum Cleaner Salesman at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (CdIQH)
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
Also...looks like the AZ/KS voter ID appeals were tossed.
Best. Legislative month. EVAR!
Posted by: SGTYork at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (/yNLK)
And, quite frankly, we'll never report it all, either! LOL!
Posted by: NYT/MSNBC/CNN Media-Machine at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Rosemary Woods at June 29, 2015 05:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Lauren at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: imp at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (NUqwG)
Its not an official federal record if it is a private email server.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 05:10 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Yo! at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (q+zA9)
All those smears of Wite-Out were a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (CdIQH)
Posted by: fishkid at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (M3zYh)
Proper headline:
Leading democrat candidate has so far admitted to committing at least three federal felonies
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (vJki2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
I wondered if you would get to this juicy item.
Wouldn't Hillary! look wonderful in an orange pantsuit?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (hH+bK)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (o/90i)
instead of contending for an orange jumpsuit ?
Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Yo! at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM
Dude. Even I have standards...
Posted by: The Barrel at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Hillary Rod-damn Clinton at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (qnhj2)
Blumenthal told her to focus not on oil but on medical services contracts in the region
because his company was doing that and would be a beneficiary
they are disgusting
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nightmares Inc at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: pep at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (GpgJl)
Only until SCROTUS spins the Wheel of Opinions and finds a Right To Alter Official Documents.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)
WeAintGonnaDoShit..
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Nightmares Inc at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: JOhn "Tax" Roberts, CJ at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (CdIQH)
"I believe that the sole effectual means which governments can employ in order to have the doctrine of the immortality of the soul duly respected, is ever to act as if they believed in it themselves; and I think that it is only by scrupulous conformity to religious morality in great affairs that they can hope to teach the community at large to know, to love, and to observe it in the lesser concerns of life."
Instead, we've got "Oh, well, it's the law now..." and "What difference, at this point, does it make?!" and "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is"....
I want my country back.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: pep at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Johnny Robbie at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (fO0en)
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:13 PM (nqBYe)
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Hopefully they will return in 2017. However, given the clueless two dozen, maybe not.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (NUqwG)
have any idea how much paperwork i had to come up with to enroll my kids in school?
in fact i would like to know why i have to even prove where we live.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: !Jeb! at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (hKyl0)
But I can still vote for Mike Flynn in Peoria using random dead people's names, right?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: John "Cuckold" Podesta at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (qnhj2)
Posted by: SGTYork at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (BKWpy)
Who knew?
Posted by: Hank at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (bQYVO)
Bristol Palin is knocked up again.
What, no Duggar news?
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (Bn6aD)
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I think the President is quite happy to let HRC wither on this alone. I'm quite sure what he really wants is for HRC to take herself down without getting his hands dirty.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: X at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: SGTYork at June 29, 2015 05:17 PM (/yNLK)
Sorry for the O/T. I've been scrubbing bathrooms (ah, men) and cleaning all day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:17 PM (FsuaD)
I saw HUMA open for BECK at the Odeon Theatre!
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:17 PM (o3+os)
Posted by: Nightmares Inc at June 29, 2015 05:17 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (CdIQH)
We're on it.
Posted by: Department of Justice, LOL Division at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (hH+bK)
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:14 PM (iuQS7)
You want your country back.
You'll settle for Greece.
You'll get Zimbabwe.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (o3+os)
Posted by: SGTYork at June 29, 2015 05:18 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (CdIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (BKWpy)
Stop thinking so crazy
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (nqBYe)
FEAR the VAG!!
Coming to your POTUS Ovary Office in 2017, untrimmed, unbleached, unpenetrated by a male sex-organ for at least 35 YEARS!!
Rated E for Egyptian!
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (sCHw2)
I think at this point the States should just ignore the corrupt partisan SCOTUS.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (OSs/l)
It's not my fault that I've never been housebroken.
Posted by: Hilldawg at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)
in fact i would like to know why i have to even prove where we live.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:15 PM (nqBYe)
I had to bring documentation going back to my Webelos card and Totin' Chip to enroll my kids in school.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (zauWW)
wither on this alone. I'm quite sure what he really wants is for HRC to
take herself down without getting his hands dirty.
Posted by: SH
Absolutely agree. That vicious little man would like nothing better than to see her get the full Nixon. She won't, of course, because Democrat, but it is a window on his soul. A dirty, groty one (window and soul).
Posted by: pep at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: acethepug at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:17 PM (o3+os)
The Band or the beer bottle?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: goon at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (o3+os)
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: That guy standing behind Shrillary's Vagina at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (CdIQH)
have any idea how much paperwork i had to come up with to enroll my kids in school?
>>>
Just write "No Habla" in red ink on the forms and they'll fill them out for you.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (P/aDH)
As Howie Carr says, the media is giving this story a good leavin' alone.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (4oVym)
101
Sooooo I can fly with no ID cuz racist?
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2015 05:21 PM (oiNtH)
Yes! That is, if you look like us.......
Posted by: Islamofasicst nutcase with bombvest at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (sCHw2)
Okay, put down my dog. Seriously, you've already raped my dog twice while I've been on hold with 911. If you don't stop, I may drive to the police headquarters and pick up a cop and bring him here myself."
Posted by: Old Hob at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (Z+7WE)
Only until SCROTUS spins the Wheel of Opinions and finds a Right To Alter Official Documents.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)
She aborted them.... and since abortion is Legal...
Plus, she has to protect her dignity....
