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Senator Kristen Gillibrand's Chubby Case Against Paul Nungesser Falls Apart
Paul Nungesser is the man charged by the so-called #MattressGirl, Emma Sulkowicz.
If you know the case, you know that two (or three?) additional people stepped forward to accuse Nungesser after Sulkowicz began making these allegations. Let's deal with two of them. Let's deal with the male accuser. From Cathy Young: Oh my.Several days after my Daily Beast piece, which featured not only Nungesser's account of his relationship with Sulkowicz but social media messages tending to support his version, the feminist blog Jezebel ran a purported rebuttal titled "How to Make an Accused Rapist Look Good." Much of the story, by Jezebel editor Erin Gloria Ryan, dealt with Sulkowicz's not entirely convincing explanation of her friendly messages to Nungesser days after what she says was a terrifyingly violent rape. But the piece also contained a new revelation meant to bolster the claim that Nungesser was a serial sexual predator: the existence of a hitherto unknown male victim, identified by the pseudonym "Adam." Adam, who also graduates this week, told Jezebel that "he was close friends with Paul during his freshman year in 2011" and that "one fall night, in the midst of an emotional conversation in Paul's dorm room...Paul pushed him onto his bed and sexually assaulted him." He claimed that after much self-doubt and internal struggle, he finally reported this incident, first to a student society to which both he and Nungesser belonged and then in a formal complaint to the university in the fall of 2014. Adam rather melodramatically lamented that my Daily Beast piece "invalidates and completely erases [his] experience."Oh my -- it invalidates your experience. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER?!! There's a girl on Twitter calling herself "NachoSarah." Hot chick, actually. But she tosses off lots of crude jokes. One oft-repeated joke is about how effeminate the men she sees around her are. It goes like this:
i was out with a guy on a date and he ordered a quinoa salad and i was like hey remember when men used to carry swordsBut that joke probably invalidates Adam's experience, so forget I said anything. This gets better.
... According to Adam, during this conversation Nungesser asked him to sit on the bed, rubbed his shoulder and back, then "gently" pushed him down and proceeded to stroke his leg and finally massage his crotch "for approximately 2-3 minutes" while Adam froze in shock. He was finally able to muster the will to get up and leave.Long story short, external evidence -- Facebook posts, texts -- tended to support Nungesser's denial more than Adam's charges. For example, "Adam" claimed that Nungesser kept bothering him. But the record shows that it was Adam who kept seeking Nungesser out after this dubious incident. And then "Adam" says Nungesser really turned up the heat of harassment:
... Adam's credibility was further sunk by his rather fanciful complaints of "retaliation" by Nungesser in a class they shared. These "deliberately aggressive acts" consisted of sitting too close to Adam or to his friends, which left Adam "distraught and traumatized," and complimenting some points Adam had made in a class discussion (which "felt like he was claiming a collective sense of power").And thus Paul Nungesser carried out his continued Campaign of Erotic Terror. hey adam remember when men carried swords
I am happy to report that, even on the trauma-happy modern campus, such claims of harassment are still recognized as, in the words of the report, "hyperbolic and illogical." In the end, the investigators concluded that Adam was "unreliable" and that his story simply did not add up, and recommended that Nungesser be found "not responsible."A woman charged him with "sexual assault" too, and now writes, anonymously, at Jezebel, that Nungesser was actually found guilty of this "sexual assault" before he "appealed it away." Let's look at this allegation of a "sex assault" -- from the complaining witness herself:
At this point, I should be used to seeing backlash against Emma Sulkowicz, but I still wasn’t fully prepared for what came this week: endless tittering of people around me in real life and in my social feeds saying they "weren't sure" about Emma’s choice to carry her mattress to Columbia’s graduation; the insistence that Emma's alleged assailant Paul Nungesser had been "proven innocent" by Columbia and exonerated by the NYPD; the posters someone put up around Columbia with Emma's picture on them, calling her a "PRETTY LITTLE LIAR." Every time I read another version of this narrative--that Nungesser merely "picked the wrong friends," that the complaints against him were a calculated vendetta--my stomach flopped. Don’t forget: before he appealed away the conviction, Paul Nungesser was found responsible for sexually assaulting a woman at Columbia. And I'm writing this because that woman was me. When I filed the complaint against Paul, I didn't know it would turn into a national event. It was over a year before Emma started carrying that weight, months before what happened at Columbia helped sparked a national dialogue about rape on college campus. I was just trying to do the right thing. The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, "Hey, no, come on, let's go back downstairs." He didn't listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me against him. I pushed him off and left the room quickly. I told a few friends and my boyfriend at the time how creepy and weird it was. I tried to find excuses for his behavior. I did a decent job of pushing it out of my mind.You managed to push it out of your mind? What a soldier. Now you may be thinking, "Okay, well in the Second Part of this story, Nungesser creeps into her room and rapes her!" Um... nope. That's the whole story. He pulled her against him for a few seconds, tried to entice her to have sex, and then did nothing more when she pushed him away. This is the "sex assault" he was found guilty of -- and here she quotes, pedantically, Columbia's definition of "sex assault," which includes "Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent." [Emphasis added -- but I feel that emphasis is implicit in her breathless delivery.] She defines this sloppy, drunken hug as a "sexual touching;" apparently Columbia later realized how insane that was. Now, don't get me wrong, Nungesser was plainly trying to get sex here. And it is uncomfortable as hell to be manhandled by a drunk (or at least heedless) guy looking for sex. I hate being hugged or touched and when people hug or touch me it's almost always in a non-sexual, innocent manner. But I don't like it. I do think she has a complaint -- but not a legal one. She has a thing she can justifiably complain about to her friends. "Oh my, this sloppy horny douche hugged me and thought he could sleep with me." And that's all she has. But apparently she thinks she was "raped" just like Emma. But here, let her tell you:
He hugged me for three seconds. It was exactly like that anal rape that Emma Sulkowicz described to me. This woman writes anonymously because she says she fears the pushback and mockery she might get if her name is connected to this Tale of Hug-Rape. Good Bet, Sister. Irresponsible Accusations from Drama-Seeking Children I saw Goodman Nungesser dancing with the Devil by the well by the north path. Then they made the beast with two backs. Then Chuck Norris raped me.
Then, a year later, a friend approached me and asked if we could speak privately. She told me she'd heard that Paul had apparently raped someone, and that the story had reminded her of what he had done to me a year before.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:43 PM (qyZxC)
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:45 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:46 PM (CnmVh)
The _________ six???
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (OmJgC)
Ever met an Italian's family? They basically climb in your clothes with you?
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:48 PM (xWSkE)
"sophisticated" and all that shit...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:49 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: the real ch3 at May 21, 2015 06:49 PM (LwKUt)
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander at May 21, 2015 06:50 PM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 06:50 PM (YEelc)
But hey, I'm getting ready to leave DQ and head for band practice so life could suck worse.
Posted by: teej at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (qyZxC)
You keep thinking that, Tiger.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (CnmVh)
I'm starting to understand why Millenials are under the impression that thirty percent of the population is gay.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: M. Murcek at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (GJUgF)
She's fighting for two things, both of which are horrifying:
1) the right to retroactively remove consent
2) the privilege of using allegations of sexual criminality as a cudgel to attempt to corral an altered social construct for her partner in sexual congress.
That we are expected by the SJWs to ignore these demands is astounding.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at May 21, 2015 06:52 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Drunk Sophomoric Coxman at May 21, 2015 06:53 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 21, 2015 06:53 PM (xSCb6)
Sorry for hand-raping you.
It won't happen again.
You never come to Moron Meetups anymore.
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (Ii2lB)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (FsuaD)
I could use a hug about now
Posted by: Face sized spider feeling lonely at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (xWSkE)
Kristen G's puffed up attack on him is dead in the water, I doubt you'll ever hear another word about it mentioned by her, ever.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Smurf at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (sQzB6)
so long as she contained her worst calumnies to the Senate floor she has sovereign immunity sadly.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:54 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (0O7c5)
Just out of curiosity, and to see if there are any traits suggesting one of a number of certain profiles, in what field of study is Emma Sulkowicz's degree?
Is she, by any chance, fully qualified to apply for a position as a barista?
Posted by: Arbalest at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (FlRtG)
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Boy Scout in the near future at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Face sized spider feeling lonely at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (xWSkE)
Here's one more: she, the SJW's and their sycophants on the Left are trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty."
Notice the absence of any voice advocating that. I damn sure haven't heard it. Not from DC or anywhere else.
This seems a calculated thing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: holygoat at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (1p+iR)
Considering I support making rape a death penalty offense I am not sure, but it should carry a 5 year vacation minimum.
She will be "punished" by making six figures with a joke bachelor's.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (/4AZU)
We'll have bigger problems then.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (Hf9yr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (uctT+)
Boy, Columbia is a hot bed of craziness.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (iQIUe)
Columbia should proudly become the school where hugging a girl is a sex crime.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (dFXmO)
Dear Penthouse,
I know you readership will not understand, but during my freshman year, a crazy bitch.....
Posted by: Stumpy Throckmorton at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (P330y)
Posted by: navypopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (xWSkE)
So if I have it in my head correctly, according to the SJWs on the left.....
