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Disclosed Email From Cheryl Mills Says of Hillary's Benghazi Hearing That She Had a "Come to" Jesus Meeting With Her "Colleagues" and Now They're "On Board"

On board with what, Ms. Mills?


You do not have to cajole people in a Come To Jesus Meeting to get them to tell the truth.

You hold a Come to Jesus meeting to convince them that there is a Greater Good that must be served.

Other important stuff collected by Allahpundit.

1, Hillary knew that the government had attempted to bully Google and YouTube into censoring "The Innocence of the Muslims," and

2, Just before that video's maker was arrested, Hillary was emailing around a left-wing bloglink exposing him as a rightwing kook.


Max Blumenthal is Sydney Blumenthal's gonzo pro-Muslim, anti-Semitic son.


Update: On November 15-16, two/three days after Mills' email, intelligence and counter-terrorism officials testified in closed-door hearings about Benghazi.

Among those testifying -- Mike Morrell, the CIA agent who lied to Congress, claiming the FBI had made important changes to the talking points, when in fact it was he himself.

Posted by: Ace at 04:52 PM




Comments

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1 "PIR?"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

2 I wish I could believe that any of this would make any significant difference. I really do.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 04:53 PM (2Ojst)

3 1 "PIR?"
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 04:53 PM (oVJmc)


Penis In Rectum?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (2Ojst)

4 It is over she's toast!

Posted by: lizzy at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (IMmJD)

5 Actually I think it stands for Philippe I. Reines who, if you really squint at it, appears to be one of the email addressees.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 04:55 PM (2Ojst)

6 Cackle, Cackle(all the way to the bank)!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2015 04:55 PM (uGrec)

7 2: Yea. The same electorate that elected then re-elected Obama will also elect this vile broad.

Posted by: puddleglum works Memorial Weekend at May 22, 2015 04:56 PM (6O76m)

8 yeah it's gotta be phil reines

who by the way is a principle at the Beacon Group, which hired Mike Morrell as something or other, after he quit the CIA after lying to Congress that a change that HE had actually made in the talking points was made by the FBI.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2015 04:56 PM (PA7DS)

9 All aboard The Liars' Express! Got your tickets? Get on board, or get left behind when Her Highness Hillary ascends to the throne, and you lose your chance to become a multi-millionaire selling government influence the Clinton way!

All aboard!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2015 04:57 PM (lmdHn)

10 You know, I'd just as soon she kept her distance.

Posted by: Jesus at May 22, 2015 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

11 Actually I think it stands for Philippe I. Reines who, if you really squint at it, appears to be one of the email addressees.

Ah.

Looks like he's milking his connections:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Reines

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

12 Yea. The same electorate that elected then re-elected Obama will also elect this vile broad.
Posted by: puddleglum works Memorial Weekend


Probably twice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 04:58 PM (W5DcG)

13 I also love the fact that they describe it as a "little come to". Not come to Jesus. Come to. Were they afraid they'd burst into flames?

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 04:59 PM (LAe3v)

14 "You will get on board, or else..."

Unspoken: "Ft. Marcy Park"

Hey, I'm on board.

Posted by: Staff at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM (QyBQv)

15 I care as much about Jesus as Cartman did when he formed Faith +1.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM (fIp5S)

16 Another thing to come out of the Shrillary e-mail dump (timed for late on a Friday, natch) is that she cared so deeply for her old friend and professional colleague Chris Stevens that after the cable arrived indicating that he had been murdered, she couldn't even recall his name properly in her own e-mail to staffers.

What a big heart that woman has.

"A horrible tragedy. I'll never forget you. Godspeed, Chris Smith. Um, South. Steele? Summers? Oh, STEVENS, that's right, Stevens."

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM (noWW6)

17 Note that the second email is at the hrod17@ email address, NOT the HRC22@ account.

Posted by: Phelps at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM (shLj4)

18 8 yeah it's gotta be phil reines

who by the way is a principle at the Beacon Group, which hired Mike Morrell as something or other, after he quit the CIA after lying to Congress that a change that HE had actually made in the talking points was made by the FBI.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2015 04:56 PM (PA7DS)

Well, isn't that cozy...and by cozy I mean incestuous and corrupt.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 05:01 PM (2Ojst)

19 Come To, Come Hither, What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2015 05:01 PM (uGrec)

20 I've been on board Hillary for years.

Oh, you said on board *with*?

Posted by: Huma at May 22, 2015 05:02 PM (fIp5S)

21 Hillary, you got some 'splainin' to do! Remember, nobody f*cks with the Jesus!

Posted by: Jesus at May 22, 2015 05:02 PM (2Ojst)

22 That ugly, evil bitch will never see the inside of a prison cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (FsuaD)

23 She and the Blumenthal should be air dropped into the embrace of isis to whom they trafficked arms and provided succor

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (jq/DC)

24 It is possible that at this point she just fades away.

Think about this. The Clintons raised all the dough selling the idea that they had "influence" and that eventually Hillary would have "power."

Grifters gotta grift. They can now just spend the money on themselves.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (V70Uh)

25 23 She and the Blumenthal should be air dropped into the embrace of isis to whom they trafficked arms and provided succor
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (jq/DC)

If at first you don't succorceed...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2015 05:04 PM (2Ojst)

26 And you wonder why I bang hookers and cocktail waitresses.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 22, 2015 05:04 PM (WCnJW)

27 "Oh boy! Is this great!!!"

Posted by: Flounder from Animal House at May 22, 2015 05:04 PM (7cZhk)

28 We are going to get the people who made that video.

Posted by: hillary at dover at May 22, 2015 05:05 PM (WCnJW)

29 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic are excited at the City Government is again prosing to change our name to Obamaboro,VT. This would be a great honor to be named after our first Presdent of Color. What have you racist and hateful people done to honor the best and first Presdent of Color?????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 22, 2015 05:05 PM (lNSdJ)

30 Hillary's 'Eulogy' of Stevens should be played over and over, again for the duration of her candidacy.


Also, someone needs to she'd some light on Google's relationship with this administration. They are / were complicit in fomenting Obama's Arab Spring.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (Y663r)

31 She and they disgust me

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (jq/DC)

32
It is over she's toast!


Posted by: lizzy


you know, really, she's not.

With certain demographic groups, she is swamping any likely Republican contender.

Like almost all women in all age groups.

"minorities"

etc.

She can still cobble together an electoral coalition to win the Presidency. Do you really think that New York, California, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Delaware, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine, etc will vote Republican? Add Minnesota, Wisconsin and a few other states and she is home free.

What happens when or if she is elected?

Do our heads REALLY explode?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (RFeQD)

33 I hope everyone has a wonderful, thoughtful Memorial Day weekend. Don't bother listening to the news about the news dump late Friday: It would just spoil things.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 22, 2015 05:06 PM (l3vZN)

34 That ugly, evil bitch will never see the inside of a prison cell.

I'd settle for her never seeing the inside of the White House at this point.

Nixon didn't have 1/10 the filth on him that she's caked in.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

35 >>>Their crusades to pound and cut humans into more pleasing shapes are coercive, often violent, and always immiserating.<<<

Gollee, Mr. Ace, you use your tongue better'n a $20 whore......

Posted by: Taggart at May 22, 2015 05:07 PM (sCHw2)

36 Also, someone needs to she'd some light on Google's
relationship with this administration. They are / were complicit in
fomenting Obama's Arab Spring.

Posted by: Garrett


DON'T BE EVIL!!!!!

Eric Schmidt is laughing at you, me and millions of others.

What a joke on all of us.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 22, 2015 05:07 PM (RFeQD)

37 "Philippe I. Reines"


Some people you really can tell are pretentious a$$holes just from their names.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2015 05:08 PM (TOk1P)

38 They're aboard, all right.

And it ain't the Love Train.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:08 PM (0HooB)

39 The whole think makes me ill

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:08 PM (jq/DC)

40 you know, really, she's not.

With certain demographic groups, she is swamping any likely Republican contender.

Like almost all women in all age groups.

"minorities"

etc.


Come on, Bradley Effect!

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (LAe3v)

41 Want to know how she will win?

She will get every anti-Christian (gay, black, hispanic, Jew (except for our own J.J.), Muslim, Atheist, Asian, etc.) vote in the country.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (V70Uh)

42 I'd like to know why Ambassador Stevens' family hasn't shown outrage about the lies this bitch spouted to their faces.

And the families of the other dead, as well.

Hell, I'm enraged for them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (FsuaD)

43 Those men died for this?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (jq/DC)

44 Did Mary-woogums of VT bump her precious, little head, again?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (sCHw2)

45 She's not toast at all. By the time the election rolls around many months from now all this scandal will be 'old news' and most voters won't care. Most hardly know about it now.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (l3vZN)

46 37
"Philippe I. Reines"


Some people you really can tell are pretentious a$$holes just from their names.


Posted by: BurtTC


I have no idea what you mean.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

47 You expect a load of fireworks to go off on Hillary's ass.
You'll settle for a black cat firecracker.
You'll get a wee fart.

Posted by: dogfish at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (jWtyG)

48 The question is, will the GOP nominee have the cajones to confront Hillary! about this?

OK, you can stop laughing now.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (7YlUk)

49 It's time to call a spade a spade, and say publicly that Chris Stevens (tragic though his death may be) deliberately exposed Hillary to this entire mess. He knew Libya wasn't safe and yet he went there anyway! He knew they hated America's, especially gay Americans, and yet he went there anyway!

Look, it remains to history to decide his motives for doing his to Hillary (after all, he was no fan of women). We shouldn't speculate (he really disliked women, strong women especially). It would be a disservice to his misogynist memory.

