Your Filthily Stupid, Pig-Ignorant Leftist Media: Who Are Those Non-Kardashian Men Flanking Rick Perry?

The left knows the things it thinks is important, such as Lena Dunham, Taylor Swift, Sansa Stark, and the various pseudocelebrity satellites which orbit the gas giant that is Kim Kardashian's ass.

It doesn't know other things, such as highly decorated heroes of foreign wars.

Today, the left embarrassed itself, and it will keep embarrassing itself for the same reason most idiots embarrass themselves: Because they tell themselves that their ignorance is a sort of virtue, and that there is a Higher Knowingness in Not Knowing.



Posted by: Ace at 03:54 PM




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1 MEN, for Perry...



I'm in...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 03:55 PM (qh617)

2 Shameful.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2015 03:56 PM (/31Bi)

3 Caitlyn Jenner is so brave!

Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 04, 2015 03:56 PM (HstNY)

4 "Who Are Those Non-Kardashian Men Flanking Rick Perry?"

As opposed to Kardashian Non-Men?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 04, 2015 03:57 PM (F1Z8f)

5 Who Are Those Non-Kardashian Men Flanking Rick Perry?

This question seems really, really familiar ....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 03:57 PM (uctT+)

6 Men should be men.

Bruce Jenner is messed up. It's sad, not heroic, not courageous. Just sad.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (o8Gus)

7 They are such a$$holes for mocking Marcus Luttrell and his brother!!!!!!!


No. Words.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (k2QA3)

8 This is when iowahawk makes Twitter fun!

Posted by: Beth M at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (kiy9d)

9 sounds like something jwest would ask

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (0O7c5)

10 "Because they tell themselves that their ignorance is a sort of virtue, and that there is a Higher Knowingness in Not Knowing."

And that is the Ace writing style which I have come to know and love.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (VPLuQ)

11 Actually Ace, pigs are smart. The MFM however is dumber than dog shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (GpgJl)

12 Maybe if one of them were to get their wieners chopped off, they'd be all over it.

The names, not the wieners.

Okay, probably that too.

Posted by: Bruce at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (8ikIW)

13 What is the full, accurate quote for the sentiment that brave men are willing to do violence so that the rest of us can sleep safe in our beds? You can see why I think that is not safely googlable. Sorry I am getting the quote so wrong. Didn't it used to be on the masthead, here?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (/31Bi)

14 I definitely would vote for Perry. He's on the short list with the other 3 I like for Prez.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (sdxPm)

15 How hard would it be to have noticed Marcus Luttrell's moving story, in his book or the movie based on the book.

Luttrell was very active in the promotion of the movie, appearing with Mark Wahlberg who could not praise Luttrell enough.

Intentionally ignorant.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (k2QA3)

16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)

17 I guess we know who jwest is now.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (kivUY)

18 Hector keep your islam loving mind out of this thread!

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (XM5n5)

19 I definitely would vote for Perry. He's on the short list with the other 3 I like for Prez.

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Mine too. He's not perfect, but most of the others suck, and he sucks less than they do.

Plus I like a man who'll go jogging while packing, and is not afraid to use it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (o8Gus)

20 16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)

They're like cancer in situ. Still treatable and eradicable. Barely.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (sdxPm)

21 Ms. Bruce Jenner
Pelted by estrogen
Turns into Caitlyn
Isn't she feminine?

Decathloning
With the power of a bull
She's so macho just
Look at those mandibles.

The ever lovin' Bruce! Bruce, Bruce!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (F1Z8f)

22 I have to admit, I've never seen a pic of Luttrell. I didn't know who they were either. I know now.........and approve.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (P25Hh)

23 Intentionally ignorant.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 03:59 PM (k2QA3)


Which sums up the Left.... perfectly....

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (qh617)

24 Do Katrina vanden Heuvel and her husband Stephen Cohen know who they are?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (W5DcG)

25 They look like they're going to smash some skulls.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)

26 Did Cox imply Luttrell is a pedophile!?!?


OMG.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (k2QA3)

27 It's risable because the same people "just having fun" here would NEVER do something similar to the "set" of people making up the backdrop to a Dem press conference. Mostly because they're hoping to be up there one day.

Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)

28 16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)


Yeah.... but don't get stuck in there...

Posted by: Snake Plisken at June 04, 2015 04:03 PM (qh617)

29 I'm smart too. I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: A Manatee at June 04, 2015 04:03 PM (8ZskC)

30 >>Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.


Flooded to a depth of thirty feet.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (VuWve)

31 Anna Marie Cox is Jwest?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

32 I really like the idea of a presidential candidate who was the successful governor of a large southern state.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (8ZskC)

33 I love you Ace for what you called the media and the dems

They are pig shit

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (dw7lk)

34 Even if they don't know these guys by sight, aren't most of these people 'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in a press release, or document of some sort.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)

35 25 They look like they're going to smash some skulls.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)


Rick Perry does not have Secret Service protecting him....

In his place I'd want someone I trusted watching my back as well...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (qh617)

36 ZZ Top trimmed their beards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (Jm0fb)

37
Didnt Cox recently come out as a Christian? Am i mistaken? Was she lying?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (iQIUe)

38 It's risable because the same people "just having fun" here would NEVER do something similar to the "set" of people making up the backdrop to a Dem press conference. Mostly because they're hoping to be up there one day.
Posted by: FDR's TV
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It would have been more impressive if they were wearing fake white lab coats.

Posted by: Barky at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (9mTYi)

39 That's why they're called journalists instead of journabrains.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (LImiJ)

40 I would almost forgive them know knowing who the Luttrell's are if not for the following:


A) Every one of them is in the media, and therefore has access to a number of tools and contacts through which they could FIND OUT who they are; and



B) If their questions were just "Who are those gentlemen?" not, "Who are those sweaty guys?" or "Who are those creepy NAZI dudes?" or "Derrrr, we big stupid rockhead Perry supporters, derrrrr." Their mockery makes their ignorance even worse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (K3uxI)

41 No metrosexuals on that stage.


Lefties and MSM sharpen their nails, get into a hissy fit, perform The French Mistake.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

42 Let me assure you, reading twitter, this is understated. Its literally wall-to-wall ignorance about these guys. And its not just "I don't recognize those dudes" (I didn't either) its "who are those sweaty losers behind him, Duggars?"

I'm serious, Anne Marie Cox even said that one of them was from witness protection and Perry put them at risk. Unironically. They didn't just have no clue who they were, they attacked and mocked them as losers.

And "sweaty" comes up a lot, almost every post. As if they're supposed to show up all made up like a film star to cover up the shine on their face on a hot Texas day.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM (39g3+)

43 27 It's risable because the same people "just having fun" here would NEVER do something similar to the "set" of people making up the backdrop to a Dem press conference. Mostly because they're hoping to be up there one day.
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)

They're not "having fun". They are propagandizing the masses with the full support and encouragement of our rogue government.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (sdxPm)

44 Oooooh! Big scary men with beards! This proves Rick Perry wants to kill me!

Posted by: Media Faggots for Hillary! at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (YFFpo)

45 That is a great headline by Ace.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (XM5n5)

46 Its like Terrence and Phillip run our national media

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (3ZtZW)

47 34
Even if they don't know these guys by sight, aren't most of these people
'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in
a press release, or document of some sort.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)

they don't look things up...they get talking points....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (0O7c5)

48 If their questions were just "Who are those gentlemen?" not, "Who are those sweaty guys?" or "Who are those creepy NAZI dudes?" or "Derrrr, we big stupid rockhead Perry supporters, derrrrr." Their mockery makes their ignorance even worse.

Exactly. They didn't just wonder who they were, they were vicious and stupid about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (39g3+)

49 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)

50
Is that her photo on twitter? Why is she wearing fur? Isnt fur murder??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (iQIUe)

51 Also this.

http://tinyurl.com/ornv8ol

Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (HstNY)

52 #smartpower

I still liked Battleground Texas' take the best though.