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (qh617)
/s
Posted by: Y-not at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (RWGcK)
by 4 pm Sep 11 they knew it was a terrorist attack
by 10 pm Sep 11 the White House decided to tell state to blame it on a video
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (zOTsN)
I had to bring documentation going back to my Webelos card and Totin' Chip to enroll my kids in school.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:20 PM (oKE6c)
I had to provide, marriage records ,divorce records, BC, SSC, and my drivers license to get my new drivers license.
i have had a license for over 25 years in the same state.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: X at June 29, 2015 05:16 PM (xGNLA)
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She's infinitely worse than Nixon. She's endangered and betrayed her own country in dozens of ways. She sold us out for a mess of pottage.
Posted by: Hilldawg at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Dr. Mengele at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (8ZskC)
Fuck you Jane.
That was completely uncalled for.
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (o3+os)
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She is evil.
She is a liar.
She is easily bought off.
She has all the right political attributes.
Posted by: otb at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (I2uFP)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Stop thinking so crazy
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:19 PM (nqBYe)
Heh. If it's a choice between the City of Man and the City of God, I know where my citizenship lies--and no man, woman, or whatchamacallit can take that away from me.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: goon at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (P/aDH)
Si!! Den youz get, how you say, freebies? Also, no pay nada.......
Posted by: New "Undocumented American" at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (sCHw2)
wither on this alone. I'm quite sure what he really wants is for HRC to
take herself down without getting his hands dirty.
Posted by: SH
Absolutely agree. That vicious little man would like nothing better than to see her get the full Nixon. She won't, of course, because Democrat, but it is a window on his soul. A dirty, groty one (window and soul).
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I think the President is quite happy to let HRC
wither on this alone. I'm quite sure what he really wants is for HRC to
take herself down without getting his hands dirty.
Posted by: SH
Absolutely agree. That vicious little man would like nothing better than to see her get the full Nixon. She won't, of course, because Democrat, but it is a window on his soul. A dirty, groty one (window and soul).
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I'm sure she has stuff on Obama too.
I'm starting to like my de facto pardon theory more and more.
At some point, HRC will drop out of the race and in doing so will receive a de facto pardon by the country.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: fishkid
_______________
At least Martha Stewart bakes cookies.
Posted by: Tammy Wynette at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Hilldawg at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (6qR/9)
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Who dare you imply she is either foolish or a cheap whore.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (Bn6aD)
by 4 pm Sep 11 they knew it was a terrorist attack
by 10 pm Sep 11 the White House decided to tell state to blame it on a video
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (zOTsN)
Who is "they"?
Still want to know, where was TFG?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (ILs+b)
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
i have had a license for over 25 years in the same state.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (nqBYe)
What, no proof that you floss, or have had your tires rotated? Pffft.
The best way to get a license in CA is to tell them you're a wetback. Then they just mail you one, with a check, an apology, and the thanks of a grateful state.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (CdIQH)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM (FsuaD)
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Can't be worse than being Huma's dentist.
Posted by: Hillary at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (zOTsN)
Drive
Fly
Buy Paint
Open a Bank Account
Purchase a Handgun
Purchase Cigarettes
Purchase Alcohol
See an R Rated Movie
Things For Which We Do Not Require Photographic ID:
Vote.
Is it just me, or is there something wrong with this picture?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (kff5f)
Stupid. I've never even heard of a thing until this post, and I've never heard any gay person mention them even in passing (and I'm a gay man living in San Francisco).
Fear monger, declare gay marriage the end of the world. Fine. There's an audience to cater to. But this is just devolving into stupid fear-mongering at this point.
No one is going to seriously push this fictitious threat, and certainly not in the 2016 elections. If this is an actual, effective issue, I will donate $1000 to this blog.
I like reading you, Ace, but gay marriage pushes all your retarded buttons.
Posted by: Robbie at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (27vZw)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (o3+os)
Got proof?
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (Bn6aD)
It is time, after all, that A Vaginal-American is elected to the highest office in the land.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:27 PM (CdIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2015 05:27 PM (BKWpy)
He's a decent guy who allows me to fully express myself.........especially my complaints about the "toys" Huma likes to, shall we say, "communicate with"? *cackles in San Francisco accent*
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 29, 2015 05:27 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (iuQS7
Posted by: O'Brian, who had no problem with Winston at June 29, 2015 05:27 PM (XmOA9)
by 4 pm everyone knew it was a terrorist attack
by 10 huma and Hillary decided to blame the video and got the ok from the white house
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2015 05:25 PM (Bn6aD)
People could choke on burbon, ya' know! Ack, ack back at ya'!
Posted by: goon at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (gy5kE)
Things For Which We Require Photographic ID:
Drive
Fly
Buy Paint
Open a Bank Account
Purchase a Handgun
Purchase Cigarettes
Purchase Alcohol
See an R Rated Movie
Things For Which We Do Not Require Photographic ID:
Vote.
Is it just me, or is there something wrong with this picture?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (kff5f)
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Nothing amiss. Are you wearing glasses?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (/zyrl)
I like reading you, Ace, but gay marriage pushes all your retarded buttons.
Is that you, malcontent?
Yeah, you're full of shit. Fear mongering, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (4oVym)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:22 PM
Maddogg's spiders are on Line 1, Jane. They think that was uncalled for.
