Scenes From the Decadent Period of the Dying American Republic

dec·a·dence

ˈdekədəns

noun

moral or cultural decline as characterized by excessive indulgence in pleasure or luxury

The Mary-Sue, fangirl comic book nerd site:

Editor’s Note: Trigger warnings for sexual assault. To find out more about support options available for survivors of sexual abuse, visit the official website for RAINN, the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization.

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Those hopes crumbled into a million pieces last night, when Sansa was raped by Ramsey as Theon/Reek was forced to watch.

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Using rape as the impetus for character motivations is one of the most problematic tropes in fiction. Rarely is it ever afforded the careful consideration it deserves. Was there more gravity given to the act on Game of Thrones than in the past on the series? I would say yes; however, it took Sansa from her growing place of power, cut her off at the knees, and put the focus on Theo'’s ordeal, instead.

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After the episode ended, I was gutted. I felt sick to my stomach. And then I was angry. My next thought was, "I'm going to have to spend part of the next six months explaining why this was a bad move over and over."

The Daily Mail, a journal about things that actually happened in the real world:

[no trigger warning included]

Stripped naked and sold to the highest bidder: How ISIS is sending the 'prettiest Yazidi virgins' it abducts to slave markets in Syria

ISIS committing horrific sex crimes against girls, United Nations has found

'They are sold naked to Islamic State leaders and soldiers at slave markets'

Terror group is targeting young girls from Iraq's minority Yazidi community

It has previously abducted hundreds of Yazidis from across northern Iraq

The HuffPo, a website for people to read while folding sweaters at The Gap:

Why Talking About 'Game Of Thrones' Rape Is Important For Feminism

By Emily Tess Katz
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Dr. Michele Polak, an English professor at Centenary College, shares The Mary Sue's reservations, arguing that the rape served more to advance a male character's storyline rather than that of the Sansa Stark, who was raped.

"I think it was there to move the narrative of her brother," Polak told HuffPost Live on Thursday. "I think that really did great for his narrative more than it did for Sansa's."

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Slate contributor Amanda Marcotte and contributing editor to Washingtonian magazine, Hilary Kelly, joined the discussion of what is meant by a "gratuitous rape scene" and whether "Game of Thrones" can depict rape in service to a broader, important cultural conversation.

The Washington Post, a journal of things that really happened in the real world (though they have plenty of She the People bloggers who prefer to talk about things that happen on TV shows):

[no trigger warning provided]

Hundreds of kidnapped Nigerian school girls reportedly sold as brides to militants for $12, relatives say

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The news of the mass marriage come from a group of fathers, uncles, cousins, and nephews who gather every morning to pool their resources, buy fuel, and journey unarmed to forests and border towns in search of the missing girls. They learned this week, they said, that mass wedding ceremonies had occurred on Saturday and Sunday. The insurgents reportedly shot their guns into the air after taking their new brides, and split them into three groups. They were then reportedly moved out by truckload.

"It's a medieval kind of slavery," village leader Bitrus told the BBC.

Jezebel, a fangirl site for fantasy pretend-politics of the sort practiced by White Middle Class Western Women who want to convince themselves they're "informed:"

The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, "Hey, no, come on, let's go back downstairs." He didn't listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me against him. I pushed him off and left the room quickly. I told a few friends and my boyfriend at the time how creepy and weird it was. I tried to find excuses for his behavior. I did a decent job of pushing it out of my mind....

My friend gave me the name and number of someone at Columbia I could talk to if I wanted to file a complaint. I wondered if what had happened between me and Paul was really sexual assault: there was no penetration, I had no bruises, I got away. But Columbia defines "Sexual Assault—Non-Consensual Sexual Contact" as "Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent." That is exactly what happened to me, and so I decided to file a complaint.

The NY Daily News, another paper chiefly writing about things that actually happened:

[no trigger warning provided]

1 of 2 British school girls in pedophile sex ring recalls being raped by at least 60 men

A British court has heard how a pedophile sex ring raped, drugged, exploited and even "brainwashed" school girls on a "massive scale" over a six-year period.

The disturbing claims against 11 Buckinghamshire men were heard during the first day of trial Monday in London during which statements were read by one of the two young victims, the BBC reported.

That child, who was aged 12 or 13 at the time, said she was passed around and raped by at least 60 men in an Asian grooming gang.

The Independent, writing about the bitter, corrupt feminist Senator Claire McCaskill:

Game of Thrones rape scene criticised as 'disgusting' by US senator Claire McCaskill who says she's 'done' with show


Posted by: Ace at 07:03 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:05 PM (9rD5g)

2 Yessssss!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:05 PM (9rD5g)

3 Selective Feminism...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 22, 2015 07:05 PM (Bn6aD)

4 Hello?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:05 PM (9rD5g)

5 Hi Donna

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:06 PM (9rD5g)

6 Warren Buffett loses his mind ...


Better Than Raising the Minimum Wage

Help Americans who need it with a major, carefully crafted
expansion of the Earned Income Tax Credit.

By Warren Buffett

Posted by: Gordon Gecko at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (e8kgV)

7 Hi Donna

Hey Weese...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (Bn6aD)

8 tap tap tap

This thing on?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (9rD5g)

9 As my wife says about this kind of bullshit while shaking her head: Bitches.

Posted by: Brenden at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (ohemp)

10 SMOD why for hath thou forsaken us?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (pcbAL)

11 Schwoo...

I was getting worried!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (9rD5g)

12 Feminism is to women's right as a fish is to a bicycle.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (5LOno)

13 But it doesn't count when a Noble Savage rapes, enslaves and abuses a girl.

That's just the patriarchy slandering the superior non-Western culture of the Noble Savages.

To even discuss such a topic is YOUR fault.

However, a fictional rape on capitalist TV is truly devastation because it an be used as a lever against capitalism.

Duh!

Don't you guys study postmodernism? My prof totally gave me an "A" for saying his class made me feel unsafe and refusing to do any actual work.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (jBuUi)

14 I'll tell you this Chick-fil-A milkshake is pretty tasty.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (9rD5g)

15 Interesting set of snapshots. I call it "Pictures of an Exhibitionist".

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

16 It's always Tuesday in the paper.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2015 07:11 PM (DL2i+)

17 They do know Sansa wasn't actually raped, right? Or is Game of Thrones more awesome than I thought?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2015 07:11 PM (i55o+)

18 If feminism existed in the '40s, they would lobby for Nazi rights and then boycott MGM and Disney for making anti-Nazi propaganda films that reminded the feminists of uncomfortable truths like genocide and oppression. Stop triggering us with reminders of reality!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:12 PM (jBuUi)

19
10
SMOD why for hath thou forsaken us?

Posted by: Anna Puma


One of my favorite paintings is Sadak In Search of the Waters of Oblivion. He had the right idea.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

20 Oddly missing from your parade of horribles is the incestuous serial child-rape committed by Josh Duggar. I fully understand: he's a privileged patriarchal upper-class conservative Christian, not a member of the dark, swarthy oppressed Other that haunts your right wing nightmares.

Posted by: Raven Golden Hawk at May 22, 2015 07:12 PM (c9/Pc)

21 What the--???

Posted by: Rainn Wilson at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (ETUnb)

22 Oddly missing from your parade of horribles is the incestuous serial child-rape committed by Josh Duggar.
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Actually, its not rape rape, right Sis?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (5LOno)

23 Believe it or not, Marcotte actually stuck up for the show this week. And not half-heartedly - she gave the most full throated defense of the scene as integral to the themes and plot of the show I've seen.

That's one bliiiiind squirrel.

Posted by: Knemon at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (Y45qR)

24 Will lightening up on HuffPo help?

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (DL2i+)

25 #20. You misspelled Lena Dunham.

Posted by: A Detractor at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (OQ9R7)

26 17 They do know Sansa wasn't actually raped, right?
Posted by: Dr Spank


Feminists are like the kitten that fights against and hisses at its reflection in the mirror. That shit is real baby! Why, that bitch of a kitten just took a swipe at me!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (jBuUi)

27 Using rape as the impetus for character motivations is one of the most problematic tropes in fiction.

--Not in dolphin fiction!

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:14 PM (ETUnb)

28 Yeah, if I had to guess, neither Dunham nor Duggar raped hundreds, nor passed their victims along to 60 men to also rape.

What they did was very bad, but Ace appears to have been going for massively horrific.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 22, 2015 07:15 PM (J0IP0)

29
Hot: Being raped by a hunk like Horse Lord Drogo. Hmmmmm!

Rape: Being raped by someone like Ramsey. Ick!

Posted by: Silly Internet Girls


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:15 PM (kdS6q)

30 After a few rereads the sweater bit is funnier.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2015 07:15 PM (DL2i+)

31 Posted by: Raven Golden Hawk at May 22, 2015 07:12 PM (c9/Pc)

All trolls are Average Joe, and when he sucks cock it's always consensual.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 07:15 PM (AVEe1)

32 All trolls are Average Joe, and when he sucks cock it's always consensual.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

At least for the first 3 or 4 minutes.

Posted by: Adam at May 22, 2015 07:16 PM (tgnRB)

33 Pet Shop Boys and, I think, Johnny Marr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAWXwraqxRc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 07:17 PM (AVEe1)

34 You mean Lethe water? Make all the grievance mongers and snowflakes drink from it.

So as a 'serious' question, how do these people feel about all the female writers who write Mary Sue stories where they seduce a character or multiple characters from Game of Thrones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2015 07:17 PM (pcbAL)

35
Hot: Being raped by a hunk like Horse Lord Drogo. Hmmmmm!
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Don't forget that Grey guy. Wow, he is sooooo hot with that big, engorged....wallet.

He can rape rape my any day!

Posted by: Feminists everywhere at May 22, 2015 07:18 PM (5LOno)

36 OT: If HRC actually exploded into a cloud of bats and a debris trail covered in scorpions would it actually stop her campaign?

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2015 07:18 PM (DL2i+)

37
All of this from the people who laughed at George W Bush head on a spike.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2015 07:18 PM (ODxAs)

38 I'm still trying to figure out when this country went from WWII realism to bullshit fanboys and fangirls of "reality" tv.

Go outside, people, and see the world. Quit watching a poor reflection of it from a flat, blank screen.

Dig in the dirt. Ride a bike. Say hello to your real neighbors once in a while. Watch a sunrise or a sunset. Drink a beer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 22, 2015 07:18 PM (+YMhA)

39 Where was their precious outrage when Theon had his dick cut off?

Posted by: rage against the matriarchy at May 22, 2015 07:19 PM (/U6xa)

40 You may be done with all the Zeus raping but Zeus isn't done with raping you all

Posted by: derit at May 22, 2015 07:19 PM (jT+gh)

41 I demand Game of Thrones show midget rape!

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:19 PM (fIp5S)

42 36 Nope. Wouldn't make one bit of difference to the True Believers.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2015 07:19 PM (9rD5g)

43
We Will No Longer Be Promoting HBOs Game of Thrones
by Jill Pantozzi Editor in Chief of The Mary Sue




Tres suprise - mostly pictures of her cat:

https://instagram.com/jillpantozzi/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:20 PM (kdS6q)

44 What happens in a fictional character's bedroom is none of my business.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 22, 2015 07:20 PM (mPyCN)

45 >>>Believe it or not, Marcotte actually stuck up for the show this week. And not half-heartedly - she gave the most full throated defense of the scene as integral to the themes and plot of the show I've seen.

She was still babbbling trivially about a tv show, the only thing these boring, brain-rotted yentas seem to care about.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2015 07:20 PM (PA7DS)

46 OT: If HRC actually exploded into a cloud of bats and a debris trail covered in scorpions would it actually stop her campaign
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The first demonic-American president..! It is ...unprecedented!!!!

Posted by: The State Media at May 22, 2015 07:20 PM (5LOno)

47 pretty depressing contrast of links. Is that Mcaskill chick like a real US senator?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (dFXmO)

48 20 Oddly missing from your parade of horribles is the incestuous serial child-rape committed by Josh Duggar. I fully understand: he's a privileged patriarchal upper-class conservative Christian, not a member of the dark, swarthy oppressed Other that haunts your right wing nightmares.
Posted by: Raven Golden Hawk


The Duggar parents, when they found out he was fooling around with either his sisters' friends or his sisters (still not clear which), they promptly dragged him to the police station and asked that he be arrested.

The cops said that since he was 14, and no complaint had been filed, it wasn't really possible to arrest him.

The Duggars then likely whooped his ass but good and he apparently never tried it again.

All the people that defended Lena Dunham's adolescent misbehavior are now turning around and hypocritically attacking another young adolescent for similar behavior. Solely because of the political beliefs of the people involved.

Josh Duggar fessed up in public and apologized. His sisters apparently have forgiven his hormone-soaked transgression.

And the misbehavior of one testosterone-soaked boy is in no way comparable to centuries of mass rape and sexual enslavement of women by a misogynistic cult. yet by equating the two, you are in effect effect defending sex-slavery. Because you are an awful human being.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (jBuUi)

49 Of course they don't acknowledge the REAL atrocities, then they'd have to admit something needs to be done....instead they can continue to sip their chai mochas and bitch and complain.

Posted by: Fish at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (LZgaR)

50 you are in effect effect defending sex-slavery.
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They told me what happens on the island stays on the island.

Oh, and I like rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 07:23 PM (5LOno)

51 Feminism has descended into ridiculous obsession with rape. Pretend rape, fictional rape, gaze rape, everything being like rape, rape is now their woobie.

Rape gives them their reason for living, and that's sick.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

52 47 pretty depressing contrast of links. Is that Mcaskill chick like a real US senator?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (dFXmO)

--The fact that she's been elected by the Show Me state shows how stupid we are as a country.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:23 PM (ETUnb)

53 HRC ain't noways tired to be the demotic presidential nominee

Posted by: derit at May 22, 2015 07:23 PM (jT+gh)

54 Oddly missing from your parade of horribles is the incestuous serial child-rape committed by Josh Duggar.

Oddly missing from yours is Lena Dunham's.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

55
Hot: Being raped by a hunk like Horse Lord Drogo. Hmmmmm!

Don't forget that Grey guy. Wow, he is sooooo hot with that big, engorged....wallet.
Posted by: Feminists everywhere




Remember their previous snit about how Jamie's incestuous rape of his sister Cersei next to the body of their dead father wasn't as romantic as they had pictured it?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (kdS6q)

56 Worthless twats.

In the 80's it was the feminists who were focusing attention on the brutality of female circumcision and rape in Muslim societies when others said it was just "cultural" and it wasn't our place to judge. Now they make excuses for the perpetrators and bend over backwards to accommodate them as an "oppressed" people.

