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Overnight Open Thread (5-26-2015)
Quote of the Day I - A Fella Could Have a Pretty Good Weekend in Vegas With All This Stuff Edition
An upcoming workshop scheduled to take place at the University of Wisconsin-Madison aims to teach campus radicals and socialists how to manipulate campus resources to advance their agenda. One of the group's overall goals, according to their website, is to "reveal and challenge the North American university as a site working at the junction of settler-colonialism, neoliberal capitalism, hetero-patriarchy, white supremacy and other systems of domination and exploitation." The event includes sessions investigating what it means to be a thief, how to construct political narratives, and how to destabilise hegemonic spatial representations.
Being expected to pay your bills as agreed - say, those misspent student loans - is, we learn, a "means of oppression." Because destabilising hegemonic spatial representations is something that someone else should be forced to pay for.
-- David Thompson
"The line between free speech and X" is often the rhetorical equivalent to "the line between vegetables and rutabagas": the author doesn't have a coherent argument that rutabagas aren't vegetables, but doesn't like rutabagas and thinks you shouldn't either.
-- Popehat
Robert Tracinski: Why is the Angry Left So Angry?
In short: immanentizing the eschaton.
For the secular leftist, the end state is social and necessarily political. It is all about getting everybody else on board and herding them into his imagined utopia. There are so many "problematic" aspects of life that need to be reengineered, so many vast social systems that need to be overthrown and replaced. But the rest of us are all screwing it up, all the time, through our greed, our denial, our apathy, our refusal to listen to him banging on about his tired socialist ideology.For the Christian, the ideal end state is safely in the next world and therefore is never in doubt. For the individualist, it's in his own life, and it's mostly under his direct control. For the leftist, however, it is all outside his control. It requires other people, a lot of other people, and those SOBs usually refuse to cooperate. Talk about rage-inducing.
If the whole focus of your life is on getting everybody else to agree with you on every detail of your politics and adopt your plans for a perfect society, then you're setting yourself up to be at war with most of the human race most of the time.
Which means an awful lot for the Angry Left to get angry about.
He Who Controls the Past, Controls the Future as Well as Current Policy
Hillary Pulls the Old Jimmy Carter 'Stunt Luggage' Ruse
Honoring the Amazing Life of Corporal Tibor 'Ted' Rubin
Almost certainly he's the only human being ever to survive both a Nazi concentration camp and a North Korean POW camp and to eventually be awarded the Medal of Honor. There's an amazing movie in his life story - if only Hollywood was willing to make it.
He was born in Hungary in 1929, and at age 15 was sent to Mauthausen concentration camp in Austria. His first day there an SS captain told the assembled, "None of you will get out of here alive." Ted turned to the man next to him and said, "Nice fellow." Ted survived the next 14 brutal months of captivity, but most of his family perished. His father died in Buchenwald. His ten-year-old sister Elonja was sent to the gas chambers at Auschwitz, and his mother Rosa, who was slated for forced labor, chose instead to face death with her daughter. Mauthausen was liberated by the U.S. 11th Armored Division on May 5, 1945. With nothing left for him in Hungary Ted emigrated to the United States. He promised himself that he would show his appreciation to the country that gave him his freedom, and saved his life.Ted joined the Army in February 1950, and five months later landed in Korea with the 3rd battalion, 8th Cavalry Regiment, one of the first American units sent to help repel North Korean invasion forces. Ted was soon involved in the fighting withdrawal to the Pusan perimeter. In one engagement near Chirye, Ted's company was redeploying from one hill to another, and he volunteered to stay behind to keep the enemy guessing until the movement was completed. As Corporal Leonard Hamm relates, "the North Koreans, thinking the hill was still occupied by a whole company, made an all out offensive with all their available troops. PFC Tibor Rubin had stocked each foxhole with grenades, and during the attack the following morning made his way running from foxhole to foxhole, lobbing, one after the other, grenades down upon the enemy, he became almost hysterical in his actions but he held the hill."
For this and other actions, Ted's immediate superiors recommended him for the Medal of Honor. However, before the paperwork could be processed these officers were killed, and a sergeant who might have sent the papers up refused to do so because Ted was Jewish. "Not on my watch," he said. After the Inchon invasion, the 8th Cavalry Regiment moved north towards the Chinese border, and was at the forward edge of the U.N. offensive when the Chinese Red Army entered the conflict. Ted's battalion was destroyed at the Battle of Unsan in early November 1950, while fighting a delaying action against Chinese forces swarming south from the Yalu. Hundreds of Americans were captured, among them Ted, who had manned a machine gun to hold off the enemy as the rest of the unit attempted to withdraw.
And then his life got really interesting.
The Horrible, Bad, Bad Racism of Serving Mexican Food at a Sci-Fi Event
You can see why this is problematic right? No? Then try relaxing your mind, working outside the logic box, and coming up with the most racist thoughts that those other bad people must have in their heads. Ok see it now?
Yes, it's ludicrous and pernicious, and not at all accidental. Dr Golz and her peers are in effect saying to students, "You should want to be the guy who bitches about the alleged racist subtext of party snacks. And if you do choose to behave that way, we'll reward you and flatter you and make you feel important, while making other people jump through clown hoops to appease the feelings you pretend to have." And the more implausible and contrived the claim of victimhood is, the more status points accrue, supposedly on account of the complainant's heightened sensitivity and mental prowess. He has fathomed an injustice mere mortals cannot see.
And bewildered onlookers are expected to pretend that this is a high and noble function of an academic institution.
New ONT Feature - The ISIS View: Slave-Girls or Prostitutes?
By Umm Sumayyah Al-Muhajirah, ISIS magazine columnist. [No this is not satire silly kuffir.]
Saby (taking slaves through war) is a great prophetic Sunnah containing many divine wisdoms and religious benefits, regardless of whether or not the people are aware of this. The Sirah is a witness to our Prophet's (sallallahu 'alayhi wa sallam) raiding of the kuffar. He would kill their men and enslave their children and women. The raids of the beloved Prophet (sallallahu 'alayhi wa sallam) convey this to us....The scholars of Sirah mentioned that the Prophet (sallallahu 'alayhi wa sallam) took four slave-girls as concubines, two of them being Mariyah al-Qibtiyyah and Rayhanah an-Nadriyyah [Zad al-Ma'ad].
...Yes, Allah has opened the lands for His awliya', so they entered and dispersed within the lands, killing the fighters of the kuffar, capturing their women, and enslaving their children.
I write this while the letters drip of pride.
Yes, O religions of kufr altogether, we have indeed raided and captured the kafirah women, and drove them like sheep by the edge of the sword. And glory belongs to Allah, to His Messenger, and the believers, but the hypocrites do not know!
But then he had to go there.
And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama's price won't even exceed a third of a dinar, and a third of a dinar is too much for her!
Where everything is nearly free and no one has to work too hard...you may say they're dreamers, but they're not the only ones...
Millionaire Dot-Com Adulteress Says Women Too Weak to Negotiate Salaries
Ellen Pao, interim chief executive of Reddit, announced last month a ban on salary negotiations at the social media company. Her stated goal: to eliminate the persistent disadvantage that women have at the bargaining table.
..."Men negotiate harder than women do and sometimes women get penalized when they do negotiate," Pao said. "So as part of our recruiting process we don't negotiate with candidates. We come up with an offer that we think is fair."
According to Feminists women are akin to mentally challenged children who must be protected and coddled from a harsh patriarchal world, and also Sisterhood is Powerful - well unless she happens to dig your husband.
Two exit questions:1) Do you think Ellen Pao tried to negotiate her salary before taking the job at Reddit? Or do you think she said, "I am a girl. I must obey and accept whatever is offered" without asking for more?
2) Given her history, do you think the Reddit's board of directors should try to keep her away from male employees who are married?
If it was good enough for ole Vincent P., it works for me.
On November 21, 1975, horror movie icon Vincent Price appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and proceeded to horrify the audience with his strange and abhorrent behavior. He cooked salmon in a dishwasher.
Price was a gourmet cook, which is another story entirely. The real takeaway here is that he may have pioneered-or at least popularized-the art of dishwasher cuisine, using the appliance's steam-filled enclosure to poach food in a manner MacGyver would envy.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:45 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2015 10:46 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 10:46 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Doc Holliday at May 26, 2015 10:47 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 10:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:47 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 10:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:48 PM (OQ9R7)
Hillary smells like old people.
