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Gentle Teen and Scholar in Boston Gunned Down by FBI For Doing Nothing Except Showing Cops His Nice Shiny Knife
His brother said he only wanted to terrorize people -- with love.
Police: Man shot dead lunged at police officer, FBI agent Jun 3, 6:43 AM (ET) By DENISE LAVOIEI don't want to prejudge things before we have all the facts but the brother is obviously a disinterested neutral third party and should be believed as to all things. Also, we should burn down some CVSes, because $20 for a pack of 5 razors? Fuck you.
BOSTON (AP) — Police said they have video showing a man who was under 24-hour surveillance by terrorism investigators lunging with a knife at a Boston police officer and an FBI agent before he was shot and killed -- an account his brother has disputed.
In between his duties as a National Merit Finalist, maybe.
A law enforcement official with knowledge of the investigation said Usaama Rahim had been making threats against law enforcement.
... Police Commissioner William Evans said members of the Joint Terrorism Task Force approached Rahim in the city's Roslindale neighborhood Tuesday morning to question him about "terrorist-related information" when he went at officers with a large military-style knife.Below, a picture of the "military-style knife:"
Evans said officers repeatedly ordered Rahim to drop the knife but he continued to move toward them with it. He said task force members fired their guns, hitting Rahim once in the torso and once in the abdomen. Rahim, 26, was taken to a hospital but died.We need some space to destroy. Because, seriously? $5 a razor cartridge? And they don't last more than one shave.
Late Tuesday, the FBI arrested a man in connection with the case. Christina DiIorio-Sterling, a spokeswoman for U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz, said David Wright was taken into custody at his home in suburban Everett. She said Wright will face federal charges and is expected to appear in court Wednesday. ... Evans said the officers didn't have their guns drawn when they approached Rahim. He said the video shows Rahim "coming at officers" while they were backing away. That description differs from one given by Rahim's brother Ibrahim Rahim, who posted on Facebook that his youngest brother was killed while waiting at a bus stop to go to his job.His job was sawing random people's heads off. He was so excited to get started. He had a bright future in street decapitations.
"He was confronted by three Boston Police officers and subsequently shot in the back three times," he wrote. "He was on his cellphone with my dear father during the confrontation needing a witness." Ibrahim Rahim, a former assistant imam at a Boston mosque, could not be reached for more comment Tuesday.There you go, a church-goin' man. Like Al Sharpton. We ought to believe him implicitly. Update: All This And a Social #Hacktivist Too? The gentleman scholar just waned to protest some police officers' throats.
#FoxNews #Breaking Fox confirms: terrorists in Boston were plotting to kill officers and behead them.
— martha maccallum (@marthamaccallum) June 3, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beth M at June 03, 2015 11:36 AM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 11:37 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: brak at June 03, 2015 11:38 AM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Beth M at June 03, 2015 11:38 AM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (w4say)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (vFmT2)
Posted by: Y-not at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (RWGcK)
Obviously another example of the incompetence of the FBI and local law enforcement and proof that we need to restrict the ability of the US to conduct surveillance on US citizens suspected of terrorist activities.
RAND PAUL 2016!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (OiH3z)
Does that mean they're gunning for me too?
And what the hell is a military style knife?
Versus a civilian style knife?
Camo? tats? Thing that goes up?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 11:39 AM (GpgJl)
We made it to the moon and back, with equipment designed with a military style knife.
Go us!
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 11:40 AM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 03, 2015 11:40 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: word from the hood at June 03, 2015 11:40 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 11:41 AM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 11:37 AM (W5DcG)
He just got a job with that nice man on the corner.good pay too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:41 AM (zRby/)
Rahim, who posted on Facebook that his youngest brother was killed while
waiting at a bus stop to go to his job....."He was on his cellphone with my dear father during the confrontation needing a witness."
Sounds plausible. /s
CAIR and Palestinian activists joining in the Ferguson protests and Black Lives Matter movement is really starting to make sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 11:41 AM (CULCA)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (CULCA)
That's your real #whiteprivilege there.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (HSZxY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Dude at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (SyKbw)
----
One that goes *on* the evil bayonet lug on an evil black assault rife way out in front of the thingy that goes up.
Duh.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Leftard mixing the narratives at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (CULCA)
Posted by: Warthog at June 03, 2015 11:42 AM (WDySP)
Usaama was a good boy who loved his family and America. He only wanted to axe the cops a question about why they were following him when they became very mad and shot him for being a Muslim.
Death to America!
Posted by: Usaama' Mamma at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (P330y)
Usaama Rahim. Let me guess: one of those immigrants doing the terror training that Americans won't do?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 11:41 AM (o8Gus)
Actually he was a home grown black muzzie convert.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: fly gal at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (+OHMN)
Hmmmm, this is starting to sound familiar.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: Leftard mixing the narratives at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
You mean the FBI framed this innocent man by planting a knife on his dead body?
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (PM0UI)
/sarc
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (eytER)
How could he be on the cell phone when he had both hands in the air at the time of the shooting (shot in the back, multiple times, of course -- because isn't that always the way the police kill innocent suspects?)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (oVJmc)
I predict CAIR's whining will fall on deaf ears. Finally. Good riddance to the little stinky turd.
Posted by: Tamarind Tsarnaev at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (F1Z8f)
----
Wait.... Zombie Michael Brown is in Boston and is now a Muslim??? im confused.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lauren at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (Bn6aD)
Don't be going to Boston.
They're looking for people like you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 03, 2015 11:45 AM (HSZxY)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 11:45 AM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:45 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hussein Obama at June 03, 2015 11:45 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 11:45 AM (PM0UI)
Cheaper than that. Even 100 Feathers won't run you $20.
Posted by: The Dude at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
A shank in the chest is worth two in the poot.
Posted by: Wise Sayings from the Old Country at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Leftard mixing the narratives at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (zRby/)
Collectors of fine cutlery?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Talkin' Taqyia2Me aka DNC/MSM at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (gBShP)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (PM0UI)
Posted by: Cheetos and Weed Libertarian at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
Not much longer.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
ISWYDT
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (/Ho8c)
Hmmmm, this is starting to sound familiar.
Posted by: pep at June 03, 2015 11:43 AM (GMG6W)
....and his last words were: "I can't breathe."
Comedeeeee Tonight!
