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Gioachimo Galbusera (Gioachino), "Landscape in Autumn Forest" (n.d.)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:32 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: HH at May 28, 2015 10:32 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 28, 2015 10:33 AM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 28, 2015 10:33 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Clinton & Manning: The Chelseas at May 28, 2015 10:35 AM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 28, 2015 10:35 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: joncelli at May 28, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Come to me RD. Muahahahahahaha.
Posted by: THE BARREL at May 28, 2015 10:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joncelli at May 28, 2015 10:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: HH at May 28, 2015 10:36 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 28, 2015 10:36 AM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Peter Griffin, art critic at May 28, 2015 10:36 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Carol at May 28, 2015 10:37 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: HH at May 28, 2015 10:37 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:37 AM (U7cLk)
Posted by: Bob Ross's Impressed Corpse at May 28, 2015 10:37 AM (DL2i+)
Moving threads, but thanks mynewhandle for looking up sugar lobby stuff I was too lazy to look up! 1789. Wow.
So we can just blame the corn lobby instead I guess.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (X1txt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (8XRCm)
Next to the second sniper.
Talking to the Illegal Immigrant who is a natural Republican.
Behind the pile of rainbow colored organic Unicorn shit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2015 10:38 AM (UlJ3l)
http://www.aeolia.net/legs/legsgal.htm
SFW.
(and yes, I am a Great American)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 10:39 AM (7ObY1)
From my reading, the whole agriculture industry seems to be subsidies on top of subsidies on top of price floors and price ceilings on top of government guarantees and "insurance" on top of tariffs... and it seems to have been that way forever.
Good luck ever unraveling that ball of shit.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:39 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 28, 2015 10:40 AM (KUa85)
Interesting...
I still, at face value, prefer Walker or Cruz - but I'd certainly take Pataki over Bush or Rubio or the others.
For now, that is. Let's hear him speak at the national level and see what he has to say...
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 28, 2015 10:40 AM (zurJC)
Next to the second sniper.
Talking to the Illegal Immigrant who is a natural Republican.
Ask the pendejo to fire up the leaf blower. We need this shit cleaned up toot suite!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:40 AM (U7cLk)
Then I'm going in garden.
Have a good day!
Last line missing one syllable.
Posted by: Haiku Police at May 28, 2015 10:41 AM (7ObY1)
...yeah?
I wasn't aware that Pataki had any base of support either in or outside of NY.
Just checked wikipedia though, he was never incarcerated for corruption... so that's got to be a plus on his resume, considering he's been hanging out in NY politics for most of his life.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:41 AM (AkOaV)
I enjoy mocking Hector and watching him become increasingly insane.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 10:42 AM (g1DWB)
Interesting...
I still, at face value, prefer Walker or Cruz - but I'd certainly take Pataki over Bush or Rubio or the others.
For now, that is. Let's hear him speak at the national level and see what he has to say...
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 28, 2015 10:40 AM (zurJC)
The guy could put a cocaine addict to sleep using just his personality. And I say that as somebody about as exciting as a warm glass of milk.
Posted by: joncelli at May 28, 2015 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Haiku Police
_____________
"Day" is pronounced with two syllables, Yankee.
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2015 10:42 AM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 28, 2015 10:43 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 28, 2015 10:43 AM (o/3Hk)
I apparently use my keyboard and mouse too loudly. And breathe irregularly. Breaks my female cube-mate's concentration, per HR.
Said female cube-mate is now off on one of what will amount to seven or eight 10-minute, loud, cackling hen-fests today about...what is it right now? Oh, some Youtube video.
Sweet meteor, now, please.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:43 AM (vgIRn)
who bitch this is?
comin' from pennsylvania, tryin to lecture people on how to talk.
shiiiiiittt. (which, for the record, is three syllables for haiku purposes)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:44 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 10:44 AM (JO9+V)
shhhh! Type more quietly!
And breath normally!
Posted by: SMOD, who also hates LOUD TYPERS at May 28, 2015 10:45 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at May 28, 2015 10:45 AM (u0lmX)
In art news, Mary Ellen Mark - one of the great documentary photographers, passed away this week at the age of 75:
NYT Obit
http://tinyurl.com/nkuxfpd
Gallery of her work
http://tinyurl.com/okx5445
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 10:46 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 28, 2015 10:46 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (X1txt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (lKSyl)
shiiiiiittt. (which, for the record, is three syllables for haiku purposes)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:44 AM (AkOaV)
Ey! Youse guys shut up there! After I go to the da food store and watch da Iggles I come over there and kick youns ass!
Posted by: Bad Philly accent, yo. at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
It's fascinating. And I have that little frijolero to thank for it.
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 28, 2015 10:48 AM (eytER)
Yes, I think it's a total mess. Drove through Mississippi last year and cotton fields have turned into soybeans, rules have turned catfish ponds into something else, etc...It's artificially screwing with our food supply and it's mostly for stuff you don't want to eat. I think they need to get at it with a weed wacker, one subsidy at a time.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:48 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 10:47 AM (7ObY1)
I sh*t you not.
Apparently, I also sigh now and then. Sometimes, up to twice an hour.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:49 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2015 10:49 AM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 28, 2015 10:50 AM (lNSdJ)
I apparently use my keyboard and mouse too loudly. And breathe irregularly. Breaks my female cube-mate's concentration, per HR.
Said female cube-mate is now off on one of what will amount to seven or eight 10-minute, loud, cackling hen-fests today about...what is it right now? Oh, some Youtube video.
Sweet meteor, now, please.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:43 AM (vgIRn)
Yeah, I can remember being disciplined because my smoke breaks were too long. Meanwhile, the same people who complained about me spent half the day standing around talking. But that was on the clock, so it didn't count or something.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2015 10:50 AM (zoehZ)
That puto ees loco la cabesa.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:50 AM (U7cLk)
She went to HR about that????
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:50 AM (lIU4e)
How long before the Black chief of polesse is fired? 36 killed this month already. Where is the DOJ?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 10:50 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 10:51 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 28, 2015 10:51 AM (S7x7a)
As long as you're not clipping your toenails at your desk, breathe away.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 10:51 AM (ZKzrr)
I'M not raking that shit!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:37 AM (U7cLk)
No problem senor, I have leaf blower! You pay cash?
Posted by: Juan at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (0FSuD)
haha, what?
My office has 6 person cubes. They're designed in a "pod" shape. For 6 people.
And cubes are not permanent fixtures and have nothing to do with building codes.
I don't know where you live, but I can promise you that where I live the building inspector does not give a shit how many people are in a cube, as long as we're not violating the maximum occupancy of the building for fire code purposes.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mattress gurl at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (OpDDu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:49 AM (vgIRn)
I had a suitemate freshman year who would get very angry if she caught me whistling. At 3pm. ?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (lIU4e)
She went to HR about that????
1 prncil, 2 pencils, 3 pencils, (sigh), DAMMIT!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:52 AM (U7cLk)
Posted by: Furious George at May 28, 2015 10:53 AM (UlJ3l)
Congratulations! You are a bee!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 10:53 AM (JO9+V)
Seriously? What the actual f*ck is wrong with people? Breathing irregularly?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 10:53 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 10:53 AM (LA7Cm)
6 for 6? Sounds legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (U7cLk)
So, you're pod people.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)
Well its like the Soviet whaling industry.
Nearly killed off the entire world population of whales to meet "quotas" but no Russians wanted to eat disgusting whale fat meat so the majority of it went bad.
Yet they sent the whaling fleet out year after year.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (OpDDu)
Nearly killed off the entire world population of whales to meet "quotas" but no Russians wanted to eat disgusting whale fat meat so the majority of it went bad.
Yet they sent the whaling fleet out year after year.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (AkOaV)
*furiously taking notes*
Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 28, 2015 10:55 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2015 10:55 AM (BZAd3)
or eight 10-minute, loud, cackling hen-fests today about...what is it
right now? Oh, some Youtube video.
Sweet meteor, now, please.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 10:43 AM (vgIRn)
You need this....... http://tinyurl.com/prjs2cd
THIS will piss her off and her complaint about gas is discrimination!!
Posted by: Juan at May 28, 2015 10:55 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 10:55 AM (VPLuQ)
Yoouse guys should get some wooter
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 28, 2015 10:51 AM (S7x7a)
Wudder? Fook that, get me a Yuengling!
