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Another Fake Rape at Amherst; Amherst Now Knows It's Fake, But Lets the Rape Finding Against the Falsely Accused Student Stand, Just Because
KC Johnson, who revealed the Duke rape hoax, reports.
His piece is long and detailed. I will just tease some of the grabbier parts, but I recommend reading in full.Kafka was born too early to write about Amherst College. At campus hearings on claims of sexual assault, procedures are relentlessly stacked again males and evidence of innocence doesn’t count. Amherst expelled a student for committing rape--despite text messages from the accuser, sent immediately after the alleged assault, (1) telling one student that she had initiated the sexual contact with the student she later accused (her roommate’s boyfriend); (2) inviting another student to her room for a sexual liaison minutes after she was allegedly raped. Amherst, on grounds that the accused student (who, per college policy, had no attorney) didn't discover the text messages until it was too late, has allowed the rape finding to stand, even though the college's decision relied on the accuser's credibility (which is now non-existent). Amherst faces a due-process lawsuit in the case...What appears to have happened was that the false accuser, "AS," seduced her boyfriend's roommate, performing oral sex on him. After this act, she feared the obvious consequences, i.e., the boyfriend would certainly know within days and would break things off with her. Thus, a false rape accusation is born.
... The incident dated from the early morning hours of February 5, 2012, when the accused student (who filed the suit pseudonymously, as John Doe) was a sophomore. After a night of heavy drinking by Doe, he accompanied the accusing student (who I'll call AS) back to her room, where she performed oral sex on him. (Doe had no recollection of the sexual encounter, a claim that even Amherst’s tribunal found "credible") When news of her having hooked up with her roommate’s boyfriend got around, a former friend recalled that AS (unsurprisingly) "lost her group of friends." AS's new group of friends, much like Rolling Stone’s "Jackie" in the UVA case, came from campus victims' rights circles. AS first mentioned the alleged assault in a column from an activist campus website to which she regularly contributes and which reflected the viewpoint of the most extreme campus victims' rights advocates--though the thrust of the column focused on her friends (unsurprisingly) turning on her after the hookup.... Twenty-one months after hooking up with her roommate’s boyfriend, AS filed a claim of sexual assault. She did not go to the police, and of course had not sought medical attention after the alleged attack....KC Johnson now goes into the stacked-for-the-accuser kangaroo court policies which resulted in a finding of rape against the boy without any evidence other than the word of single, interested party. He should not have been found guilty on no evidence, of course. But later -- too late to help him -- it turned out there was evidence against her claims:
I should note KC has links interspersed with these text messages, which I can't be fucked with. Plus, you need a reason to click on his piece.
In perhaps the critical section of the hearing, when a panel member wanted to know what AS did after the alleged assault, she responded, "So after he like walked out, I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . . So I didn't . . ." On cue, the panel then allowed AS to type a response--an option that AS repeatedly pursued during the hearing. In her written response, the accuser claimed that after Doe left her room, she felt "very alone and confused," so texted a friend to come over and spend the night with her. In fact, as Doe’s attorneys later would discover, AS had texted two people after the hookup--a friend, and a possible paramour. Even before hooking up with Doe, AS had texted the other male student, telling him, "I mean I happen to have my room to myself this weekend, if you wanted to come over and entertain me."...
Just after Doe left her room, AS also had (as she told the disciplinary panel) texted a friend. But (contrary to what she told the disciplinary panel) she didn’t invite the friend over to her room. Instead, she informed the friend, "Ohmygod I jus did something so fuckig stupid."Coarse language from her in subsequent texts implied an awareness that she had initiated sexual contact with the student she later accused of rape. AS was upset in these messages--but not from being raped. Rather, she worried (not unreasonably) about the fallout of a sexual liaison with the boyfriend of her roommate, who "would literally never speak to me again" if she found out. AS continued texting her friend after the male student arrived; she described her attitude toward her guest: "Like, hot girl in a slutty dress. Make. Your. Move. YEAH." At 5am, she sent another text to the friend indicating that some sort of sexual liaison had occurred with her male visitor.....Yes, you read that right. The Kangaroo Court found that the boy was likely blacked out unconscious from drinking during the accuser's performing of oral sex on him, but that this is never an excuse. Apparently, if you're asleep or unconscious, and a woman performs oral sex on your unconscious body, you can be later be accused and convicted (in a college civil tribunal) of rape, if she decides that this was all rather ill-advised.
Despite an accuser who offered borderline non-coherent responses that subtly expanded on her initial story, the panel ultimately accepted her credibility. It ruled that while Doe likely was "blacked out" during the oral sex, "[b]eing intoxicated or impaired by drugs or alcohol is never an excuse."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mama at June 10, 2015 02:43 PM (L52Oz)
Alrighty then, somebody has to keep lawyers in Benz's.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2015 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: John of Salisbury at June 10, 2015 02:43 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 02:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 10, 2015 02:44 PM (L52Oz)
Imagine Monica having gone all rape on Bill. How would that have changed history.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 10, 2015 02:44 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2015 02:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: John of Salisbury at June 10, 2015 02:45 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 10, 2015 02:45 PM (1RNgT)
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 10, 2015 02:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 10, 2015 02:46 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 10, 2015 02:46 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2015 02:47 PM (H3SRF)
Posted by: fly gal at June 10, 2015 02:47 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: AS at June 10, 2015 02:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Infidel at June 10, 2015 02:48 PM (Z1SI2)
Sounds more like B's case is one of resentment for no reciprocity.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 10, 2015 02:48 PM (L52Oz)
Yeah, she probably would have decided to take a fatal late night stroll in a park.
Posted by: Aviator at June 10, 2015 02:48 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: keninnorcal at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (3OTR8)
Never mind, much like that cop and the the black party crashers, women in college can never be guilty of anything.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (GpgJl)
I think this perfectly describes the devolution of civilization/society. In ye olden days it was the women who wore chastity belts... in present ay it's now the men who need to wear chastity belts!
Posted by: Russtovich at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (8zhoe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (/tNwW)
Makes total sense.
In bizarro-world.
Posted by: elaine at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: AS at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (8ZskC)
Lawsuits need to destroy Amherst, and by extension, every college that has an unconstitutional extra-legal kangaroo court.
End this madness ASAP.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:49 PM (jBuUi)
I am afraid, at this point, it will take a Revolution
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 02:50 PM (/tNwW)
What would happen if it was taken to police as should be with the
seriousness of the charge? Cops might lose someone due to loss of ass
during laughing fit.
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2015 02:47 PM (H3SRF)
She could be charged with a felony and she knows that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2015 02:50 PM (GpgJl)
Maybe I should read the rest. It's terrible that they wouldn't do a proper investigation, and then decided that he was too late in discovering things? WTF?
Reason #4937530984750394 why all of this should occur in court, where it belongs.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 02:50 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: 1000 Posts at June 10, 2015 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (3ZtZW)
He should press charges against her for rape... and against Amherst for protecting his rapist.
Posted by: The Poetical Hat at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
And I mean RAPE, rape.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (TV9BR)
I was puzzled at the Columbia case getting so much coverage in the German press until I realized that he is a Kraut.
*Germany narrows its eyes at us*
They seriously can't grasp all of this can't confront the accuser, can't be informed of the allegations, can't have counsel BS that we have on our campuses.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (fW1Jh)
Posted by: Jonas Salk at June 10, 2015 02:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Wisconsin man at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 02:50 PM (/tNwW)
You just made the list, mister.
Posted by: DOJ at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (nqiq9)
By liberals own standards, he was raped.
I'm not joking even a little, he should flip the tables on them and go after AS for rape. It's about time.
Posted by: Lauren at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (1RNgT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (J1/ay)
College administrators do not have the capacity nor the training to investigate felonious criminal activities.
But this isn't really about solving crimes and seeking justice.
