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Good News: Yesterday, Obama Announced The End of War In Afghanistan
Not So Good News: The Taliban Is Still Killing American Soldiers in Afghanistan

No more war, Obama told us.

Actually, this is an example of a politician endlessly re-declaring the same thing to get more free media out of it. Obama declared the end of War in Afghanistan last December.

The enemy, Jim Geraghty notes, was unimpressed.

A 22-year-old member of the US Army from Whitinsville was killed in Afghanistan when an Afghan soldier attacked his American allies earlier this week.

John M. Dawson, an Army specialist, died in Jalalabad from wounds suffered when he was hit by small arms fire while on an escort mission, the Defense Department said in a statement.

That story is from April 10, 2015. Wow, that's practically as ancient history as World War II.

Mission Accomplished?

Robert Tracynski notes the Passive Voice President says these wars "came to an end" -- certainly not that America won these wars.


There are good men who gave their lives, or left behind an arm or a leg, to keep Islamic terrorists from establishing a home base in Iraq. Having achieved that victory, they then had to watch as it was all thrown away....

[W]hatever this administration's role, it is disturbing to see the president touting the peace that we are supposedly enjoying after the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have "come to an end." That’s an appropriately passive expression, since President Obama can't say that we’ve won those wars, only that they have "come to an end"--and only for us. I should also add: and only for now.

I hate this asshole.

Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM




Comments

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1 How many times does this make?

Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2015 05:28 PM (zGDNi)

2 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Posted by: Presidentin' Barry O at May 26, 2015 05:30 PM (G4aHK)

3 Attaboy, hotshot, you managed to lose another war. At this rate, the French are going to get jealous. Pace yourself.

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)

4 I've said it before - he's trolling us. Just as badly as moo moo, mumr or Ira.
Our CIC is a fucking troll...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 26, 2015 05:31 PM (utp0X)

5 I have been wondering if the woman in red and on her knees watching Barry eat his "ice cream cone" has any idea of the contempt with which she's viewed by at least half the population, including Barry.

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

6

All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's
Reproductive Heath Choice Clinic think President Obama should arrest Bush for lying that was proven by that Bob Woodstien Guy that worked for Bush. Bush lied and soldiers of color died !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2015 05:32 PM (lNSdJ)

7 I hate this asshole.

Ace I love ya!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 05:33 PM (rDqRv)

8 He's very easy to hate, not least of which because he's so beloved by so many stupid, stupid people.

Posted by: Kensington at May 26, 2015 05:33 PM (7Kbxu)

9 And to remind:

* there WAS no "mission accomplished" moment
* there WAS no *federal* Katrina emergency scandal
* there WAS no outing of clandestine personnel in the Libby lynching
* there WAS no Pentagon expectation or predictionof a "cake-walk" in Iraq
* there WAS no scandal in firing of US attorneys
* there WAS no Iraqi army to disband in summer '03
* there WAS no mortgage derivative crisis absent the initiating, sustaining, and enabling efforts of Fannie Mae and the New York Fed to create the situation in the first place

And on, and on, and on ...... but myth and slander and invention now make up most of the "factual framework" of Americans and their media, and to a shocking extent, "conservatives" as well.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2015 05:33 PM (QDnY+)

10 As the bard from Stratford on Avon said, a big pile of dog shit by any other name would smell the same.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 05:33 PM (XUKZU)

11 Don't hate the player, ace.

Hate the game.

... and the assholes who voted for this unctuous self-absorbed clot. Them, especially.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at May 26, 2015 05:34 PM (0MJOU)

12 TFG is actually more than just an asshole; he's a jagoff.

When an asshole comes into a bar, you get up and go to the opposite end. When a jagoff enters the bar, you get up and leave.

Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2015 05:34 PM (fWLrt)

13 EarLeader has a long way to go to domestically to equal his foreign relations/war success but he's been making progress with things heating up nicely so far this year. Treasonous rat bastard.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 26, 2015 05:34 PM (dkExz)

14 I've said it before - he's trolling us.


That he is. He's as mentally healthy as all trolls, and he has his finger on nukes. I only hope that the selection process for steely-eyed missile men has broken down.

The Chicoms, OTOH, seem to have his number. This (the South China Sea) has the potential to get very ugly, very fast.

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:34 PM (LAe3v)

15 Don't hate the player, ace.


Hate the game.


Eh. Hate them both.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 26, 2015 05:34 PM (ZKzrr)

16 The people that write his teleprompter script (everybody that is a registered democrat) are the real problem.

Posted by: JD at May 26, 2015 05:35 PM (TzeLs)

17 Let's declare combat operations over and get out of here.

Posted by: Gen Patton at May 26, 2015 05:35 PM (fLKzW)

18 You people know that saying bad things about the Presdent of the United Stats is a crime ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2015 05:35 PM (lNSdJ)

19 The President is right.

We need to find a different country to attack. It stimulates the economy.

Posted by: newest neocon at May 26, 2015 05:35 PM (gP1eR)

20 Attack Bush in TEX-ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2015 05:35 PM (lNSdJ)

21 8
He's very easy to hate, not least of which because he's so beloved by so many stupid, stupid people.


I can handle stupid people. It's how they were born. What I can't handle are stupid people who think they're smart.

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

22 I hate this asshole.

I agree: Robert Tracynski is an asshole. A douche as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2015 05:36 PM (wImdA)

23 I'm outside in garden & am taking a break.

I don't use the word hate casually like some do.
It never hated anyone as I do TFG!!!

Posted by: Carol at May 26, 2015 05:36 PM (/4CtB)

24 Dude, you can't just call "War Off" and "War On", whenever a car bomb rolls down the street.

Posted by: Wayne and Garth at May 26, 2015 05:36 PM (fWLrt)

25 Let's declare combat operations over and get out of here.

-
Then gird our loins and prepare our nukes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 26, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)

26 Hey chi.

And no, he's not our CinC.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 05:37 PM (OsWis)

27 The President's speech was fairly typical form for the SCOAMF, but it was the lead-in that was the worst part of it all--Secretary Carter spent damn near half his speech talking about how much Obama "cares" and all that "wakes up every day" crap. It was so pathetic, like if you say it enough times it must be true. The slurping echoed loudly through the marble of the amphitheater.

