John Podesta Comes Out as a Graftosexual

Ready to accessorize? http://t.co/7NsxqmNAB1 pic.twitter.com/TH1h5tqeeB
— John Podesta (@johnpodesta) May 29, 2015

What Team Hillary Means It To Say: We're fun, silly, and gay friendly

What It Actually Says: We'll give under-bridge hand-jays in exchange for donations to our "charity"

Posted by: Ace at 06:12 PM

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1 Brainbleah, stat!

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 29, 2015 06:13 PM (zTnOj)

2 "John?"

If you say so.

Posted by: bleargh at May 29, 2015 06:13 PM (JVEmw)

3 Graftosexual?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (z65A/)

4 Sigh.... this is what I get for trying be first while dealing with four kids.......

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (zTnOj)

5 And we'll lose to this.

Posted by: Talking Heads at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (+bkaS)

6 Will a reporter ask him what it is like to work for one of the most corrupt families in American Politics?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 06:14 PM (GpgJl)

7 Off sock

Posted by: Lauren at May 29, 2015 06:15 PM (+bkaS)

8 Actually, pookysgirl, it still kinda works.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:15 PM (z65A/)

9 Low-rent Mao Suits.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

10 He takes the T, OUT of T-shirt.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:17 PM (L52Oz)

11 Apparently the hundreds of thousands he's probably getting from the Clinton "charity" don't cover professionally printed posters.

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 29, 2015 06:18 PM (zTnOj)

12 Gah!

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2015 06:18 PM (mGBKM)

13 Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:17 PM (L52Oz)
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**slow clap**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2015 06:18 PM (jR7Wy)

14 Thanks, chi!

Posted by: pookysgirl can walk (in a pool) at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (zTnOj)

15 Oh, hell no. Ain't wearing that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (BGCet)

16 That could be the fruitiest thing I've ever seen...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (YFFpo)

17 Just a side note, but he appears to be UNDER that bus.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:19 PM (L52Oz)

18 The kids used to tie me to the end of a kite on the playground.

Posted by: John Modesta at May 29, 2015 06:21 PM (Dwehj)

19 5 And we'll lose to this.
----------------------------
As I've been telling my favorite 'ette for months - nope.
we ain't losing next year. We may end up with a loser, but we are not losing to Shrillary.
Or Bernie.

Bring on the Perry / Cruz ticket, already...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:21 PM (z65A/)

20 Wow
And this dude or whatever is going to advise the person who can launch a nuclear strike

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 29, 2015 06:21 PM (4b4o/)

21 His "club" name: John Pud-Duster.

True fact!

Read it on the internet.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (L52Oz)

22 When Hillary gets elected, it will have been several decades since we had a non-chomo, non-homo, unambiguously straight President.

The NSA is .gov's version of Adult Friend Finder.

Posted by: Jeff Gannon at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (gP1eR)

23 I actually agree with STOP Hillary for America.

Posted by: DaveA at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (DL2i+)

24 I kept reading 'John Podesta' as 'John Podhoretz' and couldn't figger out wtf was going on.

Now I see that it's forced idiocy from the least natural people in the Universe.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

25 And this dude or whatever is going to advise the person who can launch a nuclear strike

- - - - - - -

Scary huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (Z9g7j)

26 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (Uv7W0)

27 And they'd box me unmercifully about my ears.

Posted by: John Modesta at May 29, 2015 06:22 PM (Dwehj)

28 Screw it
navycopjoe/my older cat 2016

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 29, 2015 06:23 PM (4b4o/)

29 I made better shit than that bus when I was in fourth grade.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (Fv5eu)

30 I like it.

Posted by: pajama boy at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (uGrec)

31 Is that Benjamin Button at his 5th grade science fair?

Posted by: Robinson at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (+exqw)

32 And we'll lose to this.

I think it's more properly 'will lose to that.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (rwI+c)

33 Ok, I expected to see a full set of male genetalia sticking thru the hole in the wall just under the bus.

Is Ace still full glory hole gay over something or other?