It's all about "JuStIcE"
Posted by: Kreplach at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (VRdqG)
Kangaroo Kourt to meet US Federal Court in 5, 4, 3 .....
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (hvlzr)
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: physics geek at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (1HNqn)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (0FSuD)
There's no point.
Let them throw poo at each other. Just avoid them.
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (L52Oz)
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don't you know men are incapable of non-consent. Everything means Yes.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (GpgJl)
I'm afraid I would have to say, "Go fcuk yourselves. Call the police, initiate an investigation and press charges. Otherwise, you can all get on your knees and re-enact the evening with me."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (vg8iE)
Sounds more like B's case is one of resentment for no reciprocity."
Because A is a male and B is a female. Every sexual encounter is what the female says it is evidence or the lack of it are not important because patriarchy.
And resentment. And revenge.
But mostly revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge for all of the slights that an uncaring world has dropped on females and we'll show them all! They'll pay for this!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
Get these schools out of law enforcement. WTF are they doing adjudicating rape anyway?
Posted by: Iblis at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (9221z)
Oddly, that might actually meet a legal definition of rape depending on exactly how out of it he was. (If he was semi-conscious for example.)
So we now have the bizarre situation where someone who was arguably sexually assaulted (perhaps molested is a better term) is now guilty of rape.
We're through the looking glass. Topsy-turvy.
(And before y'all say "yeah but guy got a blow job and all guys love blow jobs.". Think of it this way: A) she probably gave him a disease and b) now he has this to deal with. Hell, he might have objected had he not been blitzed.*
*That of course is a problem right there, but talking about it is sexist or something.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (J9PNe)
Oh thats interesting. I'm sure we can stir the students up to take on the professors really easy and maybe put a guillotine on the quadrangle for the deans.....
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: eman at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (A+tHk)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (OXzvH)
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AS at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 02:54 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ISIS at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (d3oPV)
Posted by: Moon Unit at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2015 02:55 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: no good deed at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (GgxVX)
It's so cute that you think anyone would listen to him.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (kff5f)
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sounds about right
Posted by: Dr Evil at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (J1/ay)
Stop the world, I want to get off.
Posted by: Brenden at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (ohemp)
My answer? That friend is a skanky ho bag and if she is that indiscriminate about what she puts in her mouth, she's not going to use a mouth condom.
My kid has a lesbian great-aunt and is not a pearl-clutcher about that but he didn't even really know oral sex was a thing for lesbians and now he thinks that having a friend drag him into slutty relationship dramas is a-okay. I am in a rage. Why did I bother trying to parent him with any degree of sensitivity?
Posted by: Beanerschnitzel at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (8d63Z)
Their sexual culture is a complete fucking mess, and getting messier. The Other McCain had this recently:
http://tinyurl.com/o8cmbnq
What more needs to be said.
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (hvlzr)
Amherst's lawyers are likely either
(a) saying "cash up front or you're on your own" or
(b) following AtC's advice and shooting heroin into their eyeballs.
Maybe both.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (hLRSq)
Get these schools out of law enforcement. WTF are they doing adjudicating rape anyway?
Pull federal funding for schools with professors that call for the deaths of white people,the end of free speech, or that have rape kangaroo courts.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (d3oPV)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM
No. It's Amherst. It's full of the kind of insanely leftist PC scolds that make radfem seem normal by comparison.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (h4vJk)
"Sounds more like B's case is one of resentment for no reciprocity."
That does seem to be a common theme in all of these phony rape cases.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (OD2ni)
To be fair, performing a sex act on an unconscious person with rare exceptions has usually been considered rape for a long time.
We may all disagree with what qualifies for "consent" (granted we agree more than we do with the liberals.). But there are very few times an unconscious person can consent.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (J9PNe)
If my son goes to college, I'm getting wasted and heading over to the girl's dorm.
Posted by: DOJ at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (oVJmc)
Why wasn't this the policy where I went to kollidge?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Potiphar at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (F1Z8f)
1) Go, Broncos!
2) Carousel
Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (PUS8s)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (WDySP)
And then, the cum-hungry sluts accuse each boy who takes them up on the offer with rape.
Is this an intentional feminist trap to destroy men in general? Or is it just hysteria and regret?
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (jBuUi)
They hand out blowjobs to you even if you're asleep?
Why wasn't this the policy where I went to kollidge?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (0HooB)
Oh they were, but only at Harvard
Posted by: Barney at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 10, 2015 02:59 PM (e8kgV)
Yes.
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 02:59 PM (3gibD)
"Dude! You shoulda seen this wet dream I had last night!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 02:59 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (brtPU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 10, 2015 03:00 PM (YFFpo)
MAYELLA EWELL, RAPE ACCUSER, WAS NOT ACTUALLY THE VICTIM IN THAT STORY. STOP BEING MAYELLAS.
/PSA rant over
But seriously, they need to stop Tom Robinson'ing every guy they have the hots for. Ruining lives one lay at a time: feminist's revenge?
Posted by: LizLem at June 10, 2015 03:01 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:01 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:01 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Biggie Large at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (8CdUx)
Bring a SCARY lawyer.
And when you're told that officials want to have an "off the record conversation" about a matter of official concern, assume ab initio that the conversation will be nothing like what was described.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (oKE6c)
You could be anesthetized for surgery and get a boner. Does it mean you enjoy it? No, tho you may be enjoying the gas.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (iQIUe)
Her first name describes what she is.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (O7MnT)
Maybe they meant blackout drunk, not unconscious?
Still bullshit, of course.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (J1/ay)
*grabs teddy bear*
Posted by: Pajama Boy at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (h4vJk)
Why wasn't this the policy where I went to kollidge?
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how do you know it Wasn't?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (ZT/0/)
Bull to the fucking shit.
I hate these people. Genuinely hate them. I try not to be a hateful person, but the left has made it impossible. I am tired of these fucking pampered little bitches getting their powdered asses kissed like they're the second coming of Christ with a vagina. SOMEONE needs to take each and every one of these snobby brats aside and smack some damn sense into them. That SHOULD have been their parents growing up, but apparently Mummy and Daddy were too busy shuttling little Mimsy around to playdates with her friendlings to bother noticing that they were raising a whore with a lying skank mouth and no conscience.
Fuck them. Fuck them all. Fuck them all hard with a dildo made of old D-batteries crusted with acid. *spits on them*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: tbd at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (EFE2o)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (DlmoZ)
What is so controversial about those comments that they merited deletion?
All I advocated was "lawfare" against the unconstitutional kangaroo court system. I didn't say anything slanderous or libelous or violent or illegal.
That's the first time I've ever had comments deleted!
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 02:58 PM (jBuUi)
Why, it's almost as if having indiscriminate sex is not good for you after all.
Who woulda thunk?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (TOk1P)
Poor Mochie is opening up about race. Lead story NY Slime.
This is the woman that wrote her senior paper at Princeton about how she was always discriminated against.
Good thing she's "just opening up". NY Slime is falling off the really really deep end.
Posted by: Barney at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (3ZtZW)
Her first name describes what she is.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 10, 2015 03:02 PM (O7MnT)
Yeah, that name sounds like an East German female assassin from an early Bond novel. "Colonel Liya Rechtmann, who is trained to kill with her sharpened nipples."
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (/tNwW)
Man, the 80's sucked.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (sH832)
Old-fashioned, patriarchal, and unrealistic.
Not waiting until you're married?
RAAAAAAAPE!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (oVJmc)
Because if not, it sounds as if this kid has a case.
Posted by: MTF at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: physics geek at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (TV9BR)
Yeah, give me a minute to set up my camera, then we'll talk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (3gibD)
________
Worst book ever.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (PUS8s)
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This is the penis you're looking for...
Posted by: Obi Won John Doe at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (ZT/0/)
Just watch
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (TPjwz)
*Nods sagely. Adds parsley for good measure*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Obi Won John Doe at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Archie Bunker at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (J1/ay)
lesbians
Posted by: Beanerschnitzel at June 10, 2015 02:56 PM (8d63Z)
Hell, I still don't know what a dental dam is.
