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Is the President Actually Working?

Megan McArdle gets into this a little bit.

I don't know much about business but here is some informed speculation: Engagement begins at the top. When the CEO is engaged with his, you know, fucking job, he rides his senior officers, on top of them to perform. They, in turn, ride the junior officers, and the junior officers ride the middle managers, and middle managers ride the employees.

But the riding -- the tone that we are here to work, that results are not just expected but demanded, that all are accountable for their achievements as well as their failures -- begins, and frankly ends, at the top.

It is CEO that sets the corporate pace as far as achievement and striving.

And if the CEO is a semi-retired layabout prince who never had a real job in his life before and likes watching TV a whole heck of a lot, and who really doesn't care about any aspect of the job except bullying reporters into printing positive stories about him and downplaying bad news, then that tone is transmitted throughout the organization.

The CEO is the brain of the beast. If the beast is lazy, dissembling, and ineffectual, you look at its brain, not its left big toe.

Megan McArdle on Obama's Culture of Incompetency:

I'm tempted to suggest that the confidence our president expresses in people who preside over these cyber-disasters, and the remarkable string of said cyber-disasters that have occurred under his presidency, might actually be connected. So tempted that I actually am suggesting it. President Obama's administration has been marked by titanic serial IT disasters, and no one seems to feel any particular urgency about preventing the next one. By now, that's hardly surprising. Kathleen Sebelius was eased out months after the Department of Health and Human Services botched the one absolutely crucial element of the Obamacare rollout. The NSA director's offer to resign over the Snowden leak was politely declined. And now, apparently, Obama has full faith and confidence in the folks at OPM. Why shouldn't he? Voters have never held Obama responsible for his administration's appalling IT record, so why should he demand accountability from those below him?

...

When the exchanges crashed on their maiden flight, the government managed to build a crudely functioning website in, basically, a month, a task they'd been systematically failing at for the previous three years. What was the difference? Urgency. When Obama understood that his presidency was on the line, he made sure it got done.

The serial IT disasters we have seen over the past seven years do not need a blue-ribbon commission or a really stern memo to fix them. If we want these holes fixed before they become catastrophic, we need leaders with a scorched-earth determination to have adequate IT. The only way that determination happens is if these failures become an existential threat to the careers of the politicians in charge.

We have an Administration for which failure is not only commonplace, it is acceptable, and the only true failure is the acknowledgement of that failure, which may play badly in the press (but which would succeed in correcting the failure).


Your Honest, Hard-working, Rara Avis Genius President with the Impeccably-Creased Trousers

The only true failure lies in admitting our failures.

Posted by: Ace at 06:28 PM




Comments

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1 ace, seriously, I mean this: That is an insightful observation that cuts to the heart of this incompetent administration. You're en fuego.

Take the week off.

Signed,

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:30 PM (bhepQ)

2 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:30 PM (kff5f)

3 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:30 PM (kff5f)

4 ace, seriously, I mean this: That is an insightful observation that cuts to the heart of this incompetent administration. You're en fuego.

Take the week off.

Signed,
Posted by: ace

...

Thank you for noticing, ace. I don't know about the week, but I might knock off early tonight.

Posted by: ace is seeing double at June 18, 2015 06:31 PM (bhepQ)

5 ace, seriously, I mean this: That is an insightful observation that cuts to the heart of this incompetent administration. You're en fuego.

Thread Winner!!!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:31 PM (kff5f)

6 Lol, ace.

Seriously, I'm so in love with this post I'm going to print it and sleep with it tonight.

Take tomorrow off. You've earned it.

*wipes slobber off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:31 PM (FsuaD)

7 Barry is not one to set the tone for his underlings.. He's a delegator type.

Valerie, you have the helm! Call me if you need me!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2015 06:32 PM (UpGcq)

8 Well, he does find the time to slander all Americans on a regular basis, like his reaction to the Charleston massacre. When are we going to rise up and shout, "HOW DARE you SLANDER US ALL for the evil deed of one wicked man? How DARE you!"

Posted by: Beverly at June 18, 2015 06:32 PM (GiSc1)

9 Look at that yo yo. That's the way you do it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 18, 2015 06:32 PM (W5DcG)

10 Some funny stuff here.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 06:32 PM (ecDRv)

11 No, he is not working at all, compared to past presidents. I am not sure if that is good or as bad as could be. Then again, with all the Leftist Obamabots already hard at work in the Executive Branch bringing about that threatened "profound transformation", there is not much else for him to do.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 06:33 PM (ry4ab)

12 A lazy fuck who is a radical leftist and hates America.Let's give him 2 terms!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 06:33 PM (sPO3u)

13 The Princeling told us he's smarter than everyone around him.

And right after his first coronation told a reporter he'd place himself in the Top Five presidents in history.

Narcissists gotta narcissist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:33 PM (FsuaD)

14 Let me be clear, websites are tough man.

No one is angrier about this hooking of our national security then I am.

Why when I read about this in the papers, I brought in Sheriff Joe and we just got all weewee'd up.

Look, I don't even speak Hotmail. But we'll be getting some really good Hotmail developmenters soon to fix all these cyphersecurity issues.

And you can trust that we will fix all these problems, because we have top men on it. Top men. Or will, once we hire them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2015 06:34 PM (78TbK)

15 HA! Fundraiser in Hollywood tonight! Got half of LA shutdown!
Oooooooh, yeah!!!

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at June 18, 2015 06:35 PM (YFFpo)

16 A lazy fuck who is a radical leftist and hates America.Let's give him 2 terms!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2015 06:33 PM (sPO3u)
'

We did! We Did!

Posted by: the 52% at June 18, 2015 06:35 PM (wGMZS)

17 It is CEO that sets the corporate pace as far as achievement and striving.

Also its tone. You captured it's tone very well in the previous post: it's "f$#@ you, peasants, I'm just going to keep screwing with you at every turn." And wouldn't you know it, that's the same attitude our federal agencies now have (see Lerner, Lois).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (k2QA3)

18 All this double talk has me confused.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (wkuqO)

19 Culture of Incompetence. That could stick and is a nice theme for a campaign. For all america's faults, nobody likes a clusterfuck of incompetents.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (ecDRv)

20
I'd tie it to the VA scandal as well. No one high up cared about actually fixing the problem, because that would have required hard work and honesty. Instead they wanted to look good, so they swept it under the rug while spending twice the amount they claimed that they needed to fix it on installing solar car ports.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (OiH3z)

21 I, for one, hope that Obama sticks around for a third and even a fourth term as president. The shape the country is in who would want to take a chance on an inexperienced, untested, untried Chief Executive.

We know what we would get with Obama, and I say stick with what we know. We could do a lot worse.

Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (9pknp)

22
Every time I think Ace has seen the light and sees obama as what he really is, Ace pivots back to the obama-is-an-incompetent-failure line of thinking.

obama isn't failing at anything. You are witnessing and suffering obama's Grand Plan of up-ending the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (YV2CM)

23 Here's a picture of an otter eating a meatball.
http://is.gd/fdHRzP

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (ZKzrr)

24 Just out of curiosity: Meagan McARdle was an Obama voter, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (k2QA3)

25 Well, as he told us a thousand times, he did end the war in Iraq:

http://tinyurl.com/q4sk3yc

Yet somehow, it wasn't his idea.

Posted by: LSH (Perry because Texas) at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (BZAd3)

26 An Admiral once explained to me... when I asked why he listened to this lowly E-6... that 'Staff is Policy'.

Staff controls what the one at the top sees.. sees the intel filtered through Staffs eyes... and only sees Plans that the staff develops.

He then Implements policy THROUGH the staff, and his subordinates.

Obama surrounded himself with hot house flower politicians...

