Hollywood Hates You and Spits On All Of Your Values

The proof: This remake.

Because a character as compelling as "Jonny Utah" couldn't be allowed to sit the twenty-first century out.

Oh by the way, thanks to @rsmccain, here's your daily dose of pointless, frivolous little-girl feminist "rebellion."

At least it's actual children engaging in this silliness, instead of 37-year-old womgirls.

Update: Coming soon -- Goonies 2.

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 I just watched the trailer and can't wait to see it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 07:30 PM (PMlgt)

2 Well I was never planning on watching it. But yeah Hollywood has an aversion to risk so they are always remaking previous titles.

But then when something like Moses remake gets green-lighted, Ridley Scott thinks he can go all super creative. And produce true drek.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:30 PM (V8fhv)

3 When they remake Gone With the Wind it'll be about a Muslim family trying to make it in Dearborn despite Islamophobia.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (LImiJ)

4 Yes, I can hardly wait to give some more of my money to Hollywood elites, that is if there's any left over from my $10,000 healthcare deductible!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (ftVQq)

5 The Husband asked why I loathe Point Break yet am OK with Fast and the Furious. I had no answer. It's the same reasoning as voting GOP I guess, a slightly less loathsome version of the same thing.

Posted by: tms at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (gQHeD)

6 But then when something like Moses remake gets green-lighted, Ridley Scott thinks he can go all super creative. And produce true drek.

Well, in their defense, this is not an uncommon fate for remakes.

Posted by: Sergeant Raymond Shaw at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (J0IP0)

7 In other news, History makes a series that accurately portrays a brutalistic despot, beta male pussies in the media react accordingly.

See newsbusters.

Posted by: Kenway at May 26, 2015 07:33 PM (Rf2T4)

8 When they remake Gone With the Wind it'll be about a Muslim family trying to make it in Dearborn despite Islamophobia.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (LImiJ)

Miss al Sharlatte, I don't no nothin' bout' beheadin' no infidels!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 07:33 PM (ftVQq)

9 >>> But yeah Hollywood has an aversion to risk so they are always remaking previous titles.

that's not true, not the way you seem to intend it.

Hollywood has "always" remade movies -- at the pace of one every two or three years.

In the past eight years, they have shifted to making five, six, eight remakes per year.

Posted by: ace at May 26, 2015 07:34 PM (PA7DS)

10 I could see Scarlett bint O'Islam wearing a burka made from a curtain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:35 PM (V8fhv)

11 Because an extreme athlete can join the FBI and still hit the 90 degree slopes. Yeah, got it.

Posted by: Allah at May 26, 2015 07:35 PM (53CCM)

12 I'll watch it when it comes out on DVD and I can get it at the library.

Age of Ultron, too.

Posted by: Jack at May 26, 2015 07:36 PM (53CCM)

13 I hope they got a lot of feminazi input to adapt the characters for this new century.

Posted by: the makers of the new "Mad Max-ine" at May 26, 2015 07:36 PM (dkfG0)

14 Fuck Hollywood and everything about it. They suck donkey balls.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 07:36 PM (ucDmr)

15 C-130 FTW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2015 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

16 Just looked at the link and if I wasn't behind school uniforms before I am now. It is one less thing for my kid to be whining about going out the door to school. Also, I was watching Alias with my tween daughter- in which Jennifer Garner seemed obligated to wear a crop top every episode - and Daughter yelled at the screen, "Find a shirt that fits you already!" I warmed the cold corners of my heart.

Posted by: tms at May 26, 2015 07:37 PM (gQHeD)

17 Needs moar EXTrEEEMEe!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 26, 2015 07:37 PM (n/vq+)

18 Crop top day and no trigger warning?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2015 07:38 PM (6n332)

19 So the best way to fight the over sexualization of women's bodies is to sexualize your body? Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 07:39 PM (7iMHC)

20 Ugh, no!

Never realized it before how much Point Break must have inspired the Fast and Furious franchise. And I think I'd rather watch Fast and Furious 12 than that PB remake.

Posted by: DHS at May 26, 2015 07:39 PM (XTnol)

21 You don't remake the classics.

I'm sure it'll go over as well as the last Conan remake.

Posted by: brak at May 26, 2015 07:39 PM (/LZdt)

22 They could have remade that move, called it something else, and no one would have noticed or cared.

Instead, they fucked it up.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 26, 2015 07:39 PM (Edob3)

23 the anxious goat... everything that guy just said is bullshit... still laughing...

well done, sir.

Posted by: emily post at May 26, 2015 07:40 PM (CrYC8)

24 - Whoa.

Posted by: Keanu Reeves at May 26, 2015 07:41 PM (0MJOU)

25 Will their be hand masturbatin in this movie? Asking for our local Imam.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 07:41 PM (ucDmr)

26 Is Gary Busey going to be in this one?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 07:42 PM (NeFrd)

27 I can't watch Point Break without Keanu's awe inspiring acting skilz. He becomes every character he's ever played which is kind of eerie since every character he plays seems to be Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (g1DWB)

28 Oh shit I'm a movie whore.

Looks pretty good except for the name of the one character-

"They call me Bodey!"

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (RJMhd)

29 School uniform is "dehumanizing" and "promotes rape culture" but wearing a crop top and mini denim shorts doesn't?!?!?!?

Your parents and teaches must be so proud!

Posted by: DHS at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (XTnol)

30 How they gonna make Goonies 2?

I'm way too busy Vice Presidentin' to reprise my role as Sloth.

Posted by: Joke Biden at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (dkfG0)

31 "Hollywood has 'always' remade movies -- at the pace of one every two or three years. In the past eight years, they have shifted to making five, six, eight remakes per year."

I know that liquidation bankruptcy is handled under Chapter 7, and reorganization bankruptcy is Chapter 11.

Under which chapter does creative bankruptcy fall?

Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (noWW6)

32 off sock

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (XTnol)

33 Scarlet, you deserve to be beaten and by someone who knows how

Posted by: Rhett Al-Butler at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (KFdZd)

34 Never saw the first one, looks new to me!!

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (RJMhd)

35 (and such a cute goat)

Posted by: emily post at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (CrYC8)

36 Thus far, Columbus, Richard Donner and Steven Spielberg haven't come up with a story for The Goonies 2 that they're happy with.

I have some ideas. You'll love them!

Hey, over here!

I don't think they can hear me.

Posted by: George Lucas at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (J0IP0)

37 What a fkd up mess.

Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

38 Found a second laserdisc player at Goodwill after dinnner. Came with the three Star Wars movies. Sitting and watching 'The Empire Strikes Back' right now.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

39 Smartest and most creative people on earth recycle 60s and 70s terrible sitcoms.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (TV9BR)

40 The movie trailer is quite striking, visually. So I can agree, what this country needs is more adrenaline junkies who do shit just to see if they can get away with it. This too, is the story of Obama, yes?

And Baltimore, Ferguson, Cleveland, and coming soon to a theater near you.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (7iMHC)

41 Well, can't be any worse than remaking Red Dawn with North Koreans as the bad guys.

I'll be honest, if I had never heard of the original, this would look pretty cool. But the point of Point Break was never cool action movie. It was Patrick Swayze teaming up with Keanu Reeves being Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: AD at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (yBmlR)

42 9 Hollywood has "always" remade movies -- at the pace of one every two or three years.

In the past eight years, they have shifted to making five, six, eight remakes per year.

Well, the supply of movies for possible remakes does keep growing. And ANYTHING beats another Batman remake.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (bo7G7)

43 Hollywierd makes crap, and the people who w*rk in the industry, for the most part, are assholes... even the decent ones i know have to keep their head down their mouth's shut, or they will never get another j*b.

F them all: i give them $0.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (I8nxO)

44 WHY?

Posted by: Spiderman! - 2016 at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (XVOlz)

45 8 Miss al Sharlatte, I don't no nothin' bout' birthin no hand babies!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 07:33 PM (ftVQq)

FIFY

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (9Bl5d)

46 This "Point Break" film, which features a lot of scenes of "base jumping" with "extreme sports" guys in wingsuits, couldn't have been released at a more tasteless and awkward moment, considering that just in the last couple weeks there were not one, not two, but three major wingsuit base-jumping disasters, in which four extreme sports guys have died doing it.

At the exact moment in history when base-jumping became uncool and stupid, they release a movie revolving around it. Brilliant.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (jBuUi)

47 "Goat Break"

Starring cleric Yousef and his gang of sand surfing goat fuckers.

Its all fun and games until Johnny Utah catches one of the marauders pregnant-handed

...coming to a boudin tent near wherever

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (H4y6S)

48 Point Break gets a Fast and Furious upgrade.

Posted by: Robinson at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (+exqw)

49 Why does the herc need a refueling pod? (you'll see it mounted outboard of outboard engine) Airdrop and then refuel a few heli's??? Then where's the palletized fuselage tank needed for refueling?

Oh right, movie magic.

Posted by: BananaDream at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (vLk7c)

50 And ANYTHING beats another Batman remake.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (bo7G7)

How about another Rocky?

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (HtUkt)

51 What a fkd up mess.
Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Pirates of the Caribbean 4 at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

52 Point Break - the original - wasn't guys trying to destroy the world's financial market. It was dudes financing their surfing through robbery.

NOW, it's extreme athletes looking to bring down the world economy through the use of flying squirrel costumes?

And, they're murderous to boot?

Fight Club meets The Wild Bunch directed by Michael Bay

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (0MJOU)

53 This sucks.

Posted by: Red Dawn : the one that sucked at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (XVOlz)

54 The visuals are pretty good, on IMAX could be even better than the hand butter on y'alls pop corn.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (RJMhd)

55 Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I Am. An. F, B, I, Agent!

Posted by: Johnny Utah at May 26, 2015 07:48 PM (G4aHK)

56 So the Point Break reboot:
Makes them Extreme!! Athletes.
And switches hair colors of the leads.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 26, 2015 07:48 PM (ZPrif)

57 Keanu Reeves being Keanu Reeves.

------------------

Whoa!

Posted by: Bill, or was it Ted? Doesn't matter, they're both stoned at May 26, 2015 07:49 PM (KFdZd)

58 "Goat Break"

****

Whoa. Braaaaaa!

/Jihadi Utah

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 07:49 PM (NeFrd)

59 I think this has real potential.

Posted by: Thor as a GIRL at May 26, 2015 07:49 PM (XVOlz)

60 Under which chapter does creative bankruptcy fall?
Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 07:43 PM (noWW6)

Last coupl'a book I read? Around about chapter three to chapter six....

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 07:49 PM (t//F+)

61 As long as it's gay, and about global warming.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

62 Well, the supply of movies for possible remakes does keep growing. And ANYTHING beats another Batman remake.

Let's see. We just did Tomorrowland. We still have Fantasyland, New Orleans Square, Frontierland, Toon Town and the Enchanted Tiki Room. We'll be skinning you rubes for years!

Posted by: Walt Disney at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)

63 I'm waitng for the "When Harry Met Hairy Palm" reboot.

Spoiler alert, the hand get pregnant.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (TV9BR)

64 Point Break without the wooden Keanu Reeves has it's appeal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (rwI+c)

65 Okay bro, check this [snoooort]
Why don't we make a remake of Ishtar with Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill? Those idiots will eat that shit up!

Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (tgnRB)

66 Can never have too many remakes!

Posted by: Ben Affleck at May 26, 2015 07:51 PM (XVOlz)

67 When, oh when will the remake Grosse Pointe Break?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (t//F+)

68 Yes, your point break remake is totally classy enough to start with an ancient proverb!

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (vmMMi)

69 I spent an evening with goonies once; some penicillin cleared it up

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (jT+gh)

70 Rollerball (2002) didn't suck.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (lHZsI)

71 Meanwhile, I'm watching The Green Mile, mostly because it was on. It's a good movie, it is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (rwI+c)

72 - Better Will Hunting -

Fresh off his win at the World Series of Poker, former Bostonian and genius, Will Hunting ....

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (0MJOU)

73 BTW I did not know a C-130 has smuggling compartments like the ones Han Solo had aboard the Millennium Falcon. Really folks?

Yep Ace it is accelerating and getting worse. Which means either we will see a massive cratering when audiences refuse to fork over $12. Or Hollyweird will double down and remake George Clooney's Tomorrow Land next year.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (V8fhv)

74 Yo Adrian! Bring me my walker and my Metamucil. Also my depends could use a changing.

Posted by: Rocky 12 at May 26, 2015 07:52 PM (KFdZd)

75 Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Sex and the City 2 at May 26, 2015 07:53 PM (XVOlz)

76 Looks like "Muffin Top Day" at Etobicoke School of the Arts

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 26, 2015 07:53 PM (V+kmg)

77 46
At the exact moment in history when base-jumping became uncool and stupid, they release a movie revolving around it. Brilliant.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (jBuUi)

You and your rationality. Talk about a buzzkill.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

78 Didn't Spielberg et. al all work together on the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? #suckedballz

Posted by: jmel at May 26, 2015 07:54 PM (s+joY)

79 You're a Hollywood executive who's run out of ideas, but you *have* to put out a summer hit to save your job. What do you do?
What. Do. You. Do?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 07:54 PM (XTnol)

80 You know what movie is ripe for a remake?

Fifty Shades of Gray.

I mean, damn, that shit is, like, two months old already! No one remembers it.

So we're doing a remake called Fifty-One Shades of Gray, and it's pretty much the same concept except in this one the girl has a weird, bizarre fetish for a loving, stable relationship based on mutual respect and altruism.

Freaky!

Also, make the chick blonde or something, this time. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

81 What a fkd up mess.
Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

I know, right?
Posted by: Pirates of the Caribbean 4 at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

*fist bump*

Word, bro.

Posted by: Ishtar at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)

82 This time the Terminator is transgendered. Hollywood makes a bold casting choice by making Bruce Jenner the lead.

Posted by: Terminator X at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (g4fDs)

83 Can't do The Terminator story too many times...right? Stupid skynet still hasn't figured it out

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (Dth0i)

84 *yawns*

*farts*

Well, in fairness, I hate hollywood and spit on their values, too.

One of the big symptoms of a crumbling society is the decay of artistic expression.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (S0bOl)

85 You're a Hollywood executive who's run out of ideas, but you *have* to put out a summer hit to save your job. What do you do?
What. Do. You. Do?

*cough*

Posted by: Aquaman at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (8ZskC)

86 You're a Hollywood executive who's run out of ideas, but you *have* to put out a summer hit to save your job. What do you do?
What. Do. You. Do?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 07:54 PM (XTnol)

I have some ideas. Call me.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (7iMHC)

87 >>Point Break without the wooden Keanu Reeves has it's appeal.

Uh, I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (XTnol)

88 BTW has Ortho killed Antman yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (V8fhv)

89 Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'

Posted by: Officer Danny Butterman at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

90 Why don't we make a remake of Ishtar with Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill? Those idiots will eat that shit up!
Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (tgnRB)

I have a co-worker who has an autographed picture of Channing Tatum at her desk. I told her once that I though Tatum went kinda butch since her role in Paper Moon.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (t//F+)

91 BTW has Ortho killed Antman yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Why is the fat guy from Beetlejuice trying to kill Antman?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (tgnRB)

92 Okay- just do a mash-up of all Keanu Reeves movies...

Oh, wait, there could be a fatal flaw in this plan.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (NeFrd)

93 83 Get out of my head!!!!!!!

Posted by: Terminator X at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (g4fDs)

94 Looks like pulling out of that was a good career move for Gerard Butler

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (9Bl5d)

95 How about a Clueless remake starring Miley Cyrus?!

Rocky starring Ryan Reynolds?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (PMlgt)

96 They'd better not even think about re-doing Speed or Die Hard (and yeah, Die Hard: All in the family, yo! #5 sucked).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 07:57 PM (XTnol)

97 So who's up for a new Howard the Duck movie? After George Lucas raped that premise, a reboot can only go up in quality.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:58 PM (V8fhv)

98 If everybody spent as much on movies as I do this problem would get solved a lot quicker.

2015 = $0.00

Posted by: Pendejo at May 26, 2015 07:58 PM (4LIZj)

99 Rambo's lesbian daughter leads a group of oppressed lesbian chicks out of their rape dorms and leads them to a safe place - cutting off men's dicks in the process!

Posted by: Rambo 5 : Daughter of Rambo at May 26, 2015 07:58 PM (XVOlz)

100 Okay- just do a mash-up of all Keanu Reeves movies...

Whoa.

Posted by: keanu reeves at May 26, 2015 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

101 Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Pirates 4 was based on a book, in the sense that they wanted to use the title of the book for the subtitle of the movie.

Tim Powers (the author) seems okay with it, though. He likes the cash. (I have the book in my to-read pile, and have not seen the movie.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 07:59 PM (J0IP0)

102 Coming soon:

Bitchy Resting Face: The Movie, starring that chick who first appeared in "Bitchy Resting Face (Two-Minute Short" and then got a massive fan-base and went viral when she was picked to be in those AT&T commercials. (Yeah, it's the same girl.)

It's 120 minutes of her bitchy, cute face doing stuff 'n' stuff.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 07:59 PM (jBuUi)

103 5 The Husband asked why I loathe Point Break yet am OK with Fast and the Furious. I had no answer.
Posted by: tms at May 26, 2015 07:32 PM (gQHeD)

Because fast and furious is awesome?

I honestly don't know if I saw the original point break. It's about Keanu and Patrick surfing and being undercover right? This movie looks...different.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 07:59 PM (vmMMi)

104 This time the Terminator is transgendered. Hollywood makes a bold casting choice by making Bruce Jenner the lead.

Yeah, more likely to be Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (J0IP0)

105 Shoulda held off on the "Red Sonja" remake for 5 years...

*slaps head*

Posted by: Richard Rodriguez at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (XTnol)

106 >>>Let's see. We just did Tomorrowland. We still have
Fantasyland, New Orleans Square, Frontierland, Toon Town and the
Enchanted Tiki Room. We'll be skinning you rubes for years!

Posted by: Walt Disney at May 26, 2015 07:50 PM (8ZskC)<<<

The Tea Cups flick is going to be epic! Especially in 3d! With all flare all over the place!!!

Posted by: JJ Abrams at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (dkfG0)

107 What a fkd up mess.

Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Pirates of the Caribbean 4 at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

*fist bump*

Word, bro.

Posted by: Ishtar at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)

What it is, my brothers.

Posted by: Caddyshack II at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (JO9+V)

108 Tatum went kinda butch since her role in Paper Moon.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (t//F+)

Watched it the other night....still a great flick.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (HtUkt)

109 How about a remake of 9 & a Half Weeks?......replacing Kim Basinger's part with a goat.

Posted by: A hopeful Jihadi at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (g4fDs)

110 Okay, we do another Vacation movie, except this time it's set in the future and they're going to Mars.

Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (tgnRB)

111 Looks like a stupid teen flick.

What is new about that? Aren't all flicks now for 15-25 year old males with no life?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (0FSuD)

112

Posted by: The Matrix 4 : Complete Incoherence at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (XVOlz)

113 2015 = $0.00

I have spent 16.95 this year. I bought American Sniper last weekend.

Last year I bought Song of the South.

Not getting rich off me anyway.

Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (kCq6U)

114 Why did they stop making the police acadamy movies? could have been at 15 or so by now

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (Dth0i)

115 I liked Point Break. I probably would like this new Point Break. Especially if it's Point Break meets Oceans thirteen : The Bad Luck Years.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (7iMHC)

116 Mars Needs the Griswalds?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (V8fhv)

117
107
What a fkd up mess.

Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Pirates of the Caribbean 4 at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

*fist bump*

Word, bro.

Posted by: Ishtar at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)

What it is, my brothers.

Posted by: Caddyshack II at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (JO9+V)
Bitches, please.

Posted by: Highlander II at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

118 How about a "Field of Dreams" remake except he builds a drive-in movie theater in his farm and movie star ghosts come out of the corn?

You can still have the ghosts and the road trip and the time travel. Heck, carry the point of the original movie (whatever it was) over to the remake, too.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (lHZsI)

119 A "Clueless" remake with Miley Cyrus?

What would they call it- "Tasteless"? Or perhaps "Shameless"?

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (6n332)

120 Do they have ex-president rubber masks in this remake?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (NeFrd)

121 Netwars VI: The LOLcats Strike Back

Posted by: George Lucas at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (8ZskC)

122 The Tea Cups flick is going to be epic! Especially in 3d! With all flare all over the place!!!

Small World: It's a small world, after all ... for the damned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

123 The novel On Stranger Tides is pretty good, I thought it was worth the read. He does do some period research, even though he downplays it in interviews.

I like Powers' older stuff, his recent stuff feels like stuff that was written around premises that were rejected by Art Bell. Not bad, mind you, but I have other things to read.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (t//F+)

124 Okay, we do another Vacation movie, except this time it's set in the future and they're going to Mars.

Wasn't that already a plot on Futurama?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (J0IP0)

125 >>The Husband asked why I loathe Point Break yet am OK with Fast and the Furious. I had no answer.

Fast and Furious is big, stupid fun and everyone involved in making those movies knows it.

Did you see the recent one, which I described to my husband in two words: Flying Cars?

Posted by: Richard Rodriguez at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (XTnol)

126 Or The Griswalds Conquer the Martians?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (V8fhv)

127
They should remake the Quantum Leap series.

The NBC-owned over-the-air channel CoziTV ran a Quantum Leap marathon yesterday. For it, they had the shithead Neil Degrasse Tyson as a guest to provide insight during commercial breaks.

Tyson managed to inject race into it. The black host asked Tyson if he'd like to go back in time. Tyson said no way, he'd rather go forward in time because the past was dangerous for black men like him and the host.

Tyson mostly talked about the stars, but only in general terms...TV-dumb-audience terms. He's a bullshitter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (SyIL9)

128 Panic in Needle Park II: The Obamacare Years.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (jBuUi)

129 I haven't see fast and furious. It's about fast cars and hot women, or fast women and hot cars?

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (7iMHC)

130 No more Vacation movies.

Although.....Eurotrip was silly.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (XTnol)

131
This "Point Break" film, which features a lot of scenes of "base
jumping" with "extreme sports" guys in wingsuits, couldn't have been
released at a more tasteless and awkward moment, considering that just
in the last couple weeks there were not one, not two, but three major
wingsuit base-jumping disasters, in which four extreme sports guys have
died doing it.

