Chelsea Clinton Will "Publish" Her First Book

The first of many, I assume. She obviously has so much to say, and such a zest and charisma in saying it.

I note the New York Times says she will "publish" her first book. I guess they're leaving it an open question as to whether she will be writing this gem.

It's a children's book. Chelsea Clinton's whole schtick, until she began flacking for her mother (who is atrocious and vile), was to do vague, nondenominational uplift. She did that type of shit on NBC, celebrating "real heroes" or something in America, or whatever, who knows. Who watched?

Anyway they fired her for that, because no one wants to pay a Yawning Black Hole of Unwatchable Anti-Charisma $600,000 a year to do stories about a Lost Dog That Found Its Way Home.

Her "book," if I can call it that, will be more of that.

Her book, "It's Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired and Get Going," is aimed at readers ages 10 to 14, said Penguin Random, which plans to publish it in September.
In a press release, Ms. Clinton said she intended to use the book to "try to explain what I think are some of the biggest challenges facing our world today, particularly for young people" and to "explore some of the solutions to those challenges."

All this is is politico-corporate empty buzzwording. "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

This is progressive grant-proposal-writing, but directed towards the publishing industry.

If this suggests to you What Color is Your Parachute?, it suggested that to the book's mock-up cover artist, too.

Chelsea Clinton children's book to discuss poverty, gender equality, epidemics, climate change, endangered species. pic.twitter.com/baljenog3p
— Jennifer Maloney (@maloneyfiles) May 20, 2015

Wow! Look at all that color! So diverse!

Why, it's almost as diverse as the Foundation for Clintons staff.

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:41 PM (qSIlh)

2 I'm sure her first book will be all about growing up in the most wonderful family you could ever imagine having, presuming you have the imagination of a curly-haired red-haired veal.

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:42 PM (qSIlh)

3 The chapter on fisting should be epic.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 05:43 PM (AC0lD)

4 Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Don Draper at May 20, 2015 05:43 PM (fUjxW)

5 The only thing whiter is Vox baby...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 20, 2015 05:44 PM (/4AZU)

6 Yawning Black Hole of Unwatchable Anti-Charisma

I want to marry your writing, Ace.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 05:44 PM (shFKH)

7 I can't wait to deliver some of these to the girl's on Jeff Epstein's island.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 05:44 PM (dkfG0)

8 I hate the idea that if you aren't involved then you aren't informed. "If you're not mad, then you're not paying attention!" and all that crap.

No, I'm am paying attention. I just don't care.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 20, 2015 05:44 PM (MW1Qb)

9
Rumor has it that it's required reading at Pedophile Island.

Posted by: Levin at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (uGiHE)

10 "girls" not "girl's", WTH autocucumber?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (dkfG0)

11 What 10 year old doesn't want to discuss gender equality poverty and climate change?

When I was 10, it was gender equality THIS and gender equality THAT....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (AC0lD)

12 Yes, I would want my (imaginary) kids learning about "poverty, gender equality, epidemics, climate change, endangered species" from a Clinton. Yes, sir.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (shFKH)

13 Cankeles Jr. and a book, mmmmmm

Posted by: Killerdog at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (HWuii)

14 Her book, "It's Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired and Get Going," is aimed at readers ages 10 to 14, said Penguin Random, which plans to publish it in September.

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Who runs this publisher? And what else do they own?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)

15 Like they don't get this crap in school, on kids TV, at Girl Scouts, etc?

Almost every kids outlet is sending this same damn message.
When not preaching climate change, of course.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 05:46 PM (c4ru+)

16 Dumb cu*ts gotta cu*t

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 05:46 PM (3mTLw)

17 Between now and publication date it gets changed to "It's Our World". Can't be letting those youngsters get the crazy idea that anything belongs solely to any one person.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 20, 2015 05:46 PM (nFdGS)

18 Well Amy Carter did the illustrations for a children's book her father wrote...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:46 PM (blHar)

19 She isn't discussing campus rape?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (Zu3d9)

20 Is Ace a co-conspirator? Not unless they buried the Kaboom! at the bottom of the pallet.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (ty633)

21 Who gives a shit about what Chelsea Clinton thinks?

Seriously. Anyone?

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (e3bId)

22 >>Yawning Black Hole of Unwatchable Anti-Charisma

That's right up there w/SCOAMF.
YBHoUAC

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (c4ru+)

23 A Million Little Pieces of Candy

Posted by: derit at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (jT+gh)

24 Ah, a kids book.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)

25 Yes, please get going. Move along. Buh-bye. Fuck off.

Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (XWo4d)

26 Who runs this publisher? And what else do they own?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)

Probably a big money maker, like her Mommy's book

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (3mTLw)

27 and what's with "Ms Clinton"? Shouldn't it be Chelsea Rodham Clinton Fleckstein, or whatever her lucky dog of a husband's name is?

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (qSIlh)

28 I saw both Power-verbing and Toolbox-Nouning open for Teletubbies at the PBS fund drive in Nantucket. Kermit the Frog was the MC.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (1CroS)

29 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:46 PM (blHar)

Wow....I am pining for the good-old-days of Jimmy Carter and his dysfunctional family.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2015 05:47 PM (Zu3d9)

30 Why, it's almost as diverse as the Foundation for Clintons staff.

What's your problem, Ace? That one on the far left hand is at least half black.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2015 05:48 PM (LAe3v)

31 Observations:

1. book cover looks like a buttplug what with all the rainbow colors and all

2. looks like its not easy to get a job at the Money for Clintons Foundation if you're a guy (and there were several persons in that photo who I couldn't clearly identify as either sex)

Posted by: the Butcher at May 20, 2015 05:48 PM (fUjxW)

32 Did she clear this with Meghan McCain - the go-to gal for all things trendy?

Posted by: Barefoot boy with cheeks of tan at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (PEgKF)

33 She isn't discussing campus rape?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Looks like she's actively denying it happens. (Daddy issues.)

Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (XWo4d)

34 re 26: "Probably a big money maker, like her Mommy's book"

you know who's going to buy it? You and me and everyone whose taxed support the local libraries.

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (qSIlh)

35 It's almost like they're real people!

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (e3bId)

36 Probably a big money maker, like her Mommy's book

The whole point of the advance on that book was purchasing access. Ditto this book by her clump of cells.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (ZKzrr)

37 Geeze. One black chick. Two Asian chicks. And the rest white women. Probably all making $8/hr. Or less.

Posted by: bkeyser at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (gZKf7)

38

All this is is politico-corporate empty buzzwording. "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Thinking Outside the Box at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

39 Froot Loops: Essential nutrition for a dying third world baby with explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (ty633)

40 How many blank pages are in this book?

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (88xKn)

41 What scares me most is that after a good eight years of Ted Cruz, or Rick Perry (God willing), we'll probably end up with this thing in serious consideration for the presidency.

And half of the country will vote for it.