Hell... if you want to know why his entire foreign and Military policies suck? Look at who his NSA is...

If you want to know why the rule of Law is breaking down, look at who he chose as his Attorney Generals.

Want to know why IRS is weaponized? Look at who heads the IRS....

And don't even get me started talking about Hillary Clinton, or Lurch, as Secretaries of State.

Posted by: BB Wolf gonna change his name to Cassandra at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (qh617)

27 As I am fond of saying; Mooch is always on top because the only way da Zero can fuck is up.

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (xWW96)

28 LOL, ace @ #1.

He is lazy and apathetic. And narcissistic.

So nothing matters except him getting his way and being glorified.

The president of the United States has way more time to watch TV than I do. And let's not forget the constant golfing.

This morning I was thinking about all the disasters on his watch. Has a similar string of disasters (including how numerous they are) occurred under another president? That is a serious question, and I'd like an objective answer from the more knowledgeable of the horde.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (shFKH)

29 ##1 = Threadwinner!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (k2QA3)

30 >>>The only true failure lies in admitting our failures.<<<

This. It's like you read the fucking Dali Lama of Layabouts mindthoughts and shit.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (UzPAd)

31 >>>I don't know much about business but here is some informed speculation: Engagement begins at the top.<<<




I'll only become aware of this when I learn about it from the MFM.

Posted by: SCOAMF at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (w/7Fi)

32 Seriously, how much work for Obama is there?

1. Work with Congress towards accomplishing domestic and foreign policy goals?
2. Work with our allies towards foreign policy goals?
3. Work with the state governors to keep a smooth relationship with D.C. and coordinate cooperation with new programs?
4. Work towards winning the Global War on Terrorism?
5. Work with the news media towards transparency and honesty in news reporting and access to government sources?

How much work for himself has he left in any of those categories?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (ry4ab)

33 >>>27 As I am fond of saying; Mooch is always on top because the only way da Zero can fuck is up.

hah!

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (bhepQ)

34 obama's so lazy he has Reggie scratch his balls for him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 06:37 PM (S5npu)

35 i can't imagine obama fucking.

i can imagine him masturbating in a mirror, tho.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:38 PM (bhepQ)

36 Obama leads from the Bottom.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2015 06:39 PM (72D6h)

37 Why do we always fail Obama?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 18, 2015 06:39 PM (/HC6x)

38 There are four Aces.

Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 06:39 PM (9pknp)

39 The only job Gaylord ever held was in high school when he worked at Baskin-Robbins. Every other time, he's been Present.

So yeah, President Tutti-Fruitti is the root cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (oBUqt)

40 23
Here's a picture of an otter eating a meatball.
http://is.gd/fdHRzP


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 18, 2015 06:36 PM (ZKzrr)


Are you sure that's a meatball? Could be a human hand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (FsuaD)

41 If you want to know how hard Obama works just check out his daily published schedule at whitehousedossier.com.

Rarely starts before 10 or 10:30, and that's the Presidential Daily Briefing that we've heard he attends ~ 40% of the time. I would *love* a job that started just before lunch w/an optional daily meeting.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (k2QA3)

42 He is so egotistical and narcissistic he says an individual goodbye to each of his turds prior to flushing.

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (xWW96)

43 I downloaded all that info while sitting in my living room, wearing only my underwear and eating last night's stir fried rice.

The boss told me, "Wang, you're a top man. Top. Man. Keep up the good work. And put some pants on, please."

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese System Admin with Root Priviliges at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (53gzr)

44 Can't you let the man finish his waffle?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 06:40 PM (rwI+c)

45 But Gawd Obama is pretty engaged in the parties at the White House.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 18, 2015 06:41 PM (/HC6x)

46 We say he is fucking up but this is exactly what he wants. The 4th estate isn't going to call him out. The press agrees pretty much with obama on our new place in the world.

I think he will offer up a lot more fuck ups in an effort to finish us off before the end of his term.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 06:41 PM (wkuqO)

47 "i can't imagine obama fucking. "

The one time we tried he cried afterwards.

Posted by: Michelle at June 18, 2015 06:41 PM (MYCIw)

48 People he is responsible for can be devastated due to the incompetence of those around the Lord of Incompetence, but as long as he's not being blamed, he doesn't care.

Also: malevolence and incompetent are not mutually exclusive. A well-intentioned incompetent would at least make an effort to fix things when they go wrong..

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 06:41 PM (shFKH)

49 My husband is always first to his business in the morning and last to leave. And frequently works weekends.

He's the polar opposite of Little Lord Prissypants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:42 PM (FsuaD)

50 >>>The CEO is the brain of the beast. If the beast is lazy, dissembling,
and ineffectual, you look at its brain, not its left big toe.<<<




I always focus on the toes.



Posted by: Dick Morris at June 18, 2015 06:42 PM (w/7Fi)

51 "Voters have never held Obama responsible for his administration's appalling IT record."

Yeah, his appalling IT record is the only failure here.

Posted by: Beorn at June 18, 2015 06:42 PM (dGF4J)

52 *sigh* Son just called. Locked himself out of his new apartment in the 'hood. So he's coming for dinner.

I'm concerned about the gunfire he'll have to dodge on the way back to his place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:43 PM (FsuaD)

53 >>"i can't imagine obama fucking. "


Wellllllll, if you believe the HillBuzz blogger who has talked to people who knew Obama during is Chicago days @ Man Country, he's a receiver of oral sex. So, no effort whatsoever.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:43 PM (k2QA3)

54 If ace is my brain...

...then who would be my left big toe?

Posted by: the AOSHQ Beast at June 18, 2015 06:43 PM (w/7Fi)

55 But BBBOOOSSHHH took vacations to Crawford!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 18, 2015 06:44 PM (/HC6x)

56 Failure by design.

Posted by: The Unfailing Hat at June 18, 2015 06:44 PM (7YlUk)

57 >>>Wellllllll, if you believe the HillBuzz blogger who has talked to people who knew Obama during is Chicago days @ Man Country, he's a receiver of oral sex. So, no effort whatsoever.

makes so much sense, eh?

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:44 PM (bhepQ)

58

Has there ever been a president with virtually zero opposition??

I have never imagined anything like this. This fucking guy has no opposition whatsoever.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 06:44 PM (YV2CM)

59 I like the optimism embodied in the phrase
"...before they become catastrophic.".

I don't think it's justified, but I like it in a sorta "oh, isn't that precious" kind of way. Bless her heart.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 18, 2015 06:44 PM (OCcU9)

60 obama's so lazy the autopen has to give out the pens at a signing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (S5npu)

61 Willowed comment reposted -


TIGHAR update: Amelia Earhart is still missing.

Lack of finds on the island of Nikumaroro caused by more frequent severe storms from global warming.

After
5 days on site, the underwater ROV, get this you guys, still doesn't
work underwater and the weather will soon turn against our intrepid
adventurers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (JO9+V)

62 We don't want to fires anyone, it may be a trigger or a micro aggression



Besides firing all my Affirmative Action idiots would really really look bad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (0FSuD)

63 Obama grew up in a commie cult of hate for America. He did drugs, hung with fellow haters, but he learned "the rap". Once one knows the basics of the commie crowd, all falls in line with that. This is why cults are easy ... just believe the dogma, no nuanced learning and adapting required.

So that dogma took Obama through community organizing, he never wrote at Harvard, never learned hard things, no executive experience. All he still ever does is hate on America, and adapt that to different situations, with a lot of help now.

He doesn't have deep political thought, he has simple thoughts, clouded with lies to the plebs. I doubt he ever really negotiated with Morsi, or Putin, he just lets them play him, and sucks it up.

