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Party of Science: Young People, When Polled, Estimate The Number of Gay People In Society at... 30%
I heard this "three in ten" claim one time, and I laughed at it. Even one-in-ten is too high by a factor of 3-5.
But there's our very educated Millennials for ya! By the way, I keep hearing the Millennials are "very educated." And they don't mean that ironically. They mean, of course, that they go to college at higher rates than previous generations, and then waste more time pursuing make-work masters in nonproductive fields. But seriously: Are they even close to "very educated"? I know people who employ Millennials. See if you can guess their take on Millennials' group education level and group intelligence. And I have to note, as usual, I know some Millennials, and they're bright. And, as I say, they will rule the world in time, for they have nothing but morons between them and the throne. As Herman Mankiewicz wrote to his writer friend in 1925, imploring him to come to Hollywood: "Millions are to be made out here, and your only competition is idiots." He added a whisper: "Don't let this get around." Anyway, the fact that America, as a whole, is stupider than it's ever been doesn't mean there aren't very bright Americans, and the fact that the Millennials are a Generation of Imbeciles doesn't change the fact that there are smart Millennials too. And by the way, the country as a whole -- young people, middle-aged, and old folks too -- peg the number at 25%. We're not a smart people. I also see that women, as a whole, also estimated the figure at 30%. Well... what can we say about that that won't cause a Shaming Crisis? Um.... it is true that women dabble more with light-to-moderate homosexual acts (at least when younger), and... well I guess it is now de rigeur for every upwardly mobile urban white woman to have her Gay Best Friend. So maybe that inflates their estimate. I guess they don't realize that one gay dude they think is their Gay Best Friend is performing Gay Best Friend duties for a network of like eight women. That poor man. For Further Reading and Review: Leon Wolf writes of the Emma Sulkowicz Generation.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 04:39 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 04:40 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: jdub at May 21, 2015 04:41 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: NCKate at May 21, 2015 04:42 PM (tpaSF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 04:42 PM (blHar)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:42 PM (dFXmO)
Why should we be bullied by 1.6%?
Posted by: Xylan le Kronlaist at May 21, 2015 04:42 PM (nMu6r)
Posted by: Bigby's Twiddling Thumbs at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (a42f0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (LA7Cm)
It's amazing how the MFM/entertainment/Democrat complex has managed to effectively muzzle and suppress the vast majority of the thinking in this country.
This will not stand for long. It will come to an end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (St6BJ)
Be very careful, or I'll be carrying my mattress all over the blog for years. I've done it before, I can do it again.
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (FCsIb)
Posted by: Educator (TM) at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (0NdlF)
I'd say we're on a downward trajectory.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (X+nFp)
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Realk glad you used the lower case "morons" in that sentence, ace.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM (E70Gb)
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Hey, I know Columbus conquered the US with slaves brought in from the country of Africa you h8ters.
Posted by: Some Millennial at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (2L77z)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (CnmVh)
I have 2 millennials and my suggestion for a career is to be a handyman/ette.
"Hey dude, can you come to my house? I can't get this lightbulb in."
Our dear sweet little darlings for the most part can't do mundane tasks around the house. It will be easy money!
Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (oiNtH)
This is what needs to be shouted from the rooftops.
Or in the ear of every Millennial.
"YOUR BEING CONTROLLED BY PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU!!!11!ELEVENTY"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (0HooB)
maybe the millenials are gayer.
but my real thought is that they're the first generation in which their parents thought the "what about hte children" argument was stupid. So, they got immersed in stuff that other generations kept away from kids.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (/HX7u)
Pop culture.
Where Glaad runs rampant over Hollywood.
Or as you morons call it the Gaystapo. Accurate.
Mass media is full of gay, and it ain't by accident.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (XmOA9)
Under 30, give or take? Childhood in the 90s to 2000s, I think. Grew up in the "millenium".
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 04:45 PM (0NdlF)
you would think that there are no heterosexual men left... think about it... when you have a show about rebuilding a cabin deep in the woods, who do they have as hosts... a couple of gay guys who probably never went camping in their life.... scared of spiders too. Won't hold a fish because its slimy. Yuck.
When you infiltrate the media and entertainment world with visible gay people and that is the world that young people follow then what else do you expect?
Posted by: PhilipJames at May 21, 2015 04:46 PM (Pbe3i)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 21, 2015 04:46 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: flmomof4 at May 21, 2015 04:46 PM (nSjrf)
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Like, um, I think the battery in the lamp is dead. It won't turn on. Am I supposed to being it back to the lamp store?
Posted by: Some Millennial at May 21, 2015 04:46 PM (78TbK)
I guess it's no real surprise with the way the entire gay thing has been so overblown and over-covered by the media in general.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 04:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2015 04:47 PM (6VoAq)
Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 04:47 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Xylan le Kronlaist at May 21, 2015 04:47 PM (nMu6r)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 04:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 04:43 PM
If you have to ask, get off my lawn.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 04:47 PM (h4vJk)
Who didn't feed Pixy's hamsters today?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (dBAgi)
No wonder they think we need to import millions of illegals.
If 30% of this country really were homosexual, we'd have a like .8 fertility rate instead of 2.0ish.
Dummies.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Help Desk at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: River Guide at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: DinnerJacket at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: The Gaystapo at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (bo7G7)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (vgIRn)
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It's where all the bright ones are.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (CnmVh)
I think it's born mid 80s or sooner, although I'm not entirely sure -- I've seen a few different years as the "cut off"
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (AkOaV)
In actual fact, I work with a lot of Millennials and they are bright, driven, and much more focused on career and school than I was at their age (or at my present age, for that matter).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (jR7Wy)
you would think that there are no heterosexual men left... think about it... when you have a show about rebuilding a cabin deep in the woods, who do they have as hosts... a couple of gay guys who probably never went camping in their life.... scared of spiders too. Won't hold a fish because its slimy. Yuck.
When you infiltrate the media and entertainment world with visible gay people and that is the world that young people follow then what else do you expect?
You misspelled "brainwashed."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
You have to hand it to the left. They announced their intentions to take over society slowly via their "long march through the institutions", and they did it pretty much in plain sight, and got away with it. Then, once installed, put the up and coming generations on a slow IV drip of their particular cultural poison.
So now Millennials can't tell you who the combatant nations were in World War II, but will inform you that Ronald Reagan personally caused the 1980s AIDS epidemic.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (noWW6)
What the heck is up with that?
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 04:50 PM (1V9qu)
Usual caveats about lumping a large group together.
I did all of that, and I'm (barely, depending on the definition) a millennial.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (vgIRn)
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It's where all the bright ones are.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)
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Hear hear!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
1. Except bullshit as truth
2. Cut the fucking cable
I chose life. Real life, not some celluloid version.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (noWW6)
Uh duh. He invented AIDS to kill black people. They spiked magnum condoms with HIV virus back in the 80s brah, everyone knows that.
That was right around the time they invented crack and worked with the Colombians to bring coke in to the ghetto to kill off the babies off crackheads.
Learn some history, yo!
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Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV)
No. They are very certified in their participation. Don't know enough to pour piss out of a boot and are mostly useless in a fire fight.
They are green. They do not know. They are told they know.
But, they do not know.
We all went through this phase except, we were actually educated and we grew up. We learned from experience and observed reality. The indoctrinated require a very, very rude shock.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (mmlFU)
And boy, is my dick tired.
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, Bringer of AIDS at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (8ZskC)
Early 80s to early 00s.
Well, guess I'm a millennial. Still beats being one of those fag gen-xers.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 04:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (zoehZ)
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Ever been backstage in live theater? It's much more than 30%.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 21, 2015 04:44 PM (vgIRn)
THOSE kids have next to nothing in common with the ones who are professional students and LIVs.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (DT3rQ)
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It depends. Can you distinguish shit from Shinola?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: fly gal at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (8TdcF)
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I'm seeing a theme here that ppl consider millenials older than I do. There's gen X...which probably means you're a bit above 30 now, at youngest.
