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France: "No" To Any Iran Deal, Unless We Have Full Access to All Nuke Sites, Including the Military Ones Where, Duh, Nuclear Development Will Actually Take Place

Last week, Supreme Shaman Khamenei declared that not only would he not permit Iran's military sites to be inspected for violations, but that he would not even permit its scientists to be interviewed about the work they were doing.

"The impudent and brazen enemy expects that we allow them talk to our scientists and researchers about a fundamental local achievement but no such permission will be allowed," Khamenei told military commanders in Tehran Wednesday, in remarks broadcast on state TV. "No inspection of any military site or interview with nuclear scientists will be allowed."

Khamenei said interviewing Iranian nuclear scientists would be an affront to Iran's dignity.

"I will not allow foreigners to interview -- which is tantamount to interrogation -- the prominent beloved scientists and sons of this nation," he said.

Of course, Obama is desperate to give Iran the bomb. England is basically an ISIS outpost with some past connection to the Beatles.

But France, along with Germany, continues to have a more adult view of Iran.

"France will not accept (a deal) if it is not clear that inspections can be done at all Iranian installations, including military sites," Laurent Fabius told lawmakers .

...

"'Yes’' to an agreement, but not to an agreement that will enable Iran to have the atomic bomb. That is the position of France which is independent and peaceful."

We're once again forced to witness the spectacle of a leftwing American President being contradicted by an avowedly socialist, but less leftwing, French administration.

Has Obama Lost the Cher Vote?


Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM




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1
France is leading from their own behinds, at least.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 06:53 PM (iVfu6)

2 The difference between the US and France is that France is not suicidal.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at May 27, 2015 06:54 PM (JgC5a)

3 !

Posted by: A Mime at May 27, 2015 06:54 PM (CzBeD)

4 France looks better in retrospect looking to the start of the war, when many of us on the right mocked them, and they look even better now.

No more France jokes from me.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 27, 2015 06:55 PM (BrxNJ)

5 I just want to live long enough to see how this [stuff] gets resolved. All of it. Foreign enemies, domestic enemies, and the terminally stupid or mentally ill.

If it ever gets worked out.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 06:56 PM (4gofz)

6
Alternate post title:

Iran Is Like A Bunch Of Grapes Purchased At Shaw's Supermarket

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 06:56 PM (iVfu6)

7 France is led by an extreme lefty, and being more serious about Iran than JEF. That should tell you something.

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 06:56 PM (wSv9N)

8 Limper wristed than Fwance.

Winning!

Posted by: Lord Obama at May 27, 2015 06:56 PM (Uk9e2)

9 I told England, I told France, and now I'm telling America: It's never a good idea to have a French king.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (0bXhD)

10 Barky is a bigger pussy than even the French. I'm sure he hates them too, because of their colonial history. Reminds me of the ad:
"French assault rifle for sale. Never been fired, dropped only once."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (5buP8)

11 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

12 yeah fine nice great dandy, but let's not get to excited, France will fold in the end like they always do. You know it, I know it, and most important Iran knows it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (rDqRv)

13 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

14 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

15 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)


yeah but they play better poker than Fredo does

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (rDqRv)

16 "I will not allow foreigners to interview -- which is tantamount to interrogation -- the prominent beloved scientists and sons of this nation," he said.

Ya gotta give that ragheaded goatfucker credit for one thing: he loves his country a lot more than TFG does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (0HooB)

17 "No inspection of any military site or interview with nuclear scientists will be allowed."

More of these scientists need to receive the Dr. Gerald Bull treatment.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (noWW6)

18
Yeah, France has an extreme left wing leader.

We, the U.S., have a terrorist for a president. A college-campus anti-West anti-Judeo-Christian radical.



Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (iVfu6)

19 I see England
I see France
I suck Barry's underpants

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 27, 2015 06:59 PM (CzBeD)

20 yeah but they play better poker than Fredo does
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (rDqRv)


I got a painting of dogs doing that.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 27, 2015 06:59 PM (0bXhD)

21 What was it Clyburn said, "be very, very careful how you treat this president".

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 06:59 PM (4gofz)

22 Paris Air Show in June should see very robust sales of military aircraft to arabs.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 06:59 PM (zOTsN)

23 You know, the French national anthem is kinda rapey.

Posted by: SJWs at May 27, 2015 07:00 PM (MYCIw)

24 yeah but they play better poker than Fredo does

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 06:58 PM (rDqRv)


My pocket lint plays better poker than Fredo does.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 07:00 PM (kff5f)

25 Looks like Obama is now into the getting his ass handed to him phase of his presidency.

Posted by: Lord Obama at May 27, 2015 07:01 PM (Uk9e2)

26 It is amazing how far we have sunk when it is France who holds the line on terrorist Iran and we have a foreign policy disaster in the wipe house. Our shoes need cleaning real bad.


I have to ask, did the Choom and Horseface get thir knickers pulled over their heads or did they intend to do this on purpose? There never was a deal, he went over with the intent of giving them the store and the welcome mat too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 07:01 PM (GpgJl)

27 In the end, though, King Putt will simply wave a hand imperially, and declare the deal done for all practical purposes, and lift the American component of the sanctions against Tehran, completely bypassing the Senate in the process.

Mitch "Shy Turtle" McConnell will respond by doing precisely nothing.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 07:01 PM (noWW6)

28
Can you name a single world leader who is more of a rotten cocksucking cunt than obama? I cannot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:01 PM (iVfu6)

29 Ya gotta give that ragheaded goatfucker credit for one thing: he loves his country a lot more than TFG does.

I dunno. I think the JEF loves Iran nearly as much as Khamenei.




Wait. That's not what you meant, is it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 07:01 PM (kff5f)

30 Ragheaded goatfucker?

Sir, I will have you know that this is a DISH TOWEL.

Posted by: A Dish Towel-Headed Goatfucker at May 27, 2015 07:02 PM (CzBeD)

31 Supposedly it was Hollande who leaked that the Iranians are demanding that if there is a report of a violation--

the Iranians are demanding 24,or 28 days before anyone can inspect.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 07:02 PM (RJMhd)

32 This is not just a national embarrassment, it is a national tragedy. We have become the new France .. to France.

We are hot dog eating surrender monkeys.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 07:02 PM (g1DWB)

33 Sacre Bleu???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 27, 2015 07:02 PM (JO9+V)

34 I like the "Oil for Nukes" program: Iran gives us nukes, and we allow food shipments.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 07:02 PM (+jijM)

35 Sucker Blew

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (zOTsN)

36 Can you name a single world leader who is more of a rotten cocksucking cunt than obama? I cannot.

Well there's... no, not him.
But how about... no, not her, either.
Hmmm... nope. I got nothin'.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (kff5f)

37 #thereWillBeNoAdjustment

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (Dwehj)

38 So will Zero have to go on national TV and literally take it in the ass from a mullah before people realize that he's not on our side?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (tgnRB)

39 Presidential Library of Failure

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (Uk9e2)

40
Finish this sentence (if you can):

Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.

I challenge you!

You.Can't.Do.It.Can.You?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:04 PM (iVfu6)

41 --and shouldn't it be "France: 'Non' to Any Iran Deal"?

