OMG So Adorbz

So this is pretty adorable.

Baby bears -- that's adorable right there -- are play-boxing with each other, but they're kinda clumsy and ineffectual because they're babies.

This is so cute it turned me full-on gloryhole gay.

Cute video of bear cubs wrestling at #Yosemite National Park by Jeff Molyneaux #nature #California https://t.co/lYDlQZWHKM
— US Dept of Interior (@Interior) May 26, 2015

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 OK, what sarcastic trick does Ace have up his sleeve this time? I ask.

But no -- it really is bears!!!

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2015 12:09 PM (jBuUi)

2 Different.

Posted by: HH at May 27, 2015 12:09 PM (Ce4DF)

3 Give them a couple years and you won't want to be anywhere near that.

Posted by: brak at May 27, 2015 12:09 PM (Tj+s6)

4 Those bears are gay!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 12:10 PM (wtvvX)

5 Typical of my "retro" semi-antique computer -- the Vine "video" is just a still photo for me. Ah well. Cute-ish anyway.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2015 12:10 PM (jBuUi)

6 If I had been there, I would run over and break up that rough fight between my little buddies. Then I would feed them.

Posted by: Timothy "Bearshit" Treadwell at May 27, 2015 12:10 PM (xWW96)

7 That one baby bear looks like a werewolf.

Posted by: Lea at May 27, 2015 12:11 PM (lIU4e)

8 zombie, sometimes I've had to click on the vine to get it to play. YMMV.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 12:11 PM (wtvvX)

9 And then the ranger drove around the bend to see what all the fuss was about...

Posted by: CJ at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (9KqcB)

10 My Little Ursa

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (wtvvX)

11
Where's Mom?

Baby animals make me nervous.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (iQIUe)

12 Yeah. That's the way it always starts..., "Oooo..., ahhhh"..., then comes the running, and the screaming.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (QyBQv)

13 full-on gloryhole gay.

-----

"the best part of waking up----"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (A98Xu)

14 I thought it would be the Wonder Boys, but this is just as good.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (19RKp)

15 This is so cute it made me full-on gloryhole gay.

----

What's nice about you, ace, is that you aren't afraid to reel people in with extreme cuteness, only to shatter them with brain-curdling yuckiness. You go from "Awww" to "ahhhh! nooo!" in like seven characters. That's impressive .

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 27, 2015 12:13 PM (gxSzO)

16 My greatest fear is walking through the woods and coming face to face with a couple of cute little bear cubs.

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 12:13 PM (xWW96)

17 see, wingnutz!
You don't want to pay taxes, when the US govt gives you bears to watch. For Free...well, except for the taxes part. But still. stop using the roads if you hate taxes so much.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:13 PM (ymkGW)

18
"This is so cute it turned me full-on gloryhole gay."

Hi sailor! Free tonight?

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM (OD2ni)

19 Now if we pan to the left you will see Jim approaching the mother bear. Lets watch and see what happens next.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM (aVYsC)

20 Thank God we have a government agency that can post videos like this.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM (PFy0L)

21 That reminds me about the Immersive Creatures mod for Skyrim, that among other things adds offspring to animal spawns. I always feel guilty about killing the cute little tykes.

Well, at least until I grab all the loot.

Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM (ZbV+0)

22 I can't bear to watch it.

Posted by: Boo Boo at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM (BKaug)

23 Another feel-good animal story:

Via

@ChrisCoon4
Police officer dragged into woods to be killed by 3 men saved by K-9
http://dailym.ai/1PLK2pB

Posted by: Y-not at May 27, 2015 12:15 PM (RWGcK)

24 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:15 PM (IlQaj)

25 My greatest fear is walking through the woods and coming face to face with a couple of cute little bear cubs.
Posted by: maddogg
---------------

Yeah, I've mentioned a couple of times having momma come crashing out of the brush.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:15 PM (QyBQv)

26 Did they edit the part where they get runned over by a semi?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 12:15 PM (0HooB)

27
What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1/1/1!?!?1?!1/??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (HSmrB)

28 Sorry, anyone who's ever been face to face with one knows that bears just aren't cute, no matter how many Teddy Bears are sold.

Now if they were baby elephants...

Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (7ObY1)

29 Now if we pan to the left you will see Jim approaching the mother bear. Lets watch and see what happens next.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins
------------------

Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (QyBQv)

30 Yeah. That's the way it always starts..., "Oooo..., ahhhh"..., then comes the running, and the screaming.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (QyBQv)

Aren't you dead?

