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Hillary Clinton's Doing Her Vile Fake Southern Accent Again
She's just awful in every way imaginable, and in several more you couldn't even think of.
"She needs to stop doing that risible fake accent," emails Madonna. Compare to her her "I don' feel no ways tired, I come too faaahr" Negro accent from 2007. Corrected: I put up a pic of what I thought was Hillary eating a fish. It wasn't Hillary; it was German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But I think this is a good replacement:Okay media, time to be fair and ask Hillary Clinton if she agrees with Bernie Sanders on the unemployment rate pic.twitter.com/yPNWxfPVFG
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 26, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 03:34 PM (e/33/)
Posted by: duke at May 27, 2015 03:34 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2015 03:34 PM (h4vJk)
Who leaked?
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at May 27, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
And even more that we will find out.
Yaaaaay.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 27, 2015 03:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:36 PM (Ae7K+)
#HillaryIsJustLikeYouAndBlackPeople
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: imp at May 27, 2015 03:36 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: Ted Danson at May 27, 2015 03:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:37 PM (WIUGG)
That said, this is the only one I kind of give her a pass on. She lived here (Arkansas) for enough years to have legit picked up some of the accent. And I could see it being easy to slip into when she finds herself amongst southerners.
My accent gets much less pronounced when outside of the south and then I come home and it bounces right back.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:37 PM (lIU4e)
Of all the women that could be the Historic First......it has to be THIS one.
God is laughing at us.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:37 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Pander much? at May 27, 2015 03:38 PM (ZWRoJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 03:39 PM (e/33/)
No. She is mocking people who talk like that.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: skip at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (53bDg)
Is Hillary still alive?
And if she still lives, how is she even relevant to the left?
An elderly Grandmother, with health and memory issues, a desire to shake down businesses to finance her 1%er lifestyle, and a willingness to allow her husband to cheat on her is the best that the Libs can come up with.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (VPLuQ)
That's "seester."
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 27, 2015 03:41 PM (27KAF)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: brak at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (wSv9N)
Is Hillary still alive?
Yeah, I thought she might still be in the hospital, from that hit to the head when she was under sniper fire.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (WIUGG)
Is she?
Lord knows I'm not a Clinton fan, but accents are funny things. Some people soak them up more quickly than others. So I honestly don't know.
But make fun of that 'no ways tired' thing as much as you wish because that was obviously ridiculous.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (wSv9N)
Posted by: Motorhead at May 27, 2015 03:43 PM (nIszf)
BUT THEY CHEERED!
Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2015 03:43 PM (xTTii)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:37 PM (WIUGG)
22 Well, Bless her heart.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)
We are being far too nice.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:43 PM (WIUGG)
And good fake Brooklyn accents as well.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 03:43 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (wSv9N)
I went to a sales training conference run by a guy with a classic South Carolina accent . I mean it just drew you in. By the end of the four days we were with him we all sounded like him. Didn't matter if you were from Ohio, Brooklyn, Nebraska , or Nova Scotian by the end of the week you sounded like you were from Charleston.
Posted by: Lenny at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (CIGjk)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Motorhead at May 27, 2015 03:43 PM (nIszf)
Guys. For the last time. HILLARY is NOT from Arkansas.
She is from Illinois. Sheesh. Ace and multiple commenters and people in the media say this shit all the time. She moved here with her husband and moved away. She's not from here.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (xWW96)
She's not a person.
Totally different.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2015 03:45 PM (FCuM7)
Y'all fixin' to put that down rat cheer?
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 03:45 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Zombie Milt Gross at May 27, 2015 03:45 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: some random meathead at May 27, 2015 03:45 PM (XVOlz)
One of my favorite uncles was a south Carolina preacher. He had the most gorgeous accent.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:45 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (RJMhd)
I'm guilty of putting on an accent when talking w/ someone who has a strong one myself. I can't help it. I do try to keep a lid on it, but it's very hard. I've always WANTED an accent, and I envy people who have them. I sound like the world's most boring cereal commercial spokeswoman: bland white woman voice extraordinaire.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (Ae7K+)
I think you might find a few Yankees were shot by those Northern Southerners a few year back.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (xWW96)
This is what weirds me out. The Democrats can't be that fond of her; she's a vicious, vindictive old woman (Haggard Queen, natch!). The only reason I can think of that the DNC is letting her run is that they are TERRIFIED of what she might do if she doesn't get her shot at the brass ring.
Posted by: Toastrider at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (w0vrv)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (xTTii)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 03:46 PM (RJMhd)
The phony black/pseudo Southern accent will not bother them. And she knows she will not have her enemy Obama looking over her shoulder to suck up all the black vote in SC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (GpgJl)
But when she is exhausted and craves arugula and hummingbird tongue mousse, her false aristocratic accent emerges.
Who, after all, can truly say what is false and what is sincere?
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: steevy at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (xTTii)
Posted by: Motorhead at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (nIszf)
She really is a repugnant human unit. Aside from her alleged vagina what exactly does she bring to the table other than a truckload of failure?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (g1DWB)
1) She grew up in Illinois and went to kollij out east.
2) You think she met very many average Arkansas folk when she lived there?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (Ae7K+)
Bless Your Heart.
Look at a map, darling.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Caliban at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (IlQaj)
Exit question: with obvious skills like that, why did Bill need Monica? Is it she can only put things in her mouth that smell like fish?
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (t06LC)
I went to a sales training conference run by a guy with a classic South Carolina accent .
That is a hoot; I love that. But no, she's just flying into a state, not getting talked-at by a local charmer, and I take this as a fake display of down-homeness; like remembering to say "Go Vols."
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (WIUGG)
Gawd, I hate when politicians alter their speech for the audience - fake accents, the folksy way of dropping "g"s, or lame attempts as real or contrived colloquialisms ("Where can I get me a huntin' license" asks to Boston Brahmin decked out in shiny, new camo gear).
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (syMdD)
She's originally from Illinois.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (LA7Cm)
She'll deep throat a damn trout.
But, when "Little Billie" comes a knocking' them pearlies is shut!
Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: flounder, now with pregnant hands at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (WIUGG)
Is she?
Lord knows I'm not a Clinton fan, but accents are funny things. Some people soak them up more quickly than others. So I honestly don't know.