Posted by: The Barrel at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet
No, nothing wrong there. You're missing the most important part, AllenG:
Because racism.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (/Ho8c)
Things For Which We Require Photographic ID:
Drive
Fly
Buy Paint
Open a Bank Account
Purchase a Handgun
Purchase Cigarettes
Purchase Alcohol
See an R Rated Movie
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I have to show my photo ID at the doctor's office and if I ever have to pick up a prescription.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:24 PM (iuQS7
Posted by: O'Brian, who had no problem with Winston at June 29, 2015 05:27 PM (XmOA9)
Did I forget to mention....Challenge accepted?! ugh, it seems I did.
Posted by: O'Brian, who had no problem with Winston at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (h4vJk)
Still want to know, where was TFG?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
___________________________
Passed out drunk would be my guess.
Posted by: Furious George at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (2AyY3)
I get a kick outta all these "gay conservatives" that are okay with redefining marriage, especially by judicial fiat.
Yeah, real conservative.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (4oVym)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (AC0lD)
That means Kennedy AND Roberts sold us out.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (COpZ4)
Oh, yes. Forgot that one.
Buy Sudafed.
Pick up certain prescriptions.
Cross national borders (legally).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (BKWpy)
Posted by: Scooter Libby at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (o3+os)
Maddogg's spiders are on Line 1, Jane. They think that was uncalled for.
Posted by: The Barrel at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (h4vJk)
That's okay. I've got a couple of raptors on loan from AtC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Brenden at June 29, 2015 05:30 PM (wa+SP)
not in the 2016 elections. If this is an actual, effective issue, I will
donate $1000 to this blog.
Posted by: Robbie at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (27vZw)
YAHTZEE!!
Posted by: AoS Anti-Gaystapo Defense Fund at June 29, 2015 05:31 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at June 29, 2015 05:31 PM (uJK1E)
so people won't be affected?
Brendan Eichs, the baker, the seamstress, the pizzamaker.
still watching other countries churches being shoved into litigation
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Doesnt surprise me anymore ... keep the flamin skull for another time at June 29, 2015 05:31 PM (yq4gk)
Conclusion: Ace is a homophobe.
Right? Because he's afraid of homosexuals. Right.
Oh, and he's just 'catering' to his homophobic readers and visitors. Way to dismiss those who disagree with you, you staunch gay conservative, you.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 29, 2015 05:31 PM (4oVym)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (CdIQH)
That idiot Bush is still fucking us over with Roberts. Another reason it is pointless to vote, illegals cancel our votes out.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (Edob3)
Posted by: O'Brian, who had no problem with Winston at June 29, 2015 05:28 PM (XmOA9)
Heh.
But seriously, I'm with Polycarp: "Eighty and six years have I served Him, and He has never done me harm. How can I betray my King Who saved me?" (Except, y'know, I'm a long way from 86 yet....)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (iuQS7)
Vote.
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That may actually be somewhat logical. How important is the voting process anymore? At some point they might as well just make up the results anyway.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (NUqwG)
forms that required proof, the Supremes
had ruled that when using the Fed forms
that required the "illegal" to swear under
the penalty of perjury that they were a
citizen they could not make them provide
proof.
Wonder if that'll extend to the 4473 via the 14th Amd?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (BKWpy)
Posted by: dantesed at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (OZmbA)
Here in SC you have to provide proof of citizenship to get a driver's license but I am not sure about the plain ID card that isn't a driver's license.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (8ZskC)
by 10 pm Sep 11 the White House decided to tell state to blame it on a video
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:23 PM (zOTsN)
At least we now have an idea of what Barry was probably doing, namely calling ValJar to fix this and call him in the morning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (ucDmr)
donate $1000 to this blog."
Notice the subjective - effective. Typical. They only know how to rig the game.
Posted by: Birthers are right at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (ILs+b)
Gosh, you're, like, so right about heterosexual sex being retarded........*nods head slowly
Posted by: Bill Nye, the Science Guy, who wants to kill 4 billion people at June 29, 2015 05:33 PM (sCHw2)
Robbie and North Dallas Forty left us long ago when AoS wasn't down with their social agenda. Plus, like Malor, they're both obama supporters.
Conservatives, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 29, 2015 05:34 PM (4oVym)
Posted by: Furious George at June 29, 2015 05:29 PM (UlJ3l)
Certainly in some kind of compromising position. I'm guessing sound asleep, after having angrily told staff to leave him alone. Big fundraising trip to Vegas the next day, IIRC.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 29, 2015 05:34 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2015 05:34 PM (zOTsN)
Stupid. I've never even heard of a thing until this post, and I've
never heard any gay person mention them even in passing (and I'm a gay
man living in San Francisco).
Fear monger, declare gay marriage the end of the world. Fine.
There's an audience to cater to. But this is just devolving into stupid
fear-mongering at this point.
No one is going to seriously push this fictitious threat, and
certainly not in the 2016 elections. If this is an actual, effective
issue, I will donate $1000 to this blog.
I like reading you, Ace, but gay marriage pushes all your retarded buttons.
Posted by: Robbie at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (27vZw)
When a gay moby is saying it's retarded, you know it's going to happen. 100%
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at June 29, 2015 05:34 PM (Q819Q)
Talk to me, honey........
Uhmmm, I'm down here.
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: rickb223
You're still pretending we have rule of law and that words actually mean something. Silly you.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (/Ho8c)
I do not think i should provide any proof of who i am, my legal history, my educational level , or major.
none of their bizwax.
trust me
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (H3SRF)
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Dude, you had me at "white".
P.S. "Northern oppression"? dude, do you even history?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (XUKZU)
I like reading you, Ace, but gay marriage pushes all your retarded buttons.
