Freddie Gray Prosecutor Marilyn Mosby (nee James) Was On Judge Judy?

Of course.

LOL: #FreddieGray prosecutor and #Balitimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby was actually on JUDGE JUDY. VIDEO >> http://t.co/95wnjTCntT
— JΞSTΞR ✪ ACTUAL껙 (@th3j35t3r) May 27, 2015

For the Haters of Me: It's all too real.

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1 Random Chance

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 08:28 PM (4gofz)

2 Clown show.

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:28 PM (Uk9e2)

3 I could of been first but who cares?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 08:29 PM (6yehy)

4 That sounds legit.

Posted by: Weasel at May 27, 2015 08:29 PM (DDMLG)

5 Great for LIV votes, though.

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:29 PM (Uk9e2)

6 She was on tv?

She could be our Reagan!!!

Posted by: The Left at May 27, 2015 08:30 PM (8gTHM)

7 One might almost suspect a conflict of interest in this case, were one of a suspicious nature.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:30 PM (rwI+c)

8 Is Jerry Springer still on the air?

Posted by: Weasel at May 27, 2015 08:30 PM (DDMLG)

9 I'll give a Dollar to anyone who can prove they watched the video. But only to the First!! person to do so.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 08:31 PM (6yehy)

10 Wasnt she suppose to be poor? Yet, she cd afford an off campus apt and to keep in during the summer when she didnt live there.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 08:31 PM (iQIUe)

11 Yeah, I'm shocked.

Posted by: Iblis at May 27, 2015 08:32 PM (9221z)

12 Well at least it's not a circus ...

Posted by: The Moron Tab n Apple Choir at May 27, 2015 08:32 PM (ZWRoJ)

13 You know you are a banana republic when.......

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)

14 The best of hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (g1DWB)

15 Coming up next on "Can You Top This"...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (EDYaR)

16 Three of those racist cops are black.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (n4epL)

17 I always thought that at least a banana republic would have cheap bananas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

18 Basically.

Posted by: Basic at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (9AKdR)

19 In the future, everyone will be on Judge Judy for 15 minutes

Posted by: The Prophet Andy Warhol, PBUH at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (n/vq+)

20 The best of hands.

The best of handbabies.

Posted by: got nothing at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (rUKxo)

21 Alliterative names are a plus in show biz, and politics.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (+jijM)

22 Someone needs to screen all episodes of "The Liar's Club."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (AC0lD)

23

Please oh please let there be footage of Judge Judy yelling at her "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, sweetheart!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (St6BJ)

24 Does she cite Judge Old White Lady as an early mentor?

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (Uk9e2)

25 Can we sit on the porch and play checkers now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (n4epL)

26 No doubt a distinguished guest lecturer.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead on a new tablet at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (gOixe)

27 I always thought that at least a banana republic would have cheap bananas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:34 PM (rwI+c)

No cheap bananas but we do still have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2lmyKE9vjU

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (6yehy)

28 Appearing on Judge Judy?!

Race traitor!!!

Posted by: Judge Mathis at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM (tdmtT)

29 Gravitas is so uncool

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 08:36 PM (qyomX)

30 Don't let the man keep you down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:36 PM (n4epL)

31 Judge Wapner was better.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 08:36 PM (4gofz)

32 >>I always thought that at least a banana republic would have cheap bananas.

And thongs. We were supposed to get thongs. Instead we got fat, angry lesbians what need safe rooms.

We've been totally hosed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 08:36 PM (g1DWB)

33 She paid rent on an apartment while a sophomore? And paid rent on it while it was unoccupied?

She had an unoccupied four bedroom. That she could pay rent on for three months . She was not poor.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:37 PM (zOTsN)

34 Please, let there be footage of Loretta Lynch on Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 08:37 PM (qyomX)

35 "Bananas!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (AylSc)

36 The important question is: Did he win, or lose the case?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (wSv9N)

37 27 Or even in video.

http://tinyurl.com/l8rtymo

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (n4epL)

38 'scuse me: She, not he.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (wSv9N)

39 I am not Judge Judy and Executioner!

Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (JO9+V)

40 @17

How are we going to have cheap bananas when everyone's getting $15 bucks and hour?

$15 bucks an hour to sell bananas!!!

Think about that shit!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (kGXRK)

41 She illustrates the dictionary definition for Resting Bitch Face.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

42 I was a poor college student and no way I could pay rent on a four bedroom for three months that no one was living in. No way

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

43 Didn't Scalia once moonlight on Wapner?

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at May 27, 2015 08:39 PM (H4y6S)

44 Did she get justice from the blindfolded white-woman holding a scale?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2015 08:39 PM (OpDDu)

45
Marilyn Manson is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (iVfu6)

46 I would have hit that.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (OpDDu)

47 You want a constitutional republic.

You'll settle for a banana republic.

You'll get a handful of angry spiders.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (dRXTR)

48 True comedy would have been her appearing on Night Court facing Judge Harry and Dan Fielding.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (AylSc)

49 Rockets down 12- 0 and the game hasn't even started yet?!?!?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (MDgS8)

50 What was that bitch thinking posting embarrassing shit like this on social media?

Posted by: Dominique Sharpton at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (tgnRB)

51 Marilyn Manson is dead?

Marilyn Monroe is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

52 That Jester guy has access to fonts that moron commenters can only dream of. I feel like that guy in the suicide booth in Soylent Green: I did not know the glories of that world.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (qyomX)

53
I would have hit that.

She got a real purty mouth. Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (MDgS8)

54 As is Doctor Monroe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

55 Marilyn Manson is as alive as Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:42 PM (n4epL)

56 Maybe she got a $8million advance on the book she will write about this case.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 08:42 PM (+jijM)

57 >>>Marilyn Manson is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (iVfu6)<<<

I'm waving to him right now.

Posted by: ghost of Jeff Goldblum at May 27, 2015 08:42 PM (tdmtT)

58 She won her case but 'forgot' to ask for punitive damages, Judge Judy calls that out when giving verdict, mentions if you had asked for punitive damages I'd have given them to you.

Apparently she now regularly over-charges

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at May 27, 2015 08:42 PM (8qoUN)

59 *looks left and looks right*

So wheres Torg? Bun Bun?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:43 PM (AylSc)

60 Alliterative names are a plus in show biz, and politics.

Posted by: bergerbilder

------

There's ltsa pretteh prettah ones who wanna get you high...

Weah all stars heah. In the Baltimore dope show.

Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at May 27, 2015 08:43 PM (cIoI4)

61 More than likely she rented out the bedrooms individually and never reported it. Probably got more than what she had to pay in rent herself. Happens all the time in College areas.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 08:43 PM (6yehy)

62
Hitting it wouldn't be in your best interest because you're not a black thug and able to speak Obango!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:43 PM (P330y)

63 EVIL bun bun thank you very much

But you called it, sluggy freelance

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at May 27, 2015 08:44 PM (8qoUN)

64
What of Mary Ann Mobley?

Oh damn; she's dead, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:44 PM (iVfu6)

65 As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could prosecute.

Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (qyomX)

66 Helluva drummer for Cheap Trick

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (JO9+V)

67
oh and her husband Gary Collins died in 2012! I did not know.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (iVfu6)

68 I gotta admit, when I was thinking a few months ago about which city would implode first Baltimore wasn't even in the picture. You have to admire a team that makes a late charge for the gold.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (g1DWB)

69 As is Hank Mobley.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (rwI+c)

70
Marilyn Mosby's street name is Jessie James!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (P330y)

71 "She had an unoccupied four bedroom. That she could pay rent on for three months"

A _four bedroom_ apartment all to herself as an undergrad? No visible concerns about rent?

That's where I start to think "covert co-ed prostitution ring".

Nasty suspicious person that I am.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (noWW6)

72 Torg, "How do you know you summoned a demon into your computer?"

Riff, "It installed Windows 95."

Torg, "But you have a Mac."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (AylSc)

73 Wendell Mobley is still alive though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (rwI+c)

74 Putin is ROFLHAO.

France is being the hard line on IRAN getting an A bomb.

