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Bruce Jenner, The World's Greatest Living Female Olympian?
AllahPundit notes that if Bruce Jenner is indeed a woman, and always has been (a claim made the tranny lobby), then he in fact holds all of the world records in the various track and field events he participated in.
So, is he the world's greatest living female athlete? This is not just some lame snark. The tranny lobby holds that Jenner is now a woman fully, completely. No asterisk. Well, if he is a woman, then he's the female world record holder in a slew of events. I asked a cruder form of this question: If Jenner is a woman, then straight (progressive) men about his age should be willing to date him, right? And when I say "date," I mean "make out with" and "f***." Again, the point is not to be crude. The point is to subject this absurd contention to a simple acid test: Is it actually true that Jenner is a woman, period, full stop, or is it actually true that he's a man who's had sex reassignment surgery, and may be called a "transwoman," or, if being polite, just a "woman," but a woman only in that polite, we're-not-going-to-dive-too-deeply-here superficial way that constitutes leftist "niceness"? (That is, the 'niceness" of lying for purposes of Democrat coalition solidarity.) I don't care about Jenner that much, and have avoided writing about him, but I do care about my own mind, and the freedom to think not only things that are wrong, but increasingly, things which are obviously, demonstrably true (i.e., Jenner was a man who had sex-reassignment surgery and now is a "transwoman")? That he is a man who underwent sex-reassignment surgery is not a "belief." It is not my "opinion." It is not a wrong-headed idea of which I ought to disabuse myself. It is in fact an objective fact. One that is, apparently, now joining the ranks of the thousand other True things that we are no longer permitted to say. There is a word for people who despise the truth: We typically call them liars. Our society is choking ever-more on lies we're demanded to tell, and forbiddances of truth Too Accurate For Polite Company. Again, if this is about politeness -- like if I had Jenner on the podcast, and he wanted to be called "she" -- I would go along with it. I'm not an impolite person, on a personal level. But Jenner is not addressing the nation on an individual level (that is, greeting each of us), the situation where we usually agree to polite fictions, such as pretending that you don't know your uncle is having an affair or that your grandmother keeps farting and then blaming it on the the dog. He is addressing the nation as an avatar for a political/social idea, to wit, that a transwoman is actually a woman, and that, furthermore, in his estimation, he is "the new normal," and we should just agree to the normality of all this, and also gladly agree to expand the choking number of Polite Fictions our cultural-marxist-mediated society demands by just a couple more. (That is, until the next pressure group comes demanding something.) And on that level I must reject his request. To ask someone to indulge a polite fiction in a personal context is one thing; but to ask -- or, as many other transextremists do, demand -- that one agree to a lie that someone else finds pleasing is quite another. It is obvious that "Caitlyn Jenner" is not a woman in the way "woman" is commonly meant. Whatever he is, he is free to follow his own bliss, but I must insist that my mind be left unmolested in all this exciting Social Justice Campaigning. He is free to pursue his sex reassignment surgery as long as I am free to say the simple truth that he has in fact has sex reassignment surgery. And, while we might politely indulge the idea that he is a woman, the short list of straight liberal men lining up to date this "hot woman" attests to the fact that he is not quite that. As I keep saying, the number of Polite Fictions we are demanded to endorse now outstrips the number of True Things we're allowed to say, and by a considerable number. Is there any point coming in the near future when we slow down in our Orwellian quest to outlaw truth entirely? Meanwhile, Mark Hemingway asks PolitiFact to evaluate if Jenner is indeed a woman, as some media outlets are claiming. Oh, By The Way: The world's greatest living female Olympian still has a penis. Actually, I was wrong that Jenner had the full sex reassignment surgery: He's spending that recommended year "as a woman" to see if he likes it. That's something doctors recommend, because, you know, you wouldn't want to be hasty about a decision like this. Which makes this all the stranger to me, that it is insisted we call someone with a penis a "woman." Real Courage. Bruce Jenner, an athlete who plans an elective surgical amputation, won ESPN's "Courage" Award over a war veteran who lost two limbs fighting for his country. Honestly, if you're a man, you should not be watching ESPN. Jesus God in Heaven.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 05:52 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 03, 2015 05:52 PM (VuWve)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:52 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 05:52 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 05:53 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:53 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 03, 2015 05:53 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:53 PM (aJHzo)
He's a sick man with a mental disorder. A perfect patsy to be used by the Left with which to further beat us into submission and destroy us.
This is why the so-called "social issues" are so friggin' important and not a distraction.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (VuWve)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (Dwehj)
Refusing to date a transwoman because you refuse to pretend that "she" was always a woman will become proof of your bigotry. Just wait.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: johnd01 at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 03, 2015 05:55 PM (Dwehj)
I can't wait for the claims that "Caitlyn" Jenner is proof that women are as physically capable as men.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 03, 2015 05:55 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 03, 2015 05:54 PM (VuWve)
Dude, I have a Mac and absolutely no clue how to do any of this font crap.
That's why I'm going to code camp this summer.
For fun and profit!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 05:55 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:55 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: Plumb Bob at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (VuWve)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: JPS at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (Ycswb)
He is and always will be a man.
The human brain is subject to all sorts of disorders.
Being nice doesn't make grandma get her memory back when she has Alzheimer's.
Being nice doesn't make Jenner a woman.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: JeffWeimer at June 03, 2015 05:56 PM (Edob3)
Posted by: Biff Bartholomew at June 03, 2015 05:57 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 03, 2015 05:57 PM (aJHzo)
Posted by: Ford F-350, 7.3 liter Diesel at June 03, 2015 05:57 PM (Qn0y5)
As I've pointed out a couple of times, ad nauseam, he apparently hasn't changed his name legally, so he's still a he, and still named Bruce.
Refusing to go through the legal steps shows a lack of commitment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 05:57 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 05:58 PM (W5DcG)
And why not change species? It's only a matter of degree. I feel like an elephant. Indulge my fantasy. Hell, with enough technology, maybe one day a human can be an elephant.
Last days of Rome.
This lunacy is not viable for a civilization. Nature will reclaim.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 03, 2015 05:58 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 05:58 PM (sQzB6)
He is addressing the nation as an avatar for a political/social idea, to wit, that a transwoman is actually a woman, and that, furthermore, in his estimation, he is "the new normal," and we should just agree to the normality of all this, and also gladly agree to expand the choking number of Polite Fictions our cultural-marxist-mediated society demands by just a couple more. (That is, until the next pressure group comes demanding something.)
This is key. The left is forever demanding that we divorce fiction from reality. The goal is that we no longer know what is true and what is false, or even what "truth" actually means.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 03, 2015 05:58 PM (OiH3z)
The rest of us, the ones who buy in to this carney show, they are the sick and crazy ones.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 03, 2015 05:59 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at June 03, 2015 05:59 PM (Dwehj)
It was also the fear of the crowd.
They too insisted that the clothes were the most fine they'd ever seen.
And you are going to stand there and call them liars right to their faces?
In modern America, the little girl is beaten to death for daring to call the emperor a man as he insists that he has been a woman all along.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 06:00 PM (ZvKdv)
Something about if you are not free to yell 2+2 is not + 5 you stinking idiots it sets you up to living in the virtual cage the authorities want to keep you confined to.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 03, 2015 06:00 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: OCBill at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (Mj+FA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (0O7c5)
For the 'party of science,' liberals certainly run with a lot of bullshit.
Also, I'm ONT-level drunk, so don't expect a lot more out of me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 05:57 PM (ynQIy)
Mentally. Perhaps.
Physically. Can they sew it back on?
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (aJHzo)
This is key. The left is forever demanding that we divorce fiction from reality. The goal is that we no longer know what is true and what is false, or even what "truth" actually means.
No sane person believes in Postmodernism.
It requires a very special type of stoopid that I can't begin to comprehend.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (XMX7O)
I'm going with dickless - It's a Pittsburgh classic.
Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (DL2i+)
Both Men and Women can inpregnate a person. Both Men and Woman can get pregnant. Any questions on this is transphobic.