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (fzHss)

42 Now this chick knows how to work! 15 vacations in 7 months and the brits pay for it. lol

http://goo.gl/AOTb4T

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (iQIUe)

43 That book cover looks like someone placed a White Hole in the middle of a color-blindness test which seems to all be set in the Sun's photosphere.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (blHar)

44 Probably all making $8/hr. Or less.

Paid more than the value they create, at least.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (ZKzrr)

45 When her daddy isnt on pedo island. lol

Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (iQIUe)

46 38

All this is is politico-corporate empty buzzwording. "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Thinking Outside the Box

Yeah, dude, you are.

Posted by: Coloring Outside the Lines at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

47 "And the rest white women."

Looks like maybe a couple of hispanic chicks. Maybe Indian (not feather.)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (LA7Cm)

48 Well Amy Carter did the illustrations for a children's book her father wrote...

The Camp David accords were a little bit more than that...

Posted by: Weirddave at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (sqMPm)

49 Institutional propaganda, the like of only which what only her mother could push out to the masses.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (4CRfK)

50 Wonder how many copies it will sell (not counting purchases through the Clinton Foundation)?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (PEgKF)

51 Hey, the Clinton name got her most of what she has in life - no was she's giving up that mealticket.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 05:51 PM (c4ru+)

52 46
38

All this is is politico-corporate empty buzzwording. "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Thinking Outside the Box

Yeah, dude, you are.

Posted by: Coloring Outside the Lines

pfffffft. You're one to talk.

Posted by: Breaking the Paradigm at May 20, 2015 05:52 PM (LAe3v)

53 41 What scares me most is that after a good eight years of Ted Cruz, or Rick Perry (God willing), we'll probably end up with this thing in serious consideration for the presidency.

And half of the country will vote for it.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (fzHss)

And her father would be so proud. Bill Clinton would probably be happy about it too.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 05:52 PM (z/Ubi)

54 What's next - The Seven Sigmas of Writing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:52 PM (blHar)

55 Ten million advance for Web Hubbell's daughter. First priority of the Cankles administration is ten billion increase in Dept of Education funding to buy new textbooks for all the schools in the country. That's the way you do it, suckers.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 20, 2015 05:53 PM (nFdGS)

56 Where's Daddy's Cigar? would have been a fun title.

Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 05:53 PM (XWo4d)

57 40�How many blank pages are in this book?

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (88xKn)

Hopefully all of them!

Posted by: Killerdog at May 20, 2015 05:53 PM (HWuii)

58 They forgot the last "get." Get lost...or get bent. It's a choose your own adventure too.

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (GgxVX)

59 "(not counting purchases through the Clinton Foundation)?"

Well, a few unions will have to buy some at least.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (LA7Cm)

60 52
46

38

All this is is politico-corporate empty buzzwording. "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Thinking Outside the Box

Yeah, dude, you are.

Posted by: Coloring Outside the Lines

pfffffft. You're one to talk.

Posted by: Breaking the Paradigm

Pot: kettle

Posted by: Going in a Different Direction at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (LAe3v)

61 oy, go check the NYT link if you haven't already:

a: the book looks like a greeting card from the 99 cent rack.
b: what's the old man doing in the black ground with the black woman? with him you can never tell, and no guess is too silly
c: I liked this quote: "And Mrs. Clinton's latest memoir, "Hard Choices" - a meaty foreign-policy book about her time as secretary of state - vastly underperformed her previous memoir, "Living History," about her years as first lady, despite heavy promotion and a nationwide book tour last year."

oh please, do NOT put "hard" "meaty" and "Mrs Clinton" into the same sentence. Blech.

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (qSIlh)

62 Posted by: Breaking the Paradigm

Do you mind? We're trying to leverage our core competencies here.

Posted by: Value-added Client Experience at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (ZKzrr)

63 19

The book unfolds into a mattress.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (s2LSa)

64 10 yr old boys would rather read Dirt Clod Wars

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (JO9+V)

65 oops, "black ground", thinking faster than I can type is my curse.

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (qSIlh)

66 Sounds like it might be a really good book.

Posted by: A man with another man's fist in his ass at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (XWo4d)

67 Why isn't she writing her memoirs and an autobiography? Doesn't everyone want to read about her dynamic and long life in a crime syndicate?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (1CroS)

68 "pfffffft. You're one to talk.

Posted by: Breaking the Paradigm "

Pikers, the lot of you.

Posted by: Culture Change at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (LA7Cm)

69 40 How many blank pages are in this book?

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2015 05:50 PM (88xKn)
=====================
All of them. Vapid is a synonym of blank, after all.

Posted by: Beer Works at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (PEgKF)

70 This book sounds outstanding. And it's from such an outstanding author, who, by the way, is now an outstanding senior executive in the outstanding Clinton Crime Family Foundation. This is such an outstanding development.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 05:55 PM (/HX7u)

71 Time for me to re-post a bit of gun pr0n from Combat Meido Alice which is still a work in progress.

"I hope it is." Alice pulls out of a concealed pocket of the larger than normal apron her own weapon, a Beretta Pico in .380 caliber. Keeping with training she aims it down range before pressing the release and dropping the magazine into her other hand. Then she carefully places the stainless steel magazine on the counter of lane two and with a quick snap pulls the slide back to ensure no round is in the chamber. The Pico is laid next to its magazine with slide locked back as Alice reaches for some ear plugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (blHar)

72 62
Posted by: Breaking the Paradigm

Do you mind? We're trying to leverage our core competencies here.

Posted by: Value-added Client Experience

Can you just shut your piehole for me? Yeah, that'd be great.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (LAe3v)

73 Cant wait for the Amazon reviews

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (JO9+V)

74 "Our's Family Plans For Your Mouth (And How You Can Help)" was one rejected title

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (01cYD)

75 Who'da thunk a muck-dwelling puppet-faced choad had the fingers of a writer? Not moi.

I took her for a 3AM too-drunk-to-walk handjob queen, just from the look in her dead eyes. Dead, stupid eyes.

But I guess even a dead-eyed puppet-faced squid-fingered whoreson's whelp can write.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (FCuM7)

76 Maybe she can partner with the "Do Something" org for the launch.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (c4ru+)

77 Is she in her 30s? What's with the baby book. Grow up honey. Talk with the grown ups

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

78 "Our family's", even.

Meh. Tired.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (01cYD)

79 But I guess even a dead-eyed puppet-faced squid-fingered whoreson's whelp can write.

Poetry.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2015 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

80 And a new generation of entitled grifters spread their wings ...

Posted by: acethepug at May 20, 2015 05:57 PM (WK825)

81
It's almost as if they are telling, nay screaming at, America "Fuck You, suckers!" on a constant basis now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 05:57 PM (St6BJ)

82 Chelsea has a ghost writer I bet. Say who in the Clinton Crime Family has recently died under strange circumstances?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (blHar)

83 Does it come with its own crayons?

Posted by: Afroman at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (MO4pD)

84 I think it would be great if an author/illustrator did a spoof book called

"It's the Clintons' World! Get Ruthless, Get Rich, Get Powerful!"