Then there's whatever Limp Bizcuit made.
Then there's teh millenials who grew up with boy bands and being really concerned about bullying. I figure oldest millenial should be 25?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (dFXmO)
Implied tasks. I told my 19 year old to mow the lawn. After much himming and hawing he did. However, the mower, grass clippings, rake, and Hefty bag were all left on the lawn and sidewalk when he merrily skipped off to band practice.
When he got home I asked him why he didn't clean everything up and put it all away. His brilliant answer "Oh, well, you didn't tell me to do that!".
Implied tasks.
Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Furious George at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (UlJ3l)
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Woah - we gen-xrs will save the country.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (cgxNI)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (dFXmO)
Perhaps women should avoid college.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: San Francisco Parade Marshal at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (CnmVh)
Shame away. Either it'll snap some sense into them, or their heads will explode. Win-Win.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (le8re)
Also, educated isn't the same as credentialed. Lots of credentialed out there, not a whole lot of smarts though.
Posted by: Puddleglum likes beer at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (UYBdF)
Wait, I thought we were supposed to hate the Boomers?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (cgxNI)
Well, I am and I'm not.
Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)
I've related before the story told to me by parents of a white suburban teen, who had suggested to said teen that he go get a J-O-B doing the sorts of things that they themselves had done to earn pocket money at his age. Washing cars, mowing lawns, painting fences.
He said plaintively, "Moooooooom, Daaaaaaaad, I can't do that. Those jobs are for Mexicans."
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (noWW6)
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That is not nice! Now take away his job, his money and off with his head!
Posted by: Millenial SJWs at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (78TbK)
What the heck is up with that?
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 04:50 PM (1V9qu)
They may have voted for Reagan, but it was (and is) the boomers who man the indoctrination stations that created the millennial problem. Fuck I am so tired of the 60's.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Axeman at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Furious George at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (UlJ3l)
Okay, but to be fair -- who was it who pushed all of us millennials to go to college? (don't worry about what you want to do, just get a degree. don't worry about the cost, you'll make it up when you get a job. don't worry about loans, you'll make millions more over a life time than your idiot non-college educated peers)
I'm just saying... Everyone from teachers to guidance counselors, to "accepted wisdom" to parents to... EVERYONE said "you'll never be anything unless you go to college."
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: San Francisco Parade Marshal at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (CnmVh)
We're gonna need a higher roof.
Posted by: ISIS at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (FIvdS)
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (cgxNI)
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Just had this conversation with my 19 y/o 2 days ago. Her first year in college and she was telling me that she met so many kids her age who think of themselves as special snowflakes.
Posted by: flmomof4 at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (nSjrf)
Which would make me a millennial, I guess. Turned 18 in 2000...
Don't fit the stereotype in most respects, but then I have always been the odd man out in most any company I find myself in.
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (a42f0)
Na but once at Disneyworld I rode an elevator with some ABC midlevel types..
Posted by: Ricky Martin at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (jpm+0)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (nqiq9)
They also mistake having info at their fingertips as being knowledgeable. Just because you can google the details of a WWII event doesn't mean you understand its context, it's significance, and why it is being brought up in a discussion about a current event.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (6VoAq)
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Something like that. Care for a cigar?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Iran at May 21, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
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Well, they're credentialed anyway.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (XUKZU)
Gen Xers are all beta males, and boomers are all selfish pricks who saddled us with massive debt and entitlements.
(I kid, I kid)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (nqiq9)
Wait, I thought we were supposed to hate the Boomers?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 04:53 PM (0NdlF)
Of course. But why stop there? The only age cohort I typically like are the Greatests, even though a lot of their inclinations are a bit, shall we say, government centric. Great depression, WW2, and FDR will do that I guess.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (t06LC)
There's a whole lot of land and people outside of a theater.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (le8re)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (ODxAs)
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that is funny.
more likely a millenial beta orbiter like in Kick Ass.
The gay bff is the big problem, it's a force multiplier for the 1.5% even though they only exist in movies. I've been told that GBFF's only bff with hot chicks, so in a city like DC. That means there's what. 10 GBFFs?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:56 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (OsWis)
Also, pop culture has gone "all gay all the time" so the survey is no surprise.
Posted by: brak at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (Tj+s6)
You know this is the fault of the MSM, TV & Hollywood, right? Like every show now _must_ have at least one homosexual character now.
Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (XMX7O)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (8cSVB)
Well, if you get your info just from tv this is what you would think.
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e)
.....................................
It used to be called the Idiot Box, now it's the Insanity Box.
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (dFXmO)
Right. I was taught in school that "learning facts isn't important. What's important is knowing how to ACCESS facts. No one can be expected to know everything."
Which sounded insightful and edgy at the time, but now sounds very stupid. Especially since "knowing how to access facts" is as simple as "Siri, who were the belligerents during WW2?"
Why even go to school if that's the goal of K-12 education? Any 5 year old knows how to use Siri.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (AkOaV)
Part of the problem is the focus on sending kids to college long before they have any reason to go. In my last job we did web pages; it meant we hired computer programmers, illustrators, and writers.
In most cases, people with degrees in those fields did not have any desire to do those things. We interviewed far too many art majors who didn't enjoy drawing, programming majors who didn't enjoy programming, and English majors who didn't enjoy writing or reading. They didn't go to college because they wanted to learn more about something. They went to college because.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (/HX7u)
I think they call it population concentration.
Kinda asshole to belly-button, but they enjoy assholes.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Some Cat at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (JOG+K)
What the heck is up with that?
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Reagan was a success. Economic prosperity, winning the Cold War. No generation of kids ever had it so good.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
And Ace weighs in on the grammar fight from the previous thread...
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 21, 2015 04:58 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: petunia at May 21, 2015 04:58 PM (VoCyE)
Thanks for letting the Commies win, guys. Great job there.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 04:58 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (W5DcG)
Well, I mean, while we're on the topic of broad generational generalizations...
No, I jest. I don't know if I buy in to the whole "people of the same generation are more similar than people of different generations" thing.
My father, for example, was in the same generation as the dirty hippies. I can't imagine a person less like that stereotypical "flower child" than my dad.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (AkOaV)
1%. If they factored in people who might think they sort of leaned "gay" the number got close to 1% but never broke that barrier. In essence we are destroying some of our traditions over not hurting the feelings of less than 1% of the population.
They are the true evil 1% holding everyone hostage for their beliefs.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (iONHu)
The caveat, of course, is that in order to believe the genetics one must believe that homosexuality is an inherited characteristic. If one believes that homosexuality is a choice or a learned trait, well, off to the stocks for you!!
Science!!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: huerfano at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (J0IP0)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (xWW96)
Moo moo changed his nic which I thought was pretty gay of him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (rDqRv)
Watching TV these days makes me feel like I've been taking it in the kiester, so that number may be more accurate than we think.
Posted by: Jaws at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (2A3ak)
The movies.
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Dim-witted older white male Establishment boss figure screws everything up horribly. Then at the last minute, a hip young black male anti-Establishment figure comes out of nowhere, steps into the scene, takes over, and adroitly puts right everything that the old white guy had made a mess of, maintaining a snappy line of patter the entire time.
It's nearly impossible to count how many Hollyweird films and TV shows have proceeded from this particular stock plot in the last thirty years.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (noWW6)
Indeed. When a teenager of seemingly normal intelligence working at hobby lobby can't subtract 10 from 20 without a calculator? That's an education issue. Kids should be able to do that.
