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Your Filthily Stupid, Pig-Ignorant Leftist Media: Who Are Those Non-Kardashian Men Flanking Rick Perry?
The left knows the things it thinks is important, such as Lena Dunham, Taylor Swift, Sansa Stark, and the various pseudocelebrity satellites which orbit the gas giant that is Kim Kardashian's ass.
It doesn't know other things, such as highly decorated heroes of foreign wars. Today, the left embarrassed itself, and it will keep embarrassing itself for the same reason most idiots embarrass themselves: Because they tell themselves that their ignorance is a sort of virtue, and that there is a Higher Knowingness in Not Knowing.One of the Perry sweaty bearded men is in a dateline-enables witness protection program. pic.twitter.com/j3bMJGyKkJ
— Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox) June 4, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 03:55 PM (qh617)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2015 03:56 PM (/31Bi)
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 04, 2015 03:56 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 04, 2015 03:57 PM (F1Z8f)
This question seems really, really familiar ....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 03:57 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Beth M at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (0O7c5)
And that is the Ace writing style which I have come to know and love.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (GpgJl)
The names, not the wieners.
Okay, probably that too.
Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: m at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (/31Bi)
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (sdxPm)
Luttrell was very active in the promotion of the movie, appearing with Mark Wahlberg who could not praise Luttrell enough.
Intentionally ignorant.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (XM5n5)
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Mine too. He's not perfect, but most of the others suck, and he sucks less than they do.
Plus I like a man who'll go jogging while packing, and is not afraid to use it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)
They're like cancer in situ. Still treatable and eradicable. Barely.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (sdxPm)
Pelted by estrogen
Turns into Caitlyn
Isn't she feminine?
Decathloning
With the power of a bull
She's so macho just
Look at those mandibles.
The ever lovin' Bruce! Bruce, Bruce!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (k2QA3)
Which sums up the Left.... perfectly....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)
Yeah.... but don't get stuck in there...
Posted by: Snake Plisken at June 04, 2015 04:03 PM (qh617)
Posted by: A Manatee at June 04, 2015 04:03 PM (8ZskC)
Flooded to a depth of thirty feet.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (VuWve)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)
Rick Perry does not have Secret Service protecting him....
In his place I'd want someone I trusted watching my back as well...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Jm0fb)
Didnt Cox recently come out as a Christian? Am i mistaken? Was she lying?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FDR's TV
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It would have been more impressive if they were wearing fake white lab coats.
Posted by: Barky at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (LImiJ)
A) Every one of them is in the media, and therefore has access to a number of tools and contacts through which they could FIND OUT who they are; and
B) If their questions were just "Who are those gentlemen?" not, "Who are those sweaty guys?" or "Who are those creepy NAZI dudes?" or "Derrrr, we big stupid rockhead Perry supporters, derrrrr." Their mockery makes their ignorance even worse.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (K3uxI)
Lefties and MSM sharpen their nails, get into a hissy fit, perform The French Mistake.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (hLRSq)
I'm serious, Anne Marie Cox even said that one of them was from witness protection and Perry put them at risk. Unironically. They didn't just have no clue who they were, they attacked and mocked them as losers.
And "sweaty" comes up a lot, almost every post. As if they're supposed to show up all made up like a film star to cover up the shine on their face on a hot Texas day.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)
They're not "having fun". They are propagandizing the masses with the full support and encouragement of our rogue government.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Media Faggots for Hillary! at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Even if they don't know these guys by sight, aren't most of these people
'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in
a press release, or document of some sort.
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)
they don't look things up...they get talking points....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (0O7c5)
Exactly. They didn't just wonder who they were, they were vicious and stupid about it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)
Is that her photo on twitter? Why is she wearing fur? Isnt fur murder??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (HstNY)
I still liked Battleground Texas' take the best though.
"Can you believe arrogant Perry us running while under our indictment?!?"