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Al the Shark Sharkton at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (qCMvj)
I can see the John Laws point on this beheading stuff without Hewseins Tax Funded Research
Posted by: Coral Reefer at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (/WmRg)
Which the local news conveniently omitted from their "24HOUREYEBALLNEWS!!!WE DON'T KNOW SHIT, BUT WE WERE FIRST ON THE SCENE!!1!!! FILM AT 111!!!" breathless broadcasts.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 03, 2015 11:48 AM (0HooB)
Maybe if he stopped fooling around, and starting doing proper rehab, he could get back in the lineup. Lord knows the Mets need him.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (TOk1P)
The hell wif dat. Twelve dollas fo a pack of NEWPOTES?
That be robbery.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (7ObY1)
Comedeeeee Tonight!
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 11:47 AM
Don't cross the memes. It could be bad.
Posted by: Egon at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (VAsIq)
Also, we should burn down some CVSes, because $20 for a pack of 5 razors? Fuck you.
Damn straight. I have pretty much a Don Draper beard and a blade lasts me three shaves, four if I don't mind looking like a hobo (which is of course dangerous in these parts) so it's $1.50ish per shave.
Which is just not fair. In fact, it's discriminatory against my northern European Neanderthal heritage. I want reparations.
No free Gillette razors, no peace.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (U8W/7)
Will there be space for the protesters to exercise their free speech rights in a peaceful manner? Will CVS burn?
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (PM0UI)
Posted by: Mick Dundee at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (OiH3z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (qCMvj)
Riiiiiight. Suuuuuure.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Reason at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Conservative in the Bluegrass State at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (Xg82m)
One of the worshippers stated on the local snewz that this is just another example of white cops shooting down innocent blacks/muzzies in the streets.
Posted by: Hank at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (mb+j8)
I boosted the CVS in Balltimo and got some baby wipes, Tampoons, and a couple of Snickers. It was a good score.
Posted by: Tamika the Ho at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (oVJmc)
Dollar Shave Club. Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (dwk+k)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (iA/+T)
Well, to be fair, it's hard to breathe with a sucking chest wound...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Somebody Always Asks at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (HstNY)
I have a 5 o'clock shadow by lunchtime.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (VuWve)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Media at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (lIU4e)
And the similarity to a certain other shooting suspect's alleged last words is merely coincidence?
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: ISIS Beard Police at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (GgxVX)
I can't quite place where I've heard a similar sounding name before.
Was he named after a general in the civil war?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (nmqrH)
Posted by: Egon at June 03, 2015 11:49 AM (h4vJk)
Evidently, he went there:
http://tinyurl.com/nna6yhe
I laughed so hard, I was gagging.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (mmlFU)
he was just rooting for his hockey team to win the finals...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (qCMvj)
Background checks and knife locks.
Computer in the handle so only the registered user can knife anyone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: Rock My World Rapper at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (7ObY1)
I have a 5 o'clock shadow by lunchtime.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:51 AM (7ObY1)
All the men in my family have beards (and look like ZZ-Top wannabees). It's just cheaper to shave it off when it reaches kneecap level and start over again.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Meanwhile, I tried to tell my teenager that he could mow the rest of the lawn tomorrow and he says "No, I don't want to leave the job unfinished."
Why me???
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (6U3DW)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (nmqrH)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (W3hdj)
http://tinyurl.com/bepq2sj
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (DT3rQ)
Not pissed about the razors after all, I guess.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (S+el1)
have they discovered yet if his brother was honored by Obama and consulted with the State Department
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: bananaDream at June 03, 2015 11:54 AM (6U3DW)
Well that settles it, only geeks and Pollacks know RPN.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (4df7R)
/sarc
Posted by: @JohnTant at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (eytER)
You call it sarcasm. We call it our next editorial!
Posted by: The Staff of The Boston Globe at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Reason at June 03, 2015 11:50 AM (XX9+E)
my cat is rofl
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Kirsten Powers at June 03, 2015 11:55 AM (P330y)
Posted by: Mooch at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: donna at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (Bn6aD)
Depending on the kind, they are some of the worst there is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (qCMvj)
Is this similar to what happened in Rotterham?
*shivers*
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (CULCA)
Posted by: Y-not at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (RWGcK)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 11:56 AM (zOTsN)
Which of course is the wrong standard. But you know, smartest group ever.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (U8W/7)
Please come to Boston for the Jihad.
Im staying here with some friends,
and they have lots of bombs.
You can tell of your beheading at the cafe
Where I hope to be bombing soon.
Please come to Boston, he said boy. Please come home to me.
Hey Jihadboy, why wont you settle down
Boston aint your kind of town.
The aint no gold and there isnt nobody like me....
Im the dead goatfucker from Yemen, see.
Posted by: Kenny Chesney at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Hell what the hell does Ace shave -I thought he was an Ewok?
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (RJMhd)
overreach = "Gun has better range than knife"
lack of opportunity = "lost the element of surprise"
Also, moderately unsound tactical reasoning.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (BZAd3)
in the back three times," he wrote. "He was on his cellphone with my
dear father during the confrontation needing a witness."
I don't even know what that means. Needing a witness? What, he called his dad to say, "I'm going to be shot by police, so back me up when they ask you if I was a terrorist. Tell them I'm not, because I'm totes not, okay? The knife is just for show."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (qCMvj)
The Bruins didn't make the playoffs this year. A real terrorist/knife-wielding hockey fan would have known that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 11:52 AM
Did I really need the sarc tag on that?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Lauren at June 03, 2015 11:44 AM (MYCIw)
Cheaper than that. Even 100 Feathers won't run you $20.
Posted by: The Dude at June 03, 2015 11:46 AM (SyKbw)
Religion of beard...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (LA7Cm)
walking around with a huge machete whilst planning to cut off peoples head is pretty good reasonable suspicion
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Khloe Kardashian at June 03, 2015 11:59 AM (P330y)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 11:59 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (zRby/)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
I'll take spending about $35 a year to shave over what cartridge people pay
Posted by: The Dude at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (SyKbw)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 11:58 AM (zRby/)
Can I get an Amen!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: JTB at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (zOTsN)
----
**bows**
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (TOk1P)
heh
(and the Blackhawks? racist! with a racist logo!)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: A Gurka at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (KCxzN)
When I see a naked man chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife I figure he ain't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Posted by: H. Callahan at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (DL2i+)
How does that work?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: halodoc at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (Fzbp3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (A98Xu)
Usamaa just wanted to have a discussion with the cops about the seminal role played by Islam in the creation of the constitution. Right after he decapitated them. A rather one-sided discussion.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Dude at June 03, 2015 12:00 PM (SyKbw)
connect the dots
this wasn't about the cost of razors
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (qCMvj)
Im still skeptical. When I heard "military style knife" I figured he had a Swiss Army Knife in his pocket.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (7gCCJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sub Teacher Keegan Michael Key at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (TOk1P)
And before going to the bus stop, he delivered meals (that he cooked himself) to the homeless , and saved an unconscious puppy by giving it mouth-to-mouth.
