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At least there aren't any videos this week (gaming thread)

Typical post E3 lull but there were a few things. Apple added a notch in their hamfisted treatment of gaming by pulling wargames that had a Confederate Flag and WB pulled sales of the PC port of Arkham Knight.

There won't be a gaming post next week as I get to spend a bunch of time with my parents in the same car as we head down south to a family gathering for the Fourth of July. If I'm lucky, I'll get blown up by a firework

Also when writing, remember to save often

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APPLE & THE CONFEDERATE FLAG


Apple has a long and storied past of not getting it when it comes to denying games and censoring stuff so them pulling any game with the Confederate Flag didn't surprise me. These are the same people who initially denied HexWar from releasing their Tank Battle: East Front 1941 game because it is Nazis against Russians. Heck, this past week wasn't even the first instance of a flag tripping up game developers in releasing a game on iOS as they denied Pacific Fleet because it had the IJN flag to signify the frigging Japanese Navy. I mean, Hello. So if you've been paying any attention, it shouldn't have surprised anyone

Frankly, everything comes back to the lack of anything in concrete in what devs can and cannot have in their games to pass cert. Having a big marketplace ran on feelings and arbitrary rules that change day by day is madness. And they can claim all they want in not caring about gaming on iOS but they're full of it just on the basis of how much money is in it. Even someone of Apple's size can't just not notice the $20b and rising market with them collecting the lion's share. That being said, consumers don't care as the games that get gummed up in the works are stuff that isn't going to be in any of the top revenue lists as these devs are just filling a niche. All the while devs have to walk a fine line to not upset Apple. And it's not like devs can just focus more on Android over iOS as Android owners don't spend money on gaming (they just pirate it as it's very easy to do). And until Apple actually makes stuff clear cut, it's horrible dance that devs must endure.

Big kudos for Ultimate General for milking the situation for all it's worth in getting sales for their game. When people read the story, all the focus was on Gettysburg and it shot their game into the top 20 on Steam for full price (not bad considering it was down to $3.50 during the Steam sale).
HexWars HexWars Hexwars. This was the third game of yours that you had trouble with and you once again failed to capitalize on earnings potential from controversy. When you are given an opportunity, you really need to use and abuse it.

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WB Pulling The Arkham Knight PC Port


Two games in a row, WB have shit the bed when it comes to PC ports. Mortal Kombat X has been broken for over 2 months now with just now an end in sight as High Voltage have been taken off the project to be replaced by QLOC who has done God's Work in making PC have the definitive release of Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition. Of course, who knows when it will actually be in a playable state but it was a good move.

Considering the awful PC port of Arkham Origins that Iron Galaxy did, I'm still flabbergasted why WB went back with them for one of the premiere titles of 2015 but they did and it's worse than Arkham Origins. That being said, outside of these and their Borderlands 2 port for the Vita (which shouldn't have been tried in the first place), I really like Iron Galaxy but for being at least a year working on the project, I don't know how anyone signed off in releasing in the current state it's in. It's not the worst PC port ever (still think Saint's Row 2 holds that distinction) but it's straight garbage. How they got rain to go in slow-motion when you're physically not in the rain is breathtaking. And...so...much...micro...stutter that it runs like you're running the game in SLI. What can go wrong, obviously went wrong after it was shown last year during the PS4 conference.

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Other Stuff


Flatout I just want to say that if you have $12, I implore you to buy the this bundle of zines and books. The Unofficial Guide to Castlevania and Designers & Dragons are extremely solid books but the crown jewel in the bundle in my opinion is all 12 issues of Scroll. Each issue tackles something something interesting be it the history of the Dragon Quest series, the history of seminal Jaleco who pumped out so many games of the 80's & 90's or something very weird like a look at the hugely popular Dating Sim genre. You don't even need to know anything about what Ray Barnholt is writing about going (and considering his writing style, it's for the better as he's very good at getting people up to speed). Straight up, if you like reading, this bundle of books and zines is the best money you can spend.