Posted by: Bad Philly accent, yo. at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (kff5f)
Ha. If you have one of those sleep apnea masks I would complain too.
HR, I totally want one of those.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (lIU4e)
What are you looking at on the 'puter that makes your breathing distracting?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Hank at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (mb+j8)
Claim it's a disability and invoke the ADA.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 10:57 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 10:57 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 10:57 AM (0FSuD)
HR, I totally want one of those.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (lIU4e)
CPAPs are pretty much inaudible...although using one at the office would certainly draw attention for other reasons.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)
http://freebeacon.com/blog/kate-uptons-fantastic-beasts-coming-soon/
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (67lRH)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (ZKzrr)
He said it didn't matter because as soon as it was ripe the local gov agent would come by examine it and he would plow it all under. Then he would get a check from the government.
I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2015 10:59 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Hank at May 28, 2015 10:56 AM (mb+j
Bad move, Michele won't like the competition.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)
Luckily I work from home most days.
Although the office is very nice.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 10:59 AM (AkOaV)
Maybe they are now, I don't know. Ten years ago I had to sleep in a trailer with a girl who was wearing one and it was god awful.
Bob, I know you're complaining not looking for solutions, but can you get your office to buy you a quieter keyboard? It seems to me that some are louder than others.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:00 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (GpgJl)
Sure, makes sense.
Sounds like the milk industry.
Govt sets prices, buys all the milk, then destroys the excess to keep grocery store prices set and/or sells it to grocery distributors at a loss, depending on the annual yield.
Smart.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:00 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:00 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 11:01 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:00 AM (lIU4e)
That's just giving in to teh crazy.
Gotta make a stand somewhere in life.
My cube mate is a keyboard pounder, especially when he gets frustrated.
He POUNDS the keyboard, makes the whole cube shake.
I just live with it. Because I'm not an asshole who can't be around other people without bitching to HR.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:01 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:02 AM (0HooB)
Just go to HR, and tell them that she is singling you out because of your sexual orientation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:02 AM (VPLuQ)
If she went to HR about this you need to start documenting any non-work stuff she might be doing.
Or maybe she got called to HR for poor performance and she scapegoated you?
Anytime HR is involved emplyees need to document the heck out of everything, imo.
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:02 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (oVJmc)
I don't know whether to be aggrieved or honored that my schtick has been picked up.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (kff5f)
http://freebeacon.com/blog/kate-uptons-fantastic-beasts-coming-soon/
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Commenter at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (67lRH)
http://tinyurl.com/kxxwkss
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (sWgE+)
Painting looks like the area where I had one of my treestands in WNY (Wyoming county)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:00 AM (sWgE+)
So you killed Bambi's mother? H8ter!
Posted by: Madcow. MSDNC at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (0FSuD)
This is an easy one to game. Make up some disability(ies) that account for these grievous offenses, then demand accommodation under the ADA, or you will sue the company and her personally for violating your (liberal-given) rights.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:04 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 28, 2015 11:04 AM (C01T5)
From the Dump, VDH was making his occasional mistake, I think. He simply assumes the US will snap back from the idiocy of the last six years WRT foreign policy.
Uh uh. The Reagan example is completely misleading because the US is (duh) now a very different country. It's populace now marinates in idiocy on all topics, and has raised almost two generations on it, and the default majority worldview and character are completely different than the 1980s.
It's a country that whines like a British union parasite over the slightest difficulty in any war, that will abandon and squander sacrifices of blood and treasure in the blink of an eye, without a clue. Even most of the less beknighted sorts cling to a fanstasy world in which naive fancy footwork and water-cooler "strategy" BS can deliver results, pain-free (this would be "conservative" clueless whiners, well represented in these comment sections). And this leaves aside the state of military leadership. Which is not mostly a problem of the purges of the last six years, it's much worse and deeper.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2015 11:04 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jebster at May 28, 2015 11:04 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Madcow. MSDNC at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (0FSuD)
Every chance I got.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:05 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:05 AM (VPLuQ)
Bwa-hahahaha.
That's hilarious, and needs to be made very, very public.
I would *love* for someone to ask, "Why, exactly, is it in the interest of your members for them to work *below* the minimum wage?"
Watching them tie themselves in rhetorical knots would be mightily entertaining.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 11:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 11:05 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
Already did. My anxiety and depression, while annoying as hell, can occasionally be convenient.
My first rodeo, this ain't.
But sweet Elvis' beard, any male who acted that way would have had his ass kicked years ago.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 11:06 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Madcow. MSDNC at May 28, 2015 11:03 AM (0FSuD)
Every chance I got.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:05 AM (sWgE+)
How many mothers did Bambi have? Ghey polygynous relationships have reached the animal world?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:01 AM (AkOaV)
Well, yes, I agree with you on that. But maybe Bob could give someone else a task that would make keep them busy, absolve him of 'guilt', and make everybody think he gave a damn?
Or you can just ignore it and bitch online. That works too.
BTW, I agree with you that some people are really loud typers. My voice gets louder when I'm telling a story and my coworkers just tell me I'm getting loud. Nobody would call HR because that's ridiculous.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (lIU4e)
93 On the subject of stupid agri policies
... he would plow it all under. Then he would get a check from the government.
I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (GpgJl)
The new hawt money-transfer scheme in our area is a 'set-aside' program for farmers to plant strips of grass for erosion control....in northern Indiana....on fields that are as flat as Keira Knightley' chest
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (OpDDu)
disability(ies) that account for these grievous offenses, then demand
accommodation under the ADA, or you will sue the company and her
personally for violating your (liberal-given) rights.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:04 AM (oKE6c)
This is good advice, trust him he's pre med, or pre law?
http://tinyurl.com/qbe89cu
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (ZKzrr)
On second thought, maybe she'd turn into your bunny boiler. Bad idea.
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:06 AM (2Ojst)
Ehh, I let god sort it out.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (JO9+V)
"Pataki/Psaki 2016!"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (5buP8)
I previously had a young female coworker (she didn't work out, believe it or not) who complained to my manager about "micro aggressions" and actually used the word "triggering" referring to an oafish guy in our office who looks like he came right out of central casting for the jersey shore.
Now to be fair, he is kind of annoying to be around. But my manager (a woman) was like "this can't be for real..."
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Juan McVain at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 28, 2015 10:58 AM (GpgJl)
We subsidize farmers to grow corn in Iowa, but subsidize them to plow it under in other areas.
Sounds about right.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (X1txt)
How'd he have time for a job between gym, tanning and laundry?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (OpDDu)
At a minimum, at least one of us spends too much time here.
Pretty bad when you can guess the poster just by the words being used.
Except for AtC.
She can mimic a scary real liberal without even breaking into a sweat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (rDqRv)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 11:10 AM (xWW96)
Actually, all it says is that we don't know.
I choose to believe that it is.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 11:10 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (lIU4e)
Exactly.
If I'm on the phone or something and I need him to quiet down a little I'll ping him and say "your keyboard emailed me and said 'help, I'm being domestically abused! call 911!'" or something and he gets the point.
I try to make a joke out of it instead of turning it in to a big thing.
And only if I need the quiet. I usually just let him beat the keyboard like a pimp beatin his ho without saying anything.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:10 AM (AkOaV)
Just for that you should switch out your keyboard with an IBM Model M style clicky keyboard.
That should fix her wagon.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 28, 2015 11:11 AM (kGXRK)
*gobbles chocolate*
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:11 AM (cbfNE)
She can mimic a scary real liberal without even breaking into a sweat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (VPLuQ)
She doesn't sweat. She glistens
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:11 AM (sWgE+)
Buy one of those new high-priced "mechanical" (meaning really f*cking loud) ones. "Because it's for my carpal tunnel" or something.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 11:11 AM (kff5f)
137 No, no, just that they haven't proven it's a weight loss product yet. Obviously, more testing is needed.
*gobbles chocolate*
Phew! I was worried there for a moment...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Jim Halpert at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (0FSuD)
Jesus! And I thought I was bad for putting salad dressing in my coworkers desk.
Took him like 3 months to find it.
He retaliated by putting a double cheeseburger from McDonalds in my desk. Took me like 6 months to find it. Didn't smell at all and looked like it was fresh and edible.