Posted by: Adm. James T. Kirk at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (ZbV+0)

31 Bears, beets and Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute ? at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (ZtFr+)

32 But do they shit in the woods?

Posted by: Boo Boo at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (BKaug)

33 Yosemite? Sorry, no looking at the nature.

Posted by: The JEF at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (7ObY1)

34 Sure, they're cute NOW.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (8ZskC)

35 I can't bear to watch it.
Posted by: Boo Boo

**Gives grizzled look**

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (IlQaj)

36 Thank God we have a government agency that can post videos like this.

Your government atwerk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (0HooB)

37 Good thing we don't have a government shutdown or those bears couldn't do that. The Dept of Interior would put some cones up and send the bears home.

Posted by: brak at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (Tj+s6)

38 GO FOR THE ARMBAR! GO FOR THE ARMBAR!

Posted by: Hans Gruber at May 27, 2015 12:17 PM (OiH3z)

39 When in Bear Country, tis best to always travel with a companion you can outrun.

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (xWW96)

40 Holy carp! Off, terrorist sock!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (OiH3z)

41 #35 Just bear with me here, okay? There's more to come.

Posted by: Boo Boo at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (BKaug)

42 Well, I'm sure Reggie Love won't mind making a stop at Ace's place this morning. Obama probably isn't up yet anyway......

Posted by: pookysgirl can almost walk at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (zTnOj)

43 Police officer dragged into woods to be killed by 3 men saved by K-9

A hungry K-9 is a happy K-9.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (IlQaj)

44 Oh, Bears.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (AkOaV)

45 >>>This is so cute it turned me full-on gloryhole gay.<<<

Ahem........410-555-1212. Ask for Barry........

Posted by: Barry 0Bola at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (sCHw2)

46 I wonder if I could pay $100 to watch them not fight?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (TJCSB)

47 Dpt of the Interior Memo:

In the event of a government shutdown, remove all cute bear videos.

Posted by: Lauren at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (MYCIw)

48 Nice to know that when the Department of the Interior isn't keeping veterans out of the WWII memorial it's using its expensive manpower to make cute bear vids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (8ZskC)

49 Bears, beets and Battlestar Galactica.

You rang?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 27, 2015 12:19 PM (DT3rQ)

50 This is so cute it turned me full-on gloryhole gay.

Come to Poppa Bear, little cub!

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (zF6Iw)

51 "Grizzly', the movie. FF to 1:27:00
http://tinyurl.com/q32de8s

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (QyBQv)

52 The baby deer outside our office door this morning made me, well, not full-on gloryhole ghey, but maybe a little ghey.

We called Animal Control and they came and assured us the baby deer wouldn't try to leave on its own, that it would wait for its mother to return. He said this very arrogantly and all "I'm so smart and you're so dumb."

15 minutes after the Animal Control guy left, the baby deer wobbled out into the bust street (it couldn't even walk right yet.)

The story probably had a tragic ending. Way to go, Animal Control Guy! You da man.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (7ObY1)

53 When in Bear Country, tis best to always travel with a companion you can outrun.

Always carry a .22lr pistol.

That way you can knee-cap your companion for a sure getaway.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (IlQaj)

54 SWEEP THE PAW!

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (vgIRn)

55 No. This video won't work. Keep looking.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (8ZskC)

56 Bear videos are the new cat videos.

Posted by: Boo Boo at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (BKaug)

57 Go for the guillotine choke!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (2Ojst)

58 BUSY street, not bust street.

dyslexia scuks.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (7ObY1)

59 Thank God we have a government agency that can post videos like this.

Your government atwerk.
****
That will be half your salary please....

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (ymkGW)

60 Naked wrestling bears? Well, this I gotta... oh... never mind.

Posted by: Andrew Milky Glutes Sullivan at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (O7MnT)

61 39 When in Bear Country, tis best to always travel with a companion you can outrun.
Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 12:18 PM (xWW96)

=========

If you cant, just "Otis" your companion.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (iQIUe)

62 Even at a young age, animals exhibit the desire and tendency for violence..

And much of nature would really like to either kill, eat or kill and eat humans.

Nature hates us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (VPLuQ)

63 So disgusting! Family pictures without the female in a Bearka.......

Posted by: Mohammed the Teddy-Bear at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (sCHw2)

64 I believe that Busty Street is a pr0n actress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (8ZskC)

65 That way you can knee-cap your companion for a sure getaway.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (IlQaj)

I carry pepper spray. When threatened, I spray my companion. Bears like spicy, yet lively food.