Like every other fucking thing, the feminist movement has been taken over by the Left to further the Left's goals, which are not civil rights.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (jR7Wy)

57 I used to try and tell people what kind of world really exists outside the borders of the U.S. but quickly realized that Americans like their illusions, they really, really don't want to hear about the kinds of things that go on in Afghanistan or Nigeria or Syria. Much better to watch TV and wonder what the Kardashians are up to this week....

Posted by: Pave Low John at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (Q2Z7Q)

58 Wonder if GRRM thinks SJWs exist now.

Posted by: gm at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (K0tm3)

59 A: Rough sex on your wedding night is not rape. It's dickish but by all laws and tradition, it's not rape. She said the words, started taking her clothes off, even in California, that's consent.

B. Fiction. In other words, no real person was harmed.

C. Proportion. I'll start trusting feminists about being anti-rape when they start picketing outside the Saudi or Yemeni embassies. Women have never been as safe and empowered as they are in the US right now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (LNl8j)

60
They won't acknowledge the real atrocities because those sit at the feet of obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (ODxAs)

61 I'd kick Ramsey's ass!

Posted by: haven monahan at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (kivUY)

62 That was a depressing thing to read. Keep it coming Ace, maybe a light will go on in someone's head.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (l3vZN)

63 Remember their previous snit about how Jamie's incestuous rape of his sister Cersei next to the body of their dead father wasn't as romantic as they had pictured it?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

These people are sick.

Posted by: Oedipus Rex at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (tgnRB)

64 Let's see if the pecksniff's boycott has the slightest effect GOT's numbers...

Posted by: Jerry Brown at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (XO6WW)

65 To be fair, I'd go crazy too if I was sure old age was going to leave me alone with a house full of cats jilling myself to orgasm with a machine collection that would make Inspector Gadget proud....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (AC0lD)

66 Yentas!

Good choice of word useage to describe this willfully unserious collective of outraged snowflakes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (pcbAL)

67 I remember when NOW came out in I think 2000 to state that they only reason we weren't invading Afghanistan was because of misogyny.

Of course then Bush did invade and war was a sign of the evil patriarchy...over night!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 22, 2015 07:26 PM (5LOno)

68 Nice post, Ace. And the bottom line is that we all appear to be

*TRIGGER WARNING*

fucked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 07:26 PM (8ZskC)

69 Lotophagi come to mind.

Also, funny that Wiki's featured article today is Rodents.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:26 PM (ETUnb)

70 Please come back, Sen. McCaskill. Were gonna miss the shit out of you.

Posted by: Game of Thrones at May 22, 2015 07:27 PM (8ZskC)

71 Can't believe Larry Correia isn't laughing his ass off at GRRM.

Posted by: gm at May 22, 2015 07:27 PM (K0tm3)

72 McCaskill, stick to da real issues.

GO GATA!!

Posted by: Rep. Corrine Brown (D) at May 22, 2015 07:28 PM (ETUnb)

73 These people live in a fantasy world and in the not to distant future the wolves in foreign countries will be here, what then special snowflakes as you really do get raped?

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 22, 2015 07:28 PM (4CRfK)

74 Claire McCaskill ain't no rocket surgeon.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

75
Shit! The adults were beaten and stabbed to death while the little boy was stabbed and burned to death. This shd be a death penalty case but b/c DC likes to protects it's criminals, it isnt.

Posted by: Bruce, but never a Jenner at May 22, 2015 07:28 PM (iQIUe)

76 Trigger Warning : http://tinyurl.com/mrd2omw

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2015 07:28 PM (i55o+)

77 >These people live in a fantasy world and in the not to distant future
the wolves in foreign countries will be here, what then special
snowflakes as you really do get raped?

I'm pretty sure purple-haired landwhales who smell of cat piss and resentment are haram.

Posted by: kartoffel at May 22, 2015 07:30 PM (fVxXv)

78 thing of beauty ace

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 07:31 PM (Uk9e2)

79 I feel gutted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 07:31 PM (8ZskC)

80 Back from dinner with a glass of blessed alcohol.

Every thread presents a New Fresh Hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:32 PM (FsuaD)

81 $12 for slaves... I can start my own island.

Posted by: Cill Blinton at May 22, 2015 07:32 PM (dkfG0)

82 Decadence isn't easy, is it?

Posted by: Disturbed at May 22, 2015 07:32 PM (uyZd8)

83 I'm pretty sure purple-haired landwhales who smell of cat piss and resentment are haram.
Posted by: kartoffel

What about aquamarine-haired crazy bitches? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz's mattress at May 22, 2015 07:33 PM (tgnRB)

84 Sometimes a nut is walking down the street screaming at dragons and sometimes a nut is on TV talking about rape culture.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 07:33 PM (MQEz6)

85 Claire McCaskill needs a trigger warning prior to entering a dressing room in a dept. store.

I speak from experience. And I'm no Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

86
Remember their previous snit about how Jamie's incestuous rape of his sister Cersei next to the body of their dead father wasn't as romantic as they had pictured it?



Example:

http://til-til.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Secret-100609038


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:35 PM (kdS6q)

87 Claire McCaskill and Mika Brrrrrzzzzzinwhateverthefuckever need to spend a weekend in Iraq. Tending to young Christian girls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:35 PM (FsuaD)

88 Ace, please do one last post on the sensual, seductive Monica Langley interview featured on your Twitter.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 22, 2015 07:35 PM (Bl4dy)

89 So then....single male morons looking for good women to marry should be looking for.......???.....


- young conservative and Christian women before they end up courted and married off.....

- women from other non-Western cultures, particularly Asia.


Any others?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 07:35 PM (AC0lD)

90 When you're the victim of your own mind-rape, it's time to turn off the tellie.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 07:35 PM (ty633)

91 That child, who was aged 12 or 13 at the time, said she was passed
around and raped by at least 60 men in an Asian grooming gang.

By "Asians" I take it they don't mean like Mr. Moto and Charlie Chan, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (YFFpo)

92 Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (jBuUi)

Read the police report. It's different then the media has been reporting it.

Essentially one sister (someone who identified themselves as a sister in the police report) said he touched her thigh near her butt when they were sitting next to each other reading a book to the younger children.

He then fessed up to touching sisters' and a family friend over their clothes when they were asleep. None of them had any memory or knowledge of it, at least according to the police reports

He was 13 or 14 at the time.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (AkOaV)

93
And:

martinacecilia.deviantart.com/art/ASoIaF-Dance-Me-To-The-End-63734350

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

94 Remember their previous snit about how Jamie's incestuous rape of his sister Cersei next to the body of their dead father wasn't as romantic as they had pictured it?
--
Actually it was the corpse of their son.

Posted by: @votermom at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (PhW+7)

95 What, no cat video? At least Monty would provide a cat video so if I didn't feel safe while reading one of his DOOM! posts I could skip down to the cat video.

You're really trivializing my feelings, Ace.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (lHZsI)

96 Moral inversion.

Where imaginary evil is blown up to cloud everyone's vision of the real evil happening all around them.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (RJMhd)

97 I saw Rocky Road open for Stupid Gratuitous Rape in 78 at the Santa Barbara Bowl.

I know, why wasn't Rocky Road the opener?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:37 PM (TV9BR)

98 Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2015 07:36 PM (YFFpo)

In the UK, Asian means "Pakistani"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 22, 2015 07:37 PM (AkOaV)

99 89
So then....single male morons looking for good women to marry should be looking for.......???.....


- young conservative and Christian women before they end up courted and married off.....

- women from other non-Western cultures, particularly Asia.


Any others?




Well, we're attending a wedding this weekend of our BFF's son and his beautiful Ecuadoran med school grad bride...and she has six gorgeous sisters.


So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD)

100 By "Asians" I take it they don't mean like Mr. Moto and Charlie Chan, right?


Think grittier, and with korans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

101 By "Asians" I take it they don't mean like Mr. Moto and Charlie Chan, right?
Posted by: tu3031

"Asian" is the British media's euphemism for mohammedan savages.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz's mattress at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (tgnRB)

102 this is all just more reasons to NOT patronize the MFME* machine...

they create garbage that is immediately seized upon by their allies in the MFM/talking heads to berate western culture even more.

*MFing Mass Entertainment

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (7vjeC)

103 Reality: how does it fucking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (0HooB)

104 "36 OT: If HRC actually exploded into a cloud of bats and a debris trail covered in scorpions would it actually stop her campaign?"

Not OT. In decadence, virtue is mocked and persecuted. What counts is the agenda. Hillary is really about the decadent's desire for power and license. She is one of them. Normalcy is the standard they stand against, not for.

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (Uk9e2)

105 In the UK, Asian means "Pakistani"

I knew that, and ...aren't I shocked???

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (YFFpo)

106
Actually it was the corpse of their son.
Posted by: @votermom




Sorry. So many rapes on that show it's kinda hard to keep track.

Kinda like keeping up with the scoring in a tennis match.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:38 PM (kdS6q)

107
Second hard look at Todd Akin.

No. Really. McAsshole is just detestable. Nothing Akin said or even thinks is as low as that hag can get.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (St6BJ)

108 Are these slave "slaves" or just slaves?


Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (TV9BR)

109 103
Reality: how does it fucking work?



In the Age of Obama? Reality is whatever the JEF says it is. So sayeth him. So be it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (FsuaD)

110 Fake rape prop sock off.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (tgnRB)

111 Essentially one sister (someone who identified themselves as a sister in the police report) said he touched her thigh near her butt when they were sitting next to each other reading a book to the younger children.

He then fessed up to touching sisters' and a family friend over their clothes when they were asleep. None of them had any memory or knowledge of it, at least according to the police reports

He was 13 or 14 at the time.

Posted by: mynewhandle


C'mon, how can you compare 1400 comntinuous years of sex-slavery, genital mutilation, concubinage, mass rape, wife-beating and dehumanization of women to the OUTRAGEOUS CRIME OF A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY COPPING A FEEL THROUGH YOUR SISTER'S CLOTHES???

What are you, some kind of monster?

HE TOUCHED HER NEAR HER BUTT!!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (jBuUi)

112 I never had any interest in this show but now I might have to check it out to see if this Sansa character starts carrying around her mattress with her everywhere she goes.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (nFdGS)

113 So rape Tuesday is moving to Friday?

I'd prefer Tuesday because I'm usually busy on Friday.

Who do I send my Butt Hurt form to?

I'd take rape Wednesday, but FRIDAY?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (TV9BR)

114 "Raven Golden Hawk" LOL.

Was that post a sock?. Well done. if not, the stupid oozing from it burns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (1sJza)

115
OT: Just saw an ad on Ace for Starburst Gum. Cool!

Now, back to rape and rumors of rape and non-rape-rape fake rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)

116 Ace's structure or format of this post is....gawd I hate kissing ass.

Anyways it's brilliant.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (RJMhd)

117 I fear the Number Six Dance is doomed to become a lost art form.

Posted by: Taggart at May 22, 2015 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

118 116 Ace's structure or format of this post is....gawd I hate kissing ass.

Anyways it's brilliant.
Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (RJMhd)


Smart military blog AND. . . now Rush-approved!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:42 PM (St6BJ)

119 So, our son informed us that his local university does indeed issue trigger warnings for classes. And they have "safe zones" where you can speak, and "safe zones" where you can go "clear your head" or as I like to say, "CALM THE FUCK DOWN."

This is in Savannah fucking Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:43 PM (FsuaD)

120
Feminists:

There should be no raping of certain virgins in a mythical medieval world of dragons and white walker ice people!

But a-ok in the real world of muslims raping and selling girls into slavery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2015 07:43 PM (ODxAs)

121 If that is what happened with Duggar, what a non crime. Sheesh! They are getting attacked over nothing.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

122 I think Twitter is a KGB operation.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (TV9BR)

123 Tonight over dinner, husband said, "God help this nation if there's ever a draft."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)

124 And they have "safe zones" where you can speak, and "safe zones" where you can go "clear your head" or as I like to say, "CALM THE FUCK DOWN."


But is there Play-doh?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

125
Essentially one sister said he touched her thigh near her butt when they were sitting next to each other reading a book to the younger children.
Posted by: mynewhandle




I shoved up my baby sister's cervix like the bottom of an orange sherbert push-up, and I STILL get Emmy nominations.

It's a funny old world.

Posted by: Lena Dunham

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (kdS6q)

126 That child, who was aged 12 or 13 at the time, said she was passed
around and raped by at least 60 men in an Asian grooming gang.






Asian? When did shitheads from Arabic shithole countries become Asians? Yeah, I know the limeys call them Asians but it's ridiculous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 07:45 PM (DiZBp)

127 I used to like a singer, Tori Amos, until she went bat-shit crazy about RAINN. If I want to listen to music I'm not playing hesaid/shesaid.

You gotta problem? Call the police. Now.

If it takes you hours or days or weeks to figure out if you were abused -- it's probably going to take a jury some tiny percentage of that time to figure out you weren't.

Meanwhile, shit or get off the seat.

Posted by: se pa moron, lugging mattress and shag carpeting on back at May 22, 2015 07:45 PM (xQX/f)

128 Related:

http://qz.com/409818/a-california-winery-claims-hbos-game-of-thrones-is-infringing-on-its-rights/

A California winery claims HBO's "Game of Thrones" is infringing on its rights

Game of Thrones is totally raping a winery's three-eyed raven logo!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:45 PM (jBuUi)

129 124 But is there Play-doh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (8ZskC)


ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:45 PM (St6BJ)

130 >>>Ace's structure or format of this post is....gawd I hate kissing ass.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:41 PM (RJMhd)<<<



Champagne helps.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 22, 2015 07:45 PM (dkfG0)

131 Well, we're attending a wedding this weekend of our
BFF's son and his beautiful Ecuadoran med school grad bride...and she
has six gorgeous sisters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:37 PM (FsuaD)


The best to both of them.


Good men will travel to find good wives I guess. THE SJWs would simply die out on their own if they didn't recruit the young and impressionable. I'd be pretty pissed off if I was a woman who came to my senses at 35 and found my "Best by" date had already passed.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 07:46 PM (AC0lD)

132 So, our son informed us that his local university
does indeed issue trigger warnings for classes. And they have "safe
zones" where you can speak, and "safe zones" where you can go "clear
your head" or as I like to say, "CALM THE FUCK DOWN."

