Emergency ONT

Golden retriever bath bomb 😍🐶 pic.twitter.com/1VEaRZgJDZ
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 3, 2015

Here's a cartoon John found on Reddit. I do not know who should be credited. Here.

Update: Um.

Posted by: Ace at 11:11 PM

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1 heh

Posted by: MutherF*ckin Media at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (8CdUx)

2 First. Thanks for your hard work Ace.

Posted by: dIb at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (HYAmq)

3 ONT is for closers

Always be closing

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (zOTsN)

4 Were any bones broken in the production of this ONT?

Posted by: Ustens Lessworth at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (gMPrE)

5 At least there's no Yoko. Or spiders.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (m9V0o)

6 I was wondering.

Posted by: Snafu at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (WFqgs)

7 eleventy!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:12 PM (0O7c5)

8 to be truly first, you must be last

( things the Bhudda didn't say )

Posted by: MutherF*ckin Media at June 04, 2015 11:13 PM (8CdUx)

9 Verdict First Trial Later

"Equality" commissions have quickly followed the tracks of their Canadian cousins and become kangaroo courts that serve as judge, jury, and executioner in their quest to stomp out thought-crime against those who do not praise homosexuality or same-sex marriage.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9203

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 04, 2015 11:13 PM (7YlUk)

10 My name? Fuck you's my name.
I'm here on a mission of mercy.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:13 PM (XmOA9)

11 So is Los Angeles going to make Mattress Girl wear googles when she makes the porn sequel?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (5LOno)

12 Hey morons

What's new & exciting?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (HHawz)

13 Is everyone ok??????

Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (EzgxV)

14 Since this is an emergency ONT, best keep your pants on. Just in case.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Kvhy9)

15 This should have been the picture of perry with his puppy.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (vmMMi)

16 tribbles! mogwai!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (Cq0oW)

17 Golden Retriever Bath Bomb: a delicious soup.

Posted by: BHO at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (HYAmq)

18 Kerry photo released. Still in stable condition.
http://tinyurl.com/oyponaj

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (kivUY)

19
Did Ace just post...puppy porn???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (iQIUe)

20
14 Since this is an emergency ONT, best keep your pants on. Just in case.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Kvhy9)

Too late, they are off

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (HHawz)

21 Kerry photo released. Still in stable condition.
http://tinyurl.com/oyponaj

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (kivUY)

So, he avoids the glue factory yet again...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (7YlUk)

22 Is everyone ok??????

The reason we're all here is because we're not all there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:15 PM (0HooB)

23 I'm transitioning to a golden retriever.

Posted by: Lassie at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (W5DcG)

24 Ola....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (gzt0l)

25 i honestly thought i'd see a horse in a stable andycanuck.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (0O7c5)

26 Puppies!

Posted by: Jenny Is 1/16 Italican at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (kjAiD)

27 I ordered a hat in April and they are finally shipping it. I was afraid the summer would be over before I got it.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (vmMMi)

28 Hooray!

Posted by: wooga at June 04, 2015 11:17 PM (XK0dn)

29 Everyone, stay calm. All is well!

Posted by: Mordineus at June 04, 2015 11:17 PM (tjuki)

30 OK, I'm going to guess that the third one from the right is the tranny. Something about the jawline.

That skateboarding fail on the fireplug was hilarious!

What? I'm not allowed my own imaginary ONT?

Posted by: Splunge at June 04, 2015 11:17 PM (qyomX)

31 The plural for uterus is uteri. That we have learned today.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:17 PM (Kvhy9)

32 "What's new exciting?"

Well, you're back. Any interesting stories?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (gzt0l)

33 A clean puppy is a happy puppy.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (MQEz6)

34 Assuming the Emergency ONT is the only ONT, any bets that it'll reach 1000?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (7YlUk)

35 That Kerry/Caitlyn photo was frightening

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (9HoBs)

36 uterae

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (Cq0oW)

37 Whut the fuck is a Marcus Latrell?

Posted by: Anna Marie Cox at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (D0Tns)

38 Good evening all.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 04, 2015 11:18 PM (fYyCT)

39 They look delicious.

Posted by: Barrack O'Fuckstick at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (Jm0fb)

40 14 Since this is an emergency ONT, best keep your pants on. Just in case.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM (Kvhy9)
---
Nope! Gotta be free and easy, baby! Let that freak flag fly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)

41 My dog needs a bath. He's a stinking sonny-gun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (gzt0l)

42 Yes but remember, There's no "i" in uterus. Wait, TMI?

Posted by: Daybrother at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (DmYdD)

43 no i'm not EFFIN OK!!!!

