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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Overnight Open Thread (5-20-2015)Only under the peculiarities of America's mainstream media could you have an interviewer interviewing a man who has written a book disclosing the dodgy donations to the Clinton Foundation without the interviewer disclosing that he himself is a donor to the foundation. No, members of the mainstream media are presumptively hacks, and the pain and misery they endure as their organizations convulse and die should inspire laughter and joy. Sure, there are honest reporters out there, but that's only a fluke of statistics. There have to be some, if only because of the random vagaries of chance. They can get real jobs with the new media. But in general, MSM members' pain is our gain. What doesn't kill me, makes me sadder. "Fancy a rump?"
William Saletan at Slate Has Perhaps Written the Most Idiotic Piece on ISIS That I Have Ever Read I thought this might be a bit of hyperbole until I read the piece - and holy crap - Saletan really has managed to achieve a new density of general dumbness, logic FAIL, stolen rhetorical bases, strawmen, and deliberate, dishonest conflation within a single article. In short his argument is that ISIS and the GOP say (and believe) in the same things. To wit:
There's so much stupid thinking crammed into this one post that it could take a week of blogging to unpack it all but I'll just point out two problems with his argument to start you off with: 1) he takes it as a given that these statements could not possibly be true and 2) he can't seem to produce any actual quotes by GOP politicians or leaders making any of the above statements. And it goes downhill from there. Meanwhile there's a new twist to the whole 'mattress girl' saga: there was fourth allegation of sexual assault - on a man - against Nungesser that was only dismissed this April. But as in the other cases the complainant's own Facebook postings from the time severely undermined his story - to the point that investigators found his claims 'hyperbolic and illogical' and concluded that he was simply 'unreliable'. Nungesser seems to have had the misfortune of falling into a pit of vipers his freshman year, where members of the shared social circle were totally wiling to collaborate and concoct claims of sexual assault against him in order to show support for the victim of a rape that never occurred. It's nice that they didn't feel compelled to add in any music. And I kinda like the young woman thumbing her nose at 1:38 - she's got spirit. Why You Shouldn't Trust Just One Scientific Study - in a Chart Will coffee give you cancer or cure it? Who knows - maybe both...or neither. But then I'm not going to stop drinking it regardless. The Fabulous World of Japanese Socks! Well when you regularly take off your shoes in public, socks take on a whole new significance. And here you see a perfect example of Japanese focus and literalism: And some of the wares within: Classic Sesame Street: Fat Cat Sat Hat I wonder what ever happened to Kermit's sleestaky beatnik nephew anyway. The Truth Revealed: Heels Are the Tools of French Oppression Why can't we have beautiful, sexy tools of oppression like they do. Instead all we got are unconscious heteronormative assumptions, a few microaggressions, a sexist comet shirt, and the occasional furtive Sexual Gaze. Not exactly the stuff that makes a patriarchy proud. The Group knows your sins but doesn't care. Tonight's post brought to you by blogger struggles: Notice: Posted by implicit permission of AceCorp LLC. Thanks to viewers like you we can bring this, uh, programming directly into your home. Don't cost nothin'. <burp> Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Looky here!
Posted by: Country Singer at May 20, 2015 11:12 PM (nL0sw) 2
Now, to read the content!
Posted by: Country Singer at May 20, 2015 11:13 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:13 PM (m/EDy) 4
First!
Posted by: lavid detterman at May 20, 2015 11:14 PM (kivUY) 5
Nothing has changed
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2015 11:14 PM (0O7c5) 6
first?
Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 11:14 PM (o/90i) 7
It's nice that they didn't feel compelled to add in any music.
I don't think the copyright's expired on Yakety Sax yet. Posted by: TRIGGER WARNING: Anachronda at May 20, 2015 11:15 PM (o78gS) 8
Finally!
Posted by: madamemayhem at May 20, 2015 11:15 PM (WPm3x) 9
Howdy, y'all!
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 20, 2015 11:16 PM (0RdKg) 10
I claim this FIRST for Antarctica!
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 11:16 PM (MDgS8) 11
Check Your Privilege, Jesus and Buddha!
Self sacrifice to achieve peace and nirvana? Giving your life to remove the sins of all humanity? Better check your privilege you Patriarchal oppressors! More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9067 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 20, 2015 11:16 PM (7YlUk) 12
Never bring a mattress to knife fight.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 20, 2015 11:17 PM (+1T7c) 13
Cartoon is about lgfb?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:17 PM (m/EDy) 14
OK, I'll go back and read the content. After grabbing some of my wife's fried chicken that is to die for.
Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 11:17 PM (o/90i) 15
Has anybody here invited 'Mattress Girl' to the Number 6 Dance yet?
Posted by: someoldguy at May 20, 2015 11:18 PM (q3hBJ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:18 PM (m/EDy) 17
'Remember, they hate us. Hate us. They don't merely not care about us. They don't simply misunderstand us. They hate what we think. They hate how we live. They hate what we believe. They hate us. ' Should be engraved in stonse. Say, Mt. Rushmore... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 20, 2015 11:18 PM (maLc1) 18
Remember, they hate us. Hate us. They don't merely not care about us. They don't simply misunderstand us. They hate what we think. They hate how we live. They hate what we believe. They hate us. -- Kurt Schlichter I feel.....hated. Why people got to hate a playah? Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 11:19 PM (MDgS8) 19
I think the mattress deserved to get a diploma.
Dragged all the way on stage and got nothing! Poor mattress. Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:19 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:19 PM (m/EDy) 21
Evening morons, how fares the horde?
Sent a rather pointed ask the blog question re: why should I get butt-f*cked by higher taxes just because ace hates the establishment? I doubt it will be selected. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 20, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad) 22
Apparently Nussberger's lawyer is happy that Columbia let bunny boiler bring yhe mattress to graduation despite the rules.
Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:21 PM (cbfNE) 23
bonk bonk on the mattress
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2015 11:21 PM (TF10X) 24
I like everything that causes cancer. Yay!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:21 PM (m/EDy) 25
One wonders why these false allegations of rape do not occur too often in SC. Could it be because such is a felony in SC?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (GpgJl) 26
Not first but top 10
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:18 PM How's it going in WI? Cold and rainy today here. We should warm up from here, I hope. Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (o/90i) 27
About that chart..., I have to point out that 100%, and that's a real 100%, not a Tyson '100%' , of the people who eat carrots die.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (F2IAQ) 28
Oh sure, she graduates JUST when I don't need anymore rapeturns...
Posted by: David Letterman at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (maLc1) Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (nSOh+) 30
So did the mattress get to move its tassel?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (blHar) 31
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 20, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad)
I hate the establishment too Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (m/EDy) 32
Now THIS is an ONT!
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 20, 2015 11:23 PM (+Y3QE) 33
First fire flies have been spotted here tonight. A little late, because AGW.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ) 34
First fire flies have been spotted here tonight. A little late, because AGW.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:23 PM (F2IAQ) 35
bonk bonk on the mattress
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2015 11:21 PM (TF10X) pics!!!! or it didn't happen ... Posted by: Adriane the Rules of Evidentiary Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:23 PM (nSOh+) Posted by: lavid detterman at May 20, 2015 11:24 PM (kivUY) 37
Evening. Friggin hump day and I'm glad it's over. Time for a shot of BV.
Posted by: the 1st mooch at May 20, 2015 11:24 PM (o/3Hk) 38
Kermie's nephew is named Robin. That's not him. GOT IT?!
Posted by: Miss Piggy at May 20, 2015 11:24 PM (Vm8WO) 39
Now for some Japanese 'culture' that does show socks and stockings. Oh my.
https://youtu.be/9Y6H-YjsE9Q Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 11:24 PM (blHar) 40
How's it going in WI? Cold and rainy today here. We should warm up from here, I hope.
Posted by: Farmer at May 20 Ran up to the cabin last night. Frost this morning at 6:30AM. Heavy frost Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:25 PM (m/EDy) 41
So did the mattress get to move its tassel?
You're NOT supposed to remove those things. BY LAW!!!!! Posted by: Adriane the Legal Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:25 PM (nSOh+) 42
Hell, that will scare Moo Moo away
Posted by: Misanthropic ---------------- The cud-chewer is without sin, he believes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:25 PM (F2IAQ) 43
Parents need to stop sending their kids to college.
Oh well, it doesn't matter. The whole thing is going to unravel one of these days. Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:25 PM (MQEz6) 44
Ted! Is on the senate floor!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (Vm8WO) 45
Ran up to the cabin last night. Frost this morning at 6:30AM. Heavy frost
Posted by: Misanthropic --------------- Damn, MH. You've gotta be in great shape! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (BZAd3) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (m/EDy) 48
Hola, amigoz en loz tuboz!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (T1005) 49
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Never bring a mattress to knife fight. It's time to saturate the internet with Godfather references. They're so manly, it will drive the man-haters crazy. Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (+Y3QE) 50
Sent a rather pointed ask the blog question re: why should I get butt-f*cked by higher taxes just because ace hates the establishment?
I doubt it will be selected. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 20, 2015 11:20 PM (Gosad) *** You are, unfortunately in this case, part of a group that as a whole is calling for more taxing and spending, while doing their best to legally avoid said taxes in any way possible. Said overall group has mucho influence on end policy via donations. Therefore the call to hit this overall group with what they wish on us all. I understand you are an outlier, but there ya have it. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (cIoI4) Posted by: Us at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (W5DcG) Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:27 PM (MQEz6) 53
First fire flies have been spotted here tonight. A little late, because AGW.