The illustrations could display highlights of the distinguished careers of Chelsea's daddy and mommy, from Juanita Broderick with a bleeding lip to Chris Stevens bleeding all over.

Really if I could draw, I'd do it.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (+XMAD)

85 But I guess even a dead-eyed puppet-faced squid-fingered whoreson's whelp can write.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 20, 2015 05:56 PM (FCuM7)

There's a campaign slogan in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (nFdGS)

86 Great book! I ordered 20,000 copies to give to my friends. Because its soooo good. Not because I'm trying to buy influence. Or suck up to the Clintons.

Posted by: George Stephanopolous at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (ChY2Q)

87
Just great we are going to need a nother warehouse to store another book purchase

Like warehouses grow on trees folks

Posted by: Vinne from Local #4591 at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (W6iIX)

88
Old and busted - Alinsky, "Rules for Radicals."

New Hotness - Mezvinsky, Drool on Granny Cankles"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (St6BJ)

89 If she has ideas about those particular topics

Why not have an adult discussion with the grown ups

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

90 And CBD, yeah its pretty gosh darn bad when Jimmah Carter starts to look really good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:59 PM (blHar)

91 So, the Clinton foundation has taken in billions of dollars over the years and one of the few tangible accomplishments will be a book exhorting *our* children to get busy doing something about .....that which the Clintons have claimed to be fixing.

Neat trick. A$$holes.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 05:59 PM (c4ru+)

92 Oh,surprise surprise,the "challenges" are exactly what I thought they would be.Is there any revelation that would put an end to AGW?

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (mGBKM)

93 63 19

The book unfolds into a mattress.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM (s2LSa)

I thought it was a coffee table book?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (St6BJ)

94 I'm going to write a book on how to become an astronaut. And maybe another on how to perform at-home neurosurgery.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (e3bId)

95 Why, it's almost as diverse as the Foundation for Clintons staff.

I guess if Bill Gates can have a company named after his "staff", Bill Clinton can have a charity devoted to his.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (UVfht)

96 These publishers that pay huge advances to left wing heroes,what do they get for their money?

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (mGBKM)

97 Shorter Title: The World is a Scary Place so Vote Democrat!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 06:01 PM (JO9+V)

98 Is she too stupid to write books for adults?

Unable to engage with her peers?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 20, 2015 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

99 82 Chelsea has a ghost writer I bet....

Yeah, two. Vince Foster and her pop Hub..

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 06:01 PM (eOpVe)

100 Do you mind? We're trying to leverage our core competencies here.

Posted by: Value-added Client Experience at May 20, 2015 05:54 PM

Whippersnappers.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Pushing the Envelope at May 20, 2015 06:01 PM (0HooB)

101 94 I'm going to write a book on how to become an astronaut. And maybe another on how to perform at-home neurosurgery.
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (e3bId)

"How To Do It" for children!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNfGyIW7aHM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 06:01 PM (St6BJ)

102 I'm going to write a children's book inspiring them to do something about America's debt problem. Think I'll call it "Get Busy, Suckas, We've already spent your future lifetime earnings on infrastructure!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 06:02 PM (c4ru+)

103 *bides my time*

Posted by: Best In Breed Metrics at May 20, 2015 06:02 PM (JO9+V)

104 Why, it's almost as diverse as the Foundation for Clintons staff.

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/careers

Froot Loops?

Freakin' Froot Loops?????

Chelsea Clinton poses in front of a faked-up "food drive" box that her 99% white/Asian staff pretends will be given to Noble Savage urchins -- and the best they can come up as the product to put on top is FROOT LOOPS???

But Sugar Is Poison! Monsanto! Red Dye #2!

I'm in meltdown mode!

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 06:02 PM (jBuUi)

105 So should I start a funding campaign for Combat Meido Alice?

To compete with Chelsea Clinton-Mizvinsky-Manning?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:02 PM (blHar)

106 Madonna wrote a children's book

If she wants to be taken seriously, she needs to sit at the big kids table

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 20, 2015 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

107 Get fucked, get screwed, and get lost.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:03 PM (xWW96)

108 First to remind everyone they've laundered money thru book sales before.

Posted by: ObsoleteDave at May 20, 2015 06:03 PM (DL2i+)

109 So difficult for me as an author to see turds like Clinton and Obama get huge advances to get a ghost writer to pump something out for them. And their sales are guaranteed, if by nothing else than political supporters buying up copies to put in the basement (remember Hillary's book?) Every dumbass in a library will buy one of these to stick in the shelves guaranteeing thousands of sales.

Its really frustrating, but that's how life is: its about connections and family and who you are, not your talent or product. My only hope is remembering that Coca Cola only sold 25 bottles in the first year. George R.R. Martin's first book only sold 2000 copies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 06:03 PM (39g3+)

110 I'm going to write a book on how to become an astronaut. And maybe another on how to perform at-home neurosurgery.
Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:00 PM (e3bId)

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I'd buy 'em. It would be nice to add a career or two to my resume.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:03 PM (/HX7u)

111 Jim Wright pioneered the racket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:04 PM (blHar)

112 Should we care about a little leftist princess that her mother didn't care enough about to abort?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

113 oh, and this from the link to the Clinton Foundation Career page (with the froot loop pic):

"Interns and volunteers are critical to accomplishing the Clinton Foundation's mission and are valued members of our team."

they take in how much every year and they need people to work for free?

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (qSIlh)

114 This is to be used as in school texts for your stay, wing nuts.

Long live the party.

Posted by: Happy Fun Camp at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (mmlFU)

115 not even close.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (DL2i+)

116 Is Chelsa goin to read this book to her kid?

Posted by: Yo! at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (W6iIX)

117
Chelsea Clinton poses in front of a faked-up "food drive" box that
her 99% white/Asian staff pretends will be given to Noble Savage urchins
-- and the best they can come up as the product to put on top is FROOT
LOOPS???

Just like a liberal to buy the name brand, too. Money's no object.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

118 And their sales are guaranteed, if by nothing else than political supporters buying up copies to put in the basement (remember Hillary's book?)

That's really all this book is for. She sure as hell isn't burnishing her credentials for a presidential bid. You have to write a memoir for that. :/

Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 06:05 PM (GgxVX)

119 Is she too stupid to write books for adults?

Try writing a children's book some time. Its way harder than writing for adults. Writing a kids book doesn't mean you're dumb or untalented.

She is, but the book isn't proof. She won't be writing it anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 06:06 PM (39g3+)

120
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 20, 2015 05:49 PM (ZKzrr)

Thanks for the snort Heather.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 06:06 PM (3mTLw)

121 Lindsey Graham and Harry Reid have collaborated on a children's book.
"Don't struggle, you'll die tired"

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 06:06 PM (eOpVe)

122 Chelsea's book will be a hit in her mother's Fun Camps.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (/HX7u)

123 "Get informed." Are we back on the Patriot Act topic?

Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (WIUGG)

124 Hey, now, the 'Clinton Foundation' got $750,000 from Kellogg's for that 'product placement.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

125 How To Succeed In Politics Without Really Trying

by Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (JO9+V)

126 Is Chelsa goin to read this book to her kid?

Forget about what we said about reading to your children.We will make an exception if you read this book. Of course, this is perfectly fair.

Posted by: SJW at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (GgxVX)

127 Here next book is already ready to publish. It's called My Mom, The Hottie, by Butterface Clinton.

Here is the cover shot!
http://goo.gl/jWEqUs

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:08 PM (xWW96)

128 Is Chelsa goin to read this book to her kid?

I'm told reading to your kids is unfair.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

129
122 Chelsea's book will be a hit in her mother's Fun Camps.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:07 PM (/HX7u)

I dedicate this book to a wonderful man, Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at May 20, 2015 06:08 PM (3mTLw)

130 " Jim Wright pioneered the racket."

Yeah, sorry about that one, America.

Posted by: Texas at May 20, 2015 06:08 PM (LA7Cm)

131 You mean the Clinton Youth Camps? After all written for children.

Writing for kids is a whole different kettle of fish. Friend of mine does it but she gets to do field research as an elementary school teacher.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:09 PM (blHar)

132 re 108: Jim Wright, what was it called, "Reflections of a Public Man"?

LA Times website, 4/18/89: from 'special counsel's report':

The real focus of the marketing effort for "Reflections of a Public Man" was on bulk sales to trade associations and other groups. Almost 98% of all sales of "Reflections of a Public Man" were bulk sales of 15 or more books. In some instances, Wright's staff informed various groups Wright spoke to that because he had already reached the maximum limit on outside earned income for that year, he would not be able to keep an honorarium offered to him. The staff then recommended that instead of paying Wright an honorarium, the organization could purchase books for the same amount . . .

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 06:09 PM (qSIlh)

133 Shortly to appear on the official Common Core reading list.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 20, 2015 06:09 PM (noWW6)

134 Check your white male cis-het privilege, shitlord. She is a brave new leader in the progressive power structure and you need to learn to stay out of her way.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 20, 2015 06:10 PM (1qRK9)

135
So to whom ever told me off on the prior thread.

The IT Shop my company had 15 years ago was all staffed by Americans.

Today it is all Indians, specifically contractors because everyone got let go and were replaced by a cheaper contract.

That is my data point, yours seems to be diffrent

Posted by: Yo! at May 20, 2015 06:10 PM (W6iIX)

136 I would suggest that the book should be smaller, with a nice red cover.

Posted by: Zombie Mao Tse Tung at May 20, 2015 06:11 PM (8ZskC)

137 "Little Fuzzy Bear walked through the forest, looking for happy flowers to bring home to her two Mama Bears at their cave in the Ensler Forest. But before she had reached the meadow at Sanger's Crossing, a great rustling came from the woods, and Fuzzy Bear took off running! Just as Fuzzy reached the bridge over Fluke Creek, her mattress got snagged on a fence post, leaving her stuck in place. Desperate to escape, but unwilling to let go of her most beloved object, Fuzzy tugged and tugged, until when, right before her, reared up a White Man...".
To find out what happens next, go to ChelseasStories. com.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:11 PM (2cS/G)

138 The entire left side of the political spectrum is gaslighting our society.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2015 06:11 PM (If54N)

139 >>>If she has ideas about those particular topics

Why not have an adult discussion with the grown ups<<<

Because grooming the next generation is tough work and you've got to start early. How else is her Satan-spawn going to maintain the Clinton lifestyle?

Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 06:12 PM (ty633)

140 Teh ACE is on fire

Posted by: Iggy Rotten at May 20, 2015 06:12 PM (M1Eq2)

141 Rejected Title:

It Takes a Village and Some Baby Batter from Webb Hubell to Make A Child.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

142 I would suggest that the book should be smaller, with a nice red cover.
Posted by: Zombie Mao Tse Tung at May 20, 2015 06:11 PM (8ZskC)

-------------------------------------

With an appendix that will teach you how to smelt steel in your own back yard.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (/HX7u)

143 They'll be selling this through yoga studios

Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (d6Zcu)

144 Is this a joke or what?

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (8ZskC)

145 I've come around on this. Chelsea has plenty of advice for the 10 to 14 year old kids such as....

....what to do if you're a teenage girl and you're being manhandled by Joe Biden at a press conference.

....why you should NEVER date a Kennedy

....how to pop the lock from inside the trunk of Harry Reid's mobile 'Love Shack'.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (AC0lD)

146 55
Ten million advance for Web Hubbell's daughter. Also 108, 130, 132:

You guys get it. This is all an excuse to launder a sizable gift to her in the form of an advance for a book that will have few, if any, legitimate sales. But just wait for the movie rights and the website!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (5f5bM)

147 Yoga studios?

"Buy this book or we erect a poster of Chelsea in yoga pants."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (blHar)

148 Soon to be available on Kindle for a penny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:14 PM (8ZskC)

149 138 Yes,yes they are.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2015 06:14 PM (mGBKM)

150 Dreams of My Father: The Sisterhood of the Dropping Pants

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

151 The best part of Chelsea Clinton dripped off of Jennifer Flowers's chin.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:14 PM (xWW96)

152 Reminds me of that LSD hippie chant from the 60's.

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 06:14 PM (RJMhd)

153 It Takes Pillage.

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2015 06:15 PM (UlJ3l)

154
I just wanna say a final Fuck You to David Letterman. Good riddance you piece of shit. I hope to never see or hear from you again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (6R/ns)

155 Targeted at 10 to 14 year-olds? Anyone check her travel records for trips to Pedo Island with Pops? Research, dontcha know.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (2cS/G)

156 Crayons included?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (YFFpo)

157 "How to Get Filthy Rich With Only Modest Intelligence and Without Producing Anything Whatsoever of Value to Society"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC)

158 The Devil Wore Pantsuits

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

159 You have three choices:

1. Buy my daughter's book. The minimum suggested lot size is 500 copies.

2. Take a trade mission assignment to Croatia.

3. Let's go for a walk in the park. Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (JO9+V)

160 "...why you should NEVER date a Kennedy!"

***
Without a snorkel.

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (RJMhd)

161 I'd like to get Chelsea's thoughts on current developments in String Theory.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (e3bId)

162 Fifty Shades of Venality

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (8ZskC)

163 Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (6R/ns)

I think it's wonderful that he is now free to pursue his dream. Drinking himself to death. You go girl!

