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The OPM Is the Perfect Symbol of the Age of Obama

Catastrophic failure not only without consequences -- but with barely any media or public notice.

AllahPundit makes a good point.

Obama has conditioned us to accept catastrophic failure as the New Normal -- even we conservatives don't expect accountability for failure, because failure now is the plan.

It's the ambition. It's the Engine Obama working on all cylinders and eating up highway in fifth gear.

And so the Republic dies, not with a bang but with a Reality TV singing show.

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM




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1 President FIRST Crapweasel.

Posted by: fly gal at June 16, 2015 04:50 PM (8TdcF)

2 Now to read the content...

Posted by: fly gal at June 16, 2015 04:50 PM (8TdcF)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 16, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)

4 That's President HISTORIC FIRST Crapweasel to you!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 16, 2015 04:51 PM (h4vJk)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 04:51 PM (ZaZH6)

6 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 16, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)

7 Hell, I'll be in and out in no time. Not a soul will notice.

Posted by: Alaric I at June 16, 2015 04:52 PM (l3vZN)

8 We weren't hacked, the Chinese were given the keys.

Prove me wrong.




(Actually, as I write this, I realize it *isn't* 100% sarcasm)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 16, 2015 04:52 PM (kff5f)

9 That was a great piece of writing by Jim Geraghty.

He needs to take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 04:52 PM (FsuaD)

10 Can't I just finish my waffle?

Posted by: Choklit Geezus at June 16, 2015 04:52 PM (ucB75)

11 And so the Republic dies, not with a bang but with a Reality TV singing show.

We'll be lucky if it's as benign as singing. I expect something far more disgusting.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 04:52 PM (ZKzrr)

12 Guess they're going to have to fire the entire civil service who have now been entirely compromised.


Morons get a pass since we can trust all of you.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (AC0lD)

13 The most secure data in the Obama Administration is the Whitehouse Visitor log.



Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (UhRGU)

14 If you like your private personal data, you can keep your private personal data.

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (YFFpo)

15 Isn't it the **3rd** data breach on his watch?
1st Bradley Manning/WikiLeaks
2nd Edward Snowden
3rd OPM

Bet it's not really the 3rd, though, considering Hillary's email and gawd knows what else has happened that's been hidden/disappeared.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (k2QA3)

16 I disagree about there being no consequences for catastrophic failure in the Obama administration.

There are definitely consequences.

The person or persons who failed catastrophically usually get promoted.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (o8Gus)

17 I'd forgotten about the Salahis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 04:53 PM (FsuaD)

18 No, we're going to have a bang.

I am pretty convinced that we will lose our next war. Not Harry Reid lose, but really lose.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 16, 2015 04:54 PM (659DL)

19 We weren't hacked, the Chinese were given the keys.


That was presented as testimony at the hearing today, apparently.
http://is.gd/s6cfGy

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)

20 Obama has conditioned us to accept catastrophic failure as the New Normal


The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations as governing strategy.


Affirmative Action President, y'all.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 16, 2015 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

21 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 16, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2)

22 Data breach? It's not a data breach if the data was never secure.

Posted by: Hillary (MyTurn) Clinton at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (UhRGU)

23 The hackers acted stupidly.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (JO9+V)

24 >>If you like your private personal data, you can keep your private personal data.

Heh.

Love their solution of offering up fed employees a free subscription to credit check services.

Oh, OK, that'll make it ALL better!!
That will totally protect America from foreign agents using the highly person background info they've obtained to recruit/blackmail key personnel.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (k2QA3)

25 The most secure data in the Obama Administration is the Whitehouse Visitor log.
____________

And Barky's passport data. Can't have any nosy snoopers looking into Dear Leader's college trip to Pok-ee-stan. Might prove embarrassing to the narrative.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (o8Gus)

26 The OPM - Office of Professional Misconduct.

Somehow fitting.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (ZaZH6)

27 I'd rather still be talkin tat's than how cruddy Obama runs the country

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (q+zA9)

28 Affirmative Action President, y'all.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 16, 2015

And as our friend garrett says, affirmative action has its consequences.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (9mTYi)

29 I can't tell how much is active malevolence and how much is cognitive dissonance.

Consider: to Progs government can't be wrong. If it's wrong then their entire worldview falls apart.

So ignoring the failures makes sense. You can't hold in your head simultaneously: "The VA is a disaster" and "we need single payer healthcare."

So the progs jettison the former to save the latter.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (s92xH)

30 >>>That was a great piece of writing by Jim Geraghty.

He needs to take the rest of the week off.

...

in some cultures, those linking a piece which has earned a week's rest also get a week's rest themselves.

google it

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (PA7DS)

31 yay quittin time

Posted by: Bigby's Noogie at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (3ZtZW)

32 Pithy and perfect, Ace!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (EgOr3)

33 she said, "It is not feasible to implement on networks that are too old."

Wait, what?

Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary for Cybersecurity Dr. Andy Ozment testified that encryption would "not have helped in this case" because the attackers had gained valid user credentials to the systems that they attacked - likely through social engineering

The problem with being a cynic is being right so often.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (kff5f)

34 Why shouldn't other countries know what we are doing?

Posted by: Uber Liberal at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (F2IAQ)

35 God. Do want me to pull out the liquor again tonight? I already did several times last week because the idea of info floating around the 'darknet' is freaking me out.

I guess I need to hit the liquor store.

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (lIU4e)

36 in some cultures, those linking a piece which has earned a week's rest also get a week's rest themselves.



google it





Posted by: ace at June 16, 2015 04:56 PM (PA7DS)


Okay. You, too. Nice linking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (FsuaD)

37 When you hate America and all it has ever stood for, why would you give a rat's ass if it fell apart?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (/tNwW)

38 >>> Pithy and perfect, Ace!

thank you. sorry I didn't post for a while. sometimes I lose track of when the last post was.

Also, I have a couple of posts i've been half-writing.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (PA7DS)

39 >>That was presented as testimony at the hearing today, apparently.
http://is.gd/s6cfGy


WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (k2QA3)

40 I wish Trump talked about this during his speech.
Where the hell is Congress on this?

Posted by: Iblis at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (9221z)

41 And so the Republic dies, not with a bang but with a Reality TV singing show.


--Is this the proper place for me to bitch more about the FBI investigating a stick-ball scandal?

Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (15/oZ)

42 Come on down to Earnie's House of Feck!

All feck is half off! We buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you!!

Posted by: Earnie's House of Feck at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (DYI7B)

43
>>The most secure data in the Obama Administration is the Whitehouse Visitor log.
____________


his college transcripts seem pretty hack proof

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (q+zA9)

44 At least TFG's college transcripts are still securely hidden.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (EgOr3)

45 Chicago is out? Chicago is OUT?

Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (P25Hh)

46 in some cultures, those linking a piece which has earned a week's rest also get a week's rest themselves.

That may be, ace.

Don't you wish we lived in one?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)

47 Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 04:55 PM (k2QA3)

As someone who's wife is a government worker I speak from experience: government workers are stupid.

The credit monitoring is to shut up the workers who are too stupid to see the greater implications (that China isn't interested in fake credit cards). The venn diagram with this group and AFGE members (who also vote 100% democratic) is 0.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (s92xH)

48

1) Deny
2) Diminish
3) Threaten the guilty
4) Punish the whistleblowers
5) Blame Bush

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 04:58 PM (evdj2)

49 30
true

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 16, 2015 04:58 PM (UhRGU)

50 Come on down to Earnie's House of Feck!



All feck is half off! We buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you!!

Posted by: Earnie's House of Feck at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (DYI7B)
I think Feck-for-Less has better prices.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 04:58 PM (EgOr3)

51 But they're gonna fix it for the 14 million plus affected.

Just check with your local DMV.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 04:58 PM (9HX7k)

52 Why do they hold hearings?

They never accomplish anything. No one is held accountable. No improvements are ever made. All they do is come up with a new Alphabet Soup Agency and pour more money down the f*cking toilet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 04:58 PM (9mTYi)

53 Listen, if a Republican was president he would not be able to get away with 1/1,000,000th of what the SCOAMF routinely gets away with.

You bet your ass that of the entire federal beuracracy was compromised while a Reupiblican sat behind the resolute desk the shit would be hitting the fan with the media, the opposition, the public and he'll even his own party.

