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Of Course: DC Officials Stole $110,000 From Children's Program to Fund Obama's Inaugural Ball

Wall, those with their backs first against it when the revolution comes, some assembly required.

Thought for the day:

The government itself is a conspiracy against the public.

thanks to @comradearthur.


Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM




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1 Well, it's not like Obama didn't deserve it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 08:33 PM (ftVQq)

2 The government itself is a conspiracy against the public.

RICO the IRS. All the rotten rest will collapse after that.

Or wait a couple years and it will all collapse anyway.

Posted by: Methos at June 18, 2015 08:34 PM (ZbV+0)

3 Of course. The God demands and deserves it. Fuck the children.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:34 PM (q20+R)

4 Come the Revolution will there be enough lamp posts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:35 PM (oBUqt)

5 Well, how many of those kids actually donated to Obama's reelection campaign? See?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2015 08:35 PM (+YMhA)

6 It was for the children!

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (BO/km)

7 Meanwhile, I have a wrist pumped full of cortisone and feeling good and a tummy pumped full of Manhattans. Fuck this week. Fuck the Liberals. Fuck em all.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (q20+R)

8 And Hillary charged 250K to a Children's charity for a public appearance.

Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (9pknp)

9 I just be doing something right. I've been called out by a troll.

That's a first.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (48QDY)

10 Come the Revolution will there be enough lamp posts?

Why do you think "they" are pushing compact fluorescents?

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (nSOh+)

11 Fuck the children.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:34 PM (q20+R)
********
That's our job

Posted by: Assorted ISIS Imams at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (fLKzW)

12
Alternate post title:


Our Government Is Looting Itself

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:37 PM (YV2CM)

13 Come the Revolution will there be enough lamp posts?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:35 PM (oBUqt)

Those that have survived the camps will be masters of on-the-fly re-purposing of almost everything

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 08:37 PM (ftVQq)

14 plenty of lamp post, it is rope that will be in short supply.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 08:38 PM (wkuqO)

15 When you're a lightworker, the sacrifice is expected.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2015 08:38 PM (GFrM3)

16
Wait.
The Postman was a book??

Was Tom Petty in it?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (YV2CM)

17 Fuck the children.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze

Don't gotta tell me twice.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (tgnRB)

18 **spools up subpoena printing presses**

Posted by: the DOJ at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (w/7Fi)

19 There is no better grift that being a Public Employee in a Public Employee Union. I live in the Federal Colony of MD. These people don't work. Serious. They have no idea how the private sector operates and they really don't give a Fuck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (fLKzW)

20 It WAS for the children.
Specifically the child god currently presiding over the country with his executive edicts.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (4CRfK)

21 Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (q20+R)

Just don't end up with a handbaby.

Oh wait. I don't think that's how it works.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (48QDY)

22 And we find this out when?

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (48QDY)

23
Well there's some old news that's new. Funny how it now just comes out.

Well, funny as in stealing a baby's bottle or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (ODxAs)

24 And how dare the parents of poor, black children expect an eduction in a school like the Moochettes'.

Obama modus operandi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (FsuaD)

25 *beats Hrothgar over the head with the leg of a mule* There was NO mule in the book.

Yes it was a book. By David Brin. Big thick book. The hero was not quite as heroic as portrayed in the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (oBUqt)

26 plenty of lamp post, it is rope that will be in short supply.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 08:38 PM (wkuqO)


Since there won't be any electricity, we'll have plenty of wire!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (ftVQq)

27 So uh, criminal charges for grand theft will be flying any minute now, right?


hahahah just kidding

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (AkOaV)

28 Couldn't happen to a nicer empty hollow meat sack. How long has this been under wraps? My guess, since before 2012. Suckers of cock.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (ecDRv)

29 No really it was for the children. They claimed it was a "youth event".

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (BO/km)

30 I just read about this in the paper and boy am I mad!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (W5DcG)

31 Speaking of government disdain for citizens; is anyone else dealing with the census nazis over the American Community Survey?
They are now calling at all ours, banging on my door, and refuse to let me be. I spoke with the census person the first time she came to my door. I was very polite but direct: I told her I did not believe they had the authority to compel my participation, and that I disagreed with the stated aims of the survey, therefore I will not complete it.
To her credit she was also polite, but essentially told me I would be harassed until I complied. She wasn't kidding. SMOD cannot arrive soon enough.

Posted by: Alamo at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (E/XIS)

32 All of 36 days. How many actually served? He will easily get enough donations from Obama fans for the entire amount.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (wkuqO)

33
The children's program was for black inner-city kids undoubtedly.

The dollars came from tax payers, also undoubtedly.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (MDgS8)

34 They have no idea how the private sector operates and they really don't give a Fuck.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (fLKzW)

You're just jealous!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (ftVQq)

35 What else did I hear about today? Oh, yeah .
This...

http://tinyurl.com/o9dhqar

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (EDYaR)

36 it is rope that will be in short supply.

Reduce
Reuse
Recycle

Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (brIR5)

37 it is rope that will be in short supply.

Reduce
Reuse
Recycle

Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 08:41 PM (brIR5)

38 $100,000? That's nothing. I've stolen trillions from all the children.

Posted by: Oblowme Obama at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (HdLOs)

39 Come the Revolution will there be enough lamp posts?

Posted by: Anna Puma


No need.

Posted by: Esso Stations at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (uctT+)

40 The children should be expected to pony up once in while seeing all the good lightbringer and friends do for them.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (3a584)

41 Conspiracy against "the people".

"The public" are taxpaying Republicans.

Better: "the masses".

Posted by: AmishDude at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (DHsnx)

42 Just don't end up with a handbaby.



Oh wait. I don't think that's how it works.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (48QDY)



I....no....

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (q20+R)

43 Obama was so fraught with grief today he had to fly to LA to attend another fundraiser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:42 PM (FsuaD)

44 Of course they did.

I'm ashamed of myself for being surprised by this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (IrByp)

45 Like taking candy from a baby.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (VGqjW)

46 Has the Dept. of Treasury ever gotten a handle on printing the super hi-tech $100 bills? I know they used to have warehouses full of the misprints - all $110 billion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (oBUqt)

47 7 Meanwhile, I have a wrist pumped full of cortisone and feeling good and a tummy pumped full of Manhattans. Fuck this week. Fuck the Liberals. Fuck em all.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM

Oooh. How do you mix your Manhattans DG?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (/3sWP)

48 "The government itself is a conspiracy against the public."


No shit? Only took 239 years for that to sink in, we guess.

Posted by: T.Jeff, G.Wash, J.Mad, A.Ham at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (72D6h)

49 Obama was so fraught with grief today he had to fly to LA to attend another fundraiser.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

He'll have to get in 18 holes a Palm Springs to console himself.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (tgnRB)

50
Course that isn't even close to the $100 million African vacation that he stole from...um....You.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (ODxAs)

51 Funny how this SOB's arrest, trial and sentencing has gotten NO play in the MSM, huh?

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (nJvB1)

52 Dangergirl: What a wonderful co-inky-dink. I myself just had a Manhattan. With Russell's Reserve cask-strength bourbon.

Thought for the day: There will be no revolution.

A big part of me wishes there would be. A small part..worries about my children, should we reach such a horrible point, that we're putting these bastards up against walls. But most of me is a realist: We never will reach that point. Not enough of us give a shit.

So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (pCf+a)

53 DC officials steal money from children. Hillary Clinton charges a children's charity to speak. Ah, Democrats. They care so much.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (q20+R)

54 should post that video of schoolkids singing for Obama

mm mm mm

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (Cq0oW)

55 Barack was on AF1. His wife was in Europe somewhere. Who was with Barack? The Dog?

Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (9pknp)

56 The government itself is a conspiracy against the public.

No kidding. When the sole point of everything you do is to feed the government, and that feeding can never, ever be threatened by either party, the people exist as fodder.

The only available recourse is *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (xjpRj)

57 I guess I can recycle that one in The Barrel.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (brIR5)

58
I....no....

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze


You probably already mentioned it, but did your Nana pass peacefully?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (YV2CM)

59 *couriers to AlextheChick a plate of brownies and a glass of milk*

Just visualize in DC Indomitus Rex on the loose.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (oBUqt)

60 I haven't even been elected yet and I was kicking kids out of an event they had planned on Roosevelt Island.

Just wait...

Posted by: Hillary! at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (w/7Fi)

61 55
Barack was on AF1. His wife was in Europe somewhere. Who was with Barack? The Dog?





Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus

Reggie

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (4CRfK)

62 The dog is always with Barky. It's like a part of him.

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (BO/km)

63
Null -- *types* *deletes*

I can feel that.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8)

64 So We the People have been reduced to Feeders of Vaal.

Great we all gonna be orange like Boehner...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:46 PM (oBUqt)

65 Oooh. How do you mix your Manhattans DG?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:43 PM (/3sWP)



I prefer mine 2:1 bourbon to sweet vermouth and a healthy (6 or so shakes) dose of angostura bitters. Two cherries.


Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:46 PM (q20+R)

66 *couriers to AlextheChick a plate of brownies and a glass of milk*

Just visualize in DC Indomitus Rex on the loose.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (oBUqt)



All of that does make me happy, yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at June 18, 2015 08:46 PM (IrByp)

67 Alamo... Tell those American Community people to Piss Off. I told them if they come to my door I would shoot them. They never came. They called and said that legally I had to fill it out. I told them to sue me. They stopped bothering me after that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 18, 2015 08:47 PM (fLKzW)

68 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM

Article V convention?

Rebirth of Federalism?

Mass civil disobedience?

Tax revolt by the 52%?

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 08:48 PM (ecDRv)

69 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (pCf+a)



That we can continue to afford bourbon?

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:48 PM (q20+R)

70 Just sent D'oh Boy back to his new apartment in the hood. *prays*

And now that bastard Geraldo is on O'Reilly.