God doth have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (TV9BR)

75 45

Marilyn Manson is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:40 PM (iVfu6)
*************
Manfred Mann is dead?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (yxw0r)

76 Alliterative names are a plus in show biz, and politics.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 08:35 PM
________

An umlaut and one letter turned backwards would appeal to jurors of various ages. Maybe throw a number and a color in there, too, just to be safe.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (wdXFj)

77 Did she get her law degree from a CrackerJacks box? Oh, and in b4 Rachel Jenteal:

"That's retarded, sir."

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (bo7G7)

78 She is Baltimore's best and brightest which explains everything you need to know about Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (n9Mj/)

79 >>>Marilyn Mosby's street name is Jessie James!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:45 PM (P330y)<<<

No no no, that was John Wayne's real name.

Posted by: no, not really at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (aLGzo)

80 How did she ever graduate?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (n4epL)

81
Manfred Mann is dead?

Wrapped up like douche another roner in the night.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (MDgS8)

82 Manfred Mann is dead?

Just their careers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (rwI+c)

83 I'd hit it though.With extreme lack of prejudice.

Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (mGBKM)

84
Marilyn Mosby, Al Sharkton, and Hussein O'bango walk into a white blue-collar steel town bar and were warmly received with shouts of.......

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (P330y)

85 Of course she rented out the rooms

But she testified that during the summer the four bedroom apartment was unoccupied and he used it without her permission and damaged it

She said it was her apartment. She paid rent. And she let it unoccupied for the summer months of June, July and August. It was not sublet in the summer

That means she paid for an apartment that no one was living in. Poor people do not do that

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (zOTsN)

86 "What of Mary Ann Mobley?"

How about Moms Mabley?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 08:48 PM (+jijM)

87
Did Marilyn Mosby play the hooker in Car Wash?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:48 PM (P330y)

88 so, what's she's saying is that she gave her renters a room to destroy?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 08:49 PM (ymkGW)

89 She is Baltimore's best and brightest which explains everything you need to know about Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM
________

Where's Frank Pembleton when you need him?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 08:49 PM (wdXFj)

90 Mmmm. Stacy's Mom has it going on!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 08:49 PM (JO9+V)

91 But what is her position on Desert Storm?

Posted by: Idiot Libertarian Cock Monkey with Shitty Lips at May 27, 2015 08:49 PM (msVAP)

92 They have these things called locks now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:49 PM (n4epL)

93 is she related to Moms Mabely?

Posted by: avi at May 27, 2015 08:50 PM (WYnEW)

94 He was not a renter he was a neighbor who got the keys somehow and used her apartment without permission and damaged it

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

95 Always loved that Manfred Mann song that goes "and little Hurly-Burly gave my anus Curly-Whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."

I do. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at May 27, 2015 08:50 PM (qyomX)

96 I'd have hit it.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (TV9BR)

97
Come to AoS, where every thread is an obituary!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (iVfu6)

98 89: William Rawls would be an improvement.

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (n9Mj/)

99 81

Manfred Mann is dead?

Wrapped up like douche another roner in the night.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:47 PM (MDgS

*************

That'll be $3.26. We do Paypal.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen, tax-dodging billionaire commmunist at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (yxw0r)

100 If he broke in he should have been on Cops instead of Judge Judy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (n4epL)

101 Gonna be a long, hot summer in the city.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 08:51 PM (VPLuQ)

102
I'd have hit it.

Posted by: Jukin

Have you ever hit a Brillo Pad?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (P330y)

103 Well, if she is alright by the Judge then she is alright by me.

Posted by: Idiots who watch Judge Judy at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (8YE33)

104 Michael Mann is a douche.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (n4epL)

105
Damn....Rockets down 35-12 with three minutes left in pregame warmups.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (MDgS8)

106 There you go. She has all the qualifications she will ever need to satisfy the Ballmer democrat voter/citizen. They deserve each other.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (go5uR)

107 Bun E. Carlos
http://tinyurl.com/nq56evl

Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM (85ldL)

108 I'm still alive!

Posted by: Mobley Dick at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM (OpDDu)

109
Gonna be a long, hot summer in the city.

Hot town...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM (iVfu6)

110 Manfred von Richthofen is dead?

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

111 110 He died before any of us were born.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:54 PM (n4epL)

112 Time for a musical interlude

https://youtu.be/xAkaRpmXncY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:54 PM (AylSc)

113 It doesn't smell right

They went to small claims court and both had to agree to be on judge Judy instead. She is suing him for damages to her apartment. She doesn't own the apartment. This tells me the landlord allegedly made her pay damages and she is trying to get repaid from the defendant.

She didn't call the cops. She either gave him permission or a relative is the landlord

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

114
I introduced Marilyn Mosby to my favorite musician Eric Clapner.

Posted by: Doctor Joycelyn Elders at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (P330y)

115 It'd be really funny if she was on 'Maury.'

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (AC0lD)

116 A case in which Judge Judy appears to be the calm one.

There's gotta be a first. Probably.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (1CroS)

117 A case in which Judge Judy appears to be the calm one.

There's gotta be a first. Probably.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (1CroS)

118 Manfred von Richthofen is dead?

!

Posted by: Snoopy at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (rwI+c)

119 Vic was the Red Baron's cavalry instructor....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 08:56 PM (AylSc)

120 "Manfred von Richthofen is dead?"

Wait...Snoopy is dead?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 08:56 PM (VPLuQ)

121 Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (MDgS

Heh. Not a fan of the Warriors. But I have grown weary of the Beard.

Posted by: Golfman at May 27, 2015 08:56 PM (48QDY)

122 How are the Super Sonics doing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (n4epL)

123
I'm rooting for the black team..

Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (iVfu6)

124
I instructed Prosecutor Marilyn Mosby on the Mars landing where the astronaut planted the American Flag.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (P330y)

125 Judge Judy Judy Judy.

Posted by: Goober Pyle at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (W5DcG)

126 Snoop Dogg is dead?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (tgnRB)

127 Wait...Snoopy is dead?

?!?!

Posted by: Woodstock at May 27, 2015 08:58 PM (rwI+c)

128 The ebil racists who killed the poor youth were black.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:58 PM (n4epL)

129 I got through 32 seconds of the Mosby-Judy clown show video.

So "Everything is Awesome" wins by 27 seconds.

"Everything is Awesome"... come on down and collect your Emmy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 08:58 PM (1CroS)

130 I got through 32 seconds of the Mosby-Judy clown show video.

So "Everything is Awesome" wins by 27 seconds.

"Everything is Awesome"... come on down and collect your Emmy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 08:58 PM (1CroS)

131 >>>Manfred von Richthofen is dead?

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM (sdi6R)<<<

That Red Baron sure made pretty good pizza for a Kraut.

Posted by: someone who doesn't know good pizza at May 27, 2015 08:59 PM (aLGzo)

132

"Marylin Monroe is as dead as her doctrine!"

- - Joe Biden, 2012 Democrat Convention

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 08:59 PM (St6BJ)

133 124

I instructed Prosecutor Marilyn Mosby on the Mars landing where the astronaut planted the American Flag.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-TX at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (P330y)

******************

Bullshit. I did.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 27, 2015 08:59 PM (yxw0r)

134 Dang it, Pixy. Whatsammattayou?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 08:59 PM (1CroS)

135 Time for a musical interlude

Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do

Posted by: Manfred the Mann at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (+jijM)

136
My brother was lucky enough to hump Marilyn Monroe.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (P330y)

137 Wait...Snoopy is dead?

I got tired of him kicking the door when it was time for dinner.

Posted by: Charlie Brown sporting a sweet new beagle jacket at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (rUKxo)

138 136
My brother was lucky enough to hump Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (P330y)

One of them faked an orgasm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (St6BJ)

139 Like Jello on springs. There must be a motor in there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (JO9+V)

140 This, too, is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Street Grifter Attention Whore at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (y/p2Y)

141 My brother was lucky enough to hump Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy

Brothers. Jack & Bobby both hit that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (tgnRB)

142 Alliterative name Marion Morrison

Posted by: John Wayne needs no alliteration at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (Pa9vP)

143 137 Wait...Snoopy is dead?