Posted by: zoomwsu at May 26, 2015 05:37 PM (oqG7f)

28 "A 22-year-old member of the US Army from Whitinsville was killed in Afghanistan when an Afghan soldier attacked his American allies earlier this week."

We commemorated his passing with extra sprinkles on our ice cream cone.

Posted by: Democrats and MFM, BIRM at May 26, 2015 05:37 PM (1CroS)

29 "Mr. President, how did your ice cream taste?"

"Uh, well, you mean my gelato? It wasn't, uh, bad." --President Stumblefuck

Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 05:37 PM (ty633)

30 "Robert Tracynski notes the Passive Voice President says these wars 'came to an end' -- certainly not that America won these wars."

Worth recalling here that during his top-billed foreign policy speech in Berlin in 2008, Obama described the Cold War in essentially the identical way.

The delighted Europeans slobbered all over him. That's when the wheels got turning on the Nobel Peace Prize which Obama would be awarded early the next year, after only enough time in the presidency to have located the Oval Office washroom.

Funny thing, though: the Euros are no longer all that happy with Obama. They are visibly flustered and disconcerted that the great peacemaker seems to have left only wreckage in his wake, and two new wars starting for each old war that he has withdrawn from.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 26, 2015 05:38 PM (noWW6)

31 If you applied "Liar Liar, you're pants are on fire" to him he would have been immolated long ago.


As I said the otherday. He is scum, everyone who voted for him is scum, and today I will add every Republican who helps him is scum. He is something I would wipe off the bottom of my shoe before entering the house.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 05:38 PM (GpgJl)

32 24
Dude, you can't just call "War Off" and "War On", whenever a car bomb rolls down the street.


Depends. Am I allowed to Crane Kick him in the nads? (Assuming they exist, of course)

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)

33 He is scum, everyone who voted for him is scum, and today I will add every Republican who helps him is scum. He is something I would wipe off the bottom of my shoe before entering the house.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 05:38 PM (GpgJl)


I couldn't have said it better. But I will steal that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 05:38 PM (rDqRv)

34 It's easy to criticize from your high horse, Ace.

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 05:39 PM (heJs4)

35 Funny thing, though: the Euros are no longer all that happy with Obama.
They are visibly flustered and disconcerted that the great peacemaker
seems to have left only wreckage in his wake, and two new wars starting
for each old war that he has withdrawn from.


If it weren't for the damage he's doing to my country, I'd say f*** 'em, and let them enjoy what they all pined for.

Posted by: pep at May 26, 2015 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

36 31: Vic if that was on my shoe, I would throw it away.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 05:39 PM (ucDmr)

37

Bu -- but -- he climbed steep stairs!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 26, 2015 05:40 PM (kdS6q)

38 50!

Posted by: Yo! at May 26, 2015 05:40 PM (W6iIX)

39 Hi SMFH!
Hi Chi!

Break is over & now I have to dig up a dead climber.

Posted by: Carol at May 26, 2015 05:40 PM (/4CtB)

40 Hi, there, darlin'.
Just taking a break - couple more hours of building cabinets yet...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 26, 2015 05:41 PM (8x3C7)

41 oops, way closer than Barky has ever gotten

Posted by: Yo! at May 26, 2015 05:41 PM (W6iIX)

42 Oh and I might also note that he was the only one to use the teleprompter, which actually partially obstructed my view. General Dempsey, Secretary Carter, and Chaplain Studniewski all worked the old fashioned way.

Posted by: zoomwsu at May 26, 2015 05:41 PM (oqG7f)

43 Break is over & now I have to dig up a dead climber.
Posted by: Carol at May 26, 2015 05:40 PM (/4CtB)

Spider-Man passed?

Hey Carol. Enjoy the garden.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 05:41 PM (x5cWD)

44 "I hate this asshole."


Mission accomplished.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2015 05:42 PM (+jijM)

45 That's adorable.

Posted by: ISIS at May 26, 2015 05:42 PM (MYCIw)

46 36
31: Vic if that was on my shoe, I would throw it away.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 26, 2015 05:39 PM (ucDmr)

You're right, better yet burn those shoes. There is a law against disposing of toxic waste at the dump.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 05:42 PM (GpgJl)

47 Obama perpetually gives America the Middle Finger Salute.

We're all Costanza now.

The MFM simply bends over and says, "Thank you, Sir. May I have another?"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 26, 2015 05:42 PM (1CroS)

48 But...but...that PANT CREASE!

Posted by: David Brooks at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (7Kbxu)

49 Maybe we can invade Yemen with our pals in ISIS or KSA or whatever they're calling themselves these days.

Posted by: newest neocon at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (gP1eR)

50 Hey, Miss Carol!
Did all your snow melt yet?

Sorry about all the roses you're losing this year.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (bHEwy)

51 Despicable. Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (Cz/08)

52 44!

That's Me!!

Posted by: Icky Woods at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (heJs4)

53 (The were creased just so...)

Posted by: David Brooks at May 26, 2015 05:43 PM (7Kbxu)

54
hope nothing goes boom! soon.

Wars tend to start in the summer and fall

Posted by: Yo! at May 26, 2015 05:44 PM (W6iIX)

55 The loving people of Brattleboro are proud of presdent obama and we still hate Bush for lying !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2015 05:44 PM (lNSdJ)

56 54

hope nothing goes boom! soon.

Wars tend to start in the summer and fall

Posted by: Yo!


You been here long time. You go now!

Posted by: Artificial Sand Reef at May 26, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

57 When the big attack comes is there a way we cannot do without Obama? I don't think so. A very bad time to switch horses. We will have to keep him on and suspend all elections until....