Nice going Fox. Fucking fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:49 PM (FsuaD)

71 I'll settle for gin.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:49 PM (MDgS8)

72 *couriers to AlextheChick a plate of brownies and a glass of milk*

Some how I read that as a "plate of bronies"

Leftover from a previous thread, I guess.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 08:49 PM (brIR5)

73 Hey, those brats are the village's problem not mine.

Posted by: Hillary at June 18, 2015 08:49 PM (HdLOs)

74 You probably already mentioned it, but did your Nana pass peacefully?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:45 PM (YV2CM)



No, she's currently still holding on. Still unresponsive, still not talking, still not eating. Hospice lifted her into a wheelchair yesterday for a short while but other than that, nothing. Thank you for asking.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:50 PM (q20+R)

75 Son said before he left, "That idiot O'Reilly. What a load."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)

76 Those survey guys gave up pretty fast after I told them to bite me. They probably just moved on to some other sucker.

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2015 08:50 PM (BO/km)

77
Jane ....why do you watch Fox?


I just don't get it.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:50 PM (MDgS8)

78 After the revolution (our 3rd) we will sit in a hot room and add a few things to the template--including term limits.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 08:51 PM (wkuqO)

79 65 I prefer mine 2:1 bourbon to sweet vermouth and a healthy (6 or so shakes) dose of angostura bitters. Two cherries.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:46 PM

Ah, ours are on the sweet side 2:1:1/2 whiskey to sweet vermouth to dry vermouth & a small dash of angostura bitter. 1 cherry. Although if we polished off the cherry with each drink, we'd get a new one with the next drink if we asked nicely.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:51 PM (/3sWP)

80 I can imagine, as the anarchy takes hold, the special snowflakes like the Bronies will try to protest how unfair everything is. That is when Mr. Hockeymask with Machete+4 shows up with friends to party on their bodies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:51 PM (oBUqt)

81 77

Jane ....why do you watch Fox?


I just don't get it.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:50 PM (MDgS


If I'm going to watch the news, it won't be a major network, MSDNC or CNN. At least I get Outnumbered, The Five, Megyn Kelly, and other sane shows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:52 PM (FsuaD)

82 Nobody asked me, but I make my Manhattans 4:1 with Jim Beam and sweet vermouth, with a dash of Angostura bitters.

All this talk has made me decide to make another one. But I'm almost out of Beam, so I may have to supplement it with {shudder} Laphroaig.

Which will undoubtedly completely overwhelm all the other ingredients, to the point where I may as well just chug Laphroaig straight from the bottle.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

83 I like this Article V convention idea of which you speak. Tell me more.

And I like the idea of continuing to afford bourbon. 5 dashes of bitters? Jesus H. Christ, that's spicy.

I like the 2:1 ratio too, bourbon to vermouth; with 2 dashes of Fees Bros. whisky-barrel-aged bitters, a dash of simple syrup (I have a sweet palate), a nice Italian cherry, and a lemon rind twist, spraying the oils from the lemon over the top of the cocktail.

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:52 PM (pCf+a)

84 72 Some how I read that as a "plate of bronies"
Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 08:49 PM (brIR5)

They're for the raptors.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (/3sWP)

85
No, she's currently still holding on. Still unresponsive, still not talking, still not eating. Hospice lifted her into a wheelchair yesterday for a short while but other than that, nothing. Thank you for asking.

Oh I'm sorry -- I thought she was on a machine type of situation and your family made the Decision.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (YV2CM)

86 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM

Article V convention?

Rebirth of Federalism?

Mass civil disobedience?

Tax revolt by the 52%?

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 08:48 PM (ecDRv)


*smiles*

Posted by: SMOD at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (7YlUk)

87 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM

Article V convention?

Rebirth of Federalism?

Mass civil disobedience?

Tax revolt by the 52%?

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 08:48 PM (ecDRv)


*smiles*

Posted by: SMOD at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (7YlUk)

88 Actually here is a Horde question.

Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)

89 Yeah TM, I've done well to this point holding my temper. I know these people relish the thought of physical resistance- authoritarians always prefer to have an excuse for crushing even little 'ol dissenters like me.

Posted by: Alamo at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (E/XIS)

90 SMOD made a double post. No wonder we can't count on it to bring us sweet doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD)

91 you can cover up the taste of Laphroaig with Pepto Bismol

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 08:54 PM (Cq0oW)

92
I make my manhattans with any whiskey and I just say vermouth over the top.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2015 08:54 PM (ODxAs)

93 21 Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (q20+R)

Just don't end up with a handbaby.

Oh wait. I don't think that's how it works.
Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 08:39 PM (48QDY)




For a chick it would be a handbabydaddy, right?

Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2015 08:54 PM (z/Ubi)

94 Feel your exhaustion and pain DG.


Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 08:55 PM (y+J3v)

95 Ah, ours are on the sweet side 2:1:1/2 whiskey to
sweet vermouth to dry vermouth a small dash of angostura bitter. 1
cherry. Although if we polished off the cherry with each drink, we'd
get a new one with the next drink if we asked nicely.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:51 PM (/3sWP)



I'm tempted to try a combo of sweet and dry vermouth sometime. If I have a second (and tonight it is mandatory), the two cherries stay from the first....so they get to soak up two drinks worth of alcohol.


My dad taught me how to make a Manhattan (for him) when I was about 12 years old. If I was lucky, I could get one of his two cherries when he was done. (reminiscing) (spelled wrong I bet)

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:55 PM (q20+R)

96 I don't know what Indomitus Rex is but Godzilla plowing through the Capitol building would give me a boner.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (MDgS8)

97 88 Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)

Yes

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (/3sWP)

98 Is that American Community survey thing so they know where to put the section 8 housing to make prosperous, conservative neighborhoods more diverse?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (tgnRB)

99 So no midnight basketball?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (E4NQ0)

100 Jane,
How goes it with the D'oh Boy?

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (y+J3v)

101 Laphroig in a Manhattan, rickl?

That's not a Manhattan, that's a Hoboken. Blechhh.

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (pCf+a)

102 A government fund getting looted for personal gain and allocated to costs grossly different than it's stated purpose?

Who could have seen that coming?

Good thing something like this could never happen with our Social Security lockbox or any of the uncountable number of other critically important social programs and infrastructure initiatives that are saving and creating trillions of jobs.

...

Oh screw this. Why the f**K do we have a Children at Risk and Drug Prevention Fund? Especially in DC where doing drugs is apparently a prerequisite for being mayor. Precisely where is the Constitutional authority to spend tax dollars on this in the first place? Get rid of all the BS "for the Children!" funds and there won't be anything to loot.

Posted by: Damiano at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (XItbt)

103 If the revolution never comes, we will probably stumble along about as we are now. Whipsawed by the media, crisis to crisis, event to event. Never remembering what the crisis was last week, nor having any idea of what the crisis will be next week, and only marginally interested in the crisis of the day.

1984 in other words.

Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (9pknp)

104 always astonished at the way you guys drink

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 08:58 PM (Cq0oW)

105 I'd prefer some smaller raptors running amok. Godzilla would wreck the place.

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2015 08:58 PM (BO/km)

106 >>>Actually here is a Horde question.

Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)<<<

If Idiotpotus Wrecks doesn't finish us all off, then let's go with Godzilla.

Posted by: SMOD, SMOD why have you forsaken us? at June 18, 2015 08:58 PM (w/7Fi)

107
97 88 Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)

Yes
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (/3sWP)



Throw in a couple kaiju, some jaegers, mothra, and voltron. Let's make this bitch a royal rumble and D.C. is the squared circle.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2015 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)

108 104 always astonished at the way you guys drink

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 08:58 PM (Cq0oW)


Some of us don't drink any more, well, no more than yesterday.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 08:59 PM (wkuqO)

109 "Is that American Community survey thing so they know where to put the section 8 housing to make prosperous, conservative neighborhoods more diverse?"

While not advertised as such, I bet you are more right then wrong.

Seems that if everyone self identifies as a black female to the interviewer, and self reveals an income at just above the poverty level, people would leave us the hell alone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (VPLuQ)

110 Is that American Community survey thing so they know
where to put the section 8 housing to make prosperous, conservative
neighborhoods more diverse?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 08:56 PM (tgnRB)

Robust enforced diversity is good for the country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (ftVQq)

111 Section 8 has destroyed my hometown. Nothing but scum brought in from Jersey and NYC.

They were also thoughtful enough to bring homicide and heroin with them. It's always lovely when a guest brings gifts.

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (y+J3v)

112 You want Indominus Rex.
You'll settle for Tyrannosaurus Rex
You'll get Androgynous Rex

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (tgnRB)

113 I prefer mine 2:1 bourbon to sweet vermouth and a healthy (6 or so shakes) dose of angostura bitters. Two cherries.

I used to be hooked on those things.
Sounds kinda good right now.
I can't remember the brand of sweet vermouth I found that was so good, very hard to find. Atzby, Atsby? That and some Basil Haydin's, Peychoud's bitters and local preserved black bing cherries. Quite a buzz.

Mebbee I go rummage around in the likker cabinet. It's close enough to Friday.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (sH832)

114 @83

I'm on a phone, but check Wikipedia for an overview or, better, check Mark Levin's, Liberty Amendments, Pastafarian.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 09:00 PM (dSx1I)

115 So I sense a strong urge amongst the Horde to oh say make a home movie called DC Monster Attack!!!.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:01 PM (oBUqt)

116 I've said for years, having low income housing will allow them to burn down white neighborhoods more easily. Here in CA it is the law every city is required.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 09:01 PM (wkuqO)

117 Ah, Democrats. They care so much.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM (q20+R)


They charge because they care.