• I talked about Her Story quite a bit over the months and I have to say that I'm glad that it's an awesome experience. Notice I say "experience" and not game as to call it a game would be stretching the term past it's breaking point. Watching clips of a one man play while picking up keywords to search for more clips isn't exactly "gaming"... at least in my opinion. To say much of anything of the story outside of the general premise of reopening a case of a woman accused of murdering her husband is to say too much. It's very much something that you need to go into cold. By doing so, you're rewarded with some top notch writing as you peel the layers back all acted by one girl who is very believable. And you don't even need caveats of "good for a videogame" as it's legitimately good. Only thing I will say is when you've watch all the clips, you really want more which means it's the right length (5-6 hours) as it doesn't overstay it's welcome. Only thing I can say that I would have liked is they had thrown in some crime scene photos. I personally think it's worth the $6 (it's down to $5 for release week) but it's up to you if you want to take the ride.

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1 figured I'd give a quick reprieve on people's browsers this week

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:35 PM (SyKbw)

2 Spinning like a lathe.

Posted by: Jefferson Davis at June 28, 2015 03:36 PM (gwG9s)

3
Posted by: Jefferson Davis at June 28, 2015 03:36 PM (gwG9s)

huh?

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:38 PM (SyKbw)

4 Is this thread better?

Posted by: TickledPink at June 28, 2015 03:41 PM (adaac)

5 Testing...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 28, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

6 site kinda shit the bed after I posted

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:44 PM (SyKbw)

7 Iron Galaxy really shit the bed. I'm glad they pulled it but word got out real fast that it was utter crap. I wasn't gonna buy it anyway (I'm sick of Batman Combat)

I'll write one up for next week.

Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 03:45 PM (d2pTe)

8 >apple

Posted by: wootnik at June 28, 2015 03:45 PM (kZS06)

9 Sorry it invade, just curious....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:45 PM (pCePB)

10 Sorry "to"


Shit, still crap.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:47 PM (pCePB)

11 comments are screwed again :/

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:48 PM (SyKbw)

12 I get a 504 Gateway error after a bit of cycling, then back and back and refresh..........and comment appears. Mostly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:52 PM (pCePB)

13 aren't not isn't

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2015 03:52 PM (MQEz6)

14 Nice to hear Ultimate General is probably making enough money to give Apple the finger.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 28, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

15 "aren't not isn't"


veni vidi vici.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:55 PM (pCePB)

16 Nice to hear Ultimate General is probably making enough money to give Apple the finger.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 28, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

it's back up to sale on iOS. And you really can't make enough to be able to give the finger to the iOS marketplace considering it's size (bigger than console and growing to be bigger than PC)

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:55 PM (SyKbw)

17 Holy crap. That went right through.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:56 PM (pCePB)

18 Hasta, gamers...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 28, 2015 03:56 PM (pCePB)

19 sorry for the hard sell on the book/mag bundle but it's really damn good for what you get for $12

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 03:57 PM (SyKbw)

20 When you're playing a game that actually simulates a historical battle between the CSA and USA, it's pretty damn stupid to scrub the Confederate battle flag from it.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:00 PM (XHz/D)

21 Yay, no 504 message page!

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:00 PM (XHz/D)

22 I am afraid I must continue to sabotage NASA's plans until the concept of Muslim outreach is abandoned.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 28, 2015 04:00 PM (Gcu5R)

23 I'm fantasizing about a three way with Moochelle and Sharpton.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 28, 2015 04:01 PM (F1Z8f)

24 Human: What is immoral?


Machine: The fact that you have a child.

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 04:02 PM (SyKbw)

25 ALERT!

The Birds is on TCM starting now!