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:49 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 10:50 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Achmed's Latex Glove Dispensers. Franchises available. at May 26, 2015 10:51 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:52 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 26, 2015 10:52 PM (TF10X)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 10:52 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:53 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:53 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)
Hillary smells like old people.
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS
Well she is old people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 10:53 PM (ixHW6)
Always heard those stories. One time on a cold day I did get a hot dog warm on a cold day on a Kubota.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:54 PM (v8H0/)
-Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 10:50 PM (OsWis)
I'll certainly pray for you and everyone in the area.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:55 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2015 10:55 PM (GEICT)
Easy come, easy go, and I hadn't been looking to move but...damnit, I'm disappointed. My mind was already picturing what I'd do to fix it up, and it would have been a lovely country estate when I was finished. I'd have lived there for the rest of my life most likely.
Darn.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 10:55 PM (DrubO)
Hillary smells like old people.
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:48 PM
That's what you get for cooch-rooting
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 10:56 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Beth M at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (kiy9d)
Can't lose what you never had. But still, bummer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (ixHW6)
How about we exterminate the damn things?
If I heard tomorrow that every large predator on the planet had a heart attack and dropped dead, I'd throw a mother-fucking amazing party, dude.
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (Wo9OY)
Re: the "what it means to be a thief" bit.
I don't know how it worked in the rest of the country, but here in the SF Bay Area, the "Occupy" movement flamed out pretty quick once the local street criminal population realized that, hey, we've got a bunch of stoned college students who are carrying the latest iPhones and MacBooks, with the cops being kept at a distant remove.
It's infinitely amusing to contemplate a torrent of indignant butthurt coming from a guy with a sign reading "PROPERTY IS THEFT -- Proudhon" who has just been beat up and had his own property thieved.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 10:58 PM (noWW6)
And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama's price won't even exceed a third of a dinar, and a third of a dinar is too much for her!
Arbitrage potential?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 26, 2015 10:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 10:58 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (MQEz6)
Well, kill him back.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (v8H0/)
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 10:56 PM (ynQIy)
I saw Cooch Rooting open for Tainted Snatch in the Fall of '87. --Right before "Digger" went solo.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)
It's infinitely amusing to contemplate a torrent of indignant butthurt coming from a guy with a sign reading "PROPERTY IS THEFT -- Proudhon" who has just been beat up and had his own property thieved.
That is fucking Shadenfreud right there.
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 11:00 PM (MDgS8)
Apparently the drugs are free and really, really strong in that Green Party dream land.
... or at least in the author's house.
Posted by: I Dream of Greenie at May 26, 2015 11:00 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (v8H0/)
I would, but I'd like to have a job when I come back from vacation. Not to mention, I actually like him.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 11:00 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2015 11:00 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Barack O'Reilly at May 26, 2015 11:01 PM (W5DcG)
Evening, 'rons!
I do believe my boss is trying to kill me before I leave for vacation in a month.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (q20+R)
Hey, don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 11:01 PM (ynQIy)
Hmmm. We have us a conundrum.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:01 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: Beth M at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Vodka-soaked corn at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (ssfip)
"Anarchists" meet the criminal element. It is all Fun & Games until someone bleeds for a stupid piece of electronics.
No Moar Oil!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
And more people get killed by skeeters every year than by large four legged predators.
But I get your desire to maintain top of the food chain status.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (XmOA9)
Or in a food coma fifteen minutes after I eat this cookie.
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (sig1o)
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:03 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 11:03 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:59 PM (v8H0/)
I would, but I'd like to have a job when I come back from vacation. Not to mention, I actually like him.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 11:00 PM (q20+R)
Bosses. Mine is trying to bury me before I head out on mine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:03 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 26, 2015 11:04 PM (8zCR+)
Today is the anniversary of John Wayne's birth. Marion M. Morrison, 1907-1979:
"I always followed my father's advice. He told me, first, to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble."
Posted by: Achmed's Latex Glove Dispensers. Franchises available. at May 26, 2015 11:05 PM (F2IAQ)
Let's just all go start us a compound.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:05 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 11:05 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 26, 2015 11:05 PM (C9pBZ)
-Posted by: cm9000 at May 26, 2015 11:04 PM (8zCR+)
They used to say "Live and Let Live"...
Posted by: Paul McCartney at May 26, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 26, 2015 11:06 PM (m9V0o)
Seems we dodged last night's weather, at least here in Galveston. Just a brief it of rain, and distant lightning.
Blessings. Counting 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2015 11:06 PM (RzZOc)
51 If I heard tomorrow that every large predator on the planet had a heart attack and dropped dead, I'd throw a mother-fucking amazing party, dude.
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
And more people get killed by skeeters every year than by large four legged predators.
But I get your desire to maintain top of the food chain status.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:02 PM (XmOA9)
When you run into a griz in the woods statistics are the last thing on your mind.
Notice the lack of careful instructions about what to do when you encounter a mosquito.
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:06 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2015 11:06 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 11:07 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 11:01 PM (ynQIy)
Hell, I live in Texas. That's how we roll here.
Seriously though, I got two projects last Thursday. This morning, another. Then late this afternoon, he "consulted" me on another issue. Which means four projects due by early July. Except I leave June 24 for vacation and don't come back until July 11.
Well, I guess this is the price I pay for my crazy coworker getting the boot.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 11:08 PM (q20+R)
"
Snakes, black widows, yeah a concern. Bears do worry the shit outta me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:08 PM (v8H0/)
A perfect science-y quote for me to "appropriate".
Posted by: Baked Neil Degrasse Tyson at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Gingy at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2015 11:06 PM (HtUkt)
I believe it was PJ O'Rourke who after a visit to Eastern Europe said that if you want to know the real essence of communism, imagine a society in which even the smut is designed by the post office.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (wqVD1)
But given the huge efforts which are being invested by the Clintonworld machine in smoothing the way for Crown Princess Chelsea, would Hill be prepared to throw all that away for the sake of merely venting her rage?
Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 11:10 PM (noWW6)
Congrats, Dave! 'Course this means the next round of Valu-Rite's on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2015 11:10 PM (UVfht)
***
Didn't we call that society Stalinist Russia?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2015 11:10 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2015 11:10 PM (FcR7P)
... or at least in the author's house.
Posted by: I Dream of Greenie
****
My brother is a member of that party.
And yes he has called us a traitor to the people.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:11 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2015 11:11 PM (UVfht)
Had the exact same thing happen to me many years ago. Another house on the street that I live on became available and I loved it. But it was sold before I could even make an offer. I actually shed tears and couldn't figure out why I was that upset.
I'm writing this from the living room of that house. Because less than a year later it came on the market again. And I haven't let go of it since then.
Something will work out. You'll either find something even better or this house will become available.
Posted by: dwagyak at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (kZNIV)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (wZ2hu)
Always heard those stories. One time on a cold day I did get a hot dog warm on a cold day on a Kubota.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 10:54 PM (v8H0/)
http://www.amazon.com /Manifold-Destiny-Guide-Cooking-Engine/dp/1416596232
Posted by: rapey Mallard drake at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (tQwIz)
Unfortunately, they had a fire and couldn't get out because of the bars...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (PZ6/M)
Being smarter than depending ineffectual sprays, tinkling bells, whistling like a fag or sissy shouting while waving your little toothpicks... is a sure Darwin test. Shoot that bastard before he eats you.
Posted by: Messrs. Smith and Wesson at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (BvOHH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:13 PM (v8H0/)
Horde. Dave won't tell you, but he was recently promoted. And today we
got a package of trip swag from his company for our upcoming trip to
Cabo (on them). Including a sterling silver money clip for him, and a
Tiffany and Co. bracelet for me. Holy shit.
Posted by: Gingy at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w)
*sniff* Next, he'll be appearing as "SuperDave".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2015 11:13 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ricardo
------------------
A year or so ago, I had a nighttime encounter with a momma black bear with two cubs. I wasn't frightened by it, but my awareness level went off the scale. Momma sent lots of hostile/aggressive vibes.
