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Evidence Suggests That MORE -- an ACORN Successor Group -- Paid "Protesters" to "Protest" in Ferguson
Hashtag #CutTheChecks.
Apparently MORE is angering "protesters" by not paying them as they say they were promised.On May 14, protesters, upset with not being paid their promised checks for protesting, protested outside MORE, Missourians Organizing For Reform and Empowerment, an ACORN organization which had received funding through George Soros to fund the protests.Meanwhile, an anonymous protester is pushing back against Emma Sulkowicz's "neurotic attention-seeking" -- carrying her (dubious) "rape mattress" to her graduation ceremony (and to the stage) -- by posting posters of her with the legend "Pretty Little Liar."
If you like the truth share our photos. https://t.co/ZbuCaXLBXR #ColumbiaCommencement #EmmaSulkowicz pic.twitter.com/UUgWNbbvQG
— Fake Rape (@fakerape) May 20, 2015Posters Go Up Around Columbia Calling Mattress Rape Protester A "Pretty Little Liar" http://t.co/7pEDF2loWR pic.twitter.com/qwACJB0JRG
— Gothamist (@Gothamist) May 20, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:24 PM (Ce4DF)
I liked that touch. Because that show is insane.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:24 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: dogfish at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)
Methinks Emma wanted a real cool topic for her senior project and concocted the whole thing with her faculty advisor. So she got Columbia credit for this stunt. Id give her an A++, as she was successful beyond her dreams. Columbia should pay until it hurts.
Now what would have happened if Pauls friends jumped up as Emma crossed the stage and shouted: Emma takes it up the ass! Doo dah! Doo dah! Hows that different from Emma and her friends intruding on the solemnity of the ceremony by in effect declaring Paul to be a rapist before a captive audience. The former is objectively true, the latter has been rejected by Columbia kangaroo court and the NYPD.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (EPEqj)
Postmodernism.
It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (659DL)
Posted by: here's hoping at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (dkfG0)
Little tip for the guys, don't ever hook up with a slutty feminist studies rape awareness type.
Doesn't it seem that most of the girls we've heard of are rape-awarers? UVA girl was one in high school.
don't do it.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)
Yeah. I left. Like they can change the result. History is a stubborn thing.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (sdxPm)
Wonder who will get those jobs.
Jackhole Deray McKesson comes to mind.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (CzoUo)
So, is that crazy dame planning on carrying that mattress around with her for the rest of her life or what?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (01cYD)
10 Are they still fighting the Civil War down below?
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (Bn6aD)
Yeah. I left. Like they can change the result. History is a stubborn thing.
Well they're busy now changing the Iraq War....F**k History..
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: NCKate at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (tpaSF)
*I realize I am wasting my time*
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (Y3pji)
Never do crazy.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (CzoUo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (1sJza)
Does the phrase "ex acorn staffer" ring a bell?
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (nqiq9)
Thesis... So that's what they're calling it in college nowadays...
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:32 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (sdxPm)
Meh, not so bad.
Posted by: NEA at May 20, 2015 01:32 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: The Lutherans Will Get You Everytime! at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (LISuA)
........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Also explains all the hubbub in the Shaw/SLU area. It was specifically crafted as a money grab from the university.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (U8W/7)
SMDH.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (78TbK)
........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)
Was she of the Oklahoma branch of the Sulcowicz clan?
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: scottst at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (idA6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)
They'll survive the apocalypse, so of course they recovered from a minor funding setback.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (SDbnA)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (ty633)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (OsWis)
Evidence suggests that mattresses are magnetically attracted to sluts...
Evidence suggests that Hillary Clinton may have mislead the public about the true purpose of having a private e-mail server.
Evidence suggests that Barak Obama was a substandard student, accepted into University based only on his application claiming he was born in Kenya..
Evidence suggests that Polar Bears cause Global Cooling. Polar Bear population drops, and global temperatures begin to climb...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (VPLuQ)
So many SABOs taking on the Left's heroes and icons.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (SDbnA)
Where was this? And where were they advertising?
(I'm guessing one of those free weekly papers).
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Some morons started goofing on states, and things got all Antietam up in there.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw)
Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.
SMDH.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
WTF? All I got was a commemorative roll of Bounty.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Just glad to be here in a Border Thread.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Bitch McTurtle at May 20, 2015 01:38 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Shameful. Violence is never the answer.
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:38 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (01cYD)
Reminds me of a joke for the ONT about Martha Stewart and screaming twice.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (JOG+K)
A plaque for a plague.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (nDPoN)
"That [the poster] is a sociopathic response to someone's trauma."