Not sure if that should scare me or not.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (BZAd3)
*gobbles chocolate*
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:11 AM (cbfNE)
How about the jack daniels chocolate cake I found on pinterest last night. Is that a weight loss product?
Maybe I should do a field test. Just to be sure.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:12 AM (lIU4e)
Don't worry, Iowans can also collect a lot of money for not planting corn in the first place.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:13 AM (ZKzrr)
Cant find much about this guy beyond that he died in 1944 in what I assume Italy. Was he a fascist?
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 28, 2015 11:13 AM (iQIUe)
And hummingbirds flock around her on the rare times she may venture Outside in summer, hoping for a sip.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:13 AM (0HooB)
Woman has more testosterone than all of the GOPe combined.
Posted by: bystander at May 28, 2015 11:13 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:14 AM (VPLuQ)
That's how far into the rabbit hole the press has gone: The Clintons are crooked people and act crooked, so that shouldn't be news!
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 11:14 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:13 AM (0HooB)
And bees cry for her sweet nectar.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:14 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 28, 2015 11:15 AM (S7x7a)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:07 AM (0FSuD)
What's the difference?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Tree of Liberty at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (jsYc/)
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (xWW96)
Cliff notes: Fat girls can't wear thongs. Most dykes are fat. Market!
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (0FSuD)
Oh, for gods sake...
When are we going to get past the fiction that straight men have *anything to do* with womens underwear or really anything fashion related?
We don't. We don't really care. Women care.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (AkOaV)
You say your keyboard is too loud?
Get this
http://tinyurl.com/qejc8c3
Heh. Reminds me of old movies featuring newsrooms, with endless clatter of dozens of people bashing away on manual typewriters. Factory din.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (oVJmc)
Woulda, shoulda....
Posted by: Stelio Kontos at May 28, 2015 11:17 AM (O7MnT)
She can mimic a scary real liberal without even breaking into a sweat.
She's successfully trolled the Horde that way at least twice since I started hanging out here. Truly a gift.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 11:17 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (oKE6c)
Both get government licenses, both can kill you. One actually has to work.
That's all I have.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:17 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:16 AM (oKE6c)
Both get government licenses, both can kill you. One actually has to work.
That's all I have.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:17 AM (0FSuD)
Are you talking about cops or what?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
She can mimic a scary real liberal without even breaking into a sweat.
It's because gingers have no souls.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 11:18 AM (oVJmc)
They do too.
They keep them in Mason jars, so they can admire them after stealing them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:19 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 11:10 AM (xWW96) /i]
The best one I ever saw: a guy tied a rubber spider to a telephone handset with a weak, stretchy rubber band about a foot long, then called up the victim. He grabbed up the phone and a second later the rubber spider landed on his face. Guy almost had a heart attack.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:19 AM (oKE6c)
Oh yeah, the anointed one, Jeb Bush, who the GOP has smiled upon.
All them other guys get to split up the not-Bush vote. Methinks the fix is in.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 28, 2015 11:19 AM (XmOA9)
On a manual you rest your fingers on the keys as you think.
On an electric, you get a page of rrrrrrrrrrrr if you do that.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:19 AM (0FSuD)
Their gonna need a bigger stage
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 11:09 AM (rDqRv)
Like ace said, two nights, random groupings, no holds barred, supply your own folding chairs.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:21 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
Lawyers and Doctors. We could add cops.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:21 AM (0FSuD)
Just one more in the continuing series of First World problems that we as a nation are burdened with.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (VPLuQ)
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Oh, I don't think I agree with that. The story had an intriguing mention of something called a "belfie" (a selfie from behind) on which I will now need to do some quick internet research.
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (cbfNE)
But then, in a few weeks, I guess there's new episode of the lesbos-in-prison show with the tranny and Captain Janeway.
Sigh
Posted by: Stelio Kontos at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (O7MnT)
You haven't seen anything until you've seen a bunch of guys in a machine shop use High Spot Bluing. It's like the stickiest grease you can imagine with blue dye. Comes in a tube.
And since so many things are greasy anyway, after a while you ignore the feeling.
One machine we had used a reticle with a shroud around it like a jeweler's eye loupe. That was always a good place to put it. Second best was on the phone's handset. Handles on machines were great too.
My trick was to swear retribution (which I rarely did) with a wicked grin. It'd drive guys nuts for days, looking and wiping and looking and wiping...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)
Oh yeah, belfies are totally a thing.
I believe they were popularized by Brucette Jenners step daughter -- the one with the big ass.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:23 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:23 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 11:23 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 11:23 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:23 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 11:24 AM (JO9+V)
Pataki, Santorum, Walker, Perry, Rubio, Paul, Cruz, Fiorina, Christie, Huckabee, did I forget one?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Probably.
Should come up with a mnemonic so we don't forget any.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 11:24 AM (kdS6q)
Navy ship
Binoculars
Sound Powered phones
Shoe Polish
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:25 AM (VPLuQ)
So AtC is like the various Disney princesses what have the cute woodland creatures appear and "help" with her tasks and needs?
Except her cute little creatures will rip you apart slowly.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:25 AM (ZKzrr)
He said it didn't matter because as soon as it was ripe the local gov agent would come by examine it and he would plow it all under. Then he would get a check from the government.
I wanted to puke.
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The government pays you to not grow stuff. I haven't grown an ear of corn of a stalk of wheat my whole life. I figure I've got a big payday coming.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:25 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:25 AM (oKE6c)
Mnemonic: Pick shit, we pick real crap for cruddy hopes.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah. Are you not familiar with instagram?
That's essentially what it is. One big site for fat asses.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:26 AM (AkOaV)
Needless to say, Lisa was grudgingly happy about the attention, but going forward, a lot less whiny about how she did so much.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2015 11:27 AM (0o1Jb)
Ready for Hillary!
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You so owe me a keyboard
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 11:27 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:27 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 28, 2015 11:28 AM (NPgvx)
Navy ship
Binoculars
Sound Powered phones
Shoe Polish
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:25 AM (VPLuQ)
Not exactly an office prank, but when I played baseball in high school and college a common one was to put Atomic Balm (like Ben-Gay on steroids, causes intense burning sensation, used for sore arms) into another guy's jockstrap. The victim would spend an entire game squirming uncomfortably, as discreetly as possible, while everyone else pissed themselves laughing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:28 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 11:24 AM (kdS6q)
There's no surnames that start with vowels! Any mnemonic device would surely look like Russian, or Nordic in reverse, and need its own device to remember. Chaos would result.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 28, 2015 11:28 AM (XmOA9)
Well it would have to be, wouldn't it. Widescreen, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (JO9+V)
192
So AtC is like the various Disney princesses what have the cute woodland creatures appear and "help" with her tasks and needs?
Except her cute little creatures will rip you apart slowly.
That'll be part of the charm of living in Alextopia.
Disney could stand a whole truckload of princesses whose sidekicks truly represent nature red in tooth and claw.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (95CzI)
--
Shhhh! Everyone hold your breath and stop typing.
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (cbfNE)
Get this
http://tinyurl.com/qejc8c3
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:14 AM (VPLuQ)
"Scratches, friction and keyboard are artificial deliberately to show the Historical Bitterness."
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (zoehZ)
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The father of a friend of mine was a crusty old farmer. His solution for keeping rats out was to catch a few, put them in a barrel, beat them to death as they squealed in panic, record the whole thing, and play the tape as needed.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2015 11:27 AM (LISuA)
I'm checking Amazon for a real LOUD one!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:30 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)
We had a perverted and retarded (due to inbreeding) guy in the fab shop who was known for jerking off in the men's room. He swept the floors when not jerking, and was universally loathed by all the women. He fancied himself a singer and musician though his talent was mostly in his own empty head.
On the lady's birthday I arranged for him to bring his guitar into her office and serenade her for a half hour or so. I never fessed up, but while the abomination was in progress, I noticed she was looking at me with murder in her lovely eyes.
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2015 11:30 AM (xWW96)
That's essentially what it is. One big site for fat asses.
What the hell are you looking at on instagram?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:30 AM (lIU4e)
That's essentially what it is. One big site for fat asses.
What the hell are you looking at on instagram?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:30 AM (lIU4e)
Fat asses, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:31 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:31 AM (cbfNE)
I walked into work one day on a super-hot day and exclaimed to the room "Boy, it's hot out there today!"