But I have a feeling my luck is about to run out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (oKE6c)
I'm guessing a dumpy six, tops.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (oVJmc)
Tape it. All "official concerns" should be "ON THE RECORD".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (hvlzr)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 10, 2015 03:04 PM (sH832)
In the 70's, we fucked everything that moved and a lot of things that didn't.
Twice.
Just to be sure.
Posted by: jwest at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (9ZZd+)
*sniff*
That was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (kff5f)
Word, these assholes want to behave like animals, then when they realize that's no way to live they blame everyone else.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (J9PNe)
That's weird. You didn't say anything objectionable at all. Maybe you got autobanned by Pixy's hamsters deciding they don't like your IP or soemthing.
Posted by: Lauren at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (MYCIw)
Damn, Beth.
Not your best.
But certainly in the top five.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (VPLuQ)
it's abuse
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:05 PM
Not Zoo Mass. Amherst College. Small, private commie indoctrination center a couple of miles away.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (h4vJk)
Hell, I still don't know what a dental dam is.
But I have a feeling my luck is about to run out.
Something that leaves a bad taste in the mouth, just like.......
You get the picture.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (DlmoZ)
Surely there's a halfway decent trip-and-fall somewhere that's heard about this and hit him up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (oVJmc)
Exactly. There really is only one reason for them ever not wanting you to have a lawyer present. Which means you're in a situation where you most definitely need to have your own lawyer present.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM
________
Who knows? Could be anything.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (PUS8s)
But I have a feeling my luck is about to run out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (oKE6c)
I think those are less often used for the "front hole," as it were.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 10, 2015 03:08 PM (vgIRn)
Maybe they meant blackout drunk, not unconscious?
Still bullshit, of course.
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must've been all those roofies I slipped him
Posted by: AS at June 10, 2015 03:08 PM (ZT/0/)
How did he force her to blow him? Did I miss it? If he blacked out it
implies he was laying down on his back. So, how did he force her?
I'm sure you're being rhetorical, but the fact is, he didn't. She lied. Then Amherst pulled the reverse incapacitated bullshit card on him and said that even though he was drunk, that doesn't excuse him from responsibility.
(Which is the exact opposite they'd say if the accuser was drunk)
Amherst is a festering shitheap filled with cum dumpsters. Anyone considering going there should have their head examined.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (4df7R)
I'm guessing a dumpy six, tops.
You're good.....
http://tinyurl.com/qyr9vhf
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (brtPU)
Not only will your son and you incur massive debt in the attempt to get a piece of paper which may or may not get him a better job than McDonalds assistant manager, but he will have fewer rights than an inmate at any state penitentiary
If parents or boys stop attending these expensive gulags, then maybe colleges will either have to change to get them back or charge the wymyn students 2 or 3 times more in tuition
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (GrXXa)
You can't even claim that dude in question "didn't keep it in his pants." If either of them was "unable to consent" it was him.
Even sending your son to college and saying, "Son, keep it in your pants" isn't necessarily enough defense against this.
Sure- he shouldn't have gotten blasted drunk and then gone home (alone) with a girl. Fine. Got it. But sometimes people make mistakes, and in the grand scale that's a minor one. It should not have been used to ruin his life.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (PUS8s)
Rechtmann? Hardly knew 'im!
Posted by: These are the jokes folks at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (hvf9s)
This is what constitutes "higher education?" God help us all.
Posted by: JD Friedman at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (SMTIK)
Seriously, it's a mystery.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM (oVJmc)
Not your best.
But certainly in the top five.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:07 PM (VPLuQ)
I know. I would go off on a scathing tirade, but it's been a long, hard day, and my brain just wants to fire off profanity without any real sense behind it. So I went for the short and sweet summation rather than the long and painful one.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM (4df7R)
so remind me why parents actually send their sons to UMass Amherst
It's not UMass, it's Amherst College. We used to crash their parties on weekends .
Posted by: tu3031 at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM (YFFpo)
1. That Amherst sucks. Wow, that's news.
2. That a lawyer is going to make a lot of money from this, and the kid might never need that degree... cuz he's gonna be rich.
3. That if enough lawyers pound the stuffing out of colleges, this might stop. If not, a lot of guys will get rich.
No worries.
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM (zurJC)
That's weird. You didn't say anything objectionable at all. Maybe you got autobanned by Pixy's hamsters deciding they don't like your IP or soemthing.
Posted by: Lauren
But all my other comments remain undeleted! Including this one.
Also, people quoted my comments, but those quotes stayed online.
And other comments also said essentially the exact same sentiments I said, but they said them with even MORE salty language and unbridled anger.
Very mysterious.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 03:10 PM
________
With their teeth!
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (PUS8s)
If i read this right HE should proceed with charges against HER for taking advantage of HIS inebriated state to Rape HIM..
or they can just both go on with their lives knowing they BOTH met a crazy person and that Person was HER.
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lauren at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (MYCIw)
Probably had heard her roommate fucking and knew the guy was "large"
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM
So. Much. Stupid. packed into that page.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (h4vJk)
Using the word "wrote" in the loosest possible sense.
Having read the paper in question, it astonishes me to this day that it would be accepted at a reputable university. It reads as though written by a high school sophomore. Ungrammatical, misspelled word salad.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2015 03:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2015 03:12 PM (qCMvj)
Send your boys to become electricians or plumbers, and have them take some business accounting classes at night.
I would say have them become machinists, but they're all gone now. To China.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:12 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Cum
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 03:12 PM (/tNwW)
You're good.....
"
She was that soft mushy flesh look of someone with little self awareness.
Another Lena Dunham, if you will.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at June 10, 2015 03:08 PM (vgIRn)
Honestly, I sincerely doubt they ever get used, really. If you are sick enough to do what you need to do to need to use a dental dam, you aren't going to be concerned enough to use one.
Or to badly paraphrase Groucho, I would never want to mouth something that would require me to use a dental dam to mouth it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (TOk1P)
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Why waste the ammo...we are being destroyed from within !
Posted by: tbd at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (EFE2o)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:03 PM (4df7R)
I now understand you're The Empress's favorite
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 02:57 PM (oVJmc)
Yes. Just pretend it's opposite day.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (lIU4e)
They have these now?!? Anti-due process activists?!? Why not just call them what they really are: all-men-must-be-driven-off-campus activists..
[57:So we now have the bizarre situation where someone who was arguably sexually assaulted (perhaps molested is a better term) is now guilty of rape.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 10, 2015 02:53 PM (J9PNe)]
Hey, it's not that bizarre. This type of thing happens in Islamist nations all the time. They just need to change the name of the place to "Amherstistan" and everything will make sense..............
Posted by: Captain Glenn Quagmire at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (1o4B5)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 10, 2015 03:13 PM (0D6tz)
If I had a kid going to college it would be with either a chastity belt (girl) and living at home or with a 24 hour sitter, or I would scare my sons into having a signed and notarized form prior to having sex with a girl. Soon there will be sex ombudsmen (oops, sexist...ombudspeople) on every college campus.
Here are the questions on permission form:
1) Do you willingly consent to sexual acts with this male? If so, list acts.
2) Your age at time of act
3) Are you of sound mind (MD report attached) and sober (ETOH and drug screen attached). If on medication for depression, etc, please list medications and dose.
4) Do you have known STD's (lab report attached)
5) Will you permit filming and audio of act to protect male in event you have butt hurt day after syndrome (ok, I guess that could work for both mental and physical symptoms next day depending on your moral standing, ick). Ok....this is to protect male in event he does not want to speak to you again and thinks he made a horrible mistake and it was dark and you were willing.
6) Are you collecting stats for your sorority sistas to compare notes and tally's (tallywhacker report)
7) Do your parents know you are a, well, ho?
What is your motive in sleeping with this male?