Posted by: maddogg at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (xWW96)

66 I'm not sure I'd be focusing on recording bear cubs puppy-fighting. I think I'd be focusing more on keeping a weather eye out for a pissed off Mama Bear coming up behind me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (oKE6c)

67 "I can't bear to watch it.
Posted by: Boo Boo

**Gives grizzled look**"

That's just panda-ing to the crowd.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (LA7Cm)

68 30 Yeah. That's the way it always starts..., "Oooo..., ahhhh"..., then comes the running, and the screaming.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 27, 2015 12:12 PM (QyBQv)

Aren't you dead?
Posted by: Adm. James T. Kirk at May 27, 2015 12:16 PM (ZbV+0)

I was only *mostly* dead.

And I had some really good doctors.

Posted by: Ian Malcom at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (uyZd8)

69 The story probably had a tragic ending. Way to go, Animal Control Guy! You da man.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 27, 2015 12:20 PM (7ObY1)

While your compassion is admirable, I despise the long-legged rats.

They spread disease, destroy gardens, cause car accidents, lure in mountain lions....

I do not like deer.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (vgIRn)

70 Soon to be run over by a self driving car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 12:22 PM (W5DcG)

71 I believe that Busty Street is a pr0n actress

"A road well traveled."

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (IlQaj)

72 Atkisson item in sidebar - behold how things, in fact, are exactly as dire and unbelievable as these comment sections often suggest. An "opposition" party that owes almost all of its current juice to backlash against a disastrous, unneeded, unpopular policy that is still unpopular and starting to fall apart - is "afraid" to NOT "fix" it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (QDnY+)

73 I wonder if that video was shot while other park rangers were denying veterans access to memorials.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (0bXhD)

74 My favorite video of all time is the youtube video where a lion opens a car door to get at the tasty missionaries inside the car.

Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (cgxk8)

75 full-on gloryhole gay?

You sure you weren't that before you saw this?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (V70Uh)

76 Yeah, but what about the polar bears stranded on disappearing ice caps? You find that cute? Huh?

Posted by: Mary Granola Birkenstock at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (BKaug)

77 I carry pepper spray. When threatened, I spray my companion. Bears like spicy, yet lively food.
Posted by: maddogg

**Golf clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:24 PM (IlQaj)

78 Do those bears know that that road they are playing on ,whilst being happy, was built by the government? Do they know it's so they could have fun and not fear bands of mauradering theives robbing their factories?? They didn't build that!!

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at May 27, 2015 12:24 PM (UnJ7w)

79 I do not like deer.

They're quite tasty, tho'. And low in cholesterol.

So good and so good for you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 27, 2015 12:24 PM (0HooB)

80 When I walk behind Hillary I think that there are two bears wrestling under her pantsuit.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at May 27, 2015 12:24 PM (NPgvx)

81 Remember Night of the Grizzlies? The NPS really effed up and caused a couple of people their lives.

Then there was the time they were releasing a caged bear on the back of a pickup back into the wild. The bear tipped over the cage taking the ranger with him. With a lot of effort the ranger did manage to grab his firearm and get in some lucky shots.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe)

82 Carly Fiorina was just being interviewed by Andrea Mitchell on MSNBC.

She did a great job. Far better than I've seen from any of the other candidates. Held her ground, didn't accept liberal premises, straightened Mitchell out on history a few times.

Why the fuck can't everyone on our side handle the press the same way?

And she didn't waste any time running down any other republican. Totally focused on Hillary and why the press hasn't asked her any hard questions.

Posted by: jwest at May 27, 2015 12:25 PM (9ZZd+)

83 "Yeah, but what about the polar bears stranded on disappearing ice caps? "

A drop in Polar Bear population causes GlowBull Worming.

Everyone knows this.

Bint.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 12:25 PM (VPLuQ)

84 OT but wonderfully delicious:

Elizabeth Warren flipped foreclosed homes. I guess those eeeeevil bankers weren't so evil afterall, eh?

Posted by: Lauren at May 27, 2015 12:25 PM (MYCIw)

85 You think that's cute? You should be baby Orcs "play."

Posted by: Saruman at May 27, 2015 12:25 PM (V70Uh)

86 That is not cute.

Those are obviously horrible young male bears practicing their rape technique!!!!