Posted by: Lea at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (lIU4e)
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Who doesn't know that? They are the people just above France. That live in the ocean. Except that one girl that feel in love with a prince. I think her name was Arialplane?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 04:54 PM (noWW6)
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Underclass: Established.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (/HX7u)
Right. I was taught in school that "learning facts isn't important. What's important is knowing how to ACCESS facts. No one can be expected to know everything."
Man, that was exactly what was stressed in law school. Of course, that is somewhat true in this field.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Muckraker at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: The Spelling Police at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (F9l4e)
My intestinal villi made more money in the last twenty microseconds than you and all your ancestors have made in the past thousand years.
Posted by: Mr. Frou Frou at May 21, 2015 05:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2015 05:01 PM (YtZB9)
Dragon Age: Inquisition's world is easily 50% gay. It's a wonder there are any people.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 21, 2015 05:01 PM (zObQ4)
I read someplace a few months ago that the actual "gay" population of the US is less than
1%. If they factored in people who might think they sort of leaned
"gay" the number got close to 1% but never broke that barrier. In
essence we are destroying some of our traditions over not hurting the
feelings of less than 1% of the population.
They are the true evil 1% holding everyone hostage for their beliefs.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (iONHu)
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GWS, it's a little bit bigger than that, but not much, according to a UCLA study that is becoming increasingly harder to find. I think about 1.7 or 1.8% of adults are homosexual and about the same number bisexual.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:01 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (jWtyG)
The reason the Obama Administration will not describe Osama Bin Laden's extensive porn collection.
That and goats.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
And perhaps therein lies the problem. As Bane said (I think) "Victory has defeated you"
The greatest threat to republics is decadence.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 04:52 PM (rDqRv)
Zero. They got their rude shock.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (mmlFU)
"Siri, what does 'stare decisis mean?'
...Word."
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (AkOaV)
My father, for example, was in the same generation as the dirty hippies. I can't imagine a person less like that stereotypical "flower child" than my dad.
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I buy into generational / cohort theories. They are just generalizations. Have you read Strause/Howe?
A lot of it has to do how a generation reacts to big events in their adolescent / young adult years.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (xWW96)
The greatest threat to republics is decadence.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (t06LC)
A big part of it.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: huerfano at May 21, 2015 04:59 PM (bynk/)
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If your body says you're a man and your mind says you're a woman, the problem isn't your body.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (5f5bM)
The narrative baby. Judging from the commercials on TV, at least half of the country are Black.
In fact the HUD requires developers to include Blacks in their ads or they can be sued for discrimination.
True.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (M5Pt7)
Yep. History teacher did not make us memorize dates.
I think I have a pretty good idea of the flow of human history, but I loved reading about WWII stuff on my own.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (mmlFU)
Parris Island will do that to ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: The Spelling Police at May 21, 2015 05:00 PM (F9l4e)
Man, that's amazing how 29% of the country went full gay in 3 years. Must be the fluoride.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (t06LC)
That's why I think we need to come down hard on these liberal arts programs. Set up legislation that forces the public universities to list what the employment rate is for graduates in that chosen major.
People like Elizabeth Warren scream bloody murder at the banks for the failure of our education system, but it ain't the banks who are greedy. Not in this case. It's these worthless programs that crank out worthless degrees.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 05:04 PM (1V9qu)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 21, 2015 05:04 PM (nCKKS)
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Right. As long as you know how to use an EBT card, you'll be OK.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:04 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 21, 2015 05:04 PM (YtZB9)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 05:04 PM (8cSVB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (NPgvx)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (RJMhd)
Ah! An interesting rejoinder.
Yes, in fact, I have read the book Generations.
I liked it and thought it was a really cool way of looking at the world.
But I don't know if I really buy it.
Maybe in broad strokes. But there is such a massive amount of diversity in my generation that I don't know if I totally buy in to the theory.
Although, on the flip side, there is some truth to the idea that 9/11 shaped my generation, as did the financial crisis, and whatever else.
But it would seem to me that very different conclusions were borne out from those events depending on the individual.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
And perhaps therein lies the problem. As Bane said (I think) "Victory has defeated you"
The greatest threat to republics is decadence.
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I do think there is a lot of truth to that. Its not the only cause obviously, but it has to be a factor.
Let's face it, we live in a country where the obesity problem is with the poor.
According to our President, our country's greatest threat is a changing climate.
What a country.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (gmeXX)
Generalizations exist because they work.
Sometimes even a wrong answer can be useful, because it's less wrong than the alternatives.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Xander Crews at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (Ez21D)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (ODxAs)
themselves had done to earn pocket money at his age.
That's where they messed up. "Suggested"
My dad TOLD me.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (le8re)
Child-molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey said that Gay and Bi people make up 90% of the population.
There are even some special little snowflakes who think that straight cis-gendered people do not exist at all:
http://bit.ly/1PzkHis
http://bit.ly/1PzkY58
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (7YlUk)
Some of us are snowflakes ... but there's still a trend.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (0NdlF)
https://tinyurl.com/mlhyqcb
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (OsWis)
Actually, a lot of holders of that particular diploma go on to get credentialed in "human resources" and take jobs in the field, a position from which they are able to inflict enormous damage upon organizations.
The _zampolit_ corps of 21st century America.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (noWW6)
Yeah, but at the district level an opinion out of an appellate court as to what constitutes "conspiciousness" in a contract can effect your case. These get handed down every day which become stare decisis. Its a moving target.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:06 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (ODxAs)
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which is the federal government’s most relied upon estimate of the nation’s health and behaviors, found that fewer than 3% of respondents self-identified as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Only 1.6% of respondents self-identified as gay or lesbian, and even less, 0.7%, self-identified as bisexual.
Posted by: Xylan le Kronlaist at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (nMu6r)
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Back in the day everybody was saying God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
We're no blessed with the wisdom part.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (XUKZU)
No.
Swear to god, every person in my life who ever advised me on college said "what you major in doesnt matter. All employers care about is that you have the degree. The vast majority of people don't work in fields related to their major."
So people just go for whatever is easy and/or seems interesting during orientation week when you're 18 years old and more worried about schlupping the girl down the hall and getting drunk then you are about your future.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (AkOaV)
"It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition and a psychological understanding of the people concerned that a square is in fact a circle.
They are mere words, and words can be molded until they clothe ideas and disguise."
Joseph Goebbels
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (kdS6q)
Unpossible. 94% are latinos.
Posted by: dogfish at May 21, 2015 05:07 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 21, 2015 05:08 PM (I8YZX)
Child-molestation advocate Alfred Kinsey said that Gay and Bi people make up 90% of the population.
Well, I know I have not nor wanted to ever blow a guy... (looks around thread at nearest nine people)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:08 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 05:08 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM
Or the pole pushing. You never know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 21, 2015 05:08 PM (h4vJk)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.
Wonder what our public schools have been teaching on that subject?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (le8re)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (AbFmZ)
But I don't know if I really buy it.
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I agree. It is kind of interesting way at looking at the world. I certainly think they cherry-pick certain things/traits to support their thesis.
But as an Xr, I am fascinated with the idea that my generation will have a profound impact on this country, even though we are sandwiched between the two largest generations.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
He was that old comedian my grandparents liked!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo, Millenial edition at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (wAQA5)
My dad TOLD me.
I didn't have to be told...I wanted money, Mom and Dad didn't have paying work available, so I went looking for some. My parents may have provided some suggestions, and I know that they helped with transportation, though, since I didn't have a license until pretty late.
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (a42f0)
And the whole time I thought that prayer ended "and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people that piss me off."
Darn.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (4kTo2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 05:03 PM (rDqRv)
Yes, Sir. ...and Thank. God.
I tell everyone: "I needed it."
Got it in spades and Mount Motherfucker.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (mmlFU)
I'm occasionally grateful for this, when the act has been properly digitally recorded and the young women are particularly beautiful.