9) What is your college major? This is for the male's statistics
10) Do you carry mattresses as a hobby?
Seriously, Morons, have a chat with your kids if they are going to college as binge drinking weekends. There is a freaking WEBSITE dedicated to people passed out, in own urine or vomit, posed by friends. Seriously. They think blacking out is a rite of passage and cool.
I somehow scared my kids into at least thinking about HIV and dying of sex, as well as moral issues. The reports of the sleeze oozing from college campus life is pure gross...and I think it is worse in frats and sororities...a hazing of sorts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 10, 2015 03:14 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 10, 2015 03:14 PM (8t/08)
Sorry, that was a glitch - check your email.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (pAlYe)
question stands: why would any parent send their son there? do they agree with how their sons are to be treated? have they expressed any concerns?
if that cesspool were in my state, and I had a son there, I'd remove him and then organize a fucking boycott
places that treat students in such a way should either be shown the door to extinction or become "women's colleges" that can turn inward and eat their own
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (kff5f)
and He was like, "damnit, who the hell is this chick?"
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (nqBYe)
It's hard to believe she would blow an unconscious person, although some people are totally crazy.
It does seem like since some men in college might need to start going by old school girl rules, ie don't get blasted drunk in front of the opposite sex lest they take advantage.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (lIU4e)
It's almost as though a marriage license has some social value, right?
Posted by: Lauren at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (MYCIw)
Welding school!
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:11 PM (RrEUj)
One girl for every 50 guys. The Amherst chick might like those odds, too.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: vikingord at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (ht23b)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (LA7Cm)
our daughters for being encouraged to go nutso, and our sons of being accused of heinous acts.
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (nqBYe)
(I have no idea what any of these terms mean, frankly.)
Maybe that has something to do with the comment deletion? Nah, I can't see the connection. But one never knows!
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 10, 2015 03:14 PM
Sorry, I didn't catch that...I have a banana in my ear.
Posted by: Amherst Coed at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (6IBFl)
Posted by: vikingord at June 10, 2015 03:16 PM (ht23b)
Nope. Blacks can't be racist. Women can't be rapists. Trannies...can do pretty much anything they want, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lauren at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Marry her?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 10, 2015 03:18 PM (HLxUH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:18 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2015 03:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Marry her?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2015 03:17 PM
I think he meant short of suicide.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:18 PM (h4vJk)
uh, .............
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM (nqBYe)
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I knew there had to be malfunction. I have never seen Zombie banned from anywhere, not even LGF that I recall, and Chuckles banned his own mother AND his bicycle!
Posted by: tbd at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM (EFE2o)
"You're walking around literally with a mattress on your back? Really? A F*cking mattress strapped to your back because you claim you were raped? Ahhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!! You weren't raped! YOU'RE JUST A F*CKING WHOOOOORRRRREEEEEE AND DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW IT! AHHHHHHH!!!! And this one, at Amherst! You're a F*cking Whore, too! You sucked his c*ck while he was passed out! You f**ccckkking whooorreeee!!! AHHHHHH, AHHHHH, AHHHHHH!"
Posted by: Country Singer at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM (oDCMR)
Read a story about a 72 y/o man and his little dog who were trapped in his corvette due to a dead battery. Both died from the heat. Sad.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (F1Z8f)
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even ugly boys deserve to get laid.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (ZT/0/)
97% of the rest of us don't either.
Me included.....
Me especially.
But, I think it means your stuff is isolated from the world until things are straightened out.
Or somewhere close to that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: first and last at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: tbd at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM
But did he ever ban himself?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Foster Friess at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (OXzvH)
Posted by: Maetenloch
Sadly, I currently cannot receive any email sent to the "zombietime.com" domain, due to the "null routing" and DDOS mentioned in comment #204.
I don't know whether emails sent now will show up later when the null routing is undone, or if they will be lost forever!
So, whatever it was, I won't see the email -- but as long as it's just a glitch, then no worries. All is good.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 10, 2015 03:19 PM (8hctH)
Hey, our minds went to the same show!
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
I'm just waiting for a case like this with 2 lesbians.*
*Red Alert*
Reverse Thrusters! The PC Improbability Matrix is cavitating and eating its own tachyons! Eject the core philosophy immediately!
Evacuate ! Evacuate !
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (RrEUj)
Student Banned from Areas of Campus Because He Resembles Another Student's Rapist./b]
NRO: http://tinyurl.com/lajncan
You don't even have to have done anything to have your rights revoked if you're a male on a college campus. You just have to look like someone a hysterical girl says raped her.
It's time to shut all of it down.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:20 PM (4df7R)
While the girls were eagerly chomping down on the donuts, the frat guys revealed to them the recently-taken photos.
Hilarity, etc.
Posted by: fly gal at June 10, 2015 03:21 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:15 PM (3gibD)
Sounds like a plan!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2015 03:21 PM (GrXXa)
Gotta get back to writing, but worth noting, it's not clear that he did "go home with her"
It sounds like the party was in her dorm (or the common area of a suite) and somehow he ended up in her room. (Give his drunk state, she could have pulled him in.)
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 10, 2015 03:21 PM (J9PNe)
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:22 PM (3gibD)
Soooo close, Beth...
Posted by: The Barrel at June 10, 2015 03:22 PM (h4vJk)
Was he dreaming about being chased around the room by a vacuum cleaner?
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 03:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2015 03:22 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 10, 2015 03:23 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at June 10, 2015 03:23 PM (W5DcG)
"We need to talk about the role that provocative comedy holds today in a progressive world."
so every damned thing is about progressive ideology.
sex, food, rock and roll?
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:23 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 10, 2015 03:23 PM
John Doe must be the lone Republican at Amherst.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:23 PM (h4vJk)
Well that makes it worse. He went to a public(ish) party. Even adults who are trying to be responsible(ish) drink too much, so it's not like that should count against him.
Really by the time you get through all the "well, he could have done X differently" what you're really saying is "Guys shouldn't go to college, because if they do it's their own fault when they're accused of rape."
That's a horrifying thought.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Amherst Coed at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (8t/08)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: wooga at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (HLxUH)
I'm guessing a dumpy six, tops.
And once again any number of stereotypes get vindicated.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (oKE6c)
Watch me walk right the fvck in. They can talk to my lawyer about where to send the settlement check.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (hvlzr)
when I was in college, fraternity guys got in trouble for letting girls carve bloody messages into their chests with broken beer bottles
now they get in legal trouble for passing out and being raped by fratsluts
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (3gibD)
I'm not sure what that larger truth is, but the idea of getting a casual beej while unconscious is sort of hot. Maybe. Not sure.
Posted by: Phinn at June 10, 2015 03:25 PM (DLUnW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (iQIUe)
You were asking for it by wearing that short hash.
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
That girl needs therapy, not someone kicked off campus.
A lot of people seem to need therapy.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:25 PM (lIU4e)
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I think i could get him off, if only I hadn't been debarred.
I KNOW I could get her off.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 10, 2015 03:25 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:09 PM (RrEUj)
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They'regoing to leave all the wet work to ISIS coming across the southern border. Otherwise, they're just letting us destroy ourselves.
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 03:25 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (0FSuD)
Which begs the question, do Chimps give and get blow jobs?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: NCKate at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (pBnwl)
most of their guys die in their 50s of alcoholism, and their hypergamous women run off to work in London hotels
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (3gibD)
If by "therapy" you mean "to be beaten about the head and shoulders with a wiffle-bat."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: wooga at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (HLxUH)
I keep saying this and nobody listens: When the Japanese perfect sex robots the West is going to essentially grind to a halt, and these chicks are going to be very, very sad.
Posted by: joncelli the Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
I'm guessing a dumpy six, tops.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
Dumpy six?
More like, chubby 3.5, at best:
Liya Rechtman pix:
http://tinyurl.com/noyu3hs
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (jBuUi)
Note that the current standard for defining "sexual assault" on many campuses is any form of contact, including indirect contact, which the recipient subjectively parses as having had unwanted sexual intent.