Posted by: Marmo at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (QW+AD)
its very large
the same kind of knife used by jihadi john
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2015 12:05 PM (DL2i+)
With his hands up!
Somehow.
Trying to save women's access to gay abortions.
from the evil Haven Monahan
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:05 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Marmo at June 03, 2015 12:05 PM (QW+AD)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:05 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Menino at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (RJMhd)
(and the Blackhawks? racist! with a racist logo!)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:01 PM (qCMvj)
No question, I don't know how they don't get the same treatment as the Redskins.
Now... let's talk about the Lightning. Why Lightning? What's wrong with Darkning?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (TOk1P)
Star Wars fan Izzy Cornthwaite wanted a Darth Vader costume and
lightsaber for her eighth birthday. But, upon exploring the UK Disney
Store's website with her mum, Rebecca, she was devastated to see that
the outfit was listed as a boys' costume. "Her face fell," says
Rebecca. Her eyes "filled with tears and she said 'I can't have it, it
says they're only for boys.'"
But Izzy decided not to take it lying down and, following a quick
chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to
explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled."
Uh, Izzy? Man up, ignore the site's description and just have your mum buy the costume. Talk about a contrived excuse for hysterics.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (CULCA)
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a
man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot
the bastards, that's *my* policy!
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar," you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Marmo at June 03, 2015 12:03 PM (QW+AD)
When I worked for a court reporting firm one of the reporters took down a deposition in which a witness described as her greatest achievement giving a pig mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The court reporter said the lawyer asking the questions could barely talk because she was trying so hard not to laugh.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Carol at June 03, 2015 12:07 PM (sj3Ax)
they just stood there while this poor innocent student was Torso Raped by Bullets.
Torso Raped!!!11!!!!!
*throws molotov cocktail*
Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2015 12:07 PM (0cMkb)
who are we to expect not to be decapitated?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:07 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Harry Seldon, Psychohistorian at June 03, 2015 12:07 PM (k6+Yo)
Dear lord. We're seeing the creation of the next generation of SJW in real time.
Posted by: Lauren at June 03, 2015 12:07 PM (MYCIw)
But Izzy decided not to take it lying down and, following a quick
chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to
explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled."
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (zOTsN)
Does that mean they're gunning for me too?
And what the hell is a military style knife?
Versus a civilian style knife?
Camo? tats? Thing that goes up?
Folding Stock.
Posted by: Paladin at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (LTquJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (oKE6c)
http://tinyurl.com/q5eykza
Now this is a knife
http://tinyurl.com/onemqnq
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (k3w9p)
man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot
the bastards, that's *my* policy! "
Heh
Posted by: H. Callahan at June 03, 2015 12:08 PM (LA7Cm)
He had just gotten a rap contract...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (/4AZU)
Their response of "move to Rotherham" did not sit well with izzy.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (CULCA)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (KlHHA)
Do they have some "come here Jihadist!" beacon?
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (RJMhd)
Yes. It's called the Islamic Society mosque.
http://t.co/CnQ163lpU6
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Carol at June 03, 2015 12:10 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 12:10 PM (LA7Cm)
It's that business seems intent on pleasing everyone, thus pleasing no one.
It's been business who's given away our freedoms and rights for quite a while now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:10 PM (zRby/)
he was just rooting for his hockey team to win the finals...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (qCMvj)
Aren't you supposed to grow beards in November?
Posted by: Lea at June 03, 2015 12:10 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Roy at June 03, 2015 12:10 PM (VndSC)
If you wanna endup smoking, take a trip and fly through Logan.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (XUKZU)
That's all they want to do. What's wrong with that? Where is the harm? It's their culture. The US is made stronger by cultural diversity.
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (PM0UI)
http://t.co/CnQ163lpU6
Wasn't there some funny business in them getting the land to build it - the city owned the property and they somehow managed to purchase it for next to nothing? Like Ground Zero Mosque shenanigans...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (CULCA)
Posted by: Darthina Vader at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (YFFpo)
But Izzy decided not to take it lying down and, following a quick chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled.
Labeling rape... easily the worst kind of rape!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (CULCA)
All clothes will be labeled "Caitlyin" in the Garanimals brand eventually.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:12 PM (oKE6c)
Eh, my wang got burnt off by lava anyway, so...
Posted by: Darthina Vader at June 03, 2015 12:11 PM (0cMkb)
NOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: Darth Vader, just now noticing at June 03, 2015 12:12 PM (RD7QR)
2. Also no FBI agent ever has been found to not been justified in their use of deadly force.
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at June 03, 2015 12:13 PM (HEa5q)
"That was no huge knife in his hand! It was just a sammich!"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 03, 2015 12:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 03, 2015 12:14 PM (ZKzrr)
"That was no huge knife in his hand! It was just a sammich!"
It was a bunch of flowers and milk for baby kittens!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:14 PM (oVJmc)
Started with Harry's myself about nine weeks ago.
So far, very happy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 12:14 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:14 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Marie Harf at June 03, 2015 12:15 PM (7ObY1)
The only shameful thing here is the lousy shot grouping.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2015 12:15 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 03, 2015 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 03, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)
http://is.gd/dUSfmY
Feh.
She doesn't move the Narrative.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (oVJmc)
chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled."
I'm thinking that little Izzy needs a lumberjack shirt and a Subaru a lot more than she needs a Darth Vader outfit.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (noWW6)
and the suspect arrested Tuesday night in Everett had conspired to kill a
police officer, according to two law enforcement officials briefed on
the case.
"We believe the intent was to behead a police officer," one official
said Wednesday morning. "We knew the plot had to be stopped. They were
planning to take action Tuesday."
Just waiting for a bus, chatting with dad.....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (CULCA)
Posted by: Richards Costramund at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (PM0UI)
That the perp was hit twice means the NYPD wasn't involved.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: CAIR at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (GGCsk)
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began
to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Republicans doing
this to Disney Darth Vader costumes?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart.
She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several
minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes
I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young
daughter's voice helped me to get through.
Posted by: Che Che at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (8uhgy)
racists...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (RJMhd)
still using Rubio's old, tossed out razors, hehe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (dwk+k)
Do they have some "come here Jihadist!" beacon?