At the exact moment in history when base-jumping became uncool and stupid, they release a movie revolving around it. Brilliant.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (jBuUi)

Never saw the original film. I'd take issue with the use of the term "disaster" to describe what happens when the laws of physics catch up with people doing stupid stunts. Perhaps, "karma" would fit better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (mtmZ0)

132 What would they call it- "Tasteless"? Or perhaps "Shameless"?

***

Clueless works as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (PMlgt)

133 Ice Station Manatee: Now It's Personal

Posted by: George Lucas at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

134
Does the remake have Utah shooting his gun in the air and going "AGGGHHHHHHH!"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (ynQIy)

135 What a fkd up mess.

Posted by: Ghostbusters II at May 26, 2015 07:44 PM (XVOlz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Pirates of the Caribbean 4 at May 26, 2015 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

*fist bump*

Word, bro.

Posted by: Ishtar at May 26, 2015 07:55 PM (V+kmg)

What it is, my brothers.

Posted by: Caddyshack II at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (JO9+V)
Bitches, please.

Posted by: Highlander II at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

****

Pshaw. What a bunch of wannabes!

Posted by: Beastmaster II at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (NeFrd)

136 the wooden Keanu Reeves

John Wick was pretty entertaining.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (9Bl5d)

137 I know: How about a remake of "Dr. Strangelove"?

It could be in color, with CGI effects. They'd have to tweak the plot a little. Maybe Iranian nukes instead of Russian ones. And drones instead of B-52s. Maybe Sandra Bullock in the Slim Pickens role. It can't miss!

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

138
Anyway, Quantum Leap was a damn good series and had one of the best series finales in Television history.

It turned out, get this, Sam was doing God's work.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (SyIL9)

139 Let me get this straight, ugly fat girls need attention so they create a meme?

Right. Where are their mattress?

More important where are their parents telling them to STFU?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (0FSuD)

140 You can't. Swayze is key. Nobody does macho with dance moves and curling iron hair like Swayze

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (dw7lk)

141 >>I haven't see fast and furious. It's about fast cars and hot women, or fast women and hot cars?

Yes.
And stealing stuff, though they've evolved into stealing stuff for the government instead of doing while being chased by the government.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (XTnol)

142 Say, people have forgotten about Cable Guy, right? Let's remake that.
We'll get that fat chick from Bridesmaids to play the Cable Guy. She was kinda funny in that so let's keep cramming her down America's throat!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (g4fDs)

143 Posted by: Highlander II at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM

That was the one with Virginia Madsen, right?

My hands are still pregnant from that one. ..

Posted by: Oedipus at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (3F6F8)

144 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 07:46 PM (9Bl5d)

Perfect!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (ftVQq)

145 Okay, we do another Vacation movie, except this time it's set in the future and they're going to Mars.

Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (tgnRB)

Sorta already done, dumbass. In 2003.

Posted by: Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

146 Abbott & Costello vs. Blacula remains unmade. Why???????

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (jBuUi)

147 I like Powers' older stuff, his recent stuff feels like stuff that was written around premises that were rejected by Art Bell.

I've read, and mostly enjoyed, earthquake weather. I also have The Drawing of the Dark, but for some reason I can't remember I've been waiting to get and read The Anubis Gates before I read it. Looking it up online now, this does not appear to make any sense.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (J0IP0)

148 Bitches, please.
Posted by: Highlander II at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

Did you know there can only be one?

Who knew???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (V+kmg)

149 Tom Cruise is Marty McFly in this dark adaptation of the original.

Back to the Back the Future: Erasing Yourself was Just the Beginning.

Posted by: some random meathead - make it stop at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (XVOlz)

150 Taken6: you have my dentures
I will find you and you will pay!!

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (cTF5L)

151 Coming soon...

Johnny Depp plays Massachusetts' most notorious fugitive monster in -- Whitey Scissorhands

A Tim Burton film. Co-starring Helena Bonham Carter.

Posted by: movie preview guy at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (dkfG0)

152 John Wick was pretty entertaining.

I enjoyed the old ultraviolence but, he was still wooden. He does rage ... poorly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (rwI+c)

153
Posted by: Officer Danny Butterman at May 26, 2015 07:56 PM (JO9+V)

Damn you for beating me to the joke.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (ynQIy)

154 sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (NeFrd)

155 Actually, a remake of Network would be pretty timely.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

156 Maybe Iranian nukes instead of Russian ones.

You want Russian nukes as the enemy.
You'll settle for Iranian nukes
You'll get corporate nukes and you'll like it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (J0IP0)

157 My broken knee cap is fcuking killing me.

Drugs and wine will hopefully let me sleep. Constant pain is really a killer.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

158 Okay okay okay
We remake Gone With The Wind except we make Rhett Butler a chick. Also, we replace Mammy with a wisecracking talking dog, but get this, only Scarlet can hear it, so you don't know if she's crazy or if the dog really can talk. That's deep & shit.

Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 08:08 PM (tgnRB)

159 Small World: It's a small world, after all ... for the damned.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

They could probably make a ridiculously creepy horror flick about that ride...

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:08 PM (vmMMi)

160 155
Actually, a remake of Network would be pretty timely.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

Yes, I am not going to take it any more would work.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:08 PM (0FSuD)

161 A remake of Lord Love a Duck could be interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:08 PM (rwI+c)

162 Actually, a remake of Network would be pretty timely.

Did you know all of the networks are owned by Roger Ailes?

Posted by: Hollywood at May 26, 2015 08:09 PM (J0IP0)

163
Panic in Needle Park II: The Obamacare Years.

The original PiNP has got to be THE most depressing movie I have ever seen...

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 26, 2015 08:09 PM (I8YZX)

164 152 John Wick was pretty entertaining.

I enjoyed the old ultraviolence but, he was still wooden. He does rage ... poorly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:06 PM (rwI+c)

And 47 Ronin was a totally missed opportunity.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:09 PM (9221z)

165 So when they're robbing global banks, who wears the President Obama mask?

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:09 PM (ty633)

166 161 A remake of Lord Love a Duck could be interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:08 PM (rwI+c)

Or Howard the Duck.

Posted by: BignJames at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (HtUkt)

167 A remake of Lord Love a Duck could be interesting.

MOLLYMAUK!

SQUAWK!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

168
So what's the shortest time between original movie and remake?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (ynQIy)

169 There's a wealth of Jerry Lewis plots to steal, besides the nutty professor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (rwI+c)

170 True story: when I was 7, the ride broke down when our family was in "It's A Small World" and we had to listen to that shit for 45 minutes

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (AVEe1)

171 106 The Tea Cups flick is going to be epic! Especially in 3d! With all flare all over the place!!!
Posted by: JJ Abrams at May 26, 2015 08:00 PM (

Hey, you stole that mofo! You were following us around Disneyland on Grimmy's birthday taking notes. If I have to relive that experience onscreen, I am so suing you for making my post traumatic teacup distress (pttd) worse! Bastard.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (9Bl5d)

172 They could probably make a ridiculously creepy horror flick about that ride...

It was a very bad movie, but the song "eight more days till Halloween" is freaky enough to be in a good horror movie.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (J0IP0)

173 >>They could probably make a ridiculously creepy horror flick about that ride...

My sister and her family sere stranded in that ride for *over an hour* and yes, too much does kill all love for the ride's charm (probably could use it at Gitmo). All you'd have to do is have them come alive like the little indian doll and chase people around....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (XTnol)

174

Lena Dunham in

COMMANDO

*herk, herk*

*puke*

Posted by: some random meathead - future South American?? at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (XVOlz)

175 ObamaCare II -- Electric Bugaloo

This time, the horror is choreographed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (bo7G7)

176 The Babe Ruth Story needs updating. How about The Barry Bonds Story? He hit more home runs anyway.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

177 Flubber! Wait ... it was redone in '97.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (rwI+c)

178 No!!!....No more!! Just let me be at peace, please!

Posted by: Spider-Man, weeping & half naked on pinball machine at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (g4fDs)

179 Pro-tip: Don't read a humorous Ace thread while eating!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (ftVQq)

180 Sheiks on a Plane.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackoff at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (Dwehj)

181 Although.....Eurotrip was silly.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:03 PM (XTnol)

Euro trip is fantastic just for the f'd up awfulness of the Scotty doesn't know song...

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (vmMMi)

182 >> Did you see the recent one, which I described to my husband in two words: Flying Cars?

Nope. Watched the first 3 stopped watching because I felt my brain dying. Now that The Rock stars in them, I am beginning to feel like I should watch the last 4 or so with my robot friends. Robot Roll Call!

Posted by: tms at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (gQHeD)

183 I want to see a remake of Zardoz. Never be done, except with Zed recast as a woman, played by Scarlett Johansson, as Ms. Zed the Exterminator/Victoria Secret model who discovers her betrayal of being trained to keep the Brutals ignorant and subject so the Elites can hog the Tabernacle.

And the giant head vomiting guns would be made to look exactly like Karl Marx on purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (t//F+)

184 I'm a firm believer of a film isn't worth watching unless it had a porn parody made from it

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (cTF5L)

185 We remake Gone With The Wind except we make Rhett Butler a chick.

***

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A chick who makes a living as a sidewalk hot dog vendor in antebellum Atlanta.

"Dammit my dear, I don't give a frank!!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (NeFrd)

186
True story: when I was 7, the ride broke down when our family was in "It's A Small World" and we had to listen to that shit for 45 minutes

Walt Disney must've been spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (SyIL9)

187 We need a remake of Machete with Ted Cruz taking the lead.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (ty633)

188 119 A "Clueless" remake with Miley Cyrus?

What would they call it- "Tasteless"? Or perhaps "Shameless"?
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 26, 2015 08:01 PM (6n332)

Shameless is the working title of the Clinton Bio-Pict.

How long before the remake Lethal Weapon?
At least they'll never remake Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:13 PM (9221z)

189 Rangers are about to take on the Lightening. If you cheer for the Lightening you will get hand babies. So don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2015 08:13 PM (g1DWB)

190 At least they'll never remake Blazing Saddles.

***

Key and Peele might.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:14 PM (PMlgt)

191 Oh come now.

Posted by: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo at May 26, 2015 08:14 PM (NsEJ4)

192 >>Now that The Rock stars in them, I am beginning to feel like I should watch the last 4 or so with my robot friends.

I have a 12 year old son - that's my excuse.
But it's always nice to go to a movie that just wants to entertain you w/stuff like car chases, heists, explosions, parachuting SUVs and whatnot instead of beating you over the head with shrill progressive messaging.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (XTnol)

193 So what's the shortest time between original movie and remake?

"These amazing spiders, man"?

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (jT+gh)

194 I got it! We'll remake the Crying Game! But this time; the chick will end up REALLY being a chick!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (g4fDs)

195 The Tea Cups flick is going to be epic! Especially in 3d! With all flare all over the place!!!

***

Those fuckers got rid of my all-time favorite ride: Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (PMlgt)

196 And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (V8fhv)

197 During the Cold War, secret KGB operatives were at work in It's A Small World, making sure the ride would break at random intervals. The aim was to make kids in their formative years hate Walt Disney and all his works; becoming susceptible to critiques of American capitalism generally. It is known.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (AVEe1)

198 Grinding the crack.

Such a rip-off.

Unless Jeb Corliss is a stunt consultant.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (48QDY)

199 Oh, and they're making a Johnny Quest live action movie.
You know they'll go Race and Dr. Quest as homos.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (9221z)

200
Watched Kingsmen last night. I liked it. Too much f-word.

And if Michael Caine and Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman all dropped dead tomorrow, I'd be glad. Sick of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (SyIL9)

201
Johnny Utah
Ace N'Jersey

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (iQIUe)

202 Sheiks on a Plane.

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackoff at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (Dwehj)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (mtmZ0)

203 They should remake Citizen Kane. With giant robots.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (JdEZJ)

204 Guaranteed .

Hit.

