Friday Morning Phoning It In

Sorry, busy this morning.

Posted by: BenK at 09:06 AM

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1 Wait new open thread?

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)

2 First!

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 09:07 AM (lIU4e)

3 The dog ate my comment.

Posted by: flounder at May 29, 2015 09:07 AM (8qS3M)

4 Can't play video, what is it about?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:08 AM (GpgJl)

5 The sun was in my eyes.

Posted by: flounder at May 29, 2015 09:08 AM (8qS3M)

6 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:08 AM (kff5f)

7 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

8 Locusts!

Posted by: flounder at May 29, 2015 09:09 AM (8qS3M)

9 I've got all day meetings today, so I need someone to volunteer for the duty of reminding everyone, on a thread-by-thread basis, that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

10
The dog ate my comment.

Posted by: flounder at May 29, 2015 09:07 AM (8qS3M)

Hey, if someone tries to eat you, you try to eat 'em right back!

Posted by: Barry "Captain Mal-efaction" Obama at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (XJkD9)

11 From the last thread #259:

Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government this power?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2015 09:04 AM (Zu3d9)

In the part where they allow the President to appoint the Supreme Court justices while his party controls the Senate by a wide majority.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (GpgJl)

12 Our poor people are fat and sassy.

***puffs out chest with American Pride***

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 29, 2015 09:11 AM (0tX/T)

13 Kind of funny that Bernie announced his candidacy with Ben & Jerry of Ben and Jerry's, one of about 16 gazillion ice cream makers in the US while bitching about the number of deodorant brands.

I predict his candidacy will be comedic gold.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2015 09:11 AM (g1DWB)

14 Gotta love it. Played the video and an ad for Secret deodorant pops up in the video player.

Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 29, 2015 09:12 AM (di1hb)

15 I thought the comments were being graded on a curve.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 29, 2015 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

16
I've got all day meetings today,

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

Finally getting financing for that blog you totally don't have?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 09:12 AM (XJkD9)

17 4 Can't play video, what is it about?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:08 AM (GpgJl)

Can't listen but it seems to be making fun of him for this comment:

You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

18 Ben & Jerry want their wealth redistributed.I'll take some.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2015 09:13 AM (mGBKM)

19 >>> I predict his candidacy will be comedic gold.

And what's the sometimes self-delusional response to criticism? That if you're catching flak you're above target? Ahem

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 29, 2015 09:13 AM (3ZtZW)

20
Over in England, where Charles C W Cooke is considered conservative, so is this guy:

Millionaire Ivan Massow has launched a campaign to be selected as the Conservative candidate for Mayor of London,

Failed businessman, alcoholic, bent as a cane back chair, living with a "young partner" to replace the one who committed suicide and a lesbian rent-a-womb who will give birth to Ivan's child in August.

http://tinyurl.com/mxubqba

Such fun!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:13 AM (kdS6q)

21 Vic, video is parody of Bernie, deodorant choices starve children, Sanders. It is decent.

Posted by: flounder at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (8qS3M)

22 BTW, my local news/government used the phrase 'saved or created' jobs in reference to a new project. That will cost 80mil. *facepalm*

Posted by: Lea at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (lIU4e)

23 Sanders evidently spent time in a kibbutz. Not sure what that means, other than its another aspect of socialism that he's apparently entrenched with.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (oVJmc)

24 I've got all day meetings today, so I need someone
to volunteer for the duty of reminding everyone, on a thread-by-thread
basis, that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant
traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

As if we could forget!
*watches EPA SWAT Team remove illegal rain barrel*

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (ftVQq)

25
Kind of funny that Bernie announced his candidacy with Ben & Jerry of Ben and Jerry's, one of about 16 gazillion ice cream makers in the US while bitching about the number of deodorant brands.