lol seriously what a crap day

little son lost playoff LL game in last half-inning

bigger girl got asked to be in YET ANOTHER damn hockey tournament (sort of the opposite problem but I'm getting really wiped out)

schools at that "random days off, finals and zillions of half days" point that makes you want to strangle all teachers

it's early-summer !DOOM! at my current job - seems to happen every year - ruins your summer and they never do major layoffs - they just like to make sure noone gets too comfy

Posted by: UppityOrchid at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (mJUSR)

44 Ricardo Kill, to answer your question from the last thread: Yes.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (nL0sw)

45
World War II: Loss of Life Visualized (2015)

An animated data-driven documentary about war and peace, The Fallen of World War II looks at the human cost of the second World War and sizes up the numbers to other wars in history, including trends in recent conflicts.

https://youtu.be/pcVzfOmt4Tg

Very well done Big Data visualization.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (kdS6q)

46 Well, I can sleep now. I have seen the last post at HotAir, and I have seen the ONT. My day is complete.

Blessings and good fortune to all. Take your vitamins and watch where you step. Keep an eye on traffic and be safe.

Posted by: Ustens Lessworth at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (gMPrE)

47 Nope! Gotta be free and easy, baby! Let that freak flag fly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 04, 2015 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)

*at salute*

Posted by: The Freaky Hat at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (7YlUk)

48 Oh, good grief. From the sidebar link about Mattress Girl's video:

"Ceci N'est Pas Un Viol is not about one night in August, 2012. It's about your decisions, starting now. It's only a reenactment if you disregard my words. It's about you, not him," Sulkowicz writes. "You might be wondering why I've made myself this vulnerable. Look--I want to change the world, and that begins with you, seeing yourself. If you watch this video without my consent, then I hope you reflect on your reasons for objectifying me and participating in my rape, for, in that case, you were the one who couldn't resist the urge to make Ceci N'est Pas Un Viol about what you wanted to make it about: rape."

So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

49 "
Whut the fuck is a Marcus Latrell?

Posted by: Anna Marie Cox"

You ignorant slut.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (gzt0l)

50 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Night 2 of 6 in a row. Hoping for better than last night where I didn't get a breather for 12 freaking hours.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (b2cFu)

51 No news for a week, no pc, no tv, no radio. What did John Kerry do now, start WWIII?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (HHawz)

52 Is everyone ok??????
Howdy, y'all!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM

Hope you are well. Security problems solved?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2015 11:21 PM (o/90i)

53 So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.

so this thing is like a creepier sequel to The Ring?

Posted by: UppityOrchid at June 04, 2015 11:21 PM (mJUSR)

54 Woah. Mattress girl makes a "rape" art video. It's straight up porn.

http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/

Posted by: mugiwara at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (3a584)

55
Goldens are sweet dogs, never met one who wasn't a people dog.

People could take lessons in friendship and loyalty from dogs.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (jeCnD)

56 Heya cooth,

How's things?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (kmtse)

57 so this thing is like a creepier sequel to The Ring?

Posted by: UppityOrchid at June 04, 2015 11:21 PM (mJUSR)

Depends. What's your opinion on full 70s bush?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (nL0sw)

58 Shit.
ace just made me feel guilty for not giving the doggeh a bath in the last few weeks...

But, he DID lose 1/2 a pound since December.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (WN6kz)

59 Speaking of golden retrievers:

http://tinyurl.com/nh6rfjj

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (RWGcK)

60 Posted by: Anna Marie Cox"

You ignorant slut.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (gzt0l)

It is "ana" and who the fuck is she? more importantly, what difference does it make?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (kCLGY)

61 Watch for my new book "Rape This Book". It hits stores this fall.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (tgnRB)

62 anyway

when would you have reason to use the plural of uterus? "both my baby mommas in the ED at the same time! they got junk in their uteri"

"no no I'm good"

"when we kickin it?"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (Cq0oW)

63 41 My dog needs a bath. He's a stinking sonny-gun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015

He's a little, give him a bath.

Oh, what happens at fishing camp stays at fishing camp

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (HHawz)

64 (((chi)))

Poor stinky Tucker...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (kmtse)

65 Tim Horton's in Canada caves to enviro-leftists and removes ad for Enbridge (oil pipelines etc.) on in-house TV; faces backlash for crapping on their blue-collar base.

Twitter link banned, Tinyurl instead:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n9kkylx

More background linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (kivUY)

66 "Ricardo Kill, to answer your question from the last thread: Yes."

I forgot the question?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (gzt0l)

67 Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

Any product placement?