In the immortal words of Joe Biden, this is a pretty big deal.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 16, 2015 04:59 PM (AtR8s)

54 Also, I have a couple of posts i've been half-writing.

Posted by: ace at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (PA7DS)
Standing by to half-read them, master!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 04:59 PM (EgOr3)

55 Chicago is out? Chicago is OUT?
Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (P25Hh)


Down goes Chicago
Down goes Chicago
Down goes Chicago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 04:59 PM (/tNwW)

56 Jeeeeeze...the Five playing the "greatest hits" from Trump's speech today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

57 People keep looking for his transcripts and birth certificates ... when they may not exist. Best dodge evah!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 16, 2015 04:59 PM (UhRGU)

58 If you can't afford to pay a qualified applicant as much as a private-sector firm could, one way to make up for the shortfall in compensation is with job security.

ShitLord or ShitHead?

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:00 PM (DL2i+)

59 The 70's and 80's called and want their technology back from the US government

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 05:00 PM (q+zA9)

60 >>The most secure data in the Obama Administration is the Whitehouse Visitor log.


And apparently the list of people who attended the "private" party at the WH last night, where Prince performed.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:00 PM (k2QA3)

61 Why do they hold hearings?

What the hell else are they gonna do until the good restaurants start dinner service?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:01 PM (EgOr3)

62 We have Dollar Feck here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 16, 2015 05:01 PM (JO9+V)

63 Insty had the Army of Davids
.gov is a Plethora of Weasels

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:01 PM (DL2i+)

64
How would a traitor's presidency bematerially different?
And remember this ass isn't done yet.

Posted by: simplemind at June 16, 2015 05:01 PM (5vV+V)

65 Just part of The Plan, folks. Just part of The Plan...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (YFFpo)

66 What the hell else are they gonna do until the good restaurants start dinner service?
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:01 PM (EgOr3

Palm, forehead, duh. Some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (9mTYi)

67 I will install a firewall and make China pay for it.

Posted by: Trumpy at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (W5DcG)

68 Why do they hold hearings?

What the hell else are they gonna do until the good restaurants start dinner service?



Insider trading?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (ZaZH6)

69 I'm still not totally sure why OPM needs specific data on all the federal employees in an easily hackable database online apparently), rather than leaving it in the agency they work for. Is there some reason for that?

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (lIU4e)

70 I think Feck-for-Less has better prices.
Posted by: Peaches
-------------------

Fecks-A-Million. Great prices!

And..., hya Peaches. You've been missed around here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (F2IAQ)

71 "Veterans died, waiting for care, while the branch offices of the VA assure Washington everything is fine."

And only briefly did the alphabet news outlets pick up and run with the story, only to have it stomped by the trade for B. Hussein Bergdahl.

Posted by: Rex B at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (igEaG)

72 HR,
Thank you for link.
I'm going to read & will be right back.

Posted by: Carol at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (sj3Ax)

73 53
A 'big deal' to Joe Biden is defined as a baloney sandwich or an olive with a pimento.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (UhRGU)

74 Fear not, citizen. National security may have been irrevocably compromised, but you will not have to worry about accidentally consuming transfat any longer.

* dusts hands *

Posted by: FDA at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (uctT+)

75 Obama keeps the EBT card full up every month. I don't ax fo mo then that. Every body nows that Bush was the wurst president ever. Obama be doin good.

Posted by: LaQuisha Johnson at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (xQX/f)

76 The Donald would protect our data. With his hair!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (EgOr3)

77 Attention: Dana Perino has a pulse. Just said (more or less) Obama was better than Trump.

SMDH

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (x6d4B)

78 Whole Fecks stocks organic fecks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (F2IAQ)

79 Whole Fecks stocks organic fecks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (F2IAQ)

80 so when do the people responsible for the federal gov't's network security get their promotions and bonuses?

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (qSIlh)

81 Obama has done a great job with cyber security.

Posted by: Jeb! at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (G+wEf)

82 Posted by: ace at June 16, 2015 04:57 PM (PA7DS)

That's OK.

We wander off on tangents half wishing for new posts.

BTW. Take the rest of the week off. I'm off till Thursday. After that, I've got it.

Still need you in the podcast, though.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (9HX7k)

83 Corgis called.

Tell 'em to leave a message.

...rather than leaving it in the agency they work for. Is there some reason for that?

Because OPM is the one doing the security investigation, not the requesting agency or entity.


Posted by: Lloyd Braun at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (PMGbu)

84 Foreign hackers hoovering up confidential data at OPM and Granny Clinton hitting the reset button on her personal e-mail server potentially containing classified data? Those are just small time offenses. Not even worth a few bytes of storage on the FBI's $451M Sentinel program.

But one MLB team hacking another's systems? Why that's almost as bad as Martha Stewart telling a fib! We need to rain G-men down on Saint Louis post haste.

Posted by: Ken in NH at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (qFlZT)

85
"I am pretty convinced that we will lose our next war. Not Harry Reid lose, but really lose."

When our enemies share this view, is when the war starts. They aren't there yet, but they areinching up to it.

Posted by: simplemind at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (5vV+V)

86 Attention: Dana Perino has a pulse. Just said (more or less) Obama was better than Trump.

SMDH
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (x6d4B)

NO she did not.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (/tNwW)

87 As some Moron once commented (paraphrasing), Obama could rape little boys while biting the heads of kittens on the White House lawn, and nothing would change. No impeachment, no criticism from the MSM knobgobblers. Nada. Because Obama and an increasing number of people who simply don't care.

Mr. Fly Guy and I were having dinner at our usual haunt Friday night, and another regular--a 93-year-old WWII veteran--asked us in all sincerity "Name one thing Obama has done wrong." Every point we cited was dismissed as Fox propaganda.

Why I drink.



Posted by: fly gal at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (8TdcF)

88 Bars of pure Feck, three for a dollar!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (evdj2)

89 "Nice" that Trump got in a dig at Perry's announcement, dissing the hangar and the heat.

Yeah, Donald. I saw a whole lotta American heroes surrounding *you* today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (FsuaD)

90 Solar power will produce feck for free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (F2IAQ)

91 Hey man, like shit happens. What's my tee time this weekend?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (0FSuD)

92 in some cultures, those linking a piece which has earned a week's rest also get a week's rest themselves.


----

I found only one culture--a sentient arboreal species indigenous to the forest moon of Endor.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (VAsIq)

93 Not a direct quote. Too pissed to dvr it and she can kiss my butt either way.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (x6d4B)

94 Not a direct quote. Too pissed to dvr it and she can kiss my butt either way.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (x6d4B)

95 re 73: a "big deal" to Joe Biden is four spades and a club. I'd rather not tell you what it's called.

Posted by: mallfly at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (qSIlh)

96 What the hell else are they gonna do until the good restaurants start dinner service?



Hey, look at this.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (ZKzrr)

97 Attention: Dana Perino has a pulse. Just said (more or less) Obama was better than Trump.



SMDH

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (x6d4B)



NO she did not.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (/tNwW)
Please say this is not true. Or put a link. I am already doing some pre-emptive drinking, so it's okay. Just tell us!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (EgOr3)

98 Because OPM is the one doing the security investigation, not the requesting agency or entity.

1. I thought the FBI did the background checks,
2. Why can't they delete the info when they are through?

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (lIU4e)

99 Just part of The Plan, folks. Just part of The Plan...
Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2015 05:02 PM (YFFpo)


---------------------------------------


Yes it is. The marxists/leftists have been planning on a presidency and regime like this for decades. And they're not done yet. They won't stop until the destruction is complete.

Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (P25Hh)

100 Gentlemen, we must not allow a feck gap!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (evdj2)

101 Which is more important to national security?

Protecting the personal information of everyone working for the government.


Knowing how often people are calling for takeout food.



I know which one the government thinks is mor important.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (z/Ubi)

102 Not a direct quote. Too pissed to dvr it and she can kiss my butt either way.
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (x6d4B)

Not even close. What she said was 100% true. how are you going to get Mexico to pay for a wall? Yeah it makes us feel good to hear Trump say that, but we all know it's just words with no meaning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (/tNwW)

103 When our enemies share this view, is when the war starts. They aren't there yet, but they areinching up to it.

And when the missiles come sailing in, as I'm ever more afraid they're going to do, it's too late.

Gonna be tough to watch Reality TV when your set was toasted by EMP...