I predict his candidacy will be comedic gold.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2015 09:11 AM (g1DWB)

Actually, they aren't ice cream makers any longer, not since they sold out to that evil multinational conglomerate Unilever about 15 years ago. They've been coasting along on their investments ever since.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (XJkD9)

26 To be fair, it WAS an unregistered rain barrel!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 29, 2015 09:15 AM (ftVQq)

27 It was nice to see NRO quoted on the ONT saying the same thing about Sanders' inane deodorant quote that I did yesterday morning.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:15 AM (oVJmc)

28 Got a call from Jamaica!!!!
I won Publishers clearing House!!!
Life is good.

Posted by: Mr Clean at May 29, 2015 09:16 AM (/WmRg)

29 My understanding of economics is impeccable.

The obscene number of deodorants manufactured

has squeezed out shelf space for

for my favorite jerkin' ointment

"Old Mabel's Hemp Oil Liniment *Now with extra Patchoulli*"

Now, what am I going to do when fantasizing about abusing women?

This injustice must not stand!

Oh, by the way, I'm running for President.

...

...

Destroy the Corporate Overlords!!!

Posted by: Senator Bernie Sanders at May 29, 2015 09:16 AM (KUa85)

30 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (XJkD9)

Shut your whore mouth.

They are progressive GODS!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro VT at May 29, 2015 09:16 AM (Zu3d9)

31 Actually, they aren't ice cream makers any longer, not since they sold
out to that evil multinational conglomerate Unilever about 15 years ago.

Look at all the deodorants they make.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Unilever_brands

I assume these are the brands we'll be allowed to have in our Brave New Bernieworld.

Posted by: HR at May 29, 2015 09:17 AM (rHXGG)

32 Mother and 7 year old son shot dead in Baltimore. And it wasn't 'crossfire.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

33 I begin to understand why they got called stinking hippes / commies.

Posted by: @votermom at May 29, 2015 09:17 AM (exJTj)

34 I knew that bird was looking at me funny this morning

Spy pigeon jailed in India: Bird accused of working for Pakistani intelligence is placed in custody

http://tinyurl.com/pk9872n

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:18 AM (sWgE+)

35
Actually, they aren't ice cream makers any longer, not since they
sold out to that evil multinational conglomerate Unilever about 15 years
ago. They've been coasting along on their investments ever since.

They didn't EARN THAT!

Stealing money from the workers while they sit on their asses?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:18 AM (oVJmc)

36 Seeing as it's an open thread

Another review the double barrel .45.

https://youtu.be/BKoQRFwWkMY

Front sight fell off at about the 200 rd mark, and the rear sight never stayed tightened up.

Grip emblem fell off as well.

Looks like fun though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2015 09:18 AM (VPLuQ)

37 In a stupid meeting right now. Please shoot me.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2015 09:18 AM (dXn35)

38 There will be only one underarm deodorant under Communist Leader Sanders:

Smells Like Comrade Spirit

All comrades' odors were created equal. No comrade should smell better or perspire more than another.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (7ObY1)

39 OK, got it to play. funny I hope it goes viral. And that school looked like UVA in the background.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (GpgJl)

40 On the bright side, there appear to be plenty of job openings in the Office of Puddle and Ditch Water Management.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (659DL)

41 >>Actually, they aren't ice cream makers any longer, not since they sold out to that evil multinational conglomerate Unilever about 15 years ago. They've been coasting along on their investments ever since.

Even better. How many different brands of different home and personal goods do they make? Why aren't they dedicating all of their resources toward feeding starving children?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (g1DWB)

42 Could Juan Williams possibly any more full of shit?

Inquiring mind... and all that shit.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (BZAd3)

43 @20

Charles Cooke is conservative the same way Jen Rubin and Dacid Frum are conservative, he's a helpful conservative.

Which is to say he's not conservative at all.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2015 09:20 AM (kGXRK)

44 My native indigenous politically correct "people" didn't use deodorant because of the starving children!

Posted by: Liawatha Warren at May 29, 2015 09:20 AM (ftVQq)

45 There will be only one underarm deodorant under Communist Leader Sanders:

$47 each. Limited supply. No competition.

Mommy will have to choose between buying deodorant (when she can find it) or buying Hannah bread (when she can find it).