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:02 PM (XHz/D)

26 I forgot how early Hitchcock made his cameo in this flick.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:04 PM (XHz/D)

27 Couldn't Apple's marketplace be regulated as a monopoly and public accomodation?

I mean, what is the alternative to getting your games onto an Apple device?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2015 04:04 PM (WVvzl)

28 As has been pointed out, aren't, not isn't.

Let's not give any ammunition to those who reallly think we ARE morons. That's what bothers me most about ace's typos.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 28, 2015 04:05 PM (F1Z8f)

29 This thread..... it's like todays Falcon 9 launch.... massive over-pressure, splodey, and no flames.... just tears..... ( tears of muslim outreach )

Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 04:11 PM (e7T6D)

30
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 28, 2015 04:05 PM (F1Z8f)

didn't notice I did that while changing the title at the last second :/

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 04:11 PM (SyKbw)

31 The just shot and caught that second escaped convict. He was 2 miles south of the Canadian border

Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2015 04:18 PM (zOTsN)

32 I read that the Arkham Knight port was 12 engineers, 8 weeks. Sounds like the problem was not so much IronGalaxy's skills as the amount of investment of time and money someone chose to make in the project.

Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2015 04:19 PM (qyomX)

33
Posted by: Splunge at June 28, 2015 04:19 PM (qyomX)

nah, the 8 week thing is bunk. If it was true, Sony wouldn't have shown it last year at their E3 press conference

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 04:22 PM (SyKbw)

34 Well, my week has been full with playing Defiance in little 20 to 30 minute chunks. So nice to have a MMO shooter where I can actually SEE the enemy and actually shoot them with a scoped rifle. When I play Planetside 2, it's like trying to kill fleas in a blender full of sand at 20 paces with a peashooter filled with wet cotton, in the dark, while foggy.

Defiance, I drop 'em with a headshot.

SWTOR is turning out to be a fun solo play. I finally got to level 55 on my smart-assed smuggler and now I'm playing quests just to hear the story. If you subscribe, you get tons of advantages plus 12x experience from your class quests which make you zoom while enjoying the best stories. All of it voice acted.

Heroes and Generals is a pay-to-win WWII FPS/Lobby shooter with tanks plus an addon real time strategy aspect (Generals portion). The maps are fun to play except when they determine that it's foggy due to weather. So far I haven't seen real weather in the game like rain and lightning, but for a basic shooter, for free - it's decent.

Also been playing World of Warships closed beta. They fucked up this week by reneging on a Humble Bundle de3al where they supplied a bunch of gold, slots, and a premium ship for the bundle. After they confirmed it would carry over to the release thru open beta, this week they said, "Fuck you, we changed our minds".

That hit the gaming media before the Belarus office opened and they suddenly had about 8 out of 10 of the closed beta players spitting nails.

They ended up honoring their original deal. The company, Wargaming, is a sleazy bunch of vermin though. The game is coming out to free open beta this week and in my opinion is worth playing a little. It is loud, the combat is fun in the tier 2 to 5 levels, and it's worth checking out. The same company did World of Tanks, so if you're familiar with that you'll know what kind of cash shop they're running. All in all, check it out.

War Thunder is the better WWII - Korean War era lobby shooter and has hugely better aircraft modelling and maps. They also have mixed maps where you can run tanks and planes at the same time. It's a ton more interesting than WOT or World of Warplanes (another Wargaming shit show) because they are trying for increasing accuracy within their game engine. You can play free solo stuff too, it's on Steam for free download. They've announced they'll have naval ships alongside their planes and tanks already - they're still a ways from introducing them though. I highly recommend them to try out - they're enjoyable and have 3 levels of "realism" - arcade, realistic (has less forgiving flight/armor models), and simulation (cockpit view only).

That's about all I've been playing.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 04:24 PM (ukTrJ)

35 wish I could have found the list of games to play on the fourth of July I wrote a year or so ago

:/

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 04:30 PM (SyKbw)

36 though to be frank, that list was more "Play We The People damn it"

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 04:32 PM (SyKbw)

37 Nobody makes the Batman PC!

Posted by: Teh Batman at June 28, 2015 04:38 PM (YZcNj)

38 I wonder if after The Birds I'll be treated to a po-mo lefty feminist discourse about Hitchcock's supposed lady issues.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:41 PM (XHz/D)