Consensual sex is Rape
PIV sex of any type is Rape
A man touching a woman is Rape
A man saying "I'd like to screw her" is Rape
A man thinking "I'd like to screw her" is Rape
Politely asking "would you like to have sex" is Rape
Sitting next to a woman in a crowded campus auditorium is Rape
Sitting in the same crowded campus auditorium as a woman is Rape
It seems that EVERYTHING is Rape except for.......Rape. Which kind of takes the fun out of it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (ynQIy)
I don't think she's sophisticated enough in her analytical game theory to factor in Title IX as PoI workaround, but overall YES the SJW has PoI in its sights.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:57 PM (/4AZU)
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
******
that's consent right there, it is.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 06:58 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 06:58 PM (Ii2lB)
trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal
principle of "innocent until proven guilty."
=========
Let's cut to the chase. In their minds, they are the law.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh)
Reminiscent of a certain classic Onion story.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: R. Wiggum at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (Oa/AU)
P.S. "The beast with two backs" is a phrase from Shakespeare. I don't know that Puritans would be using it, although I agree that this whole fake rape case thing is a witch hunt.
I know a boy who just completed his Freshman year in college. He often refers to his many women college friends. I think they probably are his friends and he's not jumping their bones. I want to say "Don't be alone with college girls" but I'm not his parent so I can't tell him that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Sven, I hear you, but if it is serious enough to warrant a death penalty (for me no), then it is a serious charge. Just as serious as rape is as a crime against women then so is the knowing, actual false accusation of it.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (jWtyG)
****
Gawd, you're so sensitive!
Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: X at May 21, 2015 07:01 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: agesilaus at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (K3kk4)
I always believe the rape stories because it also happened to me, but I managed to escape from Phyllis Diller and retain my innocence.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (P330y)
Perhaps she doesn't. But the MFM certainly does.
Which is why we don't ever hear what we should be hearing, IMO. Namely, the Administrator saying that if a crime was committed, call the cops and let the system work.
The silence is deafening.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (0HooB)
Eh, give him a break. He wasn't even wearing crocs.
Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Jack at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (XhzTz)
But I don't like it.
Whew, I thought it was just me. I vehemently dislike the modern culture's insistence on hugging people you barely know. I especially dislike the shoulder to shoulder bro hug.
Yeah, I'm a curmudgeon. Deal with it, and get the hell off my personal space.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (LAe3v)
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh)
I'LL GIVE YOU JUST 20 MINUTES TO STOP RUBBING MY JUNK, YOU BRUTE.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (ynQIy)
"Young man, if you are smart, you will never ever be alone with any of those girls"
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 06:59 PM (HyQ+o)
(beefy male in coveralls) Hi There, I've come to fix your plumbing.
(scantily clad female) My plumbing is working fine! Please come inside.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2015 07:03 PM (Hf9yr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (OmJgC)
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me...
Posted by: R. Wiggum at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (Oa/AU)
lol. Reminds me that at one time, long ago, the Simpsons was funny.
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: X at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (FCsIb)
that "one fall night, in the midst of an emotional conversation in
Paul's dorm room...Paul pushed him onto his bed and sexually assaulted
him." He claimed that after much self-doubt and internal struggle, he
finally reported this incident, first to a student society to which both
he and Nungesser belonged and then in a formal complaint to the
university in the fall of 2014.>>
So... he gets (allegedly) assaulted in the Fall of 2011 and never reports it to the Police, but decides to go to the University with it three years later?
Seems legit.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (/yNLK)
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
***
oh better joke....
sometimes it's not long enough...don't leave a guy hanging.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:05 PM (7YlUk)
2-3 minutes is a long time to let a dude massage your crotch.
***
oh better joke....
sometimes it's not long enough...don't leave a guy hanging.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (dFXmO)
You must not be married.
Posted by: flounder at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (ecDRv)
*Yawns* Get back to me when he's old enough to buy some fine cigars.
Posted by: Bill from Hope, Arkansas at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (3gAqU)
Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (RJMhd)
And, one might ask, what herein defines the "sexual" aspect of said "sexual touching"?
One may indeed ask, and be answered. What defines it is entirely up to the subjective opinion of the individual who was thus touched as to whether or not the act was sexually motivated.
Under this standard, you could prankishly huck a water balloon at someone and end up facing expulsion for "sex assault".
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 07:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: harry reid at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:07 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (y3sol)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (dFXmO)
One may indeed ask, and be answered. What defines it is entirely up
to the subjective opinion of the individual who was thus touched as to
whether or not the act was sexually motivated.
He reached out with his gaze, and.....and.......eye-raped me **sob**
How the hell would you walk down the street?
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ace is open to some experimenting at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (PA7DS)
Here's one more: she, the SJW's and their sycophants on the Left are trying their best to get the American public to forget the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:56 PM (0HooB)
They're also working to delegitimize the concept of free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate speech" which has no legal protection.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (pcbAL)
I'm an Appliance, not an Object!
Posted by: Toaster at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (FCsIb)
I got you beat . I get uncomfortable with the online version of
(((( me ))))) hugs unless it's someone I actually know. I don't get manis and pedis and my haircut in a salon for the same reason. I don't like being touched by dumb people or strangers.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (2x3L+)
Adam Krupp...
I am so totally NOT GAY Nungesser forced me to endure a hummer...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Toaster
Oooh, look at me, I use electricity. Lah-di-dah, your highness.
Posted by: Sofa at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Null at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Kristin Gillibrand at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (FCsIb)
14 "Adam rather melodramatically lamented that my Daily Beast piece "invalidates and completely erases [his] experience.""
I'm starting to understand why Millenials are under the impression that thirty percent of the population is gay.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 06:51 PM (nFdGS)
good insight
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: second look at Sharia Law? at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (Hf9yr)
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (kamcZ)
'Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object without a person's consent."
Sounds typical of the TSA approach to airline safety. Hand-to-balls sounds very sexual and intentional for the purpose of stimulating arousal or searching for explosives. But primarily for stimulating arousal.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Pepe LePew at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Roger the Hugger at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (EkZgX)
Senator Gillibrand chubs me up.
Posted by: harry reid
Why? Does she have an ass like a 12 year old boy? Well, a fat 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Aviator at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS)
My headmate raped me.
Posted by: Multiple system of a Dragon-kin, Doctor Who, Loki, and the color yellow... at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (7YlUk)
safety. Hand-to-balls sounds very sexual and intentional for the purpose
of stimulating arousal or searching for explosives. But primarily for
stimulating arousal.
Posted by: Doctor Fish
No, no, it's perfectly normal.
Posted by: Joey Tribiani at May 21, 2015 07:12 PM (LAe3v)
One nice thing about the SJW's batshit insanity is they will be fetishizing felons by the end of next year....
so in accusing each other we are to a degree inoculating each other with "SJW street cred"...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: museisluse at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (hfaKT)
http://tinyurl.com/majkjg4
"Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2015 07:13 PM (72D6h)
Seriously, if they can't learn to deal with each other without filing charges for micro and macro aggressions, what the hell kind of lives will they lead?
Posted by: MTF at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (FCsIb)
True Rape Story : lauraW once whispered 'Spatchcock' in my ear while rubbing her hump up and down my arm.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (noWW6)
Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Aviator
Nope, she has an ass like the back-end of a mack truck, just like I like.
Posted by: Zombied Daniel Inouye, chubby chaser at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (y3sol)
Guy she was complimenting you on your extreme cooking skillz...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (/4AZU)
Yup. It certainly seems like the Culture War has been intensified whilst a certified marxist infests the White House.
Funny, that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Huggie Bear Does Not Want Pooh Sex at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (ty633)
Posted by: 30% of Tailors at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (DL2i+)
---
I think I liked you better when you were just into tan lines and busty lesbians...
Posted by: Jenny Thinks There Are Some Standards at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (GvNnD)
He didn't go upstairs, not once, during the party.
He didn't makes the move on this chick, now or ever.
And when they investigated, they never could find anyone that would back this chick up. Not someone who saw Nungesser upstairs, or coming downstairs, not anyone who corroborated her telling the story (IIRC not even the boyfriend remembered this horrific attack) in a way that matched hers.
She leaved out these little "holes" in the investigation that contributed to them kinda figuring out she colluded with her pals to cook Nungesser's goose.
Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: Revengeful Spider lai. at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (Kkayg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (P330y)
No; No second look at Sharia Law.
I think probably the wives, mothers and daughters of posters here as well as the 'ettes might object ton this suggestion. If you set up Sharia are you suggesting women be stoned to death? Please stop this sort of thing.
P.S. It was a man who made a sexual complaint about Nussberger too
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (1sJza)
Sometimes getting ahead of the mob makes you a better target of the mob. Enjoy the legal guillotine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (pcbAL)
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (bo7G7)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:16 PM (FIvdS)
Several tables are witnesses to my account, but they remain too frozen in fear to speak out.
Posted by: Columbia Library Desk Chair at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (1CroS)
Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass.
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Nuh-huh. Clicking = consent.
Posted by: Jenny Doesn't Click On The First Post at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (GvNnD)
for fkuc's sakes I've used enough damn words to rape every human in human existence going back to when Lucy hopped down out of the tree and had forethought...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Random Iowa Biker Chick at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FCsIb)
Jane touched me ...
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:11 PM (HyQ+o)
Here. Let me touch you with this shoe...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:18 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (1sJza)
Heh. It sure seems like that's what's happening these days, doesn't it?
The world is full of crazy people.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (0HooB)
What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (1sJza)
in this story? 100%
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: no good deed at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (GgxVX)
"I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:19 PM (FsuaD)
>>>> Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass.
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>>>Nuh-huh. Clicking = consent.