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

46 "Mother and 7 year old son shot dead in Baltimore. And it wasn't 'crossfire.'
"

Straight up execution.
Conjecture is that the mother was the primary target, with son as unexpected collateral shooting.
Timed to take place when other family members living there were absent.

And our States Attorney continues to be running a clown show.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2015 09:20 AM (VPLuQ)

47 So they're doing to Cruz what they did to Palin. Pushing fake quotes and the idiot LIV's are going to continue believe their bullshit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:21 AM (fWAjv)

48 Could Juan Williams possibly any more full of shit?

Inquiring mind... and all that shit.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 29, 2015 09:19 AM (BZAd3)
He'd explode on camera if you tried to pack any more of it in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 29, 2015 09:21 AM (ftVQq)

49 42,

Um, I'll go with "no".

Pretty straightforward.

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:22 AM (C9pBZ)

50 Mother and 7 year old son shot dead in Baltimore. And it wasn't 'crossfire.'

Or the police.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:22 AM (oVJmc)

51 Bernie Sanders cool fact:

http://tinyurl.com/qbbongf

He honeymooned in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 29, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

52 Worse than that, they're out of bullets.

Posted by: Just the (Russian) Punchline at May 29, 2015 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

53 Could Juan Williams possibly any more full of shit?

Only if they hollowed out a leg.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

54 Heh. And Secret is a Proctor & Gamble brand

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 29, 2015 09:23 AM (di1hb)

55 Howdy, folks! Everytime I post today, everyone runs away to hide on a new thread. Could it be because of my BO? Should I get some of that Ol' Mabel's Hemp Oil Liniment to hide my BO?

TIA!

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 29, 2015 09:23 AM (Orv1g)

56 "the Bernie Sanders School of Economics, where tuition is free and yet still overpriced."
Funny clever line. Sanders is a jerk.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (qSIlh)

57 Spy pigeon jailed in India: Bird accused of working for Pakistani intelligence is placed in custody.

Oblig.

http://tinyurl.com/nofg2jr

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (659DL)

58

Mommy will have to choose between buying deodorant (when she can find it) or buying Hannah bread (when she can find it).

Unfortunately, Mommy lost her job at the deodorant factory.

Thanks, Bernie.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (oVJmc)

59 I'll repeat from yesterday - we should play Bernie's game, such as:

It's soooo sad that there are starving children when Hillary makes $300K for a 1 hour speech.

Or

It makes me soooo sad that Liz Warren profited from flipping foreclosed comes while there are hungry children!

Or

How is it possible that Tom Steyer could spend $77 million on the 2014 elections when there are children who go to bed hungry !!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (q6kiT)

60 53, have to, as his head was already...

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (C9pBZ)

61 Kind of funny that Bernie announced his candidacy with Ben & Jerry

Bernie must look at the White House and figure he's kind of mainstream these days.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (FcR7P)

62 51 He honeymooned in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 29, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

Logical since he is an admitted communist. So why does every news org in the country put an "I" after his name instead of a "C"?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:24 AM (GpgJl)

63 The human body is over 90% water. There is a potential navigable waterway in every person.

Posted by: The EPA is here to help at May 29, 2015 09:25 AM (IRBGz)

64 --> 46
Mebbe the kids was put in witness suppression?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 29, 2015 09:25 AM (di1hb)

65 Why don't they just have the starving kids eat deodorant? Just jam a wooden stick up in there and win-win.

Hey, kids, getcher Old Spice Pops right here!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 29, 2015 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

66 Let's ask the people of Venezuela about the dangers of too many consumer options...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2015 09:26 AM (659DL)

67 maybe the starting point is to take food stamps away from people with overweight children and give the food stamps to people with hungry children.

Whaddaya think, Senator Bernie?

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2015 09:26 AM (qSIlh)

68 >>> Conjecture is that the mother was the primary target, with son as unexpected collateral shooting.