Posted by: Lloyd Braun at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (PMGbu)

104 I apologize for not having the direct quote. I don't like the fact that she's never shown that kind of passion against Obama.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:06 PM (x6d4B)

105 Please say this is not true. Or put a link. I am already doing some pre-emptive drinking, so it's okay. Just tell us!!!
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:05 PM (EgOr3)


She didn't say anything like that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:07 PM (/tNwW)

106 Thank God I found you all, I don't have enough to suffer this alone. Still waiting for the SMOD, though.

Posted by: Agent J at June 16, 2015 05:07 PM (yBvnI)

107 You can get them to pay for the wall the way someone on here suggested earlier: Tax the crap out of the money sent back. Why can't that happen?

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:07 PM (x6d4B)

108 "The most secure data in the Obama Administration is the Whitehouse Visitor log.
____________

And Barky's passport data. Can't have any nosy snoopers looking into Dear Leader's college trip to Pok-ee-stan. Might prove embarrassing to the narrative."

Not even close

Posted by: Barky's College Transcripts at June 16, 2015 05:07 PM (VPLuQ)

109 Gentlemen, we must not allow a feck gap!



Federal subsidies for feck deserts!

Posted by: Vox at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (ZKzrr)

110 Oh. Check post #6.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (9HX7k)

111 If you like your feck, you can keep your feck.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (EgOr3)

112 OPM? Is that that new band from Seattle? I wonder why anybody would want to steal their personal info.

Hillary is so bad-ass. See wold never let bad people steal data.

Ooh, a new reality show about dancing on a desert island..

What were we talking about?

Posted by: LIV Train Of Thought at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (1BQGO)

113 The Choom has been a massive fail at everything he has tried to do. That is what happens when you elect a "clean and articulate negro" instead of a competent administrator.


If he had been a white male Republican the MFM would be on his back 24/7 for everything after his first 6 months. And they would have good cause to.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (GpgJl)

114 Mr. Fly Guy and I were having dinner at
our usual haunt Friday night, and another
regular--a 93-year-old WWII veteran--asked
us in all sincerity "Name one thing Obama
has done wrong." Every point we cited was
dismissed as Fox propaganda.



Was he a German or Russian vet?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (ZaZH6)

115 What the hell is that picture Drudge has up in the top left corner?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)

116 Can't wait for the Ken Burn's Obama documentary on PBS in about 5 years, with the violins and the gospel singers and narrated by Morgan Freeman...
You'll think this guy was just what he thinks he is.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 16, 2015 05:09 PM (YFFpo)

117 I guess maybe OPM does do the background checks. I always thought it was FBI.

Still, though.

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:09 PM (lIU4e)

118 Under Trump our data would have five levels of protection, sorta like his hair, which has five levels of direction.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 16, 2015 05:09 PM (xQX/f)

119 >>>He needs to take the rest of the week off.

...

>>in some cultures, those linking a piece which has earned a week's rest also get a week's rest themselves.


I have seen it both ways.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (0xTsz)

120 Jimmy Carter with a tan, if Jimmy Carter was lazy and hated his country.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (evdj2)

121 from foreign agents using the highly person background info they've obtained to recruit/blackmail key personnel.

Since Democrats are no longer ashamed of anything they cannot be blackmailed so it's a Hastert problem now.

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (DL2i+)

122 1. I thought the FBI did the background checks,

2. Why can't they delete the info when they are through?


1. Used to, but OPM and evermore often, OPM subcontractors, are doing the investigations these days.

2. They really aren't through until the clearance holder dies. That, and you can't maintain a baseline on someone with respect to their periodic reinvestigation for their security clearance if you've deleted all prior data.

Posted by: Lloyd Braun at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (PMGbu)

123 What the hell is that picture Drudge has up in the top left corner?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:09 PM (evdj2)
Right? Something that is obviously supposed to represent, in some ridiculous way, that annoying flappy-mouthed buttinsky pope. I didn't get it, either.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (EgOr3)

124 I guess maybe OPM does do the background checks. I always thought it was FBI.
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I've been interviewed by State Department guys doing background checks.

Posted by: Sorry, Bob. You'll have to work for it. at June 16, 2015 05:10 PM (F2IAQ)

125 Exasperating, isn't it? But Obummer and his administration haven't given 1 rat's ass about national security-or any other sort of security-since he got into office. To Obummer and his ilk, the government exists solely to hand out taxpayer money to the deserving electorates and Friends Of The President, and punishing people the LSM thinks are Really Mean. Actual constitutional duties like protecting the Republic, the citizens at large, or just keeping an eye out on our interests have no value, or are considered to be non-PC.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:12 PM (ry4ab)

126 Oddly enough.....

My office got hit by a "hostage" virus today. Several people got an email purpoting to be about a "resume" with a zip file attached (RED FLAG NUMERO UNO). Of course, one of them clicked on the zip file.

Next thing you know, we were all told to shut down immediately. Not sure what the ransom amount was. I left early because I was dead in the water. They were still running virus scans on our machines when I left.

Kids: DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:12 PM (0bGVx)

127 And Barky's passport data. Can't have any nosy
snoopers looking into Dear Leader's college trip to Pok-ee-stan. Might
prove embarrassing to the narrative."



Not even close

Posted by: Barky's College Transcripts>>>

Try again

Posted by: Chicago Bathhouse Membership at June 16, 2015 05:12 PM (wrS2o)

128 If he had been a white male Republican the MFM would be on his back 24/7 for everything after his first 6 months.


If he'd been a white guy he'd still be trying to get into the Illinois state legislature.

Posted by: Vox at June 16, 2015 05:13 PM (ZKzrr)

129
Mr. Fly Guy and I were having dinner at our
usual haunt Friday night, and another regular--a 93-year-old WWII
veteran--asked us in all sincerity "Name one thing Obama has done
wrong." Every point we cited was dismissed as Fox propaganda.



Why I drink.









Posted by: fly gal at June 16, 2015 05:04 PM (8TdcF)


We sat at the bar for dinner Friday night with a former Marine who fought in Vietnam. Same damned thing.


And as I picked up my fork to eat my salad, he said, "Let me tell you about a nice summer day, when I crested a hill and saw 600 gook bodies the size of water buffaloes cooking in the sun."

Appetite. Ruined. I did thank him for his service, even though he was an Obamabot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)

130 Off, ignorant lickspittle sock

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:14 PM (ZKzrr)

131 >>1. Used to, but OPM and evermore often, OPM subcontractors, are doing the investigations these days.

Ah, so this is a change? That makes sense.

>>2. They really aren't through until the clearance holder dies. That, and you can't maintain a baseline on someone with respect to their periodic reinvestigation for their security clearance if you've deleted all prior data.

Most federal employees are non sensitive non secret. Do they really need all that until they die? That seems ridiculous.

At the very least, they could have put this info in a back vault somewhere, instead of in easily hackable places...

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (lIU4e)

132 77 Attention: Dana Perino has a pulse. Just said (more or less) Obama was better than Trump.

SMDH
Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:03 PM (x6d4B

When her good looks leave her, life will be a bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (9mTYi)

133 I self-identify as FIRST!!........and as a transsexual African-American lesbian of Lithuanian extraction.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (sCHw2)

134 Appetite. Ruined. I did thank him for his service, even though he was an Obamabot.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)

Most Vietnam vets came home in one piece, mentally and physically.
Some didn't. I cut them some slack, like you did.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (0bGVx)

135 "Even President Obama has not suggested getting Mexico to pay for a wall."

That is true and I apologize for misquoting her. I still do not like her attitude towards Eric, repeatedly cutting him off. She wouldn't let him answer the question, and her stale attitude represents everything that's wrong with "our" party.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (x6d4B)

136 I did thank him for his service, even though he was an Obamabot.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)


I've spent much time around Veterans, Vietnam era and otherwise. Yes, thanks for your service, but if you behave like an ass, I'm going to call you an ass.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (TOk1P)

137 126
Oddly enough.....

My office got hit by a "hostage" virus today.
Several people got an email purpoting to be about a "resume" with a zip
file attached (RED FLAG NUMERO UNO). Of course, one of them clicked on
the zip file.

Next thing you know, we were all told to shut down
immediately. Not sure what the ransom amount was. I left early because I
was dead in the water. They were still running virus scans on our
machines when I left.