I swear their goal is to make humans like the dwarves in Discworld, where 90% of the courtship is spent trying to determine if the other is in fact the opposite sex.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (iF4ab)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (Jm0fb)
Here is a link to a link to a WSJ editorial by Dr Paul McHugh on this topic. He was head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins when they were pioneering gender reassignment surgery. Under his leadership, they also ended the program. Because they concluded that it was bad for the patients.
https://www.facebook.com/DennisPrager/posts/10153214795831998
Posted by: dan-O at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (rnB5q)
The rest of us, the ones who buy in to this carney show, they are the sick and crazy ones.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 03, 2015 05:59 PM (JgC5a)
Seriously, he is ill to disfigure yourself like this just for money. He's doing this and has done all this because he cannot handle the fact that his 15 minutes of fame were over after the last run of his Wheaties box. He craves attention. Jenner may not be a psychopath, be he has serious psychological issues.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (St6BJ)
A caller on Limbaugh made a point I'd been thinking about. He was a
white male who felt black all his life he says. If one can change sex,
why not race. Somehow, I doubt the SJW lunatics would be too happy with
that. Black face isn't racist, it's transracialism.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 03, 2015 05:58 PM (dvuhZ)
Word.
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Catlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (KHgyS)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:03 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: OCBill at June 03, 2015 06:03 PM (Mj+FA)
Posted by: Hillary at June 03, 2015 06:03 PM (sQzB6)
(Autocorrupt is not a Lou Reed fan.)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 03, 2015 06:03 PM (VuWve)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (6rEw7)
The Gorn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 06:03 PM (St6BJ)
Refusing to date a transwoman because you refuse to pretend that "she" was always a woman will become proof of your bigotry. Just wait.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What if you refuse to date him because you want the V-jay-jay to be, like, a real one?
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (XMX7O)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (CrYC8)
Chop chop!
Posted by: Catlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (h6Mpm)
Chop chop. Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (St6BJ)
As some of you know, I sell insurance, including life insurance. Typically, female rates for a given risk are lower than male rates.
So, presuming Bruce/Caitlyn applies for a policy....which rates will he/she be offered?
I really don't know. But I intend to find out. Shall I report my findings here?
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (cv6Ng)
But we are looking forward to what we do get.
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (48QDY)
Ranger school says - No (8 for
.Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (CrYC8)
Not only do many sane people believe it, it is the dominant mode of thinking in our time and influences even the moron horde pretty strongly. Most folks just don't recognize it.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (0O7c5)
Which is not to say that there hasn't been something legitimately going on with Jenner, medically. Whether or not doing all this radical surgery really helps him with that or not, I couldn't tell you, and I'm not sure it's really been studied completely (if it even CAN be studied objectively).
But let's hear it for the guy's plastic surgeon! Does that doc do some incredible work, or what!?1
Posted by: Optimizer at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (/q6+P)
Posted by: Said ever child of the 70's at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (fKiIP)
Hey, I did my job.
If your species can't figure out the rest, best of luck.
Posted by: The Y Chromosome
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: fly gal at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (nbGZj)
This is called "delusion."
This is what Bruce "Call me Caitlyn" Jenner is engaged in doing. He is not a woman, nor has he ever been. He'd need an extra X chromosome to qualify as female; no amount or surgery or makeup will ever give him what he needs to be truly female.
Like pretty much all trans people, at some point Bruce will realize he's made a really terrible mistake, as all regret having taken the step of surgical alteration. He'll realize he's not a woman, and no longer a man; in other words, he's un-gendered.
Posted by: elaine at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (Y0Piu)
http://bit.ly/1JmhrDo
Posted by: Original Roy at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (Dg1cR)
1. We put men on the Moon with the English system of measurement.
2. Fuck the rest of the world.
3. Jimmah Cahtah tried that back in the '70's already. Dude, try to keep up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (0HooB)
(Yeah I know, not original. But true)
Posted by: D the J at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (XQ4j4)
Posted by: Kyles exploded knees at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (DL2i+)
He is and always will be a man.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you. This is one of those things that probably needs to said a lot more often.
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (XMX7O)
We're supposed to call him his "husband."
And her her wife.
They are not. They never will be. They never can be.
And he gets a fucking award for bravery.
Bravery for what? Daring to accept the endless praise of the media?
Facing down the trauma of being on the cover of every trendy magazine?
Suffering the hardship of making millions of dollars for having a FUCKING MENTAL DISORDER?
Such fucking bravery.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (ZvKdv)
they should all be struck from the books, and s/he/it be banned for life for cheating.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (jMMCO)
Posted by: Bill Carson at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (Xmjfo)
The surgery he had was cosmetic surgery on his face, to make it appear more feminine.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 06:06 PM (o8Gus)
This means I can use the women's showers, though, right?
Posted by: OCBill at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (Mj+FA)
Posted by: PicardYelling at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (iF4ab)
I would call him a she if I was around, or in polite company. But He's a Man. A Gay Man who has gender dysphoria. Unfortunately they kill themselves alot because people would rather treat them as snowflakes instead of asking them to seek treatment. It will be removed in the next version of the DSM
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (BtZep)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2015 06:08 PM (z/Ubi)
"He's a sick man with a mental disorder. A perfect patsy to be used by the Left with which to further beat us into submission and destroy us."
Suck my absolute moral authority.
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at June 03, 2015 06:08 PM (fKiIP)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:08 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: elaine at June 03, 2015 06:05 PM (Y0Piu)
The word is "eunuch."
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 06:09 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:09 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:09 PM (1QUkh)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:09 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: holygoat at June 03, 2015 06:09 PM (/TTKd)
Back in the 1950's, a lobotomy was considered to be a perfectly reasonable psychiatric prescription.
Fast forward to now: lobotomy = out; in = lopitoffome.
Posted by: dan-O at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (rnB5q)
Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (1QUkh)
Nope. Not normal.
I don't give a crap what people do until I am asked to participate. I won't.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (g1DWB)
All of this is interesting and useful, but it seems to me that the folks
with the *true* answer would be those with, erm, skin in the game:
As some of you know, I sell insurance, including life insurance.
Typically, female rates for a given risk are lower than male rates.
So, presuming Bruce/Caitlyn applies for a policy....which rates will he/she be offered?
I really don't know. But I intend to find out. Shall I report my findings here?
==========
Given the 20 times higher rate of suicide over non-mutilated deviants, I'd be surprised if they even offered such.
To say nothing of the health screening they'd likely fail due to the illegal drug abuse.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (ZvKdv)
1 in 35,000 seek sex reassignment surgery (http://dudeimachick.blogspot.com/).
Let's upend our language, and assign a "new normal', for 0.0029% of the population.
Posted by: motion view (@motionview) at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (+ZrVM)
I would call him a she if I was around, or in polite company. But He's a Man. A Gay Man who has gender dysphoria. Unfortunately they kill themselves alot because people would rather treat them as snowflakes instead of asking them to seek treatment. It will be removed in the next version of the DSM
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (BtZep)
Apparently no that's not the case. He's not a gay man. He's a straight man that thinks he's a woman and still wants women. He is Mr. Garrison in the South Park episode Les Bos.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (z/Ubi)
99% of them look like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
Posted by: dude guy at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (q177U)
Now that would be something...
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (XMX7O)
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (sdi6R)
Their faith in Jenner being a woman fails a simple test showing Jenner has XY chromosomes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:11 PM (6rEw7)
short list of straight liberal men lining up to date this "hot woman"
attests to the fact that he is not quite that.
I can politely indulge the idea that he's a woman *now*, but not that he has been his whole life. No menstruation...no menopause...I get that some XX people with endocrine disorders don't do those things but they're very rare.
And he contributed sperm to the creation of six children. Women can't do that, not even women with endocrine disorders.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 06:11 PM (ZKzrr)
OK. Close this so called Blog and put your paws behind your back.
Posted by: IRS, FCC, DHS, NSA. American Court System at June 03, 2015 06:11 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:04 PM (Bn6aD)That's all this all is. I have know some very nice drag queens, and I'd bet they would agree with this...
Posted by: colin at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (5L9G0)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (Bn6aD)
It's supposed to be XY makes a male phenotype and XX makes a female phenotype. But natures makes little screwups. There are hosts of these screwups. For example consider "chimeras", in which an individual has both XY and XX cell types. (sort of the reverse of identical twins -- and XX and XY pair of zygotes merge)
There are bunch of these. Consider complete androgen insensitivity syndrome. Individual is XY, but is completely insensitive to testosterone. They will be externally female (but with a short vagina, as there is no uterus). THey'll have little body hair and no stinky sweat glands.
And then there are all sorts of other hiccups. These people I do have sympathy for. Normal people not so much.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Oh, and Fox has a report that people are upset that people such as a 19 year old girl who had brain cancer and played on her school's basketball team while battling it before she passed and an Iraq war veteran amputee who still participates in sports and apparently came close to winning dancing on the stars were passed over for this freak by the ESPY awards folks.
Courage my foot. So much courage it takes to be fawned over during interviews on natl TV and be on the cover of Vanity Fair and suffer through the adulation of the masses.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Furious George at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (UlJ3l)
Ripped off from a Daily Caller poster!