But it is an undeniable fact that he exposed Hillary to an unbelievable shitstorm of criticism. Chris Stevens was in many ways a really great guy, but he obviously had no love for female leaders.

Posted by: Democrats For Hillary at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (bIFFs)

50 >>What happens when or if she is elected?


If I have my way, Pedophile Island becomes the 51st State!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (Y663r)

51 "Philippe I. Reines"

He is shocked. Shocked that there is scrambling going on here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 05:10 PM (W5DcG)

52 ALL ABOARD WITH HILLARY!

or get left behind

The smell of fear surrounds her. Plus mildewy Depends.

But mostly fear.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 22, 2015 05:11 PM (RFeQD)

53 I was reading an article at the Daily Beast about the JEF hamstringing Spec Ops in Iraq.

The f*cking libs sticking up for him were describing him as "brilliant, thoughtful, etc. etc."

Those same idiots will vote for her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)

54 24 It is possible that at this point she just fades away.

Think about this. The Clintons raised all the dough selling the idea that they had "influence" and that eventually Hillary would have "power."

Grifters gotta grift. They can now just spend the money on themselves.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:03 PM (V70



No because there is something more enticing to these sorts of people. The money is nice and it is important. But what they truly want is power. The power to force what they want done on the country and the world. Its a draw of a lot of politicians.

Its why billionaire Michael Bloomberg became mayor of New York City.

Its why Hillary wants to be president.

And its why jwest's idea of paying politicians a shit ton more money is one of the dumbest things he's ever spouted.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2015 05:12 PM (zt+N6)

55 Hillary and people died.


*Won't get repeated like the Bush one, I know*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 05:12 PM (LA7Cm)

56
I've never told the American people a purposeful untruth, and I resent Fox News insinuating I have been less than truthful and deceitful in my dealings with the public.

I stand by my record of honesty when dealing with the American people, and will continue to provide the public with factually correct information so important to their lives.

Posted by: Sir Rodham the Fabulous at May 22, 2015 05:12 PM (P330y)

57 Yeah, what happened to that guy from Google (Me and Hillary Wrecked the Middle East!) who was like the new savior of Egypt? I would imagine he is under deep cover somewhere.

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (cHuNI)

58 I queef in your general direction!

Posted by: Hill-Dawg at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (fIp5S)

59 I'm in the belly of the beast, and believe me, Dem's have zero understanding of why this email thing is a big f'ing deal.

And they don't care.

You may get one to say that Bush used his personal email in the beginning of his presidency, so it's okay.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (QFjNO)

60 If the Hildebeast is elected, we're officially done as a country. We'll be a monarchy, with Chelsea waiting her turn, followed by Mooch and the girls.

Done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)

61 I want to harken back to the previous thread, re 'sociopathy' and 'psychopathy' for a moment, because relevant:

Factor one includes characteristics like a lack of empathy, failure to accept responsibility for one's actions, and an over-inflated sense of self-worth, among other things. Factor two includes things like continuously leeching off of other people, being easily bored and impulsive, and lacking long-term goals.

Posted by: Web Shrink at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (QyBQv)

62 48
The question is, will the GOP nominee have the cajones to confront Hillary! about this?



OK, you can stop laughing now.


Cojones. And yes, some of them would.
1) Ted Cruz
2) Carly Fiorina (best case, because boobs, but also no respect for Hillary)
3) Bobby Jindal


Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

63 Also, someone needs to she'd some light on Google's relationship with this administration. They are / were complicit in fomenting Obama's Arab Spring.

Code Pinko was over there many months prior to that, too.

You know what'd really be nice? Some group of people who could find out details of things like that and then tell the rest of us. Perhaps in the form of several large pieces of paper or on the television.

Oh, and maybe on that Intarwebs thingy I keep hearing so much about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:14 PM (0HooB)

64 " If the Hildebeast is elected, we're officially done as a country. "


In that position, with the impunity to sell state secrets to anyone, it's a scary thought.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (LA7Cm)

65 OT, but I need a Horde opinion. Is being called a "kitchen-dwelling cuntsack" bad enough to report a user on another website for abuse? Because I did, but I want to know if you think I over-reacted.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (pe51l)

66 She's not toast at all. By the time the election
rolls around many months from now all this scandal will be 'old news'
and most voters won't care. Most hardly know about it now.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat


Trying to get people to even conjure what this means. There is a lady in our office who is of a certain minority, that has, of course, supported Barack Obama to the ....hilt. And is "Ready for Hillary!".

She is motivated and will go vote. As will millions of others.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (RFeQD)

67 So when Cheryl Mills is mentioned in connection with Canquelles and Benghazi, a few things need to be remembered:

(a) Mills is a "fixer" going way back for the Clintons. When there's a skeleton that needs to be kept in a closet, Mills is there with the heavy steel bolts to permanently lock the door. Everything from the sex scandals to the foreign bagmen. You name it, she's had a hand in covering it up.

(b) It is alleged by the former deputy chief of mission in Libya, Gregory Hicks, that Mills warned him not to provide testimony to the House committee investigating Benghazi, nor to allow any subordinates to speak to Congressional investigators.

(c) It's further alleged by Raymond Maxwell, a former deputy assistant secretary at State, that he was forced into an illegal "shredding party" a month after Benghazi, where the internal paper records at Foggy Bottom were combed and purged of any communiques that would paint Clinton in a bad light. And right there in the loop again, overseeing the effort, was... Cheryl Mills. By Maxwell's express account.

To hell with subpoenaing Shrillary herself. Go after Mills and try to crack her resolve. Confront her with Maxwell and Hicks in front of the hot lights.

The lesson of Watergate is that when the low level figures break under questioning, that's what leds to the big fish ending up on the grille. For example: no one on the Hill even knew about Nixon's private taping system until Alex Butterfield, a small fry, blurted it out under oath during House investigation.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (noWW6)

68 We covered that MONTHS ago. Now, look here: Bryce Jenner's fake can's breaking the internet!!!!!!!

Posted by: CNNNBCBSABCMSNBBC at May 22, 2015 05:16 PM (5buP8)

69 Sean Smith's mom has been kicking up Hell. (Hasn't mattered bugger-all, nor has anyone been shamed into giving her answers.)

His widow has small children, and i suspect her silence is bought with the fear that his pension/benefits might suffer if she says anything.

Posted by: Cranky J Anne at May 22, 2015 05:16 PM (zhriN)

70 The question is, will the GOP nominee have the cajones to confront Hillary! about this?

OK, you can stop laughing now.

Cojones. And yes, some of them would.
1) Ted Cruz


Crazy nut that wants women and children to die by taking away their healthcare and food.

2) Carly Fiorina (best case, because boobs, but also no respect for Hillary)

Self-hating "woman" who hates workers.

3) Bobby Jindal

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (LAe3v)


*insert "Tubular Bells"*

Posted by: The Media currently scissoring with Hillary at May 22, 2015 05:16 PM (7YlUk)

71
I love Hillary and you may call me a scrunt for loving the only person to ever care about me in my life. My mother and father hated me, and my husband also hated me for being a liberal.

I make no excuses for being a fervent liberal, and will continue my hard work stumping for Hillary, and I'm thankful for Food Stamps, WIC, the housing allowance, and especially the crazy check for my four children that allows me to work for the Hillary campaign instead of spending time at a dead-end job flipping burgers or dancing for dollars.

Posted by: Honey Moo Moo McStumpett at May 22, 2015 05:16 PM (P330y)

72 >>> She will get every anti-Christian (gay, black,
hispanic, Jew (except for our own J.J.), Muslim, Atheist, Asian, etc.)
vote in the country.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:09 PM (V70Uh)<<<Ron Paul supporter, yes?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 22, 2015 05:17 PM (sCHw2)

73 65 OT, but I need a Horde opinion. Is being called a "kitchen-dwelling cuntsack" bad enough to report a user on another website for abuse? Because I did, but I want to know if you think I over-reacted.
Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (pe51l)

--That depends: Are you, in fact, a kitchen-dwelling cuntsack?

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:17 PM (fIp5S)

74 She is motivated and will go vote. As will millions of others.

True, but lots of the core Obama constituency (IYKWIMAITYD) won't be nearly as enthusiastic for this b**** as they were for BO. If they're cool on the Dem, it's pretty easy to imagine that lots of the "undecideds" will be as well.

Yes, technically she's a first. First succubus. First ex-MIL. First many unpleasant things that normal people want to see go away.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

75 I wonder how much Jesus had to pay?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (08Znv)

76 When exactly does the Clintons replace the Duggars or Kardashians time slot on the cathode ray tube?

Posted by: Yakoff at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (/WmRg)

77 OT, but I need a Horde opinion. Is being called a "kitchen-dwelling cuntsack" bad enough to report a user on another website for abuse? Because I did, but I want to know if you think I over-reacted.

Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2015 05:15 PM (pe51l)


Nope. You were right to report if it slur was made in a non-ironic way.

Posted by: The Repportin' Hat at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (7YlUk)

78 I carry a mattress, and I vote

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (eeTCA)

79 "You know what'd really be nice? Some group of people who could find out details of things like that and then tell the rest of us. Perhaps in the form of several large pieces of paper or on the television."

We could even set up special professional schools and university degree programs for people who want to go into that line of work.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (noWW6)

80 Crazy nut that wants women and children to die by taking away their healthcare and food.


You forgot "virulently anti-gay." Because if you're not sucking up, you're anti-.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (ZKzrr)

81 17 Note that the second email is at the hrod17@ email address, NOT the HRC22@ account.
Posted by: Phelps at May 22, 2015 05:00 PM (shLj4)

Good catch.