I got tired of him kicking the door when it was time for dinner.
Posted by: Charlie Brown sporting a sweet new beagle jacket at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (rUKxo)

Wait, don't you have a dildo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (St6BJ)

144 I made it through 8 minutes of listening to her voice, then I killed myself.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (xOu6p)

145 78 She is Baltimore's best and brightest which explains everything you need to know about Baltimore.
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 27, 2015 08:46 PM (n9Mj/)

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Posted by: Sen. Clay Davis at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (wSv9N)

146
I was never a real strong swimmer, but mother Rose always said I was a good boy.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 27, 2015 09:01 PM (P330y)

147 Bun E. Carlos
http://tinyurl.com/nq56evl
Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM

Huh, didn't know about that. I grew up in Rockford, his sister played my daughter in my senior play.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:02 PM (o/90i)

148 You're a good boy Teddie. Good n cold.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS8)

149 Marian the Librarian is dead?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 09:03 PM (JO9+V)

150 Buckwheat . . . is dead.

Posted by: Roger Mudd at May 27, 2015 09:03 PM (wSv9N)

151
The truth is Ted was an asshole all his life.

Posted by: Zombie Rose Kennedy at May 27, 2015 09:03 PM (P330y)

152 147 Bun E. Carlos
http://tinyurl.com/nq56evl
Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:53 PM

Huh, didn't know about that. I grew up in Rockford, his sister played my daughter in my senior play.
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:02 PM (o/90i)

3 way tie between worst rock drummer:

Doug "Cosmo" Clifford, Ringo Starr and Bun E. Carlos.

The guy chain smoked while drumming, for chrissakes!!!

That said, I saw them and the Cars (opening act) at the Palladium back in '79. For real. Great show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 09:05 PM (St6BJ)

153 Police Truck. Dead Kennedys.

http://tinyurl.com/ox4f2tk

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:05 PM (n4epL)

154 ... can't say something nice ..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:05 PM (uctT+)

155 She handled herself well and deserved every penny the judge awarded her and more.

But did anyone catch her saying she had spoken to the D.A. and it was finally Judge Judy that got her justice? What kind of college sophomore has a little legal dispute like this and talks to the D.A. about it? I found that very strange.

That said, she is intelligent and composed and while surely stewed in progressive and racially obsessed institutions for years and years, there is always hope age and common sense win out and she becomes a fine conservative. On the wrong track currently though.

Posted by: MostlyRight at May 27, 2015 09:06 PM (fOLR/)

156 At least Houston didn't get swept. Sucks for our Georgia morons

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 09:06 PM (J0eTB)

157 Buck Rogers is dead?

Posted by: Harry Mudd at May 27, 2015 09:07 PM (tgnRB)

158
One of them faked an orgasm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 09:00 PM (St6BJ)

As did I.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 27, 2015 09:07 PM (yxw0r)

159
Buck Strickland is dead?

Posted by: Hank Hill at May 27, 2015 09:07 PM (iVfu6)

160 She was a very organized, articulate young lady. Very polite. She was, essentially, stalked in her own apartment.

Other than that, I don't know that this video shows anything of interest.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (PMlgt)

161 Buck Rogers didn't know when to hold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (n4epL)

162
At least Houston didn't get swept. Sucks for our Georgia morons

Thank you to the Atlanta Hawks for participating in this year's Eastern Conference finals.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (MDgS8)

163 157
Buck Rogers is dead?

Posted by: Harry Mudd at May 27, 2015 09:07 PM (tgnRB)

Bud Melman is dead?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (yxw0r)

164
Buckwheat is dead?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (P330y)

165 >>>That said, she is intelligent and composed and while
surely stewed in progressive and racially obsessed institutions for
years and years, there is always hope age and common sense win out and
she becomes a fine conservative. On the wrong track currently though.

Posted by: MostlyRight at May 27, 2015 09:06 PM (fOLR/)<<<

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
**deep breaths**
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: B.H. Obama, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch, etc etc at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (aLGzo)

166 I'll give a Dollar to anyone who can prove they watched the video. But only to the First!! person to do so.

***

I don't need the vid and don't care if you believe I watched it.

Still.... "senile"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (PMlgt)

167 the dollar...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 09:09 PM (PMlgt)

168 Duck Dodgers hasn't even been born yet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:09 PM (uctT+)

169
I whacked Buckwheat!

Posted by: Charlie Manson at May 27, 2015 09:09 PM (P330y)

170 How are the Super Sonics doing?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (n4epL)

***

Their shakes suck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:10 PM (cIoI4)

171
I don't need the vid and don't care if you believe I watched it.

The volcano at the very end. Pay up.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:10 PM (MDgS8)

172 "Buck Rogers is dead?"

Yes, but Buck Taylor is still alive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:10 PM (90Afw)

173 Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated, but President Muffley is not at all well.

Posted by: Buck Turgidson at May 27, 2015 09:10 PM (tgnRB)

174 "Yes, but Buck Taylor is still alive."

As is Buck Dharma.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 09:11 PM (8cWgt)

175 Ok. Watched the whole thing. Maybe she made up the rent for the summer months by over charging her roommates during the school year

So she could pay three months rent in advance while it was unoccupied. Still not a poor student.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:11 PM (zOTsN)

176
Anyone know what happened to wheatie??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 09:11 PM (iVfu6)

177 Still here.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 27, 2015 09:12 PM (1CroS)

178
I'm dead and the arrogant bastards celebrated my passing. Pricks!

Posted by: Zombie John Murcha at May 27, 2015 09:12 PM (P330y)

179 >>>How are the Super Sonics doing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:57 PM (n4epL)
<<<

They did OK.

Posted by: The Thunder at May 27, 2015 09:12 PM (aLGzo)

180 I'd be more impressed if she'd been on COPS.

Posted by: HAL at May 27, 2015 09:13 PM (OmBeX)

181 This thread will expire before the ONT is spawned.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:13 PM (4gofz)

182 At least Houston didn't get swept. Sucks for our Georgia morons

Thank you to the Atlanta Hawks for participating in this year's Eastern Conference finals.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:08 PM (MDgS

****

Hey now....

We are not known for our Basketball team. We are known for the diversity of our Metro area population. Please do try and keep up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (cIoI4)

183 They arrested some of the FIFA execs because they are black.

Justice for the FIFA 9!

Posted by: Baltimorons at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (wSv9N)

184 167
the dollar...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 09:09 PM (PMlgt)

Just made a small donation to Ace. Thats all I had available to give. Tell Ace a Dollar of that is yours.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (6yehy)

185 So what happened at the end?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (e/33/)

186 The Super Sonics ads on TV featuring the two existentially sad gay guys are rubbish.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (y/p2Y)

187
This thread will expire before the ONT is spawned.

Is there even any doubt?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)

188 She was really cute then. Now her looks have been ruined by racism and bitterness.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 27, 2015 09:15 PM (bS6uW)

189 He's a creep and she seemed like a very mature young lady. She went to the DA to see iit he would prosecute so she could get her 1700 bucks back. And he prolly said no. That's why she went to judge Judy. She just wanted her money back, which she could have gotten in small claims court anyway. But there would be no cameras, no notoriety

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:15 PM (zOTsN)

190 So what happened at the end?

Col. Jessup admitted he ordered the Code Red.

Posted by: Lt. Kaffee at May 27, 2015 09:16 PM (rUKxo)

191 This tells me two things. She wants to be paid back. And she wanted to be on TV

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:17 PM (zOTsN)

192 We are not known for our Basketball team. We are known for the diversity of our Metro area population. Please do try and keep up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:14 PM (cIoI4)

--All y'all's teams suck. You even lost your hockey team to Winnipeg.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:17 PM (wSv9N)

193 181
This thread will expire before the ONT is spawned.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:13 PM (4gofz)

**************
We could go gun to kill it more quickly.
My .98673 has a 20.57 in the grease latch, and can rifle the hammer in the flashpan when I'm not burying my 17 .484s next to my Glenn Beck-brand gold.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 09:17 PM (yxw0r)

194 Buck Rogers is dead?
Posted by: Harry Mudd at May 27, 2015 09:07 PM

As is Emperor Ming. Didn't he have a not daughter?

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (o/90i)

195 freedom watch has filed a RICO suit agains the clinton foundation

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

196 Yup....just googled her. Looks are all gone.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (MDgS8)

197 France 24

Russia's Nuclear Threats 'Deeply Troubling': NATO chief

Have moved nuclear forces forward in Crimea, plans to move nuclear-capable missiles to Kalingrad,--closer o the border of Poland .
"Dramatic expansion of flights by nuclear bombers".