Who's calling you at 2AM Jake?
"Its Caitlyn from State Farm."
Well she sounds hideous...
"That's cause she's a guy."
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 03, 2015 06:12 PM (P330y)
______________________
Yes, that Johns Hopkins psychiatrist who wrote a piece for the WSJ the other day made the same point: the "gender reassignment" surgery really doesn't accomplish anything, because it is not medically possible to turn a male into a female (or vice versa). That's why, after the surgery, trannies still have a 20x higher suicide rate than non-trannies. They know they aren't really the gender they're pretending to be. The changes they made were merely cosmetic.
That's why Johns Hopkins, which pioneered "gender reassignment" is no longer doing the surgeries. They don't work, and the medical literature proves it.
And all the progs currently pretending otherwise are clearly just "science deniers."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 06:13 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 03, 2015 06:13 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM (cv6Ng)
Hey guys! Check this out over here!
Posted by: UVA Frat Pledge at June 03, 2015 06:13 PM (ecDRv)
I just want to leave this here again.
http://is.gd/dUSfmY
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 06:13 PM (ZKzrr)
This reminds me of Baltimore's "Mom of the Year", where everybody was applauding this woman who simply had her own train wreck of a life caught on tape. Did ANY of the people applauding REALLY want to call her up and ask her for parenting ADVICE? Hell, no!!
So we're supposed to applaud this guy for what he's had done to himself? He's gotta do what he thinks might work for him, and it's none of anybody's business, but I don't see what's so heroic about this tragic freak show.
Posted by: Optimizer at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (/q6+P)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (OvVqb)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (NHtMs)
Because trannies are hand in hand with fag rites. I do not see why they should be since a post operated trannie is a woman on paper and can legally marry a man.
Any regret? the lunacy is going to continue, as you all know, wasn't it better to stop it before faggot marriage instead to pretend to appear sophisticated?
Posted by: fromabroad at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (rnV3B)
Turns out the brunette was getting their Adam's Apple shaved. For she was a dude and had never told the betrothed that.
Relationship kinda cratered there at the big reveal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Zakn at June 03, 2015 06:07 PM (BtZep)
I would run like the wind.
Posted by: Golfman at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (48QDY)
I hope it settles all his issues.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (8ZskC)
Unless the surgery in question removed his Y-chromosomes in addition to performing necessary genital mutilation, he did not undergo any sex-reassignment. He is simply a man cut into the form-factor of a woman.
Posted by: JSchuler at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (6i4P9)
Posted by: Crab, Tiger, and Almonds at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (vUzfc)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (YFFpo)
As conservatives, we think she's just fab-u-lous!
Posted by: Jason Lee Steorts - Live From The National Review Baths
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (kdS6q)
Sexuality is totally 100% assigned at birth btw.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 03, 2015 06:15 PM (Tnmav)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (Jm0fb)
We seem to be pretty much immune to it, thank Goodness. The comments here prove that.
And I disagree with your assertion that sane people believe in it. Anyone who does has proven their insanity. There are no absolute truths in life? How crazy can you be to even say or think that when everything around you says otherwise?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (0HooB)
Quite possibly the only thing I will ever agree with a radical feminist about. A person with an XY chromosome arrangement is simply *not* a woman and never will be. That doesn't make them either superior or inferior, just not a woman.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (GDulk)
Classic communist tactic - get people to espouse stuff that they know to be false, and you can then get them to accept ever greater amounts of bullshit. So forcing people to call Jenner a woman when we know he's a man is of a piece with that strategy.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at June 03, 2015 06:14 PM (R8hU
Flag?
Foot?
Fond?
Fund?
Flap?
Flee?
Fear? Fire? Foes? (OK, we're not Hobbits of Buckland. Or maybe we are . . .) (Cue ominous Howard Shore Lord-Of-The-Rings music)
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 06:16 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: huerfano at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Patrick FLynn at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (i4inS)
Posted by: John Merrick at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (pVYTu)
Posted by: Kanye West-Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (F1Z8f)
Turns out the brunette was getting their Adam's Apple shaved. For she was a dude and had never told the betrothed that.
Relationship kinda cratered there at the big reveal.
On a lefty sci-fi bullatin board that I used to frequentthere were several trannies and a discussion came up about whether or not to tell a partner about your change. The eventual consensus was that you should... because otherwise they might turn violent when the find out. No one apparently had the thought that you should tell your partner because they have a right to know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (OiH3z)
Extra funny because it's true.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bretzysdude at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (/rSbs)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (t2m1Y)
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No, A "dickhead". Unless you are a black President and then it's just "prick".
Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2015 06:18 PM (fWLrt)
Doctors do not allow them to saw off their own arms. Because IT IS CRAZY.
This poor dude needs to have his brain fixed or his mind fixed or his soul fixed or to be blown by a Playmate until his eyes bleed - but he doesn't need his dick cut literally off. He can get a fucking divorce from that bitch. He don't need to have his pecker removed - because that is CRAZY SHIT and No One Sane would/should agree.
Just divorce that split-tailed whore and get therapy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 03, 2015 06:18 PM (Ze7RU)
Yeah, *leans* right. Not *dresses* right. That's not really an issue anymore.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 03, 2015 06:18 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: East German Women's Olympic Team 56 at June 03, 2015 06:18 PM (fKiIP)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (g1DWB)
Some guys . . . do go there.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (JO9+V)
The question to the alleged leftist 'would you fuck that' therefore is quite stupid. Notoriously leftists are not picky and they would not be able to share a real woman from a trannie.
Posted by: fromabroad at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (rnV3B)
He's spending that recommended year "as a woman" to see if he likes it.
He's going thru manopause.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (zauWW)
^This.
You are en fuego this week, ace.
Posted by: Y-not at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (RWGcK)
Posted by: Patrick FLynn at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (i4inS)
- - - - - - - - -
Hahahahaha!!!! Now that's funny!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (6rEw7)
If you put her in a room with me, it becomes the Jack Acid test.
Yeah, I'd hit it.
Posted by: William J. Clinton at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (DzJBg)
Posted by: kansas at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (mka2b)
After all, we no longer fix the mind.
We alter the body to fit the delusion.
Particularly in Hollywood.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (VPLuQ)
Is that really too much to ask?
Posted by: Lauren at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (53OZk)
Some guys . . . do go there.
Maybe it was just dark.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Asians everywhere at June 03, 2015 06:20 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 03, 2015 06:17 PM (t2m1Y)
Well, something meets boy, and something meets girl,
They both look the same,
They're both overjoyed in this world,
Same hair, revolution,
Unisex, evolution,
Tomorrow who's going to fuss?
Posted by: The Replacements at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (h6Mpm)
obama could use one...
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (Bn6aD)
Doubleplusgood!
Now, tell me you see FIVE lights...
Posted by: MiniTru at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (7YlUk)
Colorado Alex of course they never think of the other person. Because the only feelings that matter are their own, not the other person's.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (00MXy)
Which makes this all the stranger to me, that it is insisted we call someone with a penis a "woman.""
This is not about consistency or accuracy, this is about getting the rubes to bow down to the golden calf.
Posted by: Decaf at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (yWRSv)
It was the Dukes!
Posted by: Eddie at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (Dwehj)
was responsible for killing somebody in a car accident just a few short months ago?
Was that courageous too?
Does this clown get to say "that was Bruce" and claim innocence? If I kill some people, can I say I'm feeling rather girlish and be off the hook?
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (sH832)
Excellent essay.
Hell, do what the fuck you want - what do I care? BUT if you insist that I lie and play convoluted word games, and get shushed constantly by the perpetually offended, why then suddenly you will find that I DO care, and trust me, you do not want me caring too much about any. of. this.
Something my Dad used to say, "Your business, is by definition, YOUR business. It can stay your business indefinitely, unless you insist on making it my business. Then we got a problem."
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 03, 2015 06:21 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: East German Women's Olympic Team at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (Jm0fb)
Some guys . . . do go there.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 03, 2015 06:19 PM (ZvKdv)
I think it came out that he actually was offering help or some such. A lot of people came out to say that he regularly stopped to help people in situations like that, and it died down pretty quickly.
Posted by: SARDiver at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (DzJBg)
Yet we still call Sarah Jessica Parker a woman.
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (mimLO)
I think a lot of strait dudes would secretly f**k a tranny....IF THEY WERE CUTE.
99% of them look like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
Posted by: dude guy at June 03, 2015 06:10 PM (q177U)
Hah, no. Just you.
Posted by: flounder at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (+NyTG)
Womanspreading?
Eunuchspreading?