"The trauma of what, not having your LIES accepted?"
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Baltimore Protestor at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: NCKate at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (tpaSF)
--------------------------------------
I've heard that his spawn are as bad or worse than he is. So we're going to be dealing with this for a long time.
And don't think for a minute that Choomboy hasn't already made arrangements for that money to keep rolling in for "heightened agitatin'".
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:40 PM (/HX7u)
........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)
We had the same in college. She was called Sig Tau Sue
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (5KmTX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (VPLuQ)
I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you.
**leaves thread**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)
SO is dragging a mattress around campus for years. Or probably more narcissistic?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (SDbnA)
Ferguson is resurfacing the street and putting a plaque as a memorial for the gentle giant.
So strong arming a merchant and attempted murder on a Police Officer gets a memorial? F**ked up that is...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Gold!
Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (LA7Cm)
I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)
Aaannd, with that I step into Civil War Rehash # 67243.
Seems to me that a plain reading of the text would indicate an ability to secede from the Union.
The result of that War is a supreme federal government holding sway over captive and powerless states.
Look where that power has lead us.
said as a northerner with no ancestral skin in the slavery game, one way or another.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (XmOA9)
Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under
the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of
riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount
of integrity and honor left? Nobody?
No...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (Bn6aD)
Also, looting is the actual goal. Shit for free, why not?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (A98Xu)
________
I think it started with the stegosaurus being Colorado's state dinosaur. Then a border conflict between Colorado and Idaho ensued (which is odd because geography would seem to preclude such an incident) and the next thing you know the thread was in Andersonville.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (fgb4J)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Now taking bets on when (not if) the plaque gets wiped for the scrap metal value.
Followed by calls for the police to "do SOMETHING!"
Posted by: AoSHQ betting office at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (jBuUi)
___
Um [shakes magic 8 ball] you lack standing.
Posted by: Federal Judge denying suit at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (kff5f)
I can pretty much guarantee you he's behind Ferguson and Baltimore.
He should be brought up on RICO charges.
Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (XWo4d)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)
Causation, I would imagine. Unless you know precisely who did the damage, and can show they were paid, you're SOL.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
Sooooooo, I was right to pull the lanyard? or to blow my brains out?
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:43 PM (QCc6B)
=====
Concur.
Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (JBggj)
SO is dragging a mattress around campus for years. Or probably more narcissistic?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:41 PM (SDbnA)
A term out of favor now is "attention whore". In 10 or 20 years sweet Emma may be "Shopping Cart Lady" haranguing pigeons and squirrels in the City Park about imaginary pooter assaults.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: J.E.B. Stuart at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (NPgvx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (1sJza)
Someone made a joke comment that caused someone else to get their southern butthurt on.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (22Hrf)
Oh, good grief. It's always a bad idea to goof on states unless it's your own or you know somebody can take a joke because if not the insults start flying. There used to be a book "Oldest Living Confederate War Widows tells all.". Evidently we have some old geezers still fighting the war! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:36 PM (sdxPm)
--------------------------------------------
The German side.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (/HX7u)
Love it
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (SDbnA)
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (eytER)
Boy Scouts have banned water gun fights.
http://bit.ly/1K1Kzg4
What. The. F*ck.
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)
Hey, all I did was describe a bar fight scene between the two over the steggy. How was I to know it would go so wrong?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (nDPoN)
In 2008 I got a call from a census worker . They began by asking all the standard number of people in the household questions. Then it got weird.
She started asking about race. I told her that I preferred not to answer.
She immediately fired up with " Sir you HAVE to answer my questions BY LAW or you can be PROSECUTED" blah blah screaming , berating and threatening all the while asking more and more probing questions.
So having heard through teh Interwebs and at Ace's about the ACORN census connection, I decided to have a little fun.
I described my self as a proud member of the Comanche Nation and an Original American. (lie)
She actually asked me if I was handicapped , if I had any handicapped children and how many stairs that I have in the house.
I tolder that there were approximately 30 spiral staircases in my residence and that I had never counted them , but was willing to allow my 7 handicapped children to slide and bounce down each one, counting as they go. Would that be sufficient?
She then asked " ARE you telling the TRUTH?"
I said " No. You said I had to answer. We didn't discuss the truth. "
I then told her that she was welcome to drop by the house and prosecute me for Federal Census violations or whatever , hung up and blocked her number.
It was my first go round with an SJW lunatic . She was bat-shit nuts , screaming and threatening. I think that is when I realized that everything was about to change in America -Big Time.