Posted by: Gymkata: Reloaded at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (XVOlz)

205 I think Michael Bay needs to remake Lawrence of Arabia. Not enough explosions.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (jR7Wy)

206 196 And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (V8fhv)

I love Buckaroo Banzai!

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (9221z)

207 It's a small world after all.

Posted by: The Lollipop Guild at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)

208 Posted by: tms at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (gQHeD)

You gotta watch fast five. It's the best one after the first.

And seven too. Because flying cars.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (vmMMi)

209 {{{{Nip Sip}}}}

Prayers for Health & Healing ... and some really good pain meds ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (nSOh+)

210 It's a small world after all. Posted by: The Lollipop Guild

*twitch*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (AVEe1)

211 As Gawd is mah witness, Ah shall nevah go hungreh agayun!

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara- buying a foot long wiener at Rhett's hotdog stand at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (NeFrd)

212
Hollywood spends enormous amounts of money making dreck like Jupiter Rising (Chippendale's Spock on Laser Skates) while Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore languishes in development hell.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (ynQIy)

213 I'm still waiting for a sequel to Surf Nazis Must Die

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (Dth0i)

214 Call me when they remake 1941

Posted by: tmitsss at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (Pa9vP)

215 S`allright I LUFF yew! *smooch *

Posted by: Senor Wences Handbaby at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (Cq0oW)

216 183 I want to see a remake of Zardoz. Never be done, except with Zed recast as a woman, played by Scarlett Johansson, as Ms. Zed the Exterminator/Victoria Secret model who discovers her betrayal of being trained to keep the Brutals ignorant and subject so the Elites can hog the Tabernacle.

And the giant head vomiting guns would be made to look exactly like Karl Marx on purpose.
Posted by: Kindltot

You mean -- it wasn't on purpose the first time?

I want to see a whole franchise based on the Zardoz Universe.

(Key feature in the original film: All the wussified urban males in the "safe zone" are impotent, whereas the mustachioed libertarian outlaws are capable of giant boners on command. The proggie chicks lust after the real he-men, needless to say.)

On second thought, maybe this is too close to reality now...

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

217 >>>Hey, you stole that mofo! You were following us
around Disneyland on Grimmy's birthday taking notes. If I have to
relive that experience onscreen, I am so suing you for making my post
traumatic teacup distress (pttd) worse! Bastard.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:10 PM (9Bl5d)<<<

Fine, fine. I'll just make a movie about what I saw while lurking in the bushes after I followed you guys home.

Posted by: stalker JJ Abrams at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (dkfG0)

218 Coming soon: Repo Man starring Zac Ephron and Dennis Quaid!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM (XTnol)

219 Im tanned, rested and ready.

Posted by: The Red Balloon II at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (JO9+V)

220 But this time; the chick will end up REALLY being a chick!

A chick who was born a man who was born a chick!

It is gold!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (J0IP0)

221 I've read, and mostly enjoyed, earthquake weather. I also have The Drawing of the Dark, but for some reason I can't remember I've been waiting to get and read The Anubis Gates before I read it. Looking it up online now, this does not appear to make any sense.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:05 PM (J0IP0)

Powers had an Arthur/Grail/Fisher King obsession. But Anubis Gate in not related universe wise to Drawing of the Dark. Anubis Gate is about Romantic Poets and sorcery, and Drawing of the Dark is about the Siege of Vienna and Grail legend.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (t//F+)

222 196 And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.

Now I'm really depressed ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (nSOh+)

223 Now I'd like to see an Airwolf Reboot-Remake.
The first episode/pilot would make a great thriller.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (9221z)

224 It's a small world after all.

***

Oh man, I love that ride!!

Posted by: Georgie Snufflupagus at May 26, 2015 08:18 PM (NeFrd)

225 >>>And if Michael Caine and Sam Jackson and Morgan Freeman all dropped dead tomorrow, I'd be glad. Sick of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:16 PM (SyIL9)<<<

**throws tangerine at Sooth**

Posted by: Michael Caine at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (dkfG0)

226 waddle, belch

Posted by: Steven Seagal at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (XVOlz)

227 How about a remake of Sum Of All Fears, except the bad guys aren't Muslims but neo-Nazis ??

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (AVEe1)

228 Ishtar with pregnant hands and beheadings. But don't cast a jewish co-star in this one (unless, beheadings) What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Conscience at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (N787Q)

229 1-0 Rangers!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (g1DWB)

230 190
At least they'll never remake Blazing Saddles.

Or Animal House. PC would not allow.

http://tinyurl.com/lzugfcs

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (0FSuD)

231 Surf Nazis Must Die

Oddly enough, to actually say something on topic, I always get Surf Nazis confused with Point Break. I assume it helps that I have never seen either of them.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (J0IP0)

232 And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (V8fhv

And you never will round eye.

Posted by: Hanoi Xan at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (6n332)

233 Call me when they remake 1941

We're reliving 1933 now. Don't rush it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (rwI+c)

234 So Bebes is going to need a Trigger Warning for that horror movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (V8fhv)

235 Rangers score! 1-0

Brassard goes five hole on Bishop.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (NeFrd)

236 184 I'm a firm believer of a film isn't worth watching unless it had a porn parody made from it
Posted by: navypopojojo

I bet you are.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (jBuUi)

237 195 Those fuckers got rid of my all-time favorite ride: Mr Toad's Wild Ride.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:15

At the world? It's still at DL.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (9Bl5d)

238 Meanwhile, I'm watching The Green Mile, mostly because it was on. It's a good movie, it is.

-
No, it's a racist "magic negro" movie.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (LImiJ)

239 plate o shrimp

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (TF10X)

240
re: Point Break 2015

There is hope. The writer is pretty good:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0934483/

Salt and Equilibrium for starters.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (kdS6q)

241 I read someone's making a movie about the first date of Barack & Michelle Obama.

I'd like to see that someday get a remake. They could then tell the real story of that night.

It ended with Barack & Michelle having a dick measuring contest.........Barack lost.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (g4fDs)

242 Knight Train: The Movie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (rwI+c)

243 Without A Dick

Posted by: Bruce Kardashian at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (Dwehj)

244 Manos II. The Hands of Fap.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (JdEZJ)

245 Overboard 2

Kurt Russell jumps off the yacht after listening to Goldie Hawn's screeching voice for three weeks.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (NeFrd)

246 Khaaaaaaaaan!

Posted by: spock at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (J6suc)

247 196 And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:15 PM (V8fhv)

I've been waiting 30+ years for it but no they remake shit from the late 90s instead. :-(

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (wqVD1)

248 Birth of a Nation, only this time the Nation of Islam would be the heroes instead of the Ku Klux Klan.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

249

Is it ironic that the Green Mile guy is dead now?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (SyIL9)

250 It's possible that you horde have a point about remakes and sequels that should never have been made.

Posted by: A Christmas Story 2 at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V)

251 The Green Mile...'s a racist "magic negro" movie

Nah, I love African Americans. I just live in Maine because of the, uh, climate

Posted by: stephen king ain' at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (AVEe1)

252 Simon Pegg is writing Star Trek 3.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (9221z)

253 Surprised they have not delved more into the John Wayne movie trove...plenty of good ones they could ruin

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (Dth0i)

254 Manos II??

That would be a good reason for a Fapwa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (V8fhv)

255 Barack lost.

****

Third place.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (NeFrd)

256 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM (V8fhv)

You do know we kickstarted Zombie Nazi Killing Instant Martian Gremlin Kung Fu Masters V. Chuck Norris after you signed off last night?

Posted by: Adriane the Sense of Humor Critic ... at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (nSOh+)

257 Rangers always blow their wad in the first period--hey, we could use another Lolita flick!

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (jT+gh)

258 My Mother the Prius was funded by a grant from the EPA, and features a car haunted by the lead actor's mother who just nags, nags, nags him about his carbon footprint.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (jBuUi)

259 You know what Jack Burton says?
What happens in little China stays in little China.
And can never be recreated.

Posted by: Jack Burton at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (XTnol)

260 253 Surprised they have not delved more into the John Wayne movie trove...plenty of good ones they could ruin
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:22 PM (Dth0i)

No can do. PC cops. See above.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (9221z)

261 plate o shrimp
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 26, 2015 08:20 PM (TF10X)

That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Miller at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (W5DcG)

262 Knight Train: The Movie.

Bearf*ckers

They could use the 'extreme athletes' from Pointless Break 2015

Posted by: some random meathead - future South American?? at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (XVOlz)

263 NDH. No Animal House? You nic is dead!

ha ha

http://tinyurl.com/o522nph

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (0FSuD)

264 217 Fine, fine. I'll just make a movie about what I saw while lurking in the bushes after I followed you guys home.
Posted by: stalker JJ Abrams at May 26, 2015 08:17 PM

Grimmy & his harem? Bow chicka wow wow

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (9Bl5d)

265 Small Soldiers 2: Die, My Little Pony, Die.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:23 PM (rwI+c)

266 The Tea Cups flick is going to be epic! Especially in 3d! With all flare all over the place!!!

Small World: It's a small world, after all ... for the damned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

After they made Battleship, all bets were off

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:24 PM (VqSff)

267 And Hasbro's letting the guy who sorta-fucked GI Joe fuck up JEM and the Holograms.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (9221z)

268 No word on whether they're drafting an updated version of "Tango and Cash?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (XTnol)

269
Titanic II: This Time, It's War

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (ynQIy)

270 Surprised they have not delved more into the John Wayne movie trove...plenty of good ones they could ruin

I liked the True Grit remake. Jeff Bridges was a better Rooster than Duke.

*proffers the cane*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (rwI+c)

271 Worst sequel ever? Cocoon

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (NeFrd)

272 There were so many John Wayne movies they broke the formula. It became a joke. Sad to say.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (7iMHC)

273 Dickless In Seattle

Posted by: Bruce Kardashian at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (Dwehj)

274 Twilight vs Mr. Bazooka.

I think Bazooka would win. Unless Pinkie Pie tripped into Mr. Bazooka as he was pulling the trigger and then do what the Minions do to Napoleon in the upcoming movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (V8fhv)

275 What about a remake of The Day After Tomorrow? They could call it The Day After The Day After Tomorrow: This Time We Mean It!

Posted by: Mike at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (c056A)

276 Surprised they have not delved more into the John Wayne movie trove...plenty of good ones they could ruin

I thought they did a good job not ruining True Grit. The story remained basically the same, but the panoramic shots were amazing. That said, while they didn't ruin it, there wasn't much point to remaking it. The original was as good or better, and they could just as well have written a new western for the scenery.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (J0IP0)

277 Eureka!

*holds up movie poster for Ernest Gets a Vagina*

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (g4fDs)

278 How about a remake of Sum Of All Fears, except the bad guys aren't Muslims but neo-Nazis ??

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2015 08:19 PM
________

Breaking out the Ouija board. Going to ask Tom Clancy what he thinks.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (lHZsI)

279 The Godfather part IV

"If dey want a war, we'll go to da mattresses"

Emily Sulkowicz enters the scene....

Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (H4y6S)

280
remake Turner & Hooch, this time with a lesbian pervert and a cat

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (SyIL9)

281 A remake of Apocalypse Now with Hillary as a fat Brando would be an instant classic in it's own right.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (ty633)

282 Well, the supply of movies for possible remakes does keep growing. And ANYTHING beats another Batman remake.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2015 07:45 PM (bo7G7)

Tell me, do you *BLEED*?