Throatwarbler-mangrove?
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: "Caitlin" Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Vitigator at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (UqmId)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (kdS6q)
Not just bathrooms.
Yes, no longer male/female sports - let the WNBA gals compete against the NBA guys for a spot on the team, let the female marathoners run against the men, etc.
No more NOW - that's not inclusive of trans men.
No more Girl Scouts (they're already doing that to themselves)
An so on...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 03, 2015 06:23 PM (sH832)
Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 06:24 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 06:24 PM (ZKzrr)
And if someone objects, just say 'Whatever" and walk away.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 06:24 PM (VPLuQ)
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That just seems perverse. I can understand adding female breasts but removing the penis and making a vagina? Absurd and just plain wrong.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 03, 2015 06:24 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:22 PM (Jm0fb)
Worship me!
Posted by: Elagabalus at June 03, 2015 06:24 PM (7YlUk)
To be fair, I've called guys "pussy" before.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 06:25 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:25 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2015 06:25 PM (ZW39H)
Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 06:25 PM (mGBKM)
Except for the fake vagines being in the wrong place (way too high and far away from the asshole). A five inch taint means that used to be a dude!
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (mGBKM)
He's going thru manopause.
_________________
LOL. Good one.
The disturbing thing about Jenner (for those who don't actually want to see this disturbed guy off himself) is that he panicked, according to his own report, after just having the facial cosmetic surgery.
If Jenner was unsure he really wanted to go through with that, think what it's going to be like for him when he has the actual castration operation. It seems like he's pleased with the public reaction to the VF photo because it's helping assuage his own very real doubts about the wisdom of doing this. But how will he feel a year or two after the surgery (if he goes through with it), when he's just an aging drag queen, pretending he's something he's never going to be?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (o8Gus)
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What a fascinating idea
Posted by: Dr Moreau at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (Cr15z)
Posted by: Crab, Tiger, and Almonds at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (zbYR/)
God I wish I could see that.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (iF4ab)
Posted by: filbert at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (CrYC8)
Not just bathrooms.
Yes, no longer male/female sports - let the WNBA gals compete against the NBA guys for a spot on the team, let the female marathoners run against the men, etc.
Draft. Front line combat units. If they can't hack war. they die.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (JO9+V)
Talk about a riot in the locker room if any team hired after the surgery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (1QUkh)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (6rEw7)
He's spending that recommended year "as a woman" to see if he likes it.
Man, a whole year of constantly jabbering on his phone and burying shoes that don't fit.
Gonna be tough......
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 06:28 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:28 PM (wkuqO)
Frankly, if you're a human with a shred of decency, as well.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 03, 2015 06:28 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)
The hackers got us? The Feds?
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM (1QUkh)
- - - - - - -
Hey, why is that airplane flying so low over my house???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Retread at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (px8hG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Dr Moreau at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (mp2pY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 06:29 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (6rEw7)
Eureka! We have our next ad campaign!
Posted by: Total cereal at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (mp2pY)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (iF4ab)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (mGBKM)
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Putting the E back into ESPN.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 06:26 PM (mimLO)
Please God....I have been sort of good.
Please help me make sure I never have to measure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bill O. at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (F2IAQ)
Obama wants 'em in the military.
I don't see how having a transgender on your team would help morale - not when they have a suicide rate of over 40%. That kind of unhappiness could affect morale, and then there's the weapons....why, just look at Chelsea Manning. He did a shit-ton of damage.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (HvEH7)
The medical community has the moral authority and responsibility to create a vag for a male transsexual. It's a basic human right.
Posted by: Mr. Sally Kohn at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (P330y)
Former Spur Dennis Rodman would go out on a date with Caitlyn Jenner :
http://tinyurl.com/q5u2hkq
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (KHgyS)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (6rEw7)
if you take this to its logical conclusion you would end up with only the possessors of XY chromosomes as elite athletes. I wonder how that would be celebrated?
Posted by: Decaf at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (yWRSv)
Posted by: Bill O. at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (F2IAQ)
I could almost max the female test even hurt when I got out were I Svendy Olafsdottir rather than Sven J Olafson....
I'm kind of pissed off at this game of in and out.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (/4AZU)
Yes. Yes, it was.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: 11Charlie at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (YDLkj)
Perhaps you need to acquaint yourself with our back catalogs?
Posted by: Queen and George Michael, to name just a few at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (6rEw7)
He needs mental help. And he's still in serious hot water over vehicular manslaughter. He and his whole Klan need to go away.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (xetep)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (DtNNC)
Not. Grubby attention whore who wishes his children away and blames his mental illness on his wife of 23 years (she's awful but she didn't do this)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Austin Powers at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (wAQA5)
(Btw, did y'all see some wag said Jenner was the most outrageous (I think was the word) Kardashian?)
Posted by: Steve White at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (ZypyB)
Posted by: austin powers international man of mystery at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Blog Reviewer Snob at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (NHtMs)
CBS will only compensate Caitlyn Jenner 72% of the previous compensation afforded to Bruce Jenner. She's a girl and only deserves the lower rate.
Posted by: CBS Personnel Dept. at June 03, 2015 06:33 PM (P330y)
Don't ever fucking pretend to be fighting for what is right if a claim to politeness can push you into effectively endorsing whatever the left wants you to endorse.
Posted by: Whateverthefuck at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (pvYvi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (PL4+Q)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: President Scott Walker at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (SajFh)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (xetep)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)
And I disagree with your assertion that sane people believe in it. Anyone who does has proven their insanity. There are no absolute truths in life? How crazy can you be to even say or think that when everything around you says otherwise?
I'll just note that there are quite a number of people - Ace, for one - who react quite badly to the suggestion that, for example, porn or pre-marital sex are bad in and of themselves. A lot of postmodernist thinking comes out of the corners then - the instinctive reaction is to suggest that any criticism of these things is imposing your religion on someone else. Criticism, mind, you - folks aren't suggesting a government ban.
Postmodernism, or at least the part we are talking about has been around for generations. It isn't something new at all, it is just that we are seeing its full flowering in the popular culture now. Before now there was enough lingering influence from earlier belief systems to keep it in check.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 06:35 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:35 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at June 03, 2015 06:35 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:35 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Dr. Steve White at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (ZypyB)
"...turning inadequate males into fake females..."
Pretty much says it all right there...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (yTMXB)
This is no different that the anorexic who thinks she's a fat chick. Society is buying into and celebrating a destructive body dysmorphic mental illness.
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (6rEw7)
the possessors of XY chromosomes as elite athletes. I wonder how that
would be celebrated?
But that's the point - make them live in their reality, live up to their rules.
Really, no difference between the sexes, it's fluid and you get to be whatever sex you self-identify as at the moment?
Awesome! You must live in a completely gender neutral world - no mire separate, special things for women.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (k2QA3)
The first time I read about this was with Amanda Lear the 70s disco queen, however in her case, the matter is polar opposite to this circus freak.
She was a transvestite in the circle of Salvador Dali who probably took some hormones and he allegedly paid for a male to female operation.
She became a woman very early (probably before the 70s) and like all trannies of that era, lived her life in the spotlight but NEVER advertising the fact that she was a transsexual. She married men, did Playboy spreads and never engaged in any relationship with the LGBT movement. NEVER!
She was never the poster boy for transsexuals regardless of the fact that probably she was one of the few that could really pull it off as a woman that successfully transitioned and was not about to kill herself.
The very few decent transsexuals want to transition ASAP and live a quiet life with a partner of the opposite sex. All the ones that start talking to magazines about their 'story' are paid whores for the LGBT fascists.
Posted by: fromabroad at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (rnV3B)
I think that 40% is "attempted suicide," which obviously includes the ones who failed.
Regardless, that indicates a staggering rate of significant psychiatric disturbance.
These people need comprehensive psychiatric care, not mutilating surgery and hormones.
Yup....broken record, but it needs to be in the public consciousness that they are sick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (RJMhd)
if you take this to its logical conclusion you would end up with only the possessors of XY chromosomes as elite athletes. I wonder how that would be celebrated?
Posted by: Decaf at June 03, 2015 06:32 PM (yWRSv)
They tried that in Pennsylvania...
http://bit.ly/1q7wTVk
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM (zOTsN)
Every time he is not actively praised he will be "raped".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (W5DcG)
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*fist bumps phoenixazgirl*
This sort of thing ticks me off, too.
Posted by: Y-not at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (RWGcK)
Abe Vigoda?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 06:27 PM
If he goes full VJ statistics say his life is very short, that's science.
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (ZW39H)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:34 PM
Never met the guy.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (bynk/)
Body dysmorphia should be treated by psychologists, not surgeons.