Suck it, assholes. Your little plan didn't work because Perry has balls.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (3PHtU)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM
How much she not only knows Pajama Boy's real name, she has his number saved on her phone?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Jm0fb)
Precisely. They rely on press releases and talking points issued by the Democratic Party and leftist groups. They don't even research a thing any more. When's the last real investigative journalism story you read from a major legacy media outfit? 1992?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Amanda Cox at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
Bill will be far... FAR... away.
Posted by: Cankles 2016! at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xsnUW)
Well vicious and stupid are pretty much their default settings for any situation.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (3PHtU)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)
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Agree.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (P25Hh)
Pig shit
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xSCb6)
protection and Perry put them at risk. Unironically. They didn't just
have no clue who they were, they attacked and mocked them as losers.
But don't call Bruce Jenner 'Bruce,' OMG.
They just know they aren't cool kids in their clique, so they're ripe for ridicule.
Can you imagine some conservative seeing Gabby Giffords at some event and making any off-note comment? They'd be ruined and the world would end.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (k2QA3)
You can be vicious OR stoopid, but never be both.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (Jm0fb)
sounds like something jwest would ask
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (0O7c5)
He asked about the big bearded men on the earlier thread. I tried, twice, to put him some knowledge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (FsuaD)
She had to get it from the health dpt to make her mandated gonoreah partner notification report.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (3PHtU)
HuffPo would believe it.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (LISuA)
- Kardashian Loving Media
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (LImiJ)
Because not even Texas is big enough for them to manspread at the same time.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)
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Agree.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (P25Hh)
Makes the gay waiter we have in the White House currently look pretty insignificant.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (sdxPm)
They're also Texans so gee, dolts, it makes sense that they would be at a Press Conference for Perry. The stupidity of these people is cringe worthy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (YFFpo)
'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in
a press release, or document of some sort.
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)
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Not sure why they would be expected to recognize then or make any effort to find out who they are.
However, their twits are as asinine as they are.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)
It's been known for several weeks that they would be there with him when he announced.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Weirddave
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Again, the only one with *real* military experience.
* farts in Lindsey Graham's direction *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Titanium at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (JLKJJ)
"LOL who the hell are those crazy stupid beardo guys behind Perry?? LOLOL"
"The SEAL from 'Lone Survivor' and his brother."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)
I have to google her to learn she's a blogger? Better get to work on that marketing plan...idiot.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: The Sarah Silverman Media at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (Jm0fb)
I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.
Ones who are likely gay at nice establishments are efficient, pleasant and competent-none of which describes Obama.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: obamuh at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (rNS5g)
They'll yank a tampon right out of an ear!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (dw7lk)
Ace! I thought you were going to start an AoShq book club and we were going to read and discuss The Crying of Lot 49.
We need a secret symbol that we can leave places that only we would know about. Unfortunately, there are too many big mouths here who wd blab and then we wd have to kill 'em. Oh, well, every group needs to be culled now and then.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kenway at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (oTlOj)
Posted by: Amanda Cox at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
Because they aren't like the effete latte-sipping metrosexuals you surround yourself with, the ones that you have deluded yourself into thinking are male. These two are manly, males to the nth power squared. They need to manstand lest the heat that they generate ignite the stage and as real men they wouldn't do that to the innocent.
Now retreat back and have white wine or seven and then collapse into your bed as you drift off to drunken slumber fantasizing about those callused hands treating you like the trollop you are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
As near as I can tell, yeah. It is. They all had exactly the same wall-to-wall response. I'd say they coordinated, but I don't think they need to, they're all just in the same hive mind of lockstep thinking. They don't need to talk between each other.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)
Didnt Cox recently come out as a Christian? Am i mistaken? Was she lying?
It is not my place to judge what is in her heart, and walking with the Lord can heal the hardest heart, but I found her professed beliefs to be at odds with her professed faith.