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (NUCTk)
Or
A sign saying "She likes it in the squeaker, ask me how I know"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Some "random" protester at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (UVfht)
Do what you love, and the money will follow. That's the conventional wisdom, anyway. I'm not sure I buy that, but some people love being angry and contrarian. If such people can find paying careers to yell, more power to them.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fgb4J)
Paul was friends with Emma, then FWB. Then Emma got it in her mind that she wanted more than just friendship and when rejected, instead of crying into a bowl of ice cream and moving on, she cried rape as revenge. Mentally ill.
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (kca06)
She's had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Pussy Scouts at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (Spluw)
You mean SHARPSBURG, bitch!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fwARV)
Just ban the BSA and make 'em all become Wilderness Girls.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Fritz, partnering with Captain Obvious at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (ty633)
She's had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty. . .
She was know for being the "Amtrak" at school
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (S+el1)
White privilege golf clap, ol' chum. Whomever you may be.
Posted by: Dang at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (XWo4d)
Let's settle this at Appomatox court house.
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (nDPoN)
Tis very traumatic!
Poor thing, having to face that she's a lying liar who lies.
Posted by: Lauren at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (A6xmT)
War of Northern Aggression
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fgb4J)
Posted by: Draki at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (0eidE)
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)
"Pointing a firearm is not kind"
Ummm, it's not a firearm.
Words don't mean a damn thing anymore.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (JBggj)
gigantic stuff goat, with the word "SCAPEGOAT" painted on the side.
***
Why not a real goat?
Claim you need a service animal to deal with the psychological toll of being falsely accused of a crime.
Then let the goat start eating the mattress.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (OsWis)
Why isn't the FBI all over these fuckers? And I know they are under
the hopelessly corrupt DoJ, but still. This is the active fomenting of
riots. Is there nobody in this administration that has the least amount
of integrity and honor left? Nobody?
I'm amazed that the people whose homes and businesses were destroyed aren't suing the shit out of anybody paying for riots...
xxx
What's the point? The DOJ supports the rioters, so even if they got F. Lee Baily, it doesn't matter. NO ONE will be held responsible EVER, and "we the people" will end up paying for everything, one way or the other.
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (uIyMM)
Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (YFFpo)
It wouldn't surprise me. Seriously.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?
Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?
With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (Bn6aD)
That mattress ditz is going to be unpleasantly surprised once out in the real world.
xx
Doubtful. She'll get a university job in "wymens studies" or a job in government involving "diversity." She'll never even come close to the real world.
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (uIyMM)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 01:52 PM (YFFpo)
IIRC her degree is in art, so yes probably, except for not getting any job interviews because useless degree.
(SHUT UP BANNION)
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (U8W/7)
Sing it with me :If loving you anally is wrongI don't want to be right.
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (NPgvx)
If you love it in the butt clap your hands!If you love it in the butt clap your hands!If you love it in the butt, then your face will surely show it! If you love it in the butt clap your hands!
Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (ecDRv)
Umm, don't they have marksmanship days where they learn to shoot with BB guns and teach archery? This is complete and utter bullshit. Water guns aren't firearms.
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:51 PM (OsWis)
I keep hearing that the real world is a cruel world but these people keep propagating and they're getting crazier and crazier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:54 PM (W5DcG)
Ummm, it's not a firearm.
Words don't mean a damn thing anymore.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:50 PM (fWAjv)
Scouts are *also* supposed to be "Brave." What part of "your icky water gun scares me" is brave?
I...
I just can't even.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (kff5f)
I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a movie deal and/or some sort of campus rape activist job at some Proggie group like Center for American Progress or Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (SDbnA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Dont' you mean pawnee rangers?
https://youtu.be/sfuq4JNmfAs?t=16s
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (lIU4e)
Mattress Girl has never been accused of being pretty.
Posted by: SGTYork at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (Spluw)
Fair enough. I fired the first shot in this thread.
I'm not a well researched historian, and won't be drawn into details.
I'ts 2015. Time to see that war through the prism of overarching government. What they took from it was the concept of "they".
We the people, and the several states, no longer matter.
"They" set the agenda.
That is my humble .02 worth regarding the previous burning times.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (nDPoN)
http://tinyurl.com/lptuoa3
Posted by: Draki at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (0eidE)
She'll end up working in government, non-profit, journalism, or academia.
She'll never have to ditch the SJW attitude.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (d33iO)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (TV9BR)
http://rol.st/1HhJQVi
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (LISuA)
Did the mattress receive a diploma, too?
Really. What's she gonna do now? Take it to job interviews?
With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...
You are all so naive. Leftist organizations are almost certainly fighting with each other to get her on staff. She is a celebrity.