Posted by: Robbie at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (27vZw)
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I guess you don't read the Advocate, which reported in 2012 Harvard students demanding reparations from the university.
http://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2012/02/28/students-demand-gay-reparations-harvard
Oh, and I'd like my share of that $1000 in $10s and $20s.
Posted by: Y-not at June 29, 2015 05:35 PM (RWGcK)
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That's what I thought. I'd like to know more about this specific case before I start opining on how Roberts sold us out on this.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (DjdxM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (CdIQH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: goon at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (xQX/f)
Looks like it'll probably come up when the circuit courts split.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (xSCb6)
How Billyjeff said there wasn't a shred of evidence?
I'd like to find someone who can piece those shreds back together.
Posted by: Hank at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)
White heteropatriarchal capitalism, huh? So, I guess just making up words makes one sound smart and authoritative?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Garrett at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (o3+os)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (DjdxM)
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No, jerk
Posted by: Mad Lesbians at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (NUqwG)
how much longer do we have to put up with this shit
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (0O7c5)
It ain't gonna stop. The liberals don't believe in backstabbing their political leaders unless they forsake the progressive cause.
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (DjdxM)
is the voting process anymore? At some point they might as well just
make up the results anyway.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2015 05:32 PM (NUqwG)
I'll have you know we don't make anything up. We custom tailor the results exactly as contracted for by George Soros!
Posted by: Deibold Systems Engineering at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (nqBYe)
Heh. Jesse Jackson tries to approach Obama at Charleston Funeral, gets halted by SS guys.
They're probably afraid that Jackson will try to cut Obama's nuts off.
http://tinyurl.com/p8m5onj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (9mTYi)
I love how now RINO Bush gets the blame for Roberts who was recommended to him by the conservative coalition. I don't blame anyone since nothing in the past indicated Roberts would turn out like this. I can understand the possibility of him turning liberal but I can't understand how he turned into an idiot too based on his nonsensical and contradictory written decisions. Maybe turning liberal and an idiot go hand and hand.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (CdIQH)
Looks like it'll probably come up when the circuit courts split.
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Perhaps. It may not be quite ripe yet.
Of course the mere fact that there is a federal "Elections Assistance Commission" is disheartening.
I know little of this case - but I'm not sure why an EAC even exists.
Of course I say the same thing of the FEC.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (gmeXX)
Diebold Systems is RIGHT!!
Posted by: Howard Johnson at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (sCHw2)
But other than your retarded readers, and stupid you, I really like this place.
Posted by: Who the fuck believes that? at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (XmOA9)
I think its overestimating the disaster plans of the US govt.
On the bright side, all the DC pols appear to be wiped out.
Posted by: @votermom at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Mad Lesbians at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (NUqwG)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's not my fault daddy never loved you. Wanna get some tax benefits with me?
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (DjdxM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (CdIQH)
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Why you hatin' on the corpsepersons?
Posted by: Mad Corpsepersons at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (NUqwG)
To be honest, I have lost so much faith in our government, I assume everyone is in CYA mode 24/7.
When the Supreme Court can just make stuff up, what hope is there?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (qCMvj)
219
Can they check you for a pulse before you vote?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (CdIQH)
HA! No.......
Posted by: Chicago Voter for John F. Kennedy at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (9mTYi)
this specific case before I start opining on how Roberts sold us out on
this.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (gmeXX)
See #161
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM
no
Posted by: ginsburg at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (nqBYe)
you think Team Cankles used their own server and then 'printed out' the
relevant emails?
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 29, 2015 05:37 PM (/zyrl)
There's a lot of arcane information logged on an original or backup disk, but I think Hillary was just trying to be helpful because you know easy it is to get eyestrain looking at a computer monitor!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (qCMvj)
Agreed, rule of law is dead. It's sad. We'll just have to play our cards smartly.
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (DjdxM)
I did ask what would have to happen to get us past that. Apparently, a steady stream of crap instead of one huge incident was enough to have us all move forward.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (AC0lD)
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Other than Obamacare - are there any other cases (or line of cases) that would cause conservatives to fret over Roberts?
Doesn't absolve him of the two Obamacare cases. You should be judged on the big ones.
Just kind of curious. There may be some cases I am forgetting.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (gmeXX)
If Biden runs, or Warren, I think all bets are off between Obama and Clinton.
Posted by: Doug at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (yNjgJ)
Robbie is gay so I'm sure he reads the Advocate.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (Q4pU/)
Nice. Although parody is no longer really possible in this world.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 29, 2015 05:42 PM (evdj2)
Kinda wish my govt cared as much about protecting my vote.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2015 05:42 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 29, 2015 05:43 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:43 PM (CdIQH)
based on his nonsensical and contradictory written decisions. Maybe
turning liberal and an idiot go hand and hand.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 29, 2015 05:38 PM (Q4pU/)
Can you say A-list Georgetown cocktail party?
Blackmail is another good word!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2015 05:43 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:36 PM (gmeXX)
See #161
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Is there a circuit split on this? Sounds like more of a ripeness issue.
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (gmeXX)
That's the thing.
The middle-of-the-roaders don't count. The middle-of-the-roaders get USED by the radical fringe to push the leading edge as far as they can get it. Like 'moderate muslims,' they just provide cover for the radical fringe, and let them operate in their name.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (oVJmc)
219
Can they check you for a pulse before you vote?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 29, 2015 05:39 PM (CdIQH)
HA! No.......
Posted by: Chicago Voter for John F. Kennedy at June 29, 2015 05:40 PM (sCHw2)
Nah.