I am absolutely certain that God would say the same thing about me.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (WvS3w)
Would she have preferred pajama boy behind Mr. Perry? Because, you see, we in Texas don't go for that shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Burn the Witch
Oh yeah? What's Moo's excuse?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (uctT+)
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Well, when you are going to publish a comment about someone, a responsible, mature adult, would make some effort to know *who* exactly, that person is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anal Marie Cocks at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)
They're not "having fun". They are propagandizing the masses with the full support and encouragement of our rogue government.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (sdxPm)
Hence the "" framing the just having fun comment. They'll say they're "just joshing, jeesh you righty lunatics are so lunaticky."
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (dgJy0)
Well we can't have someone who looks like those guys on the money, that just won't do.
Posted by: Typical LIV upper class liberal still fantasizing about pantcreases at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)
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Or alive vs. dead for a hundred years.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (P25Hh)
http://tinyurl.com/q8hzndl
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (Jm0fb)
Ru Paul is also decidedly more masculine than Barry.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (9mTYi)
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Please keep up the good work!
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (VndSC)
The LIV mindmeld is complete. These are the least curious people on the planet. Their entire world view comes from HuffPo and Vox.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (3PHtU)
http://tinyurl.com/l3p8gvk
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (Z0/+C)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (NUqwG)
Cruz should grow a beard. Seriously, he should, it would look great on him. Would be worth 2-3 points in the polls.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: zombie Archduke Ferdinand at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (Spluw)
But the difference between me and a sanctimonious leftist is that I would not have run out my front door screaming my ignorance to the world.
There's a huge, world-changing difference between
Not Knowing Something
and
Not Knowing that You Don't Know Something.
In fact, the distinction between those two states in what circumscribes modern society.
A wise man is someone who doesn't know something, and realizes and accepts that fact.
A scientist is someone who doesn't know something, but wants to find out why he doesn't know it.
A fool is someone who doesn't know something, yet doesn't realize that there was ever something to know.
A progressive is someone who doesn't know something, doesn't realize that there was ever something to know, and then brags to the world that his ignorance is wisdom.
Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Afroman at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (wGJT7)
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (LISuA)
Well we can't have someone who looks like those guys on the money, that just won't do.
Posted by: Typical LIV upper class liberal still fantasizing about pantcreases at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZbV+0)
Caitlyn Jenner on the new 3$ bill. Heroines of the 21st century. On the obverse side, a scene from the Battle of Ferguson. All Hail the Revolution!
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (JBggj)
Fcuking inbred, incestuous media lackwits.
Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (MT22W)
A hive mind is the only way the world's leftists can get two brain cells to collide.
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)
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As Rush, Beck, and several other people have pointed out repeatedly, the left has computer programming (especially on twatter) that will make just a few people seem like thousands.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (xWW96)
Polar opposite of the metrosexual, prissy douche occupying the Oval Office:
http://tinyurl.com/q8hzndl
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)
Jane, admit it: you are stalking Rick Perry just like Ace stalked Marco Rubio. When you're picking through his garbage and collecting the shell casings, it'll be time for an intervention!
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (fMQoG)
This is who they are
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (dw7lk)
Play hardball all the time with this fucking scum, or they'll Palin-ize everyone and simultaneously let their side off (see Dunham, Lena).
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (LISuA)
Hey, you all allow me to keep posting here, clearly you're a generous and tolerant group with the mentally disabled.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)
Nukes, Orbits, Security
or something like that.
Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (JOG+K)
The Left only love vets who:
- Are victims in some way, such as ones w/PSTD
- Who are speak ill of the military, or do it harm, such as Bradley Manning
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (k2QA3)
Not Knowing Something
and
Not Knowing that You Don't Know Something. "
And then Zombie, there is the next level where you realize you are ignorant and think that your ignorance demonstrates how smart and clever you are.
Which is where the ex-proprietor of Wonkette is living.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Fcuking inbred, incestuous media lackwits.
Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (MT22W)
Because, despite all the lip-service they give to "support our troops," deep down they hate them and want them to die.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: MFM at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (9mTYi)
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Which is why I said their wits were asinine.
Wow.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Iblis at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (dw7lk)
If I can't get Cruz, I'd be happy to take Perry.
Good men, well all men really, are known by the company they keep.
Posted by: Azenogoth at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (z/vX9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (XM5n5)
I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.
Ones who are likely gay at nice establishments are efficient, pleasant and competent-none of which describes Obama.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (9HoBs)
Lets see... Obama as your waiter in a restraint...
He would NOT give you what you ordered, but what he wanted to give you... and you'd have to pay for all the meals for half the other patrons... while they got to make fun of you...
and your food would be late... and cold... and would actually be takeout from some other restaurant.... (imported ya know...).
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Grant at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (39g3+)
I feel like Cruz with a Beard might look a bit too much like the original Master from Doctor Who.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (K3uxI)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (oVJmc)
Ned Longshore
If I know my Republicans, then statistically speaking at least one of the men behind Rick Perry has to be a Dugger
Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (kQBSd)
The earlier thread wasn't the first time jwest has run over here spouting ThinkProgress talking points.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (xSCb6)
I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes so type slowly.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (0O7c5)
Are you serious??? Is she an adult or a 6 year old?
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)
Or, right in your face and not deep down at all.
Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (LISuA)
Perry ignited their scorn.
==========
That smoldering dung heap been on the slow burn since the Haymarket Riot.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9HoBs)
No.... like Women... they 'glow'...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (qh617)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Myiq2xu at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (5fSr7)
135 I am advocating taking lefty scalps now.
Play hardball all the time with this fucking scum, or they'll Palin-ize everyone and simultaneously let their side off (see Dunham, Lena).
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (LISuA)
Yeah, they've used up any consideration for them. And the old "WE are better than that" position is dead and gone, as far as I'm concerned. This is a death match we have going.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (dw7lk)
This really is how to respond to the left's accusations. "Yeah? So? Now as I was saying..." Because nothing you say will matter anyway, and anything else will likely make things worse. Shrug it off and keep going.
the left has computer programming (especially on twatter) that will make just a few people seem like thousands.
This is true, but we're talking about major names, not Joe Leftist. These are actual reporters and pundits and significant movers and shakers. They aren't some bot, they're just that dumb.
Like Zombie says, they aren't just ignorant, they aren't even aware of their ignorance, and are proud of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cjgnX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (XM5n5)
Pete Puma journalism.
Bugs: "How many lumps will you need?"
Pete: "A whole lot of lumps?"
*realizes mistake*
"Oh no, you don't. I'll help myself."
*Pete starts walloping own skull with mallet*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)
They needed to mock Perry. It's that simple. They aren't going to take him seriously, so why bother to criticize (or even listen to) his announcement speech? Why bother looking up who is on stage with him.
Hey look! Some big bearded dudes!
Let the otherizing begin!! Maybe one of these jokes will have traction, like the water-drinking jokes about Rubio!!
They are the epitome of mean girls/middle school bullies.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: kathysaysso
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"I loathe the military." - Bill Clinton
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (CrJzY)
Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (kivUY)
And fainters.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: sansa stark at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (kivUY)
I. Can't. Even.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.
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"Just nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure."
Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ZVUS/)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (nFdGS)
Yeah, that's a major common theme, over and over. Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty.
You know why? Their entire world is surrounded by people who are fake and doctored. They live in a world where appearance matters more than anything else and worse, a world in which everything is theatrical. Everyone is powdered and made up in an appearance so they are just right for the camera.
And really its all they had to offer in terms of an attack. Handsome, manly men intimidate and frighten them.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XM5n5)
"After this display, will someone explain to me again why we shouldn't use the same or worse nasty tactics against the left?
I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes so type slowly."