Posted by: Ben Affleck's voice at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (wZ2hu)

283 and they could just as well have written a new western for the scenery.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (J0IP0)

Write a NEW story? BHAHAHAHAHHA

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (Dth0i)

284 American Furry in London, featuring a dorky nerd who puts on a werewolf "furry" costume for CosplayCon UK, but can't take it off, and so becomes an irresistible chick magnet who wanders the moors and then falls in love with Jenny Agutter's great-granddaughter.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (jBuUi)

285 Yeah Iblis the JEM movie is just the cookie cutter plot of unknown girl and band getting their break. Then evil studio execs start turning her head and making her believe she can do it without her band...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (V8fhv)

286 Brokeback Toy Story

Buzz and Woody share a tent and a secret.

Posted by: Hollywood : destroying your childhood at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (XVOlz)

287 And of course they're remaking the Magnificent 7. AGAIN. Which was a remake of the Seven Samurai.
Somewhere a hellmouth just opened.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (9221z)

288 268 No word on whether they're drafting an updated version of "Tango and Cash?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (XTnol)

Yeah. It's called "Twerk and Deficit"

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (VqSff)

289 Oh boy, pain pill and wine are kicking in. What fcuking knee cap?

I feel good!

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (0FSuD)

290 I also enjoyed the remake of Total Recall, though it was different enough not to be a remake at all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (rwI+c)

291 Those girls in Ontario can go topless outside of school. It is the law.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (AC0lD)

292 But then when something like Moses remake gets green-lighted, Ridley Scott thinks he can go all super creative. And produce true drek.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 07:30 PM (V8fhv)

Scott was a horrible choice to do a Biblical movie. Hollywood likes to complain about Christians requiring literalism but seem to forget that Gibson's Passion took some liberties that fit with the story and no one went nuts....except for spending millions to see the film.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (nRvEn)

293 That Buzzfeed link: some of those teen girls have some nice tits. In honor of there stand for feminism, I will now furiously masturbate. Don't judge!!

Posted by: an inappropriate comment at May 26, 2015 08:28 PM (1IC2c)

294 And of course they're remaking the Magnificent 7. AGAIN. Which was a remake of the Seven Samurai.
Somewhere a hellmouth just opened.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (9221z)

They did that twenty years ago with Bruce Willis-- Last Man Standing

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:28 PM (VqSff)

295 The Bob Newhart Show 2016- Pleshette's Revenge.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:28 PM (NeFrd)

296 Zombie the sequel would be To Yiff With Love

*now goes off to gargle brain bleach*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (V8fhv)

297 I suppose "The Last Starfighter" is too unsophisticated to remake (a boy who dotes on all the people in the trailer park and treats his gal like a lady?!)- also can't think of a video game they could base it on...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (XTnol)

298 9 To 5: Out of Retirement and Kicking White Male Patriarchal Heteronormative Ass!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (JO9+V)

299
I liked the True Grit remake. Jeff Bridges was a better Rooster than Duke.

*proffers the cane*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (rwI+c)

Meh, everyone ELSE was better in the remake (except for Duvall of course). Bridges' prep for the role was "don't shower for a month, and practice saying my lines with this handful of marbles in my mouth".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (ynQIy)

300 I've been waiting 30+ years for it but no they remake shit from the late 90s instead. :-(

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 26, 2015 08:21 PM (wqVD1)

Think of the possibilities!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (ftVQq)

301 Scott was a horrible choice to do a Biblical movie. Hollywood likes to complain about Christians requiring literalism but seem to forget that Gibson's Passion took some liberties that fit with the story and no one went nuts....except for spending millions to see the film.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (nRvEn)

Gibson stayed true to the story. Scott went off the rails with the Kaballah crap.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (9221z)

302 Breaking out the Ouija board. Going to ask Tom Clancy what he thinks.

Did anyone ever ask Tom Clancy what he thought. I've never seen him comment on that change.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (J0IP0)

303 271
Worst sequel ever? Cocoon

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:25 PM (NeFrd)

Baby Geniuses 2.
When film number 1 wasn't quite enough to make you claw out your own eyes.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (AC0lD)

304 Lena Dunham in

COMMANDO

------

She is already playing a dude in the latest Taylor Swift video - Lucky Fiori

Speaking of Taylor Swift - Gawker is all bent out of shape because she said that her life isn't that hard. Some of the people in the comments are really pissed because apparently she didn't suffer enough to be entitled to any sort of success. It would be hilarious to watch if I didn't realize that they feel that way about anyone slightly better off than them.

Posted by: chad at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (gYowz)

305 Three Men and a Hand Baby.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:30 PM (NeFrd)

306 Imagine trying to remake The Rockford Files.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:30 PM (PMlgt)

307 297 I suppose "The Last Starfighter" is too unsophisticated to remake (a boy who dotes on all the people in the trailer park and treats his gal like a lady?!)- also can't think of a video game they could base it on...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (XTnol)

Ahh, the early days of CGI. Just re-do the space battle scenes and they'd make a fortune.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:30 PM (9221z)

308 Oh my God, this is so obvious!!!

Tootsie 2: The Tale of Bruce Jenner

Posted by: Hollyweird at May 26, 2015 08:30 PM (dkfG0)

309 (sarcasm warning) Now that comic books are hot properties, I suggest an original script based on Hayek's Road to Serfdom

http://www.scribd.com/doc/11308893/The-Road-to-Serfdom-Cartoon-Edition

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:30 PM (t//F+)

310 Let's remake Over the Top as a gross out comedy! But instead of a man, we'll have a lesbian who's arm wrestling evil Republicans who have kidnapped her adopted Chinese-Ethipopian baby.

Who'll play her?.....the fat chick from Bridesmaids, of course!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (g4fDs)

311 >>Barack lost.

****

Third place.

What? Michelle's mother went on the date with them?

Posted by: Aviator at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (sQzB6)

312 choking me out with his fingers
smacking my face with his palms
killing me softly with his thumbs
killing me softly
with his thumbs

Posted by: Senor Wences Handbaby at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (Cq0oW)

313 276
I thought they did a good job not ruining True Grit. The story remained basically the same, but the panoramic shots were amazing. That said, while they didn't ruin it, there wasn't much point to remaking it. The original was as good or better, and they could just as well have written a new western for the scenery.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:26 PM (J0IP0)

I haven't seen the remake, but I've read that it was more faithful to the novel than the John Wayne version, which I like. And I love the Coen brothers.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

314 Imagine trying to remake The Rockford Files

The Revenge of Beth!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (J0IP0)

315 Hockey 'n June: The Last Temptation of Ice

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (jT+gh)

316 Saw the new "Mad Max" over the weekend.

Great action flick.

Not at all the big bag o' feminist diarrhea that I was dreading.

They did take a little too long to unleash Max but once they do the movie really comes alive.

The sort of movie that needs to be seen on a big screen with a great sound system.

Stellar world building and I love the way they just dump you in the action without an explanation and let you catch up as Mad Max does.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (KUa85)

317 285 Yeah Iblis the JEM movie is just the cookie cutter plot of unknown girl and band getting their break. Then evil studio execs start turning her head and making her believe she can do it without her band...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (V8fhv)

So it's like the second (new) chipmunks movie? I think that's what happened.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (vmMMi)

318 296 To Yiff With Love

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Seriously, I wonder why they haven't yet made a movie specifically targetting this demographic.

(Note to everyone else: Do NOT google "YIFF")

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:31 PM (jBuUi)

319 Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

WTH Nip? Not good.

Bobby D says take Xanax and Vicodin.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (48QDY)

320 302 Breaking out the Ouija board. Going to ask Tom Clancy what he thinks.

Did anyone ever ask Tom Clancy what he thought. I've never seen him comment on that change.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (J0IP0)

He just didn't let them make another movie while he was alive.
Whatever killed him anyway?

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (9221z)

321 Why not a remake of Prometheus that doesn't make you feel like you were rolled in the parking lot?

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (ty633)

322 The Sixth Sense 2. "I see hand babies".

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (2cS/G)

323 The Husband asked why I loathe Point Break yet am OK with Fast and the Furious. I had no answer

Thats easy to answer. Vin Diesel is a superior actor when you compare him to Keanu Reeves, who is an awful actor.

Posted by: an inappropriate comment at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (1IC2c)

324 >> Imagine trying to remake The Rockford Files.
They already did

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (XTnol)

325 @297 Ernest Cline's new novel Armada seems to be based on Last Starfighter. Except the main character realizes it's based on Last Starfighter. Meta-Novel

Posted by: chad at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (gYowz)

326 I can't tell from the trailer what the hech this movie has to do with tennis. Maybe they should call it something other than Break Point.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (+jijM)

327 OH NO! WHY? WHY??

Are the Chili Peppers going to be in it too?

Posted by: Cate at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (3K8Rn)

328
bring back Shields and Yarnell!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (SyIL9)

329 The Handbaby's Tale

Posted by: Faye Runaway at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (Dwehj)

330 "Hollywood Hates You and Spits On All Of Your Values"

___________________________________________

They will have to take an number and wait in line. What else is new.

Posted by: OTB at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ksH9k)

331 I've got a crazy idea. How about a movie where the Americans are the good guys and, I don't know, settle the west, create a country based on limited government and individual liberty, or defeat communism.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (LImiJ)

332 Reboot of Magnum PI with Jason Momoa as his son. He's got that same impish grin.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (9Bl5d)

333 I haven't seen the remake, but I've read that it was more faithful to the novel than the John Wayne version, which I like. And I love the Coen brothers.

I haven't read the novel, but the changes they made were mostly to the Mattie Ross character at the beginning and end. Not a huge difference to the story in the middle (that I recall; been a few years, so I could be wrong).

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (J0IP0)

334 Towering Inferno.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ucDmr)

335 Just read the feministas complaints about having a dress code and the comments on the article.

I am no officially a little dumber and Obama suddenly seems like slightly less of a jackass.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (5LOno)

336 331
I've got a crazy idea. How about a movie where the Americans are the
good guys and, I don't know, settle the west, create a country based on
limited government and individual liberty, or defeat communism.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (LImiJ)

Is there a market for Historical Non-Fiction?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (AC0lD)

337 @323 now that you have said that Keanu Reeves will be the replacement driver for Paul Walker in FF 8

Posted by: chad at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (gYowz)

338 Or maybe the chipmunks were trying to do it without Dave.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (vmMMi)

339 The Leave It To Beaver Movie

"Beaver goes to junior college and grows a beard."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (NeFrd)

340 off inappropriate sock

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (1IC2c)

341 off inappropriate sock

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (1IC2c)

342 They did that twenty years ago with Bruce Willis-- Last Man Standing
Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:28 PM (VqSff)

Last Man Standing was based on Dashiel Hammett's Red Harvest, which I am told inspired 7 Samurai

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (t//F+)

343
And of course they're remaking the Magnificent 7. AGAIN. Which was a remake of the Seven Samurai.
Somewhere a hellmouth just opened.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:27 PM (9221z)

They did that twenty years ago with Bruce Willis-- Last Man Standing

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:28 PM (VqSff)

No, that was a remake of Yojimbo.....which was remade as Fistful of Dollars.....and both were based on Hammett's Red Harvest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (ynQIy)

344 The Handbaby That Rocks the Cradle

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (g4fDs)

345 To Sir With Love. The teacher is popular with the students because he gives them "safe spaces".

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

346 335
Just read the feministas complaints about having a dress code and the comments on the article.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (5LOno)

Ironically, all of those little dumb bitches are going to be voting NDP and Liberal where thinking differently is not encouraged.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (AC0lD)

347 remake Krull? CGI Fire Mares!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High falls in the same category as Animal House. Could not break the PC barrier.