Posted by: Mephitis at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (l6mTK)

34 John, you ah one . . . ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Dutch at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (Fv5eu)

35 Would he or Pajama Boy be first to be offed by ISIS?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (RXf63)

36 29 I made better shit than that bus when I was in fourth grade.

Most of us did, but then we weren't playing slap and tickle with the paste and paper.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (Z9g7j)

37 John Podesta Comes Out as a Graftosexual

He's into BDSM:

Bribery
Democrats
Sleaze
Money-laundering

Posted by: zombie at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (jBuUi)

38 I once got an Under the Bridge hand-jay from Anthony Keidis!

...or did I give him one? I don't remember...
Heroin is a helluva drug.

Posted by: John Frusciante at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (ycu3n)

39 What has this Nation ever done to be cursed by the likes of Hillary?

Posted by: tbd at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (c0HLr)

40 I can't decide if I want to punch him in the throat or ask him where is the lab and x-ray.

Posted by: no good deed at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (GgxVX)

41 What It Actually Says: We'll give under- bridge hand-jays in exchange for donations to our "charity"

No. Just no.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (Uv7W0)

42 Podesta pointing at little stick figures of little bears or something.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (l6mTK)

43 They really think we're cattle, don't they? These Reds are ready to side-saddle up for an old school Cossack-style Progrom. See you in the kamps!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (jR7Wy)

44 10 He takes the T, OUT of T-shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:17 PM (L52Oz)

He takes the R out of t-shirt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (RXf63)

45 You would think with all that money Podesta was getting from Hastert that he would retire.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:26 PM (rwI+c)

46 He's into BDSM:
B ribery
D emocrats
S leaze
M oney-laundering

Posted by: zombie

**Golf clap**

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 06:26 PM (Uv7W0)

47 It's as if it's a race between these Clinton Cronies to see who can debase themselves the most.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (9wYFF)

48 40 I can't decide if I want to punch him in the throat or ask him where is the lab and x-ray.
Posted by: no good deed at May 29, 2015 06:25 PM (GgxVX)

May I suggest the throat punch. It has a wonderous bouquet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (RXf63)

49 The metrosexuals get shirts.

Posted by: Paul Anka at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (Dwehj)

50 He takes the T, OUT of T-shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mama

He takes the R out of t-shirt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

He takes the male out of t-shirt.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (Uv7W0)

51 I wish my Republican party would do fun, silly, gay-friendly internet tweets. Instead, we have extremist Scott Walker making terrible comments about limiting reproductive choice.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (Ui7Rt)

52 @39- 50 million plus aborted babies?
That number may be way too low.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:27 PM (qyZxC)

53 Someone please photoshop that with the creepy, howdy doody bad-touch looking guy from Obama's campaign.

Yikes, Lefty dudes are creepy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (q6kiT)

54 He looks like he's ready to strap half the 18 to 26 year old population into stirrups and explore their 'nether' regions.

I'll be damned if I know which side of the 'ball curve' he fits.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (xQX/f)

55 He needs earrings

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (iQIUe)

56

Ugh! His watch is all wrong for that outfit. Learn how to accessorize, bitch.

Posted by: Dennis Hastert from the Referee's position

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (kdS6q)

57 His tampon string is showing.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (ycu3n)

58 That guy has a face that a lesbian could truly love ... or something.

And I should point out that I think the sign is right. I don't think Hillary is actively against america like TFG in the WH. So that's something.

Posted by: Mephitis at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (l6mTK)

59 With those come-hither eyes and saucy look, John stuns in his Tease-Skirt, no?

Posted by: FlamBOYant Fashionsssss at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (L52Oz)

60 Damn, that is some fruity shit.

Posted by: Toucan Sam at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (aWTxe)

61 We need to re-introduce dueling as an alternative dispute resolution option.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (4KoRb)

62

Podesta looks like a fag with teh hivs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (J4Pwb)

63 Welcome to Sports Clips

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (F2IAQ)

64 >>And this dude or whatever is going to advise the person who can launch a nuclear strike

*ahem*

He's been advising Obama for a while.
Before that he ran Center for American Progress, which is funded by Soros.
He's connected and direct a shit-ton of the crazy progressive stuff going on over the past 6+ years.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (q6kiT)

65 Okay, enough of this Clintardation.

Time for some fun:

1) Click on this here link for Kung Fury:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

2) Laugh your ass off while imbibing the alcoholic drink of your choice.