Posted by: Whitehouse COS at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (mRf+d)
Posted by: Kanye at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (8sjoS)
Posted by: Sgt. Fury at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (NHtMs)
Massachusetts already asks you if you've changed your sex when you renew your license. I know that's a big surprise.....
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (YFFpo)
I hope Caitlyn only uses one square of TP on her new cooter, just the same as all other environmentalist.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (P330y)
Posted by: keena at June 03, 2015 06:37 PM (E3K8f)
If captured by Boko Haram will the make it a sex slave?
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:36 PM (6rEw7)
.................................
Or scare them out of the business?
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Y-not at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (RWGcK)
How long until this mess claims he was sexually harrassed
How long until he claims he was raped?
There has been entirely too much acceptance for his "Victimhood" to remain credible.
He needs to be the victim
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (zOTsN)
According to the latest SJW chatter he's only perpetuating ugly and misogynistic cisnormative gender stereotypes by wanting to be a glamorous babe instead of a frumpy lesbian.
Posted by: gwelf at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (+7Usq)
Posted by: Dang at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (XWo4d)
Worse I feel like I am being entrapped by FBI agents trying to ferret out anti transgendered hate speech, that my identity is going on a government list in some government database.
This is making me very uncomfortable, like I shouldn't be here. Like at any moment there will be mass arrests for thought crimes.
I don't want to go to the gulag.
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (1QUkh)
Posted by: The What at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: MTF at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (0HooB)
http://www.secondtype.info/
Posted by: fromabroad at June 03, 2015 06:38 PM (rnV3B)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Q2HZRjHHQ
Not the dead parrot sketch. The other one.
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Armchair Psychologist at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (8sjoS)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (XNxfu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:39 PM (P2NCJ)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:40 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:40 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 03, 2015 06:40 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 03, 2015 06:40 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:41 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Dr. Steve White at June 03, 2015 06:41 PM (ZypyB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 06:41 PM (Jm0fb)
________________
And he and the leftist judges he's appointing to the federal bench are going to make sure that federal prisoners get "gender reassignment" at taxpayer expense.
That's hundreds of thousands of dollars per prisoner, for a "treatment" that leaves the person more depressed than when they started (and 20x more likely to commit suicide, according to the Johns Hopkins psychiatrist who explained why JH, which pioneered "gender reassignment" will no longer perform the surgeries).
Leaving out the ick factor, this is just insane public policy. Medical experts are on record as saying it doesn't work, multiple studies show it doesn't work, and yet taxpayers are still going to be forced to shell out billions of dollars to fund it, because it's PC and the idiot lefties think it's "brave."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (6rEw7)
Oy. Piss off. Thats my sock from 164.
PS- Great minds, yadda yadda.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (fKiIP)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (P2NCJ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:42 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (k2QA3)
Why? Why would that be so upsetting to someone who is becoming a transsexual?
He will kill himself in less than five years and it will be all our fault
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (DL2i+)
Oh... I just know I'm going to hate it.
don'tclick don'tclick don'tclick......eff me
Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (1QUkh)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 06:31 PM (YFFpo)
I wouldn't touch that with your binders.
Posted by: Mitt Romney 2016 at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:43 PM (6rEw7)
I have this fear that post surgery Bruce will be another Carlos Danger on Twitter.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (RJMhd)
Wonder what Christine Jorgensen would say about this, but she is dead.
http://tinyurl.com/net2xvr
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Billy Joe McAllister at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Friedrich Wilhelm Johann Gambolputty Ernst Paulus at June 03, 2015 06:44 PM (zbYR/)
Don't watch it yourself.
If you get really lonesome for "Mr. Ed" or something, it's on Hulu.
But, srsly, in a world of NetFlix, etc., you want that stuff in your home?
ESPN? PMSNBC? PBS?
Posted by: Crabby Old Guy at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (ZypyB)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (BR9l7)
TV show? Yeah, that's gonna attract a lot of attention, and by a lot I mean his immediate family and the producers that sank a buttload of cash into it, real viewers? Not so many.
Cancellation probably.
2nd season? About the same as his chances to have a child or "Not a snowball's chance in hell."
Face it, he's a delusional attention whore with sever gender issues, "He" is not a she, no matter how loud he protests he is.
PS, stopped watching ESPN when they stopped reporting sports and switched to opinion.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (6rEw7)
I grok that, I really do.
Recognizing that there are Absolute Truths isn't forcing my religion on anyone, despite what they may feel. I don't do that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:45 PM (wkuqO)
We should build special vomitoriums for them, mandate special menus in restaurants, and most of all allow them to check into clinics where they can lose weight under a physician's guidance.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MTF at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (0O7c5)
Back about 15 years ago, when I was working as an engineer in Cedar Rapids, I regularly saw a post-op tranny when out for a smoke break. S/he was very intelligent, and very tortured. Straight men don't want to be with someone who used to be a man, and gay men don't want to be with anything like a woman.
I could never refer to the situation as anything close to normal, and I agree with Ace about the nature of the truth (and the desire to be polite). I just get tired of the theater. Bruce/Caitlyn's wiring is all kerflooie, and it shouldn't be wrong to say that.
Posted by: SARDiver at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (DzJBg)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (wAQA5)
His mother says she is calling him "Bruce" no matter what he says.
Must she now be stoned?
Posted by: MTF at June 03, 2015 06:46 PM (LISuA)"
Maybe just a little tipsy.
Posted by: SARDiver at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (DzJBg)
Posted by: malclave at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (W1Ndc)
So he didn't have an unfair advantage.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 06:48 PM (8ZskC)
mean his immediate family and the producers that sank a buttload of cash
into it, real viewers? Not so many.
A. There are a lot of people who watch the Kardashian show who will watch this.
B. Others will watch for trainwreck appeal (or "hate watch")
Also, will probably get awards just like Amazon's transgender show.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:48 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2015 06:48 PM (go5uR)
Not my circus, not my clowns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 06:48 PM (dwk+k)
=======================
I smell a Title IX complaint coming our way!
Posted by: MTF at June 03, 2015 06:49 PM (LISuA)
Must she now be stoned?
Burn the witch!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 06:49 PM (dwk+k)
So much transphobia there.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (6rEw7)
There you go calling me stupid. I'd be saying the same thing if he were the typical democrat like you. Embracing Bruce? Surly you jest. Society can have standards and Brucie has crossed them.
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Crabby Old Guy at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (ZypyB)
"In this world gone insane the truth is subjective."
No. Truth is always objective. Recognizing the truth in an insane world and speaking about it is revolutionary as well as blasphemous.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (fKiIP)
_________________
Yep. He hasn't even had the castration surgery yet. The surgery he had recently was cosmetic surgery on his face, to make it appear more feminine. According to him, he panicked after that surgery and thought "what have I done to myself?" He needed to call a tranny "counselor" to talk him down.
Can you imagine how he'll feel once he has the actual gender reassignment surgery? That's a lot more traumatic than a few nips and tucks to the face (and Jenner had had at least two prior face lifts and a nose job, so he was familiar with that kind of surgery).
I hope he has a competent psychiatrist, because something tells me he's going to need one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Sen. Blowfish at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:51 PM (HvEH7)
For those who missed the memo--No such thing as a transgender, you are born either male or female, and will die as one or the other.
Immaterial as to what gets sown on or sliced off in the interim.
Bruce Jenner is not now a female, he is a surgically mutilated male.
Everyone can just stop with the bullshit here.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 03, 2015 06:52 PM (jeCnD)
Pissing not standing up will take an adjustment. And prolly a few mistakes.
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:52 PM (wkuqO)
I am Intergalactic Emperor Ming the Merciless!!!!
YOU shall all address me as "your divine, cruel, intemperate Majesty"
Because of my feels, yo.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 06:52 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:53 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 06:53 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at June 03, 2015 06:53 PM (Amo2s)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (00MXy)
-Men taking the beaches at Normandy and Iwo Jima if they could see the future
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: chris at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (rx1Ba)
Truth is always objective. Recognizing the truth in an insane world and speaking about it is revolutionary as well as blasphemous.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 06:50 PM (fKiIP)
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
~George Orwell
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:54 PM (6rEw7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 06:55 PM (00MXy)
Yeahhhh... You did remember to put the cover sheet on your TPS report, right?!
Posted by: Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus in suspenders with a cup of coffee at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: please pay me more soros at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (Amo2s)
Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: tinfoilbaby at June 03, 2015 06:56 PM (jhPT5)
I actually got into it with someone on another site and brought up chromosomal differences, genitalia and was told that those things do not determine gender, so there goes the penis argument. So, what about pregnancy sonograms? Are we now not supposed to hear we're having a boy/girl? No more gender specific baby showers until our child directs themselves into the gender they choose? That sounds less loving, more like child abuse.