She be ushered through the PhD program in 2 or 3 years, then get a professorship. Guaranteed.
There is an entire ecosystem of leftist "jobs." (Paid for by grants from taxpayers and from Soros-types as well.) Sad, but true.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 01:56 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (2cS/G)
No, we had real shotguns and rifles at scout camp in my day and so did my son
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: future poster suggestion at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (dkfG0)
Slavery is and was a horrific nightmare. If you knew me you would know that I am especially sensitive to it.
I will never argue against that.
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Teddy and the Frat Girls at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (SDbnA)
Anyway at the end of the day they let us have a gigantic at watergun fight. Best day ever. But maybe not "nice".
Posted by: Lauren at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (A6xmT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (fWAjv)
With or without the mattress Who would hire Her... You know She's
gonna be calling sexual Harassment anywhere She goes.... Bad news...
I guess I should have specified reputable businesses....
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (Bn6aD)
*book deal
*paid by a fake bullshit artist like Soros you know, become a community organizer
*Free grad school from some dipshit college
*hired with huge salary from some non profit women's group
These assholes seem to make out pretty well.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: 1-800-Mattress at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: some random meathead
Don't fret; after all, I started it.
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (Spluw)
Phd in art? Maybe art history or restoration or something but performance art???
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (iQIUe)
What if a Vet had wanted to carry an American Flag during commencement.... would HE have been allowed?
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (qh617)
Communism knows no color.
OK, maybe red...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Just don't be to hard on the Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (CzoUo)
She'll end up working in government, non-profit, journalism, or academia.
She'll never have to ditch the SJW attitude.
Posted by: Iasonas
True, BUT...
In Academia, she'll get a professorship at $185,000/year.
As a nonprofit, she'll get $100,000 as a "director."
In the media, she'll get lord knows how much as a celebutante.
In government, she'll get $135,000 as Undersecretary of Women's Health.
The jobs in the "not real world" are often higher paying than real jobs.
Deal.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Willie at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:00 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (fwARV)
No, I meant Gettysburg, bastard!
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:00 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (+jijM)
Communism knows no color.
OK, maybe red...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)
True.
But I bet it makes the #BlackLivesMatter crowd a bit pissed. Lemme go make sure they know.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (fWAjv)
Well... there is an opening for SpokesFemale at the State Dept...
Posted by: To Harf.... at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (qh617)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (CzoUo)
Posted by: Willie at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (VbqpE)
Posted by: Harry Reid, Accused Pederast at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (TV9BR)
Got it. My son was only in Cub Scouts.
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (nDPoN)
You can't rape someone who has the home field advantage.
Posted by: Garrett at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (GSTJs)
And this is measured how?
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (lIU4e)
Lee Baily, it doesn't matter. NO ONE will be held responsible EVER, and
"we the people" will end up paying for everything, one way or the other."
This just shows that the country is finished. Kaput. Over. And all because of the Democrat Party. They did this.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (Y3pji)
Taking it up the butt adds 2 to 3 points on the 10 point scale.
So this 5 is now a 7 or 8. A little pretty.
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (nrca1)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (VbqpE)
All in for Ted, baby!!!
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:01 PM (Bn6aD)
Quick.... we need to change the subject.... what have we got on the docket...
Don't want people to realize that a Fed Judge is about to order us to do what we want anyway, and let all the underage illegals AND THEIR MOMS loose...
Posted by: Eye on the... look... a baby wolf... at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM (d33iO)
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You're right. The DNC will pick her up as an attraction at the next prez convention. She'll give a speech (with mattress, of course) and will then be offered a permanent campaign advisor's roll and start making six figures a year.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Hank at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (mb+j8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)
Fill 'em up with firewater.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 01:55 PM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Chief Spreading Bull" Warren at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:03 PM (VbqpE)
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Absolutely, how has this not triggered real rape victims?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (A98Xu)
HR Guy: Not yet, but I've narrowed it down to two candidates. One is fresh out of Columbia. The thing is, she carries around a mattress with her wherever she goes. We may be able to work around that. The other is a guy - state school, OK grades - but he walks around with marionettes that portray GoodFellas characters. During the interview, my secretary asked if she could bring us coffee. The guy picked up two dolls and said "Come on, let's go, make that coffee to go." Great Joe Pesci impersonation. The Carbone puppet is fluent in Italian, too, so he's got that going for him. ...
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (fgb4J)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (VbqpE)
So this 5 is now a 7 or 8. A little pretty.
So she looks better from behind. Good to know.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at May 20, 2015 01:49 PM (Spluw)
Heh, I was down there about 20 years ago doing the whole court house, Lee's Retreat thingy. I asked why did they call it Lee's Retreat and not Grant's Advance.