"Can you believe arrogant Perry us running while under our indictment?!?"

Suck it, assholes. Your little plan didn't work because Perry has balls.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (3PHtU)

53 Their mockery makes their ignorance even worse.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:05 PM


How much she not only knows Pajama Boy's real name, she has his number saved on her phone?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (h4vJk)

54 Special Forces Ninjas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (Jm0fb)

55 they don't look things up...they get talking points....

Precisely. They rely on press releases and talking points issued by the Democratic Party and leftist groups. They don't even research a thing any more. When's the last real investigative journalism story you read from a major legacy media outfit? 1992?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (39g3+)

56 *c*nt-punches Ana Marie Cox*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (FsuaD)

57 Why are they all Manstanding?

Posted by: Amanda Cox at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)

58 When I make my officially official announcement that I'm running, I'll be sure not to have any serial sexual predators on stage with me.

Bill will be far... FAR... away.

Posted by: Cankles 2016! at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xsnUW)

59 "Exactly. They didn't just wonder who they were, they were vicious and stupid about it."

Well vicious and stupid are pretty much their default settings for any situation.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (3PHtU)

60 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)


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Agree.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (P25Hh)

61 The Head of media matters and The Nation made similar cracks. As did Jimmy Carters grandson, who wants to be governor of Georgia.


Pig shit

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (dw7lk)

62 Ana Marie Cox and honor don't fit in the same universe, apparently.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (LISuA)

63 Wasn't Ana Cox the podunk journo that investigated the no gay weddings pizza place? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (ZbV+0)

64 her cats don't like getting hugged according to her twitter.......it's because they hate her......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (0O7c5)

65 Look, jwest may be a functional retard, but he's OUR functional retard.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (xSCb6)

66 I'm serious, Anne Marie Cox even said that one of them was from witness
protection and Perry put them at risk. Unironically. They didn't just
have no clue who they were, they attacked and mocked them as losers.


But don't call Bruce Jenner 'Bruce,' OMG.

They just know they aren't cool kids in their clique, so they're ripe for ridicule.

Can you imagine some conservative seeing Gabby Giffords at some event and making any off-note comment? They'd be ruined and the world would end.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

67 * ponders re-posting MWR's epic comment regarding 'American Sniper' *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (9mTYi)

68 ...tweeted the woman who made a name for herself blogging about anal sex.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (k2QA3)

69 Exactly. They didn't just wonder who they were, they were vicious and stupid about it.




You can be vicious OR stoopid, but never be both.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (sdDe/)

70 Ru Paul is Presidential considering the Precedent is Barry O'Ckufstick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (Jm0fb)

71 9
sounds like something jwest would ask


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 03:58 PM (0O7c5)


He asked about the big bearded men on the earlier thread. I tried, twice, to put him some knowledge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (FsuaD)

72 "How much she not only knows Pajama Boy's real name, she has his number saved on her phone?

She had to get it from the health dpt to make her mandated gonoreah partner notification report.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (3PHtU)

73 Those are the men Rick Perry hired to keep women from having sex or buying tampons!!!

HuffPo would believe it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

74 By all rights this should end her career, such as it is.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (LISuA)

75 If Marcus Luttrell is such a brave guy, why didn't he cut his wang off?

- Kardashian Loving Media

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (LImiJ)

76 Why are they all Manstanding?



Because not even Texas is big enough for them to manspread at the same time.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (sdDe/)

77 60 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (WvS3w)
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Agree.
Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (P25Hh)
Makes the gay waiter we have in the White House currently look pretty insignificant.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (sdxPm)

78 Their comments sound puerile. Gee-some men have beards. Some men sweat. That's icky (aside from not knowing who the Lutrells are).

They're also Texans so gee, dolts, it makes sense that they would be at a Press Conference for Perry. The stupidity of these people is cringe worthy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (9HoBs)

79 Rosen retweeted one of the jokes


It's literally the entire left

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (dw7lk)

80 Mrs. Clinton would you care to comment on the fact that Governor Perry appears to be assembling his own personal "gestapo" if you will, to assist the Right Wing Hate Machine in it's smears and innuendos against you?

Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 04, 2015 04:10 PM (YFFpo)

81 Even if they don't know these guys by sight, aren't most of these people
'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in
a press release, or document of some sort.

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)

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Not sure why they would be expected to recognize then or make any effort to find out who they are.

However, their twits are as asinine as they are.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (NUqwG)

82 34 Even if they don't know these guys by sight, aren't most of these people 'journalists'? Did they ever consider looking it up? I'm sure it was in a press release, or document of some sort.
Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)



It's been known for several weeks that they would be there with him when he announced.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (z/Ubi)

83 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Again, the only one with *real* military experience.
* farts in Lindsey Graham's direction *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (9mTYi)

84 I was not following politics as closesly last time. What were Perry's gaffes?

Posted by: Titanium at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (JLKJJ)

85 @iowahawkblog 2h
"LOL who the hell are those crazy stupid beardo guys behind Perry?? LOLOL"
"The SEAL from 'Lone Survivor' and his brother."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (uctT+)

86 Being very presidential looking and keeping on message could really work for Perry. How you look makes a huge difference with low info voters. Especially if its him vs Hillary. Handsome vs haggard.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)

87 Who the fcuk is Ana M. Cox?
I have to google her to learn she's a blogger? Better get to work on that marketing plan...idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (Z9g7j)

88 It's not just her

Twitchy should have a whole page if this soon

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)

89 The Marxists prefer their candidates to be surrounded by cripples (physically and emotionally), androgynous peeps, and minorities. It's sort of a birds-of-a-feather thing. Both Obama and Hillary are emotionally crippled, physically crippled (one throws like a girl, the other needs a walker to help her stagger), androgynous, and self-proclaimed minorities.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (fMQoG)

90 Yuk yuk yuk

conservatives, amirite...?

Posted by: The Sarah Silverman Media at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

91 Perry should grow a beard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (Jm0fb)

92 gay waiter

I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.
Ones who are likely gay at nice establishments are efficient, pleasant and competent-none of which describes Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (9HoBs)

93 i don't even understand that tweet.

Posted by: obamuh at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (rNS5g)

94 Those are the men Rick Perry hired to keep women from having sex or buying tampons!!!




They'll yank a tampon right out of an ear!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (sdDe/)

95 Fuck them all

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (dw7lk)

96
Ace! I thought you were going to start an AoShq book club and we were going to read and discuss The Crying of Lot 49.

We need a secret symbol that we can leave places that only we would know about. Unfortunately, there are too many big mouths here who wd blab and then we wd have to kill 'em. Oh, well, every group needs to be culled now and then.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (iQIUe)

97 And these are the same people who said the movie was racist. They obviously know what they're talking about.

Posted by: Kenway at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (oTlOj)

98 Why are they all Manstanding?

Posted by: Amanda Cox at June 04, 2015 04:07 PM (8ZskC)


Because they aren't like the effete latte-sipping metrosexuals you surround yourself with, the ones that you have deluded yourself into thinking are male. These two are manly, males to the nth power squared. They need to manstand lest the heat that they generate ignite the stage and as real men they wouldn't do that to the innocent.

Now retreat back and have white wine or seven and then collapse into your bed as you drift off to drunken slumber fantasizing about those callused hands treating you like the trollop you are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (hLRSq)

99 It's literally the entire left

As near as I can tell, yeah. It is. They all had exactly the same wall-to-wall response. I'd say they coordinated, but I don't think they need to, they're all just in the same hive mind of lockstep thinking. They don't need to talk between each other.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)

100 37


Didnt Cox recently come out as a Christian? Am i mistaken? Was she lying?


It is not my place to judge what is in her heart, and walking with the Lord can heal the hardest heart, but I found her professed beliefs to be at odds with her professed faith.