But make fun of that 'no ways tired' thing as much as you wish because that was obviously ridiculous.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (lIU4e)
--Hard to tell. When we lived in Boston for a couple years, a friend and I would affect over-the-top Masshole accents between ourselves frequently ("You can use your chahge cahd at the Stah Mahket!"). One day he said, "Hey, we'd better stop before this comes naturally."
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (wSv9N)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (q20+R)
An elderly Grandmother, with health and memory issues, a desire to shake down businesses to finance her 1%er lifestyle, and a willingness to allow her husband to cheat on her is the best that the Libs can come up with.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 03:40 PM (VPLuQ)
Hey! Watch it, buster. That's our leading ethicist you're badmouthing.
Posted by: The Dems at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (0bXhD)
No, we don't have any French-fried taters, Hillary.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (wSv9N)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (Ae7K+)
heh
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:50 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: 51% of the American Electorate at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (XVOlz)
I read on Twitter (Yeah, I know, bastion of truth that) that the fish-swallowing-picture was not, in fact, of Hillary. I personally call bullshit on that. If it's not Hillary it's her damn twin sister.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Garish lumpy sofa sound about right?
Posted by: jwpaine at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (0bXhD)
ROTFL - my sister and I have done that, too.
Always, always pronounced as "Stah Mahket."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (syMdD)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at May 27, 2015 03:51 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (9Xfu/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (rDqRv)
And some people don't, and sound incredibly fake when they try (like Madonna's atrocious British accent).
I absorb accents fast and easily, some people never do. I go to a church with a lot of old Dutch immigrants. Some of them sound just like an American, others can barely speak the language despite being here 50+ years.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hicllary at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (wSv9N)
That dog just ain't gonna hunt.
Posted by: flounder, now with pregnant hands at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (wSv9N)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (IlQaj)
***
Big Mouth Bass fishing in Arkansas.
Wallrus feeding at Sea World.
Or, sardine swallowing in Sicily.
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (RJMhd)
Close - this is from 2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6UvCZ9JKus
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (syMdD)
The Southern Illinoisans I know have much better accents.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (U8W/7)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (rDqRv)
#BernieWantsToBanTampons!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: TheThinMan at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM (+PEBZ)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2015 03:54 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: tbd at May 27, 2015 03:54 PM (c0HLr)
Yeah, o.k., but you have friends, so the comparison with Hillary doesn't work.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 03:54 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 03:54 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (rDqRv)
For that matter, people from different parts of Charleston have different accents, and some people in the south seem to have "no accent" as in the bland TV homogenized "American" accent at all. The movement of people, the exposure to broader culture, and TV/Radio/Movies have done a lot of damage to tight regional accents.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (GpgJl)
---
Yup... and a Texan drawl is different that an Alabama drawl. Missouri has just a slight twang where New Orleans-anders speak in barely recognizable English.
And you Norhteneres arent immune either..... Chickago and their Cheesehead neighbors speak in a certain dialect as well.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (oKE6c)
Come on, I'd rather watch futbol than football
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (S+el1)
I came home from 2-3 months in college to visit and my high school friends told me I sounded like a yankee (which I didn't). I came home for Christmas senior year and came back and was drawling like crazy, making my long time friends crack up. I think I'm one of those fast absorbing people, so I'm a little lenient on this one.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (S0bOl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (BoJzR)
#BernieWantsToBanTampons!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:53 PM
He is a sad, laughable little figure, isn't he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Baldy at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (DrC22)
I absorb accents fast and easily, some people
never do. I go to a church with a lot of old Dutch immigrants. Some of
them sound just like an American, others can barely speak the language
despite being here 50+ years.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:52 PM (39g3+)
My mom's from England, and her accent isn't as strong now as it used to be but it's still there. I tend to lapse into a brit accent whenever I'm asking a question; it's irrepressible. I suppose my subconscious views it as a sign of respect or something. I can't stop it, so I long ago gave up trying. Coworkers think it's hilarious.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (rDqRv)
---
Nah.... noh fooking way..... fugget aboutit.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (S0bOl)
So that there be a "White Privilege" accent?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (Cq0oW)
Exception: the one cajun guy. The rest are terrible, particularly Scott Bacula. I like him, too.
I tried to like that show, but they spent the entire show dropping "woe is me, Katrina" references about 5 times a segment and I just couldn't take it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)
years, a friend and I would affect over-the-top Masshole accents
between ourselves frequently ("You can use your chahge cahd at the Stah
Mahket!"). One day he said, "Hey, we'd better stop before this comes
naturally."
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:49 PM (wSv9N)
It's easy to do the Masshole accent: just hold your tongue while you speak. Try it. It's amazingly similar.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (LA7Cm)
If she starts saying 'fixin to' or 'I'll tell you what' while campaigning in Texas I'm going to punch her in the cervix.
And the thorax.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (rDqRv)
I also can't freaken type since I am from NJ....fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (rDqRv)
Well, whatever works for you....
Try Uncle Poon's in Spartansburg - then you'd be getting some Poon twang.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Obsidian Owl at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (2Uoun)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 03:44 PM (Ae7K+)
Bless Your Heart.
Look at a map, darling.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 03:48 PM (lIU4e)
--Depends how you look at it. Like Virginia, Arkansas was a "Border State" --the term referring to slave states that did not secede in the first wave, but rather waited until after to Ft. Sumter to do so.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (wSv9N)
Hillary: Humiliating females for decades!
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (ve5uE)
Everyone tries it and most sound like an even more retarded Matt Damon. Very few NEers sound anything like the caricatures you see in movies and on the tube.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (oKE6c)
Fargo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
It's like the difference b/w a Massachusetts/Boston accent and a Yankee/Mainer accent. The latter is much softer and less grating than the former. Strong Mass accents make my ears hurt, but strong yankee accents are gorgeous. Very soothing.
Boston Brahmin (think Kennedy) is a different accent altogether, and even more annoying than regular Boston.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (+jijM)
Read zee lips. I did not shoot zat woman wiz zee ack-ack of love, Miss Lewinsky.
Posted by: Bubba Le Pew at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: mallfly at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (qSIlh)
So, who translated the Bernie Sanders quote from the original Gargle?
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (RJMhd)
Pre-internet, it was much easier to get away with this, because there was no "crowd-sourcing" and if the MSM covered for you, you could get away with it.