But I always remember TangoNine saying that the true face of lesbianism is not as pretty.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (AC0lD)
Well, according to what I see on American TV shows, pretty much half of
the population is homosexual, every family has at least one homosexual
member, and all the homosexuals are all marvelous people. They're all
perfectly well-adjusted, balanced, sane, and never have any phobias,
hang-ups, obsessions, or irrational hatreds.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 21, 2015 05:08 PM (I8YZX)
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And no one ever, ever mentions that what it's really all about is one man putting his thing in another man's butthole.
I know Ace hates Phil Robertson, but ol' Phil called it right.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (5f5bM)
Well, get to it then.
We could use some profound impacts right about now. And you guys aint getting any younger!
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2015 05:11 PM (2Ojst)
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A millennial told me the other day that 60% of our budget goes to the military.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:11 PM (XUKZU)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (gmeXX)
I guess they don't realize that one gay dude they think is their Gay
Best Friend is performing Gay Best Friend duties for a network of like
eight women.
That poor man.
Unless he's smart, and plays the "I don't want to be gay. I wonder if the right woman could make me straight?" gambit.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
That sounds kinda gay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 05:09 PM (AbFmZ)
And I thought nobody would notice what I did
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (le8re)
Another good question to ask the super smarty hipsters is what they think the black pop-percent is.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (TV9BR)
In just a dozen and a half months, Mr Obama won't be there in DC to steer these programs to his cronies. It is a moral imperative that these contracts and tax credits continue to flow after he is gone, the future of the nation will not be served .. for just a small commission .. if the spigot of programs, based on the flimsy evidence of climate science, is not opened so a continuous "wallet-ectomy" can be perpetrated on on the "Great Unwashed" of this nation.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (rpZ5G)
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Ha ha - he thinks we have a budget.
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (gmeXX)
I wanna (not really) see some scene where some dude climbs outta bed and decides to shower the excrement from his c*ck. 1 quick trick to lose support. That they avoid like the plague.
Come on, give us reality, damnit.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (rDqRv)
I told her if my son wanted to play football, I thought that would be great.
She equated this with child abuse and appears to believe playing football will lead him to become a vegetable.
I tried to explain the science was sketchy at best, either statistically insignificant or the overall risk was extremely small. We were also going off retroactive data when the technology for helmets and the detection of concussions has grown exponentially over the last 30 years.
...but nope, no ability for basic risk assessment and zero sense of scale. Just imprisonment in the state of fear.
Same crap that applies to global warming, guns, etc.
Posted by: JT in KC at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (Q+bnV)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (AC0lD)
Man oh man, there are some ugly looking lesbians. It seems as if many make a concerted effort to be as unattractive as possible.....
Which is odd, and suggests to me some complicated social and environmental effects in addition to genetics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:11 PM (XUKZU)
Oh, I had a great discussion in college in which every single person in the classroom (including the professor) was saying that 80% of our budget went the military.
I couldn't believe it. I ended up just throwing up my hands and saying "okay".
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 05:12 PM (TV9BR)
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Wonder what the black homo pop-percent is?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Jay Cutler at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (CnmVh)
1) I never chose to be strait, I doubt one "chooses" to be gay
2) If homosexuality were indeed genetic, the lack of ability to reproduce wound render this trait to be extremely small part of the population or render it out almost altogether over a long enough scale
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (t06LC)
And not just one butthole, but all of the buttholes.
zombie's pointed out a book where a man had no idea how many sexual partners he had, because he would go to a bathhouse and lie lie face down on a bench, for any passerby to stick it in. Partner counts in the hundreds to thousands ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (LAe3v)
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you know it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (0HooB)
Yes.
including same sex make out sessions. Hence the skewing.
Posted by: Evi. L. Bloggerlady at May 21, 2015 05:10 PM (4kTo2)
That's a new one to me. Is that a thing? I was always partial to the way my anatomy was arranged and wasn't keen to have someone preform knuckle surgery on it.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (mmlFU)
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If not for the Iraq War, we'd be swimming in surpluses. This is not even debatable.
Posted by: Every Young Leftist at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:02 PM (gmeXX)
Is that, like, a book or something?
Posted by: Educated Millineal at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (/HX7u)
A millennial told me the other day that 60% of our budget goes to the military.
Posted by: The Great White Snark
And I said, "very interesting -- but I asked for curly fries. Now make with it, chop chop!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 21, 2015 05:15 PM (nCKKS)
ability to reproduce wound render this trait to be extremely small part
of the population or render it out almost altogether over a long enough
scale
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (t06LC)
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See #135
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:15 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 21, 2015 05:15 PM (nCKKS)
Risk assessment requires an understanding of statistics and a basic understanding of how studies are conducted.
Protect your veins.
Protect your lungs.
Protect your rectum.
Wear your seat belt.
Be active and eat a varied diet.
I have just mitigated about 95% of the risk associated with early death in 1st world countries.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:16 PM (Zu3d9)
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Your favorite show ace "Just shoot me" Dave apse has a line in an episode "every woman is two drinks away from a lesbian experience."
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 05:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 05:16 PM (z/Ubi)
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Morlocks and elois.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (XUKZU)
* Boy were they surprised to find out they were millennials like the crazy college kids. I suspect there's a real split in that generation starting around 9-11.
Posted by: J. Random Dude at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (8OfdL)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (xWW96)
Man oh man, there are some ugly looking
lesbians. It seems as if many make a concerted effort to be as
unattractive as possible.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (Zu3d9)
To be fair, we have had linked newspaper articles on here about drunk guys trying to screw trees, vacuum cleaners and car exhaust pipes.
If you're a woman that truly wants to be unattractive to men, you have to at least aim to be less sexy than a car exhaust pipe.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (AbFmZ)
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Except how we deal with Russia. Let them deal with 20th century problems in 20th century ways (which were quite similar to the 19th, 18th, 17th, and so on).
Its the 21st century now.
Yippee!
Posted by: SH at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (39g3+)
60 Millennials were born between the years 1980-2000. And I don't understand what went wrong. The parents of these kids voted for Reagan. And their kids idolize Obama.
What the heck is up with that?
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 04:50 PM (1V9qu)
It's between the hours of 9AM and 3PM, Monday to Friday from the age of 6 through 18, and then college.
You trusted your children to people who raped their minds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (St6BJ)
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And one drink away from a Bill Cosby experience.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (XUKZU)
Someone who makes hats.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Help Desk at May 21, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
Threadwinner!
Posted by: the Butcher at May 21, 2015 05:18 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (t06LC)
You would think that the LIbEral god of Evolution would see to that, because sCiEnCe!!!1111eLeBinty!!!11
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:18 PM (mmlFU)
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:18 PM (t06LC)
Swear to god, every person in my life who ever advised me on college
said "what you major in doesnt matter. All employers care about is that
you have the degree. The vast majority of people don't work in fields
related to their major."
That last sentence was definitely true--probably when your advisors were in college. Not so much anymore.
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 05:18 PM (1V9qu)
whether you know it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Nice Nat Lamp steal.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (LAe3v)
to be here. And whether you know it or not, the universe is laughing
behind your back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (0HooB)
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Nice call, BB!
http://tinyurl.com/oo8srlz
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (i55o+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (39g3+)
You'd be surprised at how many women have experimented with other women at least once in their lives.
Men on men? Now THAT is a choice or a mental disorder.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (St6BJ)
ability to reproduce wound render this trait to be extremely small part
of the population or render it out almost altogether over a long enough
scale
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:14 PM (t06LC)
Exactly.
I call 1%-2% of the population to be an extremely small part......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:13 PM (5f5bM)"
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Bigger than you would think. Ever hear of "The Down Low"?
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (TV9BR)
keep your eyes to yourself, Princess
Posted by: ace at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (PA7DS)
No what to kiss. And when . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (St6BJ)
That stuff long predates them.