Posted by: some random meathead - future South American?? at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (XVOlz)

348 334 Towering Inferno.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (ucDmr)

At the Burj Khalifa. And no CGI. Only Practical effects.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (9221z)

349 The Leave It To Beaver Movie

Oh, don't be so hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: June at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (Dwehj)

350 Cool Handbaby Luke

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (NeFrd)

351 338
Or maybe the chipmunks were trying to do it without Dave.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:34 PM (vmMMi)

The 'uncle' or somebody took them on the road without Dave

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (Dth0i)

352 Three Men and a Baby 3: Polyamory is Totes OK, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (XTnol)

353 Johnny Utah - wasn't that Greg's stage name on the Brady Bunch?

Posted by: Weasel at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (e3bId)

354 If they remake "Triumph of the Will", who would it be about? Pootie? Obummer? H(with a phallus)?
Surely you can offer a better suggestion. And I did call you Shirley!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (uPxUo)

355 How about a new Police Academy movie. I need the work.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (91eZY)

356 Last Man Standing was based on Dashiel Hammett's Red Harvest, which I am told inspired 7 Samurai

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (t//F+)

...Yeah, I got my remade Western/Japanese movies bassackwards. Disregard...

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (VqSff)

357 how about the Omen series? but make Damien a black kid raised by lesbians

Posted by: Senor Wences Handbaby at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (Cq0oW)

358 Handbabies Take Manhattan. Jim Henson was a genius.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (2cS/G)

359 Cool Handbaby Luke

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:36 PM (NeFrd)

What we have here...is a failure to masturbate.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (KUa85)

360
302 Breaking out the Ouija board. Going to ask Tom Clancy what he thinks.

Did anyone ever ask Tom Clancy what he thought. I've never seen him comment on that change.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:29 PM (J0IP0)

He just didn't let them make another movie while he was alive.
Whatever killed him anyway?

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:32 PM (9221z)

From what I understand, in the DVD commentary track, Clancy introduces himself as "the guy who wrote the novel that they ignored when they made this movie".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (ynQIy)

361
remember GUNG HO?

remember MR MOM?

remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (SyIL9)

362 >>To Sir With Love. The teacher is popular with the students because he gives them "safe spaces".

Or uses them as safe spaces?
See "The History Boys"...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (XTnol)

363 Whatever Happened to Handbaby Jane?

Posted by: 26 year old VP of Production at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (tgnRB)

364 COCOON 2

Launching old folks into space is the next phase of Obamacare.

Posted by: some random meathead - future South American?? at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (XVOlz)

365 remember GUNG HO?

remember MR MOM?

remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

***

I still like Michael Keaton. Was talking about Multiplicity at work last week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (PMlgt)

366 Handbabies All in a Row

Posted by: Crock Hudson at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (Dwehj)

367 remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (SyIL9)
Batman, Beetlejuice

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (Dth0i)

368 From what I understand, in the DVD commentary track, Clancy introduces himself as "the guy who wrote the novel that they ignored when they made this movie".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (ynQIy)

Ohh, kind of like what they did with The Hobbit.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (9221z)

369
How about a new Police Academy movie. I need the work.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (91eZY)

I heard you were dead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (ynQIy)

370 in the DVD commentary track, Clancy introduces himself as

Clancy is on the DVD commentary? Is it worth listening to if I see the DVD in the $5 bin at Walmart if I never want to see the film itself again?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (J0IP0)

371
Speaking of Taylor Swift - Gawker is all bent out of shape because she said that her life isn't that hard
___
Hey I work like 6 months a years and only make like 10 mil a year. You guys have no idea how hard it is to be an attractive female celebrity in modern America.

Posted by: Gwenyth Paltrow at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (5LOno)

372
The Boatniks?

Hot Lead, Cold Feet?

Incredible Mr Limpet?

The Apple Dumpling Gang?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (SyIL9)

373 Dirtier Dancing.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (+jijM)

374 What we have here...is a failure to masturbate.

****

Batin' boss!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (NeFrd)

375 remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

My memory of Family Ties is shaky

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (jT+gh)

376 What goes on here. It's like a production company in Hell

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (zOTsN)

377 Meh, I may feel like crap but I'll get over it.
Hollywood on the other hand produces crap, and they'll never get over doing it.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (4CRfK)

378 Chariots of Suppressing Fire. The most running and shooting since Last of the Mohicans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

379 Million Dollar Handbaby

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (g4fDs)

380 Here's my movie idea.

I'd like a film where disadvantaged, inner city youth work together, learn some basic tactical skills, do some research and then form tactical units to go rob, torment and kill rich Hollywood liberals.

Maybe "The Asylum" could produce it.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (AC0lD)

381 367 remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 26, 2015 08:38 PM (SyIL9)
Batman, Beetlejuice
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (Dth0i)

Nightshift, Gung-Ho...

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (9221z)

382 The book "The Sum of All Fears" was unrealistic. I mean, a Chargers-Vikings Super Bowl? Come on!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 26, 2015 08:41 PM (lHZsI)

383 Nightmare on Elm Street: A Christian family moves into the neighborhood and institutes a reign of terror targeting the HOA with their holiday and religious lawn decorations.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:41 PM (ty633)

384 IIRC, they are remaking Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:41 PM (XTnol)

385 One of the funniest commentaries I've listened to was for some drek horror movie, The Johnsons (and no, it's not what you think, at least not much), and the writer of the script did the commentary. However, it had been through so many rewrites that (he claimed) it had nothing left of his writing in it; the entire commentary was "I didn't write that, I had xxx happening."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:41 PM (J0IP0)

386 Quick and the Undead

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 08:41 PM (Dth0i)

387 380 Here's my movie idea.

I'd like a film where disadvantaged, inner city youth work together, learn some basic tactical skills, do some research and then form tactical units to go rob, torment and kill rich Hollywood liberals.

Maybe "The Asylum" could produce it.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:40 PM (AC0lD)

Kinda of like Band of the Hand, without the swamps.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (9221z)

388 Blazing Saddles. All black cast except for Bart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (W5DcG)

389 My handbaby does the hanky-panky...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (2cS/G)

390 178 No!!!....No more!! Just let me be at peace, please!

Posted by: Spider-Man, weeping & half naked on pinball machine at May 26, 2015 08:11 PM (g4fDs)

Ah, suck it up, buttercup.

Posted by: Indiana Jones, trousers down & on the adjecent pinball machine at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (l3LvV)

391 Plan 11 From Outer Space. It Goes To 11!!!!11!!eleventy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (JO9+V)

392 333 I haven't seen the remake, but I've read that it was more faithful to the novel than the John Wayne version, which I like. And I love the Coen brothers.

I haven't read the novel, but the changes they made were mostly to the Mattie Ross character at the beginning and end. Not a huge difference to the story in the middle (that I recall; been a few years, so I could be wrong).
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:33 PM (J0IP0)

I haven't read the novel either, but many of the reviewers at Amazon say it's a masterpiece.

https://tinyurl.com/pheccug

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

393 Remember J.R. Ewing? and the TV series 'Dallas'.

Take the Ewing character and put him in the weapons industry, the dreaded military-industrial complex, and take a character based on Obama as President, and start arms trafficking to the middle east getting everybody fighting everybody else, then sell a nuke to somebody. Play politics, crony capitalism, make the evil arms traders the evil capitalist arms traders spreading war and terror, and the politicians selling everybody out for campaign cash and secret millions in Swiss bank accounts.

And leave everyone hanging waiting for the sequel to find out who bought the nuke and where it's going to detonate. 'Who bought the nuke?' would be just like 'Who shot JR?"

Spies, war porn, corrupt politicians, palace intrigue,

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (7iMHC)

394 I'm stealing your handbaby titles and taking them to twitter. on't say you weren't warned.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (PMlgt)

395 That unfunny fat chick who is in everything these days, stars in

THE THREE AMIGAS

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (heJs4)

396 157 My broken knee cap is fcuking killing me.

Drugs and wine will hopefully let me sleep. Constant pain is really a killer.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

That made me cringe just reading it. May your recovery be rapid and your pain meds be strong.

Posted by: joncelli at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (ENczY)

397 remember when Michael Keaton was a thing?

***

Annie Hall?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (NeFrd)

398 Mr. Handbaby Goes to Washington

Posted by: Crock Hudson at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (Dwehj)

399 Nobody puts hand baby in a corner

Swayze, always go full Swayze

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

400 >>I'd like a film where disadvantaged, inner city youth work together, learn some basic tactical skills, do some research and then form tactical units to go rob, torment and kill rich Hollywood liberals.

Heh. Though the 1st part sounds a bit like "Attack the Block" which imagines aliens making the mistake of landing in the UK projects instead of the CA burbs.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (XTnol)

401 Bam! 2-0 Rangers!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (g1DWB)

402
Kinda of like Band of the Hand, without the swamps.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (9221z)

Band of the Handbaby

/missed opportunity

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (ynQIy)

403 Last Man Standing was based on Dashiel Hammett's Red Harvest, which I am told inspired 7 Samurai

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 08:35 PM (t//F+)

Robert Downey Jr. has a line in Tropic Thunder: "I don't drop character until I do the DVD commentary!"

Sure as shit, if you listen to the commentary track, he does it in the Lincoln Osiris character.

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (VqSff)

404 I always picture Keanu being Ted "Theodore" Logan! When he's in Dracula. Talking Drac about his bitching castle and doing an album cover there or maybe even a music video.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2015 08:43 PM (MDtk3)

405
That unfunny fat chick who is in everything these days, stars in

THE THREE AMIGAS

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 08:42 PM (heJs4)

It's a solo concert movie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:44 PM (ynQIy)

406 Clancy is on the DVD commentary? Is it worth listening to if I see the DVD in the $5 bin at Walmart if I never want to see the film itself again?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

YES.

He basically rips into the director for a good portion while the director just squirms in his seat next to him. It is awesome

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (uctT+)

407 To Sir With Love. The teacher is popular with the students because he gives them....
___
his penis

Posted by: Safe Schools Czar Jennings at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (5LOno)

408 Rosemary's Handbaby

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (g4fDs)

409 E.T. 2

The alien egg-sac secretly implanted in Elliott erupts in a spray of acid and Reeses' pieces and the invasion begins.

Posted by: Hollywood : destroying your childhood at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (XVOlz)

410 Dammit, pasted wrong comment. Meant to be responding to Stephen Blair

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (VqSff)

411 Moron favorite

Rosie O'Donnell masterpiece.

East of Eden

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

412 Heavy storms are heading toward Dallas/Fort Worth again. There's already been one tornado on the ground in a rural county west of Fort Worth.

I blame global warming. And Bush.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (0RdKg)

413 What is it with Colin Farrell and horrific reboots anyway?

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (9221z)

414 Look you guys, they had to remake this movie now because of "climate disruption" (new 'it' term).

In a couple of months there won't be any snow or tropical forests left, so... yeah... now was the only time.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (BZAd3)

415 Pretty soon I'm gonna have to remake An Inconvenient Truth to push back all the dire predictions another decade or two.