No, we should not retaliate in kind. The public will see play fair and side with us, evntually.
Posted by: Charles CW Cooke at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (OD2ni)
Because the press will not report this, but they will go wall-to-wall with anything Rush Limbaugh says that they can distort.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
sure you can my queen I have faith in you use of profanity. I has been EPIC at proper times.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
End times are upon us, my friends. End times.
Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (MT22W)
Yes, indeed. MSM- "mean, stupid middle schoolers"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (9HoBs)
Weak, elitist trash.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (CrJzY)
*tee hee* "Aren't I clever?" *tee hee*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)
"Mrs. Clinton would you care to comment on the fact that Governor Perry appears to be assembling his own personal "gestapo" if you will, to assist the Right Wing Hate Machine in it's smears and innuendos against you?"
Sorry, that is a question, I will think about it and I might get back to you.
Posted by: "Don't call me Hillary" Clinton at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (MelgH)
Posted by: sansa stark at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (kivUY)
You want Wyllis, you'll get Tyrion.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (sdxPm)
Oh I think that Death Match is coming but it's going to be a little more real then we would like.
Loins Girded.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (av6Vs)
Well before her body by heroin she was really pretty. And she has a great voice. No taste in men, but perhaps that helps her write her songs. Deliberately making herself miserable.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)
He can't figure how to get an umbrella through a gate so I figure watching him bring a loaded tray through a doorway would be hysterical.
Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: huerfano at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (o8Gus)
Barry "jogs" when I pack, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OK5vN)
You, sir, never disappoint.
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (Ilm6f)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (0O7c5)
"Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"
Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
"Because they tell themselves that their ignorance is a sort of virtue, and that there is a Higher Knowingness in Not Knowing."
And that is the Ace writing style which I have come to know and love.
*
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Leave us not forget "the various pseudocelebrity satellites which orbit the gas giant that is Kim Kardashian's ass"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (uWhPn)
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If I know my Democrats, then statistically speaking at least a quarter of the people in their photo ops are convicted felons.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (rDqRv)
Treat them like the children they are.
"Shush now. The adults are talking".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fMQoG)
Back when leftists used to say they supported the troops, but not the war, I used to reply that I supported gays, but not gay marriage.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (oKE6c)
The tv show "Dateline NBC" has a running story they do on catching pedophiles. They have a police person pose as a minor online, set up a date with a guy, and then when the guy shows up he is ambushed by the NBC reporter.
So Cox called Luttrell one of those pedo dudes caught by NBC.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (K3uxI)
He can't figure how to get an umbrella through a gate so I figure watching him bring a loaded tray through a doorway would be hysterical.
Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)
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In fairness, the doors often swing both ways.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (0oPRm)
Posted by: RIK at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (t7iQW)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (XM5n5)
*shoves strategic profanity reserve through alex's USB port*
You can make such better use of it than I, my dear.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: spigots are briquettes at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (kQUKn)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (qh617)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
A rush order of invective is on its way. Until then sample these adjectives and adverbs from our historical line.
"Pox-ridden whore-son half-wit, debased whelp of a mangy cur and a toothless crone," is but a taste of what the Outrage Outlet's Historical Line has in store.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (k2QA3)
That's outrageous! She accused him of being a ... Democrat?
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (oKE6c)
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Probably squeals and giggles too. Being the manly man that he is. Make me want to puke every time I think of that wuss in the White House. George Washington would weep in shame.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (o8Gus)
He could serve us coffee.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Puta
Puto
Chinga tu madre
Pendejo
Pinche
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (sdDe/)
"People sleep peaceably at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
Feel free to correct me.
Anyhow, the MFM might want to ponder that as they mock those two "rough men" among others on that stage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)
T+P have a wider range of material and occasionally do the right thing.
