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Hillary Clinton Campaign: Empress Hillary Will Not Be Taking Questions After Her Speech. Her Speech Will Be Her Interview.

Fascists like changing the meaning of words.

No, strike that; idiots like changing the meaning of words. Fascists like threatening to harm you if you don't go along with their changes in the meaning of words.


So, she won't be answering questions, but she is Officially Deeming her pre-written platitudes as interview answers.

TSU will be offering the woman who runs from the press and from voters a leadership award.

That's another thing fascists like to do -- making words mean the exact opposite of what they previously meant.

Hillary Rodham Clinton will receive the Barbara Jordan Public-Private Leadership Award from Texas Southern University’s School of Public Affairs and School of Law on Thursday.

Clinton will be the first recipient of this award because of her work in government and dedication to human rights activism, TSU Law School Dean Dannye Holley said in a news release.

“Awarding the first Medallion that bears Barbara Jordan’s name to Hillary Clinton is fitting because this award is geared towards recognizing the life time contributions that an American woman has made to our national public life,” Holley said in a news release.


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1 were those people who caused the abortion christianists?

Posted by: righter at June 03, 2015 03:40 PM (r6HrP)

2 I claim this thread in the name of Alextopia!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2015 03:40 PM (JtwS4)

3 How fitting that an idiot like Hillary would get an award named after another idiot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

4 OOOOOHHHH!!! PICK ME!!! CAN I RIDE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE?!?!?!?

Posted by: The Media at June 03, 2015 03:41 PM (dBAgi)

5 3 How fitting that an idiot like Hillary would get an award named after another idiot.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 03:41 PM

My thoughts exactly...

Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 03:41 PM (Bn6aD)

6 Mrs. Clinton, how long before you respond to the Right Wing Hate Machine's scurrilous charges that you are evasive and unresponsive?

Posted by: Real Everyday American at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (YFFpo)

7 I'd tell Hillary to blow me....but...you know...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (AC0lD)

8 What the fuck is a 'Texas Southern University' and does it receive any government funding?

This story is only slightly less depressing than the Feral Family in the next one.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (o+SC1)

9 You cannot hide forever. The debate(s) are(is) coming...

Posted by: Reality at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (dBAgi)

10 There's no way she's seriously running. Its all gotta be a scam to rake in more cash.

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (3ZtZW)

11 TSU Law School has repeatedly almost lost its accreditation and is consistently one of the lowest-ranked law school in the country.

Perfect for that paragon of ethics Hillary.

Posted by: brak at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (Tj+s6)

12 The train wreck continues.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (3BFsQ)

13 Oh, upon further research about this 'university' - never mind.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at June 03, 2015 03:43 PM (o+SC1)

14 We do not formally acknowledge Texas Southern U as anything other than "them dumbasses over yonder."

And Go Frogs.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at June 03, 2015 03:43 PM (dBAgi)

15 Don't judge me!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 03, 2015 03:43 PM (F2IAQ)

16 I can't wait to see her official presidential pantsuit -- y'know, the one with the dangly gold epaulets and the chest emblazoned with all manner of meaningless military-style ribbons, a-la Khaddafi.

Posted by: red speck at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (9/Ug/)

17 Hillary in a landslide!

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (UnJ7w)

18 Oh, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Marie Antoinnete's Ghost at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (w4say)

19 Get to the end of the line!!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (rRBI0)

20 Because myself, and my husband, have received many accolades.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (F2IAQ)

21 My thoughts exactly...

Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 03:41 PM (Bn6aD)

Great minds an all that. At least Hill is a hundred pounds lighter, OK 50?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 03:44 PM (0FSuD)

22 Fascists like changing the meaning of words.
--------------------

Like what the meaning of is, is.

Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (VndSC)

23 From Texas Southern U, hosting HRC Thursday: "There will NO
opportunities to interview Hillary Clinton; her speech will be her
interview"


And her Word is Law!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

24 Hillary's unwillingness to take any reporter questions is very suspicious.

It appears that her flunkies are trying to hide more than just her crappy personality. Could it be that they are trying to hide the fact that she suffers from cognitive defects (e.g., short term memory loss, impaired reasoning skills, etc.) due to that rumored stroke of a few years back (after which she was wearing those special glasses)?

Hillary herself, in one of those SOS e-mails that were recently released, made a reference to "my poor cracked head." Perhaps Hillary's flunkies realize that she just can't handle a bunch of reporter questions (even though most of them would be fluff) without getting flustered and looking confused on camera, and that would be death to her floundering campaign.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (o8Gus)

25 Hillary Rodham Clinton will receive the Barbara Jordan Public-Private Leadership Award from Texas Southern University

I wonder how much that cost them?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (YFFpo)

26 Making Hillary answer questions would continue to make her an oppressed victim of the Patriarchy. Hillary will speak truth to power. Then she will run. To the Gulfstream. You go girl!

Posted by: Still Trying Too Hard at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (8sjoS)

27 If your family member can sit at the dinner table and explain, rationally, why they are voting for Hillary fine. If not it's your duty as an American and Patriot to punch them right in the face.

If you have qualms about hitting a woman, then by all means just look at the female dolt and simply say, "you're a stupid twat, please pass the broccoli."

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 03:46 PM (A98Xu)

28 A "D" after her name? Works for me.

Posted by: davis at June 03, 2015 03:46 PM (Kxz3Y)

29 Has Vegas set the over-under on how many awards will be established during the next year and a half just so they can be given to the Queen? Also, has Nobel Peace Prize voting begun yet?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 03, 2015 03:46 PM (nFdGS)

30 I claim this thread in the name of Alextopia!



So much for the property value in this place.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 03:46 PM (S+el1)

31 I'd rather talk about HILLARY!!! than the last thread.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (/2KMt)

32 I ain't no ways tiiiired!!!

Posted by: Blackface Hillary at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (UnJ7w)

33 Because myself, and my husband, have received many accolades.

Would you say you have a plethora of accolades?

Posted by: El Guapo at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (evdj2)

34 Her refusal to be accountable is just proof that she's a perfect candidate!

Posted by: The MSM at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

35 I wonder how much Hillary's skinning the college for to show up and accept their dumb-ass award.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

36 Secretary Clinton, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

Posted by: George Suckupalous at June 03, 2015 03:48 PM (O7MnT)

37 For Immediate Release: The Bootlicking Thronesniffer Society has announced the recipient of the coveted Kissup Cup to be Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 03, 2015 03:48 PM (F2IAQ)

38 That's another thing fascists like to do -- give each other meaningless honors and awards.

Posted by: PT Barnum at June 03, 2015 03:48 PM (/EkKm)

39 because she's a criminal

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (0O7c5)

40 Hillary the crime lord for president!

Posted by: Killerdog at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (3BFsQ)

41 TSU Law School Dean Dannye Holley said in a news release.

"Awarding the first Medallion that bears Barbara Jordan's name to
Hillary Clinton is fitting because this award is geared towards
recognizing the life time contributions that an American woman has made
to our national public life," Holley said in a news release.


Texas Southern U Law School Dean on the actual life time contributions of HRC?
*crickets*


Posted by: flounder at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (ecDRv)

42 And accoding to the news this morning her campaign is tanking faster than an Abrahms dropped from the sky. This despite all the spin the MFM can pull.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (GpgJl)

43 Awarding the first Medallion that bears Barbara Jordans name to Hillary Clinton is fitting because this award is geared towards recognizing the life time contributions that an American woman has made to our national public life, Holley said in a news release.

LIKE WHAT??

Trashing the bimbos that your pervert husband dorked?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

44 Barbara Jordan Public-Private Leadership Award

Just for fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Jordan#Legislation

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (ZKzrr)

45
Hillary asked me to make the check out to the acronym for her new charity:
Citizens Against Smog Horror.

Posted by: TSU Law School Dean Dannye Holley at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

46
And they will shill for her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (iQIUe)

47 TSU will be offering the woman who runs from the press and from voters a leadership award.

In fairness, it's the Barbara Jordon award. I'm vaguely ashamed to note that I got excited when she drowned in her swimming pool back in the 80s. Alas, the cross-eyed commie bastard was revived and lived into the 90s.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (evdj2)

48 Hail To The PIAPS

(Pig In A Pants Suit)

Posted by: Snarky 2000 at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (JOG+K)

49 And no doubt Texas Southern is using tax payer money to pay her a $300K fee for accepting the award.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (GpgJl)

50 her attorney has advised her not to?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (0O7c5)

51
I'm taking the night off, and someone else will be scissoring with Hillary. I've asked Sally Kohn to perform the task, and she said it would be a high honor.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 03, 2015 03:51 PM (P330y)

52 They still can't name one accomplishment of Hillary's but continue to present her awards. Just one mother f'ers, just one!