Posted by: Achmed's Latex Glove Dispensers. Franchises available. at May 26, 2015 11:13 PM (F2IAQ)
Unless it's how many cubic feet of poop your shorts can hold.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2015 11:14 PM (Wo9OY)
-Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2015 11:12 PM (wZ2hu)
In today's world, it is simply "defiling the cotton product."
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:14 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Barak O'Reilly at May 26, 2015 11:14 PM (+exqw)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 11:14 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 11:14 PM (heJs4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:15 PM (ixHW6)
My prego hand grew an awesome pair of prego knockers. Now I have something to look at as I knock up my other hand.
Posted by: Master D Bater at May 26, 2015 11:15 PM (4aG2t)
Posted by: Barry O. at May 26, 2015 11:15 PM (g4fDs)
http://tinyurl.com/ps5c8jt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:15 PM (F2IAQ)
I've been trying and failing to find an image of a Soviet inflatable "love doll", illustrated by another old-time _National Lampoon_ alumnus, Bruce McCall.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (F2IAQ)
Bad engineering or penny wise pound foolish?
Posted by: Robinson at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (+exqw)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (F0Cog)
'Sometimes you get the bar and sometime the bar gets you.'
Posted by: Sam Elliot at May 26, 2015 11:17 PM (heJs4)
Then I remember that the progs like Hillary and Kerry and Obama are in charge!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 11:18 PM (ftVQq)
Unfortunately, they had a fire and couldn't get out because of the bars...
They make bars with the fire safety escape latches.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2015 11:18 PM (4aG2t)
http://tinyurl.com/ps5c8jt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11
Red Green was the original engine block chef
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:19 PM (ixHW6)
The Tribe lost to hooligans from Arlington, but the Cavs went through Atlanta like...
...that may be a touch "insensitive".
...but Fuck Atlanta!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:20 PM (v8H0/)
I said it last nite and I'll say it again,it isn't old age that kills retirees,it's the Goddamned honey-do list.
I mean to hide tomorrow.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2015 11:20 PM (jeCnD)
...but Fuck Atlanta!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)
That's just........yucky
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (g4fDs)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Probably won't have any Sandhill Cranes come sashaying through the yard neither. That would be a disappointment.
The wolf keep a pretty big territory so they might not be a problem 'cept for the days they want to lay around my back porch.
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 26, 2015 11:22 PM (sig1o)
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (ixHW6)
Yeah... I was being nice.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:22 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 11:22 PM (1IC2c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)
***
Hey now....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:24 PM (cIoI4)
Without seeing a pic, I could've done that rehab for 70 cents on the dollar.
And we would've driven to you - yes, we're hungry and NOT illegal immigrants.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 26, 2015 11:24 PM (mJLf8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 11:24 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:24 PM (9iR5/)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ)
I suppose that was rhetorical, but I don't even know which city "The Flames" play for.
I should be embarrassed, but I'm old.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:25 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer
Well, lets hope they're using a condom.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:25 PM (+1T7c)
"That's just........yucky"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (ixHW6)
Yeah... I was being nice.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:22 PM (OQ9R7)
Wasn't there some big stage-production with the DoJ and the local constabulary lately. I heard a bunch o' swill about it on NPR. What's the skinny, in the real world?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2015 11:25 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at May 26, 2015 11:25 PM (g4fDs)
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:24 PM (cIoI4)
I never elaborated beyond those two words.
...out of respect.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:26 PM (OQ9R7)
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Last I heard they were playing for Calgary. I haven't watched much hockey lately because the Avalanche suck.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:26 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:26 PM (XrHO0)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (ucDmr)
Jeebus, would I love to see her lose the nomination. And she'd have to go through it alone, 'cause you just know, Bubba would be off porking some ho.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (ixHW6)
He's speed walking backwards, and I'm sure he's going to trip over something...The look on that guys face was near terror!
They didn't look like they were new to the area either.
Grizzlies.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (XmOA9)
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F*ck the dodgers. I could almost tolerate them if they hadn't left Brooklyn.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 11:28 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: bonhomme"
Apparently, they didn't spring for the upgrade.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2015 11:28 PM (Wo9OY)
And she'd have to go through it alone, 'cause you just know, Bubba
would be off porking some ho.
Posted by: nerdygirl
If your nomination vote at the convention takes more than four hours, please consult a corrupt campaign manager.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:28 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Wee Willy Saletan at May 26, 2015 11:29 PM (yOGKC)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 26, 2015 11:30 PM (1brdf)
Get out there and start marking your territory."
I remember reading an article quite awhile back about a guy that was observing a pack of wolves. He once pissed across a trail that was used by them and sat back and watched as one wolf came loping down the trail and he said it was like the wolf ran into a brick wall.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 26, 2015 11:30 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Jake el haj Blues at May 26, 2015 11:30 PM (+1T7c)
And we would've driven to you - yes, we're hungry and NOT illegal immigrants.
Well, if it does come back up, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)
And yes he has called us a traitor to the people.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:11 PM (F0Cog)
Oh, man if I had a brother like that I'd be inviting him over every chance I got, just to do all the Gaia killing shit right in front of his pasty face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (1brdf)
.44 mag is so old school.
Posted by: .454 Casull w/bear loads at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:27 PM (v8H0/)
.357 with 180gr Buffalo Bore would be good enough for black bear.
I think. Pretty sure. Never had to.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: dartist at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (ahBY0)
Last time that happened we got Obama.
What on earth would we get this time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)
-Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2015 11:25 PM (T1005)
Our Ugly-Ass Mayor took it in the ass and pretended to enjoy it.
He will spill the spawn of stupid amongst the CPD, as far as he can get away with it. He was "odd" in his speech today.
Cleveland's protests were led by the clergy.
(Great Thing!)
...only a few of them are of the Reverend Wright, Social Justice, Black Reformation Ideology.
Our river burned. Our city shan't.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (OQ9R7)
Bonus points for ID'ing the manufacturer of the boat in the background.
http://tinyurl.com/qyqe5yl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:21 PM (F2IAQ)
A Lund boat?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (tQwIz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:33 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:33 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 11:33 PM (ucDmr)
I thought about trying to feed'm, but they're pretty wary of people. They infiltrate, but stay out of sight. This is a relatively low population density part of the county, so they have space to move around.
You might get a glimpse of one and then not see them again for quite a while.
People 'round here feed the deer. Hell, one family have moose that come up to the cabin to be fed. I could feed the deer, and the wolves would follow the deer. If there are any deer 'round here this year.
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (sig1o)
Then he could see how well that #bringbackourgirls twitter thingy works.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (9iR5/)
Physical confrontation.
One of the things that Christians and other threatened groups have difficulty with.
In fact one could say that because of our reticence to respond like with like, we have emboldened our tormentors to the point where they now feel safe in concluding we may be done away with with little effort or risk.
And that is our own fault.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------------
"hey, man..., check out these mercury switches for the incandescent lights. None of that cheesy plastic for plumbing either...., soldered copper baby.."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (v8H0/)
Tried those big bores. Casull, 460, 500.
Fuck no. If you need that, take a rifle.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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It looks like an Alumacraft to me...., but I wouldn't bet a lot on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Mark your territory. The wolves respect it.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
----------------------
Yeah, .454 not exactly the thing for casual 'fun' plinking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:34 PM (kGrwF)
Abortions will be interesting. Pro-fingers vs. Pro-stubs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 11:31 PM (WvS3w)
You might want to place an offer anyway. You never know, buyer #1's financing might fall through.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (tQwIz)
What on earth would we get this time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)<<<
HOW-dy.
Posted by: Lieawatha, lying in wait at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (dkfG0)
Cool. The Marxist are starting to send their own supporters and loyal party members to re-education camp. The purges and mass executions can't be far behind.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 26, 2015 11:37 PM (oG53/)
Posted by: Alberta
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Dunno. As I said, I was thinking Alumacraft, but....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:38 PM (F2IAQ)
FUCK YOU FRANSISCO CABREREA!!! Yeah, I fucked up your last name bitch. silently weeps
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (1IC2c)
Posted by: nerdygirl
****
Considering he's threatened to murder us a few times, maybe not a good idea.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (F0Cog)
The Clinton Foundation?
Posted by: t-bird at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (FcR7P)
137 A wolf in the backyard?
Get out there and start marking your territory.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 11:28 PM (V70Uh)
Can't you just fill out some forms and join the pack?