So politicians did it all the time -- they'd go to a union meeting and say "Let's stick it to those bosses -- union power forever!!!" and get big applause.
And then a week later in a different state, you'd address the Chamber of Commerce and say, "I suport right-to-work laws to help small businessmen!" and get big applause for that.
And neither audience would ever know what you said to the other audience. Because it was a "local" story and/or because the media was kept out, or because the media willingly covered for you.
Bill Clinton did that all the time. As did Hillary. As did Yasser Arafat ("I seek peace!" in English to the UN, followed by "Exterminate the Jews!" in Arabic at Ramallah, etc.), as did a lot of folks.
But the Internet has changed all that.
Hillary, however, still hasn't caught on to the new reality, So she switches accents and messages all the time, to match the audience in front of her.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (+jijM)
My wife says more or less the same thing "If she's the first woman president, there won't be another."
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (U8W/7)
She is from freakin' Park Ridge, Illinois for goshsakes, not the South. Northwest suburbs of Chicago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2015 03:56 PM (S0bOl)
Well shit fire and hold the phone! Next, you'll tell me she not some dried up old windbag who's goose isn't cooked.
Posted by: flounder, now with pregnant hands at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (ve5uE)
retarded Matt Damon. Very few NEers sound anything like the caricatures
you see in movies and on the tube.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (g1DWB)
I say again: just hold your tongue while speaking. Anyone can be taken for a native New Englander through this simple expedient.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: some random meathead at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (XVOlz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM
The good thing is that only about 3 people actually speak that way, and I'm pretty sure it's an affectation for at least 2 of them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2015 04:00 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (LA7Cm)
If they had to host yankees after the war, they were Southern.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (WIUGG)
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: [amused by this unhelpful detail] Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...
Hooker No. 2: Oh Yah...
Hooker No. 1: Yah
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Lincoln's speeches were the perfect example of this. Wildly different positions at various venues.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (U8W/7)
All the Great Lakes rustbelt cities sound pretty similar in pronunciation. It's mostly word choice (do you put your groceries in a bag or a sack?) that separates Milwaukee and Buffalo...
I've moved around so much even I can't understand my accent anymore.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (+jijM)
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Vic so old his accent comes from Liverpool.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
I've heard a lot of people from Massachusetts and nobody there sounds like the Kennedies. Where the hell did they get their accent?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Boston Brahmin. You get it mostly in affluent families, since the Brahmin are Boston elites. John Kerry's got it, too.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (4df7R)
Maw, you gonna fry up a mess o' them squirrels for supper tonight?
*Hillary! puts down the jam jar of bourbon she's drinking from*
Naw, chile. Ahm thinkin' ahl eat a little beaver tonight.
FIN
Posted by: The Clinton's at Home - A Play at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (0cMkb)
" I am the walrus!" 'as a campaign song for Hillary!
Now I'm stuck with-"Highway to Hell".
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: mallfly at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Better than those insufferable pantsuits.
Posted by: Mrs. Weiner at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (zdw2Z)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (wSv9N) [/quote]
So do you think Virginia isn't the south too? Arkansas also shares a border with Mississippi/tennessee and one with Louisiana.
If anything we're closer to southwest than northern...But it kind of depends on where in the state you are. (Missouri border is different).
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (ZKzrr)
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Anybody here from Cinci????
Whats up with yall saying "Please???" when you mean "What?? Didnt hear you."
Only place Ive ever been that says that.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
I fear the same thing with President Obama. The guy is practically going out of his way to confirm every dumb 3 tooth bigot's expectations of him. Incompetent, partying, lazy, worthless. I've said it here before but if I was a black guy, I'd be so pissed at him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 03:58 PM (g1DWB)
--We have the Kennedys to thank for that. Still, the quirks are there. Tonic (their word for soda) was tawnic. And who but them pronounces Quincy Quinzee, and Peabody PEAbuhdy?
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (wSv9N)
YES. Almost no one gets it right (and don't even get started on the hideous Maine accents on movies/TV).
Just like other regions, there are variations - South shore vs. North Shore Boston accent, and then Rhode Island.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (syMdD)
Hunda munda dits shmirry vahoom, hahaha
Posted by: The Cajun at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (LA7Cm)
*Chelsea enters the kitchen*
Maw, you gonna fry up a mess o' them squirrels for supper tonight?
*Hillary! puts down the jam jar of bourbon she's drinking from*
Naw, chile. Ahm thinkin' ahl eat a little beaver tonight.
FIN
xxx
Thanks!
Posted by: The Writers at the Biography Channel at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (ve5uE)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (BoJzR)
Marblehead.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (syMdD)
I think that that's what did for "Air America." In essence, Air America was trying to speak simultaneously to a room full of Hispanic mothers, Jewish lesbians, blue collar white union members, fey hipster eco-nuts, black welfare mothers, and white 1%ers.
What could they possibly say to please one group that wouldn't enrage at least one other? They were stuck with anodyne vaporings that were of no interest to anyone.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (BoJzR)
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Spell theater "T H E A T R E" and I can tell if your gay or not.......
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (lIU4e)
"Yeah, I say, Yeah. That boyah's bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball."
"Whatiszat, boy? Sodie pop? Watchit fiyuzz!"
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (ZKzrr)
Authentic 70s Jive is like that for me. You can really understand only every 3rd word or so, but it sounds incredible. Those guys in Airplane? The writers gave them "jive" to speak and they said "what is this honky sh*t?" and just winged it with the real thing. If they slow down, you can kind of understand some of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (39g3+)
Just like other regions, there are variations - South shore vs. North Shore Boston accent, and then Rhode Island.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (syMdD)
The Maine/Rural New England accent is really very hard to do if you don't have an ear for it. I can't do it at all. Anyone can fake a NY accent (with varying degrees of success), but faking the accent of a Maine lobsterman is not for the faint of heart. Which is a shame, because I love it!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (4df7R)
I think it is a shortening of "Please, come again?" as in I didn't hear you.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (BoJzR)
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My wife warshes them.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (8XRCm)
Creek (crick).
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (nqiq9)
2. Bernie Sanders is a Socialist. He's not an American, he's a person with American Citizenship who plans and promotes treason and the murder of anyone who objects.