There is no way someone in DOS didn't catch on to this. Go after a lower level person. Threaten their pension.

Then up the ladder you go.

Posted by: Golfman at May 22, 2015 05:19 PM (bYmbX)

82 Max Blumenthal is Sydney Blumenthal's gonzo pro-Muslim, anti-Semitic son.

Spawn of Satan himself? Thought anal intercoursing prevented that. Musta been that inferior trans-vaginal mesh the 1-800-Lawyers are all upset about.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 22, 2015 05:20 PM (xQX/f)

83 I carry a mattress, and I vote

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 22, 2015 05:18 PM (eeTCA)


Best argument for repealing the 19th Amendment...

Posted by: The Repealing Hat at May 22, 2015 05:20 PM (7YlUk)

84 She needs a swift boat movement comprised of state department employees and security contractors. A living being to tell the tale.

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:20 PM (jq/DC)

85 Did I ever tell you about the time I had a threesome with
Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT and Grace Lee Whitney (Janice Rand - ST TOS) in the upper loft of a Ben Jerry's in Montpelier, Vermont back in 93...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 05:20 PM (qqLT/)

86 Three doctors in Lingbi county, Anhui province, allegedly colluded with some people to fake accidents with the dead bodies of cancer patients in order to get their insurance compensation, People's Daily Online reported on Wednesday.

One of the doctors reportedly supplied the information of some cancer patients who were terminally ill to a man who then bought personal accident insurance for them. After the patients died, they used their bodies to fake accidents and get the compensation. The other two doctors allegedly helped fake necessary procedures and files.

Posted by: not a single woman or person of color at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (e8kgV)

87 The Blacks will not be as enthusiastic about her.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (V70Uh)

88 Why, WHY Mrs. Clinton do these Bush sycophants and perpetrators of the right wing hate machine insist on slandering you! Why, Mrs. Clinton? WHY?

Posted by: Real Everyday American at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (YFFpo)

89 73: No. I am, in fact, a computer-dwelling fantasy writer. My time in the kitchen is as limited as I can make it, to my husband's relief. (I can heat stuff. Actual cooking is iffy.)







Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (pe51l)

90 I wonder how much Jesus had to pay?

Thread winner in the Under 100 category.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (0HooB)

91 I wonder if she will use GMail as President for the next eight years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:22 PM (SntwW)

92 @73 Logprof, where you been, dude? Haven't seen your nic since Hillary had Canklettes.

@70
I get that that's the usual play. However, the MFM knows they're circling the drain, and besides, they just don't like Hillary. I mean, who does? They might decide to play it straighter this time around on the theory that 1) Hillary is a likely loser, 2) they need to do something to reestablish their bona fides, and 3) f*** that c***.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

93 Mills creeped me out the most during the testimony that we did see.

She watched and heard the live feed from the Consulate the same one that Woods had to hear at the Annex where he heard those guys begging for their lives.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 05:22 PM (RJMhd)

94 Disney flagship store opens in Shanghai

Posted by: not Mickey or Minnie at May 22, 2015 05:22 PM (e8kgV)

95 Spawn of Satan himself? Thought anal intercoursing prevented that.

That's the cause, silly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:23 PM (0HooB)

96 Ugh. These people are soulless

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:23 PM (jq/DC)

97 87 The Blacks will not be as enthusiastic about her.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (V70Uh)


But they'll be bribed into voting for her anyway, amiright?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:24 PM (St6BJ)

98 You know the damn video from the consulate security system got deep sixed.

They classified it.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 05:24 PM (RJMhd)

99 I haven't heard of anyone going up in spontaneous combustion in a while. Does that still happen?

*cough* Mao pantsuit *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (FsuaD)

100 Hillary will be eestroyed if the left wants her destroyed.Than we get president Liz Warren.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (mGBKM)

101
I won't bee votin' for Hillary 'cus she loves the cooter!

That's retarded sir!

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (P330y)

102 Going by this, this Reines guy is a sociopath:

http://tinyurl.com/kvvxr63

(Gawker link)

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

103 But they'll be bribed into voting for her anyway, amiright?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I really don't think so. I mean, some will, but not 98%. She is the epitome of everything they hate.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

104 95 Spawn of Satan himself? Thought anal intercoursing prevented that.

That's the cause, silly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:23 PM (0HooB)


Cream-coated Tootsie roll is Satan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (St6BJ)

105 No. I am, in fact, a computer-dwelling fantasy writer. My time in the kitchen is as limited as I can make it, to my husband's relief. (I can heat stuff. Actual cooking is iffy.)
---------------

It is the standard Alinsky ad hominem gambit. If you have no substantive argument to make, attempt to discredit the other with slanderous labels. It is their modus operandi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (QyBQv)

106 I saw Trans-Vaginal-Mesh open for Trans-Siberian Orchestra at the Spectrum. 17,777 in attendance.

Posted by: Philly Fan at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (xQX/f)

107 103 I really don't think so. I mean, some will, but not 98%. She is the epitome of everything they hate.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:25 PM (LAe3v)


Hence, Amnesty. Making up for the votes American Blacks cannot or will not cast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (St6BJ)

108

Among those testifying -- Mike Morrell, the CIA agent who lied to
Congress, claiming the FBI had made important changes to the talking
points, when in fact it was he himself.



And, as better posters than I pointed out, Ace, he's now employed by Raines.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

109 Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

--Been in EP since September. The work and location churn has taken a lot of time. Today I decided just to make it a FIAF.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (fIp5S)

110 106 I saw Trans-Vaginal-Mesh open for Trans-Siberian Orchestra at the Spectrum. 17,777 in attendance.
Posted by: Philly Fan at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (xQX/f)


I read that as Speculum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (St6BJ)

111 Ad hominid attacks. It's all they got

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 22, 2015 05:26 PM (jq/DC)

112 They hate her because she is white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (SntwW)

113 You forgot "virulently anti-gay." Because if you're not sucking up, you're anti-.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier


You forgot "virulently anti-gay." Because if you're not sucking up, you're anti-.

FTFY

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (jBuUi)

114 She's not toast at all. By the time the election
rolls around many months from now all this scandal will be 'old news'
and most voters won't care. Most hardly know about it now.









Posted by: Jinx the Cat


When you start putting it all together...

1. Hillary was sending and receiving classified emails on a vulnerable server, contrary to the law
2. Some of those emails were about travel details in and around Benghazi
3. Because of Hillary's insisting on using her own vulnerable servers, the already lax security around Benghazi may have been further comprimised
4. Hillary lied and got others to lie about the fact that the attack was planned in order to cover her ass on the lax security and had an American citizen arrested to help build the lie

This shit is leaving a bad stain that will not go away.

Posted by: Dang at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (XWo4d)

115 Always pay attention to the news after noon on the Friday before a three day weekend. You'll get some good stuff.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (YFFpo)

116 My name is Lucas.
I'm the guy who made Star Wars.
Maybe you've seen it?
Maybe you've heard of The Force?

Just don't ask me how it works.
Just don't ask me how it works.
Just don't ask me... how it works.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (K3iPn)

117
Italic

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:28 PM (St6BJ)

118 115
Always pay attention to the news after noon on the Friday before a three day weekend. You'll get some good stuff.


Posted by: tu3031


You are wise, grasshopper.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

119
I'm now working for the Clinton campaign, and my primary job is to fluff and scrub the cankles of dead skin and massage them with cream. I expect to be promoted to the White House after Hillary is elected.

Posted by: Tommy Vietor at May 22, 2015 05:28 PM (P330y)

120 Among those testifying -- Mike Morrell, the CIA agent who lied to Congress, claiming the FBI had made important changes to the talking points, when in fact it was he himself.

***

reminder, were parties reversed...

special prosecutor would be going wild...

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 22, 2015 05:28 PM (dFXmO)

121 If the Hildebeast is elected, we're officially done as a country. We'll be a monarchy, with Chelsea waiting her turn, followed by Mooch and the girls.



The country will burn before it gets to mooch.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 05:28 PM (5KY1+)

122 In protest of this "blogger rape" of her reputation, Hillary will lug around a giant bonus-size case of Depends on her back, to symbolic how her vaginal space was violated when we made her piss herself in fear.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (jBuUi)

123 114 Posted by: Jinx the Cat

Tell that to Fauxcahontas, Komrade Kolonel Sanders and Martian O'Malice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (St6BJ)

124 Hillary, another President you can trust with your money, your security and your foreign policy needs.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (A98Xu)

125 Friday document drops are always full of delicious goodness.

Sadly, the LIVs don't care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (FsuaD)

126
Max Blumenthal is Sydney Blumenthal's gonzo pro-Muslim, anti-Semitic son.






You misspelled "cryptoNazi ratfucking commie cocksucker".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (lpeQC)

127 It is time we had an authentic person of color as president.

Posted by: Fauxcohontas at May 22, 2015 05:30 PM (SntwW)

128

This shit is leaving a bad stain that will not go away.


I'd also add that she runs a sham charity as a covert personal piggy bank/espionage agency.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

129 I'm shocked...SHOCKED I tell ya, to find damaging information in these emails!

Posted by: Philippe "Claude" Reines at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (dkfG0)

130 My name is Lucas.
I made it so Greedo shot first.
People who've seen it,
say the prequel films are the worst.

I can't argue anymore.
I can't argue anymore.
I can't argue... anymore.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (K3iPn)

131 125 Friday document drops are always full of delicious goodness.