Posted by: Zombie Richard Matt at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (48QDY)
Yeah, me in an orange jumpsuit. In your fuckin dreams, assholes!
Posted by: Hillary! at June 29, 2015 05:43 PM (YFFpo)
I'd settle for retirement.....
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (DjdxM)
I'd settle for retirement.....
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (DjdxM)
Naw, screw that I want blood for the loss of rule of law.
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:44 PM (DjdxM)
Posted by: Grump928
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Just wait until we have our Sarcasm Detector software up and running. So far, it is a bargain..., just cost $500,000 in grant money.
/sarc ..., or maybe not
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 29, 2015 05:45 PM (9mTYi)
what's that Austrian word that I'm thinking of?
http://tinyurl.com/nzpp2lc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2015 05:45 PM (VPLuQ)
Watching the Last Ship.
I think its overestimating the disaster plans of the US govt.
I've seen all of season2.
agree, way overestimating
Posted by: Yo! at June 29, 2015 05:46 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Queen Hillary I at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (GwjEG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SH at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: chique
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Honestly, today a Lib at lunch spoke of the "Haliburton Scandal".
I pointed out there seemed to be quite a bit in the news about then, and yet nothing about Hillary!
"Hillary?", she replied. "Why would there be anything about Hillary?"
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 05:48 PM (9mTYi)
Voting, though: Nah, your words good enough for us, compadre!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Doesnt surprise me anymore ... keep the flamin skull for another time at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (yq4gk)
I could swear in Better Call Saul, he defines Crescent Moon in a wholly different way --- defecating through the (BMW) moon roof of his enemy.
Dunno, sounded like it was in the same "wheelhouse."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (qCMvj)
Again, the #1 enemy is the Media.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. and Mr. LIV America at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (6t7SH)
Posted by: Doesnt surprise me anymore ... keep the flamin skull for another time at June 29, 2015 05:49 PM (yq4gk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (qCMvj)
I'm with ya, Sonia baby. Let's get Dylann "Tin" Roof and Djoker and go to town!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (XUKZU)
http://goo.gl/4PC1EQ
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (iQIUe)
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Want to attend NAACP meeting? Better have valid picture ID ready. Apparently no 'Disparate Impact' there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (9mTYi)
The State of Illinois requires anyone buying industrial drain cleaner or
other caustic substances to show photo ID and sign a log; this law got
passed after one (1) ghoul did something unspeakable to some poor woman
with Drano.
And signing a log is going to prevent what, exactly?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
Looks like it'll probably come up when the circuit courts split.
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Perhaps. It may not be quite ripe yet.
Of course the mere fact that there is a federal "Elections Assistance Commission" is disheartening.
I know little of this case - but I'm not sure why an EAC even exists.
Of course I say the same thing of the FEC.
Posted by: SH
________________
I'm too lazy to actually read the decision, but it looks like the Elections Assistance Commission is a federal law workaround to thwart the will of states that like their voters to be, you know, legal and all that stuff.
Posted by: Furious George at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (UlJ3l)
Summer school, where 18 year old cretins prepare for another chance at 11th grade. AKA post-grad in Serbia.
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2015 05:45 PM (VPLuQ)
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Hilarious. They're finally destroying each other like the vicious spoiled children they are. Given that Rachel Dolezal is bisexual, she'd have to punch herself in the face if she were there.
Posted by: Hillary at June 29, 2015 05:51 PM (6qR/9)
like they knew any fact about anything besides the criminal word Halliburton... shoulda' named the Corp... Moon Pies Unlimited...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 05:51 PM (eOpVe)
Donning tinfoil hat. What if EarLeader thinks letting Shrillary get the DNC nod and then getting Loretta to indict her would give him cover to run again?
Posted by: PaleRider at June 29, 2015 05:51 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 29, 2015 05:51 PM (evdj2)
Just a small reminder here about the whistleblower at State who said he had been ordered, by Hillary's fixer Cheryl Mills, to comb and purge the official archives at Foggy Bottom of any cable traffic relating to Benghazi.
Spoliation of evidence charges. How do they work?
Posted by: torquewrench at June 29, 2015 05:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Yo! at June 29, 2015 05:52 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:52 PM (DjdxM)
Whatever xhe wants to be.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 29, 2015 05:51 PM (evdj2)
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Skull sex is merely a social...
never mind.
Posted by: Mad Corpsepersons at June 29, 2015 05:53 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: artisanal
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*squints*
Well..., it can be whatever it wishes to be, but ethnically, I'm calling it Piltdown
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 05:53 PM (9mTYi)
And Bill took the first kickbacks....
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 05:54 PM (eOpVe)
I saw Huma open for the Doors. Bill Clinton and Monica were in the front row.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 05:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bopiddy at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (9HJf4)
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:41 PM (DjdxM)
Which cards?
Uno?
Tarot?
War?
Spades?
Bullsh*t?
Spit?
or ROOK (or crook)?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (qCMvj)
Mariah Carey's frisky billionaire lover James Packer snuggles into buxom
beauty aboard his $50 million luxury liner
http://goo.gl/4PC1EQ
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (iQIUe)
Mariah out of money?
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (DjdxM)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
_____________
Ahhhhh, the wise latrina.
Posted by: Furious George at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (UlJ3l)
Or burn her at the stake?
I mean hypothetically, if we still had a justice department.
Posted by: Illiniwek at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (eNP7U)
Once I figure out how to game the system, I'm gonna have fun.
This is what we know about the system so far.