I am absolutely certain that God would say the same thing about me.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (WvS3w)

101 This post was excellent, Ace. Nailed the whole sordid "practice" of lefty journalism.

Would she have preferred pajama boy behind Mr. Perry? Because, you see, we in Texas don't go for that shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (A98Xu)

102 Look, jwest may be a functional retard, but he's OUR functional retard.
Posted by: Burn the Witch


Oh yeah? What's Moo's excuse?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (uctT+)

103 Not sure why ... or make any effort to find out who they are.
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Well, when you are going to publish a comment about someone, a responsible, mature adult, would make some effort to know *who* exactly, that person is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (9mTYi)

104 stop spelling my name wrong!

Posted by: Anal Marie Cocks at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (xGNLA)

105 jwest wanted to know who the gorillas standing behind perry were.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (0O7c5)

106 43 27 It's risable because the same people "just having fun" here would NEVER do something similar to the "set" of people making up the backdrop to a Dem press conference. Mostly because they're hoping to be up there one day.
Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:02 PM (dgJy0)

They're not "having fun". They are propagandizing the masses with the full support and encouragement of our rogue government.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:06 PM (sdxPm)

Hence the "" framing the just having fun comment. They'll say they're "just joshing, jeesh you righty lunatics are so lunaticky."

Posted by: FDR's TV at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (dgJy0)

107 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.

Well we can't have someone who looks like those guys on the money, that just won't do.

Posted by: Typical LIV upper class liberal still fantasizing about pantcreases at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZbV+0)

108 This needs to be broadcast. This us who they are.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (dw7lk)

109 Ana Marie Cox has never seen one. Cox, that is.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)

110 Being very presidential looking and keeping on message could really work for Perry. How you look makes a huge difference with low info voters. Especially if its him vs Hillary. Handsome vs haggard.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (39g3+)

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Or alive vs. dead for a hundred years.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (P25Hh)

111 Polar opposite of the metrosexual, prissy douche occupying the Oval Office:

http://tinyurl.com/q8hzndl

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

112 70 Ru Paul is Presidential considering the Precedent is Barry O'Ckufstick.


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 04, 2015 04:09 PM (Jm0fb)

Ru Paul is also decidedly more masculine than Barry.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (t06LC)

113 * farts in Lindsey Graham's direction *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:11 PM (9mTYi)


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Please keep up the good work!

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (A98Xu)

114 If Perry announced at the Folsom Street Fair with drag queens on each arm, the media wouldn't have even noticed.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

115 So, when is Cox going to serve them the sammiches?

Posted by: Roy at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (VndSC)

116 "They don't need to talk between each other."

The LIV mindmeld is complete. These are the least curious people on the planet. Their entire world view comes from HuffPo and Vox.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (3PHtU)

117 I was picturing this as I read the various responses of the tittering court eunuchs of the left:

http://tinyurl.com/l3p8gvk

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 04, 2015 04:15 PM (Z0/+C)

118 So who are the black gentleman and the black lady behind Perry in the photo?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (NUqwG)

119 Perry should grow a beard.

Cruz should grow a beard. Seriously, he should, it would look great on him. Would be worth 2-3 points in the polls.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (39g3+)

120 This is who they are

Oh

They love vets. They honor their sacrifice. #caring

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (dw7lk)

121 Oh yeah? What's Moo's excuse?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

The mountains of money drove him mad.

Posted by: zombie Archduke Ferdinand at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (Spluw)

122 To be frank, I also would not have recognized Marcus Luttrell, nor did I know who he was.

But the difference between me and a sanctimonious leftist is that I would not have run out my front door screaming my ignorance to the world.

There's a huge, world-changing difference between

Not Knowing Something

and

Not Knowing that You Don't Know Something.

In fact, the distinction between those two states in what circumscribes modern society.

A wise man is someone who doesn't know something, and realizes and accepts that fact.

A scientist is someone who doesn't know something, but wants to find out why he doesn't know it.

A fool is someone who doesn't know something, yet doesn't realize that there was ever something to know.

A progressive is someone who doesn't know something, doesn't realize that there was ever something to know, and then brags to the world that his ignorance is wisdom.

Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (jBuUi)

123 Mrs. Clinton would you care to comment

Her speech is her comment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (W5DcG)

124 Never expect decency of any kind from the left. It'll save you a lot of time.

Posted by: Afroman at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (wGJT7)

125 Perry's higher ranking supporters should go hard after one of those fako-journo's making this joke, just so the MSM will think twice about pissing him off.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (LISuA)

126 107 I will say this: Perry is the most "Presidential" looking candidate running.

Well we can't have someone who looks like those guys on the money, that just won't do.
Posted by: Typical LIV upper class liberal still fantasizing about pantcreases at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZbV+0)

Caitlyn Jenner on the new 3$ bill. Heroines of the 21st century. On the obverse side, a scene from the Battle of Ferguson. All Hail the Revolution!

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (sdxPm)

127 in what circumscribes = is what circumscribes

Posted by: zombie at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (jBuUi)

128 Ana Marie Cox.

Well, she's got a nice rack.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (JBggj)

129 I will admit that I didn't know that the Lone Survivor had a brother until today, but the resemblance kind of gave it away. Even if I hadn't recognized either, I would have said "Hey! Could someone tell me who those guys were next to Perry? They're obviously important since it's his kickoff announcement." But does the left do this? No. Instead, we're treated to "Check out the cousin kissin', pig humping, redneck pedophiles next to Perry! HAHAHAHAHA!" And not one that I've seen has had the guts to say "Man, what I dumbass I was. Sorry for impugning the integrity of two men who served our country so well."

Fcuking inbred, incestuous media lackwits.

Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (MT22W)

130 I'd say they coordinated, but I don't think they need to, they're all just in the same hive mind of lockstep thinking.

A hive mind is the only way the world's leftists can get two brain cells to collide.

Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (ZbV+0)

131 As near as I can tell, yeah. It is. They all had exactly the same wall-to-wall response. I'd say they coordinated, but I don't think they need to, they're all just in the same hive mind of lockstep thinking. They don't need to talk between each other.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (39g3+)


-------------------------------------


As Rush, Beck, and several other people have pointed out repeatedly, the left has computer programming (especially on twatter) that will make just a few people seem like thousands.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (P25Hh)

132 I always thought Jenner was fucked in the head marrying into a family of whores. Now there is little question. But I don't really give a damn. He will end up taking a handfull of sleeping pills and die a tragic, romantic death. That's in his own messed up head. In reality, he will die lying on the sheets in a pool of vomit and a pantload of romance oozing from his panties.

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (xWW96)

133 111
Polar opposite of the metrosexual, prissy douche occupying the Oval Office:

http://tinyurl.com/q8hzndl


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:14 PM (FsuaD)

Jane, admit it: you are stalking Rick Perry just like Ace stalked Marco Rubio. When you're picking through his garbage and collecting the shell casings, it'll be time for an intervention!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (fMQoG)

134 When corrected. Ms Cox said she didn't care, her error didn't bother her, she would do it again

This is who they are

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (dw7lk)

135 I am advocating taking lefty scalps now.

Play hardball all the time with this fucking scum, or they'll Palin-ize everyone and simultaneously let their side off (see Dunham, Lena).

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (LISuA)

136 Look, jwest may be a functional retard, but he's OUR functional retard.

Hey, you all allow me to keep posting here, clearly you're a generous and tolerant group with the mentally disabled.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (39g3+)

137 16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)


Nukes, Orbits, Security

or something like that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (JOG+K)

138 >>They love vets. They honor their sacrifice. #caring


The Left only love vets who:

- Are victims in some way, such as ones w/PSTD
- Who are speak ill of the military, or do it harm, such as Bradley Manning

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (k2QA3)

139 "There's a huge, world-changing difference between

Not Knowing Something

and

Not Knowing that You Don't Know Something. "


And then Zombie, there is the next level where you realize you are ignorant and think that your ignorance demonstrates how smart and clever you are.

Which is where the ex-proprietor of Wonkette is living.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (hLRSq)

140 Perry ignited their scorn.

They had to ridicule something to demean him.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

141 ...Sorry for impugning the integrity of two men who served our country so well."