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (RJMhd)

198
Freddie Gray Got Fingered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (St6BJ)

199
freedom watch has filed a RICO suit agains the clinton foundation

hah.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:19 PM (MDgS8)

200 --All y'all's teams suck. You even lost your hockey team to Winnipeg.
Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:17 PM (wSv9N)

***

My Home town is Chicago. Pretty much nowhere to go but up from there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (cIoI4)

201 errr, hot daughter.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (o/90i)

202
Freddie's Dead.

Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (85ldL)

203 Howdy hand daddies. What's shakin?

Posted by: freaked at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (JdEZJ)

204 Now Reuters is reporting a massing of Russian troops on the Ukrainian border.

I think France might have received a hard reality check.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (RJMhd)

205 She was really cute then. Now her looks have been ruined by racism and bitterness.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 27, 2015 09:15 PM (bS6uW)

Amazing how losing your soul can manifest itself in your external appearance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 27, 2015 09:21 PM (ftVQq)

206
Sonny and Cher had a not daughter..

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 09:21 PM (iVfu6)

207 At the end, judge Judy reasoned that he broke in to her apartment to expand his business (cigar/sports bar) and for his families personal use and lied about it. She used the term "habitable" which is a term of art in case law about real estate. Judy thought he intentionally made her rental experience hell in order to drive her out of the building so he could have get apartment . She ordered him to repay her the 1700 buck for repairs, and said she would have also given punative damages had she asked for them. The end

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

208 Bet France and Germany are missing those Republican "cowboys" now.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (MDgS8)

209 She was really cute then. Now her looks have been ruined by racism and bitterness.

Posted by: Blacksheep
------------------------

In a few more years, she'll look like a Wookie.

Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (fWLrt)

210 "Now Reuters is reporting a massing of Russian troops on the Ukrainian border."

Oh, goody.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (90Afw)

211 Sounds like she also gave this guy "space to destroy".

Posted by: nadadhimmi at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (EjeQ6)

212 freedom watch has filed a RICO suit agains the clinton foundation
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

***

That popcorn futures investment is gonna KILL it for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (XrHO0)

213 I'm Saddam, yes I'm the real Saddam all you other Saddams can all go kiss my bottom!

Posted by: Marshall Mathers at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (cIoI4)

214 Didn't he have a not daughter?

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (o/90i)

Dunno. We're not related.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (yxw0r)

215 Putin is going to light this thing off a year too early. He needs to wait until next summer.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (4gofz)

216 The Sheriff dept just dropped their boat to patrol the empty (of other boats) lake I live next to. Wise use of resources I have come to expect from govt.

Posted by: Robinson at May 27, 2015 09:22 PM (+exqw)

217 "Howdy hand daddies. What's shakin?

Posted by: freaked at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (JdEZJ)"
--------------
For me about 300,000 babies....in each hand. Boy am I going to busy in muzzy heaven.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 27, 2015 09:23 PM (TV9BR)

218 Trains arrived delivering a total of at least 26 tanks, about 30 Uragan launchers, dozens of trucks as well as several armored personnel carriers and self-propelled howitzers.

Reuters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (n4epL)

219 "For me about 300,000 babies....in each hand."

Keep those pipes cleaned out. Good for the ol' prostate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (90Afw)

220 Note to self. Don't shake hands with Jukin

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

221 197 France 24

Russia's Nuclear Threats 'Deeply Troubling': NATO chief

Have moved nuclear forces forward in Crimea, plans to move nuclear-capable missiles to Kalingrad,--closer o the border of Poland .
"Dramatic expansion of flights by nuclear bombers".

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (RJMhd)

Dude. Chill.

Whoa. Check out Kim Kardashian's new butt implants!

Posted by: LIV at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

222 I once met one of Judge Judy's personal assistants. I also have a painting of Billy Carter's horse. Yes my brushes with celebrity have been numerous.

Posted by: freaked at May 27, 2015 09:25 PM (JdEZJ)

223 Freddiegray Fuckerfaster Fingered Fionna Farley Frequently

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 27, 2015 09:25 PM (y/p2Y)

224 freedom watch has filed a RICO suit agains the clinton foundation

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

*************

I've been out of the game for a while, but isn't RICO a criminal statute? Private people/organizations can't use it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 09:25 PM (yxw0r)

225
Deeply Troubling????

Shit Status : Ruh Roh.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 09:26 PM (MDgS8)

226 Kneel before Saad.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 09:26 PM (g1DWB)

227 Glad I don't live in Ukrainistan.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:26 PM (n4epL)

228 >>They went to small claims court and both had to agree to be on judge Judy instead. She is suing him for damages to her apartment. She doesn't own the apartment. This tells me the landlord allegedly made her pay damages and she is trying to get repaid from the defendant.

She didn't call the cops. She either gave him permission or a relative is the landlord
Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

I bet she or someone in her apartment was sleeping with him at some point and that's why he had keys?

Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 09:27 PM (vmMMi)

229 You can sue in civil court under RICO too.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:27 PM (zOTsN)

230 The local Gannett paper is an uber-liberal rag. Today, I was surprised to see this column :
http://tinyurl.com/odgv3pe

See anything wrong with that? I searched other Gannett papers, and no where was the same story billed that way. Why? well because they don't want to leave the casual skimmer with the impression that Obama's Amnesty program is in trouble.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 09:27 PM (QyBQv)

231 "Have moved nuclear forces forward in Crimea, plans to move
nuclear-capable missiles to Kalingrad,--closer o the border of Poland .

"Dramatic expansion of flights by nuclear bombers".

I was just sitting here thinking. NATO's pretty weak right now. If Russia were froggy and started moving west through Ukraine and maybe beyond French tactical nukes might be the only thing to slow them down.

If it gets to that point there'll probably be an exchange on the local level. Oy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:28 PM (90Afw)

232 We used to be known as the Rubber Capital of the World.

Posted by: LeBron's home town at May 27, 2015 09:28 PM (+jijM)

233 SAAD!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 09:28 PM (O7Hke)

234 219 "For me about 300,000 babies....in each hand."

Keep those pipes cleaned out. Good for the ol' prostate.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (90Afw)

--According to my dad, the average male ejaculation has 150 calories (that's the actual content, not including the calories burnt circle-jerking), so it's helpful for weight loss as well.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:29 PM (wSv9N)

235 Isn't there a river in Cleveland that is flammable?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:29 PM (n4epL)

236 France 24

Russia's Nuclear Threats 'Deeply Troubling': NATO chief
Have moved nuclear forces forward in Crimea, plans to move nuclear-capable missiles to Kalingrad,--closer o the border of Poland .
"Dramatic expansion of flights by nuclear bombers".
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:18 PM

That fits w/ what I saw in a link posted here a bit ago. The Ruskies are after the Baltic states.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 09:29 PM (o/90i)

237 Re: "Bad Science" link in sidebar

1) That's not just science journalism, it's all journalism. Most newspaper reports or news show segments are lightly edited press releases that reflect the choice bias of the editor.

2) That part about how science journalists think they're pretty clever - that's called the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

3) My *God* the commenters at io9 are grotesquely self-satisfied sheep. That's kind of true most places, sadly, but it's like YouTube with less dick and fart jokes over there.

Posted by: Marovign, Dark Lord of SCIENCE!!! at May 27, 2015 09:29 PM (bLnSU)

238 HOSSA!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 09:30 PM (O7Hke)

239 But judicial watch would have to show their business or property was damaged by the racketeering. Don't know how they can show damages and without damages they lack standing to sue

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:30 PM (zOTsN)

240 Well you wouldn't want someone completely inexperienced. After all look what happened with Obama.

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2015 09:30 PM (DL2i+)

241 I nominate #88 as threadwinner.

Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2015 09:31 PM (sKq6w)

242 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2015 09:31 PM (KCxzN)

243 dsmn it the LIV comments kill me.

Frickin' Putin is going to be all up in France's ritz for schnitzel.