I just don't know where we go from here when immutable, scientific fact is jettisoned for magical thinking. And I thought they said only Christians did that...
Posted by: Bee at June 03, 2015 06:57 PM (w2wkZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 03, 2015 06:57 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Kasper in Denver at June 03, 2015 06:57 PM (q9qV1)
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 06:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: please pay me more soros at June 03, 2015 06:58 PM (Amo2s)
That's Senator Schumer to you peon....
-------------
Leave me out of this.
Posted by: Richard Gephardt at June 03, 2015 06:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil at June 03, 2015 06:47 PM (JKPpN)
SoCon has nothing to do with it. The guy is mentally ill. Encouragement is not charitable, it is detrimental.
Posted by: Mitt Romney 2016 at June 03, 2015 06:58 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Roberta "Old Number 88" Muldoon at June 03, 2015 06:58 PM (uSM1W)
Outside of there actual sporting events (football, baseball, The Masters, etc.), I don't. They are like the rest of the MSM. Promoters of Cultural Poison.
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (ZfqnD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (z/Ubi)
And will that produce penis-penis-handbabies in the afterlife?
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (jDqfn)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (HvEH7)
And he's dying to make Duggar scandal happen. Maybe he can compare/contrast Duggar vs. Lena Dunham, both the sister-touching/emotional abuse and the public's reaction and then get back to us.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 06:59 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 07:00 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: please pay me more soros at June 03, 2015 07:00 PM (Amo2s)
Posted by: Derp are derp at June 03, 2015 07:00 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Hussein, your Commander-In-Chief!!! at June 03, 2015 07:00 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus has 2 dongs at June 03, 2015 07:00 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: Jamie Gum at June 03, 2015 07:01 PM (zOTsN)
----------------
Quote, please, of conservatives 'rallying'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 07:01 PM (F2IAQ)
402 "Do you Imp the Merciless agree to take this Earth woman Dale Arden as your wife of the hour. To do as you please until you disintegrate her?"
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ming don't placate, bitches.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:01 PM (XIXZz)
Take that dick out of your mouth when you type. It saves on the fat fingers and allows you to concentrate on one task at a time.
It'll help.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 07:01 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at June 03, 2015 07:02 PM (wLLbf)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:02 PM (zOTsN)
If gender is fluid and a matter of choice, we don't need Title IX or affirmative action for women anymore, right? (Yep, I stole that last line)
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at June 03, 2015 07:02 PM (GyABZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (00MXy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: please pay me more soros at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (Amo2s)
Not anymore.
Henceforth, I declare myself to be 7'2" tall and shall be referred to as "Wilt".
Posted by: Wilt (formerly known as Todd) at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (uSM1W)
----------------
Still awaiting a specific quote.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (1MLR8)
Posted by: Derp are derp at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 03, 2015 07:03 PM (z/Ubi)
It wasn't a mental ward. It was more like a hotel.
Posted by: Hector at June 03, 2015 07:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 07:04 PM (F2IAQ)
Especially our "polite fictions" and certainly about real men not watching ESPN.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 07:04 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (igEaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)
He's posting here as Social Conservatism is evil.
Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (sQzB6)
"Draft. Front line combat units. If they can't hack war. they die."
Heh. No. Women should not be near combat. They make it harder for the men next to them as they have to compensate for their weakness in an already tough situation.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (fKiIP)
Look, he can let his freak flag fly, look pretty, make money - its a free country (or at least I like to pretend it is sometimes, like it was when I was young). SJWs can start yelling how he's getting acceptance because he can look properly feminine with cosmetics, a bone-shaved brow ridge, photography tricks and clothing and moan how uncelebrated, plain and poor misfits don't get accolades for bravery if they look unconvincing as women.
He's in his sixties and already older than the age my own father passed away. I figure he can do what he likes and be happy or unhappy as he sees fit.
Posted by: SarahW at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (lv2k0)
*tags out *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 07:05 PM (F2IAQ)
I... I... I feel like singing! {music swells}
No, no, no, we'll have none of that now!
But Mother!
Father, I'm Father!
Father!
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (XIXZz)
Those, aren't here, Hector.
What did I tell you about sucking dick and typing concurrently? You can't handle both at the same time. Concentrate on one or the other, or your $oro$ ca$h is gonna dry up.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (oVJmc)
Remember that CVS that was looted in Baltimore on national TV during the riots?
Turns out there were 27 pharmacies looted of narcotics during the recent unpleasantness.
Gonna be a hot summer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (VPLuQ)
From the Page Six last link: "Caitlyn Jenner still has her penis."
No. Mono onion. That is . simply not logical.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 03, 2015 07:07 PM (GyABZ)
Ha! I declare myself to be 7' 4" tall.
You will now call me "Andre." And I demand to be in the movies.
And a wrassler.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:07 PM (0HooB)
I'm disappointed that nobody called "Threadwinner!" on my #318.
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 07:06 PM (sdi6R)
If you want to identify as threadwinner, who are we to judge?
Posted by: flounder at June 03, 2015 07:07 PM (ecDRv)
Yes, showed up on my police email alert. They put out a public alert at 10:01 am, and caught him about 10:30am in Santa Monica.
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 07:08 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 07:08 PM (wAQA5)
(Still waiting on a quote of those "hateful comments" btw.-Prince Ludwig)
Posted by: Derp are derp at June 03, 2015 07:08 PM (tgnRB)
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
Posted by: Bruschetta Jenner at June 03, 2015 07:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (zOTsN)
Who let the retard in who thinks people here are social conservatives of the "big religious government" (Huckabee) stripe?
Dipshit can't even figure out how to read a map, apparently.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (GyABZ)
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (mimLO)
It's not in his mouth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (zauWW)
Or is h/she now 'free' to be with men?
Posted by: the Butcher at June 03, 2015 07:09 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 07:10 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at June 03, 2015 07:10 PM (GyABZ)
Exhibit A:
You obsessed over gay acts.
Posted by: Social
Posted by: weew at June 03, 2015 07:10 PM (0tmLY)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 03, 2015 07:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:11 PM (zOTsN)
Threadwinner! Well as long as you're comfortable with that.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 07:11 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Caitlyn Antibruce at June 03, 2015 07:11 PM (W5DcG)
How does one know how the "bathhouse" smells?
Posted by: ThunderB
Shhhhhh. It's not nice to provoke the mental patients.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:11 PM (XIXZz)
We're far past the point at which it's accurate to call these things 'Polite.'
The phrase 'Political fictions' is still too euphemistic.
This is Neo-Soviet Dogma.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (Jm0fb)
In Serbia, we consider Bruce Jenner a beautiful woman.
Seriously, have you seen our women? Face like the back-end of a $5 mule, and the smell -- oofha!
Mind you the Turks make do with them, but you know -- Turks.
Posted by: Social Conservatism
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (kdS6q)
Nick Gillespie destroys the hypocrisy of social conservatives. The socons can't hold a candle to his intellectual depth.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
Dipshit can't even figure out how to read a map, apparently.
Posted by: imp
Mutha Fucka just be frontin cuz bitch aint got no friends or life & shit. Mutha fucka needs to bounce before he gets his punk-ass stomped.
(I now self identify as African-American.)
Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (zOTsN)
Perhaps the explanation is that Christian philosophy is the only Western institution with exposure to other modes of thinking. So when the Western world surrenders cis-est rational thought, the safeguards placed by old philosophy begin to make sense.
Or, as Chesterton put it, without some form of Christian philosophy, rational thought will die. I guess we all get to see that happen.
Posted by: Arkady at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (ET/v4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (sQzB6)
Nick Gillespie destroys the hypocrisy of social conservatives.
Is Nick Gillespie the next Gleen Grunwald?
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:12 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (ZfqnD)
A hilarious skit was Eric Idle's character, Stan, declaring his "right" to be a woman called Loretta and to have babies.
What was hilarious farce 36 years ago is now a societal given.
The world is on the crazy highway and these people are stomping on the gas.
"Symbolic of his struggle against reality ..." - Reg
Posted by: Raspail at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (uSM1W)
That is just because all the hot air issuing from his depths blows out the candle.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (a42f0)
The rise of the feelings group are why we have the America we now have--where people decide life-altering decisions not on reason, or thoughtful reflection, or what's the right thing to do, but "How do I feel about this?"