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 11:40 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2015 11:40 PM (v8H0/)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 26, 2015 11:40 PM (sig1o)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:41 PM (F2IAQ)
http://tinyurl.com/puxl756
It's a Golden Silk Orb-Weaver. Quite beautiful but, you know, a spider.
Posted by: Null at May 26, 2015 11:41 PM (xjpRj)
For starters, that magic bus is 45 minutes late which isn't so bad because it's usually an hour late. It's crowded with foul smelling people and look around before checking your phone because two weeks ago some "youths" knocked out two of your teeth for it. You're still on a waiting list to get those teeth fixed at the state run dental clinic.
You try to decipher what language the fat people sitting next to you are mumbling at you.. could be Spanish, could be anything
You're not even at your dull job yet and your day already sucks. Hopefully you can catch up on your reality shows on your phone
Posted by: kbdabear at May 26, 2015 11:41 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (W5DcG)
I don't hold a grudge from the 1995 World Series.
Fuck Atlanta.
...in its ass with a barbed-wire wrapped pineapple.
*cough*
...sideways
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (OQ9R7)
Your mom was Kate Upton wearing leather!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (g4fDs)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Old Blue
------------------------------
Yup. I opened the porch door once, and a wild turkey came running over, clearly expecting to be fed. Neighbors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (F0Cog)
-------Sounds like he would be the first to send you to the camps. If push comes to shove, you may have to act first.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (9iR5/)
I was expecting some recoil, especially with that single action configuration, but the damn thing still came up off the rest about 3 inches.
I was grinning, but it earned my respect.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (XmOA9)
I'm announcing my candidacy today for the Republican nominee for President.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (OQ9R7)
What on earth would we get this time?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)
Liawatha?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (W5DcG)
****
Yep. He is now an "I".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (cIoI4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
That has the ring of desperation, right there.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
I thought Wild Turkey was a good booze not a nasty neighbor
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (ixHW6)
I'm announcing my candidacy today for the Republican nominee for President.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2015 11:43 PM (10ydV)
First question - are you pro or anti hand-babies?
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2015 11:44 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:44 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (9iR5/)
I did, and realtor's got her eye on it in case that happens.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2015 11:44 PM (wZ2hu)
I'm pro-handies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2015 11:46 PM (10ydV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 26, 2015 11:46 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: kbdabear
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I liked the part about the bus system 'not being for profit now'. I would be astounded to learn that there is a single municipal bus system that even breaks even. Ours is heavily subsidized, operates at huge loss.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:46 PM (F2IAQ)
203 Colorado Alex - FTW! You would have my vote. You could actually run on the Moron Horde Party!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (9iR5/)
The VP choice will be critical.
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:46 PM (MQEz6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603229219087372288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603229610508189696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603229844961423360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603230277935173632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603230559838576641
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/603230793335472129
Posted by: kbdabear at May 26, 2015 11:46 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:47 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (F0Cog)
And he's liberal enough to be in the Green Party. Nope, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:47 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:39 PM (F0Cog)
And he's liberal enough to be in the Green Party. Nope, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:47 PM (kGrwF)
-Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (V70Uh)
Whatever.
Posted by: "Mainstream" at May 26, 2015 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:47 PM (ixHW6)
I would love to see a "for profit" bus system, because THAT'S ONE THAT WOULD WORK!
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 11:48 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 26, 2015 11:48 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We have this wonderful bus system in Columbus. The buses all run on Clean Natural Gas, and have very few annoying emissions.
And about three riders a bus on most days.
But let's get light rail systems, and see how much money we can pour down a rat hole.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:48 PM (+1T7c)
Play dead?
Play broke?
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 11:45 PM (MQEz6)<<<
You can out run her. That walker is hard to maneuver over twigs, roots, rocks, and such, and sinks into soft soil, even with the tennis ball covered feet.
Posted by: Jack Hanna, wildlife expert at May 26, 2015 11:49 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 26, 2015 11:49 PM (ixHW6)
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No problem. AtC for VP. She has raptors. And flamethrowers. Might need a step stool
She could have the raptors eat the competition. Anyone left standing, she could turn them into a crispy critter.
Nuff said.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:50 PM (9iR5/)
-Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:48 PM (+1T7c)
Oooohhh, FUCK Yeah!!!!
Posted by: Amtrak at May 26, 2015 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 26, 2015 11:44 PM (3F6F
Dependence is independence. 1984
I wonder why he changed it from when he was in the house?
Vermont is small enough that all the folks would already know his history.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:50 PM (W5DcG)
I am laughing so hard the tears are coming.
Sitting at the kitchen table,nice warm night , so the windows are open. The cat likes to lay on the window ledge and look out.
There are dishes soaking in one side of the sink.
Mr.Grace decides to jump up on the counter as usual to get to the window, miscalculated and landed in the dishwater.
No idea where he went,but he was bitching all the way.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 26, 2015 11:50 PM (jeCnD)
He finally got a brush?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2015 11:50 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 11:51 PM (1IC2c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
Those things do all kinds of damage. They don't belong in people's yards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:51 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Old Blue
****
Funny you mention that.
He has also said if they were rounding up people like us to place in camps, he would turn us in.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:51 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Vermont is a pretty place, filled with a lot of charming, petulant stupid. People pretending they are something they are not.
Sanders is just a very annoying old man.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (9iR5/)
He smoked billlions of joints before he wrote that down on paper. Then he had to write it again because the first time was on a rolling paper.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative
-------------------
Hey! That's my claim to fame. True..., there have been cost overruns...., really big ones...., and it only goes about 3 miles...., well, will go 3 miles when it's finished, but heck, it got me this job..., 'cause I know a lot.
Okay..., really, it's because of that $10,000,000 loan that I arranged for the DNC. So what if we defaulted on it?
Posted by: Anthony Foxx, Dept. of Transportation. at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (g4fDs)
A plan to increase revenue that's so crazy, it could work. Have Secret Service liaison with the Post Master General, stat.
Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 11:54 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: JD at May 26, 2015 11:54 PM (TzeLs)
He has also said if they were rounding up people like us to place in camps, he would turn us in.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:51 PM (F0Cog)
--------Wow. You should point out to him that he is well and truly a Nazi. But I'm sure the irony would be lost on him.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 26, 2015 11:55 PM (9iR5/)
What will she say when it comes out that the men are still winding up starting out at more?
Posted by: buzzion at May 26, 2015 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
A plan to increase revenue that's so crazy, it could work. Have Secret Service liaison with the Post Master General, stat.
Well, they already produce the majority of child pron for sting operations, so it wouldn't be a huge change.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2015 11:56 PM (UVfht)
-Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 26, 2015 11:52 PM (+1T7c)
I like that he Says what he Means and Means what he Says. He's an honest "progressive".
He takes stats from times uninterested from ours, but he means it.
He will tell you what a "progressive" thinks.
He's a Communist, Jimmy.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 26, 2015 11:57 PM (OQ9R7)
I can understand the media flattering the old biddy, but I can't believe even the media thinks she can win.
So who do we get? The GOP's version of O'Malley? Who would that be? Young, moderate, and another blank slate like Obama?
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 26, 2015 11:57 PM (sig1o)
That is all.
Sorry. Bad day at the office.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 26, 2015 11:57 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2015 11:42 PM (F2IAQ)
My dad used to put peanuts out for the squirrels because they were cute to watch. Then one day he didn't get the peanuts out there fast enough and one of the little bastards walked right up and bit his hand.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2015 11:57 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2015 11:48 PM (WvS3w)
Greyhound?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2015 11:58 PM (tQwIz)
Posted by: Dave M at May 26, 2015 11:58 PM (Cbzos)
Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 11:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:58 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2015 11:59 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2015 12:00 AM (kivUY)
Yeah, that's a real good description of UW Madison.
Madison leftists being boneheads once again.
Was "Thistle" and "Democracy is Dead 'Cause Walker!" weeping raccoon boy there? Both look like the sort that would take 10 years to complete their Queer Womyn studies majors.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:00 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:53 PM (F0Cog)
There was a book I read in college called "True Believer". It was about fanatics. Those kind of people aren't rational. Nazi Germany and Stalinist Russia are what happens when they get power.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2015 12:01 AM (kGrwF)
Youse might be surprised by how often dat happens.