I used to watch them, summer evenings back in STL. Too hot out here at Casa Critico Contemporary ... Posted by: Adriane the Etymology Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:27 PM (nSOh+) 54
Coworker and I put honest profiles on 'Plenty of Fish'
Had some good freaking laughs. If you have seen Road Trip- picture a lot of DJ Quales girlfriend pics from that movie being sent. Ummm, I think there is a glitch in your questionnaire. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 11:27 PM (XAFOu) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:27 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 20, 2015 11:27 PM (D0Tns) 57
Damn, MH. You've gotta be in great shape!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at Actually my 98 Chev 4x4 is in great shape. I just play a mean stero Mr. Hammer you're on a roll tonight Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:28 PM (m/EDy) 58
Hammer: You got fireflies out? Probably over here then if I care to wander out and see.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:28 PM (Wo9OY) 59
Cud-chewers? Isn't there something else about cloven goofs?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:28 PM (kivUY) 60
Regarding WeirdDave's headline about Vox:
I don't think this is blind pigs and acorns at all. Rather, I think that this is an opening shot towards a push for single payer. Note that Vox doesn't connect the crumminess of health plans to ObamaCare (not that one would expect them to). Instead, they carefully connect increasing deductibles for employees to shrinking deductibles for employers, so, once again, the underlying problem is corporate greed. And what's the cure for corporate greed? No, no, not less corporate welfare; it's more government. Posted by: DLJessup at May 20, 2015 11:29 PM (sX7Lt) 61
hi all.
feeling a little bit better today. not coughing as much but my sides are still sore from all the coughing. did a lot of house cleaning though, so that is good. how is everyone doing? Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:29 PM (2XMpf) Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:30 PM (nSOh+) 63
This is ridiculous. I was supposed to know about this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:30 PM (vbfOw) 64
A couple of times in that Berlin vid I thought we were going to have a re-enactment (pre-enactment?) of the worst Asian driver video from a recent ONT.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 20, 2015 11:30 PM (nFdGS) 65
Chemjeff what's up? Pneumonia?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:30 PM (m/EDy) 66
Okay, chemjeff. My mom's got a phlegmy cough too.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:30 PM (kivUY) 67
Bet that mattress is full of bedbugs and STD's. Bitch.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (VLTL9) 69
Hammer: You got fireflies out? Probably over here then if I care to wander out and see.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert ------------------------------------ Go take a look..., this is the first night this year that I have seen them. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (F2IAQ) 70
61 hi all. feeling a little bit better today. not coughing as much but my sides are still sore from all the coughing. did a lot of house cleaning though, so that is good. how is everyone doing? Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:29 PM (2XMpf) Goodly. Glad to hear you are feeling better. Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (MQEz6) 71
Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601082123999666177 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601082651039166465 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601083116552327168 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601083770750500866 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (GrXXa) 72
35 bonk bonk on the mattress
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 20, 2015 11:21 PM (TF10X) pics!!!! or it didn't happen ... Posted by: Adriane the Rules of Evidentiary Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:23 PM (nSOh+) This! Please please please! Posted by: Couch Fcuker at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (Vm8WO) 73
no not pneumonia, just a cold I think.
yeah I am out of lozenges. will pick up some mucinex and lozenges and stuff tomorrow. Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (2XMpf) 74
What's new, chemjeff? Moan you?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:31 PM (kivUY) 75
Bet that mattress is full of bedbugs and STD's. Bitch.
Posted by: Chavez -------------- And some unspeakably nasty stains. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (F2IAQ) 76
Anyway, night all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (vbfOw) 77
Nite, RK.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (nL0sw) 78
A video for a video
I was never here, I have no idea what this is saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=pr5YYHTGlWw Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (t//F+) 79
Past few nights have had fireflies. Pretty little natural LEDs. And a great break from the world's insanity.
Well back to the writing. Hope to finish story tonight. With clockwork precision, Sung keeps firing in lane four. Her attention is focused on servicing her own paper target and thus does not hear Alice go rapid fire. And like Alice's Pico, the HK45C's slide soon locks back on an empty magazine as a wisp of smoke curls slowly away from the front of the barrel. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (blHar) 80
Good night Rick
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (F2IAQ) 81
Get well CJ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (m/EDy) 82
Said overall group has mucho influence on end policy via donations. Therefore the call to hit this overall group with what they wish on us all. I understand you are an outlier, but there ya have it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 20, 2015 11:26 PM (cIoI4) I seeee. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (BZAd3) 83
75: Yeah, bet she never heard of anal bleaching an shit.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (2XMpf) 85
Male Cisnormative Patriarchy ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601087960356921345 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601088261415665664 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601088468052217856 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/601088763784200192 Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2015 11:33 PM (GrXXa) 86
28 Oh sure, she graduates JUST when I don't need anymore rapeturns...
Posted by: David Letterman at May 20, 2015 11:22 PM (maLc1) That made me laugh. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (UI0Cn) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (Vm8WO) Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (2XMpf) 89
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 11:32 PM (blHar)
It was a dark and stormy night on the outdoor gun range ... Posted by: Adriane the Firearms Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (nSOh+) 90
83 75: Yeah, bet she never heard of anal bleaching an shit.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 I suppose the term Oxy clean has a different meaning Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (m/EDy) Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:35 PM (2XMpf) 92
Will she bring the mattress to a job interview?
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6) 93
Mattress girl could make a decent living...working an oil patch man-camp. Beyond that, not so much.
Posted by: the 1st mooch at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (o/3Hk) 94
So did the mattress get to move its tassel? The mattress has a night job as an ecdysiast? Swing those tassels, you hot, sexy mass of springs and stuffing! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (VLTL9) 95
'Night RK
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (XAFOu) 96
She's recovering alright. Thanks for the concern, CJ. (Real concern not 'troll concern' obviously.)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (kivUY) Posted by: Adriane the Firearms Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (nSOh+) 98
Will she bring the mattress to a job interview?
The HQ is hiring? Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (kivUY) 99
"Sure, there are honest reporters out there, but that's only a fluke of statistics. There have to be some, if only because of the random vagaries of chance. They can get real jobs with the new media."
Why would anyone trust the professional bona fides of a journalist who had previously worked in the thoroughly corrupt ancien regime? Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2015 11:37 PM (noWW6) 100
92 Will she bring the mattress to a job interview? Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6 Job interview? Bawahhhhhh Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:37 PM (m/EDy) 101
92 Will she bring the mattress to a job interview?
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6) For the Clinton Foundation? Wouldn't hurt. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 11:37 PM (XAFOu) 102
Hah, Ted! quoted the blues brothers
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:37 PM (Vm8WO) Posted by: Adriane the Firearms Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (nSOh+) 104
The AoSHQ Style Manual clearly calls for them to be referred to as "the amateur webzine Slate"; please make a note of it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (hWqbq) 105
Ted hates Illinois
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (kivUY) 106
I never actually looked at Mattress girls face before.
I'd never have guessed she's cray-cray. That Jackie girl too. Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (cbfNE) 107
Why is Matress Gurl bothering to lug around such a big mattress?
Wouldn't a hemorrhoid donut be more appropriate? Posted by: just tryin' to help at May 20, 2015 11:39 PM (dkfG0) 108
MWNP, the AMT guarantees I will get it hard from Comrade Obama's IRS no matter what. The only deductions I get to claim are my IRA and business expenses--not my mortgage, not my kid, not my student loans. My absolute *BEST* case scenario is being taken for 34% gross, and that's not counting the back taxes I'm paying as well, which means almost exactly 50% of what I will earn this and the next several years goes to the taxman without me ever touching it. And now I hear my own side, not just OWS f*ckers and Fauxahontas, claiming I need to pony up more?
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 20, 2015 11:39 PM (Gosad) 109
90: Pretty sure you have to use bleach for those tough stains. Somehow I don't think this skank is real up for hygiene.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:40 PM (ucDmr) 110
Going ok Adriane. Still waiting to get the official offer from the dream job. I turned another offer down, and now...still waiting. How you doing?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:40 PM (Vm8WO) 111
Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (cbfNE)
IIRC both her parents are shrinks, that explains plenty Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:40 PM (m/EDy) 112
And now I hear my own side, not just OWS f*ckers and Fauxahontas, claiming I need to pony up more?
Posted by: Conservative Crank ---------------------- Not I, doc. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (F2IAQ) Posted by: one of those UV lights that show germs etc. at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (D0Tns) 114
Ran up to the cabin last night. Frost this morning at 6:30AM. Heavy frost
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:25 PM We've avoided that last few days. 44 last night, might get to lower tonight, but should be above freezing. I blame it on global warming. Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (o/90i) 115
Rand closing out the filibuster. He's sounding pretty hoarse.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (nL0sw) 116
"Go take a look..., this is the first night this year that I have seen them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer" Didn't see any, but 'tis a fine night out. Would be great for camping. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (Wo9OY) 117
If Mattress Gurl went to work at Dunkin' Donuts, would it become a bed and breakfast?
Posted by: things that make you go hmm at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (dkfG0) 118
IIRC both her parents are shrinks, that explains plenty
Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------------- It explains a HELL of a lot. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (F2IAQ) 119
105 Ted hates Illinois Nazis Democrats?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 11:38 PM (kivUY) "Get the band back together" Sounds like Rand is shutting it down. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:42 PM (Vm8WO) Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2015 11:42 PM (t//F+) 121
111 Yeah. I just mean minus the mattress, just in photos, zhe seems like she would be quiet and serious. Not a skank.
Dunno if she's obviously off once you talk to her. Or maybe she's a really good liar. Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:42 PM (cbfNE) 122
I think the mattress deserved to get a diploma. Dragged all the way on stage and got nothing! Poor mattress. Posted by: @votermom at May 20, 2015 11:19 PM (cbfNE) The mattress is the sane partner in that duo. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 11:42 PM (C3yAI) 123
Nice ONT Maet. Whiskey/Coke
Posted by: zeera at May 20, 2015 11:42 PM (/nRA7) 124
112 And now I hear my own side, not just OWS f*ckers and Fauxahontas, claiming I need to pony up more?
Posted by: Conservative Crank ---------------------- Not I, doc. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 I don't want you to pony up more I was giving you shit. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (m/EDy) 125
MH, Farmer, how' s shit going? By the way I bet that mattress smells as Rodham's cooter after a three day bender.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (ucDmr) 126
Didn't see any, but 'tis a fine night out. Would be great for camping.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert ----------------- Yeah..., I'm going to try and squeeze in an overnight camping trip down in N. Georgia before it gets hot. Which means, pretty soon. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ) 127
A music selection: CREED TAYLOR ORCHESTRA - "OUT OF THIS WORLD" 1960 Used as a theme for "STRANGE TALES OF SCIENCE FICTION" on KHJ-TV Los Angeles and as a station sign-off: https://youtu.be/p1ZXzfiCohs Wonderfully creepy and melancholy. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (kdS6q) 128
107 Why is Matress Gurl bothering to lug around such a big mattress?
Wouldn't a hemorrhoid donut be more appropriate? Posted by: just tryin' to help at May 20, 2015 11:39 PM (dkfG0) Why a hemorrhoid donut? Was the fake rape a butt job? Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (UI0Cn) 129
Mattress girl is a perfect illustration of a personal rule I stick with. Stay the hell away from chicks with brightly colored or streaked hair, unless you're going to gather poison from their backs for blowgun darts. You know, to paralyze the normal ones so they don't squirm so much.
Posted by: Uncle Joey's Facts 4 Kids at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (K94xl) 130
How much is ValuRite Per Gallon? $10?
So, say you had, I dunno, $25000... divided by 10... 2500 gallons... 1per day... 6.9 years...meanlifespan after onset of cirrhosis < 5 years... SCORE! Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 20, 2015 11:44 PM (maLc1) 131
128 Was the fake rape a butt job?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (UI0Cn) Yeah, that she apparently begged for via text. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO) 132
It woulda been so great if when mattress crazy was walking onstage to get her diploma, if a drone could have flown over and dropped a thousand of those "pretty little liar" leaflets into the ceremony.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:45 PM (Wo9OY) 133
Doing well Chavez sounds like you are on a roll as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (m/EDy) 134
131: From what I have read loved it in the butt.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (ucDmr) 135
There's a butter face joke in there somewheres.