Posted by: Jenny Doesn't Click On The First Post at May 21, 2015 07:17 PM (GvNnD)
The inisisting part was the raping. And enticing us to check his ass out with humorous YouTube videos and songs was also rapeful
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: RadFem Logic at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
About 30% I'd say.
Posted by: Millennials at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (y3sol)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (8cSVB)
Posted by: Killerdog at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (vntmB)
Does You gotta be fucking kidding me count?
Posted by: DaveA at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: pep to Ace and Jane in back of car at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (bo7G7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (fRdoO)
Posted by: Revengeful Spider hiding in Jane's shower at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (Kkayg)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (g/dG1)
**Shudders Sobbingly**
HE ALWAYS GOT TO BE CHANDLER!!!
Posted by: Adam Krupp at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (bo7G7)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: SarahW at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (lv2k0)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (v0/PR)
I'll touch you then disappear again!
Posted by: Revengeful Spider hiding in Jane's shower at May 21, 2015 07:22 PM (Kkayg)
*fetches flamethrower...again*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (FsuaD)
OW my childhood...
next you'll say she was Hug-Fooey'd by Hong Kong Phooey
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (7v8o1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5)
Rape.
It's always Rape.
Posted by: Yes, I said it twice... at May 21, 2015 07:23 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)
Of course, NCJ can make that problem go away.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (HyQ+o)
These days if someone A acts like or, worse, *says* they're in love with someone B, then B has to assume that A is nuts.
Sex is these days a lot easier if A and B don't really give much of a shit about the other.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: East Bay Jay
You don't even know.
Posted by: Japanese schoolgirl on a commuter train at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (y3sol)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD)
If they are going to tear down the pretty little liar posters, why not torch the mattress?
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (ty633)
Making passes is illegal now? Who is going to arrest sloppy broads everywhere then?
Nungasser is guilty of appalling taste in friends and women
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN)
I'd like to support Mattress Girl, but I'm in very poor shape. Ideas for
other, lighter pieces of furniture I can cart around town with me?
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB)
Wicker end table?
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (v0/PR)
I'm an Appliance, not an Object!
Posted by: Toaster at May 21, 2015 07:09 PM (CnmVh)
IMHO contendah, threadwinnah
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (iLVH9)
*cough*
The spelling is M-A-L-E, not M-A-N
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Paul "Gettin' None" Nungasser at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Couches at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:26 PM (FIvdS)
Not very good live, IMO.
Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (Rbtz3)
Hey, Tami. Great! How goes it with you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD)
It goes, it goes. So many projects going on around this house I'm about to lose my mind. Outside and inside.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (92YAX)
Now that I think about it though, I realize she has no intention of ever leaving academia.
She will be in college for life.
Teaching our kids....
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (VNgld)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (bo7G7)
Posted by: Townie Girls Everywhere at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (HyQ+o)
I'd like to support Mattress Girl, but I'm in very poor shape. Ideas for other, lighter pieces of furniture I can cart around town with me?
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:25 PM (Ii2lB)
Memory foam mattress topper or a hemorrhoid pillow. Those can be rapey, I guess.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (l3LvV)
They're still around. I think they were opening for Crystal Castles last year
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 07:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (FIvdS)
The **only** way "yes means yes" and all this new affirmative consent bs can work is if you strip away the basic rights of the accused.
If a man is innocent until proven guilty, then the woman will only have a case if she does more than shake her head.
This is basic logic.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (LWu6U)
114 >>> we should just make random rape accusations against each other
Rdbrewer raped the whole blog by inisisting that we look up his ass.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 21, 2015 07:14 PM (2x3L+)
ewwwww
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (zOTsN)
205 Isn't Adam homophobic to refuse sex from another man?
==========================
It's illegal in Oregon; you can lose your business and your home.
Posted by: TOregon Attorney General at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (FCsIb)
It was either rape, a cry for help, a PSA, or his resume to get a job in NYC's school system.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (/4AZU)
This weekend let's have a sous vide cooking post.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (OmJgC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 07:31 PM (ODxAs)
119 meh. Hug rape is not nearly as traumatic as fart rape.
Oh yeah, baby. You ate that one!
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (ty633)
This is why I come here.
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 21, 2015 07:29 PM (Bn6aD)
Exactly! When do these dipshits have time to actually go to school?
Between the raping and claiming rape and carrying furniture and investigations doesn't seem like a lot of school time left over.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (nqBzj)
And then my boyfriend [strike]tracked the guy down, punched him in the face, and told him he'd kick his ass if he ever came near me again[/strike] ordered quinoa salads for both of us and offered to cry with me until I felt safe again.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (2jQGY)
for each cheek GM...
not that there's anything wrong with it...
I guess...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (/4AZU)
I'm suing the Eagles.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:32 PM (q20+R)
*twice*
============
Then rubs his shoulder. 3-4 minutes. "Ohhh, you're so tense". Must have been that Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: TOregon Attorney General at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (FCsIb)
FIFY
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (a42f0)
She went from Motion Physics to uh "Visual Arts"...
THAT was money well spent Dr and Dr Dumbshit Shrink Parents.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (/4AZU)
*ducks and hauls ass to the nearest exit*
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:33 PM (FIvdS)
============
I wasn't there!
Posted by: Paul Nungasser at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (FCsIb)
I like the hemorrhoid pillow idea. Light as a feather, not bulky, yet suggests anal rape and continuing painful memories.
Maybe each of us can carry one with us to upcoming Moron Meetups. "You will know us by our hemorrhoid pillows."
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (Ii2lB)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (g/dG1)
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Defense Lawyer at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (HyQ+o)
I'm suing the Eagles.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm)
A sweet looking little old lady once grabbed my ass in a crowded line when I was 18 or 19.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:35 PM (y3sol)
Posted by: RobertM at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (H2FoK)
Posted by: some random meathead at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (Qgr71)
It goes, it goes. So many projects going on around this house I'm about to lose my mind. Outside and inside.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2015 07:27 PM (v0/PR)
I feel your pain. Our wall oven died over two months ago, and we finally got the new one installed...after two months of delays.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:37 PM (q20+R)
Pretty sure that's already happened.
IIRC, there was a movie recently that implied that. Not that I'd really care, but it all seemed as though it was coming, it was just a matter of time.
*dons Columbo raincoat and turns around*
One more thing. It seems as though it's nothing but sex, sex, sex all the time these days. Rape, homosexual marriage, a Kardashian ass, rape. I wonder if there might be some sort of Journolist aspect to this.
Or does it date back to the Communist Goals to Conquer America from '63?
Just wondering out loud.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (maLc1)
151 What percentage of these nut cases have undiagnosed borderline personality disorder, I wonder?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
About 30% I'd say.
Posted by: Millennials at May 21, 2015 07:20 PM (y3sol)
Nice Burn
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (CnmVh)
And yet I got a free pass....
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:39 PM (Y1TOm)
Wouldn't condone it mind you, but I would understand it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (HyQ+o)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:40 PM (FIvdS)
Hey, I didn't have my glasses. I thought it was my burger!
Posted by: A Creepy Old Guy With a Fork Wound at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (8ZskC)
They snatchin yo people up
Better hide yo wife, hide yo kids , hide yo husband cuz they be rapin ERRbody up in here.
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (8cSVB)
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (VNgld)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 07:41 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (iLVH9)
You Rape Me,
Lets Rape Each Other And Get Pub-Lic-It-Ty!
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 07:38 PM (maLc1)
Meanwhile... in Emma's head...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
Posted by: Curt's Hole-rittled-Hat at May 21, 2015 07:42 PM (7YlUk)
whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with? it's like this story is about entitlement sex......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:21 PM (0O7c5)
I feel raped by your wanton flaunting of your Mauiness.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (JO9+V)
Maybe each of us can carry one with us to upcoming Moron Meetups. "You will know us by our hemorrhoid pillows."
Posted by: Mike Z at May 21, 2015 07:34 PM (Ii2lB)
Hah! That's awesome. I'll add one of those to my Walmart list for NoVaMoMe. I could also fill it with Val-U-Rite and sneak it in...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (JO9+V)
Heh.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (48QDY)
s pretty traumatizing to a kid with Aspergers. Gotta love Philly...
Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (Y1TOm)
176 whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with?
These days if someone A acts like or, worse, *says* they're in love with someone B, then B has to assume that A is nuts.
Sex is these days a lot easier if A and B don't really give much of a shit about the other.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 07:24 PM (AVEe1)
deserves repeating
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:43 PM (ynQIy)
I'm raped by your feeling raped.
Also wantons trigger me, s**tlord!
Posted by: Shot of Rape with a Rape chaser at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (7YlUk)
its time for me to get to work.
I am going to anally rape this project for the next four hours.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 21, 2015 07:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: MineMine at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (Y1TOm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (+jijM)
I just want to point out for the record that I have never hand-raped or shoulder-raped Ace.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 07:46 PM (wqVD1)
Ewoks are slippery buggers, hard to pin down.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (g/dG1)
According to the SJW's, I guess that I was raped. I always hoped she'd do it again.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (9iR5/)
"whatever happened to having sex with a person you are actually in love with?"
Ok, which one of you is Dr. Phil?
Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:47 PM (0O7c5)
You have friends brother...
Grandpa used to rub his stubble on my forehead to say goodnight...
*shudder*
I'd sell all my electronics to hug him one last time.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:48 PM (/4AZU)
---
So that's why he doesn't have a cutesy nickname for you like he does for CAC and Gabe.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (GvNnD)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
I saw a dude ball-walking at the pool when I was about thirteen. He knew it too...perv.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 21, 2015 07:49 PM (q20+R)
ewwwwwwww
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (0O7c5)
After reading this post, I can come to only one conclusion: this country is FUCKED...HARD.