Of course he's incompetent. But his anti-traditional America cult is his root, he just has to hide it a little. A weaker America is good, a little Alinsky tactics are his tools, but those aren't hard either. Being a trouble maker, breaker of things is not hard. Building coalitions and partnerships outside of the crowd of hate, is what is hard. He has no interest or ability in that realm.

He is no light worker ... he's just a leftist cult member.

Posted by: Illiniwek at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (8bK1p)

64 When the Chinese are finished using Obama, I wonder if they'll finally release the Man Country pics and his college transcripts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (FsuaD)

65 Obama's lazy and boring and everything he'll ever know, he learned at a 1993 cocktail party.

Good points here. The bad IT is just a symptom of a hands off, check the box leadership style.

Good thing the two GOP candidates who went against him didn't want to press on the whole competency issue. If this were a GOP admin, "competency" and "gravitas" would be mentioned every time a consultant or pol was on TV to criticize the pres.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 06:46 PM (W+6Gl)

66 My problem with TFG is that he isn't sufficiently lazy.

He's exactly the wrong level of lazy. Less lazy and he'd be industrious. Which would be bad on many levels, but at least it might show that he had some feck somewhere in his body.

More lazy, and he'd be transcendentally lazy- so lazy that he'd get stuff done correctly the first time so that people would leave him the f*ck alone.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:46 PM (kff5f)

67  
What was the difference? Urgency. When Obama understood that his presidency was on the line, he made sure it got done.


No. WRONG. Some of the biggest IT giants 'donated' their top people to the task. They bailed his sorry ass out. They volunteered to help the kid who rode to school on the short bus out.

It was kind of an act of kidness. Bigotry of soft expectations hitting reality. Obama had nothing to do with what happened.

Those who re-write history are just as worthy of contempt as those who rely on others to paper over their failures.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 18, 2015 06:46 PM (xQX/f)

68 Ace, you should seriously peruse the down-below threads, or delegate it to a minion. Stormfront was in full cry today and that shit should not stand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 06:46 PM (rwI+c)

69 The boss and I were taken out to dinner recently and the host, who is boss's boss, told the assembled crowd, "We now have the chemical formula for radar absorbing material used in stealth fighters!"

Everyone cheered! And my boss's boss told me, "Wang, good job and put some pants on, please!"

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese System Admin with Root Priviliges at June 18, 2015 06:46 PM (53gzr)

70 Breaking on Drudge: The new ten dollar bill will have a portrait of Tara Reid



Posted by: John Adams ( me, not my idiot son Quincy ) at June 18, 2015 06:47 PM (8CdUx)

71 ...then who would be my left big toe?

Posted by: the AOSHQ Beast at June 18, 2015 06:43 PM (w/7Fi)


Gabe.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:47 PM (kff5f)

72 I think Obama sees himself as an actor. I give a speech, I razall dazely them, they send money, I play golf.



Name a serious decision he's made in six years beside Obama Care?


Blue tees or white?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 18, 2015 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

73 I know everyone here hates Karl Rove (what's not to hate), but he said of the JEF once, "He's the guy who stands alone at a cocktail party with a smirk on his face, judging everyone."

I can picture that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:47 PM (FsuaD)

74
speaking of stormfront, the shooter's name is DylANN.

I'm serious, they should also execute his parents for creating this monster.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (YV2CM)

75 Sorry to go O/T, bit I am So proud of myself:


Just got TWO - count 'em, 2 - telemarketers to hang up on me. Just asked a simple question:


What are you wearing?


One of 'em (a guy) goes "what the hell?" then <click>. WooHoo!

Posted by: speedster1 at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (1brdf)

76 In fairness, he did check the box that read 'Fix computer security' when it was presented to him this week.


That deserves at least a week in Brazil.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (rwI+c)

77 I sort of get the impression Obama has weird fetishes. Seems like the type who gets off to hiccups or something.

Posted by: Lauren at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (MYCIw)

78 da Zero had next to nothing to do with Zerocare. I seriously doubt he even read the bill he signed.

Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (xWW96)

79 Wasn't President Douchebag quoted a couple of weeks ago as saying he spends most mornings watching ESPN because his afternoons are full of politics, and he has to stell himself with basketball highlights?

I thought I read that some place.

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (jHngC)

80 He doesn't have to work. That's what all those unconstitutional, unaccountable czars are for.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

81 >>My problem with TFG is that he isn't sufficiently lazy.


Lazy, but a vindictive prick, so the only way to get him fired up is to inspire him to stir shit up. the opportunity to make mischief is what animates him, not any desire to do something great or tackle in issue.

So, no speeches commemorating historic events or scandals, but he is Johnny On The Spot when it comes to Trayvon, CT Shooting, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (k2QA3)

82 What president in U. S. history has ever had a "body man"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (FsuaD)

83 Besides firing all my Affirmative Action idiots would really really look bad.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 18, 2015 06:45 PM (0FSuD)

Obama has incompetents of all sexes and races.

I don't know why people think he cares about black people. What indication has he ever given that he is interested in helping them? One of his first actions as president was to end the program that allowed inner city kids to attend the type of fancy schools his daughters go to. And he wants to import the whole of Latin America to displace lower-skilled blacks (and others).

He only uses race as a tool to stir up dissension and achieve his ends.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (shFKH)

84 Why don't TIGHAR find a new hobby - Judge Crater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (oBUqt)

85 79. "stell himself"

Meant to say "steal himself" as in loin-girding.

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (jHngC)

86 i just saw Buckwheat the Dim-witted's aerial entourage over NoHo, flying into BUR...

s VIP H-3s and 3 Ospreys: insecure much, oh would be tyrant?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (jMMCO)

87
He only uses race as a tool to stir up dissension and achieve his ends.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 06:49 PM (shFKH)


*nods furiously*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (FsuaD)

88 obama's so lazy that when someone told him he sucks, he said no I just swallow.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 06:51 PM (S5npu)

89 It has to be on purpose, no one could be this bad by accident. What could he do worse?

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 06:51 PM (wkuqO)

90 >>What president in U. S. history has ever had a "body man"?

Bingo!


And Hillary has a "body woman" - Huma Abedin.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:51 PM (k2QA3)

91 Never attribute to malice or incompetence that which can be adequately explained by Pournelle's Iron Rule of Bureaucracy.

http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/iron.html

Seriously, the O crew couldn't have sailed the ship of state so far onto the rocks without a tailwind.

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at June 18, 2015 06:51 PM (uEtcQ)

92 88
obama's so lazy that when someone told him he sucks, he said no I just swallow.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 06:51 PM (S5npu)


I have a feeling he's more of a suckee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (FsuaD)

93
Let's not forget joe biden is as big of a piece of shit as obama.

Boy he got over losing his son quick, eh?

Here's a guy who made a deal with the devil, if there ever was one.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (YV2CM)

94 When does Val JayJay get in? My daughter is convinced she's really President and TFG is sort of Queen Mother

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (jHngC)

95 I understand Ace is bitter about the Meatball jumping ship, but that's no reason to feed him to the Punishment Otters.

Posted by: skimming the thread at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (otdFD)

96 The only true failure lies in admitting our failures.

Posted by: Ace


If Obama had been FDR, his most famous quote would be:

The only thing we need to succeed at is failure itself.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (jBuUi)

97 >>He doesn't have to work. That's what all those unconstitutional, unaccountable czars are for.


Remember about a year into his presidency they floated the idea of a Czar Czar - someone to whom all of the czars would report to.

Like --- isn't that *your* job, buddy?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (k2QA3)

98 Why not just come out and call him a shiftless darkie, you racist RethugliKKKan assholes? He has the hardest job on Earth, compounded by an unparalleled level of disrespect based on his skin color. You red state flyover trash all need to die in trailer fires.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2015 06:53 PM (XhS3T)

99 1 ace, seriously, I mean this: That is an insightful observation that cuts to the heart of this incompetent administration. You're en fuego.