I don't need to prove I am in the country legally to register to vote
As a white male, I can identify as a black female.
The Supreme Court can rewrite laws as they study animal entrails to discern the original intent of law makers.
The Supreme Court is unable to discern the original intent of the writers of the Second Amendment .
And the list goes on, and on.
Oh....and Black Lives Matter
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (VPLuQ)
what's that Austrian word that I'm thinking of?
Scheiss?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
SchadenScheisse? 'Cause that's some sorry shit.
Actually, it isn't. The idea of blacks (or Muslims) squaring off with the fruits warms my black, shriveled heart.
Big Popcorn strikes again.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:50 PM (qCMvj)
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I'd guess male. You see there is a brow ridge. That needs to be ground down. If you look at my before and after photos you'll see the difference.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (Jh+bU)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 29, 2015 05:57 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 29, 2015 05:56 PM (48QDY)
Where do you hide them all?!
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:58 PM (DjdxM)
It's like having your own money printing press, baby!
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 29, 2015 05:58 PM (DLu2s)
Wouldn't it be nice to elect an actual Republican to the Whitehouse?
Posted by: Kristophr at June 29, 2015 05:58 PM (6fIOn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 05:58 PM (H3SRF)
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I've been reading a book about Hitler's best buds. They claim that Ernst Roehm turned homo because of a war wound affecting the bridge of his nose and his forehead.
It's settled science.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:59 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Alice Cooper at June 29, 2015 05:59 PM (W5DcG)
Yeah, it's BS.
People don't realize that there are a) other satellites and b) a lotta space junk up there.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 29, 2015 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
That's it, you guys. We've just lost 2016.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 06:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Illiniwek at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (eNP7U)
We still have one, but it only operates on white conservatives.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:01 PM (oKE6c)
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It doesn't matter. If they said ten years they actually meant fifteen.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 06:01 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2015 06:04 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2015 06:05 PM (9mTYi)
In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has determined that when the original writers of the Oath penned "To support and defend the Constitution", their actual intent was to write "Upturn and invert the Constitution".
All is well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 29, 2015 06:05 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 06:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 06:06 PM (XUKZU)
All of these Clinton Scandal leaks seem extremely damaging, so damaging, in fact, that it seems that there must indeed be some sort of conspiracy ...
Airing scandals is one way to limit the damage, and doing it well before an election makes sense, but these are so damaging, and Campaign 2016 has already started ... that these revelations are choices of Team Hillary seems highly improbable. THe Damage to the National "D" brand is much too great.
What are the odds that someone very influential on Team Hillary is actually playing for another team?
The only other team that has anything to gain is Team Obama. Perhaps they're trying to clear these scandals, realizing that they aren't going to win in 2016, but they have a chance with someone else in 2020.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 29, 2015 06:07 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Kristophr at June 29, 2015 06:07 PM (6fIOn)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 29, 2015 06:07 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Golfman at June 29, 2015 06:07 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: socalcon at June 29, 2015 06:08 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Doesnt surprise me anymore ... keep the flamin skull for another time at June 29, 2015 06:09 PM (yq4gk)
Jane, that deserves retribution:
http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt29/yowhound/STD/std-1.png
Posted by: Kristophr at June 29, 2015 06:07 PM (6fIOn)
*prepares crate for shipment to Kristophr with two AtC raptors*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 06:09 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, me in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: Hillary!
Jumpsuit, pantsuit -- what difference does it make?
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Glemm Thrush at June 29, 2015 06:10 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 06:10 PM (eOpVe)
lunches. She's now moved on to daycare. Children less than one are not
to be given juice. And they don't get fruit cup.
A. Not really Michelle - she cribbed her initiative from Soros-funded Center for American Progress.
B. First, they set up a culture where mom's work and everybody gets school lunch, then they start this crap. So, kids whose parent make lunches or infants whose family can afford to have mom not work are under this program
For now.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 06:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Golfman at June 29, 2015 06:11 PM (48QDY)
Orange Pantsuits are the New Black! Coming to Netflix this fall. White WASP with cankles and delusions of grandeur gets thrown into women's correctional facility, wacky hijinks ensue!
Posted by: LizLem at June 29, 2015 06:11 PM (yRwC8)
And Chelsea can have all the plastic surgery, chin implants, etc. She's as nasty as her mother.
Poor (probably ugly) grand baby.
Yeah, I said "ugly." There *are* ugly babies. Bless their hearts.
*Disclaimer* The ugly babies are still precious in the eyes of the Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 06:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 05:26 PM (oKE6c)
~~~
forgot "a voter registration form" as well.
Posted by: socalcon at June 29, 2015 06:12 PM (vHlQ5)
Yes. I'd also settle for retirement in a small country half-way around the world. Why won't these people just go away? (I know why, but still...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2015 06:13 PM (NOIQH)
Over/under on the kerfluffle staying a local news story only?
Posted by: LizLem at June 29, 2015 06:13 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: socalcon at June 29, 2015 06:12 PM (vHlQ5)
Nope. An already filled out mail in ballot.
Posted by: Golfman at June 29, 2015 06:14 PM (48QDY)
Not to mention scissoring.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:15 PM (oKE6c)
Skull sex is merely a social...
never mind.
Posted by: Mad Corpsepersons at June 29, 2015 05:53 PM (NUqwG)
Brings a whole new take on "Skullfucking"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2015 06:16 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 29, 2015 06:17 PM (Dwehj)
Over/under on the kerfluffle staying a local news story only?