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (xWW96)

164 Just another variety of slush fund like the legal defense fund, the Clinton Library, the $600K NBC job, and her husband's alleged "hedge fund" that doesn't make its investors money, but pays her husband "management fees." Contributors to all in varying stages of willingness -- some true believers, some buying access, some matching their competitors, and some just strongarmed into playing ball.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (5f5bM)

165 "Little Fuzzy Bear walked through the forest, looking for happy flowers to bring home to her two Mama Bears at their cave in the Ensler Forest. But before she had reached the meadow at Sanger's Crossing, a great rustling came from the woods, and Fuzzy Bear took off running! Just as Fuzzy reached the bridge over Fluke Creek, her mattress got snagged on a fence post, leaving her stuck in place. Desperate to escape, but unwilling to let go of her most beloved object, Fuzzy tugged and tugged, until when, right before her, reared up a White Man...".
To find out what happens next, go to ChelseasStories. com.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:11 PM

Diet Coke Meet Screen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (6GBAx)

166 Take 2:

CDreams of My Father: The Sisterhood of the Dropping Pants

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

167 I just wanna say a final Fuck You to David Letterman. Good riddance you piece of shit. I hope to never see or hear from you again.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM (6R/ns)

-----------------------------

Watch. He'll be the vice-presidential nominee for 2020.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (/HX7u)

168 Cashing In: My Life as the Daughter of Connected Grifters

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

169 Fifty Shades of Bray?

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (UlJ3l)

170 I just wanna say a final Fuck You to David Letterman. Good riddance you piece of shit. I hope to never see or hear from you again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:16 PM
.........Why is he retiring.? I hadn't heard that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (6GBAx)

171 145 I've come around on this. Chelsea has plenty of advice for the 10 to 14 year old kids such as....

....what to do if you're a teenage girl and you're being manhandled by Joe Biden at a press conference.

....why you should NEVER date a Kennedy

....how to pop the lock from inside the trunk of Harry Reid's mobile 'Love Shack'.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 06:13 PM (AC0lD)

....what to do when mommy starts screaming about daddy's whoring around with all those skanks.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)

172 So -- will this book be aimed at the demographic of rich white progressive privileged brats on the Upper East Side -- or at the pregnant brain-damaged teenage streetwalkers that their dads abuse?

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 06:18 PM (jBuUi)

173 The Rapacity of Hope

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (8ZskC)

174 "How to Get Filthy Rich With Only Modest Intelligence and Without Producing Anything Whatsoever of Value to Society"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Really, isn't this the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (wjzWP)

175 Fifty Shades of Braying is Sarah Jessica Parker's memoirs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (blHar)

176
And Fuck You Too to Roger Goodell and Bob Kraft (who sounds like Larry Flynt) and the NFL.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (6R/ns)

177 Female cop killed serving a felony arrest warrant here in Omaha today.

The thug died too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (oFCZn)

178 Am I the only one who can't wait for the 2032 matchup between Chelsea Clinton and George P. "the little brown one" Bush? #ReadyforChelsea

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (5f5bM)

179 Seriously, who would want to read this shit?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (YFFpo)

180 Why is he retiring.? I hadn't heard that.

He wants to molest employees full time.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

181 Checking in for the first time today and...THIS.

Stupid, evil, vapid scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (FsuaD)

182 >>Why not have an adult discussion with the grown ups

Future.Chelsea.Voters.

All about getting 'em to believe she's a leader while they're still young and impressionable.
Just like the generation of young women who have been raised in an environment where every outlet - school, news, entertainment - has reinforced the notion that Hillary is qualified to be president.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 06:19 PM (6MNGZ)

183 I dunno, the tale of how a homely wooden marionette came to life might have some appeal.

Posted by: Carlo Collodi at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (lubY2)

184
David Letterman is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (6R/ns)

185 Foreword by Web Hubbel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (6GBAx)

186 It wil be funny if Colbert fails miserably.Actually,the left wont allow him to fail,no matter what his ratings are.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (mGBKM)

187 "Fifty Shades of Braying is Sarah Jessica Parker's memoirs."

I snickered.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (JO9+V)

188 Title of the princess' book:

"Mommy Loves You Because She Chose Not To Abort You"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

189 re: 161 "I'd like to get Chelsea's thoughts on current developments in String Theory."

well how else you you get it out, with pliers..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 20, 2015 06:21 PM (qSIlh)

190 So You Weren't Aborted. Now What?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:21 PM (8ZskC)

191 Girl Interrupted:Or What I Saw Under the Resolve Desk

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 06:21 PM (RJMhd)

192 "Mommy Loves You Because She Chose Not To Abort You"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:20 PM (FsuaD)

*****************
If I'm not mistaken, Paul Anka sang about that.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 20, 2015 06:21 PM (5f5bM)

193 Oh, I see it's not an autobiography. My bad.

Posted by: Carlo Collodi at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (lubY2)

194 Alternate children's book title, by Chelsea:

Let's Talk About the Pros of Abortion: Why Mommy and Daddy Got Rid of Your Evil Little Brother

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (FsuaD)

195 "Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

196 And of course we're going to have to look forward to Malia and Sasha's book in the future.

"Crushing Crackers"
"What to do when 'THAT LOOK' does freeze onto your face"
"When Mommy is a man and Daddy is a pussy, little bitch...our journey"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (AC0lD)

197 Unaborted children might self-abort when exposed to Chelsea's work.

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (e3bId)

198 I gave her several books that she could copy large excerpts from.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria, asking you to call him Ishmael at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (UlJ3l)

199 Chelsea has been very clear on the matter. She believes String is possible, but has never seen any herself. She does not believe in conspiracy materials like Twine or Yarn.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (2cS/G)

200
Yeah Colbert is already a success; the reviews have already been written and just waiting to hit the newswire.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (6R/ns)

201 In fairness, Letterman retired from comedy in 1989.

Tonight is the night he just stops collecting a check.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:23 PM (/HC6x)

202 Count, that title does have a certain whinny to it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:23 PM (blHar)

203 Hey the Clinton Foundation crew is plenty diverse.

I see a Clinton larva, lotsa white hipsters, a black girl, and... and... is that Ten Bears there on the left??