Later that afternoon, I was called to H.R. and told that a black special snowflake had complained that I had called him "boy."
I spent the next half hour patiently explaining to the H.R. scrunt that "boy" is an expression and that I had said that phrase to a room of about 50 people, of various races, without looking at anyone in particular.
I ended up promising to never use the word "boy" again on workplace grounds.
Turned out the black special snowflake was laying down a pre-defense over something fireable he had done. So he could play the race card. And he didn't care if an innocent whitey had to go down in order for him to do it.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:31 AM (7ObY1)
That's essentially what it is. One big site for fat asses.
What the hell are you looking at on instagram?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:30 AM (lIU4e)
Fat asses, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:31 AM (2Ojst)
Ummmm...Instagram has some other purpose?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (lKSyl)
Part of me thinks that's cruel. Then the other part of me whacks that part of me upside the head and says "They're rats you idiot!"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
What? No love for
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (LA7Cm)
FIFY
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2015 11:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:34 AM (7ObY1)
farmer. His solution for keeping rats out was to catch a few, put them
in a barrel, beat them to death as they squealed in panic, record the
whole thing, and play the tape as needed.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:29 AM (lKSyl)
Morons and moronettes, we have found our Presidential candidate for 2016.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:34 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 11:34 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 11:35 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
I don't actually know what the purpose of instagram is. But if that is all he's seeing, I think he must be seeking it out.
Mine is full of wine, puppies and children.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:36 AM (lIU4e)
Personally, i dont see how anything in your crack is comfortable. Prove me wrong...
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 28, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Not that I'm aware of.
Just belfies, I thought.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:37 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 11:35 AM (LA7Cm)
"Curvy" and "full-figured" are descriptors often given by morbidly obese gals.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2015 11:37 AM (2Ojst)
If the media doesn't have a rebuttal, they will simply ignore the book. We shall see.
She has more guts than any politician out there.
Posted by: PJ at May 28, 2015 11:38 AM (cHuNI)
By whom? Someone on the blog? Bwahahahahahaha!
You need to downgrade you subscription to Balsa Wood AoSHQ to attain what you appear to desire.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2015 11:38 AM (95CzI)
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:36 AM (lIU4e)
Just like mah belly!
Posted by: Fat Bastard at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (XmOA9)
And if someone tells you your blind date is "Reubenesque," head for the hills!
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (7ObY1)
Every time Drudge links to a CBS Baltimore story about Police/riots/Freddy Gray/protests, etc, the comment count at the CBS article goes through the roof.
The latest link about residents being fearful, and wondering where the police are has over two thousand comments in under two hours.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (evdj2)
That's essentially what it is. One big site for fat asses.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:26 AM (AkOaV)
I had an account, BUT they changed their service contract. I cancelled.
They now OWN the copyright on EVERY picture you post.
Let me repeat EVERY PICTURE YOU POST THEY OWN THE COPYRIGHT.
Having an account defines stupid.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (0FSuD)
Check under IBM 84 key keyboard. The ones with the metal frame so tough and heavy, would give Mad Max his daily workout while Furiosa was trying to blow it up.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (rLsb7)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 11:22 AM
And what's wrong with the honeysuckle Her Grace grows on the fence? I'm sure that's what wrg500 was referencing. This is a classy blog, after all....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (5L9G0)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (7ObY1)
But I LOVE Reubens! Especially with pastrami.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (AkOaV)
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We need to reach out across the aisle for a reasonable compromise with only a certain amount of tax added.
- Every RINO ever
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (lKSyl)
I find the 40s style women panties intriguing.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (iQIUe)
I think I have it figured out.
Every time Drudge links to a CBS Baltimore story about
Police/riots/Freddy Gray/protests, etc, the comment count at the CBS
article goes through the roof.
The latest link about residents being fearful, and wondering where
the police are has over two thousand comments in under two hours.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:39 AM (VPLuQ)
The Daily Mail said Drudge's links are HALF of all their hits in the world. He must be getting a kickback.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (0FSuD)
Let me repeat EVERY PICTURE YOU POST THEY OWN THE COPYRIGHT.
Having an account defines stupid.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (0FSuD)
Did you see the article about that guy who ripped pictures off instagram and sold them?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (0FSuD)
Uh yeah, same with facebook.
I actually don't have any social media and haven't for years. But the girlfriend does, so I am vaguely familiar with how it works.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Peewee Herman at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (W5DcG)
There's no surnames that start with vowels! Any mnemonic device would surely look like Russian, or Nordic in reverse, and need its own device to remember.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Mnemonic <> Anagram
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:41 AM (0FSuD)
Whoa!
Half?!?!
That's impressive.
I was wondering why they were dropping the "UK" part of their name and trying to do more US reporting.
I guess even that idiot Piers Morgan knows a cash cow when he sees one (Drudge)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:43 AM (AkOaV)
She wasn't a morning person to begin with, and it can take people surprisingly long to figure that one out, after having been on vacation.
All in good fun. She was a great cube-mate.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:43 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Baldy at May 28, 2015 11:43 AM (sEXjW)
part of me whacks that part of me upside the head and says "They're rats
you idiot!"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You
Put me firmly in the "cruel" camp. But, life is cruel, and sometimes cruel things must needs be done.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 28, 2015 11:43 AM (/Ho8c)
I certainly enjoyed 19th Century rural boys.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 28, 2015 11:44 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:44 AM (rLsb7)
I wouldn't even notice.
I never look at my keyboard when I type. And on my home keyboard, most of the letters are rubbed off by now anyways.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:44 AM (AkOaV)
Me too !
OK. But if you want to eat a Reubenesque chick, you'll have to roll her in flour to find it.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:44 AM (7ObY1)
Incredible moment a woman sees her dead brother's FACE on another man's body for the first time after life-saving transplant
DailyMail
*shudders*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 11:45 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (lIU4e)
No, surprised Istagrahm didn't sue him. Facebook? For middle ages women with no life and teenagers.
My sister and first cousin live on it. I have a fake account. One of the 725 Bubba Smiths. Amazing the shit women post.
Does anyone give a shit that you saw a rabbit in your back yard?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:45 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 11:44 AM (7ObY1)
is that from experience or just general advice?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:45 AM (AkOaV)
I have Mumsy Dearest's old portable Royal manual with case, which was the only thing that made it portable.
What a beast. Solid, thick metal construction with black crinkle finish. Heavy as hell. Gotta be at least 20 lbs if not more.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:46 AM (0HooB)
"Many of the Nelson's home-made books describe or participate in an imaginary world of their own invention, initially played out on three islands in the brook that ran behind their house"
I grew up on a 300 acre farm. My brother and I also created a vibrant imaginary world on it. One of the old barns was a "prison camp" where were held by alien invaders.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 11:46 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:45 AM (0FSuD)
A RABBIT? OMG!
In your BACK. YARD?!?!
Whoa! I'd better tweet about this. You should totes insta the rabbit and put it thru some cool filters!
Posted by: LIV Facebook Addict at May 28, 2015 11:46 AM (AkOaV)
All of this took place in an America long ago and far away.
Every single one of these stories today would get you fired immediately. And possibly a police record and lawsuit. Virtually every company with any person who has HR on their title has become the most uptight, intolerant, female victim driven hellhole you can imagine. Complete with cameras 24/7 and investigators brought in to determine who might be guilty so they can be definitely punished.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2015 11:47 AM (JaIou)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:48 AM (rLsb7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2015 11:45 AM
It's right behind me, isn't it?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 28, 2015 11:48 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 28, 2015 11:42 AM (kdS6q)
I was told there would be no math (symbols)!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 28, 2015 11:48 AM (XmOA9)
We (allegedly) still prank each other pretty regularly in my office.
But, uh, mostly men. Mostly in their 20s and 30s.
And the closest HR rep is a 14 hour drive away at the corporate HQ.
We only see her once every 6 months or so when she comes in to tell us how boned we're getting on our new "benefits" plans.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:49 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2015 11:40 AM (h4vJk)
Yes it is. I even have my pants on today.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:49 AM (sWgE+)
Jimmah! Grab an oar!
Them things are dangerous!
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:49 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (ZKzrr)
time) was switch the "m" and "n" keys on her computer while she was on
vacation.