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (MQEz6)

68 OMG an emergency ONT!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (2XMpf)

69 Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

Evidently she didn't get into Columbia University based on her writing skills.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (9HoBs)

70 So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.

Saw her pic at the link.

I'd pass. Resting bitch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (0HooB)

71 Well actually Ringu is far more kinder. It kills you for watching it, Emma lets you live.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (Kvhy9)

72 Kid at Lund university had his muntlig today, remainder of Swedish language final exams tomorrow. Anyone willing to extend a small prayer for successful dirty Scandi performance?

He's still a little prone to swenglish, please pray he goes full Scandi, I need some swedish grandchildren.

Posted by: SarahW at June 04, 2015 11:24 PM (lv2k0)

73 I forgot the question?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (gzt0l)

About teh butt secks in mattress girl's homemade porn.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 04, 2015 11:24 PM (nL0sw)

74 Something tells me that if I share that I have no interest in seeing her ladybits, I'll still be the bad guy.

Posted by: Dave S. at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (mhkbv)

75 So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.

Saw her pic at the link.

I'd pass. Resting bitch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:23 PM (0HooB)

she is gonna make her story true one way or another, no matter how many times she has to take it up her ass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (kCLGY)

76 If this was an actual emergency, my voice would be an octave higher.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (9mTYi)

77 "Ceci N'est Pas Un Viol"? With a name like that I just know it's gonna be cerebral, artistic and deep and shit. I hope it has subtitles.

Posted by: otho at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (tBSrv)

78 Oops. 1 1/2 pounds, I think.

Vet wanted him to lose five pounds. "We like to see the ribs."

F that! He's happy and healthy.
I feed him a little less, but I'll be damned if I'm going to starve him!
If he was 13 pounds, he'd be a skeleton.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (WN6kz)

79 >> butt secks

butt socks? weirdo !!

Posted by: Anna Marie Cox at June 04, 2015 11:25 PM (D0Tns)

80 No! No.! No! You couldn't pay me to click on a porn
movie with Mattress Girl.

She and Caitlyn should team up together. Both attention hounds

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (9HoBs)

81 see the um update

amazing

Posted by: ace at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (PA7DS)

82 So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015

I watched. Not only is it NSFW brain bleach is required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (HHawz)

83 "He's a little, give him a bath."

Yeah, he's little but he's so dumb. Afraid he'll drown in the shower.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (gzt0l)

84 52
Is everyone ok??????

Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM

Hope you are well. Security problems solved?

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2015 11:21 PM (o/90i)

Nice chunk solved today. Visiting the blog from the DMZ side of a firewall this evening.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (EzgxV)

85 The real ONT is up.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (pAlYe)

86 Wow a song with Hammer in the title

https://youtu.be/XR4KnfcgLm0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 04, 2015 11:26 PM (Kvhy9)

87 So to keep with the theme of the ONT, did Mattress Girl do it "doggy style?"

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RWGcK)

88 she is gonna make her story true one way or another, no matter how many times she has to take it up her ass.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Interesting. I would venture something went horribly wrong during her toilet training, hence the fixation on anal sex.

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud, PhB. at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (tgnRB)

89 If I only had a brain....

Posted by: Erin Burnett at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (D0Tns)

90 54 Woah. Mattress girl makes a "rape" art video. It's straight up porn.

http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/
Posted by: mugiwara at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (3a584)

OMG. I haven't watched the video yet but the comments are fucking hilarious.

Methinks she's used up her 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (sdi6R)

91 The mattress gal is crazy in that adorable lock her in a nunnery high in the mountains kinda way.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (MQEz6)

92 Hey morons
What's new & exciting?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 04, 2015 11:14 PM

Had a chance to go up your way this weekend w/ some old college friends. Unfortunately work interfered.

I forget the town the cabin is by, but do remember a beer that had the slogan "The beer that is Beer"?

Is it Walters?

We have decent weather and the garden is growing like crazy.

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (o/90i)

93 56
Heya cooth,

How's things?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (kmtse)

Howdy, howdy!!!

Busy, busy, busy....but today is safer than yesterday and tomorrow will be safer still.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (EzgxV)

94 So to keep with the theme of the ONT, did Mattress Girl do it "doggy style?"

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 11:27 PM (RWGcK)

Nope, cowgirl followed by missionary.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (nL0sw)

95 Sounds better in French. The English-"This is not a rape."

Good grief; What a loser!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (9HoBs)

96 I'll oblige her and not watch the video no matter how many mash notes she sends me.

Posted by: SarahW at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (lv2k0)

97 Posted by: mugiwara at June 04, 2015 11:22 PM (3a584)

Didn't watch the video. If I wanted porn, there are professionals.
But the comments below have embedded pictures that are disgusting even by my low low standards.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2015 11:28 PM (XmOA9)

98 >>>So she seems to be implying that anybody who watches the video is raping her, or wants to.<<

Emma needs to call me. I've got great ideas for a new script!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders 2016! at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (xsnUW)

99
There is no scientific evidence that eating the placenta after childbirth can protect women against depression and boost energy, US research suggests.