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:06 PM (RJMhd)
Yes. It's called the Islamic Society mosque.
http://t.co/CnQ163lpU6
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:09 PM
And don't forget our stupidly generous, fraud-riddled welfare policies and general illegal alien friendliness.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (RJMhd)
Weed wacker
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (S+el1)
<<
I mean, stomach and chest? Really Feds? At that range I would expect center mag with a P229.
It had to be a Glock....
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (GGCsk)
Expecting to not be beheaded is a sign of white privilege.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (3iuD/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (VPLuQ)
That NO bystanders were hit means it wasn't the NYPD. Or the LAPD.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:19 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 03, 2015 12:16 PM (noWW6)
What she really needs is a good dose of STFU, but that seems to be in short supply in her household.
Posted by: The Staff of The Boston Globe at June 03, 2015 12:19 PM (zF6Iw)
Dindu
Dono
and their sister..
Dincee
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 12:18 PM (VPLuQ)
-----
They also talked the families neighbor..... Ida Noe
Posted by: fixerupper at June 03, 2015 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 12:20 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ibrahim Rahim at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (zRby/)
http://tinyurl.com/nna6yhe
I laughed so hard, I was gagging.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 03, 2015 11:53 AM (mmlFU)
Good ole Jim.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (qCMvj)
Ugh, that's what's so annoying. Izzy's mom goes off on boys vs. girls toys as they are displayed in stores like there's some store or state mandate that prevents her daughter from selecting cars and other typical boy's toys. Lighten up, a lot of us girls played with cars and legos and toy guns, climbed trees, played little league, and dressed up in typical boy costumes like an astronaut without shame or having it dramatically impact our sexual preferences later in life.
This is all so contrived, as if we're magically back living in the 50's or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (CULCA)
Two different shooters. One went for the lethal triangle, the other went for the screaming-in-agony, dying-from-sepsis triangle.
Can't say as I disagree with either one.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (3iuD/)
....Wait..here come some Policeman...I'll ask them...."
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (hLRSq)
Eh maybe, frankly I bet they used DAO pistols and burst shooting.
Since I have to rebuild my tool box I am either getting Sig P-250s or Glock 17s.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (/4AZU)
Why couldn't the conversation go like this:
Izzy "Mommy, the Darth Vader costume says it's for boys"
Mom "That's because Darth Vader is a boy. It doesn't really matter what it's labeled though. You can still buy it."
Izzy "Ok"
Posted by: Lauren at June 03, 2015 12:22 PM (MYCIw)
>>But Izzy decided not to take it lying down and, following a quick chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled.
Yeah, that never happened.
Does theguardian seriously expect people to believe this is how these stories are going down? That 8 year old girls all over are deciding on their own to challenge company labelling policies?
Notice how boys don't give a shit about this stuff?
Posted by: tugwald at June 03, 2015 12:22 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 12:22 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2015 12:22 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at June 03, 2015 12:22 PM (o+SC1)
LOL!
MWR, Blue Hen
Thanks for the info. I'll have a bitch of a time with the link but enough info to google it.
Looks like they are also investigating someone in Warwick, Rhode Island.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:23 PM (RJMhd)
LAPD shoots down airliners....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:23 PM (/4AZU)
quick chat with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney
to explain her sadness about how the costume was labelled.
And what about the little boy who was crushed when he found out burkas were for girls? Huh? H8ters!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c)
>> Yes. It's called the Islamic Society mosque.
"And don't forget our stupidly generous, fraud-riddled welfare policies and general illegal alien friendliness."
After it came out that the Tsarnaev clan, when they weren't dealing drugs, murdering other drug dealers, shoplifting, and blowing up the Boston Marathon, had consumed an amount of public benefit money so large that Deval Patrick panicked and refused to allow the figure to be released for public scrutiny, Iowahawk responded in his pithy way:
"The Boston bombings were state-sponsored terrorism. The state of Massachusetts."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 03, 2015 12:24 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tugwald at June 03, 2015 12:24 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 03, 2015 12:25 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:26 PM (VcOqI)
Ferguson protests and Black Lives Matter movement is really starting to
make sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 11:41
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS ^
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 03, 2015 12:26 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 03, 2015 12:26 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:26 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:27 PM (zRby/)
War on Brown People!
The knife was a semi-automatic knife, probably.
Posted by: PJ at June 03, 2015 12:27 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:27 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:27 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:28 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah... I'm pretty sure Izzy's mom is not a Perkins waitress. High powered lawyer/marketing firm exec/freelance writer would be my top three guesses as to her employment situation.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:28 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (h4vJk)
"Remember, it's not illegal to be illegal in Massachusetts." -Martha Coakley, crying into a bottle of Schlitz somewhere probably
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:29 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:28 PM (GGCsk)
I'm guessing converts, but I don't know that for a fact
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2015 12:29 PM (rDqRv)
-------------------
Imports seldom use knives. If bombs or bullets are involved most likely imports. Piss be upon them.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at June 03, 2015 12:29 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Darth Vader, just now noticing at June 03, 2015 12:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:30 PM (GGCsk)
Happily I'll wager...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:30 PM (/4AZU)
This may be the Truest Truth the Prophet Ace (FBUH) has ever spoken.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 12:31 PM (mf5HN)
on boys vs. girls toys as they are displayed in stores like there's some
store or state mandate that prevents her daughter from selecting cars
and other typical boy's toys. Lighten up, a lot of us girls played with
cars and legos and toy guns, climbed trees, played little league, and
dressed up in typical boy costumes like an astronaut without shame or
having it dramatically impact our sexual preferences later in life.
This is all so contrived, as if we're magically back living in the 50's or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:21 PM (CULCA)
Don't make me Google my rant from last year's MoMee about the idiot girl who petitioned McDonald's to get rid of gendered Happy Meal toy distinctions.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:31 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:31 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Darth Vader
*applause*
Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter Crowd at June 03, 2015 12:31 PM (VAsIq)
with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to explain
her sadness about how the costume was labelled.
Dear Izzy,
Your mother's a stupid scrunt Keep listening to her and you'll grow up to be a stupid scrunt too. You will probably end up carrying a mattress around campus like a friggin moron.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 12:32 PM (YFFpo)
We here at the magic money making kingdom want to ensure any and all women of the female persuasion that we are not interested in confining or excluding women. Indeed, the thought of a woman being an evil dark lord consumed by hatred and malice and being easily led to horrendous deeds is quite a plausible one.....what?