By the time Barky is done.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:31 PM (RJMhd)

244 Enjoy, from WZ:

http://tinyurl.com/nt79b69

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2015 09:31 PM (ODxAs)

245 Asshole didn't have the keys. He kicked the door in. I was wrong, I didn't watch the whole thing at first

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

246 I've been out of the game for a while, but isn't RICO a criminal statute? Private people/organizations can't use it.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 09:25 PM (yxw0r)

***

I have too, but if memory serves, yes, it is a Federal Racketeering charge. I believe the operative language is "based on RICO Statutes". So, essentially a fishing expedition to force them to hand over info that may or may not lead to RICO prosecution.

Sure, The Clinton Global Crime Organization is gonna get right on that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:32 PM (cIoI4)

247 233 SAAD!
Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 09:28 PM (O7Hke)

Di moi.

Posted by: Enigma at May 27, 2015 09:32 PM (wSv9N)

248 "Whoa. Check out Kim Kardashian's new butt implants!
Posted by: LIV at May 27, 2015 09:24 PM (sdi6R) "

Whew! I thought at first you said "imprints".

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 09:32 PM (+jijM)

249 241 I nominate #88 as threadwinner.

No doubt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:33 PM (n4epL)

250 I think the hockey gods are gonna bequeath us a Game 7. Probably to mock the basketball gods.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:33 PM (wSv9N)

251 MULLET!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 09:34 PM (O7Hke)

252 Is it Hockey Season again already?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 09:34 PM (n4epL)

253 "Isn't there a river in Cleveland that is flammable?"

The Cuyahoga? It has water in it now.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 09:34 PM (+jijM)

254 Hmm. A four cylinder, 28.5 liter engine?

No, that's not a misplaced decimal point.

https://tinyurl.com/ptrn778

Posted by: LIV at May 27, 2015 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

255 Their are federal RICO laws and state RICO laws. You can be criminally prosecuted under RICO and you can be civilly sued under RICO. But to sue you have to show damages

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

256 She was the winner in the Judy case, and she didn't come off as wrong or crazy or anything but a preppy college girl FWIW

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 09:36 PM (AkOaV)

257 Last time I looked, Judge Judy was white. How could this be?

Posted by: Michel at May 27, 2015 09:36 PM (iC4X6)

258 Who is Gwynne Dyer?

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:36 PM (4gofz)

259 That Patrick Kane guy is pretty good.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:36 PM (wSv9N)

260 Off, ignoramus sock.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

261 The Cuyahoga? It has water in it now.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 09:34 PM (+jijM)

***

It was a big problem. Now cleaned up. But, this incident was one of the most overused justification for expansion of EPA power of our waterways, ever. They are still citing this fcuking one case, decades later.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:38 PM (3F6F8)

262 Hmm. A four cylinder, 28.5 liter engine?

No, that's not a misplaced decimal point.
--------------

Smoke? - check
Flames? - check

Yup..., it's a Fiat
It took us a hundred years, but we got the SOB to run again.

Posted by: Tony at May 27, 2015 09:39 PM (QyBQv)

263 Heh, supposedly Sepp Blatter wanted to win the Nobel Peace Prize. 0bama Envy?

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:39 PM (wSv9N)

264 I was just sitting here thinking. NATO's pretty weak right now. If
Russia were froggy and started moving west through Ukraine and maybe
beyond French tactical nukes might be the only thing to slow them down.

I no rite?

Posted by: Taiwan at May 27, 2015 09:39 PM (XVOlz)

265 Listen to the ground
There is movement all around
There is something goin' down
And I can feel it

On the waves of the air
There is dancin' out there
If it's somethin' we can share
We can steal it

Riot fever riot fever.
We know how to stoke it.
Riot fever riot fever.
We know how to grow it

-the Baltimore Girls, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, and Marilyn Mosby

Posted by: Bee Gees at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (XrHO0)

266 Montreal Expos sued MLB under RICO for instance.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (zOTsN)

267 256 She was the winner in the Judy case, and she didn't come off as wrong or crazy or anything but a preppy college girl FWIW

In that case, who's the a#%^&hole who turned her into a hideous SJW?

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (qyomX)

268 It's not the water that's flammable, it's the electrolytes!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (O7Hke)

269 NOW sued some prolife activists under RICO

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

270 I greet you in the name of Mohammed (pbuh)!

So, hypothetically, if you somehow came upon a nuclear weapon somehow, and you wanted to nuke the nest of pig...that is, the State of Israel, would you do it now, or would you wait for the administration of the President Theodore Cruz?

Posted by: Hassan Rouhani at May 27, 2015 09:42 PM (qyomX)

271 In that case, who's the a#%^&hole who turned her into a hideous SJW?
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (qyomX)

***

Wallowing in Baltimore politics for a career could conceivably do that to ones viewpoint.

Just spitballin here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:43 PM (3F6F8)

272 Heh, the Ducks have a player named Fowler.

I didn't even know Muldoon was an NHL GM.

Posted by: kick save and a beauty at May 27, 2015 09:44 PM (rUKxo)

273 I wonder what damages NOW claimed? That the prolife activists cut in to their abortion profits?

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:46 PM (zOTsN)

274 This lady reminds me of Teh Mooch. Playing the victim and race cards, the scowl, that underbite. Yuck, an ugly person in all possible ways.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at May 27, 2015 09:47 PM (+kznc)

275 It will be weird if this game mirrors Game 5 and Anaheim comes back from 3-0. Weird, but fine as long as the outcome is flipped.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 09:47 PM (wSv9N)

276 So, hypothetically, if you somehow came upon a nuclear weapon somehow, and you wanted to nuke the nest of pig...that is, the State of Israel, would you do it now, or would you wait for the administration of the President Theodore Cruz?
Posted by: Hassan Rouhani

Wa-Alaikum-Salaam,

Only a kuffar would wait.

**GLARES***

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:48 PM (uctT+)

277 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:28 PM (90Afw)

doubt it. NATO will stand down until Western Europe is directly threatened.

Probably wouldn't really do anything substantial until they crossed the Rhein.

But, on the flip side... the Russian military is supposedly in very bad shape. So... I don't think Putin would risk it. Ultimately, he would lose any war of that scope.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 09:48 PM (AkOaV)

278 Her formative years. At the about the 14:30 mark she said, "I feel that finally there is justice served". Didn't she say that recently as Baltimore City was burned and looted? She goes on to say that she went to the DA and the police and only Judge Judy helped her.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 27, 2015 09:48 PM (RxfSP)

279 In that case, who's the a#%^&hole who turned her into a hideous SJW?
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 09:40 PM (qyomX)

No idea. She had a legit case against the guy (he trashed her apartment while she was away for the summer), was well mannered, well spoken, and well dressed and came off very well.

And preppy, like I said. sweater tied around her neck.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 09:50 PM (AkOaV)

280 The NOW case is interesting because the SCOTUS ruled that you could bring a RICO case even if the defendant did not have an economic motive, as long as the alleged racketeering affected national or international commerce

And that's how judicial watch will get the Clintons

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

281 "doubt it."

Hope so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 09:51 PM (90Afw)

282 That bitch was keepin it real for mattress equality before mattress equality was cool!

Posted by: tbd at May 27, 2015 09:53 PM (c0HLr)

283 It's not the water that's flammable, it's the electrolytes!
Posted by: Garrett

Thank Taco Bell for Brando.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:54 PM (uctT+)

284 And that's how judicial watch will get the Clintons
Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

*****
I can see no possible scenario where this plays out as you predict, despite fervishly wishing that this were possible.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 09:54 PM (XrHO0)

285 Almost as curious as the Fiat, is the race-prepped Barracuda in the background.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 09:56 PM (QyBQv)

286 Cyprus-Mail. an article by Gwynne Dyer
Syria: Last Chance Saloon

http://tinyurl.com/ne92cs6

Seems to be saying that Syria is teetering. The Alawites are tired of war.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:56 PM (4gofz)

287 I really need to find another hobby.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 09:57 PM (4gofz)

288 >>The Alawites are tired of war.

I don't think they are going to care for the peace they are going to get if they give up.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 09:57 PM (g1DWB)

289 Why is it every time Mary C. from Brattleboro, Vt. posts, I hear a distorted fife and drum corp in the background and get a strong odor of fish?