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 03, 2015 03:51 PM (XX9+E)

53 she has trouble tracking?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 03:51 PM (0O7c5)

54 Would you say you have a plethora of accolades?
Posted by: El Guapo
----------------

Why, yes..., yes I would.
Our trophy cabinet at home has overflowed run out of room. We've had to discard several hard-drive cabinets to make more space.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 03, 2015 03:51 PM (F2IAQ)

55 Its really got to suck to win a Barbara Jordan award. I can understand why she won't take questions.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (oDCMR)

56 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Jordan#Legislation


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (ZKzrr)

Hah! She supported stuff. Hillary supports stuff, too!

Posted by: TSU Law School Dean, Dannye Holley at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (ecDRv)

57 It wouldn't be fair to hold Hillary to the same meanings of words that lesser people use.

Now would it?

Posted by: jwest at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (9ZZd+)

58 Awarding the first Medallion that bears Barbara Jordan's name to Hillary Clinton is fitting because this award is geared towards recognizing the life time contributions that an American woman has made

1. She married Bill.
2. She has a uterus

That's pretty much it, accomplishment-wise speaking.

And frankly, she was so bad at Job 1 Bill had to outsource it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (O7MnT)

59 I'm not getting myself worked up into a lather like in 2012. I've come to grips with the fact that it will Hillary! in a landslide in '16, followed by 4/maybe 8 years of "historical first" used as a buffer against all and every criticism of herself...followed probably by a Latin (but a Democrat one) and then Chelsea or Malia.
I don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (aGCds)

60 Be glad that Her Dire Majesty has deigned to be seen in the same room as you, let alone grace you with a few appropriate platitudes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

61 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:50 PM (GpgJl)


Aren't they kinda engaging in campaigning by doing this?
But we need to be concerned with Tea Party 501C4s.

How long can Hillary! Keep this up though? I mean at some point it's gotta be counter productive no?

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (U8W/7)

62 TSU Law School Dean Dannye Holley went on to say he hoped to wrap up the event by 3PM as that is when he is scheduled to man the register out at the TSU convenience store out front of the Law School.

Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (sQzB6)

63 Liberty Award > Barbara Jordan Public-Private Leadership Award

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

64 That's another thing fascists like to do -- give each other meaningless honors and awards.

Posted by: PT Barnum at June 03, 2015 03:48 PM (/EkKm)

Well, I killed Gaddafi 'cause I thought the uniform and medals would look better on me. Stupid rebels killed him when he was wearing his drapes. Then I thought, "Silly me, I can just have my friends give me medals and pin them on my favorite pantsuit."

Posted by: Hillary!! at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (nFdGS)

65 The Morons should be aware that Texas Southern is one of those "historically black colleges" that are one step above Spanky's Clubhouse.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (GpgJl)

66 24 It appears that her flunkies are trying to hide more than just her crappy personality. Could it be that they are trying to hide the fact that she suffers from cognitive defects (e.g., short term memory loss, impaired reasoning skills, etc.) due to that rumored stroke of a few years back (after which she was wearing those special glasses)?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (o8Gus)

So maybe she keeps announcing her candidacy because she doesn't remember announcing it before. Everyday is Groundhog Day for Hillary. What a delightful attribute for our leader.

Posted by: Hardly Lurking at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (8sjoS)

67 Another thing fascists like to do -- Lie to your face and insist that you repeat the lie back to them. This forces you to become culpable in the lie. It debasesboth you and society.

Posted by: PT Barnum at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (/EkKm)

68 Medallion? We don' need no steenking medallion.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

69 You cannot hide forever. The debate(s) are(is) coming...
Posted by: Reality at June 03, 2015 03:42 PM (dBAgi)

We know and are prepping the media moderators already.

Posted by: George Snuffleupagus and Candy Crowley at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (Lqb+9)

70 Oh shit, I missed that they created this award so as to have it to award to Hillary.

Geez.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (evdj2)

71 So, she won't be answering questions, but she is Officially Deeming her pre-written platitudes as interview answers.

That's some quality message discipline right there.

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (ZbV+0)

72 Obama Administration gives an ISIS body count of 10,000.
LBJ would be proud.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (2vJ77)

73 "...this award is geared towards recognizing the life time contributions that an American woman has made..."

Incorrect. Hillary accepts contributions, she doesn't make them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

74 Can I give her the award? I like giving Hillary awards.

Posted by: Jebby at June 03, 2015 03:54 PM (O7MnT)

75 @6
Mrs. Clinton, how long before you respond to the Right Wing Hate Machine



I wish.

The RWHM is a creature of myth that has sat rusted and unused for at least 16 years.

Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 03, 2015 03:54 PM (RrEUj)

76
Be glad that Her Dire Majesty has deigned to be seen in the same room as you, let alone grace you with a few appropriate platitudes.

So you agree this should be an alexthechick thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2015 03:54 PM (JtwS4)

77 Ok I'll probably get the Barrel for this, but here's the joke Bill O'Keefe told on his podcast The Right Angle.

"The smartest thing to ever come out of Hillary Clinton's mouth is Bill's dick."

Posted by: Blackface Hillary at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (UnJ7w)

78 Barbara Jordan, whose achievements include amount to having a vagina while black.

Hillary's only done half as much.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

79 1. She married Bill. 2. She has a uterus 3. She attacked a 13yr old rape victim
4. She attacked Bill's rape victims.
5. she got an ambassador killed.
6. She lied to their families.
7. She helped haul in a shit ton of cash.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (Spluw)

80 wrong sock

Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (UnJ7w)

81 The real schmucks are the reporters who are following her. If she isn't taking questions, WHAT THEY HELL ARE YOU BEING PAID TO DO?

The media should suspend all campaign coverage of Hillary. They are patsies -- piss poor patsies at that.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (iAUf+)

82 It boggles my mind how such detestable, lying, incompetent, worthless excuse for a human being can get such a following in this day and age.

Then I look at who's occupying the White House...oh, right....

Posted by: Hank Scorpio at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (nQREt)

83 >>>>There's no way she's seriously running. Its all gotta be a scam to rake in more cash.
.
.
.
That is the only thing that makes any sense to me out of this whole dog and pony show. Just a way to get unlimited and untraceable amounts of cash.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (iONHu)

84 This stonewalling could result in Hillary's support among the media dropping down to the low 90's, maybe even high 80's.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (1RNgT)

85 Hillary's only done half as much.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

What? hilary's black?

Posted by: Pvt. Caboose at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (Spluw)

86 So maybe she keeps announcing her candidacy because she doesn't remember announcing it before. Everyday is Groundhog Day for Hillary. What a delightful attribute for our leader.
Posted by: Hardly
---------------

Worth repeating.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (F2IAQ)

87 You cannot hide forever. The debate(s) are(is) coming...
__________________

LOL. Yeah that would matter, if we had actual debates.

Instead we have platforms in which the candidates ignore the questions that are actually asked, and just give several pre-memorized short speeches with their canned talking points.

"Secretary Clinton, as president, how would you combat ISIS?

"Well Wolfie, as you know, I strongly opposed the Iraq war. And had it not been for George W. Bush's aggressive, imperialistic, heteronormative invasion of that beautiful and peaceful land, there would be no ISIS to speak of today. And that is why I will support investing more money in teachers and schools in Afghanistan, so that the precious young girls there have the opportunity to grow up and achieve their dreams, much as I did here in this wonderful land of opportunity where anyone can grow up to become president, even a girl like me!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (o8Gus)

88 So when does the Beast get the Nobel Prize for having ovaries?

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (xWW96)

89 When the venue is 15% full, will they rush out and recruit peoples from other nearby schools?

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (rRBI0)

90 '...the debates are coming."