Likely won't be solved. AFAICT the police are doing the ole "anybody see anything, call us" bit, which means they have nothing.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 29, 2015 09:26 AM (3ZtZW)

69 >>The human body is over 90% water. There is a potential navigable waterway in every person.

Posted by: The EPA

Funny......and frightening!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 09:26 AM (q6kiT)

70 63,
Saw that flick. Raquel Welch?

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:26 AM (C9pBZ)

71 Look.

Bernie Sanders is a good guy.

He once gave me a Mentos. You know, the fresh Maker?

When my throat was parched- Parched. I tell you! - at a DC party.

You can't play politics with a guy who gives you a Mentos.

Posted by: Chas Cooke at May 29, 2015 09:27 AM (KUa85)

72
Friday time-waster:

The Telegraph: World's hardest geography quiz

Show off your knowledge of the world's most obscure capital cities

http://tinyurl.com/p6l3mzr

Taint easy. 67% for me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:27 AM (kdS6q)

73 I'll do my best not to let Sen Sanders know that we Bigfoots only use tree leaves instead of toilet paper when sanitizing our behinds.

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 29, 2015 09:27 AM (Orv1g)

74 The human body is over 90% water. There is a potential navigable waterway in every person.

Posted by: The EPA is here to help at May 29, 2015 09:25 AM (IRBGz)
I guess the EPA can seize any property they want, as long as it's raining at the time?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

75 Offered for your reading enjoyment, without comment.

http://voc.tv/1JYMQuA

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2015 09:28 AM (VPLuQ)

76 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 29, 2015 09:28 AM (P9eor)

77 Drudge is slipping. Same story has blocks on left and right side of page. (Twin City spy plane story, if you must.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (DT3rQ)

78 OT does any Lefty low info voter look at Hillary and think " she makes me think the future will be bright!"
I mean, that was the shtick that got TFG elected and they bought it coz he was a blank slate.

Posted by: @votermom at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (cbfNE)

79 If Bernie Sanders is really worried about starving children why does he charge so damn much for his fried chicken. And why are there 11 secret ingredients? Wouldn't one be sufficient?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (NeFrd)

80 >>>> Unfortunately, Mommy lost her job at the deodorant factory.

If its following the old Soviet model it probably wasn't deodorant she was making but instead some component of a secret military project or part of a tractor that never shows up anywhere.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (3ZtZW)

81 And I'll bet he wasn't even a real Colonel!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (NeFrd)

82 Drudge reads here. Page updated to correct the issue the moment I hit "Post".

That or he secretly works for the NSA.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 29, 2015 09:29 AM (DT3rQ)

83 >>Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

Yes, you could have stuck it in our ears. Now it's worse.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

84 Bernie Sanders? Why is he embarrassed by his birth name Bernie Glassberg?

http://tinyurl.com/295jje

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 29, 2015 09:30 AM (0FSuD)

85
If Bernie Sanders is really worried about starving children why does he
charge so damn much for his fried chicken. And why are there 11 secret
ingredients? Wouldn't one be sufficient?

OOOOOOO, I hate the Senator with his wee, beady eyes!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:30 AM (oVJmc)

86 "Likely won't be solved. AFAICT the police are doing the ole "anybody see anything, call us" bit, which means they have nothing."

Sadly, you are more then likely correct.

The neighborhood seems to be totally populated by one single family, the Nuffins.

Dindu Nuffin
Dono Nuffin
and their sister
Dincee Nuffin

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2015 09:31 AM (VPLuQ)

87 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:27 AM (kdS6q)

100%

/looks at fingernails

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2015 09:32 AM (659DL)

88 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

But, Does the Lion Sleep Tonight?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:33 AM (sWgE+)

89 it occurs to me that most of the people who would vote for Bernie Sanders don't know what deodorant is, so they might agree with him.