Posted by: Vito and Rocco at May 27, 2015 12:02 AM (noWW6)
The only way Hollywood would be interested in his story is if he had accepted the Reds offer to return to commie Hungary and denounced America from behind the Iron Curtain. They would have filmed that story 40 years ago.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:03 AM (+XMAD)
Nebulous is fabulous's country cousin without the glitz.
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:04 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 27, 2015 12:04 AM (/WPPJ)
There are also blue tailed skinks, and they are my friends since they eat nasty bugs.
Last week one got into the main room, wich is mostly finished but one wall is taped up paper as I put in new earth quake cross bracing.
I knew there was some kind of bug since one day I saw something out of the corner of my eye behind a wire shelf, but i put it out of my mind. I knew it could not be those damn jumping spider monsters since they are the only bugs I have ever seen that attack humans. If it was one of them it would have jumped at me.
well, two nights ago i woke up with a blue tailed skink on my fucking arm!!!!!!!
I, of course did not know this. I plucked something large off my arm, jumped up, turned on the light, and searched through the beanbag and pillows i had fallen asleep on. I saw something crumpled up, and it looked like a giant millipede. maybe 6" long, and black, and crumpled. I ran and got the shop vac, and sucked it up, and put tape over the hose to make sure it would not get out.
well this morning a skink was stuck to the tape, at the end of the hose, but open. my guess is it was a skink all along since a giant millipede would have felt hard and would not have froze when i grabbed it. and I have never seen 6" millipedes here in Japan (3" centipedes. 2" silverfish, 3" jumping spider monsters, but no 6" millipedes.
I let let the skink free out back, with most of his skin intact but a little bit stuck to the dollar shop duct tape. skinks are my friends.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:05 AM (LWu6U)
Back in 2009 wrote about Ted's incredible story of survival and heroism.
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/08/saint-in-hell.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:05 AM (AylSc)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 27, 2015 12:06 AM (OQ9R7)
You can fix fat, you can even fix ugly, but damn, you just can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:07 AM (9iR5/)
It's like having an ham hanging from your wrist.
Do they sell maternity mittens in Turkey?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:07 AM (+XMAD)
That sounds as if it came straight out of a program similar to the "random mission statement generator" that used to be on the Dilbert website.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 27, 2015 12:09 AM (W5DcG)
Tell me about it! This is the fourth watchband I've gone through this year.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 27, 2015 12:09 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2015 12:10 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:07 AM (+XMAD)
****
Dunno, but I hear they are big on basters. Given the LGBTWTFMNOP climate here lately, could be a cottage industry.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 12:10 AM (XrHO0)
Where do you live? I've never even heard of blue tailed skinks.
The creepiest things we have around here are centipedes, which make me want to puke when I see them - but I don't see them that often. I've never seen a cockroach in Wisconsin.
That's about the only good thing about living in a place with brutal winters - I sure don't miss the creepy-crawlies you get further south.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:12 AM (+XMAD)
Not true. Big lady can pull down lots of rebounds and Target goods.
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:12 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:07 AM
Ok, but what about his stuff?
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:12 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2015 12:13 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Gingy at May 26, 2015 11:09 PM (WvS3w)
Wow. Congrats. That is a good way to know what you do is valuable.
I was allowed to get a stapler and part of a desk set from the "boneyard" used desk supply shelf. *kicks rocks*
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 12:13 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 27, 2015 12:13 AM (+XMAD)
Mike
Posted by: FortWorthMike at May 27, 2015 12:14 AM (gvekq)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-141-14.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:14 AM (AylSc)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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He started going nuts as a teen and has only gotten worse.
I do think if push comes to shove it's us vs. him- to the death.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:15 AM (F0Cog)
Got a terrible dandruff problem and finally spoke to a friend about it. He recommended medicated shampoo.
Well, I added some Robitussin to my Head-&-Shoulders but I'm not seeing much of a difference yet...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)
*wanks furiously - mental masturbation*.
Posted by: captain*hand-baby maker at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (AylSc)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (XmOA9)
Western Japan
The skinks are friendly, and most important they stay away from humans. You can see them in the garden or side of street, but if you get close they run away.
The giant jumping spider monsters though, they look like the spider doll in toy story and if they see you they jump AT you, about two or three feet, and if you are near a wall they will jump onto the wall and just stick there. They are scary.
I once got out of car by the reservoir to look at the stars and there were dozens of them in the headlights, and they kept jumping closer to me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (cIoI4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM
how often you washing your hair?
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (F0Cog)
'Tis possible that it's bullshit and that "Mother of Sumayya" is a sock. But we've also seen lots of female idiots trying to get over to Syria for jihadi cock. Don't ask me why; except that in any given population, some small percentage will be idiots, especially if they think they're going to paradise *for* being idiots.
Posted by: PJ Boi, MA, 30/m at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (AVEe1)
And yes he has called us a traitor to the people.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 26, 2015 11:11 PM (F0Cog)
Completely OT here, but are you aware that Tilikum (various spellings) is Chinook jargon for "people"?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 12:17 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 12:18 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 12:18 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:07 AM
So he can use some of that hypocrite money of his to set up a foundation to pay the water bills of all those po' folks he cares so much about.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2015 12:18 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 27, 2015 12:18 AM (ixHW6)
Posted by: captain*hand-baby maker at May 27, 2015 12:19 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:19 AM (AylSc)
The skinks are friendly, and most important they stay away from humans. You can see them in the garden or side of street, but if you get close they run away.
The giant jumping spider monsters though, they look like the spider doll in toy story and if they see you they jump AT you, about two or three feet, and if you are near a wall they will jump onto the wall and just stick there. They are scary.
I once got out of car by the reservoir to look at the stars and there were dozens of them in the headlights, and they kept jumping closer to me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
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We have skinks here in AZ. Beautiful little critters.
Spiders that can jump like that, nope.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:19 AM (F0Cog)
Good thoughts for you and your family.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2015 12:20 AM (kGrwF)
OneEyedJack, sounds like a great new invention... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:20 AM (elbY7)
Is bear spray a euphemism for hand cannon? Oh, I feel the hand baby kicking again!
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:21 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:20 AM
How often you shampooing?
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:22 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:22 AM (elbY7)
I have OCD, which makes showering difficult.
I try to shower once every 2 days at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:23 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Mongoose at May 27, 2015 12:23 AM (aS5To)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)
don't forget the skittles.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:23 AM (LWu6U)
80% of todays music?
80% of todays TV/Movies?
80% of todays convience products?
Am I onto something here, or just on something?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 12:24 AM (XmOA9)
When you send an email, your program logs into SMTP to fling your message on its way. Each time. So you can be forcibly booted from your email account and not even know until you try to SEND a message from it. I learned a key data point when I'd been going "ping" "ping" "ping" from email A to email B, but then couldn't go "pong" from email B to email A.
Please use EXTREME caution in either sending emails to me or reading emails from me, under any email account.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 12:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I had someone tell me that before I think, but that was before I turned him into whale poop.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:24 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:22 AM (tBSrv)
Americans don't need a dozen choices for shampoo.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, for reals not a "socialist" at May 27, 2015 12:24 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:25 AM (elbY7)
I do think if push comes to shove it's us vs. him- to the death.
Which one of y'all is armed?
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2015 12:26 AM (WvS3w)
I don't think the WD-40 is helping much either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:26 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:26 AM (AylSc)
No fucking thanks.
Posted by: Garrett at May 27, 2015 12:26 AM (heJs4)
Taking a whiff around the coffee houses near CU? Pretty sure they're already out there
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 12:27 AM (AVEe1)
It's a Golden Silk Orb-Weaver. Quite beautiful but, you know, a spider.
Posted by: Null at May 26, 2015 11:41 PM (xjpRj)
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Null, those are some cute, furry leg muffs on that spider.
Posted by: Mindy at May 27, 2015 12:27 AM (WS8WT)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:27 AM (F0Cog)
Un Lurking here for a moment to thank all the good people here who
provided the prayers and well wishes for my wife last winter when I last
un lurked to spill my guts about her breast cancer. She has finished
her chemo, had the double mastectomy and today finished her 28 straight
days of radiation treatment. I don't have the words to express how
thankful I am for all the support I got from family friends co-workers
and the imaginary people who inhabit these grey boxes. Still a ways to
go with drugs, reconstruction etc, but she is a trooper and the
strongest person in my life. Had a great week, oldest spawn graduated
from the University of Texas, middle spawn graduates HS and will start
there in Fall and youngest will continue in HS to follow them. Again,
thanks to all here.