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 07:04 PM (wSv9N)

42 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 27, 2015 07:03 PM (tgnRB)

While strangling a puppy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 07:04 PM (kff5f)

43 yeah but they play better poker than Fredo does
Posted by: Nevergiveup


He's not playing poker.

He's playing 52 Pickup.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:04 PM (uctT+)

44 They don't call him ShitMidas for nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (CzBeD)

45 "I like the 'Oil for Nukes' program: Iran gives us nukes, and we allow food shipments."

At the current rate of decommissioning and dismantling of U.S. warheads from the stockpile, we're going to *need* to be going hat in hand to the Iranians.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (noWW6)

46 In 2009 the French could have never foreseen that one day they'd be more right-wing than a black American President.

Posted by: No Prophet Either at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (z1CPA)

47 He isn't being naive. They want a bomb. He wanted them to have a bomb. He is doing exactly what he intended

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

48 Carter only gave up the Shaw.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (GpgJl)

49 Monsieur Frog is more interested in protecting their cheese-eating anti-Semitic citizens that our government is in protecting our fine people.

*hangs head in shame*

Besides which, this is just all inexplicable shit. Iran has the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth. They are nothing. They got nothing in the Great Power Game. Nothing. Why are the Great Powers putting up with this threat?? Arrg!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 07:06 PM (rwI+c)

50 Iran has the GDP of Dallas-Fort Worth.

Dang. We must be slipping.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 27, 2015 07:06 PM (kff5f)

51 >>At the current rate of decommissioning and dismantling of U.S. warheads from the stockpile, we're going to *need* to be going hat in hand to the Iranians.

Russians. Hillary gave them our uranium for a broken Easy button and a few bucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 07:06 PM (g1DWB)

52 27 In the end, though, King Putt will simply wave a hand imperially, and declare the deal done for all practical purposes, and lift the American component of the sanctions against Tehran, completely bypassing the Senate in the process.

And, this whole f*$king thing is about the 9 billion in frozen assets. They're probably going to open up Ft. Knox and fly a few billion in gold over there as surety, if they haven't already. I'm sure Val-Jar will have an open tab w/Tehran post presidency. Oh, and nukes. That's just a little Splenda on top.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2015 07:07 PM (5buP8)

53 The French have bigger balls that U.S.

Good Gawd what is this world coming too?

Posted by: Paladin at May 27, 2015 07:07 PM (LTquJ)

54 Are frogs haram?

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 07:07 PM (wSv9N)

55 Bernie Sanders calls himself a socialist and is pretty far to the right of Barack Obama.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 07:08 PM (wdXFj)

56 We all know what "super hawks" French socialists are. That really shows you how far our foreign policy has fallen under Obama.

Ironically, wasn't it France that gave sanctuary to the Ayatollah Khomeini and allowed them to oust the Shah?

Posted by: McAdams at May 27, 2015 07:08 PM (jlfpP)

57 It's right about now when Jen Psaki and/or Marie Harf say, "France is acting stupidly."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 07:08 PM (1CroS)

58 Barry isn't bowing to the Iranians. He's bending over and taking mullah dick in the ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2015 07:08 PM (CzBeD)

59 The Lord says He can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're fooked.

Posted by: Steven at May 27, 2015 07:09 PM (tgnRB)

60 Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2015 07:07 PM

Yep, that's what I think. And Iraq turns into Kurdistan, Sunni Land, and Western Iran.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:09 PM (4gofz)

61 I know what's not going to be rising from the ashes from the coming conflagration and that's Iran and TFG's legacy as a Nobel Peace prize awardee.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 27, 2015 07:09 PM (4CRfK)

62 Yes. Yes the French did let him hide there. And they also shielded Suha Arafat, Yassar's wife. Not to mention the wife of Assad

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

63 A radioactive wasteland where Jerusalem used to be will be Obamas greatest legacy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2015 07:10 PM (CzBeD)

64 Ouch.

Called out by Cher.

/Reggie is going to have a difficult night tonight consoling O...

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 27, 2015 07:10 PM (ve5uE)

65 Up is the only way to ckuf.

Posted by: SCoaMF at May 27, 2015 07:10 PM (1CroS)

66 I know what's not going to be rising from the ashes from the coming conflagration and that's Iran and TFG's legacy as a Nobel Peace prize awardee.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling


You underestimate the depth of the hatred of America by the Northern Europeans.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:11 PM (uctT+)

67 Ironically, Brucella Jenner called on Obama to quit being such a p***y.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

68 Ironically, wasn't it France that gave sanctuary to the Ayatollah Khomeini and allowed them to oust the Shah?



Posted by: McAdams at May 27, 2015 07:08 PM (jlfpP)


They also provided safe haven to the agrarian Cambodian community organizer Pol Pot.

Posted by: rd at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM (Hf9yr)

69 Holy cow, Mosins are going up in price. Did I miss something? I thought they were all coming from Ukraine, not Russia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM (rwI+c)

70 6 Alternate post title:
Iran Is Like A Bunch Of Grapes Purchased At Shaw's Supermarket
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 06:56 PM (iVfu6)

!

Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM (vmMMi)

71 Cher= new Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM (ve5uE)

72
Would Batman be a better superhero if he was bitten by a radioactive magic bat and had bat-powers instead of just dressing up in a bat costume?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:13 PM (iVfu6)

73 52 And, this whole f*$king thing is about the 9 billion in frozen assets. They're probably going to open up Ft. Knox and fly a few billion in gold over there as surety, if they haven't already. I'm sure Val-Jar will have an open tab w/Tehran post presidency. Oh, and nukes. That's just a little Splenda on top. Brave Sir Robin

There probably isn't any gold left in the Treasury vaults. The Chinese probably took possession of all of it to finance the First Commie of the US's deficit spending. If China ever stopped buying US debt it was probably at the time the US gold vaults were emptied.

Posted by: No Prophet Either at May 27, 2015 07:13 PM (z1CPA)

74 lol, not the Cher vote. That represents the clueless lib vote that only cares about the gay marriage spice flowing.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 07:13 PM (ymkGW)

75 oh remind me what's the current theoretical range for an Iranian missile

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 27, 2015 07:13 PM (Cq0oW)

76 "Holy cow, Mosins are going up in price. Did I miss something? I thought they were all coming from Ukraine, not Russia."

Perhaps the Ukrainians thought the better of exporting the things, in light of current circumstances.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (noWW6)

77 You know we're in trouble when Cher is more qualified to negotiate with Iran than Marie Harf.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

78 If stinky cheese isn't haram, it should be.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (+jijM)

79 The Isis Outpost line is Gold, Ace.

Gold!

Posted by: Kenny Banya at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (O7Hke)

80 right on! to this fabius person...and sonny must be whispering in cher's ear whilst she sleeps.