You can be racked up on "sexual assault" charges if you huck a water balloon at someone and they assert that you did so from sexual motives. Their personal opinion forms the basis of the standard.
So your husband should count himself a very lucky man to have been in school then, rather than now.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (noWW6)
damn it.
see you later. have fun.
Posted by: willow at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (nqBYe)
Prison, work, or horror of horrors, children?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (TOk1P)
until blind drunk and uninhibited? Or does anyone note the problem with
the revolving sex door? Or women (and men...I won't forget the men/boys,
but, well, boyz will be boyz and all they risk is STD's or death from
HIV. Girls risk that plus pregnancy and, uh, loose reputations, but I
digress).
You can't talk about alcohol being a causal factor behind a lot of regrettable sex because that is BLAMING THE VICTIM.
No, seriously. The feminazis will tell you that telling young women not to get so drunk their clothes fall off and they'd fuck a fire hydrant is blaming the victim by claiming that SHE ASKED TO BE RAPED.
And it doesn't matter if you're saying the same thing to guys, too. You're still blaming the female victims.
I hate feminists.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at June 10, 2015 03:28 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 10, 2015 03:28 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: viking at June 10, 2015 03:28 PM (MhdrM)
http://tinyurl.com/p9khghm
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM
Was just looking at that. WTF, people?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:28 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: ISIS at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Ian Galt at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (dmepw)
Posted by: AllenG
We don't want men to go to college, get it? We want men to, if not actually die, then to just be locked up forever because they're animals. It's their fault the world is such a mess.
*sobs because she was never asked to prom*
Posted by: 3rd Wave Feminist at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (VAsIq)
*forces head onto banana
Posted by: Amherst Coed at June 10, 2015 03:24 PM (8t/0
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Seemed like an open and shut case....except we realized a fruit cannot be a rapist. They are all heroes in our society.
now if it was an eggplant...
Posted by: Amhearst at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (ZT/0/)
I'm not sure what that larger truth is, but the idea of getting a casual beej while unconscious is sort of hot. Maybe. Not sure.
Oh it is. One of the redeeming qualities of the Otherwise Evil ex-GF is that she would go down on me in my sleep. (a) it's an awesome thing to wake up to; (ii) if I didn't wake up she'd tell me about it in the morning and that was hot in itself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM
Breathe deeply.
*pours Hate Shake into USB*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (h4vJk)
Wouldn't work, though I appreciate the thought that went into that waiver.
From what I'm gathering consent is conditional. For example, Jill may give Jack the green light tonight if he agrees to go to Winter Formal later on. So they have their fun and everyone's fine with everything until Jack backs out of the date. Then, their hook-up becomes non-consensual, retroactively.
But this all may be moot, too. Heck, it seems like anyone could be accused of rape. Anyone at all - even guys who didn't hook up. You know, "Write my midterm paper or I'll say you raped me." If college kids aren't at that point yet, they're not applying themselves.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (PUS8s)
"So. Much. Stupid. packed into that page."
I admit I did laugh at her Diane Fosse type attitude towards conservative Christians.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: zombie Michael jackson at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (ZT/0/)
*ahem*
You know close tags are cheating, Beth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2015 03:22 PM (JtwS4)
Who? Me?
*gambol*
*frolic*
*prance*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (VAsIq)
End Fed student loans, or any other Fed money to colleges.
Burn the "little Ivies" and their ilk where this stuff incubates and spreads from to the ground.
(Full disclosure: My alma mater is particularly heinous. No alumni money for them!)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (DT3rQ)
Hopefully she didn't end up with mouth babies.
Posted by: NCKate at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (pBnwl)
........................................
Heh. I first read that as "rabies".
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (MDgS8)
*frolic*
*prance*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM
You know the rules. Pics....And there seems to be a trampoline bounce missing there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (h4vJk)
And the web-cam is on the fritz again. dammit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (kff5f)
Ha, for some of them yes. I was speaking of this woman who was raped (assuming that's true) who is disturbed by men who look her rapists, because that is actually a real phenomenon but the way to deal with it is not to send the men away. That was my point.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (lIU4e)
Soo, when I hooked a girls bras together to make a kite and flew them from her window during a pantie raid it was rape? In honesty she was magnificent 38 D's. 10 foot string of undergarments flapping gently in the breeze. Caught the air perfectly.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (kQBSd)
Which begs the question, do Chimps give and get blow jobs?
Wiki:
"Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (though a pair of western gorillas has been photographed performing face-to-face genital sex), tongue kissing, and oral sex."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM
It did have sort of an Iowahawk "Into the Red States" vibe, didn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (h4vJk)
Sigh.
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (brtPU)
http://tinyurl.com/noyu3hs
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (jBuUi)
What can't a fat Jewish woman do? BJ's for one.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 10, 2015 03:29 PM (m3iiU)
How would I know, I've never had a job.
Posted by: The 52% at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (h4vJk)
True Fact: trampolines make it easier to frolic.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:33 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Reality Man at June 10, 2015 03:33 PM (9AQdP)
Google images for her name.
That one photo is the best of the lot.
The rest.....not so much.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:33 PM (VPLuQ)
281 Glad I'm doing my Masters program online.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 10, 2015 03:31 PM (VAsIq)
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next it'll be Skype Rape
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:34 PM (ZT/0/)
Glad I'm doing my Masters program online.
hey, me too!
The real future of education. Remove the whole social dynamic and read/write your ass off.
From 1000+ miles away.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:34 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:33 PM
And the gamboling?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:34 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2015 03:26 PM (/tNwW)
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Oh definitely
Posted by: Laura Bush at June 10, 2015 03:35 PM (F1Z8f)
woman who was raped (assuming that's true) who is disturbed by men who
look her rapists, because that is actually a real phenomenon but the way
to deal with it is not to send the men away. That was my point.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:32 PM (lIU4e)
Right? I mean, if this girl was actually raped - and it's entirely possible she was - and is finding herself triggered by people who merely LOOK like her rapist, then she needs therapy, not homework. What kind of college education could she be getting if she's looking around furtively, terrified that someone who looks like her rapist might be around the corner? It's a waste of her time and money, not to mention damaging to her mental health and damaging to the health, well-being, and reputation of the "accused."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:35 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Pete Rose at June 10, 2015 03:35 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:33 PM
And the gamboling?
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must play havoc with the roulette table
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Daybrother at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (HvBTV)
"Wasn't Amherst the first to introduce "affirmative consent" rules, or whatever the heck they call it?"
No, that was Antioch College, somewhere in the Midwest. They have since gone defunct. Heh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:34 PM (h4vJk)
Bouncy Castle.
Though you have to make sure it's staked into the ground REALLY WELL, or one excessive gambol will send the whole thing flying.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM (cbfNE)
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jeez, I hope it wasn't by an Asian.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM (ZT/0/)
It's a time of choosing folks ... and if you think you can maintain friendships with Progressives ... you get what you deserve.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM (81zPX)
Liya Rechtman pix:
http://tinyurl.com/noyu3hs
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (jBuUi)
Shit...... not even with Ace's ... err well, then again, we did have fat girl Friday at partytown SIU.
*winces*
...and two-bagger Thursday.....
*facepalms*
Where's the fuckin' Tylenol....?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (o4QuK)
Though you have to make sure it's staked into the ground REALLY WELL, or one excessive gambol will send the whole thing flying.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM
*nods* Just checking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Daybrother
C'mon, everyone knows the answer:
Marxist theory stipulates that the "vanguard of the proletariate" intentionally precipitate social collapse, so that the hoi polloi demand a revolution to usher in a perfectly egalitarian communist utopia.
What goes on daily in ALL of academia (and the media) is in pursuit of this goal.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (jBuUi)
Right. I mean, I work with mental health people and one of my old coworkers told me that one of her patients had the exact same issue (scared of men who looked like her rapist).