Posted by: former PR guy at da Mouse at June 03, 2015 12:32 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:28 PM (GGCsk)
The template these days is for the Wahabbists to recruit yoots from the native countries (where they will be doing their terroristy things), muzzies from groups that are not typically hotbeds of terrorist activity, such as Bosnians here in the U.S.
That combination of being "disadvantaged" yoots, with burgeoning religious fervor being cultivated where it does not previously exist appears to be a lethal and effective combination.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2015 12:33 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:33 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 12:17 PM (h4vJk)
"Remember, it's not illegal to be illegal in Massachusetts." -Martha Coakley, crying into a bottle of Schlitz somewhere probably
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:29 PM (4df7R)
The 9/11 attacks were caused by "a failure of understanding." - Deval Patrick, cruising the toniest boites in P-Town.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (zF6Iw)
who petitioned McDonald's to get rid of gendered Happy Meal toy
distinctions.
Oooh, forgot about that one!
The Guardian article about Izzy mentions several other young girls who have written to manufacturers to complain about gender stereotyping ("Why can't I have dinos on my shoes!?") so this is obviously a coordinated effort, not some random trend. Wonder who started it...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (CULCA)
Posted by: Ibrahim Rahim at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:33 PM (7ObY1)
Leave it to Lizzy to find the Izzy story.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (qCMvj)
hatred and malice and being easily led to horrendous deeds is quite a
plausible one.....what?
You rang, you evil man?
Posted by: MALIFICENT!!!!! at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (CULCA)
Probably short for "Isadora" but, yeah, you never hear anybody called "Izzy" these days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Tahera Ahmad at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (9HoBs)
I'm getting a "real men of genius" vibe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (F/7r+)
Posted by: MALIFICENT!!!!!
This whole thing is horrible, sexist, horrible and unrealistic!!!!!! What?
Posted by: Hillarity attacking a 13yr old rape victim at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Sadly, true.
Posted by: Jason Isringhausen at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (TOk1P)
with her mother about gender stereotypes, she wrote to Disney to explain
her sadness about how the costume was labelled."
Here at the Outrage Outlet we are tolerant of all kinds: cash, credit, or debit cards.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 12:36 PM (hLRSq)
A jihadi jumping on the "I can't breathe" bandwagon is very calculated and is no casual ploy.
Posted by: Marcus at June 03, 2015 12:37 PM (Gbu/4)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:37 PM (CULCA)
Putin is shelling Marinka Ukraine according to some Twitter sources, CNN is saying that it is separatists--whomever it is--it's an advancement.
And at this point I'm going with Twitter.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:37 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2015 12:37 PM (xWW96)
Which is exactly why CAIR and Palestinian activists got so heavily involved in the Ferguson protests and Black Lives Matter.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2015 12:38 PM (CULCA)
Posted by: Dr. Hussein, your Commander-In-Chief!!! at June 03, 2015 12:38 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:38 PM (7ObY1)
Probably short for "Isadora" but, yeah, you never hear anybody called "Izzy" these days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (LA7Cm)
You haven't heard of me? SMH!
Posted by: Izzy Azalea at June 03, 2015 12:39 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 12:40 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:41 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Tommy Roe at June 03, 2015 12:41 PM (W5DcG)
hatred and malice and being easily led to horrendous deeds is quite a
plausible one.....what?
Horrendous is just a really super judgey word.
I prefer magnificent and gaze upon me in despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
Someone look it up, I am too lazy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 12:42 PM (0FSuD)
Someone look it up, I am too lazy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 12:42 PM (0FSuD)
Sucker bet, straight up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 03, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
O/T, MWR, could you shoot me an e-mail through my nic? I want to ask you a question.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 12:34 PM (zF6Iw)
Done!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:43 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
Damn, that's a long ways down to gaze...I despair.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:43 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 11:57 AM (RJMhd)
His ass, of course. Best not to follow that line of questioning further.
Posted by: jwpaine, ribbed for your pleasure... and hers at June 03, 2015 12:43 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:44 PM (VcOqI)
Putin is shelling Marinka Ukraine according to some Twitter sources, CNN is saying that it is separatists--whomever it is--it's an advancement.
And at this point I'm going with Twitter.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:37 PM (RJMhd)
Drawing closer and closer to the Dnieper. He intends to cut the country in half at the river: Russians on one side, Ukrainians on the other.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hillarity attacking a 13yr old rape victim at June 03, 2015 12:45 PM (Spluw)
You ever try to clean Ewok fur after a good anal gland expressing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 12:45 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 03, 2015 12:45 PM (3nKBC)
to cut the country in half at the river: Russians on one side,
Ukrainians on the other.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)
Those damned hawks in my party are responsible for this.
Posted by: Pand Raul at June 03, 2015 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
<<
uggghhh. There goes lunch.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 03, 2015 12:46 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: MacGruber at June 03, 2015 12:46 PM (C278+)
Posted by: seamrog at June 03, 2015 12:46 PM (vAAyn)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (VcOqI)
Kudos for the abdomen shooter. Between the two-handed Hollywood combat stance and shillouette targets, too many people shoot too damn high.
I says, start with the belly and let gravity do the work of dropping him into the follow-ups.
Posted by: 11B40 at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: MacGruber
I think it goes, if you're gonna bring a knife to a gunfight, be sure get within 21' of your target before ululating and going stabby.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 12:48 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 12:48 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (VcOqI)
Because Caitlyn's a boob and Putin has balls.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (S+el1)
Probably short for "Isadora" but, yeah, you never hear anybody called "Izzy" these days.
-
In a few years they'll be calling her Easy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:47 PM (RJMhd)
And once again ace draws together all the strands.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
He was probably sexually frustrated. Didn't he know Lena Dunham would happily show him her vagina?
Posted by: Mr Wizard<<<
Here ya go! Wait, let me part the thigh meat. There!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (OZmbA)
hatred and malice and being easily led to horrendous deeds is quite a
plausible one.....what?
Have they ever done a female Sith? I suspect not.
But lesbian Jedi is a given.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (oVJmc)
Probably short for "Isadora" but, yeah, you never hear anybody called "Izzy" these days.
Could be short for "Isabelle."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (RJMhd)
They're just trolling their own readership now.
Talk about doubling down.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (7ObY1)
I'll shut up now.
Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (S+el1)
gunfight, be sure get within 21' of your target before ululating and
going stabby.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 12:48 PM (/Ho8c)
Just be careful somebody hasn't dug a hole to bury your dog in before you charge.