Posted by: Mitch McConell at May 26, 2015 05:46 PM (TV9BR)

58 O/T Ace! Flaming skull stuff here.


Clintons have been using a hidden company as a pass through account to launder money.


http://fxn.ws/1Kye6l8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 05:46 PM (GpgJl)

59 I worked, briefly, in Whitinsville. A handful of kids from my HS lived there. Smallish town, left behind after the Mill industry frittered out. When people talk about "NE'ers" or "Blue Staters", they're talking about guys like Specialist Dawson. Which makes them especially loathsome, Valor Vampires.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 26, 2015 05:47 PM (2cS/G)

60 The MIddle East and all our past important relations with our most important Allies has been damaged, and in many cases, beyond repair. The damage this asshole has done is staggering.

Not only will the World never be the same, but I have fear we are headed towards an apocalypse.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 05:47 PM (rDqRv)

61 I just knew he'd be a very good President.

Posted by: David Brooks at May 26, 2015 05:47 PM (7Kbxu)

62 Oooh, Jade Helm does sound like a nice opportunity.

Another Civil War would really get this economy out of the dumpster. It would be like Cash for Clunkers on steroids--- not just new cars to buy, but new homes to build, more hospitals, lots of public works, and plenty of trickle-down weapons spending.

I love it!

54

hope nothing goes boom! soon.

Wars tend to start in the summer and fall

Posted by: Yo! at May 26, 2015 05:44 PM (W6iIX)

Posted by: newest neocon at May 26, 2015 05:47 PM (gP1eR)

63 >>Clintons have been using a hidden company as a pass through account to launder money.

Saw that. But while it is scummy it really isn't any different than what they are doing with their "foundation". Lowlife money grubbers.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 26, 2015 05:48 PM (g1DWB)

64
Lets see.
Lybia, Syria, Iraq, A-Stan
Nigeria, Yemen

The White house sure is rolling up a bunch victories on the ground

Posted by: Yo! at May 26, 2015 05:48 PM (W6iIX)

65 58 O/T Ace! Flaming skull stuff here.


Clintons have been using a hidden company as a pass through account to launder money.

---------------------------------
To have enough flaming skulls to keep track of alll of the Clinton's illegal BS, we'd need a 10th Circle of Hell.

Posted by: Roy at May 26, 2015 05:49 PM (fWLrt)

66 Don't give in to the power of the asshole.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 05:49 PM (RJMhd)

67 Space to destroy?

Posted by: redenzo at May 26, 2015 05:49 PM (WCnJW)

68 Lets see.
Lybia, Syria, Iraq, A-Stan
Nigeria, Yemen

The White house sure is rolling up a bunch victories on the ground



For the muzzies.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 05:50 PM (t4NMo)

69 Was it Mark Steyn who said, 'we can have peace immediately. All we have to do is surrender.'

So is that what Obama is saying, We submit to the will of Allah? This other stuff is just a misunderstanding?

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 05:50 PM (i1S+W)

70 Hey, anybody Mish McConnell likes ish good enough for me...

Posted by: John Boehner at May 26, 2015 05:50 PM (XO6WW)

71 Don't give in to the power of the asshole.
Posted by: River Guide

The power of asshole compels you.
The power of asshole compels you.

Posted by: Queen Barry I at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (tgnRB)

72 Hey, I thought "shitty little grifter" was the currently accepted term. "Asshole" is good too though.

Posted by: Aviator at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (sQzB6)

73 >>Not only will the World never be the same, but I have fear we are headed towards an apocalypse



Yeah, uh - sorry about that...
we shouldn't have got you all worked up before we checked our math.

Posted by: The Mayans at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (heJs4)

74 "I hate this asshole."

Ace, have you had a call from the IRS?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (U6f54)

75 But.. but the CRUSAAAAAAAADES!....

Posted by: LIV Bringin' The F'n Knowledge at May 26, 2015 05:52 PM (fLKzW)

76 We are putting together a work around on the 22nd Amendment because Obama is too awesome not to have a few more terms.

Posted by: John Boehner & Mitch McConnell at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (TV9BR)

77 I have posted this before, hopefully it won't ever come to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGKBfew6hSU

Posted by: Colin at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (5L9G0)

78 Yeah, I hate the shithead too.

Posted by: maddogg at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96)

79 Hey, that's PRESIDENT Asshole, buddy!

Posted by: fly gal at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (8TdcF)

80 The part I liked best was when Ace said, "I hate thus asshole." That was well worded and content rich.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (Uq9ly)

81 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 05:53 PM (kff5f)

82 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 05:54 PM (kff5f)

83 74
"I hate this asshole."



Ace, have you had a call from the IRS?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (U6f54)


I'm not ace, but blogging about the IRS is no longer a winning option for us neo-cons.

Next question.

Posted by: newest neocon at May 26, 2015 05:54 PM (gP1eR)

84 Hey, that's PRESIDENT Asshole, buddy!


"Dear Supreme Allied Asshole, "

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 05:54 PM (t4NMo)

85 I hate this asshole



RACIST!! H8ter!!

Posted by: NY Times Editors at May 26, 2015 05:55 PM (0FSuD)

86 >>Hey, that's PRESIDENT Asshole, buddy!

Posted by: fly gal

No. I'm the PRESIDENT'S asshole buddy.

Posted by: Reggie at May 26, 2015 05:55 PM (sQzB6)

87 16
The people that BELIEVE his teleprompter script (everybody that is a registered democrat) are the real problem.

FIFY

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2015 05:55 PM (ve5uE)

88 HinChi,
Last week it was in 50s, Saturday. Sunday it was & still is in mid 80s.

Thanks, Golfman!