Fcuking inbred, incestuous media lackwits.

Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:17 PM (MT22W)

Because, despite all the lip-service they give to "support our troops," deep down they hate them and want them to die.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fMQoG)

142 Typical. They put the African American guy in the back. Racists!

Posted by: MFM at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (+aCe4)

143 Well, when you are going to publish a comment about someone, a responsible, mature adult, would make some effort to know *who* exactly, that person is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:13 PM (9mTYi)
----
Which is why I said their wits were asinine.

Wow.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (NUqwG)

144 Its disgusting that these people get paid by money coerced out of us by media bundling. They couldn't exist without our involuntary support.

Posted by: Iblis at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9221z)

145 But # opened coke can!

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (dw7lk)

146
If I can't get Cruz, I'd be happy to take Perry.

Good men, well all men really, are known by the company they keep.

Posted by: Azenogoth at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (z/vX9)

147 What's the big deal about sweating anyway? Leftists don't sweat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9HoBs)

148 I love how their first swing at Perry has hit them back in the face.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (XM5n5)

149 92 gay waiter

I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.
Ones who are likely gay at nice establishments are efficient, pleasant and competent-none of which describes Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:12 PM (9HoBs)


Lets see... Obama as your waiter in a restraint...

He would NOT give you what you ordered, but what he wanted to give you... and you'd have to pay for all the meals for half the other patrons... while they got to make fun of you...

and your food would be late... and cold... and would actually be takeout from some other restaurant.... (imported ya know...).

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (qh617)

150 It's sick and getting sicker out there.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Grant at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

151 Oooo. Love my new hash

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (+aCe4)

152 Cruz should grow a beard. Seriously, he should, it would look great on him. Would be worth 2-3 points in the polls.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:16 PM (39g3+)



I feel like Cruz with a Beard might look a bit too much like the original Master from Doctor Who.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (K3uxI)

153 These are the same people who ridiculed McCain for not saluting, aren't they?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

154 what an asshole

Ned Longshore

If I know my Republicans, then statistically speaking at least one of the men behind Rick Perry has to be a Dugger

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (kQBSd)

155 ***"They all had exactly the same wall-to-wall response. I'd say they coordinated..."***


The earlier thread wasn't the first time jwest has run over here spouting ThinkProgress talking points.



Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (xSCb6)

156 After this display, will someone explain to me again why we shouldn't use the same or worse nasty tactics against the left?

I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes so type slowly.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (X+nFp)

157 her cats don't like getting hugged according to her twitter.......it's because they hate her......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:08 PM (0O7c5)

Are you serious??? Is she an adult or a 6 year old?

Posted by: Lea at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)

158 Because, despite all the lip-service they give to "support our troops," deep down they hate them and want them to die.


Or, right in your face and not deep down at all.

Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (LISuA)

159
Perry ignited their scorn.
==========

That smoldering dung heap been on the slow burn since the Haymarket Riot.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:21 PM (JBggj)

160 147 What's the big deal about sweating anyway? Leftists don't sweat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (9HoBs)


No.... like Women... they 'glow'...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (qh617)

161 she claims to love freedom......but apparently not the men who fought and fight to keep her free.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (0O7c5)

162 That was an unfair diss of Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (5fSr7)

163
135 I am advocating taking lefty scalps now.

Play hardball all the time with this fucking scum, or they'll Palin-ize everyone and simultaneously let their side off (see Dunham, Lena).
Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:18 PM (LISuA)

Yeah, they've used up any consideration for them. And the old "WE are better than that" position is dead and gone, as far as I'm concerned. This is a death match we have going.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (sdxPm)

164 They are ugly, small, petty, bitter, ungrateful, sniveling, ignorant, lazy and JEALOUS.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (dw7lk)

165 When corrected. Ms Cox said she didn't care, her error didn't bother her, she would do it again

This really is how to respond to the left's accusations. "Yeah? So? Now as I was saying..." Because nothing you say will matter anyway, and anything else will likely make things worse. Shrug it off and keep going.

the left has computer programming (especially on twatter) that will make just a few people seem like thousands.

This is true, but we're talking about major names, not Joe Leftist. These are actual reporters and pundits and significant movers and shakers. They aren't some bot, they're just that dumb.

Like Zombie says, they aren't just ignorant, they aren't even aware of their ignorance, and are proud of it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (39g3+)

166 I think the first word Ace, should have been 'you're'...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (cjgnX)

167 Aaaaand here's our current CiC:

http://tinyurl.com/nttaxcn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (FsuaD)

168 Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (XM5n5)

169 I love how their first swing at Perry has hit them back in the face.


Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:20 PM (XM5n5)



Pete Puma journalism.

Bugs: "How many lumps will you need?"
Pete: "A whole lot of lumps?"
*realizes mistake*
"Oh no, you don't. I'll help myself."
*Pete starts walloping own skull with mallet*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (hLRSq)

170 I'm a Texas man and Perry is number three or four on my list but as I've said before he's a thousand times better than anything the Dems have and I'll fight like it's the Alamo to get him elected if he's the nominee.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (XX9+E)

171 That was an unfair diss of Taylor Swift.

And who's Sansa Stark?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (YFFpo)

172 Fuck her in her filthy whore mouth. Because that's the only good use for it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)

173 >>What's the big deal about sweating anyway? Leftists don't sweat?


They needed to mock Perry. It's that simple. They aren't going to take him seriously, so why bother to criticize (or even listen to) his announcement speech? Why bother looking up who is on stage with him.

Hey look! Some big bearded dudes!
Let the otherizing begin!! Maybe one of these jokes will have traction, like the water-drinking jokes about Rubio!!

They are the epitome of mean girls/middle school bullies.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (k2QA3)

174 Because, despite all the lip-service they give to "support our troops," deep down they hate them and want them to die.
Posted by: kathysaysso
-------

"I loathe the military." - Bill Clinton

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (9mTYi)

175 #166 be careful, Ace might start picking fun at your adverbs.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (XM5n5)

176 I'm shocked the MFM didn't get in a dig at Taya Kyle. She was on that stage with Rick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (FsuaD)

177 Wtf does that Cox tweet even mean? That codswallop doesn't even parse.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (CrJzY)

178 Draki, how long have you been deaf and totally blind?

Posted by: maddogg at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (xWW96)

179 Marcus Luttrell and Perry story linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (kivUY)

180 The Marxists prefer their candidates to be surrounded by cripples (physically and emotionally), androgynous peeps, and minorities.



And fainters.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (sdDe/)

181 I wish Rick Perry were my husband.

Posted by: sansa stark at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (kivUY)

182 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH WHAT THAT THAT THAT THAT I AM OUT OF PROFANITY THAT THAT THAT WASTE OF DNA TWEETED?

I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

183
16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.
----------------------------------------------

"Just nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure."

Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (ZVUS/)

184 But that is George Lucas over Perry's right shoulder, right?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (nFdGS)

185 What's the big deal about sweating anyway? Leftists don't sweat?

Yeah, that's a major common theme, over and over. Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty.

You know why? Their entire world is surrounded by people who are fake and doctored. They live in a world where appearance matters more than anything else and worse, a world in which everything is theatrical. Everyone is powdered and made up in an appearance so they are just right for the camera.

And really its all they had to offer in terms of an attack. Handsome, manly men intimidate and frighten them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+)

186 I don't fully understand dateline-enables protection program either.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (XM5n5)

187
"After this display, will someone explain to me again why we shouldn't use the same or worse nasty tactics against the left?

I admit I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes so type slowly."


No, we should not retaliate in kind. The public will see play fair and side with us, evntually.

Posted by: Charles CW Cooke at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

188 After this display, will someone explain to me again why we shouldn't use the same or worse nasty tactics against the left?

Because the press will not report this, but they will go wall-to-wall with anything Rush Limbaugh says that they can distort.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (oVJmc)

189 I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)

sure you can my queen I have faith in you use of profanity. I has been EPIC at proper times.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (kQBSd)

190 I AM OUT OF PROFANITY

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)


End times are upon us, my friends. End times.

Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (MT22W)

191 They are the epitome of mean girls/middle school bullies.

Yes, indeed. MSM- "mean, stupid middle schoolers"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:26 PM (9HoBs)

192 Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm.

Weak, elitist trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)

193 Wtf does that Cox tweet even mean? That codswallop doesn't even parse.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 04, 2015 04:24 PM (CrJzY)


*tee hee* "Aren't I clever?" *tee hee*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)

194
"Mrs. Clinton would you care to comment on the fact that Governor Perry appears to be assembling his own personal "gestapo" if you will, to assist the Right Wing Hate Machine in it's smears and innuendos against you?"

Sorry, that is a question, I will think about it and I might get back to you.

Posted by: "Don't call me Hillary" Clinton at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (MelgH)

195 181 I wish Rick Perry were my husband.
Posted by: sansa stark at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (kivUY)

You want Wyllis, you'll get Tyrion.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (sdxPm)

196 This is a death match we have going.
Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:22 PM (sdxPm)


Oh I think that Death Match is coming but it's going to be a little more real then we would like.

Loins Girded.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (JOG+K)

197 Leftys can't get their own head out of a bubble. I read their shit all the time and would bet their head would explode if they read 1 article at AceofSpades.

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (av6Vs)

198 Is there anything attractive about Taylor Swift?

Well before her body by heroin she was really pretty. And she has a great voice. No taste in men, but perhaps that helps her write her songs. Deliberately making herself miserable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (39g3+)

199 >>> I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.

He can't figure how to get an umbrella through a gate so I figure watching him bring a loaded tray through a doorway would be hysterical.

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)

200 Just a thin veneer of incivility covering up a much deeper hostility.

Posted by: huerfano at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (bynk/)

201 Plus I like a man who'll go jogging while packing, and is not afraid to use it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:01 PM (o8Gus)


Barry "jogs" when I pack, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OK5vN)

202 "...and the various pseudocelebrity satellites which orbit the gas giant that is Kim Kardashian's ass."

You, sir, never disappoint.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (Ilm6f)

203 thanks andycanuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (0O7c5)

204
"Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"

Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (OD2ni)

205 10
"Because they tell themselves that their ignorance is a sort of virtue, and that there is a Higher Knowingness in Not Knowing."



And that is the Ace writing style which I have come to know and love.

*
*
Leave us not forget "the various pseudocelebrity satellites which orbit the gas giant that is Kim Kardashian's ass"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (uWhPn)

206 ***"If I know my Republicans, then statistically speaking at least one of the men behind Rick Perry has to be a Dugger
."***


If I know my Democrats, then statistically speaking at least a quarter of the people in their photo ops are convicted felons.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (xSCb6)

207 The Left hates the Military, all who serve, and all it stand for.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (rDqRv)

208 They are the epitome of mean girls/middle school bullies.



Treat them like the children they are.

"Shush now. The adults are talking".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (sdDe/)

209 Because, despite all the lip-service they give to "support our troops,"


Posted by: kathysaysso at June 04, 2015 04:19 PM (fMQoG)


Back when leftists used to say they supported the troops, but not the war, I used to reply that I supported gays, but not gay marriage.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (oKE6c)

210 >>I don't fully understand dateline-enables protection program either.


The tv show "Dateline NBC" has a running story they do on catching pedophiles. They have a police person pose as a minor online, set up a date with a guy, and then when the guy shows up he is ambushed by the NBC reporter.

So Cox called Luttrell one of those pedo dudes caught by NBC.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (k2QA3)

211 Quick, someone get our empress some foreign language profanity to restock her stores! Who knows the Tagalog word for "fuck?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit and Vaginassassin (aka Beth) at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (K3uxI)

212 I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.

He can't figure how to get an umbrella through a gate so I figure watching him bring a loaded tray through a doorway would be hysterical.
Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW)
----
In fairness, the doors often swing both ways.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (NUqwG)

213 Man, people sure get riled over something tweeted by a Guardian reporter. Punch up, morons!

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (JBggj)

214 Your Majesty should consider recording a podcast forthwith, for the immediate reaction-ness and whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (0oPRm)

215 Cruz is sorry for a Joe Biden joke. Cruz just slid way down on the IQ scale. Anything anyone at any time says about Mr. "they'll put you back in chains" is fair game to me. Biden is no better than Hitler , Manson, Bin laden, etal. He's a pile of horrible SCUM

Posted by: RIK at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (t7iQW)

216 I was hoping the Kennedies would've killed Tay Sway for us.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (XM5n5)

217
*shoves strategic profanity reserve through alex's USB port*

You can make such better use of it than I, my dear.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (JtwS4)

218 So one of the things I take away from this is that receiving anal kills brain cells at an alarming rate.

Posted by: spigots are briquettes at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (kQUKn)

219 >>> I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.



Mess boy on a Navy ship, maybe?

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)

220 #213 What if we just like punching all the idiots?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (XM5n5)

221 THAT WASTE OF DNA TWEETED?



You'll have to be more specific.

WHICH waste of DNA?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (sdDe/)

222 Does it really surprise ANYONE here that those who supposedly speak for the Left, would not know who an ACTUAL AMERICAN HERO was?

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (qh617)

223 I AM OUT OF PROFANITY

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 04, 2015 04:25 PM (mf5HN)



A rush order of invective is on its way. Until then sample these adjectives and adverbs from our historical line.

"Pox-ridden whore-son half-wit, debased whelp of a mangy cur and a toothless crone," is but a taste of what the Outrage Outlet's Historical Line has in store.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (hLRSq)

224 You're welcome, phoenixgirl.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (kivUY)

225 So Cox called Luttrell one of those pedo dudes caught by NBC.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (k2QA3)


That's outrageous! She accused him of being a ... Democrat?

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (oKE6c)

226 Barry "jogs" when I pack, IYKWIMAITTYD.
________________

Probably squeals and giggles too. Being the manly man that he is. Make me want to puke every time I think of that wuss in the White House. George Washington would weep in shame.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (o8Gus)

227 He can't figure how to get an umbrella through a gate so I figure watching him bring a loaded tray through a doorway would be hysterical.

He could serve us coffee.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (39g3+)

228 Quick, someone get our empress some foreign language profanity to restock her stores!


Puta
Puto
Chinga tu madre
Pendejo
Pinche

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:31 PM (sdDe/)

229 Paraphrasing here (I think):

"People sleep peaceably at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Feel free to correct me.

Anyhow, the MFM might want to ponder that as they mock those two "rough men" among others on that stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)

230 Its like Terrence and Phillip run our national media

T+P have a wider range of material and occasionally do the right thing.

Posted by: DaveA at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (DL2i+)

231 Much like Islamists and communists, the hardcore progressive left aren't trying to win intellectual arguments. They're just trying to win. Their priority isn't being right; it's acquiring power.

So if they look particularly stupid in cases like this, they really don't even care. They'll just bulldoze onward with a smirk, knowing that they have the full weight of the media behind them and that anything they say today will be forgotten tomorrow anyway. The point is that right or wrong, you're still hearing their voice.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (Z0/+C)

232 219 >>> I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.



Mess boy on a Navy ship, maybe?


Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:30 PM (oKE6c)


Old British Navy? Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash??? YES....

Old US Navy? not while I was in...

NEW US Navy??? Active Duty Son would say he is just the sort of person the Navy now looks for...

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (qh617)

233 What's amusing is that you can tell exactly what was running through their heads when they make comments like this. You can see the thoughts squeezing together like so much shit in a colon.

( oooh Rik Pirrry Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! TExas Rik Parry ! Rethuglikkan. Dumb white guys. Dumb sweaty white guys A-Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.)

ENGAGE MOUF: "HEY, BEARDO McWHITE GUYS!! LOOOK AT STUPIDS!!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (uctT+)

234 >>Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet!


Can I subscribe to your newsletter? I like your profanity suggestions.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (k2QA3)

235 168 Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?