Barely got out alive.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Linus, carrying his blankie at May 20, 2015 02:05 PM (dkfG0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (nDPoN)
Sure as hell hope not.
Posted by: Bob, the mattress delivery guy at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (S08gh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (nDPoN)
And no one will go to jail....
But... look... Osama!!!
Posted by: Eye on the... look... a baby wolf... at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (qh617)
http://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (oT0jk)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Hank at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (mb+j8)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:06 PM (VbqpE)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Bed Bug at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (VbqpE)
Posted by: Van Morrison at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (GSTJs)
She wouldn't like it very much.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:57 PM (S+el1)
Boy Scouts have merit badges for Rifles (normally qualify w/ .22lr), Shotguns (normally qualify w/ 12 or 20 gauge), and Archery.
Cub Scouts have awards for BB Guns and Archery.
And, yes, I actually view this as the first step in getting rid of all of those awards. Because violence or some shit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lice at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (VbqpE)
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (nDPoN)
Why does everyone think she'll never get a job???
Posted by: 1-800-Mattress at May 20, 2015 01:58 PM (dkfG0)
inorite
Posted by: Vivid, Anal Dept. Recruiting at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Cum Stain at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (VbqpE)
I also got to learn Archery and the proper handling of pocket knives.
What a country we've become.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:08 PM (d33iO)
Yeah. General fear of drones and grape jelly.
(Knowledge of Ron White comedy necessary for full effect.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (659DL)
What a country we've become.
The wussification of America..
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (xWW96)
I thought rape was all 'SERIOUS Issue' and 'NO Laughing Matter'??
Then , to avoid getting sued, Precious Snow-mattress calls her stunt 'ART'!
WASF
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (VbqpE)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:09 PM (RJMhd)
All of those "You don't f@ck crazy" jokes must be wearing pretty thin by now.
Dude should publicly offer both of them to take lie detector tests on Maury or Steve Wilkos. In the new America, if she turns down the lie detector tests, everyone knows she's full of crap.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (AC0lD)
Man, if there was only a funny pun, joke, or, something we could do with this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (kca06)
Cub Scouts have awards for BB Guns and Archery.
And, yes, I actually view this as the first step in getting rid of all of those awards. Because violence or some shit.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)<<<
Also out... the PopTart eating badge.
Posted by: the Boy Scouts at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (dkfG0)
She wouldn't like it very much.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM
And you know the rule.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)
I forget what they used to call that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dogfish at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (jWtyG)
<<<
She'd probably get more action if she kept her proctologist on retainer.
Posted by: Fritz, partnering with Captain Obvious at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (ty633)
___________________________
Soros, my ass. Smart money says these thugs were being funded by juicy government grants, courtesy of the corrupt Obama administration.
Your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:04 PM (2cS/G)
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It was 4-H that sponsored once-a-month after-school rifle practice when I was a kid. For that day all the boys would bring their rifles to school so that we wouldn't have to go back home and get them. We would stack them in the coat room.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (nDPoN)
Third World status here we come.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (d33iO)
asshole there to explain that the victim also has free healthcare.
Posted by: Yes means Maybe at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)
Shit don't know enough to get the full effect.
Grape jelly would that be with or without the peanut butter?
Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (RJMhd)
____________________
Yep, more like "Big, Nasty Liar."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: DangerGirl at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM
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I was thinking reality show on TLC but I think you nailed it, DangerGirl.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (fgb4J)
"I have a family member at Columbia. She's full of shit. But you know she's a media darling."
Apparently, it got pushed up pretty far.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: some underemplployed yoot at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM (xWW96)
Pretty soon they're going to have one for *getting* a BJ.
Gawd dammit, I want my culture back.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Van Morrison at May 20, 2015 02:07 PM (GSTJs)
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*** furiously shakes Diet Dr Pepper off of laptop
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:12 PM
The ones lucky enough to have a tranny troop member have a shot at the fellatio badge as well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (h4vJk)
I'll bet the DoJ is hip deep in coordination with Soros groups.
Posted by: Daybrother at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ts5eA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:10 PM (h4vJk)
Oh, there'd be video all right. So she couldn't pull her smartass, bullshit tactics on ME and blame ME of assaulting her or some such shit. Oh no. I'd be very clear and very plain in my language, but I wouldn't lay a hand on her.* I'd just tear her sniveling little soul apart until there was nothing left but an empty vessel into which I could pour some sense of decency, humility, and fcuking shame.
I really, REALLY despise rape hoaxers.