MS Word exposes its objects (?), so it's easy to reprogram a keyboard through use of Visual Basic for Applications. The most fiendish thing is to remap keys on a time-dependent basis, e.g., to switch "m" and "n" only on even numbered minutes, or to change the repeat time for a given key (e.g., to make touching the "r" key produce "rrrrrrrr," or to conversely to make a key dead for a while, so that the victim pounds repeatedly on the keyboard before finally producing "ss," say).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)
Last I checked which was years ago, Drude was worth over 125 mil. He doesnt live a flashy life which helps.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (iQIUe)
Does anyone give a shit that you saw a rabbit in your back yard?
More people than give a shit that you're a bigot, but you keep typing.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:51 AM (rLsb7)
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Yum.
- New York Cannibal Cop
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 28, 2015 11:52 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (ZKzrr)
Whoa, that escalated quickly.
Talking about rabbits then BAM hit with the bigot card.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:52 AM (AkOaV)
Curves are fine, but 10 miles of bad road is another story.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:53 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:46 AM (0HooB)
I type a lot faster on those things than on computer keyboards. The heavy frame allows me to hit the keys as hard as I want. Cathartic, sometimes.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:52 AM
Well, that was no ordinary rabbit.
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at May 28, 2015 11:53 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 11:53 AM (e/33/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 11:53 AM (e/33/)
I want to be at the beach.
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 11:54 AM (lIU4e)
"ER visits on the rise in Carolinas, US"
http://tinyurl.com/o7czhzu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 11:54 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:54 AM (rLsb7)
Can why get a bump to go along with that grind?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:55 AM (sWgE+)
What? No love for curvy girls around here?
We're Unterfrauen. Subhumans.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 28, 2015 11:50 AM (ZKzrr)
Don't believe it. Actual males with testosterone love women with some meat on their bones. We're hardwired for it.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 11:55 AM (sWgE+)
Both in the head.
Both dead.
I may yuk up about bangers taking each other out.
This isn't one of those times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 11:56 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 11:56 AM (rLsb7)
Prankee sees no mouse pointer and the keyboard won't do anything.
"Hello, IT? I have a problem with my computer..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 11:58 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2015 11:58 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 12:00 PM (cbfNE)
Six blocks on the county side of the city/county line.
And it is a very well defended boundary, well enforced by the Baltimore County police.
Plans are to ultimately move south, but I have several more things to complete first.
If it gets bad enough, we're gone in a flash.
But for now, it's a controlled retreat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:00 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 28, 2015 11:52 AM
I hate those fwiggin' wabbits!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at May 28, 2015 12:00 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 12:01 PM (e/33/)
Put a script on an admin asst desktop that when she opened word her desktop view turned upside down. Had her convince it was a really bad virus.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:01 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Eromero
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Sorry to interrupt here, but have you paid your bill yet? I have a payment due on the Porsche.
Your Dermatologist
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:01 PM (F2IAQ)
That pisses me right off.
If there's one thing my dad taught me, it's never kill anything (including fish) unless you intend to eat it. All of it.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)
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* rethinks plan of strangling the cat *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:03 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Citizen X
Soooo, you ate fish bones on a massive scale?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 28, 2015 12:03 PM (Spluw)
Both in the head.
Both dead.
I may yuk up about bangers taking each other out.
This isn't one of those times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Damn.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (U7cLk)
Also get an empty asthma inhaler and pretend to use it when she's around. (I think you can get them OTC now)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (cbfNE)
You must have a smashing recipe for thug au jus.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (DT3rQ)
"And traffic in Charm Shitty...er...City is running about normal.
I kid you not.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:02 PM (7ObY1)
Use what you kill. Respect for the life taking. Was the way I was taught to hunt and fish.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Citizen X
Soooo, you ate fish bones on a massive scale?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 28, 2015 12:03 PM (Spluw)
Used the fish bones instead of needles to stick in the voodoo dolls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 12:05 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:05 PM (g1DWB)
ISWYDT
or
"Nope, in the dining room like everyone else."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:06 PM (g1DWB)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603952877892141056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603953174777573376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603953661543325696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603953956574859265
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603954638119907329
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603955067587305472
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2015 12:06 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:06 PM (rLsb7)
Hum? So the dope is in favor of open borders?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 12:07 PM (rDqRv)
Both in the head.
Both dead.
May their murders face swift Justice.
Be safe, VIA ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 12:07 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 28, 2015 12:07 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Citizen X
Depends.
I ain't eatin' no coyote or old boar.
(Coyotes run calves to death, hogs tear up crops and land)
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 12:08 PM (U7cLk)
Posted by: Anna
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Sssssh. The little bugger is asleep just now..., well...., actually he sleeps 16 hours a day, so slipping something by him is fairly easy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:08 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:09 PM (rLsb7)
Analysis: Hillary Clinton's "Everyday Americans" Are Almost All White, Pastily So
Dog whistle?
It seems almost as if Hillary thinks she can't attract both women voters and minorities at the same time. Like she thinks women will vote for her, but not if she associates too much with schwarzes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 28, 2015 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 12:09 PM (e/33/)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 12:09 PM (nSOh+)
Well, get in your bathtub and make sure to pull a mattress over you for cover.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:09 PM (LA7Cm)
What has HE been downloading?
Posted by: Every Moron at May 28, 2015 12:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:10 PM (3A2nj)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 12:04 PM (cbfNE)
More than anything, I need to get the hell out of cubeville. I did my time there, and was happily in an office until, I dunno, something happened to the economy, and I ended up grasping for any job I could get.
Think I'll start shopping myself out to the competition. On the condition I get an office.
I shouldn't have to worry about petty officemates and earbuds and various other BS at 46.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 12:11 PM (vgIRn)
There's hobo stew, hobo pie, sweet and sour hobo, fried hobo, baked hobo, grilled hobo, hobo sawtayd with onions and mushrooms, hobo fritters, hobo flombay...
...and that's about it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:11 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:11 PM (sWgE+)
Get into your fridge! it worked great for me!
Posted by: Illinois John and the Quest for Cash at May 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: @votermom at May 28, 2015 12:12 PM (cbfNE)
Derek is a Moron at heart
http://www.wbal.com
Chose the Listen now option at the top of the screen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:12 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Illinois John and the Quest for Cash at May 28, 2015 12:12 PM (Spluw)
BackwardsBoy Blue.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (3A2nj)
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For years I lived off of the end of the runway at Lockheed/Dobbins AFB. I kept waiting for a first-flight C-5A or C-130 to squarsh me flat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Life size?
Posted by: Illinois John and the Quest for Cash at May 28, 2015 12:12 PM (Spluw)
Looks like it.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (3A2nj)
I can vouch for this.
Posted by: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Rubber Pants at May 28, 2015 12:14 PM (vgIRn)
But there is one, sounds like more, fighter jets buzzing around up there right now and the sound is deafening.
Ah, I just figured out what it is. Blue Angels are performing this weekend here so they must be training.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:14 PM (g1DWB)
Man, they are pretty. Seen them three times now. Do if you can.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: JackStraw
So no worries then. Just a bunch of maniacs performing dangerous stunts at extremely low altitude. Resume your knitting.
Posted by: Illinois John and the Quest for Cash at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (e/33/)
I'm not sure I'm encouraged by this.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)
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For years I lived off of the end of the runway at Lockheed/Dobbins AFB. I kept waiting for a first-flight C-5A or C-130 to squarsh me flat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:13 PM (F2IAQ)
In the late '70s we lived near Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage. Nothing like the sound of F-4s warming up their engines at 3:00 a.m.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Oh, well, pshaw. Tight formations, and close passes don't require good visibility.
Posted by: Smoking ruin at May 28, 2015 12:16 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 28, 2015 12:16 PM (e/33/)
USS Arizona Memorial tours suspended after USNS Mercy collided with it.
http://tinyurl.com/onwbal5
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:16 PM (rLsb7)
Seconded. Hell of a demonstration.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:17 PM (0HooB)
I'm not sure I'm encouraged by this.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)
Time to update your resume'.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 12:17 PM (RD7QR)
Man, they are pretty. Seen them three times now. Do if you can.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:15 PM (LA7Cm)
**********
Thunderbirds here today for AFA graduation. The whole office gets up on the roof, since they pass right overhead several times.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 12:17 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Visibilty, 1/4 mile. at May 28, 2015 12:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (lNSdJ)
Ah, I just figured out what it is. Blue Angels are performing this weekend here so they must be training.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:14 PM (g1DWB)
Cool! They used to do air shows at a nearby base, since closed. Many's the time I would stand in my yard and watch them fly over my house.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (3A2nj)
Yea, there is a beach and the end of my street and I can see Quonset from there. I think I'll watch the show again this weekend. They usually bring in the Stealths too so it is a very cool display.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (g1DWB)
***
In high school, was skipping school over at a girls house and she lived near Airport. We hear a plane with the engines and props just screaming at full tilt and WHAM...a Beechcraft 60 slams into the back of the house and sets it on fire....