Take the week off.

Signed,
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:30 PM (bhepQ)

CEO pot. Meet kettle.


Just kidding.


Don't ban me bro.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY)

100 What's that weird thing Roof does with his mouth? Looks like he is on drugs - the psych kind, but I doubt he is.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 18, 2015 06:53 PM (iQIUe)

101 98 Why not just come out and call him a shiftless darkie, you racist RethugliKKKan assholes? He has the hardest job on Earth, compounded by an unparalleled level of disrespect based on his skin color. You red state flyover trash all need to die in trailer fires.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2015 06:53 PM (XhS3T)


I almost said the same thing. Ya beat me to it.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 06:54 PM (wkuqO)

102 97
Remember about a year into his presidency they floated the idea of a Czar Czar - someone to whom all of the czars would report to.

Like --- isn't that *your* job, buddy?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 06:52 PM (k2QA3)



We could simply call him the Czar, and be done with it.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 06:54 PM (sdi6R)

103 Anyone else remember how Obama was packaged, presented and sold to the public in 2008?

He was sold as a "post-racial", calm, moderate technocrat.

After two clumsily mismanaged and interminable wars, and a massive financial collapse from out of the blue, the public had decided that George W. Bush was incompetent. And by extension, Bush's party.

Not to worry, said the Democrats. "No Drama Obama" who never gets rattled or puts a foot wrong will step in and fix everything that Bush has bungled. Cool customer. The personification of competence.

Instead, six and a half years later, Obama hasn't really fixed a single thing that was broken when he arrived. And into the bargain, he has made a complete hash of a bunch of things that had been working okay when he arrived.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2015 06:54 PM (noWW6)

104 The man is devoid of both shift and feck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (rwI+c)

105 Winning a Nobel Prize in Chemistry?

Landing a spaceship on a comet?

Building a successful business of any sort?

That's called succeeding down.

Smash the meritocracy!

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (jBuUi)

106
Incidentally, Howie Carr mentioned something today that I forgot all about: the muslim radical who decapitated his woman co-worker and nearly decapitated another before he was shot by the boss.

Was that a hate crime? I don't remember hearing "hate crime" over and over when that happened. No, that was a story that quickly exited the news cycle.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (YV2CM)

107 >>>Ace, you should seriously peruse the down-below threads, or delegate it to a minion. Stormfront was in full cry today and that shit should not stand.

Ok i'll get on it, thanks

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (bhepQ)

108 Gah. Son is a hot discombobulated mess. Having his truck totaled and moving to a new apartment in four days has him all over the map.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)

109 Anyone else remember how Obama was packaged, presented and sold to the public in 2008?

He was sold as a "post-racial", calm, moderate technocrat.

****

and no one in gop wanted to counter the narrative...we have nothing to fear, after all...

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 06:56 PM (W+6Gl)

110 84 Why don't TIGHAR find a new hobby - Judge Crater.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (oBUqt)


Nungesser and Coli.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

111 The hardest job on earth if he was engaged in doing it. He doesn't seem engaged in most detail ... he has an agenda, everything else goes to heck.

Posted by: Illiniwek at June 18, 2015 06:56 PM (8bK1p)

112 Son is a hot discombobulated mess. Having his truck totaled and moving to a new apartment in four days has him all over the map.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)


Start with a couple of beers to get him relaxed.
Then hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer to knock him out for a good 24 hours.

It'll be for his own good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

113
Your tax dollars on vacation.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (wAQA5)

114 " compounded by an unparalleled level of disrespect based on his skin color."

not true: i despise his white half just as much...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (jMMCO)

115 Ok i'll get on it, thanks

That was toby's subtle cry for the keys to the Banhammer Closet, you insensitive clod!

Posted by: delegation doctrine at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (otdFD)

116 107 search RIP Charleston 9, for starters. There's also a righter, or some such.

Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (ecDRv)

117 Your tax dollars on vacation.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (wAQA5)


They never call, they never write... not even a postcard!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

118 49: Jane, if Obastard was a civilian he'd be shuffling around the hood pushing the real thugs into boosting cars and selling crack. He wouldn't even have the ambition to be a thug.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 06:58 PM (ucDmr)

119 Somewhat OT.

27th anniversary today. Had to acknowledge the FB comments.

There are some stupid people out there.

FMR.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 06:58 PM (48QDY)

120 104 The man is devoid of both shift and feck.
========================


I've always wondered about that. If you can say "feckless" why can't you say "feckfull" or "feckmore" without sounding like abba porn script?

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:58 PM (jHngC)

121 Yup, it's all in there. Reggie Love really does like to give reach-arounds to his pals!

I'll be sure to wear pants whenever he's nearby - just don't tell my boss!

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese System Admin with Root Priviliges at June 18, 2015 06:58 PM (53gzr)

122 98 Why not just come out and call him a shiftless darkie, you racist RethugliKKKan assholes? He has the hardest job on Earth, compounded by an unparalleled level of disrespect based on his skin color. You red state flyover trash all need to die in trailer fires.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2015 06:53 PM (XhS3T)


I almost said the same thing. Ya beat me to it.

**********

I mean, wow, just wow.

I like the post-racial approach to politics the left has taken. Meanwhile, O's racewar strategy seems to be a go.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 06:58 PM (W+6Gl)

123 I like the post-racial approach to politics the left has taken. Meanwhile, O's racewar strategy seems to be a go.

***

I'm not say O's race war strategy makes sense, but that's what he's going for.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 06:59 PM (W+6Gl)

124 Start with a couple of beers to get him relaxed.

Then hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer to knock him out for a good 24 hours.



It'll be for his own good.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)


Doesn't help that he working nights for a landscaping company and getting by on little sleep.


And damn it to hell, there's Geraldo on Fox again! The Al Sharpton of Fox News.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 06:59 PM (FsuaD)

125 120 "abba"
Meant "a bad"

Fucking phone keyboard and Apple auto screw up...errr... Autocorrect.

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:59 PM (jHngC)

126 They never call, they never write... not even a postcard!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

And no t-shirt.

Make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:00 PM (48QDY)

127 Fucking phone keyboard and Apple auto screw up...errr... Autocorrect.

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:59 PM (jHngC)


Good. I can only imagine how bad the "Dancing Queen" pron would be.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 18, 2015 07:00 PM (kff5f)

128 123
I'm not say O's race war strategy makes sense, but that's what he's going for.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 06:59 PM (W+6Gl)



The media is all in too, it seems.

I understand their "if it bleeds, it leads" philosophy, but it seems to me that instigating a race war is taking it a mite far.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

129 That was toby's subtle cry for the keys to the Banhammer Closet, you insensitive clod!


My chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... My two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... My *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Ewok.... My *four*...no... *Amongst* my weapons.... Amongst my weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

I'll come in again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

130 "I'm not say O's race war strategy makes sense, but that's what he's going for."

because he isn't a math major...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 07:01 PM (jMMCO)

131 I like the post-racial approach to politics the left has taken. Meanwhile, O's racewar strategy seems to be a go.
=======

So the administration's 24-7-365 pro-illegal immigration policy might be having a deleterious impact on one of the Dem Party's most important voting blocs?

Posted by: Chief Stick-In-Mud at June 18, 2015 07:01 PM (JBggj)

132 The Presidency is good enough for government work

know what I'm saying?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 18, 2015 07:01 PM (Cq0oW)

133 I think someone socked Mary.

That was out of character. And a different hash IIRC.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:02 PM (48QDY)

134 Obama's so lazy that us taxpayers have to pay someone $102,00 a year to walk HIS DOGS.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 07:02 PM (S5npu)

135 I don't think there will be a race war anymore than the low grade one now.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (wkuqO)

136 As I wrote the other day, they don't care today and won't do anything different tomorrow about the IT breaches. And Barry is a f-ing Marxist by training, would you expect anything else?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (cJnP4)

137 woman on the $10 bill? i nominate bo derek.

get it? a 10!