Around the SF Bay Area, I hear such bullshit stats most frequently coming from graying Sixties-era campus-left types, the members of the Ponytail-iban.
And have heard that stuff pretty much consistently forever.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2015 05:05 PM (ODxAs)
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I'm not ALL gay. I'm about 95% straight/5% gay. But oh that 5%!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (jR7Wy)
If a "Gay" person comes out as "straight" they are condemned as self-hating deniers to the point that it is illegal in some circumstances to suggest to a "Gay" kid that maybe they ain't Gay.
Coming Out Is A One Way Street
http://bit.ly/1F0qrXf
Born That Way?
http://bit.ly/1F0qxOQ
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 05:20 PM (7YlUk)
Which is odd, and suggests to me some complicated social and environmental effects in addition to genetics.
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.A Lesbian couple lives across the street from me and one is OK looking but the other is homely and dresses like a man quite a bit. And they have refused to engage in conversation with me for the entire time we have lived here almost two years now. I gave up waving and saying Hi to them last year.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2015 05:20 PM (iONHu)
I know Ace hates Phil Robertson, but ol' Phil called it right.
Another thing that's never mentioned is that that act is not technically secks.
In nature, there is such a thing as "mating parts." It's so much a part of nature that the concept is also a big part of mechanical engineering. It's real simple: one part is designed to fit inside the other and made expressly for that purpose alone. Any other use defeats the intent of the design.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:20 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at May 21, 2015 05:20 PM (vYoQI)
I tell lefties "I'm against homosexuality because I'm pro evolution and science. It's an evolutionary dead end."
Crickets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (8cSVB)
I think 30% of the posters are gay
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: Francis's overbooked quip at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (DL2i+)
This could be simply that we don't have jobs for them all so we must put them somewhere for a while. It is downright immoral to raise the idiots' expectations that can never be fulfilled.
Posted by: Decaf at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (YQN3A)
Damn, I'm good! They turned out even better than I hoped!
Posted by: Bill Ayres at May 21, 2015 05:21 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (AC0lD)
A new Ferrari is kinda sexy...
Posted by: Nice Tail(pipe), baby! at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (7YlUk)
crazy college kids
Posted by: J. Random Dude
That's what college is for. Stupid stuff that you'll later regret and deny.
You're just not supposed to stay that way when you grow up. Hence, one of the problems with the generation of eternal "next degree" chasing students, enveloped for decades in the training-wheels segment of life.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (kdS6q)
The Narrative must be promoted, and facts be damned. Every sitcom has at least one gay character if not several, the Great Unwashed watch it, and assume this is the reality and not the fantasy (or in this case, outright lie).
Great article.
Posted by: acethepug at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (WK825)
Posted by: FishingWithFredo at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (INiW9)
Then when those genes are isolated and embryos can be tested, and genetically gay babies can be 'corrected' or aborted, the bitch slap fight between gays and the women abortion rights crowed will be epic.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Knemon at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (f2Ida)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (nFdGS)
I have to stick up for the millennials that I know.
They are having a hell of a time finding jobs. I know one group of kids, a lot of them are English but some are American that have gone to China to find jobs.
I think they have given up by now but they use to co-ordinate together to try to defend some masthead points at wiki by re-editing them day and night.
They were extremely dedicated to defending Thatcher.
It's kind of sad, right?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (Sda6L)
related to their major."
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That last sentence was definitely true--probably when your advisors were in college. Not so much anymore.
Nah, still holds true even today.
How many underwater basket weavers do you think are working that major?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (0NdlF)
**8
funnies.
men + estrogenetic water = fabulsous
women + bad daddy = butch
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (TV9BR)
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Yep. For that matter, I wonder how much of the Muslim population is ghey?
Which leads to my usual rant: I am still waiting for the ghey pride demonstration outside the mosque on Friday. You know, in support of the oppressed ghey Muslims. And when the revolution finally succeeds and all the fellow travelers start settling scores with each other, when it's gheys vs. Muslims, my money's on the suicide bombers.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (5f5bM)
Maybe. But it was horrible advice.
I'm glad I majored in a sort of real major (business school), but I don't blame my cohorts for majoring in bullshit majors.
It just seems a little unfair for the same types of people who said "fuck it, major in ancient greek poetry if that's your thing, it doesnt matter" are now saying "you took out $100,000 in student debt to major in something so stupid?! Jesus, are you dumb!"
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
It's a story about a typical middle class family.
The dad is a useless, stupid, incompetent overgrown boy, who has breathe in and breathe out tattooed on his hands.
The mom is a good looking but not hot harridan, whose main job it is to roll her eyes and correct her "man".
The son is an androgynous, sexually confused young teen, who never listens and always has earbuds in and a device in his hands.
The daughter is older teen, hot, extraordinarily intelligent, cool, and tough.
The neighbors are gay men who always dress impeccably. One is just like the daughter, only not tough. The other is very sensitive, caring, knowing and wise, and always gets the laugh line while imparting wisdom to the husband and empathy to the wife.
Ooh, and the other neighbors are a doctor and a lawyer African American couple who look down their noses at the buffoons next door, but like them anyways. Once a month they will have a life lesson to give the central family, which will seem like common sense, but somehow it escaped the dunces. (by which I mean the husband)
It'll be a hit. Comedy gold, baby!!
TV exec: Nah. Sounds like every other show.
Get me something fresh....like a homosexual couple in Kalamazoo Michigan, and how they deal with their buffoon heteronormative neighbors.......
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (XmOA9)
high enough and you will be reminded of
your choices every day of the rest of your
life once you get past 50.
Be like the majority of Americans and you'll play it 2 to three years in high school and move on.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (le8re)
http://bit.ly/1F0r4QO
I'm pointing out some of the more bats**t insane parts in a draft post now...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 05:24 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:24 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (RJMhd)
Let's see
I have degrees in electrical eng and criminal justice
I'm a cab driver
.....SCIENCE!!!!!!!
Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (xWSkE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 05:19 PM (jR7Wy)"---------------------------
Let me guess that 5% is just north and south of your taint.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (TV9BR)
And cribbed some huge portion of the opening monologue of 'Trainspotting'.
Probably not. But that movie has to be '1 weird trick' to describe just how f*cked up our society has become. Watch it, if you can. It is beyond gross.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (xQX/f)
be tested, and genetically gay babies can be 'corrected' or aborted, the
bitch slap fight between gays and the women abortion rights crowed will
be epic.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 21, 2015 05:22 PM (AC0lD)
SNAP!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (5f5bM)
How sad is it that I've had that passage memorized for a looooong time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:24 PM (0HooB)
Dear Lord, that bit goes back just over 40 years, to the Radio Hour and the Radio Dinner album. Yikes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (St6BJ)
**
like the dnc realized idiocracy was a strategy...just import zero-info voters and profit...colleges realized that govt student loans let them get rich by just pounding through whoever they can get to sign on the line.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (JO9+V)
Wait. Is Ace thinking of taking the day off Friday?
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (/HX7u)
Maybe things will get better.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (St6BJ)
http://tinyurl.com/oo7tv6l
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (XUKZU)
Probably not. But that movie has to be '1 weird trick' to describe
just how f*cked up our society has become. Watch it, if you can. It is
beyond gross.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 05:25 PM (xQX/f)
******************
The book is worse.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (5f5bM)
Yeah, $50k/year of mistakes.
A nation has got to have better things to do than to take the better academically performing kids and pushing them into 4~5 years of indoctrination and sex and "stupid stuff".
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:27 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:23 PM (0NdlF)
At least underwater basket weavers have a marketable skill and are able to make goods with real value.
Posted by: The Underwater Hat Makers at May 21, 2015 05:27 PM (7YlUk)
Worth watching? All I know about it is that there are heroin addicts in it, and I have had enough experience with them to find the idea of glorifying even 1% of that to be despicable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:27 PM (Zu3d9)
Maybe things will get better.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v)
Things happen in cycles. The problem is nukes, muzzies and the debt, not necessarily in that order that might prevent an upswing.