3) Make love. Eat chicken.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (0cMkb)

66 OMG, is that a pedo bus with the names of their next victims.

Also, he needs to hand over his human card for burning for that atrocity he is inflicting on numerous eyes.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 29, 2015 06:29 PM (shFKH)

67 He seems a bit awkward in his wide stance.

Posted by: tbd at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (c0HLr)

68 Accessorize this.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (4KoRb)

69 Xe actually looks quite fashionable, very butch looking. That short hair really sets off the ensemble.

Earrings that dangle would be the finishing touch.

Posted by: Proustus, Alexius at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (wiK/A)

70 33
Ok, I expected to see a full set of male genetalia sticking thru the hole in the wall just under the bus.

Is Ace still full glory hole gay over something or other?

Posted by: Mephitis at May 29, 2015 06:24 PM (l6mTK)

Yes, Ace is still a closeted Republican.

Posted by: Jeff Gannon at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (gP1eR)

71 I once ate a whole slice of pizza.

Posted by: John Modesta at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (Dwehj)

72 We're not a serious people.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

73 He looks like he's ready to strap half the 18 to 26 year old population into stirrups and explore their 'nether' regions.

I'll be damned if I know which side of the "ball ~~curve~~ gag' he fits.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (Uv7W0)

74 He looks like something out of a book of children's horror stories. That smile. He's coming for you, kids. Run!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (shFKH)

75 He's connected and direct a shit-ton of the crazy progressive stuff going on over the past 6+ years.

He's on the list.

Posted by: name withheld at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (a1omq)

76 >>And I should point out that I think the sign is right. I don't think Hillary is actively against america like TFG in the WH. So that's something.

Obama wants to destroy America.
Hillary wants to sell it off piece by piece to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (q6kiT)

77 Oooo, who's the hottie in the picture?

Posted by: Grossie O'Donnell at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (Fv5eu)

78 WTF am I looking at??

I second the throat punch.

And a third.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (OsWis)

79 Creepiest dentist ever!

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (A98Xu)

80 57 His tampon string is showing.
Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 06:28 PM (ycu3n)

****double snort******

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (RXf63)

81 Who won't wear the ribbon!?

Posted by: Caption This... at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (ycu3n)

82 Do all proggers end up looking like old lesbians?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (rwI+c)

83 Amazingly there is an entire swath of the population who think this is the height of cool.

BTW who was the shithead that designed that logo.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (4KoRb)

84
That there is a political animal. Podesta's value is his fluency in Dumbese -- he reaches the Dumb People.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (J4Pwb)

85 78 WTF am I looking at??

I second the throat punch.

And a third.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 29, 2015 06:31 PM (OsWis)

That's my SMFH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (RXf63)

86 It's the gay equivalent of a fake southern accent.
LGBT crowd ought to feel offended and patronized.

Posted by: @votermom at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (p3C82)

87 Our gays are fun, not like those Republican gays like Dennis Hastert!

Posted by: Team Hillary at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (oFCZn)

88 Wait..., does that bus say "Stop Hillary"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:32 PM (F2IAQ)

89 Has anyone seen these shirts on actual humans yet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (jR7Wy)

90 Looks like Pajama Boy's daddy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (LA7Cm)

91 Anyone ever checked out 'promoting common sense one person at a time' guy on utube?
Great stuff if only it could get to the people who really need to hear it.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (qyZxC)

92 The gays get shirts.

Surprised no one said it.

Posted by: FlamBOYant Fashionsssss at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (L52Oz)

93 Who is "Tony CarrK"?

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (Fv5eu)

94 Thanks Ace.

First, my son text me to say that he just hit a mailbox with my car.

Then Ace puts that picture up.