Sadly, the LIVs don't care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:29 PM (FsuaD)

And it's Memorial Day weekend. Where the LIV crowd commemorate sales!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (St6BJ)

132 Husband is home. Heading out for a light dinner and alcohol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (FsuaD)

133 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:27 PM (K3iPn)

--Speaking of people I have not seen in a while!

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (fIp5S)

134 The Blacks will not be as enthusiastic about her.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 05:21 PM (V70Uh)


They'll do as they're told!

Posted by: DNC Vice-Chair Simon Legree at May 22, 2015 05:31 PM (7YlUk)

135
And it's Memorial Day weekend. Where the LIV crowd commemorate sales!


Seriously. Dammit.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)

136 They are spending all the Haiti money on private jets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (SntwW)

137 Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)

138 Hillary is something else. How the hell "natural" is it in a presidential cycle without a incumbent to have a clear field for the nomination of one party, in a two party system?

When has that ever happened before?

You would think it would be impossible to squash so many egos in a free system, which should tell you everything you need to know, the democrats do not believe in a free system.

The comparison in this regard to the twelve candidate circus for the party opposite, is extremely revealing by contrast.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (RJMhd)

139 Hi, Logprof! How've you been?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (K3iPn)

140 Huma gives a good golden shower, but it reeks of chickpeas.

Posted by: HRH Clinton at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (fIp5S)

141 Greedo was asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (SntwW)

142
My name is Luca,
I'm Don Vito's right hand man,
I held a gun to a guy's head,
So he'd let Johnny Fontaine out the band.

Solozzo stabbed me in the hand,
Solosso stabbed me in the hand,
Now I sleep with the fishes,
Unlike Mike's old man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:33 PM (St6BJ)

143 She's a historic-level villain.

Machiavelli would piss himself if he got a look at her M.O.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 22, 2015 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

144
Maybe Emma Sulkowicz can get a gig pitching that new mattress Levin is hawking, or My Pillow?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:34 PM (St6BJ)

145 #142: Oh, that's a good one, too, Sefton!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:34 PM (K3iPn)

146 You'd think the trail of bodies would have a negative affect on her career.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:35 PM (SntwW)

147 As a lifelong Republican who voted for Bush twice, I find these slanderous personal attacks by the right wing hate machine on the character of Mrs. Clinton reprehensible! REPREHENSIBLE, I tell you!

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican Who Voted for Bush Twice at May 22, 2015 05:35 PM (YFFpo)

148 139 Hi, Logprof! How've you been?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:32 PM (K3iPn)

--I'm fine, as long as I am in a nice chilly AC place. It's scorching most days to go outside. Sweating if I'll get The Man after me for not doing Zerocare.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:36 PM (fIp5S)

149 145 #142: Oh, that's a good one, too, Sefton!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:34 PM (K3iPn)

It's the only reference I ever thought of when I heard that song.

Then again, "The Godfather" is the only reference I think of first with virtually anything.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2015 05:36 PM (St6BJ)

150 This shit is leaving a bad stain that will not go away.

And teh Black Democratium blocks any and all blame that may be placed on her boss.

You know, the guy who appointed her.

Reverse the political parties, just for fun.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:36 PM (0HooB)

151 Sidney. Sidney Blumenthal.

Not Sydney.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at May 22, 2015 05:37 PM (jdfYf)

152 DON'T GO DOWN THE BENGHAZI RABBIT HOLE


Posted by: bjk at May 22, 2015 05:37 PM (x2rNW)

153
#WASTF


Definition?

And while we're at it, Logprof, what is EP?

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)

154 Have fun, Jane D'oh.

And by "fun" I mean swinging from the chandelier in your gown with Mr. D'oh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:39 PM (0HooB)

155 We Are So Terribly Fucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:40 PM (0HooB)

156 Maybe Emma Sulkowicz can get a gig pitching that new mattress Levin is hawking,

Casper the friendly mattress?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 22, 2015 05:41 PM (W5DcG)

157 I'm glad to hear things are okay for you, Logprof!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:43 PM (K3iPn)

158 Shouldn't this be a flaming skull headline?

Posted by: Jim in virginia at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (XYn5E)

159 Think how egregious this is.

They framed the video maker and then sent his information out to be threatened and then sent their law enforcement to arrest him very very publially.

they set this guy up!

why wouldn't they do that to Any one ?
anyone could be set up for a cause.

shame on them.

shame. This is the whole deal where i lost faith and trust in our govt.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (nqBYe)

160 Ta fuck difference does any of this shit make? You damn rubes will get it good and hard. Welcome to the fun camps, assholes.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (ucDmr)

161 And while we're at it, Logprof, what is EP?
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:38 PM (LAe3v)

--El Paso. Not very far from No Country for Old Men.

My health care plan is simple and cheap: See a cheap doctor in Mexico (~$45 per visit with the peso still weakening). I use cheap plainly, not derogatorily; he is very good at discussing things in depth and clearly cares about his patients, not just going through the motions. He even helpfully notes which prescriptions are cheaper to fill in Mexico, and which are cheaper in the States.

And I just heard it's gonna be hot as Hades this weekend here. Yeesh.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (fIp5S)

162 #156: My Sleep Number is NO.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (K3iPn)

163 What kind of wine goes with census taker jerky?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:44 PM (SntwW)

164 Damn it I mean Charlene Lamb creeped me out the most.

Ugh.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 05:45 PM (RJMhd)

165 You do not have to cajole people in a Come To Jesus Meeting to get them to tell the truth.

You hold a Come to Jesus meeting to convince them that there is a Greater Good that must be served.


Especially the "had to" part.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 05:46 PM (0HooB)

166 85 Did I ever tell you about the time I had a threesome with
Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT and Grace Lee Whitney (Janice Rand - ST TOS) in the upper loft of a Ben Jerry's in Montpelier, Vermont back in 93...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 22, 2015 05:20 PM (qqLT/)

Yes, Bill. For the millionth time, yes. The first time you told us you asked for a hankie ' cuz you still had smegma on your face. And mace. But mostly smegma.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 22, 2015 05:46 PM (zLsA/)

167 "You'd think the trail of bodies would have a negative affect on her career."


One might think. But, ever since this country to that step through the looking glass into Wonderland all is not what it once seemed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)

168 Q: Why does Bill Clinton cry after sex?

A: Mace.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:47 PM (K3iPn)

169 Hillary lied and a poofter died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:48 PM (SntwW)

170 I'm proud of the efficient State Department employees who are striving to release as many of HRC's emails as can be made public. I'll keep these high levels of service in mind should I be making senior appointments in January 2017.

Posted by: Secretary John Kerry- Heinz at May 22, 2015 05:49 PM (XYn5E)

Posted by: me at May 22, 2015 05:50 PM (KCxzN)

172 Remember there is at least another six or eight months of emails that State has been forced to trickle out, and there are going to be some juicy tidbits in them.

Kind of like somebody wanted State to keep up a slow drip instead of a big dump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2015 05:50 PM (iONHu)

173 I really think she can wriggle out of this. She will follow the Clinton playbook, a few mediatae will find horse heads in their beds, and it will be old news. At some point, though, she WILL have to campaign in front of an open mic, w/o a net. THAT'S when she will blow up. She isn't a classic politician. She can't sell. And, people don't like her.

Posted by: CNNNBCBSABCMSNBBC at May 22, 2015 05:50 PM (5buP8)

174 What kind of wine goes with census taker jerky?



Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 05:51 PM (5KY1+)

175 Hillary Rodham Cersei Lannister Clinton, first of her name.

Posted by: TheThinMan at May 22, 2015 05:51 PM (KCUTM)

176 When Sir Edmund is either convicted of treason or at the very least sentenced to life without parole for this and her other crimes, I will believe this country as a whole cares. If not, just another example of "consent of the governed" being pissed away.

Mills, Obama, rat-face Jarrett, Biden and the rest of the Most Corrupt Administration in American History should join her.

Posted by: acethepug at May 22, 2015 05:51 PM (WK825)

177 Continued from #162...

Well, actually, it's YES right now, but I'll change it to NO tomorrow. You're okay with that, right?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 05:51 PM (K3iPn)

178 Nothing to see here. This is old news. The important point is, the GOPe has proved it can govern!

Posted by: Stonewall McConnell, GOPe-KY at May 22, 2015 05:51 PM (+kznc)

179 no flaming skull?

well then, there's no point in reading the post, is there?

ho hummm... what't everyone doing this weekend?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 05:52 PM (vIjYi)

180 Media orgy sock off

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 22, 2015 05:52 PM (5buP8)

181 168
Q: Why does Bill Clinton cry after sex?

A: Mace.


Why does Barack Obama cry after sex?

Because he really doesn't like it very much, it's icky, and Michele has a serious case of vagina dentata.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2015 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

182 logprof, you in EP?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)

183 23 She and the Blumenthal should be air dropped into the embrace of isis to whom they trafficked arms and provided succor


I agree they are evil people but I think that's far too harsh .

For ISIS.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 22, 2015 05:53 PM (XYn5E)

184 El Paso?

That's different.


*waves from next door*

(Louisiana)

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 05:54 PM (0xTsz)

185 I wonder if the Saudis have given anything to Haitian relief?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 05:55 PM (SntwW)

186 Remember there is at least another six or eight months of emails that
State has been forced to trickle out, and there are going to be some
juicy tidbits in them.