Posted by: DaveA at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (DL2i+)
So if they look particularly stupid in cases like this, they really don't even care. They'll just bulldoze onward with a smirk, knowing that they have the full weight of the media behind them and that anything they say today will be forgotten tomorrow anyway. The point is that right or wrong, you're still hearing their voice.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (Z0/+C)
Mess boy on a Navy ship, maybe?
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)
Old British Navy? Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash??? YES....
Old US Navy? not while I was in...
NEW US Navy??? Active Duty Son would say he is just the sort of person the Navy now looks for...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (qh617)
( oooh Rik Pirrry Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! TExas Rik Parry ! Rethuglikkan. Dumb white guys. Dumb sweaty white guys A-Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.)
ENGAGE MOUF: "HEY, BEARDO McWHITE GUYS!! LOOOK AT STUPIDS!!!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (uctT+)
Can I subscribe to your newsletter? I like your profanity suggestions.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (mimLO)
Yo, Barry! Two blow jobs to table 12! Chop chop!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (sdDe/)
Weak, elitist trash.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, should've made it in a bathhouse, and saved Dem operatives some driving.
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (oKE6c)
Also hysterical.
"Why won't these plates stay in one place?" uh WHOOPS *thud* "....guess I should wait for the floor to dry..."
Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (3ZtZW)
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Do you have any idea how much work that would be?
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (JBggj)
Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.
_______________
She does have a nice set of pins.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:34 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (hHs1b)
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (qh617)
Well not really, but I get your point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (rDqRv)
I was going to say. Comparing the media to T and P gives the media some undue cred.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (LA7Cm)
I don't see them even trying to win any more. They're just... smarmy and angry. They're lashing out and bitter like jealous middle school girls. They don't seem to have even an objective in mind any more, except showing how cool they are to each other.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Supreme Being at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (xSCb6)
New one on me.
Posted by: Moochelle at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (oKE6c)
That was Al Cowlings, but Robert Kardashian was his lawyer.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
239 #213 What if we just like punching all the idiots?
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Do you have any idea how much work that would be?
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (JBggj)
but..... at 1 Dollar a Punch we could put a dent in the National Debt!
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (qh617)
_________________
Yeah, I thought they loved beards.
Look how popular Michelle Obama is with them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (o8Gus)
Reminds me of the chick from Charmed who posted A fake quote about Ted Cruz supporting child molestation and them called everyone who called her on it "fuckwits".
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (3PHtU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.
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She does have a nice set of pins.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:34 PM (o8Gus)
Her crapton of $$$ makes her looks less... important. She'll always have a date.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Supreme Being at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (SJ184)
We can only hope.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: se pa moron at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (xQX/f)
I can think of a few million reasons. And she wouldn't reek of ketchup.
Posted by: John Kerry at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (k2QA3)
Check our catalog. AtC is one of our best repeat customers. I didn't realize she was burning through her last order so early in the political cycle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (hLRSq)
Play very rough until the MSM is wary about insulting flyover country, its soldiers and its leaders.
The country will benefit.
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (rDqRv)
He's enlisted.... and we all know that Stupid also rolls downhill....
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (qh617)
Which makes their mockery of two Navy SEALs even worse, considering what those dudes have to go through just to *get into* the SEALs. Hours and hours in the cold water, or covered in sand from head to toe while running or swimming miles on the bare minimum of sleep.
Which they would know if they had read Luttrell's book.
And they think a little sweat is a big deal.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)
Wow.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (3PHtU)
weaklings?
She'd better. Because there is nothing this way for her.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (RWGcK)
"Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"
She's only 27 y/o and is worth close to $200 million, has a nice property portfolio, and likes to do out door things, such as, sailing, surfing, road tripping.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQIUe)
"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)
of this quote: Most of the evil in this world is done by people with
good intentions. And those stoopid evil, good intentioners don't get
tired easily.... like social justice warriors.