Posted by: LizLem
At the SF Pride event this weekend, we went one better -- apolitical black thugs just swarmed in and started shooting at each other over drug turf or whatever, and ended up shooting a gay food vendor in the crossfire.
Hard to get married when you're dodging bullets.
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:17 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2015 06:17 PM (7vjeC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 29, 2015 05:11 PM (hH+bK)
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Made out of John Boehner's hide.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at June 29, 2015 06:18 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 29, 2015 06:18 PM (lNSdJ)
turf or whatever, and ended up shooting a gay food vendor in the
crossfire
Uh, oh. That constitutes hate crime double jeopardy.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 29, 2015 06:19 PM (Dwehj)
They claim that Ernst Roehm turned homo because of a war wound affecting
the bridge of his nose and his forehead.
It's settled science.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 29, 2015 05:59 PM (XUKZU)
Hey, a fella gets lonely in the trenches on those cold winter nights.
Posted by: Ernie Roehm at June 29, 2015 06:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (Jh+bU)
better -- apolitical black thugs just swarmed in and started shooting at
each other over drug turf or whatever, and ended up shooting a gay food
vendor in the crossfire.
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:17 PM (jBuUi)
Did that really happen? Or are you just trying to cheer me up?
Posted by: Ernie Roehm at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (oKE6c)
A new relaunch!
They'll drag Liam Neeson up on stage dressed as a Jedi, and he will wave his hand over the crowd and say, "After this rally, you will have no memory of past scandals...."
Just do that every couple weeks or so, and Hillary's a cinch to win!
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (JG47A)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (oKE6c)
Mariah out of money?
Posted by: Draki at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (DjdxM)
============
Hardly. She may not be a billionaire but she is a half billionaire.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
My Mom's best friend wanted a job at U. Texas, head librarian, and was rejected because she was anglo. She went to a lawyer and got her last name changed to Gonzalez and got the job.
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (eOpVe)
turf or whatever, and ended up shooting a gay food vendor in the
crossfire
Uh, oh. That constitutes hate crime double jeopardy.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 29, 2015 06:19 PM (Dwehj)
Two protected minority classes enter, one protected minority class leaves...
Posted by: Let's Get Ready to Rumble, Now with Moar Jazzhands!! at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (yRwC8)
She could use a shock collar too.
Posted by: Killerdog at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (Jh+bU)
Shock collar, noose, at this point what difference does it make?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 29, 2015 06:20 PM (JG47A)
All right, who forgot to fish the queen of diamonds out of Biden's deck?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 29, 2015 06:21 PM (eOpVe)
And this, my friends, is why I went to Baylor.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (go5uR)
Enough to make a liberal prosecutor's head explode.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (Dwehj)
I don't much care about '16 -- having Jeb! lose to Shrillery Klintoon doesn't mean much in the overall scheme of things.
But the Supremes' non-decision opens the floodgates for Every. Damn. Illegal, from Choom Boy's drunk uncle in MA to whatever ISIS terrorists have slipped in from May-heee-co today to destroy the country the easy way: they can vote their own peeps, like Choom Boy or, what the hell, some non-citizen America-hater (but I repeat myself) into office. Who needs bombs when you have a pen and a phone?
Those nine friggin' clowns have just destroyed the country. I wonder if they know it?
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (P8YHq)
The church ended up singing "We Shall Overcome."
Biden told the congregation that he was there to be "comforted" by their strength.
Why not leave the congregation in peace? Why drag your grief and misery to the church.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 06:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ernie Roehm
It really happened:
http://tinyurl.com/qcg83n6
1 Shot, Several People Detained After Shooting Near Civic Center Plaza During Pride Festivities
"A man was shot in the arm and several people detained after an argument broke out and shots were fired near the Civic Center/United Nations Plaza Saturday, just as San Francisco Pride celebrations were winding down nearby.
The shooting was "unrelated" to Pride events, police said, and stemmed from a dispute between several groups of young men. As the argument escalated, a suspect pulled out a gun and fired several shots."
Video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B-Xo-athVs
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:25 PM (jBuUi)
(What's sad is, "No Irish Need Apply" was all the rage 150 years ago. But that's been memory-holed like so much other actual history.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:27 PM (iuQS7)
Most African Americans (church-going) totally disapprove of the gay marriage ruling.
Should prove to be an interesting summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)
The "conservatives" probably do, though the Leftists run off feels. Perhaps banking on their own being safe in the immediate future.
"There will be peace and security in my lifetime."
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:28 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at June 29, 2015 06:29 PM (6qR/9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B-Xo-athVs
Posted by: zombie
And this being San Francisco, there is of course a Naked Guy standing around nonchalantly after the shooting.
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:29 PM (jBuUi)
Difficult choice for many of them. Do they stick to their beliefs, upbringing and culture, or do they blindly follow their Little Tan G*d, the Mocha Messiah?
Judging from 2012, I have to say the established AA churches are in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:30 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:27 PM (iuQS7)
Yes, but that one made a lot of sense!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2015 06:30 PM (ftVQq)
After 2014, I've come to profoundly philosophically question whether even winning in 2016 would matter at all.
Figuring that I should direct my efforts and attention away from increasingly meaningless political theater and towards hunkering down to survive a national disintegration.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 29, 2015 06:30 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:27 PM (iuQS7)
***************
I read something that says there's no evidence of that. Not a single sign has survived, if they existed.
"BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH."