Posted by: cajun caret at June 18, 2015 09:02 PM (NEZEV)

118 95 My dad taught me how to make a Manhattan (for him) when I was about 12 years old. If I was lucky, I could get one of his two cherries when he was done. (reminiscing) (spelled wrong I bet)
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:55 PM



Yeah that's my dad's recipe. Manhattan season started on Thanksgiving & ran through Memorial Day. Whole family & company would be swacked on all major holidays, & then he'd rag us all about eating all the cherries. I'm going to mix myself a couple after I get back from my hike. Hope Daddy isn't watching. He'd be all scandalized. It's vodka martini season now. Except I didnt get the info from him on how he mixed them before he passed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:02 PM (/3sWP)

119 101 Laphroig in a Manhattan, rickl?

That's not a Manhattan, that's a Hoboken. Blechhh.
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (pCf+a)


OK, I had enough Beam for one more.

Dodged a bullet, I did.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

120 Oh I'm sorry -- I thought she was on a machine type of situation and your family made the Decision.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (YV2CM)



No machines as of yet. I'm not sure if there will be any. Between her living will and my dad, I don't think things will go that far. I think my dad will have to decide on a feeding tube or not though. That will be a tough choice.

Her current situation is non responsive, non-talking, no food since Saturday, on hospice care.

We kind of figure it's the end, it just is going to be a question of how long it takes.

Like I said the other night, I feel more for my father than anything else. He's in charge of her medical decisions and such. And I know he's stressed out.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 09:02 PM (q20+R)

121 You're right, Godzilla would wreck the place and clog up your toilet.

On the other hand, the raptors would eat you then poop you out in your toilet.

It's a toss up.

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:03 PM (y+J3v)

122 Sorry DG. That sucks.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (MDgS8)

123 The president and first lady had that big party the other night " on their own dime".

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (sPO3u)

124
They're for the raptors.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Don't feed the raptors garbage. Jeez.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (F0Cog)

125 100
Jane,

How goes it with the D'oh Boy?

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 08:57 PM (y+J3v)


Well, a young woman sped through a red light on Monday, totaling his F-150 (thank God he wasn't hurt), and he moved into a new apartment Tuesday with a new roommate (former Ranger) in a "dicey" neighborhood. There was a black-on-black shooting on his street last night and another one the night before two streets away.

Aside from all that crap, he's doing well. Working and still going to school.


Thanks for asking!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (FsuaD)

126 Why would anyone do such a thing to perfectly good bourbon?

Posted by: Garrett at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (AYeQy)

127 Obama's going to be pissed when he reads about this in the paper tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (81AUZ)

128
D'ja ever notice Godzilla never eats anything?

How do it live?

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (MDgS8)

129 Our Government Is Looting Itself

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 08:37 PM (YV2CM)
---
Not really. It just lied to us that it was looting us for a noble cause, when it was really just looting us in order to par-tay.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (mG3Qj)

130 Celebrities donated tens of thousands of dollars for these stupid parties. I think Joss Whedon kicked in over a 100k.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (iQIUe)

131 Godzilla snacks on nuclear reactors. Because they full of radioactive vitamins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (oBUqt)

132 Eventually someone will nuke DC, resulting in a complete breakdown in central national authority. Then will come the extra-interesting times.

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (OVbfU)

133 123.
they were saving up for it!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (Cq0oW)

134 Hey Golf Man
Wipe your chin..

Posted by: Told U So at June 18, 2015 09:06 PM (/WmRg)

135 Jane,
Thank God the boy is okay!

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:06 PM (y+J3v)

136 124 Don't feed the raptors garbage. Jeez.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 18, 2015 09:04 PM (F0Cog)

Come on, they deserve a few "twinkies" every now & then.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:06 PM (/3sWP)

137 Hey... Indomitus Rex 2016!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:07 PM (oBUqt)

138 Obama did sound very angry commenting on the church shooting.The kind of anger he can't manage to work up for dead diplomats,soldiers or massive incompetence by his administration.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:07 PM (sPO3u)

139 I'm sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:08 PM (sdi6R)

140 Anna,
I gotta side with the raptors.

Finding pants that would fit Godzilla would be a bitch.
Does Sears still have the Huskys?

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:08 PM (y+J3v)

141 I find it somewhat hard to believe that half the House voted for the trade bill--I was optimistic that the way things were moving that you might be able to find at least half of the HoR--Repubs and Dems willing to at least stand up for Congress as a co-equal branch--and could potentially vote impeachment articles.

Guess that's what 90% of the racial agitation is about: blackmail (no pun intended) to protect The Won. Who would dare impeach now, considering the country is on the verge of a national race riot.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (laMCB)

142 honestly i think nuking DC is a waste of time and missiles

just like trying to take it with an army

it looks pretty but it's a fortress

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (Cq0oW)

143 Thanks, flounder. I just read the first thing that came up after searching for "Article V Convention Mark Levin". I knew it would require 2/3 of the state legislatures to convene one; I did not realize that it would take 3/4 of them to ratify anything.

3/4...that's quite a few state legislatures. I don't know if the adult party holds that many. I kind of doubt it.

The "more bourbon" option looks better to me now.

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (pCf+a)

144 It was for the chirren

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (DiZBp)

145 135
Jane,

Thank God the boy is okay!

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:06 PM (y+J3v)


Believe me, I've been thanking the Man Upstairs all day. This is nearly as nerve-wracking as A-stan. At least I was blissfully unaware of a ton of shit. The shootings in his area are a nightly/daily occurrence. Black-on-black shootings/killings. Constantly, with the occasional innocent victim in the crossfire.


He's unconcerned. Loves the new, spacious apartment and leaving the drama of the last roommates behind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (FsuaD)

146 132 Eventually someone will nuke DC, resulting in a complete breakdown in central national authority. Then will come the extra-interesting times.
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (OVbfU)


It would be a terrible national tragedy to lose the Air & Space Museum.

I'd probably get over the rest.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

147 Bebe,
If on the East coast it would be butterscotch Krimpets.

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:10 PM (y+J3v)

148 Technically, it's not Obama's inaugural ball. It's an alternative cheaper party for people who couldn't afford Obama's official ball. And they didn't raise enough money to cover the cost, so they stole it from the orphans.

Posted by: PC at June 18, 2015 09:10 PM (PEqlJ)

149 Think I'll go chillax for the night.

Ya'll have fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)

150 Is that American Community survey thing so they know where to put the
section 8 housing to make prosperous, conservative neighborhoods more
diverse?

Well they do state the purpose as having sufficient information for the effective distribution of federal funds, so no doubt the new low income housing scheme will be one of their aims. Whatever their up to you can rest assured it involves screwing decent, honest, working tax payers.

Posted by: Alamo at June 18, 2015 09:11 PM (E/XIS)

151 That needs a Photoshop treatment.

Victorian orphanage. Wee tyke looking sad. "Democrats stole $11,000 for a party from these children."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:11 PM (oBUqt)

152 @143. We're close to 3/4, so it's not outside the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 09:12 PM (dSx1I)

153 Eventually someone will nuke DC, resulting in a complete breakdown in central national authority. Then will come the extra-interesting times.

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (OVbfU)


Were all the children at?

Posted by: U.N. Peacekeepers at June 18, 2015 09:12 PM (7YlUk)

154 Eventually someone will nuke DC, resulting in a complete breakdown in central national authority. Then will come the extra-interesting times.

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (OVbfU)


Were all the children at?

Posted by: U.N. Peacekeepers at June 18, 2015 09:12 PM (7YlUk)

155 115 So I sense a strong urge amongst the Horde to oh say make a home movie called DC Monster Attack!!!.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:01 PM (oBUqt)


Sharknado 3 1/2?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:12 PM (laMCB)

156 D'ja ever notice Godzilla never eats anything?

How do it live?
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:05 PM (MDgS
------
Some prefer to do their eating in private.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (QNcbF)

157 Eventually someone will nuke DC, resulting in a complete breakdown in central national authority. Then will come the extra-interesting times.


I read that at first as extra innings--free baseball

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (wkuqO)

158
States go back to being nation states.

I have no problemo with that.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (MDgS8)

159
I'm sorry to hear that, DangerGirl.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:08 PM (sdi6R)



Thanks. It's ok. She's lived a long, fruitful, 90 year life. While it sucks, at the same time, it's kind of ok.


My concern today is with the friends of my 33 year old online gamer friend who passed this morning from liver failure. Too fucking young. Too. Fucking. Young.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (q20+R)

160 Victorian orphanage. Wee tyke looking sad. "Democrats stole $11,000 for a party from these children."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oliver Twist: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
The Beadle: "MORE!? We can't afford more gruel, the democrats took the food budget for a party."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (tgnRB)

161 Let's see; that would be one Woodrow Wilson and one Salmon P. Chase.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 18, 2015 09:14 PM (+jijM)

162 158
States go back to being nation states.

I have no problemo with that.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:13 PM (MDgS


Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of California, the DPRC.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:14 PM (laMCB)

163 Hey NoVaMoMee folk, thrash that out over the drinks and hijinks.

Should the Horde make a 'disaster' movie about oh alien monsters attacking DC? Should we form Moron Productions LLC? Start crowdfunding.

Pitch it as 'Don't you ever wish to participate in blowing up DC like in Mars Attacks! Well here is your chance.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:14 PM (oBUqt)

164 Come on, they deserve a few "twinkies" every now & then.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Of course they do, but that's like imitation Twinkie grade.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 18, 2015 09:14 PM (F0Cog)

165 156 He lives off radiation.Seems to like power lines too.Actually I saw that in the original there was a scene where he ate a cow but they cut it because the cow was the wrong scale and made Godzilla seem too small.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:15 PM (sPO3u)

166 Bye Jane. I'm thinking about and saying prayers for D'oh Boy.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 09:15 PM (q20+R)

167 Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of California, the DPRC.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh

More like: the Democratic Egalitarian Republic of the People, the DERP.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 09:15 PM (tgnRB)

168 Balsam at 103, I nominate you for the most depressing comment in history.

And I love that word "whipsawed". That's a fucking awesome word.

Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 09:16 PM (pCf+a)

169 Obama did sound very angry commenting on the church
shooting.The kind of anger he can't manage to work up for dead
diplomats,soldiers or massive incompetence by his administration.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:07 PM (sPO3u)


Can you imagine the outrage in Obama's speech if it had been a mosque?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)

170 Thank Gawd I left SoCal.
I fear it's so fucked up it will never return to it's former glory.

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:17 PM (y+J3v)

171 DERP, more commonly known as Pacifica. A land awash in new citizens and no water.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:18 PM (oBUqt)

172 @4: "Come the Revolution will there be enough lamp posts?"

Please - as if any of you peasants will actually do anything. Let's face it, you were all born to grovel. We've been openly daring you to try it for decades and.....[crickets]. That said, the looks that will be on some of your faces when you're kneeling next to the pits will be absolutely priceless. For while you lot don't have the will, we absolutely do.

Posted by: The Government at June 18, 2015 09:19 PM (amQXf)

173 169 Obama did sound very angry commenting on the church
shooting.The kind of anger he can't manage to work up for dead
diplomats,soldiers or massive incompetence by his administration.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:07 PM (sPO3u)

Can you imagine the outrage in Obama's speech if it had been a mosque?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)


TW!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:19 PM (laMCB)

174 DERP, more commonly known as Pacifica. A land awash in new citizens and no water.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:18 PM (oBUqt)

It would help if they let a non native bait fish suffer, but then everything is more important than humans. 2nd biggie would keep the illegals out and not invite them here.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 09:20 PM (wkuqO)

175
138 Obama did sound very angry commenting on the church shooting.The kind of anger he can't manage to work up for dead diplomats,soldiers or massive incompetence by his administration.
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 09:07 PM (sPO3u)



It's the kind of anger he only shows concerning gun control and his efforts at it being thwarted.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2015 09:20 PM (z/Ubi)

176 Sorry about your friend, DG.

I wonder what programs the money comes from to front the world trips of the first wimmen's vacations abroad. With granny and various nieces and friends and convoy of security. Frugal they ain't.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 09:20 PM (FCPu0)

177 D'ja ever notice Godzilla never eats anything?

How do it live?

Posted by: Rocket Train


Does push-ups until his butthole sucks buttermilk?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 09:21 PM (uctT+)

178 Shall see you all before the sun comes up. Have yourselves a wonderful night.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 09:21 PM (q20+R)

179 night dg

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 09:21 PM (Cq0oW)

180 We should give them a block grant for this. That way the local officials have more accountability when spending other people's money"

Posted by: gop brain trust at June 18, 2015 09:21 PM (LWu6U)

181 169
Can you imagine the outrage in Obama's speech if it had been a mosque?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)



Oh yes, I sure can.

I can also imagine the completely flat and disinterested tone of voice he uses when he is required to "condemn" an ISIS atrocity for political expediency. Because I have heard it.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

182 Ok not going for a hike. Forgot brother has a date. I have the duty with bil in town.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:22 PM (/3sWP)

183 But seriously.....Godzilla never eats with all that Japanese food everywhere...

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:22 PM (MDgS8)

184 @11: Fuck the children.

Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:34 PM (q20+R)

********

That's our job

Posted by: Assorted ISIS Imams at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (fLKzW)


Nobody, but nobody, horns in on *our* territory.

Posted by: Teacher's Unions Across America at June 18, 2015 09:23 PM (amQXf)

185 Posted by: The Government at June 18, 2015 09:19 PM (amQXf)

My nephew opined that we should just start quietly building guillotines in town squares.

I think the idea has merit, but frankly I just don't trust the idiot 52% not to turn us all in to the Special Counter-Whatever Task Force.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:23 PM (laMCB)

186 185
My nephew opined that we should just start quietly building guillotines in town squares.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:23 PM (laMCB)


Does he have a newsletter, perchance?

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 18, 2015 09:25 PM (LWu6U)

188 Unless the Pope can control the weather he should keep his nose out of the global warming bullshit.

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:27 PM (y+J3v)

189 Evening my pretty Hordelings.

I want a Manhattan but all I have are green maraschino cherries. Is that too transgressive? Or just the right amount of strange, like an Orion slave?

I think Kirk would approve. I'm doing it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:27 PM (jR7Wy)

190
Speaking of government disdain for citizens; is anyone else dealing with the census nazis over the American Community Survey?

What Truck Monkey said.

There is a ton of info about the ACS on the internet. It boils down to the fact that nobody's been prosecuted for not complying, mostly because the Chamber of Commerce knows a judge would strike it down in a heartbeat if the issue ever saw the inside of a court room.

Posted by: PPs43 at June 18, 2015 09:27 PM (gs8t9)

191 Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

Nope. Maybe he got the idea from one.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 18, 2015 09:28 PM (laMCB)

192 189 Evening my pretty Hordelings.
I want a Manhattan but all I have are green maraschino cherries. Is that too transgressive? Or just the right amount of strange, like an Orion slave?
I think Kirk would approve. I'm doing it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:27 PM (jR7Wy)

Eros! Go for it! I'm gonna go mix a couple up myself

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:29 PM (/3sWP)

193 Eris. Autocumber over rode my correction.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:31 PM (/3sWP)

194 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2015 09:31 PM (KCxzN)

195 Any of the horde using Periscope?

Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 18, 2015 09:32 PM (y+J3v)

196 I absolutely refuse to answer any census questions other than my name, address, and the number of people in my house.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

197 Eros! Go for it! I'm gonna go mix a couple up myself
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 09:29 PM (/3sWP)
---
No, you were correct. Eros shows up after a couple Manhattans.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:33 PM (jR7Wy)

198 Autocucumber has only sex on it's mind.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:33 PM (MDgS8)

199
Eros shoes up after a few Manattans


Bown chicka bown bownnnnnnnn

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 09:35 PM (MDgS8)

200 >>> I absolutely refuse to answer any census questions other than my name, address, and the number of people in my house.

I refuse to answer the census until 2020.

Posted by: fluffy at June 18, 2015 09:35 PM (2iV3X)

201 And then Ares crashes the party to see what his sister is up to. And to escape Aphrodite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:37 PM (oBUqt)

202 The latest photo of Roof they have on DM he looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 18, 2015 09:39 PM (iQIUe)

203 I read the headline thinking DC Comics, and I was pissed. Then I realized it was District of Columbia and shrugged.

Posted by: ScottO at June 18, 2015 09:39 PM (8YE33)

204 The "Like a Rolling Stone" link in the sidebar isn't working for me.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

205 They deserve nothing better than the Ceausescu "soluion:"
Ceausescu execution ITN 1989 - YouTube

Posted by: DeVan at June 18, 2015 09:41 PM (IoKYE)

206 Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

I often wonder... when they say the white population is dropping big time in this country, how much of that is from ass holes like me who check "other" and write in "American" for race?

Posted by: mynewhandle at June 18, 2015 09:41 PM (AkOaV)

207 Fetal alcohol? That ain't a baby... he is pure 100% evil concentrate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:42 PM (oBUqt)

208 203 I read the headline thinking DC Comics, and I was pissed. Then I realized it was District of Columbia and shrugged.

Naah, we're just planning how to screw up The Batman next. Come to think of it, that is a lot like stealing from children.

Posted by: DC Comics at June 18, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)

209 Ahhhh...I added a dash of Mathilde Orange XO and three f*cking green cherries because Entropy and The Center Cannot Hold and There Are No Rules Anymore.

Why did I ever leave you, booze? You soothe my weary brow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:44 PM (jR7Wy)

210 Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:44 PM (jR7Wy)


I like the way you think!

Perchance dost thou have a newsletter?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:45 PM (ftVQq)

211 Mothra just starting on TCM

Posted by: The Kaijus Hat at June 18, 2015 09:45 PM (7YlUk)

212 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM


The return of Voldemort?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 09:46 PM (brIR5)

213 They deserve nothing better than the Ceausescu "soluion:"
Ceausescu execution ITN 1989 - YouTube
Posted by: DeVan

I remember watching a documentary on Ceausescu, they had a Romanian artist on who said something to the effect of: "it was sickening to watch artists of such talent and creativity falling over themselves to flatter two people of such low intelligence and class." I was struck by how history repeats itself.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 09:47 PM (tgnRB)

214 212 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for?
Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM


Don't forget me!

Posted by: The Bubonic Plague at June 18, 2015 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

215 Perchance dost thou have a newsletter?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:45 PM (ftVQq)
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It's written on a cocktail napkin **fumbles around in pockets** Here it is! **presents lipstick-smeared manifesto**

So are you gonna be at the Gathering tomorrow?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)

216 Mothra?

https://youtu.be/g5qMaTgb4cg

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:48 PM (oBUqt)

217 About 30 people attended the event at the Pacific Palisades home of Chuck Lorre, executive producer of Two and a Half Men. Tickets for what was billed as an intimate discussion with the president sold for up to $33,400 each, with proceeds going to the Democratic National Committee.

Among those attending were Kiefer Sutherland, Matthew Perry, Conan O'Brien, UTA's Jay Sures, Bob Broder, Tennis Channel CEO Ken Solomon and writer-producer James Burrows.

Next on Obama's agenda was a larger, $2,500-per-person event at the home of Tyler Perry. Perry is a longtime supporter who also held a fundraiser for Obama's re-election campaign in Atlanta.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 18, 2015 09:50 PM (iQIUe)

218 So are you gonna be at the Gathering tomorrow?



Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)

Yes, but I am going incognito so no one will recognize me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:51 PM (ftVQq)

219 Hrothgar is breathing a sigh of relief as I won't be able to attend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (oBUqt)

220 Yes, but I am going incognito so no one will recognize me!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:51 PM (ftVQq)
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Won't the horned helm and battleaxe give you away?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)

221 If you think about it, the SCOAMF is sort of a giant petulant child ... so clearly eligible for a children's program's money.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (0NdlF)

222 So ...


... is this Ace's effort to change the subject ? Because the subject is "White Kid Shoots Black People".