Tentative scheduled release date: 7/3/15 12:01 PM.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2015 05:55 PM (YFFpo)

187 Got an O/T for the 'ettes here. Seems Neville Longbottom (or his actor) still has the Sword of Gryffindor...NSFW, folks:

http://is.gd/LdHuzX

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 22, 2015 05:55 PM (m9V0o)

188 182 logprof, you in EP?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 05:53 PM (LA7Cm)

--Yep. Wish I had more $; I'd love to catch a Chihuahuas game this weekend (although for all I know they're on the road). I'm going to a cookout Monday though. I'll try to look up a good local military cemetery to visit some time this weekend.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 05:56 PM (fIp5S)

189 Am I reading this correctly, that Cheryl Mills nicked Cankles as "H" in her address book? Like the guys on CSI: Miami referred to Horatio as "H"? If only we could get her to make a bad pun, pull of her sunglasses dramatically and - most importantly - step out of frame. Permanently.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 22, 2015 05:56 PM (nFdGS)

190 I'll bet you all wish we all had more range time, don't you?

Posted by: The Bosnian Snipers at May 22, 2015 05:56 PM (YFFpo)

191 Why does Barack Obama cry after sex?

because no one in the locker room used lube

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 05:57 PM (vIjYi)

192 We could even set up special professional schools and university degree programs for people who want to go into that line of work.

NO!!! That's exactly what went wrong the last time. The entire profession took a dive when it stopped being working-class guys who worked their way up from the mail room.

"Professionalizing" reporting into "journalism" ruined it.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at May 22, 2015 05:58 PM (sKijx)

193 "At some point, though, she WILL have to campaign in front of an open mic, w/o a net. THAT'S when she will blow up. She isn't a classic politician. She can't sell. And, people don't like her."

People keep saying this stuff, and it's true that she's a lousy campaigner, and doesn't have Bill's instinctive touch or smarmy charm.

But she has a huge goddamn machine behind her that runs like oiled silk through glass bearings. It got her elected in her own right to the U.S. Senate from New York, despite her being an utterly transparent carpetbagger.

The only reason that Obama pulled off a surprise and trumped her in 2008 was because he was willing to do stuff in the primaries that she never thought another Democrat could safely get away with.

Like deliberately putting an "ex-gay" figure on stage at a campaign rally to turn out the homophobic black church vote for Obama in South Carolina.

That actually would have incinerated the hopes of any conventional white Democrat who did it. The media would have picked up on it at once, broadcast it widely, and the gay lobby would have gone ballistic. But since it was Obama, historic first, who did it... meet Black Democratium, world's most impenetrable substance. The media never voiced the smallest peep.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 22, 2015 06:00 PM (noWW6)

194 "You misspelled "cryptoNazi ratfucking commie cocksucker".


Call me a Nazi again, and I'll sock you right in the nose, you little faggot.

Posted by: Wm. F. Buckley at May 22, 2015 06:00 PM (+jijM)

195 I watched "Provided Succor" open for "Vomit Launch" at the Spectrum. 17,777 in attendance.

Posted by: Philly Fan at May 22, 2015 06:01 PM (xQX/f)

196 "Professionalizing" reporting into "journalism" ruined it.

Actually, it was good that we could get all those youngsters together in one place so I could brainwash them and tell them they were "making a difference."

Saved me a lot of time.

Posted by: Little Billy Ayers at May 22, 2015 06:01 PM (0HooB)

197 This shit is leaving a bad stain that will not go away.
Posted by: Dang

I do hope you're correct, but it will surprise me. Regards.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 22, 2015 06:01 PM (l3vZN)

198 Well I think there was a court order that blocked the big dump so to speak,no?

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:02 PM (RJMhd)

199 I loooooove da LAWD!

Aw yes, there is a GAWD! Somewhere!!!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExG7Ut6DJ1E

Posted by: Rev. H.R. Clinton at May 22, 2015 06:02 PM (fIp5S)

200 What have you racist and hateful people done to honor the best and first Presdent of Color?????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 22, 2015 05:05 PM (lNSdJ)
________________________

Each morning we squat down atop the porcelain throne and deposit an offering that honors our !Historic First President of Color! in a manner commensurate to his achievements by said daily offering being of the exact same color, odor, and intellectual achievement as His Royal Highness The Choom King.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2015 06:02 PM (lmdHn)

201 Why does Barack Obama cry after sex?

because no one in the locker room used lube



Used Atomic Balm thinking it was lube.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 22, 2015 06:04 PM (5KY1+)

202 I didn't know Gore Vidal was a faggot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 06:04 PM (SntwW)

203 All aboard the Crazy Train of Denial?

I would say yes. To protect their phony selves from Bad Optics on those 'speed bumps' that are murdered American citizens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2015 06:04 PM (pcbAL)

204 >>>Hillary knew that the government had attempted to bully Google and YouTube into censoring "The Innocence of the Muslims,"<<<



**wipes tear from eye**



That's always a beautiful thing.




Posted by: Vlad Putin, trying to pressure Google, Facebook, Twitter to I.D. bloggers at May 22, 2015 06:05 PM (dkfG0)

205 That's different.


*waves from next door*

(Louisiana)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 05:54 PM (0xTsz)

--Heh, next door but a time zone and 1,000 miles away.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:05 PM (fIp5S)

206 Why does Barack Obama cry after sex?

Er. Those aren't tears on his face.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 22, 2015 06:06 PM (zLsA/)

207 Damn, I hope the Rangers win tonight.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:06 PM (fIp5S)

208 They made one tiny mistake, they allowed Daschle and a few others to back Obama who worked the caucuses better than they suspected with help from the unions in Las Vegas and the Bradley effect in Iowa (where they have to publicly state their vote.)

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:07 PM (RJMhd)

209 Why does Barack Obama cry after sex?


He let the wookie win.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 22, 2015 06:07 PM (tgnRB)

210 I chortle as only a zombie can chortle. More chickens will come home to rooooost.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at May 22, 2015 06:08 PM (NPgvx)

211 our would be First Harridan didn't even know the name of her ambassador there

https://twitter.com /lachlan/status/601822415807770625

"Chris Smith"

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 06:08 PM (vIjYi)

212 William F. Buckley was a Skull and Bonesman with ties to Peruvia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 06:08 PM (SntwW)

213 Hey, I'm just tryin' to help you think like a Texan!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 06:09 PM (0xTsz)

214 202 I didn't know Gore Vidal was a faggot.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 06:04 PM (SntwW)


--That term is offensive and ugly. The correct term is "Person of Buggery."

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:09 PM (ETUnb)

215 I'm just hoping for another Goalfest, prof.

Still bummed out about the Blackhawks loss.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 06:10 PM (Y663r)

216 C3PO, "But sir! No one cares if Gaylord gets upset from Moscow to Tehran."

Hans, "That's because Gaylord does not rip people's arms off and eat them. Michelle does."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2015 06:11 PM (pcbAL)

217 213 Hey, I'm just tryin' to help you think like a Texan!
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 06:09 PM (0xTsz)

--Tell me about it. DFW airport to El Paso is a bitch of a drive.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:12 PM (ETUnb)

218 sneaky lil' bunch of cockroaches, the lot of them. I like the way the Queen of the cockroaches just goes by "H" in the e-mails. As if in a Bond movie with the confederacy of super-villans known only as SPHECTRE

Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at May 22, 2015 06:12 PM (g1MTt)

219 I agree that Ace is an "original thinker". I come for the articles, not the comments.

Posted by: Chris M at May 22, 2015 06:12 PM (k3w9p)

220 from personal experience El Asshole is a day's drive from Lost Angels #Failifornia...

if you start early and you don't dick around or dawdle on the way, you'll be there in time for dinner.

it's getting to San Antonio the next day that's a PITA.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 06:13 PM (vIjYi)

221 SPHINCTER

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:14 PM (RJMhd)

222 Did the Las Vegas Earthquake do more damage than Harry Reid's exercise equipment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 06:14 PM (SntwW)

223 The really sad thing about all of this? All of the players in all of the scandals in this regime will not pay a price for any of their malfeasance. Nothing. There are no laws that apply to our betters in the government or the media. None. The shooting cannot start soon enough for me. The republic is dead. Time to consider what comes next.

Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 22, 2015 06:14 PM (fLKzW)

224 >>> That depends: Are you, in fact, a kitchen-dwelling cuntsack?

Of course she is.

We are all kitchen-dwelling cuntsacks now!

Posted by: fluffy, KDCs at May 22, 2015 06:14 PM (Ua6T/)

225 215 I'm just hoping for another Goalfest, prof.

Still bummed out about the Blackhawks loss.
Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 06:10 PM (Y663r)

--Me too. Now that Teemu is off the ice, I don't care to see the Ducks in the Final (though of course I'll watch, to cheer against them).

The Lightning were the highest scoring team in the regular season, but I have the feeling Henrik gets his mojo back and the NYR even the series.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:15 PM (ETUnb)

226 War against women...... that lie cheat, steal, and murder.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 06:15 PM (TV9BR)

227 Female customers have mentioned Benghazi as the reason that Hillary! would not be elected. This is going to sink her. These people have children and work, homes, and are older. This has made an impression on them. It's not going away. The Dems know it. They have to dump her. Again. Lol.

Posted by: Jack Hagan at May 22, 2015 06:15 PM (U1iMh)

228 To hell with subpoenaing Shrillary herself. Go after Mills and try to crack her resolve. Confront her with Maxwell and Hicks in front of the hot lights.

Won't work. Webb Hubbell went to jail instead of turning state's evidence on the Clintons. I would expect the same from Mills.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 22, 2015 06:15 PM (I8YZX)

229 If Hillary wins I'm seriously considering those ass shots Conservative Crank is telling the night crew about.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:16 PM (RJMhd)

230 in news that will bring despair to morons everywhere, Gateway Pundit is reporting, via a media source in India, that Bin Ladden's pr0n stash will NOT be released.

bastards!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 06:16 PM (vIjYi)

231 But seriously, unless you were on 4chan or somewhere, reporting was the thing to do.

Posted by: fluffy, KDCs at May 22, 2015 06:16 PM (Ua6T/)

232 230

The goat lover Moo Moo hardest hit.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:17 PM (RJMhd)

233 >>Tell me about it. DFW airport to El Paso is a bitch of a drive.