Posted by: Null at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: I derp, therefore I retard at June 03, 2015 07:13 PM (mmlFU)
Ha! I declare myself to be 7' 4" tall.
****
Pikers. I declare myself to be 7'8" tall.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid manute bol at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Null at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (zOTsN)
If you're a liberal, that's the only kind of "truth" there is. Anything else is an expression of hatred, greed, and racist hetero-normative bigotry.
Posted by: Socratease at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (82qVG)
It's not one of those gins that changes to vodka when you get down to the olive, is it?
Pour me a double, straight.
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (jDqfn)
Fully expect NSF grants to start flowing for genetic sex transformation. I mean full blown DNA change in midlife. If they come up with some dragon or unicorn DNA they will probably try and stuff that in.
I'd hit the suicide booth and select slow/horrible before I'd hit that. Better dead than Red.
Posted by: Wazzustanian at June 03, 2015 07:14 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 07:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: weew at June 03, 2015 07:15 PM (0tmLY)
Tune in this week for a very special episode of Matlock.
Posted by: ABC at June 03, 2015 07:16 PM (8ZskC)
(I now self identify as African-American.)
Stewardess, I speak jive.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:16 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 07:16 PM (AC0lD)
Much like the response of women to his penis.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:16 PM (oVJmc)
Perhaps the explanation is that Christian philosophy is the only Western institution with exposure to other modes of thinking. So when the Western world surrenders cis-est rational thought, the safeguards placed by old philosophy begin to make sense.
Posted by: Arkady
People fail to realize that the nature of religion was the transmission of laws determined necessary for the right functioning of society, made enforceable via spiritual (or superstitious if you're feeling uncharitable) consequences.
All the old time learning and social strictures were there for a reason. More like Chesterton's stone wall in a field.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:17 PM (XIXZz)
Is Nick Gillespie the next Glenn Grunwald?
Posted by: imp
More like the previous Alyssa Milano.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:17 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:17 PM (Jm0fb)
That would be his mom, his sister, and the nine year-old next door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Crabby Old Guy at June 03, 2015 07:18 PM (ZypyB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
How does he trick them into looking at it?
Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 07:18 PM (sQzB6)
It was a free country but I don't have to approve of your "bliss."
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 07:18 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Derp are derp at June 03, 2015 07:18 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 03, 2015 07:18 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:19 PM (oVJmc)
There. I said it. I'm officially declaring a new word. I refuse to entertain Newspeak for the benefit of those who insist upon themselves.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 07:19 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:19 PM (oVJmc)
Vehicle-borne jello salads as a means to world domination - yep, that's about right.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (jDqfn)
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (DtNNC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 06:30 PM (0O7c5)
Really. I mean, I know it's trivial in the grand scheme of things to complain about this amongst all the other f'd up stuff but there are so many things about being female, genetically, that these people will never experience. Because they are men.
And vice versa I'm sure for the female/make transitioners.
Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Friedrich Wilhelm Ernst Paulus has 2 dongs at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (mmlFU)
If Bruce/Caitlyn is "a woman", and s/he's always been publicly with/married to women, does this also make him/her a lesbian?
Or is h/she now 'free' to be with men?
Posted by: the Butcher
....................................
Need. More. Aspirin.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil at June 03, 2015 07:20 PM (8ZskC)
That way I can be afraid of bugs and scream like a girl and shop and cry and monopolize the bathroom for hours and use a ton of toilet paper per week and stuff like that. Then if I don't like it I can change back.
Posted by: freaked at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (oVJmc)
Look Ivan Sonofabitch, you talk too much like Data and don't use any American colloquialisms.
You're busted. Now go back to sucking Putin's dick and tell him you failed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (0HooB)
lefties forcing everyone else to either say this is fine and normal or by hell or high-water you will pay!
THIS is what I don't understand. What if we just told them to fuck off. Twitter isn't real, folks.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (XIXZz)
You guys really should visit Serbian. The countryside is kinda interesting, an a gloomy rock-strewn Balkan sort of way, and you can do pretty much anything you want. I mean it. Serbian men are such a cowardly lot we'll just look the other way and pray you don't notice us.
Posted by: Social Conservatism
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at June 03, 2015 07:21 PM (ZfqnD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:22 PM (LFZ1X)
And pink is the NFL's favorite color. Pink. Fabulously pink, pink. For Awareness.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 07:22 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: please pay me more soros at June 03, 2015 07:22 PM (Amo2s)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (dwk+k)
No.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: austin powers international man of mystery at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (BTnAK)
The Left, for the last 50 years, has us running in circles. I shall demonstrate the contradictions we have suffered; observe:
It doesn't matter what gender I am; treat me equally and never mind about my sex!
-- I am a woman and I deserve special treatment!!
It doesn't matter if I'm homosexual; treat me equally!!
-- I'm a homosexual and I demand special rights and affirmation!!
Skin color doesn't matter -- treat everyone equally!!
-- First African-American This and First African American That; Affirmative Action; code words; etc.
THE LEFT IS MIND-FUCKING YOU.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (7gCCJ)
Are you advising us to start chopping off your head?
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (zOTsN)
Here's your answer: http://tinyurl.com/nr7xzor
Posted by: Country Singer at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (nL0sw)
http://gatesofvienna.net/2015/06/john-kerrys-harry-reid-moment/
Posted by: rickl at June 03, 2015 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Mind you, even the Turks tended not to linger here. A quick pit pit in our Serbian women, then back on the road to Vienna.
Posted by: Social Conservatism
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:24 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at June 03, 2015 07:24 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Mister John Galt at June 03, 2015 07:24 PM (uwk9W)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:25 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 03, 2015 07:25 PM (NeFrd)
Imagine how THEY feel about now? Yeesh.
Posted by: Radeaminit at June 03, 2015 07:25 PM (uSM1W)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:25 PM (LFZ1X)
An economic crash where printing money no longer has any positive effect will sober people up quickly.
Just wait until the government can't subsidize all of the bastard kids and people have to take responsibility themselves.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil
Shouldn't you be out in the garage, stirring the family vat of fermenting cabbage?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (BTnAK)
Do you have to go to the fetal alcohol ward of the orphanage?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (zOTsN)
When I come here, its like going to a Zoo and see a endangered species.
An endangered species with over a third of the population, according to your count.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:27 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:27 PM (LFZ1X)
Vote democrat!
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (fKiIP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (zOTsN)
Forget it. He's rolling.
Mostly doobies.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (1CroS)
But not by Serbs, we notice. Just a bunch of socon Austrians, Spaniards, and Poles.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (a42f0)
When you meet a leftist women, tell the truth, you have no idea how to treat her, do you?
Yeah, I know, who gives a shit. But sometimes we all are forced to interact and even socialize with leftists and we really can't treat them like the feces that they are.
So what do you do? Do you treat her like everyone else or do you mind your p's and q's and treat her like a delicate object?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:28 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (LFZ1X)
Yeah, I'm about to give up on them, too.
I don't like kickball, which they're starting to blather about incessantly. I don't thing Jennerfer is worthy of any award for anything other than that of World's Biggest Freak. Although I'm rather sad about Britney Griner, he seemed like such a nice young man.
I like them better when they showed table tennis at 3:00 am.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mister John Galt at June 03, 2015 07:24 PM (uwk9W)
Looooong time ago.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Emily Litella at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (zbYR/)
When I come here, its like going to a Zoo
FIFH.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:29 PM (Jm0fb)
Facilitate growing a nice set of jugs?
Posted by: Fritz at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (jDqfn)
Are we talking lumberjack? Or just Lena Dunham ugly?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (7gCCJ)
Sooth,
You know the answer to that. In real life, these delicate flowers (both myn and womyn) clam up, and say nothing.
They vent only in a space where they are not subject to immediate physical retaliation. For good reason.
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (XIXZz)
Serious question: what do Lena Dunham's fingers smell like?
Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (7gCCJ)
I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reject gender roles, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will glitter bomb you.
Posted by: Caitliam Neeson at June 03, 2015 07:30 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:31 PM (BTnAK)
Vehicle-borne jello salads as a means to world domination - yep, that's about right.
Don't forget chicken and potatos in a crock pot. More mobile in attacking the heathens with.
Posted by: Goth Fonzie at June 03, 2015 07:31 PM (ZfqnD)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: jwpaine, ribbed for your pleasure... and hers at June 03, 2015 07:31 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (LnE5F)
1)cutting off your own penis or 2) working for rubles to post stupid
comments for putin on the internet. N o t enough pity in the world.
And Hector did both.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
Hmm. Another choice is Deja Vu, with Denzel. Which sounds like a remake of Source Code.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (LFZ1X)
The Turks got their asses handed at Vienna twice 1529 and 1683.