3. Even a traitor who hates the US can see Obama's fucking lies.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (FCuM7)
Only place Ive ever been that says that.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
Kraut influence. "Bitte?"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (oKE6c)
Whats up with yall saying "Please???" when you mean "What?? Didnt hear you."
Only place Ive ever been that says that.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
***********
They also call spaghetti with meat sauce "chili," and their airport is another state entirely. Also, the Bengals.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (g1DWB)
When I was an oil well cementer for Halliburton, I worked on an all Coonass rig in East Texas. I swear to God I couldn't understand a word those boys said, even after 3 days on the well.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: DangerGirl
Threadwinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (VPLuQ)
East of Eden
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:07 PM (S+el1)
Pronounce theater for me and I'll tell you if you are from the north or south.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (BoJzR)
Girlfriend from NY used to think my pronunciation of "insurance" was provincial.
Posted by: flounder, now with pregnant hands at May 27, 2015 04:07 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2015 04:07 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:07 PM (syMdD)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM (BoJzR)
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My wife warshes them.....
Posted by: fixerupper
Down at the ceement pond!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:07 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (syMdD)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (S+el1)
Cattle futures as well.
Posted by: Ron Johnson 1 term GOP senator from WI at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:02 PM (g1DWB)
--I agree. At the same time, Texas was in the CSA but I would not call El Paso a southern city in any sense of the word except that it straddles the southern border.
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (RQFyv)
MWR, my hubby watches those MA fishing shows just to hear the accents - reminds him of home.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:08 PM (syMdD)
Awwwwww
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/pvqjb59
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2015 04:03 PM (UBzPO)
Birds of a shitfeather
Posted by: Jim Lahey at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (wSv9N)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:04 PM
Well, there was George Peabody, for a start. No word on what he thought about Quincy.
And that's how we weed out you furriners up here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: duke at May 27, 2015 03:34 PM (ChY2Q)
Ehhh, homes! You vatos gonna vote for me?
Posted by: Hillarita Clinton at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (fM//N)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 03:47 PM (g1DWB)
And a cirrhoic liver.
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (+OHMN)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Joe Wentallcrazyfromthesteroidsandthelifting (circa 1980) at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (7ObY1)
I understand it is buried in a lead box under the cornerstone of the library in Little Rock. It's just under Vince Foster's diary and the hard disk from her e-mail server.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
"Strenth" is another. Strenth. Could you just tattoo "Ignorant" on your forehead?
Listen to people try to pronounce "Social Security" on television. Sosh Security. Even the most posh, well spoken newscaster who talks about the volcano in Neekoorawghhwa and rolls his "r"s says "sosh" what the hell? That second syllable is too complex for you?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (VPLuQ)
Or simply "a coke."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (LA7Cm)
water fountain or bubbler?
Posted by: Ron Johnson 1 term GOP senator from WI at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (QyBQv)
I lived in Maine for a couple years and we would head to the coast whenever possible. I actually had a downeast Maine farmer say to me one time when asking for directions "Well, if I was a goin' thea I wouldn't leave from hea." I know he was screwing with me but it was so good I let it go.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (TV9BR)
M O V I N G P I C T U R E S.
aka, T A L K I E S
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (IlQaj)
So much of the state is not "Southern."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (LA7Cm)
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Yup.... Ive been in diners where I asked for a Coke and they asked "What kind of Coke do you want."
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
Just ask me
Posted by: Web Hubble at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (QyBQv)
When I was an oil well cementer for Halliburton, I worked on an all Coonass rig in East Texas. I swear to God I couldn't understand a word those boys said, even after 3 days on the well.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (xWW96)
Come see, boo
Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (fM//N)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
He couldn't get that drunk, he had Jennifer Flowers spit in a turkey baster.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (BoJzR)
The answer is coke.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (lIU4e)
Lincoln's speeches were the perfect example of this. Wildly different positions at various venues.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 27, 2015 04:01 PM (U8W/7)
That explains it. Hillary remembers. Because she was there. #livinghistory
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (mb+j8)
She really is a repugnant human unit. Aside from her alleged vagina what exactly does she bring to the table other than a truckload of failure?
Experience with stroke recovery.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (39g3+)
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (GpgJl)
I can hear Mrs VIA grit her teeth every time she speaks like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM
Ah-yuh.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
I've got what flavor coke do you want.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (+OHMN)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
********************
Please.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and my daughter STILL looks like me.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Take off!
Posted by: Canada at May 27, 2015 04:12 PM (wSv9N)
How do you think I would look in a dashiki?
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Better than those insufferable pantsuits.
Posted by: Mrs. Weiner
......................................
and that blue muu-muu on the beach with the wind shrink wrapping it around your umbilicus
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (xWW96)
You are so fvcking not right....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (nqiq9)
Cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (IlQaj)
Actually, this concept was still valid as of 2008.
That's when Barack Obama, who desperately needed to put Hillary away in the South Carolina primary, played the black-church homophobia card.
Obama threw an official campaign rally in SC, to which busloads of black-church Democratic voters had been brought, and he put on stage, as an official speaker, one of those claimed "ex-gay" types. One who refers to homosexuality as "an illness" that can be "cured" through "reparative therapy" and prayer.
The black church surely do hate them some fags. (And not just in the Palmetto State. Here in Commiefornia, the black church vote for the ballot initiative to ban gay marriage was formidable.)
So the black churches got the message, voted hugely for Obama, Clinton was safely disposed of, and then the rally and any word of its existence was stuffed straight down the memory hole by the snooze media.
Urban homosexual Democratic voters outside of South Carolina had no idea about this "ex-gay" business being pushed by Obama at the time, and they continue to not have any idea to this day.
So, the lesson is that at least as recently as seven years ago, you could still get away with microtargeting and narrowcasting of controversial campaign messaging if you had the media in your corner.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
Objection! Presumes a fact not in evidence!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (oKE6c)
Cinci is a wierd town where most people are just passing through. Best thing they had going for them is the old "WKRP show.
Most of Ohio would love to put a fence around Cleveland and not let anyone out. Think Dennis Kucinich.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (9Xfu/)
I met a lady from Joisey. That Joisey style can actually be quite charming in person.