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (MT22W)
Funny thing? It wasn't even warm when Perry made the announcement. Hell, it's only 90 now.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (sdDe/)
http://tinyurl.com/o486qga
A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart, as Robert Palmer pointed out but she's really attractive, physically. Although lately she's lost so much weight its not very pretty. Be like hugging a bundle of sticks.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (39g3+)
"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LImiJ)
Why that no good fucking lying liar. We in the Media denounce this attempt to hoodwink our audience.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (88xKn)
David Schuster proves Perry is lying.
"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet.
Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
*horrified gasp!*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (FsuaD)
"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet.
Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
OMG FIGHTERGATE!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: SH at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (3PHtU)
The former blogger called "Wonkette" who eventually traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.
You know - a sell-out to The Man, man.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)
I'm pretty sure they knew EXACTLY who the Luttrells were when they twatted those insults.
As usual, the MFM's default modus operandi is "Fuck You, You Unpeople From Jesusland. We Hate You And Wish You Would Have The Decency To Just Die".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XJkD9)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Ilm6f)
Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox? She has a check mark so I gather she's Somebody, but I honestly have no idea who she is. (Y-not)
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Ana Marie Cox is that buxom wench in the corner, the one with tears streaming down her cheeks because today is the day Ace made her a relevant woman.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (JBggj)
Wonkette. AKA butt sex fun time gal. She found Jesus or something. But she didn't listen to the part about not being hateful. She has been on Fox a couple of time and looks like a possum.
Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (2UPXV)
You just think you don't know any of her songs. Unless you have been on a desert island I'm sure you've heard a couple.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (88xKn)
It's ok shake it Off
Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: David Schuster at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)
Current headline at wweek.com:
"Despite facing felony sex abuse charges, Terry Bean surfaces in connection with Obama's Portland visit."
I'd post the link, but Pixy.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (DLu2s)
problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM
So what? Choom Boy pretends to be an American, and Hitlery Klinton claims to be honest.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (XM5n5)
>>Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (k2QA3)
Whereas Afghanistan always has lovely weather. Garden spot, really. Look out Hawaii. You've got competition.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (oKE6c)
Frequent guest on MSNBC shows.
That's why you've never heard of her.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: RIK at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (t7iQW)
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Once again, this is why senators usually don't get elected to the presidency. They're too bound by the rules of collegiality and senate manners to make a cogent stand against the opposition. And the conservative senators also have to be cautious not to upset the elitist assholes in their own party.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (ZVUS/)
Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)
The last yankee that came here didn't fare too well.
Just sayin' bitchez.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdDe/)
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (JBggj)
Empowerment!!! By mockery. The Ace Way.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)
Get some bullshit to throw on it.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (kQBSd)
Guess what Ana Marie?-Jesus was probably bearded and he certainly sweated too. I know this might be upsetting for you-but still.....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (/HC6x)
He didn't know who they were and asked who were the gorillas standing behind Perry.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kQUKn)
Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
These people would cripple themselves attempting to play jacks; it's a good thing the game is out of vogue.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (DLu2s)
traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)
At least she took the high road.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (XX9+E)
I assume this is it, in which case it is a T-38 and not a fighter jet:
https://www.you tube dot com/watch?v=FzNyFt_PBD0
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (XM5n5)
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Who the fk eats a lentil salad on a train???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (iQIUe)
305 *Stares morosely at his field.of profanity*. Golly gee, grow already, will ya? Aw, shucks!
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)
Get some bullshit to throw on it.
Absolutely. Some fine bullshit and a light rain will turn those shucks into fucks in no time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (JtwS4)
Yeah you know he Googled that one a while to make sure. They are usually pretty good on planes, though. Easy to find and identify. Guns they seem baffled by.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (3PHtU)
problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes.
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I suggest Perry would have a better chance of getting one of the TX F-16's off the ground than than say numb nuts Biden, or Obama, or Haff, or Kerry.
Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (ZVUS/)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (RrEUj)
She was Wonkette. Mostly famous for bad writing and her love of, shall we say, alternative placement of peni.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (g1DWB)
The media loves to not know. 'I don't know that shit. Keepin' it real'
Yeah, real dumb.