Posted by: All Fymynysts Everywhere at May 27, 2015 12:26 PM (0cMkb)

87
Besides the book, there is a documentary on the internet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Grizzlies

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 27, 2015 12:26 PM (iQIUe)

88 He stopped recording right before a semi barreled down the road and gut squirted both of them.

Posted by: Street Whore at May 27, 2015 12:26 PM (LPHFE)

89 O/T: the party of death gains another victory. Appeals court strikes down Arkansas' 12-week abortion ban:

http://goo.gl/n0hVpk

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 27, 2015 12:27 PM (zF6Iw)

90 The federal government takes care of those bears. You could experience the same joyful play, if only you would let the government do for you what we do for those cute cubs.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Yes, TFG at May 27, 2015 12:27 PM (LISuA)

91 19 Now if we pan to the left you will see Jim approaching the mother bear. Lets watch and see what happens next.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins
________________

Enthusiastic studio audience applause.

Posted by: Furious George at May 27, 2015 12:27 PM (UlJ3l)

92 I never thought you'd be into bears, Ace.

Twinks, maybe.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 27, 2015 12:27 PM (oVJmc)

93 Thank God we have a government agency that can post videos like this.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 27, 2015 12:14 PM
________

A funny and little-known fact about the U.S Department of the Interior:

Most of the time, it's part of the Executive Branch - but when there's a government shutdown that precludes full funding for the department, it shifts to the realm of the House of Representatives who becomes responsible for the behavior of all its employees.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 27, 2015 12:28 PM (ldFt4)

94 90 The federal government takes care of those bears. You could experience the same joyful play, if only you would let the government do for you what we do for those cute cubs.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Yes, TFG at May 27, 2015 12:27 PM (LISuA)

Yeah, you take great care of us. Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: American Indians on Reservations at May 27, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)

95 I believe that Busty Street is a pr0n actress

"A road well traveled."

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (IlQaj)

"Slippery When Wet."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2015 12:29 PM (zF6Iw)

96 sorry guys, I checked the left cub's twitter feed and he does not support gay marriage. He will be executed shortly.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:30 PM (ymkGW)

97

Yeah, I've mentioned a couple of times having momma come crashing out of the brush.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:15 PM (QyBQv)

Did it look something like this?

http://tinyurl.com/3gzo28r

Posted by: Senator Meerkatski at May 27, 2015 12:30 PM (ba0Bt)

98 >>Why the fuck can't everyone on our side handle the press the same way?

Cognitive dissonance. Most Republicans are philosophically aligned with the Democrats/Media, but they play conservative to fool their voters (rubes). They don't challenge the liberal media narrative because they secretly believe in it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 27, 2015 12:31 PM (O7MnT)

99 Also, a bit rich that POTUS and VP are criticizing Russia "oppression against political opponents" when regime here has used police state tactics and IRS among other things against conservatives.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:31 PM (ymkGW)

100 Looks a bit like a baseball "fight."

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at May 27, 2015 12:32 PM (TJFRD)

101 we have nothing to fear from Stephanpopolislislsi being an unbiased moderator, my friends.

xxxooo

Rick Santorum.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:32 PM (ymkGW)

102 I believe that Busty Street is a pr0n actress

"A road well traveled."

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:23 PM (IlQaj)

"Slippery When Wet."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

"40 Miles of Bad Road"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:33 PM (IlQaj)

103 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 27, 2015 12:31 PM (O7MnT)

Exactly.

The vast majority of the R party (and everyone else in DC) are of DC. They have the same philosophies (all the smart people do, don't you know? It's only the uneducated rednecks in fly over country who bitterly cling to their guns and religion and antipathy toward those who are different than them.), the same friends, run in the same social circles, date the same people, etc.

They believe in the old saw that they should be disagreeing with each other on the senate floor (to appease the unwashed masses) then going out to dinner and drinks afterwards and making waitress sandwiches like Dodd and Kennedy.

It's all a game.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 12:33 PM (AkOaV)

104 Yeah, you take great care of us. Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: American Indians on Reservations at May 27, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
=========================

You are a victim of American imperialism. Support progressives, and join our battle to free you from oppression!

And, don't harsh my mellow. I'm in my mid-day weed period.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Yes, TFG at May 27, 2015 12:33 PM (LISuA)

105 01 we have nothing to fear from Stephanpopolislislsi being an unbiased moderator, my friends.

xxxooo

Rick Santorum.