Posted by: north and judd at May 27, 2015 07:15 PM (Nc5Uv)

81 Damn I miss Sonny.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2015 07:15 PM (Z9g7j)

82 Cher= new Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: shibumi


She's only going to blow the defense budget on a time machine, you know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:15 PM (uctT+)

83 Hi say, if the Iranians want a nuke, give them one. At about 3500 feet above Terhan.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 27, 2015 07:15 PM (xInes)

84 Lysandar Bellingrade: "What was it Clyburn said, 'be very, very careful how you treat this president'."

Soft bigotry of low expectations?

Affirmative Actioned to the end.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 07:15 PM (1CroS)

85 France opposes the Iran deal because they are not in on the deal?

Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2015 07:16 PM (uGrec)

86
Cher has many many stupid opinions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:16 PM (iVfu6)

87 They also took in Dr. Habash but their was an uproar and they had to send him packing.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 07:16 PM (iQIUe)

88 75 oh remind me what's the current theoretical range for an Iranian missile
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 27, 2015 07:13 PM (Cq0oW)

--Last I read it was to about Budapest. That was a couple years ago, though.

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 07:16 PM (wSv9N)

89 Cher is worth around 400 million bucks. Maybe she shd spend some of that fighting ISIS or providing relief for their victims.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 07:17 PM (iQIUe)

90 always knew Cher was rayciss..

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 07:17 PM (ymkGW)

91 When I want an expert opinion on US Foreign policy I always solicit an opinion from Cher.

If you can't trust a Hollywood Celebrity to be up to date on foreign affairs who can you trust?

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:17 PM (4gofz)

92 The ski accident that killed me? Deliberate.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (NPgvx)

93 You know we're in trouble when Cher is more qualified to negotiate with Iran than Marie Harf.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (sdi6R)


Cher had to deal with Hollywood executives. She has a realistic idea of the depths of depravity that mankind can sink to.

Obama thinks everyone is stupid and gullible, unlike Barack the Magnificent.

Posted by: rd at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (Hf9yr)

94 I'm no hawk but I AM an old crow.

Posted by: Cher at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (W5DcG)

95 She's nuts, but I'd still hit it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (xInes)

96 oh remind me what's the current theoretical range for an Iranian missile
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


50 miles.

From where the yacht is moored.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (uctT+)

97 on the other hand, it'd be fun being nihilist and opposing the french just because they've been annoying frogs. All those euros always being like "stupid americans telling the world what to do..."

and are now like "wait USA, do something"

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 07:18 PM (ymkGW)

98 47 He isn't being naive. They want a bomb. He wanted them to have a bomb. He is doing exactly what he intended
Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 07:05 PM (zOTsN)

Yes. I don't think you could be this incompetent in purpose. Not in this way at least.

Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 07:19 PM (vmMMi)

99 We're so screwed up even Cher makes sense with regard to ISIS?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2015 07:19 PM (A98Xu)

100
Prediction: Kerry resigns soon; Kerry will not be obama's last sec-state.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (iVfu6)

101 Cher, who has long departed the "spring chicken" category, should probably not be making jokes about how old people fcuk.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (1li1B)

102 Cher = new Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 27, 2015 07:12 PM
________

Cher makes sense in her tweet but I'd rather have Grace Slick.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (wdXFj)

103 Half-breed, that's all I ever heard.

Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (Dwehj)

104 Great posts today, Ace. Sort of makes the race towards Armageddon bearable.

Posted by: PJ at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (cHuNI)

105 Sonny Bono didn't run into a tree by accident. He just couldn't take any more of Cher.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (LAe3v)

106
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


The mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (I8YZX)

107
Cher is 69.

She's been "old" for 30 years now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (iVfu6)

108 The smart people in Europe overwhelmingly supported the One in 2008 and even in 2012. Now they are getting their wishes fulfilled, Good and Hard.

Posted by: rd at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (Hf9yr)

109 She must be serious, she capitalized every other word.

Posted by: dr kill at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (msVAP)

110 Wow, France and Cher call you a pussy. Then you're probably a pussy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (LA7Cm)

111 100


Prediction: Kerry resigns soon; Kerry will not be obama's last sec-state.


Hard to imagine who could be worse. Perhaps the 2 chimps in NY?

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v)

112
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


Emma Sulkowicz

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (I8YZX)

113 Can we at least inspect the sites with a couple dozen 2000 lb. JDAMs?

Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (WEvvb)

114 2 The difference between the US and France is that France is not suicidal.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at May 27, 2015 06:54 PM (JgC5a)


Nah. France just prefers a slower suicide from socialism and mass Islamic migration rather than a quick one via nuclear devastation (i.e., Ben Sanderson from Leaving Las Vegas versus Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (l3LvV)

115
The mayor of Baltimore.

You really think she's worse than obama??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (iVfu6)

116
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


Cynthia McKinney

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (I8YZX)

117 >>the Iranians are demanding 24,or 28 days before anyone can inspect.



2 Weeks!

Posted by: John Kerry's Hard Bargain at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (O7Hke)

118 "Prediction: Kerry resigns soon;"

After Obama announces a deal with Iran and credits the hard work Kerry did to negotiate the deal.

Iran says, 'no deal was negotiated'.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (4gofz)

119 I love french fries!

Posted by: Obese Bono Son/Daughter at May 27, 2015 07:22 PM (NPgvx)

120
You're naming people who are, in my opinion, equally as bad as obama. Name someone worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:23 PM (iVfu6)

121
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


Luap Nor.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:23 PM (I8YZX)

122 Has John Kerry returned from windsurfing ? Or is he on double secret probation.

Posted by: dr kill at May 27, 2015 07:23 PM (msVAP)

123 Prediction: Kerry resigns soon; Kerry will not be obama's last sec-state.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (iVfu6)


Harf takes his place?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 07:23 PM (W5DcG)

124 Cher is 69.

She's been "old" for 30 years now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:21 PM (iVfu6)

More like 60. Am I right, or am I right?

Posted by: Mohammed at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (nFdGS)

125 When Barry unfreezes all of Iran's cash I'll still bet none of the Americans that sued Iran and won will be allowed to collect. State has been telling them for decades that it would be mean and unpeaceful to take the Islamic republic's money and give it to American victims of its terror campaigns.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (WMKHC)

126 Still waiting for all the idiot Libertarian cock-monkeys to tell me how withdrawing US Forces from Europe and leaving France as the guardian of the free world was a great idea. But at least it balanced the budget...Oh, no, it didn't. It accomplished nothing but making the world a less-free place and our defense projections much murkier. Well done, shit-lippers, well done.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (2cS/G)

127 You're naming people who are, in my opinion, equally as bad as obama. Name someone worse.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:23 PM (iVfu6)


A talking rat!

Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (WEvvb)

128
The first person I though of was George Soros. But even he's not worse than obama. Equally evil, I'd say.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (iVfu6)

129 Catch a wave and you're sittin' on top of the world.

Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (Dwehj)

130 102
Cher makes sense in her tweet but I'd rather have Grace Slick.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (wdXFj)



Good point. Maybe she would try to dose the Ayatollah with LSD.

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/grace-slick-president-nixon-acid-1970/

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

131 Wasn't it released today that Harf is leaving the limelight, to work the Iran talks?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (xInes)

132 >>Prediction: Kerry resigns soon; Kerry will not be obama's last sec-state.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:20 PM (iVfu6)

Harf takes his place?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Recently retired ...