Posted by: RobertM at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (H2FoK)
Would you fuck this country? I'd fuck this country. I'd fuck this country hard.
Posted by: Buffalo Barack at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (l3LvV)
My God - Nungesser is a ... Democrat??
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 07:51 PM (oKE6c)
"
That's one of those phrases I probably shouldn't look up, right?
You are learning fast, grasshopper.
Posted by: Shaolin Monk at May 21, 2015 07:52 PM (JO9+V)
That mattress is going to be pretty gross in ten or fifteen years. And think of the back problems. And then she's going to claim SSDI. And we get to support her for the rest of her natural life.
Maybe we could tie her to her mattress and try to sail her to say, Japan.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
Well, we didn't want to say anything in front of the children...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (zOTsN)
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
the tradewinds may be her destiny.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 07:54 PM (/4AZU)
I've mentioned before but the famous picture of The Kiss from WWII? That is now being used as an example of rape culture and how sexual assault is acceptable because omg he just grabbed her and kissed her.
These idiots are insane.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (m9V0o)
Any seconds?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
naw, "on a voyage of penance to singapore"
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Biden, joe biden at May 21, 2015 07:56 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: inigo montoya at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (VDovR)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN)
These idiots are insane.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp)
That's because all American sailors are rapists, and the only way to save yourself is to jump off a cliff...
If you don't believe us, watch this anime about Japanese warships as depicted by sexualized girls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnhCbCHgfI
Posted by: Japanese Ministry of Propaganda and Mecha Musume at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (JO9+V)
I've been raped by a lot of fat chicks.
Posted by: wooga at May 21, 2015 07:59 PM (rczVS)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 07:58 PM (zOTsN)
You just took the joy of the 2 out of 3 things I still enjoy in life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:00 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at May 21, 2015 07:55 PM (IrByp)
And they are at the helm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (FIvdS)
Oddly she is "Japanese-Chinese-Jewish".....
Posted by: Sven S Blade
She must know some GREAT places to eat on Christmas Day.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Her Mind at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q)
Did you ever try to eat a bagel with chopsticks? No wonder she has issues.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 08:03 PM (oKE6c)
2 shrinks for parents...and she's a walking Woody Allen plotline/adopted child bride...
it's all good.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
What's it worth to ya? Actually i guess food
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (/tNwW)
Are Emma's parents mortified or pleased as punch?
They let her major in art, so......
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 21, 2015 08:04 PM (Bl4dy)
Yes. Yes, they are. And nowhere in the above comments are mentioned any wish to do any type of alcohol shots with you at any MoMee that should occur now or in the future, Your Malevolence.
No. Where.
And on that note, you bunch of sex-obsessed, non-pants-wearing things you, it's time for dinner and a video with B'Gal.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 08:05 PM (0HooB)
Well to be accurate the definition of 'battery' is unconsensual, offensive touching, so I'm not sure she didn't have a technical legal case. Whether or not it would have been worth pursuing is another matter...
Posted by: Firefly76 at May 21, 2015 08:05 PM (l8ZXO)
======
It must have been a proud moment to see their daughter and her mattress march across the stage.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (JBggj)
Have you ever heard of a blumpkin? Have you ever been to Cleveland? Nevermind.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Well, my Nip, Chink, Kyke friend...
Posted by: Willem DaFoe at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (BTnAK)
*shudder*
Posted by: @votermom at May 21, 2015 08:07 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (JBggj)
That's great line. Love it. The sad part is they probably were
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: mrp
We teared up thinking about the first mattress we bought her to carry to kindergarten.
Posted by: Mattress parents at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (1Rzz1)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS8)
They allowed her to go from a Physics major to art, they wrote an open letter supporting her...
I'd say they're thrilled.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/4AZU)
I've seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked it's eye
But I'd been done seen about everything
When I see a ball walk military guy!
Posted by: Jive crows at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (JO9+V)
Hmmm.....must be good at math.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (MDgS
And a wiz at ordering in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (ShdUd)
And by that I mean used his ass like a pervert in the Hot Pocket factory.
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 08:09 PM (maLc1)
I told my daughters that I would disown them if they voted for the JEF.
They didn't.
They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no.
They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic.
Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM
And that just made me smile, TY SMFH.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:10 PM (K5/vW)
They didn't.
They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no.
They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic.
Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (/tNwW)
Back then it was probably more on the order of small throw pillow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (K5/vW)
Sweet & Sour Matzoh, Kung Pao Lox, Chopped Liver Chow Fun, I grew up on this shit.
I don't got no issues.
Get these bugs off of me!
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 21, 2015 08:11 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Metallica at May 21, 2015 08:12 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 21, 2015 08:13 PM (maLc1)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Well, my Nip, Chink, Kyke friend...
Posted by: Willem DaFoe at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (+jijM)
Choo-Joo
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Mohammad at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (MDgS8)
Whoa! We're way ahead of tht point where we can designate someone as "opposite sex". Come back in another 10 years.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (+jijM)
Whoa! We're way ahead of tht point where we can designate someone as "opposite sex". Come back in another 10 years.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (+jijM)
Also, women already initiate sex. It's just at the office.
Posted by: ryukyu at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (j29PP)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (shFKH)
According to the last GMT I took in the Navy, well yeah
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:15 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (zOTsN)
For people having so much sex they sure don't seem to be having any fun
Right? Doesn't seem very gratifying. Excellent point.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08
I'm glad I'm old and married.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:16 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (zOTsN)
are plenty of people who majored in the arts and they haven't and won't
be dragging a mattress around campus.
Fawn Liebowitz, for example.
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Because she chose poorly from column A and column B
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW)
Heh I think she spent her College years happily jettisoning her "genetic potential"...
she should have invented a geometrically horrifying robo-sexual cultural revolution...
//Ah Stereotypes
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (sH832)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
She went mad trying to find kosher sweet & sour pork.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (XYn5E)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (MDgS8)
Argle Bargle hisself
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Because she chose poorly from column A and column B
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW)
Where is Nip Sip when you need him
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (shFKH)
in shock while your junk is being caressed by another dude.
Did "it" move? That's the test.
Posted by: George Costanza at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (JO9+V)
[rips open envelope]
What is a condom and a subpoena stapled to a fitted sheet.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (EkZgX)
Where's EoJ?
man it's like a roll call of the fallen...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:21 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent
Ho ho ho, YES.
Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Truth Hurts
Sounds hawt.
Posted by: Mohammad at May 21, 2015 08:14 PM (tgnRB)
And she likes it in the butt?
*smiles*
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (BTnAK)
Ace, Kate Upton told me she was going to hug you and then she read your post and sadly walked away.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (shFKH)
---------NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll stand in for Ace!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:06 PM (ty633)
pitiful<<<
Actually, I heard Toledo is now the nexus of all social taboos.
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (ty633)
I bet Fawn Leibowitz was freaking hot.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:19 PM (MDgS
I read that she was smokin'!
Well, what they found of her, anyways.
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (shFKH)
Ya think Sweetie?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: Sven S Blade
Where's our resident eugenicist when you need him to explain why she didn't turn out to be the smartest human that ever existed?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Ahh, you assume that is game has already played out!
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (cZOlo)
Wow. Bear mauls woman and then buries her to knosh on later:
http://goo.gl/5Gh6Cs
It's cool cause you can see her bloody arm sticking out.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (1Rzz1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 08:17 PM (uctT+)
Because she chose poorly from column A and column B
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:18 PM (/tNwW)
Where is Nip Sip when you need him
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (K5/vW)
When is that?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (z/Ubi)
Since when did people become powerless to get up and leave when there's no danger of being hurt?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (kCLGY)
Since when did people become powerless to get up and leave when there's no danger of being hurt?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 21, 2015 08:23 PM (amQXf)
I allege that Nungesser raped me or something...
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2015 08:22 PM (JO9+V)
=====
It was an accident!
Posted by: The Kiln at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (MDgS8)
You're a Mean One, chique d'af-ri-que ...
Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cartoon Critic ... at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Sam Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:25 PM (iLVH9)
It's like it was important enough to be the 9th Commandment.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:25 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (cZOlo)
*shudders*
Joe Biden エッチする
http://bit.ly/1FdIjVa
Posted by: Anime Girls at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Funkotron at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (c7rW1)
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Well said!
Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (ShdUd)
You never made it to Antioch in the 70s Doc...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (MDgS8)
Where's Jack Coldcuts when you need him?
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (/4AZU)
http://goo.gl/5Gh6Cs
It's cool cause you can see her bloody arm sticking out.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)
I read a newer story saying lady is now carrying a bearskin rug around with her .
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:27 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:28 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:28 PM (MDgS8)
You're not supposed to cross the streams.
Posted by: Egon at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 08:26 PM (JO9+V)
question answers itself
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (iLVH9)
========
Oh yes. The pride of Yellow Springs, Ohio.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:29 PM (K5/vW)
I wonder if his scenario was a fantasy he had and he was mad that it never happened. I mean, his later complaints to Paul about their not being close any more were, um, weird for a guy.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (shFKH)
Granola City full of nuts, flakes, and berries.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (/4AZU)
"I am the Love Actually of rape, pretty good but you'll forget about me in 5 minutes."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:08 PM (/4AZU)
For some inexplicable reason, no one ever goes from art, much less sociology, to physics.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (oKE6c)
I bet our very own 'Navycopjoe' could show ol` mattress muffin Emma a thing or two with that big baton of his he thrashes about. She wouldn`t be filing charges...she would be filing reservations!