This is in Savannah fucking Georgia.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:43 PM (FsuaD)


I would say, wait until the snowflakes get to the real world, but the real world is getting just as bad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 07:46 PM (DiZBp)

133 @ 51. You forgot fart rape!

Posted by: fly gal at May 22, 2015 07:46 PM (roCDl)

134 Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:39 PM (jBuUi)

No, no, I'm not disagreeing.

I'm just saying it's ... very different then the media has described it.

I don't want to say its not abnormal -- his own sisters, I mean, c'mon -- but it's a bit of a stretch from the "incestual child molestation" headlines.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 22, 2015 07:46 PM (AkOaV)

135 123 Tonight over dinner, husband said, "God help this nation if there's ever a draft."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)

The 4F of 1945 will make the 1A of 2015 look like 10ZZZ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (St6BJ)

136 I agree with my husband. God help our military if there's ever a draft.

Imagine the thousands of Pajama Boys and (women need to be included) Mattress Girls.

The world will laugh. And we'll be doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD)

137
Depending on the laws in the state at the time, Dugger may have not committed any crime.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (iQIUe)

138 133 @ 51. You forgot fart rape!
Posted by: fly gal at May 22, 2015 07:46 PM (roCDl)


I once farted during sex. Normally it would be okay, except this was a 3rd date.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (St6BJ)

139 "I shoved up my baby sister's cervix like the bottom of an orange sherbert push-up,"


Tears are coming out. Tears of my repressed memories of eating orange sherbert push-ups. Every single one of them was a mouth rape. A MOUTH RAPE!!!

Got to admit me walking around with a wheeled cooler of orange sherbert mouth rapes would be easier, and tastier, and just a bit less mouth rapey.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (TV9BR)

140 Very well done, Ace. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (1sJza)

141 [i134 No, no, I'm not disagreeing.

Posted by: mynewhandle

I know, I know, I'm just riffing on your informative new info -- my comment was all sarcastic 'n' shit.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (jBuUi)

142 I once farted during sex. Normally it would be okay, except this was a 3rd date.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (St6BJ)


So, was there a fourth date?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (FsuaD)

143 123 Tonight over dinner, husband said, "God help this nation if there's ever a draft."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)



The 4F of 1945 will make the 1A of 2015 look like 10ZZZ.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (St6BJ)


Field Marshall Barry: Have no fear. We have plenty of trannies willing to serve as long as we can provide 55 different kinds of bathrooms and FABULOUS uniforms

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (DiZBp)

144 I didn't see a rape scene. Did you?

Posted by: Titanium at May 22, 2015 07:49 PM (u9UgT)

145 142 So, was there a fourth date?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:48 PM (FsuaD)


Funny you should ask . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:49 PM (St6BJ)

146 Brilliant comparisons, Ace. The ridiculous vs the horrendous.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 07:49 PM (A98Xu)

147 If it's not really real, they don't have to really do anything, nor really even care.

Don't ask them to invest in reality, they're not suited for it.

Posted by: Doomed at May 22, 2015 07:49 PM (bGLSw)

148 I once farted during sex.

She: "THAT's not a finger!"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 07:50 PM (AVEe1)

149 Touching her thigh near her butt at least in CA is not a crime.
It use to be in breast, crotch, butt area, and under the clothes, and then they made it above clothes. So, depending where they lived (I dont watch show) and where he touched them, gd chance he committed no crime.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 07:50 PM (iQIUe)

150 146 Brilliant comparisons, Ace. The ridiculous vs the horrendous.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 07:49 PM (A98Xu)


It's why the movie "Seven Beauties" is so fucking powerful.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:50 PM (St6BJ)

151 Damn it I actually went and read the sextings of Kroft

"the pink and the brown"

Ack-I'm accidentally on the ace of spades diet plan.


Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:51 PM (RJMhd)

152 >>>So, our son informed us that his local university

does indeed issue trigger warnings for classes. And they have "safe

zones" where you can speak, and "safe zones" where you can go "clear

your head" or as I like to say, "CALM THE FUCK DOWN."

This is in Savannah fucking Georgia.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:43 PM (FsuaD)<<<



Sounds like the special snowflakes could use a stay at the William T. Sherman Safe Space Sanctuary by the Sea.

Posted by: zombie William T. Sherman at May 22, 2015 07:51 PM (dkfG0)

153 149 Touching her thigh near her butt at least in CA is not a crime.
It use to be in breast, crotch, butt area, and under the clothes, and then they made it above clothes. So, depending where they lived (I dont watch show) and where he touched them, gd chance he committed no crime.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 07:50 PM (iQIUe)


If you are in LA and thinking about a girl in NYC, it's now rape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:51 PM (St6BJ)

154 Clearly the only answer to these rape gangs is to give them UN representation, preferably on the human rights and sexual abuse councils.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 22, 2015 07:51 PM (39g3+)

155 Now I think I should get more money for being MOUTH RAPED by rainbow sherbert push-up than orange.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:52 PM (TV9BR)

156 I once farted during sex.

Well, no doubt you made up for it by never farting or belching during your entrée married life of the past 20 ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:52 PM (1sJza)

157 154 Clearly the only answer to these rape gangs is to give them UN representation, preferably on the human rights and sexual abuse councils.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 22, 2015 07:51 PM (39g3+)


As chairman, Prince Amir Shel of Oman is down for the struggle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:52 PM (St6BJ)

158 What did I do to rainbow sherbert push-up that made him mouth rape me?

Posted by: Typical Leftist at May 22, 2015 07:54 PM (TV9BR)

159 Hello afternoon/evening Hordelings!

I guess I will be the lone pariah here saying that I too was absolutely horrified by the scene and contemplated stopping watching. Sansa has become one of my faves, and my fear that when they combined her character with Jayne Poole, that they would play out the worst of Jeyne's storylines, seems to be coming true. Thus the GoT theme "life is dark and horrible and then you die" plays out yet again.

But, a few points:

-- The scene is actually WORSE in the books, the producers actually toned it down, if you can believe it.
-- As far as rapes go on this show it was probably the tamest one, the most carefully shot to not show Sansa onscreen.
-- There had to be a bedding to confirm the marriage, and Renly is of course going to be horrible. Any girl who thought somehow the lovely Sansa would somehow tame the savage beast is a freaking idiot.
-- Sansa being tortured by her husband, thus eventually calling on help in the tallest tower like she has been told to, will move along Brienne and Podrick's storyline.
-- Littlefinger, it has been confirmed by the producers, had no clue how awful Renly is. I suspect he will somehow make Renly pay when he returns and finds out.
-Stannis is coming down from the north to Winterfell, there will hopefully be warrings that end with Bolton heads on a spike. REVENGE! for Sansa.
-- the folk tale hint of how people who violate the guest rites suffering bad karma and get their family put into pies and eaten? There are hints that maybe Sansa's storyline is where this plays out, Boltons or Freys eating their relatives. REVENGE! for Sansa.
-- The north never forgets. And winter is coming.
-- Hodor!

And yes, the fact that the very lefties that becry the rape of fictional people yet stay totally mum when religious minorities are raped and sold into slavery in real life? Appalling. GoT is playing out for real for women in the middle east, and yet they say nothing. Cowards all.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 07:54 PM (yRwC8)

160 156 I once farted during sex.

Well, no doubt you made up for it by never farting or belching during your entire married life of the past 20 ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:52 PM (1sJza)


Dude, that's the beauty of marriage. You can belch and fart to your heart's content during sex. It's when you do it any other time when your spouse throws a dish at you.

Third date (different woman) was a no-no.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:54 PM (St6BJ)

161 Democrat Mccaskell is upset over game of thrones rape scene? A make believe rape? But not the common everyday raping done by mohamadans all over the globe? This woman is even a worse hypocrite than me. I profess to be a Christian, yet I would gladly stomp a hole in the chest of people like her. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (go5uR)

162 As chairman, Prince Amir Shel of Oman is down for the struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Oman, she's married to David Bowie right?

Posted by: LIV, whose vote counts as much as yours at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (tgnRB)

163 I do hope some of Claire's constituents are writing to her about her colossal insensitive cluelessness because she's probably not reading "Ace of Spades"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (1sJza)

164 >>>I once farted during sex. Normally it would be okay, except this was a 3rd date.<<<

And this means...what? She didn't bother to tell you she had a husband and he was on his way home from work?

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (ty633)

165 Better put some ice on that.

Posted by: Wee Willy Winky at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (+jijM)

166 I feel that this post rapes me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (I8YZX)

167 So, let me get this straight:

- Pretend-rape in the form of BSDM as depicted in 50 Shades of Gray is totally hip and cool because it is transgressive against vanilla sex norms!!1!!1

- Pretend rape as depicted in a fictional TV show about dragons and sorcerers is totally UNcool and horrifying because there is supposed to be feminism in the fake fantasy version of medieval times!!1!!1

- Real rape by Noble Savages is totally cool because they don't have White Privilege.

- Mentioning the real rape committed by Noble Savages is totally UNcool because the person who mentioned it made me face my hypocrisy!!!1!!1

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

168 I made the first automatic orange sherbert push-up rape cycle.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (TV9BR)

169 162 Oman, she's married to David Bowie right?
Posted by: LIV, whose vote counts as much as yours at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (tgnRB)

Close. Very close . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:56 PM (St6BJ)

170 In fairness, the accidental rape next to Joffrey's corpse was pretty stupid.

In any case, rape is just one a myriad of ways that Martin trolls his readers into hating his story, which is the basically the entire point of the series - how much can you take - and the HBO idiots, while lately bumbling around with his work like morons, have adopted that element with gusto.

Posted by: Funkotron at May 22, 2015 07:56 PM (c7rW1)

171 164 >>>I once farted during sex. Normally it would be okay, except this was a 3rd date.

And this means...what? She didn't bother to tell you she had a husband and he was on his way home from work?
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (ty633)


Your non-sequiter is rather confusing, old thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (St6BJ)

172 It's so cute how in "Great" Britain you can be jailed for "hate speech" especially if it's against a certain certain certain religion.

But a young English rose can be abducted and raped repeatedly by "Asians something something" and not a peep.

How formerly Great Britain has fallen.

And now the United States of America, not far behind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)

173 "I once farted during sex."

Was it a fart, or a "fart" fart?

Posted by: Wee Willy Winky at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (+jijM)

174 But Columbia defines "Sexual Assault Non-Consensual Sexual Contact" as
"Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object
without a person's consent." That is exactly what happened to me, and so
I decided to file a complaint.





Well there's no way this can be considered broad, vague and easily abused

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (DiZBp)

175 @2: "Yessssss!"

Uh, that's spelled "Yussssss!" you idiot. I should know - I'm a Columbia grad!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (amQXf)

176 172 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (FsuaD)


Let me guess; Jimmy Saville was "Asian."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:58 PM (St6BJ)

177 I have absolutely no desire to watch GOT and I still think Claire McCasskill is an ignoramus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2015 07:58 PM (1sJza)

178 If it was a Democrat like Teddy or Bill she would call you a homophobic racist for mentioning it...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 22, 2015 07:58 PM (hCdMd)

179 @175

Well, fuck me in the butt!

Posted by: Funkotron at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (c7rW1)

180 I have feeling that the adobado deluxe burrito with haberno salsa is going to rape me tomorrow morning, only reverse style. But it will be a raping that won't let me sit for 15 minutes.

I'm also looking for an angel investor for my ice cube butt plug mold concept.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (TV9BR)

181 Yankees self destructing
Shortstop sucks
7-0 Texas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/tNwW)

182 173 "I once farted during sex."

Was it a fart, or a "fart" fart?
Posted by: Wee Willy Winky at May 22, 2015 07:57 PM (+jijM)

It was definitely audible yet not detectable through the nostrils.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (St6BJ)

183 Is it just me or does Jurassic World's plot look basically the same as Jurassic Park? Or, just Jurassic Park if it had opened?

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (ETUnb)

184 You know what the hell is Mccaskill doing here?

On some level does she know that she has aided the Obama Administration that has allowed a ghastly eruption of evil in the area the executive fully controls (foreign policy ) so she therefore cents her rage at imaginary rape dragons, or whatever the heck that show is about.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (RJMhd)

185 >>>Your non-sequiter is rather confusing, old thing.<<<

Okay, so what makes the 3rd date magical?

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (ty633)

186 Any young man who goes to college should be taught to STAY THE HELL AWAY from ALL wymmins.

Don't trust ANY of them.

When the "girls" are getting their panties in a twist because male students aren't paying attention to them, point and laugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:00 PM (FsuaD)

187 I was intimidated by her aggressive mattress...it followed us everywhere we went.

Posted by: tbd at May 22, 2015 08:00 PM (1Rzz1)

188 Rand Paul is a jackass
Now he thinks if Assad just goes all will be fine with ISIS
And he thinks the Kurds and Turks will make nice with each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:00 PM (/tNwW)

189 I distinctly remember the time I was raped by a woman who placed my member between her mammory glands and forced me to ejaculate against my will. I carried the burden of that event, like a mattress upon my soul, for like forever.

To this day, whenever I see a motorboat I cringe in fear and shame.

Posted by: se pa moron, lugging mattress and shag carpeting on back at May 22, 2015 08:00 PM (xQX/f)

190 Wait until the SJW crowd turns its attention to porn.


If they had their way, by 2025, most porn will be elderly feminists kicking guys repeatedly in the balls.


Which is great because it'll give the ugly dyke running my province a side vocation.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 08:01 PM (AC0lD)

191 Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If she gave it up as early as the third date, she deserves a nice big fart during sex.

That'll teach her to go slower and choose her men more carefully next time!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:01 PM (jBuUi)

192 I distinctly remember the time I was raped by a woman who placed my member between her mammory glands and forced me to ejaculate against my will. I carried the burden of that event, like a mattress upon my soul, for like forever.


Me to. But mine involved butter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:02 PM (/tNwW)

193 Jane D'oh @ 172: "And now the United States of America, not far behind."
________

Not to worry. A revival of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth isn't far away. They can carry the torch of civilization for four hundred years.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2015 08:02 PM (lHZsI)

194 116 Ace's structure or format of this post is....gawd I hate kissing ass.

After Rush's seal of approval, let the blog style guides so reflect that when referring to Ace, it must be "Original Thinker Ace."

Posted by: The AOSHQ Style Guide to Life, The Universe and Everything at May 22, 2015 08:02 PM (yRwC8)

195 185 >>>Your non-sequiter is rather confusing, old thing.

Okay, so what makes the 3rd date magical?
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (ty633)


You get to slip her the salsicce. Although, there was a first date I had where we were ripping each other's clothes off.