Posted by: dogfish at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (jWtyG) Posted by: chemjeff at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (2XMpf) 137
129 Mattress girl is a perfect illustration of a personal rule I stick with. Stay the hell away from chicks with brightly colored or streaked hair, unless you're going to gather poison from their backs for blowgun darts. You know, to paralyze the normal ones so they don't squirm so much.
Posted by: Uncle Joey's Facts 4 Kids at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM (K94xl) Here's another rule, especially for guys, don't ever, ever sleep with anybody on campus. In today's SJW environment, it is simply not worth the resulting hassle. Posted by: Thrawn at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (wZ2hu) 138
Race hustlers are tired of being portrayed as thugs and leeches and lowlifes:
https://tinyurl.com/mdvsuzx They demand equal billing with outlaw biker gangs who are viewed in a more respectable light - as ORGANIZED criminals. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (BZAd3) 139
"Yeah..., I'm going to try and squeeze in an
overnight camping trip down in N. Georgia before it gets hot. Which means, pretty soon. Posted by: Mike Hammer" And before the mozzies get too bad. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (Wo9OY) 140
bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:40 PM (Vm8WO)
Good Luck with the Job !!!! Finished up intro to Italian Glassmaking. Working on what eventually may become the backyard ... Getting over the whatever this was. Been doing better this week, but still more tired than I'd like ... Posted by: Adriane the Firearms Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (nSOh+) 141
Diane met the former fairground worker - favourite chat-up line: "Fancy a rump?" - a few weeks later. To be both Welsh and carny folk is to be the Devil's own spawn Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (VLTL9) 142
means, pretty soon. Posted by: Mike Hammer" And before the mozzies get too bad. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (Wo9OY) Mosquitos or goat fuckers?, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:48 PM (m/EDy) 143
134. Nope. Asked him to stop. He did. They changed the point of entry & continued.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO) 144
"Mosquitos or goat fuckers?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian" Mosquitos. That's what they call 'em in Australia. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:49 PM (Wo9OY) 145
Mosquitos or goat fuckers?,
Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------- It's N. Georgia....., so, pig fuckers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:49 PM (F2IAQ) 146
Here's another rule, especially for guys, don't ever, ever sleep with anybody on campus. Dean Vernon Wormer's wife disagrees. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2015 11:49 PM (VLTL9) 147
Trivia: Did you know that the guy that invented the lie detector also created the super heroine character Wonder Woman?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY) 148
I want to talk to someone who might either care or understand.
Having read Genesis by H. Beam Piper, which is a sci-fi story about an almost failed attempt to colonize earth from Mars, and thinking about the Denisovian genes showing up in Siberia and being found in Nepal as a survival for altitude adaption... (http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/18105?) I was thinking: If you were moving from a dying, cold, thin aired, sea-less planet, where would you land at? Siberia? Kazakhstan? Where it was like home and had more brackish shallow lakes than you have ever seen in anyone's life and away from those scary jungles and violent seas? I think modern science had a bad effect on pulp sci-fi. (I also think my co-workers think I am insane to think about these things) Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2015 11:50 PM (t//F+) Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:50 PM (nSOh+) 150
Thanks Chemmie. Nite nite.
Thanks Adriane. Italian glassmaking? We gonna be seeing you at the ren faire? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 20, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO) 151
145 Mosquitos or goat fuckers?,
Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------- It's N. Georgia....., so, pig fuckers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:49 PM (F2IAQ) Lots of geography lessons tonight . Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:52 PM (m/EDy) 152
MWNP, the AMT guarantees I will get it hard from Comrade Obama's IRS no matter what. The only deductions I get to claim are my IRA and business expenses--not my mortgage, not my kid, not my student loans. My absolute *BEST* case scenario is being taken for 34% gross, and that's not counting the back taxes I'm paying as well, which means almost exactly 50% of what I will earn this and the next several years goes to the taxman without me ever touching it. And now I hear my own side, not just OWS f*ckers and Fauxahontas, claiming I need to pony up more?
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 20, 2015 11:39 PM (Gosad) ****** I understand you personally are getting killed with this crap, and, I in no way approve of or agree with that. I was simply trying to explain what I understand to be the cause of the movement to tax the 1%ers more. They, as a class, are calling for higher taxes on all of us to pay for their idealistic programs. As this class is advocating for all this spending and getting it through by their donation power, this class should pay more as well. It is about the only way that this class will STFD and STFU about the fact that I need to pay more for their ideals. You are a friendly fire casualty using this argument, which absolutely sucks for you as an individual, agreed. Until it hurts the rest of the class, how do we get them to stop? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 20, 2015 11:52 PM (3F6F8) 153
So the takeaway from this is that if cray cray coeds want to make fake rape charges they should make sure they haven't left a trail of emails or tweets or texts about how they liked it.
Maybe the Womyns Studies Department should do a class on this, Fake Rape Accusations 101. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 11:52 PM (UI0Cn) 154
Here's another rule, especially for guys, don't ever, ever sleep with anybody on campus. In today's SJW environment, it is simply not worth the resulting hassle.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 20, 2015 11:46 PM (wZ2hu) Well not using your real name. Or your real penis. Posted by: Maetenloch at May 20, 2015 11:53 PM (pAlYe) 155
/sock
Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 20, 2015 11:53 PM (D0Tns) 156
Well not using your real name. Or your real penis.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 20, 2015 11:53 PM (pAlYe) Hi, I'm Maet & I have a detachable penis Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:55 PM (m/EDy) 157
Thanks Adriane. Italian glassmaking? We gonna be seeing you at the ren faire?
: -)) Very basic stuff. How to get glass out of a furnace ... How to use basic molds ... Hours! of practice before they let me make spaghetti for the paying public ... Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at May 20, 2015 11:55 PM (nSOh+) Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 20, 2015 11:56 PM (maLc1) 159
I'm out, y'all. Take care and see you tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 20, 2015 11:56 PM (nL0sw) 160
Yeah..., I'm going to try and squeeze in an
overnight camping trip down in N. Georgia before it gets hot. Which means, pretty soon. Posted by: Mike Hammer" And before the mozzies get too bad. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:47 PM (Wo9OY) ****** They would be very ill advised to move into my North GA Mountains and start any shit. That is all. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 20, 2015 11:56 PM (3F6F8) 161
Nite CS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 11:57 PM (m/EDy) Posted by: Bill H at May 20, 2015 11:57 PM (Baojj) 163
118
IIRC both her parents are shrinks, that explains plenty Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------------- It explains a HELL of a lot. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 11:41 PM (F2IAQ) I had a college roommate whose dad was a shrink -- he had a habit of traveling to exotic third-world countries to investigate local psychoactive substances. Posted by: cthulhu at May 20, 2015 11:58 PM (T1005) 164
MH, Farmer, how' s shit going?
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 20, 2015 11:43 PM Good here, other than too cold. How's about you? Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 11:59 PM (o/90i) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ) Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 12:02 AM (7YlUk) 168
Is there an echo in here?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:02 AM (m/EDy) 169
OK I fess up and watch rand paul and hicew tonight, Lottsa good stuff *said*, will watch what happens. Night All
Posted by: FCF at May 21, 2015 12:02 AM (kejii) 170
154 Well not using your real name. Or your real penis.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 20, 2015 11:53 PM (pAlYe) So that's where it went. Can I have it back now? I'll sterilize it myself thanks. Posted by: King Missile at May 21, 2015 12:04 AM (Vm8WO) 171
Yeah, it's after midnight. Time to hit the rack.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 21, 2015 12:04 AM (Wo9OY) Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:04 AM (UVfht) 173
Blanco!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:05 AM (maLc1) 174
Nite AshRobert
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:06 AM (m/EDy) Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk) 176
Hola, OG!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:08 AM (UVfht) 177
172 Sorry, the sounds bounce around in my head.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:04 AM ( Arrrggghhh. Must. Control. Fingers. On. Keyboard. Hanging. Curve. Aarrrggghhh Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO) Posted by: AltonJackson at May 21, 2015 12:10 AM (KCxzN) 179
#40 we're having a very wet spring in my neck of Texas. Way more rain than last year. We've got standing water in some of the crop fields which ain't a good thing.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 21, 2015 12:10 AM (XO6WW) 180
147 Trivia: Did you know that the guy that invented the lie detector also created the super heroine character Wonder Woman?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY) That's a lie! Maybe. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 12:12 AM (BZAd3) 181
Well, not a thrilling evening. ICU is closed. Waiting on a neborn with jaundice to come in so I can give her a sun tan. Adult floor is well medicated, er, I mean sleeping soundly. Need to go out and cause some accidents or something.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:12 AM (maLc1) 182
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 21, 2015 12:10 AM (XO6WW)
Here's hoping things dry out. We have 2. Days of normal weather then a week of cold. FFS furnace is still on Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:13 AM (m/EDy) 183
Arrrggghhh. Must. Control. Fingers. On. Keyboard. Hanging. Curve. Aarrrggghhh
Good evening to you as well, bbd. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:13 AM (UVfht) 184
Did the original lie detector have a lasso of truth attachment?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 12:14 AM (W5DcG) 185
Posters on Columbia Campus Call Emma Sulkowicz a 'Pretty Little Liar'
http://bit.ly/1cPm9vu Posted by: The Political Hat at May 21, 2015 12:02 AM (7YlUk) I wonder if this poster campaign, entertaining, and accurate as it is, may not be a false flag operation on the part of Mattress Twat and/or her supporters, in an effort to discredit the lawsuit against Columbia by the falsely-accused Nungesser? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:14 AM (C3yAI) 186
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:12 AM (maLc1)
Be careful for what you wish for. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:14 AM (m/EDy) 187
That Berlin movie is freaky deaky.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:15 AM (0LHZx) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:16 AM (m/EDy) 189
MWNP, the AMT guarantees I will get it hard from Comrade Obama's IRS no matter what. The only deductions I get to claim are my IRA and business expenses--not my mortgage, not my kid, not my student loans. My absolute *BEST* case scenario is being taken for 34% gross,
_______ How do you figure 34%? Maximum AMT is 28% Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:16 AM (0LHZx) 190
Someone left the barn door open.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 12:18 AM (F2IAQ) 191
I missed the triple stabbing
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:18 AM (maLc1) 192
Good evening to you as well, bbd.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:13 AM ( Howdy Blanco. Wanna see my new party shoes, that Gushie talked me into buying? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:19 AM (Vm8WO) 193
Open open, open
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:19 AM (m/EDy) 194
OG, never wish for more action, you should know this. The trauma gods are ruthless.