Posted by: tbd at May 21, 2015 08:24 PM (1Rzz1)
Why do you say that? It's not like she was hauling around a giant plush Marmaduke...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 08:30 PM (l3LvV)
100 years of electing Democrats will do that.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 08:31 PM (0NdlF)
I've never seen a j Schooler cross into molecular biology either....
damnedest thing
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:31 PM (/4AZU)
For some inexplicable reason, no one ever goes from art, much less sociology, to physics
IOW she was a complete failure as a Japanese-Chinese-Jew.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (MDgS8)
Careful or they'll piss all over your rug begging with their eyes for a litter box...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (/4AZU)
It offends me deeply and uncontrollably when, as a person of war veteran status, I read these mind numbing tales and am reminded that my act of spending the first nine months of my marriage in Kandahar primarily benefitted wannabe totalitarian imbeciles. This microaggression against people of former imperialist combatant status will not stand.
P.S. Was my writing putrid enough for the Social Justice Club, or do I need more practice?
Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (yOGKC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis)
I'm probably the wrong person to try to deny this. There might be sane people in my generation. Probably the Amish.
Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (fVxXv)
OK. Who has made it to the Rubber Bowl?
I Saw Yes and John Mahavishnu Orchestra there.
Argle Bargle
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: 'Adam' at May 21, 2015 08:35 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:32
You're a fucking warmonger
No sjw club for you
/////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:35 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bear at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (CnmVh)
What? Uh, sorry. We were talking about sex, not Particle Physics.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (MDgS8)
My only hope is that the stupid bint does not reproduce.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis)
I'm thinking in vitro is the only way. Men will run from her.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (48QDY)
My only hope is that the stupid bint does not reproduce.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:33 PM (OsWis)
Based on her preferred sexual activity that's not a problem.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (MDgS8)
What? Uh, sorry. We were talking about sex, not Particle Physics.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:36 PM (+jijM)
Well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYVx178VlZ8
Posted by: Zombie Robert Calvert at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:32 PM (MDgS
==================
That depends on how much she paid for the mattress.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj)
Heh. Never, ever move to Texas or much of the south because everyone from infants to centenarians will invariably greet you with a hug.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (0RdKg)
The people who suffer in all this campus rape are the real victims...not those spurned the next day after a drunken-fueled one night stand (which is very common with different partners from one weekend to another). From the little reading I have done on campus "rape" is that there is a sex revolving door on many college campuses today, especially for frats and sorority party scenes. Almost a rite of passage. A notch in your belt or thong. I am really baffled at whatever happened to the fear of STD's in this parade of grossness. But I am olde and le crazy ala Duchess of Alba, so disregard any bleeping of thoughts.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 21, 2015 08:40 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:40 PM (MDgS8)
Would a gay guy say no to a good looking straight guy rubbing his package? I think not.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (iQIUe)
I first read that as "feces".
Silly me. It's monkeys that do that.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 08:41 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (0RdKg)
Being hugged by certain ladies is OK.
The stupid one armed hug while shaking hands from a middle aged man is a little much for me. I aint from the hood.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:42 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:42 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Peter Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (EkZgX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (K5/vW)
That's why I carry this spare tire around as a symbol of my victimization.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (c/Ipt)
Obviously a question for Miss Manners.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: planeman at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (yOGKC)
Unless you're a dumbass terrorist wannabe that has no clue about guns thinks it's a good idea to go to Texas and shoot shit up.
In that case, slugs not hugs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:44 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (FsuaD)
--------
Well, yeah, it was. But you gave me some material to work with.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Sulkowicz's Future at May 21, 2015 08:45 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (FsuaD)
The stupid one armed hug while shaking hands from a middle aged man is a little much for me. I aint from the hood.
You don't even wear jeans. No Texas is def not for u.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Anonymous victim #whatever at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May
Now that's a prime bumper sticker
Slugs not hugs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (K5/vW)
Could be problematic for your mother, sister or daughter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (CnmVh)
OK. Who has made it to the Rubber Bowl?
I Saw Yes and John Mahavishnu Orchestra there.
Argle Bargle
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:34 PM (iLVH9)
I used to watch an NFL preseason game there every year. And the Akron City Series cahampionship football was always there. I always tried to see the game (held T'giving morning) but I went to a Catholic school, so it was as a spectator only. Always rooted against Garfield.
Posted by: begerbilder at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (MDgS
Heh.
I could stand Texas. Dale Jr. Says I should try the Wranglers.
Perhaps.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (48QDY)
Avoid eye-contact. Allow them to bind your hands and feet and put you on a roast spit.
It is considered polite not to degenerate into a sobbing mess as they put you to the flame. Sensitive ears and all.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 08:48 PM (0NdlF)
But mostly desire.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (7YlUk)
Could be problematic for your mother, sister or daughter."
Another good one.
Posted by: You Might Be A Redneck, Volume XX at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (1CroS)
And another large FUCK YOU to the Military by the Senate WE help elect. Fuck you all and may you all rot in hell
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (/tNwW)
So according to this gal, pretty much every date I ever had was a sexual assault. Geez, when I was in college if the guy didn't at least try something you were insulted. And I never knew one guy who didn't stop when he was told to. I really feel sorry for guys in college today.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (UI0Cn)
Jane,
https://tinyurl.com/agpk8y3
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:47 PM (OsWis)
Heh.
And dammit, where the hell did EoJ go? This thread begs for his insight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (FsuaD)
Of course you want to hug Ace. He's like an animated plush toy.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh)
i see him more matted with leaves, gum....food....stuck in his fur.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5)
Of course you want to hug Ace. He's like an animated plush toy.
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:49 PM (CnmVh)
-------Still laughing. Thread winner!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Odie at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (CnmVh)
I won't notice...wife will be remote posted this next tour in Montana....
probably go up to Malmstrom once a month for meat tops.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 08:51 PM (/4AZU)
i see him more matted with leaves, gum....food....stuck in his fur.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5)
The mutt at the pound being completely shaved
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Joker Biden at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj)
She got a very fair price.
Posted by: Leslie Gold at May 21, 2015 08:52 PM (+jijM)
plush electronic furry bears and shit.
I'm beyond speechless.
Yes, there's a kiosk where you can rent a furry animal to ride around the mall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ)
Quarter for Mardi Gras. Everybody was "raping" everybody else! It was a
madhouse! A MAD HOUSE!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 07:36 PM (JO9+V)
Get you're stinking paws off me YOU DAMN DIRTY NEW ORLEANIAN!!!.
Posted by: Charlton Heston at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (jsYc/)
And slathered in hobo feces, sure.
But when he's not stalking the homeless, he cleans up ok.
Posted by: Odie at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (CnmVh)
I'm not wearing any underwear.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ)
*screams*
Posted by: Dittohead lurkers at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD)
How do we sleep while the beds are burning?
Posted by: Peter Garrett at May 21, 2015 08:43 PM (EkZgX)
Just today, I was watching a Dirty Jobs episode from Australia when Mike asked a question of an Aussie and the response was, "We'll suck it and see." Supposedly, the phrase means, "we'll try it and see what happens." I think it's obvious, though, that Aussies are inherently rapey.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (FsuaD)
i saw that in tucson at a mall......the things looked dirty as if they had been used inappropriately.....i'll dig up the picture i took......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:53 PM (LImiJ)
I'm not wearing pants. And it's not even ONT yet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:38 PM (JBggj)
according to her it was a buttload.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (kCLGY)
i saw that in tucson at a mall......the things
looked dirty as if they had been used inappropriately.....i'll dig up
the picture i took......
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 08:54 PM (0O7c5)
Is this the End Times or what??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (FsuaD)
And right there is a major problem with the Left: they always want to discuss things, but they never want to actually do anything meaningful to address and fix the problem.
Of course, they always fail to note that this national problem of sexual assault on campus is occurring in places that are run by liberals, staffed by liberals, and do their darned best to make all the people, especially the young folks who attend the schools, liberals.
Posted by: William Teach at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (sFc52)
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I advised a guy today who had his dope hidden in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (OsWis)
Nothing but Adams and pajama boys
Even nungasser just wanted a fuck buddy
Depressing. Not all girls are SJW
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (JBggj)
What did you advise, his Miranda rights?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:57 PM (K5/vW)
Ever met an Italian's family? They basically climb in your clothes with you?
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 06:47 PM (xWSkE)
That's hilarious and so true. My family is of non-hugging, suck it up and deal with it, Germanic blood. My older sister married an Italian American. I'll never forget meeting his family. Those people hug and kiss everybody, including people they don't really like.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (iLVH9)
Is their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/)
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into
America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?
Is
their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm
old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under
thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/)
Eventually we'll all be asexual. And drugged.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn)
deal with it and no hugging are not exclusive
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (UI0Cn)
Keep your friends close, but you enemies closer
Kapish?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 08:59 PM (FsuaD)
I've got a head start on that second part.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 09:00 PM (48QDY)
-
I sat there while the judge advised him of his rights and the charges and then argued that bond should be high enough to keep his ass in jail. The public defender argued that he was just turning his life around.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (fVxXv)
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into
America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?"
====
Our society is bored. Tomorrow is another day.
Posted by: mrp at May 21, 2015 09:01 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May
Now that's a prime bumper sticker
Slugs not hugs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 08:46 PM (K5/vW)
TRIPLE APPROVAL!