Ass like a ten year old boy.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (mimLO)

236 I don't think Obama would be very good as a waiter.



Yo, Barry! Two blow jobs to table 12! Chop chop!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (sdDe/)

237 Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm.

Weak, elitist trash.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:27 PM (FsuaD)


Yeah, should've made it in a bathhouse, and saved Dem operatives some driving.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (oKE6c)

238 >>> Mess boy on a Navy ship, maybe?

Also hysterical.

"Why won't these plates stay in one place?" uh WHOOPS *thud* "....guess I should wait for the floor to dry..."

Posted by: Bigby's Green Thumb at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (3ZtZW)

239 #213 What if we just like punching all the idiots?
====

Do you have any idea how much work that would be?

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (JBggj)

240 "Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"

Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.
_______________

She does have a nice set of pins.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:34 PM (o8Gus)

241 Since when do Lefties have problems with beards?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (xSCb6)

242 Who was that Kardashian driving the white Bronco withO.J. Simpson in iton that low speed chase on the L.A. Freeway?

Posted by: Speller at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (hHs1b)

243 Active Duty Son would say he is just the sort of person the Navy now looks for...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (qh617)


Well not really, but I get your point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (rDqRv)

244 "T+P have a wider range of material and occasionally do the right thing."


I was going to say. Comparing the media to T and P gives the media some undue cred.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (LA7Cm)

245 Much like Islamists and communists, the hardcore progressive left aren't trying to win intellectual arguments. They're just trying to win.

I don't see them even trying to win any more. They're just... smarmy and angry. They're lashing out and bitter like jealous middle school girls. They don't seem to have even an objective in mind any more, except showing how cool they are to each other.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (39g3+)

246 When the men who enforce Sharia come for people like her, where will she look for her defense, her celebrity weaklings?

Posted by: Supreme Being at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (SJ184)

247 241 Since when do Lefties have problems with beards?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (xSCb6)




New one on me.

Posted by: Moochelle at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (oKE6c)

248 Who was that Kardashian driving the white Bronco withO.J. Simpson in iton that low speed chase on the L.A. Freeway?

That was Al Cowlings, but Robert Kardashian was his lawyer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

249
239 #213 What if we just like punching all the idiots?
====

Do you have any idea how much work that would be?


Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (JBggj)


but..... at 1 Dollar a Punch we could put a dent in the National Debt!

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (qh617)

250 Since when do Lefties have problems with beards?
_________________

Yeah, I thought they loved beards.

Look how popular Michelle Obama is with them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (o8Gus)

251 "165 When corrected. Ms Cox said she didn't care, her error didn't bother her, she would do it again "

Reminds me of the chick from Charmed who posted A fake quote about Ted Cruz supporting child molestation and them called everyone who called her on it "fuckwits".

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (3PHtU)

252 The media was profiling.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

253 240 "Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"

Umm, yes. But I'm a sucker for long sexy legs . Call me crazy.
_______________

She does have a nice set of pins.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 04, 2015 04:34 PM (o8Gus)
Her crapton of $$$ makes her looks less... important. She'll always have a date.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (sdxPm)

254 246 When the men who enforce Sharia come for people like her, where will she look for her defense, her celebrity weaklings?

Posted by: Supreme Being at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (SJ184)




We can only hope.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (oKE6c)

255 The morons knew the answer to the question immediately. Hours ago. Makes me proud to know these people safely ensconced in their little grey boxes.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 04, 2015 04:36 PM (xQX/f)

256 168 Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?

I can think of a few million reasons. And she wouldn't reek of ketchup.

Posted by: John Kerry at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (mimLO)

257 Can I subscribe to your newsletter? I like your profanity suggestions.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:33 PM (k2QA3)


Check our catalog. AtC is one of our best repeat customers. I didn't realize she was burning through her last order so early in the political cycle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (hLRSq)

258 213 Man, people sure get riled over something tweeted by a Guardian reporter. Punch up, morons!


Play very rough until the MSM is wary about insulting flyover country, its soldiers and its leaders.

The country will benefit.

Posted by: MTF at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (LISuA)

259 Well not really, but I get your point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 04, 2015 04:35 PM (rDqRv)


He's enlisted.... and we all know that Stupid also rolls downhill....

Posted by: BB Wolf at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (qh617)

260 >>Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm.



Which makes their mockery of two Navy SEALs even worse, considering what those dudes have to go through just to *get into* the SEALs. Hours and hours in the cold water, or covered in sand from head to toe while running or swimming miles on the bare minimum of sleep.

Which they would know if they had read Luttrell's book.

And they think a little sweat is a big deal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (k2QA3)

261 * scrambles several C-130's, vectored for AtC's location, laded for emergency air-drop of four-letter words. *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi)

262 "237 Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm."

Wow.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (3PHtU)

263 When the men who enforce Sharia come for people like her, where will she look for her defense, her celebrity
weaklings?


She'd better. Because there is nothing this way for her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (sdDe/)

264 Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox? She has a check mark so I gather she's Somebody, but I honestly have no idea who she is.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (RWGcK)

265
"Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?"

She's only 27 y/o and is worth close to $200 million, has a nice property portfolio, and likes to do out door things, such as, sailing, surfing, road tripping.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (iQIUe)

266 David Schuster proves Perry is lying.

"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LImiJ)

267 @237

Pretty thin stuff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)

268 #239 Yeah, I'd get tired real fast and just go get a beer. Reminds me
of this quote: Most of the evil in this world is done by people with
good intentions. And those stoopid evil, good intentioners don't get
tired easily.... like social justice warriors.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (XM5n5)

269 Where is the video of Perry's annoucement? I would like to see it. I can't seem to find anything on Bing-just announcements that's he announcied.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (9HoBs)

270 I'm sure the Manhattan cocktail crowd will be all shits and giggles over Perry's announcement. And those two "gorillas" (as jwest described them) standing next to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (FsuaD)

271 @266

Even thinner stuff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 04, 2015 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)

272 168 Is there anything attractive about taylor swift?

http://goo.gl/nHzw6k

Posted by: physics geek at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (MT22W)

273 Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm."



Funny thing? It wasn't even warm when Perry made the announcement. Hell, it's only 90 now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (sdDe/)

274 Taylor Swift:

http://tinyurl.com/o486qga

A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart, as Robert Palmer pointed out but she's really attractive, physically. Although lately she's lost so much weight its not very pretty. Be like hugging a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (39g3+)

275 266 David Schuster proves Perry is lying.

"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM (LImiJ)

Why that no good fucking lying liar. We in the Media denounce this attempt to hoodwink our audience.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (sdxPm)

276 Am I the only one who doesn't know any Taylor Swift songs?

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (88xKn)

277 266
David Schuster proves Perry is lying.



"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet.
Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."



*horrified gasp!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (FsuaD)

278
"Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet.
Only problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."


OMG FIGHTERGATE!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

279 I'm sure these men are comforted against these folks slurs and insults by knowing that, if they wished, they could kill these detractors with their bare hands if need be.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (YFFpo)

280 Pretty good politics by the Perry team. They are getting a lot of play out of this - all positive.

Posted by: SH at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (gmeXX)

281 When you're quibbling over which plane Perry flew, you've long lost the debate.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (3PHtU)

282 "Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox?"

The former blogger called "Wonkette" who eventually traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.

You know - a sell-out to The Man, man.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

283 Wait a minute, jwest called the Luttrell's "gorillas?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (A98Xu)

284 *Stares morosely at his field.of profanity*. Golly gee, grow already, will ya? Aw, shucks!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)

285
I'm pretty sure they knew EXACTLY who the Luttrells were when they twatted those insults.

As usual, the MFM's default modus operandi is "Fuck You, You Unpeople From Jesusland. We Hate You And Wish You Would Have The Decency To Just Die".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XJkD9)

286 Like Schuster knows what a C130 is without somebody telling him.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (Ilm6f)

287
Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox? She has a check mark so I gather she's Somebody, but I honestly have no idea who she is. (Y-not)
=========

Ana Marie Cox is that buxom wench in the corner, the one with tears streaming down her cheeks because today is the day Ace made her a relevant woman.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (JBggj)

288 Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM
Wonkette. AKA butt sex fun time gal. She found Jesus or something. But she didn't listen to the part about not being hateful. She has been on Fox a couple of time and looks like a possum.

Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (2UPXV)

289 Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (88xKn)

You just think you don't know any of her songs. Unless you have been on a desert island I'm sure you've heard a couple.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (XX9+E)

290 Seriously, why does anyone pay attention to AMC, she's the left's MSM(birm) attention whore.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (4CRfK)

291 Am I the only one who doesn't know any Taylor Swift songs?


Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2015 04:40 PM (88xKn)


It's ok shake it Off

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (kQBSd)

292 Why won't you call me anymore Keith!?!?

Posted by: David Schuster at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (HstNY)

293 I flew fighter jets.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)

294 Pedophiles, Anal Marie?

Current headline at wweek.com:

"Despite facing felony sex abuse charges, Terry Bean surfaces in connection with Obama's Portland visit."

I'd post the link, but Pixy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (DLu2s)

295 "Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only
problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:38 PM


So what? Choom Boy pretends to be an American, and Hitlery Klinton claims to be honest.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (P8YHq)

296 #276 Maybe, I only know'em because my old BDE CDR had a cd in the truck I drove for him.....

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (XM5n5)

297
>>Also, they mocked Perry for making his announcement in a hanger...in *gasp* JUNE. Because warm.






Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:37 PM (k2QA3)


Whereas Afghanistan always has lovely weather. Garden spot, really. Look out Hawaii. You've got competition.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (oKE6c)

298 >>Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox?

Frequent guest on MSNBC shows.
That's why you've never heard of her.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (k2QA3)

299 Cruz is sorry for a Joe Biden joke. Cruz just slid way down on the IQ scale. Anything anyone at any time says about Mr. "they'll put you back in chains" is fair game to me. Biden is no better than Hitler , Manson, Bin laden, etal. He's a pile of horrible SCUM
Posted by: RIK at June 04, 2015 04:29 PM (t7iQW)


-------------------------------------------


Once again, this is why senators usually don't get elected to the presidency. They're too bound by the rules of collegiality and senate manners to make a cogent stand against the opposition. And the conservative senators also have to be cautious not to upset the elitist assholes in their own party.

Posted by: Soona at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (P25Hh)

300 Speaking of Bruce Jenner. It entered in the Olympics competing in the man's division. Since IT is no longer a man I would wholly support the Olympic committee yanking ITs medals.

Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (ZVUS/)

301 She has been on Fox a couple of time and looks like a possum.

Screw you, pal.

Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

302 Incidentally recent Rassmussen poll showed nearly 8 out of 10 polled think Voter ID is a great idea. Not sure who they polled or how many, and I think polling is usually trash but... Seems like that would be news, given how the media loves them some polls.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (39g3+)

303 As usual, the MFM's default modus operandi is "Fuck You, You Unpeople From Jesusland. We Hate You And Wish You Would Have The Decency To Just Die".



The last yankee that came here didn't fare too well.
Just sayin' bitchez.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdDe/)

304 Ana Marie Cox is that buxom wench in the corner, the one with tears streaming down her cheeks because today is the day Ace made her a relevant woman.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2015 04:42 PM (JBggj)

Empowerment!!! By mockery. The Ace Way.

Posted by: kraken at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdxPm)

305 *Stares morosely at his field.of profanity*. Golly gee, grow already, will ya? Aw, shucks!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)


Get some bullshit to throw on it.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (kQBSd)

306 Ana Marie Cox is a Christian.

Guess what Ana Marie?-Jesus was probably bearded and he certainly sweated too. I know this might be upsetting for you-but still.....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (9HoBs)

307 If Perry wanted to impress the media he should have had standing next to him the Gentle Giant's bud and St. Trayvon's girlfriend and discussed police brutality......and the metric system.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (/HC6x)

308 If Perry wanted to impress the media he should have had standing next to him the Gentle Giant's bud and St. Trayvon's girlfriend and discussed police brutality......and the metric system.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 04, 2015 04:44 PM (/HC6x)

309 Wait a minute, jwest called the Luttrells "gorillas?"
He didn't know who they were and asked who were the gorillas standing behind Perry.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kivUY)

310 Taylor Swift's biggest issue is listening to the Lena Dunham brigade. That has a very good chance of turning an attractive woman with a soft heart into either a Dunhamesque hag who is ugly inside and out, or even worse, a typical celebrity who (male or female) is pretty on the outside and rotten to the core on the inside.

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kQUKn)

311 Taylor Swift is a slightly-fresher Katy Perry.

Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

312 So, basically, there's a REAL pedophile story involving a President, but he's a Democrat so no snarking at HIM.

These people would cripple themselves attempting to play jacks; it's a good thing the game is out of vogue.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (DLu2s)

313 The former blogger called "Wonkette" who eventually
traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.




Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

At least she took the high road.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oKE6c)

314 Thanks for the info, guys/gals!

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (RWGcK)

315 The type of plane you fly wasn't that important to the Dems when Bush was running.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (XX9+E)

316 F_spoke, Perry video

I assume this is it, in which case it is a T-38 and not a fighter jet:

https://www.you tube dot com/watch?v=FzNyFt_PBD0

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (NUqwG)

317 I'm not saying I wouldn't have gone after Taylor when I was younger.... but I probably would've been distracted by other women.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (XM5n5)

318 In 2009 on an Amtrak train from New York to Washington Cox had a severe allergic reaction after eating a lentil salad. Fox News host Greta Van Susteren saw her choking and came to her aid with Benadryl, after which Cox recovered.

=========

Who the fk eats a lentil salad on a train???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (iQIUe)

319
305 *Stares morosely at his field.of profanity*. Golly gee, grow already, will ya? Aw, shucks!

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (kQUKn)


Get some bullshit to throw on it.


Absolutely. Some fine bullshit and a light rain will turn those shucks into fucks in no time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (JtwS4)

320 Like Schuster knows what a C130 is without somebody telling him.

Yeah you know he Googled that one a while to make sure. They are usually pretty good on planes, though. Easy to find and identify. Guns they seem baffled by.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (39g3+)

321 Of course if the media was paying attention even a tiny bit over the past few months, they'd know that Luttrell lived with Perry during his recovery and the two have a very close, almost father/son relationship.

Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2015 04:46 PM (3PHtU)

322 Rick Perry announcement video ends with image of a Fighter jet. Only
problem is Perry, as an AF pilot, flew C-130 transport planes.
-----------------------------------------

I suggest Perry would have a better chance of getting one of the TX F-16's off the ground than than say numb nuts Biden, or Obama, or Haff, or Kerry.

Posted by: JohnMc at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (ZVUS/)

323 #312 Hey, JFK was a patriot! Atleast she wasn't 9 like Aisha.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (XM5n5)

324 the end of an era of failed leadership...



Not bad, sir.

You have my attention.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (RrEUj)

325 >>Who the hell is Ana Marie Cox? She has a check mark so I gather she's Somebody, but I honestly have no idea who she is.

She was Wonkette. Mostly famous for bad writing and her love of, shall we say, alternative placement of peni.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (g1DWB)

326 there is the next level where you realize you are ignorant and think that your ignorance demonstrates how smart and clever you are.

The media loves to not know. 'I don't know that shit. Keepin' it real'

Yeah, real dumb.

Posted by: Alterna Chris Rock at June 04, 2015 04:47 PM (lIU4e)

327 "
I assume this is it, in which case it is a T-38 and not a fighter jet: "

It's a scary assault plane that's all we know.

Posted by: MSM at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (3PHtU)

328 Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (E7Gqz)

329 Who the fk eats a lentil salad on a train???



Gas station sushi FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (sdDe/)

330 I suggest Perry would have a better chance of getting one of the TX F-16's off the ground than than say numb nuts Biden, or Obama, or Haff, or Kerry.