>it's getting to San Antonio the next day that's a PITA.

I lived in Del Rio and visited folks in Fort Davis several times.

It just goes on forever.

And I just visited San Antonio last month from "next door" here. That wasn't a short drive either!

It's like it's a big state or something...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 06:18 PM (0xTsz)

234 >>. I come for the articles, not the comments.



You might want to check out the AoSHQ Amazon Store and maybe buy a couple AoSHQ Logo JerkSocks, to clean up with, before you wander back into the Comments.

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 06:18 PM (Y663r)

235 >>> Bin Ladden's pr0n stash will NOT be released.

Meh.

Posted by: 4-H clubs everywhere at May 22, 2015 06:18 PM (Ua6T/)

236 Won't work. Webb Hubbell went to jail instead of turning state's evidence on the Clintons. I would expect the same from Mills.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 22, 2015 06:15 PM (I8YZX)

--Where are Heisenberg's prison connections when you need them?

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:19 PM (ETUnb)

237 I come for me commenting. I find myself fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 06:20 PM (TV9BR)

238 230 in news that will bring despair to morons everywhere, Gateway Pundit is reporting, via a media source in India, that Bin Ladden's pr0n stash will NOT be released.

bastards!
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2015 06:16 PM (vIjYi)


I never catch a break.

Posted by: The Goat at May 22, 2015 06:20 PM (ETUnb)

239 This vile scrunt should be hand jobbing donkeys in Tijuana, not running for president. Damn, she really tests my gag reflex.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 22, 2015 06:21 PM (ucDmr)

240 "
230 in news that will bring despair to morons everywhere, Gateway Pundit
is reporting, via a media source in India, that Bin Ladden's pr0n stash
will NOT be released.
"

$40 bucks will get you all you need.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 06:21 PM (TV9BR)

241 229
If Hillary wins I'm seriously considering those ass shots Conservative Crank is telling the night crew about.

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:16 PM (RJMhd)



Do tell.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 22, 2015 06:21 PM (yxw0r)

242 It is over she's toast!

Posted by: lizzy at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (IMmJD)

I completely disagree and still think she'll be the nominee.

Posted by: Blano at May 22, 2015 06:21 PM (VJImz)

243 How is it that these lowlife scumbags are able to convince voters/donors/people to give them power? They're criminal parasites, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 06:21 PM (ty633)

244 >>. I come for the articles, not the comments.



You'll never make it in this business, kid.

Posted by: Peter North at May 22, 2015 06:22 PM (Y663r)

245 They made one tiny mistake, they allowed Daschle and a few others to back Obama who worked the caucuses better than they suspected with help from the unions in Las Vegas and the Bradley effect in Iowa ringers bussed in from out of state and various other forms of cheating.

FTFY

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at May 22, 2015 06:22 PM (sKijx)

246 Who the hell did BJ and Cankles piss off and over what?

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 06:22 PM (TV9BR)

247 #202: You might find this exchange enjoyable...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8

Remember that when some lefty tries to tell you WFB was just so nice and moderate, unlike us modern conservatives who are just all mean and stuff.

No, Bill Buckley could certainly be mean when the situation called for it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 06:22 PM (K3iPn)

248
I'm here for the tasteful noods.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 06:22 PM (ktNqo)

249 ... Damn, she really tests my gag reflex.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

With a cock that big... she tests Hooma's every night...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 22, 2015 06:23 PM (hCdMd)

250 60 If the Hildebeast is elected, we're officially done as a country. We'll be a monarchy, with Chelsea waiting her turn, followed by Mooch and the girls.

Done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2015 05:13 PM (FsuaD)


Seems like the stars are aligning for that. As they make us weaker and weaker other bad nations lick their chops at the thought of some 'get even'.

Things might get sporty then.

Posted by: just saying at May 22, 2015 06:23 PM (wkuqO)

251 I never catch a break.
Posted by: The Goat

Sing with me kid, I'll make you a star.

Posted by: Achmed al Nilingus, Muslim Pronz Producer at May 22, 2015 06:23 PM (tgnRB)

252 From the "Meth is One Hell of a Drug" Files:


http://www.news.com.au/national/ice-addict-gouged-

out-eyes-and-ate-them/story-e6frfkp9-1227365119730


Yes, that's right.

While on meth, this guy gouged out his own eyes and ate them.



Who's up for some fresh grapes?


Maybe some big ole olives?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2015 06:23 PM (0cMkb)

253 Steve Kroft

Off to the googles, was he doing shots with Al Roker?

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:24 PM (RJMhd)

254 Second look at me.


Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2015 06:24 PM (TV9BR)

255 I lived in Del Rio and visited folks in Fort Davis several times.

It just goes on forever.

And I just visited San Antonio last month from "next door" here. That wasn't a short drive either!

It's like it's a big state or something...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 06:18 PM (0xTsz)

--We visited Alpine last November (it's mentioned in No Country for Old Men as where the chicken truck driver came from), and just that was a long drive --well, at least with a toddler-- from EP. I liked the drive through Jeff Davis and those mountains. But around those mountains it's just . . . endlessness.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:24 PM (ETUnb)

256 Geesh! You'd think I joined ISIS or something! What's the big deal?

Posted by: Josh Duggar at May 22, 2015 06:25 PM (NPgvx)

257 This is the same lying scumbag who went on Tingles Mathew's show and spewed lies about Bush and Cheney:

"Former CIA Directer Mike Morell, who was personally responsible for briefing President George W. Bush, was on Hardball with Chris Matthews Tuesday evening and revealed what conspiracy theorists and the American people have been suspecting for a while now: Bush and Cheney did, in fact, lie to the public about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction."

"

Posted by: RGallegos at May 22, 2015 06:25 PM (aQC4d)

258 Duh, I forgot they're called the Davis Mountains.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:26 PM (fIp5S)

259
Steve Kroft is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 06:26 PM (ktNqo)

260 See-Food Lover Can't Kick The Habit

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 06:26 PM (Y663r)

261 >>>Second look at me.
Posted by: Joe Biden<<<

If there's any way I can help make this happen in the primary, I'm game.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 06:27 PM (ty633)

262 Amazing what you can get away with if you're a Democrat. Some might call these actions "crimes" but that all-powerful (D) will protect you.

Posted by: Null at May 22, 2015 06:27 PM (xjpRj)

263 Oh gawd found it.

Pudding?

Sounds like he was hooking up with Bill Cosby or.....omg, the pancake flipper here....

Posted by: River Guide at May 22, 2015 06:28 PM (RJMhd)

264 H.R. Pufnstuf will be sorely missed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 22, 2015 06:28 PM (SntwW)

265 They're criminal parasites, for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Fritz
--------------

For Democrats, that is a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 06:28 PM (QyBQv)

266 Who cares? Did You see the story about the Duggar moles tor? MSM...

Posted by: donna at May 22, 2015 06:29 PM (Bn6aD)

267 #248: Well, never let it be said that I'm not a pleaser... NSFW, obvs...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mmhm68d

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 06:29 PM (K3iPn)

268 Ace -- if someone ever offers you a large sum of money to delete comments -- multiply that number offered by 1,000. Reverse engineering a hash to an IP addy is well above Sid 'Vicious' Blumenthal's pay grade, but not his bank account.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at May 22, 2015 06:29 PM (xQX/f)

269
Let's see now...Romney couldn't attack on Obamacare, which prez candidate will the R's have that won't attack Shrillary on Hillacorruption?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (ODxAs)

270
Do you have a Country Buffet near you?

They should make a movie:

No Country Buffet For Old Men

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (ktNqo)

271 Hammer, feature, not a bug, as they say. What are we gonna do, set our hair on fire?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (ucDmr)

272 See-Food Lover Can't Kick The Habit

Posted by: Garrett at May 22, 2015 06:26 PM (Y663r)



Watch out for your Cornea Hole!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (0cMkb)

273 My friends, we would have nothing to fear with Hillary Clinton as president.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (TV9BR)

274 "--Yep. Wish I had more $; I'd love to catch a Chihuahuas game this weekend (although for all I know they're on the road). "



That's awesome. I never knew that. Spent a lot of time out in that part of the world. Love it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (LA7Cm)

275 No, Bill Buckley could certainly be mean when the situation called for it.
Posted by: Prothonotary
-------------

He meant it too. WFB boxed regularly with a trainer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 06:31 PM (QyBQv)

276 See how we felt so helpless?

Posted by: German citizen in 1932 at May 22, 2015 06:32 PM (TV9BR)

277 I've never been a big fan of Around the Horn, but at what point did the show's theme music change to '70s era porno music?

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:34 PM (fIp5S)

278 At first, I was happy. Then a a dark part of my mind realized that Obama is going to be the president for the next 40 years and I have real estate holdings.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 22, 2015 06:34 PM (TV9BR)

279 >>I'm here for the tasteful noods.