Permanently.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:28 PM (St6BJ)
In actual fact, I work with a lot of Millennials and they are bright, driven, and much more focused on career and school than I was at their age (or at my present age, for that matter).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (jR7Wy)
This is exactly how I feel. They have been let down by the adults and organizations in their lives. This is what I tell my nephew when he tells me yet another story of the dumb things kids in his high school believe, say, and do.
By the way, I asked him if he'd heard about microagressions and triggering, and I was shocked to find out that they covered them in his AP Lit class. But his (public school) teacher said it was idiocy and about people trying to feel like "special snowflakes." This is the same teacher that said, when the topic of Sofia Vergara fighting over her frozen eggs with her erstwhile fiance came up: "Hillary doesn't need to freeze her eggs."
My nephew thought that was hilarious and so did I.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 05:28 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 21, 2015 05:28 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 05:28 PM (AbFmZ)
Posted by: Carol at May 21, 2015 05:29 PM (/NaDa)
Its not, and that's ok.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:29 PM (t06LC)
I am such a slow typer.
You said it quicker and better.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2015 05:29 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 05:30 PM (z/Ubi)
I am 52 and have never needed an underwater basket.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:30 PM (le8re)
Really, ace, if you're still lurking -- congrats man, that's a huge shout out and compliment from Rush.
I would cut the relevant part (I have rush 24/7 access... long story) but I feel like that's probably illegal.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (1V9qu)
Its not, and that's ok.
Just like homeownership. Housing bubble. Undergrad bubble.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (JO9+V)
One of the biggest problems is the lie that has been told since the 80's that college is for everyone and this is a good thing.
Its not, and that's ok.
Posted by: Jollyroger
Wut?
Posted by: Enormous State University Communications Major at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (LAe3v)
From time to time they really come in handy.
Posted by: Jacques Cousteau at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (AbFmZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (shFKH)
Who knew mouthwash was not the correct answer?
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (le8re)
Posted by: PabloD at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (W+7p8)
I am 52 and have never needed an underwater basket.
.
.
.
.I could have used one once when the wife and I were Scuba diving in Cuba. We came across an underwater field filled with conch shells. I could only carry two and could have used one of those underwater baskets then let me tell you.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (l3vZN)
Buzz, I will say this though -- the 3% number seems low to me.
I think it was William F Buckley who said, "Only 2% of people are gay? That must mean I know all of them."
In my high school, I'd say 5-10%ish were either openly gay or ... well, hung out with the gay "clique" and I assumed were gay.
Now I suspect a large number of them weren't really gay, but just kind of outsiders who found acceptance in the "gay community" but... I don't know.
In college, though, strangely, I don't remember many gay kids at all. And in my workplace, I know a few lesbians but only 1 gay guy.
So I don't know.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at May 21, 2015 05:33 PM (OgOFT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2015 05:17 PM (St6BJ)
Yes, and read here in the comments over the last four to five years.
"We're a Conservative family, we taught them, they had good heads on their shoulders."
Until they come home, after two years of Happy Fun Camp, speaking in tongues.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (mmlFU)
'Cause of it is a fucking average, these dopes are living in a stange world indeed.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (U6f54)
For all of you doomsayers, I can only point out that the WWII generation had to look at what had become of America in 1969. They must have been horrified. I know my Dad was. Maybe things will get better.
Posted by: pep
You think today is better than 1969: social structure, family life, morals, ethics and so on?
Let's put that one up on the white board.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (kdS6q)
I bet that'll go great.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 05:31 PM (shFKH)
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It's the reason you're so smart.
Posted by: Soona at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Irwin at May 21, 2015 05:35 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: the Butcher at May 21, 2015 05:35 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Imagine, if you would, a heroin addict -- his entire body sliding down into the most vile, excrement encrusted toilet ever to be found in a public restroom, ever. In search of a heroin suppository.
I'm pretty sure there's no glorification. Not even 1%.
Sick movie, great music. For Brits.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 05:35 PM (xQX/f)
No gays where I work now. We did have one gay guy but he flamed out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (AbFmZ)
The president of the boyscouts is our old friend Robert Gates, so not shocking.
I guess thats a logical progression -- go from the O admin to running the boyscouts and making them gayer.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (AkOaV)
Probably a better idea than letting gay men handle young boys.
And still a Bad Idea.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (nFdGS)
Well to be fair, I suspect you weren't raised in the shitshow our "culture" was devolving into, either.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (DT3rQ)
Yeah, I do. I'm primarily looking at the rate of decay (deltaD over D). The end of the 60s and the early 70s sucked donkey balls.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
It's all about the bubble you inhabit.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 21, 2015 05:37 PM (U6f54)
TMI. Keep your sex life to yourself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2015 05:37 PM (JO9+V)
I've been waiting for Rush to mention Ace, and finally!
Very high praise from Rush, Ace. High - much deserved - praise.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 05:37 PM (shFKH)
they are bright, driven, and much more focused on career and school
than I was at their age (or at my present age, for that matter).
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 04:49 PM (jR7Wy)
You wouldn't happen to be hiring, would you?
Totally serious.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:34 PM (0NdlF)
It might have been he who posted that comment.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (mmlFU)
Yum.....
Thank you for that delightful image.
Really appreciate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: MHJ at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (FZdvr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 21, 2015 05:36 PM (DT3rQ)
Good point, but it's still nice to avoid the association with the age group.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (shFKH)
RUSH: Snerdley, I'm glad that you alerted me to this Ace of Spades piece on Letterman. It really is good. It really is insightful. Ace of Spades is a well-known conservative blogger and is reputed -- correctly so, rightfully so -- as an original thinker.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (kdS6q)
Don't think he has college kids. But he does know the Roman Solution.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:39 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 05:39 PM (1V9qu)
It was just a matter of time....
Rush screams yub yub...
I made twitchy today...
Looks like a good day for the Horde.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:40 PM (/4AZU)
His horde though, his horde is a hive of scum, villany, and ill repute.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:40 PM (le8re)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:40 PM (xWW96)
then it makes since to open up the borders for an
emergency "breeding population" influx.
Other than that, goodbye Social safety net followed closely by societal collapse
and then whatcha' got here is a dead nation.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2015 05:40 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Just sayin' at May 21, 2015 05:41 PM (P4UOU)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:40 PM (xWW96)
Awww... darn it.
Posted by: Zippy the Razorblade at May 21, 2015 05:41 PM (7YlUk)
Jeez, don't give us ALL the credit. Ace helps out.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
"Train up a child in the way he should go,
And when he is old he will not depart from it."
Don't outsource your child-rearing to Leftists.
That's Public Education, TV, Hollywood, and big chunks of the Internet.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:41 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: WC Varones at May 21, 2015 05:42 PM (FL7kh)
You don't?
A generation told constantly that winning is unseemly and we all should finish together, whelped on the milk that the United States is the source of all global evil recoils from the hard work we placed before it and takes solace in the fantasy that by pretending we are Hugh Grant internationally lions will lie down with lams drifted left when George W Bush decided under no circumstance would he punch back against the media....
you don't get how they went left?
Yeah I don't either I guess.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:42 PM (/4AZU)
The president of the Boy Scouts is Robert M. Gates.
Who was SecDef from 2006 to 2011.
Via wiki:
"Gates also prepared the armed forces for the repeal of the don't ask, don't tell policy. Since the repeal in 2010, homosexuals are able to serve in the military openly."
Now, it's the Boy Scouts turn...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:43 PM (OsWis)
You think today is better than 1969: social structure, family life, morals, ethics and so on?
Yeah, I do. I'm primarily looking at the rate of decay (deltaD over D).