But she didn't try to get them banned from life. You know?
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (lIU4e)
ISIS
Putin
China
Lil Kim
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2015 03:27 PM (noWW6)
__________
Absolutely. Our downfall seems to be accelerating daily. Even the McKinney TX cop is now being called (almost) a rapist because white man, black female, and the fact he held domination over her. Oy.
Posted by: fly gal at June 10, 2015 03:39 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM
The mustache twirling is just so off-putting.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:39 PM (h4vJk)
Don't go to college, guys. Just don't.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:39 PM (4df7R)
Which is why I ask, "You have lefty friends?", when someone posts something about their lefty friends said something on Fb.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 03:39 PM (hvlzr)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM
Oh, good grief, did she put out another album?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM (o4QuK)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM (RrEUj)
ISIS
Putin
China
Lil Kim
Posted by: @votermom
Guam! They can tie some fragments of America to keep it from tipping over!
Posted by: that one idiot politician whose name I'm not going to bother Googling at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 10, 2015 03:36 PM (cN9Sk)
Aha. Thank you. I knew I remembered a college with an "A.". That's rarer and rarer these days.
Not the colleges. My memory.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM (vgIRn)
Um, ScoggDog? You know nurses go to regular college now, right? Unless you were talking about NA's or LPN's...
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:41 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 03:41 PM (wAQA5)
The other one, Rodman's bestie.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:41 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:38 PM (lIU4e)
EXACTLY.
Eventually this girl is going to leave college and assumedly enter the workforce. What if she's a waitress? If someone who looks like her rapist comes into the diner where she works, is she going to demand he leave? Is she going to hide and hand over her tables to another waitstaff?
If your assault was this psychologically crippling, you need to mend yourself FIRST, before you do anything else.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:41 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2015 03:42 PM (LISuA)
This.
You're better off learning to be a welder, or plumber, or electrician, or mechanic, or software developer, or...
None of these things require a college degree, and all of them (with enough time and effort, and sometimes a little luck) can pay in the (admittedly low) 6 figures.
I saw a chart yesterday showing that welders with something like 5+ years experience average 100k/yr here in Texas.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:42 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Margaret Cho at June 10, 2015 03:42 PM (F1Z8f)
He likes my answer less. "Because your generation made everything ABOUT politics."
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 10, 2015 03:42 PM (81zPX)
She RAPED him!
Oh, and if she did oral sex on her rape victim, then shortly after, had sex with her boyfriend, she's a f**king whore. Who the hell does that?
This isn't a false rape charge due to regret sex, this is a false rape charge due to "I don't want people to find out I'm a complete whore who screwed two guys within 30 minutes." The woman should just face reality and charge for her services.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (NjBm8)
When will facts be treated as truth and that hearsay or speculation is not equivalent?
Don't women understand how STUPID and EMOTIONALLY RETARDED this makes them all look?
This only has legs because of the False Media Narratives.
When will we be free of the tyranny of the Liars Of the Press?
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (zRby/)
Null routes are typically configured with a special route flag, but can also be implemented by forwarding packets to an illegal IP address such as 0.0.0.0, or the loopback address.
Null routing has an advantage over classical firewalls since it is available on every potential network router (including all modern operating systems), and adds virtually no performance impact. Due to the nature of high-bandwidth routers, null routing can often sustain higher throughput than conventional firewalls. For this reason, null routes are often used on high-performance core routers to mitigate large-scale denial-of-service attacks before the packets reach a bottleneck, thus avoiding collateral damage from DDoS attacks -- although the target of the attack will be inaccessible to anyone."
Learn something new every day.
Though I'm learning it the hard way, since "the target of the attack will be inaccessible to anyone" applies to me. Ugh.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 03:41 PM (4df7R)
Exactly. If you really are that traumatized, take time off and work through it.
If not? STFU.
Posted by: Le-a at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 10, 2015 03:44 PM (brtPU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:44 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:44 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2015 03:44 PM (mx5oN)
I am become Pixy
Devourer of comments.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 10, 2015 03:44 PM (O7MnT)
I think there are a couple of all male colleges now.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:43 PM (cbfNE)
Hampton Syndey in VA is the last one.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:45 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 10, 2015 03:45 PM (ne2fm)
What goes on daily in ALL of academia (and the media) is in pursuit of this goal.
Posted by: zombie
I get that part Zombie but what I'm wondering is this: Is the seemingly accelerating social devolution a result of the weight of a Marxist leaning administration, a critical mass of stupid useful idiots or is there an actual cabal of soros types meeting somewhere coordinating someof this drek by directing social activist "action alerts" and flash mobs and other astroturf? Is it like too many rats in a cage turning on each other and so inevitable or is it nudged along? really, I'm wondering.
Posted by: Daybrother at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (HvBTV)
Posted by: some random meathead at June 10, 2015 03:40 PM
________
Pro: Readily available pisco.
Con: Looks like they have 'Nucks fans there.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (PUS8s)
There are guys out there taking every job and OT they can get. Stashing cash away.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (0HooB)
Which begs the question, do Chimps give and get blow jobs?
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get
Posted by: zombie Michael jackson at June 10, 2015 03:30 PM (ZT/0/)
I'm forever blowing Bubbles....
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (oVJmc)
Would like to see something about the majors of these little SJWs, however. I'll make a small wager that they're mostly liberal arts.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (81zPX)
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Seems to us, that if she kissed her boyfriends then obviously John Doe raped him too. Secondary semen.
Posted by: Amhearst at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 10, 2015 03:37 PM (81zPX)
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Very much THIS. I have progressives in my life as being name-only in passing, but not friends. It's impossible.
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 03:47 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 10, 2015 03:47 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2015 03:47 PM (mx5oN)
I have received numerous blow jobs from humans, and the best by far was my old friend Dorothy Kilgallen, a guest from I've Got a Secret. She also did great vag sex when she rode my high hard one.
Posted by: J Fred Muggs, NBC Contributing Chimp at June 10, 2015 03:48 PM (P330y)
Antioch College, Yellow Springs, Ohio (near Dayton, but a long way from Marion).
They've since come back to life. Yellow Springs is hippie central, and Antioch is their flagship.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 10, 2015 03:48 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Amhearst at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (ZT/0/)
Also known as the Naval reserve.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2015 03:48 PM (mx5oN)
2nd look at legalized prostitution?
Or maybe just a stable of fillies.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 10, 2015 03:47 PM (zRby/)
Legal in Costa Rica and it keeps the wives putting out so Juan doesn't head over to the ho house.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:49 PM (0FSuD)
intentionally precipitate social collapse, so that the hoi polloi demand
a revolution to usher in a perfectly egalitarian communist utopia.
What goes on daily in ALL of academia (and the media) is in pursuit of this goal.
Posted by: zombie
Yep.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:49 PM (oKE6c)
@323
Lot's of hot women down there. To bad it has a socialist government run by a woman.
So what's your point?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at June 10, 2015 03:50 PM (RrEUj)
I look forward to Hillary's campus visits coming with trigger warnings.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2015 03:50 PM (GGCsk)
Legal in most SA countries. Lima Peru has some very nice ahhhhh clubs.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 10, 2015 03:50 PM (kQBSd)
Or maybe just a stable of fillies.
I see a great market opportunity for franchises near kollidges.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:51 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: John Doe at June 10, 2015 03:51 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at June 10, 2015 02:47 PM (H3SRF)
Rape is a serious felony and university employees should not be the ones to deal with it. It should go directly to the police and/or district attorney.
Real rapists belong in jail so they won't rape again.
Expelling them from school doesn't solve the problem of real rapists continuing to rape. If the university employees really cared about protecting women from actual rape, they wouldn't be handling it in house.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 10, 2015 03:51 PM (NjBm8)
has a boyfriend, blows his roommate, then bangs another dude a few hours later.
class act.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)
Also, chubby girls give GREAT head. Unless it's rape-head, not to be confused with road-head.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
Worlds are colliding and some lawyer is going to get a boat with one like Rubio's hanging off the stern as a dinghy.