HUCK/AKIN (why God?): federal plus state plus local. Fortunately Ohio isn't quite as oppressive as the People's Republics of Illinois, New York, and Commiefornia... Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (Gosad) 195
Before I stumble to bed...
I thought is was a pretty surreal day today what with team Obama declaring what a success his Iraq/Syria strategy has been. I wonder if it pisses ISIS off that Obama is taking credit for all of their success? Just curious. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (BZAd3) 196
If you are subject to AMT, the absolute worst case scenario is 28% tax on all income. And that's if you can't deduct anything, which wile technically possible under AMT is highly unlikely.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (0LHZx) 197
Howdy Blanco. Wanna see my new party shoes, that Gushie talked me into buying?
Like I could turn down pics from you. Of course I do. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM (UVfht) 198
Big stretch of AMT eliminates $0.25 of your deduction for each additional dollar of income. So 35% in that long stretch. Between that and other deductions you lose the rates for the upper brackets are a lie. I feel blessed to know about such things but it doesn't make them fair or honest.
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM (b3c9D) 199
184 Did the original lie detector have a lasso of truth attachment? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 12:14 AM (W5DcG) No but the guy and his wife did suspiciously have a girl living with them that wore "bracelets" just like Wonder Woman did. And a lot of early comics had her getting tied up a lot... Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM (zt+N6) 200
190 Someone left the barn door open.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 12:18 Are there goats in there? And sheep? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Achmed at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM (Vm8WO) 201
195 Before I stumble to bed...
I thought is was a pretty surreal day today what with team Obama declaring what a success his Iraq/Syria strategy has been. I wonder if it pisses ISIS off that Obama is taking credit for all of their success? Just curious. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (BZAd3) Useful idiot or sleeper agent? The former seems more plausible, but... Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM (Gosad) 202
Late May in California is freezing my ass off. I hate global warming.
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2015 12:22 AM (qyomX) 203
CC, I'm in the same boat vis a vis IRS, although I have no kids or home... we are well and truely caught in the tractors nuts...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:22 AM (maLc1) 204
147 Trivia: Did you know that the guy that invented the lie detector also created the super heroine character Wonder Woman?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 20, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY) Too much fundamental change has taken place for this to be mere incompetence, imio. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 21, 2015 12:23 AM (BZAd3) 205
HUCK/AKIN (why God?): federal plus state plus local. Fortunately Ohio isn't quite as oppressive as the People's Republics of Illinois, New York, and Commiefornia... Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (Gosad) Did I understand you correctly you have back taxes? Truly my condolences. The IRS scandal hit while I was in the midst of paying and trying to settle for a lesser amount. There Special space Iin hell is next to Jeffrey Dahmer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:24 AM (m/EDy) 206
197 Like I could turn down pics from you. Of course I do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:21 AM ( http://tinypic.com/r/mue7hv/8 My ankles are not amused. I almost fell trying them on. Have to practice walking in them. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:24 AM (Vm8WO) 207
federal plus state plus local. Fortunately Ohio isn't quite as oppressive as the People's Republics of Illinois, New York, and Commiefornia...
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:20 AM (Gosad) ___________ Ahh OK. I forget that most people have to pay state income tax. I live in one of the 7 states that don't have it. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:25 AM (0LHZx) 208
Howdy Blanco. Wanna see my new party shoes, that Gushie talked me into buying?
New, New, new party shoe, New, New, Party shoes are blue, New, New, Party shoes and you, New, New, Shoes and Hairdo ... Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at May 21, 2015 12:26 AM (nSOh+) 209
This is a stab from the past -- Rush Limbaugh in the bear pit of national television, in the 1980s, guest-hosting the Pat Sajak show.
An utterly feral audience of slavering leftwing nutjobs showed up in the studio audience and went absolutely apeshit. What an ugly spectacle: http://preview.tinyurl.com/l6by4zh I will say this: think what you like about Limbaugh, but he doesn't lack courage. Not many could face a slavering mob like that. On the good side -- most of the audience agreed with Rush and gave him a standing O. But the end of the clip was poignant. Posted by: Beverly at May 21, 2015 12:26 AM (FM2iI) 210
http://tinypic.com/r/mue7hv/8 My ankles are not amused. I almost fell trying them on. Have to practice walking in them.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:24 AM (Vm8WO) Did they come with a free pole? Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 12:27 AM (zt+N6) 211
My ankles are not amused. I almost fell trying them on. Have to practice walking in them.
You must have one heck of a party to go to. I can only imagine it feels like walking with railroad spikes attached to your heels. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:27 AM (UVfht) 212
bebe's boobs destroy ankles & cankles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:28 AM (m/EDy) Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:28 AM (Vm8WO) 214
WA state, where I live voted to increase the gas tax by 15 cents a gallon. Fucking Democrats!! Oh wait, the Republicans control the senate and could have stopped the hike.
Le sigh..... Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:29 AM (0LHZx) 215
I do have back taxes, though in fairness they are my own fault because I failed to understand properly the transition from W2 to 1099. What I'm really hoping for is President Perry or Cruz implements a flat tax, so I only need a single card and a check to do this in the future...because a 20% flat tax (still too high, but a start until some of the debt is paid down) would have me happily standing in the rain like Tim Robbins after crawling through hundreds of yards of sh*t in Shawshank Redemption
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:30 AM (Gosad) 216
I buy most of gas in Idaho as it is. From now on, I will make it a point to buy 100% of my gas in Idaho.
And not satisfied with an extra 15 cents a gallon, the boys down in Olympia are talking about imposing a 1 cent or even 2 cent per mile charge for all drivers as well. After all, all those boondoggle public transportation projects in Seattle need to get funded somehow. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:30 AM (0LHZx) 217
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:29 AM (0LHZx
A fellow Washingtonian wanted higher gas tax Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:31 AM (m/EDy) 218
Oh wait, the Republicans control the senate and could have stopped the hike.
--------------- It's those nasty Washington SoCons. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2015 12:31 AM (F2IAQ) 219
Moo Moo!
If you have $150,000 lying around, you can be called "Big Dick Playa" in a movie where YOU get to rescue SEALs, Rangers, and Marine Recon. Yes. You. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:31 AM (OsWis) 220
Rush Limbaugh in the bear pit of national television, in the 1980s, guest-hosting the Pat Sajak show.
Remember when MSNBC had The Laura Ingraham Show, The Tucker Carlson Show and The Savage Nation (Michael Savage)? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 21, 2015 12:32 AM (W5DcG) 221
211 You must have one heck of a party to go to. I can only imagine it feels like walking with railroad spikes attached to your heels.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:27 AM ( Well if Y5 would organize Vegas... Actually, it doesn't feel like spikes in your heels. The pressure is on the ball of the foot, and these were pretty cushy. I passed on a beaded pair cause they hurt like hell as as soon as I stood up. The problem is balancing on the teeny little point of the heel. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:32 AM (Vm8WO) 222
>>>My ankles are not amused. I almost fell trying them on. Have to practice walking in them.
Errr...I don't think those shoes are supposed to be used for walking. And good evening, horde. Posted by: DC in River City at May 21, 2015 12:32 AM (e+1S5) 223
Oh, this movie has lots of guns, explosives, booze, and boobs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis) 224
I guess it's best to have wine and tomatoes with beef. Just in case.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 12:34 AM (sdi6R) 225
222. Errr...I don't think those shoes are supposed to be used for walking.
And good evening, horde. Posted by: DC in River City at May 21, 2015 12:32 AM Gushie's sister motors around in heels that high like its nothing. Soooo jealous. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:35 AM (Vm8WO) 226
'I do have back taxes, though in fairness they are my own fault because I failed to understand properly the transition from W2 to 1099. '
Are my long lost twin brother? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:36 AM (maLc1) 227
True story: if swung/stomped with enough force, stiletto heels can do a passable job as an actual stiletto.
One of my nurses likes to tell the story about how the claw end of a hammer bears a gun in close combat--must have been a gruesome scene. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:36 AM (Gosad) 228
I have some extra unused keystrokes lyin' around tonight. Mind if I leave them here?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 21, 2015 12:36 AM (Xzjsz) 229
214 WA state, where I live voted to increase the gas tax by 15 cents a gallon. Fucking Democrats!! Oh wait, the Republicans control the senate and could have stopped the hike. Le sigh..... Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:29 AM (0LHZx) You should be happy that they raised it. They're the kind of Republicans you like. And you are all about tax increases. Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 12:36 AM (zt+N6) 230
219 Moo Moo! If you have $150,000 lying around, you can be called "Big Dick Playa" in a movie where YOU get to rescue SEALs, Rangers, and Marine Recon.
Yes. You. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:31 AM (OsWis) Snerk. Hi SMFH! How you doing? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:36 AM (Vm8WO) 231
Oh, this movie has lots of guns, explosives, booze, and boobs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis) That's a given in all action-adventure movies anymore. Big question: does it have boobies? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (C3yAI) 232
Cheating doctor killed by his lover with a stiletto heel in Houston
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (OsWis) 234
One of my nurses likes to tell the story about how the claw end of a hammer bears a gun in close combat--must have been a gruesome scene.
Robert Baratheon & his War Hammer ... Posted by: Adriane the GOT Critic ... at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (nSOh+) 235
That's a given in all action-adventure movies anymore. Big question: does it have boobies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (C3yAI) *** Previously answered, minus that "ie" extension. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 12:39 AM (XrHO0) 236
Well if Y5 would organize Vegas...
Yeah, last time I had planned to go to Vegas I got a nasty virus instead. And somebody else won the car. Actually, it doesn't feel like spikes in your heels. The pressure is on the ball of the foot, and these were pretty cushy. I passed on a beaded pair cause they hurt like hell as as soon as I stood up. The problem is balancing on the teeny little point of the heel. I'll have to take your word for it. They look way too small for my feet, and I don't wear heels anyways. Still, if they don't work out you can always carry one as a defensive weapon. Those heels look like they could make a hole in someone. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:39 AM (UVfht) 237
AOP,
This is a movie made by vets, for vets and those that a willing to take a chance on us! *blows kiss to Ace* But seriously, this movie has no redeeming value. None. Nada. But it shows us vets in a very real light. Plus, we get to tell Hollywood to fuck off. That is always a plus in my book. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:40 AM (OsWis) 238
Robert Baratheon his War Hammer ...