Posted by: Zombie Danny Crowe at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (VcOqI)
The Iranians say somebody took a pop at Lurch in Switzerland. They were undoubtedly thinking of Mossad but I'm thinking the French are getting back at him for inflicting James Taylor on them.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (0FSuD)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izzy_(mascot)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (7ObY1)
they had a scale beside the blade...6.75"
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (eOpVe)
Neither was she when we had all boys.
*Yeah, just like in 'Ladyhawke.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 12:52 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: the monthly side of the Force at June 03, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 12:52 PM (CzBeD)
Posted by: Yoda at June 03, 2015 12:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (RJMhd)
Who took what into where now??
Posted by: Mets P.R. Department at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (VcOqI)
SOMEbody better hope that AoS isn't one of the "four leading right-wing sites" being investigated by the DoJ.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (7ObY1)
So Boston is an Islamo-fascists paradise.
Easy and corrupt welfare, illegal alien friendly, radical mosques, people that blame America rather than them, and cops that cannot hit the broad side of the barn even if theyare inside the barn.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (0x/TW)
Macy's Boston has more...
Rahim voter registration lists him as a student.
Two years ago he had a "security " job in Miami.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (K0xme)
That's far too factual for the left.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:54 PM (7ObY1)
Macy's Boston has more...
Rahim voter registration lists him as a student.
Two years ago he had a "security " job in Miami.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (RJMhd)
Bouncer at a club.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:54 PM (VcOqI)
So I was away from the HQ at lunch when the actual import of this post hit me:
Ace knows what razor blades cost. Has he de-furred himself? Is this for the witness protection program.
It's like the purloined letter. Just right there in front of us. Is His Furriness now clean shaven?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Yoda at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2015 12:53 PM (K0xme)
---------
I'll have what he's smoking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (CzBeD)
354 Lurch to engage Putin in stare down contest. Winner take all.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 12:49 PM (VcOqI)
With or without feed bags on?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at June 03, 2015 12:41 PM (mf5HN)
What ever you say, your Malignant Dolefulness.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - DIY Bunker Kits for AtC's Candidacy at The Outrage Outlet! at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (oVJmc)
That's #12 on my bucket list. I'm currently on #94.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Yoda at June 03, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)
They don't call him "Master" for nothing.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: despair at June 03, 2015 12:56 PM (J6suc)
So that must've been his box cutter...
Posted by: tu3031 at June 03, 2015 12:57 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: An Observation
tis a pity that they're not. Take a gander at nations that are/were officially Christian and those that are officially mohammadan. None of the latter are "right wingers"
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 12:57 PM (Spluw)
198 This is what the piker had.
http://tinyurl.com/q5eykza
Now this is a knife
http://tinyurl.com/onemqnq
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 12:57 PM (S+el1)
>>Obama raises possibility of allowing U.N. vote on Palestinian statehood<<
>>In advance of that prospect, Obama recently visited a prominent
Washington synagogue to talk about his deep love of Israel. Close
advisors and friends have tried to underscore the point, with former
senior advisor David Axelrod telling Israeli Channel 2 that Obama feels a
deep personal affinity for the Jewish people. And to show that love, he will ensure the growth of an armed terrorist state next to Israel who advocates for their destruction. <<
Ok I may have added that last part. But it is fake but accurate.
Posted by: Marcus T. at June 03, 2015 12:57 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)
Joncelli
"Bouncer at a club"
.
Well that David Wright person of interest could bounce in a physics experiment.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (zOTsN)
Point out that more Muslims own automatic weapons/assault rifles than the NRA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)
The Smatchet's combative matrix is simple...
fire for fire, sword for sword.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 03, 2015 12:58 PM (/4AZU)
Anyone that they hire, is, therefore "licensed"
so no big whoop.
Posted by: seamrog at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (vAAyn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (kff5f)
Sounds to me like Ibrahaim the Imam and his brother are home grown and one is definitely a terrorist..
These doofuses don't know how much Islam was involved in the slave trade?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (9HoBs)
Then release the video for laughs.
Posted by: ElKomandante at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (APQ2q)
Point out that more Muslims own automatic weapons/assault rifles than the NRA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
True, but the NRA is mostly made up of white males. So, nice try.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (/Ho8c)
Yeah, we're just a seething hotbed of extremism and seditious fervor around here. And boob jokes. Lots of boob jokes.
Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (/Ho8c)
Updated for clarity.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)
Point out that they keep making the dear leader look bad.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 03, 2015 01:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2015 01:01 PM (2duzM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Gustav at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (XM5n5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (CzBeD)
The better question is what does Ace do with a slide rule, you know he ain't using it right.
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (RJMhd)
Probably short for "Isadora" but, yeah, you never hear anybody called "Izzy" these days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 12:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Did the costume include a scarf?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (XJkD9)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: eman at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (6WYKh)
And then there's all that strange "elbow" stuff and ominous references to "two weeks."
Posted by: "Pat" from NSA at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (CULCA)
-
Don't let me stop you.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 01:02 PM (RJMhd)
You've heard of the constipated mathematician?
Worked it out with a pencil.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (zRby/)
Which razors are you getting, the actual dollar ones, or the ones they upsell you?
i'm thinking of joining. life's too short to be buying razors.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Daybrother at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (pbW+L)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Han Solo at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:04 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:04 PM (LA7Cm)
Yeah, we're just a seething hotbed of extremism and seditious fervor around here. And boob jokes. Lots of boob jokes.
Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (S08gh)
Bah. Seething is for young whippersnappers.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:04 PM (VcOqI)
Just remember it's rape THEN pillage
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:05 PM (S+el1)
I alternate between a razor and an electric wet/dry shaver. Mostly based on how bored I am.
Because shaving is the most boring activity on the fcuking planet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 01:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at June 03, 2015 01:05 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 01:05 PM (zRby/)
They're just trolling their own readership now.
Talk about doubling down.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 12:50 PM (7ObY1)
Did you ever notice that shemales ( at least the1% that are passable) want to flaunt their sexuality. They try to look like comic book characters offemale superheroes and unlike the feminazis who made that catcall video would love to be whistled at .
I'm sure if give the chance Caitlyn would just love to bra Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or pole dancer.
Posted by: Avi at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (EHiqh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (9HoBs)
"What do you mean 'was'?"
- Victims of the slave trade in modern Islamic countries
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (RJMhd)
*snort*
Just don't ever get that stupid shaving oil crap. It isn't much different from baby oil and that's tons cheaper.