Posted by: Alterna Chris Rock at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (lIU4e)
I assume this is it, in which case it is a T-38 and not a fighter jet: "
It's a scary assault plane that's all we know.
Posted by: MSM at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (3PHtU)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (E7Gqz)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (sdDe/)
So would W. Just sayin'
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (39g3+)
the left simply cannot connect the dots to freedom, and their freedom to spew such stupidity.
the left can only connect the dots of those they are given; then told to connect them; then patted on the head by the Dems for doing as they are told
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (qCMvj)
traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)
At least she took the high road.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oKE6c)
She's the nerd version of the Kardashians. Except without the class.
Posted by: Iblis at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (9221z)
And after looking at a picture of her, I'm pretty sure how she discovered her love of it.
Posted by: David Schuster at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Ana Marie Cox at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (P330y)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (sdDe/)
Now, she just looks like the standard tatted-up lefty train wreck we all know and loathe.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (LImiJ)
The last thing I remember from Ana Marie Cox was watching the National Press Club dinner (I think) on CSPAN a few years ago. The one where the politicians go and try to do stand up comedy.
She sat at a table near the dais and mocked everyone who went up on stage. Which is fine, politicians SHOULD be mocked, constantly. Brutally. But with AMC it was with a definite Mean Girls At The Prom, I'm Better Than Everyone In The Building vibe.
Pathetic, really. Elites don't crow about being elite, they just know it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (XJkD9)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: MSM
ZOMG, it must have a shoulder thing that goes up!
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Do you make hateful remarks about other peoples looks? I'm sure you are very handsome for a possum but possum looking women should not denigrate others in the looks department.
Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (2UPXV)
I took the schlong in the boopie a few times when I was younger. I especially liked it with LBJ.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 04, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:52 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:53 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:53 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Vn Redleg at June 04, 2015 04:54 PM (L7quo)
Posted by: Helen Thomas
Those aren't Andrew Jackson's initials
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: se pa moron at June 04, 2015 04:55 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:55 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Andrew Jackson at June 04, 2015 04:56 PM (HstNY)
Because nine is so much better.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 05:06 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)
Annnd just when I thought my commute couldn't get any tougher...
Posted by: Jersey Jerk at June 04, 2015 05:06 PM (iJ3YG)
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal
**********
Not what's her face from F'D Company?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 05:12 PM (vgIRn)
Just sayin' bitchez.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdDe/)
O'rly?
Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at June 04, 2015 05:13 PM (WvS3w)
@358
If we're talking about Texas, then no, Sherman never went to Texas. (Texas was also a weird case in the Civil War, btw. Almost no major battles fought in Texas, and it was a pretty sharply divided matter on the issue of secession anyway in the state, see Houston and a number of German-American Texans).
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 05:25 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 05:33 PM (dw7lk)
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But General Custer kept the Texas Rebs rounded up!
Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 05:33 PM (NUqwG)
He's the first guy running this go-round who's message and content of his speech remind me of Ronald Reagan.
Upbeat, optimistic.
His action-filled first day gave me a hope-boner.
Yes, please!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2015 05:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: kansas at June 04, 2015 06:15 PM (vqsBK)
Posted by: Paul at June 04, 2015 06:24 PM (ww/hP)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 04, 2015 06:54 PM (xetep)
Posted by: D the J at June 04, 2015 07:14 PM (XQ4j4)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 04, 2015 08:32 PM (wsGL4)
This is your Cultural Divide, y'all.
Posted by: Beth at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (Epq7Y)
Feel free to correct me.
Anyhow, the MFM might want to ponder that as they mock those two "rough men" among others on that stage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)
Thanks. Yes, I share your sentiment, and that is what brought this to mind.
Posted by: m at June 05, 2015 04:54 AM (/31Bi)
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