Posted by: tbd at May 27, 2015 09:57 PM (c0HLr)

290 >>>And that's how judicial watch will get the Clintons

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 09:50 PM (zOTsN)<<<

Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: zombie Al Capone at May 27, 2015 09:58 PM (aLGzo)

291 If I were a Democrat, I would be crapping bricks right now. Their candidate is:

Completely unlikable by anyone
Totally corrupt to such an extent that even the media reports on it
Personally awkward, at a level that makes Zombie Richard Nixon look graceful
Not cool at all. Those students will stay in their dorms with their bongs

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 10:01 PM (qyomX)

292 Those students will stay in their dorms with their bongs
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 10:01 PM (qyomX)

Not if the Dems can convince them that the Repubs are out to take those bongs away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 10:03 PM (W5DcG)

293
... can't say something nice ..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:05 PM (uctT+)

Then come sit next to me, love.

Posted by: Zombie Dorothy Parker at May 27, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy)

294 >>>Not if the Dems can convince them that the Repubs are out to take those bongs away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 10:03 PM (W5DcG)<<<

That's why we need Rand!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: some Paultard at May 27, 2015 10:05 PM (aLGzo)

295 Then come sit next to me, love.
---------------

I would, but you wear glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:05 PM (QyBQv)

296 51 Marilyn Manson is dead?

Marilyn Monroe is.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (rwI+c)

Well the autopsy didn't help.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 27, 2015 10:06 PM (A73dY)

297 On the other hand, Charlie Manson is getting his own TV show, vicariously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:07 PM (QyBQv)

298 295 I would, but you wear glasses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:05 PM

Do you, then, utterly reject the Hot Librarian archetype? The glasses come off, the hair comes down, all in one grand sweep, and Mike Hammer is unmoved?

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 10:08 PM (qyomX)

299 The Judicial Watch RICO case was filed in Florida on March 25th

In it, they claim that Hillary Clinton leaked Israeli cyber warfare intelligence to reporters, and israeli plans to attack Iran. The claim is that Clinton leaked the Israeli secrets in order to help Iran. She wanted to help Iran because of powerful business entities want to do business with Iran, and made large donations to the Clinton Foundation to get her assistance. Pay for play. In iran

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

300 ... can't say something nice ..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 09:05 PM (uctT+)
Then come sit next to me, love.
Posted by: Zombie Dorothy Parker at May 27, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy)

I'm thinking that should be Zombie Alice Roosevelt, Teddy's dau. If Parker said it she stole it from Alice.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2015 10:09 PM (o/90i)

301 Lysander, the end of the article says that Barky *could* have saved Palmyra but didn't.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 10:09 PM (J0eTB)

302 Do you, then, utterly reject the Hot Librarian archetype? The glasses come off, the hair comes down, all in one grand sweep, and Mike Hammer is unmoved?
Posted by: Splunge
--------------

It is the distinction between being "fucking busy", and "busy fucking", as Miss Parker would say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:10 PM (QyBQv)

303 I have already spent more time on this minority skank than she is worth. Has to have some wookie in her lineage. Just a nasty person.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:10 PM (ucDmr)

304 If you try to sign up for the Hillary! campaign, they have one simple test. You have to read the following, out loud.

"Hillary would never do that. Her principles would not permit it."

If you laugh, you're out.

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 10:11 PM (qyomX)

305 All across Chicago, you can here the puckering.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 10:11 PM (g1DWB)

306
298 295 I would, but you wear glasses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:05 PM

Do you, then, utterly reject the Hot Librarian archetype? The glasses come off, the hair comes down, all in one grand sweep, and Mike Hammer is unmoved?

Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2015 10:08 PM (qyomX)

Love, if they laid all the librarians from end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Zombie Dorothy Parker at May 27, 2015 10:13 PM (ynQIy)

307 It's weird that Chicago benched Crawford in the first round, but have not against the Quackers. Yet, anyway.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 10:15 PM (wSv9N)

308 Lysander, the end of the article says that Barky *could* have saved Palmyra but didn't.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 10:09 PM

Ya, I don't know. I put up another story from Washington Times on an earlier thread about pilots complaining about Rules of Engagement and long delays getting authorization to strike.

That story about Putin moving his pieces around got me looking for a reason. If Syria is about to fall, would Russia launch air strikes?

Or is he just putting another move on Ukraine? Or is it all a feint to unsettle people?

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 10:15 PM (4gofz)

309 Hillary's moral compass would make a better sundial.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 10:16 PM (+jijM)

310 *Get This*

No ONT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 10:17 PM (uctT+)

311 "The local Gannett paper is an uber-liberal rag. ....

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

He ain't being hyperbolic here folks. It is.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:18 PM (Wo9OY)

312 Miss Mosby, the DNA tests reveal.....

you are not the father!

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2015 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

313 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:19 PM (ucDmr)

314 "If you try to sign up for the Hillary! campaign, they have one simple test. You have to read the following, out loud.

"Hillary would never do that. Her principles would not permit it."

If you laugh, you're out.

Posted by: Splunge"

Or throw up.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:19 PM (Wo9OY)

315 Newspapers are going down. Broadcast TV news is next.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 10:20 PM (4gofz)

316 More local storms tonight. Pretty heavy rain and I'm starting to get a little nervous. Creek is damn near the banks and rising. Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 10:20 PM (90Afw)

317 I saw this at Instapundit last night.

https://tinyurl.com/mapu5tl

Now, I'm not saying the Tesla P85D is anywhere near the rarefied territory occupied by Gordon Murray's immortal McLaren hypercar (and if I were crazy enough to think that, Cars Technica editor and British expat Jonathan Gitlin would stab me in the face). The F1 is a limited-run, hand-built marvel that cost a million dollars new and featured an engine compartment lined with gold foil to deal with the exhaust heat from that earthshaking BMW V12. It's the kind of car teenagers buy posters of.

In contrast, the P85D isn't hand-built; it's mass-produced by robots. It won't top 200 miles per hour. It doesn't have gold foil. Your teenager probably won't buy a Tesla poster.

But the Tesla does have the power to beat the McLaren F1 off the line, run dead even with it to 60 miles per hour in 3.2 seconds, and hit the quarter-mile mark only a few tenths off of the McLaren's 11.1 seconds. And it does so in spite of being almost exactly twice as heavy as the McLaren, at 4,930 lbs versus 2,513 lbs (2,240kg versus 1,140kg).

The Tesla Model S P85D accelerates so ludicrously hard that it's almost difficult to believe the car is a production model vehicle and not something Elon Musk built to win a bet. "Hey," the car's sleek-but-not-exotic lines seem to say, "I'm just a mild-mannered sedan. Come on in. Pay no mind to the 'insane' button on the dashboard--it won't hurt if you mash the pedal."

And then you do and the 680-something pound-feet of torque bangs your head against the head rest. The front window goes to star-lines like an X-wing jumping into hyperspace. You realize that the noise you're hearing isn't the squeal of tires or the howl of an engine--it's you, laughing, with an edge of hysteria to the giggles because this is the only possible response your body can make to the shock of acceleration.

The first question everyone asks when they find out I've had some cockpit time in the P85D isn't about the car's range, or its build quality, or the interior, or the handling, or how charging works. The first thing everyone asks is, "So...is it really fast?"

Yes, it is. It is really, really f----ing fast.

Sounds like fun.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

318 I think it's cute the way people think the *next* scandal will work.

Posted by: Marovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2015 10:21 PM (bLnSU)

319 315: Don't tease us dude, that aint funny.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:21 PM (ucDmr)

320 He ain't being hyperbolic here folks. It is.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

At least you are outside of the city.
I'm stuck with Cecil Bothwell.
*blood pressure climbs a couple of notches*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:21 PM (QyBQv)

321 When I pointed out pics of the flood damage to my wife tonight I said "Now you know why I insist on living at the top of a tall hill / mountain."

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:22 PM (Wo9OY)

322 Hillary could shit down a Nun's neck on live TV and nothing would happen to her.

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2015 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

323 Yes, it is. It is really, really f----ing fast.
--------------------

For 50 miles...., then it is a brick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:22 PM (QyBQv)

324 More local storms tonight. Pretty heavy rain and I'm starting to get a little nervous. Creek is damn near the banks and rising. Shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Err... have holes on the roof?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (uctT+)

325 "Now you know why I insist on living at the top of a tall hill / mountain."
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------------

Same here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (QyBQv)

326 "Now you know why I insist on living at the top of a tall hill / mountain."
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------------

Same here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (QyBQv)

327 >>More local storms tonight. Pretty heavy rain and I'm starting to get a little nervous. Creek is damn near the banks and rising. Shit.