Posted by: pep
# of married families, # of divorces, # of unwed births, # on public assistance/support, # in prison or on parole.....
Don't see the silver lining at all.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 21, 2015 05:43 PM (kdS6q)
I particularly love how people forget some of us were screaming of the structural bias back in the '80s and were dismissed as kooks...
fuck it, buckle up Mattress Girl is Generation Tippy Cup's "Statue of Calumny"
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Mike at May 21, 2015 05:39 PM (1V9qu)
I don't think 9/11 did. I think I saw a survey once where older millenials like me were pushed right (as we came of age in 9/11) but younger millenials were pushed left by coming of age during the sandbox wars, financial crisis, and the age of Obama.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (t06LC)
Hey assholes, hire some more teachers.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (V70Uh)
Totally serious.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (cv6Ng)
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Why, yes -- yes I am! ((temples fingers))
Oh -- you mean my place of employment! Well, they're always looking for fresh thralls to man the watchtowers of The Panopticon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (tiTKs)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (z/Ubi)
This Hordeling listened to Rush with equal parts excitement and dread. Excitement that Ace was finally getting some very well deserved praise as an intelligent conservative voice on teh Intarwebz.
And dread at the thought of being forced to wear pants for company.
Which reminds me, I'm somewhat puzzled by the noticeable lack of trolls here in the wake of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: goon drone at May 21, 2015 05:45 PM (gy5kE)
Why do all this? Because it undermines familial bonds. When your wife regularly has multiple lovers, and you have multiple girlfriends, the importance of your wife in your life diminishes. When you don't know whether or not your wife's children are yours, it undermines the bond between parent and child. Don't believe me? Look at the child abuse and molestation that occurs in the inner city.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 21, 2015 05:45 PM (nVN5o)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 05:45 PM (oVJmc)
They misheard the question.
They thought it was "What's the percentage of gay people among TV characters?"
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (tiTKs)
That's unequal. 50%. No wait, 100% because of past discrimination.
Happy Fun is Mandatory.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (eOpVe)
Oh -- you mean my place of employment! Well, they're always looking for fresh thralls to man the watchtowers of The Panopticon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 05:44 PM (jR7Wy)
I'd be willing to discuss either position(s).
I'd also be willing to move away from the shitshow that is NoVa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2015 05:47 PM (39g3+)
Allah seems to see this as more of a way to preempt the courts. Maybe. But I'll just take that as another nail in the boy scout coffin. If I had a son, I'd be damned if I let him in that liberal shitfest. I'd take him camping and let him do manly stuff like shoot water guns at actual people and not get diddled by a scoutmaster in the wilderness.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:47 PM (t06LC)
A friend's son got into UCSD. He could NOT major in Computer Science because they only have so much room.
My daughter at UVa has had a similar experience. The intro computer classes are given to the engineering school first, so she loses out.
She's a COMPUTER SCIENCE major.
Perhaps they could fire a few diversity counsellors and hire a freaking adjunct?
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2015 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 21, 2015 05:48 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel's Costume Decorator at May 21, 2015 05:48 PM (RJMhd)
Generation Tippy Cup loves them some Glee Fascism, is kind hot on socialism, and thinks Ogabe's apolgia tour was just ducky if Gallop is to be believed....
also if Gallop is to be believed Giggles is at 53% approval based on this roaring clusterfuck economy and losing Iraq and Syria to ISIS.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:48 PM (/4AZU)
That's the problem though. A lot of the millennial generation weren't in their teens in 9/11. A lot were in elementary or younger. I think there is a split in the millennial generation itself among the older and younger subcohort.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:48 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (lNSdJ)
Hummmm. Will take me a couple of days to get to Vermont........
Posted by: Chester the Molester at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (xWW96)
I guess the next generation would be the fifteenials, you know, the ones with the high school diplomas, no job skills, poor English and math, and a sign that says "I deserve fifteen dollars an hour!"
Posted by: mallfly at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (qSIlh)
My knowledge of history, econ, and poli sci most often has me wanting to take a drill to my temple.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (ZKzrr)
Really appreciate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2015 05:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Sorry. But it is a helluva movie.
When I think of music that needs to be cranked up to 120 decibels, I don't know who is in second place to that movie. Do not watch in mixed company. It is oh-my-G-d gross. But somehow achieves its goals. I think.
Some movies -- you ignore the pros and cons beforehand -- and come to your own conclusions. This is one of them.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (xQX/f)
She looked pained and said, "Someone shot your car?!?"
Swearsies.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 05:49 PM (FsuaD)
The left seems to waver between considering Limbaugh a meaningless non-entity and the worst terror mankind has ever had to witness. Right now they're in a "meh, he's nothing" phase.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2015 05:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Garrett at May 21, 2015 05:50 PM (CnmVh)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:50 PM (xWW96)
The CDC estimates the number of gays/lesbians in the US at ~1.6% of the population, and bisexuals at ~0.7%. (Those who fit neither gay, straight, or bisexual came in at ~1% also.)
The same number of people still use dial-up internet.
So, y'know. Perspective.
Posted by: Hal at May 21, 2015 05:50 PM (nzmxZ)
Posted by: Scoutmaster at May 21, 2015 05:50 PM (vgIRn)
Better than being sworded or arrowed.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Dial up users at May 21, 2015 05:51 PM (LAe3v)
Watch the bewilderment when you explain the law of 72 WRT compound interest to them...
a LOT of hard work has gone into this tower of DERP...these shitheads know a LOT more than I do about LGBTABCXYZQWERTY ethics...
I learned a lot more about Civics, basic econ, and history.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:51 PM (/4AZU)
Except the home schooled kids.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 21, 2015 05:51 PM (39g3+)
A few of them who came home from middle school and watched the video of the towers falling decided then and there to join the military some day.
Less than 1%.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 05:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (SntwW)
The oldest Millenials are 35 now. They were in their teens when 9/11 happened and they went overwhelmingly for Captain Sissypants in 2008.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (nFdGS)
The most important ones being to know when not to click the link or Google the phrase.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (0NdlF)
So there's like a 6% chance a random stranger is either a fag or uses dial up. I would love to see a venn diagram of that.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: goon at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Mindy at May 21, 2015 05:52 PM (WS8WT)
I work with Millennials. And I should say, in some ways they are much, much smarter than us. Tech savvy. Information loaded. They definitely are more connected to their friends, family, and society in general. They seem to have a more social education. Fewer loners in the group. However,
1) They suffer from extreme overconfidence and overestimation of not just their intelligence, but abilities in general. Really intelligent people know one thing - that they don't know everything, that they can't do everything. very few millenials seem like that.
2) As a group they tend to be optimistic, but also as a group, the littlest setbacks seem to set them in atailspin. There is an odd sort of fragility. They tend to bail when the going gets rough.
3)Every Millennial I've ever worked with seems to be writing the screenplay of their life in their head. In this screenplay there are heroes and villains, trials and triumphs. They have a hard time understanding how little the world cares about them, or SHOULD care about them.
4) They love collecting "experiences". They would love nothing better than protest in Ferguson because then they could say they protested in Ferguson.
5) They are absolutely sure and passionate about many things, many of which are utterly false.
Posted by: Obama & crew at May 21, 2015 05:53 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein
Hummmm. Will take me a couple of days to
get to Vermont........
We'll give you a lift if you don't mind riding the bitch seat
-Waco, Tx Banditos
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 21, 2015 05:53 PM (le8re)
Posted by: maddogg at May 21, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 21, 2015 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
Don't forget the assless chaps.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 21, 2015 05:53 PM (I8YZX)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (WGCq4)
I draw a parallel to JFK's assassination when I was a kid. I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news, and Mumsey Dearest crying at his funeral on TV.
It took me many years to fully understand what had happened and also to notice how our enemies took advantage of a vulnerable national moment to stick their socialism in us.