Posted by: Adriane the GOT Critic ... at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (nSOh+) Take it from me, an ice-axe is a real killer. Posted by: zombie Leon Trotsky at May 21, 2015 12:40 AM (C3yAI) 239
*peers at Bebes link*
Wow, those are pretty daring. Glad they at least comfortable even as they try to break your ankles. DC you are probably thinking of these boots which, no, you will not walk in. At least not far - http://www.shoebuy.com/devious-ballet-3000/329808/704070 Now back to the writing, chugging along to the finish line. Might be a 6k word story. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 12:41 AM (blHar) 240
219 Moo Moo!
If you have $150,000 lying around, you can be called "Big Dick Playa" in a movie where YOU get to rescue SEALs, Rangers, and Marine Recon. Yes. You. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:31 AM (OsWis) ___________ The fuck? Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:42 AM (0LHZx) 241
I must hie away to bed--morning shift, and JCAHO is in this week--which is the workplace equivalent of having a colonoscopy without drugs or lube.
Good night morons, be good and stay frosty. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 21, 2015 12:42 AM (Gosad) 242
That is what drew me to this blog a decade ago..though I lurked until New Years 2015.
You guys were one of the few blogs I loved going to in 2006...and 2008. When trying to connect via haji internet was less enjoyable that burning your pubes with a flamethrower. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:43 AM (OsWis) 243
Previously answered, minus that "ie" extension.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 12:39 AM (XrHO0) I was trying to draw a distinction between "boobs", i.e. dumb-as-dirt Hollyweird actors, and boobies, as in "breastacles". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:43 AM (C3yAI) 244
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Well, not a thrilling evening. ICU is closed. Waiting on a neborn with jaundice to come in so I can give her a sun tan. Adult floor is well medicated, er, I mean sleeping soundly. Need to go out and cause some accidents or something. Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:12 AM (maLc1) Gee, there's a scary thought -- squeezed between socialist-lower-average Obamacare payments and tax-de-ebil-rich taxes, doctors decide the solution is to have more patients. Lots more. Horribly injured. They start swiping stop signs and strewing rusty nails in people's lawns at night.... Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 12:43 AM (T1005) 245
Somebody sent me this the other day. It's a promotional film about Willow Grove Park in 1956.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfQedCO5izk This is local to me. I was born after the film was made, but before the park was torn down to make way for a shopping mall in the late 70s. I don't know whether I went to the park myself, but I vaguely remember the sign at the entrance. This was a famous amusement park in its time. It predated the big chain parks like Disney and Six Flags. John Phillip Sousa and his band regularly played concerts there in the early years of the 20th century. America in 1956 was a little before my time. But I grew up in an America that was still recognizable. Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2015 12:43 AM (sdi6R) 246
60 Regarding WeirdDave's headline about Vox:
I don't think this is blind pigs and acorns at all. Rather, I think that this is an opening shot towards a push for single payer. Note that Vox doesn't connect the crumminess of health plans to ObamaCare (not that one would expect them to). Instead, they carefully connect increasing deductibles for employees to shrinking deductibles for employers, so, once again, the underlying problem is corporate greed. And what's the cure for corporate greed? No, no, not less corporate welfare; it's more government. Posted by: DLJessup at May 20, 2015 11:29 PM (sX7Lt) I had this entire conversation with tsrblke on twitter today, he agrees with you. You can read it here: https://twitter.com/tsrblke/status/601095303173799936 Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 12:43 AM (WvS3w) 247
Biden/Holpin 16
Posted by: Cunductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 12:45 AM (XYKz+) 248
233 hey bebe!
I'm wishing I had a $150,000. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:37 AM (OsWis) If I bring a lotta beer can I watch filming with you? Then we can "abuse" some unsuspecting Recon? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (Vm8WO) 249
Moo Moo,
A movie made by vets for vets. But we do need some deep pockets. Want to support the troops AND raise your esteem among the commenters here, this is an AWESOME opportunity. I'm not gonna lie. If I had a $150 Gs to burn, I would so totes donate to this just see my name as "Big Dick Playa" And I don't even have a dick. Go figure. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis) 250
Well SMFH and Bebes, no one won the Powerball so it rolled over.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 12:47 AM (blHar) 251
That other cunductor hacked my account
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 12:47 AM (XYKz+) 252
Woo Woo All Aboard
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 12:48 AM (XYKz+) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:48 AM (OsWis) 254
They start swiping stop signs and strewing rusty nails in people's lawns at night.... Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 1 I call,shotgun on this voyage Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:48 AM (m/EDy) 255
Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 21, 2015 12:47 AM (blHar)
123456 ... As well as it works as a password, it should work for Powerball ... Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at May 21, 2015 12:48 AM (nSOh+) 256
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211 You must have one heck of a party to go to. I can only imagine it feels like walking with railroad spikes attached to your heels. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:27 AM ( Well if Y5 would organize Vegas... Actually, it doesn't feel like spikes in your heels. The pressure is on the ball of the foot, and these were pretty cushy. I passed on a beaded pair cause they hurt like hell as as soon as I stood up. The problem is balancing on the teeny little point of the heel. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:32 AM (Vm8WO) ....and if that provides just a little wiggle....? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 12:49 AM (T1005) 257
123456 ...
As well as it works as a password, it should work for Powerball ... Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... Remarkable! I have the same combination on my luggage! Posted by: President Screwb at May 21, 2015 12:49 AM (y3sol) 258
Hey, Pacific Timers. Just a heads up from us Mountain Timers. The future one hour from now is pretty boring. Just in case you were thinking of staying up late.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 21, 2015 12:50 AM (Xzjsz) 259
And I don't even have a dick.
Go figure. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis) Sounds like a worthy project, SMFH, and a fun idea for a movie. Indiegogo says it's "oversubscribed", and has raised more money than its initial goal. But they are still trying to raise more? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:51 AM (C3yAI) 260
Do you think Richard Gere has nightmares or wet dreams about the Kia commercials with the giant gerbils?
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 12:51 AM (zt+N6) 261
Rand Paul filibustering the patriot act ..... well done sir... May I suggest a tax revolt before civil insurrection I mean it may save time
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 12:51 AM (XYKz+) Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:52 AM (OsWis) 263
they=the
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:52 AM (OsWis) 264
258 Hey, Pacific Timers. Just a heads up from us Mountain Timers. The future one hour from now is pretty boring. Just in case you were thinking of staying up late.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 21, 2015 12:50 AM (Xzjsz) ________ Thanks for the heads up. Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:52 AM (0LHZx) 265
'Make it upon volume!'
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:53 AM (y/p2Y) 266
253 bebe, A movie made by real heroes. That are kinda hot. Special Forces. Seriously?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:48 AM (OsWis) You've been lurking how long & don't know I'm partial to Marines?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:53 AM (Vm8WO) 267
And I don't even have a dick.
Go figure. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis) Well,lets see if I can this out without my size 10! Going in my mouth. But if you did have such a dick we are speaking of, it would be a magnificent dick and that would be a go figure situation Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:53 AM (m/EDy) 268
Heh.
The more money, they more guns, explosions, and boobs. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:52 AM (OsWis) How much of a donation to qualify for an autographed boobie? (asking for a "friend") Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 12:54 AM (C3yAI) 269
Sounds like a worthy project, SMFH, and a fun idea for a movie.
Indiegogo says it's "oversubscribed", and has raised more money than its initial goal. But they are still trying to raise more? More money=more 'splosions Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht) 270
Oh I know, BB...lol.
My dad threatened to disown me if I hooked up with a jarhead (Dad is retired E-7). So yeah, the Army seemed a safer bet. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:54 AM (OsWis) 271
256 ....and if that provides just a little wiggle....?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 12:49 AM (T1005) More of a wobble at this point. I'm going to be walking around the kitchen clinging to the counters, like the nieces & nephews clung to the coffee table learning to walk. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:55 AM (Vm8WO) Posted by: TRIGGER WARNING: Anachronda at May 21, 2015 12:55 AM (o78gS) 273
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie#/story
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:55 AM (OsWis) 274
Richard Gere must have pissed off a fat lesbian PR rep right after an officer and gentleman
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 12:56 AM (XYKz+) 275
My dad was retired Navy, so he had no love for jarheads, until one gave him a grandson...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:57 AM (OsWis) 276
Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 21, 2015 12:52 AM (0LHZx) The least I can do. By the way, you may want to move about three feet to your left here in about 36 minutes. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 21, 2015 12:57 AM (Xzjsz) 277
"...Its unethical - and time consuming - to go out and cause accidents..."
-Graham Chapman (IIRC) Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 12:57 AM (y/p2Y) 278
>>>I'm not gonna lie. If I had a $150 Gs to burn, I would so totes donate to this just see my name as "Big Dick Playa"
And I don't even have a dick. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis)<<< For another 150K, we can make that happen too. Posted by: Bruce Jenner's doctors at May 21, 2015 12:59 AM (dkfG0) 279
275 My dad was retired Navy, so he had no love for jarheads, until one gave him a grandson...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:57 AM (OsWis) Ha. My dad was a Marine. Looked like he was still in. Scared more than one boyfriend. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 12:59 AM (Vm8WO) 280
At one point, an ex-boss who was pissed about something regarding our lease directed me to write a complaint letter every day about our facilities. So I filled letter-after-letter about their staff gardeners planting flowers and removing them two weeks later before they'd bloomed, and the painted stripes in the parking lot alternating between bicycles and Sherman tanks....but IMHO my crowning achievement came on a day they'd overwatered the lawn and one of our gals had lost a heel, there was a spotting of a mouse near one-end of the building (not our end) and a cockroach spotted next to a common-area bathroom: ".....but, other than working in a vermin-filled cockroach-infested swamp, we're doing fine."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 12:59 AM (T1005) 281
Animal House is on IFC at the moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 12:59 AM (m/EDy) 282
ha ha we have gays and illegals in the military and we are a bunch of fuckin pussies getting laughed at when we go to the store by little brown assholes.... ha ha and deservingly so
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:00 AM (XYKz+) 283
That JV squad over in Syria is at it again. Blowing right past the national team. I suppose each man is issued a hammer as part of their kit, so that they can get right down to destroying historical stuff as soon as they reach town. Barack, Barack, wherefore art thou and thy red line?
Posted by: goon at May 21, 2015 01:02 AM (gy5kE) 284
ha ha we have gays and illegals in the military and we are a bunch of fuckin pussies getting laughed at when we go to the store by little brown assholes.... ha ha and deservingly so
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:00 AM (XYKz+ *** OK, which Village is missing its Idiot? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:02 AM (cIoI4) 285
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Moo Moo, A movie made by vets for vets. But we do need some deep pockets. Want to support the troops AND raise your esteem among the commenters here, this is an AWESOME opportunity. I'm not gonna lie. If I had a $150 Gs to burn, I would so totes donate to this just see my name as "Big Dick Playa" And I don't even have a dick. Go figure. Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 12:46 AM (OsWis) As you know, the classic response is ".....with one of those, you can have as much dick as you want....." Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:02 AM (T1005) 286
So is this Huck/Akin nic a hoax portrayed bt the moo moo? Whoever it is your satire beef is addressed to the wrong people. Get off my lawn
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:03 AM (m/EDy) 287
282 Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:00 AM
Squirrels are mooning you at the grocery store? Maybe you should drop the acid AFTER you get home from the market. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 01:03 AM (Vm8WO) 288
So, I'm working on my Last Will & Testament.