Kids: DON'T TOUCH THE BUTTON.
---------------
Right, no attachments on my resume the next time I submit it to a company. Got ya on it.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (ry4ab)

138 Some of them were apparently too busy eating to pay attention to notice data breach!

Posted by: Carol at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (sj3Ax)

139 And as I picked up my fork to eat my salad, he said, "Let me tell you about a nice summer day, when I crested a hill and saw 600 gook bodies the size of water buffaloes cooking in the sun."Appetite. Ruined. I did thank him for his service, even though he was an Obamabot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)


------------------------------------------


I would have looked him in the eye and called horseshit. The NVA and the VC were very efficient in policing up their dead.

Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (P25Hh)

140 "I've been interviewed by State Department guys doing background checks."

Last interview I had was about two months ago for a friend with the FAA.


Contractor.

Posted by: VIA, Self Identified Vagitarian at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (VPLuQ)

141 BTW, Trump is clearly not the answer.

However, the reflexively nasty attitude to new ideas is instructive.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at June 16, 2015 05:18 PM (x6d4B)

142 111 If you like your feck, you can keep your feck.
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:08 PM (EgOr3)

Well feck me to tears.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:18 PM (9mTYi)

143 Yeah, and Americans want their gummint to continue on with subsidized medical insurance.

Dumb fucks.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 16, 2015 05:18 PM (U6f54)

144
Most Vietnam vets came home in one piece, mentally and physically.
Some didn't. I cut them some slack, like you did.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:16 PM (0bGVx)


Yeah. I lost a couple of high school friends over there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)

145 Right, no attachments on my resume the next time I submit it to a company. Got ya on it.



Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (ry4ab)

As I said, it was a zip file. If you've got to convert your resume to a zip file to send it to an employer, you're doing it wrong....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:19 PM (0bGVx)

146 Feck me?! NO, FECK YOU!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 16, 2015 05:19 PM (evdj2)

147 maintain a baseline on someone with respect to their periodic reinvestigation for their security clearance if you've deleted all prior data.

Why put any of this online anyway? Gather it on paper, sign the guy off, file it in a vault, get it out of the vault as needed. Whatever advantage they got putting it on disk was ENTIRELY lost.

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:19 PM (DL2i+)

148 >>Since Democrats are no longer ashamed of anything they cannot be blackmailed so it's a Hastert problem now.

I'm more concerned about them targeting key personnel should we be under an attack - say a key decision-maker at DHS in the event of a city/region having its utilities attacked, or someone who approves visas, that sort of thing. Not people in the public eye.

The hackers now have info on everyone in federal government, so they can finess a wide variety of shenanigans by pressuring just the right nameless, faceless bureaucrats who are gatekeepers in some capacity.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:20 PM (k2QA3)

149 Heh. The Five mocking MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)

150 What are all you wingers whining about? Obama promised he would have the most transparent administration in history and he has delivered.

Let's not quibble about who he is being transparent to.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2015 05:20 PM (g1DWB)

151 As I said, it was a zip file. If you've got to convert your resume to a zip file to send it to an employer, you're doing it wrong....


Posted by: Tex Lovera

I had a lot of videos that I felt helped explain my previous career.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at June 16, 2015 05:20 PM (VAsIq)

152 Feck me?! NO, FECK YOU!


Feck all y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:20 PM (ZaZH6)

153 As I said, it was a zip file. If you've got to
convert your resume to a zip file to send it to an employer, you're
doing it wrong....


Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:19 PM (0bGVx)
And if someone in your firm is paste-eating stupid enough to open a zip file from an unknown source, I hope they are now unemployed.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (EgOr3)

154 Nobody expects accountability because the Obama administration is wholly without shame, honor, or integrity, and congress is wholly without spines or gonads. Nobody will pay a price because the people who could make them pay will not. Even the voters won't, apparently.

I'm still not clear on how someone could get almost a total majority of their base, the majority of the independent middle, and a slim piece of the opponent's base... and still lose. Some kind of mathematical miracle or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (GsvmL)

155 Remember when the JEF conveyed to Russia that "after his next election" he'd have more flexibility to deal with Russia? WTF was that about? Will we ever know?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)

156 And it's also the price of competitive government hiring: If you can't afford to pay a qualified applicant as much as a private-sector firm could, one way to make up for the shortfall in compensation is with job security.

Uncompetitive salaries are a very large part of the problem. As I've said on this site before, the problem is that in the government, those with low skills are overpaid, and those with high skills are underpaid. We train 'em up, get them a security clearance, and they're out the door. What sentient being wouldn't leave for the chance to double or even triple their salary?

Job security doesn't mean much when there are literally tens of thousands of IT jobs in VA alone going begging.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (LAe3v)

157 I don't mean nothin' by it. It's just big, that's all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (evdj2)

158 $80 Billion spent, rather wasted!

Posted by: Carol at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (sj3Ax)

159 And if someone in your firm is paste-eating stupid enough to open a zip file from an unknown source, I hope they are now unemployed.
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (EgOr3)


Nope, probably be working for the Federal Gov next

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:22 PM (/tNwW)

160 Drudge picture is a Raven attacking a Dove.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry, that eats dog at June 16, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

161 fifth time today. off sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 16, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

162 Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:19 PM (0bGVx)

We are all surrounded by FUCKING idiots.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (9HX7k)

163 160
Drudge picture is a Raven attacking a Dove.



Racisssst! Oh...wait...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (FsuaD)

164 >>> WTF was that about? Will we ever know?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD) <<<
Yes.......Yes, you will.

Posted by: The Ukraine, Poland, and the Baltic States at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (sCHw2)

165 And if someone in your firm is paste-eating stupid enough to open a zip file from an unknown source, I hope they are now unemployed.
Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (EgOr3)


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This is true. Where I work, we all get emails every 90 days warning all of us about this. No excuse.

Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (P25Hh)

166 131
Most federal employees are non sensitive non secret. Do they really need all that until they die? That seems ridiculous.


At the very least, they could have put this info in a back vault somewhere, instead of in easily hackable places...
-----------------
Yes dear Lea, the government needs to keep ALL employee data of ALL levels in the same server farm with the same 10-year old security protocols and the same 10-year old computer networks to access them. And location of the vaults is not really a thing, since the hackers simply got into the electronic back door and got everything. The USA is the #1 internet linked nation, but we are not #1 in internet security, and the whole world knows it.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (ry4ab)

167 Jane, I was a bit too young to have any of my friends over there. But my older siblings did. I know there was at least one of their friends who didn't make it back alive.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (0bGVx)

168 've spent much time around Veterans, Vietnam era and otherwise. Yes, thanks for your service, but if you behave like an ass, I'm going to call you an ass.
Posted by: Burt
-----------------

I feel nothing but respect and gratitude for all Vet's service...., but they do not get a pass for entertaining flawed social/political perspective. See: John Kerry

Posted by: Sorry, Bob. You'll have to work for it. at June 16, 2015 05:24 PM (F2IAQ)

169 by pressuring just the right nameless, faceless bureaucrats

A GENERAL just talked about his HUSBAND FFS. Theoretically it's a big deal, practically the blackmailers are liable to get a LOLWUT.

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:24 PM (DL2i+)

170 167
Jane, I was a bit too young to have any of my friends over there. But my
older siblings did. I know there was at least one of their friends who
didn't make it back alive.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:23 PM (0bGVx)


Our goofy, class clown was killed three weeks after arriving there. Sweet, kind, funny kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (FsuaD)

171 I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (q+zA9)

172 >>exdem13

I know that you know what I'm saying, which is that OPM is dumb. And reckless. And I'm really, really pissed about it. Right?

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (lIU4e)

173 >>Raven attacking a dove.


Picture is from this (January 27th, 2014): "A crow and a seagull attacked two white doves released by children
standing next to Pope Francis on Sunday at St. Peter's Square.The birds
of prey swooped down after the peace doves flew from the open window
in the Apostolic Palace."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (k2QA3)

174 I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......


5 & 1/4?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (ZaZH6)

175 And if someone in your firm is paste-eating stupid
enough to open a zip file from an unknown source, I hope they are now
unemployed.


Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:21 PM (EgOr3)

My money is on someone in upper-level management, 60+.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (0bGVx)

176 A GENERAL just talked about his HUSBAND FFS.
Theoretically it's a big deal, practically the blackmailers are liable
to get a LOLWUT.

Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:24 PM (DL2i+)
Exactly! Aside from that idiot Hastert, what is left for anyone to feel threatened by?

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (EgOr3)

177 Drudge kills me with his news placement.

All in one block:

POPE ISSUES DIRE CLIMATE WARNING...
'UNPRECEDENTED DAMAGE'...
RICH NATIONS DESTROYING POOR...
CALLS FOR NEW GLOBAL AUTHORITY...
Nationwide exorcism in Mexico...
What happens when an entire country becomes infested with demons?