Posted by: mallfly at May 29, 2015 09:33 AM (qSIlh)

90 72, about that - the Marshall island's real capital is the swampland on the Potowmak. "Free association"...heh

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:33 AM (C9pBZ)

91 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

Or are you Just Hooked on a Feeling?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:33 AM (sWgE+)

92 So who is this Duggar and what did he do? Act out a painting scene?

Posted by: Draki at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (0eidE)

93 "Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.
"
Last week, someone posted that simply the act of chewing gum can stop an ear worm.

Absolute no-shit serious.

Have you given that a try?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (VPLuQ)

94
The National Spelling Bee ends in a tie for the second year as boy, 14, and girl, 13, spell tongue twisters 'scherenschnitte' and 'nunatak' with ease

Gokul Venkatachalam, 14, of Missouri and Vanya Shivashankar, 13, of Kansas both tied as co-champions in the Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday.

They were later disqualified for being unable to correctly spell their own last names.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (kdS6q)

95 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

I rode that highway on a Horse With No Name.

Or was it Wildfire?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (oVJmc)

96 >>Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

Call Me, Maybe?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (q6kiT)

97 Just for the record. Bernie is no kin.

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Sanders at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (0FSuD)

98 Weeeeeee, do weeedumbumaway, ohweeee....

Heh

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (C9pBZ)

99 The night Chicago died?

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:35 AM (C9pBZ)

100 I predict that Bernie Sanders' candidacy is going to be essentially a second run for McGovern. You know in a lefty-self-centered-ideological way that has no contact with actual facts, reality or history.

A McGovern run, in all probability, without any of the elements that made McGovern viable outside the Yippee vote.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (t//F+)

101 Say, is anyone else thinking about taking, oh, about a three month fishing vacation this summer? You know, to get out of a town one lives in that just might be nuked by Vlad, given how ably our JEF's diplomatic help has handled the situation?

Just curious to think about what others are thinking...

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (Orv1g)

102
Gokul Venkatachalam, 14, of Missouri and Vanya Shivashankar, 13, of
Kansas both tied as co-champions in the Scripps National Spelling Bee on
Thursday.

The winner should be whichever's name scores highest in Scrabble.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

103 Joe Biden is a high-functioning retard and he is the most normal of the national Democrat Party leadership.

Hillary Clinton makes Richard Nixon look like a paragon of virtue; Elizabeth Warren is a pompous pious fraud; and Bernie Sanders was fossilized in 1933. The Democrats aren't even running on fumes, they're just repeating the motions like a cargo-cultist. They aren't the stupid party - they're the Flat-Line Party.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (hLRSq)

104 >>it occurs to me that most of the people who would vote for Bernie Sanders don't know what deodorant is, so they might agree with him.

Excellent point. Bernie's target market views Big Personal Hygiene as the enemy of the western world.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (g1DWB)

105 From the last thread #259:

Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government this power?

Pen and Phone Clause.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:36 AM (UPSFS)

106 They were later disqualified for being unable to correctly spell their own last names.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:34 AM (kdS6q)

*****

Snort!!!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)

107 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

But you know It's a Small World After All.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (sWgE+)

108 EPA needs to be scaled back substantially.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (/Ho8c)

109 I don't even know what ventura highway was and still have that earache infection thing which makes me somewhat immune to earworms apparently so whatever just get the damned otoscope already

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (3ZtZW)

110 >>So who is this Duggar and what did he do? Act out a painting scene?

Member of the Duggar familt that has a TLC show about having 19 kids (he's one of the kids).

Sister toucher, but not invasive as was Lena Dunhan's sister touching. But he's Christian and worked for Family Research Council, so Burn the Witch!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (q6kiT)

111 94, any relation to the Beatles Shankar? I wonder...

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (C9pBZ)

112 test

Posted by: MH at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (F2IAQ)

113 Good morning fellow phoner-inners.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 09:38 AM (F2IAQ)

114 Say, is anyone else thinking about taking, oh, about a three month fishing vacation this summer? You know, to get out of a town one lives in that just might be nuked by Vlad, given how ably our JEF's diplomatic help has handled the situation?