Posted by: Carol at May 26, 2015 05:55 PM (/4CtB)

89 Mark Steyn Tweeted earlier this morning that the only despicable video that came out of La Affair de Benghazi was the Andrews Air Force Speeches by Teh JEF and Cankles. Brilliant observation

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 26, 2015 05:56 PM (fLKzW)

90 We won't fight on the beaches, we won't fight on the landing grounds, we won't fight in the fields or in the streets, we won't fight in the hills; we'll hang around for a while and then we'll all go home and I'll get my picture taken with the peons while eating ice cream.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at May 26, 2015 05:57 PM (8ZskC)

91 Truck Monkey is a Mime

I feel truly sorry about this, but you must be killed with fire.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 05:57 PM (kff5f)

92 they then had to watch as it was all thrown away...

I can't imagine what it would be like to strap some artificial prosthesis on my body every morning, then turn on the news. Soft bigotry of low expectations has firmed up considerably.

Don't hate him, I hate the clueless that stuck him in public housing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 05:57 PM (xQX/f)

93 Was it Mark Steyn who said, 'we can have peace immediately. All we have to do is surrender.'


That was President Reagan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2015 05:58 PM (JO9+V)

94 OT but what was Jon Ryan doing on that stupid American Ninja show?

Ryan's a hoser!

Posted by: logprof at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (5eXyl)

95 Don't hate him, I hate the clueless that stuck him in public housing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.



I have enough burning hate for all of them.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (t4NMo)

96
I hate this asshole.

And I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (SyIL9)

97 Wow. And they say I fucked things up.

Posted by: Henry VI at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (8ZskC)

98 71. Ya I was going to do some twist on Star Wars and the Starr Report- The Footnotes! but I lost it.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (RJMhd)

99
btw, obama is a cunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:01 PM (SyIL9)

100
"Because the company, WJC, LLC, has no financial assets, Hillary Clinton's campaign was not obligated to report its existence in her recent financial disclosure report, officials with Bill Clinton's private office and the Clinton campaign said."

No assets, just a big ass.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2015 06:01 PM (+jijM)

101 'used personal LLC as a pass through'

What is the legal definition of money laundering?

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:01 PM (i1S+W)

102 Hello Carol : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 06:01 PM (OsWis)

103 Was there even a Henry the 6th? I guess there must have been because I know about Henry VIII

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 26, 2015 06:03 PM (fLKzW)

104 >>And I hate fucking monkeys.

Try just buying them a nice diner.

Posted by: Achmed at May 26, 2015 06:03 PM (sQzB6)

105 Folks ... Barry's just a symptom. The majority of the American Public is the problem. And it's high time we quit bullshitting ourselves and admit they're a majority ... only to get bigger with the Millennials and Dreamers.


So ... do we continue to provide the bulk of the military muscle and profitable labor while shutting our mouths and knowing our place ?


I suggest not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (8nAzo)

106 Excuse me, I was told to rush deliver this 64-pack of our Bartles Jaymes Extra-Fine Wine-Coolers here to this Blog for a.........Mary Cluelesstein of Bratwurst, VT, if I'm reading the invoice right. Any of you Morons know her? Anyone? Seems she really is hittin' the old sauce hard today, for some reason......Anyone?

Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Bartles & Jaymes Delivery at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (sCHw2)

107 Was there even a Henry the 6th?


The Henrys started at VIII for tax reasons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (8ZskC)

108 Was there even a Henry the 6th?

Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VI_of_England

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (kff5f)

109 And I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Then stop.


Oooh, hanging curve ball outta the park!

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (t4NMo)

110 >>What is the legal definition of money laundering?


Something done by non Clintons.

Posted by: Hillary at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (sQzB6)

111 And I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (SyIL9)



Tell me about it.

Posted by: The Football at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (vgIRn)

112

You hear this?

Now that we're at the peak of allergy season, guess what the global warmist propaganda said.

They said that because of global warming, your allergies are gonna get worse -- really bad by mid-century.

This is typical "fill the vacuum" political bullshit. Strike while the iron's hot. You never run out of hateful bullshit...that's the beauty part of Leftism, an ideology based in lies and hate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (SyIL9)

113 Posted by: Bartles Jaymes Delivery at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (sCHw2)


Poseur!

Posted by: Zima at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (JO9+V)

114 Was there even a Henry the 6th? I guess there must have been because I know about Henry VIII
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious

Henry VI was the son of Henry V. They say he pissed away all of his fathers gains in French territory, but he was an infant when he was crowned, so most of the pissing away of territory is the fault of his regents.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 26, 2015 06:06 PM (tgnRB)

115 >>> So ... do we continue to provide the bulk of the
military muscle and profitable labor while shutting our mouths and
knowing our place ?





I suggest not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:04 PM (8nAzo)<<<

What ScoggDog Johnson said is right, as well as what Dr. Samuel Johnson said, earlier! And I ain't gonna let the ice-scream shop that I built with my own two hands go down without a fight!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at May 26, 2015 06:06 PM (sCHw2)

116 >>Poseur!


Posted by: Zima

I thought you were dead.

Posted by: College girls everywhere at May 26, 2015 06:06 PM (sQzB6)

117 Henry VI was the son of Henry V. They say he pissed away all of his fathers gains in French territory, but he was an infant when he was crowned, so most of the pissing away of territory is the fault of his regents.


*cough*

Posted by: Margaret of Anjou at May 26, 2015 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

118
Another thing: the Colorado shooter is back in the news this week because the trial is heating up. That means YOU are also on trial again for a shooting you had nothing to do with. So...heads up for that bullshit, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:08 PM (SyIL9)

119 And I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (SyIL9)



Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Football at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (vgIRn)
********
You guys are fucking hilarious

Posted by: The Couch at May 26, 2015 06:08 PM (fLKzW)

120 According to Saul Goodman, Money Laundering involves Placement, Layering and Integration.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 26, 2015 06:09 PM (2cS/G)

121 Global warming.... Nukes in the Middle East.

I sense a disturbance.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 06:09 PM (RJMhd)

122 There are a million ways to slight a rival's manhood, but to suggest that he enjoys Zima is one of the worst.

Zima is a clear, lightly carbonated, alcoholic beverage, that was made and distributed by the Coors Brewing Company


So it's beer? Like Coors Lite or something?