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (+jijM)
You know, for the life of me I don't know why our society wants to
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into
America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?
Is
their goal just to make men more malleable? To what end? I mean, I'm
old, slow and getting overweight, and I could kick his ass in under
thirty seconds. What is their ultimate goal?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 08:58 PM (9iR5/)
penis envy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 09:03 PM (AC0lD)
Funny how this is true of almost every major problem in this country, innit ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 21, 2015 09:03 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (CnmVh)
--------
Just read on WZ that ISIS is advertising on social media for people that know how to maintain US war fighting equipment. Seems that they just came into a fairly nice stash of US equipment. Never fired and only dropped once.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (9iR5/)
That's nowhere as bad as rd wanting us to travel down his Hershey Highway...
And no, I will not click.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (OsWis)
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:05 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 09:06 PM (s9WVa)
https://goo.gl/79Cl0R
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:02 PM (iQIUe)
What happens after you pull my finger?
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 21, 2015 09:06 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 21, 2015 09:07 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:07 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: derit at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:08 PM (9iR5/)
Its a nuclear explosion, less than 1 millisecond after detonation.
Looks all organic, doesnt it?
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:10 PM (iQIUe)
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554342273880064
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5)
Yep. Those are the stupid things the Millenials are riding all over one of my malls. Kinda equally divided among hipsters and yutes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
So, Megyn Kelly just reported that the Baltimore police have told Fox they are "unofficially" on strike.
-----------
Just remember. The Supreme Court has already ruled that the police have no obligation to protect the public.
Let the thugs burn it down.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 09:11 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: kartoffel at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (fVxXv)
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into
America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?
The Caliphate will be welcomed with open arms by the SJWs because the jihadis are so opened minded to limped wristed lefties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp)
I think DA Zombie Michael Jackson can secure ALL of Charm City...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:13 PM (iLVH9)
emasculate boys and young men. When the Caliphate comes roaring into
America, do they really think that pajamboi is going to protect them?
The Caliphate will be welcomed with open arms by the SJWs because the jihadis are so opened minded to limped wristed lefties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp)
hot weather is not the only reason everyone wears robes over there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:13 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Achmed at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (+jijM)
Obama has done a bang-up job with his "post-racial" bullshit.
Another FAIL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out what the artifacts at the bottom were. Now I can see the plasma and the spikes at the bottom have to be a whole lot of energy going somewhere.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (9iR5/)
Hug Me
Posted by: the remaining members of Nirvana at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y)
Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)
569
Maverick fag fucked Goose at Panama City Beach!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y)
Pix?
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y)
huh wait a minute I thought iceman and slider fucked em both.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2015 09:17 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 06:55 PM (CnmVh)
Effin' right! Some guy, strange or otherwise, starts massaging my crotch, I'll be massaging his nose with my fist in about a quarter-second.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (sx1z1)
Obama has done a bang-up job with his "post-racial" bullshit.
Another FAIL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
Barry wants cops to dress differently to have a softer image? First, Bathhouse Barry fagged up the military now he wants the cops to look like mince around. At what point does someone finally telling this commie queen to shove it where Reggie only goes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (DiZBp)
Maverick fag fucked Goose at Panama City Beach!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 21, 2015 09:14 PM (P330y)
Pix?
Posted by: Argle Bargle at May 21, 2015 09:16 PM (iLVH9)
if I ran columbia my plicy would be pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (kCLGY)
Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" clearly represents the apex of rape songs.
At least, uh, when discounting
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 09:19 PM (l3LvV)
Oohhhoobhhb that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling and it's gone, gone, gone
Whoaaaa
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:19 PM (zOTsN)
Uh, all of us who listend to more than "Pinball Wizard"?
I mean, I was so very deeply surprised when it turned out the guy who wrote "Acid Queen" got caught surfing cheese pizza by the Plod. Gosh!
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:18 PM (sx1z1)
how long do you give a guy you are acquainted with?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
They are cutting the subsidies to the Military Commissary System, maybe the Military should go on strike also?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (/tNwW)
Are they going to put the troops on Mooch's menus?
I hate the JEF and his minions more every day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:22 PM (DiZBp)
Shakespeare. I don't know that Puritans would be using it, although I
agree that this whole fake rape case thing is a witch hunt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:00 PM (1sJza)
You don't think maybe old Will wrote in the vernacular of his day? He was writing popular plays that were staged for the entertainment of the playing public, you know. He probably never dreamed that his works would be studied in colleges centuries after his death.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (sx1z1)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (P330y)
The Cuban Missile Crisis was only five years earlier. I guess I wanted to find out if I was going to die, how it would happen.
Believe it or not, I was less afraid of them after I read the book than I was before. Nukes do have limitations. My biggest concern now is an EMP.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:23 PM (9iR5/)
This. It will make Baltimore look like a preschool summer camp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (kCLGY)
My guess is she will run for congress.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: Thatch at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (xwAcF)
happened to me, but I managed to escape from Phyllis Diller and retain
my innocence.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 07:02 PM (P330y)
Phyllis Diller was actually quite the hottie in her day. Friend of mine is a big fan of auto racing, as was Phyllis, and met her at the Kent raceway near Seattle. He said she was both "pretty cute. and very knowledeable about the sport."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:26 PM (sx1z1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:24 PM (FsuaD)
I was sure you were gonna say it would make Dallas look like baltimore.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:26 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:12 PM (DiZBp)
Yeah, in an easy to throw off the roof sort of way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:27 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Beaudreaux Beaudreaux Fagan at May 21, 2015 09:29 PM (P330y)
Now this is the rape song:
Rape!
R-a-a-a-pe!
Raa-aa-aa-pe!
A pretty rape!
A literary rape!
We've the obvious open schoolboy rape,
With little mandolins and perhaps a cape.
The rape by coach; it's little in request.
The rape by day, but the rape by night is best.
Just try to see it.
And you will soon agree, señors,
Why
Invite regret,
When you can get the sort of rape
You'll never ever forget.
You can get the rape emphatic.
You can get the rape polite.
You can get the rape with Indians:
A very charming sight.
You can get the rape on horseback;
They'll all say it's new and gay.
So you see the sort of rape
Depends on what you pay.
It depends on what you
Pay.
The kids will love it.
It depends on what you pay!
So why be stingy?
It depends on what you --
https://goo.gl/zVwPZO
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (iQIUe)
Who knew "Tommy" was a rape musical?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:15 PM (FsuaD)
One member of the band, I think Townsend, was sexually abused as a child, and there had been some accusation of him having "issues" with young boys. A lot of "Tommy" deals with children being sexually abused.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 21, 2015 09:25 PM (UI0Cn)
heh, she may, no one has ever shamed a dem from anything. I think it is lucky if she does not resign after everyone sees how unethical her behavior has been and she loses the case and baltimore riots again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:30 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Brucealena Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (P330y)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (zOTsN)
free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate
speech" which has no legal protection.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Bzzzzt! Wrong. "Hate speech" is just as much legally protected in the USA as is "I want to go for ice cream". Thank the First Amendment for that. Canada, unfortunately, does have "hate speech' laws, but our government is chipping away at them, slowly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (sx1z1)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:28 PM (K5/vW)
---------Just so you don't forget, they arrested that ex-Air Force mechanic last year that wanted to join ISIS.
I can wrench. Give me the Chilton's manual and I can maintain a tank.The electronics would be tricky.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 09:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner
DUN-DUH
Posted by: L&O Sting at May 21, 2015 09:33 PM (uctT+)
free speech by redefining any speech that offends someone as "hate
speech" which has no legal protection.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Bzzzzt! Wrong. "Hate speech" is just as much legally protected in the USA as is "I want to go for ice cream". Thank the First Amendment for that. Canada, unfortunately, does have "hate speech' laws, but our government is chipping away at them, slowly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (sx1z1)
Right. What I meant to say is that the SJW types believe that hate speech should not be protected.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (zOTsN)
'night, pre ONT virgins, 'don't blame you a bit. dragons and shit! Good Luck!
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (iLVH9)
I can wrench. Give me the Chilton's manual and I can maintain a tank.The electronics would be tricky.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:31 PM (9iR5/)
Considering they wipe their ass with their fingers the electronics should be a breeze OB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:35 PM (K5/vW)
They are naming a Texas highway the Chris Kyle Memorial Highway
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:36 PM (zOTsN)
Dude, I wanted to send you an email earlier, but I can't find your addy...
(I got cut off from my yahoo account).
Shoot me an email @ f tucker fish - gmail thing.
No spaces, obviously.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (6XV9E)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
----------If that were the case, the Neo-Nazis could not have marched in Skokie. But I truly believe the left would have given that legitimacy because they are no friend of the Jews as a group. Had it been a black neighborhood, the march would have never happened.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (9iR5/)
Shoot me an email @ f tucker fish - gmail thing.
No spaces, obviously.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:37 PM (6XV9E)
I will try Chi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9)
I think probably the wives, mothers and daughters of posters here as
well as the 'ettes might object ton this suggestion. If you set up
Sharia are you suggesting women be stoned to death? Please stop this
sort of thing.
P.S. It was a man who made a sexual complaint about Nussberger too
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 07:15 PM (1sJza)
Golly, Fenelon, I see your son came by his autism honestly. I mean, I like you as a commenter here, and value your input, but you responded to a clearly sarcastic post as though it were intended literally, and that is one of the hallmarks of autism, is it not? Meaning, the inability to recognize sarcasm?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (sx1z1)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9)
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Yes, but that was a bit past his prime. Try this:
https://goo.gl/IDBXAP
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:42 PM (zOTsN)
626 624 This Guy?