Posted by: steinmetz at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (CrYC8)

138
HA! Fundraiser in Hollywood tonight! Got half of LA shutdown!
Oooooooh, yeah!!!
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at June 18, 2015 06:35 PM (YFFpo)
....................................................
There's going to be some stalled taco trucks on I-5 tonight, gringos.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (wAQA5)

139 In the words of the esteemed Clayton Bigsby, he is a shiftless swindler.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (ucDmr)

140 #134: dogs are unclean, remember?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (jMMCO)

141 Look there are some angry kids of color out there. As soon as the veneer of civilization was lifted in Baltimore, they went to CVS. The knockout game. who knows. I'm pretty sure Roof didn't help things. I don't see the admin doing things to quell, but to justify their anger.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (W+6Gl)

142 ... oops, wrong thread.

never mind.

Posted by: steinmetz at June 18, 2015 07:04 PM (CrYC8)

143 Greta interviewing a friend of POS murderer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:04 PM (FsuaD)

144 Odd. Friend sounds blackish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:04 PM (FsuaD)

145 140 #134: dogs are unclean, remember?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 07:03 PM (jMMCO)


Didn't the puppy get its own plane for a flight. IIRC Obama on one wife and kids on another and puppy on his own. It isn't like it is his money.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (wkuqO)

146 I don't think there will be a race war anymore than the low grade one now.

It's all about location. I live on the edge of The Quarters in my little town, and walk through it to work every day. No problems. Hell, we now have a Black Police Chief who I've known for 25 years since he was just a patrolman investigating the theft of shovels from my property.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (rwI+c)

147 I ask this question again:

Does the jug-eared marxist know that he is the puppet? Does he understand the Big Dem and the Big Money players they work with put him there as a tool? -and is he OK with that, or does he really think that he is a serious, accomplished man?

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (xptlg)

148 Friend says murderer's mom took his gun away because she didn't trust him with it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

149 I don't think there will be a race war anymore than the low grade one now.

***

see also : So the administration's 24-7-365 pro-illegal immigration policy might be having a deleterious impact on one of the Dem Party's most important voting blocs?

***

immg is being exploited not only for the votes but for the additional grievance community members it brings.

What does Larzaa mean again?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (W+6Gl)

150 143: What's his hair look like?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:06 PM (ucDmr)

151 woman on the $10 bill? i nominate bo derek.

get it? a 10!



I like the Moron suggestion to put a woman on the $100, especially since it only buys $72 worth of stuff now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:06 PM (rwI+c)

152 148 Friend says murderer's mom took his gun away because she didn't trust him with it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)

She didn't take it far enough away.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:07 PM (48QDY)

153 If the Chinese really liked us they would reveal all the dirt they picked up on Obama in the OPM data download. Alas, I have a sneaking suspicion they don't like us.

Hard to believe that.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 18, 2015 07:07 PM (xQX/f)

154 "137 woman on the $10 bill? i nominate bo derek.

get it? a 10!"

I could support this. And replace Jackson with Kate Upton, too. Those puppies are perfect 10s apiece!

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese System Admin with Root Priviliges at June 18, 2015 07:08 PM (53gzr)

155 When will one of those vaunted talking heads finally have the guts to say this man hates America and is an enemy of the state?

Posted by: RushBabe at June 18, 2015 07:08 PM (zdw2Z)

156 Ainsley Earhardt is bringing it. Lovely young woman.

Get Geraldo out of Charleston. Let Ainsley cover the murders. That's her turf.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

157 Posted by: se pa moron at June 18, 2015 07:07 PM (xQX/f)

The PRC. Not needing to do the work that our president will do for them.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:09 PM (48QDY)

158 >>They never call, they never write... not even a postcard!


Worse, the go on TV and insult America, like Michelle visiting a UK Muslim school and likening their "struggle" to her "struggle" here in America.

I can't understand how this woman who went to Princeton, several fabulous jobs, and now has the privilege of being FLOTUS gets off constantly playing the victim and talking about the lack of opportunities she's had.

Really? I'd like a friend-of-ValJar job at a hospital for $300K+ created for me, a person chef, a personal trainer, a live-in nanny (her mom), etc. (*before becoming FLOTUS*) - that would be nice.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 07:09 PM (k2QA3)

159 Killer lived with his mom. "Friend" says he'd been planning killings for six months and wanted to start a civil war.

How nice that the idiot friend kept it all to himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)

160 Geraldo should be covering the latest loads dumped at mob owned Jersey landfiil, or the goings on at the local sewage plant.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:10 PM (ucDmr)

161 159 Killer lived with his mom. "Friend" says he'd been planning killings for six months and wanted to start a civil war.

How nice that the idiot friend kept it all to himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)

Nothing new Manson and several others have tried it.

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 07:11 PM (wkuqO)

162 ""Friend" says he'd been planning killings for six months and wanted to start a civil war.

How nice that the idiot friend kept it all to himself"

WTF? And the friend didn't think to call the cops?

Posted by: Lauren at June 18, 2015 07:11 PM (MYCIw)

163 159
"Friend" says he'd been planning killings for six months and wanted to start a civil war.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)


Just like Charles Manson. Nope, not crazy at all.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

164 If my hate for these grifters was energy, I could fuse silicon into iron.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

165 One thing Obummer has worked on is his golf game. He is ready to go pro, the second coming of Tiger Woods.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 07:12 PM (ry4ab)

166 Dr Ray Stantz:
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities,
we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college!
You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private
sector. They expect *results*.

Posted by: Wry Mouth at June 18, 2015 07:12 PM (GMFsH)

167 Noted Chinese economist Pai Me Soon says not to worry about $10.00 bill because the yuan will replace all other currencies soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (S5npu)

168 The hallmark of this man and his administration is complacent incompetence.

Posted by: Pops53 at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (BFKbq)

169
79. "stell himself"



Meant to say "steal himself" as in loin-girding.

Posted by: MTF at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (jHngC)

Third time's the charm?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (JO9+V)

170 "I'd like a friend-of-ValJar job at a hospital for $300K+ created for me, a person chef, a personal trainer, a live-in nanny (her mom), etc. (*before becoming FLOTUS*) - that would be nice."

Don't forget, expedited affirmative action admission to Princeton (and apparently lowered grading standards while at Princeton, if Mooch's semi-literate senior paper is any indication).

Then a comparable red carpet rollout welcome at law school.

She's had it *so* tough.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (noWW6)

171 Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2015 07:09 PM (k2QA3)

Michelle will never be satisfied, even if the whole world is handed out to her for free. I think that's just her character - perpetually aggrieved.

Why can't she talk about how blessed she's been with her family and where she is now, or just something?

I wouldn't be surprised to learn she treats people like trash too.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (shFKH)

172
104 The man is devoid of both shift and feck.
...................................................
Shift and feck only require minor spelling modifications.
Then he is complete.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (wAQA5)

173 Posted by: wth at June 18, 2015 07:13 PM (wAQA5)

A big reason why I frequent the HQ.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:14 PM (48QDY)

174 This lazy fuck typically doesn't start his day until around 11:00. I know this to be a fact. And I ain't lying.

Posted by: Sid Vicious at June 18, 2015 07:15 PM (wOPH1)

175 Embrace failure:

https://youtu.be/GND10sWq0n0


Up From The Ashes Grow The Roses of Success!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2015 07:15 PM (JO9+V)

176 Why is this post here at AOSHQ?
Seriously ?
How many ways can you insinuate a FU?
Really?
This is Treason !!
On Purpose and By Design...
You BETA ASS HATS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN PUKE!!!EAT ME

Posted by: B52Capt at June 18, 2015 07:16 PM (/WmRg)

177 Hello steward, yes, I'd like to get off Bizarro America and back to real America now please.

Posted by: Iblis at June 18, 2015 07:17 PM (9221z)

178

We have an Administration for which failure is not only commonplace, it is standard, and acceptable.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2015 07:17 PM (FlRtG)

179 Easy on the caffeine, Broheim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:17 PM (rwI+c)

180 ???