Look. I've been working out my Emergency Bugout System plans for a while and it's giving me migraines. When you factor between ~~Reavers~~ urban yoot mobs, possible nuclear exchange, and general state/local nuttery, the Venn diagram ain't showing many promising spots these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 29, 2015 09:38 AM (DT3rQ)

115 Bernie Sanders favors limited choices for Americans....

one arm pit spray, one party, one way of life....

paid for by Control Freak Asshole Democrats who favor neo-feudalism

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 29, 2015 09:39 AM (/4AZU)

116 16
I've got all day meetings today,

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 29, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

Well that should keep you off the Top 10 List

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 09:39 AM (F2IAQ)

117 TL;DR

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 29, 2015 09:39 AM (evdj2)

118 The Democrats aren't even running on fumes, they're just repeating the motions like a cargo-cultist. They aren't the stupid party - they're the ~~Flat-Line~~ Zombie Party.

Fixed, with apologies to our good Zombie.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 29, 2015 09:40 AM (DT3rQ)

119 >>> So who is this Duggar and what did he do? Act out a painting scene?

O geez not this again

Look, he's a Deep Dwarf OK? Monster Manual II

Let it go

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at May 29, 2015 09:40 AM (3ZtZW)

120 114 Say, is anyone else thinking about taking, oh, about a three month fishing vacation this summer?----

No, but I leave for a week of fishing tomorrow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 09:40 AM (F2IAQ)

121 *channels AtC*

Even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 29, 2015 08:21 AM (gW5Vg)

That's a horny squirrel....

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 29, 2015 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

122 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 29, 2015 09:38 AM (DT3rQ)

Kenai Peninsula

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:41 AM (sWgE+)

123 Got a total ear worm for 2 days now...Ventura Highway by America. Could be worse.

But you know It's a Small World After All.

Zippity do-dah, zippity day, my, oh my it's a wonderful day......

The Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day......

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:41 AM (UPSFS)

124 The dog ate my ~~comment~~ content.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2015 09:42 AM (zoehZ)

125 Zippity do-dah, zippity day, my, oh my it's a wonderful day......

The Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day......

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:41 AM (UPSFS)

Whoomp, There It Is

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:42 AM (sWgE+)

126 De Camptown Ladies?

I get no kick from Champaign...

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:42 AM (C9pBZ)

127 The folks who own Ben and Jerry's might not be amused with Bernie's deodorant comment. The company is Unilever and they sell deodorant of various varieties.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 29, 2015 09:42 AM (FviSe)

128 EPA needs to be scaled back substantially.

Scaled back to 1815 levels.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:43 AM (UPSFS)

129 Josh Duggar is apparently someone none of us know who speaks for all of us, represents all of us, and we are liable for everything he has ever said or done.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

130
And that woman again:

Michelle Obama goes after s'mores: First Lady's MyPlate wants Americans to make the campfire snack WITHOUT chocolate and marshmallows

The USDA's MyPlate promoted a recipe for s'mores on its Twitter, which called for using low-fat vanilla yogurt and strawberries as opposed to chocolate and marshmallows.

http://tinyurl.com/pag4ygm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:44 AM (kdS6q)

131 But I sent you away, Oh, Mandy....

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

132 The Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day......
Posted by: rickb223

Whoomp, There It Is

Yeah. Some fvcker here put that in my ear yesterday. Just passing on the love.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:45 AM (UPSFS)

133 "23
Sanders evidently spent time in a kibbutz. Not sure what that means,
other than its another aspect of socialism that he's apparently
entrenched with.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:14 AM (oVJmc)"

My brother spent time on a kibbutz. He found it to be an interesting experience. The place was run as a sort of dude kibbutz where foreigners come and spend some time and get room and board in exchange for working in the farm fields. His most memorable anecdote is when he and a bunch of Brits were dropped off in a field and as soon as the truck was out of sight the Brits all lay down and started complaining about how bored they were. When my brother suggested that if they did the farm work that they were asked to do it would help pass the time, the Brits all looked at him like he was crazy.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 09:45 AM (QHgTq)

134 Off service in 1 hour. I need a drink.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 29, 2015 09:45 AM (maLc1)

135 Thanks for explaining. I miss out on a lot by not having TV of any kind. Glad I didn't miss out on him. Good point about lena dunham. I feel sorry for her ugly face, but I quickly get over it when I hear the stupid things she says.