Mike
Posted by: FortWorthMike at May 27, 2015 12:14 AM (gvekq)
SALUTE!
....and prayers for her continued success.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 12:27 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 27, 2015 12:28 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Vishnu at May 27, 2015 12:29 AM (heJs4)
Be strong her her, and make sure she knows hundreds of morons in gray boxes are wishing her to be strong and get well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:30 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anthony Foxx, Dept. of Transportation. at May 27, 2015 12:31 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:22 AM
Oh, ok. Everybody's different and it might be a problem no matter what, but, you may be overdoing it and it's a result of the soap. It sounds counterintuitive, but try cutting back and washing it only when you really have to. Leave it as long as you can. Use a scalp massager in the meantime. Just rinse it instead of using soap, if you have to. Give your scalp time to recover and reassess. If that doesn't work you can then rule out oversoaping.
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:31 AM (tBSrv)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:32 AM (elbY7)
Did I leave anything out? Other than JayZ should maybe just go away?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:33 AM (9iR5/)
superstition? like the superstition that God will smite down sodomites and fornicators like he did in the Old testament.
or the 80's
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:34 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 12:34 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:34 AM (AylSc)
Removing oils from psoriasis-inflicted skin can cause it to constrict and crack, if that's what's happening.
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:34 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Dave M at May 27, 2015 12:35 AM (Cbzos)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:35 AM (9iR5/)
My ultra-conservative autistic gambling friend that I've told you all about before, Tony Bigcharles? He just posted this on Twitter about 40 seconds ago:
"all liberal women in the USA care about is the right to smoke dope, get high, murder their children, and fuck black men."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:36 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:36 AM (F2IAQ)
So..., Old Blue Ball?
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Yeah, pretty much. But.....I am aerodynamic and waterproof, so I got that going for me! :-)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:37 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Obi Handbaby Kenobi at May 27, 2015 12:38 AM (g4fDs)
My hair's never going to look like Muad'dib's did in that old 1980s "Dune" movie but it's doing okay for 40-something. Except of course during those summers.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 12:38 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:38 AM (elbY7)
Well, I added some Robitussin to my Head--Shoulders but I'm not seeing much of a difference yet...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)
Mix Viagra with you shampoo, and you can get a killer brush cut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2015 12:38 AM (tQwIz)
Probably an indicator of good health. So, exercise, eat right, dress well, pay attention to hygiene, and accumulate great wealth and you should do fine.
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 12:39 AM (sig1o)
"all liberal women in the USA care about is the right to smoke dope, get high, murder their children, and fuck black men."
Posted by: qdpsteve
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INCOMING!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:39 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2015 12:39 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:39 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:40 AM (F2IAQ)
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Fine. Mix Viagra with Rogaine and you'll have hair like Don King! Do you really want that?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:40 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:35 AM
But I look so hunky this way. Besides, bald will clash with my satin pants, wide collared shirt and platform shoes.
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:40 AM (tBSrv)
I was just looking at torches and pitchforks to order online for if it didn't pass.
Posted by: stace at May 27, 2015 12:40 AM (E/Lwd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:41 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Lysandar Bellingrade at May 27, 2015 12:39 AM (sig1o)
No shit! In fact most of life would be fine without the rest of your list, but for the last one.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 12:41 AM (XmOA9)
I've been there. I could live there easily. Beautiful, fun, and safe. I walked around at midnight and just visited sidewalk bars without a worry. Too bad I don't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at May 27, 2015 12:41 AM (lAXNl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:42 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:42 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:43 AM (AylSc)
It costs $10 for the shampoo and $1000 for the stuff that will actually get it out of your hair.
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Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:44 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:44 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:16 AM (elbY7)
Try grinding up those extra Mucinex tabs, or since it really is a topical thing, try mixing in some Ichthammol ointment.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
(Starts deciding what firearm to use when smiting qdpsteve for awful jokes).
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (F0Cog)
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I have an old picture of me from 1974. It was taken at my Mom and Dad's house, Thanksgiving dinner. My hair was halfway down my back and thick. Pretty funny now that I look back on it.
Now it's so thin on the top, it's not worth growing, and kind of coarse and curly on the sides. It won't look good no matter what I do to it, so I shave. Saves a lot of money on stylists who would just flatter me to get me back in their chair in two weeks to charge me twenty for the cut and an eight dollar tip.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: free tibet, etc. at May 27, 2015 12:41 AM (lAXNl)
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I've been there too, Rio specifically. Walk about 3 blocks behind the main road of Ipinema beach as an American and you can kiss your ass(ets) goodbye. I'm sure parts of it are good, but most of urban Rio is a Commie slum.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (cIoI4)
Just back from making more hand-babies, eh?
Keep makin' them after reading some Kostard garbage.
Posted by: captain*hand-baby maker at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (wZ2hu)
McAdam Tar Shampoo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:47 AM (elbY7)
Really: almost makes me miss Palin Steel and Erg.
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 27, 2015 12:48 AM (1brdf)
Dave won't tell you, but he was recently promoted.
He finally got a brush?
EXCELLENT uncommon Monty Python reference!
Posted by: John Boehner at May 27, 2015 12:48 AM (XO6WW)
Keeping making those hand-babies.
*psst* Jerry Epstein - he had his picture taken with Clinton and Obama even after it was known that Jerry's a pedo.
Posted by: captain*hand-baby maker at May 27, 2015 12:49 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2015 12:49 AM (tQwIz)
Did you notice the preponderance of blondes? Very large German, Polish, and northern Italian community there with roots back to the late 19th century large-scale immigration.
Been many years, but I remember Curitiba had a particularly nice Little Italy section, with great food.
America, obviously, is a diverse country (used in its real, lost sense). Think New Orleans vs. Burlington VT vs. Albuquerque. Butput Curitiba alongside Salvador da Bahia or Natal, it's almost impossible to think it's the same country.
I won't even askabout the two-legged wildlife. Only so much torture I caninflict on myself.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2015 12:50 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:50 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:50 AM (AylSc)
McAdam Tar Shampoo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Will it clean whitewall tars?
Posted by: Hillary, campaigning at May 27, 2015 12:50 AM (tQwIz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:51 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: derit at May 27, 2015 12:51 AM (jT+gh)
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Kaczynski, McVeigh, Gacy...., all of the great ones were Dems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:52 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 12:52 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 27, 2015 12:53 AM (zo/PD)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:53 AM (elbY7)
3" jumping spider monsters
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2015 12:05 AM (LWu6U)
I don't understand those words in that order.
Around here, jumping spiders are the size of pinheads, they are utterly harmless, and I regard them as cute.
*crosses Japan off travel list*
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 12:53 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:52 AM (F2IAQ)
***
Why, it's almost as if there were a pattern involved.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 27, 2015 12:53 AM (3F6F8)
I shot a Puma .454 lever action rifle years ago, and always kicked myself for not buying it as you can shoot .45 Colt in it as well. At the time I bought a Marlin .45-70 instead, a Limited Edition with the full length 7-round tube mag and a octagonal barrel... and the rifle kicks like a really, really pissed-off angry kicky thingamajig with hot BufBor loads. Pretty rifle, but I wouldn't want to try and smuggle it past the green-clad Park Nazis if I want to wander God's Country. So the Smith .44 goes into the pack.
Posted by: I'm so manly I shit grizzly-stuffed sharks with mohawks at May 27, 2015 12:53 AM (BvOHH)
Posted by: Eric Clapner at May 27, 2015 12:54 AM (W5DcG)
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Huh. I and here all this time I thought you pulled your handle from that casino in Reno.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:54 AM (9iR5/)
Uh, Tim Conway beat you to it back in the '90s.
He once did a joke that his doctor had him eating so much fiber, he was crapping wicker furniture.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (elbY7)
Waking up with a blue-tailed skank on your arm is no picnic either.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (noWW6)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Pelts qdpsteve with live, rabid, squirrels. Laughs at how well the pine tar makes them stick.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM
Ah, I see. You know what looks good with bald? Leather jackets. Time has been kind to me. I'm still kicking it '74 style.