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (3A2nj)
yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (sWgE+)
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So..., will the graduates be wearing AF summer uniforms? Pith helmets, Bermuda shorts and knee-socks?
Posted by: Some old Doggie at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (LA7Cm)
Dear Huma,
Keep this email secret, but did you scissor Hillary last night or was she able to sleep without your help?
Love, Carlos
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:20 PM (rLsb7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:21 PM (F2IAQ)
seen it twice...one guy got out but hit hard with a partially deployed chute
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 12:21 PM (eOpVe)
juice and now he's got the shits!
Posted by: Bubbles at May 28, 2015 12:22 PM (XVOlz)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 28, 2015 12:22 PM (39g3+)
USS Arizona Memorial tours suspended after USNS Mercy collided with it.
http://tinyurl.com/onwbal5
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:16 PM
*facepalm*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2015 12:22 PM (h4vJk)
Dude: that is just fucking evil, lmao
Posted by: FCF at May 28, 2015 12:22 PM (kejii)
Posted by: USNS Mercy at May 28, 2015 12:23 PM (Spluw)
A spinning nose-first crash, like you drill into the ground. As opposed to "hill disease" when you hit the terrain because you weren't paying close enough attention to elevation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 28, 2015 12:23 PM (39g3+)
Memorials should only be on land.
Posted by: Capt. Francesco Schettino at May 28, 2015 12:23 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:23 PM (3A2nj)
Sorta like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTqz4duPdYQ
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:24 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: drone ready to strike at May 28, 2015 12:24 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:24 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Huma at May 28, 2015 12:24 PM (sWgE+)
What does the phrase "auger in" mean.
Posted by: Visibilty, 1/4 mile. at May 28, 2015 12:17 PM (F2IAQ)"
An auger is a tool sort of like a drill used to make a hole in something. If an airplane augers in that means that it hits the ground so hard that it is embedded in the earth and the recovery team will have to dig to get out the instruments and the pilot's body.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 28, 2015 12:25 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Mr Wizard
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I made mention of it on Memorial Day, a buddy of mine waited too long to get out of a Mohawk. Plane went inverted and crashed on top of him before he could get clear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:25 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:25 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:25 PM (3A2nj)
This too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2015 12:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:26 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 28, 2015 12:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2015 12:27 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: USNS Mercy at May 28, 2015 12:28 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:28 PM (rLsb7)
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Well, nothing can outdo the guy at the wheel of the Exxon Valdez. I mean..., he ran into Alaska for gosh sakes. Somehow, "I didn't see it there" just doesn't work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:28 PM (F2IAQ)
can see Quonset from there. I think I'll watch the show again this
weekend. They usually bring in the Stealths too so it is a very cool
display.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:18 PM (g1DWB)"
As cool as a mandatory ultrasound?
Posted by: Scott Walker at May 28, 2015 12:29 PM (QHgTq)
Kinda, but he "Augered In"
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 28, 2015 12:29 PM (eOpVe)
Arsonist arrested - Dawud Abdulwali
The Da Vinci fire lit up the night sky and resembled a massive bomb attack. The heat was so intense that it melted nearby highway signs.
http://tinyurl.com/pdhauo7
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 28, 2015 12:29 PM (ucB75)
After my sister et.al. complained about the open office management put some 1/2 panels up ... and the beautiful people proceed to stand up and yell across the panels.
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 12:29 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: John F "Ramming Speed" Kennedy, Commander PT-109 at May 28, 2015 12:29 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:30 PM (3A2nj)
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The guy's going to be swabbing the heads in Bayonne, N.J. for the rest of his fore-shortened career.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: A lighthouse at May 28, 2015 12:30 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss
When we were asking for mercy, that wasn't what we meant.
Posted by: USS Arizona at May 28, 2015 12:31 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (U7cLk)
I read in an old book that it should include molasses but all the recipes I find online call for sugar, not molasses.
We want to make it the 1800's way, with molasses.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (7ObY1)
Well, in his defense Alaska was still a pretty new state.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (8ZskC)
I'd hit it so hard there'd be a new tsunami in Japan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (sxElP)
So...arrest the result of the LA anti-terror team, but motives still unclear.
Gotcha.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (0o1Jb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2015 12:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Arizona Memorial is about the worse thing you could hit, PR wise.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:33 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:33 PM (sWgE+)
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Holee Fuk. We Tu Close.
The Arizon isnt just a memorial.... it a fucking final resting place for 1177 sailors that died at Pearl on the Arizona.
W T actual F???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2015 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
The thought had occurred to me but I just took the dog outside and yep, Blue Angels.
I'm safe. For now.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:33 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:28 PM (F2IAQ)"
I always got a kick out of what seemed to be a long running joke at Fox News that when they would show Captain Joseph Hazelwood, they would always play that part from The Flying Dutchman where the words are roughly translated, "helmsman leave your post, helmsman come drink with us"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 28, 2015 12:34 PM (QHgTq)
USN just bought from Japan some of their MH-53E inventory to keep its assets flying. USN has apparently for over a decade been kicking down the road getting a replacement for the Sea Dragons.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:34 PM (rLsb7)
Well, in his defense Alaska was still a pretty new state.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM
You tell'em, Joe
Posted by: Joseph Hazelwood at May 28, 2015 12:35 PM (KCxzN)
I'd hit it so hard there'd be a new tsunami in Japan.
"The guy that pulled me out would be crowned the King of England".
-Just the punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 12:35 PM (U7cLk)
If they squeeze vegetables to get vegetable oil, then how do they make baby oil?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:35 PM (0HooB)
http://reason.com/reasontv/2015/05/27/bernie-sanders-save-the-children-fund
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:35 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:21 PM (F2IAQ)
that was no ventilator
Posted by: that thing in ur attic - u don't wanna know at May 28, 2015 12:36 PM (7RXcs)
http://tinyurl.com/pbnax7z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:36 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Rand Paul at May 28, 2015 12:37 PM (UftHB)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:37 PM (UnJ7w)
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Just this morning I snapped a pic of a Lexus SUV..., with a "Bernie Sanders 2016" bumper sticker. $40,000+ vehicle. Self awareness is not their strong suit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:38 PM (F2IAQ)
Mike,
Amazingly similar accident in the OV-1 for a friend named Jack Crow, a National Guard pilot from Atlanta. His was a 2nd Officer flying B-727's for Eastern, and went to summer camp at Ft. Huachuc, AZ for currency training. He and another EAL pilot went to the O club the night before and consumed a large amount of alcohol.
On first flight departing Huachuc, the left engine failed at approximately 300' and the "widow maker" rolled hard left. Jack continued the roll but realized it was impossible and ejected upside down at approximately 50-80'. Both men were killed upon impact leaving widows and children.
He was a good friend and great guy, but violated one of the basics of aerial flight. His wife had Kate tits, and our mutual friend consoled both her and her tits.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 28, 2015 12:38 PM (P330y)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2015 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:39 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2015 12:39 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: that thing in ur attic - u don't wanna know at May 28, 2015 12:36 PM
Don't worry Mike...I got this.
Posted by: The face-Sized Spider in Mike Hammer's Attic at May 28, 2015 12:40 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: donna at May 28, 2015 12:40 PM (Bn6aD)
No, but I have a recipe for Girl Scout cookies.
Posted by: Wednesday Addams at May 28, 2015 12:40 PM (8ZskC)
Start selling Hillary/Sanders 2016 bumper stickers. And put Col. Sanders on it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:41 PM (rLsb7)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2015 12:41 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Wednesday Addams at May 28, 2015 12:40 PM
*narrows eyes*
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2015 12:41 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:42 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2015 12:41 PM (h4vJk)
It's a Trap!