Are you serious? You don't think she'll wrangle out of them? Why not? She's already broken every other rule of traditional campaigning, so why not opt out of the debates as well? She'll probably get away with it.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (aGCds)

91 '...the debates are coming."

Are you serious? You don't think she'll wrangle out of them? Why not? She's already broken every other rule of traditional campaigning, so why not opt out of the debates as well? She'll probably get away with it.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (aGCds)

92 Brain Bleach Aisle 77. STAT!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 03, 2015 03:56 PM (JOG+K)

93 She's unstoppable!

*cringe*

Posted by: GOP/e at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (RrEUj)

94 I ain't no ways tiiiired!!!

Posted by: Blackface Hillary at June 03, 2015 03:47 PM (UnJ7w)

*ahem*

Posted by: The 10th Doctor at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (ZbV+0)

95 Worst part. Her campaign team really feels that by not granting interviews or being open to the press it will pave her way to the presidency.

Think about that for a moment and let it sink in.

It's Obama Part Deux. They don't want any deep, meaningful questions or issues. They also want to minimize her exposure to gaffs, er, I mean truthful statements on what she plans to corrupt next.

Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (GGCsk)

96 42 And accoding to the news this morning her campaign is tanking faster than an Abrahms dropped from the sky. This despite all the spin the MFM can pull.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (GpgJl)

Bad metaphor. If I've learned nothing from Bradley Cooper, its that tanks dropped from the sky can kinda fly if you point the muzzle towards the ground and fire the cannon repeatedly. I love it when a plan comes together. And Mr. Cooper's abs.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (t06LC)

97 Dammit..., that award was mine. Bitch is gonna pay.

Posted by: Moocher at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (F2IAQ)

98 How much is Hillary being paid to do this speech "interview"?

Think it will be any different from any of her other stale university speeches?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (k2QA3)

99 Well she is almost a septuagenarian, So taking questions might cut into nap time.

Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (GGCsk)

100 "dedication to human rights activism"

Good Job, Hill!

Posted by: Kurdish, Yazidi and Nigerian Women everywhere at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (lIU4e)

101 Third rate law school

Low rent interview

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (JO9+V)

102 Hillary's time is valuable, so you have to admit it's much more productive to eliminate the canned questions from an obedient media and just proceed to the answers in the form of a speech.

When the media only asks questions that are pre-approved by the candidate, this type of forum could "technically" be called an interview.

So, once again, no lies. Just slight adjustments to the language.

Posted by: jwest at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (9ZZd+)

103 Bitch is running scared.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (iAUf+)

104 No, seriously- what the haunted hell.

Posted by: Marie Antoinette's Ghost at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (w4say)

105 61 Aren't they kinda engaging in campaigning by doing this?

But we need to be concerned with Tea Party 501C4s.



How long can Hillary! Keep this up though? I mean at some point it's gotta be counter productive no?

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 03:53 PM (U8W/7)

She has been campaigning and even admitted it by mistake once already. If we had an FEC she would be fined. If we had a real DOJ she would have been in jail for the past 20 years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (GpgJl)

106 >>Worst part. Her campaign team really feels that by not granting
interviews or being open to the press it will pave her way to the
presidency.
Think about that for a moment and let it sink in.


Think about when she starts taking questions again - she'll be out of practice and is sure to flub it up. #Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (k2QA3)

107 ...the debates are coming."

She has no reason to show up at a debate.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 03:59 PM (S+el1)

108 77 Ok I'll probably get the Barrel for this, but here's the joke Bill O'Keefe told on his podcast The Right Angle.

"The smartest thing to ever come out of Hillary Clinton's mouth is Bill's dick."

Posted by: Blackface Hillary at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (UnJ7w)

I thought it was Huma's foot. (see Ace, people do listen to the podcast)

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 03:59 PM (t06LC)

109 The Hillary does not abide.

Posted by: eleven at June 03, 2015 03:59 PM (IPzoI)

110 *She's already broken every other rule of traditional campaigning, so
why not opt out of the debates as well? She'll probably get away with
it.*


Reporting for doody!

Posted by: Hillary's Temporary Amnesia Goggles at June 03, 2015 03:59 PM (RrEUj)

111 So you agree this should be an alexthechick thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2015 03:54 PM (JtwS4)


*arches brow*

There is a rather untoward presumption underlying that statement.

Also, you missed a spot.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

112 A've come too far to get me a huntin' license!!!

Posted by: Sen. Hill 'Cuntry' Clinton at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (uctT+)

113 Hillary is attempting to beat the GOP record for running the dumbest campaign in history. She has a shot.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (xWW96)

114 *Cackles loudly in deep Midwestern accent* LOL! Can you say inevitable?

Media TOTES on our side.

10+ million illegal immigrant voters in her pantsuit pocket.

$$$$$, (mostly) illegal and legal, from, like, all over.

So inevitably inevitable I may get me a pre-inauguration shave this coming August!

FEAR the Vag.


Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (sCHw2)

115 Men to the back of the line to vote for Hillary. Who will go back there with me?

Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (wkuqO)

116 Think about when she starts taking questions again - she'll be out of practice and is sure to flub it up. #Winning!


Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (k2QA3)

Why? Who's going to push her.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (S+el1)

117 @44

So, in summary, being a fat Black women is enough to make you famous?



How many awards will they name after Moochie?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (0FSuD)

118 >>>Worst part. Her campaign team really feels that by not granting interviews or being open to the press it will pave her way to the presidency.

The worst part is, given the idiocy of the voting majority in this country, it may work.

Posted by: Jebby at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (O7MnT)

119 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:58 PM (GpgJl)

I'm more thinking of the 501C3 that is TSU.

This award is basically a campaign contribution.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (U8W/7)

120
And accoding to the news this morning her campaign is tanking faster than an Abrahms dropped from the sky. This despite all the spin the MFM can pull.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (GpgJl)






SHOOT AT THE GROUND!

Posted by: Hillary "Hannibal" Clinton at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (XJkD9)

121 I still think her campaign platform should be called 'The Vagenda.'

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (O7MnT)

122 How many awards will they name after Moochie?
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (0FSuD)



Chef of the year?

Posted by: just saying at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (wkuqO)

123 113
Hillary is attempting to beat the GOP record for running the dumbest campaign in history. She has a shot.

Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2015 04:00 PM (xWW96)


Won't take much.

Posted by: McLame at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

124 How do they intend to hide the wheelchair?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (VPLuQ)

125 This Hillary thing is going nowhere. I would think she was just taking heat for the actual dem candidate to swoop in last minute ala Barky with no record to speak of, but I don't think Hillary is that selfless. Or even familiar with the concept of selflessness.

But maybe the real candidate is using her as cover. Damned if I know who it is, though.

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)

126 Bad metaphor. If I've learned nothing from Bradley Cooper, its that tanks dropped from the sky can kinda fly if you point the muzzle towards the ground and fire the cannon repeatedly. I love it when a plan comes together. And Mr. Cooper's abs.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (t06LC)



*nods sagely*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

127 That's why there will be no other Democratic Candidates, no debates
Nor inter-party debates....
"There's no need to debate our truth."~ HR Clinton

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 04:02 PM (eOpVe)

128 You have nothing to fear from President Hillary.

Posted by: Senator John McCain (R) at June 03, 2015 04:02 PM (RrEUj)

129 TSU is like a 4 year Community College.

Posted by: eleven at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (IPzoI)

130 Witness the Don't Ask - Don't Tell Campaign. Very Progressive.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (oDCMR)

131
*arches brow*

There is a rather untoward presumption underlying that statement.

Also, you missed a spot.


*bounds to station*

Allow me, m'lady. And yes, it is exceedingly spectacular today.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4)

132 Will the reporter in the red pants be there?

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (wAQA5)

133 Interview don't mean what you think it do.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (mGBKM)

134
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (t06LC)







Damn you for getting to the obvious joke first.

Damn. You.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (XJkD9)

135 122 How many awards will they name after Moochie?

"Moochie Coochie Coo" Award for the highest profile choppadictomy?