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (iLVH9)
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Yes, but that was a bit past his prime. Try this:
https://goo.gl/IDBXAP
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 09:40 PM (iQIUe)
ish, ish patooie !
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:42 PM (iLVH9)
If that were the case, the Neo-Nazis could not have marched in Skokie. But I truly believe the left would have given that legitimacy because they are no friend of the Jews as a group. Had it been a black neighborhood, the march would have never happened.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:38 PM (9iR5/)
And of course it's the leftist SJWs who get to define what is hate speech and what isn't.
Shouting "Black Power!" is fine, because they're oppressed people standing up for themselves, but shouting "White Power!" is racist, and therefore hate speech.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Garrett
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This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. The Adam Corolla " crocs" bit.
I'm chucking right now. Of course, I'm drunk, so that helps...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (6XV9E)
All the people who want to rape, stand on this side. We'll call you "males".
All the people who want to be raped, stand on this side. We'll call you "females".
Anyone who hasn't decided if that want to be raped, or want to rape, or neither, or both, stand inside the circle. We'll call you "potential recruits".
If we have left anyone out, we apologize. For the time being, we'll call you "prepubescent".
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 09:44 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)
me, of course, If I seem like an ass, I'm just trying for a nibble.
sarc in effect SIR! YES! SIR!
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:46 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)<<<
That damn TurboTax!!! **shakes fist in the air**
Posted by: Tim Geithner at May 21, 2015 09:46 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)
Think of all the adminstrator jobs, the fees, the AGW grant money.
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:45 PM (zOTsN)
Slick Willie: I did not take fees, from those speeches, not now not never. Oh...those speeches...well....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2015 09:48 PM (DiZBp)
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Under Title IX, this is all possible.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:49 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 21, 2015 09:49 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG)
No, she has a Fuck Number machine. You know, like you see at the DMV. Pull a ticket out of the machine, and wait until your number is called.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:50 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (01cYD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (OsWis)
635 Ian I wasn't talking to you. Another misunderstanding. My apologies
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (zOTsN)
No Problemo
ach this communications stuff,
Me guilty
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:51 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (0O7c5)
Think of all the adminstrator jobs, the fees, the AGW grant money.
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6)
hopefully they are more successful than gun free zones.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (kCLGY)
>>>Does Enema Sulkywitch have a sleep number mattress?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 07:44 PM (W5DcG)
No,
she has a Fuck Number machine. You know, like you see at the DMV. Pull a
ticket out of the machine, and wait until your number is called.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:50 PM (M57sC)<<<
All right, you guys are just being Sealy.
Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (K5/vW)
Just a thought, but hugging an Ewok could, I said could, be...........problematic.
When is it appropriate to slap an Ewok?
When he tells you "your hair smells terrific!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 09:53 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: phoenixgirl in a maui frame of mind at May 21, 2015 09:53 PM (0O7c5)
All right, you guys are just being Sealy.
Posted by: mattress humor at May
That was a king size joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (K5/vW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (01cYD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (kCLGY)
Thunderb is a gentleman and a scholar
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (iLVH9)
650
All right, you guys are just being Sealy.
Posted by: mattress humor at May
That was a king size joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 09:54 PM (K5/vW)
Can we just put this to bed?
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
Don't you need four balls to get a walk?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (oFCZn)
No kidding. Guys got like no rapin' skills.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD)
Posted by: biancaneve at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (HaVMa)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (9iR5/)
660 Thunderb is a gentleman now? News to her I'm sure
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD)
It's a journey.
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 09:56 PM (MQEz6)
No kidding. Guys got like no rapin' skills.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (vX8Jh)
I am gonna disagree, man or woman when he was done they were begging for more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (kCLGY)
Posted by: The Fucknumber of the Beast at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: The Fucknumber of the Beast at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 09:57 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:58 PM (zOTsN)
All right, you guys are just being Sealy.
Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM (dkfG0)
I'd offer a kiss from a rose, but I'm afraid I'll be accused of rape.
Posted by: Seal at May 21, 2015 09:59 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 09:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD)
Man, then I've been doin' rape all wrong.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (zOTsN)
I hear that tomorrow the Baltimore DA is gonna charge those cops with the death of the Lindbergh Baby
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 08:20 PM (/tNwW)
And the kidnapping and murder of Judge Crater, too. Fiends, they are.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (M57sC)
Not a bad day. Doggeh brought me an opossum that he caught earlier as a gift, and neighbor is cooking me steak, potatoes, & asparagus for dinner.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (6XV9E)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (Rppij)
sperm demon arise from its stains? Or will it just be an abyssal-type
crab louse
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD)<<<
With the type of sex she seeks, it'll more likely be a "crack-en".
Posted by: Davey Jones at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (dkfG0)
Thunderb, I prostrate myself before thee, I don't have one of those filled-in Ultra platinum level cards that expose every aspect of your life, but I pledge to keep a database.
What kinda 'ettes name is Thunderb anyway?
Love you all Kiss, Kiss,
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (iLVH9)
Maybe a little. Not a bad thing but some are more obvious than others.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:02 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Hank at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (mb+j8)
660 Thunderb is a gentleman now?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 09:55 PM (01cYD)
That's a definite Moron Card violation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (ynQIy)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN)
In this case, Emma Sulkowicz decided to stop cooperating with the criminal investigation because she said it would be "too draining". Better to achieve justice by lugging a 50-pound art project around campus in attempt to shame your ex-partner.
Posted by: Cole at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (Np/wP)
Posted by: mattress humor at May 21, 2015 09:52 PM
________
OK, that's serta funny.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 21, 2015 10:04 PM (KTXxI)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 10:04 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (iQIUe)
*****
you noticing it's all the awareness raisers that seem to be getting assaulted up in thar?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:05 PM (01cYD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Most here are Scholars and Gentlemen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:06 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 21, 2015 08:37 PM (7YlUk)
Quit playing with your food, sonny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (M57sC)
683 Short for Thunderbitch
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:03 PM (zOTsN)
Ahhhhh
No Prob,
I like strong women.
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (iLVH9)
When Emma has her 666th roll on the mattress, does a sperm demon arise from its stains? Or will it just be an abyssal-type crab louse
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 21, 2015 10:00 PM (01cYD)
Is she rolling a 1D12 or 2D6, cuz that'll affect the odds.
...
Is the ONT up yet?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Hank at May 21, 2015 10:08 PM (mb+j8)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:09 PM (iLVH9)
You'll get sloppy mattress seconds, and like it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (K5/vW)
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Sir! I resemble that remark, and I hereby challenge you to a duel for insulting my honor! Super Soakers at fifteen paces.
I select.....Ummmm......ThunderB as my second! No wait, JaneD'oh. AtC. All of them in white T-shirts.
You may fire when ready, weftcut-loop!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:07 PM (l3LvV)
Maet is taking his time to make sure it is extra-rapey.
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: OTB at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 08:55 PM (kCLGY)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: Old Blue
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I didn't, but my poor ass should have.
Or i could have him mounted as a trophy seeing how Tucker is only a min-pin, but thinks he's a 200 pound badass.
*little bastard strutted around with a puffed-up chest all day.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (BN09I)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: derit at May 21, 2015 10:12 PM (jT+gh)
Maet is taking his time to make sure it is extra-rapey.
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at May 21, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk)
Sweet! Hopefully, some murder and arson is mixed in there as well.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:11 PM (VPLuQ)
A) The police are too busy raping to strike
B) The news people are too busy raping to report it
C) You are being rapey for bringing it up
D) Rape Rape Rape Baked Beans Rape and Rape
Posted by: Rapey McRaper at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (7YlUk)
I select.....Ummmm......ThunderB as my second! No wait, JaneD'oh. AtC. All of them in white T-shirts.
You may fire when ready, weftcut-loop!"
Did someone say 'Wet tee shirt on the trampoline contest" at the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (VPLuQ)
That place ain't gonna end well.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 21, 2015 10:13 PM (l3LvV)
Wouldn't be an ONT without!
Posted by: Kill it with Fire! at May 21, 2015 10:14 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (go5uR)
Banned by the new Gay Scouts.
Posted by: Bertram
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Yeah..., i saw that. Disgusting. Gay Scoutmasters, what could go wrong? They folded like a cheap tent. So much for 'Morally Straight'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ)
Damn. And the water balloons cannot be any bigger that a ping pong ball. Pussies!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (9iR5/)
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Is Beth going to be there? I mean, I'm in Colorado, but I could might make a trip.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:16 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (go5uR)
Some people would actually enjoy that...
Posted by: The Gimp at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (7YlUk)
That place ain't gonna end well."
I actually posted that link right here last night.
Classic Baltimore arrest,
Sees the camera and does the dead bang drop and flop.
Plus the yelling about being injured.
Did you see the black female Officer, and her reaction when he dropped and flopped?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (VPLuQ)
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554309247946752
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/601554251773386754
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2015 09:04 PM (0O7c5)
Holy smokes! The next time I come to AZ, we should get a group together and hold an impromptu demolition derby in the mall with those bad boys. That would be a hoot and half!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:17 PM (iLVH9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 10:15 PM (F2IAQ)<<<
Thank me!