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (tBSrv)
Surely you Josh, Earnestly!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (RzZOc)
https://youtu.be/-s-wzTRwJMg (NSFW)
They only show a few seconds worth on the show, but it was enough to catch it if you've ever heard the song.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 12:56 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: I'm so manly
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Here ya go.
http://tinyurl.com/pbto5am
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 12:58 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2015 12:55 AM (dULJN)
If you are walking in the woods, and come across bear scat, you can easily tell which breed of bear was responsible. Black bear sh*t has the hulls of berries and partially-digested grass in it. Grizzly sh*t contains little bells, and smells like hot peppers.
Posted by: Hillary, campaigning at May 27, 2015 12:58 AM (tQwIz)
Score! Old Blue! It's an amalgamation. I think I've explained before, but when our friends and we used to go to NV, before air travel got to be such a hassle, that's the nickname they would call me. Just cuz.
Posted by: Kalneva at May 27, 2015 12:59 AM (zo/PD)
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Tear it up Otho, tear it up!
The best part? My wife lurves rubbing my bald head. Maybe she thinks it brings her good luck. I don't complain because it feels really good.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 12:59 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at
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Slapping at the squirrels only makes them angrier and bite more.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:00 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:01 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Kalneva at May 27, 2015 01:02 AM (zo/PD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 01:02 AM (elbY7)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:02 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 12:45 AM (F0Cog)
You're not just gonna turn him into whale poop? Don't have to clean your gun that way.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2015 01:03 AM (9Bl5d)
Posted by: Tilikum
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The squirrels have reach an agreement with the neighbor's German Shepherd, if he can't catch them, he can't kill them. They seem very cautious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 01:04 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 01:04 AM (elbY7)
If that ain't enough, you know what to do.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:04 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2015 01:03 AM (9Bl5d)
I expect it is hard to floss when all you have are flippers.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 01:04 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Fake 40mm grenade launcher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 01:05 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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He'll expect a whale to try and devour him, but a killer whale packing heat?
Element of surprise.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:06 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2015 01:06 AM (tQwIz)
G'night kids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2015 01:06 AM (F2IAQ)
If that ain't enough, you know what to do.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:04 AM (XmOA9)
Ye little fishes. I hope this isn't some set up for the punch-line: "you aren't here for the hunting, are you son?"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2015 01:06 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Davey Crock-of-it at May 27, 2015 01:06 AM (BvOHH)
Hard to get a scale in that picture, but that hole looked so big, Sandra Fluke got jealous.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:07 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Kindltot
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We have those little fish to take care of the food particles in our teeth.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:07 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Help Desk at May 27, 2015 01:08 AM (2AlPN)
Certainly not! I suggest the sixth one is for your friends kneecap. But if your alone.....
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:09 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
****
Read a story where one friend outran the other, but the bear wanted the faster, healthier one.
Guess he figured he could get the slower one later.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:12 AM (F0Cog)
In a related story, 60,000 male Twitter users yesterday claim they experienced sudden permanent blindness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 01:14 AM (elbY7)
Monday through Wednesday, we bowl a Senior nine pin no tap tournament at Sam's Town. Moving from Palace Station to South Point on Monday. Want to build up some comps at South Point because the Open and Women's National Tournaments are going to be there the next couple of years.
Leave Vegas Thursday for Reno to bowl the National Mixed Tournament on Friday/Saturday with a couple of friends that we've bowled with for years. Wife is taking eight teams to the Women's National Tournament so we're there until Tuesday when we leave for Denver. We get home on Thursday, get to do laundry and then leave for the Open Tournament in El Paso.
We arrive on El Paso on Monday and have an hour on the tournament practice lanes. Bowl Tuesday and Wednesday, then on Thursday I bowl the two side tournaments, the Bowlers Journal scratch tournament and the Forty Frame game. Leave Friday for Denver and I want to stop in Alamogordo and maybe Roswell.
Back in Denver by that Sunday. I will not want to bowl again until maybe August.
ROAD TRIP!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:14 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:18 AM (9iR5/)
Like sharks, they can't help how they look. And like sharks, they're not evil, not in the way that moslems can be. They just have that triggering look.
Decades ago, my friends and I were playing in the back yard and this huge bulldog emerged from the woods. Classic type, fangs from the bottom lip, scary as hell. We all scattered.
Minutes later, I saw that he was still out there. So I ventured out, came close and petted him. Lots of wagging from the tail area (no actual tail of course) and the guy seemed so happy to have a bit of affection. I learned a lot then--scary looks don't necessarily mean scary attitude (in animals. Not true for moslems). Still haven't petted any spiders, but gained a bit of respect for how God (or Nature) designs things.
Posted by: Null at May 27, 2015 01:19 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Old Blue
****
So we can't divvy up your stuff is what you're saying?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:20 AM (F0Cog)
Have fun.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:21 AM (XmOA9)
Cthulhu needs a strike team to assist in terminating all these rouge POP3 connections.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 27, 2015 12:26 AM (AylSc)
We made some decent progress today. Today was safer than yesterday; tomorrow will be safer than today. It is literally going to take months and thousands of dollars to deal with this in a responsible way -- to say nothing of billable time. And there WILL be some changes in corporate policy, much as the bureaucracy would rather things stay the same.
I know that the head of Intuit security was VERY interested to find out that I'd had four telephone calls from tech support after I'd laid out my concerns to him across a table and he'd personally assured me they were baseless. I know this 'cause I talked with him -- he provided the lookup for the caller ID.
And, once again.....there's an opportunity -- the drives will be imaged. If the malefactor would 'fess up with every single piece of the malware involved, we can correct for that and move forward......leaving the imaged drives as backup if things go astray. That's going to happen and will cost (haven't got the estimates yet) about $1000 per suspected drive. Or I can have them imaged and cleaned at about $3500 per drive. Whoever did this to me could make things better for themselves by coming forward ASAP to fully state what had been done.
Since I have no 100% guaranteed uncompromised emails, send details to ace....I'll be around to pick 'em up shortly.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Davey Crock-of-it at May 27, 2015 01:22 AM (BvOHH)
Just remember when carrying that six-gun in the woods. Only five are for the bear.
If that ain't enough, you know what to do.
Shoot the other guy in the knee.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 01:23 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:20 AM (F0Cog)Exactly. I'm not sure who I want to give my Winston Churchill anthology of WWII to, but I want to give it, not have you guys carry off all my belongings and I come home to an empty house.
The Horde has the pillaging part down pretty good. It's the burning it down and salting the earth where it stood part, ya'll are still pretty shakey at.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:24 AM (9iR5/)
1) Malignant narcissism and always being correct and effete and knowing everything about everything and global warming you motards.
2) Their women are ugly, therefore they are forced to sometimes lower standards and mingle with conservative women. Sometime this mingling can change them to conservatives which is sort of kryptonite to them, which makes them angrier.
The End. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 27, 2015 01:24 AM (FCPu0)
I think how pissed I was having to trash my last laptop due to malware.
You seem downright composed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:25 AM (XmOA9)
I had ten strikes in a row during practice last week. Choked on the eleventh. Dammit.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:27 AM (9iR5/)
1) Malignant narcissism and always being correct and effete and knowing everything about everything and global warming you motards.
2) Their women are ugly, therefore they are forced to sometimes lower standards and mingle with conservative women. Sometime this mingling can change them to conservatives which is sort of kryptonite to them, which makes them angrier.
The End. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 27, 2015 01:24 AM (FCPu0)
If you're not mad, you aren't paying attention!
However, the right is mad about certain things which can be controlled, but have gone awry lately; the left is mad about pretty much everything, including human nature and the planetary climate centuries from now.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 27, 2015 01:29 AM (WEvvb)
The Horde has the pillaging part down pretty good. It's the burning it down and salting the earth where it stood part, ya'll are still pretty shakey at.
Posted by: Old Blue
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Winston was one hell of a guy.
Burning and salting? We definitely need more practice, and fire retardant suits. May those crispy morons rest in peace.
Salting? We might want to communicate that one container of Morton's table salt will not be adequate.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:29 AM (F0Cog)
A friend of mine had a 300 taken from him during a scratch league. They said the lane was blocked.