I really dig Lazarus Long's will, to found a home for indigent and superannuated pickpockets,prostitutes, panhandlers, piemen, priggers, and other unworthy poor starting with 'P'. Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 01:04 AM (y/p2Y) 289
Hey everybody.
Well, this is interesting. Twitter says that THE Stephen Colbert is following me there. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2015 01:05 AM (elbY7) 290
And... A whiff of Ozone and..."poof"!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:05 AM (cIoI4) 291
286 So is this Huck/Akin nic a hoax portrayed bt the moo moo? Whoever it is your satire beef is addressed to the wrong people. Get off my lawn Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:03 AM (m/EDy) Yes its moo moo. He's using it as a way to mock all the socons here that support Huckabee and Akin. You know, like you. Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 01:06 AM (zt+N6) 292
Wait, never mind. It's a conservative sock puppet Colbert at Twitter following me.
Still, thought I had finally hit the big time... Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2015 01:07 AM (elbY7) 293
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286 So is this Huck/Akin nic a hoax portrayed bt the moo moo? Whoever it is your satire beef is addressed to the wrong people. Get off my lawn Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:03 AM (m/EDy) Yes its moo moo. He's using it as a way to mock all the socons here that support Huckabee and Akin. You know, like you. Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 01:06 AM (zt+N6) Both of them??? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005) 294
Steve... if you don't share your mushrooms, you're a meenie...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 01:08 AM (y/p2Y) 295
Well, I ponied up a donation for the movie, SMFH.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (C3yAI) 296
Hi my name is joke man. I'm new here. I figure I would fit right in because I'm a fat cat on a military pension and have a great family and home all oh government payroll but hey big gov sux rjght on brother OH and guns we talk guns here because real men don't cold cock a mother fucker
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XYKz+) 297
Steve... if you don't share your mushrooms, you're a meenie...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 21, 2015 01:08 AM (y/p2Y) No! They're a our mushrooms! Posted by: Mario & Luigi at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (7YlUk) 298
Both of them???
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005) *** Three, dude. It's a quorum in its mind. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XrHO0) 299
because real men don't cold cock a mother fucker
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XYKz+) Agreed. Hot, hot cocks are soooo much better! Posted by: Barney Frank at May 21, 2015 01:10 AM (7YlUk) 300
Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum....updating the travel computer for the fiancee's next trip. This is such a pain-in-the-ass. "Windows has 37 updates...." -- well, assholes, that pretty much proves that you've long ago forgotten how to write software.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:11 AM (T1005) 301
Yes its moo moo. He's using it as a way to mock all the socons here that support Huckabee and Akin. You know, like you.
Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 01:06 AM (zt+N6 So do I believe the callous I want to punch you in the fucking face, Moo? Or believe the soft spoken Huck/akin nic. Frankly I don't see either one in my election forecast Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:11 AM (m/EDy) 302
Both of them???
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:08 AM (T1005) *** Three, dude. It's a quorum in its mind. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XrHO0) Stop oppressing them because they have headmates... even the headmate that is Carlos II of Spain!!1! Posted by: The Sockpuppeting Hat at May 21, 2015 01:11 AM (7YlUk) 303
Since when did MUMR start trolling the ONT?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 01:12 AM (y3sol) 304
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 01:03 AM (Vm8WO)
so your gay and feel so insecure you need to dominate men. thanks for sharing Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:13 AM (XYKz+) 305
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XYKz+)
*** Awesome. Now, post some stuff we care about, Mmmkay? Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:15 AM (XrHO0) 306
>>>Hi my name is joke man.
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:09 AM (XYKz+)<<< Jackie Martling... that you??? Nah. More like Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf. Posted by: Howard Stern at May 21, 2015 01:15 AM (dkfG0) 307
288 So, I'm working on my Last Will & Testament. I really dig Lazarus Long's will, to found a home for indigent and superannuated pickpockets,prostitutes, panhandlers, piemen, priggers, and other unworthy poor starting with 'P'. Posted by: OG Celtic-American Poopie pants, pissants, punks, pricks, pinheads, pzhria Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:15 AM (m/EDy) 308
TB3k?
Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 01:15 AM (MQEz6) 309
303 Since when did MUMR start trolling the ONT?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 01:12 AM (y3sol) It's been awhile. But he never deviated his nic from his posts Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:17 AM (m/EDy) 310
so your gay and feel so insecure you need to dominate men. thanks for sharing
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:13 AM (XYKz+) Recommend you drop the "Crazy" from your nic. No need to belabor a self-evident fact. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 01:17 AM (C3yAI) 311
This seems to be going sideways quickly. WTF?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:18 AM (T1005) 312
Ohio gave us aKassich a& Sherrod Brown. Sounds like a crazy train
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:19 AM (m/EDy) 313
Bwwaaahhhh. I'm gay cause I'd hit a hot Marine like a screen door in a hurricane. Ooohhhhkkkkaaayyy
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 21, 2015 01:19 AM (Vm8WO) 314
I'm so sick of "studies."
"Are eggs healthy?" What the hell kind of question is that? "Eggs"? WTF do you mean by the word "eggs"? The question that isn't being asked is: What are you feeding the chicken that produces the eggs? It's like asking "Is it healthy to eat human babies?" Well, am I eating a baby produced by a healthy woman, a junk-food addict, or a crack mom? Often, it seems that the dumbest people in our society are scientists. They're either dumb or they're corporate whores and confirmation-bias-junkies. Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2015 01:20 AM (tiTKs) 315
Ohio gave us aKassich a& Sherrod Brown. Sounds like a crazy train
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, And the Annoying Orange, he's a buckeye too. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 21, 2015 01:20 AM (y3sol) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 21, 2015 01:21 AM (m/EDy) 317
Checking in. Off work super early, hope the horde is doing well.
Posted by: thathalfrican at May 21, 2015 01:24 AM (R5HRU) 318
howdy, howdy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at May 21, 2015 01:26 AM (nSOh+) 319
Night, MH ... hope you get some rest ...
Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at May 21, 2015 01:27 AM (nSOh+) 320
I was simply trying to explain what I understand to be the cause of the movement to tax the 1%ers more. They, as a class, are calling for higher taxes on all of us to pay for their idealistic programs. As this class is advocating for all this spending and getting it through by their donation power, this class should pay more as well. It is about the only way that this class will STFD and STFU about the fact that I need to pay more for their ideals.
You are a friendly fire casualty using this argument, which absolutely sucks for you as an individual, agreed. Until it hurts the rest of the class, how do we get them to stop? It's a dumb argument because those you are targeting - the limousine libs, the Warren Buffets, the Matt Damons - don't pay income tax like the rest of us. Matt Damon doesn't get a check for $10 million to make a movie, MatDaCo Inc. does, which then distributes the money to him, if at all, under a more favorable tax structure (say as a qualified dividend which has a max rate of 20%). Raise the tax rate to 95% and it won't effect those people. It will effect the doctors (Crank), the business owners (me) and a lot of other people, many of who are the actual producers in this economy, and are thus conservative. Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 01:29 AM (WvS3w) 321
By the way, a hashtag search shows that: "Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:13 AM (XYKz+)" has appeared previously in daywalker threads as "sonnyspats" and "Regular Guy" as well as the crazy conductor persona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2015 01:31 AM (C3yAI) 322
Well, this is interesting. Twitter says that THE Stephen Colbert is following me there.
He must have heard about your movie. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 01:32 AM (UVfht) 323
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I was simply trying to explain what I understand to be the cause of the movement to tax the 1%ers more. They, as a class, are calling for higher taxes on all of us to pay for their idealistic programs. As this class is advocating for all this spending and getting it through by their donation power, this class should pay more as well. It is about the only way that this class will STFD and STFU about the fact that I need to pay more for their ideals. You are a friendly fire casualty using this argument, which absolutely sucks for you as an individual, agreed. Until it hurts the rest of the class, how do we get them to stop? It's a dumb argument because those you are targeting - the limousine libs, the Warren Buffets, the Matt Damons - don't pay income tax like the rest of us. Matt Damon doesn't get a check for $10 million to make a movie, MatDaCo Inc. does, which then distributes the money to him, if at all, under a more favorable tax structure (say as a qualified dividend which has a max rate of 20%). Raise the tax rate to 95% and it won't effect those people. I'm thinking a 50% excise tax on lobbying....or tax the nonprofits....or a 90% excise tax on any non-investment income by an elected politician...... Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:33 AM (T1005) 324
Hey everybody. Well, this is interesting. Twitter says that THE Stephen Colbert is following me there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2015 01:05 AM Do you suspect why? Posted by: otho at May 21, 2015 01:33 AM (tBSrv) 325
It will effect the doctors (Crank), the business owners (me) and a lot of other people, many of who are the actual producers in this economy, and are thus conservative.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 01:29 AM (WvS3w) *** I am one of those you claim I am targeting. You really do need to read the entire post, not just the part that pisses you off. Please read my post in full, with disclaimers, and we can talk further. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:34 AM (cIoI4) 326
yep all gov mules here sucking on the tit so stfu you produced nothing to contribute to the gnp and now are sucking it dry with your pensions for maybe a tour of 'active' duty. You clammer like union thugs for yer money. albeit I don't have a problem with that especially the fucked up VA as holes BUT... what do you bring to the table in the US besides voting which is a none issue as all of the federal is illegal yer kids are being deranged by the Dept. of Ed that was started by Jimmy Carter. and bussed away from you every morning all in a nice tidy arrangement that fits with a single parent household . What is the monetary cost of forced school busing on a national scale? No one knows. Why is it never an issue in congress on budgetary matters?
Back to GNP if you are not manufacturing, building, investing or producing a product your not adding jack squat to the GNP. All management level people need to be brought down to rank and file (labor) level LABOR AS IN WORK. One alternative is to tax revolt fuck these ass hats every one of them. God bless our military but I think we can defend ourselves at home . At the rate Obozo is going we may need to defend ourselves from same Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:43 AM (XYKz+) 327
TB3K warmed up and ready?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:45 AM (XrHO0) 328
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:43 AM (XYKz+)
I'm just glad the kids here got a chance to hear some authentic internet-crazy gibberish. Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (wqVD1) 329
I'm just glad the kids here got a chance to hear some authentic internet-crazy gibberish.