Maybe when the kid gets home I will just have him run me over.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (/HC6x)

95
90 Looks like Pajama Boy's daddy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 29, 2015 06:33 PM (LA7Cm)

That there is some bad jizz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (RXf63)

96 /sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2015 06:34 PM (L52Oz)

97 Just don't take ten grand out of your bank account and we're good.

Posted by: The US DOJ at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (jfUIE)

98 I wonder why they put the STOP sign right before the H sign on that bus. It looks like "Stop Hillary!" to me.

Posted by: SARDiver at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (DzJBg)

99 Yikes.

Did Podesta have his forearms surgically replaced with strands of spaghetti?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (0cMkb)

100 Oh, my, I only now get the shirt is supposed to be Hillary's Pant suit top.

YIKES.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (A98Xu)

101 Pajama Boy's daddy..

Posted by: pat at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (nwnmt)

102 >>92 The gays get shirts.

Awesome.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (ycu3n)

103 I just thought his face was creepy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (A98Xu)

104 First, my son text me to say that he just hit a mailbox with my car.
------------------

Brace for the no-knock raid by the P.O. Security Division.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:35 PM (F2IAQ)

105 Does the sign say "Hillary OR America?"

Cause that would be accurate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2015 06:36 PM (/HC6x)

106 52 @39- 50 million plus aborted babies?
That number may be way too low.

Posted by: teej
----------------------------
Way low.
I recently read that more babies have been killed than Americans have lived in the US since some time in the 1800's - Weasel Zippers?

Let me try to find that link...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:36 PM (z65A/)

107 And by people who need to hear it I'm referring to barky lovers.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:36 PM (qyZxC)

108
Conversely, let's look at George Pataki who announced his futile candidacy today.

What's Pataki running on? Pataki is running on preserving our freedoms. Yeah, that's gonna go over well.

All the Republicans are so out of touch it's pathetic. Except for Scott Walker -- he can speak in a way that people can relate to. Jindal is outspoken in a good way, too. The rest of them suck ass. You can't speak in general platitudes (which is NOT populism; it's literally Nothingness) today and expect to capture the vote.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (J4Pwb)

109 Here's the guy - rivals uncle bad-touch up there:

http://images.smh.com.au/2012/11/08/3779283/jimmessina729-620x349.jpg

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (q6kiT)

110 No amount of brain bleach is gonna get that image out of my head.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (/HC6x)

111 Amazing.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 29, 2015 06:37 PM (Ui7Rt)

112 >>First, my son text me to say that he just hit a mailbox with my car.

He still might have a chance to play Mailbox Baseball for the Cubs Organization.

Posted by: Garrett at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (ycu3n)

113 Why is that pervert attempting to conceal his nipples?

He' probably one of those neighborhood watch-list freaks who accessorizes with dangling stainless steel doodads and bone fragments.

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (UzPAd)

114 You can't speak in general platitudes
-----
You have to twit them!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (NUqwG)

115 He looks like the type of guy that would pay good money to have Lena Dunham give him a lap dance with a riding crop in tow.

Posted by: tbd at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (c0HLr)

116 Way low.
I recently read that more babies have been killed than Americans have lived in the US since some time in the 1800's - Weasel Zippers?

Let me try to find that link...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:36 PM (z65A/)

--I do know that more babies have been killed by abortion worldwide than all the people of all ages killed by all the wars in history.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 06:38 PM (Fv5eu)

117 >>I wonder why they put the STOP sign right before the H sign on that bus. It looks like "Stop Hillary!" to me.

How dare you mock some 8th grade fangirl's epic campaign poster!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (q6kiT)

118 How big of a whore do you have to be to take that photo?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (/HC6x)

119 I was thinking it could be more like 80 or 90 million chi.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (qyZxC)

120 First, my son text me to say that he just hit a mailbox with my car.
------
At least he didn't use his own car to hit the mailbox.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2015 06:39 PM (NUqwG)

121 Hillary has the support of the biggest Meth kingpin of the southwest? The owner of Los Polo Hermanos?

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (zt+N6)

122 His body language says he would rather be photographed in a more dignified situation.

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (6wDo4)

123 Look at that muscle definition! He must be following along with that Obama gym video.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (nFdGS)

124 OMG. Couldn't you have put that below the fold?

My digestion was already having troubles.