Doesn't come across on TV though.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:14 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell
I beg to differ
Posted by: Howdy Doody at May 27, 2015 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 27, 2015 04:14 PM (BoJzR)
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Bullshit
Posted by: Angela Lansbury and the Murder She Wrote cast at May 27, 2015 04:14 PM (QyBQv)
I tried to like that show, but they spent the entire show dropping "woe is me, Katrina" references about 5 times a segment and I just couldn't take it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 03:57 PM (39g3+)
The dude who plays the younger male agent LaSalle is from Alabama and talks that way in all his roles, I've heard.
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:15 PM (CoX6k)
I think I saw recently that that comes directly from scotch/irish immigrants/middle English...
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:15 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 27, 2015 04:15 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2015 04:15 PM (GpgJl)
not just in the Palmetto State. Here in Commiefornia, the black church
vote for the ballot initiative to ban gay marriage was formidable.)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 04:13 PM (noWW6)
They really do. That's why it was totally disingenuous of the sphincter spelunkers to tee off on Mormons re Prop. 8; black churches were equally opposed, but got a skip, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:15 PM (oKE6c)
Doesn't come across on TV though.
Sure it does. Sounds just like nails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (IlQaj)
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What's next NCIS
es Moines?Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (eeTCA)
Even your word choice sounds Southern, there, Vic.
Posted by: m at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (Dwehj)
Oh.... and the other thing I find "odd" about Cincinnati is you weirdos put ketchup with cinnamon in it over spaghetti noodles and call it "chili".
W. T. actual F.
Everbody bragged about Skyline chili.
It sucks donkey balls. Terrible stuff. Literally unconsumable.... and Ill eat just about anything.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Richard 'Backstabber' Burr (GOPe-NC) at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (n6Nt0)
reality, So she switches accents and messages all the time, to match the
audience in front of her.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2015 03:59 PM (jBuUi)
And she still has a 50/50 chance of being the next Prez
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Hank at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (mb+j
Still should be, too. Except he'd probably fcuk it up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders (C-VT) at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:17 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (n6Nt0)
Warning: Once you start you can't stop. I've got that nowheresville Mich-Ohio non-accent, and my on-air voice has been likened to a female HAL. Nature abhors a vacuum and it's so easy to slip into MST3K mode.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (jR7Wy)
Cinnamon in chili? Good God, that's horrendous
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Yo! at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (IlQaj)
Or a revving dentist drill stuck in your ear.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (JO9+V)
Ya-der eh. Like she don't focking know what had hit her, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: River Guide at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (RJMhd)
Cinnamon in chili? Good God, that's horrendous
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (QyBQv)
Think that's bad, my wife made it with pumpkin one time. God awful
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (S+el1)
https://youtu.be/ukCr6fG9pug
Except chili as we know it is really a Tex/Mex dish.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Or a revving dentist drill stuck in your ear.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (oKE6c
I envision NGU, drill and Yankee game on in the background
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:20 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:16 PM (IlQaj)
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I dunno, I've got a soft spot for the abrasive Jersey Guinea accent. It's like a last stand against homogenized good taste.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:20 PM (jR7Wy)
So much of the state is not "Southern."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Yeah, I have a strong TX accent, especially when reading someone the riot act, but East Tx is the southern part. My husband has an old college friend from near Lake Sam Rayburn who drunk dials him late at night. If he leaves a message on the landline phone I save it for months. They're hysterical, and almost indecipherable.
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (CoX6k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:18 PM (QyBQv)
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No.... cinnamon in ketchup **called** chili.
People in Cinci get **pissed** when I point out that that aint chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (S+el1)
Aww, one of my friends made some sort of pumpkin or squash chili with black beans this winter. It wasn't bad.
But she didn't put it over noodles.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (EHPqi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 27, 2015 04:09 PM (cIoI4)
I strongly suspect he's never been that drunk.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (0bXhD)
Air traffic controllers used to have to pass a difficult professional certification test, and a quasi-college course of study prior to that.
Now, applicants need only to be minorities. That appears to be all.
http://bit.ly/1QaFEeE
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (LISuA)
All because I pronounce words the proper way?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (VPLuQ)
I have a soft spot for a hot girl with an Italian accent.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (fM//N)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (JO9+V)
The next R that gets in front of Mitchell should ask her when she will stand up to The Haggard Queen's deflections and "correct" her with some facts.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (U6f54)
Of course, in order for this to work, a compliant, supine media is necessary. The Democrats have this. Republicans do not. Republicans couldn't do anything like this, because the compliant, supine media would suddenly turn into tenacious attack dogs and wave it in every GOP candidate's face every chance they could get.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (dw7lk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:19 PM (S+el1)
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That's nothing. I've made it with lots of pumpkins. Other vegetables too.
Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (fM//N)
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Would I, is the question.
And I'm afraid I can't allow that, Secundus.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (JO9+V)
You forgot Barry doing one of his speeches in full pastor cadence. F'ng fuck I hate when he does that.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (t06LC)
Not if you're making fun of white people, apparently.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 27, 2015 04:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:25 PM (Ae7K+)
No.... cinnamon in ketchup **called** chili.
People in Cinci get **pissed** when I point out that that aint chili.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Cinnamon should be confined to baked goods, sweet rolls, apple pie, etc.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:25 PM (QyBQv)
Blind Squirrel Clinton?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:25 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Roy at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:21 PM (CoX6k)
Dadgumwhatever-talkabout-what-accent-don't-make-no-never-mind.
Posted by: Baumgartner at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (RQFyv)
"The FAA's only requirements, to apply, are be a U.S. citizen, have a high school diploma, speak English and pass the FAA's new BQ, Biographical Questionnaire. What Douglas and thousands of other CTI graduates didn't know was that the FAA was planning these changes long before the agency made them public."
Hard to believe. Outrageous if true.
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (BkeAv)
And Jerry Seinfeld.
Never understood his popularity. Ever.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (nqiq9)
I have a soft spot for a hot girl with an Italian accent.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (S+el1)
Being from Texas I used to grade all northern accents from annoying to horrifying, but I've come to like even the most abrasive ones for the same reason you do.
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (CoX6k)
Gluhwein. It'll change your life.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: logprof at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (wSv9N)
That's a firing offense.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:25 PM (Ae7K+)
All that work, and a simple sammich would have made a better turd. Women are mysteries.