Posted by: Draki at May 29, 2015 09:46 AM (0eidE)

136 I'll see your Mandy, and raise you a Copacabana...

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:46 AM (C9pBZ)

137 Nood. Friday pitcher.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 29, 2015 09:46 AM (ukNFU)

138 Michelle Obama goes after s'mores: First Lady's MyPlate wants Americans to make the campfire snack WITHOUT chocolate and marshmallows

****

The ultimate goal is to get rid of the crackers.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 29, 2015 09:46 AM (NeFrd)

139 Cracklin' Rose, a-get on board...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 29, 2015 09:47 AM (oVJmc)

140 It has to be said.

Bernie Sanders favorite deodorant is "Right Guard"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2015 09:47 AM (t//F+)

141 It's Earworm Friday!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2015 09:47 AM (UPSFS)

142 I'll see your Mandy, and raise you a Copacabana...

Posted by: anon a mouse at May 29, 2015 09:46 AM (C9pBZ)

Gimme a Break , Gimme a Break ....

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (sWgE+)

143 "128
EPA needs to be scaled back substantially.

Scaled back to 1815 levels.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 29, 2015 09:43 AM (UPSFS)"

My modest proposal for scaling back the EPA is to set fire to their buildings and shoot them as they come running out the doors.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (QHgTq)

144 Josh Duggar is apparently someone none of us know who speaks for all of us, represents all of us, and we are liable for everything he has ever said or done.

Someone's been reading our super-secret script.....

Posted by: MSM at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (q6kiT)

145 I'll see your Mandy, and raise you a Copacabana...

Don't make me go Bobby Goldsboro on you guys,

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (o/3Hk)

146

Virgil Kane is the name
And I served on the Danville train
'Till Stoneman's cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 29, 2015 09:49 AM (evdj2)

147 Bernie Sanders favorite deodorant is "Right Guard"

Red Guards.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 29, 2015 09:49 AM (evdj2)

148
That's a horny squirrel....
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 29, 2015 09:40 AM (RD7QR)

one potent little orange pill

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 09:50 AM (F2IAQ)

149 My modest proposal for scaling back the EPA is to set fire to their buildings and shoot them as they come running out the doors.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (QHgTq

Thread Winnah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2015 09:51 AM (F2IAQ)

150 108
EPA needs to be scaled back substantially.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 29, 2015 09:37 AM (/Ho8c)

No The
EPA needs to be abolished and everyone above the level of first line supervisor jailed.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 29, 2015 09:51 AM (GpgJl)

151 Anyone want to go out on a limb and guess what Hillary!'s position on ethanol subsidies is?

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 29, 2015 09:51 AM (Orv1g)

152 Couldn't listen to it but did Rand hire a Japanese version of Michael Bay for his new ad???

http://tinyurl.com/ntpruox

Weirdness and explosions and Lindsey in a pink car.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:52 AM (fWAjv)

153 Say, is anyone else thinking about taking, oh, about a three month fishing vacation this summer? You know, to get out of a town one lives in that just might be nuked by Vlad, given how ably our JEF's diplomatic help has handled the situation?

I've been saying for a long time that as soon as Russia, China, Islamoloonz, North Korea, etc-

figure out just how personally weak, just how ideologically blinded and just how much Obama hates, hates to the core of his being, the United States of America

they will then realize that this may be the only time where they can achieve their nationalistic goals nearly cost free in terms of US military opposition.

They still just can't quite believe a President would throw away all the hard fought gains made in blood and treasure by the US, but-

Yup! Iraq and the rest of the Middle East clown show is the proof.

And Obama made a speak a few years ago - detailing the idea that if we were hit by a nuclear bomb, we wouldn't retaliate because, and I quote-

"we could absorb an attack."