Posted by: weew - there is iron in my words at May 20, 2015 06:23 PM (0tmLY)

204 Are you there, Dad? It's me, Chelsea"

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:23 PM (2cS/G)

205 Just think there's an alternate universe where the Clintons died in a fiery car crash decades ago.

That universe is not this universe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 20, 2015 06:23 PM (oFCZn)

206
In fairness, Letterman retired from comedy in 1989.

Pretty much. CBS has been paying a dead man walking.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

207 Another possible title:

Don't Cry and Make Daddy Drink (and Rape)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

208 Chapter 7:

Mattress or Derringer? What to Carry After You've Been Pretend-Raped at the Ivy-League College You'll Attend Five Years From Now as a Legacy Admission.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 06:24 PM (jBuUi)

209 "Chelsea Clinton Shoots Smack"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

210 Watching da Zero discuss his successes in Iraq makes me feel sorry for Baghdad Bob. They have so obviously ripped off his act and I'll bet he didn't get a penny.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:24 PM (xWW96)

211 When will our long national nightmare of the Clintons come to an end?

Posted by: se pa moron, lugging mattress and shag carpeting on back at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (xQX/f)

212 In fairness, Letterman retired from comedy in 1989.

He was hilarious at 12:30 on NBC. Since he became an "icon", not so much...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (YFFpo)

213 "Daddy Cheats On Mommy Because You're Bad"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

214 Chelsea knows string theory. Or thinks she does. She learned how to make finger string thingys at camp once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (FsuaD)

215 How To Launder Money, Kids!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (kivUY)

216 String Theory. Or why it is a superior snack to sliced or shredded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 06:25 PM (JO9+V)

217 I hate the Clintons (and their hell spawn) so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (FsuaD)

218
Re: chelsea clinton

Nobody will buy or read her stupid book. But it'll be well-received, they'll tell us. It's all a bullshit set-up to list her for Top Most Powerful Women (more bullshit) in the near future.

The media and DNC are literally constructing a candidate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (6R/ns)

219 A Blue Dress, The Secret Service and My Missing Cat

Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (RJMhd)

220 If Bill wrote a children's book, it be a pop up book IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (/HC6x)

221 >>>195 "Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad"
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

Cup of tea, all over my desk.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (WIUGG)

222 It'll come with a sound chip so the kids can play Abortion Musical Chairs.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (/HX7u)

223 Walk Softly, and Trail a Long String

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (2cS/G)

224 If you asked Harf about String Theory she will probably assume its Silly String and tell you how to get it out of hair.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:26 PM (blHar)

225
..out of the ether, I should've added.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (6R/ns)

226 "Why Sex-Slavery Isn't So Bad: A Tour of Pedo Island with Chelsea."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (wjzWP)

227 No More Wire Hangers! EVER!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (YFFpo)

228 "Dog Care for Children" by Chelsea Clinton

gah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)

229 The Clinton Foundation also has a ginger. How much more diversity do you need?

Posted by: weew at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (0tmLY)

230 Another book I'll be putting American Sniper in front of at any place I frequent. Makes me feel like I'm foiling the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Posted by: One Iron MacGuffin at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (NjX7M)

231 How much do want to bet she'll get a Grammy for the audio recording of her book? Just like her dad, Obama, and a lot of other politicians.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (6MNGZ)

232 "The Evil Blue Dress" by Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)

233 Must be nice huh? And sucks to be us.

Posted by: Stephanie at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (sF0CB)

234 Dammit, I was an advisor to a President about defense policy and nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Amy Carter at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (UlJ3l)

235 Hop on Pop. The Untold Story of the White House Intern Crew.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

236 Grift and Grow Rich!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (JO9+V)

237 Reminds me of this old joke:

Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer and a sleazy politician?

A: Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (I8YZX)

238 Hell Spawn should be a band name.

Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (88xKn)

239 Chelsea Clinton children's book to discuss poverty, gender equality, epidemics, climate change, endangered species.

It's a veritable grievance theater potpourri!

Posted by: Book of the Minute Club at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (Dwehj)

240
Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

This is what keeps me coming back here.

And boobs.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (MDgS8)

241 "Socks the Cat" ..... ummm, nevermind....Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

242 Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 06:27 PM (6MNGZ)

Grammy my ass Lizzy. I smell a Nobel Prize for literature in the making.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (xWW96)

243 Chapter 9: Why sending your allowance the the Clinton Global Initiative is Empowering.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (/HC6x)

244 Chapter 14:

One Way or Another You'll Soon Be Paying a Visit Pedo Island; Whether that Will Be With My Dad on a Private Jet, or Instead Handcuffed in a 3x3 Shipping Container With Too Few Breathing Holes Is Up to You!

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (jBuUi)

245 >>If Bill wrote a children's book, it be a pop up book IYKWIM.

Find the Cigar!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 06:29 PM (6MNGZ)

246 Is there a diarrhea chapter?

Posted by: Stephanie at May 20, 2015 06:29 PM (sF0CB)

247 Dog care for children? So it's the self-help book she always wanted but never had as a teenager? That's kind of noble. Good Chelsea, good girl.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:29 PM (2cS/G)

248 I think its wonderful that Howdy Doody is finding work after all these years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 06:29 PM (39g3+)

249 "The Adventures of Buddy the Dog"....ummm....no....Chelsea

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (FsuaD)

250 If Howdy Doody hadn't been recycled into sawdust, he would come back to slap you Christopher Taylor...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (blHar)

251 I'm guessing it's not a cigar aficionado guide book?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (6GBAx)

252 Is there a diarrhea chapter?
Posted by: Stephanie

We can only hope.

Posted by: Al Roker at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (wjzWP)

253 so in other words, buying 10k copies of the book and dumping them in a landfill = huge Clinton donation

Posted by: weew at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (0tmLY)

254 If the book is anything like her personality, it will be a great blessing to insomnia sufferers across the world.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (shFKH)

255 246 Is there a diarrhea chapter?
Posted by: Stephanie at May 20, 2015 06:29 PM (sF0CB)

With forward by Al Roker.

Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (xWW96)

256 Chapter 12: How Mommy and Me Dodged Sniper Fire, Really!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:30 PM (blHar)

257 How to make money without doing shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:31 PM (6GBAx)

258 My Adventures With Plastic Surgery, And Why You Ugly Kids Should Consider It

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:31 PM (FsuaD)

259 237 Reminds me of this old joke:

Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer and a sleazy politician?

A: Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 20, 2015 06:28 PM (I8YZX)

I resent that.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 20, 2015 06:31 PM (oFCZn)

260 I'll guess that the Clinton ATM charity will buy millions of copies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (6GBAx)

261 so in other words, buying 10k copies of the book and dumping them in a landfill = huge Clinton donation
Posted by: weew

We call them middle schools, but yeah.

Posted by: National Education Association at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (wjzWP)

262 "Mommy, Where's Uncle Vince?"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

263 Of course the Clinton ATM will buy plenty of copies. And then give them away as gifts to be written off on taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (blHar)

264 Chelsea Clinton: Where every day is a bad hair day.

Posted by: se pa moron, lugging mattress and shag carpeting on back at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (xQX/f)

265 I'll guess that the Clinton ATM charity will buy millions of copies.

I know what hungry Haitian kids are going to be getting this Christmas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

266 I'm only surprised those insincere shits didn't put at least one backwards "e" on that boring fucking cover.

Posted by: for authenticity! at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (lubY2)

267 "Mommy, Who's My Real Daddy?"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (YFFpo)

268 How To Kill Your Dog And Make It Look Like An Accident.

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (/HX7u)

269 "Get Off Me, Daddy, You're Crushing My Cigarettes."