* Anyway, why would I want to risk getting her scabies?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (nDPoN)
Bunk!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:15 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:14 PM
Bunk....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (NUCTk)
I know this is probably a joke, but in case anyone isn't up on awesomely cracked out tv shows about teen girls and the adult men who constantly date them...pretty little liars is a tv show. So this is a riff on that.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (h4vJk)
They could have both for all I know. Twofer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Are they sure it was the same mattress at the convention? Did it still have her teethmarks? at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (+jijM)
SMDH.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
WTF? All I got was a commemorative roll of Bounty.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 20, 2015 01:37 PM (ecDRv)
Damn straight. And paving over you would be a lot easier since you're already flat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:17 PM (UI0Cn)
Bunk
I try. *curtsey*
I was kind of tearing into her "I'm going to prance across stage with my fcuking mattress" ploy on Twitter the other day. It was fun!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (ervJW)
Posted by: River Guide at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (RJMhd)
_______________________
The sooner those two racists are separated from their money, the better. So I hope they keep pissing their money away on "causes" like Ferguson looters.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (lmdHn)
I try. *curtsey*
I was kind of tearing into her "I'm going to prance across stage with my fcuking mattress" ploy on Twitter the other day. It was fun!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM
*pushes lemon squares into USB*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at May 20, 2015 02:18 PM (ervJW)
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (JOG+K)
Posted by: Olfactory Arts Major at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Iasonas at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (d33iO)
I wonder what some of these protesters' parents thought of that. Many's the parent whose said, "Let the kid rot in jail overnight. I'm not bailing his/her sorry ass out until s/he's learned a damn lesson!"
Then along comes Jay-Z, swanning into personal family business like he's a fcuking hero.
My parents would have been PISSED PISSED PISSED.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (ykfyK)
It was 4-H that sponsored once-a-month after-school rifle practice when I was a kid. For that day all the boys would bring their rifles to school so that we wouldn't have to go back home and get them. We would stack them in the coat room.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:11 PM (/HX7u)
I remember in high school it seemed like ever other car/truck in the student parking lot had a shotgun or rifle in the back window. Nobody ever got shot.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (oVJmc)
http://goo.gl/yICLEu
Posted by: maddogg at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (xWW96)
Personal anecdote: I used to walk around with a China cabinet. At first it was a burden because it was full, but then one day I leaned it over so I could get into a car. One of the cabinet doors popped open and some of the China escaped. It was Tibet. I thought this was a disaster, but a guy with a "Free Tibet" sticker on his car saw the whole thing and took a liking to me right away. Anyway, he knew a guy who knew a guy, and I landed a good job soon after.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (fgb4J)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM (4df7R)
You also don't riot over contrived "injustices."
Causation, or just correlation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)
Why do they say the Sansa scene was gratuitous?
Ramsey is a sadist. Sensa was forced to marry him. What did they think was going to happen? They didnt show it - just heard her crying and the other guy crying.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (iQIUe)
That girl with the mattress is plainly insane. I mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a messed up fool. Even if she actually had been raped... carrying around a mattress? Seriously?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Ted Cruz getting uppity with journos.
Rand Paul filibustering Patriot Act.
Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (ecDRv)
An accurate description of that piece of furniture.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (nDPoN)
So now you're a Tranny Hooker?
Oh, you said Tibet! Not Thailand.
My bad.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Olfactory Arts Major at May 20, 2015 02:19 PM (yxw0r)
So your wife became a virgin after marriage also?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:23 PM (S+el1)
__________________
Yes, he's quite the role model. Even Obama wants his daughters to be like Jay-Z -- a man who learned everything he knows about business dealing crack in the 'hood, by his own admission.
An inspirational and aspirational story, if ever there was one! Mamas, please let your babies grow up to be crack dealers . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (lmdHn)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:16 PM (lIU4e)
I've seen parts of the show simply because Shea Mitchell is so beautiful and part asian and that always stops me from channel flipping. That Lucy Hale if very attractive too.
Shea's 26 I think.
Of course, watching a television show just because there are beautiful women on it makes me some sort of inhuman monster in the west. I forget who I'm oppressing by stopping to admire pretty young women.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (AC0lD)
So, get ready for it to be even more difficult than it already is to get your doctor to prescribe pain meds if you need them or look shifty.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (lIU4e)
Talk to her parents. They're like big time Manhattan shrinks.