Posted by: flounder, now with pregnant hands at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ecDRv)
All because I pronounce words the proper way?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (VPLuQ
Baltimore may be a lot of things but I don't think it is the hub of pronunciation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:27 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe)
Air traffic controllers used to have to pass a difficult professional certification test, and a quasi-college course of study prior to that.
Now, applicants need only to be minorities. That appears to be all.
http://bit.ly/1QaFEeE
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2015 04:22 PM (LISuA)
No problem. Assign them to Air Force One.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 04:27 PM (oKE6c)
http://tinyurl.com/nd9dq46
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:27 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKzrr)
I liked mulled wine. But only in winter.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:27 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Crowley at May 27, 2015 04:28 PM (Ar92f)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Baumgartner at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (RQFyv)
Yes, that's exactly how he talks, but throw in a few Obamaramas and that's the message he leaves.
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:28 PM (CoX6k)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:26 PM (ZKzrr
Just about all alcoholic drinks can do that.
Cinnamon in a drink still beats the piss out of it in a ketchup based product.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:28 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 04:29 PM (CoX6k)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2015 04:30 PM (LISuA)
There was one metro conductor who had a delightful old-timey singsong with an "A-a-a-allll abo-o-o-o-ard!".
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:30 PM (jR7Wy)
"And Voinovich."
Don't get me started. In another life, I actually worked at the Ohio House in the mid 90's and when V. was departing to DC the House GOP were glad to see him go. Talk about a putz.
PS- I knew Jim Jordan when he was a state rep. Good man. He has been doing yeoman's work exposing the IRS targeting of conservatives.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:30 PM (9Xfu/)
It is unless you're an approved leftist. Then even rape and murder is perfectly acceptable. For the cause.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:30 PM (39g3+)
And Jerry Seinfeld.
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What's the deal?
Posted by: Jerry S. at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (VAsIq)
...why is hers so terrible?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:28 PM (AkOaV)
I know you're not southern. You just think a southern accent isn't hard. In actuality, the fake ones are almost uniformly terrible.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (jR7Wy)
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It catches up to one eventually tho.....
Posted by: Ted Kennedy impaled on the Barbed Cock of Satan in Hell at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
your quiz insulted me and said I was from Minnesota.
Not even close.
oh well.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:33 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 27, 2015 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:32 PM (lIU4e)
Well, fair enough I suppose.
Its just lazily drawling our words and dropping superfluous letters, no?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:33 PM (AkOaV)
****
perhaps one can do a decent impression of an accent. Try to do it for more than a sentence?
You will fail.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 04:33 PM (ymkGW)
Posted by: Lea
You forgot the "Bless your heart."
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:34 PM (VAsIq)
It is unless you're an approved leftist. Then even rape and murder is perfectly acceptable. For the cause.
***
the abortion spice and gay marriage herb must flow.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 04:34 PM (ymkGW)
Posted by: standfast24 at May 27, 2015 04:35 PM (wx/BY)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:35 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:34 PM (VAsIq)
I have it on good authority that that phrase is not meant to be kind, and has nothing to do with blessing or hearts.
(I dated a girl from rural Georgia for a while. Took me a little while to realize 'bless your heart' was her version of 'fuck you, asshole'. I thought she was just being sweet and southernly.)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Swamp People at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (NPgvx)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)
Another favorite of mine the sound of an auctioneer. Not the prissy fake ones that do estate sales..... but an honest to goodness, authentic, western Nebraska cattle barn state fair auctioneer.
A dying art form.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy impaled on the Barbed Cock of Satan in Hell at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
Guess what. Clintons involved in the FIFA scandal as well.
Posted by: standfast24 at May 27, 2015 04:35 PM (wx/BY)
It's almost as if someone in the Obama administration isn't ready for Hillary. If I thought she would indict Holder and numerous other Obama cronies, I'd vote for her.
Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy impaled on the Barbed Cock of Satan in Hell at May 27, 2015 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (bAQcX)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:30 PM (9Xfu/)
Yeah, I like Jordan a lot. He was my rep until the districts got changed and I got Tiberi (sigh). Not my favorite. The Jordan family has a helluva wrestling dynasty. I'm not even sure how many HS/NCAA champs they have in the family.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Educated people trying to be red necks are embarrassing to themselves and red necks.
In NC alone there are at least ten different accents. Texas, LA, GA, all the same.
Fake almost a Texas and then an AL accents are soooo fake.
The only people that do not know that? Fcuking Yankees.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (0FSuD)
Short of murder, there's nothing that will get the media to question the HildaBeast.
Posted by: MaddAddam at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (+9W16)
Posted by: mynewhandle
Oh, bless your heart. How long was "a while"?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (VAsIq)
RIP Little Timmy Wilson.
I still want to know "WTF is my jetpack?"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:34 PM (VAsIq)
I sho nuf did!
I have it on good authority that that phrase is not meant to be kind, and has nothing to do with blessing or hearts.
Actually I believe it varies. 'Bless his heart, he hasn't got a lick of sense' and 'bless his heart, he stayed after church and stacked every single chair' work equally well.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2015 04:23 PM (JO9+V)
The first comment the fire department would make after rescuing me would be "I didn't know blood could spatter right up the shaft like that!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at May 27, 2015 04:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:38 PM (9Xfu/)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (ymkGW)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (bAQcX)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (nCKKS)
Civil War is still over and you still lost.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (g1DWB)
Context is king.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:38 PM (9Xfu/)
My absolute favorite of those is 'is this too dressy for tailgating' as the girl is wearing sequins. Hee.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Womyn's Studies Professyr at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:39 PM (g1DWB)
War of Northern Aggression
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 04:41 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:41 PM (VAsIq)
Mine's tough to pinpoint. I grew up on the MD/WV border, but the NYT quiz nailed it.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:41 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (VAsIq)
Dated her for about a year.
Probably took me 3-4 months to figure out what she meant.
Probably why it didn't work out, either. I wasn't a good listener, apparently.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (QyBQv)
Dukes
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:40 PM (S+el1)
War Against Southern Treason.
There - that should destroy the thread in 5, 4, 3,...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: Achmed Powers international imam of mystery at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------------
Annnd, here we go.