Posted by: Cthulhu at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (nqiq9)

136 A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (2vJ77)

137 I guess handing out meaningless awards for having done absolutely nothing and feeding everyone a line of shit is more appropriate than mutual masturbation in High Prog social circles.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

138 Do we have to kiss her ring?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (dw7lk)

139 But maybe the real candidate is using her as cover. Damned if I know who it is, though.

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)

They need a Black for the turnout. X Governor of MA or current Senator from NJ fit that bill.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (0FSuD)

140
'Where is the Goddamn fucking flag? I want the Goddamn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise."

-Sir Edmund Clinton


Inside the White House by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day 1991.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (P330y)

141 >>How many awards will they name after Moochie?

I started to watch SYTYCD last night and got to the part where they teased the extended clip of the Michelle Obama dances on Ellen for her move campaign and I turned it off and watched Xmen instead.

Because fcuk you, that's why.

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (lIU4e)

142 I think Hillary's supporters think she's Meryl Streep in 'The Devil Wears Prada' but she's really more like Meryl Streep in 'Death Becomes Her.'

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (O7MnT)

143 Do we have to bow?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (dw7lk)

144 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:03 PM (JtwS4)

Suck up

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (S+el1)

145 Hillary! is the first black woman Presidential almost-but-not-yet candidate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (JO9+V)

146 That's Jennifer Epstein of Pedo Island?

Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (q0Rp5)

147 After Hillary and Barry took human rights off the table, they actually give her an award ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (2vJ77)

148 I still think her campaign platform should be called 'The Vagenda.'

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (O7MnT)

Since she ran in '08, shouldn't this campaign be called Vagenda II: The Second Coming?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (t06LC)

149
I claim this thread in the name of Alextopia!



So much for the property value in this place.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 03:46 PM (S+el1)








Let's be serious here. How much property value can there be in a place with a drunken, furry extraterrestrial as a proprietor?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (XJkD9)

150 But maybe the real candidate is using her as cover. Damned if I know who it is, though.

Some things are simply too inscrutible.

Posted by: Bill C. at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (ZbV+0)

151 Are we required to back out of the room so as to never turn our back to her?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (dw7lk)

152 It'll be one freaking BIG deal when she gives that one, EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with a hand-picked "journalist" who'll ask all the tough questions, let me tell you.

It'll be so thorough-going that it'll be the benchmark for all such interviews going forwards. It'll answer every question for all time.

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (3ZtZW)

153 >>>That's why there will be no other Democratic Candidates, no debates
Nor inter-party debates....
"There's no need to debate our truth."~ HR Clinton
.
.
.The science is settled, 98% of climate scientists agree, Hillary will be the next President.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (iONHu)

154 "Well, when you break the word down you have Inter and View. So Inter, meaning to bury and View, meaning opinion...you see that interview means to bury an opinion." ~ HR Clinton

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (eOpVe)

155
Suck up
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (S+el1)
Raptor kibble.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (JtwS4)

156 O/T

When the Onion and the UK Daily Mail cross the streams

http://tinyurl.com/p979qrn

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (VPLuQ)

157 TSU is like a 4 7 year Community College.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (JO9+V)

158 Do we have to bow?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (dw7lk)



Genuflect.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (hLRSq)

159 Just as I never thought I'd see an "administration" where ignorance of facts would be used as a defense for malfeasance ("I only learned about that from the news!"), so, too, I never thought I'd see a "campaign" where the candidate got to decide whether there'd be questions or not.


I learn more and more every day.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (4df7R)

160 Let's be serious here. How much property value can there be in a place with a drunken, furry extraterrestrial as a proprietor?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (XJkD9)


My point exactly

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (S+el1)

161 124 How do they intend to hide the wheelchair?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (VPLuQ)

Press did a damn good job with FDR on that front. Totes do it again.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (JOG+K)

162 Does Hillary demand her rights to prima nocte?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (dw7lk)

163
Damn you for getting to the obvious joke first.

Damn. You.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 04:04 PM (XJkD9)

If Hillary wins I believe I will be, as will the rest of America. Or what is left of it.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (t06LC)

164 151
Are we required to back out of the room so as to never turn our back to her?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (dw7lk)

Smart guy!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (ecDRv)

165 Those who care about e-mails, clinton foundation or benghazi and their running dogs in the conservative media were not going to vote for her anyway. Latino voters for hillary care about her stand on citizenship. Black and white democratic voters want to know will hillary send republican traitors to re-education camps.

Posted by: captain*arizona at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (NeMng)

166 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (JtwS4)

HA, I have a bite suit now.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (S+el1)

167 >>Are we required to back out of the room so as to never turn our back to her?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter

Always a good idea when dealing with one of the Clintons. Less chance of finding a knife sunk into it.

Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (sQzB6)

168 Let's be serious here. How much property value can there be in a place with a drunken, furry extraterrestrial as a proprietor?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (XJkD9)

And a SMOD attractor beacon. And face spiders. Flying everywhere. And blind squirrels looking for pumpkins.

Posted by: Cthulhu at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (nqiq9)

169 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.

These medical "professionals" are getting way the fuk outta hand

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (3ZtZW)

170 Hillary's campaign slogan?



Clean camel toes taste great!

Posted by: Humma at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (0FSuD)

171 Are we required to surrender our first born to her service?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (dw7lk)

172 148
I still think her campaign platform should be called 'The Vagenda.'



Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 03, 2015 04:01 PM (O7MnT)



Since she ran in '08, shouldn't this campaign be called Vagenda II: The Second Coming?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 04:05 PM (t06LC)



Never use "Hillary" and "coming" in the same comment again. Ye God...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 04:08 PM (4df7R)

173 162
only with the pert, dark haired ones....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 04:09 PM (eOpVe)

174 My friendsh, Secretary Clinton is an old, dear colleague.

And really - it's her turn.

Posted by: Senator John McCain (R) at June 03, 2015 04:09 PM (RrEUj)

175 Does Hillary demand her rights to prima nocte?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (dw7lk)



Only when Huma is in one of her moods.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:09 PM (hLRSq)

176 Never use "Hillary" and "coming" in the same comment again. Ye God...

And yet in comparison to the previous post, this is rainbows and f'n unicorns.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (DT3rQ)

177 Do we have to bow?
Posted by: Thunder
----------------

Yes..., as you back out of the room.

Posted by: Moocher at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)

178 OT: Potentially bad news for Texas: Big ass Hurricane "Blanco" to hit Baja. After that, don't see how it misses TX and OK.

Prayers.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (nqiq9)

179 That is the only thing that makes any sense to me out of this whole dog and pony show. Just a way to get unlimited and untraceable amounts of cash.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 03, 2015 03:55 PM (iONHu)

They already have more cash than they could ever use. She's an aging grandma who recently suffered a stroke and needs a walker. She has a granddaughter who was just born. Time for her to hang 'em up.

Posted by: Titanium at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (JLKJJ)

180 Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:06 PM (JtwS4)


What kind of spraying rig do you use to get full coverage?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (JO9+V)

181 >>It'll be so thorough-going that it'll be the benchmark for all such
interviews going forwards. It'll answer every question for all time.

Is Steve Croft available?

He's been the go-to guy for Obama whenever he wants to respond to a story that won't go away (without having to do a press conference).
Croft was also the guy who helped the Clintons right the ship during his '92 campaign after the Gennifer Flowersaffair story broke.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (k2QA3)

182 Black and white democratic voters want to know will hillary send republican traitors to re-education camps.

In fairness, they're brain-damaged, so it's not that shocking..

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (evdj2)

183 How much do we have to tithe to her?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)

184 Do we have to bow?
Posted by: Thunder

Cross bow or long bow?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (S+el1)

185 >>Time for her to hang 'em up.

When she can amass more money and more power?
NEVER. Like asking the scorpion not to sting the frog.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (k2QA3)

186
>>>>There's no way she's seriously running. Its all gotta be a scam to rake in more cash.
............................
What's she need with so much cash? Go lie on a caribbean beach and scare off all the tourists? Buy her own town and call it The Village?
From the looks of her she'll be dead soon anyway. Aha! That's it! She needs the money for bionic body parts to keep herself alive forever!