John...

Stewart
8|

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:25 PM (uctT+)

133 >>
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.



Hillary Clinton

...yet.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 07:25 PM (O7Hke)

134
Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


OK, sooth, what about Jen Psaki? Marie Harf? You can't tell me those two short-bus incompetents ain't worse than Choom Boy.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:26 PM (I8YZX)

135 Hillary Clinton...yet.

I'm drunk *hic*, rested and ready!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 27, 2015 07:27 PM (Dwehj)

136 Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


The mayor of Baltimore.


She is the Secretary of the DNC, and a big-wig in the Council of Mayors.

Want to bet that she runs for President before she is through?

Posted by: rd at May 27, 2015 07:27 PM (Hf9yr)

137 @111
This, on the other hand, could out-think both Obama and Kerry on their best days, whines a lot less, and doesn't need ice cream.

http://tinyurl.com/qejfspv

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:28 PM (LAe3v)

138
There's an evil in obama that is unmatched by anyone. When I say obama is a terrorist, I mean it. He's a very bad man -- he's set on destruction and chaos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:28 PM (iVfu6)

139 maybe further than 50 miles
http://is.gd/olPFe4

They're def pursuing the tech

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 27, 2015 07:28 PM (Cq0oW)

140 Want to bet that she runs for President before she is through?

On what, her brilliant handling of the Baltimore riots?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 07:28 PM (I8YZX)

141 >>> Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.

"The mayor of Baltimore."

Stephanie Prognathous-Jaw?

She _is_ an acknowledged expert on "space to destroy".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 07:28 PM (noWW6)

142 Hey Obama, I'm no hawk but WTF is it with French tougher than us?

Posted by: Cher at May 27, 2015 07:29 PM (/Y7yC)

143 You know, right after 9/11 I wanted to give the entire Muslim world a whole bunch of nuclear bombs but somehow I was the bad guy.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 27, 2015 07:29 PM (nFdGS)

144 Cher is my neighbor in Malibu. She hates the plans I have for my property. You're going down Cher. Down. Hard.

Posted by: The Edge (y'know from U2) at May 27, 2015 07:29 PM (NPgvx)

145 BTW, Sonny was still paying alimony to Cher up to the day he died. (Not child support and the like but genuine alimony.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2015 07:29 PM (kivUY)

146 Finish this sentence (if you can):

Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


Potato Grrrl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 07:30 PM (0HooB)

147 Cher turned 69 on May 20.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:30 PM (iQIUe)

148 O Death, O Death,
Thou art so unfair!
To take away Sonny,
and still leave us Cher.

-Eric Idle

Posted by: Hermocrates at May 27, 2015 07:30 PM (6GgPf)

149 And Obama, could ISIS chill if we sent weed? You could issue a Fapwa on how everybody must get stoned.

Posted by: Cher at May 27, 2015 07:30 PM (/Y7yC)

150 I just put down the bong. I want some of whatever you're smoking.

Posted by: Idiot Libertarian Cock Monkey with Shitty Lips at May 27, 2015 07:31 PM (msVAP)

151 I said I'd hit it, nothing about 69.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 27, 2015 07:31 PM (xInes)

152 Why does France dislike our Presdent of Color when they have the same values as he does? France did support Bush during to illegal wars, so that might explain it..

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2015 07:31 PM (lNSdJ)

153 Michelle Obama would be worse.

Posted by: SJWs at May 27, 2015 07:31 PM (MYCIw)

154 Why does anyone expect Congress to lead in foreign policy? If they did, they would be accused of belittling Precious. It's not their role, either.

Posted by: SARDiver at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (DzJBg)

155 Ready For Hillary!!11!!: "I'm drunk *hic*, rested and ready!"

I think the email dump suggests she's "concussed, hungover, and sleepy."

Coincidentally, those were Hillary!'s favorite elves.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (1CroS)

156 at least we don't have Kanye West as president.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (RJMhd)

157 Off sock

Posted by: Lauren at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (MYCIw)

158 Perhaps somebody could let Cher know that when Bush was President thousands of Americans died to make Iraq a reasonably peaceful place but that President Obama threw that all away when he abandoned Iraq in 2011.


Tell her that yes, we could send in more troops to eradicate ISIS and restore peace to the region but that would cost the lives of more American soldiers to redo what was already done and then pissed away and that nobody is going to vote to send more kids off to their deaths when President Obama might just waste their sacrifice as well.


Cher voted for a fuck up. The atrocities that ISIS is committing are a direct consequence of Barack Obama being President. There are plenty of other consequences of voting for President Historic First. In the US we have the lowest work participation rate since the Great Depression. Overseas, in addition to ISIS in Syria and Iraq there is Iran on the eve of obtaining nuclear weapons which will start a nuclear arms race in the Middle East and possibly around the world, resulting ultimately in at least one more nuclear war.


Tell Cher that we understand that her motives were commendable but that you have to use your head as well as your heart and unscrupulous people are always trying to play on emotions in order to sway people into bad decisions.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (QHgTq)

159 So, I guess the Frogs have taken out the tank reverse and had enough



Think about this. A Socialist government it the only one standing up




Obama is a fcuking Mohammedan

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 07:32 PM (0FSuD)

160
Cynthia McKinney


To quote Calvin of Hobbes: "Life's never so bad that it can't get worse."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 07:33 PM (0HooB)

161 As posted on the previous thread, on Fox : US Pilots complain about Rules of Engagement

http://tinyurl.com/ook6cbt

Obama administration has already said they will not authorize air strikes that risk civilian casualties.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:33 PM (4gofz)

162 Don't mind Mary...she's had a few too many. Wait, what?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 27, 2015 07:33 PM (Dwehj)

163 What Cher says makes sense. The dumb ass republitards in Congress have not done anything to stop this mess created by Bush.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2015 07:33 PM (lNSdJ)

164 You just know you're in deep kimchee when France is schooling you about not caving in to an aggressor enemy nation who is planning to blast the world to Hell.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 27, 2015 07:33 PM (iIzG7)

165 I bet if you hurry the recruiting office is still open. You could be the last American killed in Afghanistan .

Posted by: Idiot Libertarian Cock Monkey with Shitty Lips at May 27, 2015 07:34 PM (msVAP)

166 River Guide *snort*

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 07:34 PM (e/33/)

167 at least we don't have Kanye West as president.

We would vote for him but he was so mean to Taylor Swift.

Posted by: LIVs at May 27, 2015 07:34 PM (Dwehj)

168 1st AD > Maginot Line. Pretty basic history.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 07:35 PM (2cS/G)

169 Thanks phoenixgirl.

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 07:35 PM (RJMhd)

170 why the hell does cher want to fight ISIS anyhow?

she's one of those people who yelled that we created more terrorists by going to Iraq and Afghanistan in the first place

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at May 27, 2015 07:35 PM (Cq0oW)

171 When you've lost Cher ...

Posted by: jix at May 27, 2015 07:36 PM (heq88)

172 "131
Wasn't it released today that Harf is leaving the limelight, to work the Iran talks?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 27, 2015 07:24 PM (xInes)"

It was also released today that Tony Blair is resigning as the British representative to the Iran talks because they are a pointless waste of time.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2015 07:36 PM (QHgTq)

173 >>Taylor Swift.