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:17 PM (48QDY)

181 Banhammer, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD)

182 We have an Administration for which failure is by design.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:18 PM (rwI+c)

183 176 Why is this post here at AOSHQ?
Seriously ?
How many ways can you insinuate a FU?
Really?
This is Treason !!
On Purpose and By Design...
You BETA ASS HATS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN PUKE!!!EAT ME
Posted by: B52Capt at June 18, 2015 07:16 PM (/WmRg)



I missed something here can some one explain?

Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 07:18 PM (wkuqO)

184 Putting aside his philosophical and political bents, I feel that Obama is quite simply naive and unschooled..., in ANY area. That being the case is is easily influenced by those who are agenda-driven, and themselves lacking in real-world useful experience.

Virtually all of his department heads/administrators lack meaningful experience and/or demonstrated understanding and ability. For the most part, they are just hacks. Witness: OPM, DoT, FHFA, etc., etc.

The babe at OPM is just emblematic of the problem, not an exceptional example.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (F2IAQ)

185 Insinuate?

How about this?

Fuck you.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (48QDY)

186 I missed something here can some one explain?

Ummmmmmmmmm....nope.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (YFFpo)

187 Looks like we got ourselves a loony...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (Bn6aD)

188 I missed something here can some one explain?

Mainlining 5-Hour Energy ain't for wimps.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

189 "That being the case he is ..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 07:20 PM (F2IAQ)

190 Mainlining 5-Hour Energy ain't for wimps.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:19 PM (rwI+c)

Nor is maintaining sanity.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:20 PM (48QDY)

191 When W.Edwards Demming was asked to set up quality improvement for an assembly line, he demanded that the QA people he trained be authorized to push the button which stopped the assembly line when quality was not good enough so that the problem could be fixed before the line was started up again. The plant managers HATE it when the assembly line stops and will do anything to prevent it from stopping and anything to get the line started up again as soon as possible. Giving the QA guys the authority to stop the line means that that plant takes quality seriously.


If anybody in government took computer security seriously, they would allow those IG teams that found so many problems with the OPM computers to take those machines off line until they are brought into compliance. When the insecure machines went off line, there would be much wailing and gnashing of teeth but there would be a lot of motivation to get those machines into compliance with security standards.


Of course, if OPM did contract with companies to provide remote system administration from China, any other security procedures they might put into place would probably not be particularly effective.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 18, 2015 07:20 PM (QHgTq)

192 So, we're all committing treason now at the HQ?

No, hon. That would be the tall, skinny douchebag in the Oval Office.

Nice try, though.

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:21 PM (FsuaD)

193 He's excellent on almost every subject! Anytime anything happens He blames someone else....

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:21 PM (Bn6aD)

194

What's missing is an opposing Party.

All of these atrocities, as we all know, and tired of saying/hearing it, would be on billboards in Times Square if it were a Republican administration.

It is the Democrats that shout the loudest and fight the hardest.

Conservatives have NO ONE watching their backs.

We have no party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2015 07:22 PM (qCMvj)

195 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 18, 2015 07:20 PM (QHgTq)

There you go. Being obnoxious again.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:22 PM (48QDY)

196 35 i can't imagine obama fucking.
i can imagine him masturbating in a mirror, tho.
Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:38 PM (bhepQ)

Son of a ...

That's gonna leave a mental mark, and just when that pic of Jenner finally dropped out of constant sight.

Posted by: brbe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 07:22 PM (/3sWP)

197 In other news: B-52 Augers In. Pilot Error Blamed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (F2IAQ)

198 Why is this post here at AOSHQ?
Seriously ?
How many ways can you insinuate a FU?
Really?
This is Treason !!
On Purpose and By Design...
You BETA ASS HATS NEED TO BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN PUKE!!!EAT ME
Posted by: B52Capt at June 18, 2015 07:16 PM (/WmRg)



I missed something here can some one explain?
Posted by: just saying at June 18, 2015 07:18 PM (wkuqO)


Another 12-year-old showed up, I see.

Kids. They should be out playing ball.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (qCMvj)

199 Anyone know if the Mooch trashed our country while in Italy? Did the Moochette's skirts get even shorter? Did the First MIL have an even frownier face?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

200 All of these atrocities, as we all know, and tired of saying/hearing it, would be on billboards in Times Square if it were a Republican administration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2015 07:22 PM (qCMvj)

AND many would be in jail.

All we got was some video guy locked up.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (48QDY)

201 EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (rwI+c)

202 35
i can't imagine obama fucking.



i can imagine him masturbating in a mirror, tho.

Posted by: ace at June 18, 2015 06:38 PM (bhepQ)
the clumsy ass would break an ankle doing that

Posted by: Killerdog at June 18, 2015 07:24 PM (vntmB)

203 Obastard is a combination of Bart Simpson and George Costanza. Me thinks he's watched way to much tv. Cause really, is it a lie ifbyou believe it?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (ucDmr)

204 199 Anyone know if the Mooch trashed our country while in Italy? Did the Moochette's skirts get even shorter? Did the First MIL have an even frownier face?

Yes, yes, and yes...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (Bn6aD)

205 He has never worked a day in his prancercizing life. He is a figure head for the libs. First black prez. He spends most mornings, as he admits, watching ESPN. He and his staff have no diplomacy or skills or experience. So this is no surprise that the last six years have been wasted, like a pot-head with a barrel of Cheetos. Nothing to show but orange residue on fingers. (no offense to pot heads nor Cheetos).

I am in a real bad mood and my right foot, the driving car one, looks like a Hobbit's. I have a ton of stuff I should be doing. And I am in bed, on husband's orders upon seeing Hobbit purplish foot, elevating and icing and oh, well. Hail's bells. So far 2015 has not been my year. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (FCPu0)

206 Another 12-year-old showed up, I see.

Kids. They should be out playing ball.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Progressive kids aren't allowed to play ball, or go outside unsupervised. Or jerk off without a bike helmet.

Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (tgnRB)

207 NEVER quote a troll, including nic and hash. It makes it difficult for the cob to delete

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (F2IAQ)

208 Yes, yes, and yes...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (Bn6aD)


donna, you need your own AoSHQ Snark Forum. I'd love it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD)

209 The guy has not worked an honest day in his miserable life.

Everything has been handed to him literally.

My only solice is that he will be gone very soon, not soon enough, but gone he will be.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (AtR8s)

210 #133, floating hash because of my phone, my ISP, and the fact I am constantly sockpuppetted by vile right-wing trolls who seek to undermine my online activism on behalf of our historic first multiracial President and a variety of progressive causes.

Sanders in 2016!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (XhS3T)

211 I blame the board of directors. They keep electing the same CEO. The board members are themselves lazy, ignorant and easily manipulated by the CEO and his reporting team. And if a few board members try to call attention to what is happening, other board members will shout them down and accuse them of racism.

Posted by: The Donald at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (F1Z8f)

212 208 Yes, yes, and yes...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (Bn6aD)

donna, you need your own AoSHQ Snark Forum. I'd love it!