Posted by: Manbearpig at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (dkfG0)

416 'His Girl, Handbaby'

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (heJs4)

417 Guh ... I, alas, am dismayed at the initial reviews for Texas Rising.
It could have been awesome ... and yet History Channel seemed to feel that they should go and over-egg the pudding.
Sad face, me.
The worst part is - if anyone ever goes and pitches an epic Texas mini-series again after this, the Hollywood Shirts will give a thumbs down and said, "That's been done, and it bombed!"
Next!

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (95iDF)

418 Pretty Baby's Revenge: Virgin Bloodbath

...in which the Brooke Shields character breaks out an Uzi after the Susan Sarandon character auctions her off, and massacres not only her mother, but the whole whorehouse, than goes on a nationwide rampage killing all madames and burning down all brothels.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (jBuUi)

419

How about some novel "VS." flicks? You know, mash-ups.

For instance...E.T. vs. Alien

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (SyIL9)

420 ugh. unitalic

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (jBuUi)

421 294 >> They did that twenty years ago with Bruce Willis-- Last Man Standing

That was a remake of Fistful Of Dollars, though it is also credited as a remake of of Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (bo7G7)

422 A remake of Apocalypse Now with Hillary as a fat Brando would be an instant classic in it's own right.

-
A group of patriots sail the Potomac and the closer they get to.D.C., the crazier it gets. "As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (LImiJ)

423 The Handbaby With The Golden Gun

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (NeFrd)

424 319
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:07 PM (0FSuD)

WTH Nip? Not good.

I know. Three days of pain is wearing me out. 12 hours of driving. I don't usually mix up Hydrocodine and wine, but I am at my limit. I am damn EMT, so I know it's not a good plan

Thanks for your thoughts. I'll be OK. Shit the stuff wires me up, so I will be great fun on the ONT.

Knee already feel good! Thank God I gave up glue!

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (0FSuD)

425 What is it with Colin Farrell and horrific reboots anyway?
Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:46 PM (9221z)
---
I actually liked Fright Night a lot. Written by Marti Noxon of Buffy and Angel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2015 08:47 PM (jR7Wy)

426 418 Pretty Baby's Revenge: Virgin Bloodbath

Ghandi 2: No more Mr. Passive Resistance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:48 PM (9221z)

427 Rosemary's Handbaby

"This isn't happening, Lara Logan. It's just a dream!"

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (jT+gh)

428 'Seven Handbabies for Seven Brothers'

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (heJs4)

429 Ok, a remake of Forbidden Planet; and we'll get the fat chick who's in everything to play the planet!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (g4fDs)

430 In Bruges. Farrell was great in that

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

431 OK so Point Break 2 does not have the late great Patrick Swayze in it. Instead of Keanau Reeves as the improbable FBI agent we have a guy who might be able to act as the improbable FBI agent. Instead of Gary Busey chewing the FBI scenery we have Samuel Jackson. Instead of being rebels without a clue the robbers are black-clad anarchists. Instead of color the movie is shot in black, blue, and white.

It still might not suck.

CGI Gremlins in a remake might look good, or they might look even faker than the puppets in the first one. Spike and the boys were supposed to be unreal critters, and we had lower expectations in those days since movies were only $4 in flyover country so they looked pretty good.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (/mTq0)

432 Ok, a remake of Forbidden Planet; and we'll get the fat chick who's in everything to play the planet!
Posted by: Hollywood Exec

Dammit! I thought I was a lock.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (tgnRB)

433 430 In Bruges. Farrell was great in that
Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

Wasn't a reboot though.

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (9221z)

434 Murder By Death 2: Matlock's Revenge

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (JO9+V)

435 How about a new Police Academy movie. I need the work.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at May 26, 2015 08:37 PM (91eZY)

heard you were dead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:39 PM (ynQIy)

I stand corrected. The Stonecutters forgot to tell me that i am dead.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Gutenberg at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (91eZY)

436 Critters 2.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (rwI+c)

437 429
Ok, a remake of Forbidden Planet; and we'll get the fat chick who's in everything to play the planet!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (g4fDs)

OBJECTION!

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 26, 2015 08:50 PM (Dth0i)

438
Ok, a remake of Forbidden Planet; and we'll get the fat chick who's in everything to play the planet!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (g4fDs)

Over my dead body, I was BORN to play that role.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (ynQIy)

439
a nood Breaking Away?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (SyIL9)

440 Rangers begin to slip as Lightning zip one in goal

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (jT+gh)

441 22
They could have remade that move, called it something else, and no one would have noticed or cared.

Instead, they fucked it up.
----------------------------
That describes oh so many remakes these days...

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (/mTq0)

442 In Bruges. Farrell was great in that

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

Very underrated, that one. Dark comedy taken about to its logical conclusion

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (VqSff)

443 OK. I would REALLY like to do Laura Ingraham.

Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (0FSuD)

444 Handbabies Can Wait

Posted by: Warren Beatoff at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (Dwehj)

445 "Earth Girls are Easy" with... oh, forget it, not in today's schizo Slut Walk/Rape Culture world I don't know how they could make it a cute movie.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (XTnol)

446
Refund?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:51 PM (SyIL9)

447 Tora Tora Tora II

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (JdEZJ)

448 Jupiter Ascending actually had some good ideas that would have made a good movie. But have one brother turn into a "girl" doesn't make for the best decision making on the script writing side.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (nRvEn)

449 Fistful of Handbabies

Posted by: Hollyweird at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (dkfG0)

450 Ha! Already done

Critters 2 (198

: The Main Course

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (rwI+c)

451
Okay, third Moron to make the obvious joke. That's embarrassing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (ynQIy)

452 411
Moron favorite

Rosie O'Donnell masterpiece.

East of Eden

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

C'mon man.I just gave up masturbation.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (AC0lD)

453 Where's Gary Busey? It ain't Point Break without Gary Busey.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (nFdGS)

454 How come aside from an anime adaptation, they never touched the Lensman series?

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (9221z)

455 "I believe that, like me, the people behind these robberies are extreme ~~athletes~~ wankers."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 08:52 PM (oKE6c)

456 a nood Breaking Away?

Possible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (rwI+c)

457 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes II: GMO rampage!

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (9221z)

458 Most actors really can't act. They play a certain type and that's it. Reeves has a certain type and when cast properly does a good job.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (nRvEn)

459 So then like I caught Bobby looking at like my rack...it was awesome! But then like Mr Smith came over and was like, uh, "you gotta, like, cover yourself up."

And I was like nuh-ah! I'm like a woman and like I can like dress myself.

And then like he made me go to the office. And the principal was like all boring talking about learning and shit. Like I care about that crap.

And like I didn't get to ask Bobby if he could like, uh, come over and uh, give me a hand with my biology homework.

And like my parents, like, uh, said I have to like wear a shirt that cover my, like, tits.

This is THE WORST DAY EVER! No one has EVER had a day this bad in history! Bobby is totally going to go out wiht that slut Sally. I KNOW IT!

I thought feminism was like the thing now? Isn't feminism, like, uh, I get my way? We must like smash the patriarchy so I can make out with Bobby!!!

Posted by: Some Little Feminist at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (5LOno)

460 TEN Fcuking inches of rain!

That's fcuking hurricane.

I blame Boosh.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (0FSuD)

461 Single White Transgendered Female

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (g4fDs)

462 Will no one think of the handbabies??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 08:53 PM (oKE6c)

463 429
Ok, a remake of Forbidden Planet; and we'll get the fat chick who's in everything to play the planet!

Posted by: Hollywood Exec at May 26, 2015 08:49 PM (g4fDs)

Actually, she's pretty much a dead ringer for the Creature from the Id.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2015 08:54 PM (KUa85)

464 2001. just think what they could do with cgi!

Posted by: emily post at May 26, 2015 08:54 PM (CrYC8)

465 Point Break.

.......

really?

....

Jeeesus key-ryst. *facepalm*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 26, 2015 08:54 PM (mmlFU)

466 Movie they will never make : footloose with Muslims instead of christians.

Posted by: Lea at May 26, 2015 08:54 PM (vmMMi)

467 The Bad News Bears: Senior League

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2015 08:55 PM (JO9+V)

468
a movie remake of Space:1999?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:55 PM (SyIL9)

469 The original Fright Night was epic.

Beetlejuice is supposed to be a sequel. Last I saw everybody was on board, they were working on a story.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 08:55 PM (9Bl5d)

470 I wanna hold your handbaby! Am I too late with that?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Conscience at May 26, 2015 08:55 PM (N787Q)

471 Foreign movie they will never remake in English: "Osama."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 08:55 PM (XTnol)

472 41
Well, can't be any worse than remaking Red Dawn with North Koreans as the bad guys.

I'll be honest, if I had never heard of the original, this would
look pretty cool. But the point of Point Break was never cool action
movie. It was Patrick Swayze teaming up with Keanu Reeves being Keanu
Reeves.
--------------
I imagine it will be better than the Red Dawn remake, since it is a lesser sin against posterity. It was Swayze's movie all the way though, he was so cool he took it away from the blank-faced moron who was supposed to be the good guy. The ending is a letdown that way...

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 08:56 PM (/mTq0)

473
Blake's 7 movie would be nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:56 PM (SyIL9)

474 2001. just think what they could do with cgi!

Monolith is seen as too minstrel-ly.

Posted by: derit at May 26, 2015 08:56 PM (jT+gh)

475 The under appreciated Leprechaun series could be extended. And I deny the existence of Leprechaun in Space.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 08:56 PM (rwI+c)

476
Anyone remember the dog Benji movies?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (SyIL9)

477
2001. just think what they could do with cgi!

Posted by: emily post at May 26, 2015 08:54 PM (CrYC

Imagine Lucas getting his hands on the remake. "Meesa bash your head in witha BONE?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (ynQIy)

478 Okay, there was only one split second in that trailer where it looked like they were using the President masks that were their whole gimmick in the original movie.

You would think that a bunch of EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME athletes who are trying to collapse the world financial markets through their daring exploits on behalf of the 99% would be all over a political statement like that.

Posted by: Paul at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (w/Cp2)

479 468 There has been talk of a UFO movie.

Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (mGBKM)

480 This is absolutely beautiful:

Want to end "rape culture"? This is how you end rape culture:

http://tinyurl.com/otofj96

"Russian waitress beats up customer who groped her."

She gives him a major smackdown not just once but THREE TIMES as he keeps grabbing at her tits and ass. In the end she just lays him out flat, and then continues on with her job.

End.
of.
Incident.

Posted by: zombie at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (jBuUi)

481 The Next Bridge On the River Kwai

A Bridge Too Farther

12:30 High

Fatal Attraction II: Bunny's Revenge

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 08:57 PM (VqSff)

482 Oh, and Arnold's making a Conan Sequel to his Conan movies. Geez. They say its Unforgiven with Swords

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:58 PM (9221z)

483 a remake of Forbidden Planet

No, please,........ God, no. What the SLWPC crowd would do to it is unmentionable.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 26, 2015 08:58 PM (mmlFU)

484 A Buckaroo Bonzai reboot is much over-due.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 08:58 PM (MDgS8)

485
A Bridge Too Farther

Hah....I laffed.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (MDgS8)

486 test

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (0FSuD)

487 Look on the bright side: the base jumping bit at the end will motivate any number of ~~none too bright~~ gallant youths ~~who flunked physics for obvious reasons~~ to try the same stunt.