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (2Ocf1)
Honey, your private parts won't fall off if you don't have sex in college and neither will your wang, brother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 10, 2015 03:51 PM
And here you've put your finger on the actual problem....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (F1Z8f)
of a Marxist leaning administration, a critical mass of stupid useful
idiots or is there an actual cabal of soros types meeting somewhere
coordinating someof this drek by directing social activist "action
alerts" and flash mobs and other astroturf?
All of the above. The mistake is put them all on the same level of abstraction, when in fact there's a causality chain. The actual cabal of Soros types coordinate the dreck, thereby mobilizing the activists, who in turn mobilize a critical mass of useful idiots, who in turn vote in a Marxist Administration.
But the "root cause" - to use Marx's phrase - is people like Soros who organize and finance the Left. But for one phone call in 1944 Hungary ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Fritz at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (GFrM3)
Posted by: Daybrother at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (HvBTV)
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Prior to 2009, I believe most of it was scattered spontaneousness, but I truly believe that there is a directed movement going on.
Good examples of this are the police-involved events we've been seeing. Every time something like Ferguson or the pool party happen, there's a coordinated swarm of agitators that swoop in and take over the narrative. I believe the same thing is happening on college campi and anywhere else the progs can sink their fangs.
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: John Doe at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (9HoBs)
he is incapable of consent
SHE RAPED HIM
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
No, no, no, ThunderB, that's not how that works.
Cmon now, you gotta know that by now.
He's still the rapist, even if he was black out drunk and she was sober as a judge. Because, patriarchy.
Duh.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: @votermom
Any all male Prep Schools?
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (VAsIq)
But not nearly as fake as this little snowflake's "rape" accusation.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (2Ocf1)
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Well, first of all, oral sex is not sex.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (XUKZU)
Brooklyn, NY where she is a member of Brooklyn Heights Synagogue.
Any connection to young Sulkowicz?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (oKE6c)
Old joke.
Guess who keeps their yacht tied up next to my Surgeons yacht?
My Plumber.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (VPLuQ)
Real rapists belong in jail so they won't rape again.
Expelling them from school doesn't solve the problem of real rapists continuing to rape. If the university employees really cared about protecting women from actual rape, they wouldn't be handling it in house.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 10, 2015 03:51 PM
________
Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (PUS8s)
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Daybrother
I myself have long pondered this question.
For the most part, I concluded, the avergae lefty is not being directly commanded or controll b a sinister cabal -- instead, moonbats are on "autopilot" having been given instructions long ago to aid in societal collapse, then hyponotized into forgetting why they would want to do this.
So that most of the people destroying society do so autonomously, but without knowledge o the purpose of their actions.
Even so, yes, at the very deepest core of academia and in think-tanks, there are devious Soros-types consciously funding and encouraging this, pulling the strings. How many such people is the only question.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bill Cook at June 10, 2015 03:55 PM (HSgQz)
if he blacked out
he is incapable of consent
SHE RAPED HIM
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
Depending on the state statute, that might not technically be the case. Many rape statutes are written so that you can only be a rapist if you have a penis or violate someone with an object. Giving a blacked out guy a beejer might be sexual assault or sexual battery, but not necessarily rape.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2015 03:56 PM (mx5oN)
So the Jew Emma Sulkowitz was allegedly raped by a nazi?
I totally believe her now.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 10, 2015 03:56 PM (U6f54)
I mean, it could of. when I was in college, there were random hook ups, including (not proud of this..) with a buddies girlfriend. And she was teh crazy.
That could have gone sideways real fast.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 10, 2015 03:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 10, 2015 03:56 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (9HoBs)
Pre-xactly.
It is simply unwise to have sex with anyone who is not your spouse. This is doubly, triply true if you are a male in college.
Which is not to say you won't get away with it, but it is nevertheless *unwise.*
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:57 PM (kff5f)
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If there is a God with a sense of Humor, Bill Clinton will be called as an expert witness on blow jobs.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 03:57 PM (ZT/0/)
For example, once upon a time a family member woke up in a jail with no memory of the previous night because the person was blacked out drunk. According to cops & witnesses, said person had slapped a cop while drunk.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 03:57 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (9HoBs)
truly believe that there is a directed movement going on.
I think so too, but think that it's been directed for a lot longer than that, it just wasn't so blatant.
Notice how various terms, usages, talking points, and narratives seem to become mainstream overnight, rather than gradually spreading? That bespeaks coordination, which in turn bespeaks collusion.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (oKE6c)
he is incapable of consent
SHE RAPED HIM
Posted by: ThunderB at June 10, 2015 03:52 PM (zOTsN)
Oh look at you using facts and reason and actual reality you horrible rape denier.
Here's the thing. Once upon a time, by which I mean like 100 odd years ago, there were some really horrible rulings that said that unless a woman fought nigh to the death she wasn't actually raped because a woman would rather die than have her honor so besmirched.
Those rulings were horrific.
You know what else is horrific? Saying that if a penis person comes into physical contact with a womyn, even if said penis person is the one who is acted upon rather than doing the acting, and said womyn later decides oh yeah that was dumb, then said person person is a rapist merely by dint of having a penis.
Yeah, that's just as horrific.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Haven Monohan at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 03:57 PM
^^^^This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (h4vJk)
astroturf? Is it like too many rats in a cage turning on each other and
so inevitable or is it nudged along? really, I'm wondering.
Posted by: Daybrother at June 10, 2015 03:46 PM (HvBTV)
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 03:54 PM (P25Hh)
In our little town in Georgia, a recent story which was basically a nothingburger that had occurred days before in another STATE and involved the local high school kids. The high school was SWARMED by news camera crews invading the campus ( which was in summer session) and asking kids leading questions until the Administration finally threw the reporters off campus.
Really weird and creepy.
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Or LIV groupthink.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (XUKZU)
Tip: when you kill a left-thing, don't forget the stake in the heart or silver bullet. Or perhaps, as Churchill said when Stanley Baldwin died, "Embalm! Cremate! And bury at sea!" .... Just to be sure.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: tsj017 at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (4YUWF)
if a penis person comes into physical
contact with a womyn, even if said penis
person is the one who is acted upon rather
than doing the acting, and said womyn later
decides oh yeah that was dumb, then said
person person is a rapist merely by dint of
having a penis.
Yeah, that's just as horrific.
Caitlyn is in the clear then.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (hvlzr)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (eOpVe)
Acording to the article, she certainly veered from one extreme to another. From multiple casual contacts (trying to be diplomatic) to associating with feminist groups touting rape as the answer to all ills and interaction.
How is this in any way different from how people are drawn to cults?
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (Spluw)
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unless ghey...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (ZT/0/)
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark
*smiles sneakily*
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (VAsIq)
You misspelled "brainwashed."
It's so easy to do it's frightening.
Most folks don't know just how much time, money and research Russia put into exploring the human mind and how to control it during the Cold War. We're seeing the rotten fruit of their efforts today.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 04:00 PM (0HooB)
Whether chemically or physiologically induced makes no matter.
However. You can be held to account for any criminal acts that you commit.
And that's how they pinned this on him.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 10, 2015 04:01 PM (zRby/)
SJWs at the Federal Level with a Budget and Power.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roy
No lotion
No motion!
Posted by: College Male at June 10, 2015 04:01 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 10, 2015 04:01 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 10, 2015 04:02 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 10, 2015 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 03:58 PM (oKE6c)
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Thanks for the subtle correction of my post. I'm being raped by spelling demons today.
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 04:02 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (ZT/0/)
Yep, my wife even shows it to me now and then
Posted by: wrg500 at June 10, 2015 04:02 PM
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2015 03:53 PM (9HoBs)
This x infinity.