*tips black powder into the Griswold & Gunnison *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 27, 2015 04:37 PM (0FSuD)
Well, we don't have accents so it all just sounds like silly mumbo jumbo to us.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (jR7Wy)
Put a pinch in your coffee while you're brewing it, then add a shot of tequila later.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:44 PM (nqiq9)
(I kid, I kid)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:44 PM (AkOaV)
Look boys, there stands Jackson like a stonewall!
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:44 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (Y4Gbv)
399 I put Mayonnaise on my chili.
*I* put mayonnaise on your chili.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:44 PM (nqiq9)
lol, thanks for that one.
Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: J.E.B. Stuart at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: J.E.B. Stuart at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (AkOaV)
HAHAHAHAHA. Sure.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (lIU4e)
worked on an all Coonass rig in East Texas. I swear to God I couldn't
understand a word those boys said, even after 3 days on the well.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 04:06 PM (xWW96)
Come see, boo
Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2015 04:11 PM (fM//N)
*********************
I worked as green-suiter in Francophone Africa with an ex-Army civilian contractor who was supposed to be our French linguist on the team. He was, of course, from deep bayou country. I don't speak a lick of French and I could tell that what was coming out of his mouth had nothing to do with the French language, and sounded suspiciously like just taking the English word and speaking it with a Cajun French-sounding accent. The thing is, when he spoke alleged English, it all sounded exactly the same. But somehow our African counterparts figured it out and did a damned good job.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (jR7Wy)
(I kid, I kid)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:44 PM (AkOaV)
Oh my god, it's freshman year all over again.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected
Our American Right To Gripe! at May 27, 2015 04:42 PM (hLRSq)
Longbows versus crossbows?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 27, 2015 04:46 PM (5f5bM)
With Glocks or bras?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Funny thing, I've been saying "y'all" for YEARS in SoCal. Not ironically, not sarcastically, it's just something I picked up somewhere. Yet now that I've moved to Texas, I find myself subconsciously avoiding the word when talking to folks here, because I don't want anyone thinking that I'm the asshole from California that mocks the way Texans talk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (ba0Bt)
Hillary is looking awfully tired, isn't she?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Salutes All Who Have Protected Our American Right To Gripe! at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (jR7Wy)
I will say that 90% of people in the North don't really have an identifiable accent.
Some do. In rural areas there are still a few people who have a strong Northern New England accent.
Rhode Island has some of the "Boston" accent.
Northern New Jersey and SOME parts of NY (like Long Island) still have the "New York" accent although it's really not that common.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (syMdD)
Put a pinch in your coffee while you're brewing it, then add a shot of tequila later.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (nCKKS
No way cinnamon goes in my coffee. It has to be like my life, black and bitter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 04:48 PM (O7Hke)
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (lIU4e)
I know, I know! "Its just half time", right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Yo! at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (q+zA9)
Must. Not. Comment.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (IlQaj)
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She's just awful in every way imaginable, and in several more you couldn't even think of.
Who leaked?
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at May 27, 2015 03:35 PM (8ZskC)
Could be any of them. Gross.
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Posted by: The Chicken at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (4KoRb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (VAsIq)
Since we're at war again in the thread, can we talk guns? I'm thinking
of getting a mini Glock and a bra holster. Feel free to weigh in on
either, whether you have "first hand" experience or not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (jR7Wy)
And the thread was thus saved.
Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (ecDRv)
Next up fake president.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (W5DcG)
Does the fish see water?
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (Y4Gbv)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (AkOaV)
At this time, I must remind the horde that I am still waiting for the ghey pride demonstration outside the mosque on Friday. And why won't the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence hold a "Hunky Muhammed" contest?
And if the revolution ever wins, and its the gheys against the Muslims in the war of the fellow travelers, my money is on the suicide bombers.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (IlQaj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Vishnu at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (O7Hke)
Posted by: John Heinz Kerry at May 27, 2015 04:50 PM (NPgvx)
this is a great way to shoot yourself somewhere you don't want to be shot
Posted by: Yo! at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (q+zA9)
Depends on the ah, caliber....
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (Ae7K+)
this is a great way to shoot yourself somewhere you don't want to be shot
Posted by: Yo! at May 27, 2015 04:49 PM (q+zA9)
Yeah, I'm not sure about that one. I would look it up but I'm still at work and I'm pretty sure all sites related to 'guns' are blocked.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (lIU4e)
Let me put it this way, you'd have no idea where I came from if you heard me talk.
All that would be apparent is that my people were not on the losing side of the war of southern secession.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (Y4Gbv)
It says I have a Northeast accent.
I feel the immediate need to eat some pigbrains and eggs then some collard greens and cornbread.
I already had biscuits and sausage gravy for breakfast.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (0HooB)
"Yeah, I like Jordan a lot. He was my rep until the districts got changed and I got Tiberi (sigh)."
Pat is still around? Damn. I couldn't comment about him, but I knew his political aid-- she was a blast to be around.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (9Xfu/)
That 'sadly' thing is a consequence of their attitude that we should be grateful that they are here to change things. Locusts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (ba0Bt)
**************
Go right ahead and use it. You have to communicate, after all. It gets confusing for us when foreigners use the plural "you."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (Ae7K+)
--
Cock holster isn't redundant!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (jR7Wy)
**opens bottle of pop**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (jR7Wy)
I think you mean, soda.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (ba0Bt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (AylSc)
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-woman-fatally-shot-self-while-adjusting-bra-holster/
Posted by: flounder at May 27, 2015 04:52 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
I believe it's "colored" greens, BB.
Posted by: Michael Scott, Dunder Miflin Regional Manager at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker - Giant Plush Porcupine at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2015 04:47 PM (QyBQv)
Lol that you Mayor De Blasio?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (0HooB)
Damn it, now I want a country fried steak
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (Nj2wY)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (nCKKS)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (nqiq9)
**opens bottle of pop**
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:43 PM (jR7Wy)
I think you mean, soda.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Tonic.
Not the quinine drink for gin, all sodas were tonic in Boston in the 60s.
Eris, Pittsburgh or Buffalo?
Cur, some normal place?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: mynewhandle
Aaaaand there it is - the 'no ketchup on hotdogs' contigent!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (1d2wm)
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I, apparently, have only mixed with the 10%
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (QyBQv)
The question is if the Chicken gets the barrel is it a punishment or a vacation?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (wrS2o)
Posted by: Wm. T. Sherman at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (NPgvx)
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Feh at May 27, 2015 04:51 PM (Y4Gbv)
Blasphemer!