What? They're from Arkansas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (0HooB)

270 P.T. Barnum climbed out of his grave to congratulate the Clintons on outdoing him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (39g3+)

271 Chapter 69: After Dad has Banged Every Last One of Your Childhood Girlfriends - Every LAST FUCKING ONE!"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (AC0lD)

272 Chapter 15: Stay Out of the Oval Closet

Posted by: Book of the Minute Club at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (Dwehj)

273 Well,she does have Webb's froglike mouth.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2015 06:33 PM (mGBKM)

274 Chapter 12: Not Taking Candy From A Stranger And Avoiding Car Rides With Uncle Teddy....A Practical Guide To Not Winding Up Dead.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:34 PM (/HC6x)

275 If Chelsea is going to be a candidate in the future, she'll have to be even more hidden than her mother is now. At least, her mom has a personality, awful as it is. Chelsea, on the other hand, has a personality vacuum.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:34 PM (shFKH)

276 Chapter 8: The Underappreciated Anesthetic Properties of Some Ice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (8ZskC)

277 Remember the movie Poltergeist? Chelsea is Carol Ann.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (blHar)

278 "Mommy Dearest" paperback, now only $86.88 on Amazon. Use the Ace shopping widget on the home page.

Posted by: Gerry Sitwell at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (yoqR9)

279 That cover looks like a tragic case of somebody with the shakes missing the cereal bowl with EVERY SINGLE Fruity Pebble. It speaks to me, and to Africa, and rape victims all across the world. And children and workers, too. Wow, Chelsea is a genius.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (2cS/G)

280 "Out Of The Closet: Telling Your Liberal Parent You're Not Gay"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

281 "A Picnic in Fort Marcy Park"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (wjzWP)

282 The Adventures of Socks the Cat.

Subtitle: Dodging Traffic in DC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (0HooB)

283 >>>262 "Mommy, Where's Uncle Vince?"
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

Sheesh!

Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 06:35 PM (WIUGG)

284 It would be nice if all of you would stop talking about Web being Chelsea's dad. The thought of Hillary! and Web going at it requires more brain bleach than hours of Internet PRON could hope to provide.

Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (Tn6XD)

285 How many trees must die to print this? Can we object as environmentalists? C'mon people!

Posted by: Weasel at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (e3bId)

286 "Mommy, Where's Uncle Vince?"
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

----------------------------------

It'll be her next children's book. "A Walk In The Park With Uncle Vince".

Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (/HX7u)

287 Chapter 70: Don't Smoke The Sticky Cigars

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

288 I mean really? Why?

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (Bn6aD)

289 Kids are always reading motivational self-help books. That's totally a kids thing, not fantasy adventure crime-solving teens shit.

I believe the working title of this destined-to-be-a-masterpiece literary work was "Get money, Get Power, Get Women."

And then she stopped using her dad as a consultant.

Chelsea Clinton: so very loathely.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (/yNLK)

290 Is it a coloring book?

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 20, 2015 06:36 PM (ok4k4)

291 Chapter 13: Combatting Climate Change By Flying A Private Plane To One Summit After Another

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (/HC6x)

292 Chapter 13: Combatting Climate Change By Flying A Private Plane To One Summit After Another

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (/HC6x)

293 258 My Adventures With Plastic Surgery, And Why You Ugly Kids Should Consider It
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:31 PM (FsuaD)

Plastic Surgery Can Only Do So Much, So Don't Get Your Hopes too High

a poignant memoir
by Princess Chelsea

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (shFKH)

294 MY name for this book:

It Takes A Pillage

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (hWqbq)

295 Who's Yo Daddy!

By Chelsea Hubbell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (6GBAx)

296 Why Some Daddy's Have Girlfriends: A Primer

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (FsuaD)

297 Chapter 14: How to make money ghostwriting children's books when someone who should be serving Daddy coffee plays golf.

Posted by: se pa moron, lugging mattress and shag carpeting on back at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (xQX/f)

298 Personally, I like the old Richard Scarry books, where every Daddy rabbit smoked a pipe. That SOB went soft, however, and redid a bunch of his books to be gender neutral or some such nonsense.

Anyhow, I can't imagine that Chelsea gives good samich.

Posted by: Dr. Samich at May 20, 2015 06:37 PM (uL8jA)

299 From the lack of comments, I take starting a fund raiser for Combat Meido Alice is off the table.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (blHar)

300 Just to go O/T for a moment.

I was looking a the Baltimore headlines which said 14 shot and two dead in last 24 hours.
Then they just broke in with another four shot just a few hours ago,

Western District (Freddy Gray area) has had 22 shot this year so far, more then the 21 shot all of last year.

Police have no suspects.

Gonna be a hot summer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (VPLuQ)

301 Chelsea's Most Excellent Adventure In Graft And Propaganda.

Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (MDgS8)

302 "Redneck Mafia Princess"

Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (YFFpo)

303 279 That cover looks like a tragic case of somebody with the shakes missing the cereal bowl with EVERY SINGLE Fruity Pebble.

It's the Kaboom of book covers.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (+XMAD)

304 "YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN': Keeping Family Secrets Under Oath"

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

305 >>Hey, now, the 'Clinton Foundation' got $750,000 from Kellogg's for that 'product placement.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

How much did the Cohiba Cigar company pay them for their "product placement"?

Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (sQzB6)

306 Alternate title based on the cover:

The Center is Exclusively White

Posted by: SGTYork at May 20, 2015 06:38 PM (/yNLK)

307 The book title is just as exciting as she is.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (shFKH)

308 And with that...
NOOD!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (VPLuQ)

309 279 That cover looks like a tragic case of somebody with the shakes missing the cereal bowl with EVERY SINGLE Fruity Pebble.
Posted by: LincolnTf
___________________

Naaaaah. Kaboom!

Posted by: Amy Carter at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (UlJ3l)

310 What To Do
When Buddy Gets
Hit By A Car

Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (kivUY)

311 >>> "Challenges." "Explore." "Solutions."

Action Items! Blue-sky imagining! Power-verbing! Toolbox-Nouning!

While this is all very precise and accurate, it nonetheless stirs intense feelings of anger in me, bordering on rage.

Posted by: Phinn at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (DLUnW)

312

I can't wait to deliver some of these to the girl's on Jeff Epstein's island.

Posted by: Bill Clinton

Bon fuckin mot.

To be fair, I understand that Mr. Clinton has the SS run a real background check on any girl he "talks to" to make sure they are over 18. Seriously. Not that Bill Richardson or Prince Andrew cared.

Posted by: imp at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (XIXZz)

313 Chelsea, on the other hand, has a personality vacuum.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:34 PM (shFKH)

Oh, .....we'll take care of that...

Posted by: MarxistMedia LLC at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (mmlFU)

314 Chapter 22: Figuring Out Where Mommy Hides The Good Booze.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 20, 2015 06:39 PM (/HC6x)

315 The Clinton Story: How Rich Ugly White People Get Poor Colored People To Vote For Them

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 20, 2015 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

316 I don't like mocking people for their appearance, I mean its not their fault. But she does really look like Howdy Doody. With less charisma.