Oh, and

Posted by: cthulhu at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (T1005)

125 John has always looked a little light in the loafers. Has he been consulting with brucie jenner?

Posted by: just saying at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (wkuqO)

126 John, could you add more Flair to your outfit?

Posted by: Tchotchke's Manager at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (Fv5eu)

127 He looks like he sexually molests rodents with dental tools. In the dark. While wearing his mother's nylons.

In other words, he looks as twisted as pig's dingus.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 29, 2015 06:40 PM (Ze7RU)

128 We'll give under-bridge hand-jays in exchange for donations to our "charity"

Well that settles it.

*switches parties*

Posted by: EC at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (cJ1t+)

129 Only slightly less creepy than during 2012 when that freak show OFA jerk face wrote something on his hands. Who would vote for someone who had anything at all to do with this?

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (6odB4)

130 >>Has he been consulting with brucie jenner?

Rahm.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (q6kiT)

131 The only good side to the son's action is...he will learn a valuable lesson.

That lesson being how it sucks to have to sign a completely one sided agreement becoming Dad's servant when you have no bargaining power.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (/HC6x)

132
Howie Carr mentioned some newspaper cartoon today that depicted the R candidates in a locker room and bossette hillary looking in like she's being kept out of the club.

I guess Fiorini was omitted from the cartoon, and Cruz and Rubio were depicted as White...very White.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:41 PM (J4Pwb)

133 That pic is worse than the road kill I had to deal with this morning.

"It's not just a smart military blog, it's also a diet aid!"

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (0xTsz)

134 No message written on his hands?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (F2IAQ)

135 Can't believe some dumb ass actually bought a pantsuit t-shirt.

Posted by: lindafell is cruzin' at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (xVgrA)

136 66: pedo bus!

Posted by: Eli Cash at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (6odB4)

137 --I do know that more babies have been killed by abortion worldwide than all the people of all ages killed by all the wars in history.

Yay Progress!

Posted by: Totally Not-racist Progressive at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (0NdlF)

138 Tres butch!

Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (8rRE+)

139 Doesn't it also appear that the arrow on the Hillary! logo is pointing backward relative to the bus?

Posted by: logprof, amateur campaign consultant at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (Fv5eu)

140 30 years ago we had Reagan's "Morning in America." Now we have "Ready to accessorize?"

Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (0fyMd)

141
Alternate post title:

Got Hivs?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (J4Pwb)

142 Deutsche Optik catalogue had this nautical print listed. The eventual name of the ship is in the description.

http://tinyurl.com/qjresrh

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (OEgBL)

143 the crossed arms are great for body-language amateur analysts. He looks like the straight guy at the gay bar with his back to the wall.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (opxWI)

144 See the smile on his face?

This is the guy who said, basically, hey American you want to keep medical costs down time to let Grandma and Grandpa die without that expensive surgery.

Why do people with those kind of thoughts/beliefs/desires ALWAYS look like that?

Posted by: bobbymike at May 29, 2015 06:44 PM (e6yTy)

145 Coming soon:

Fake cankles with the Hillary! logo.

Posted by: logprof, amateur campaign consultant at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (Fv5eu)

146 Dollars to donuts this mincing turd rides a recumbent bicycle.

Gawd I wanna punch xim.

Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (RwwCT)

147
That there is the face of a Bolshevik cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (J4Pwb)

148
Have you met my Friend Hairy Reed, little boy?

Posted by: John Molesta at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (ODxAs)

149 I got nothing. Except he looks like the devil's gay barber.

Posted by: dogfish at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (jWtyG)

150 No message written on his hands?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:42 PM (F2IAQ)

J E R K M I T T E N S

(one letter on each knuckle.....uh....Podesta has seven fingers on his right hand)

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 06:45 PM (0cMkb)

151 Cubs down by 3

Posted by: just saying at May 29, 2015 06:46 PM (wkuqO)

152 Would someone explain the amateurish poster?

I don't get it. Did he visit a grade school to promote Hillary?