Also, if you don't regularly get blackout drunk and wake up in pools of your own fluids, you will not have "missed the college experience."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (wAQA5)
In addition to the fact that they are clearly biased by their political agenda of viewing ALL women as pathetic victims, and ALL men as oppressors.
Posted by: Nerdygirl at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (NjBm8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Or LIV groupthink.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 10, 2015 03:59 PM (VAsIq)
Yeah, LIV groupthink is definitely a factor, but how does it get out so fast? It doesn't spread by word of mouth; that would take weeks, months.
That's where the collusion comes in - think JournoList, which no doubt still exists, and similar organizations that coordinate the message.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (cbfNE)
@323
Read the entire story. It's written by two ghey guys.
Dude.
It's a marketing article. An advertisement. With pretty pictures of a pretty nice location in a pretty nice country that wants to sell tourist visas to future residents.
The authors are probably fictional.
Are you getting dizzy? From all the gheyness?
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (RrEUj)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM
Wait...whut?
Posted by: Lindsay Loahn at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2015 04:02 PM (P25Hh)
_________
No problem. I got ya.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 04:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2015 04:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 10, 2015 04:05 PM (0HooB)
Wait...whut?
Posted by: Lindsay Loahn at June 10, 2015 04:04 PM (h4vJk)
Go back to sleep, sweetie. Your heroin's on its way.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 04:05 PM (4df7R)
wake up in pools of your own fluids, you will not have "missed the
college experience."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 10, 2015 04:03 PM (4df7R)
Also known as "the Senatorial Experience."
Posted by: J. (hic) Beohner at June 10, 2015 04:05 PM (8hctH)
My sons are teenagers. They're interested in girls, but girls are just too risky and they have better things to do. This is their thinking.
The sexual revolution has come full circle. In certain areas of the country, we're already experiencing the new chastity revolution, but it's not called that, and it's happening for different reasons than before.
The wisdom is the same: prepare the kids well, wind them up for heterosexuality, marry them at the peak, and let their sexual energy be released in loving and committed procreation, which benefits everybody and makes the future.
We've seen the alternative. The alternative is simply inferior.
.02
Posted by: Feh at June 10, 2015 04:06 PM (3gibD)
Posted by: rrpjr at June 10, 2015 04:06 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 10, 2015 04:01 PM (zRby/)
Except having sex is not a criminal act. That's long been the problem with rape accusations- proving that an act between two people was "non-consensual." In some cases it's easy. But with the "dumbing down" of rape, it's harder and harder and harder.
In this case, there was no evidence one way or another- it should have been thrown out completely with an admonition to both parties "Don't have sex with someone who is not your spouse."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 10, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)
Consistent with the values of an educational and employment environment free from harassment based on sex, the College also prohibits gender-based harassment, which may include acts of verbal, nonverbal, or physical aggression, intimidation, or hostility based on sex or sex-stereotyping, even if those acts do not involve conduct of a sexual nature.
We encourage all members of our campus community to seek support for and report all sexual harassment and sexual misconduct directly to the Amherst College Police or the Title IX Coordinator or the Deputy Coordinators. These individuals will assist in eliminating the misconduct, preventing its recurrence and addressing the effects.
Please see options for immediate actions, options for reporting the incident and getting support and what to consider when making your decision. Regardless of where it is reported, all complaints will be vetted by the Title IX Coordinator. If you need immediate confidential counseling, the University of Massachusetts' Center for Women Community provides confidential rape crisis counseling to men and women, 24 hours a day, at (413) KIL-LMEN.
... I may have taken some liberties with that phone number at the end .. protecting the innocent, you know.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 10, 2015 04:06 PM (e8kgV)
Tip: when you kill a left-thing, don't forget the stake in the heart or silver bullet.
Leftism is intellectual kudzu.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2015 04:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Psycho The Rapist at June 10, 2015 04:08 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Facebook, Twitter, and that swirling morass of dumbassery: Reddit. Also: Jezebel, Gawker, etc. They all push the same memes, and there's certainly some coordination, but with the Interwebz it's pretty easy to get your B.S. talking points to the whole LIV world.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 10, 2015 04:08 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2015 04:08 PM (hvlzr)
I'm with zombie. There are different levels operating automatically on different programs containing the same subroutine. "Fundamentally transform."
More basic than that: "Get angry." Remember the bumper sticker that said "If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention." But forget that wrath is the most common and most insidious of the deadly sins. Of course, the angry person thinks his anger is righteous but in fact he's not thinking clearly. Angry people rarely do.
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 04:09 PM (PUS8s)
Posted by: fly gal at June 10, 2015 04:09 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 10, 2015 04:09 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Blue Jay at June 10, 2015 04:10 PM (PUS8s)
I'll bet AS was popular at spring break.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: righter at June 10, 2015 04:12 PM (r6HrP)
The College encourages reporting and seeks to remove any barriers to reporting by making the procedures for reporting transparent and straightforward. The College recognizes that an individual who has been drinking or using drugs at the time of the incident may be hesitant to make a report because of potential Honor Code consequences for his/her/their own conduct. An individual who reports sexual misconduct, either as a Complainant or a third party witness, will not be subject to disciplinary action by the College for his/her/their own personal consumption of alcohol or drugs at or near the time of the incident, provided that any such violations did not and do not place the health or safety of any other person at risk. The College may, however, initiate an educational discussion or pursue other educational remedies regarding alcohol or other drugs. The amnesty policy applies to the College's student conduct process.
... this makes it pretty clear the John Doe should have reported the misconduct first.
"Honor Code" ... what ? Isn't that of children or is this West Point ?
.... best of the best with honors, Sir.
The entire point of this story is the "AS" had no honor .. your Honor
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 10, 2015 04:14 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 10, 2015 04:16 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Wimmens and Nonwimmens what think they be wimmens at June 10, 2015 04:17 PM (yn6XZ)
John Doe should sue Amherst and the US Department of Education for $50,000,000,000.00 for violations of his civil rights.
Now, wait a minute. You seriously want to get the DoBJ involved in this?
Posted by: PPs43 at June 10, 2015 04:29 PM (gs8t9)
163 I really can't understand why the Russkies or the Chicoms have not yet invaded.
They don't want to get infected. Maybe after the mass insanity has burned itself out.
Posted by: Speller at June 10, 2015 04:36 PM (hHs1b)
That I even typed that statement makes me very sad.
Posted by: Moki at June 10, 2015 04:46 PM (x303I)
It's amazing that the campus tribunal found he was unable to consent to sexual activity and didn't explore that any further.
Posted by: egd at June 10, 2015 05:00 PM (YYZCI)
ace, if you'd move into the 21st century blogging software you could just highlight KC's page, then in "visual" editing mode you could paste in the content, links, images, formatting and all. Observing the mid-90s state of your comments system I'm guessing whatever you're using doesn't allow it. one of the last hold-outs.
Posted by: docweasel at June 10, 2015 05:01 PM (XxzcU)
"Wasn't Amherst the first to introduce "affirmative consent" rules, or whatever the heck they call it?"
No, that was Antioch College, somewhere in the Midwest. They have since gone defunct. Heh.
Antioch College is in Yellow Springs, OH. It's a very small college in a ridiculously small town east of Dayton, OH. It shut down in 2008 but reopened in 2011. In order to attract prospective students, the college went so far as to offer up free education. It worked, 2500 students applied.
On a side note, when entering Yellow Springs, you do not want to roll your windows down if you can avoid it. The stench of patchouli is overwhelming.
Posted by: RonM822 at June 10, 2015 05:13 PM (HqT5j)
Posted by: DOJ at June 10, 2015 02:52 PM (nqiq9)
********That actually sent shivers up my spine. Not 5 years ago it would have been a chuckle.
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 10, 2015 05:52 PM (g1MTt)
something BIG has to be taken down for people in power to say.. No More of this shit.
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