I also don't like conspiracy theories, they're usually way too complicated to be plausible. But having seen pictures of Web Hubble and Chelsea... she looks way more like him than Bill. In fact, I strongly suspect Bill fires blanks all the way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 06:40 PM (39g3+)

317 Chapter 52 - Never Read the Footnotes in the Starr Report

Posted by: IYKWIM at May 20, 2015 06:40 PM (lubY2)

318 Christopher Taylor.

Bill, "But Hillary darling I got mah tubes tied so I can have fun without consequences."

Hillary, "Dammit Bill, to appeal to the voters we need a kid."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:42 PM (blHar)

319 I Don't Care About Money and Neither Should You: Why You Should Send Us All of Yours

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 20, 2015 06:43 PM (shFKH)

320
Hillary, "Dammit Bill, to appeal to the voters we need a kid."

I guarantee that's how it went.

She's a prop baby. And she had her own in service to the cause, to boot.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

321 From the lack of comments, I take starting a fund raiser for Combat Meido Alice is off the table.

It might help if you explained why you needed to raise funds in the first place. Even if I was inclined to buy fiction - I don't apart from a very few favorites that I know I want to reread regularly - paying before the book is written just seems like an odd proposition to me.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2015 06:45 PM (a42f0)

322 2. looks like its not easy to get a job at the Money for Clintons Foundation if you're a guy (and there were several persons in that photo who I couldn't clearly identify as either sex)
Posted by: the Butcher at May 20, 2015 05:48 PM

I noticed that too. Plus they stuck all the guys in the back of the pic, SEXISM! Also it appears they are AGEIST! There's no one even approaching my age, 50s.

Some leftist group should investigate these folks. Like maybe "Eric Holder w/ tits" DOJ. (Totally stealing that from another poster.)

Posted by: Farmer at May 20, 2015 06:45 PM (o/90i)

323 Grau Fuchs it is a joke on my part playing off Chelsea getting a book published. Her's is pretty much a nothing burger while this story might run to 6k words ergo I really don't need to raise funds for it, unless someone wants to give me grocery money.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 06:47 PM (blHar)

324 Saudi Arabia just ordered a quarter million copies and Algeria is planning to purchase 100,000.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2015 06:49 PM (WLJbV)

325 Her book, "It's Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired and Get Going"

She should read my book: "It's Our World, Not YOUR World: Do Please Get Informed, or Get the Fuck Out"

Not a childrens' book, obviously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 20, 2015 06:50 PM (oKE6c)

326
I don't like mocking people for their appearance, I mean its not their
fault. But she does really look like Howdy Doody. With less charisma.

But more wooden on camera.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 20, 2015 06:51 PM (oKE6c)

327 It's Your Butt.

Get Informed.

Get Inspired.

Get Going.

Get fucked

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at May 20, 2015 06:56 PM (0bY4C)

328
Palaverous pablum for the chirruns of Cruella DeVille's mind-dead supporters.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 20, 2015 06:58 PM (VLTL9)

329 'get inform, get inspired'????
Ripped off from one of my heroes, Herman Cain.

Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2015 07:00 PM (go5uR)

330 She's a prop baby. And she had her own in service to the cause, to boot.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

Yep.

If she has any brains or any ability to reflect, she knows that basically she's like Socks and Buddy.

That would be a pretty painful realization. But her response has been to become as corrupt as her parents.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 20, 2015 07:00 PM (+XMAD)

331
Check out the library copy (or not) and do a little editorializing on its tainted pages...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 20, 2015 07:02 PM (VLTL9)

332 Cool. When does she get appointed Gauleiter?

Posted by: HAL at May 20, 2015 07:05 PM (OmBeX)

333 Stateless Infidel, you are absolutely owning this thread! Funniest comments I've read in ages.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 20, 2015 07:37 PM (jlhet)

334 What? No chapter on molesting interns?

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 20, 2015 07:45 PM (XMX7O)

335 Holy crap, this sounds like Brian Griffins "Wish It, Want It, Do It"...Wonder if her book comes with blank pages to write your wishes in?...

Posted by: Sua Sponte at May 20, 2015 08:04 PM (onAhE)

336 I cannot wait for this book and the current scowling first daughter's books and their wonderful careers. They always seem so cheerful, so I am sure it will be uplifting and a positive message to all.

Chelsea makes the Carter girl look like Miss America in spite of orthodontics and whatever else has been done. Oh, and I still think she was wearing one of those pregnant prosthesis things based on a photo of her in a short dress on stage shortly before the spawning. I could be wrong, of course. The child, hopefully, even from a surrogate, does not resemble that termite-ridden branch of family tree. Bless her heart.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at May 20, 2015 08:07 PM (FCPu0)

337 I guess the publisher has to show something occasionally for their pay to play payments to the Clintons. It'll be interesting to see how quickly this book quietly dies when mom finally self-destructs.

Posted by: STW at May 20, 2015 09:32 PM (H5xAO)

338 The real title was, "Chelsea Has Two Commies."

Posted by: manolo at May 20, 2015 09:44 PM (Z+kHZ)

339 Chelsea Clinton is insufferable.

Posted by: jrg at May 20, 2015 10:47 PM (3qRJf)

340 nepotism. it caused ww1 and destroyed the European order, and it will be the end of us, too.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 20, 2015 10:58 PM (niWgN)

341 Gender! She's going to talk "gender" to kids!

Jump on that insane bandwagon, folks!

Just say "gender" and you're morally superior to the rest of us who still think Bruce Jenner is a nut.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2015 11:34 PM (tiTKs)

342 I feel sorry for Chelsea. With those swine for parents, she had no more chance than a fiddler's bitch. Doesn't mean I want to watch the train-wreck she will inevitably make of her life, though.

Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at May 21, 2015 01:47 AM (NNsWb)

343 82
Chelsea has a ghost writer I bet. Say who in the Clinton Crime Family has recently died under strange circumstances?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (blHar)
Miss me yet?

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 03:53 AM (ev1Yh)

344 82
Chelsea has a ghost writer I bet. Say who in the Clinton Crime Family has recently died under strange circumstances?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 05:58 PM (blHar)===========================
Miss me yet?

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 21, 2015 03:55 AM (ev1Yh)

345 Hope it sell as well as her mother's..

Posted by: burt at May 21, 2015 08:28 AM (ls8AU)

346
The irony of the box of Fruit Loops being prominently displayed in the Clinton Foundation staff photo is no doubt lost on them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2015 08:54 AM (VLTL9)

347 This from a woman that is not informed (outside her liberal elitist bubble), does not inspire (anyone or anything), and has never had to get going (been raised as a rich elitist, wanting for nothingall her life).

Posted by: John at May 21, 2015 11:33 AM (C278+)

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