Which makes Ace nervous. And twitchy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 09:53 PM (FAbks)

223 "Mothra just starting on TCM"


Well, that's no good. They're all speaking Chinese or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 09:53 PM (mm57t)

224 219 Hrothgar is breathing a sigh of relief as I won't be able to attend.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (oBUqt)
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But surely some day? Kaboom-a-Palooza, if it ever manifests in the physical plane?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:54 PM (jR7Wy)

225 Won't the horned helm and battleaxe give you away?



Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)


Darn it, I knew there was some little detail I had forgotten!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:54 PM (ftVQq)

226 The balls on this guy.

Posted by: Tom Brady at June 18, 2015 09:54 PM (Dwehj)

227 well ace poops himself around brown people

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 09:55 PM (Cq0oW)

228 I'm sure Democrats reading the headline here said, "All right! $110,000! Way to go!"

Expecting them to feel ashamed of their behavior requires them to feel shame in the first place. And they do not. They share very few human characteristics of the nobler variety.

Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 09:55 PM (xjpRj)

229 So question for the day: If the revolution never comes, then what else is there to hope for? Posted by: Pastafarian at June 18, 2015 08:44 PM

SMOD.

Posted by: SMOD! at June 18, 2015 09:55 PM (0NdlF)

230 You mean KA-BOOM-a-Palooza. Oh yeah.

Just have to remember to bring bail money and personal MRAP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (oBUqt)

231 Hey, where's our money?

Posted by: The Chirruns at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (Dwehj)

232 All packed for the NoVaMoMe, Mrs Hades modeled a few outfits for me and I let her pick out my tie...and then she was a bit upset that I hadn't specified that I would be wearing the kilt.


Alas, it will be the tactikilt again, I'm still a bit large for the Edzell tartan.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (UQGss)

233
Ah, those kids would have just grown up to be Republicans.

Posted by: Judge Dredd at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (/EkKm)

234 Hrothgar is breathing a sigh of relief as I won't be able to attend.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:52 PM (oBUqt)

*looks around nervously after Anna's "the leg of a mule" comment*

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (ftVQq)

235
Tumbrels / Pikes 2016

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 18, 2015 09:57 PM (95CzI)

236 Fuck the children.
Posted by: DangerGirl in a daze at June 18, 2015 08:34 PM (q20+R)
********
That's our job
Posted by: Assorted ISIS Imams at June 18, 2015 08:36 PM (fLKzW)

Get in line, camel jockeys.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (nCKKS)

237 What's this about mules?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (0NdlF)

238 Tar/Feathers 2016

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (jR7Wy)

239 Did anyone else mention the theft was from the 2009 inauguration?

Something something swift and certain justice something something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (tYjyR)

240 Just have to remember to bring bail money and personal MRAP.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (oBUqt)

I thought the entry fee was to establish a bail fund nest egg?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (ftVQq)

241 zombie FDR is happy today. The supreme court is now the political body he always wanted. Un-elected and appointed for life. That might be on the list for a change after the revolution (3).

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (wkuqO)

242 SMOD is all talk, no action.

Posted by: The recently reconstituted 1918 flu virus at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

243 "Message: 'I literally don't give a fuck.'"

@markknoller 26m
Tomorrow in L.A., Pres Obama sits for a WTF podcast interview with Marc Maron. Then to San Fran for a speech and 2 more Dem fundraisers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 09:59 PM (uctT+)

244 Alas, it will be the tactikilt again, I'm still a bit large for the Edzell tartan.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 09:56 PM (UQGss)
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I heartily approve of the tactikilt. Look forward to seeing you and all the other miscreants tomorrow!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:59 PM (jR7Wy)

245 235
Tumbrels / Pikes 2016

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 18, 2015 09:57 PM (95CzI)



I am so going to get that bumper sticker made.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

246
SMOD is all talk, no action.

Posted by: The recently reconstituted 1918 flu virus at June 18, 2015 09:58 PM (sdi6R)


I might have something to say about that!

Posted by: Live Anthrax samples at June 18, 2015 10:01 PM (ftVQq)

247 I heartily approve of the tactikilt. Look forward to seeing you and all the other miscreants tomorrow!



Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:59 PM (jR7Wy)


As am I, and also looking forward to introducing Mrs Hades to the moron/ettes. I think she'll be fine.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:01 PM (UQGss)

248 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 18, 2015 09:47 PM (tgnRB)

========

Saw a doc where a Romanian woman kept saying how she had to watch the execution tape over and over again b/c it was so exciting knowing they were dead, romanians could hardly comprehend it.

We, unfortunately, were denied the same catharsis with OBL.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 18, 2015 10:02 PM (iQIUe)

249 209 Ahhhh...I added a dash of Mathilde Orange XO and three f*cking green cherries because
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 09:44 PM (jR7Wy)

Got mine mixed & poured too. Slainte!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (/3sWP)

250 As am I, and also looking forward to introducing Mrs Hades to the moron/ettes. I think she'll be fine.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:01 PM (UQGss)

That you would even think of bringing her to the MoMee speaks highly of her!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (ftVQq)

251 Then to San Fran for a speech and 2 more Dem fundraisers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 09:59 PM (uctT+)
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Why the everloving f*ck is this fop still doing fundraisers? And he really isn't a Democrat, he's a Demagogue who put his own graven image and personal logo before that of his professed party. It really is the Decline and Fall without the orgies and gladiators. I want me some gladiators!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (jR7Wy)

252 Mmm. Mmm. Mmmmm.
Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: The Children at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (z5jjB)

253 Torches/Pitchforks 2016

Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (OVbfU)

254 So yesterday my uncle Al died and my grand-nephew Bentley was born. Circle of life indeed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (UQGss)

255 Got mine mixed & poured too. Slainte!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (/3sWP)
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Raises glass: To the Revolution!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (jR7Wy)

256 253 Torches/Pitchforks 2016
Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (OVbfU)


That might be more succinct.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

257 That you would even think of bringing her to the MoMee speaks highly of her!


Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (ftVQq)


That she said "Sounds like fun!" when I asked her about it speaks highly of her.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:06 PM (UQGss)

258 Pertaining to nothing ...


... that Ace may be full of shit regarding White Guilt, Gay Marriage, and the general notion that Words Can Change Things ...


... but the Ewok knows a good set of Tits and Ass when he sees one. Exhibit A ... Lucy Vixen.


Honestly ... she's the most important thing I've ever learned about on this blog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:06 PM (FAbks)

259 Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm.

Posted by: Broke Ass Chirruns at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (nCKKS)

260 So ...


... is this Ace's effort to change the subject ? Because the subject is "White Kid Shoots Black People".


Which makes Ace nervous. And twitchy.




4 of 13 threads today, 4 of 11 if you don't count the EMT and the Dump.

How much more is there to say?

Posted by: Storm Surge at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (rwI+c)

261 The perfect Manhattan.

Was a project, in the 1940s. Manhattan > Sake'



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (RzZOc)

262 Raises glass: To the Revolution!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (jR7Wy)


Iced tea for me right now. Bourbon all afternoon.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (UQGss)

263 Torches/Pitchforks 2016


Posted by: davidt at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (OVbfU)

There will be no revolution, only a slow sad slide into foot-noted lies in a Progressive history book!

Posted by: John Benedict Boehner at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (ftVQq)

264 251
Why the everloving f*ck is this fop still doing fundraisers? And he really isn't a Democrat, he's a Demagogue who put his own graven image and personal logo before that of his professed party.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:04 PM (jR7Wy)


The Treasury announced today that the historic woman to grace the new ten-dollar bill will be Barack Obama.

Posted by: The Children at June 18, 2015 10:07 PM (z5jjB)

265 my grand-nephew Bentley

That's a white privilege name if I ever heard one.

Posted by: Peterless S. Hall at June 18, 2015 10:08 PM (Dwehj)

266

I'm gonna blow Conan tonight!

Tee Hee!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 18, 2015 10:08 PM (y/p2Y)

267 That she said "Sounds like fun!" when I asked her about it speaks highly of her.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:06 PM (UQGss)


There you go!

Posted by: John Benedict Boehner at June 18, 2015 10:08 PM (ftVQq)

268 CROMMMMMM!

Posted by: Conan at June 18, 2015 10:08 PM (rwI+c)

269 229 SMOD.
Posted by: SMOD! at June 18, 2015 09:55 PM (0NdlF)

Posted by: Matt Damon! at June 18, 2015 10:08 PM (/3sWP)

270 Off damn sock!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:09 PM (ftVQq)

271 251: i want me some orgies and some vomitoriums. Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

272 Why the everloving f*ck is this fop still doing fundraisers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris .


Because your kids aren't going to be propagandized for free, yo!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (uctT+)

273 Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.

He's the SoS now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

274 271
251: i want me some orgies and some vomitoriums. Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)


Uh...

Posted by: Kerry at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (OVbfU)

275 How much more is there to say?


Not much ... random statistical event happened.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (FAbks)

276 Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:09 PM (ucDmr)

Already done, except he is now Secretariat of State!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (ftVQq)

277 Jinx

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

278 Why the long face?

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 18, 2015 10:11 PM (Dwehj)

279 It's a more polite way to steal their lunch money.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:11 PM (nqBYe)

280 Welp, more interesting things happening at the Refuge than hanging out here IYKWIM(AITYD). Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 18, 2015 10:11 PM (UQGss)

281 Here it comes...

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 18, 2015 10:11 PM (OVbfU)

282 i want me some orgies and some vomitoriums. Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo


/pedantnotreallysorry

Vomitorium = exit from a forum or building.

Nothing more.