The researchers said the popularity of eating placentas had risen in the last few years but this may have been due to women being influenced by media reports, blogs and websites.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33006384

Also: "Women should be aware that like any foodstuff, placentas can go off, so care will be needed about how they are stored."

Hmmmm...sniffing a placenta like an open container of cottage cheese to see if it's safe to nosh on. An appetizing picture.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (kdS6q)

100 That comic was a hoot, Ace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:29 PM (0HooB)

101 Seriously. The dude she accused of rape just won his case. She is nuts

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:30 PM (zOTsN)

102 Of course she named that stupid porno en francais. Tres pretentious.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 11:31 PM (vmMMi)

103 Hmmmm...sniffing a placenta like an open container of cottage cheese to see if it's safe to nosh on. An appetizing picture.

Why do they boil water for a delivery in the movies?

Placenta soup.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 04, 2015 11:31 PM (0HooB)

104 Her parents. So proud.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:32 PM (zOTsN)

105 The date stamp on the camera is 2012

When was the alleged rape!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:33 PM (zOTsN)

106 I'm transitioning to a golden retriever.
Posted by: Lassie at June 04, 2015 11:16 PM (W5DcG)

LMAO, threadwinner!

Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (o/90i)

107 Mattress Girl, starring in Voulez vous coucher avec moi c'est soir?

Posted by: Dave S. at June 04, 2015 11:35 PM (mhkbv)

108 Oh. She changed the date stamp to that of the alleged rape

She is sick

Posted by: ThunderB at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (zOTsN)

109 I speak France !!

Posted by: Erin Burnett at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (D0Tns)

110 I can't get it to play.

Posted by: Barrack O'Fuckstick at June 04, 2015 11:36 PM (Jm0fb)

111 I saw that Perry clip with the Lutrells.
Felt bad because I didn't know who was who.

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 04, 2015 11:40 PM (D0Tns)

112 Where did every one go?

Out to stock up on TP, booze and gold for the burning times??

??

Posted by: Just spit-balling here at June 04, 2015 11:42 PM (D0Tns)

113 #48: Yeah, "consent". She keeps using that word. I do not think it means what she thinks it means.

Sulky consented to being in that video with the full knowledge that the producer would be putting it online for anyone to watch for free.

Therefore, everybody who chooses to do so actually has her consent to watch it.

This isn't a case of her cell phone getting hacked and her private nude photos leaked; she chose to be in a sexually explicit film with the full knowledge that it would go public.

That said, I will not be watching it for several reasons, including that I find Sulky deeply unappealing in the personality department, and that the description makes the whole thing sound like some kind of preachy guilt-tripping "statement" about how boner = rape. Even if I were into porno movies (artsy nude photos and Hollywood sex scenes are plenty explicit for me, TYVM), it all sounds like some sort of messagey shame-porn and I have zero interest in that sort of thing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 04, 2015 11:51 PM (vW6MS)

114 Sorry, guys -- just got done with dinner and I'm at 76 and here.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:02 AM (EzgxV)

115 Yikes!!!! Ace in the ONT!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:04 AM (EzgxV)

116 ....well, Maet's update tells me why I'm not so far behind.....

Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2015 12:05 AM (EzgxV)

117 PUPPIES are the BEST EVER.

Posted by: Null at June 05, 2015 12:47 AM (xjpRj)

118 I spanked to it. Just because she would call it rape. Because she literally asked for it (that's what posting it online means).

Posted by: Five Knuckler at June 05, 2015 02:02 AM (S2VsH)

119 I'd suggest little Emma title her micro-oeuvre "my nuances are indecipherable". In French , of course. Should be a big hit with the Art Crowd.

Posted by: dissent555 at June 05, 2015 02:12 AM (yR6A1)

120 If for some reason you want to see Mattress girl naked in a porn- er- art video here it is VERY NSFW trigger warning (*she is as attractive as Trigger)
http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/

Posted by: docweasel at June 05, 2015 02:13 AM (XxzcU)

121 Hmmm...I've seen a lot of these art movies on the inttertubes. Now I'm no expert, however I think I saw several, "continuity errors"...but the comments sections reads like a Best-of ONT.

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at June 05, 2015 02:45 AM (LHLRD)

122

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 05, 2015 04:24 AM (GpgJl)

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