Now we're talking.

Posted by: 69 at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (O7Hke)

174 Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

--Sounds like Cher right now with 0bama.

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (wSv9N)

175 I'm slowly transitioning my opinion on Iran. It is obvious that the long anticipated 'reformation' is occurring in Islam. The 'holy books' have been translated for all to read. Sides are being drawn. Christians, young women, and children will die a horrific death.

This is going to be a Saudi/Iran death match. Much like the almost decade long Iraq/Iran war, I hope they both lose.

Israel can end the game anytime they want, but there doesn't seem to be any good reason to act, when the future is so obvious.

Posted by: Shanghai Noodle and Rocking Chair Factory at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (xQX/f)

176 UN Weapons Inspector to Nuclear Engineer: Tell me about the work you are doing here.

Nuclear Engineer: I refuse to answer to the western devil! *passes note which reads 'Get me the hell out of here! These bastards are crazy!'*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (PMlgt)

177 167

I'm doing that cartoon wheezing laugh-kack!

Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (RJMhd)

178 she's one of those people who yelled that we created more terrorists by going to Iraq and Afghanistan in the first place

I've had an episiotomy.

Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (Dwehj)

179 Juan McCain wants 300,000 troops back in Iraq. You can help there when you finish in Afghanistan

Posted by: Idiot Libertarian Cock Monkey with Shitty Lips at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (msVAP)

180 Heh.
Is denial the first step in 'Buyer's Remorse'?

Posted by: socalcon at May 27, 2015 07:37 PM (vHlQ5)

181 "why the hell does cher want to fight ISIS anyhow?"

Maybe she's the one person on the left who knows that ISIS treats gays a little more harshly than Memories Pizza.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 27, 2015 07:38 PM (nFdGS)

182 Cher. Racist. France. Racist. Niedermeyer. Racist. Stupid Times Call for Stupid Measures. And I am just The One to do them.

Posted by: Obama's Anti Racist Brain at May 27, 2015 07:39 PM (Kf4oD)

183 Stoopid spell check. I meant epiphone.

Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:39 PM (Dwehj)

184 O/T


TIME WARNER SUCKS


This company should die. My wife has been trying to get new service for 14 hours.


14 hours and the guy is going to come back! He fcuked up original installation 10 hours ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 07:40 PM (0FSuD)

185 This is going to be a Saudi/Iran death match. Much like the almost decade long Iraq/Iran war, I hope they both lose.

It won't last that long. A century of living off oil and the labor of others has left the Saudis effete and impotent. They'll be slaughtered if they don't get a nuke tout de suite.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:41 PM (LAe3v)

186 And at the lunch table at work, while they praise Dear Leader's far-reaching peace accord, I'll be struggling to swallow back down a mouthful of my own acidic vomit.

Posted by: Agent-J at May 27, 2015 07:41 PM (9Mtv3)

187 Stoopid spell check. I meant epiphone.
Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:39 PM (Dwehj)

***


Try again

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 07:41 PM (PMlgt)

188 A tug boat that was maneuvering the hospital ship Mercy collided with the iconic USS Arizona Memorial Wednesday morning in Pearl Harbor, damaging the sites dock, according to news reports.

The Honolulu Star Advertiser reports that the memorials dock was closed to visitors Wednesday due to the collision at 7:30 a.m. local time and that divers would inspect the damages.

The hospital ship Mercy is based in San Diego. The Military Sealift Command ship is crewed by a civilian mariners and led by a civilian master; it also has a medical treatment facility on board, which is led by a Navy commanding officer.

I don't even know what to say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 07:42 PM (rDqRv)

189 Cher has to be the queen of fked up motherhood. Her son was a heroin addict at age 11 and continues to have problems and her daughter, well, you know. And Cher has never been right with Chasity becoming Chas.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

190 France is the roofied girl who wakes up as the 'aisian' guy who was so nice at first is pulling her legs apart. And kicks him in the nutzack. I hope.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2015 07:42 PM (go5uR)

191
Cher could affect the LIV infantile vote.

By which I mean the women's vote.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:42 PM (MDgS8)

192 I have a banana phone.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2015 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

193
The tug boat pilot HAD ONE JOB...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:43 PM (iVfu6)

194 At least we don't have Lena Dunham as president.

Posted by: Agent-J at May 27, 2015 07:43 PM (9Mtv3)

195 "Ragheaded"?

With all due respect, the keffiyeh worn by Arabs is NOT a rag; it is a headscarf with a pattern that displays the markings of each wearer's clan affiliation, very much like the tartans of Scotland do. It is a little sheet, about the size of a tea towel, and folded double, and then worn with a braid to secure it in place. The little sheet is an important clan heirloom.

So it is highly disrespectful to call Arabs "ragheads."

You should call them "little sheetheads." That would be more appropriate. Thank you.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 27, 2015 07:43 PM (iIzG7)

196 France has bigger balls than we do.

The shame.

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2015 07:43 PM (RWGcK)

197 Finish this sentence (if you can):

Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


MAT DAMON!

Posted by: Mat Damon at May 27, 2015 07:44 PM (l3LvV)

198 Not all tug-jobs are equal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 07:44 PM (2cS/G)

199 We need more diversity in tug boat captains.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:45 PM (4gofz)

200 Talk about a screwed up childhood. Has anyone read Cher's bio on Wiki? Holy crap!!

http://tinyurl.com/vhk7d

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 27, 2015 07:45 PM (tAoev)

201 Epiphone? Is that like an iphone only operational?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 07:46 PM (1CroS)

202 TIME WARNER SUCKS

This company should die. My wife has been trying to get new service for 14 hours.

14 hours and the guy is going to come back! He fcuked up original installation 10 hours ago.

*****

http://cnnmon.ie/1HMPVM9

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 07:46 PM (PMlgt)

203 I don't even know what to say?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 07:42 PM (rDqRv)

Three options. Drunk, Woman, or AA hire.
For 70 years this has not happen.

I am going with drunk.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 07:46 PM (0FSuD)

204
Talk about a screwed up childhood. Has anyone read Cher's bio on Wiki? Holy crap!!


Gypsies tramps and thieves I'm guessing?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:46 PM (MDgS8)

205 Epiphone? They make a great line of guitars. I'm pretty fond of their Les Paul version.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 27, 2015 07:47 PM (iIzG7)

206 Somebody set us up the Obama!

At this point I think Cher would make a better potus than Obama.

Posted by: All your qaeda are belong to us at May 27, 2015 07:47 PM (XrHO0)

207 Obviously this is republicans fault.

Posted by: Rand Paul at May 27, 2015 07:48 PM (HstNY)

208 At this point I think Cher would make a better potus than Obama.
Posted by: All your qaeda are belong to us at May 27, 2015 07:47 PM (XrHO0)

Low bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 07:48 PM (rDqRv)

209 Epiphone? Is that like an iphone only operational?

No, silly. It means I changed my mind. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:48 PM (Dwehj)

210 Hey Randy, you know what a gravy tugboat is?

Posted by: T at May 27, 2015 07:48 PM (wSv9N)

211
A log of feces would be better than obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 07:48 PM (iVfu6)

212 An Epiphone is a medical device prescribed to patients, largely young people, who have severe allergies related to Wifi disconnectedness and text-based deficiencies.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 07:49 PM (2cS/G)

213 Obviously this is republicans fault.
Posted by: Rand Paul

You spelled "shape-shifting banksters" wrong son.