Seriously.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (A98Xu)

153 >>> Dollars to donuts this mincing turd rides a recumbent bicycle.

They're a special category of obnoxious, aren't they?

Posted by: fluffy at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (6wDo4)

154
How would you like to have your name on Podesta's bulletin board? LOL.

Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (JBggj)

155 It may be ugly but I needed the money.

Schaue mal das Geld!!

Posted by: Zombie Hugo Boss at May 29, 2015 06:47 PM (C8x6r)

156
this post should be accompanied by The Waitresses I Know What Boys Like vid

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (J4Pwb)

157
Graftosexual.....isn't that where person A bribes person B to fuck persons C, D, E, F, H, I, J, K, L, etc.?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (ynQIy)

158 See the smile on his face?

This is the guy who said, basically, hey American you want to keep medical costs down time to let Grandma and Grandpa die without that expensive surgery.

Why do people with those kind of thoughts/beliefs/desires ALWAYS look like that?
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Zeke Emmanuel : http://tinyurl.com/mhwmjd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2015 06:48 PM (F2IAQ)

159 Yep. Cubs had tied it at 4 but the Royals plate 3 in the eighth, with a bit of help from the cubs.
Could it be time for Davis and Holland?

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (qyZxC)

160 I'll stop my manspreading when you wrench IT from my cold dead hands

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (XYKz+)

161 Emergency dose of testosterone for the 'ettes:

http://www.details.com/culture-trends/celebrities/201506/
joe-manganiello-magic-mike-xxl-interview

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 06:49 PM (q6kiT)

162 wade davis brings the nasty

Posted by: just saying at May 29, 2015 06:51 PM (wkuqO)

163 "He looks like the straight guy at the gay bar..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 29, 2015 06:43 PM (opxWI)

One half of your formulation is wrong.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 29, 2015 06:51 PM (nFdGS)

164 I'm all in for Biker Jon calling out the mask in Phoenix

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 29, 2015 06:51 PM (XYKz+)

165 Well, phone is acting like it's got something going goofy - can't grab a tinyurl to post...

WZ from early yesterday (?) - page three on my phone:
"Abortionists have killed more Americans than lived in US in 1880"

*according to this, teej was about right with the 50M estimate. Still sickening.

And on that note, I'm going back outside for a while. I think I'll wake up the lazy puppy & take him for a walk.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (z65A/)

166 Mmmmmanganiello.

Posted by: no good deed at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (GgxVX)

167 I will get all my lunch money plus interest back that you pricks took from me in grade school.

Posted by: J Podesta at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (+exqw)

168 So do you want you some gloryhole too, John?

Posted by: Jerrah Jones at May 29, 2015 06:52 PM (Fv5eu)

169 I'm sure this is nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/pktrkt8

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2015 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

170 The Death Panels
They just never seem to die or if they do die someone reanimates them
And on a lighter note investigators of exSpeaker of the House also have another unnamed "individual"
Get the popcorn this could turn into a show as long running as The Cosby Show
If they had held this off it would have given Hillary another 3% boost in popular votes

Posted by: righter at May 29, 2015 06:53 PM (r6HrP)

171 I just can't wrap my head around these assholes' thought process..... who in the ripe fuck do they think will look at that and go "Wow! Hey, that looks like a Team I'd like to be on!"

And what's with that two-wheeled, mobile dildo in the background? A little something for Bill?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 29, 2015 06:53 PM (xOu6p)

172 Podesta could pass for a ghetto
kid who only had a hand me down skeleton T shirt for halloween

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (XYKz+)

173

Podesta, Rahm Emmanuel, and that Epstein shit. I hated all three of clinton-cocksuckers since 1993.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (J4Pwb)

174 Manganiello? Mangia!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (jR7Wy)

175 20 innings and 0 earned runs given up?
That's actually in the filthy territory.