Ha!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2015 06:34 PM (0xTsz)

280 #276: Makes sense. You guys didn't have the internet, so it was harder for you to connect with fellow dissenters. We modern Americans don't have that excuse.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 06:35 PM (K3iPn)

281 We all know this is probably going nowhere...

Posted by: donna at May 22, 2015 06:35 PM (Bn6aD)

282 What are we gonna do, set our hair on fire?
Posted by: Chavez
-----------------

You've seen my Disqus avatar, haven't you?
https://disqus.com/by/rightthinking1/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 06:36 PM (QyBQv)

283 What are we gonna do, set our hair on fire?
Posted by: Chavez
-----------------

You've seen my Disqus avatar, haven't you?
https://disqus.com/by/rightthinking1/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 06:36 PM (QyBQv)

284
Woman
do you drink beer?
Man
yes
Woman
about how many beers a day?
Man
usually about 3
Woman
how much do you payper beer?
Man
about $5.00
Woman
how long have you been drinking?
Man
about 20 years
Woman
so a beer cost $5.00 and you have 3 per daywhich puts your monthly spending at $450.00
in one year it would be $5400 correct?
Man
correct
Woman
so in 20 yearsthat puts your spending at 108,000 correct?
Man
correct
Woman
do you know if you didn't drink so much beer you could have put that money in a savings account and with compound interest after 20 years you would have had enough to buy a new Ferrari
Man
do you drink beer?
Woman
no
Man
Where's your Ferrari

Posted by: flawless male logic at May 22, 2015 06:37 PM (lKyWE)

285 Do you have a Country Buffet near you?

They should make a movie:

No Country Buffet For Old Men
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (ktNqo)

--Heh. The only buffets I know of here are the Golden Corral and the Celestial joints.


That's awesome. I never knew that. Spent a lot of time out in that part of the world. Love it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:30 PM (LA7Cm)

--Were you at Ft. Bliss? Speaking of big, I was stunned to see how big Ft. Bliss is. It's gotta be bigger than Rhode Island, maybe Delaware.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:37 PM (ETUnb)

286 Then a a dark part of my mind realized that Obama is going to be the president for the next 40 years and I have real estate holdings.
Posted by: Jukin
-----------

My family used to have some in Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2015 06:37 PM (QyBQv)

287 281

Of course not. Obama's justice dept will do nothing and the next administration, even if it isn't Hillary, will do nothing. We don't go back and put a previous administration's people in jail no matter how much they might deserve it.

Posted by: just saying at May 22, 2015 06:37 PM (wkuqO)

288 Slice of bread, toast, bread crumbs - at this point, what difference does it really make?

Posted by: Hillarloids at May 22, 2015 06:37 PM (+jijM)

289 >>> You guys didn't have the internet, so it was harder for you to connect with fellow dissenters.

Nein, ve tried to bring the dissenters together.

Posted by: Der Gestapo at May 22, 2015 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)

290 And speaking of bigness and meth and No Country for Old Men, that Breaking Bad Country south of Albuquerque is also a hump.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:39 PM (ETUnb)

291 I'm here for the tasteful noods.

And not teh secks in the sidebar?

It's like I don't know y'all anymore...

Posted by: Little Billy Ayers at May 22, 2015 06:39 PM (0HooB)

292 I am thinking the Dems want Liawatha for their nominee vs cracked head.

I really wonder, in my rare lucid thoughts these days, why..WHY anyone alive would think the fake Injun would be a great foreign policy president. I guess they figure she would shake her index finger and frown at radical Islam. Oh, wait, that is not allowed, you know, radical islamic terrorists aka what is the meaning of "is." I am sure her schoolmarm (forgive me all teachers out there) scoldings are going to bring a lot to the table with tapioca puddings while she knits tea cozies. Quite frankly she brings out the Scarlett O'Hara in me and I want to smack her.

(there is a guy speaking Spanish in my LR downstairs putting in a wood floor and possibly telling others husband is gone to store come rob these Floriduh crackas). Or not.

This week: noxious fumes from replacement of furnaces and ac. Now, inhaling sawdust. If i survive this, my flying monkeys, I am sad I will look a decade older than when this year started. Yesterday I resembled a corpse, or Ruth Bader Ginsburg on a good day. xoxo (the hugs are for you, Ace).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 22, 2015 06:39 PM (FCPu0)

293 "--Were you at Ft. Bliss?"


No, mom's family is from Marfa. Still in Ft. Davis, EP, Roswell. Got a little bit of property down by the BB NP.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:39 PM (LA7Cm)

294 Who knew Obama was Jewish?

Posted by: just saying at May 22, 2015 06:42 PM (wkuqO)

295 " that Breaking Bad Country south of Albuquerque is also a hump."


The Truth or Consequences to ABQ drive is one. Some stuff too look at occasionally though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:42 PM (LA7Cm)

296 No, mom's family is from Marfa. Still in Ft. Davis, EP, Roswell. Got a little bit of property down by the BB NP.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 22, 2015 06:42 PM (tgnRB)

297 111 Ad hominid attacks. It's all they got.


Word.

Posted by: australopithecus at May 22, 2015 06:43 PM (J6suc)

298 This is blatantly criminal behavior by a high U.S. official and it won't make a dent in the LIVs' perceptions Hillz' "qualifications" to be POTUS.

I'm sickened.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2015 06:43 PM (8ZskC)

299 Late to the party, but...*yawn...stretch...scratch*...it's not like the GOP is gonna do a damn thing about this Benghazi issue, let alone like anyone in general, and Cankles and Zero in particular are gonna swing for their traitorous behavior.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 06:44 PM (kS9UV)

300 "Have you ever seen a UFO?"


Yeah. At your mom's house.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:44 PM (LA7Cm)

301 No, mom's family is from Marfa. Still in Ft. Davis, EP, Roswell. Got a little bit of property down by the BB NP.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:39 PM (LA7Cm)

--Good real estate to own if the SHTF and secession is in the air. Funny how I see Marfa pop up when it seemed such a tiny town driving through. First I see it on a couple of car stickers, now you.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:45 PM (fIp5S)

302 Orange and Turtle have known all this from the start.

The Machine rolls on.

Posted by: eman at May 22, 2015 06:45 PM (MQEz6)

303 Lying liars gotta lie the same about their lies. Their father (satan) will be mad if they mess up and let the cat out of the bag.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2015 06:45 PM (go5uR)

304 Know what Cheryl D. Mills has?

Black Democratium.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 06:46 PM (V70Uh)

305 I had an Aunt Marfa. Everyone else called her Martha.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 06:46 PM (+jijM)

306 Of course not. Obama's justice dept will do nothing and the next administration, even if it isn't Hillary, will do nothing. We don't go back and put a previous administration's people in jail no matter how much they might deserve it.

President Boy would keep everyone from TFG's administration whilst simultaneously investigating their each and every move, past and present..

Then I'd start cleaning house. "Oh, looky what I found. I'm cleaning up all the corruption!" Don't necessarily have to mention their former employer.

It's a game after all. Too bad the Repumpkins won't play.

Posted by: Little Billy Ayers at May 22, 2015 06:46 PM (0HooB)

307 I don't sense Candidacy Death quite yet for Hillary, but it's getting there. Keep after it.

Out here on Main Street, it's clear she's corrupt, but there's a fair percentage that doesn't care. That's the percentage to move.

Posted by: Feh at May 22, 2015 06:46 PM (Uk9e2)

308 I'm interested to see the email exchange between Hillary and DARPA regarding her classified exoskeleton/walker tech. Custom fitting those cankles has got to be one of the most challenging aspects of a MECHA-Hillary transformation.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2015 06:47 PM (ty633)

309 The Truth or Consequences to ABQ drive is one. Some stuff too look at occasionally though.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:42 PM (LA7Cm)

--Yup, drove a moving van in the opposite direction last year; I was sweating if I could make it to TOC to get gas, which I did with probably just a couple of gallons to spare.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:47 PM (fIp5S)

310 "Funny how I see Marfa pop up when it seemed such a tiny town driving through. "


It has turned into a little hippie, artsy-fartsy enclave. Lots of galleries and shit. There's a commune or something right on the south edge of town where they have nude pagan dancing and shit.

Just awful.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:47 PM (LA7Cm)

311 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:42 PM

DFW to Pueblo in one day in a KIA Soul and the worst leg was between Amarillo and Clayton, NM.....; FML

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 06:48 PM (kS9UV)

312 Off, asshole sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 06:50 PM (0HooB)

313 " the worst leg was between Amarillo and Clayton, NM.....; FML"


Nothing to look at but fences. We use to take that route up to Colorado.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:50 PM (LA7Cm)

314 It has turned into a little hippie, artsy-fartsy enclave. Lots of galleries and shit. There's a commune or something right on the south edge of town where they have nude pagan dancing and shit.

Just awful.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:47 PM (LA7Cm)

--Ah, that explains the EU-style car stickers on jeeps.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:50 PM (fIp5S)

315 111 Ad hominid attacks. It's all they got.


We got odd homonym attacks. It's what we excell at.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 06:50 PM (+jijM)

316 The X-Files sock got me thinking, remember when the idea that the government was run by a shadowy cabal that would do anything, up to and including murder, to hold onto power was crazy talk instead of the news?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 22, 2015 06:51 PM (tgnRB)

317 As I was once an expert on all things Benghazi, here is how I see it...they really thought they'd get away with the lies. That the tick tick ticking of the clock would stall and the Cracked Queen would be elected and her partner would be allowed full use of the Oval Office again. They have teflon. Their lies worked before and/or they maybe/possibly fostercized them in whitewater kayak cattle-mongering wag-the-dog donations. They thought the world and everyone would be thrilled about a video being the cause. They thought the gun-running to chosen gorillas (is that raciss?) would be over looked, and, indeed, they do not admit it and cannot admit it and super seekrit falalala farhting. As well as the public tiring of this right wing conspiracy as who has time to read 80K emails and the public has the attention span of a gnat. Look! Squirrel! Duggars!