39 Nice to hear Ultimate General is probably making enough money to give Apple the finger.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 28, 2015 03:54 PM (oVJmc)



A number of the reviews on Steam are saying just that. People wouldn't have considered the game until Apple decide to pull it so f you Apple and they bought on Steam. And I'd like to add a hearty intercourse Apple and everyone associated with that bunch of overpaid bolshie asswipes. I don't own any of their products and never will.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 04:46 PM (DiZBp)

40 I don't own any of their products and never will.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 04:46 PM (DiZBp)

--I'm annoyed by websites that force me to use itunes to listen to their podcasts.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:47 PM (XHz/D)

41 Thanks for the Gaming Thread, we'll miss it next weekend.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 28, 2015 04:50 PM (nSmN1)

42 I'm annoyed by websites that force me to use itunes to listen to their podcasts.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:47 PM (XHz/D)



Someone on the right is going to make a killing coming up with alternatives to lefty companies like Apple and Facebook. Fuck your politics we just want to enjoy the product but everything these days has to politicized.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 04:51 PM (DiZBp)

43 I have an iPod...I got it for xmas last year...was kinda tempted to take a sledgehammer to it.

I never did like Apple.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 28, 2015 04:53 PM (nSmN1)

44 Fuck your politics we just want to enjoy the product but everything these days has to politicized.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 04:51 PM (DiZBp)


--Funny, but playing simulations as a kid as the Grey side never in the least inspired me to rustle up a lynch mob.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:54 PM (XHz/D)

45 Funny, but playing simulations as a kid as the Grey side never in the least inspired me to rustle up a lynch mob.



Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 04:54 PM (XHz/D)



And as a history nerd I like to play historically based games and like the game to be as accurate as possible. This whole flag thing with the left over a game just shows their childish and immature view of life. The poor little snowflakes might melt if someone sees that flag in a video game.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 05:01 PM (DiZBp)

46 And as a history nerd I like to play historically based games and like the game to be as accurate as possible. This whole flag thing with the left over a game just shows their childish and immature view of life. The poor little snowflakes might melt if someone sees that flag in a video game.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2015 05:01 PM (DiZBp)

--I guess they can't watch movies either. Sorry, no more Glory or Red Badge of Courage.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2015 05:03 PM (XHz/D)

47 Anyone who celebrates the Fourth of July needs to find a Mexican beer company and get drunk and offended. Real Americans celebrate Independence Day.

Good luck with the parents.

Posted by: BamaBubba at June 28, 2015 05:09 PM (vKTRb)

48 Was playing the new Final Fantasy XIV expansion last week, and fishing in the clouds from one of the new floating islands. Caught myself a Tornado Shark.

And before you ask, yes its a reference to that movie. The flavor text makes that clear, and there was an in-game recurring event in the original release called Sharknado (though no weather phenomena or flying fish were involved).

Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 05:45 PM (nlPsL)

49 #47
What is your point? Are you mocking The Dude for gaming? If so, may I direct you to the Self Fucking Room?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 06:01 PM (ukTrJ)

50 Did y'all hear about that purdy Shenmue III Kickstarter?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ysnet/shenmue-3

Posted by: Carlos at June 28, 2015 06:27 PM (G0zje)

51 SWTOR is great, ever since the 12x storyline XP came back -- and a new expansion due in October that looks great so far.

Enjoy the Smuggler, I think they probably have the most fun storyline of all the 8 classes.

Posted by: acethepug at June 28, 2015 06:36 PM (WK825)

52 Playing some Witcher 3 (haven't played 1 or 2), still early going but impressive. It's been interesting reading about the Batman-PC cluster but I'd get it for PS4 anyway. Screen comparisons it actually looks better on console.

Posted by: waelse1 at June 28, 2015 07:14 PM (gudL5)

53 Posted by: waelse1 at June 28, 2015 07:14 PM (gudL5)

Well yeah. The PC release is missing a bunch of effects that are on the console releases

Posted by: The Dude at June 28, 2015 08:23 PM (SyKbw)

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