Posted by: Luap Nor at May 27, 2015 07:49 PM (tgnRB)

214 Cherawatha is right. U.S. Americans have epihones all the time.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (Dwehj)

215
Where is no ideas no backbone congress??????

Yeah Cher. That's the problem. Not the Commander in Chief.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (MDgS8)

216 Not to worry. Charter is going to buy Time Warner if the FCC with allow it. Then service will get worse and prices will go up.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (4gofz)

217 There should be a trigger warning before those Cher tweets for those who don't want their IQ to drop a few points.

Posted by: guy who used to have a 97 IQ at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (jsYc/)

218 An epiphone is not a phone at all. It's one of those plants that grows in trees.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Fraud at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (LAe3v)

219
I heard Cher call radio stations back in 2000 and 2004 and beg people to not vote GOP. It was creepy. I thought she wd cry.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

220 40


Finish this sentence (if you can):



Well, at least we don't have _______ as president.


*************

Valerie Jarre....



Oh, wait.



MOAR BOURBON!!!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (yxw0r)

221 Epiphone is one of those things pregnant women have during labor.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (4gofz)

222 Y-not, since you're here:

Here's some good content for your GOP candidate review endeavors (which I really appreciate, BTW).

It's a little late for the immigration policy thread, but it's terribly useful. (NumbersUSA material)

http://tinyurl.com/na9phwa

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (1CroS)

223
France has bigger balls than this government.

Think about that.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (MDgS8)

224 why the hell does cher want to fight ISIS anyhow?

she's one of those people who yelled that we created more terrorists by going to Iraq and Afghanistan in the first place

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


her real name is Cherilyn Sarkisian

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (uctT+)

225 Is it acceptable to carry around an Epiphone like a mattress? I mean for real and all...

Posted by: Emma at May 27, 2015 07:52 PM (c0HLr)

226 187 Stoopid spell check. I meant epiphone.
Posted by: Cherawatha at May 27, 2015 07:39 PM (Dwehj)

***


Try again
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

-----

Epi pen?

Posted by: Daybrother at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (WMKHC)

227 When you've lost cher...



Well then your day just got better.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (9R4HJ)

228 No First Aid Kit is complete without an Epiphone.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (2cS/G)

229 216
Not to worry. Charter is going to buy Time Warner if the FCC with allow it. Then service will get worse and prices will go up.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:50 PM (4gofz)


YES this. I know no one with Charter service that doesn't think it sucks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

230 John Lennon had an epihone when England started taxing him too much. So he came to live with the U.S. Americans.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (Dwehj)

231 Epiphone is that anything like a dip thong?

Posted by: Cunning Linguist at May 27, 2015 07:54 PM (RJMhd)

232 It's mind boggling that script writers were actually able to make her seem smart.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:54 PM (MDgS8)

233 Epi pen is what the olympic fencers do when they're fencing.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 07:54 PM (4gofz)

234 A log of feces would be better than obama.

===

IF THIS LOG ROLLS OVER WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN

Posted by: three ants singing at May 27, 2015 07:55 PM (Cq0oW)

235 232
It's mind boggling that script writers were actually able to make her seem smart.

Posted by: eleven



cough**Barack Obama**cough

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:55 PM (LAe3v)

236 Saudi - Persian death match? No Americans killed? Come on, the neocons demand American blood.

Posted by: Idiot Libertarian Cock Monkey with Shitty Lips at May 27, 2015 07:55 PM (msVAP)

237 Epi pen is what the olympic fencers do when they're fencing.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade


Only the twats who think the foot is a target.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 07:55 PM (uctT+)

238 Dip thong -- what Ace wears when enjoying his pudding cups.

Posted by: Cunning Linguist at May 27, 2015 07:56 PM (RJMhd)

239 Has Obama Lost the Cher Vote?

Christ, even Cher, with her room temperature IQ, and other lower primates get it, but Obongo does not.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 07:56 PM (oKE6c)

240 It's mind boggling that script writers were actually able to make her seem smart.

****

She is a true talent. There's no other way in hell she could ever carry the role of public defender.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 27, 2015 07:56 PM (PMlgt)

241 Cher doesnt get a long with any of her kids. Not sure if they even speak.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

242 Speaking of Cher, at what point does someone's fake plastic components no longer render him human? 30%? 50%? I think Cher may have hit that point.

Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 07:57 PM (wSv9N)

243 even Cher, with her room temperature IQ, and other lower primates get it

You forgot to specify Centigrade.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:57 PM (LAe3v)

244 The Buck Stops Waaaaaaayyyyyyyy Over There.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 07:57 PM (MDgS8)

245 actually re Lebanon, the french were more forceful, in retaliation for the suicide bombers against the French marine contingent, they launched a massive airstrike, Seal Chuck Pfarrer, was there as an observer,

Posted by: admiral marcus at May 27, 2015 07:57 PM (0u/CC)

246
Cher was nice to a friend's elderly mother. They lived in the same condo bldg, so I'll give her that.

Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

247 I'm anxiously awaiting Cher's opinion on the acquisition of Time Warner Cable by Charter and the proper role of the FCC in monopoly risk and on-time appointments.

Posted by: Said No One Ever at May 27, 2015 07:58 PM (1CroS)

248 I'm anxiously awaiting Cher's opinion on the acquisition of Time Warner Cable by Charter and the proper role of the FCC in monopoly risk and on-time appointments.

Posted by: Said No One Ever at May 27, 2015 07:58 PM (1CroS)

249 "Epiphone" sounds like a made-up name for a brand-name pharmaceutical. I want that job. I bet the people who come up with those names make serious bank.

"Recticure"
"Cheezbgone"
"Yeastinex"
"Phelgmosquat"

See, I can do this. Someone pay me.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 07:58 PM (yxw0r)

250 Speaking of Cher, at what point does someone's fake plastic components
no longer render him human? 30%? 50%? I think Cher may have hit that
point.


Pity she lacks awareness. Otherwise, it's Skynet time, baby.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

251 Speaking of Cher, at what point does someone's fake plastic components no longer render him human? 30%? 50%? I think Cher may have hit that point.
Posted by: logprof

They wanted her to do a porn movie, but she couldn't because most of her body is less than 18 years old.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at May 27, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB)

252 Clintonectomy.

Posted by: Cunning Linguist at May 27, 2015 08:00 PM (RJMhd)

253 241 Cher doesnt get a long with any of her kids

A long? I hope she doesn't get a long with them. Did Cher have a sex change operation too?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 08:00 PM (+XMAD)

254 If TFG runs true to form, he will begin to carp about France's intransigence, not Iran's.

Because his position is of course the only possible right one. Thus everyone else just has to be wrong headed.