The whole league moved to different venue the next season.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:30 AM (XmOA9)
---
Trashed mine due to Black Velvet and Faygo.
Posted by: JD at May 27, 2015 01:30 AM (TzeLs)
You seem downright composed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Composed like Denzel in Man on Fire.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 27, 2015 01:31 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: JD at May 27, 2015 01:30 AM (TzeLs)
Is that some sort of slang you young'ns are using? Sounds kinda dirty.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:32 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: JD at May 27, 2015 01:32 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:35 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:30 AM (XmOA9)
----------Having been the lead lane inspector for the local association for about six years, I call bullshit. Sort of like Glenn Alison's 900 series that ABC and then the USBC wouldn't certify.But then the USBC certified two of the three 900 series, bowled unopposed with no witnesses of this kid out of Ft. Drum, NY. I know how the kid did it. I could do it if I wanted to cheat. They changed the rules after that, but they still gave the special little snowflake his two nine hundred rings.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:36 AM (9iR5/)
Take care, God Bless all of you. Stay safe, love each other, and harass the hell out of the trolls. I expect nothing less.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 27, 2015 01:40 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2015 01:46 AM (elbY7)
wow cthulhu sounds like your email security issue is still sucking.
when do you think it will all be back to normal?Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2015 01:48 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2015 01:54 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 01:22 AM (T1005
I think how pissed I was having to trash my last laptop due to malware.
You seem downright composed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 01:25 AM (XmOA9)
Accountant. Hate to waste money.....and I likely even complemented their nic. If I can do an image for $1000 instead of $3500, I'd hate to blow the extra $2500 if it wasn't necessary. So I'm hoping he'll come forth, confess all, and limit the amount paid to specialists.....'cause big checks are about to be written. The Intuit security guy is going to put me in contact with the guy who did data recovery from that drive that re-entered on the doomed shuttle and was found in a field. He knows drives.
But I've got to say my buddy's got the Gift of Love -- I have a heartfelt discussion with Security at Intuit and later tell him about four follow-up calls from tech support; I interact with top levels at AOL and he says things are put to bed over the weekend....only to find the 5/23 ONT @30.....my buddy is doin' more to motivate folks than I could ever do.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2015 01:58 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2015 01:59 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: eman at May 26, 2015 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
Say what?
Posted by: Mean Joe Greene at May 27, 2015 02:02 AM (0bXhD)
hi all
wow cthulhu sounds like your email security issue is still sucking. when do you think it will all be back to normal?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2015 01:48 AM (2XMpf)
No telling. But the shenanigans (and bragging here) over the weekend aren't looking too bad. I'm working on being quiet and respectful. I know that I've got their best guy on it.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 02:06 AM (T1005)
I knew it. Under that Cephalopod exterior you're just a softie.
Oh. Right.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 02:06 AM (UVfht)
So I'm hoping he'll come forth, confess all...
I knew it. Under that Cephalopod exterior you're just a softie.
Oh. Right.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 02:06 AM (UVfht)
If he wants the $3500/drive option, he need do nothing -- that's headed his way.
And, BTW, from earlier squawking -- he should study about the differences between Terms of Service Abuse, Felonies, and Torts. Hint: I don't have to get a DA off their lazy ass for a tort.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 02:12 AM (T1005)
Hint: I don't have to get a DA off their lazy ass for a tort.
I sense ... an upcoming display of the Eight Tentacle Spanking Technique ... sort of like taiko, but with 6 additional arms.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2015 02:23 AM (FlRtG)
Signing off now, but I'll leave you with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y
(SFW, but disappointing for some metalheads)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 02:29 AM (UVfht)
In that spirit, here is some cthulhu-themed written entertainment I ran across just today:
http://robertahoyt.livejournal.com/5902.html
You may or may not have already read it, as it is old.
Posted by: Piercello at May 27, 2015 02:30 AM (QJCCx)
Hint: I don't have to get a DA off their lazy ass for a tort.
I sense ... an upcoming display of the Eight Tentacle Spanking Technique ... sort of like taiko, but with 6 additional arms.
Posted by: Arbalest at May 27, 2015 02:23 AM (FlRtG)
I'm not interested in spanking. I'm interested in limiting the damage done and having it paid by the right party.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 02:34 AM (T1005)
BTW, I seem to recall reading somewhere that a keylogger can be
considered a wiretap. WIthout a warrant, wiretaps are usually frowned
upon.
Signing off now, but I'll leave you with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y
(SFW, but disappointing for some metalheads)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2015 02:29 AM (UVfht)
....and oddly stand apart from Terms of Service Disputes. Seriously, dude -- didn't you note the glowing malignancy? Keyloggers are one of the Unforgivable Curses of the blogging world. I'm burning out a bunch of hardware, which will be quite expensive.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2015 02:46 AM (T1005)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2015 02:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 27, 2015 02:58 AM (e/33/)
Good news for me. Rain, but normal amounts where the granddaughter be.
Did chemjeff get in touch with his sister?
Anybody hear fro Bob in Houston?
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 27, 2015 03:14 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: thathalfrican at May 27, 2015 03:30 AM (R5HRU)
Plus, if you fall asleep, the clowns will eat you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 27, 2015 03:33 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 27, 2015 03:33 AM (nSOh+)<<<
That's just your crappy bed. The evil monkey in the closet is the real danger.
Posted by: Chris Griffin at May 27, 2015 03:43 AM (dkfG0)
But I'm drinking a beer and took two large shots in celebration.
Tha'ts gonna lay me out in about 20 minutes...
Posted by: thathalfrican at May 27, 2015 03:49 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican at May 27, 2015 04:02 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 27, 2015 04:03 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: JD at May 27, 2015 04:07 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2015 04:19 AM (1sJza)
Utopia is somewhere in the Alpha Centauri System.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 05:07 AM (U7H1n)
I'm just riffing here, but I was thinking that nobody would miss 80% of
what is new, and that 80% of what makes life good is in the past.
80% of todays music?
80% of todays TV/Movies?
80% of todays convience products?
Am I onto something here, or just on something?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2015 12:24 AM (XmOA9)"
There is one of those "Laws" named after some science fiction writer that I am too lazy to look up that says "90% of everything is crap". This is in response to somebody who was complaining that 90% of science fiction is crap.
The reason that there is so much good stuff from the past is because people usually only preserve the good stuff and the crap from the past tends to be forgotten. I suppose that this could be taken as an argument for conservatism. Many generations have produced a lot of stuff and it is worthwhile to keep the best of what they created.
Progressives, of course, believe that they are so smart and well intentioned that they can do better than everybody who has ever lived. And we can see from the domestic and foreign policy results of our progressive President how well that generally works out.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2015 05:12 AM (QHgTq)
Pick any medium. Sitcoms, action movies, historical dramas, SF novels, anything you can think that can be given a categorization. In any given year a great mound of it is produced. A decade later only a small fraction will have any ongoing interest.
Posted by: Epobirs at May 27, 2015 05:32 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2015 05:46 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2015 05:46 AM (ztOda)
You win the internets!
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 27, 2015 05:51 AM (U7H1n)
Well, thanks for that revelatory bit of information.
(I didn't actually say that. I just thought it.)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2015 05:54 AM (1sJza)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 27, 2015 06:04 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 27, 2015 06:06 AM (8MArR)
Feminism is nothing more than gender supremacism, an ideology no different at its core than racial supremacism.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 27, 2015 06:06 AM (8MArR)"
There is a part in the movie "Goodfellas" where Henry Hill is talking about what it means to be a Made Man, a full member of the Mafia. Part of the package is "You can fuck with other people but nobody can fuck with you."
That seems like the essence of supremacism. It is also worth considering that the Mafia originated in Sicily and that Sicily had been conquered and controlled by Muslims for centuries. In some ways, it seems like the Mafia is Islam without the religious aspects but keeping the violence, supremacism and the right to tax the kufirs.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 27, 2015 06:21 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Cooter at May 27, 2015 08:32 AM (Uff7i)
1) Don't run
2) Lay on ground and play dead
3) Protect your head and stomach
4) When bear isn't looking, punch him in the nuts
Posted by: WatingForMartel at May 27, 2015 01:09 PM (BYSrJ)
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