Posted by: Olson Johnson at June 29, 2015 06:30 PM (vgIRn)
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I don't much care about '16 -- having Jeb! lose to Shrillery Klintoon doesn't mean much in the overall scheme of things.
Elections don't mean much when the law doesn't mean what it says.
Majority vote wins? Nah, it's about who *feels* like the majority vote. And since Leftists are all about the future, clearly they have a spiritual majority when you count future votes.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:31 PM (0NdlF)
was rejected because she was anglo. She went to a lawyer and got her
last name changed to Gonzalez and got the job.
Oh, there's easier ways than that. Accentuate your high cheekbones. That always worked for me.
Next time...ask.
Posted by: Sen. Elixzabeth "Princess Cheyenne" Warren at June 29, 2015 06:31 PM (YFFpo)
Aheh. It's in Roughing It, if nowhere else.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:32 PM (iuQS7)
run off feels. Perhaps banking on their own being safe in the
immediate future.
"There will be peace and security in my lifetime."
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:28 PM
Put me some learnin' here: when SCrotUS turns down a case, are the judges (can't call 'em "justices" listed as to "listen" or "ignore?"
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:32 PM (P8YHq)
Somewhat similar conclusion, with a different focus.
"Do not put your trust in princes, in human beings, who cannot save.
When their spirit departs, they return to the ground; on that very day their plans come to nothing.
Blessed are those whose help is the God of Jacob, whose hope is in the LORD their God.
He is the Maker of heaven and earth, the sea, and everything in them-- he remains faithful forever." (Psalm 146:3-6)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:33 PM (0NdlF)
I replied, "takeout." I've been scrubbing three bathrooms and cleaning the rest of the house all day. (Ignored the upstairs bathroom since the kid has been away for quite a while.)
So I call a local Chinese takeout place we use all the time, and I literally can't understand a word the sweet little lady said, in answer to my order.
It will be interesting to see what we end up with. It will be delicious, I'm sure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2015 06:33 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 29, 2015 05:55 PM (qCMvj)
My family kills at rook.
I have to look at the voter is stuff. Or maybe it'd be better if I didn't?
Posted by: Lea at June 29, 2015 06:33 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Mad Corpsepersons at June 29, 2015 06:35 PM (NUqwG)
etc. managed massive bribes (or death threats) that resulted in all
these betrayals by our leaders, judges, etc. It's pretty amazing the
stunning level of lawlessness and treason that has been occurring
recently. Gotta be some explanation."
It appeared pretty obvious that The Dread Justice Roberts was muscled around by unknown parties at the time of _NFIB v. Sebelius_. When the opinion has *already been written* and then is hastily discarded for a precisely opposite opinion, that's telling.
But let's not assume that all such judicial decisions are the result of pressure. Anyone who assumed that Justice Kennedy would opine any other way than how he did on gay marriage simply hasn't been paying attention to Kennedy's long prior history of jurisprudence.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 29, 2015 06:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:32 PM (P8YHq)
Not entirely sure, wiki says that they have a private meeting where 4 votes are needed to hear the case. I'm guessing it's not recorded; they're not interested in giving people ammo to second guess their choices.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_of_the_United_States#Case_selection
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:37 PM (0NdlF)
Sadly, it's nothing new. When I was attending a city college in '72, I was dating a girl (yummy, BTW) who wanted to transfer to a Big-Time Institution of Learning. She was from a family that was bucks-up, but didn't want to hang it all on Daddy.
So she used her Spanish (not Mexican) surname from several generations back (she was as white as I am) to apply for, and get, a Sooper-Special Gubmint Grant for "Hispanics" only.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:38 PM (P8YHq)
When accused of racism, these are examples that demonstrate conservatives are no more racist than the US government.
Less, actually.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:40 PM (0NdlF)
Okay, thanks. Sounds like the RICO statutes may apply. Nine co-conspirators.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:40 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:41 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2015 06:23 PM (H3SRF)
Who cares about the whys and wherefores? Two protected minority groups - with Obongo a constituent of each - slug it out?
I say again: you gotta hand it to Big Popcorn.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:42 PM (oKE6c)
Less, actually.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 29, 2015 06:40 PM
At the time, that bugged me less than the transfer itself, which resulted in some professor at College X tapping it before I got a chance to.
Oh, well, liberalism can mess up your sex life, too....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 29, 2015 06:43 PM (P8YHq)
But that's been memory-holed like so much other actual history.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at June 29, 2015 06:27 PM (iuQS7)
Have a drink!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:44 PM (oKE6c)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B-Xo-athVs
Posted by: zombie
And this being San Francisco, there is of course a Naked Guy standing around nonchalantly after the shooting.
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2015 06:29 PM (jBuUi)
Best part: the video is from Russia Today, in 2015 your most unbiased source of news about America.
I knew we never should have followed that white rabbit down the rabbit hole.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2015 06:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Olson Johnson at June 29, 2015 06:30 PM (vgIRn)
Olson Johnson is WHITE! BTW Does anyone know where the latina xomen are at?
Posted by: Dr. Samuel Johnson at June 29, 2015 06:47 PM (2mJMN)
Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2015 06:49 PM (UzPAd)
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very funny. How can we loose? No matter who gets in they go with the same policy and laws. No difference in results.
Posted by: otb at June 29, 2015 06:52 PM (I2uFP)
Posted by: Josh at June 29, 2015 07:04 PM (G/pqk)
http://underneaththeirrobes.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/roberts_scherer_lazarus.jpg
Posted by: Little Tony Sarcoma at June 29, 2015 07:56 PM (aRUb8)
(b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.
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