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)

178 172
>>exdem13



I know that you know what I'm saying, which is that OPM is dumb. And reckless. And I'm really, really pissed about it. Right?

Posted by: Lea at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (lIU4e)


Lea, hold a glass next to your USB port and I'll share a nice, cold white wine.

And...I saw something I thought I'd never see in the super Kroger last week.

Wine in cans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)

179 5 1/4?

8".

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (ZKzrr)

180 .The birds
of prey swooped down after the peace doves flew from the open window
in the Apostolic Palace."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (k2QA3)

Us Lutherans gloated while eating Jello Salad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (9mTYi)

181 .The birds
of prey swooped down after the peace doves flew from the open window
in the Apostolic Palace."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (k2QA3)

Us Lutherans gloated while eating Jello Salad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (9mTYi)

182 What happens when an entire country becomes infested with demons?

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)
You're soaking in it . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (EgOr3)

183 >>>
171
I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 05:25 PM (q+zA9) <<<

We rate this TRUE!!

Posted by: International Prostitutes at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (sCHw2)

184 Gonna be tough to watch Reality TV when your set was toasted by EMP...


Posted by: Lloyd Braun


On the bright side, your disappointment will be brief.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2015 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

185 145
Right, no attachments on my resume the next time I submit it to a company. Got ya on it.


Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:17 PM (ry4ab)

As I
said, it was a zip file. If you've got to convert your resume to a zip
file to send it to an employer, you're doing it wrong....


Posted by: Tex Lovera
------------
What you said is true, but I have been known to overlook details and that final edit before. Sadly my ham-handed computer experience and skill is the median range of the average American office worker. Probably the statistical mean of the government workers.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:28 PM (ry4ab)

186 What happens when an entire country becomes infested with demons?
Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (evdj2)

It is then a part of the Islamic Caliphate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:28 PM (9mTYi)

187 The worst thing about an EMP will be missing this place.

That, and thirst and starvation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:28 PM (FsuaD)

188 Posted by: DaveA at June 16, 2015 05:24 PM (DL2i+)

We figure if we put it all out there, they won't have anything on us.

Sir Shankalot

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:28 PM (9HX7k)

189 In the naive Goode Olden Dayes of, say, 2009 and 2010, one would ask the question, "Is Obama trying to wreck the country, or is he just incompetent?"

We no longer ask that question. The answer, it turned out, was option A: It is most definitely intentional.

He is America's sworn enemy. Since Day 1 he has been trying to Bring It All Down.

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (jBuUi)

190 I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......





5 1/4?>>

Bernoulli disks?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (wrS2o)

191 Exactly! Aside from that idiot Hastert, what is left for anyone to feel threatened by?


Posted by: Peaches

The fact that some guy with access to a secure facility has a daughter in China, and China, now knowing his security clearance and the location of his daughter thanks to the hack, can make this guy do whatever the hell they want him to do.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (VAsIq)

192 Wine in cans.

My local Kroger has wine in Tetra Paks. I've no idea if it's any good.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (ZKzrr)

193 174
I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......





5 1/4?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:26 PM (ZaZH6)

Hell, they probably still use IBM keypunch cards and reel tapes...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (0bGVx)

194 That, and thirst and starvation.
Posted by: Jane
-----------------
Heh.

Posted by: Typhus at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (F2IAQ)

195 And...I saw something I thought I'd never see in the super Kroger last week.

Wine in cans.


Just because you're facing the zombie apocalypse shouldn't mean you can't enjoy a refreshingly impertinent little Pinot Grigio now and then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (8ZskC)

196 That, and thirst and starvation.

Fresh dairy products are what I will miss most in the Burning Time. Cows are just too dumb and tasty to survive the collapse.

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (evdj2)

197 Hell, they probably still use IBM Honeywell keypunch cards and reel tapes...
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Edited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (F2IAQ)

198 >>Exactly! Aside from that idiot Hastert, what is left for anyone to feel threatened by?

There are still some taboo vices. They could also go old school and prey upon someone who is in a lot of debt, gambling problem, or send a honeypot to seduce someone in a bad marriage (Ana Chapman), etc.
People are still human and have secrets and weaknesses, despite the current let-it-all-hang-out culture, and they are still vulnerable to recruitment or extortion. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (k2QA3)

199 I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......


Wax cylinders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (8ZskC)

200 155
Remember when the JEF conveyed to Russia that "after his next election"
he'd have more flexibility to deal with Russia? WTF was that about? Will
we ever know?
---------------
I bet Putin knows about that "flexibility" and I bet that it has been mutually beneficial to both parties in that conversation.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (ry4ab)

201 Honestly, isn't OPM really the story of Obama?

Posted by: Media Sycophant #69 at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (sCHw2)

202 Hell, they probably still use IBM Honeywell keypunch cards and reel tapes...
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Edited edit...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:31 PM (F2IAQ)

203 Knotted strings

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:31 PM (evdj2)

204 Honestly, isn't OPM really the story of Obama?


Posted by: Media Sycophant #69

Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 16, 2015 05:31 PM (VAsIq)

205 192
Wine in cans.

My local Kroger has wine in Tetra Paks. I've no idea if it's any good.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:29 PM (ZKzrr)


I just read an article saying the Tetra Paks and canned wines are very good. I've actually bought boxed red wine and it keeps well on the bar and husband says it's very drinkable. Especially when he uses the wine aerator.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

206
>>People are still human and have secrets and weaknesses, despite the current let-it-all-hang-out culture, and they are still vulnerable to recruitment or extortion. Where there's a will, there's a way.


nah, not today

Posted by: Facebook at June 16, 2015 05:31 PM (q+zA9)

207
199
I think the US government still uses floppy disks, the big ones.......


Wax cylinders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)



cough **stone tablets**cough

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

208 The Nazi regime recorded many of Hitler's speeches on magnetic wire recordings, because everyone knows that wire is the format of the future and forever!!!

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (jBuUi)

209 We just got this new machine in our office called a fax machine. It only takes 12 minutes per page! 12 MINUTES PER PAGE!!!!!

Posted by: Federal Gov't Worker at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (WiU5D)

210 197
Hell, they probably still use IBM Honeywell keypunch cards and reel tapes...

-------------



Edited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (F2IAQ)

Heh.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (0bGVx)

211 You wouldn't think it would be that easy to hack into a network of Commodore 64s

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (8ZskC)

212 >>>
Drudge picture is a Raven attacking a Dove.<<<

Didn't that happen when the Vatican announced the selection of the new pope?

I mean, it's not an omen or anything, just a predator killing prey for sustenance.

Posted by: Fritz at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (GFrM3)

213 still vulnerable to recruitment or extortion.
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That assumes an innate sense of shame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (F2IAQ)

214 "Obama has conditioned us to accept catastrophic failure as the New Normal -- even we conservatives don't expect accountability for failure, because failure now is the plan."

You're giving him too much credit. It's like saying, "The retard we sent to the tournament with Gary Kasparov has lost every game. He's conditioning us to expect failure".

Posted by: John Boehnbag at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (xkSSa)

215 Those wire recordings still play. Kind of rough sounding but they last longer than magnetic tape (also a German invention, I believe. Last time I thought I knew about inventions it was suggested to be hooey).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (GsvmL)

216 People are still human and have secrets and weaknesses, despite the current let-it- all-hang-out culture, and they are still vulnerable to recruitment or extortion. Where there's a will, there's a way.

nah, not today
Posted by: Facebook



Criminal acts.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (ZaZH6)

217 You wouldn't think it would be that easy to hack into a network of Commodore 64s

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (8ZskC)
But, the TRS-80s, they should have been secure!!!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (EgOr3)

218 Feckers-R-Us

Posted by: Hank at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (y0s0q)

219 As Greg Gutfeld said last week, there's no one among us who doesn't have something in their past they'd be embarrassed to get out.

So blackmail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (FsuaD)

220 12 MINUTES PER PAGE!!!!!
Posted by: Federal Gov't Worker at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (WiU5D)

Where do you purchase the thermal fax paper from?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (9mTYi)

221 209
We just got this new machine in our office called a fax machine. It only takes 12 minutes per page! 12 MINUTES PER PAGE!!!!!