Thank You, I'll be here all week...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (Bn6aD)

213 206: Isn't this the story of Obastard?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:27 PM (ucDmr)

214 I seriously believe Barry is too damned lazy to fap. Thus, the Body Man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

215 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 18, 2015 07:26 PM (XhS3T)

Now that's more like it.

Darkie? Really? Not like you.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:28 PM (48QDY)

216 I'm generally suspicious of commenters who comment a fair bit, per the googles, but change their nic every day. Not to be topical in the Aaron Burr way, mind you. But just change them, like they're covering their tracks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:28 PM (rwI+c)

217 Jane D'oh- Mooch doesn't go anywhere without trashing the USA. My saddest day was when Carla Bruni( Slight family connection) was no longer first lady of France. Carla could make Mooch lose her shit .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 07:28 PM (S5npu)

218 Re 215.

Oops. Sorry Hammer.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:29 PM (48QDY)

219 Come on guys. I can't believe the Obama administration would mess up anything really important.

Posted by: An Exchange established by the State at June 18, 2015 07:29 PM (ZWRoJ)

220 Anybody's trailer on fire yet?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:29 PM (ucDmr)

221 Progressive kids aren't allowed to play ball, or go outside unsupervised. Or jerk off without a bike helmet.
Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (tgnRB)


I laughed.

Night all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: COPA beginning. at June 18, 2015 07:30 PM (qCMvj)

222 Anybody's trailer on fire yet?


The flood put it out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:30 PM (rwI+c)

223 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:29 PM (ucDmr)

No but I see some torches near the Waffle House.

Posted by: Golfman at June 18, 2015 07:30 PM (48QDY)

224 78 da Zero had next to nothing to do with Zerocare. I seriously doubt he even read the bill he signed.
Posted by: maddogg at June 18, 2015 06:48 PM (xWW96)

Read 4,000 pages?! Bwwaaahhhh

Posted by: brbe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 07:31 PM (/3sWP)

225 222: Glad to hear that.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:31 PM (ucDmr)

226 Carla could make Mooch lose her shit .
Posted by: Ben Had

She made Nicolas Sarkozi lose half his shit too, I believe.

Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 18, 2015 07:31 PM (tgnRB)

227 217
Jane D'oh- Mooch doesn't go anywhere without trashing the USA. My
saddest day was when Carla Bruni( Slight family connection) was no
longer first lady of France. Carla could make Mooch lose her shit .

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 07:28 PM (S5npu)


You have a family connection to Carla Bruni? When the morons hear this....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:31 PM (FsuaD)

228 So what would they protest? No Cops were involved, and the perp is caught....

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:31 PM (Bn6aD)

229 One of the Obama girls was wearing a dress that looked more like a longish tanktop.

I mean, I get that they're young girls who want to dress in trendy clothes, but there is (or was) such a thing as decorum.

I have a 16 year old niece who manages to look trendy and modest, and she's not representing the US abroad.

Posted by: Lauren at June 18, 2015 07:32 PM (MYCIw)

230 Donna, and other 'ettes, did y'all see Mooch's "here I am" arrival dress in the UK? The blue lace over yellow number with a freaking black tarp sewn in the back to cover the first caboose? horrors. And she did the linebacker wide-leg stance at the top of AF Won. Butt! At the mooslem skool she posed in a ballet stance all lady-like. I am surprised she did not tip over.

I do check Daily Mail to see the fashion parade.

I still laugh at the toast to the Queen of England, who, thankfully, is at Ascot or somewhere away from this madness (of course now they are in Milan on our dime).

If it were not for Morons and "ettes I would surely be mad at this point in time of The Move and now The Hobbit Foot with son arriving tomorrow and wanting to hike. ha. I will be doing good to walk in the back yard in a few days. Meanwhile, now that yard is fenced in and I had ordered stuff to plant, I can't as #clubfoot #tardisil #hail

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:32 PM (FCPu0)

231 Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:32 PM (FCPu0)


Hang in there, girlfriend. Where are you now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2015 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

232 Christy, sorry about the foot. Yes I did see her outfits, everyone a nightmare..... Girls had some cute clothes but way to short...

Posted by: donna at June 18, 2015 07:34 PM (Bn6aD)

233 If ace is my brain...

...then who would be my left big toe?


Posted by: the AOSHQ Beast at June 18, 2015 06:43 PM


That would be me, ladies.

Posted by: SGT Hulka at June 18, 2015 07:34 PM (QiBX8)

234 Jane D'oh- on the Bruni side not the Tedeschi side.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 07:34 PM (S5npu)

235 Nude something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 07:35 PM (rwI+c)

236 Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs'

Mooch dresses like a 6 year old let loose in a Goodwill and allowed to put together her own outfits.

Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 18, 2015 07:35 PM (tgnRB)

237 86 i just saw Buckwheat the Dim-witted's aerial entourage over NoHo, flying into BUR...
s VIP H-3s and 3 Ospreys: insecure much, oh would be tyrant?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 18, 2015 06:50 PM (jMMCO)

Ok I loathe tfg too, but thats pretty standard. And I remember all the way back to Reagan flying in & out of LAX, now the drones all area started with tfg. Oh and those osprey are pretty cool to watch. They flew almost directly over my house & got to watch them rotate the props? Is that how you describe it?

Posted by: brbe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 07:35 PM (/3sWP)

238 O/T

Did anyone else note that the killer's grandfather is a lawyer in Columbia?


Sounds like a strange family to say the least.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 18, 2015 07:35 PM (0FSuD)

239 233: Thought you got blowed up?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 18, 2015 07:35 PM (ucDmr)

240 A man I dated has a son who worked for Obama in 2008, and he did ALL the computer work. He would have signed on for the next election but he was replaced by the new choice. My friends son is brilliant but not black and not a woman. So he started another company and is doing well. Had he been in charge he never would have outsourced the security to China. I bet he screamed when he saw what happened.

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 18, 2015 07:39 PM (zW5rQ)

241 @231. Jane, I am in bed with my BRF on (beeotchy resting face like la mooch). We moved two months ago. I am unpacking 200 boxes, or I was prior to Hobbit foot disease due to missing steps in dark like a true moron.

In reality my husband blames our Mrs Kravitch neighbor across the street and the glass doors on front door which will soon be replaced with castle doors and a moat.

I miss my pool. I miss having bones in right foot and wearing sandals or even shoes. I even miss the little lizards of Floriduh. I do like the mountains of the West in secret location. ha I do like house. I do like my husband who is hanging up laundry and feeling sorry for me. I was brave and did not request pain pills in ED. Big mistake. I am a moron.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:39 PM (FCPu0)

242 229 One of the Obama girls was wearing a dress that looked more like a longish tanktop.

I mean, I get that they're young girls who want to dress in trendy clothes, but there is (or was) such a thing as decorum.

I have a 16 year old niece who manages to look trendy and modest, and she's not representing the US abroad.
Posted by: Lauren at June 18, 2015 07:32 PM (MYCIw)

Good thing you're a stay at home mom (right?). Treasonous screeds like this would get you fired and stalked by the media.

But seriously, I agree with you. Barack and Michelle should make their daughters dress more appropriately during public appearances. Just one more way the couple demonstrates their lack of respect for anyone.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 07:42 PM (shFKH)

243 So there's a real Mary Cloggenstein? I guess Mary Clogginstein is a parody? Poe's law in action.

Posted by: The Donald at June 18, 2015 07:42 PM (F1Z8f)

244 "Oh and those osprey are pretty cool to watch."

The Osprey is ridiculously expensive to operate. Over eighty thousand dollars per flight-hour by some reports. One of the most costly aircraft to fly in the entire Pentagon stable of aircraft.

Keep that in mind when you see a gaggle of Ospreys all flying together as part of Obama's aerial motorcade. On your dime.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2015 07:44 PM (noWW6)

245 Chrissy!

Take all the pain pills you are offered! I am doing chemo right now and they really help.
A dear friend said " when they ask you pain. threshold from 1-10, always say 8. It works!