Unfortunately her parents walked in. And I was 45 at the time, so teenage lust was not an excuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:02 PM (St6BJ)

196 "
Wait until the SJW crowd turns its attention to porn."


Then the shootin starts!

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (TV9BR)

197 181 Yankees self destructing
Shortstop sucks
7-0 Texas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/tNwW)



Needs a little work to be a haiku.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

198 191 Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If she gave it up as early as the third date, she deserves a nice big fart during sex.

That'll teach her to go slower and choose her men more carefully next time!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:01 PM (jBuUi)



Hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (St6BJ)

199 I hope the Sailors and Marines at the Yankee game are having people buy them a lot of food and drinks because the game sucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (/tNwW)

200 Is it just me or does Jurassic World's plot look basically the same as Jurassic Park? Or, just Jurassic Park if it had opened?

-----------

Saw trailer. Basic story literally looked SyFy.

Posted by: Doomed at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (bGLSw)

201 After Rush's seal of approval, let the blog style guides so reflect that
when referring to Ace, it must be "Original Thinker Ace."



HQ Style Guide reads, "Smart Military Blog by Original Thinker, Ace."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (FsuaD)

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (+jijM)

203
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 07:55 PM (jBuUi)
Pretty much all that, yes. Yet more proof society be doooomed.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (yRwC8)

204 your own nostrils....

Everyone knows you can't smell your own gas unless it's horrendous.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (RJMhd)

205
Yankee seppuku
Their shortstop is bobbling balls
Seven nothing, ugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (St6BJ)

206 re the Black Wedding: maybe it's because I'd earlier read Pullman's "The Golden Compass" (yeah, I know) but I consider the direwolves of Stark to be a mirror of the characters' souls.

Arya is who she is because half her soul has run wild. Rickon is (so far) just a child and his wolf is accordingly barely controllable. Ghost is an albino who belongs in the far north with Jon.

So Sansa is, effectively, marked as a broken soul from the start.

*similar can be said of Danaerys and her dragons, perhaps.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (AVEe1)

207 181
Yankees self destructing

Shortstop sucks

7-0 Texas



Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 07:59 PM (/tNwW)

If you haven't tried it yet, the MLB site has their Beat the Streak game. Each day, you choose which one or two players you think will get a hit. Pick an easy 57 in a row, you win $5.6 million.

Free and a fun distraction if you like baseball and get tired of yelling at the news.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (AC0lD)

208 Hey! I resemble that remark!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


No, you did womankind a service that night.

The earlier any woman gives it up, the more disgusting men should be during their first sexual encounter.

The more this happens, the more circumspect womankind shall become, and the ruinous "sexual revolution" of the 1960s will finally be reversed!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (jBuUi)

209


Old and Busted - the prophet Mohammed
New Hotness - Original Thinker Ace

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (St6BJ)

210 zombie takes the kill shot!

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (RJMhd)

211 Saw trailer. Basic story literally looked SyFy. Posted by: Doomed at May 22, 2015 08:03 PM (bGLSw)


Sharknado Park!

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (yRwC8)

212 >>>Unfortunately her parents walked in. And I was 45 at the time, so teenage lust was not an excuse.<<<

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're 45 and her parents walk in? You're holding back, son!

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 08:06 PM (ty633)

213 @196 It already happened. Cuckolding is pushed heavily.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 22, 2015 08:06 PM (BtYT7)

214 205
Yankee seppuku
Their shortstop is bobbling balls
Seven nothing, ugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (St6BJ)/i]


*golf clap*

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

216 The earlier any woman gives it up, the more disgusting men should be during their first sexual encounter.



The more this happens, the more circumspect womankind shall become,
and the ruinous "sexual revolution" of the 1960s will finally be
reversed!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:05 PM (jBuUi)


How's that working out in the urban black community?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 08:08 PM (AC0lD)

217 With Sir Jimmy Savile (OBE, KCSG), you weren't racist if you complained - you were deemed a nutter who was slandering a Knight of the Crown no less.

See? Much better!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:08 PM (AVEe1)

218 217 With Sir Jimmy Savile (OBE, KCSG), you weren't racist if you complained - you were deemed a nutter who was slandering a Knight of the Crown no less.

See? Much better!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:08 PM (AVEe1)

Jimmy Savile - OB-GYN

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:09 PM (St6BJ)

219 >>Your non-sequiter is rather confusing, old thing.


If it wasn' t confusing, it wouldn't be a non-sequitur, it would be honesty.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:09 PM (+jijM)

220 Speaking of urban black community, I posted way earlier about being at a red light near a dept. store.

A yute stepped into three lanes of traffic, on my left side, and looking at me and others, put his hand down his pants and began acting like he was masturbating.

It was delightful. I wished a million forms of death of the douche.

If only I'd had a taser.

Thanks, Savannah's all black "leadership."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:10 PM (FsuaD)

221 >>> - Real rape by Noble Savages is totally cool because they don't have White Privilege.

I am actually contemplating writing a book using native american characters, and yes some of them behave as they actually did in the past, thus raping and enslaving fellow villagers and wimmens they come across. Just how high do you think the tree would be they would use to hang me from if that got out? Assuming a publisher even accepted it first, because inconvenient narrative.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:11 PM (yRwC8)

222 Jimmy Savile and the Pakistani rape rings have something in common - they've been elevated to the ranks of British aristocracy. De facto, if not de jure.

If Miliband were Prime Minister, Muslims would be aristocrats de jure as well. It would be a crime to blaspheme the Hijazi prophet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:11 PM (AVEe1)

223 Saville was always threatening to sue everyone and did a couple of times. Someone posted a transcript of an off air fight he had on some sort of quiz show. The guy kept calling him a pervert and Saville kept threatening to sue. But, he dropped dead instead.

It wasnt until after his death did anyone really go after him, i.e., the police. The Brits only prosecute cases when the perp is like in his 70s /80s. Very bizarre.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 08:12 PM (iQIUe)

224 Miliband as PM would have amounted to an Islamic coup against the British people, led by a Jew. ... Horrifying, if you think about it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:12 PM (AVEe1)

225 I deny women my essence. Never had a problem.

Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at May 22, 2015 08:12 PM (xQX/f)

226 So when are we going to have a national conversation on all the female on male rape in GoTH?

1) Cersei and Lancel (he has all the masculinity of Prince Herbert from Monty Python's Holy Grail)
2) Melisandre and Gendry (and then she puts leeches on his balls!)
and worst of all:
3) Theon being kidnapped, tortured, flayed, intentionally aroused against his will despite pleading not to be (i.e. raped), and THEN castrated by....that same guy Ramsay.

Posted by: The King of Peter North at May 22, 2015 08:12 PM (Skh7I)

227
Imaginary or fake rape = bad.

Real rape = okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 08:13 PM (37JF+)

228 Yankee seppuku

Their shortstop is bobbling balls

Seven nothing, ugh!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:04 PM (St6BJ)/i]


A thing of beauty, and not just because I hate the Yankees! (Sorry JJ, couldn't help myself.) There has been a distinct lack of haikus on the blog for a while, so bravo.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:13 PM (yRwC8)

229 If you are in LA and thinking about a girl in NYC, it's now rape.

Eye contact? Double eye rape.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:13 PM (0NdlF)

230 Saville's flat mate:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Teret

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 08:14 PM (iQIUe)

231 >>>I am actually contemplating writing a book using native american
characters, and yes some of them behave as they actually did in the
past, thus raping and enslaving fellow villagers and wimmens they come
across.<<<

If you spice it up like 50 shades of grey, or say, 50 shades of Grey Wolf, you'd be an instant millionaire and celebrity.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 08:14 PM (ty633)

232 Black Lives Matter my ass.

Savannah is pathetic. A 16 y-o was killed a couple of days ago. He was shot three weeks ago and refused to tell the po-po who shot him.

Now he's in the morgue.

Not a day goes by that the yutes aren't shooting and killing each other. It's unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:14 PM (FsuaD)

233 By September of this year, Mattress Girl (Columbia) will either be teaching at Oberlin "University" or on-air at:
Moldy
Shit
Nothing
But
Crap

Anyone want to bet against me?

Posted by: Retard Strength at May 22, 2015 08:15 PM (ENfFB)

234 Ya know, I'm reading about a lot of people that are complaining about "Game of Thrones" lately for that scene. I have an important set of questions for them.

1. Did you even read the books?
2. If the answer is "yes" did you notice how violent the story was?
3. Did you honestly think that HBO would tone it down?
4. If the answer is "yes," you need to suck start a shotgun for the betterment of humanity.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 22, 2015 08:15 PM (0RqPG)

235 Lancel got totally f-ed in the head from that experience, too. Now he's a religious fanatic.

* But getting banged by a female authority figure at age 16 is totally hot, amirite bros?! Dude hook me up with THAT!! /too many wankers in comment-boards whenever a teacher gets busted

George Martin does actually understand human nature, but only when he's writing about it in his novels. In his blog not so much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (AVEe1)

236 Saville's flat mate:

Rachel Corrie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (W5DcG)

237 Lee Rigby was murdered a year ago and the BBC didnt even acknowledge it.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (iQIUe)

238 A thing of beauty, and not just because I hate the Yankees! (Sorry JJ, couldn't help myself.) There has been a distinct lack of haikus on the blog for a while, so bravo.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:13 PM (yRwC

I hate the Yankees
As I am an old Mets fan
so their fall appeals to me

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (St6BJ)

239 ISIS committing horrific sex crimes against girls, United Nations has found

'Prolly already been said but pot meet kettle.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (Dwehj)

240 The earlier any woman gives it up, the more disgusting men should be during their first sexual encounter.

The more this happens, the more circumspect womankind shall become, and the ruinous "sexual revolution" of the 1960s will finally be reversed!


That assumes women don't like disgusting.

I'm not sure about that.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (0NdlF)

241 You know what actually WOULD probably make a fortune?

Write a standard Wild West western, with cowboys and sheriffs and injuns and banditos...

...except all the horses are unicorns.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

242 Okay, it' s time for one of those AosHQ moments of defining the meme, for better or worse, but at least for the sake of occasional lurkers:

Is it "yoots", or "yutes"?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (+jijM)

243 I was reading a Cracked article about atheism and the problems it has (I think it was linked at HotAir), and the guy was brutally honest about the problems atheism faces in its interactions with the rest of the world.

But he was spreading the butthurt about the misogyny apparently rampant in atheism. He linked to a very long article about females moving into atheism and yep here they came with the usual SJW crap.

It's how they're taking over everything. They're not smart enough to make logical arguments or solve problems that would lead to leadership positions. Frankly, they're far too emotional to be of any service whatsoever. So in order to force themselves to the top they start up with the shit testing and shaming.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (oFCZn)

244 242 Is it "yoots", or "yutes"?
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (+jijM)

Schvar___.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:18 PM (St6BJ)

245 Is it "yoots", or "yutes"?

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (+jijM)


Interchangeable, I suppose. I started spelling "yoots" and noticed everyone else was using "yutes" and changed.
Whatevs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:18 PM (FsuaD)

246 Post is like an opus to the foolish cocoon of feminists.

Posted by: Leland at May 22, 2015 08:18 PM (5wUny)

247 239 ISIS committing horrific sex crimes against girls, United Nations has found


But somehow it will be Israel's fault

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW)

248 In retrospect I'm really glad the first ASOIAF book bored me to tears and made me drop the franchise entirely.

Posted by: kartoffel at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (fVxXv)

249 ...except all the horses are unicorns.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)


Were-unicorns. Who transform into dinosaurs for sex. And degrade the woman on their first date.

And sparkle in moonlight.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)

250 I hate the Yankees

As I am an old Mets fan

so their fall appeals to me



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (St6BJ)

Our mutual hateFor those bozos in the BronxPleases me greatly.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (yRwC8)

251 Reality is difficult and bothersome and doesn't have Narrative Arcs.

Fiction you can control.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (IrByp)

252 Is it "yoots", or "yutes"?
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (+jijM)

Depends, are you from Brooklyn or Joosey

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (/tNwW)

253
241 You know what actually WOULD probably make a fortune?

Write a standard Wild West western, with cowboys and sheriffs and injuns and banditos...

...except all the horses are unicorns.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

Or dragons.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 08:20 PM (MQEz6)

254 A-Roid just got a hit. He usually get's hits when the Yanks are down 7-0. Real "clutch" player?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW)

255 Ugh, hamsters screwed up formatting! It is a haiku JJ is swear.

Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:21 PM (yRwC8)

256 238
I hate the Yankees
As I am an old Mets fan
so Their fall appeals to me

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 08:16 PM (St6BJ)


FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

257 Have a great Memorial Day weekend, all.

Leaving in the morning for the three-day Wedding of the Century fest, which culminates on Memorial Day.

Argh.

D'oh Boy is going and dressing in his dress blues, with hope of attracting one of the bride's six gorgeous sisters.

Will report back.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)

258 Do unicorns really shit Skittles?

Posted by: Miss Teen U.S. America at May 22, 2015 08:22 PM (Dwehj)

259 Privileged women don't know how to operate a remote control?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 08:22 PM (jq/DC)

260
Let's just call Game Of Thrones what it is: Guccione's Caligula with far better production value.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 08:22 PM (37JF+)

261 Were-unicorns. Who transform into dinosaurs for sex. And degrade the woman on their first date.



And sparkle in moonlight.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)

*Throws you all the money*

Posted by: Publishers Desperate for the next 50 Shades of Harry Potter of Thrones at May 22, 2015 08:22 PM (yRwC8)

262 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW)


Did you get son's e-mail?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 08:23 PM (FsuaD)

263 When I read this Yazidi and Nigerian sex slave "news/information", I conclude that Bush really kcufed up because he should have made the rubble bounce in most of the Middle East, and then gone back and done it again just to be sure until there was not a square inch of arable land left. The concept of nation-building in this pustule of the earth's surface was perhaps theoretically possible, but practically impossible wherever islam rules since an emerging nation requires some common level of decency and honor from its would-be citizens*!

I also am disgusted with the entire Civil Rights movement, for a number of reasons, but especially because that movement seeks to capitalize on an American slavery context which is 150 years old yet are oblivious to actual brutal unspeakable real world slavery happening this very minute at the hands of muz scum.