***********

Damn, I was too busy voting for Obama's extreme immigration agenda like TPP to orally pleasure Stepphynaopolis first.

signed, xxoo

Marco Rubio

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 27, 2015 12:33 PM (ymkGW)

106 Sweep the leg! And use a chair next time.

Geez, Ace, we did not need to know your reaction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2015 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

107
Looks a bit like a baseball "fight."

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at May 27, 2015 12:32 PM (TJFRD)

I'm your huckleberry....

Posted by: Nolan Ryan at May 27, 2015 12:34 PM (ba0Bt)

108 Rick - or a hockey "fight"

(cue the astonishing fairy tales of how the pro wrestling interludes allowed only in pro hockey somehow are required to protect star players and create a cleaner game)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2015 12:35 PM (QDnY+)

109 The R party is embarrassed by us.

They think we're stupid, uneducated, backwards cousin kissin' gun totin, camo wearing, pick 'em up truck drivin, banjo strummin', toothless hicks.

But they need our votes every 2 or 6 years, so... they put up with us and pretend to appease us.

While secretly I'm sure they sit around with their "friends across the aisle" and bitch about us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 27, 2015 12:35 PM (AkOaV)

110 The male cub is trying to rape the female cub. She's going to need a mattress when this is over.

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at May 27, 2015 12:36 PM (LISuA)

111 Damn furriners.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 27, 2015 12:36 PM (bo7G7)

112 Let's see how close we can get with this Bowie knife...

Posted by: Theodore Roosevelt at May 27, 2015 12:37 PM (LISuA)

113

Hey rubes! Leave Staphylococcus alone already, he's a great journolister....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2015 12:37 PM (HSmrB)

114 They start out cute Cubs, but they always lose. When they grow up, they throw so many interceptions all of the people in Chicagoland hate them.

Posted by: johnny yuma at May 27, 2015 12:38 PM (ahBY0)

115 Appear to be playing like Chicago Cubs, not Yosemite Cubs.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2015 12:39 PM (OpDDu)

116

*hic*..

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 27, 2015 12:40 PM (HSmrB)

117 Nature hates us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2015 12:21 PM (VPLuQ)

Don't tell AtC

Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 12:40 PM (S+el1)

118 Just thinking, good thing Texas doesn't have a rain tax like Maryland.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 27, 2015 12:43 PM (S+el1)

119 Just thinking, good thing Texas doesn't have a rain tax like Maryland.

Austin would be sacked and burned.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:44 PM (IlQaj)

120 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2015 12:45 PM (IlQaj)

121 Practicing their mauling techniques to be employed on hikers in a year or two

Posted by: Mark in Portland at May 27, 2015 12:59 PM (DpRZj)

122 Must be gummint bears - kinda mangy looking.

Posted by: Weasel at May 27, 2015 01:03 PM (6xtq3)

123 Yes, very cute. They are practicing how to rip you apart and eat you though, remember?

Posted by: PJ at May 27, 2015 01:03 PM (cHuNI)

124 Did someone say gloryhole?

Posted by: Jerrah Jones at May 27, 2015 01:17 PM (5C6uz)

125 Yes yes, first the oohing and the aahing, then the running and the screaming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 27, 2015 01:20 PM (rwI+c)

126 It's not gay if your bears don't touch.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 27, 2015 01:37 PM (5fSr7)

127
95
I believe that Busty Street is a pr0n actress

"Slow Children At Play"

Posted by: A Certain Nevada Democrat at May 27, 2015 01:57 PM (4uDUj)

128 Isn't "full-on gloryhole gay" an oxymoron?

Posted by: Anon Str8 Guy at May 27, 2015 02:02 PM (YFZM2)

129 sorry i still like the nervous goat.

Posted by: emily post at May 27, 2015 02:29 PM (CrYC8)

130 so cute, but what a punchline!

Posted by: emily post at May 27, 2015 02:30 PM (CrYC8)

131 really, a classic joke: intriguing set-up, goofy turn, surprise punchline.

tone perfect, for me anyways.

Posted by: emily post at May 27, 2015 02:36 PM (CrYC8)

132 Full-on gloryhole gay will be the normal and socially-acceptable way to live your life in 2040.

Live it. Love it. Don't get any splinters in your junk.

Posted by: Jaws at May 27, 2015 02:42 PM (Jktp1)

133 Gotta say, the little guy was holding his own.

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