So....we got that working for us.

History is calling, bitchez.

China? Russia? Who's up for some nearly cost free territorial acquisitions?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 09:53 AM (KUa85)

154
My modest proposal for scaling back the EPA is to set fire to their buildings and shoot them as they come running out the doors.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 09:48 AM (QHgTq)

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2015 09:54 AM (XJkD9)

155 Ooga chakka
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Posted by: I can't stop this feelin.... at May 29, 2015 09:55 AM (0bXhD)

156 Apparently deodorant is a BFD with commies.

How long were food lines in the Soviet Union?

The longest line I ever been in was not exactly for food, but for deodorant. In was in Moscow in 1987 or so. It was if I remember correctly French deodorant called En Wal or En Val or something close to that. The line was like quarter mile long and they were selling 6 packs per person. It took me about 6 or 7 hours to get my six pack.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:55 AM (fWAjv)

157 Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 09:53 AM (KUa85)

Forgot about that quote from TFG.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 29, 2015 09:57 AM (fWAjv)

158 The USDA's MyPlate promoted a recipe for s'mores on its Twitter, which called for using low-fat vanilla yogurt and strawberries as opposed to chocolate and marshmallows.

http://tinyurl.com/pag4ygm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 29, 2015 09:44 AM (kdS6q)

Come and take them.

Posted by: Chocolate Heston at May 29, 2015 10:01 AM (8qS3M)

159 >>The longest line I ever been in was not exactly for food, but for deodorant.

Now why do I not think that it's no coincidence that Commie Bernie used deodorant in his hungry children statement?

It's like these Commies are frozen in time. He could have easily mentioned iPhones or something more modern to be more relevant, and yet he mentioned deodorant and sneakers. Gah!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 10:03 AM (q6kiT)

160 Speaking of ear worms....

Back in the late 70's/early 80's I was stationed at Ft Lewis. There was a place in Tacoma called the Java Jive (still there). Front of the building was shaped like a campfire style coffee pot.

In the back, the owners' son sat between a couple of keyboards. Folks would shout out TV related topics and the kid would play - show theme songs, ad jingles, etc.

Impossible to leave absent a head full of worms.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 29, 2015 10:05 AM (di1hb)

161 Remy (guy in the video) is hysterical. For those of you who haven't seen much, he's worth checking out.

Posted by: some asshole at May 29, 2015 10:08 AM (jbwtm)

162 "And Obama made a speak a few years ago - detailing
the idea that if we were hit by a nuclear bomb, we wouldn't retaliate
because, and I quote-

"we could absorb an attack."

So....we got that working for us.

History is calling, bitchez.

China? Russia? Who's up for some nearly cost free territorial acquisitions?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 29, 2015 09:53 AM (KUa85)"

The premise in "One Second After" is that three nuclear missiles set off over the United States created a series on EMP that knocked out the electrical network and fried the electronics in all modern cars and trucks as well as frying radios, televisions, phones and computers. The missiles were fired from three ships, one off the Atlantic coast, one in the Gulf of Mexico and one in the Pacific Ocean. After the missiles were launched, the ships were vaporized in nuclear explosions that destroyed the ships and all evidence aboard them.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 29, 2015 10:10 AM (QHgTq)

163 I don't know who the USDA thinks their audience is on that stuff. Their best is still their "My Plate" Thanksgiving makeover where among their tips they suggest replacing pie with fruit salad, and drinking water to reduce calories. Really.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2015 10:12 AM (q6kiT)

164 Recession Barry just saved me $725 a month on health insurance. When the premium went to $725, I dropped my coverage. Thanks Recession Barry, your the best.

Posted by: Big Ben at May 29, 2015 12:10 PM (Y2oXe)

165 ~~15 I thought the comments were being graded on a curve.

~Meh, the syllabus says it's pass/fail.

Posted by: socalcon at May 29, 2015 01:29 PM (vHlQ5)

166 138. The ultimate goal is to get rid of the crackers.

Oh. I see what you did there.

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