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)

187 183
How much do we have to tithe to her?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)

150 grains.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (ecDRv)

188 Law school. How did I know it would be a law school?

Posted by: AmishDude at June 03, 2015 04:12 PM (9priM)

189 What kind of spraying rig do you use to get full coverage?


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:10 PM (JO9+V)

Brushless car wash?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:12 PM (S+el1)

190 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 04:07 PM (4df7R)

If there's a journalism school at this place the students need to rise up and rebel, as this would have been a huge win for their CV, squashed by boot licking admins.

It seems odd though that they'd go about it this way. When politicians speak at graduations is there an expectation of Q&A? I don't really think so. So what's going on here?

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 04:12 PM (U8W/7)

191 Perhaps

Hillary.....is.......SMOD!!!

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:12 PM (dw7lk)

192 A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.



Way down upon the Suwannee River......

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:12 PM (dwk+k)

193 >>Bad metaphor. If I've learned nothing from Bradley Cooper, its that
tanks dropped from the sky can kinda fly if you point the muzzle towards
the ground and fire the cannon repeatedly.

Shoulda just used specially designed parachute.

Posted by: Fast and Furious 7 at June 03, 2015 04:13 PM (k2QA3)

194 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.

Is this injury an option in the new ICD10 codes?

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:13 PM (lIU4e)

195 Perhaps

Hillary.....is.......SMOD!!!


SMOD is way more likeable and charismatic. His goals make him more-like-us.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (evdj2)

196 24 Hillary's unwillingness to take any reporter questions is very suspicious. . .Could it be that they are trying to hide the fact that she suffers from cognitive defects (e.g., short term memory loss, impaired reasoning skills, etc.) due to that rumored stroke of a few years back (after which she was wearing those special glasses)?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
____________________

Plausible.

* puts on tinfoil hat *

So then what is the process for replacing a Democratic presidential nominee who all of sudden is no longer able to serve if elected?

* makes sure tinfoil hat is secure *

And who has already been chosen to be the replacement?

Posted by: Furious George at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (UlJ3l)

197 169 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.


Bullshit. His hand slipped - he was cheating on the swordfish.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (nqiq9)

198 How much do we have to tithe to her?
Posted by: Thunder B


150 grains.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster



Damn. All I have is 62 or 230.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (dwk+k)

199 Do we have to bow?
Posted by: Thunder

Cross bow or long bow?
Posted by: wrg500


Trebuchets!

Wait, what?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (DT3rQ)

200 A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River


Going for the tonsils I bet

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (S+el1)

201 At these awards ceremonies they should just play that 4 minute video of Hillary laughing followed by a 26 minute loop of her saying, "AT THIS POINT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??"

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (A98Xu)

202 Damn. All I have is 62 or 230.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:14 PM (dwk+k)

Wing it.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (ecDRv)

203 Mooch. Mooch will replace her

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (dw7lk)

204 All I have is 62 or 230.

Real men use 158.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (evdj2)

205 My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My
proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because
the opposition it faced early on, you know, the remnants of prior
situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner
whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do
that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major
accomplishment.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Accomplisher at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (TV9BR)

206 This is what happens when you let sturgeons watch old episodes of Monty Python.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:16 PM (JO9+V)

207 203
Mooch. Mooch will replace her

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (dw7lk)

We're gonna need some bigger awards.

Posted by: TSU Law School Dean, Dannye Holley at June 03, 2015 04:16 PM (ecDRv)

208 When she can amass more money and more power?
NEVER. Like asking the scorpion not to sting the frog.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (k2QA3)

I think that's it. It's her lust for more power.

Posted by: Titanium at June 03, 2015 04:16 PM (JLKJJ)

209 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon

FINish him!

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 04:17 PM (3ZtZW)

210 Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Accomplisher at June 03, 2015 04:15 PM (TV9BR)


That's amazing!

Posted by: Miss Teen "Maps" South Carolina at June 03, 2015 04:17 PM (JO9+V)

211 >>>>Time for her to hang 'em up.

Also, I think she's tolerated Bill decades precisely because she could ride his coattails to the presidency. If she doesn't run and win then her Faustian bargain will be for nothing.
But I'm cynical.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:17 PM (k2QA3)

212 My fist in your face will be my interview.

Posted by: Hillary Badass at June 03, 2015 04:17 PM (W5DcG)

213
What kind of spraying rig do you use to get full coverage?

Oh it's strictly hands-on application, but the scaffolding, as you might imagine, is rather elaborate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (JtwS4)

214 Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:13 PM (lIU4e)


Actually I think "collision with fish" is in there.

Struck By Orca has some cool posters and cards that should be mocking it but are real ICDs.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (U8W/7)

215 "Damn. All I have is 62 or 230."


Mosin Bits in 148.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (VPLuQ)

216 Wing it.



#7 & 1/2?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (dwk+k)

217 Big ass Hurricane "Blanco" to hit Baja. After that, don't see how it misses TX and OK.

No link, so I ran a search. This was the result:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathleen_Blanco

Posted by: Bill C. at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (ZbV+0)

218 "Clinton will be the first recipient of this award because of her work in government"

---

Hahahahaha! Oh, she was a great boss, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at June 03, 2015 04:19 PM (VAsIq)

219 ‘Tone-deaf’ Clinton campaign throws kids off playground http://is.gd/peSfsP

Hillary Clinton’s campaign didn’t pick the best time to stage a major campaign rally at Four Freedoms Park on Roosevelt Island later this month.

According to the park’s website, a specially planned event for tots called Imagination Playground — which features unique blue building blocks — has been canceled to accommodate the Democratic front-runner for president.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:19 PM (evdj2)

220 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon

SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 04:19 PM (3ZtZW)

221
A sturgeon knocked out my seester.


But she got better.

Posted by: eleven at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (IPzoI)

222 >>After that, don't see how it misses TX and OK.

You're worried about OK getting hit by a hurricane????

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (lIU4e)

223 OK I gotta go pick my kid up

Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)

224 I have a fully loaded unopened can of diet coke and I'm not afraid to use it

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (dw7lk)

225 If you like your sturgeon, you can keep your sturgeon.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (wAQA5)

226 Big ass Hurricane "Blanco" to hit Baja.

I'm pretty sure this is RAYCISS somehow.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 04:21 PM (ZKzrr)

227 A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon

***
Bastard was just trying to get to his tonsils...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 04:21 PM (eOpVe)

228 Off serial rapist sock!

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2015 04:21 PM (ZbV+0)

229 Link for Hurricane Blanca. (not Blanco - sorry)

http://tinyurl.com/pl5ud2u

It's from TWC so the forecast is most likely wrong anyway.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:21 PM (nqiq9)

230 "Getting knocked with a sturgeon" is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 03, 2015 04:21 PM (TV9BR)

231 Shoulda just used specially designed parachute.

Or an alligator.

Posted by: Ace Rimmer at June 03, 2015 04:22 PM (ZKzrr)

232 Geesh, I'm so glad I missed the abortion thread below. I can't read awful stuff like that anymore.

Another thing facists like doing is giving each other awards. All of them have so many awards that they never deserved

Posted by: L, Elle at June 03, 2015 04:22 PM (sUwfN)

233 Did Jeb recommend her for the award?

When does she get the leg lamp?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:23 PM (dw7lk)

234 Coming up next: Hurricane Whitey takes aim at Mexico...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 04:23 PM (YFFpo)

235 That's another thing fascists like to do -- making words mean the exact opposite of what they previously meant.


So, is a Classical Liberal like Ace accusing a Progressive Conservopoputariommunist like Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham of changing the "meaning" of "words"?

A "Fascist" is a little Italian guy with a black shirt who supports corporatism (unified collaboration between government, corporations and unions). It ain't no way 'bout changing the meanin' of words!

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 04:23 PM (jBuUi)

236 I was going to ask how much this cost Hillbag but remembered that these 'organizations' willingly bow for free. Just like Billy Jeff recieving the 'Father of the Year' award from whatever backwards swamp gave that to him.

May I forget that ye were my countrymen...