They're made from Tranny "Girl" Scouts!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 12:42 PM (kff5f)
No, but I have a recipe for Girl Scout cookies.
Got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a brownie.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2015 12:42 PM (U7cLk)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:42 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:42 PM (UnJ7w)
Edmund Hillary + Col. Sanders ?!?
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 12:43 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:43 PM (3A2nj)
http://tinyurl.com/pbnax7z
Thanks Mike, I believe that will indeed help.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:44 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:44 PM (rLsb7)
Where do you think I get my handbaby oil?
Posted by: Peewee Herman at May 28, 2015 12:44 PM (W5DcG)
My guess is the Mercy for the Arizona tribe
Posted by: USS Arizona at May 28, 2015 12:44 PM (Spluw)
He can rot in Hades as far as I'm concerned, ass hole that He is...
On some issues he's so right and on others so very wrong.
He's just maddening that way.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:44 PM (7ObY1)
I don't think the drinking had anything to do with it. Engine failure and no altitude did the job. If you did not already know, the maintenance people dropped the ball in a bad way on that engine.
Anyhow, it's a small world, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:45 PM (F2IAQ)
I think we see why Bernie's a socialist-- he's an economic retard.
There's a puritan fervor to a lot of leftist cant-- if it's pleasing, if it's enriching, if it makes someone some money, or the wrong people money, or makes things more plentiful, it's wrong, because.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 12:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss
If your local hospital has had a shortage of dysentery patients, they're in luck!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (uctT+)
Why yes, I'm from Vermont; why do you ask?
Posted by: Bernie the bolshie at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (3A2nj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (F2IAQ)
And you laughed when I paid $600 for a copy of "How to Avoid Big Ships."
Who's laughing now, bitches?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: drone ready to strike at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (A98Xu)
Powerpuff Girls Z.
Episode One - https://youtu.be/gQOUEVUsNW0
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (rLsb7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Damn..., we aren't. I see now. Just almost identical, your friend went down March of '76.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (F2IAQ)
Who's laughing now, bitches?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 12:47 PM (O7MnT)
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LULZ
Posted by: drone ready to strike at May 28, 2015 12:50 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2015 12:50 PM (3A2nj)
Ah the Japanese... *thud*
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Yeah.
I just wish I had the $$ for the Takao Swimwear figure. Nothing for an anime fan who is also a devotee of military history like the statuette of the tsundere-persona Japanese cruiser in a bikini. 
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:50 PM (ry4ab)
I read the ONT and the point someone made about Marie Harf and hittin' it.
I'd hit it so hard there'd be a new tsunami in Japan.
"The guy that pulled me out would be crowned the King of England".
-Just the punchline
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But of course, mon ami. If you must tell a joke, tell it ALL, hein?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:51 PM (sxElP)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Wait..., that's not a Handicapped space?
Damn! FULL ASTERN!
Posted by: Ex-Ship Captain at May 28, 2015 12:51 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:49 PM (g1DWB)
I've heard they can get as close as 36 inches apart.
Posted by: rickl at May 28, 2015 12:51 PM (zoehZ)
Oh Adriane, here is an example of Japan ruining an American cartoon. Powerpuff Girls Z.
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Yeah, usually it's the other way 'round.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (ry4ab)
Anyhow, it's a small world, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I don't recall the year, but it's probably the same if it happened in AZ. The Accident Investigation Board was very critical of the consumption, and Jack ran a tab which documented their activities.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Ex-Ship Captain
Thread winner!
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (sxElP)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 28, 2015 12:53 PM (A98Xu)
Could create a non-profit for Japanese cultural awareness and open a 'museum' full of the PVC figures.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:53 PM (rLsb7)
So Bernie Sanders thinks that we need to eliminate 80% of the jobs of
people manufacturing products because there's too much choice?
I think we see why Bernie's a socialist-- he's an economic retard.
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It all goes back to Marx, Pappy, the Original Socialist didn't know a thing about economics either. But he had these cloud-castle ideas...
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:53 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 28, 2015 12:53 PM (/Ho8c)
I went out to see them on a boat a couple years ago and they flew right over us and it seemed like the winds were that close. That is some serious talent.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2015 12:54 PM (g1DWB)
Ginger beer - This may help..., maybe.
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No thanks.
I'll have a MaryAnne Margarita instead.
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A Bailey Quarters Martini for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:54 PM (sxElP)
What's his point in running? He doesn't even have the usual excuses of the no-chancers.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:55 PM (7ObY1)
There's no connection there. Quite the opposite.
The only way it connects in any way is if money for feeding kids was taken away and sunk into deodorant production, which is moronic, even 180-degrees wrong. Production of items is value.
And it's wage-earning. Kids are fed entirely BECAUSE we have selections and choices in the marketplace, by people who produce the choices, who sell the choices, who distribute the choices.
But he takes what is, to a reactionary mind, a 'sin,' a sign of affluence, and ties it to an 'ill,' ie, hungry children. It's a completely false choice between two completely unconnected things.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
Just get the outfits and give them to AtC. Same size.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:56 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 28, 2015 12:56 PM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Doctor Fish
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Yeah, separate accidents, but sound identical. In the '78 crash, the maintenance shop failed to flush out glass beads that had been used for engine cleaning work.
In both cases, I expect the men were hesitant to bail. Maybe Anna can put us to some knowledge here, but I don't think the OV-1 had zero/zero seats, so bailing out below some minimum altitude was a death jump. Requires verification.
Posted by: Ex-Ship Captain at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
The mouth breathing LIV's lap it up like kittens to warm milk.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (UnJ7w)
They don't like my comments very much.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Right another emu in a box for wrg500. And get a 10% discount on shipping.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (rLsb7)
Posted by: Some old Doggie at May 28, 2015 12:19 PM (F2IAQ)
************
I'm probably missing something. But in general, pith helmets, shorts and knee-socks are probably better than any U.S. Air Force uniform ever designed.
Sweet fancy Elvis, but they have some terrible clothing.
Isn't Hugo Boss still alive? Doesn't he need to make amends?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (vgIRn)
The village (officially!) where my wife grew up does not allow national chain businesses in their city limits.
They also complain about high grocery and gas prices, and the fact that there are no jobs.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)
Who's up for a Hateshake?
http://tinyurl.com/q5k9za6
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Being a diabetic, I hate shakes as I hate dangers such as copperheads and black widow spiders. And also because there can be no Splenda shake made ever.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (ry4ab)
I read in an old book that it should include molasses but all the recipes I find online call for sugar, not molasses.
We want to make it the 1800's way, with molasses.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:32 PM (7ObY1)
There may have been an Alton brown episode about that?
Posted by: Lea at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (ahbrq)
I've been binging on the WKRP box set lately. Bailey was every bit as fine as we all remember, and then some. Johnny Fever was insane to keep not hitting that. (In the first season and a half, the writers kept edging up to a Bailey-Johnny romance but never quite got there. Halfway through season 2 they made her Les Nessman's junior partner to give her more to do.)
But don't Google image search "Jan Smithers now" unless you want to feel really, really old.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (7ObY1)
From: oldtimey computer geek
Should your keyboard situation escalate (hopefully short of MAD) I highly recommend an original IBM PC XT keyboard. The mechanical flappers (designed to sound like an electro-mechanical Selectric) will guarantee quick madness and commitment to an asylum of any annoying person.
If you get one with bad springs it makes a nice twang sound that complements the flapper clatter.
Note: do not attempt to disassemble then reassemble keyboard. It will then drive user mad by keys not workig at radom or eeeeeeenteri g multipleeee caracteeeeers.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at May 28, 2015 12:59 PM (uPxUo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (sxElP)
Michael Pataki, I think.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 28, 2015 12:59 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 12:57 PM (rLsb7)
Glad you saving money on your bulk shipping.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 28, 2015 12:59 PM (sWgE+)
In both cases, I expect the men were hesitant to bail.
Jack did punch out, but upside down at low altitude. No chance.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 28, 2015 12:59 PM (P330y)
Dang ...
all I got is Crazy Hyenas ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDw4UHbE5Gs
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 28, 2015 12:59 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 01:00 PM (rLsb7)
Wait, how did they manage to run into the USS Arizona? It's not like that's a new addition to the navigation charts or anything.