And it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Iran throws out all the inspectors and goes full bore for the bomb. When will they ever have such a team of lackawits in charge of the US response again?

Wait, don't answer that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 27, 2015 08:00 PM (bo7G7)

255 Hollande is left wing but apparently not insanely so.

The thing that frosts my nub is that even when this cocksuckers term is up he's never going away.

We weren't able to shake the Clinton's there is no chance in hell that fuckface goes gently into that good night.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 27, 2015 08:00 PM (kGXRK)

256 "... but she couldn't because most of her body is less than 18 years old."

Maybe, but the warranty on what passes for her mind expired long, long ago.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (iIzG7)

257 Damn it! I'm not so anxious as to post twice, either!

Pixy, we need to talk.

Posted by: Said No One Ever, Usually at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (1CroS)

258 "Recticure"
"Cheezbgone"
"Yeastinex"
"Phelgmosquat"

See, I can do this. Someone pay me.


pffffft.
Smegnomore
Pustulex
Bubogone

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

259 Epiphone is an App that trims your ear hair.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (O7Hke)

260 254 If TFG runs true to form, he will begin to carp about France's intransigence, not Iran's.

The problem with France, in Barky's eyes, is that it's still mainly filled with white people.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (+XMAD)

261 O/T. Bill Clinton was honorary chairman on the us bid committee for the fifa world cup. He also got millions form Qatar the winner of the bid. Question: Did he tank the US bid?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 27, 2015 08:02 PM (QdAXQ)

262 Maybe she had an epilogue.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 27, 2015 08:02 PM (usOsN)

263 Pixy, we need to talk.


Sigh. Take a number.

Posted by: The AoS Hamsters at May 27, 2015 08:02 PM (Dwehj)

264 Epiphone is an App that trims your ear hair.


and a floor wax!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

265 Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

OK, you get paid slightly more.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 08:03 PM (yxw0r)

266 Cindy Lou Who blew a mean epiphone.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 08:04 PM (g1DWB)

267 pffffft.
Smegnomore
Pustulex
Bubogone
Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (LAe3v)


You forgot Jamitin.

Oh....sorry...wrong Simpsons episode.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2015 08:04 PM (V+kmg)

268 pffffft.
Smegnomore
Pustulex
Bubogone
Posted by: pep at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (LAe3v)


You forgot Jamitin.

Oh....sorry...wrong Simpsons episode.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2015 08:04 PM (V+kmg)

269 Maybe she had an epilogue.

I love those. Especially the ones with deer meat in them.

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at May 27, 2015 08:05 PM (Dwehj)

270 241 Cher doesnt get a long with any of her kids. Not sure if they even speak.
Posted by: Bruce with a Wang! at May 27, 2015 07:56 PM (iQIUe)


No but I hear they roll over, play dead and fetch.

Posted by: just saying at May 27, 2015 08:05 PM (wkuqO)

271 Jack Casady has a Signature Model Epiphone.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 08:05 PM (O7Hke)

272 Jack Casady has a Signature Model Epiphone.

Posted by: Garrett


A made up name if I've ever heard one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2015 08:06 PM (uctT+)

273 People who don't get the French on this one: they're not doves. They just only care about their own self interests (see: libya & mali).

American elites hate Americans and love Europeans (especially the French)
French elites hate Americans and love Europeans (especially the French).

France is doing what is in their best interest. They're not suddenly growing a backbone.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (AkOaV)

274 would be an affront to Iran's dignity.

Radioactive glass bowls are verdantly dignified.

Posted by: DaveA at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (DL2i+)

275 >>Smegnomore
Pustulex
Bubogone



DripNoMor

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (O7Hke)

276
Jack Cassidy was great in The Partridge Family.


Not really.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (MDgS8)

277 Epilogue is when you've ..

ok, no. That would be juvenile toilet humor and that has no place on this prestidigious political and foreign affairs analog.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (4gofz)

278 Two words to Cher: Fuck you. It's a little late to be worried about the "Hope and Change" that Obama has rendered.

Posted by: snake plissken at May 27, 2015 08:08 PM (gV04q)

279 Christ, even Cher, with her room temperature IQ, and other lower primates get it, but Obongo does not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

------

Either that, or he is a malevolent shit. He could not possibly both be that stupid and have our best interests at heart, unless he drooled as well. And he doesn't drool.

Posted by: All your qaeda are belong to us at May 27, 2015 08:08 PM (XrHO0)

280
France is doing what is in their best interest. They're not suddenly growing a backbone.


But that's the thing. Can this government even rise to THAT level?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8)

281 "we need to talk."




Posted by: Said No One Ever, Usually at May 27, 2015 08:01 PM (1CroS)

********************

The most frightening words a female can ever speak to a male.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 08:08 PM (yxw0r)

282 I have an epipen AND an epiphone.

Posted by: That Effin Guy at May 27, 2015 08:09 PM (bo7G7)

283 Looks like French Solidarity Toast for breakfast tomorrow. And bacon, lots of bacon.
Schnitzel for dinner with a side of Kraut.

Good God, we're the cheese eating surrender monkeys now.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at May 27, 2015 08:09 PM (Srfai)

284
The most frightening words a female can ever speak to a male.


When I hear that I'm like....nope we're done here.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:10 PM (MDgS8)

285 230 John Lennon had an epihone when England started taxing him too much. So he came to live with the U.S. Americans.
Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at May 27, 2015 07:53 PM (Dwehj)



No, the Beatles' label in England was Parlophone.

Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

286 GO BLACHAWKS!

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 08:11 PM (O7Hke)

287
Blachawks.

Weird accent.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:11 PM (MDgS8)

288 "there is no chance in hell that fuckface goes gently into that good night."

Much like Jimmy Carter, neither heaven nor hell want that son of a bitch on their roster. He'll live forever.

Posted by: Jaws at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (Rbtz3)

289 Good God, we're the cheese eating surrender monkeys now.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at May 27, 2015 08:09 PM (Srfai)


Gone are the days when the best foreign policy advice available was, "Look what the French are doing. Then do the opposite."

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (V+kmg)

290 Take epiphone for your mild to moderate epididymitis. It can make a vas deferens to you and your partner.

Posted by: Greatest Pitchman Ever at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (tgnRB)

291
http://tinyurl.com/nlsjcov

Cassidy and epiphone

Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (85ldL)

292 The new Volvo parks itself and plows into journalists.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (n4epL)

293 He's clever, but his pattern so far suggests he thinks in one dimension.

Posted by: Spock deducts a dimension from TFG at May 27, 2015 08:12 PM (bo7G7)

294 *fine*


So many ways to lose when a woman uses that word.

Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (O7Hke)

295 I have four epi pens.... And zero epiphones.... I do have a mellophone....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (e/33/)

296 Cher for Secretary of State!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (OpDDu)

297 255 Hollande is left wing but apparently not insanely so.

The thing that frosts my nub is that even when this cocksuckers term is up he's never going away.