And they're backing her all the way...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (YFFpo)
mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a
messed up fool.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
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It's art! That is the reason she now gives to her behavior. But you are right. Even if wronged it is often in ones' best interest to let it go. However, too many people are enabling her and it isnt helping her one bit.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:20 PM
Pissed?! Hell, if JayZ had bailed me out and sent me home he would have been an accessory to murder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (fgb4J)
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A beautiful story. Americana at it's best.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (/HX7u)
I would suggest she's mentally unstable because her parents are shrinks.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (2cS/G)
You also don't riot over contrived "injustices."
Causation, or just correlation?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:21 PM (kff5f)
Funnily enough, "causation vs. correlation" was one of the topics in college that no one else in my entire g-ddamn class could understand. Classic evidence of the "special stupid snowflake" trend that has plagued academia for AT LEAST the last twenty years.
Oh God, I've been out of college almost 15 years.
I feel really old now.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (4df7R)
Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.
L Ron Hubbard was a lying shitweasel crank but he may have been onto something there.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (ykfyK)
http://bit.ly/1K1Kzg4
hat. The. F*ck.
Should we just start calling them the p*ssy scouts?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 01:46 PM (kff5f)
That's so sad. The Catholic school in my parish let the oldest grade in the school, fifth grade, end the school year with a big water gun fight. The principal and teacher participated. No one got hurt. No one complained. No one got bullied. It brought them all together as a unit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (UI0Cn)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=59785
https://tinyurl.com/ljre49g
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (OsWis)
What type of mattress? Did she give it a review. Is it one of those adjustable air babies or a pillow top?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:42 PM (lIU4e)
Causation, I would imagine. Unless you know precisely who did the damage, and can show they were paid, you're SOL.
*********
actually...English Common Law settled this long ago.
I think the term is res ipsa loquitor
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 20, 2015 02:27 PM (dFXmO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (UI0Cn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (39g3+)
The Fun Scolds of the Left are on the march emboldened.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 02:28 PM (LA7Cm)
Throw shit on his car or boil his bunny, and she's hitting the heights of the danger zone of the hot/crazy matrix.
Accuse him of rape, and she's Rosa parks and still making his life a living Hell.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 20, 2015 02:24 PM (AC0lD)
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It's okay as long as you don't think about fucking them.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (/HX7u)
Lena Dunham's parents are both hippy "artists," and her dad had a fixation on painting pictures of puffy vaginas.
A trend emerges...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (4df7R)
Basically the left is continually throwing tantrums and everyone just wants to be away from them and look the other way.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Normally yes, except that the male Student's lawsuit my have deterred other universities from giving her a platform to keep being a lawsuit magnet.
Think about it everything she'll write will be defamation.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (U8W/7)
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2015 02:30 PM (DrC22)
This again? The people who don't like that story didn't want her to marry him in the first place. for a myriad of reasons that I think we got into the other day and you can probably find online.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (lIU4e)
Lena Dunham's parents are both hippy "artists," and her dad had a fixation on painting pictures of puffy vaginas.
What happened to Ashley Judd's puffy scamper?
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (ykfyK)
And lets not forget, these Dem operatives were also working in Baltimore too!
Posted by: Iblis at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (nDPoN)
But never let a little introspection stop you, you fucking fucker.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (kff5f)
The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. She's making it a lifestyle. Its reasonable to be upset and angry when dumped. Its not reasonable to carve filthy language into the hood of their car then light it on fire. Temporary or not, crazy is just plain crazy.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lea
They'll be refighting the Civil War next.....wait.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)
"Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry."
Right On. All shrinks are evil SP's.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
A beautiful story. Americana at it's best.
--
It would have been more Americana if the cabinet was Mission Style.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (If54N)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:29 PM (/HX7u)
Comcast? Cancel my account. I won't be needing cable or internet anymore!
right.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (XmOA9)
They are too tight on prescription pain meds as it is. These things help ease suffering.
And God help you if Sudafed is the only thing that relieves your sinusitis.
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (NUCTk)
........and butt-ugly.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (/HX7u)
I get the image of the slut local blonde woman in "A River Runs Through It'. The one who bedded the dumbass brother of Jessie Burns, in the weeds, while both were drunk. They both ended up with a heck of sunburn...
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (eisrD)
SMDH.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (fWAjv)
New fun sport: drive to the Mike Brown Memorial pavement patch, and do a burnout. Pro tip: go armed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (b9E/r)
mean she's in deep need of clinical help, I feel sorry for her. What a
messed up fool.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:22 PM (39g3+)
Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry.
Posted by: Just some guy at May 20, 2015 02:25 PM (yxw0r)
Suing her ass will sober her right the fuck up.