*Note: as we are beginning to see, an existing nation that wishes to remain a functional nation with any semblance of continuity with its past also needs some common level of decency and honor from its would-be citizens!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:23 PM (ftVQq)

264 Which ever cob suggested 'Cash Back' as a good movie to watch.... well done. Loved it. Netflix or HuluPlus.

Posted by: Jack D. Ripper at May 22, 2015 08:23 PM (xQX/f)

265
>I am actually contemplating writing a book using native american
characters

If you spice it up like 50 shades of grey, or say, 50 shades of Grey Wolf, you'd be an instant millionaire and celebrity.
Posted by: Fritz




Way beaten to the punch:

Silken Savage by Catherine Hart

Captured by a party of Cheyenne while traveling through Colorado, Tanya Martin refuses to let her proud spirit be broken or her voluptuous body abused. But Tanya does not anticipate her reaction to the brave who claims her and she's soon overcome by a passion she cannot resist.

www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/american-indian-romance

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 08:24 PM (kdS6q)

266 The first GoT season - the season that was based on the actual book with the actual title, "Game of Thrones" - was pretty low-budget IIRC.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:24 PM (AVEe1)

267 Orioles on wing
Peck Peck Peck at the Marlin
Shrieking of Fishes

Posted by: goatexchange at May 22, 2015 08:25 PM (uBTYu)

268 Hrothgar, where you been man?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:25 PM (jR7Wy)

269 >>>There has been a distinct lack of haikus on the blog for a while, so bravo.


Posted by: LizLem at May 22, 2015 08:13 PM (yRwC<<<

Spider runs across.The brightly lit p.c. screen.Shrieks are heard for miles.

Posted by: haiku-ku for cocoa puffs at May 22, 2015 08:25 PM (dkfG0)

270 The people of the United States should be ashamed, especially white people should be ashamed and acknowledge their guilt in buying slaves from africa three hundred years ago.

White people should be ashamed of their oppression of the noble black race. White Christians whose ancestors owned human slaves deserve what they are going to get from the Nobel Followers of the Prophet Mohammed who will extract retribution from evil white christians who bought the slaves the noble muslims sold. Shame on the US. Shame on Christians. Shame, shame.

Posted by: Justice Jihadi Warriors for Allah at May 22, 2015 08:25 PM (tQA7H)

271 Hmmm. What the hell, Pixy?

**tries again**

Spider runs across.
The brightly lit p.c. screen.
Shrieks are heard for miles.

Posted by: haiku-ku for cocoa puffs at May 22, 2015 08:26 PM (dkfG0)

272 Well, Ace, I just suffered through "Daredevil."

Despicable.

Pointless profanity and ultra-violence.

Nice going, Marvel. A superhero show that's totally unfit for children.

Add to it, boring as hell for the most part.

Matt Murdock has a black dish-towel wrapped around his face for nearly the entire series, then in the last few minutes decides to put on a superhero suit. And the defenders of this stupid stuff? They'll tell you it's "realistic." Nonsense. I think if I had super-powers, I'd spend one weekend getting a cool name and a costume.

Posted by: RKae at May 22, 2015 08:27 PM (PW+Hl)

273 "Schvar"

That's not helping.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:28 PM (+jijM)

274
The woman who jumped from the GW bridge and survived, unfortunately died. They found her an hour after she jumped.

I read about a young asian woman who had terminal brain cancer, went to europe to say good buy to her friends, flew to NY and immediately head for the bridge.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 08:29 PM (iQIUe)

275 39 Where was their precious outrage when Theon had his dick cut off?
Posted by: rage against the matriarchy at May 22, 2015 07:19 PM (/U6xa)

They were probably laughing and cheering.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 08:29 PM (mx5oN)

276 Well I am late to this party and haven't read all the comments but the psot seems to have an odd headline. Dying American Republic with news content pertaining to Iraq, Syria, and Nigeria. I guess I missed the nuance or something.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 22, 2015 08:30 PM (NUqwG)

277 Western feminism is an embarrassment, obsessed with navel-gazing, pop culture and "micro-aggressions." They conveniently ignore FGM, sex trafficking and "honor" killings even when it takes place in their own countries. By referring to everything as rape they trivialize it. There is a special place in hell for false accusers, who only make it more difficult for actual victims to be believed or even come forward.

Posted by: venus velvet at May 22, 2015 08:30 PM (g94P/)

278 LMAO the King of the Hill episode where Buck gets kicked out of Jugstore Cowboys is on.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 08:30 PM (ETUnb)

279 The real absurdity of the outrage over the Game of Thrones incident is, and is acknowledged when you read most of the complaints, that the event is not unusual. It is just people upset that it happened to their anointed favorite, who many will admit is not a particularly worthwhile individual anyway.
They turned to this show eagerly, knowing that characters were regularly and gratuitously subjected to a wide range of abuse, particularly sexual abuse, without any consideration for either the moral worth or fan reaction to said character, and were still shocked by this scene.

It is the equivalent of going to a cockfight and being shocked, shocked I say!, to discover a dogfight going on in the next room.

Posted by: Sam at May 22, 2015 08:30 PM (mkv9z)

280
I liked DareDevil. Hated the Flash which is a show for and about and acted by hipsters.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 08:31 PM (iQIUe)

281
I'm watching King Of The Hill, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 08:32 PM (37JF+)

282 >>>www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/american-indian-romance<<<

That's friggin' hilarious. Make it green, sustainable, and vegetarian, and you're set for the next 25 years.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 08:32 PM (ty633)

283
There has been a distinct lack of haikus on the blog for a while
Posted by: LizLem




Hodor Hodor ho
Dor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor Hodor ho

Posted by: Hodor

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2015 08:33 PM (kdS6q)

284 Were-unicorns. Who transform into dinosaurs for sex. And degrade the woman on their first date.



And sparkle in moonlight.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF)


I would read the hell out of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 22, 2015 08:33 PM (IrByp)

285 I'm everywhere.

Posted by: Rob Gronkdashian at May 22, 2015 08:33 PM (Dwehj)

286 Hrothgar, where you been man?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:25 PM (jR7Wy)

For a while there, I couldn't handle the day upon day treachery of the political establishment as they gleefully and purposefully betrayed me, you, my kids and grand-kids all the while enriching themselves while stealing from others. So I took a extended breather.

Then I got inspired by those moving words of Hillary Clinton, namely "What difference, at this point, does it make?" and decided I needed AoS where I knew I'd find kindred spirits in despair.
Besides, the MoMee is acomin' up and I had to get back in practice so I can give Bannion a hard time!
How you been?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:34 PM (ftVQq)

287 Posted by: Justice Jihadi Warriors for Allah

Want to know the Most Forbidden Fact in American society?

The majority of descendants of slave-owners from the Antebellum American South now identify as...black!

Seriously.

The average slave-owner back then had one white wife, and on average 3 children by her. Simultaneously, he had several black slave mistresses/rape victims (however you want to define them), by whom he often had many many illegitimate mulatto children.

Whom he refused to acknowledge.

Those kids were then identified by society as "black" and raised by their black mothers, and became the source of the "light skin" seen in about half the American black population before racial intermarriage was legalized permanently nationwide in 1964.

It had been estimated that between 3% and 5% of American "whites" (i.e. people that self-identify as white) are actual lineal descendants of one-time slave-owners...but upwards of 35% of "blacks" (i.e. people that self-identify as black) are the descendants of slave owners!!

So when the time comes for apologies and reparations...light-skinned black people will have to fork over the $$$ to dark-skinned black people!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:34 PM (jBuUi)

288 My butt itches.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at May 22, 2015 08:34 PM (wAQA5)

289 You'll never get rid of me.

Posted by: Hillerpes at May 22, 2015 08:35 PM (wAQA5)

290 Speaking of the uselessness of the UN I was reading this Christopher Hitchens piece last night-

"Six More Reasons We Can't Let Iran Get Nukes "

It's kind of chilling.

http://tinyurl.com/lfjrnne

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 08:35 PM (RJMhd)

291 Damn! Finally a got thread and it's weekend and I just don't care to get into it right now .

I hate the Sansa story but not because I feminism, because I don't think it's the best storytelling.

I hate Isis and every awful going on in real life because it's fucking awful.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Nite all

Posted by: Lea at May 22, 2015 08:36 PM (vmMMi)

292 So when the time comes for apologies and
reparations...light-skinned black people will have to fork over the $$$
to dark-skinned black people!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:34 PM (jBuUi)

With today's DNA testing, the reverse one drop definition could get very interesting to defend when serious money is involved!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:38 PM (ftVQq)

293 We are an unserious nation -- too comfortable for too long, so people forget about the hungry cave bears and the warring tribes, and worry about triggering and faux rape.

I shudder to think what we as a nation will have to suffer for these special snowflakes to grow the phuck up and WAKE up.

Or, are we done? Is the fall inevitable?

Great, now I am depressed.

Again.

Posted by: acethepug at May 22, 2015 08:38 PM (WK825)

294 *is drunk already*


Fuck all of you.

Go listen to the podcast linked in nic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:38 PM (GEICT)

295 I didn't read the books and I always figured Sansa would be forced marriage raped. It makes sense

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 08:39 PM (jq/DC)

296 Oh, but Zombie, those innocent children who were sired by white slave owners are innocent of the sins of their fathers.

It is only the white descendants of those evil white slave owners who are guilty of the sins of their fathers.

Posted by: Justice Jihadi Warriors for Allah at May 22, 2015 08:39 PM (tQA7H)

297 Social Justice Girls
Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape
I can not hear you.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 08:40 PM (AC0lD)

298 What dif does it make?
Benghazi can not hurt me.
Thank you L-I-Vs.

Posted by: haiku-ku for cocoa puffs at May 22, 2015 08:40 PM (dkfG0)

299 Don't leave home without your Johnson.

http://tinyurl.com/kzj2lux

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 22, 2015 08:40 PM (LImiJ)

300 light-skinned black people will have to fork over the $$$
to dark-skinned black people


Repons lan se wi!

Posted by: Saint-Domingue at May 22, 2015 08:40 PM (AVEe1)

301
284 Were-unicorns. Who transform into dinosaurs for sex. And degrade the woman on their first date. And sparkle in moonlight. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 22, 2015 08:19 PM (0NdlF) I would read the hell out of that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 22, 2015 08:33 PM (IrByp)


I'm surprised you haven't written the hell out of that Little Miss "I'm semi internet famous in certain areas"

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 08:40 PM (zt+N6)

302 Ooops, that last haiku was found in an Cankles email.

Posted by: haiku-ku for cocoa puffs at May 22, 2015 08:41 PM (dkfG0)

303 Allahpundit bails out early for the long weekend.

But I have to agree with Hillary! there is no reason for US troops to return to Iraq. US troops out of Iraq. Let the Iraqi people decide their future.

Posted by: Justice Jihadi Warriors for Allah at May 22, 2015 08:42 PM (tQA7H)

304
Rio, think that ace is highlighting one fundamental factor in our dying republic - stupid, self-absorbed, perspective-free dunces. And the whole feminist/rape thing is just one of several choices, but naturally colorful and absurd, so.

ace, nicely done, but you left out some snark when describing the various MSM organs you pulled from here. They're not mostly about things actually happening, at least in areas that matter (foreign or domestic). If they were, we wouldn't be in the near-zero information society we are.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2015 08:42 PM (QDnY+)

305 "Western feminism is an embarrassment, obsessed with navel-gazing,...


Wow! Navel Gazing has still survived as something as something that even the people born after 1960 can relate to.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:42 PM (+jijM)

306 Don't come any closer: I'm insane for propane!

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 08:42 PM (ETUnb)

307 How you been?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:34 PM (ftVQq)
---
Very well, thank you. Like you, I reached Peak Disgust and retreated into absinthe-soaked dilettantism, a habit which has served me well over the years.

But I missed your input. Every time I used excessive !exclamation points! I wondered where Hrothie was.

Glad to hear you'll be at the MoMee. I thought you had a prior engagement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:43 PM (jR7Wy)

308 I once farted during sex.


Country Clem goes to the big city with his City Cousin. Since he's somewhat inexperienced, City Cousin takes him to the local whorehouse.

As he's negotiating with his "date," she asks what he wants. Clem says he's not particular, so she asks him if he's ever had a 69. Since he'd never done that, he says OK.

While they're at it, she farts. He clears and they continue. She farts again.

Clem stops and says, "Lady, this is fun and all, but I don't think I can take 67 more of these."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 08:43 PM (0HooB)

309 My flight is 3 hours late

I hate everything

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 08:43 PM (jq/DC)

310 Every time I read about the child molestation horrorshow in the Uk, I can't help but wonder why those monsters aren't being found dead in alleyways, harbors, and fenceposts.

Poor Britania, forever committing suicide.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2015 08:44 PM (uctT+)

311 Okay, I officially refuse to type anything else on this tablet.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:44 PM (+jijM)

312 Wasn't this the same show where a pregnant women was stabbed in the stomach? Oh wait, that's a medieval form of abortion, so it's ok.

Posted by: Captain Rapist Shagballs at May 22, 2015 08:44 PM (V7M2Q)

313 We're far enough in that I can go OT. I linked this in the last thread but got willowed.

SpaceX has released a new video of their pad abort test a couple of weeks ago, this time showing the view from inside the Dragon capsule. This is how it would look if you were an astronaut on board. You can change the setting to HD and watch it full screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcHD9AmkxA0


When I first linked it an hour or so ago the video had 766 views. Now it has 21,942.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

314 I'm in your eye.
I stink at pie
Haiku sucks

Posted by: River at May 22, 2015 08:45 PM (RJMhd)

315 I'm in your eye.
I stink at pie
Haiku sucks

Posted by: Rive at May 22, 2015 08:45 PM (RJMhd)

316 I'm in your eye.
I stink at pie
Haiku sucks

Posted by: Rive at May 22, 2015 08:45 PM (RJMhd)

317 I'm in your eye.
I stink at pie
Haiku sucks

Posted by: Rive at May 22, 2015 08:45 PM (RJMhd)

318 Speaking of mattress girl, have you seen the complaint filed against her by her victim? It has some of their facebook posts (Columbia undergrads are as illiterate as anyone on Facebook). It seems she loved being anally violated by multiple partners, and was riddled with std's. It made clear mention that her mo also was to finish guys off orally AFTER they pulled out of her butt (yum, yum)

What
A
Gal!

https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress (dot) com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

Posted by: Retard Strength at May 22, 2015 08:46 PM (ENfFB)

319 Rive reposts four times
It is very annoying
Go feed the Barrel

Posted by: Saint-Domingue at May 22, 2015 08:46 PM (AVEe1)

320 Gonna stretch my 15 minutes of fame like a Harry Reid exercise band.

Posted by: Rob Gronkdashian at May 22, 2015 08:46 PM (Dwehj)

321 With today's DNA testing, the reverse one drop definition could get very interesting to defend when serious money is involved!
Posted by: Hrothgar


DNA analysis has confirmed what we've long suspected -- that approximately 70% of "African-Americans" actually have some European ancestry! (thois is why modern-day Africans look so much "darker" than New World "blacks" in the Americas).