/pedantnotreallysorry

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (uctT+)

283 Also a horse serving as a sitting senator.

Horses would be a big improvement over the lot we have now. A horse would at least vote "neigh" with regularity...

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (a42f0)

284 255 Raises glass: To the Revolution!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (jR7Wy)

Hmmmm. How about restoring the Republic to what was intended? No ammo for fat Trudy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (/3sWP)

285 Not much ... random statistical event happened.


Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:10 PM (FAbks)


Six sigma events never occur,
Very often!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (ftVQq)

286 Obama, "I'm way more important than you pissants"

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (nqBYe)

287 No,no, I mean like Trigger or some shit. not a botoxed brain dead, poo flinging moron.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

288 Bonk Bonk on my head!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 18, 2015 10:13 PM (y/p2Y)

289 c'mon valjar ,let's go partay, ha-ha-ha- ha.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:13 PM (nqBYe)

290 ...except he is now Secretariat of State!

there has not been one piece of "news" about him in a week

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2015 10:13 PM (KCxzN)

291 I'm a little hoarse.

Posted by: that guy with laryngitis angling for a sweet gig in the Senate at June 18, 2015 10:14 PM (otdFD)

292 Actually, Ace posted 7 threads today, 4 on the fucknut shooter. Seriously, some assholes just gotta asshole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

293 There used to be something that society would do with criminals. Now, what was that? It was called, um, punishment, I think. Why don't we try that again? Let's start at the very top. With the worst of the criminals.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2015 10:14 PM (go5uR)

294 I want a 12" pianist!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at June 18, 2015 10:14 PM (y/p2Y)

295 Obama, "I'm way more important than you pissants"

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (nqBYe)

Why it's almost like the royalty has been re-established when we weren't paying attention!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (ftVQq)

296 "Of Course: DC Officials Stole $110,000 From Children's Program to Fund Obama's Inaugural Ball"
------------------

Pffft. Small potatoes. Anthony Foxx (then Mayor of Charlotte), as co-chair for the Democratic National Convention, arranged for a $10 MILLLION dollar loan to fund the convention in Charlotte. He and his cohort then walked away from the loan. Just walked away. Defaulted.

Was there a fraud investigation? Why..., no.

And where is Foxx now?, why he is Secretary of Transportation. Oddly, he has never, to my knowledge worked in the industry.

Posted by: Storm Troopers and Storm Sewers Almagamated 105 at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ)

297 290: pretty sure he is pissing the bed as we speak. What a fucking embarrassment.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (ucDmr)

298 Man, I can barely keep a sip of booze down. Kinda worried about my showing at the MoMee tomorrow. Now I have performance anxiety!
**munches maraschino cherry**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)

299 Sheds Stormy sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ)

300 Let's start at the very top. With the worst of the criminals.

Woah, woah, woah. I hope you don't have jurisdiction over that private island Penny Pritzker is buying me.

Posted by: President Choomsauce at June 18, 2015 10:16 PM (otdFD)

301 and srsly what did 110 K buy them?
it would have paid for a new home for some poor child, i bet it paid for Union grounds clean up for Obamabots

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:16 PM (nqBYe)

302 "there has not been one piece of "news" about him in a week"

Assassination attempts will make you keep your head down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:17 PM (mm57t)

303 OK, I can't figure out how to create something on Zazzle. The website doesn't seem to be working for me.

I've bought a few things from there.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

304 Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)


Just remember to clear the area before you swing the sword!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:17 PM (ftVQq)

305 Hrothgar, I always wanted me vary own King and Queen to curtsey' to.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:18 PM (nqBYe)

306 If we are going to have 'royalty' then lets bring in Prince Harry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 10:19 PM (oBUqt)

307 and srsly what did 110 K buy them?

Heck, I spend that on lunch.

Posted by: Mister Boo Boo at June 18, 2015 10:20 PM (W5DcG)

308 284 255 Raises glass: To the Revolution!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (jR7Wy)

Hmmmm. How about restoring the Republic to what was intended? No ammo for fat Trudy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 10:12 PM (/3sWP)
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Yes, of course! But before Restoration, maybe just a little...realignment?

Col. Hunter Gathers explains the mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsyRcJkt2UU

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)

309 Heck, I spend that on lunch.
Posted by: Mister Boo Boo
-----------------

I leave that in tips.

Posted by: Nipper at June 18, 2015 10:22 PM (F2IAQ)

310 Why people come here to bitch about the content is a mystery to me but there have been self-important dickweeds complaining in all the threads today. The internet is vast, find something to your liking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:23 PM (rwI+c)

311 I always thought they shot a horse with a broken leg. The advances in veterinary medicine are amazing.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 18, 2015 10:23 PM (+jijM)

312 Just remember to clear the area before you swing the sword!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2015 10:17 PM (ftVQq)
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That IS how I clear the area, baby!
***swish swish chop***

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (jR7Wy)

313 Well ... if we're going to revolt ...


... I nominate Lucy Vixen. And by nominate, I mean "I have a blunt instrument and I'm not afraid to use it on her behalf".


Who can fucking top that ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (FAbks)

314 Col. Hunter Gathers explains the mission:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsyRcJkt2UU
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Still don't understand those show runners' obsession with Teh Gheys and child molestation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (uctT+)

315 Barack Obama doesn't care about child people.

Posted by: Kanye West at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (QNcbF)

316 Is this country really worth saving for these progressive fucktards? I really don't feel like working that hard to keep these phucksticks in charge. There must be a mission statement, or no deal. Fuck em let em live with the shit they dumped.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (ucDmr)

317 and srsly what did 110 K buy them?

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:16 PM

A buffet of blow for Barry.

Posted by: otho at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (d8udV)

318 BOOROCK; i face this challenge with profound HUMILITY (NOT). if we are willing to work for it , we will look back, and have freeish birth control i have BRIDGE FOR SALE. AND EVERYONE APPLAUDED. care for the sick ,and jobs for jobless and rise of the oceans slow and planets heal..

crash the economy..

and his voters are retards.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:25 PM (nqBYe)

319 PO'D beyond all belief at the House and local rep rouzer (no caps intended for the DRSOB). Good day yesterday though. Took grandson on a birthday fishing trip along with a fishing/golf buddy and his grandson and joined as a surprise by my son. Great day on the water. More than enough fish to keep it interesting for two young'uns who never looked 360* and never saw land (called the hill locally). The little one helps keep me "centered".

Posted by: Agitator at June 18, 2015 10:25 PM (K587v)

320 I am probably late but he only got 36 days of actual prison time. To be served on weekends. Disgusting.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 18, 2015 10:25 PM (/HC6x)

321 Assassination attempts will make you keep your head down.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:17 PM


^^This.

'sposedly, he's been back to "work" since Tuesday

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (KCxzN)

322 If we are going to have 'royalty' then lets bring in Prince Harry.

We already have royalty.

Her Majesty AlextheChick the First, Empress of Alextopia and the protectorates of the United States and Peruvia.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (UVfht)

323 Why people come here to bitch about the content is a mystery to me but there have been self-important dickweeds complaining in all the threads today. The internet is vast, find something to your liking.
Posted by: Grump
-----------------

Agreed.
Punishment threads from Maet are bad enough. Prodding The Ewok is a really, really foolish thing to do, besides, it's his place....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (F2IAQ)

324 Was getting ready to bask in the glow of Queen Vixen ... and then teen child came stomping through the living room.


Soon though. Soon. I'm loyal like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (FAbks)

325 The sky is blue, the grass is green, crooked politicians reroute money from programs for their own benefit.

"We were gonna put it back! Honest!" They say. Yeah, whatever, it's all OK if it celebrates the greater glory of The Obamessiah, right?

Now I hear some of that thunderous applause Amidala was talking 'bout in "Revenge of the Sith." Yea verily, the Decline is upon us, and soon must come the Fall. And some of the little bastards want us to fall very hard, very fast.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (ry4ab)

326

Leeeerrrrooy Jeeeeennnnkkins !!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at June 18, 2015 10:27 PM (y/p2Y)

327 Ace allows more free speech than the state of Texas or Canada.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 10:29 PM (wkuqO)

328 For the children.

Posted by: Lauren at June 18, 2015 10:30 PM (c9ezG)

329 just waiting for all the healing of the planets and peoples and stuff.

taps toes, still waiting..

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:30 PM (nqBYe)

330 Still don't understand those show runners' obsession with Teh Gheys and child molestation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (uctT+)
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Don't forget the gender reassignment surgery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)

331 "Prodding The Ewok is a really, really foolish thing to do, besides, it's his place...."


Yes and yes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:31 PM (mm57t)

332 We already have royalty.

Her Majesty AlextheChick the First, Empress of Alextopia and the protectorates of the United States and Peruvia.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2015 10:26 PM (UVfht)
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And she's a working empress. Not like that layabout POS.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:31 PM (jR7Wy)

333 The HQ is the best value in entertainment on the webz. Authors *and* commenters.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:32 PM (rwI+c)

334 And she's a working empress. Not like that layabout POS.

The peasants aren't going to oppress themselves, you know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:32 PM (rwI+c)

335 Box People ... this shit will get better if we just elect more Republicans.


They only control 2/2 pieces of the Legislature, and nominated 5/9 Justices.


Would you people PLEASE dial back your expectations.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:33 PM (FAbks)

336 Is this country really worth saving for these progressive fucktards? I really don't feel like working that hard to keep these phucksticks in charge. There must be a mission statement, or no deal. Fuck em let em live with the shit they dumped.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo


It's worth saving if but for nothing else than that what was given freely in its defense.

I'm not convinced it's possible to save, but our outlook is shaped by our short lives, an understanding of a flawed humanity, and a disbelief that History is directional.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:33 PM (uctT+)

337 Prodding The Ewok

No way am I looking that up on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: that guy who wishes to remain sane at June 18, 2015 10:34 PM (otdFD)

338 And she's a working empress... plus, when you ask if you can do something with her stool, it's not a ghey joke!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at June 18, 2015 10:34 PM (y/p2Y)

339 a measly 110 k, even the little amts (unlike the trillions) theft is not beneath them.

i imagine their pockets are all feeling really stuffed now i wonder if they will have to procure swiss accts .