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2015 04:23 PM (ZFPMM)

237 It ain't no way 'bout changing the meanin' of words!

It ain't about, it's something they do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (evdj2)

238 Another thing facists like doing is giving each other awards. All of them have so many awards that they never deserved



Like some banana republic dictator.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (dwk+k)

239 Just like Billy Jeff recieving the 'Father of the Year' award from whatever backwards swamp gave that to him.

----

It wasn't me!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (VAsIq)

240
Big ass Hurricane "Blanco" to hit Baja.
.................................
Racist bully of a storm.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (wAQA5)

241 Why does the so called leadership class always give one another awards. Its an epidemic, an illness.

All part of the propaganda effort, I suppose.

Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (hKyl0)

242 Pretty sure there are morons here, and especially on the ONT, who would love to make it rain on "Big Ass Blanca"

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:24 PM (dw7lk)

243 You're worried about OK getting hit by a hurricane????
Posted by: Lea
----------------

Remnants, sure. Worst damage we've had in western NC in probably 50 years were a result of hurricane Ivan in 2004. Bad, bad flooding. Here's the track: http://tinyurl.com/oymlq9n

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (F2IAQ)

244 What's a facist? I can't type today.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (sUwfN)

245
One of Hillary's greatest accomplishments was her rapid recovery from wounds she suffered on the tarmac in Kosovo. After the sniping began, Hillary led her security running for cover, and when the lead agent fell, Hillary assisted the agent to his feet to continue the flight to safety.

During this event, Hillary suffered a few wounds, and was provided emergency medical care by the Secret Service. This was a significant accomplishment and should be recognized by the America people as such.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (P330y)

246 Bandersnatch

A scaffold for our daintiest of queens?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (S+el1)

247 Oh it's strictly hands-on application, but the scaffolding, as you might imagine, is rather elaborate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Lord Guardian, Protector, and Moisturizer to The Rack at June 03, 2015 04:18 PM (JtwS4)

Must be like painting the Golden Gate Bridge. As soon as you complete the task it is time to start all over again.

Posted by: Miss Teen at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (JO9+V)

248 Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 04:19 PM (evdj2)

That was awfully presumptuous of those kids, thinking that they could use a park to play in when Hillary! had to announce that eventually she would announce her candidacy for president. I say all of their toys should be taken away from the ungrateful guttersnipes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

249 You're worried about OK getting hit by a hurricane????

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:20 PM (lIU4e)

Well, the remnants thereof. Maybe not the wind but the rainfall could be a problem.

Hurricane Ike (200 came up thru TX and was still at tropical storm strength when it passed over OHIO. And we're a lot further from the oceans than OK.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:26 PM (nqiq9)

250 Another thing facists like doing is giving each other awards. All of them have so many awards that they never deserved


-------

The guys get shirts!

Posted by: Paul Anka at June 03, 2015 04:26 PM (VAsIq)

251 And we're a lot further from the oceans than OK.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft

"farther"

Posted by: Pedantic Asshat Grammarian Nazi Jerk at June 03, 2015 04:27 PM (VAsIq)

252 We just had a "not" hurricane that dumped 12 inches in 8 hours. So yeah, worried.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:27 PM (dw7lk)

253 Apropos of nothing and the earlier thread, I just started reading the original script for Interstellar and, *shocker*, Murphy was a boy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) reposts, For Great Justice at June 03, 2015 04:27 PM (evdj2)

254 ............................
What's she need with so much cash? ...... She needs the money for bionic body parts to keep herself alive forever!

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
=============
Have you seen those price increases for the blood of virgins? And they say there's no inflation.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (02oLK)

255 "24
Hillary's unwillingness to take any reporter questions is very suspicious.



It appears that her flunkies are trying to hide more than just her
crappy personality. Could it be that they are trying to hide the fact
that she suffers from cognitive defects (e.g., short term memory loss,
impaired reasoning skills, etc.) due to that rumored stroke of a few
years back (after which she was wearing those special glasses)?



Hillary herself, in one of those SOS e-mails that were recently
released, made a reference to "my poor cracked head." Perhaps Hillary's
flunkies realize that she just can't handle a bunch of reporter
questions (even though most of them would be fluff) without getting
flustered and looking confused on camera, and that would be death to her
floundering campaign.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 03:45 PM (o8Gus)"

So what you are saying is that Democrats could ditch Hillary! with all her baggage and run Gabby Gifford instead and they would have just as smart and articulate a candidate but with a less odious spouse who has never, as far as we know, been to Pedo Island?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (QHgTq)

256 "farther"

Posted by: Pedantic Asshat Grammarian Nazi Jerk at June 03, 2015 04:27 PM (VAsIq)

*I* am your farther.

Posted by: Pedantic Asshat's Grammarian Nazi Jerk Farther at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (ecDRv)

257 We just had a "not" hurricane that dumped 12 inches...

---

Pfft.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (VAsIq)

258 President Peace Prize. I think Hitlery won a Grammy too for her audio of I Take Your Village and she's fcking tone deaf.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 03, 2015 04:29 PM (sUwfN)

259 Link for Hurricane Blanca. (not Blanco - sorry)



http://tinyurl.com/pl5ud2u
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Hmm, seems to me there's a lot of land between TX/OK and that storm. Which tends to be detrimental to hurricanes.

Gonna suck a lot for trainriding dreamers, though.

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2015 04:29 PM (ZbV+0)

260 Mosby wants Freddie Gray's autops report sealed. What on earth is she trying to hide?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 04:30 PM (iQIUe)

261 Well, the remnants thereof. Maybe not the wind but the rainfall could be a problem.

Hurricane Ike (200 came up thru TX and was still at tropical storm strength when it passed over OHIO. And we're a lot further from the oceans than OK.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:26 PM (nqiq9)

I mean, it rained in Arkansas after Katrina, but I wouldn't put that super high on my list of things to worry about.

Texas, sure. Mostly because of the flooding they are already having, though.

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:30 PM (lIU4e)

262 Hillary to bill "You kiss the asians and the blacks and I will kiss the mexicans and jews and we will win the white house as often as we choose!

Posted by: captain*arizona at June 03, 2015 04:30 PM (NeMng)

263 So much did TSU pay HRC to accept the award?

Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2015 04:31 PM (Fbt5B)

264 Madame Scankles - Do you even know when you're lying anymore?

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 04:31 PM (DL2i+)

265 Based on wardrobe she's been moving from Fascism to Maoism for a long time.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 04:32 PM (DL2i+)

266 great. the occasional resident race baiter is here.

Shut up

Posted by: L, Elle at June 03, 2015 04:32 PM (sUwfN)

267 How many legs does Hillary have? I'm guessing four.

Posted by: Napolean the Pig at June 03, 2015 04:32 PM (LISuA)

268 It would be most fortunate if that hurricane passed over southern California. Might ease some of their water worries. And a mudslide might take out a few celebrities for a bonus.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:33 PM (hLRSq)

269 How many legs does Hillary have? I'm guessing four.

Posted by: Napolean the Pig

Are you remembering my tennis-balled walker?

Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (VAsIq)

270 Blanco is on the pacific apparently. Looks like Cali and parts of the southwest are more likely to get something than TX/OK.

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (lIU4e)

271 Pretty sure there are morons here, and especially on the ONT, who would love to make it rain on "Big Ass Blanca"

Obligatory video link:
http://tinyurl.com/pq8zfwc

Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (ZbV+0)

272 I just showed up because I have a overwhelming desire to discuss my small dick.

Posted by: Cpt AZ at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (sQzB6)

273 >>Mosby wants Freddie Gray's autops report sealed. What on earth is she trying to hide?

Pre-existing condition related to his lead poisoning as a child that may have made the spine injury happen more easily?

Massive drugs in his system?


Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (k2QA3)

274 I wonder which variation of black-accent she will effect during this speech.

Will it be the "I ain nowaaaays tirrrd" or a more sassy version "Sup bitches!"

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (ZFPMM)

275 Campus Events
Today: Puppet Show & Hillary Clinton Award Ceremony

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:35 PM (hLRSq)

276 Nice ISI outlines how to move a nuke to the US.

http://tinyurl.com/nns8ta5

Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 04:35 PM (S+el1)

277 Are you not surprised?

Harken back to Hillary's interview with Barbara Walters--the first interview after Benghazi--there will be no questions, only stagings.