Even Henry Louis Gates confirms that 35% of American blacks are descended from slave-owners:

http://www.theroot.com/articles/history/2013/02/how_mixed_are_african_americans.3.html

"And for our African-American male guests, there has been still another astonishing fact revealed about their paternal ancestry -- their father's father's father's line -- through their y-DNA: A whopping 35 percent of all African-American men descend from a white male ancestor who fathered a mulatto child sometime in the slavery era, most probably from rape or coerced sexuality. In other words, if we tested the DNA of all of the black men in the NBA, for instance, just over one-third descend from a white second or third great-grandfather. In my own case, he was my great-great grandfather, and he was most probably of Irish descent, judging from our shared y-DNA haplogroup."

Slave-owners were rich, and the richer a family is, the fewer children each generation has. There are actually very few surviving direct all-white descendants of Antebellum slave-owners. Something like 80% of "white" Americans are descended from immigrants who arrived in the USA from Europe (Italians, Jews, Irish, Swedes, Germans, etc. etc. etc.) AFTER the Civil War and thus AFTER slavery was abolished!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:46 PM (jBuUi)

322 Retard Strength , that pdf was posted here by our host a couple weeks ago IIRC.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:47 PM (AVEe1)

323 Glad to hear you'll be at the MoMee. I thought you had a prior engagement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:43 PM (jR7Wy)



Hrothgar damn well better be at the MoMe. I'd hate to have to hunt a bitch down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:47 PM (GEICT)

324 WTF


Did it get very wide in here?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 08:48 PM (jq/DC)

325 If you spice it up like 50 shades of grey, or say, 50 shades of Grey Wolf, you'd be an instant millionaire and celebrity.

-
Or Pokeherhauntus, It's like Marijuana Girl but more Indianny.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 22, 2015 08:48 PM (LImiJ)

326
Hundreds of kidnapped Nigerian school girls reportedly sold as brides to militants for $12, relatives say
......................
That's inflation for you. We were only asking $7 bucks a few months ago.

Posted by: Boko Harem at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (wAQA5)

327 Rangers up by one.
Lightning are waiting to strike.
Down goes King Henrik.

Posted by: Hockey-ku... Hock-ku?... Hock-u? at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (dkfG0)

328 Go listen to the podcast linked in nic.

Posted by: BCochran1981


AHA! I fucking finally found a way to d/l that fucking podcast without signing up to that fucking website and give them my fucking email.

bugmenot.com has passes

BOO.YAH.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (uctT+)

329 Zombie blew the margins.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (zt+N6)

330 Zombie, seriously. The blocks of text are just..come on. I know you have you're own blog. Just link to the fucking thing like I do with the podcast.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (GEICT)

331 when everything is burning
turn to your children and say
this is what "the Left" brought you

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)

332 329 Zombie blew the margins.
Posted by: buzzion


Yeah, but at least I waited until the 6th date!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:50 PM (jBuUi)

333 Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (uctT+)


Dude. All you had to do was email me and I can give you a direct link for a download.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:50 PM (GEICT)

334 Hrothgar damn well better be at the MoMe. I'd hate to have to hunt a bitch down.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:47 PM (GEICT)
---
No, no, bitch-hunting and bro-trapping is AFTER the official MoMee, but before cage dancing and cocktails at the bacchanal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:51 PM (jR7Wy)

335 I blow the margins every chance I get.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 22, 2015 08:51 PM (Dwehj)

336 Zombie blew the margins, but only after he took it up the squeaker

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 08:51 PM (jq/DC)

337 When is Alexthechick's podcast( ) going to be available on iTunes?

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (zt+N6)

338
Hundreds of kidnapped Nigerian school girls reportedly sold as brides to militants for $12, relatives say
.....................................
I'll take two dozen.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (wAQA5)

339 Hrothgar damn well better be at the MoMe. I'd hate to have to hunt a bitch down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:47 PM (GEICT)

I'll only come if you can guarantee that I will hear the Cochran RINO war cry throughout the evening!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)

340 Fabulous. Walter returns.

Heya dicknuts!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (uctT+)

341 330 Zombie, seriously. The blocks of text are just..come on. I know you have you're own blog. Just link to the fucking thing like I do with the podcast.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion


Long comments are taboo now?

I try to have as high a content-to-length ration as possible with each comment, regardless of length.

If one of my comments is "long," it's long for a reason, and tends to be jam-packed with info, outrage or humor (or all three, hopefully).

I'm too lazy to post much on my blog these days, so this comments section IS my blog!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)

342 My iPhone raped me.

Meant to sock off my last post with-

Hillbola!

Catch y'all later.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (RJMhd)

343 337 When is Alexthechick's podcast( ) going to be available on iTunes?
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (zt+N6)



*hates you so hard*


Soon I think. We're getting more requests for it and we'll have to bite the bullet and set it up.

Meaning I'll have to bite the bullet and set it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (GEICT)

344 Zombie blew the margins

Makes for easier reading on a bigger screen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (W5DcG)

345 I might have farted during sex, or my or my partner farted, but if anyone noticed I wasn't doing it right.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (+jijM)

346 No, no, bitch-hunting and bro-trapping is AFTER the official MoMee, but before cage dancing and cocktails at the bacchanal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:51 PM (jR7Wy)

Now, I know I'll be there even if Cochran is struck mute!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (ftVQq)

347 at May 22, 2015 08:51 PM (jq/DC)

okay, thread's over @ #336.

So, is the traditional Memorial Day Weekend ONT Meltdown starting tonight? or do we wait 'til Monday? The Anthony Weinerama kind of started THAT weekend off on Friday evening; wondering about proper etiquette here. Proper ONT etiquette matters to us morons.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:54 PM (AVEe1)

348 I'll only come if you can guarantee that I will hear the Cochran RINO war cry throughout the evening!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (ftVQq)



Oh, it's on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:54 PM (GEICT)

349 345 I might have farted during sex, or my or my partner farted, but if anyone noticed I wasn't doing it right.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (+jijM)
---
Are you sure your date didn't just spring a leak?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 08:54 PM (jR7Wy)

350 Hundreds of kidnapped Nigerian school girls reportedly sold as brides to militants for $12, relatives say
.....................................
I'll take two dozen.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at May 22, 2015 08:52 PM (wAQA5)

Wonder how many are reserved for Bill?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:55 PM (ftVQq)

351
ISIS? what ISIS?

Or....Why is this man smiling?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 08:55 PM (MDgS8)

352 Oh, it's on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:54 PM (GEICT)

Well all rightie then!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 08:55 PM (ftVQq)

353 I'm too lazy to post much on my blog these days, so this comments section IS my blog!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)



Can I be perfectly honest here?

I skip the text walls. Whether it's you or someone else. You tend to post long comments, so I skip them.

*shrug*

Is what it is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 08:56 PM (GEICT)

354 ISIS? what ISIS?

Oh poo. Don't go running around with your hair on fire.

Posted by: Josh Earnester at May 22, 2015 08:56 PM (W5DcG)

355 "or my or my partner farted, "

This time I mean it. No more typing from this tablet.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 08:57 PM (+jijM)

356 I pleasure myself
Women do not pay to watch
life is most unfair

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 08:57 PM (AC0lD)

357 Thought that was the most effective scene in an otherwise pretty bad episode. Its a scene lifted straight from the books (though happening to a different character), so they can't complain about fidelity to the story really. It also was shot tastefully, and very clearly reinforced our disgust for the Boltons as the new front-and-center villains of this season.

All of these people complaining about being angry, that was the point...to make you angry on behalf of your favorite fictional characters. That's the show doing its job.

Do these people really want their entertainment to consist of androgynous de-sexualized, non-violent, PC language compliant cookie cutter bullshit composed of grade A boring? Cause they kind of act like they do.

I've got my own issues with Game of Thrones as a fan of the source material, but this is just fucking stupid.

Posted by: KoshNaranek at May 22, 2015 08:57 PM (ABCH+)

358 Don't have NBCSN so it's Ancient Aliens now.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (ETUnb)

359 What the hell does "Water Garden,stupid." mean?

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (mGBKM)

360 Can I be perfectly honest here?

I skip the text walls.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion


Hey, no problem. There is no "required reading" here! Just scroll on past the long ones. Everybody skims, frankly. Laissez-faire = Laissez-lire!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (jBuUi)

361 I believe that complaining about fictional characters getting it rough on HBO might count as a First World Problem.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (AVEe1)

362 a column 60 characters wide is considered optimal, iirc

zombie posts are grade a

btw zombie there's a nice hoppy beer made in munster, indiana, called zombie dust - it's a localish favorite

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (Uk9e2)

363
I once farted during sex.
.......................................
What was so funny?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (wAQA5)

364 It's the long url. Any long line of text without a space or break.

Posted by: Innocent Bystander at May 22, 2015 09:00 PM (tQA7H)

365 Isn't the proper term for sex fart "queef"

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (jq/DC)

366
Don't have NBCSN so it's Ancient Aliens now.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (ETUnb)
............................................
I knew I'd suck you in sooner or later.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (wAQA5)

367 Hey, no problem. There is no "required reading" here! Just scroll on past the long ones. Everybody skims, frankly. Laissez-faire = Laissez-lire!

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (jBuUi)



Yup. I mean, I don't even really have a problem with what you say, but the comments aren't a replacement for a blog. You have a blog. You have an outlet. Use it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (GEICT)

368 So, margins blown cannot be unblown?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)

369 Nice CM recap, Ace, that demonstrates where the priorities of our betters lie.

Have a happy Memorial day with family, one and all. Don't forget to give thanks to those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for what still is the greatest nation on God's green earth.

Posted by: flounder at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (ecDRv)

370 >>>Don't have NBCSN so it's Ancient Aliens now.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 08:58 PM (ETUnb)<<<



Trying to watch hockey? Should be able to stream the game from the NBC website... or Yahoo Sports.

Posted by: Hockey-ku... Hock-ku?... Hock-u? at May 22, 2015 09:02 PM (dkfG0)

371 R.R. Martin came out against the Sad Puppies and pooh-poohed their motivations in one of the official blog posts he made while he dicks around and tries not to finish the Game of Thrones.

At least his sense of irony should be finely sharpened when he gets around to writing the last couple of books. I have no hope however that he will learn anything from this experience.

Posted by: Thatch at May 22, 2015 09:02 PM (xwAcF)

372 Zombie, allow me to add another WTF? To what has already been posted. You know,the deal and still put up run on links with no break that you know will blow out the blog, yet you seem to give not a shit. Are you really THAT starved for attention?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:02 PM (XrHO0)

373
Can I be perfectly honest here?

I skip the text walls. Whether it's you or someone else. You tend to post long comments, so I skip them.

*shrug*

Is what it is.


I love Zombie but she could be just a *tad* more succinct.

I think most of us skip long comments.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:02 PM (MDgS8)

374 365
Isn't the proper term for sex fart "queef"

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (jq/DC)

For a woman, when the sound comes from her vagina as a result of awesome pounding penetration - that's my understanding.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD)

375
Kinda wonder if it wouldn't be too great a task in the midst of the angst over GOT to pause a moment this weekend, and reflect on those who made it possible .

If it isn't like, too much trouble, or whatnot.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 22, 2015 09:03 PM (jeCnD)

376 " So, margins blown cannot be unblown?"

There is no editing comments on this blog. Once you post something, it's there forever. There is no delete button either. (Except for the blog police who have the keys to the blog.)

That is why so many regulars will compose a comment and then, after further review, delete said comment without posting. Wars have been known to start

Posted by: Innocent Bystander at May 22, 2015 09:04 PM (tQA7H)

377 Or it could be just that her vagina is yawning

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:04 PM (jq/DC)

378 you got it grampa

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:04 PM (Uk9e2)

379 Or all stretched out Sandra fluke like

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:05 PM (jq/DC)

380 "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape."

https://flic.kr/p/t7Tq9g

Posted by: goozer at May 22, 2015 09:05 PM (mcwCF)

381 Oops. Iron Grandpa you got it.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (jq/DC)

382 I might just queef out my snuke.

Posted by: Hillarectomy at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (wAQA5)

383 Ok, I'll be honest here....I'm fairly drunk.

Who's with me????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

384
Kinda wonder if it wouldn't be too great a task in the midst of the angst over GOT to pause a moment this weekend, and reflect on those who made it possible .

If it isn't like, too much trouble, or whatnot.


We can do all kinds of things. We can't do all of them at once.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (MDgS8)

385 the code could detect a url longer than 60 char and return an error

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (Uk9e2)

386 Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf Institutes Ban On Nighttime Street Protests

===========

They are going to go nuts in the Bay Area over this.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (iQIUe)

387 Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (wAQA5)

--Dude said he believed in ancient aliens since he was 6; got it from his grandmother. Some children get read fairy tales; some get read religion; he got the kiddy version of X Files.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:07 PM (ETUnb)

388 I got a glass in me and still feel thirsty

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:07 PM (Uk9e2)

389 388 I got a glass in me and still feel thirsty
Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:07 PM (Uk9e2)



Keep drinking my friend!

I'm already four glasses in/

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:08 PM (GEICT)

390 I don't limit my reflections on squandered sacrifice to this weekend, nor do I think vapid pop culture dreck can be associated with said sacrifice no matter how twisted the reasoning.

But my margins are narrow, and I'm being concise, so there's that.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2015 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

391 374 365
Isn't the proper term for sex fart "queef"

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (jq/DC)

For a woman, when the sound comes from her vagina as a result of awesome pounding penetration - that's my understanding.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD)


Eat. Pray. Queef.

Posted by: The Queef Sisters at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (ETUnb)

392 373

I think most of us skip long comments.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:02 PM (MDgS



Ah, that explains why no one pays attention to me.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

393 Since the NoVaMoMee will be in Arlington, I may stop by the cemetery the next day and visit Dad's grave site.

A True Moron would wake up there in a pile of empty bottles.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (jR7Wy)

394 Ok, I'll be honest here....I'm fairly drunk.

Who's with me????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

***

*Raises hand*

If I am coherent at Midnight l will be impressed with myself. Odds of that, however, are decidedly ungood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (cIoI4)

395 >>>Ok, I'll be honest here....I'm fairly drunk.