*gets stake, firewood and torches*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Lizzy
Wait--hotdogs are meat?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (jR7Wy)
I will say that 90% of people in the North don't really have an identifiable accent.
What's the opposite of the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect? Where someone says something so wrong you can never believe they're right about anything else?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (ZKzrr)
Chicken fried steak.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
That too
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (QyBQv)
Yeah, funny that.
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (lIU4e)
Good question. But the goat sure isn't going to be happy about this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (LA7Cm)
"Your not hanging another deer in my house!"
"Does this pistol come in pink?"
-- I was rolling.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (9Xfu/)
But could you tell the difference between... Illinois, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Wyoming, California?
I mean just from a short conversation?
You can tell "the persons from somewhere North of me..." but the "where" part is difficult when you're talking to people briefly.
Talk long enough and I can usually guess, but I've been wrong a lot of times too.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)
Chicken fried steak.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Chicken fried Chicken!
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:56 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (XUKZU)
I will say that 90% of people in the North don't really have an identifiable accent.
What's the opposite of the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect? Where someone says something so wrong you can never believe they're right about anything else?
I believe the original poster was saying "people in the Northeast speak correctly".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lizzy
Wait--hotdogs are meat?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 04:55 PM (VAsIq)
For certain values of "meat."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (O7Hke)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (AkOaV)
Since we're at war again in the thread, can we talk guns? I'm thinking
of getting a mini Glock and a bra holster. Feel free to weigh in on
either, whether you have "first hand" experience or not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 04:45 PM (jR7Wy)
For bra latches I recommend scissors. Fuckers always lock up on me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (ba0Bt)
Yet when I meet Yankees, they always tell me "You don't sound like you're from Texas".
??????????????
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 04:57 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 27, 2015 04:58 PM (XUKZU)
The Chicken is in the barrel?
Where can I find this barrel? is it private? do sounds get out of this barrel
Posted by: Achmed Mustaffa Mohamed at May 27, 2015 04:59 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 27, 2015 04:58 PM (XUKZU)
You're all stoned shitless, so how do you know what anybody actually sounds like?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2015 04:59 PM (mx5oN)
And I so wanted her. She was fresh out of kollidge that year. I dated her little sister for a while. Close as I ever got...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 04:59 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 04:59 PM (MMeLW)
I had a lady at a conference tell me 'if you're from Arkansas, why don't you sound like Bill Clinton?'
???
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 04:59 PM (lIU4e)
Colorado "accent" is also an acceptable accent.
It's just the southerners with their made up words who have accents.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (AkOaV)
New Hampshire, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Wyoming, California?
Shit son, I can tell the difference between Indiana and Iowa. Just because you're incapable of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (wtvvX)
Nah All Hail Eris means a soft drink.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 04:53 PM (AylSc)
Oh, a coke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (ba0Bt)
http://thewellarmedwoman.com/flashbang-holster
This just feels like something I should have for Colander Face Mask World.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (Ae7K+)
Posted by: begerbilder at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (+jijM)
??????????????
Posted by: Tex Lovera
The Yankees are mostly from the Dominican Republic 'n' shit, right? I don't really follow baseball.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (QyBQv)
You all sound the same to me.
Posted by: eleven at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (Ae7K+)
That's because we're all typing on IBM-pattern keyboards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (ba0Bt)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (MMeLW)
Dear God, that's as bad as putting beans in your chili...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 05:00 PM (wtvvX)
Or calling Bull Run....Manassas
Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (IlQaj)
Well, I'm just saying I've lived all over the northeast and other than a few random people who clearly had some kind of regional dialect, I could not identify which northern state someone is from based on their accent.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 05:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac
But it's a Rocky Mountain high.
Posted by: John Denver at May 27, 2015 05:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 27, 2015 05:01 PM (VAsIq)
Except for the ones from Japan Korea...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 05:02 PM (wtvvX)
You laugh, but that's actually on the menu at the club down here. Everybody raves about it.
I haven't tried it yet, but if it's half as good as the macaroni and cheese (white cheddar sauce with big ole pasta), it'll be great.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 05:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: eleven
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Well, it's true that I am from the South, but if you speak slowly, and repeat the big words, I can probably figure out what you are saying.
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 27, 2015 05:03 PM (QyBQv)
I'm not laughing. It's the special on Thursdays at the joint by my work.
I thought other people might get a kick out of it though!
Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 05:03 PM (lIU4e)
My understanding is that part of what got the legendary Mel Blanc hired was that when he auditioned, he was asked to do a Southern accent.
Mel proceeded to do ten different absolutely perfect regional voices.
The boss doing the hiring was a bona fide Southerner and recognized the presence of genius when he heard it.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 05:04 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 05:04 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: MTF
Eeez next: Missile Gear.
Eeez next: Disk Clear
Posted by: Comrade Hillary in Wendy's Commrcl at May 27, 2015 05:04 PM (uctT+)
Couldn't convince anyone i was from New York when I moved out west.
Everyone in my family sounds like theybarenfrom Brooklyn.
Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 05:05 PM (O7Hke)
The VP was with me and we had a little time between appointments so I pulled into a Princes drive in. The carhop came out and I ordered a chicken fried steak sandwich for each of us and he said to make his medium rare.
The look on her face was priceless as she said you're not from here are you
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 27, 2015 05:06 PM (R8hU8)
"Later at the Marysville Honda plant I said it was good to be in front of a UAW crowd. Honda is non-union."
Yeah, but the best flop was going to Michigan and telling them "you just love Buckeye football" -- classic. Stay classy John. Keep rolling the way you do.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 27, 2015 05:07 PM (9Xfu/)
Posted by: Colonel Sanders at May 27, 2015 05:14 PM (9Xfu/)
Cur, some normal place?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
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The Mitten Kingdom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 27, 2015 05:14 PM (jR7Wy)
I've lived in Texas all my life, including rural areas, and I can't understand 90% of people in movies or television speaking with what they think is a Texas accent.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 27, 2015 05:43 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: old gal at May 27, 2015 07:14 PM (CgOBQ)
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