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:10 PM (i1S+W)

123
And, lastly, Fuck You, Robert Deniro. Your commencement sucked. It was an incoherent babbling speech but because a celebrity recited it, the TV told everyone it was amazing. It sucked.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:10 PM (SyIL9)

124 Football ... Couch .... Cry me a fucking river, okay.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 26, 2015 06:10 PM (8nAzo)

125 And I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:00 PM (SyIL9)



Tell me about it.
Posted by: The Football at May 26, 2015 06:05 PM (vgIRn)
********
You guys are fucking hilarious
Posted by: The Couch at May 26, 2015 06:08 PM (fLKzW)
*******
Wait... what?

Posted by: Hilarious at May 26, 2015 06:10 PM (fLKzW)

126 According to Saul Goodman, Money Laundering involves Placement, Layering and Integration.


You forgot ironing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 26, 2015 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

127 Silly low-information voters. These drone strikes aren't a "war". It's just a fun game of tag we play using missiles.

And those special forces aren't raiding terrorist hideouts, they're simply sightseeing. Their guns are simply for self-defense while they engage in peaceful tourism.

Posted by: Sjg at May 26, 2015 06:11 PM (gDSJf)

128 Carol, did our Texas weather scare you off the move?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 26, 2015 06:11 PM (AMUZ1)

129 You guys are fucking hilarious

Better you than me, man.

Posted by: Bill Clintonious at May 26, 2015 06:11 PM (8ZskC)

130 If your going to launder money, keep the Harriet Tubman twenties separate from the Andrew Jackson twenties.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 06:13 PM (NeFrd)

131 >>>There are a million ways to slight a rival's manhood, but to suggest that he enjoys Zima is one of the worst<<<

It's hard to slight Barry's manhood when his balls, (much like my neighbor's puppy), haven't dropped yet.


Posted by: Fritz at May 26, 2015 06:13 PM (ty633)

132 Wait maybe someone told Barry mushroom clouds would cool off the Middle East.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 06:13 PM (RJMhd)

133 73 >>Not only will the World never be the same, but I have fear we are headed towards an apocalypse



Yeah, uh - sorry about that...
we shouldn't have got you all worked up before we checked our math.
Posted by: The Mayans at May 26, 2015 05:51 PM (heJs4)

This is why Disqus will never work here.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (48QDY)

134 Well, I, for one, am happy to see we have put away our war mongering ways and now we can beat our swords into plowshares, melt down our guns and make electric cars.

Peace at hand, peace at hand, Good God we have Peace at hand.

Emanuel is right. Chicago would be a peaceful town if we had adequate gun control.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (i1S+W)

135 Now that the war in the sand box is over, China is trying to say my turn. They think we will lose that one too.

Good times, Good times.

Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (wkuqO)

136 I hate this asshole.

Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM

====================================

While I hate all assholes, this asshole is especially asinine. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (FCsIb)

137 While I hate all assholes, this asshole is especially asinine. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (FCsIb)


Now that there is wisdom for the ages

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:15 PM (rDqRv)

138 the Colorado shooter is back in the news this week because the trial is heating up.

***

That twisted SOB planned in great detail. The notebook has been introduced into evidence. Link at completeColorado.com

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 26, 2015 06:15 PM (NeFrd)

139 While I hate all assholes, this asshole is especially asinine. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (FCsIb)


The son of a bitch loves shit. He loves to crap in our mess kit too.

Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:17 PM (wkuqO)

140 Nukes in the Middle East

At this point, I say, 'bring 'em'. The Saudi's take out Iran, Iran takes out Mecca. The 'Islamic reformation' comes to a screeching halt as a billion ignorant sons-of-bitches point their assholes in the general direction of what-used-to-be Mecca.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 06:18 PM (xQX/f)

141 Thanks to Colorado Shooter ... ScoggWife no longer questions guns in console and pocket on any trip.


Now you tell me what's more fucked up ... that carrying to the grocery is now necessary ... or the notion that MY guns are the problem.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:18 PM (8nAzo)

142 Wonder if the JEF has asked Putin to loan him a few of those mobile crematoriums in Ukraine.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 26, 2015 06:18 PM (tePUo)

143 While I hate all assholes, this asshole is especially asinine. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Posted by: MTF at May 26, 2015 06:14 PM (FCsIb)
********
By defintion

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 26, 2015 06:19 PM (fLKzW)

144 The son of a bitch loves shit.
Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:17 PM (wkuqO)

Of course. Look who he married.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:19 PM (48QDY)

145 The son of a bitch loves shit. He loves to crap in our mess kit too.
Posted by: just saying

Zounds like our kinda guy, ja!

Posted by: German Porn Industry (seriously, what's wrong with those people?) at May 26, 2015 06:19 PM (tgnRB)

146 Can't imagine why.

Baltimore residents: "Cops aren't doing their jobs."

BB

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 26, 2015 06:21 PM (OsWis)

147 Ace, you can't possibly hate this asshole more than me.

Posted by: skip at May 26, 2015 06:21 PM (53bDg)

148 I say give em the old digeridoo

http://tinyurl.com/pbjypfu

Posted by: have a happy at May 26, 2015 06:22 PM (XYKz+)

149 Ace, you can't possibly hate this asshole more than me.
Posted by: skip at May 26, 2015 06:21 PM (53bDg)


I got ya both beat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:23 PM (rDqRv)

150 I hate this asshole.

2016 Campaign slogan winner!

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2015 06:25 PM (DL2i+)

151 Ace, you can't possibly hate this asshole more than me.
Posted by: skip at May 26, 2015 06:21 PM (53bDg)


I got ya both beat
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Now let's not argue and bicker about 'oo 'ates 'oo more.

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at May 26, 2015 06:26 PM (tgnRB)

152
"And I hate fucking monkeys."