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil
Because Austrians and other Europeans are real men. They could fight.
You Serbs on the other hand:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maritsa
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (Jm0fb)
If you claim you are a woman but you have a dick then you are not a woman you are a seriously deluded man. Even if you cut your dick off you are still a seriously deluded man. A neutered deluded man.
Posted by: freaked at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (PA7DS)
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go.
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight....
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung....
Posted by: Caitlyn at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (uSM1W)
Posted by: Social Conservatism is evil at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (mmlFU)
I wonder what will happen when he realizes he can't change reality even with plastic surgery. His problem is between his ears not his legs.
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:26 PM (BTnAK)
............................................
Oodles and oodles of pills.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (1CroS)
There are no more men, Ace. You should know that by now.
Everyone is either a woman, an Angry Feminist (which is different from "woman"), something on the LBGTQWERTY spectrum, a tranny, a pre-op tranny, or an entity that walks around somewhat resembling a man, and apparently having a penis, but which is actually a gigantic pussy (which group includes everyone in college not on a sports team).
And if there are anymore men out there, we will hunt you down, find you, and "re-educate" the testosterone right out of you.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: Dr. Rudy Wells at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (W5DcG)
Austria, eh? Good day mate! How about we throw another shrimp on the Barbie!
Posted by: Hector and Hectorer at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: imp at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (PA7DS)
Thanks, Ace.Do we have any idea from where Hector originates?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: caitlyn at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: E!SPN at June 03, 2015 07:34 PM (xsnUW)
Posted by: ace
But he hasn't answered my question about how Lena Dunham's fingers smell.
Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 03, 2015 07:35 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:35 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:35 PM (0HooB)
Sure why not miss Jenner at the forefront of the news. In a few hours, when I'm falling down, blubbering drunk, this will seem perfectly in place.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 07:32 PM (PA7DS)
______________
Thanks. That one was quite tedious.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (Jm0fb)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:36 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: freaked at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (JdEZJ)
LOL. You funny American-style. Fingers don't have nose, silly goose.
Posted by: Big Gay Putin at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb
Word dawg. Shit be wack, nam'sayin.
Posted by: Fresh Prince Ludwig the Indestructibizzle at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015
Thx. He usually haunts the morning threads. Daily nic change but same old tired rants and insults.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (ZW39H)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (Jm0fb)
-- shit CS Lewis said.
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2015 07:38 PM (mimLO)
Posted by: someguy at June 03, 2015 07:38 PM (3z91g)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 03, 2015 07:38 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 07:38 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 07:38 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: freaked at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: ace
Ace, you should be aware that these pro trolls are not individuals, but coordinated teams of Media Matters employees who tag-team on threads, posing as an individual poster. If you watch carefully, they're replying to three or four comments at once at a pace that is not possible on a single computer.
So beware: They can return with a different IP. I'm no expert on how banning works and how online identities are tracked, but don't assume this is the end of it.
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Neil Degreasy Dyson at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC)
"When a tragic accident cuts short the first manned mission to explore life on the moons of Jupiter, Michael Forrest must make the 3 year journey home to Earth in pure solitude."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (LFZ1X)
i banned JKPpN
That's the first banning I've ever seen! Maet was taking out the glowing banhammer the other night, it was beginning to surge with power, but I had to go to sleep.
On topic - Poor Bruce.
How hard must it be to find porn of former Olympic athletes that are now men but still have their vaginas?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2015 07:37 PM (ZW39H)
He's got a lot of problems coming.
Soon.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarroland at June 03, 2015 07:39 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:40 PM (LFZ1X)
Posted by: Anthropology Guy at June 03, 2015 07:42 PM (sMkXp)
Posted by: X at June 03, 2015 07:42 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:42 PM (LFZ1X)
banning works and how online identities are tracked, but don't assume
this is the end of it.
Almost every morning, zombie, the first or second thread of the day we have to tolerate these a$$holes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 07:44 PM (k2QA3)
We could defeat ISIS and Boko Haram using the same strategy: TTR Trap-Transgender-Return. It would render them docile, and we wouldn't have to waste space housing them in gitmo.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 07:44 PM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 07:45 PM (iQIUe)
He's spending that recommended year "as a woman" to see if he likes it. That's something doctors recommend, because, you know, you wouldn't want to be hasty about a decision like this.
..........................................
What's the problem? Heeshee can keep it in the freezer in case they change their mind.
I perform Addadictomies as well as Lopitoffomies.
Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski at June 03, 2015 07:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:46 PM (BTnAK)
That's the word on the interwebz. That, and he's had 'The Surgery'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 07:47 PM (LFZ1X)
http://www.anaivanovic.com/
She's the exception I gather?
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at June 03, 2015 07:49 PM (ZfqnD)
Posted by: Big Gay Putin at June 03, 2015 07:49 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)
The Ghey Mafia has completely infiltrated the media. Just listen to all the lisps on NPR.
I now denounce myself.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 03, 2015 07:54 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Shopkeeper Big Gay Putin at June 03, 2015 07:54 PM (zbYR/)
I can do it!:
"I know you are but what am I"
"Prove it. No I don't accept your science"
"Take your book of superstitions home!"
"Rethuglicans"
See?
Posted by: Iblis at June 03, 2015 07:55 PM (9221z)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:58 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:58 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:59 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:58 PM (BTnAK)
Yeah, but he still looks tougher than O'Malley. Also eviler.
Posted by: Iblis at June 03, 2015 07:59 PM (9221z)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 07:59 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 08:00 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2015 08:00 PM (/8inT)
Posted by: Big Gay Putin at June 03, 2015 08:00 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 08:01 PM (PA7DS)
Take blood from any member of his family. The males have a "y" chromosome and the females do not.
Pretty simple. Or don't they believe in "science?"
Posted by: Supreme Being at June 03, 2015 08:01 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Iblis at June 03, 2015 08:02 PM (9221z)
Posted by: simplemind at June 03, 2015 08:03 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Big Gay Putin at June 03, 2015 08:05 PM (zbYR/)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 03, 2015 08:09 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 03, 2015 08:11 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Supreme Being at June 03, 2015 08:12 PM (SJ184)
He's a queer. Get over it. Dressed up fag is still a fag.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 08:19 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: gene kelly at June 03, 2015 08:47 PM (RF62P)
Posted by: bworei at June 03, 2015 08:50 PM (zZNYZ)
Posted by: Feh at June 03, 2015 09:03 PM (Uk9e2)
He might just spare himself the downtime and attendant risks - and have advantage over real women his age - tesosterone still naturally produced to give good muscle tone (though lowered by both age and HRT ka-jiggering) and cognitive sharpness. He''ll have acess to HRT without need for progesterone, and get all the girly with less of the risk.
He actually will look and feel better than his former spouse because of his hormonal no-menopause advantages.
I think he'll keep his born-with-em bits.
Posted by: SarahW at June 03, 2015 09:30 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 06:01 PM
A type of weasel.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 03, 2015 09:34 PM (Egupo)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 03, 2015 10:38 PM (CUHbq)
Posted by: Marooned Maroon at June 03, 2015 11:51 PM (hTHAs)
Posted by: jayesouthworth at June 04, 2015 01:04 AM (OfEPi)
Why shouldn't he be as happy as anyone in his declining years? Declining years are rough on eberyone and he'll probably have more fun than misery.
Posted by: Sarahw at June 04, 2015 08:38 AM (lv2k0)
I've deleted all of the ESPN talk shows from the schedule of my DVR. (I used to like having them to watch in the evening when there was shit on TV.) But ESPN has been going over the deep end in the last few years with a progressive agenda.
Using the ESPY's as a way to promote transgender "normalcy" or whatever the fuck they are doing is a "jump the shark" moment.
I'll continue to watch whatever sporting event I want to see that only they carry, but sound goes off during halftime and screw their postgame coverage.
ESPN is dead to me. But they stopped giving a shit about anyone who doesn't live on the coasts long ago.
Posted by: sgr at June 04, 2015 09:12 AM (BiF70)
Tony Dinozzo wrote to say "don't kiss the tranny, no matter how hot he is".
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 04, 2015 09:14 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Philosoraptor at June 04, 2015 01:05 PM (4Utxt)
Posted by: doug at June 04, 2015 01:36 PM (IYEs/)
No it makes him what he is ... a freak of nature.
Posted by: jack at June 04, 2015 03:39 PM (ZsBWg)
Can I still call the female to male one an "addadictomy"?
Posted by: Chris at June 05, 2015 12:37 AM (GVo9y)
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