Posted by: Federal Gov't Worker at June 16, 2015 05:32 PM (WiU5D)

Using thermal paper, no doubt.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (0bGVx)

222 Hollerith FTW!!!!

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (jBuUi)

223 Posted by: Media Sycophant #69 at June 16, 2015 05:30 PM (sCHw2)

ace?

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (9HX7k)

224 That assumes an innate sense of shame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'm sorry? What does that even mean?

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

225 >>The fact that some guy with access to a secure facility has a daughter
in China, and China, now knowing his security clearance and the location
of his daughter thanks to the hack, can make this guy do whatever the
hell they want him to do.

Also, remember that Hansen dude who was filming his wife and other people surreptitiously (IIRC - he was weird)? He also had a ginormous ego and spying against America made him feel oh-so superior. If they got security clearance background info does this mean they have psych evaluations, personality profile type info?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (k2QA3)

226 *shakes fist at Misanthropic Human*

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:34 PM (0bGVx)

227 Fecks Prime has FREE Two Day Shipping!

Posted by: Algore at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (4oRGs)

228 I just received another email telling me to watch for correspondence either by snail mail or mail to tell me if my info was compromised. Then all of us unlucky saps get to sign up for a credit monitoring service that OPM has contracted with.

Screwed and not in the good way.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

229 COBOL programmer opportunties in friendly Republic of China. Identity theft experience preferred.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (xQX/f)

230 You're giving him too much credit. It's like saying, "The retard we sent to the tournament with Gary Kasparov has lost every game. He's conditioning us to expect failure".

Yeah I agree, there's not any big overarching plan with these guys. They aren't Bond villains working this all out around a big table with trapdoors under the seats. They're more like an insane asylum with power, continuously flooding the world with their lunacy and incompetence so badly that nobody can keep up.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (GsvmL)

231 172
>>exdem13



I know that you know what I'm saying, which is that OPM is dumb. And reckless. And I'm really, really pissed about it. Right?
------------
Yes Lea, I read you loud and clear on the government-level stupidity involved. I'm telling you from past employment experience that you are sadly correct and are not lowballing the lack of imagination involved at storing government data. And the lack of security in guarding it.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (ry4ab)

232 You know who is thrilled Trump got in? Those 2 escaped convicts in Upstate NY. Ya haven't heard squat shit about them today ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (/tNwW)

233 >>That assumes an innate sense of shame.

This may actually be a feature and not a bug. Since nobody in government has a sense of shame anymore and it seems we are now allowed to be whatever we want to be, I'm currently torn between an orca and a great white shark, we may be approaching a government that is beyond blackmail.

I bet those commies didn't see that coming!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (g1DWB)

234 "That assumes an innate sense of shame."

Big assumption with this crew.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)

235 People call me "feckless." It's true. I have zero fecks to give.

Posted by: Peace Prize Preznit at June 16, 2015 05:36 PM (8TdcF)

236 Signs from the world economy not good. Too much geopolitical uncertainty. Too much market weakness. Bad things are coming

Posted by: mattress girl at June 16, 2015 05:36 PM (wa1is)

237 I just received another email telling me to watch for correspondence either by snail mail or mail to tell me if my info was compromised.

It will come as a .zip attachment.

Posted by: Tiny Elvis at June 16, 2015 05:36 PM (evdj2)

238 228
I just received another email telling me to watch for correspondence
either by snail mail or mail to tell me if my info was compromised.
Then all of us unlucky saps get to sign up for a credit monitoring
service that OPM has contracted with.



Screwed and not in the good way.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

Actually, if I was the hacker, I'd send just such an email, but directing you to a bogus site, where you'd enter even more of your sensitive information.
I'm a warped kid that way.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (0bGVx)

239 One of there Sailors in my Unit got a letter from the DOD that his info was compromised in this latest Chicom theft

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (/tNwW)

240
What is a 'zip file' ?

??

Posted by: 55yo Fed Employee at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (q+zA9)

241 "....dismissed as Fox propaganda. "

Yeah, I've had that conversation, too.

I only wish that Fox was putting out 24 / 7 anti-Dem propaganda instead of the pitiful krap they have.
Can't bear to watch their RINO-meets-Commie-lite BS.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (OCcU9)

242 "I just read an article saying the Tetra Paks and canned wines are very good. "


I'm gonna have to try a can of wine someday. Something tells me though that it might taste a little like Delaware Punch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (LA7Cm)

243 Big assumption with this crew.
Posted by: Ricardo
---------------------

We are a landscape of honor, character and good taste , relative to D.C.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (F2IAQ)

244 Off mattress girl sock

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (wa1is)

245 This is weird. Last year I had squash out the ying-yang in the garden, and now the one plant isn't doing anything.

Sorry for the O/T. The EMP talk got me thinking about food and survival.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)

246 Really, it's amazing how mach data you can encode on a Jacquard Loom punch card! EBT status, political donations, STD diagnosis -- everything that defines a person in Obama's America, on one handy card!

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (jBuUi)

247 The Seth Rollins trash-talking of Cleveland is frickin' hilarious.

Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (15/oZ)

248 As Greg Gutfeld said last week, there's no one among us who doesn't have something in their past they'd be embarrassed to get out.

So blackmail.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."
Cardinal Richelieu

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (uctT+)

249 What is a 'zip file' ?

??

Posted by: 55yo Fed Employee at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (q+zA9)

It's a file that's been sprayed with WD-40, so it goes through the fax machine faster!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 16, 2015 05:39 PM (0bGVx)

250 Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

See #51.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:39 PM (9HX7k)

251 Where do you purchase the thermal fax paper from?

---------------

Not my department. I'm only responsible for typewriter ribbons and white-out. You'll have to ask to paper procurement department in the office of redundancy office.

Posted by: Federal Gov't Worker at June 16, 2015 05:39 PM (WiU5D)

252 http://www.cbssports.com/general/eye-on-sports/25215520/
watch-seth-rollins-trolls-lebron-manziel-on-wwe-raw-in-cleveland

Posted by: logprof at June 16, 2015 05:39 PM (15/oZ)

253 "....dismissed as Fox propaganda. "



Yeah, I've had that conversation, too.



I only wish that Fox was putting out 24 / 7 anti-Dem propaganda instead of the pitiful krap they have.

Can't bear to watch their RINO-meets-Commie-lite BS.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 16, 2015 05:37 PM (OCcU9)
Thank you!

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:39 PM (EgOr3)

254 245 This is weird. Last year I had squash out the ying-yang in the garden, and now the one plant isn't doing anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Same here! All my squash-type plants this year are tiny and shriveled. Last year I had a ton. This year I won't harvest a thing.

Mainly it's been because May was totally chilly here in Norcal, and the drought means no rain too.

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:40 PM (jBuUi)

255 >>"That assumes an innate sense of shame."


I totally agree that there's minimal shame nowadays.
What was Bradley Manning's deal -
why did he do what he did? Did it have to do with his identify/sexuality
issues, or was it really just that he didn't like what the US was
doing?

I bet foreign agents have built-in recruits thanks to schools and media teaching kids to hate America.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:40 PM (k2QA3)

256 Really, it's amazing how mach data you can encode on a Jacquard Loom
punch card! EBT status, political donations, STD diagnosis -- everything
that defines a person in Obama's America, on one handy card!


And then you can have it made into a blanket! I suddenly want to apply for an art grant.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:40 PM (ZKzrr)

257 Okay, you got me. When I was 27, I committed several microaggressions. Serially.


Don't tell the Chicoms.

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2015 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

258 198
There
are still some taboo vices. They could also go old school and prey upon
someone who is in a lot of debt, gambling problem, or send a honeypot
to seduce someone in a bad marriage (Ana Chapman), etc.
People are
still human and have secrets and weaknesses, despite the current
let-it-all-hang-out culture, and they are still vulnerable to
recruitment or extortion. Where there's a will, there's a way.
-----------------
Nailed it in one, here. What is cool in Hollyweird is not cool in some other circles. Also the PRC intel guys can reverse-network info and find out who our Secret and Top Secret guys have spoken to overseas. I have no idea how many intel networks have been compromised, but I guess we'll find out in a while. And here I thought the Walkers had done the most damage to the USA...

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:40 PM (ry4ab)

259 Pope denies he is a communist?

Me thinkith he protest to much?

And if it smells like a communist, quacks like a communist, and talks like a communist, it probably is a COMMUNIST!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:41 PM (/tNwW)

260 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)

So far here a bumper crop for squash and especially zucchini.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:41 PM (9HX7k)

261 What is a 'zip file' ?

??