What about cans? Do you hate these cans?

Posted by: Naven R. Johnson at May 26, 2015 06:26 PM (OD2ni)

153 This is the first truly TREASONOUS president we have had. Carter may have been incompetent, LBJ may have been wrongheaded about the welfare state, and Clinton may have been a corrupt weasel, but none of them had the loathing and contempt for this land that the current POTUS does.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 26, 2015 06:27 PM (GsebS)

154 Let's not bicker and argue about who hates this asshole more. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. We can all hate this asshole equally.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 26, 2015 06:28 PM (1CroS)

155
<i>You people know that saying bad things about the Presdent of the United Stats is a crime ????</i>
<br>
<br>
Right on, sista!

Posted by: Bodacial Thunderwoman in Berkeley, CA at May 26, 2015 06:29 PM (GsebS)

156 154 Let's not bicker and argue about who hates this asshole more. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. We can all hate this asshole equally.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 26, 2015 06:28 PM (1CroS)


Equality of results. Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:29 PM (wkuqO)

157 I hate this asshole, too.

Posted by: DHS at May 26, 2015 06:29 PM (XTnol)

158 I'm sure Obama has a real heart burn over the 50 or so here who hate him.

Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:30 PM (wkuqO)

159 "I hate this asshole."

He wants me to hate him but I won't give him the satisfaction.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 26, 2015 06:31 PM (r5Qcm)

160
<i>The loving people of Brattleboro are proud of presdent obama and we still hate Bush for lying !!!!!!!!!!</i>
<br>
<br>
President Obama is the only man I will gladly fellate.

Posted by: Bodacia Thunderwoman in Berkeley, CA at May 26, 2015 06:31 PM (GsebS)

161 SE Pa Moron

Problem is you are putting nukes into a very unstable environment.

There is a geopolitical theory loosely described at times as "tinder box". We've had nukes within countries that are very well protected, by either relatively strong militaries or by geography. Saudi Arabia and Iran do not fit those descriptors. Iran spent almost seven years fending off Saddam after he started a war with them, and I think it's quite possible that the House of Saud could fold up like a cheap tent, then you have all the various factional and radical terrorist organizations. couple all that with crazy talking leaders in Iran and it's a recipe for sheer disaster.

Never rest security on the sanity of another man especially in this environ.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (RJMhd)

162 Curmudgeon hits it on the head.


Barry is the first US President that hates my way of life, and by extension me, personally.


But I still say ... Never forget that he's backed on that by about 51% of the American Public.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (8nAzo)

163 OK Horde. Past 100 so going OT.

I currently have an employee in the National Guard. He does his regular weekend during the month.

Got a text from him at 943 on TUE 28 APR. Said he was to report on 29APR.

Just heard from him and he said he'll be back on 13 JUN.

Is this normal?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (48QDY)

164
I want Ace to review Kingsmen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:33 PM (SyIL9)

165 Trying to 'war game' the current Mideast scenario and the only win-win is a Saudi first strike on Iran. Soon. Real soon.

You smell that son? I love the smell of de-atomized Iranians in the morning.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 06:33 PM (xQX/f)

166 But he wants to be hated. If we're going to do this right, we all have to love him more than we love anyone else in the whole world. Hey, nobody said this was going to be easy.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 26, 2015 06:34 PM (+jijM)

167 Hi SMFH,
I'm going to wait until I have long sleeves on to
dig up dead climber. It has tons of thick sharp thorns.

Posted by: Carol at May 26, 2015 06:34 PM (5Easn)

168
Got a text from him at 943 on TUE 28 APR. Said he was to report on 29APR.

Just heard from him and he said he'll be back on 13 JUN.

Is this normal?


Is his name Epstein? And was the text signed by "Epstein's Mother"? If yes and yes, then yes it is normal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:34 PM (SyIL9)

169 Henry_VI_of_England

Goes to 11ty but not English.

So there was an other Henry, then an other other Henry, an everyun was an henery.

Posted by: DaveA at May 26, 2015 06:35 PM (DL2i+)

170 Posted by: Bodacial Thunderwoman in Berkeley, CA at May 26, 2015 06:29 PM (GsebS)

One thing about the wrong brackets.

You don't go all the way to the barrel.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:35 PM (48QDY)

171 Ace does movie reviews?

Posted by: Garrett at May 26, 2015 06:35 PM (heJs4)

172 @WilliamBaude

Things you don't see every day: Reviewer accuses author of conspiracy to commit murder.
tinyurl.com/nqldeq3

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 26, 2015 06:36 PM (uctT+)

173 163

Ask for a copy of his orders

Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:36 PM (wkuqO)

174 As lunatic and despicable as McCain was, he at least would have been better regarding Afghanistan, the rules of engagement, and fighting terrorism than drone boy. At this point, better to pull the guys out and bring them all home than pointlessly go on.

That's the third time the Dems have stabbed every solder in the back for political gain. I hope to God one day they pay for their treachery.

Posted by: Christopher taylor at May 26, 2015 06:36 PM (39g3+)

175 I hate this asshole too.

Also, I am Spartacus.

Posted by: Spartacus at May 26, 2015 06:37 PM (8ZskC)

176 163 Just heard from him and he said he'll be back on 13 JUN.



Is this normal?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (48QDY)

If he is doing his summer duty yes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (GpgJl)

177 The POTUS is supposed to be the central representative of all Americans. At this point, as not long before the Civil War, it probably isn't possible to do so, but President Obama is specifically and totally on one side of every issue, not even attempting to represent anyone but those he likes. He hates the other side, considering them the true enemy, one worse than any outside force.

Posted by: Christopher taylor at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (39g3+)

178 The Gary Sinese - Joe Mantegna national concert event Memorial day on PBS was worth a watch.

About the only positive thing I can say about this regime.