Chuck Darwin nods in approval.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

488 Anyone remember the dog Benji movies?

-
In the remake, Benji will have himself surgically transformed into a St. Bernard.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (LImiJ)

489 Test be good.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (0FSuD)

490 Blake's 7 movie would be nice.

Netflix needs to get off their butts and pick this one up. I saw one episode about thirty years ago and it was hilarious.

I'm going to live forever. Or die trying.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (J0IP0)

491 484 They teased a sequel at the end of the old one.Sadly it never happened.

Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (mGBKM)

492 MechaBambi vs Godzilla: The Stompining.

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (JdEZJ)

493 196
And the one remake that will never see the light of day Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime Syndicate.
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Sorry, Banzai is a real hero who believes in the positive power of technology discovery, is good at everything he does without apology, is kind to women, and fights bad guys who have outrageous accents. Therefore he is "no go" at Hollywood these days.

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (/mTq0)

494 Honestly Hot Fuzz was a better Point Break remake. Nick Frost can emote

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (9221z)

495 Handbaby v. Mothra

Posted by: The Japs at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (Dwehj)

496 Chuck Darwin nods in approval.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

Buy stock in companies that produce wingsuits. And body bags.

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (VqSff)

497 We could make, like, Ass 2, a sequel to Ass. Only in this one, all the asses fart.
I like money.

Posted by: Frito at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (tgnRB)

498 Sharknado XXIII the Handbabyening

Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (9221z)

499 The Complete History of Mohammad: The Movie

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 09:01 PM (AC0lD)

500 You mean Space 1999 with an actual plot and some understanding of science? In other words they have to keep NDT and Bill Nye away from it.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at May 26, 2015 09:01 PM (nRvEn)

501 Shamu, starring Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 09:01 PM (oKE6c)

502 No, Turu!!! No!!!

Robert Rodriguez is making a "Johnny Quest" movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2015 09:01 PM (KUa85)

503
Seriously....

Hooters: The Movie

It's a movie based on Hooters.

Eh? Eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 09:01 PM (SyIL9)

504 Buy stock in companies that produce wingsuits. And body bags.

Posted by: Secundus at May 26, 2015 09:00 PM (VqSff)

And sponges.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (oKE6c)

505 So, Texas Rising is not worth the trouble then? I've been waffling on watching it. I think I'll just skip it. Its just TV after all.

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (1IC2c)

506 It's GOLD, Soothie! GOLD!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (rwI+c)

507 Coal Miner's Handbaby

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (g4fDs)

508 Idea for a horror movie:Man dies,finds out in the afterlife that Islam is the true faith and is swarmed by his hand babies.

Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (mGBKM)

509 You can have my hand baby when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (MDgS8)

510 Female version of "Lethal Weapon" with Viveca A Fox and Ellen Page....with Ellen's character driven cuckoo by the death of her wife at the hands of evil Tea Partiers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 26, 2015 09:02 PM (XTnol)

511 Hooters: The Movie!

It's the tits!

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (JdEZJ)

512
I want a silly stupid Space:1999, with the Moon breaking orbit and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (SyIL9)

513 In other words they have to keep NDT and Bill Nye away from it.

In this future, global warming has caused all the ice at the poles to melt, and then turn into some solid form that keeps it from becoming rain.

Posted by: NDT and Bill Nye at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (J0IP0)

514 The Life of Brian 2 - Mo Brian

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (Dth0i)

515 Chariots of Fire: Two trannies sacrifice everything but their honor to battle with the Olympic committee to compete in both gender competitions.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (ty633)

516 488 Anyone remember the dog Benji movies?

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In the remake, Benji will have himself surgically transformed into a St. Bernard.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 08:59 PM (LImiJ)

Nah, in the remake it'll be Billy the Goat struggling with being gay and having to fake it with his Muslim lover.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (oKE6c)

517

"Bye Bye Birdie"

... only, this time with credible motorcycles.

Conrad's entrance, under an arch of what look to be real Fender Stratocasters, is truly a milestone in cinematic history, and barely offsets the Honda 250's, NHTSA-approved crash helmets, and endless form-fitting silver/gold lame clothes.

Posted by: Brick Mantooth, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (FlRtG)

518 484 A Buckaroo Bonzai reboot is much over-due.
Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 08:58 PM (MDgS

Wouldn't be the same now that Jeff Goldblum is dead.

Posted by: joncelli at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (ENczY)

519 511
Hooters: The Movie!

It's the tits!

Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (JdEZJ)

Don't forget the BJ's

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (0FSuD)

520 511
Hooters: The Movie!

Sequel: Snatch

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (AC0lD)

521 In this future, global warming has caused all the ice at the poles to melt, and then turn into some solid form that keeps it from becoming rain.

Posted by: NDT and Bill Nye at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (J0IP0)

You rang?

Posted by: Kevin Costner at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (VqSff)

522 In this future, global warming has caused all the ice at the poles to melt, and then turn into some solid form that keeps it from becoming rain.

Posted by: NDT and Bill Nye at May 26, 2015 09:03 PM (J0IP0)

You rang?

Posted by: Kevin Costner at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (VqSff)

523 On Handbaby Pond

Posted by: Hanoi Jane at May 26, 2015 09:04 PM (Dwehj)

524 510 You joke but in the future every buddy comedy will be remade with chiks.Or gay guys.

Posted by: steevy at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (mGBKM)

525 422: Brian Williams would play the Dennis Hopper part.

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (1IC2c)

526
nood Ace

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (SyIL9)

527 Wow. I ain't about to read 430 comments before I post my own. So here goes.

I know that Hollywood hates my values and would love to crush the ideas that I treasure. I agree with this bit.

HOWEVER, (and this pains me a just a little bit), I would not be upset if some rogue criminals "liberated" billions of dollars-as long as they took it from the _wrong_ people. Money from the likes of Soros, Comcast, Goldman-Sachs, Buffet, Bloomberg and other left wing dog-dirt should be freed.

Wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit. Crony Capitilism / Corporatism is NOT the same thing as capitalism.

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (1WydT)

528 Nude Rubio

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (Dth0i)

529 Concerning villains with outrageous accents, I watched a con interview for the anniversary of Buckaroo Banzai on YouTube the other day. John Leguzimo said for years he cringed at the thought of meeting an Italian who would upbraid him for Doctor Emilio "Laugh while you can monkey boy." Lizardo. (He can still do the lines with the accent.) Then one day he was in Italy and did indeed meet a man who was a fan of the movie. The Italian man had the same accent!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (/mTq0)

530 Just wondering. Did I rape more interns that JFK?

History, damn.

Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at May 26, 2015 09:06 PM (0FSuD)

531 Good. At 500 comments we're not going to get into a 2001 bitchfest (Not that great) and how wonderful Kubrick was. (He wasn't all that)

*wipes brow*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 26, 2015 09:06 PM (mmlFU)

532
You joke but in the future every buddy comedy will be remade with chiks.Or gay guys.

The Road To Provincetown.

Posted by: eleven at May 26, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)

533 Free Willie!

Staring Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: Infidel at May 26, 2015 09:06 PM (kCq6U)

534 482 Oh, and Arnold's making a Conan Sequel to his Conan movies. Geez. They say its Unforgiven with Swords
Posted by: Iblis at May 26, 2015 08:58 PM (9221z)

They said they're completely ignoring 2 & the remake. Then they talked about what a genius Milius is, and staying true to his vision & the books. It could be good.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2015 09:07 PM (9Bl5d)

535 Good. At 500 comments we're not going to get into a 2001 bitchfest (Not that great) and how wonderful Kubrick was. (He wasn't all that)

*wipes brow*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 26, 2015 09:06 PM (mmlFU)

Dude!

"Full Metal Handbaby"

*drops mike*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 26, 2015 09:07 PM (KUa85)

536 We need a remake of Machete with Ted Cruz taking the lead.
Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 08:12 PM (ty633)

Love to hear Cruz say the line "You just f*cked with the wrong Mexican."

Posted by: jwpaine at May 26, 2015 09:08 PM (0bXhD)

537 The Fly: This time Seth Brundle comes out of the teleportation pod with a vagina.

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 09:09 PM (ty633)

538 530
Just wondering. Did I rape more interns that JFK?

History, damn.
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Coming soon to a theater near you.

The exciting and moving story about one of history's most influential and conflicted presidents.

Oliver Stone's "Bill Clinton"

Posted by: exdem13 at May 26, 2015 09:09 PM (/mTq0)

539 510: Dammit, I hope no Hollywood types see that. You know damn well it would be in production is less than a week. Stop giving them ideas!!

Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 26, 2015 09:12 PM (1IC2c)

540 CNN is showing a "documentary" congratulating themselves for 35 years of reportage. Showing its Desert Storm coverage.

Oddly not mentioning that Peter Arnett would not report on Saddams atrocities so he wouldn't lose access

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 09:15 PM (zOTsN)

541 Monty Python and the Holy Grail, with Adam Sandler playing the John Cleese roles.

Posted by: rickl at May 26, 2015 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

542 Point Break got me into skydiving as a college student. The trailer seems to have a eurotrash sensibility vs just some extreme bad guys needing cash to keep the party rolling. Fuck,why can't they leave well enough alone?

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 26, 2015 09:25 PM (UbT44)

543
CNN is showing a "documentary" congratulating themselves for 35 years of reportage. Showing its Desert Storm coverage.

Oddly not mentioning that Peter Arnett would not report on Saddams atrocities so he wouldn't lose access

Posted by: Thunderb at May 26, 2015 09:15 PM (zOTsN)

Or Charles Jaco faking footage......badly, in the studio.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2015 09:26 PM (ynQIy)

544 "Alien" is pretty much a remake of "It, The Creature From Outer Space", where an alien (natch) gets on an Earthbound ship (from Mars, in ITCFOS, I think), and slowly batters its way up through the successive levels of the cigar-shaped ship, killing crewmembers as it goes. In the final scene, the last surviving crew member blows the creature out the airlock.

Posted by: West at May 26, 2015 09:50 PM (AJ7QR)

545 Armageddon II where Bruce Willis reprises his role as a radioactive cloud.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2015 09:51 PM (t//F+)

546 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 26, 2015 09:52 PM (KCxzN)

547 I think Breitbart was right, (culture is upstream from politics,) but I think even further upstream are the schools.

The
truth is, so many people have wrong ideas because (a) they are young
and start out with 100% of their knowledge stuff they were told, and by
college it is probably still something like 90%. and (b) All they are
told for the first 22+ years of their lives is liberal crap.

Conservatives are made in the real world. and that takes time and experience. Progressives are made in the schools.

don't blame hollywood. blame the schools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 26, 2015 09:59 PM (LWu6U)

548 You know, if I was in a meeting and someone answered a question with "Because, like me, they're extreme athletes"...

Yeah.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 26, 2015 10:08 PM (+azJs)

549 Maybe the writers of this remake found their inspiration from some of the low life's that work for the Foundation for the Clintons....

Posted by: Dick Turpin at May 26, 2015 10:31 PM (thVjv)

550 Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore

Is that Saffron who was the daughter on Ab Fab?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 26, 2015 10:39 PM (brIR5)

551 The Road To Provincetown.

Fire Island.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 26, 2015 10:42 PM (brIR5)

552 If you guys don't like how Hollywood hates you and your bullshit values, you should really just stop watching. Just stop watching every movie, tv show, and commercial - they're ALL made by people who fucking HATE you. I know, because I work in it. And yes, you're all correct. Hollywood is run, bought, and sold by die hard liberals who despise your principles and that will never change.

Posted by: Fuck All of You at May 26, 2015 10:46 PM (QHzhP)

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