Got a plan?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (g1DWB)

328
323 Yes, it is. It is really, really f----ing fast.
--------------------

For 50 miles...., then it is a brick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:22 PM (QyBQv)

Does it sound like a muscle car?

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (MQEz6)

329 Zed's dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

330 Does it sound like a muscle car?

Posted by: eman at May 27, 2015 10:24 PM

sewing machine

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2015 10:25 PM (KCxzN)

331 Damn. Echoes like Sandra's Fluke in here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 27, 2015 10:25 PM (m9V0o)

332 Does it sound like a muscle car?
Posted by: eman
------------

Sewing machine.
Though many manufacturers are now bleeding artificial 'engine sounds' into the audio system. Stroking the ego is important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:26 PM (QyBQv)

333 >>>Yes, it is. It is really, really f----ing fast.

--------------------

For 50 miles...., then it is a brick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:22 PM (QyBQv)<<<

Or a briquette.

Posted by: a flaming Tesla at May 27, 2015 10:26 PM (aLGzo)

334 Naw, the Tesla's range is more like 250 miles, which is fairly respectable. It's in a class by itself compared to other electric cars.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

335 332: The new Mustang got busted for that. I'm sure they are not the only one.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)

336 Or a briquette.
Posted by: a flaming Tesla
-------------

Yeah, sorry. My misogyny is showing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (QyBQv)

337 So...this bitch, obama, the mooch, eric 'my dick' holder, lynch, countless more...at what point do micro aggressions and trigger warnings work in my favor?

Kinda tired of the BS...

and yes, first time commenting, long time lurker...2002 ish

minor rant coming...if you are a hyphenated american...GTFO and go back to where you came from...

proceed with the bashing....

Posted by: imaracistobviously at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (xxOyy)

338 "At least you are outside of the city.

I'm stuck with Cecil Bothwell.

*blood pressure climbs a couple of notches*

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

You better believe it baby, and I plan to always be outside city limits no matter where I live.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (Wo9OY)

339 Is the RICO filing old news?

Judicial watch claims Clinton had Huma solicit donations from the ME to donate to the Clinton Foumdation

In exchange, Clinton would get the state department to funnel money to the ME to defeat Netanyahu

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (zOTsN)

340 Or a briquette.
Posted by: a flaming Tesla

Teacher, it tastes like burning.

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (uctT+)

341 LMAO, South Park episode of Ike watching the Canadian Royal Wedding is on.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 10:29 PM (wSv9N)

342 She looks a little like Tot Mom.

Posted by: Nancy Disgrace at May 27, 2015 10:30 PM (Dwehj)

343 332 Does it sound like a muscle car?
Posted by: eman
------------

Sewing machine.
Though many manufacturers are now bleeding artificial 'engine sounds' into the audio system. Stroking the ego is important.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:26 PM (QyBQv)

Since electric cars are so quiet, I imagine that there will be an aftermarket for sounds, much like ringtones on cell phones.

If I had one, I'd want something that sounded like George Jetson's flying car.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

344 Naw, the Tesla's range is more like 250 miles, which is fairly respectable. It's in a class by itself compared to other electric cars.
Posted by: rickl
------------------

Not at "fu-king fast" rates. I doubt it has one tenth the range at full output. Turn on the A/C, (or the heat), the headlamps, and things drop quickly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:30 PM (QyBQv)

345 Since electric cars are so quiet, I imagine that there will be an aftermarket for sounds, much like ringtones on cell phones.

TIE Fighter.

or P51 Mustang.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 27, 2015 10:30 PM (m9V0o)

346 Stroking the ego is important.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

When I can find it, i beat it raw.

Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 27, 2015 10:31 PM (uctT+)

347 SHAW!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 10:31 PM (O7Hke)

348 HODOR!

Posted by: Hodor at May 27, 2015 10:31 PM (g1DWB)

349 ...as is the Tradition.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 10:32 PM (O7Hke)

350
Since electric cars are so quiet, I imagine that there will be an aftermarket for sounds, much like ringtones on cell phones.

TIE Fighter.

or P51 Mustang.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 27, 2015 10:30 PM (m9V0o)

Fred Flintstone's Feet

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 10:33 PM (ynQIy)

351 KHAN!

Posted by: James Tiberius K. at May 27, 2015 10:34 PM (rUKxo)

352 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative. Is he insane?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:34 PM (Wo9OY)

353 LOOFAH!

Posted by: Nancy Disgrace at May 27, 2015 10:35 PM (Dwehj)

354 352: Simple answer: Yes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:35 PM (ucDmr)

355 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative. Is he insane?

No, just a f*cking retard.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 27, 2015 10:35 PM (m9V0o)

356 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative. Is he insane?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

I approve.
*fappity-fap-fap*

Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 27, 2015 10:35 PM (uctT+)

357 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: MATT DAMON at May 27, 2015 10:36 PM (JO9+V)

358 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative.
------------------

I understand that he was holding a lump of Tesla fuel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:36 PM (QyBQv)

359 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative.
------------------

I understand that he was holding a lump of Tesla fuel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:36 PM (QyBQv)

360 SHARON!

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 27, 2015 10:36 PM (aLGzo)

361 Mosby is now closely emulating Judge Judy if you think about it.

Posted by: Muckraker at May 27, 2015 10:37 PM (1Y+hH)

362 352 Rick Santorum announces for president, and the first f'ing thing he does is an interview with George the Clinton Operative. Is he insane?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:34 PM (Wo9OY)

As is tradition.

Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 10:37 PM (ecDRv)

363 SHARK!

Posted by: Sheriff Brody at May 27, 2015 10:37 PM (JO9+V)

364 RICKY!

Posted by: Lucille Ball at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (rwI+c)

365 The new Mustang got busted for that. I'm sure they are not the only one.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:28 PM (ucDmr)

***

I used to like the sound of Mustangs. I came to Atlanta in an 85 GT. Nowadays, they sound just a little deeper than those fcuking pissed off bee sounding tuners. Makes me sad, it does.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (cIoI4)

366 DOCTOR!

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP! at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (aLGzo)

367 BABA BOOEY!

Posted by: Zombie Hank the Dwarf at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (Dwehj)

368 A LUMP OF TESTICLE FUEL?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (QyBQv)

369 360; I respect the Osbournes more than the Clintons or Obamas. Just sayin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (ucDmr)

370 ADRIAN!

Posted by: Rocky at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (JO9+V)

371 You'd think that the posting software would be programmed well enough to filter out double posts...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:39 PM (Wo9OY)

372 and empty ones...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:39 PM (Wo9OY)

373 WILMA!

Posted by: Fred at May 27, 2015 10:39 PM (g1DWB)

374
Holy crap I go away and this is still here?

Rockets still alive for a whilst.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:39 PM (MDgS8)

375 Since electric cars are so quiet, I imagine that there will be an aftermarket for sounds, much like ringtones on cell phones.

How about this one?

https://youtu.be/A_gu4pfFeLQ?t=1m2s

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 27, 2015 10:39 PM (0NdlF)

376 GILLIGAN!

Posted by: The Skipper at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (JO9+V)

377 "Got a plan?"

Throwing a bag together and putting everything I think I may need together. Checking the creek about every ten minutes. Bug out and find a motel for the night if it looks possible.

Rain's stopped for now but lots of runoff and the lake my creek flows into is pretty much full.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (90Afw)

378 Nowadays, they sound just a little deeper than those fcuking pissed off bee sounding tuners.
--------------

You have to sit inside, so the audio system can do its job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (QyBQv)

379 Nowadays, they sound just a little deeper than those fcuking pissed off bee sounding tuners.
--------------

You have to sit inside, so the audio system can do its job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (QyBQv)

380 >>>I respect the Osbournes more than the Clintons or Obamas. Just sayin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:38 PM (ucDmr)<<<

I-I-I-I've p-p-probab-b-b-bly done far f-f-f-fewer drugs than the S-S-S-SCOAMF.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (aLGzo)

381 So she waited all these years for a chance to get back at the cops she says ignored her, is that it?

Posted by: John Boehner at May 27, 2015 10:40 PM (XO6WW)

382 JANE. STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

Posted by: George Jetson at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (W5DcG)

383 When I'm on The Wall this week, it's gonna be on account of the double posts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (QyBQv)

384 Oh, and, having some drinks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (90Afw)

385
GILLIGAN!

Ginger......oh.....oh mygod GIIIINGEERRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS8)

386 247 233 SAAD!
Posted by: Garrett

Di moi.
Posted by: Enigma

Obscure comment of the night goes to!!!

Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (uctT+)

387 Well,
Allahpundit name checks everybody and calls it a night.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (4gofz)

388 Insty linked to a Washington Examiner article re the RICO suit against the Clintons. That article is here: http://tinyurl.com/qyvyj88 The FreedomWatch article re their suit is here: http://tinyurl.com/pee5tgn

Posted by: Just Trying to Help, a Little at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (ih6Ac)

389 Oh, a-a-a-and I only bit the head off a bat. That sick fuck ate a dog, fer Chrissakes.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (aLGzo)

390 NORTON!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at May 27, 2015 10:41 PM (JO9+V)

391 "The new Mustang got busted for that. I'm sure they are not the only one.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo"

Builders have been doing that for awhile. My 97 BMW Z3 had a pipe from the intake that fed into the interior, to enhance the motor sound. I took it out and replaced the whole intake system with a special KN setup. It sounded *wonderful* after I did that.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:42 PM (Wo9OY)

392 >>Rain's stopped for now but lots of runoff and the lake my creek flows into is pretty much full

Don't wait until your feet get wet. One thing I've learned living around the ocean all my life, do not underestimate angry water.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 10:42 PM (g1DWB)

393 I respect the Osbournes more than the Clintons or Obamas. Just sayin.
-----------------

I respect the Borgias more than I respect the Clintons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:42 PM (QyBQv)

394 I do miss the sound of a crazy cammed street hemi. Beautiful music whether at idle or wot. Just fuckin awsome.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:43 PM (ucDmr)

395 My 97 BMW Z3
-----

Coupe or roadster?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:43 PM (QyBQv)

396 MA! MA! MA! MA! MA! MA! MA!

Posted by: A Gotti Kid at May 27, 2015 10:44 PM (JO9+V)

397 And we officially will get a Game 7. In both conference finals. Nice.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 10:44 PM (wSv9N)

398
I respect the Osbournes more than the Clintons or Obamas. Just sayin.

Pfffftt......I respect the Kardashians more than the fucking Clintons.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:44 PM (MDgS8)

399 "Oh, a-a-a-and I only bit the head off a bat. That sick fuck ate a dog, fer Chrissakes.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourn"

The bat was an accident. The *dove*, however, was on purpose.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:44 PM (Wo9OY)

400 RANDY!

Posted by: Lahey at May 27, 2015 10:45 PM (wSv9N)

401 398: At least some relative to them cut his bent dick off.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)

402 "Coupe or roadster?

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Roadster. The coupes are an offense to the automobile gods.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:46 PM (Wo9OY)

403 So was pissing on the side of the Alamo. Ozzy Asshole needed to be dragged across the state line and dumped for that stunt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 10:46 PM (JO9+V)

404
Accidentally bit the head off a bat?

Hmmmm.......guess it could happen.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS8)

405 "Don't wait until your feet get wet."

No. Watching the crick. I've almost been flooded out before so I'm checking how fast it's rising. No more rain I think I'll be okay. Hoping.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 10:47 PM (90Afw)

406 You west coast peeps got your dinner dishes washed or do you have staff for that?

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 10:47 PM (4gofz)

407 NORM!

Posted by: Cheers, the bar at May 27, 2015 10:47 PM (JO9+V)

408 Accidentally bit the head off a bat?

Hmmmm.......guess it could happen.

It's amazing what you can accidentally bite the head off of!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2015 10:48 PM (W5DcG)

409 You know, somehow that little blast from the past makes perfect sense.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 27, 2015 10:48 PM (/mTq0)

410 "Accidentally bit the head off a bat?

Hmmmm.......guess it could happen."

Somebody threw it on stage during a concert and he thought it was fake and bit it without looking carefully.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:48 PM (Wo9OY)

411 >>>Accidentally bit the head off a bat?

Hmmmm.......guess it could happen.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:46 PM (MDgS

<<<

I thought it was a fake/rubber one someone threw on the stage.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 27, 2015 10:48 PM (aLGzo)

412 Roadster. The coupes are an offense to the automobile gods.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
---------------

Dammit, Robert. I got the Jones bad for an M3 Coupe. People either love them or hate them. I am one of the former. It's probably because I never could have one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/o5qle22

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:49 PM (QyBQv)

413 Baba-Lou!

Posted by: Ricky at May 27, 2015 10:50 PM (uGrec)

414 * paddles the vintage Blue Hole over to Ricks house *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:50 PM (QyBQv)

415 * paddles the vintage Blue Hole over to Ricks house *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 10:50 PM (QyBQv)

416 Somebody threw it on stage during a concert and he thought it was fake and bit it without looking carefully.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:48 PM (Wo9OY)

****

Histoplasmosis is an ugly disease. May explain some things about him, along with massive drug use.

But mostly massive drug use.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 10:50 PM (cIoI4)

417 Hammer. Mine was just a regular Z3 with a 3 litre straight six. I couldn't afford the M3 version. Maybe someday.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:51 PM (Wo9OY)

418 Now Reuters is reporting a massing of Russian troops on the Ukrainian border.

I think France might have received a hard reality check.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 09:20 PM (RJMhd)

Barry's gots loads of flexibility after the election and since he's bending over for Iran, why not do it for Vlad too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2015 10:52 PM (DiZBp)

419 Lenny!

Posted by: Squiggy at May 27, 2015 10:52 PM (JO9+V)

420 >>I respect the Borgias more than I respect the Clintons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well, the Borgias were less ruthless.

Posted by: Aviator at May 27, 2015 10:53 PM (sQzB6)

421 HOGAN!

Posted by: Col. Klink at May 27, 2015 10:53 PM (DiZBp)

422 418: Barry is bent over permantly that's just how he rolls.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 10:53 PM (ucDmr)

423 I respect the Satans more than I respect the Clintons.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 10:54 PM (MDgS8)

424 Posted by: Col. Klink at May 27, 2015 10:53 PM (DiZBp)

Nice one!

Posted by: Squiggy at May 27, 2015 10:54 PM (JO9+V)

425 Santorum and Huckabee know they can't win. They're getting money to troll the electorate and to make the Republicans look like a joke. Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 10:55 PM (J0eTB)

426 Bruce Almighty!

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 10:55 PM (4gofz)

427 nood
ONT

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 27, 2015 10:55 PM (KCxzN)

428 When Moo Moo calls himself HUCK / AKIN 2016? Yeah, he ain't joking. That's the troll ticket

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 10:55 PM (J0eTB)

429 Worst scooter driver in history.

http://___ur.com/jy7tE4t

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:56 PM (Wo9OY)

430 Klink!

Posted by: General Burkhalter at May 27, 2015 10:56 PM (JO9+V)

431 I say, Jeeves, I don't like the sound much of these Pink Shirts of that Mosby person!

Posted by: bertie wooster at May 27, 2015 10:56 PM (kivUY)

432 hmm. filter took out the i m g (no spaces)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:56 PM (Wo9OY)

433 Klink! Vat is dis man doink here?

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 27, 2015 10:57 PM (JO9+V)

434 try http://tinyurl.com/mhahbv8 instead

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 10:58 PM (Wo9OY)

435 BILL!!!

Posted by: Hillary!, finding wet cigars around the Chappaqua house at May 27, 2015 10:58 PM (aLGzo)

436 Hammer. Check this out.

http://www.factoryfive.com/kits/project-818/

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 11:03 PM (Wo9OY)

437 @412 - the M Roadster's okay, but the original Clown Shoe is right near the top of my want-list.

The problem is that (a) they didn't do many of the S54-powered ones (b) they used a lot of ugly colors on the S54-powered ones so (c) mostly you're going to find S52US-powered examples anyway.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 27, 2015 11:09 PM (o+SC1)

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