Posted by: 55yo Fed Employee


I lost George Zip. He was a good pilot--a good man.

Posted by: Ted Striker at June 16, 2015 05:42 PM (VAsIq)

262 Juan Williams the dope is supporting the dopy Pope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:42 PM (/tNwW)

263 Europe is nervous. Very. It's a bad sign

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:43 PM (wa1is)

264 Republicans are running the show, behind the scenes. No, really. They are happy to use Obama as the clown to blame (he is prime clown material). The Republicans can make every bit as much money as they did before without looking like a jackass. So will Hillary win, with their help?

The government was bound to flub up on securing personal data at some point. Did you expect it to do a good job? Did you expect it to run a tight ship?

Posted by: Crowley at June 16, 2015 05:43 PM (tZ4pA)

265 OPM, full of the government's very best affirmative action hires, AFGE dues-paying members, registered Democrats, and Obamabots.

The only Federal agency that is reliably Republican is DOD, and even then mandatory hiring of minorities and women into the bureaucracy compromises that.

And yes, I am sure my SF86s got lost in this too. Fuck it, I make forty thou a year and live in rural Tennessee, no one in China gives a fuck what I think. The Chinese illegal aliens who run all the local buffets pick up more info than I do.

It will all end in tears anyway.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 16, 2015 05:43 PM (nUNAu)

266 Actually, if I was the hacker, I'd send just such an email, but directing you to a bogus site, where you'd enter even more of your sensitive information.
I'm a warped kid that way.


Posted by: Tex Lovera

Well Mr. Smarty Pants, the email we received said exactly that! It warned us against spear fishing bogus emails trying to trick us into giving out our persona info to sign us up for monitoring.

So basically, we won't know what's real or not without a phone call to the actual monitoring company.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

267 Europe is nervous. Very. It's a bad sign

Some, maybe. Now pass the Ouzo, its time to party.

Posted by: The Greeks at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (8ZskC)

268 So far here a bumper crop for squash and especially zucchini.

----

It's gourd season, M-F'ers!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (VAsIq)

269 Is TPP still dead?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (NE6lA)

270 I lost George Zip. He was a good pilot--a good man./i]

I'll never forget Macho Grande

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (GsvmL)

271 And then you can have it made into a blanket! I suddenly want to apply for an art grant.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier


Seriously, that would be fascinating -- fabric deign based on a visualization of your digitized data.

Posted by: zombie at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (jBuUi)

272 211
You wouldn't think it would be that easy to hack into a network of Commodore 64s
-------------------
Cicero exaggerates, but not by much. If I took a poll of name, maker and year of PCs, portables, and tablets being used by Morons here, they would ALL be newer on the average than the average desktop or portable PC used by the typical U.S. government drone.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (ry4ab)

273 but I will forget to close a tag on occasion

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (GsvmL)

274 260
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:38 PM (FsuaD)



So far here a bumper crop for squash and especially zucchini.

Posted by: Golfman at June 16, 2015 05:41 PM (9HX7k)


I've got cherry and tiny yellow pear tomatoes on the deck blooming like crazy, pepper plants on the deck are going gangbusters, the heat-tolerant 'mater bush in the raised bed next to the house is blooming, the eggplant doing well, but the zucchini and squash are...pitiful.


The damned deer ate my meyer lemon tree. Kept bugging husband to put deer fencing around it and he forgot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:45 PM (FsuaD)

275 Pope denies he is a communist?



Me thinkith he protest to much?



And if it smells like a communist, quacks like a communist, and talks like a communist, it probably is a COMMUNIST!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:41 PM (/tNwW)
Yeah, that guy is really chapping my ass.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:45 PM (EgOr3)

276
Fed employee: "Zip file? Gosh, I'll bet it's photos of a zip line. I like zip lines..."

*click*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:45 PM (F2IAQ)

277 How did Che get into the Vatican?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 16, 2015 05:45 PM (NE6lA)

278 So basically, we won't know what's real or not without a phone call to the actual monitoring company.


Please call 1-800-2FUKS-2GIVE
Operators are standing by!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:45 PM (ZaZH6)

279 #87, sixteen million Americans served in WWII, which means statistically you get some idiots. Besides, the ones that are left are the younger ones, to whom FDR and then Truman were some sorts of national father figure. They never got over that almost family-like devotion to the Democratic party. It happens.

And plenty of Vietnam guys hate LBJ, but they hate Nixon and Ford worse for being in office when it ended. About half of the Vietnam guys I know, I cannot discuss politics with them at all. Everything they knew, they got from Walter Chronkite, and refuse to hear that he was a lefty propagandist.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (nUNAu)

280 64 How would a traitor's presidency be materially different?
And remember this ass isn't done yet.

That the MSM engineered the election of a foreign agent is bad enough. The really scary thing is that the rot - and the treason - may go many levels deep, and government-wide.

Posted by: despair at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (J6suc)

281 If I took a poll of name, maker and year of PCs,
portables, and tablets being used by Morons here, they would ALL be
newer on the average than the average desktop or portable PC used by the
typical U.S. government drone.


Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:44 PM (ry4ab)
And, yet, here we are. No mega-trillion dollar debt, either! Go figure.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (EgOr3)

282 What? We got a new fecks machine? Huh. I thought we were all out.

Posted by: Gov't Employee at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (VAsIq)

283 The damned deer ate my meyer lemon tree. Kept bugging husband to put deer fencing around it and he forgot.

Posted by: Jane
----------------

Next time get your husband to 'water' the lemon tree.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (F2IAQ)

284 The government was bound to flub up on securing personal data at some point. Did you expect it to do a good job? Did you expect it to run a tight ship?
Posted by: Crowley


The Dems are all to happy to lead the electorate to believe that.

Genius, really; when the Feds inevitably screw up, the Dem's can just launch into their tax-and-spend sermons.

If we had a set of representatives that gave a shit about our Republic, these screw ups wouldn't be allowed to fade into the static.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 16, 2015 05:47 PM (uctT+)

285
Next time get your husband to 'water' the lemon tree.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:46 PM (F2IAQ)


Do you mean what I think? Ewwww.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:47 PM (FsuaD)

286 Maybe the Pope should make his mission defending Christians. Like not just one in a speech, but like a mission. To actually save humans. That would be nice

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:47 PM (wa1is)

287 exdem - My collection of Tandy Model 100's might drag the average down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 16, 2015 05:48 PM (F2IAQ)

288 There is such a lack of accountability in government that no one will even lose their jobs for this unbelievable level of incompetence. Government employment has created a ruling class that doesn't have to abide by the same rules as the rest of the citizenry. What's more ridiculous is that the cost of investigating this ineptitude will fall back on the population, and even if fines were to be levied, they are ultimately paid for by the citizens and not the guilty party.

Posted by: Luis at June 16, 2015 05:48 PM (eu2CH)

289 Maybe the Pope should make his mission defending Christians. Like not just one in a speech, but like a mission. To actually save humans. That would be nice
Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:47 PM (wa1is)

Maybe someone should point out to him where Syria, Iraq, and Lebanon is on a map.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:48 PM (/tNwW)

290 Jane - I've wanting to buy a Meyer Lemon tree and found a website that offers a 3 year warranty should said tree dies.

Prior to Bambi ruining it - how well was it growing and are the lemon actually better than your average?

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:48 PM (oiNtH)

291 286
Maybe the Pope should make his mission defending Christians. Like not
just one in a speech, but like a mission. To actually save humans. That
would be nice

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:47 PM (wa1is)


This. I'm sick to death of the left using "Climate Change OMG!" as the Worst Danger Ever while people are being slaughtered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)

292 Is TPP still dead?

----------------------

No, but I am!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at June 16, 2015 05:49 PM (WiU5D)

293 The left want to save everything but humans

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:50 PM (wa1is)

294 I'm sick to death of the left using "Climate Change OMG!" as the Worst Danger Ever while people are being slaughtered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)


yeah but it is easier to blame the Weather and Israel than to actually look in the mirror

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:50 PM (/tNwW)

295 "I am pretty convinced that we will lose our next war. Not Harry Reid lose, but really lose."

Unlike Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan. Hey, we beat Grenada!

Posted by: despair at June 16, 2015 05:50 PM (J6suc)

296
>>Europe is nervous. Very. It's a bad sign

details?