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Preznit Peace Prize at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (+OHMN)
Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (S08gh) "
Stylebook correction in order
Bewbs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: eman at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (6WYKh)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (CzBeD)
Posted by: Taggart at June 03, 2015 01:06 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: River Guide at June 03, 2015 01:07 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 03, 2015 01:07 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Edgar Cayce at June 03, 2015 01:07 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Trying Too Hard at June 03, 2015 01:07 PM (8sjoS)
Anyone make a silicone-based shave gel? Because that should work pretty damned well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (PA7DS)
Technically, you'd still be buying, but an investment in a double-edge safety razor is worth it. All you need to buy is a package of blades every now and again. And if you're really strapped for cash, you can find old ones in flea markets.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2015 01:00 PM (S08gh) "
And the jokes that are the cubs and indians
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (VcOqI)
I would think Teflon would be better.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
Neutrogena I believe
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (S+el1)
http://tinyurl.com/q2oaaz4
so, yeah, why not?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (HstNY)
Real men use a Bowie knife.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (rwI+c)
Usamaa was just supporting law enforcement by offering them a nice, clean shave.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
They don't know what either (I did) but since Imam Ibrahaim was saying in his Facebook page how his ancestors were taken from Sengal to be slaves in America, I was nothing his lack of knowledge about that connection.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (9HoBs)
--------
PRO TIP: Don't buy old razors from Armenian flea markets.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (CzBeD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:10 PM (VcOqI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (9HoBs)
dollar ones, or the ones they upsell you?
i'm thinking of joining. life's too short to be
buying razors.
I use their 4 blade razor. Shave every other day. Very happy. That and their shave butter.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 03, 2015 01:09 PM (VcOqI)
It's the last 20' or so that's the hardest.
there's gonna be a union worker somewhere between you and your stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (zRby/)
Or buy them in bulk on Amazon. Way better shave and deal than the multi-blade ripoffs from Gillette, Bic, etc..
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
Answer: Yes. Check Amazon for "philosophy"
....but I wonder. Isn't silicone hydrophobic/waterproof?
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:12 PM (3ZtZW)
As I said earlier.
Yes.
Harry's shave club
Love it so far
https://www.harrys.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 01:12 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 01:12 PM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 03, 2015 01:12 PM (W5DcG)
A great package.
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 03, 2015 01:13 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2015 01:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Hair doesn't even grow on silicone boobies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2015 01:13 PM (2duzM)
Advantage: Baby Face!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2015 01:13 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Deep Thinkin' Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chris M at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (3ZtZW)
Arrest them all put them in camps.
Funny, in Saudi Arabia that is EXACTLY what they would do.
Not ONE Christian Church in the entire country. NOT ONE.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (0FSuD)
See. Cures boredom too.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 01:15 PM (g1DWB)
Oh......wait. The Media doesn't seem to care about party affiliations? Never mind, then.......
Posted by: DNC Spokestool at June 03, 2015 01:15 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 03, 2015 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 01:16 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Chuck McCann in the Medicine Cabinet at June 03, 2015 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (0FSuD)
And don't even think about a bible study group in your home.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:16 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:12 PM (3ZtZW) <<<
No, no, it's water-RESISTANT!
Posted by: That guy from the Zohan movie at June 03, 2015 01:17 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 01:18 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 03, 2015 01:19 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:19 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chuck McCann in the Medicine Cabinet at June 03, 2015 01:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (8hctH)
Posted by: Deep Thinkin' Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2015 01:14 PM (oVJmc)
OK, that made me laugh. Especially the nic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (S+el1)
434
Hockey religions and telekinetic fapping are no substitute for a good right hand, kid.
Posted by: Han Solo at June 03, 2015 01:03 PM (rwI+c) <<<
Merde!
Posted by: Maurice "Rocket" Richard at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (sCHw2)
His brother really said his last words were 'I can't breathe.'
Those holes in his chest should have helped.
Posted by: Chuck McCann in the Medicine Cabinet at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 03, 2015 01:21 PM (81UWZ)
That's what they call it. Great stuff. Non irritating.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (dwk+k)
get the unsalted butter
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (S+el1)
Is it not the case, David, that there are--and we won`t name any names, but there are gay members of the Republican Party in Congress right now that hold pretty powerful positions, that have not come out of the closet and that vote in a way that could be termed anti-gay?
gays are going after all closeted republicans will not stop. this is the real agenda in the hastert prosecution. it's a message to all closeted gay republicans that you are next if you continue to vote against our agenda.
Posted by: bjk at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (x2rNW)
I learned how to use the Grandpa double edged safety razor. One of these things:
http://goo.gl/sXkiSy
I use an Edwin Jagger Silver Tip Badger hair shaving brush and Feather shaving blades. I love the D R Harris Arlington shaving soap.
You can get Feather blades for $40 per 100. I usually use the blades about four times.
It's a high startup cost, and a bit of a learning curve, but in the long run it's so much cheaper, and a much nicer shave.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (rwI+c)
13 enstompening. Fine w/ me, I felt bad for the goats anyway. they weren't asking for THAT.
DIDJA SEE THE WAY THOSE GOATS WERE DRESSED? TOTALLY ASKING FOR THAT!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at June 03, 2015 01:05 PM (o+SC1)
They already have that. It's called Craigs List
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 03, 2015 01:22 PM (JOG+K)
Pluto link in the sidebar isn't clickable.
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
It's about synchronized mooning, which will be an event at the next Gay Games. You don't want to go there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2015 01:23 PM (2duzM)
He was a multi-tasker, no doubt about it.
Posted by: HAL at June 03, 2015 01:23 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:24 PM (rwI+c)
WeedEater.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I tried Nair, but it kept crawling back in the bottle.
Posted by: Mooch at June 03, 2015 01:24 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: joncelli, in a dark mood at June 03, 2015 01:17 PM (RD7QR)
Clickables are for planets!
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at June 03, 2015 01:24 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2015 01:24 PM (go5uR)
Imagine the shock when Lindsay Graham is outed.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 01:25 PM (g1DWB)
Watch Josh Earnest spin is entertainment.
They could make a dent in the debt if they'd package it right.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 03, 2015 01:25 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 01:26 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: bjk at June 03, 2015 01:26 PM (x2rNW)
Posted by: bjk at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM (x2rNW)
Had one of those safety razors work loose while I was shaving. My God, a
jiggling razor across your throat is horrifying. Blood everywhere, deep
deep cuts.
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave
Go on....
Posted by: Moderate Muslim with a Woody at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM (sQzB6)
with oil, I'd go to the kitchen and pinch
some coconut oil from the pantry.
Use it after. Only balm I've found that doesn't burn.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: Paul Bunyan at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM (2duzM)
Posted by: Paul Bunyan at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM (2duzM)
Michelle is that you?