Posted by: An Observation at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (Xqhl+)

179 GolfMan ...


... in general, no. Get more info. That is not normal, AFAIK. I'll defer to Bannion, Anna, NGU, and such if they say different.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (8nAzo)

180 Golfman,

National Guard also has a two week 'summer camp'. I don't know how often they have to do it, but it used to be every year. I also don't know how much lead time they get.

I offer this up only in case the resident experts miss you question.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (i1S+W)

181
A Dem rep is challenging McCain. Hope she wins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (SyIL9)

182 I don't hate President Obama. I hold him in kind of a sad pity, because he's so wrong and so incompetent and so miserably awful but doesn't know it.

But he sure hates me.

Posted by: Christopher taylor at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (39g3+)

183 Somebody mentioned starving the beast by not enlisting under treasonous administrations. Wouldn't they just find a way to flood the military with illegals and thugs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (jR7Wy)

184 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (GpgJl)

185 Posted by: just saying at May 26, 2015 06:36 PM (wkuqO)

I did. I've seen beaucoup active duty orders.

Got what looks like a memo from him.

Maybe NG orders are different.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (48QDY)

186 That's the third time the Dems have stabbed every solder in the back for
political gain. I hope to God one day they pay for their treachery.


Oh, I suspect they will.

Posted by: Judgement Day at May 26, 2015 06:40 PM (Xqhl+)

187 GolfMan ...


... in general, no. Get more info. That is not normal, AFAIK. I'll defer to Bannion, Anna, NGU, and such if they say different.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (8nAzo)


What? I actually had work to do --what's the question?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:40 PM (rDqRv)

188 A huge problem is that the electorate still thinks of warfare in the terms of nation states.

Terrorism can change the rules of warfare on a dime and the U.S. electorate cannot keep up.

Posted by: River Guide at May 26, 2015 06:40 PM (RJMhd)

189
Curmudgeon hits it on the head.


Barry is the first US President that hates my way of life, and by extension me, personally.


But I still say ... Never forget that he's backed on that by about 51% of the American Public.





And that is what is so terrifying. A whole generation has been indoctrinated to hate this land as well. Which explains a large portion of Obama's vote. Add in the opportunist corporatist weasels, the people who think only with their anuses, and the people who want more welfare, and we have 51%

Posted by: Bodacia Thunderwoman in Berkeley, CA at May 26, 2015 06:41 PM (GsebS)

190 Sock off

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 26, 2015 06:41 PM (GsebS)

191 180 Golfman,

National Guard also has a two week 'summer camp'. I don't know how often they have to do it, but it used to be every year. I also don't know how much lead time they get.

I offer this up only in case the resident experts miss you question.
Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:38 PM (i1S+W)

Last year it was a two week stint in April. Two weeks is tolerable.

Six weeks with less than nine hours notice is a little tough on a small business.

Told a co-worker he is a retention officer. ???

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:41 PM (48QDY)

192 Vic ... You telling me they get less than 24 hours notice now for summer camp ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:42 PM (8nAzo)

193 A Dem rep is challenging McCain. Hope she wins.

Oh, no we should always vote for the Republican because that one vote could make all the difference no matter how horrible....

I'm sorry I just can't do it. McCain, God bless him, needs to be put out to pasture where he can get the mental help he needs along with Pelosi, Biden, and God knows how many other fossils in congress.

I don't even care which party has control of congress any more.

Posted by: Christopher taylor at May 26, 2015 06:42 PM (39g3+)

194 The Iran-Iraq war went on for somewhere around eight years. Islam vs. Islam.

It's time to shorten this islamic internecine rivalry into the millisecond liquid sunshine range.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 26, 2015 06:43 PM (xQX/f)

195 Got a text from him at 943 on TUE 28 APR. Said he was to report on 29APR.

Just heard from him and he said he'll be back on 13 JUN.

Is this normal?
Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (48QDY)

Normal? What's normal? Many people in the Reserves do one weekend a month and then 2 weeks a year Active Duty. But that is not across the Board. He could have either been tagged for a longer call up or volunteered for one. I do about 30 days Active Duty each year and another 60 days in Uniform for other Reserve Duty. It can depend on what your job is and how dedicated you are or how desperate you are to stay in. Your Rank can also have something to do with it. But yeah ask to see his Orders

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:44 PM (rDqRv)

196 183
Somebody mentioned starving the beast by not enlisting under treasonous
administrations. Wouldn't they just find a way to flood the military
with illegals and thugs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2015 06:39 PM (jR7Wy)

They have already done that. One of those bills the RINOs helped pass in the Senate recently would allow illegals to serve in the military and get citizenship.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:44 PM (GpgJl)

197
The Iran-Iraq war went on for somewhere around eight years. Islam vs. Islam.

It's time to shorten this islamic internecine rivalry into the millisecond liquid sunshine range.





The idea of creating a "Sea of Glass" in much of the sandy Islamic world is appealing....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 26, 2015 06:45 PM (GsebS)

198 It keeps coming down to the same question:

"What do you do with a Billion member Manson Family?"

Posted by: An Observation at May 26, 2015 06:45 PM (Xqhl+)

199 195 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:44 PM (rDqRv)


One of my co-workers (boss's son) was in the NG in GA. He had to do two weeks active duty in the field every summer.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:46 PM (GpgJl)

200 Retention Officer?

Is he serving on a Board to decide who stays or who goes?

But I doubt that is a short fused Order that long. He must have either volunteered for it or had longer notice?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:46 PM (rDqRv)

201 192
Vic ... You telling me they get less than 24 hours notice now for summer camp ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 26, 2015 06:42 PM (8nAzo)

Probably was told long ago but just now getting official orders.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:47 PM (GpgJl)

202 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:44 PM (rDqRv)

What appears to be orders says 29APR to 29MAY. Maybe made some bank and wants some time off?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:47 PM (48QDY)

203 One of my co-workers (boss's son) was in the NG in GA. He had to do two weeks active duty in the field every summer.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 26, 2015 06:46 PM (GpgJl)


yeah that's the usual. Since I am a DR and they kinda need me I tend to do more Active Duty than most, but that is mostly voluntary.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:47 PM (rDqRv)

204 Golfman,
Six weeks? #twoweeks ?

Just heard (today) he was to report 29APR ? I read that as 29May to 13June.