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:54 PM (qyZxC)

176 Even Obama looks like a special forces warrior compared to this frail fuvkstick!

Posted by: tbd at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (c0HLr)

177 He looks like the straight guy at the gay bar..
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No. Maybe a pansy in an elementary school.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (NUqwG)

178
Add Stephanopolous to that list.

Look at all shitbags and creeps around the Clinton Crime Family.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (J4Pwb)

179 While jerking off a Times Square. thinking of raping women, Hillary came into the scene. So tragic.

Posted by: weekend at bernie's at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (WCnJW)

180 Sooth @ 132

That was the COVER of a lefty rag - maybe even the New Yorker?
And Ben Carson was absent, btw.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 29, 2015 06:55 PM (z65A/)

181 so shit hits the fan and john has to interview for a job in a community.

So what can you do to help our survival john?

John: I'm a professional trouble maker. Other than that I got nothing.

Posted by: just saying at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (wkuqO)

182 This post is even draining to my womanhood. Time to get out in Nature, red in tooth and claw.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (jR7Wy)

183
Posted by: righter

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (J4Pwb)

184 Podesta would certainly be a very effective negotiator in that fashionable attire; sitting down across the table from the Iranians. You would have to take someone seriously dress like that.

Posted by: Proustus, Alexius at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (wiK/A)

185
Posted by: righter

Get back under the stairs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:56 PM (J4Pwb)

186 Thanks chi.
My battery about ran out waiting. Appreciate your time on that.
And I don't even bother trying to do all that fancy stuff on my fone.

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at May 29, 2015 06:57 PM (qyZxC)

187 Add Stephanopolous to that list.

Another Red turning into an old lesbian. It's ... inexplicable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

188
I forgot about Ben Carson.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (J4Pwb)

189 Look at all shitbags and creeps around the Clinton Crime Family.
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Dikes, Dorks, and Douchebags

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (NUqwG)

190 Another Red turning into an old lesbian. It's ... inexplicable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

Its.... inevitable.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (xOu6p)

191 His right nipple almost put my eye out.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 29, 2015 06:58 PM (0RdKg)

192 Dikes, Dorks, and Douchebags

Now, now. That's the core of the Democratic Party you're talking about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 06:59 PM (rwI+c)

193 Get the popcorn this could turn into a show as long running as The Cosby Show

If they had held this off it would have given Hillary another 3% boost in popular votes

Posted by: righter at May 29, 2015 06:53 PM (r6HrP)

And if Bubba's there, this show gonna star a rapist too!

Posted by: Jeff Gannon at May 29, 2015 07:00 PM (gP1eR)

194 He's wearing Pearls...

Tre chic....

He's just a Sweat Transvestite, from, Transexual, HillaryVania........ ah....

Posted by: DR. Frankenfurter at May 29, 2015 07:00 PM (qh617)

195
In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Anyone see this nonsense flick??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 07:00 PM (J4Pwb)

196 Big t-shirts don't do skinny people favors.
The left ought to take some lessons from Kim Jr. Dude at least knows how to do the Bond villain look correctly.

Posted by: kartoffel at May 29, 2015 07:01 PM (fVxXv)

197 Damn, I'm glad my parents are both dead.

Posted by: John Podesta at May 29, 2015 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

198 Anyone see this nonsense flick??

Yeah, when it was called Short Circuit.

Posted by: no good deed at May 29, 2015 07:02 PM (GgxVX)

199 Anyone see this nonsense flick??
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 07:00 PM (J4Pwb)

--No, but it had a flood of ads and hype before its release and seemed to have bombed in the theaters.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:03 PM (Fv5eu)

200 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Anyone see this nonsense flick??

Posted by: Soothsayer

I watched the last 15 min or so.

Sucks donkey balls with a side of dick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 29, 2015 07:03 PM (uctT+)

201 The earlier post on the Clinton Fund: Money for Clintons, was fairly chilling, especially to the extent that the State Media is now talking breaking the omertà . Who do they plan on nominating in Hillary's place?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 07:04 PM (rwI+c)

202 We're dyin' down heah!

Posted by: James Carville at May 29, 2015 07:04 PM (oFCZn)

203 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force.