Seriously, if I wanted that I'd read my own posts. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (UVfht) 330
Someone's already off the rails IYKWIMAITTYD
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By the way, a hashtag search shows that: "Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:13 AM (XYKz+)" has appeared previously in daywalker threads as "sonnyspats" and "Regular Guy" as well as the crazy conductor persona. Isn't sonnyspats a regular commenter? Is this impersonating a regular (bannable), or just multiple personalities (a la Hat)? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005) 332
Isn't sonnyspats a regular commenter? Is this impersonating a regular (bannable), or just multiple personalities (a la Hat)?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005) He's used the name since at least December. Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 01:47 AM (zt+N6) 333
I'm thinking a 50% excise tax on lobbying....or tax the nonprofits....or a 90% excise tax on any non-investment income by an elected politician......
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:33 AM (T1005) Post WWII wasn't Hollywood taxed at least 50% gross on movie receipts? I could live with going back to that and letting all the leftest it produces "pay their fare share" as they like to put it when they appear stumping for liberal candidates. Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 21, 2015 01:47 AM (Lqb+9) 334
>>>I'm just glad the kids here got a chance to hear some authentic internet-crazy gibberish.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (wqVD1)<<< No shit. And everyone thinks I'm incomprehensible! Posted by: Ozzy "Crazy Train" Osbourne at May 21, 2015 01:49 AM (dkfG0) 335
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 21, 2015 01:43 AM (XYKz+)
Crap, looks like I'm late to the party. Broken dishware, litter, passed-out participants..... Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:51 AM (T1005) 336
I am one of those you claim I am targeting. You really do need to read the entire post, not just the part that pisses you off.
I'm not pissed off, I'm just pointing out that raising the income tax rates won't have the effect you're going for, spreading the pain to rich libs calling for more spending. Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 01:51 AM (WvS3w) 337
No shit. And everyone thinks I'm incomprehensible!
Posted by: Ozzy "Crazy Train" Osbourne at May 21, 2015 01:49 AM (dkfG0) **** Flag on this play. No way you ever could have spelled, much less pronounced, that word Ozzie. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:52 AM (XrHO0) 338
I'm just glad the kids here got a chance to hear some authentic internet-crazy gibberish.
RAREH! Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 21, 2015 01:53 AM (WvS3w) 339
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Isn't sonnyspats a regular commenter? Is this impersonating a regular (bannable), or just multiple personalities (a la Hat)? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:46 AM (T1005) He's used the name since at least December. Posted by: buzzion at May 21, 2015 01:47 AM (zt+N6) I had thought that I'd heard of him. Has sonnyspats consistently used the same hash? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 01:54 AM (T1005) 340
Long story short, if your router is listening on port 20005, you could already be screwed:
http://tinyurl.com/m469tv9 Hope I'm still under the radar until new firmware comes out. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 01:55 AM (UVfht) 341
whoopsie off dirty stinky sock
Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 01:55 AM (XYKz+) 342
It's like asking "Is it healthy to eat human babies?" Well, am I eating a baby produced by a healthy woman, a junk-food addict, or a crack mom?
Posted by: RKae at May 21, 2015 01:20 AM (tiTKs) I have a modest proposal to find out... Posted by: Jonathan Swift at May 21, 2015 01:55 AM (7YlUk) 343
>>>Flag on this play. No way you ever could have spelled, much less pronounced, that word Ozzie.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:52 AM (XrHO0)<<< I had Shaaaa-RONNNNN type it for me. Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at May 21, 2015 01:56 AM (dkfG0) 344
Post WWII wasn't Hollywood taxed at least 50% gross on movie receipts?
I could live with going back to that and letting all the leftest it produces "pay their fare share" as they like to put it when they appear stumping for liberal candidates. Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 21, 2015 01:47 AM (Lqb+9) Yes. http://washex.am/1Lea7aa Posted by: The Overtaxed Hat at May 21, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk) 345
I'm not pissed off, I'm just pointing out that raising the income tax rates won't have the effect you're going for, spreading the pain to rich libs calling for more spending.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 01:51 AM (WvS3w) *** Damn man, context is key. I am going for nothing of the kind. The original question was about an Ace post advocating taxing the shit out of the 1%ers. I was responding to it. Again, context. Please do more reading. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 21, 2015 01:56 AM (cIoI4) 346
So...you were explaining Ace's position? OK. I guess that makes sense. Consider my rebuttal directed at Ace then.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 21, 2015 02:00 AM (WvS3w) 347
Yes.
http://washex.am/1Lea7aa Posted by: The Overtaxed Hat at May 21, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk) Ah, 20%. Well we can start there. Thanks Hat. Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 21, 2015 02:01 AM (Lqb+9) 348
Dammit, late again.
Posted by: Blano at May 21, 2015 02:04 AM (heN73) 349
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 01:55 AM (UVfht)
Well that's bloody lovely, as if we didn't have enough problems.....BTW, the security guy from Intuit said he'd give me a security contact at amazon.....who is about to feel the Wrath of Cthulhu when I get it. There are some advantages to living in Silicon Valley. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:10 AM (T1005) 350
As an 'ette,
I would so bang SF guys like a screen in a hurricane. Just saying. *Fist bump with Bebe* Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 02:12 AM (OsWis) 351
screen door.
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whoopsie off dirty stinky sock Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 01:55 AM (XYKz+) Well, howdy, howdy -- howzitgoin'? Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:13 AM (T1005) 353
*waves* Hi, y'all!
Hey, is John Stonestreet a 'ron? I ask because Maet posted "Harrison Bergeron" yesterday, and look what turned up in today's BreakPoint... http://www.breakpoint.org/bpcommentaries/entry/13/27390 Could just be coincidence, of course, but still. Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 21, 2015 02:14 AM (iuQS7) 354
Well that's bloody lovely, as if we didn't have enough problems.....BTW,
the security guy from Intuit said he'd give me a security contact at amazon.....who is about to feel the Wrath of Cthulhu when I get it. There are some advantages to living in Silicon Valley. Remember, drive them insane before you eat them. Do it the other way and you'll be back here bitching about heartburn. Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 02:14 AM (UVfht) 355
cooth!
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cooth! Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 02:14 AM (OsWis) Howdy, howdy, pretty lady! Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:16 AM (T1005) 357
Using the tax code to award and to punish is the problem, not the solution.
Heysoose. Stop it. Stop taxing income. Period. Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 02:16 AM (MQEz6) 358
Using the tax code to award and to punish is the problem, not the solution.
Heysoose. Stop it. Stop taxing income. Period. Posted by: eman at May 21, 2015 02:16 AM (MQEz6) I say we tax foreigners living abroad. Posted by: The Overtaxed Hat at May 21, 2015 02:20 AM (7YlUk) 359
We have no government.... when a congressmen Hank Johnson threatens 'baltimore' like riots like the original Chicago thugs did to the banks in Chicago where fannie and Freddie originated as we all know brought down the Us economy that is now running on a printing press. Just to threaten the pussyfied gobble necked GOP. No to mention the ferguson riots that destroyed families and businesses as well as propertie that I am sure the insurance companied want to divest from were all a pay per view deal paid for by outside activist groups. BOTH congressman Johnson's statements and the financers of the ferguson riots are highly prosecutorial even in a civil arena . Outwardly threatening life damaging riots or financing one is a fucking outrageous breach of the LAW.
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fine and dandy like cotton candy. thanks for asking. Hows you Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 02:24 AM (XYKz+) 361
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355 cooth! Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 21, 2015 02:14 AM (OsWis) Howdy, howdy, pretty lady! Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:16 AM (T1005) I looked to call you and never set you up in my dumb phone. I always love when people like Gushka are going "dibbity-doo-dibbity-dibbity-day-dibbity-dibbity-doo, and I'm replying "Y". I can take a call now. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005) 362
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Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:13 AM (T1005) fine and dandy like cotton candy. thanks for asking. Hows you Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 02:24 AM (XYKz+) Could be better, could be worse -- but it was all in the cake in the baking. There is a significant bit of sad involved -- but, human nature. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:33 AM (T1005) 363
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 21, 2015 02:37 AM (UVfht) 364
Could be better, could be worse -- but it was all in the cake in the baking. There is a significant bit of sad involved -- but, human nature.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:33 AM (T1005) yeah well funny thing is I understand.... My beef here is I refuse to let this thing go out without kicking some ass and maybe even saving this great country. Serious ...complete and total tax revolt and shut these fuckers down Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 02:42 AM (XYKz+) 365
aight cthulhu ttys eyelid theater is coming on...
Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 02:44 AM (XYKz+) 366
s ome 1 left tha cake out in tha rain
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 21, 2015 02:45 AM (TF10X) 367
The cake is a lie.
Posted by: GLaDOS at May 21, 2015 02:47 AM (dkfG0) Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at May 21, 2015 02:52 AM (7YlUk) Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 21, 2015 02:58 AM (TF10X) 370
Well, fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
The boy finally got expelled from his school, four days before the end of the quarter. Stealing from another kid and lying about it. All of this by the third grade. Which it appears he will be repeating. Now I've got him an appointment with a shrink to determine if he has psychopathic tendencies to go along with his ADHD, an appointment to meet with a priest to see if he needs exorcising, and an appointment with the principal and his teacher to determine if they will let him back in next year. I have no idea how it got this far out of hand. Apparently this acorn fell a hell of a long way from the tree. Now I wonder about his birth dad.... Hump day, indeed. I'm feeling rather humped. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 03:01 AM (+YMhA) 371
I looked to call you and never set you up in my dumb phone. I always love when people like Gushka are going "dibbity-doo-dibbity-dibbity-day-dibbity-dibbity-doo, and I'm replying "Y". I can take a call now.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005) Gushie said THAT? Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 03:03 AM (+YMhA) 372
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Could be better, could be worse -- but it was all in the cake in the baking. There is a significant bit of sad involved -- but, human nature. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:33 AM (T1005) yeah well funny thing is I understand.... My beef here is I refuse to let this thing go out without kicking some ass and maybe even saving this great country. Serious ...complete and total tax revolt and shut these fuckers down Posted by: The Sonnyspats at May 21, 2015 02:42 AM (XYKz+) Count up the years, count up expenses....I'm essentially in the cat-food bracket if I don't get out of high-tax CanIFuckYa? All my "wealth" is in a structure in an earthquake zone. My neighbor's a retired teacher -- compared to us she lives like a queen. My new bud from this morning assures me that you didn't see my last income tax return, which was bupkis, bupkis, and bupkis. And that you won't see my half-assed quicken accounts, which are....well, you get the idea. If you see "kicking some ass" and "saving this country" out of me, I think you're crosseyed. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 03:04 AM (T1005) 373
Yo!