The New Dictatorship will be televised..

Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 04:35 PM (RJMhd)

278 I wonder which variation of black-accent she will effect during this speech.

Will it be the "I ain nowaaaays tirrrd" or a more sassy version "Sup bitches!"


Posted by: Cheri

I'm just going to sip sullenly from a brown-bagged 40.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 03, 2015 04:36 PM (VAsIq)

279 Freddie gray autopsy supressed?


Perhaps he was high on drugs. Something that might make him behave violently and irrationally

Like crystal meth or bath salts

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:36 PM (dw7lk)

280 Ma Clinton still thinking that she can quietly back into the White House without anybody really noticing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 04:36 PM (LA7Cm)

281 The Libs eat another of their own:

Drake Bell dares to criticize Brucella and angers the outrage mob:

http://tinyurl.com/p3ev9tf

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:37 PM (nqiq9)

282 Ma Clinton still thinking that she can quietly back into the White House without anybody really noticing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

But that automatic beeping noise keeps alarming people.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 04:38 PM (VAsIq)

283 How many legs does Hillary have? I'm guessing four.Posted by: Napolean the Pig.............................................Not impressed.

Posted by: eight-legged Chinese chicken at June 03, 2015 04:39 PM (wAQA5)

284

Would you take questions if you were her?

If you don't talk, you didn't say anything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 04:39 PM (qCMvj)

285 She is hiding his drug use

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:39 PM (dw7lk)

286 282 Ma Clinton still thinking that she can quietly back into the White House without anybody really noticing. Posted by: Ricardo Kill

She's cheeky that way.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 04:39 PM (nqiq9)

287 Truly bizarre as the pressholes just take it. Over and over and over...

Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 03, 2015 04:39 PM (g1MTt)

288 If you could ask any question at all to the Clintons during this campaign season, what would it be?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at June 03, 2015 04:40 PM (LISuA)

289 When I go retard, I always make sure I go FULL RETARD and talk about my hatred of Jews.

Stay Stupid, My Friends.

Posted by: Kapitan*Arizona at June 03, 2015 04:40 PM (uHFrd)

290
Drake Bell dares to criticize Brucella and angers the outrage mob:
...........................
Must have called him a him?

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:41 PM (wAQA5)

291 If you could ask any question at all to the Clintons during this campaign season, what would it be?
Posted by: Jeffrey
---------------

"Why aren't you in prison?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 04:41 PM (F2IAQ)

292 We just had a "not" hurricane that dumped 12 inches...



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Pfft.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (VAsIq)

---
Excuse me, grandpa. Weren't you put out to pasture like ages ago?

Posted by: Danny D at June 03, 2015 04:41 PM (JO9+V)

293 If you could ask any question at all to the Clintons during this campaign season, what would it be?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at June 03, 2015 04:40 PM (LISuA)


Why are you doing this?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:41 PM (hLRSq)

294 Wow. Drake Bell. Someone else I've never heard of

Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 04:42 PM (YFFpo)

295 Must have called him a him?
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:41 PM (wAQA5)

Worse! He called him/her 'Bruce'.

It was clearly meant to be one of those snarky call back things, 'call me caytlyn'/'nope'

Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 04:42 PM (lIU4e)

296 Was that an ad I just clicked on? Nintendo Direct?

Ace you clever . . . sentient being.

Posted by: Gleeland Ostramundie at June 03, 2015 04:42 PM (1QUkh)

297 Excuse me, grandpa. Weren't you put out to pasture like ages ago?


Posted by: Danny D

*Clubs impertinent youngster half to death with his dick*

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 03, 2015 04:42 PM (VAsIq)

298 Sidebar: not a lot of oral going on in space apparently with those huge bubble helmets.

Posted by: NCKate at June 03, 2015 04:43 PM (wvj3h)

299 OK, so I'm looking at Barbara Jordan's wiki page, and other than getting elected to office, I'm not seeing much, if any, actual accomplishments. Am I missing something?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 03, 2015 04:43 PM (I8YZX)

300 Next year the JFK Library will give her one of those "Profiles In Courage Awards."

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 03, 2015 04:43 PM (jfUIE)

301 Based on wardrobe she's been moving from Fascism to Maoism for a long time.
Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 04:32 PM (DL2i+)


You misspelled mooism.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 04:43 PM (JO9+V)

302 First black lady ish ness

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:44 PM (dw7lk)

303 >>OK, so I'm looking at Barbara Jordan's wiki page,
and other than getting elected to office, I'm not seeing much, if any,
actual accomplishments. Am I missing something?


Posted by: OregonMuse

Nope

Posted by: Aviator at June 03, 2015 04:44 PM (sQzB6)

304 Massive drugs in his system?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 04:34 PM (k2QA3)

Did any of these people not have drugs in their system?

Posted by: Lea - Call me Haven Monahan at June 03, 2015 04:45 PM (lIU4e)

305 If you could ask any question at all to the Clintons during this campaign season, what would it be?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein

I yield my time to the families of Ambassador Stevens and the others who died in Libya.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 04:45 PM (VAsIq)

306 I would love to see Fiorina keep showing up wherever Clinton goes and conduct her own press conference outside. At some point Hillary has got to react and then Fiorina will pounce.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (ZFPMM)

307 You misspelled mooism.


Posted by: Count de Monet

I'm flattered.

Posted by: Senor Moo Moo at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (VAsIq)

308 "Hillary Rodham Clinton will receive the Barbara Jordan Public-Private Leadership Award from Texas Southern University's School of Public Affairs and School of Law on Thursday. Clinton will be the first recipient of this award because of her work in government and dedication to human rights activism"

Clintonworld appear to be seriously concerned about shoring up Hillary's standing among blacks. This just-now-made-up award being the most recent example.

As predicted, Hillary has a big problem primarywise.

She's got to line up black primary voters. She also has to somehow distance herself from the Obama administration, which is increasingly unpopular with everyone BUT black voters.

So: no talk about her State Department years, or about the Obama administration in general, and no forward policy specifics which might draw comparisons to past Obama policies. Just more vague gauziness, but black-flavored vague gauziness like accepting just-now-made-up awards from black schools.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (noWW6)

309 *Clubs impertinent youngster half to death with his dick*

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 03, 2015 04:42 PM (VAsIq)


You're lucky you could dig it out from under all that blubber. The girlys today like 'em long and lean. Like me.

Posted by: Danny D at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (JO9+V)

310 Shiela Jackson Lee tries to copy Jordans distinctive speaking style

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (dw7lk)

311
If you could ask any question at all to the Clintons during this campaign season, what would it be?
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein
..........................................
Will you show where the bodies are?

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (wAQA5)

312 299
OK, so I'm looking at Barbara Jordan's wiki page, and other than getting
elected to office, I'm not seeing much, if any, actual accomplishments.
Am I missing something?


Posted by: OregonMuse at June 03, 2015 04:43 PM (I8YZX)

All I noticed is that she might have been gay.Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 03, 2015 04:48 PM (dmepw)

313 You're lucky you could dig it out from under all that blubber. The girlys today like 'em long and lean. Like me.


Posted by: Danny D

*Sobs gently in pillows made of money and solidified jizz but mostly jizz*

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 03, 2015 04:48 PM (VAsIq)

314 "What the fuck is a 'Texas Southern University' and does it receive any government funding?"

Houston's black university. They are the west side bookend to the giant Planned Parenthood location on the east side of University of Houston.

And yes, they get tons of tax dollars. Thurgood Marshall College of Law. lots and lots of money

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 03, 2015 04:48 PM (RusNE)

315 Will you show where the bodies are?

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM (wAQA5)


"Sure, right this way," Hillary cackles. "Through that door, down into the basement."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 04:48 PM (hLRSq)

316 Has anybody seen Hillary(!) outside when it rains?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 04:49 PM (VAsIq)

317 >>Mosby wants Freddie Gray's autops report sealed. What on earth is she trying to hide?
___________

Some genetic abnormality in his spine that made him more susceptible to the type of injury he sustained?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 04:49 PM (o8Gus)

318 "Sure, right this way," Hillary cackles. "Through that door, down into the basement."
Posted by: Mikey
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..., don't trip over those trashed servers down there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2015 04:50 PM (F2IAQ)

319 "96
42 And accoding to the news this morning her campaign is tanking faster
than an Abrahms dropped from the sky. This despite all the spin the MFM
can pull.





Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 03:49 PM (GpgJl)



Bad metaphor. If I've learned nothing from Bradley Cooper, its that
tanks dropped from the sky can kinda fly if you point the muzzle towards
the ground and fire the cannon repeatedly. I love it when a plan comes
together. And Mr. Cooper's abs.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 03, 2015 03:57 PM (t06LC)"

Did anybody say flying tank?

http://tinyurl.com/pgyfzf4


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 03, 2015 04:50 PM (QHgTq)

320 Or the fact that the examiner could not call it homicide

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at June 03, 2015 04:50 PM (dw7lk)

321 Guy's come get nood with me.

Posted by: Bruce Jennerfer at June 03, 2015 04:51 PM (ecDRv)

322
>>Mosby wants Freddie Gray's autops report sealed. What on earth is she trying to hide?
.....................................
Her incompetence?

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2015 04:52 PM (wAQA5)

323 Will you show where the bodies are?


They are NOT down in the cellar where my brother, "Teddy Roosevelt" Brewster has been digging locks for the Panama Canal. Nor in the window seat.

Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at June 03, 2015 04:52 PM (JO9+V)

324 So what you are saying is that Democrats could ditch Hillary! with all her baggage and run Gabby Gifford instead and they would have just as smart and articulate a candidate but with a less odious spouse who has never, as far as we know, been to Pedo Island?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 03, 2015 04:28 PM (QHgTq)
____________________

Nope. I live in Giffords' (former) district, and believe me her husband is quite odious -- and it would not surprise me at all to learn that he was a perv too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 04:53 PM (o8Gus)

325 nood

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 04:53 PM (dwk+k)

326 Barbara Jordan gave my sister's high school commencement speech in 1974. She was a rock ribbed conservative democrat that would be completely isolated from today's democrat party.

Her speeches against illegal immigration would make you swoon for more. She railed on personal responsibility. Blacks today would not give her the time of day. Condi Rice without the polish or fluff. She was a no BS Texas rep that died of her illness. MS I think.

Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2015 04:53 PM (RusNE)

327 281 The Libs eat another of their own:

Drake Bell dares to criticize Brucella and angers the outrage mob:

http://tinyurl.com/p3ev9tf
Posted by: 1bulwetweft


This is what I don't understand. This exact process happens every week. Will someone explain it to me?

- Some news event occurs. The Left immediately cements their "frame" of the narrative.

- However, not everyone is leftist. A substantial portion of the country thinks and expresses basically the opposite frame of the leftist frame.

- Then, some marginal person on the fringes of leftism casts aspersions on the leftist frame, and suddenly the entire Shamestorm Punishment is meted out to this person.

- However, the other 50 million people who expressed the same opinion, or worse, are roundly ignored.

Why?

In this case:

- Jenner comes out as a tranny.
- The Left declares this to be fabulous.
- 75% of the rest of the country thinks it is either mockable or hilarious or repulsive or some combination of the three. Avalanches of anti-Jenner tweets and posts drown the Internet.
- Minor celebrity mildly steps out of leftist lockstep, gently mocks Jenner.
- Minor Celebrity gets destroyed by the Leftists.
- Everyone else who said stuff a zillion times more negative than the minor celebrity never get attacked at all.

What is going on? Is the Left simply unaware that anyone disagrees with them? Or are they trying to scare the nation by putting a head on a spike? What?

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 04:54 PM (jBuUi)

328 Where were you in the chain of command during the night of September 11, 2012?

Mark Thompson testified to the fact that FEST was not scrambled that night, did you approve of that decision or did you oppose it?

Glen Doherty had to commandeer a plane from Tripoli to Benghazi, do you regret that your State Department refused Ambassador Stevens request for a DC -9?

Do you know how long Woods and his team that rescued your employees from the Consulate lasted before Glen Doherty arrived?

Knowing how long they held on, what do you think of Mark Thompson's opinion that night on Sept. 11th when he recommended that FEST be scrambled--due to the theory of "the tyranny of distance "?

Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 04:55 PM (RJMhd)

329 You're lucky you could dig it out from under all that blubber.
Posted by: Danny D at June 03, 2015 04:46 PM


"Kissin' don't last, Cookin' do"
Swedish Proverb

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 04:57 PM (eOpVe)

330
Is the Left simply unaware that anyone disagrees with them? Or are they trying to scare the nation by putting a head on a spike? What?

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 04:54 PM (jBuUi)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 03, 2015 05:01 PM (I8YZX)

331 What is going on? Is the Left simply unaware that anyone disagrees with them? Or are they trying to scare the nation by putting a head on a spike? What? Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2015 04:54 PM (jBuUi)

Examples. Showing their goose-stepping moron Leftard minions the "correct" response, and showing the rest of us what to expect in the arena of public opinion if we disagree.

It's all about behavior control.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 05:01 PM (nqiq9)

332 >>> A Florida teenager was knocked unconscious by a sturgeon jumping from the Suwannee River, wildlife authorities say.
___________________

A guy in Hawaii was killed a few days ago when a swordfish stabbed him in the chest.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 05:05 PM (o8Gus)

333 Where's my Nobel Peace Prize? I'd like one of those as well, please.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2015 05:17 PM (F1Z8f)

334 Hitlery is done. And her internal polls tell her that.

She will rake in all the cash she can before she drops out the primaries early.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 05:19 PM (fKiIP)

335
Oh, noooo! Not Big Sis!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 03, 2015 05:21 PM (1hM1d)

336 @327 zombie

"Is the Left simply unaware that anyone disagrees with them?"

If you acknowledge your oppenets, you are then forced to deal with the threat. For cowards it easier to ignore, ridicule and change the subject. Pure bunker mentality.

Ignore the sound of advancing soviet artillery at your own risk.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 03, 2015 05:26 PM (fKiIP)

337 I'm beginning to think Hillary Clinton is evasive and controlling.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 05:28 PM (1CroS)

338 I'm also beginning to think TSU Law School lacks the ethics and skillset of Lionel Hutz.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2015 05:31 PM (1CroS)

339 I wanna see her start wearing one of those South American General's uniforms with like 15 rows of medals.
She could totes pull it off and the Media support op-ed pieces would be pure art.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 03, 2015 05:36 PM (NHtMs)

340 Clinton's `campaign` is taking on the aura of a per-coronaton procession. "Don't ask any questions please, White Hall has always been draped in chartreuse for such events." "Stand aside, the heir apparent is approaching." "Billy Bob always ascends the dais first, tradition you know."

In the meantime I keep asking the question -- when will the fraud or RICO charges be forthcoming? Mafia Dons are spinning in their graves right now.

Posted by: JohnMc at June 03, 2015 05:46 PM (ZVUS/)

341
Undoubtably not first to ask this, but WHAT CONTRIBUTIONS?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 03, 2015 05:50 PM (VLTL9)

342 Probably said somewhere there in the comments but how much is TSU donating to the Clinton Foundation to reward her Highness?

Posted by: Arcadehero at June 03, 2015 05:55 PM (27BfC)

343 Barbara Jordan was a lesbian. Hillary is a lesbian, therefore she wins the Barbara Jordan Public/Private Leadership Award. Duh!

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at June 03, 2015 06:02 PM (nbGZj)

344 Repeat after me: VA-GI-NA

It's all you need

Posted by: El Rotundo Maximo at June 03, 2015 08:39 PM (OmBeX)

345 She's toast. Horrible fat ugly nasty lying conniving toast.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 03, 2015 09:01 PM (QdAXQ)

346 I wonder how many zeroes after the dollar sign are in that "award" for the "charity".

Posted by: mikey at June 04, 2015 05:34 AM (HAWZY)

347 It's Okay Hillary, the communist media loves you.

Posted by: burt at June 04, 2015 06:07 PM (ls8AU)

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