Posted by: Barrack at June 03, 2015 01:28 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: HAL at June 03, 2015 01:28 PM (OmBeX)
Just tip out the oil from some organic peanut butter and your dog will hump your leg til he faints.
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:29 PM (3ZtZW)
Cheaper/generic brands rip the living shit out of my face. And don't even talk to me about disposables. I end up looking like the walking dead.
But I try to look on the bright side. The hair on top of my head is just as thick. And my (younger) brothers are all bald. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 03, 2015 01:29 PM (7ObY1)
Geo F Trumper makes coconut oil shaving soap.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2015 01:29 PM (jhqr1)
Or Ace
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:29 PM (S+el1)
Really? I use those things twice a week for like three or four months.
#WhitePrivilege
Posted by: Methos at June 03, 2015 01:30 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 12:59 PM (9HoBs)
Yeah, I always shake my head when Blacks leave Christianity because it's a slave religion for Islam, the religion that actually enslaved them. If slavery is your hot button and it's mine too, how about being upset with people who still hold slaves, grab people to make new slaves, and who sell slaves? Just a quibble on my part, but, sheesh.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at June 03, 2015 01:30 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2015 01:25 PM (g1DWB) <<<
Before or after he's elected POTUS in 2016?
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 03, 2015 01:31 PM (sCHw2)
OK, we don't have that many Canadian Morons, so that narrows the suspect
list down for this shenanigan: http://tinyurl.com/osyadzx
Posted by: Country Singer at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (8hctH)
Not me, but that's funny.
If the Liberals start having any more ads for Justin Trudeau, I know what I'll fill in the form with now.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 03, 2015 01:31 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:32 PM (rwI+c)
list down for this shenanigan: http://tinyurl.com/osyadzx
Posted by: Country Singer at June 03, 2015 01:20 PM (8hctH)
That *has* to be EOJ.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 01:32 PM (kff5f)
*shrugs*
OK. Warm soapy water + double-edge razor + loose nut at the bottom = bloody bloody mess and thick scabs on your face for about a week. Thing is, you don't feel it right away because its a thin little razor wiggling around loose....
Posted by: Bigby's Jedi Mind Trick Wave at June 03, 2015 01:32 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: El Rotundo Maximo at June 03, 2015 01:32 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:27 PM
I like to make my own. Pure aloe gel, witch hazel, a little glycerin and water. Great balm, unscented and dirt cheap.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2015 01:33 PM (h4vJk)
>>>
I thought for a moment Moo Moo was posting. But by the end it made sense.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 03, 2015 01:33 PM (81UWZ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2015 01:33 PM (go5uR)
Unveiling what may be the most comprehensive guide to socially responsible self-pleasure ever published, a group of leading ethicists released Monday its list of things that are acceptable to masturbate to.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:34 PM (S+el1)
Guess what, my flying monkeys! Just when I was sort of peacefully (aka crankypants) opening the second billion of boxes in new castle, lo and behold the buyer of former castle has gone off her cliff and had an attorney send a butt hurt letter that our ac did not work. Hmmm, worked fine before we turned the power off! Worked fine for inspection. Worked fine when they signed the contract. But not working fine now (it is not that old). So WE should pay? Ok then! What else do you want? New appliances? Gold-leaf door knobs? So, I guess we are going to have to lawyer up and fire the bazookas. IT NEVER ENDS DOES IT? I have aged a decade. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 03, 2015 01:34 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: wrg500
The regression testing was.......a nightmare.
Posted by: I'm tired at June 03, 2015 01:35 PM (Spluw)
I like Art of Shaving's lemon scented balm. It's very soothing. They also have unscented.
http://goo.gl/rjxOJr
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2015 01:35 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mo and Abdul at June 03, 2015 01:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 01:36 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 01:36 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Carol at June 03, 2015 01:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Onion News Network (ONN)
The name says it all
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2015 01:37 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at June 03, 2015 01:37 PM (FCPu0)
---------
You saw that video on the blaze too?
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 03, 2015 01:38 PM (HstNY)
Among the list are Kurt Russell and swordfish. No shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 03, 2015 01:38 PM (HstNY)
No, they have a video of the sermons?
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 01:39 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Mutilated Ween at June 03, 2015 01:39 PM (kff5f)
WHAT? you never rubbed one of to a swordfish?? Don't know what your missing...
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:40 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Professional Journalist at June 03, 2015 01:40 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 01:40 PM (9HoBs)
Here's hoping his lying islamonazi brother decides to follow in his footsteps.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 03, 2015 01:41 PM (4CRfK)
Because shaving is the most boring activity on the fcuking planet.
Want to make it exciting? Use a straight razor someplace you're likely to be jostled - like a subway platform at rush hour.
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2015 01:41 PM (K0xme)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 01:41 PM (UnJ7w)
Okay, I say we help them with that. How much are tickets to Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
I'll buy you a ticket to any Muslim country practicing shariah you want.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:42 PM (S+el1)
Well, then be gone! What the fcuk is holding you back?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 01:42 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Harpo at June 03, 2015 01:42 PM (oVJmc)
Minneapolis. A Muslim neighborhood
where a lot of people said they'd prefer
shariah law and to live in a Muslim
country.
Then ship their asses back. Problem solved.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (dwk+k)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 03, 2015 01:42 PM (nqiq9)
Much like Mime, no one deserves Detroit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: An Observation at June 03, 2015 01:41 PM (K0xme)
While drunk.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (9HoBs)
Unfortunately, no. Rather that big fish with the long pointed nose.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 03, 2015 01:44 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 03, 2015 01:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Arson Wells at June 03, 2015 01:45 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: HH at June 03, 2015 01:46 PM (Qia1Z)
I like this formulation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 03, 2015 01:49 PM (rwI+c)
Just scrape off that strip that is supposed to lubricate your skin or whatever. That is what catches on your skin when it gets worn. Been using the same razor for years, works as good as the day I got it.
Posted by: wodun at June 03, 2015 01:59 PM (DD0s8)
Posted by: Denver at June 03, 2015 02:05 PM (TE5yI)
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at June 03, 2015 02:35 PM (XMX7O)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 03, 2015 02:43 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Lurker Primus at June 03, 2015 05:31 PM (tHP3B)
The machete was part of his religion, religious intolerance.
He was entitled to have a machete, the cops engaged in Islamophobia.
Livin in the UTOPIA NOW, what happens when fools and damn fools get their way with society.
Posted by: ron n. at June 03, 2015 05:31 PM (YVQn/)
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