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 05:50 PM (q+zA9)

297 exdem - My collection of Tandy Model 100's might drag the average down.


... --- ...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (ZaZH6)

298 Can't say

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (wa1is)

299 Europe is nervous. Very. It's a bad sign

details?

Posted by: Yo! at June 16, 2015 05:50 PM (q+zA9)
Greece.

Posted by: Peaches at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (EgOr3)

300 Do you mean what I think? Ewwww.....

Posted by: Jane
----------------------

Every morning.

Posted by: Burt Munro at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (F2IAQ)

301 290
Jane - I've wanting to buy a Meyer Lemon tree and found a website that offers a 3 year warranty should said tree dies.



Prior to Bambi ruining it - how well was it growing and are the lemon actually better than your average?

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:48 PM (oiNtH)


Meyer lemon trees are cheap here. I'm heartsick that an old-ish large lemon tree (not Meyer) was killed two winters ago. It produced HUGE lemons (sixty in its final harvest). The deer never touched it, or even its blooms.

The Meyer is a deer magnet. So I'm going to my local nursery to see what other varieties they have.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (FsuaD)

302 >>'m sick to death of the left using "Climate Change OMG!" as the Worst Danger Ever while people are being slaughtered.

No kidding. ISIS and Boko Haram are so gleefully flooding social media with threats, graphic pictures and video you have to work really, really hard to deny that there are bloodthirsty monsters out there.
Serious denial.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 16, 2015 05:51 PM (k2QA3)

303 I'm sick to death of the left using "Climate Change OMG!" as the Worst Danger Ever while people are being slaughtered.

One of the core tenets of Gaia worship is that billions of people (mostly poor brown people; slaughter of Christians is a plus) need to die to save Her.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 16, 2015 05:52 PM (ZKzrr)

304 Do you mean what I think? Ewwww.....
Posted by: Jane
----------------------
Every morning.



Really puts a "twang" in those lemons.....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2015 05:53 PM (ZaZH6)

305 Geopolitical situation is making everybody freeze, economy wise. They are not optimistic

Posted by: ThunderB at June 16, 2015 05:53 PM (wa1is)

306 President Barack Obama is preparing to unleash a series of executive actions aimed at boosting the green energy industry as part of the presidents global warming agenda.

Obama is launching a Clean Energy Impact Investment Center at the Energy Department to make information about energy and climate programs accessible and more understandable to the public, including to mission-driven investors.

The White House is also ordering the IRS to come out with guidance and rules to get nonprofits to invest in green energy technologies, along with creating more government financing options for small businesses looking to go green.

Weasel Zippers

get you program here, can't tell your Solyndra's without a program. Get your programs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 16, 2015 05:53 PM (/tNwW)

307 How you shitweasels at AOSHQ doin'?
Posted by: Trump at June 16, 2015 05:53 PM (XzRw1)


How was the Gucci store today? Busy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:54 PM (8ZskC)

308 I won't have deers to worry about so I guess that I will give it a try. Thanks

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2015 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

309 The government is the living example of "penny wise and pound foolish". They will use equipment until it breaks, repair it, use it until it breaks again, break out the electrical tape and/or duck tape, and at 20 years' service when the new hires ask WTH old stuff where to hitch the horse, reluctantly decide to buy "new" equipment which is still a few years behind the civilian curve. I was expressly forbidden to use the IBM copier in my old IRS office because the cantankerous old beast was prone to breakdowns if you looked at it funny. The IBM serviceman was in there once a week working on it. (Now that I think of it, IBM has this real sweet gig where they sell a company 1 copier and 10-20 years of service calls when the thing outlives its warranty but the office accounting balks at the replacement cost THIS quarter, maybe next year...)

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:54 PM (ry4ab)

310 nood SMOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 16, 2015 05:54 PM (8ZskC)

311 yeah but Valerie Plame, wingnitz...

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 16, 2015 05:55 PM (W+6Gl)

312 You're giving him too much credit. It's like saying, "The retard we sent to the tournament with Gary Kasparov has lost every game. He's conditioning us to expect failure".
Posted by: John Boehnbag at June 16, 2015 05:33 PM (xkSSa)


----------------------------------------


And I think you're underestimating the enemy.

Posted by: Soona at June 16, 2015 05:55 PM (P25Hh)

313 287
exdem - My collection of Tandy Model 100's might drag the average down.
----------
OK you are the low end of our curve to keep us from thumping the Feds too much. I still know the united Morons can beat the pants off 'em.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 16, 2015 05:57 PM (ry4ab)

314 116 Can't wait for the Ken Burn's Obama documentary on PBS in about 5 years, with the violins and the gospel singers and narrated by Morgan Freeman...
You'll think this guy was just what he thinks he is.


Religions have formed out of "Star Wars". There will be churches erected to Obama within our lifetimes, and the people will not believe a word we tell them about him.

Posted by: despair at June 16, 2015 05:58 PM (J6suc)

315 Good take on the faux black naacp head

http://tinyurl.com/nzgv8ty

Posted by: Swifty at June 16, 2015 05:59 PM (EWJFg)

316 "What the hell is that picture Drudge has up in the top left corner?"

Remember when the Pope released doves from the balcony, to symbolize peace or something, and they were immediately attacked and killed by other birds? That.

Posted by: despair at June 16, 2015 06:00 PM (J6suc)

317 "The government is penny wise pound foolish" and so are most major corporations. As an example I give you Windows XP. Companies knew for years Microsoft was going to end of life XP but they refused to upgrade despite the many security holes and lack of features because they had a large install base and they thought if they whined loud enough MSFT would back down. Another example would be banks that still operate on OS/2. I worked at a company that was an OEM manufacturer for Compaq / HP, IBM, Dell, Blackbox, and a few others. We had to test every product against both Windows 95 (in 2005) and OS/2 because banks were still running them and refused to upgrade.

2. Just read on SANS that Obama has now ordered that all Federal agencies will perform basic network security tasks like patching systems, running anti-virus, checking logs and using two factor authentication. I work at a federal government agency. We have been doing all that during the time I have been here and we have to attest to it every quarter on our FISMA reports. I have to wonder, what the hell have these other agencies been doing?

Posted by: chad at June 16, 2015 06:47 PM (V5lLy)

318 "The really scary thing is that the rot - and the treason - may go many levels deep, and government-wide."

That would be my bet.

McCarthy was a piker, and the Birchers were innocent, trusting fools, compared to the likely reality.

I don't think it is any accident that what is being built up in this country looks and works so much like the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 16, 2015 07:10 PM (OCcU9)

319 This is the THIRD time my information has been compromised. VA twice and now OPM. By the way, not all us "government employees" are a waste of tax payer money. I served 21 years in the uniform and now "serve" as a civilian. I will agree that there are many "government employees" who need to be shown the door and its not just at the worker bee level. What is making this ironically amusing is that the only the reason the fuck nuts in DC give a damn about this is because their shit is involved. EVERYONE who has a security clearance has a file with OPM. EVERYONE.

Posted by: Chici, MSgt (ret) at June 16, 2015 07:14 PM (9IEnB)

320 According to the Federal Employee Union Chief Cox, the OPM offered $1M (+ 18 months of dogshit ID protection) to each federal employee impacted...Cox said ALL Federal Employees were impacted...the total is 14M. Cox wants the maximum liability amount, which is much higher than $1M. So, this is going to cost north of $14T...where does that money come from?

Posted by: scrood at June 16, 2015 07:30 PM (3b9U4)

321 #318, amen. The Republic is as dead as this thread.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 16, 2015 08:20 PM (yyMsG)

322 I'm not dead!

I'm Not dead!

I'm gettin' better, Guv'nor, honest, I am......


I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: The Thread at June 16, 2015 10:33 PM (2mJMN)

323 " Catastrophic failure not only without consequences -- but with barely any media or public notice."
= = = = = = =

That's the "plus-side" of being a (Progressive) failure during highly-Progressive era: You can only fail UPWARD.

Nixon was threatened with impeachment, he was persuaded to resign "for the good of the nation".

But for Progressives:
Clinton: "It all depends on what your definition of "is" is."
Obama: "I just read about that in the newspaper, and doggone it, I'm as mad about that as anybody could be."
Hillary: "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

... and all of them kept on with business-as-usual. They get to just shrug off the scandal, shrug off the failure, shrug off the responsibility ... and keep grabbing all the perks they can with both hands.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at June 17, 2015 01:19 AM (5FQZm)

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