He's been away from work since the end of April?

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:48 PM (i1S+W)

205 What appears to be orders says 29APR to 29MAY. Maybe made some bank and wants some time off?
Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:47 PM (48QDY)

What do you mean "appears to be Orders". Real Orders are rather specific

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:49 PM (rDqRv)

206 Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:48 PM (i1S+W)

Correct.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:49 PM (48QDY)

207 During the course of our business I've seen a bunch of orders. Soldiers provide them in order for us to suspend their membership at the club.

What he has sent me looks nothing like those I've seen. More like a memo.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:51 PM (48QDY)

208 For example Reserve Duty in the USA is usually 13 Days for Navy Reserve.

Sometimes to go over seas it will be longer because of Travel and to make it worth the Military's expense in sending you it may be 3 - 6 weeks.

I'm going to Okinawa and it is 16 days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:51 PM (rDqRv)

209 Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:49 PM (48QDY)

Ok, above my pay grade.

Posted by: James Kruptstone at May 26, 2015 06:51 PM (i1S+W)

210 What he has sent me looks nothing like those I've seen. More like a memo.
Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:51 PM (48QDY)


Cough Cough... You don't go anywhere now a days without OFFICIAL ORDERS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:52 PM (rDqRv)

211 Memo says he's five miles away on Fort Bragg.

And a 2143 text? No more lead time than that?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY)

212 Memo says he's five miles away on Fort Bragg.

And a 2143 text? No more lead time than that?
Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:53 PM (48QDY)

Unless it's short fused orders, you usually have months notice.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:54 PM (rDqRv)

213 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 06:52 PM (rDqRv)

That's what GS-13 (ret) from IG office said.

Of course, I could get in deep Doo-Doo if I approach this wrong.

Do NG orders look different than Active?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:56 PM (48QDY)

214 Just heard from him and he said he'll be back on 13 JUN.



Is this normal?

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:32 PM (48QDY)


Are you in TX? 'Cause Abbott issued a disaster declaration for a whole bunch of counties; he may have called out the Ntl. Guard to assist.

But, yeah, he should have official orders from somewhere.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

215 Sounds sensible to me, Mr President.

Was that Indian whooping?

Shit. I think I just crapped myself.

Posted by: zombie general william hull at May 26, 2015 07:00 PM (kivUY)

216 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 06:57 PM (kff5f)

NC.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 07:01 PM (48QDY)

217 Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 07:01 PM (48QDY)

Then... I can't help you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at May 26, 2015 07:04 PM (kff5f)

218 That's what GS-13 (ret) from IG office said.

Of course, I could get in deep Doo-Doo if I approach this wrong.

Do NG orders look different than Active?
Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 06:56 PM (48QDY)

Well I am in the Navy first of all, so NG Orders will look different anyway. Yes be careful, or Userra will get on you. But you are allowed to check if all id kosher so to speak

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2015 07:05 PM (rDqRv)

219 Goldman - As a guy who spent 25+ year Active and Reserve, no this is not normal. Ask to see a copy of his orders. They are generally cut weeks in advance, especially for NG unit "summer camp."

Posted by: Butch at May 26, 2015 07:08 PM (HLx1C)

220 Yes. I noticed that Userra is steered toward the soldier and rightly so. Shoot, my dentist spent 9 months I think in Afghanistan in the early 90's. Something just smells here.

Thanks NGU and all.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 07:08 PM (48QDY)

221 Orders will not look like a memo. Contact the unit CO.

Posted by: Butch at May 26, 2015 07:11 PM (HLx1C)

222 Golfman, not Goldman. Fucking autocucumber!

Posted by: Butch at May 26, 2015 07:13 PM (HLx1C)

223 Posted by: Butch at May 26, 2015 07:13 PM (HLx1C)

That's OK. Made that mistake more time and for longer than you I'm sure.

Posted by: Golfman at May 26, 2015 07:15 PM (48QDY)

224 OMG, I'm from Whitinsville. So sad. I hate that piece of shit.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 26, 2015 07:15 PM (nFmZ1)

225 So here's the thing. Ace is right again. All partisanship aside, Obama is, objectively, an asshole. Straight up asshole.

Posted by: simplemind at May 26, 2015 07:54 PM (BTnAK)

226 Who voted for this utopian messiah azzhole ? Those azzholes are the reason we have this kenyan clown in office and America is in jeopardy.

Posted by: ron n. at May 26, 2015 08:02 PM (YVQn/)

227 A lot of people who did what the media told them to do.

Posted by: simplemind at May 26, 2015 08:04 PM (BTnAK)

228 Obama's foreign policy is kind of the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "lalala I can't hear you!", isn't it?

Posted by: tintex at May 26, 2015 09:05 PM (OQy+b)

229 I had to comment because that final line was just perfect. Then it occurred to me, how long until that line is just automatically added to every post Ace makes about Obama?

Posted by: Andrea at May 27, 2015 12:35 AM (cuQ2L)

230 So the shot is obama says we won.
The double-shot is ISIS and the Taliban are gaining strength. After we won.

Oh, and the chaser ...

Rand Paul BLAMES REPUBLICANS. On the wires: "ISIS exists and grew stronger because of the hawks in our party who gave arms indiscriminately, and most of those arms were snatched up by ISIS," said Paul,

For the love of Christ, it's like Obama never existed! ... Hey Rand, 2007 called, they want their bonehead talking points back.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 27, 2015 10:12 AM (FLBHk)

231 Hate the asshole that sent google men to Iraq to die for no good reason. When the numbnuts that I voted for in 2000 declared mission accomplished I knew we were screwed.

But if it makes you feel better blame Obama

Posted by: Mike at May 28, 2015 08:51 AM (25Ne9)

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