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Same reason as the Italian cruise ship hitting the rocks. A blonde was involved somewhere.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:00 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (7ObY1)
I saw that and had to do a double take. Father Time is a bastard.
Posted by: Arson Wells at May 28, 2015 01:00 PM (UnJ7w)
The sidebar item at the top, Peter Wehner. Unless the excerpt/headline mischaracterizes the piece ...... wow. Quadruple face-palm.
The GOP has "moved to the right"? WTF? Wehner is fairly clueless on big policy issues, sort of a perfect example of a Beltway lightweight when he wants to be. But wow. As the Beltway establishment commentary draws closer and closer to something you'd find in The Nation or New Yorker ..... well, I dunno what. More of the same. Degradation and stupidity all 'round, far as the eye can see.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2015 01:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 28, 2015 01:01 PM (0HooB)
I did.
...and now, I do.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 28, 2015 01:01 PM (mmlFU)
They also complain about high grocery and gas prices, and the fact that there are no jobs.
Stupidity SHOULD be painful. And expensive.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 28, 2015 01:02 PM (VE0cN)
exdem13, well the Mega Millions and Powerball are both over $100 million cash...
Could create a non-profit for Japanese cultural awareness and open a 'museum' full of the PVC figures.
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Couldn't we just hit the NEA/NEH for a grant instead and save the lottery money for a trip to Akiba?
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:02 PM (ry4ab)
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Jointly shared with P.O. Department
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 01:02 PM (F2IAQ)
Did they replace the original music with fake music to avoid copyright?
e.g. There was a scene where Venus was playing a Bob Marley song. But for copyright reasons, they redubbed it with a fake reggae-ish sounding thing and redubbed Venus's line to "That was Bob Wailer and the Marleys."
Just curious if they did that in the DVD. It would annoy me to no end.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 28, 2015 01:02 PM (O7MnT)
I just watched that one last night! The real "Lively Up Yourself" is present and accounted for. They have about 80% of the original music accounted for now. The rest, they're just never gonna get.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2015 01:04 PM (7ObY1)
Hey, this could be fun. How about:
It's so very sad that children are hungry while Hillary Clinton makes $300K for a one hours speech and Bill makes $500K for a one hour speech.
It's particularly sad that Elizabeth Warrent is profiting off of foreclosed homes while children are hungry (and homeless!!).
It makes my heart hurt that children are hungry while Al Gore lives in an $8 million dollar CA home that costs more to keep cool than X families would spend to eat annually.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2015 01:04 PM (0o1Jb)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 01:05 PM (rLsb7)
Could create a non-profit for Japanese cultural awareness and open a 'museum' full of the PVC figures.
Just get the outfits and give them to AtC. Same size.
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At Japanese Figurine Appreciation Foundation offices...
"Hey look we got checks for $5,000 from Bill Clinton AND Woody Allen!"
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:05 PM (ry4ab)
Note also,
"Both the pilot and the Technical Observer attempted ejection but were unsuccessful because it was initiated outside the performance capabilities of the ejection seat."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 01:06 PM (F2IAQ)
e.g. There was a scene where Venus was playing a Bob Marley song.
But for copyright reasons, they redubbed it with a fake reggae-ish
sounding thing and redubbed Venus's line to "That was Bob Wailer and the
Marleys."
I can still remember every one of the original musical clips. The redubs absolutely ruined the show for me.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 28, 2015 01:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 01:10 PM (rLsb7)
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (ry4ab)
*fist bump* *scrapes toppings off the office pizza onto a plate, tries to find discreet place to shoot up*
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 28, 2015 01:10 PM (vgIRn)
exdem13, I like how your nefarious mind works. Yes we could do a
'cross-cultural anthropological study of the impact of PVC figures upon
the self___ of teen-age people who identify as female.'
*thud*
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Damn skippy, it's our tax $$, let's get some benefit from it. King Putt and the Clintons have shown federal funds can be used to advance one's hobby, let's have the government fund fueling our fandom while it is still capable. Besides the museum-warehouse there will be all those paid guest appearances at conventions too, and necessary research trips to Japan...
Dammit, this is how the trip to the Dark Side begins....
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:10 PM (ry4ab)
Stupidity SHOULD be painful. And expensive.
Posted by: rickb223
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Local Progs huffing and puffing because business licence cost has been reduced to encourage businesses. "We need that that money!" they rant. In the next breath, they wail for "Working Wage!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 01:10 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 01:11 PM (F2IAQ)
>>It's a completely false choice between two completely unconnected things.
Hey, this could be fun. How about:
It's
so very sad that children are hungry while Hillary Clinton makes $300K
for a one hours speech and Bill makes $500K for a one hour speech.
It's particularly sad that Elizabeth Warrent is profiting off of foreclosed homes while children are hungry (and homeless!!).
It
makes my heart hurt that children are hungry while Al Gore lives in an
$8 million dollar CA home that costs more to keep cool than X families
would spend to eat annually.
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Oh yes, yes, yes, this ad campaign must be done! The increasing echoing volley of Leftist heads exploding across the nation would be worth it.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:12 PM (ry4ab)
I would burn those checks.... most happily.
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Would you keep Hillary's check slated for the 'hot lez' section?
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:14 PM (ry4ab)
Meet the staff:
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-141-55.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 01:15 PM (rLsb7)
The Air Force Academy parade dress uniform was designed by...
Cecil B. DeMille.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 28, 2015 01:15 PM (xq1UY)
Mike,
I received the notification of Jack's death from our mutual friend Dr. Marvin Marchmann, (Deceased) FAA certified Flight Surgeon living in Atlanta.
Jack was the consummate poon consumer, and although married to a beautiful woman, he just couldn't resist going to strip clubs and banging the Krystal's, Shanika's, and other unsavory chicks. Jack was a bad boy.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 28, 2015 01:15 PM (P330y)
When they are on board, they "have the Con". (control of maneuvering the ship)
The communicate with tug(s) to aid in the guidance and control of the vessel as most ocean going ships are not nimble enough nor designed for close quarters maneuvers under their own power. (rudders and engine controls make it difficult)
I'm not sure but the Capt of the vessel's career MAY not be at hazard depending on the outcome of the investigation. Although as Captain, he is of course responsible for the operation of the ship, the SOP says he surrenders control to the pilot during entering and exiting a port.
Possible miscommunication with the tug boat caused a too long backing down (ships have NO BRAKES and lots and lots of inertia) or an equipment failure on the tug. Possible wind or tide current may have been a factor.
Given the ships parameters and traffic, there's not as much room to maneuver there as it may appear.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 28, 2015 01:18 PM (zRby/)
And also because there can be no Splenda shake made ever.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 12:58 PM (ry4ab)
*fist bump* *scrapes toppings off the office pizza onto a plate, tries to find discreet place to shoot up*
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The practice of pairing Tim Horton's Wendy's together i the Midwest is also cruel. "Hi, my name is Nate, I am a diabetic, and it has been 1,500 days since I ate a doughnut." (The redhead's Value Menu is kind to me.)
On the bright side Bob we have the perfect reason to NOT be seen in Panera.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:19 PM (ry4ab)
exdem13, our crack research and acquisition staff will help us leverage
and break out of the current paradigms to further clarify how this can
also positively impact self-esteem issues and alleviate feelings of
exclusion.
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You write the proposal statement very nicely. Concerning the staff phot, that is awesome nightmare fuel.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 28, 2015 01:23 PM (ry4ab)
The Air Force Academy parade dress uniform was designed by...
Cecil B. DeMille.
Posted by: Stringer
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* scribbles furiously in 'Inter-service Rivalry Notebook' *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2015 01:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2015 01:25 PM (rLsb7)
A Bailey Quarters Martini for me.
I've been binging on the WKRP box set lately. Bailey was every bit as fine as we all remember, and then some.
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Oh God yes. Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was a dead ringer for her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 02:04 PM (sxElP)
460 I keep reading about this George Pataki on here, and I keep
thinking about the actor in "Trouble with Tribbles" -- the Klingon who
insulted Kirk and the Enterprise. Not the same guy, right? Because he'd
be, like, 70 now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 28, 2015 12:52 PM (sxElP)
Michael Pataki, I think.
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You're right. But it's funny to imagine George snarling at Scott Walker, "A tinpot dictator with delusions of godhood!"
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