Who's with me????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)<<<

**hic**
Cheers! **attempts to clink glasses** **falls out of chair, onto face**
**hic**

Posted by: "Annoying Orange" Boehner at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (dkfG0)

396 maybe I shoulda put something IN the glass
and then drunk it

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (Uk9e2)

397
Police Chase!

http://goo.gl/RvXjXO

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:10 PM (iQIUe)

398 Who's with me????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)
---
Let me get something. BRB.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)

399 free market jesus paradise, represent!

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:10 PM (Uk9e2)

400
If I am coherent at Midnight l will be impressed with myself. Odds of that, however, are decidedly unhood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (cIoI4)



There is absolutely no chance I'll be lucid by midnight.

In fact....who's with me on a drink???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:11 PM (GEICT)

401
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (wAQA5)

--Dude said he believed in ancient aliens since he was 6; got it from his grandmother. Some children get read fairy tales; some get read religion; he got the kiddy version of X Files.
Posted by: logprof
................................
He must have got his hairdo from her, too.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:11 PM (wAQA5)

402 He's throwing kisses.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:11 PM (iQIUe)

403 Zombie is probably the most insightful person commenting here who isn't a cob-logger. Stuff like that is the reason I read the comments.

Posted by: kartoffel at May 22, 2015 09:12 PM (fVxXv)

404 Who's with me????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

Well, I just opened my last Imperial Coffee Stout, but I have other lesser reserves!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:12 PM (ftVQq)

405 387 Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at May 22, 2015 09:01 PM (wAQA5) --Dude said he believed in ancient aliens since he was 6; got it from his grandmother. Some children get read fairy tales; some get read religion; he got the kiddy version of X Files.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:07 PM (ETUnb)


Who'd he get the hair and orange skin from?

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:12 PM (zt+N6)

406 Ok, I'll be honest here....I'm fairly drunk.



Who's with me????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

I'm right there with you brother, let me just grab my exercise band before we go!

Posted by: Larry Reid, ready to party at May 22, 2015 09:12 PM (AkOaV)

407 There is absolutely no chance I'll be lucid by midnight.

In fact....who's with me on a drink???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:11 PM (GEICT)

***

In.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:13 PM (cIoI4)

408 He must have got his hairdo from her, too.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:11 PM (wAQA5)

--And for that, meme generators are grateful.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:13 PM (ETUnb)

409 Okay BC, I just opened a bottle of Sweet Baby Jesus chocolate peanut butter porter.

Your brain is queefing, isn't it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:13 PM (jR7Wy)

410 I, for one, especially like the way Ace juxtaposed the fembot SJW's concern for imaginary crimes against their gender while ignoring real crimes against their gender.

Because the real purpose of the fembot SJW's concern for imaginary crimes against their gender is to use the guilt bat against the white patriarchy. The club of guilt doesn't work against Muslims because the Muslims don't feel guilty for what they do since they are commanded to do what they do by their God.

Posted by: Innocent Bystander at May 22, 2015 09:14 PM (tQA7H)

411
Odds of that, however, are decidedly unhood.



Unhood? I like it.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:14 PM (MDgS8)

412 Something, something, Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 09:15 PM (QyBQv)

413 Something, something, Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 09:15 PM (QyBQv)

414 I don't mind zombie's posts, in fact I like them.




Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:15 PM (MQEz6)

415
Chocolate Peanut Porter sounds like the work of the Devil.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS8)

416 Drunk + Florida. Anything could happen...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 09:16 PM (QyBQv)

417 rhomboid, thank you for that unrestrained asseverance of patriotic fervour

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:16 PM (Uk9e2)

418
I don't mind zombie's posts, in fact I like them.



Nobody said they *minded* them.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:16 PM (MDgS8)

419 Unhood? I like it.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:14 PM (MDgS

****

I may have mentioned a coherence issue. These things start small, then roll like a runaway freight train. Look out.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (cIoI4)

420 Endeavour to asservere.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (MDgS8)

421 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:09 PM (jR7Wy)

An old Army bud was in town last summer and we made the trek to Arlington. I had never been before, and I found it awe-inspiring.


The comment above about reviewing your posts before committing served me in good stead on this post!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (ftVQq)

422 Who encourages these idiot feminists? The media.

Who encourages people to obsess over TV shows? The media.

Who downplays or ignores Islamic atrocities? The media.

We cannot save our country without first destroying the liberal domination of the media. Fight them every way you can. Defame them. Sue them. Lie about them. Call in fake news tips. Buy one share of stock and take up the whole shareholder meeting airing your complaints.

I'm sure the descendants of the Minutemen and John Brown can think of other methods.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (42FAj)

423
418
I don't mind zombie's posts, in fact I like them.

Nobody said they *minded* them.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:16 PM (MDgS

Indeed they did.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (MQEz6)

424 Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:15 PM (MDgS
---
Nothing exceeds like excess!

Are we toasting, BC?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)

425 Nice going, Marvel. A superhero show that's totally unfit for children.




Good. The idea that superheroes have to be tailored to kids is what makes most of these shows stupid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (vyobY)

426 just try to pronounce "asseverate" after six ounces of gin

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (Uk9e2)

427 Well, since I have a wide screen monitor, the margins don't look blown out to me. A little wider than usual, but not a problem.

Incidentally, I consider a "wall of text" to be when someone doesn't use paragraph breaks, and yes, it can be hard to read. Zombie is never guilty of that. A long comment is not the same as a wall of text.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

428 I enjoy zombie's comments as well, although on the phone that last one would have been unreadable.


Speaking of Ancient Aliens, a guy I knew from high school went to a Halloween party dressed as Tsoukos, and his wife as Flo from Progressive.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (ETUnb)

429
Indeed they did.

Not the least bit true.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (MDgS8)

430
Unhood!

Posted by: Baltimore PD at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (wAQA5)

431 Okay BC, I just opened a bottle of Sweet Baby Jesus chocolate peanut butter porter.

Your brain is queefing, isn't it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:13 PM (jR7Wy)



What the actual hell?


Fuck it.

Alright Horde! Glasses up!

When'd we drink, we get drunk
When we get drunk, we fall asleep
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven

Slainte!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:19 PM (GEICT)

432 hermes I agree, trolling lefty ought to be a national sport

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:19 PM (Uk9e2)

433 "Moral inversion.

Where imaginary evil is blown up to cloud everyone's vision of the real evil happening all around them. "

^^^ THIS ^^^

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 22, 2015 09:19 PM (Z8DIA)

434 429
Indeed they did.

Not the least bit true.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (MDgS

Disagree.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:19 PM (MQEz6)

435 Speaking of Ancient Aliens, a guy I knew from high school went to a Halloween party dressed as Tsoukos, and his wife as Flo from Progressive.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (ETUnb)


Really? That's not very original. Lots of people dress up as an alien or clown for Halloween.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:19 PM (zt+N6)

436 Ganbei, bitches!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:20 PM (jR7Wy)

437 actually the world is much like Westeros, then there' willing to admit, brutal capricious war lords, seem to be the order of the day, when great powers recede, a state of nature remains, and 'it's nasty brutish and short'

Posted by: admiral marcus at May 22, 2015 09:21 PM (0u/CC)

438 Innocent Bystander at May 22, 2015 0

*deletes*
*types*

''Thanks Ace.
Nothing is nothing.
For nothing of a post, that is.

I am unworthy, apparently.
Don't care. I'm to the right of Ted Cruz and I live in TX.

Posted by: Michael M. O'Rourke at May 22, 2015 09:21 PM (0gx5o)

439 Did anybody else see where Daenerys is a virgin till marriage?

Good for her.

And damn. That body...yum.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (GEICT)

440 Zombie's posts are probably my favorite (out of many).

RS - longtime lurker

Posted by: Retard Strength at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (ENfFB)

441 439 Did anybody else see where Daenerys is a virgin till marriage?

Good for her.

And damn. That body...yum.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (GEICT)

Meh

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)

442
439 Did anybody else see where Daenerys is a virgin till marriage? Good for her. And damn. That body...yum.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (GEICT)


Isn't she like 14 in the books?

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:23 PM (zt+N6)

443 to wide columns

may they be filled with zombie's good sense

or at least, references to quality liquor

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:23 PM (Uk9e2)

444 Meh
Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)



Instant excommunication.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:23 PM (GEICT)

445 >>>Who's with me????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:06 PM (GEICT)

I hereby dedicate the past four hours of my existence to that toast.

*hic*

Posted by: DC in River City at May 22, 2015 09:24 PM (e+1S5)

446 Isn't she like 14 in the books?
Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:23 PM (zt+N6)



Early books, yeah, I think so.

But I mean the actual actress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:24 PM (GEICT)

447 I hate people.

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 22, 2015 09:24 PM (VNgld)

448 Ah, well that's different.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (zt+N6)

449 I don't mind zombie's posts, in fact I like them.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, since I have a wide screen monitor, the margins don't look blown out to me. A little wider than usual, but not a problem.


Amen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (W5DcG)

450 The key is to realize that all these girls freaking out like to imagine themselves in the starring female roles. It's why Supernatural has gone downhill: the writers have to kill off every female character because otherwise obsessive fangirls have a meltdown.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (vyobY)

451 Early books, yeah, I think so.

But I mean the actual actress.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:24 PM (GEICT)

****_

Too late. You have already fictionally raped her character.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (XrHO0)

452 447 I hate people.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 22, 2015 09:24 PM (VNgld)

I'm with you.

Posted by: John Kruk at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ETUnb)

453 Meh

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)

Having severe vision problems are we?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ftVQq)

454 ah but bartender people will pour you a drink

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:26 PM (Uk9e2)

455 Feh, my patriotic fervor has always been more directed to ultimately futile and pointless actions, as opposed to rituals.

And you're welcome!

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2015 09:26 PM (QDnY+)

456
453 Meh

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:22 PM (MQEz6)

Having severe vision problems are we?
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (ftVQq)

Better with clothes on.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6)

457 are fangirl ravings somehow popular?

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (Uk9e2)

458
450 The key is to realize that all these girls freaking out like to imagine themselves in the starring female roles. It's why Supernatural has gone downhill: the writers have to kill off every female character because otherwise obsessive fangirls have a meltdown.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (vyobY)


Eh, they haven't had a good female character since the red head angel.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (zt+N6)

459 Tampa on the board.
Still a lot of game to play.
Get in Henry's head.

Posted by: Hockey-ku at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (dkfG0)

460
Speaking of Ancient Aliens, a guy I knew from high school went to a Halloween party dressed as Tsoukos, and his wife as Flo from Progressive.
Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 09:18 PM (ETUnb)
.......................................................
So they both had nice wigs.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (wAQA5)

461
450 The key is to realize that all these girls freaking out like to imagine themselves in the starring female roles. It's why Supernatural has gone downhill: the writers have to kill off every female character because otherwise obsessive fangirls have a meltdown.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (vyobY)

Now that you mention it, yeah, slaughtered like sheep.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:28 PM (MQEz6)

462 Emilia Clarke -- 28 -- hottie.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2015 09:28 PM (MDgS8)

463 rhomboid then on this weekend I shall raise a glass to your offering whatever modest hecatomb to popular feeling you offer

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:29 PM (Uk9e2)

464 28 is an awfully good number

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:30 PM (Uk9e2)

465

Fiction? Que?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2015 09:30 PM (zqrZE)

466 Game of Thrones drinking game:

- Gratuitous boobehs/floppy weiners
- Violation of sacred guest/host relationship
- John Snow wrinkles his pretty brow in consternation
- Sexposition
- Thunderpunching the devil's triangle

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:30 PM (jR7Wy)

467 Too late. You have already fictionally raped her character.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:25 PM (XrHO0)



Can I be honest here? The Daenerys who comes out of the fire with the dragons?

Like a screen door in a hurricane. Like a ton of bricks falling off a pallet. Like whoever pulls me out is the legit king of england.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:31 PM (GEICT)

468
ah but bartender people will pour you a drink
Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:26 PM (Uk9e2)
.........................................................................
But they won't keep you from getting two flats leaving the parking lot and bail you out of jail after the cops arrest you for DUI trying to drive home on the rims.
As my ex-wife just found out. hahahahaha. Really.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:32 PM (wAQA5)

469 Damn, N. Y. scores twice.
Now at a 3 to 1 lead.
Tampa needs to work.

Posted by: Hockey-ku at May 22, 2015 09:33 PM (dkfG0)

470 btw what ace is suggesting is that feminism in this country is actually a profound form of psychological denial

the more hideous the condition of women elsewhere, the more maniacal will be their attention on the trivial and fictitious

this is apparently evident in spades

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:33 PM (Uk9e2)

471 But they won't keep you from getting two flats leaving the parking lot and bail you out of jail after the cops arrest you for DUI trying to drive home on the rims.
As my ex-wife just found out. hahahahaha. Really.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:32 PM (wAQA5)

***
If you're Ex is anything like mine, that story is all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:34 PM (XrHO0)

472 You're missing the moron police chase. lol

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:34 PM (iQIUe)

473 I've never seen this "Game of Thrones" that you speak of, but anyone with the name Daenerys has got to be hawt.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

474 Like a screen door in a hurricane. Like a ton of
bricks falling off a pallet. Like whoever pulls me out is the legit king
of england.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:31 PM (GEICT)

Damn if I don't think you've just about covered all the bases there BC!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:35 PM (ftVQq)

475 >>>Can I be honest here? The Daenerys who comes out of the fire with the dragons?

Like a screen door in a hurricane. Like a ton of bricks falling off a pallet. Like whoever pulls me out is the legit king of england.


Listen to the Mick. He might not go in for that fancy book learnin' but he is wise in other ways. Like knowing when to say "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"

Posted by: DC in River City at May 22, 2015 09:35 PM (e+1S5)

476 sounds Welsh, which I'm in favor of

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:35 PM (Uk9e2)

477 Fuck the senator in the ass with a flaming pineapple wrapped with barbed wire.

Too soon?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:36 PM (rXB/r)

478 If TV shows aired rape scenes 24/7, after 4 months Millenial 'feminists' would be so into rape they'd demand it be written into Constitutional law.

Posted by: Corona at May 22, 2015 09:36 PM (4ugDk)

479 Seriously, I think the only hope for this country is to be invaded by a foreign army.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (rXB/r)

480 Posted by: DC in River City at May 22, 2015 09:35 PM (e+1S5)


I'm so hammered right now that I'm not even going to fuck with a cinnabon drinking asshole.