Posted by: Bob "Jamie Gorelick II" Gates at May 21, 2015 10:18 PM (dkfG0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
Posted by: Ian Hampster
I kind of doubt that Fred ever had a car literally as big as a whale.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:19 PM (uctT+)
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Yeah, kind of like "Great, we have another idiot."
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (9iR5/)
VIA.
http://bit.ly/1FByvCz
WBAL
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (QXL1z)
Posted by: Adam at May 21, 2015 10:21 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 21, 2015 09:20 PM (kCLGY)
Fair question. How about, "Buddy, I don't swing that way. Consider this your final warning."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 10:22 PM (M57sC)
Yeah, Yeah, but you'd blow up a lotta quin the eskimo shit
Posted by: Ian Hampster at May 21, 2015 10:24 PM (iLVH9)
Still, no declaration of a strike or slowdown.
It may in fact be happening.
But I can't see where anyone is actually saying that it is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:25 PM (VPLuQ)
and hold an impromptu demolition derby in the mall with those bad boys.
That would be a hoot and half!
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Just imagine a big bunch of the Horde, on those fluffy motors, terrorizing half the residents of the city.
Women with small children running, screaming down the corridors, old people with walkers and hoverounds hugging the walls, their faces frozen in terror, Paul Blart the mall cop diving into the fountain to avoid being run over.
Teens texting and filming furiously, then running for their very lives!
When do we start?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:25 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Scoutmaster at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (M0KDw)
True. They are just choosing not to engage. Or have been told not to.
Posted by: Golfman at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Beverly at May 21, 2015 10:27 PM (FM2iI)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at May 21, 2015 10:28 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: J.Belushi as played by Letterman at May 21, 2015 10:30 PM (uctT+)
Dude just can't seem to square that circle.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:31 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Dante at May 21, 2015 10:32 PM (+jCL5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:32 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:33 PM (+jijM)
So is this Adam dude going to start carrying bedroom furniture around with him, too?
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What's he going to carry? A cherry wood headboard? How about a six drawer dresser?
SWIDT?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:34 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 10:34 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (zOTsN)
Talked to my Dad and he and some relatives are coming here for Memorial Day where several generations of my family are buried. Latest my Mom last year.
The wife has this idiot Rednose thing on TV. Last I saw some fat woman can't feed her 3 kids. Maybe she could eat less and allow them some more food?
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:35 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:36 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:36 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: weft
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On the other hand, my heart...
Posted by: Minnie the Moocher at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:37 PM (VPLuQ)
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And for all you newbies, Vic invented dirt. Not saying that he's old. No, not at all.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:38 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue
If'n I do it again, the Chinese invade.
If' I do it 3 times, *strokes non-existent beard* ... aliens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:39 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 21, 2015 10:40 PM (M0KDw)
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*Jumping up and down like AtC on a trampoline*
Do it, do it do it!
Forget the Chinese. I wants to see the Aliens!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: The (badly)-Singin' Hat at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS8)
Holy crap
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS
<<<We are The Walking Thread.
Posted by: Rick Grimes at May 21, 2015 10:42 PM (dkfG0)
Holy crap
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:41 PM (MDgS
It's just jibbering from morons getting the shakes from ONT withdrawl...
Posted by: The Over Night Hat at May 21, 2015 10:42 PM (7YlUk)
Happy Birthday to the Thread,
Happy Birthday dear Thread,
Happy Birthday to the Thread!
Posted by: A. Smart Aleck at May 21, 2015 10:43 PM (bLnSU)
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Yep. And it's starting to degenerate. We want to see weftcut-loop bring on the Aliens with his super sekrit pyrotechnics. Ya have to admit, it would be kind of cool.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:44 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Adam at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:44 PM (9iR5/)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NFl86LX3Q
Posted by: Pacman at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (M0KDw)
Y'know what really constitutes "erotic terror"?
Visions of Hildebeast or the Mooch at any state of undress.
Now go get your shine box.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:46 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 10:47 PM (ncdr/)
Well, shit ... someone done used up the Zangian-nitrate...
*lights non-existent corncob-pipe *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 10:47 PM (uctT+)
"This thread is still alive?"
No shit.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 21, 2015 10:45 PM (vX8Jh)
SOON.
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at May 21, 2015 10:48 PM (l3LvV)
Posted by: Walter White at May 21, 2015 10:48 PM (dkfG0)
Um, you may be enjoying that a bit much, Adam. Not saying, just sayin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:49 PM (vX8Jh)
And the crowd goes wild! OMG, ladies and gentlemen, they're tearing down the potato chip racks!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:50 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Blano at May 21, 2015 10:51 PM (sdPF/)
Come ON!
The average three minute porn clip can go from hi how you doing, then a lap dance, seque into a blowjob, thence fucking in at least four positions, and finally, boom.
So set the timer on your smartphone, watch it for those three minutes, imagine somebody rubbing you for the duration,
Hey Adam. Get some help.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 21, 2015 10:51 PM (fAMNc)
Posted by: Hank Schrader at May 21, 2015 10:52 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (9iR5/)
You are welcome.
You may discuss anything.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Clark Griswald at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (uGrec)
Posted by: Crack Monkey at the Main page at May 21, 2015 10:53 PM (7YlUk)
Can we haz ONT before I run out of beer and I'm too buzzed to comment?"
Man are you losing that race.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (vX8Jh)
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I know, doesn't it sound ridiculous? Wait until the "hardline right wing" SCOTUS Justices start dying off or retiring......
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (EARfr)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:54 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (MDgS
*flings poo*
Posted by: Crack Monkey at the Main page at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (7YlUk)
have I mentioned the ONT?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (VPLuQ)
Yeah, it's funny. It's like the BJ is mandatory.
I will never forget my girlfriend (who is now my wife of 37 years) of saying "Just do me."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (VPLuQ)
Sittin on his ass while his neighbor cooks him dinner. Now he's drunk enough to think shooting the potato gun would be fun.
A Morons Moron if ever there was one.
Lifts glass.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:58 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 10:56 PM (9iR5/)
Maybe that Islandic tranny midget assassin finally found him...
Posted by: Pólitísk Húfu at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: One Freaked Out Cat at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (uGrec)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: Thread Pirate Roberts at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: girls with big tits and small noses at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 10:59 PM (MDgS8)
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Yah, those are the worst. Sneaky little buggers. Almost as bad as sneaky little Ewoks.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 11:00 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 10:55 PM (zOTsN)
I look for yoko to make a day after Memorial Day appearance.
As. Punishment.
Posted by: tbodie at May 21, 2015 11:00 PM (EeHjs)
Perhaps you should peruse her twitter feed whilst awaiting the ONT.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Thunderb, the things I have seen at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Infinite Hat at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:02 PM (F2IAQ)
What. The. Hell. Is. That?
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Ummmm......Modern Art? Guessing. Maybe she's constipated?
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (9iR5/)
Oh, he don't want possum. Buzzards have to choke that stuff down when they're hungry.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 21, 2015 11:03 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: Tom Swift, unctuously at May 21, 2015 11:04 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (V70Uh)
They carry Black Plague.
*non-existent corncob pipe *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:05 PM (uctT+)
The buboes are the secret ingredient.
Posted by: The Non-Placental Hat at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (F2IAQ)
I don't know how Shrillary thinks she can be prez with all her forgetfulness problems.
If your forgetting $26 million, you must be senile.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: The Armadillos at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: The Non-Placental Hat at May 21, 2015 11:06 PM (7YlUk)
"Buboes, hobes. What difference does it make?"
Posted by: Hillywok at May 21, 2015 11:07 PM (M57sC)
Posted by: This thread at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (M0KDw)
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Nothing like a weepy buboe to spice things up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (F2IAQ)
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Old thread and no ONT make Hat something something...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)
I was thinking of armadillos....
"
Armadillos are bad. Possums are just a rung above 'em.
Barely.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:09 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 11:10 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 11:10 PM (ecDRv)
I invoke my raite as a AoSHQ Commenter In Goode Standing to nominate the 5th Day Of The Week, termed Thorsday by heathens, as the CornCob Pipe Day.
*non-existent corncob pipe *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (kS9UV)
Hillary! Because she has evaded arrest."
Ya know, for a Dem pol that's not such a big accomplishment anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (XmOA9)
I was jealous.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (M0KDw)
Posted by: Couch
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I'm a college graduate!
Posted by: The Mattress at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (F2IAQ)
And what did the horde do to piss of Rush where he hasn't posted the transcript?
And evening horde!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 11:12 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 11:12 PM (vX8Jh)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Couch Fucker at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (ecDRv)
*non-existent corncob pipe *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:11 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at May 21, 2015 11:13 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ricardo
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Standard resume fodder, or as we say here in the Land of White Privilege, résumé fodder.
Posted by: The Mattress at May 21, 2015 11:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Danny Torrance at May 21, 2015 11:14 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2015 11:15 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 21, 2015 11:17 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 21, 2015 10:46
I know your pain.
We have a 4 y/o yellow lab. The wife finally convinced me to get a young chocolate lab, I've been resisting for a couple of years.
So it's crazy around here.
As far as back pain, I always take Meloxicam, an anti-flammitory. Once in a while I take a Tramadol.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 11:17 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ag80 at May 21, 2015 11:41 PM (CGITp)
After he was 'frozen' for two minutes of fondling. Uh huh.
This so reminds me of this Onion piece about the guy who was complaining about getting propositioned by gays ... in parks, bathrooms, saunas, gay dive bars, and somehow ended up with getting BJs. The poor homophobe couldn't stop those darned homos from sucking him off.
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