We weren't able to shake the Clinton's there is no chance in hell that fuckface goes gently into that good night.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 27, 2015 08:00 PM (kGXRK)


Has there been any serious rumblings of Michelle running for senate? If you thought Bill and Hillary were seldom together when she was senator, you ain't seen nothing yet. Though I don't think there is an open seat for her to go after for 2016 in a state she'd win.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)

298
Ah, The Isles of Langerhans

Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (85ldL)

299
The new Volvo parks itself and plows into journalists.


Car of the Year 2015.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (MDgS8)

300
Go Ducks!

Posted by: the mallards in Nip Sip's pool at May 27, 2015 08:14 PM (rUKxo)

301 I would like to buy an epee pen. That may be mightier than the sword even.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:14 PM (n4epL)

302 >>Ah, The Isles of Langerhans


La Isla Bonita is my favorite.

Posted by: Madonna at May 27, 2015 08:15 PM (O7Hke)

303 Epi, Phone Home.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 08:15 PM (2cS/G)

304 280
France is doing what is in their best interest. They're not suddenly growing a backbone.


But that's the thing. Can this government even rise to THAT level?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS


Every good leftist knows that the only country in the world who's not allowed to act in her self-interest is the USA. Because evil. Duh.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 27, 2015 08:16 PM (l3LvV)

305 Take epiphone for your mild to moderate epididymitis. It can make a vas deferens to you and your partner.

That's why Bob is smiling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:16 PM (rwI+c)

306 THE PENIS MIGHTIER!

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 27, 2015 08:17 PM (rwI+c)

307 The new Volvo parks itself and plows into journalists.


Car of the Year 2015.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:13 PM (MDgS


I'm waiting for the one that plows into politicians.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 08:17 PM (oKE6c)

308
Sean Connery.


Inorite?

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:18 PM (MDgS8)

309 France is doing what is in their best interest. They're not suddenly growing a backbone.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 08:07 PM (AkOaV)

***

Yep. People have friends. Most Nations (anymore) have interests. It would be really cool if we could develop interests that were to our benefit again here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 08:18 PM (3F6F8)

310 but, but Ann Coulter was a big fat meanie to mexicans!!!

Posted by: LIV in Des Moines at May 27, 2015 08:18 PM (D0Tns)

311 "the new Volvo"

can we purchase a fleet of them and point them in the direction of DC?

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:19 PM (Uk9e2)

312 Ann Coulter hates the Scotch Irish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:19 PM (n4epL)

313 Coulter is a big skeeny meeny.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8)

314 But if Bob's smile lasts for more than four hours...

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 27, 2015 08:20 PM (Dwehj)

315 but, but Ann Coulter was a big fat meanie to mexicans!!!

Yes, she did a great job of taking that ass hole to the woodshed, didn't she?

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2015 08:21 PM (kCq6U)

316 Ann Coulter hates the Scotch Irish.

In fairness, who doesn't? Bog Skandis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:21 PM (rwI+c)

317 Seriously, just how in the fcuk does s sane person respond to a suddenly - hawkish leftard like Cher?

Does she realize Daesh is made up of the same assholes our military was mulching in Iraq? Does she remember how she and her ilk threw everything plus the kitchen sink at hamstringing that process? Does she think Daesh somehow fell from outer space?

Stupid or liar? Pick one.

Posted by: Jaws at May 27, 2015 08:22 PM (Rbtz3)

318 Well ain't that the shits.Cher finally gets what she wants and doesn't like it.

Posted by: kansas at May 27, 2015 08:22 PM (vqsBK)

319 Stupid. No other choice.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2015 08:22 PM (kCq6U)

320
Any Scots Irish here?
my hand's up

Posted by: Oleg Casio at May 27, 2015 08:23 PM (85ldL)

321 >>GO BLACHAWKS!

*fart noise*

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 08:23 PM (g1DWB)

322 Cher's face has more craters than crater lake on the Moon!!!!

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:23 PM (MDgS8)

323 Any Scots Irish here?

Somewhat less than half.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 08:24 PM (rwI+c)

324 Ann Coulter is a Limey Supremacist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:24 PM (n4epL)

325 I'm only half Irish thank Zod.

Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 08:25 PM (MDgS8)

326 Cher is Armenian. She may have a distaste for Islamic pograms

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:25 PM (zOTsN)

327 Mostly Scotch Irish. Luckily the Ginger Affliction stayed with my aunt and her family. My family seems to have been spared.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:26 PM (n4epL)

328 One man with a pistol has more deterrent power than the mightiest army stood down.

Cher with a twitter account is still a monkey with a megaphone.

That's all ah've got to say about that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 08:26 PM (XmOA9)

329 Sadly, the number of places on this planet where I don't particularly care if a nuke goes off keeps growing.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 27, 2015 08:26 PM (AC0lD)

330 Two reasons Coulter gets press: she's intelligent and pretty enough for television, and the Left hopes hopes hopes they'll someday force a white supremacist Nazi fascist label on her and make it stick.

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:27 PM (Uk9e2)

331 Only one and a half sheets to the wind?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 27, 2015 08:27 PM (n4epL)

332 Scottish ginger who converted to Judaism. And a lawyer. I may be Weaponized. Or illegal.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 27, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)

333 I want the 'Hawks to win badly. This series has been so good it would be a letdown for it just to go six games.

Posted by: Patrick Kane's Playoff Mullet at May 27, 2015 08:29 PM (wSv9N)

334 nood mosby

Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 08:31 PM (Uk9e2)

335

nood ace

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2015 08:31 PM (iVfu6)

336 The Republican Party is to the Left of Cher.

We're phuqued.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 27, 2015 08:38 PM (L19NA)

337 "Would Batman be a better superhero if he was bitten by a radioactive magic bat and had bat-powers instead of just dressing up in a bat costume? "

He's whooped Manbat everytime.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 27, 2015 08:39 PM (L19NA)

338
Le French and La Cher tougher than Ghe Obama.


Boned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2015 08:41 PM (ODxAs)

339 Does Cher even English?

Posted by: PiperPaul at May 27, 2015 08:52 PM (vacPn)

340 Obama - the giver that keeps gifting Iran, ISIS and AlQaida among others!

Posted by: mrapp at May 27, 2015 09:54 PM (tTRuI)

341 Demorats dug in and fought for nukes to Iran and North Korea, they own these debacles and the dire threats they pose to world peace and America.

Thank your local shiite head that keeps voting demorat.

Posted by: ron n. at May 27, 2015 10:49 PM (YVQn/)

342 obama to France, but they promised me 6 magic beans.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 28, 2015 01:09 AM (RxfSP)

343 Cher thinks you need to man up vs ISIS
and France thinks you are going to easy on the towel-he... er, Mullahs, er, Iran
... my, that's like wearing Mom jeans to a major league baseball game.


... or it just means Obama Democrats want America to lose.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 28, 2015 02:57 PM (FLBHk)

344 36 Can you name a single world leader who is more of a rotten cocksucking cunt than obama? I cannot.

We have this Putin guy in the kremlin who spends half his waking hours trying to think up ways to hurt the USA, but he must be so jealous that the guy in the White House is doing a better job of taking down the USA than anything he's done.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 28, 2015 03:03 PM (FLBHk)

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