I'll just do it Irish style. Punch you. Hug you. Buy you a drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (GEICT)

481 too soon?

no, no

but flaming pineapple is good eating

could you make it "gas-soaked avocado"?

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (Uk9e2)

482 479
Seriously, I think the only hope for this country is to be invaded by a foreign army.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (rXB/r)



Que?

Posted by: Just some guy at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (yxw0r)

483 What's with this slo-mo police "chase"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:38 PM (jR7Wy)

484 Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:33 PM (Uk9e2)

This syndrome (a variation of defining deviancy down) is more pernicious than just what we can observe in SJW feminism. It exists pretty much across the board in the our media, popular culture, and the political arena.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:38 PM (ftVQq)

485 473 I've never seen this "Game of Thrones" that you speak of, but anyone with the name Daenerys has got to be hawt.

---

Deanerys is going to be the next my-mother-named-from-a-TV-show-and-now-you-know-exactly-what-year-I-was-born thing. See also: Buffy, Bella

Posted by: Jenny Hates Nerd Baby Names at May 22, 2015 09:38 PM (GvNnD)

486 Seriously, I think the only hope for this country is to be invaded by a foreign army.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (rXB/r)

******

Si, Si, Puede´!

Posted by: Currently Invading Army at May 22, 2015 09:39 PM (3F6F8)

487 I'll just do it Irish style. Punch you. Hug you. Buy you a drink.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (GEICT)
---
If he slurs "Brace yerself, Bridget!", watch out!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:39 PM (jR7Wy)

488 Ronaldus Maximus was absolutely correct.

We were within a generation of falling apart and we fell asleep. We did nothing to stop it.

We failed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 22, 2015 09:39 PM (mmlFU)

489 I'll just do it Irish style. Punch you. Hug you. Buy you a drink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:37 PM (GEICT)

I think the MoMee is shaping up quite nicely!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:40 PM (ftVQq)

490 If he slurs "Brace yerself, Bridget!", watch out!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:39 PM (jR7Wy)



*prepares the lube*

*cause I'm a gentleman like that*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:40 PM (GEICT)

491
485 473 I've never seen this "Game of Thrones" that you speak of, but anyone with the name Daenerys has got to be hawt. --- Deanerys is going to be the next my-mother-named-from-a-TV-show-and-now-you-know-exactly-what-year-I-was-born thing. See also: Buffy, Bella
Posted by: Jenny Hates Nerd Baby Names at May 22, 2015 09:38 PM (GvNnD)


I'm betting there are a lot more Katniss and Arya.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:41 PM (zt+N6)

492 I enjoy Zombie's post very much, moreover, I appreciate them. Zombie is like our spy in Mordor.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2015 09:41 PM (go5uR)

493 Claire McCaskill -

Fuck you, you ignorant cunt.

....and I fucking hate that word.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (mmlFU)

494 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 22, 2015 09:39 PM (mmlFU)

The torch was passed and we let the kcufing liberals blow it out!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (ftVQq)

495 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:40 PM (GEICT)
---
Chivalry is NOT dead, ladies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (jR7Wy)

496 The sleeping giant has become a wide awake midget.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (W5DcG)

497 Good to see lefties turning on their own once again. Seems to be happening more and more these days.


We're all still fucked, but it's nice to see them doing it to each other for once.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at May 22, 2015 09:43 PM (xSCb6)

498 Off Tommy V. sock

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 22, 2015 09:43 PM (xSCb6)

499 98zj

every generation is new

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:43 PM (Uk9e2)

500 she's Sarah Connor in the new Terminator film, if these idiots would get themselves out of cranial inversion, they would see this is what we face, what is Baghdadi but a more vicious Khaleesi warlord,

Posted by: admiral marcus at May 22, 2015 09:43 PM (0u/CC)

501 491
485 473 I've never seen this "Game of Thrones" that you speak of, but anyone with the name Daenerys has got to be hawt. --- Deanerys is going to be the next my-mother-named-from-a-TV-show-and-now-you-know-exactly-what-year-I-was-born thing. See also: Buffy, Bella
Posted by: Jenny Hates Nerd Baby Names at May 22, 2015 09:38 PM (GvNnD)

I'm betting there are a lot more Katniss and Arya.

----

Those are happening, too.

Related: I went to my daughter's Battle Of The Books today and one of the kids from another class was named Severus.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Nerd Baby Names at May 22, 2015 09:44 PM (GvNnD)

502
If you're Ex is anything like mine, that story is all kinds of awesome.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:34 PM (XrHO0)
.......................................................
She's a piece of work. Divorced from her third husband, a kid with each one, living for 6 mos with my daughter until a couple days ago until the cops took her to Crazy Town after a failed pill bottle cry for help
It's like an episode of Cops.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:44 PM (wAQA5)

503
Eh, they haven't had a good female character since the red head angel.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (zt+N6)


Pretty much. I've got a death clock going on Jody Mills.

Now that you mention it, yeah, slaughtered like sheep.





Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 09:28 PM (MQEz6)


Heh heh. Welcome to the show, here's your red shirt.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:44 PM (vyobY)

504 Chivalry is NOT dead, ladies!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (jR7Wy)

***

It is apparently on a lengthy leave of absence though.

Posted by: Currently Invading Army at May 22, 2015 09:45 PM (XrHO0)

505 Who you should really feel bad for though is all the boys being named Peeta.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 09:45 PM (zt+N6)

506 So..., the stuff of a killer movie: "Tweets From the Edge"

I may have stolen that idea, kinda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 09:45 PM (n6Nt0)

507 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:42 PM (jR7Wy)

I'm remembering why I missed this place so much, and I'm also remembering how many hours I've lost to following threads here!

Darn good thing Cochran is always a gentleman!


Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:45 PM (ftVQq)

508 Took me a while to condense that story.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2015 09:46 PM (wAQA5)

509 Darn good thing Cochran is always a gentleman!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:45 PM (ftVQq)



Both a gentleman and a pimp like a boss.

It's difficult, but doable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (GEICT)

510 On Supernatural, I liked Jo and her mother, particularly her mother who was a great 'tough as nails' mother figure to the two.


I was surprised to find Supernatural airing in South Korea when I was there. Apparently it has a large international following which is helping to keep it alive.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (AC0lD)

511 Both a gentleman and a pimp like a boss.

It's difficult, but doable.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (GEICT)
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Both carry lube, evidently.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:48 PM (jR7Wy)

512 Homeless man stopped the chase car. Dumb.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:48 PM (iQIUe)

513 Both carry lube, evidently.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:48 PM (jR7Wy)



Absolutely.

You never know when the need will arise.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (GEICT)

514 girls actually being raped by ISIS, Boke Haram and moslem pedo gangs in the UK, meh says the liberals, SJW's, and feminists...

pretend rapes in movies, books, tv shows and college campuses, OUTRAGE by the liberals, SJW's, and feminists...

these people(the liberals, SJW's, and feminists...) are a bunch of fooking sisies

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (D0Tns)

515 I meant an invading army that actually threatens the country, rather than one that merely serves us food and drink, and manicures our lawns.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (rXB/r)

516 511 Both a gentleman and a pimp like a boss.

It's difficult, but doable.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (GEICT)
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Both carry lube, evidently.

---

So do Boy Scouts. In my troop, anyway.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Scoutmaster at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (GvNnD)

517 I was surprised to find Supernatural airing in South
Korea when I was there. Apparently it has a large international
following which is helping to keep it alive.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (AC0lD)


I hate to say it, but at this point it would probably be better to end it.

I have heard that the lead actors are pretty cool at conventions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:50 PM (vyobY)

518 What does the sign on his car say? "Victory Shall Be Mine"?

Uh, apparently not, guy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:50 PM (jR7Wy)

519 The article says the planet deserves SMOD. Come on, SMOD. Never has an event been so disappointing as SMOD.

Posted by: Null at May 22, 2015 09:51 PM (xjpRj)

520 I have heard that the lead actors are pretty cool at conventions.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 09:50 PM (vyobY)

Yeah, they seem like they'd be cool to talk with.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:52 PM (AC0lD)

521 Another thumbs up for Zombie's posts.
Thoroughly enjoy them.

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2015 09:52 PM (qyZxC)

522 Not even half a bottle of porter and I'm already buzzed! That's sad.

Gotta get my liver in fighting trim for the MoMee.

**begin drinking/speed bag montage**

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)

523 hillary, obama, reid, et al

i pray for their conversion, but i will acknowledge the justice of their ending up in the ninth circle of hell

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 09:53 PM (Uk9e2)

524 I meant an invading army that actually threatens the country, rather than one that merely serves us food and drink, and manicures our lawns.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (rXB/r)

*****

If you are choosing to miss how the actual referenced army is much more dangerous and insidious to the future of this Country than the fictional one you spoke of, then I can not help you.

Posted by: Currently Invading Army at May 22, 2015 09:53 PM (3F6F8)

525 It's difficult, but doable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Team Bannion at May 22, 2015 09:47 PM (GEICT)


Never underestimate an Irishman with a 55 gallon drum of lube!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:53 PM (ftVQq)

526 >>>I meant an invading army that actually threatens the
country, rather than one that merely serves us food and drink, and
manicures our lawns.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2015 09:49 PM (rXB/r)<<<

The pen EBT is mightier than the sword EMP.

Posted by: illegal army at May 22, 2015 09:54 PM (dkfG0)

527 ONT up! With doggehs!

Posted by: Jenny Makes Announcement at May 22, 2015 09:55 PM (GvNnD)

528 Losing a sock.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 22, 2015 09:55 PM (XrHO0)

529 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 22, 2015 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)

Good news is you have almost a month to get your liver in shape!

Bad news is the shape your liver will probably be in after the MoMee!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 22, 2015 09:55 PM (ftVQq)

530 Wow. They stopped chase car and then someone dressed like a cop jumped in and speeded off. Now they are chasing him.

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 22, 2015 09:56 PM (iQIUe)

531 Detroit won.
Toronto lost.


The Blue Jays have virtually no competition in the entire country, they have pretty much guaranteed television revenue and absolutely no reason to ever really try to field a championship team.


I think a lot of sports teams are like that though.A trapped local audience with enough that will still pay or watch to keep the cash rolling in no matter how shitty the product. Hell, a lot of television shows are like that....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 09:57 PM (AC0lD)

532 I sense...yes, I sense a certain pissiness in the air this evening.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 22, 2015 09:57 PM (yxw0r)

533 I just got in. I glanced through the post and it just depresses me. The number of womyn's lib type women who seem more concerned with some fictional rape than they are with the atrocities being committed agains women in the mideast and parts of Africa is just putting me in a funk.

Do these women view the victims of Boko Haram and ISIS as real people? I'd be curious to know how many of these fangirls who are upset about Game of Thrones have tweeted about the real girls being sold as sex slaves in the Mid East. I hate these stupid womyn with their trigger warnings and safe zones.

Oh, and Senator McNitWit needs to focus on real world problems. I don't like tv shows that have a lot of sexual assault violence. That is why I didn't watch "Law & Order - Special Victims". Change the channel or turn the tv off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 22, 2015 09:58 PM (kGrwF)

534 Supernatural had an ending (more or less)at the end of Season 5.

But then got zombified.

Part of the problem now is that it has no overarching theme - so they flounder a bit. Last season was rather poor.

I'd kind of like God to comeback from wherever He's been.

A "sinners in the hands of an angry God" deal might help recreate a more cohesive show.

And reverse several unfortunate recent trends in the show.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2015 09:58 PM (KUa85)

535 Dang it.
A thread I can read, people I enjoy reading and,,, battery in the yellow.

I'll leave you with the update that on the strength of Kendrys Morales' 3 run homer and 2 run homer, the Best team in baseball so far this year leads the other best team in baseball so far, 5-0.

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at May 22, 2015 10:00 PM (qyZxC)

536 ONT

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 22, 2015 10:01 PM (AC0lD)

537 Supernatural had an ending (more or less)at the end of Season 5.



But then got zombified.



Part of the problem now is that it has no overarching theme - so they flounder a bit. Last season was rather poor.



I'd kind of like God to comeback from wherever He's been.



A "sinners in the hands of an angry God" deal might help recreate a more cohesive show.



And reverse several unfortunate recent trends in the show.





Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2015 09:58 PM (KUa85)


Agreed. I think that they had a decent arc through the destruction of Leviathan. It showed the aftereffects of the apocalypse, and the chaos and confusion that it caused.

I would love to see the next big bad be the Elder Gods, and yes God needs to make a reappearance after all the crap going down. God vs. Cthulu would be a nice way to end the series.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 22, 2015 10:11 PM (vyobY)

538 I see what you did there.

Posted by: bour3 at May 22, 2015 11:14 PM (5x3+2)

539 Yeah, if only Claire was as outraged by the sex slavery trade, the kidnapping, selling, and raping of young girls in Iraq and Syria as she is by fictional depictions of rape in t.v. shows.

And on decadence, yes, we are. We have bread and circuses, and we have a decaying moral foundation. Yeah, we're the Roman Empire on the precipice of catastrophe.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at May 22, 2015 11:48 PM (2/oBD)

540 Dr. Michele Polak, an English professor at Centenary College



Never heard of it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2015 12:51 AM (oKE6c)

541 52
47 pretty depressing contrast of links. Is that Mcaskill chick like a real US senator?

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (dFXmO)



--The fact that she's been elected by the Show Me state shows how stupid we are as a country.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:23 PM (ETUnb)------------------------------------Ironically, she's only a US senator only because of Todd Akin's rape comments.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 23, 2015 02:52 AM (EARfr)

542 Hello, all. Who wants to do a shot?

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 23, 2015 02:54 AM (VyQBa)

543 I noticed the feminists we're not all up in arms when this Ramsay character tortured Theon and sent his penis to his father in a box.

Some people reach their limits at the strangest times.

Posted by: Drider at May 23, 2015 04:34 AM (6Xbsz)

544 59
C. Proportion. I'll start trusting feminists about being anti-rape when they start picketing outside the Saudi or Yemeni embassies. Women have never been as safe and empowered as they are in the US right now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (LNl8j)


Dude, you're not going to hold us to that same standard, are you?

Posted by: The Gay Mafia at May 23, 2015 09:12 AM (mIQJh)

545 All of the murdering and torturing that they've watched in the show? Perfectly acceptable, duh.

But my god, rape...of a WOMAN??!?!? THAT'S WAY OVER THE TOP!

Posted by: Rich at May 23, 2015 11:26 AM (f3B34)

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