I hope the young'uns these days are a bit quicker on the uptake than I am.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (0HooB)
No. Not even close. They have had their egos stroked while being overcharged for a state issued certificate.
"I know people who employ Millennials. See if you can guess their take on Millennials' group education level and group intelligence."
I've been an expat who works in a couple of multi-national, diverse industuries for some time now and see directly who American millennials are up against in the global market. They are going to get devoured. Unfortunately they will also continue to vote for politicians who continue to sell them down river at every opportuntiy.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (j4WLX)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (0NdlF)
Possibly because most of them can't afford a living space to collect real things.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 21, 2015 05:55 PM (YFFpo)
It's AMAZING what not being told every day you're an evil asshole who ruined the planet does for a kid's self-confidence...
I hate the left.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 05:55 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (0NdlF)
*upgrades ConservativeMonster to Orange*
Posted by: Friend Computer at May 21, 2015 05:55 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 21, 2015 05:54 PM (WGCq4)
*Me-shaped vapor cloud as I dash to Chik-Fila*
*followed by little sonic boom*
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 21, 2015 05:56 PM (RwwCT)
I think 2008 was more of a fluke with MC Cain (his hip hop name) and the financial crisis.
48% of over 30 year old (Older millennials) went for Obama, but as "youth" vote goes, that's pretty GOP friendly. The younger group went 60 percent plus to Obama.
Posted by: Jollyroger at May 21, 2015 05:57 PM (t06LC)
I'd also be willing to move away from the shitshow that is NoVa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (cv6Ng)
----
They're hiring, and they'd be lucky to get you. Yet I feel I must warn you, that as one of those hard-chargin', fire-breathin', crude-lovin' alpha types, you will be surrounded by wall-touching betas. They say the Bucky Balls on the building are are nerd magnets. Totally different headspace. Can you deal?
And you do realize, my good sir, that Maryland is even more of a liberal hive than NoVa? My neck of the woods is pretty, but it is plastered with Obama 2012 stickers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 05:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: mallfly at May 21, 2015 05:57 PM (qSIlh)
They didn't.
They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no.
They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic.
Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM (OsWis)
Agree. I was watching the cooking channel last night, the show called Dinner at Tiffani's. The host is Tiffani Theissan , who starred on Saved by the Bell and Beverly Hills 90210.
This episode featured food one could serve if you had guest over to play cards, scrabble, etc.
Her first guest was Ross Mathews, who is...very gay.
Her next guest was Tim Meadows. Tim is not gay, but played a gay dad married to another gay dad in the NBC sit com ..."Marry Me". This role was discussed with Ross Mathews , lots of jokes, etc.
Third guest was Jillian Barbiere of FOX NFL sports weather girl fame.
This was a show about gay people and actors who play gay people, who learned how to make goat cheese stuffed dates and pizza with prociutto.
The gayness is everywhere, in an attempt to make it seem normal and common.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2015 06:01 PM (JaIou)
Agree. I was watching the cooking channel last night, the show called Dinner at Tiffani's. The host is Tiffani Theissan , who starred on Saved by the Bell and Beverly Hills 90210.
This episode featured food one could serve if you had guest over to play cards, scrabble, etc.
Her first guest was Ross Mathews, who is...very gay.
Her next guest was Tim Meadows. Tim is not gay, but played a gay dad married to another gay dad in the NBC sit com ..."Marry Me". This role was discussed with Ross Mathews , lots of jokes, etc.
Third guest was Jillian Barbiere of FOX NFL sports weather girl fame.
This was a show about gay people and actors who play gay people, who learned how to make goat cheese stuffed dates and pizza with prociutto.
The gayness is everywhere, in an attempt to make it seem normal and common.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2015 06:01 PM (JaIou)
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 21, 2015 06:01 PM (/EkKm)
Millennials, remember there are thousands of them in uniform doing a
damn fine job.
My 1st thought was Micky-D's, but I suspect you are referring to those fine young lads ans lassies currently hanging with Mr. Drill-instructor.
Respect!
Posted by: Paladin at May 21, 2015 06:02 PM (+Wvn3)
As opposed to a guitar-playing bud of mine who had somebody pump five actual, real-live bullets into the front of his parked car one night.
He told the cops, "The sonofabitch killed my car."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 21, 2015 06:02 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2015 06:03 PM (mGBKM)
Yes, of course even there they are altering the corporate culture and not necessarily for the better....
I'm at ground zero of their training.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:03 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: NCKate at May 21, 2015 04:42 PM (tpaSF)"
I came in here to say "Going by what's on TV, I would have guessed 75%"
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 21, 2015 06:04 PM (MueqE)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (lNSdJ)
You know, I chuckle at these posts day in and day out, but today, I just want to crush your windpipe and watch blood run out of your eye sockets.
Sorry. Is that insensitive?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 21, 2015 06:07 PM (mmlFU)
Canada's had gay marriage for a while.
0.5% of all weddings in Canada are same-sex.
So I say we go with that number.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 21, 2015 06:08 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 05:46 PM (cv6Ng)
Did that last month. (Well, the MD/NOVA shitshow). Happy as hell to outta there.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 06:08 PM (c/Ipt)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 06:08 PM (c/Ipt)
---
Where'd you move to?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 21, 2015 06:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Then I notice a fitness babe in yoga pants and forget what I was thinking about.
There's no ro like hetero.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 21, 2015 06:11 PM (nlHrF)
Over the years of dong occasional contract work installing new PCs in banks, I've twice refurbed a Wells Fargo in West Hollywood, CA. Instead of dishes of candy as seen in most branches the desks and teller stations have little bowls of dog biscuits. When I tell this to other LA county residents they immediately understand why this is. Somebody from Nebraska or Kentucky might be puzzled and I have to explain that this is a city where there are almost no children at all but lots and lots of small dogs instead.
Posted by: Epobirs at May 21, 2015 06:15 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at May 21, 2015 06:18 PM (g1MTt)
There is a lot of fakery on those shows. My sister is addicted and has noticed the same actors as buyers many times in different pairings.
Posted by: Epobirs at May 21, 2015 06:18 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 21, 2015 06:08 PM (c/Ipt)
Where'd you go?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at May 21, 2015 06:19 PM (cv6Ng)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at May 21, 2015 06:21 PM (nBiPV)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2015 06:23 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at May 21, 2015 06:25 PM (nBiPV)
And this red blooded says with great vigor, "Thank the Lord!"
Nothing like a little lesbian love action executed by some hawt chicks!
Posted by: RobertM at May 21, 2015 06:29 PM (H2FoK)
tsk tsk
Posted by: righter at May 21, 2015 06:43 PM (YQA13)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 21, 2015 06:45 PM (1sJza)
They didn't.
They know Mommy doesn't play about some things. And voting for some scumbucket shit-stirrer while Mommy is in Iraq is a definite no-no.
They both saw the towers fall. While Mommy was finishing up in Basic.
Yeah, them voting for that asshole was not going to happen.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 05:58 PM
And that just made me smile, TY SMFH.
Posted by: Farmer at May 21, 2015 07:04 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Patrick at May 21, 2015 07:30 PM (U6YEj)
Actually, Larry Kramer, IIRC, said years ago in an interview that the gay activists deliberately exaggerated the numbers of homosexuals by a factor of ten in order for them to get traction as a "civil rights" group. As a tiny minority engaging in sexually deviant behavior, they weren't making much progress.
It's no wonder the sheeple think gays are 30% of the population -- that's about the ratio of gays in the TV shows and movies, innit? You can't swing a cat without hitting one. It's really getting annoyingly PREACHY.
Posted by: Beverly at May 21, 2015 10:40 PM (FM2iI)
Posted by: RSuave at May 22, 2015 08:54 AM (crQCj)
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