If it's in an Italian area, the mechanized police force would be called a Goombah.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2015 07:04 PM (LAe3v)

204
Why does every robot on the screen do the human thing??

They act human, or they want to be human. It's been done a hundred times.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (J4Pwb)

205 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Take a chance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (rwI+c)

206 Even by her standards Ginger is super hot in this Gilligan's episode.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (Fv5eu)

207 Damn, and Mary Ann.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:05 PM (Fv5eu)

208 N00d

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2015 07:06 PM (zt+N6)

209 The arrow on the bus points backwards. Ha effing ha.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 29, 2015 07:06 PM (wGMFq)

210
...he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Yeah, not really the 'first'...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2015 07:06 PM (J4Pwb)

211 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Wannabe rusty ass mofo.

Posted by: Johnny Five at May 29, 2015 07:07 PM (0cMkb)

212
Hand J?

Sheeeit, I'll suck your dik for MY new "foundation"

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 29, 2015 07:07 PM (LPHFE)

213 And now May Ann is nekkid.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2015 07:07 PM (Fv5eu)

214 74 He looks like something out of a book of children's horror stories. That smile. He's coming for you, kids. Run!
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 29, 2015 06:30 PM (shFKH)

Oooh, there was a Buffy episode with a demon in the hospital. He would for right in...

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (vmMMi)

215 And now May Ann is nekkid.

This comment is useless without channel numbers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (rwI+c)

216 The arrow on the bus points backwards.
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But if you look at the back side of the poster it points to the front! Tomorrow's twit.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (NUqwG)

217 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

That's my ckufing shtick, bitch!

Posted by: Data at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (0cMkb)

218 That's my ckufing shtick, bitch!
Posted by: Data at May 29, 2015 07:08 PM (0cMkb)

Even though I was first, Father always loved you more!

Posted by: Lore at May 29, 2015 07:10 PM (zt+N6)

219 So, Mr. Garrison is working for Hillary now?

Not surprised.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 29, 2015 07:10 PM (MkQKr)

220 In the near future, crime is patrolled by a mechanized police force. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.

Let there be light!*

*Double Secret Platinum AOSHQ Membership for the 1st person to guess the movie.

Posted by: Thermostellar Bomb #20 at May 29, 2015 07:12 PM (0cMkb)

221 Thermostellar:

DARK STAR. You're welcome.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 29, 2015 07:16 PM (iIzG7)

222 *Double Secret Platinum AOSHQ Membership for the 1st person to guess the movie.

Psst. Gotta get rid of unstable planets.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2015 07:17 PM (rwI+c)

223 All sorts of villages in the deepest part of the Amazon jungle are soon going to be wearing these t-shirts...no, wait. The Clintons' don't do charity work that is actually charitable.

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 29, 2015 07:20 PM (Orv1g)

224 216. Yeah I get that, but nobody's looking at both sides are they? 1/2 of the people see a logo on the vehicle pointing rearward. That's a laugh.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 29, 2015 07:22 PM (wGMFq)

225 He needs to work on his beach body to really rock that shirt.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at May 29, 2015 08:48 PM (3F6F8)

226 Love the pearl necklace. They even painted them white. Lol.

Posted by: rugburner at May 29, 2015 10:12 PM (PvIl1)

227 John Podesta? Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I saw that fifteen times and assumed it was just some primary school teacher idiot.

Posted by: bour3 at May 30, 2015 12:03 AM (5x3+2)

228 "Bring on on Perry/Cruz"

Okay I could go with half that ticket. Unfortunately the guy in front says I do not have a heart because I do not believe in bennies for illegals. Criticized Romney for being a "Vulture Capitalist" (good leftist propaganda that). And he lost to Romney, a great guy but horrible politician.

Posted by: ElMaughan at May 30, 2015 03:54 PM (84Ee3)

229 Saddam was worse than ISIS.

Posted by: bruce at May 30, 2015 06:19 PM (dJCrW)

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