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:34 PM (nqBYe)

340 171
DERP, more commonly known as Pacifica. A land awash in new citizens and no water.
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How's it goin' out there in Mos Angeles and Mos Fresno, Anna?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 10:34 PM (ry4ab)

341 anything left resembling America worth saving?

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:35 PM (nqBYe)

342 "Democrats stole $11,000 for a party from these children."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 09:11 PM (oBUqt)
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110,000. 11k is chump change. Remember the J-Z gala where they spent 180k on a champagne tower?
Funny thing is liberals who would be outraged at such extravegance perpetrated by a conservative, agonizing about all the 3rd worlder children it would feed don't give a rip about this. I guess feeding Obama is some kind of vicarious atonement that is the equivalent of feeding several thousand third world children. Because he's black, and stuffing his and Mooch's faces atones for white guilt.

Posted by: Kanye West at June 18, 2015 10:36 PM (mG3Qj)

343 341 anything left resembling America worth saving?
Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:35 PM (nqBYe)


Hmmmm, the cities?

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 10:37 PM (wkuqO)

344 anything left resembling America worth saving?


Nope. But I'll bet you a shiny nickel that folks are compelled against their will to do so before it's all done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:37 PM (FAbks)

345 "anything left resembling America worth saving?"

I'd say yes and it could be. But, not with the current Federal Government structure and dominant two-party system feeding it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:37 PM (mm57t)

346 And the DJIA went up almost a point and a half today. The world has gone mad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:38 PM (rwI+c)

347 "Hmmmm, the cities?"


Heh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:38 PM (mm57t)

348 And I'll double that bet that some on here will support the effort ...


... because 'Merica.


Mark my words.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 18, 2015 10:38 PM (FAbks)

349 The people's house is dominated by the speaker. House rules keep your representative from representing you. It is a power rigged game.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 10:39 PM (wkuqO)

350 I'd say yes and it could be. But, not with the current Federal Government structure and dominant two-party system feeding it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:37 PM (mm57t)

and that will not change, they will never let go of the power they've accumulated.

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:40 PM (nqBYe)

351 Eventually you run out of other people's money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:41 PM (rwI+c)

352 The people's house is dominated by the speaker. House rules keep your representative from representing you. It is a power rigged game.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 10:39 PM (wkuqO)


Word.

Posted by: Joseph Gurney Cannon at June 18, 2015 10:42 PM (7YlUk)

353 Watched the "Sons of Liberty" DVD today. The history bore little resemblance to fact but the overriding theme that one man could find enough other men to defend a fledgling nation against an imperial power was food for thought.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 10:42 PM (5T+Iq)

354 Eventually you run out of other people's money.

All is well.

Posted by: Janet Yellin at June 18, 2015 10:42 PM (W5DcG)

355 Taxes and the income tax your grandchildren MUST pay pays for my paedophilial Grand Show.
Dood, these counties in your capitol are chock full of underage marks.
More importantly: willing and eager parents, and legal (illegal) cover.

Posted by: Ahmed Boehner Abu McTurtle Baraka O'Bomber (NOT Black) at June 18, 2015 10:43 PM (NFrLj)

356 I will say this, in my youth I did not believe that people could have too much money and considered the idea rank communism. Now, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:43 PM (rwI+c)

357 exdem13, Mos Angeles. Ha!

Have some Bantha Beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 10:44 PM (oBUqt)

358 351 Eventually you run out of other people's money food.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:41 PM (rwI+c)

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 18, 2015 10:44 PM (+jijM)

359 The horde is my only hope for this once great country. I wish there were more of us. The clueless idiots in charge now will get us all killed before it gets fixed. The Leviathon is out of control and I see no way to stop it. short of starvation. Somehow, I think they will starve us first.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)

360 I'm reading the list of grievances against the Crown in the Declaration of Independence and it's unsettling how pertinent to our current situation they are.

* making us subject to the laws of foreign governments
* creating new public offices in order to send large groups of government officials to harass the people and take their wealth
* appointing puppet judges
* stirring up rebellions among us and convincing the violent populations to kill us
* repeatedly shutting down parts of the government that represent the people

... and on and on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:45 PM (jR7Wy)

361 "and that will not change, they will never let go of the power they've accumulated."


And thus the conundrum we face.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:45 PM (mm57t)

362 That IS how I clear the area, baby!

***swish swish chop***
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 10:24 PM (jR7Wy)


Note to self:

*Dig out all the trauma bandages if I go to a MoMee*

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2015 10:47 PM (3pRHP)

363 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 18, 2015 10:48 PM (KCxzN)

364 And the DJIA went up almost a point and a half today. The world has gone mad.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Good thing I'm still shitting my pants.

"Latest forecast - June 16, 2015

The GDP nowcast moved back down to 1.9 percent after this morning's housing starts release from the U.S. Census Bureau reduced the forecast for real residential investment growth from 8.8 percent to 6.8 percent."


But I'm just a figment of bloggers according to Mr. Hawaiian Dress.

Posted by: Federal Reserve Bank of ATL at June 18, 2015 10:48 PM (uctT+)

365 345
I'd say yes and it could be. But, not with the current Federal Government structure and dominant two-party system feeding it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:37 PM (mm57t)



The present Federal Government is a greater threat to my liberty than ISIS is.

All the more so since it seems to be allied with the Muslim Brotherhood, and considers me and people like me to be the real threat.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

366 If government is simply a word for what we do together, why weren't we all invited to this party?

Posted by: Kanye West at June 18, 2015 10:48 PM (p7dd/)

367 I think a lot of those people will start running with scissors.
Or succumb to an unknown allergic reaction.
In those counties where the government rules.
As opposed (as in "opposed") to The People.

Posted by: The Inevitable Accumulation of Actuarial Statistics at June 18, 2015 10:49 PM (NFrLj)

368 What's that? "For the Children?"

Not so much


(And yesterday we found out old Hills took $200K from Boys and Girls clube for the very important....speech she gave them. For that price I'm guessing she didn't bother using original material.)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 10:49 PM (k2QA3)

369
just waiting for all the healing of the planets and peoples and stuff.

taps toes, still waiting..

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:30 PM (nqBYe)









Hell, I'm still waiting for my Skittles-shitting unicorn. Fuckin' UPS must have lost it. Again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2015 10:50 PM (+OXwX)

370 Watched the "Sons of Liberty" DVD today. The history bore little resemblance to fact but the overriding theme that one man could find enough other men to defend a fledgling nation against an imperial power was food for thought.
Posted by: Ben Had


Try "Turn" on AMC next.

Yes, infected with TEH MORAL AMBUGOOITY, but the production is 100x better.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:51 PM (uctT+)

371 368: She has no original material. She's a queen sized hack.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:51 PM (ucDmr)

372 " short of starvation. "


That sort of seems the best route to me. It will involve a lot of people leaving their jobs, trading and bartering, reducing the taxes the government can collect greatly. Of course, that means no bennies and a lot physical work and so on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:51 PM (mm57t)

373 willow - that's no longer available, but Obama's got something much. much better for us: oceans of tomorrow OR skies of tomorrow.
You pick....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 10:51 PM (k2QA3)

374 "The present Federal Government is a greater threat to my liberty than ISIS is. "


I've said this before, but I was listening to a local radio show recently and a caller had that same sentiment. Said he'd rather be fighting ISIS for his civil rights at this point than his own government.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:52 PM (mm57t)

375 It will involve a lot of people leaving their jobs, trading and bartering, reducing the taxes the government can collect greatly.

So, we'll be Greece.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:53 PM (rwI+c)

376 Evening horde.

Getting back into the gym after a year more or less of sucks as bad as TFG with Reggie.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 18, 2015 10:53 PM (XAFOu)

377 Dear Maet,

I really need an ONT. By royal demand or something. Like a bullet to take my Hobbit foot pain away. I just had a horrible thought...will the bruising travel to to my toenails, turn them black and they will fall off? Or is the bruising just going to go up my leg like a purple knee sock?

Now, morons, you'd think as a former RN supermodel I would know this bruise movement stuff... but have not followed daily diary's of Hobbit podiatry. I did tear a ligament playing basketball with brothers and sons (fell into ditch trying to save ball as I always injure myself in epic ways. See: burned nose making roux for gumbo story and ED doc asking if I was freebasing like Richard Pryor). I think it was the other foot and it turned purple and swelled immediately and alarmingly vs whacking instep on floor this week.

Why? Why can't I just get a hangnail or something I can hide under clothes. Oh,no, CB. That would require not being an effing moron who clomps down stairs without a light on. ugh. To note: I was sober. This time the ED doctor took one look, said it is not broken but we'll get an x-ray, and moved on.

I think I need one of those anti-gravity relaxation things like Michael Jackson had. It sounded like an iron lung. Also the IV meds.

Thanks to all morons and 'ettes who distract me this year and Ace's Place. Someday I will be normal....breaks into Judy Garland singing Over The Rainbow (note: the acoustics are not as good as last house, either). Surely, once Hobbit foot heals and can prance into back yard, surely there will be reasons for an interpretive I survived moving happy dance. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at June 18, 2015 10:53 PM (FCPu0)

378 " short of starvation. "


That sort of seems the best route to me. It will involve a lot of people leaving their jobs, trading and bartering, reducing the taxes the government can collect greatly. Of course, that means no bennies and a lot physical work and so on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at...


will never happen we can't even get people to quit funding their funders, sports , news, hellywood and silicon valley

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:54 PM (nqBYe)

379 So, we'll be Greece.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Brazil with nukes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 10:55 PM (uctT+)

380 "So, we'll be Greece."