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 18, 2015 07:47 PM (zW5rQ)

246 Well it is true that when you have a lazy asshole who isn't worth a bucket of bandini at the top, what the Irish call "shite" rolls downhill.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 18, 2015 07:49 PM (Sda6L)

247 205 I am in bed, on husband's orders upon seeing Hobbit purplish foot, elevating and icing and oh, well. Hail's bells.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:25 PM (FCPu0)

What happened? Did you have an accident while running errands in your supermodel 5" heeled Louboutin's?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 07:51 PM (/3sWP)

248 I miss my pool. I miss having bones in right foot and wearing sandals or even shoes. I even miss the little lizards of Floriduh. I do like the mountains of the West in secret location. ha I do like house. I do like my husband who is hanging up laundry and feeling sorry for me. I was brave and did not request pain pills in ED. Big mistake. I am a moron.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:39 PM (FCPu0)

Oh, sweetie. {{{hug}}}

You need to search out some steel-toes butt-kicking boots, and then proceed to get with some butt kicking. That always makes me feel better.

And, trust me on this, take the pain pills. You heal faster if you aren't always stressed by pain, and if you take them with beer, then the happies set in.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2015 07:54 PM (+YMhA)

249 Dame Blinky, I actually liked some of Michelle's dresses. Even the yellow and blue lace one looked OK until she turned around and you realized with horror that the designer went on a meth bender before completing the dress.

And I don't know what was going on with the dark pink dress she put on and then proceeded to roll around on a floor covered with a wide strip of blood.

http://tinyurl.com/q53dfww

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 07:54 PM (shFKH)

250 Mooches dresses seem to me to be a put-on. She would rather be wearing poorly fitting jeans and a tshirt, as befits her natural grace and style (read: lack thereof). I want to shove a broomstick up her ass so she would stand up straight and give her a shot of aerosol Valium to get rid of the constant bitch face. I didn't think it was possible to dress so poorly with all the attention, designers and advice she gets, but, like in everything else, I'm sure she is convinced that she is superior to all, even those who have some taste and experience. I really will be happy when she fades off into the distance in a couple of years.

And those girls? Neither of them looks even remotely like their father's daughters, and both of them have inherited all Mooch's bad taste and lack of style. They also both already have the bitch face, and looks to be set in stone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 18, 2015 07:59 PM (+YMhA)

251 Hey Chique! Yes, some of her dresses are pretty. Her daughter's need to have longer dresses but they have been cute. Compared to past trips M's dresses are a vast improvement. Not sure why the first one had a vast black tent sewn to it as it was pretty. Glad to see your name again!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:59 PM (FCPu0)

252 244 Keep that in mind when you see a gaggle of Ospreys all flying together as part of Obama's aerial motorcade. On your dime.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 18, 2015 07:44 PM

Umm ok, fine. God forbid i should find a little joy in the shit sandwich we're being fed. But they'd still be flying gun ships, they have for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 18, 2015 08:00 PM (/3sWP)

253 Hey Chique! Yes, some of her dresses are pretty. Her daughter's need to have longer dresses but they have been cute. Compared to past trips M's dresses are a vast improvement. Not sure why the first one had a vast black tent sewn to it as it was pretty. Glad to see your name again!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 07:59 PM (FCPu0)

Thanks! Always love your comments. And sorry to hear about your injury. That sucks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 18, 2015 08:03 PM (shFKH)

254 Bebe @247....two nights ago I was preoccupied and came down new staircase of castle in dark, as you can kindof see from windows and stupid doors with glass. I missed last two steps and whacked my instep on oak floor (grabbed banister or else faceplant and real problems). I was and am a moron. I heard a crack of feets bones and went to ED. X-ray and doc and RN said no fracture, of which I was elated. Just, ha, just a contusion which has now swelled and hurts. I feel like i am walking on ping-pong ball. I was, in elation, thinking Advil would be fine, as I am a supermodel tough girl. So turned down pain pills. Did I tell you I am a moron? duh

Then, today, tough girl decided, nope, do not need to wrap, try to have normal out of bed day. Husband saw Hobbit foot and sent me to bed with ice. Meanwhile, my mother-in-law, a Yankee who would have unpacked the 200 boxes overnight after steam cleaning rugs, wonders why I am still unpacking (I have not told her of Hobbit foot as she is across town and I want to keep her there). xoxo Love y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 08:06 PM (FCPu0)

255

Yes, some of her dresses are pretty fabulous.

Posted by: Buick Design Department, Seats & Interiors at June 18, 2015 08:07 PM (FlRtG)

256 Regarding mini skirts. I have a photo somewhere in archives of life of me at a distant cousin's wedding in Baton Rouge. I chose, for the winter wedding, a lovely burgundy velvet number with ivory lace at sleeves and neck. I could touch the hem with my fingers, apparently, from photo. I was in bridal party serving punch. They put me behind tablecloth toot sweet. I had the legs for the dress, but in the family photo I would bet my beloved parents and grandmother and aunt wanted to killz me. The dress later became a top with jeans. But I was not a First Daughter representing the USA abroad (I was a first daughter and only daughter but parents still let me wear the mini dress and shock Baton Rouge relatives. I am shocked now to see the dress as olde).

I also have a photo of me wearing Daisy Dukes that

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 08:12 PM (FCPu0)

257 He is probably in what is known in corporate touchy-feely-teambuilding speak as mute termination.

It's when an employee is just there, doing just enough to get by, riding it out to the inevitable end of firing or, in his case, end of his term.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 18, 2015 08:13 PM (dg6oj)

258 oops, continued post. Hobbit foot and typing in weird position to blame.

I also had Daisy Dukes I wore to horrify other relatives at a reunion. Not sure why my parents put up for me. I have to say I did have good legs prior to olde age and Hobbit foot.

Oh, why did I not take the drug offered two nights ago? Why? Cries onto laptop.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Redneck Queen, Last of Romanovs' at June 18, 2015 08:15 PM (FCPu0)

259 The leader of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement got out of bed again this morning, dressed, brushed his teeth,
and then he talked out his arse...

Posted by: Doug at June 18, 2015 08:40 PM (50E+u)

260 Obama think a CEO just delegate leadership task to "smart people" and he just sit back

Posted by: oic at June 18, 2015 10:01 PM (uvlNx)

261 "And if the CEO is a semi-retired layabout prince who never had a real job in his life before"

That's not true. He sold drugs.

Posted by: Funkotron at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (c7rW1)

262 Imagine the CEO of Coke introduced a new product, but never bother to test it. Start marketing about how great the product is just 2 weeks before the launch only to find out the product doesn't work

Posted by: oic at June 18, 2015 10:03 PM (uvlNx)

263 We're in affirmative action world. That means people are chosen based on their race etc and will never never be accountable to anyone ever. Its only going to get worse from here, you do realize that. Federal and state governments will be dominated at the highest level by incompetent black people, people with spanish last names and no qualifications or experience, or at best fags or babes who screwed the right donors. That's America now.

Posted by: Ben H at June 18, 2015 10:05 PM (4R+mh)

264 I have to think that the OPM hack is going to come back and bite this administration. After all, it's government employees whose data got stolen. Government employees may not care when the IRS harasses conservatives or the VA neglects veterans, but they might care about harm to themselves.

Posted by: Joshua at June 18, 2015 10:48 PM (FNVIC)

265 Know who else like to watch a lot of TV? Chauncey Gardiner.

Life imitates art again.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (QIQ6j)

266 And that's why I've been calling him President Maynard G. Krebs. Work!

Posted by: Zelda at June 19, 2015 04:13 PM (/DTVR)

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