So would W. Just sayin'

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (39g3+)

331 the comments over at the Federalist link continues the sick feeling


the left simply cannot connect the dots to freedom, and their freedom to spew such stupidity.

the left can only connect the dots of those they are given; then told to connect them; then patted on the head by the Dems for doing as they are told

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 04, 2015 04:48 PM (qCMvj)

332 313 The former blogger called "Wonkette" who eventually
traded in her fame for knowing "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal, into a regular gig with the MSM.




Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 04, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)
At least she took the high road.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 04, 2015 04:45 PM (oKE6c)


She's the nerd version of the Kardashians. Except without the class.

Posted by: Iblis at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (9221z)

333 he was Wonkette. Mostly famous for bad writing and her love of, shall we say, alternative placement of peni.

And after looking at a picture of her, I'm pretty sure how she discovered her love of it.

Posted by: David Schuster at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (HstNY)

334
I always make at least 200% more than men for butt sex!

Posted by: Ana Marie Cox at June 04, 2015 04:49 PM (P330y)

335 Why would she care who Luttrell is? She's a lefty, they make most shit up anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (g1DWB)

336 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (sdDe/)

337 Originally Anal Marie was kinda cute, especially put against the hag battalion covering Washington politics in the 2000's.

Now, she just looks like the standard tatted-up lefty train wreck we all know and loathe.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (DLu2s)

338 I guess if any Obama video features a plane it's a lie because he never flew any plane at all?

Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

339 A T-38 is a trainer and Perry very well could have flown it.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 04, 2015 04:50 PM (XX9+E)

340 At least she took the high road.

-
To the back alley.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (LImiJ)

341
The last thing I remember from Ana Marie Cox was watching the National Press Club dinner (I think) on CSPAN a few years ago. The one where the politicians go and try to do stand up comedy.

She sat at a table near the dais and mocked everyone who went up on stage. Which is fine, politicians SHOULD be mocked, constantly. Brutally. But with AMC it was with a definite Mean Girls At The Prom, I'm Better Than Everyone In The Building vibe.

Pathetic, really. Elites don't crow about being elite, they just know it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (XJkD9)

342 I think the comments on the federalist article are only coming out because it hurt their feelings and will show people how dumb they are.

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (XM5n5)

343 It's a scary assault plane that's all we know.

Posted by: MSM


ZOMG, it must have a shoulder thing that goes up!

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (/Ho8c)

344 Posted by: A Possum at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM

Do you make hateful remarks about other peoples looks? I'm sure you are very handsome for a possum but possum looking women should not denigrate others in the looks department.

Posted by: Lester at June 04, 2015 04:51 PM (2UPXV)

345
I took the schlong in the boopie a few times when I was younger. I especially liked it with LBJ.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 04, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y)

346 The Perry video also features the Washington Monument. I know for a fact that Perry did not erect that obelisk.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 04:52 PM (NUqwG)

347 Anyone else think the liberal comments on the Federalist article show that Davis struck a chord on the socialists?

Posted by: Draki at June 04, 2015 04:53 PM (XM5n5)

348
@346
"He didn't build that!"

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 04:53 PM (k8xvx)

349 "There is no defense against wicked men (with whom the world is ever rife) except good men who are as formidable" Thomas Berger

Posted by: Vn Redleg at June 04, 2015 04:54 PM (L7quo)

350 I took the schlong in the boopie a few times when I was younger. I especially liked it with LBJ.
Posted by: Helen Thomas


Those aren't Andrew Jackson's initials

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:54 PM (39g3+)

351 Aisha was only six - in lunar years -- so there is math involved In determining her actual age. BUT then mysteriously became nine years of age overnight.

Posted by: se pa moron at June 04, 2015 04:55 PM (xQX/f)

352 Turns out Rick Perry and Marcus Lattrell are quite close; story at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 04, 2015 04:55 PM (DLu2s)

353 Pssshhh I'd have broke that scrunt.

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at June 04, 2015 04:56 PM (HstNY)

354 Aisha was only six - in lunar years -- so there is math involved In determining her actual age. BUT then mysteriously became nine years of age overnight.

Because nine is so much better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2015 04:59 PM (39g3+)

355 Brad Thor is also in that picture. Saw it on twitter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 04, 2015 05:06 PM (A98Xu)

356 20 16 Seriously. Throw walls up around NYC, DC, LA, and SF, and let's call it a day.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 04:00 PM (vgIRn)


Annnd just when I thought my commute couldn't get any tougher...

Posted by: Jersey Jerk at June 04, 2015 05:06 PM (iJ3YG)

357 "The Washingtonienne", an intern/aide on
Capitol Hill who slept around a lot and bragged about, especially those
who liked it anal

**********

Not what's her face from F'D Company?


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 04, 2015 05:12 PM (vgIRn)

358 The last yankee that came here didn't fare too well.

Just sayin' bitchez.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2015 04:43 PM (sdDe/)

O'rly?

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at June 04, 2015 05:13 PM (WvS3w)

359
@358

If we're talking about Texas, then no, Sherman never went to Texas. (Texas was also a weird case in the Civil War, btw. Almost no major battles fought in Texas, and it was a pretty sharply divided matter on the issue of secession anyway in the state, see Houston and a number of German-American Texans).

Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 04, 2015 05:25 PM (k8xvx)

360 It's

Not

Just

Her

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 04, 2015 05:33 PM (dw7lk)

361 If we're talking about Texas, then no, Sherman never went to Texas.
-----
But General Custer kept the Texas Rebs rounded up!

Posted by: RioBravo at June 04, 2015 05:33 PM (NUqwG)

362 Loved Perry's speech.

He's the first guy running this go-round who's message and content of his speech remind me of Ronald Reagan.

Upbeat, optimistic.

His action-filled first day gave me a hope-boner.

Yes, please!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2015 05:49 PM (0cMkb)

363 Nobody has mentioned how fucking depressing it is to have an Olympic star to go batshit Kardashian

Posted by: kansas at June 04, 2015 06:15 PM (vqsBK)

364 I met Luttrell a few yrs ago. Same exact expression on his face while he was signing my copy of "Lone Survivor" and taking a pic w/ my wife and me. He's seen too much.

Posted by: Paul at June 04, 2015 06:24 PM (ww/hP)

365 Wow. Here's how well I know Marcus Lutrell's name and story: last week I was listening to a Top 40 radio station in Chicagoland. Lutrell was the furthest thing from my mind at the moment. I heard the dj say that they were talking to a Marcus from Texas and the first thing that popped into my head was Lutrell. Sure enough, they were interviewing him for an upcoming event he was speaking at in Chicago. The djs were so respectful of him and thanked him over and over for his service. So, two djs on a pop music station know him and the head honchos of media "news" have never heard of him. Charlie Gibson syndrome strikes again!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 04, 2015 06:54 PM (xetep)

366 Now really, considering the pack of vicious twits who claim to be our media, don't we really need to thin the herd? You know, improve the morale of the country? Lighten the load a little?

Posted by: D the J at June 04, 2015 07:14 PM (XQ4j4)

367 46 Its like Terrence and Phillip run our national media

Blame Canada!

Posted by: Fox2! at June 04, 2015 08:32 PM (wsGL4)

368 Really, whoever had the idea to have those magnificent Luttrell brothers at each shoulder was a fucking genius. Absolute genius. I hoped they'd be there, but I didn't expect the perfect placement. It shows AMERICA, and the Left doesn't get it at all.

This is your Cultural Divide, y'all.

Posted by: Beth at June 05, 2015 01:54 AM (Epq7Y)

369 >>>"People sleep peaceably at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Feel free to correct me.

Anyhow, the MFM might want to ponder that as they mock those two "rough men" among others on that stage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 04, 2015 04:32 PM (FsuaD)

Thanks. Yes, I share your sentiment, and that is what brought this to mind.

Posted by: m at June 05, 2015 04:54 AM (/31Bi)

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