The problem is, my chickies, that she worked under Le Baroque I, who cannot have any taint on his pantaloons. He is most perfect, our leader in saddle shoes with his limpy wrists a-flapping down the stairs. He has not, yet, admitted to any mistake. His odd spokespeoples tell the same. We are winning in Iraq you bufoons! (Yazitis beg to differ along with the rest of the beheaded, but winning!). Where was I? Sometimes with this administration I also feel a bit beheaded. Oh, yes, The Hillbeast has become a heavy weighted albatrossy type nope on the reign of perfection. Therefore, my darlings, it is time for exposure. Let those emails fly free like the bazooms in a mumu until a chosen one is found.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 22, 2015 06:52 PM (FCPu0)

318 >>> Ad hominid attacks.

That is soothsayer's line.

Posted by: fluffy at May 22, 2015 06:52 PM (Ua6T/)

319 It is over she's toast!

Posted by: lizzy at May 22, 2015 04:54 PM (IMmJD)



MFM: That's what you think. Even if we did cover this story, which we won't, the LIVs are blissfully unaware of all of it. And we'll spend most of the campaign demonizing the Republicans anyway.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 06:52 PM (DiZBp)

320 313 " the worst leg was between Amarillo and Clayton, NM.....; FML"


Nothing to look at but fences. We use to take that route up to Colorado.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:50 PM (LA7Cm)

--OTOH, the drive from Amarillo to El Paso via Aberdeen/Clovis/Ruidoso/Roswell is pretty scenic. It was pretty cool to be driving 1.5 miles above sea level.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:53 PM (fIp5S)

321 "Ruidoso/Roswell is pretty scenic."


I love Ruidoso/Cloudcroft.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:55 PM (LA7Cm)

322 Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:53 PM

Clayton, NM to Pueblo on the other hand...VERY nice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 06:56 PM (kS9UV)

323 Where is Charlene Lamb when you need her? She knew where Hil and Le Facial Mole were during the night of 9/11/12. She said the entire attack was filmed and watched live. Whoops. I guess she was dispatched to Dogpatch with Li'l Abner (aka General Ham).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 22, 2015 06:56 PM (FCPu0)

324 Texas is a big state?

I left Cameron (just south of Waco) at 8am and got into El Paso at 8pm.
Arrived in San Diego about 8:00 am the next day.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 22, 2015 06:56 PM (V70Uh)

325 " was crazy talk instead of the news?"


No kidding, right?

SecState has her own email system, money laundering operation, and, personal spy force and the public goes "meh."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 06:56 PM (LA7Cm)

326 And if Shillary's campaign really gets into trouble she'll just come out as a lesbo and make her run for the presidency uber historic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2015 06:58 PM (DiZBp)

327 Looks like Modern Family re-runs and Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Evidence for entertainment tonight.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 06:59 PM (ETUnb)

328 Breaker, breaker, come in Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbunator on Engine Number 4, we're going to Juniper try to refuckulate it. Hopefully, they'll have space weed. Over.

Posted by: Ricky at May 22, 2015 07:01 PM (ETUnb)

329 Speaking of entertainment, SpaceX has released a new video of the Dragon pad abort test a couple weeks ago. This one features cameras mounted inside Dragon. It's what you would see if you were an astronaut on board.

You can change the settings to HD and watch it full screen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcHD9AmkxA0

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

330 Ricardo, since you have so much experience driving to Colorado, I hope you can make it to the next CO Morondezvous! It'll probably happen sometime next month.

If I meet you in person, maybe I can stop associating your name with Ricardo Montalban. As long as you don't drive up this way in a Chrysler Cordoba with its rich Corinthian leather, that is.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:03 PM (K3iPn)

331 I once read a description of West Texas as "Miles and miles of miles and miles". When I finally got to visit (Ft. Stockton, Monahans, Midland) I wasn't disappointed.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 07:03 PM (+jijM)

332 Ricky, that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed. . . .

Posted by: Bubbles at May 22, 2015 07:03 PM (ETUnb)

333 And if Shillary's campaign really gets into trouble she'll just come out as a lesbo and make her run for the presidency uber historic
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Dyke-sex dyke-sex über alles.

Posted by: Fuhrer Uberhistorikzuerst's Anthem at May 22, 2015 07:05 PM (tgnRB)

334 @330

I almost got roped into last year's and I may well be in Colorado for a camping trip next month. Friend and I are talking about it right now.

And, ironically, I do have a Cordoba with a rich Corinthian leather interior.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 07:06 PM (LA7Cm)

335 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:03 PM

What is this CO Morondezvous you speak of?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 07:06 PM (kS9UV)

336 I just got home. I assuming all the evening newscast lead with this story.

(Pours a jack and coke and laughs at how ridiculous that comment was).

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (/HC6x)

337 331 I once read a description of West Texas as "Miles and miles of miles and miles". When I finally got to visit (Ft. Stockton, Monahans, Midland) I wasn't disappointed.
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 07:03 PM (+jijM)

--I love trains, and got to see a lot of 'em out there. I would live to see the canyon near Amarillo where the Comanche made their last stand some day.

Posted by: Bubbles at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (ETUnb)

338 "It's what you would see if you were an astronaut on board. "



This the one that fell over?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (LA7Cm)

339 These uh power rockets are firing all over the place, we got lasers that aren't shooting --fuck, my brain can't handle this I hate playing space!

Posted by: Ricky at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (ETUnb)

340 #335: It's what we call our meetups around here. If you're in CO, give some contact info to me or to Mindy and we'll see that you're invited.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM (K3iPn)

341 /TPB sox

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (ETUnb)

342 @337. I love trains too! Can I touch you inappropriately now?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (/HC6x)

343
Monkeys? WHERE?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (ktNqo)

344 "Come out a lesbian..."

Just the thought of that, relating to Hillary, is disturbing. I'm trying to think of Camel Spiders to get that image out of my mind.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 22, 2015 07:10 PM (+jijM)

345 342 @337. I love trains too! Can I touch you inappropriately now?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2015 07:09 PM (/HC6x)

--I'm a bit out of your age bracket, Slow. Maybe Dirty Harry Reid can hook you up.

Posted by: logprof at May 22, 2015 07:11 PM (fIp5S)

346 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:08 PM

I'm in Centennial; how can I contact you?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 07:16 PM (kS9UV)

347 Looks like Modern Family re-runs and Ancient Aliens: The Ultimate Evidence for entertainment tonight.

B'Gal turned on Alaskan Bush People.[I/]

I'm slowly being reeled in. Family, home skooled kids who are trying to carve a life out of the Alaska bush country.

Definitely somewhat contrived and scripted, but the kids are nice and they all seem well-spoken and intelligent. Dad runs things and Mom's right beside him.

There are worse things on the telly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 07:17 PM (0HooB)

348 Damn, that was close.

Guinness had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 07:17 PM (0HooB)

349 #346: Best thing I could recommend is to post an email address either here at the HQ or in the Yahoo group. If you'd prefer more privacy, go with the Yahoo group. I'm not in that group anymore (that email is no longer accessible), but I can at least inform Mindy to look for you there and make sure you're invited.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM (K3iPn)

350 Speaking of entertainment, SpaceX has released a new video of the Dragon pad abort test a couple weeks ago. This one features cameras mounted inside Dragon. It's what you would see if you were an astronaut on board.


I surf fish just a couple of miles north of there.

Not much in the water this time of year, but wait until fall when the water temp drops below 80.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 22, 2015 07:24 PM (0HooB)

351 We have Guiness on tap in here, laddy.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (ty633)

352 338
This the one that fell over?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 22, 2015 07:07 PM (LA7Cm)



No, this was a test of the launch abort system for the manned version of the Dragon capsule. It would be used in case the rocket blew up on the pad. It was a successful test.

Here's a more conventional view:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_FXVjf46T8

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2015 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

353 Hillary be baad mamma jama n dis onie proof it moores. Her gots da vajjay n sheet.

Posted by: LIV at May 22, 2015 07:32 PM (TV9BR)

354 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:21 PM

I sent an email to the HQ concerning a CO Morondevous. Just relocated here so I'll be waiting for you. Thanks!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2015 07:40 PM (kS9UV)

355 #354: You emailed the HQ? I'm not exactly sure if your information will be properly passed on that way, but we do have at least a few weeks to sort that out. I'll keep an eye on my inbox just in case, and Mindy probably will, too. I already texted her to say you're looking to join us at the next Morondezvous.

If it's not passed on in the next week or so, you might want to look into joining the Yahoo group.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 22, 2015 07:47 PM (K3iPn)

356 Put some ice on that.

Posted by: Wee Willy Winky at May 22, 2015 07:52 PM (+jijM)

357 SpaceX is proof that if we're seriously going to get off this planet we're going to have to fight gravity and the gummint. Wonder which sucks harder?

Posted by: Reince Priebus & Karl Rove at May 22, 2015 08:35 PM (viKLU)

358 Rode a Greyhound bus from Fort Bliss to Colorado Springs. Great trip.

Posted by: Ronster at May 22, 2015 08:49 PM (r124R)

359 I'll never make the 'grade'
I'm okay with that, Ace.

Posted by: Michael M. O'Rourke at May 22, 2015 09:27 PM (0gx5o)

360 I doubt he's anti-Semitic, Ace, seeing as how he's a Jew and all.

Posted by: Justfactualthings at May 22, 2015 09:44 PM (oCxXI)

361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc

re: miles

Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 22, 2015 09:48 PM (iLVH9)

362 They didn't use the name "Jesus": Freudian slip?

Swine.

Posted by: Beverly at May 23, 2015 12:08 AM (11vBv)

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