On the heels, no woman rocks the heels better than T Just ask her Hope everyone is doing well...except for Cardinal fans of course Posted by: Jay Cutler at May 21, 2015 03:06 AM (xWSkE) 374
Uggggh
Off interception sock Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 03:07 AM (xWSkE) 375
372. Have you seen cat food lately?
I think my cats eat better than I do Posted by: Navalpopojojo at May 21, 2015 03:08 AM (xWSkE) 376
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I looked to call you and never set you up in my dumb phone. I always love when people like Gushka are going "dibbity-doo-dibbity-dibbity-day-dibbity-dibbity-doo, and I'm replying "Y". I can take a call now. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 02:25 AM (T1005) Gushie said THAT? Posted by: tcn in AK at May 21, 2015 03:03 AM (+YMhA) Gushka, in a crowded noisy theater, using only her thumbs, can crank out more text than I can in a conventional setting on a keyboard in the same amount of time. She is just BAD. ASS. Posted by: cthulhu at May 21, 2015 03:10 AM (T1005) 377
Ace just got a call out on RedEye.
Though Andy made fun of him for his debate format suggestion. ps. Who cares what Andy "Crazy Cat Lady" Levy thinks. Boo, Andy... Boo! Posted by: **Breaking News** at May 21, 2015 03:13 AM (dkfG0) 378
370 Well, fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
The boy finally got expelled from his school, four days before the end of the quarter. Stealing from another kid and lying about it. All of this by the third grade. Which it appears he will be repeating. Now I've got him an appointment with a shrink to determine if he has psychopathic tendencies to go along with his ADHD, an appointment to meet with a priest to see if he needs exorcising, and an appointment with the principal and his teacher to determine if they will let him back in next year. I have no idea how it got this far out of hand. Apparently this acorn fell a hell of a long way from the tree. Now I wonder about his birth dad.... Hump day, indeed. I'm feeling rather humped. Posted by: tcn in AK I realize that it's "too late" at this point, and not to critique the entire concept of "adoption," but.... Generally, on average, the kind of people who do the adopting are responsible, intelligent, stable, foresightful, empathetic. Generally, on average, the kind of people who give their natural-born birth children up for adoption are more irresponsible, shortsighted, lunk-headed, flighty, and emotionally disconnected. If you think about it, it necessarily must be a self-selection process that leads to this tendency on either side. What in the world would cause a woman to voluntarily just give away her baby? Well, she generally has some combination of: - Can't bond with it (emotional problems) - Didn't want it (irresponsible) - Doesn't know how to take care of it (lunk-headed) - Can't visualize a future with it (shortsighted) - etc. etc. And the kind of people who qualify for becoming adoptive parents generally are the opposite in all those categories. Now, obviously there will be exceptions, and not everyone giving up their baby has all of those attributes, nor has them to the extreme, or has them at all. But on average, the self-selection process will inevitably tend to the stereotypes described above. Now, we don't know to what extent these personality traits are heritable, or merely caused by environment. Adoptive parents are operating on the principle that the antisocial traits of the biological parents are all (or almost all) due to bad nurture/environment, which can be completely turned around if the offspring gets raised in a good environment. But that assumption may be a bit naive. As with everything we've discovered to far with humans, it's probably a 50-50 proposition -- personality traits are half caused by environment, and half caused by genetics. Which means that there is a good chance that any adoptive baby is going to have some dysfunctional or antisocial trait which has a genetic basis, and which will therefore be very difficult to overcome with good parenting. Example: Some nearby neighbors of mine adopted a baby girl about 15 years ago. They purposely chose a baby from a birth mother who was physically attractive. And the biological father was a hunk too. So they reasoned that they were getting a daughter who was going to grow up gorgeous, with all the attendant life-advantages that might bring to her. Guess what? They were right. By five she was "cute," by ten she was unarguably "pretty," and by 15 she was smokin'. But my neighbors didn't really seem to care much that the biological father was, basically, a moronic blockhead (with rippling muscles and a symmetrical square jaw) who just knocked people up and forgot about them. And that the mother, while gorgeous, didn't really know how to live life or make a dime, and was unemployed, uneducated, had no plans, no man, and didn't really seem to care about her baby much. She just wanted to "have a good time" and "party." So that, despite what they thought was the best parenting humanly possible from the moment they brought her home...their 15-year adoptive daughter has become the bitch from hell, screaming abuse at them constantly, demanding everything, disappearing with boys, you name it. Also: terrible grades at school, and constant fights with girls in rival cliques (over sexual intrigue, usually). It's pretty obvious to those who know the family that her behavior is NOT the result of anything they did "wrong," but instead is the result of the genetically-influenced personality traits she inherited from her biological parents. I know that is just one anecdote, but it meshes with the averages cited above. Basically: Adopting a child (at least in our current system) is a risky proposition, because as good as the nurture you give it, you may not be able to overcome the nature. Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2015 03:49 AM (jBuUi) 379
If Ms. Cray-Cray is charged with a crime, does that make the mattress an unindicted co-conspirator? Or can you indict a mattress like you can a ham sandwich?
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at May 21, 2015 03:53 AM (uPxUo) 380
The Mattress is Serta-fiably innocent of all charges.
Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 04:00 AM (U7H1n) Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 04:00 AM (U7H1n) 382
The attacks on hillary are making luke warm democrats and warren supporters warm up to hillary and this is showing up in the polls. Many are now saying if she upsets republiscum this much maybe she isn't all bad after all! These are white liberals she alread has on board unions blacks and with her support of citizenship hispanics and asians. that is over 53% of actual voters likely to vote. Keep up the attacks on hillary its working against you.
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Posted by: captain*arizona at May 21, 2015 04:16 AM (QHld
A retort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNrK-n68CM Posted by: Teh Retortin' Hat at May 21, 2015 04:20 AM (7YlUk) 384
Hey captain a. Any chance you know how to weld? I need a Picatinny Rail welded onto a BB Gun. Very thin steel ya know. Hard task.
Unless you can do that, you are pretty much worthless. Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 21, 2015 04:25 AM (U7H1n) Posted by: Musical Interlude at May 21, 2015 05:32 AM (7YlUk) 386
Yup. Ace nailed the David Letterman thing. I was a huge fan in the 80s....went to see him live at the Chicago Theater and that was a really fun night. But over the years I followed pretty much the same path as Ace, to the point where you would have to pay me to watch his television show. Glad his BitterFest is over, give zero shits as to what happens to him now, but I assume this will just free up more time to bang the help.
I still watch Conan every once in a while, and while his schtick seems a bit tired now, he is a genuinely funny comedic writer. Craig Ferguson was my recent favorite. He genuinely seemed to like people, in an egalitarian way, quirks, foibles and all. I watch him on Celebrity Name Game now and find it amusing that he went from talk show host to game show host in a reverse of the usual pattern. Posted by: Gem at May 21, 2015 05:49 AM (c+gwp) 387
The idea of inspecting Iranian military sites, or interviewing their scientists as a part of a no-nukes deal is very offensive, according to the leader of the oppressed world. We need to go to plan B, while there is still time. We don't need to nuke'em, but maybe we could gas'em or give them all a nasty flu, if all options really are on the table. And that is the very last mean thing that I am ever going to say about that. Asteroid, come quickly.
Posted by: goon at May 21, 2015 05:50 AM (gy5kE) 388
G'morning, all
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:03 AM (VPLuQ) 389
Just watched that Ted Cruz sidebar. Love it.
My favorite bit is when he smiles at the "reporter" asking him about buttsecks: "You're wincing. You don't want to talk about foreign policy, do you?" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2015 06:14 AM (zF6Iw) 390
http://tinyurl.com/mnktjfe
ISIS now controls 50% of Syria... http://tinyurl.com/luzbxn7 WH Spox says Ogabe's efforts against ISIS are just ducky Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:19 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:20 AM (/4AZU) 392
http://tinyurl.com/nxp6m8q
Ogabe ain't got time for minor threats like ISIS he is trying to stop weather for Christ's sake.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:22 AM (/4AZU) 393
http://tinyurl.com/kt5thdt
Beijing Bill inspires the House to say "enough" on Ex-Prez expense freebies... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:25 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:26 AM (VPLuQ) 395
http://tinyurl.com/lqnptzx
Billy O'Shamrock-Will the Jihad Defeat America? YYes Billy, yes they will...and asshats like YOU are why comrade... "free speech or not you can't piss off Jihadis" ring a bell? Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:27 AM (/4AZU) 396
394 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:26 AM (VPLuQ)
Everything, his reach while exceeding his grasp matches his gaze. The fault is not however in Sadim the Malignant, a good healthy American people could succeed around and despite bad DC leadership it has done so before... no it is the public who is unworthy of the nom'd'plume "American" as much as the President. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (/4AZU) 397
If regret after sex is to be considered rape, I can think of a whole lot of ex-husbands who just might be able to claim rape.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (VPLuQ) 398
http://tinyurl.com/ljyml7j
The V-22 Osprey never "crashes" they just "land hard" and sadly this "hard landing" now has killed a 2d Marine. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (/4AZU) 399
http://tinyurl.com/nxp6m8q
Ogabe ain't got time for minor threats like ISIS he is trying to stop weather for Christ's sake.... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:22 AM (/4AZU) You just try that... Posted by: Teshub at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (7YlUk) 400
397 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:30 AM (VPLuQ)
I can even carry my own fukcing mattress... of course I don't regret my spousal arrangement... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:32 AM (/4AZU) 401
399 Posted by: Teshub at May 21, 2015 06:31 AM (7YlUk)
He's even horning in on my gig. //Cnut-no not a typo Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 21, 2015 06:33 AM (/4AZU) 402
tcn, prayers for you & kid and family.
Posted by: @votermom at May 21, 2015 06:35 AM (cbfNE) 403
"I can even carry my own fukcing mattress...
of course I don't regret my spousal arrangement..." I'm getting too old to be lugging a mattress around, and too in love with my wife to want to. But, I always like to look at proffered logical arguments from the left, and see how they could play out if used across the board. And I'm thinking that if every guy who never gets a second date from a woman, and every guy who is supporting his ex wife in the alimony provided manner in which she wishes to become accustomed to starts squawking about rape, someone might take notice. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:39 AM (VPLuQ) 404
The NOOD.
Nobody mentioned the NOOD Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 21, 2015 06:41 AM (VPLuQ) 405
This welshman is a "former fairground worked"? He's a goddamn carnie! This is why we chase them, yearly, from the localenvirons with fire.
Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at May 21, 2015 10:05 AM (vmAFq) 406
Vox has a news site too? I wish Lifehacker had linked to that instead of their liberal opinion website. I can't find their news site anywhere.
Posted by: JohnJ at May 21, 2015 12:39 PM (TF/YA) 407
Re socks in Japan: I spent a total of 6 months in Japan a decade or so ago, and my Charcoal Gray Gold Toe Fluffies were perfectly acceptable in every shoes-off venue I encountered, other than the hot baths.
Charcoal Gray Gold Toe Fluffies: Accept no substitute. Posted by: mikee at May 22, 2015 03:58 PM (xcC0Y) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.056 seconds. |
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