Yeah. We're on the same train they are just several cars back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:56 PM (mm57t)

381 378: True that. The media has molded a country of barely conscious drones. Bunch of fuckin posers. Uneducated barristas.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 10:56 PM (ucDmr)

382 I shall post this here so that there will be an ONT.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 10:56 PM (MDgS8)

383 353
Watched the "Sons of Liberty" DVD today. The history bore little
resemblance to fact but the overriding theme that one man could find
enough other men to defend a fledgling nation against an imperial power
was food for thought.
--------------------------------------

I will have to watch that some time.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 10:57 PM (ry4ab)

384
I think a lot of those people will start running with scissors.
Or succumb to an unknown allergic reaction.
In those counties where the government rules.
As opposed (as in "opposed") to The People.

Posted by: The Inevitable Accumulation of Actuarial Statistics at June 18, 2015 10:49 PM (NFrLj)








As much as I hate these fuckers, I really, Really, REALLY don't wanna go there.

Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo ain't gonna be clean, black and white like the first one. No armies in the field. No set-piece battles. If it happens, it'll be Dirty War, Argentinian-style, but turned up to 11.

And whoever "wins", will also lose, when someone like China or Mexico sweeps in to pick up the pieces.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2015 10:57 PM (+OXwX)

385 Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)


No love for Gamera?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2015 10:57 PM (lxWk3)

386 If it happens, it'll be Dirty War, Argentinian-style, but turned up to 11.

And whoever "wins", will also lose, when someone like China or Mexico sweeps in to pick up the pieces.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2015 10:57 PM

xactly that doesn't seem like a solution to me. unless suicidal

Posted by: willow at June 18, 2015 10:59 PM (nqBYe)

387 "will never happen we can't even get people to quit funding their funders, sports , news, hellywood and silicon valley"


No, not anytime in the very immediate future. Gov't checks still cash. Daytime TV's still on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:59 PM (mm57t)

388 And whoever "wins", will also lose, when someone like China or Mexico sweeps in to pick up the pieces.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----------------------

That seems to be lost in the LIB perspective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 10:59 PM (F2IAQ)

389 Ricardo Kill- Is Barton your congressman?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:00 PM (5T+Iq)

390


That sort of seems the best route to me. It will involve a lot of
people leaving their jobs, trading and bartering, reducing the taxes
the government can collect greatly. Of course, that means no bennies
and a lot physical work and so on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 10:51 PM (mm57t)


Be aware that will also mean garnishment, imprisonment, and a limit to what jobs you are able to take. It may affect your ability to find medical care, own property, and targeting under the drug ware civil forfeiture laws because you clearly are up to no good if you only deal in cash.

And remember, the fragmentation of society at the end of the Roman Empire was one of the elements that made its collapse and subsequent feudalism possible. Everyone went subsistence to keep the tax gatherers away, and there was no cohesion.

Not saying this is not the answer, but be aware going in what the consequences may be.
You might consider joining fraternal societies, by the way.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2015 11:00 PM (3pRHP)

391 346 And the DJIA went up almost a point and a half today. The world has gone mad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 10:38 PM (rwI+c)


That was because it was a Good day for BIG business...

Not for the American worker... but for Crony Capitalists... as it showed that the GOPe led Congress will stay bought...

Posted by: BB Wolf gonna change his name to Cassandra at June 18, 2015 11:00 PM (qh617)

392 357
exdem13, Mos Angeles. Ha!

Have some Bantha Beer.
-----------------
Bantha beer! And bantha beer bread too, found a recipe for it online.

What cocktail is a jawa's favorite? A marTINI!!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:00 PM (ry4ab)

393 Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo ain't gonna be clean, black and white like the first one. No armies in the field. No set-piece battles. If it happens, it'll be Dirty War, Argentinian-style, but turned up to 11.

Sadly I agree. We are less likely to get Revolution than Resistance, and Resistance is just organized murder. You can't get to the High Priest, but he has a mother or a brother or a child. The Sheriff is well armed, but his cousin maybe isn't. Read up on the Sicarii. It's a frightening future to contemplate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (rwI+c)

394 To my delight, I received five 10K thermistors today in the mail. $1.75, no shipping fee.

We have to take our small satisfactions where we can.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (F2IAQ)

395 Things are in place to keep things in place.

Want to starve the Empire of revenue?

Quit your job. Not a good option?

Oh, well.

Empire gets paid.

Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (MQEz6)

396 326 lol

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (dSx1I)

397 Adios Friends. Depression is starting to really piss me off. Fuckin 52%'s. Assholes hope they all lose their ass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (ucDmr)

398 "Ricardo Kill- Is Barton your congressman?"


Here in Tarrant County he is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (mm57t)

399 385
Indomitus Rex or Godzilla on the loose in DC?




Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 08:53 PM (oBUqt)


No love for Gamera?

----------------

Gamera is the friend of children everywhere, and a much better friend than those bastards that stole drug education $$$ to throw a party for The Obamessiah.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:02 PM (ry4ab)

400 Oh, I am thinking of making wine. This house has "cold storage" rooms which I have no idea what to do with. I guess it is where I will tie up husband when he is bad (he is being good now and taking care of me). My RN in ED this week was from Romania and said she and husband make wine. They have grape vines and he also got a bazillion pounds of grapes. If I were not in pain I would have asked for a recipe or something.

Also! I think the x-ray tech sort of flirted with me? I question this as I am olde. He said he would have liked to have met me in other circumstances like in a restaurant. Ok. This was after he had x-rayed my olde foot that needed nail polish and that cheese grater thing that takes off callus. I must be pretty hot still as not wearing make-up and The Zit of The Year on chin. Husband was in hall with hot wine-making nurse from Romania and did not hear this. I was not on drugs (darn it) and was not drinking (darn it and am now on Advil and not drinking darn it).

Ok. I guess I will stomp club-foot downstairs and watch Seinfeld reruns which is what we do. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at June 18, 2015 11:03 PM (FCPu0)

401 And the DJIA went up almost a point and a half today. The world has gone mad.
-------

$85 BILLION a month in funny money can have an interesting effect on the markets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:03 PM (F2IAQ)

402 It's fun being a sociopath. You don't even have to rationalize anything. You don't need to drink to repress your conscience, since there is none.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2015 11:04 PM (QNcbF)

403 Gamera is really neat
Gamera is filled with meat
We've been eating Gamera!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:04 PM (jR7Wy)

404 I want my...

I want my...

I want my

O

N

T

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at June 18, 2015 11:04 PM (7YlUk)

405 "$85 BILLION a month in funny money can have an interesting effect on the markets."


Yeah. When that goes away though, Katy bar the castle moat.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:04 PM (mm57t)

406 Immanentize the ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:05 PM (jR7Wy)

407 Gamera tastes like chicken , oddly enough.

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS8)

408
Immanetize the ONT

No.....it's too early for that!

Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:07 PM (MDgS8)

409 ONT, your punishment awaits...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (uctT+)

410 much as I hate these fuckers, I really, Really, REALLY don't wanna go there.



Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo ain't gonna be clean, black and
white like the first one. No armies in the field. No set-piece battles.
If it happens, it'll be Dirty War, Argentinian-style, but turned up to
11.



And whoever "wins", will also lose, when someone like China or Mexico sweeps in to pick up the pieces.
--------------------

I don't want it, you don't want it, no one here wants it. But people seem determined to do it anyway. Obummer gives the command, and the wooden golf cart is brought in through the broken gates of Troy....

Yeah, the fighting will be fragmented and vicious, but I increasingly don't care about the Blue portions. They wanted it, they will get it, all of it, the rest of us will just do our turns on zombie patrol while we carry on somehow.

I don't care about Mexico and China. If we collapse, they will follow us inside of a month. The illegals will have no jobs and go home, and Mexico will likewise then fall into anarchy, since they are a house of cards propped up by dollars anyway. China will collapse into an uglier mess than us once we stop buying what they are making. Truly truly I say to you, as goes the USA, so goes the rest of the world. If we collapse and burn, half the world will eventually follow. (The other half was there ahead of us already.) And those short-sighted fuckwit Leftards who continue to support and empower Obummer and his goons will have helped bring it about, may God damn their stupid souls.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (ry4ab)

411 Is it some kind of grand metaphor which I don't get which prompted TCM, on this 200th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo, to show a series of monster movies?

Posted by: I don't even want to look at what History is airing at June 18, 2015 11:10 PM (otdFD)

412 Christy, we always had a fruit room when I was growing up.
That is why I can. Mom taught me how. I can because I can. I can in jars, by the way.

Fruit, jars, lids, rings, sugar (if you want it) and a big granite-ware pot to do your sealing in. Buy the Ball Blue Book of canning and follow the instructions.

Peaches in December, and Pears in February, and Jam all year long.

Sorry to hear about your foot.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2015 11:10 PM (3pRHP)

413 395 Things are in place to keep things in place.

Want to starve the Empire of revenue?

Quit your job. Not a good option?

Oh, well.

Empire gets paid.
Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:01 PM (MQEz6)


Yep, that's what it comes down to.

Quit your job, go Galt, and starve the beast. Which involves a great amount of privation and an inability to maintain your lifestyle.

Or keep working and paying taxes that will fund and empower your slavemasters.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

414 There is an ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:11 PM (mm57t)

415 411
Is it some kind of grand metaphor which I don't get which prompted TCM,
on this 200th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo, to show a series of
monster movies?
---------------
I guess they don't have the schedule set up for the Waterloo movie or the War and Peace movie? Oopsie. Just find and watch the Sharpe series, that should do it for you.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (ry4ab)

416 >>Obama was so fraught with grief today he had to fly to LA to attend another fundraiser.
>
>He'll have to get in 18 holes a Palm Springs to console himself.

Phrasing!

...and eww.

Posted by: salfter at June 19, 2015 12:41 PM (kmvkg)

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