Posted by: Iblis at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (nDPoN)
http://goo.gl/HEvLWa
So is the Hwd/Music left. LOL
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 02:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @JohnTant at May 20, 2015 01:39 PM (eytER)
She'd be cute, if it wasn't for the inner ugly that keeps bubbling to the surface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:35 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 02:32 PM (C3yAI)
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....superglue a spent .40 cal casing to the monument.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:35 PM (8XRCm)
That's what baffles me. The whole mattress thing is what girls rip on each other about being sluts. She's got marks on her back from the mattress, etc. Its a symbol of being an easy lay, and she... packing one around? I guess she couldn't think of anything else.
I can just read her mind too, she thinks she's Christ-like carrying around the object of her cruel rape like a cross.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (39g3+)
I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the top of her lungs
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (nDPoN)
There was a catholic girls school here that was referred to as 'mount st mattress'.
They'll be refighting the Civil War next.....wait.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (Spluw)
heh. Southern girl but trying to stay out of that one...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (lIU4e)
.... so.....
Matress Girl simultaneously is figuratively AND literally butthurt over anal sex...?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
"The women who go crazy when dumped are... crazy. She's making it a lifestyle. Its reasonable to be upset and angry when dumped. Its not reasonable to carve filthy language into the hood of their car then light it on fire. Temporary or not, crazy is just plain crazy."
She probably thought by letting him put it up the old poop shoot, he would more inclined to to be with her more. When that didn't happen, she let the crazy out.But she was already crazy.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:37 PM (OD2ni)
WASHINGTON -- For three hours Thursday, prosecutors for independent counsel Kenneth Starr grilled senior White House aide Sidney Blumenthal about an alleged White House plot to obstruct his Whitewater investigation, insinuating it was ordered by President Clinton, refined by Hillary Rodham Clinton and implemented by a cadre of Clinton lawyers, their private investigators and Blumenthal's favorite reporters.
"They asked me if the president had ordered this," Blumenthal told Salon. "They asked me if Hillary Clinton had asked me to disseminate negative information about prosecutors. They asked me if I knew all these private eyes and if I had met with them and talked with them and whether the president's attorneys had given me information from the private eyes." In each instance, Blumenthal said, he replied, "Absolutely not."
Sidney Blumenthal emerged from the grand jury and ... denounced the inquisitorial tactics of Judge Starr. But the transcripts of that grand jury session show that Blumenthal wasn't asked any such questions, let alone forced to answer. On a later visit before the grand jury, Blumenthal was admonished for his untruths.
Put him under oath.
Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (e8kgV)
SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS BRAIN DEAD: William Saletan at Slate has perhaps the most idiotic piece on ISIS that I have ever read, the central thesis of which is that ISIS's leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, "sounds like a Republican candidate for president."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (uctT+)
Probably read a Cosmo article about getting men to like you more by being distant. Dump him and then he'll chase you and appreciate you more!
Like all those "romantic" movies about the girl who doesn't like the guy, then he spents 90 minutes stalking her across the country until she gives in and "realizes what a wonderful guy he is." He's so persistent! He proved his love by never giving up!
Its one of those contradictions. Like how its sexual harassment for your boss to hit on you, unless he's really hot.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)
Joan Rivers joke: That tramp Heidi Abromawitz had more hands up her skirt than a muppet.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (UI0Cn)
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Progressive version of the law of supply and demand. They supply the bullshit and make demands.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (b9E/r)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2015 01:44 PM (jBuUi)
You want your goat stuffed? I'm your guy!
Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (nDPoN)
girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the
top of her lungs<<<
I had to ditch two cell phones and then move to a new town.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (ty633)
335 I buy that by the crap ton. They take your ID and run it through the
computer and see if you have purchased your allotment yet. It helps me
breathe and is about a nickel a dose.
Sudafed is f'n magic.
Portlandia had a funny bit about some '\organicnaturalherbalsafenontoxic toiletries, soaps and medicines.
"We took all those nasty chemicals out , your know, the stuff that makes these products work, and kept the GOOD Stuff like Oatmeal and Bran and Lavender"
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (NUCTk)
Do they offer a badge for PC Douchebaggery?
Posted by: no good deed at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM (GgxVX)
I had a girlfriend dump me THEN go crazy when a week later I had a new girlfriend. She would stand under my window and scream insults at the top of her lungs
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)
My favs are the ones you get who are married and lie about it. And then sit outside in their car in front of your house when you won't answer the door. Good times.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:40 PM (sdxPm)
You know the definition of a good Catholic girl?
One that's never be caught.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:40 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:41 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (TV9BR)
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We all have our mattress to bear.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (b9E/r)
They were never really dating, just "friends with benefits" hooking up. Which she possibly expected to lead to more? Except that she also had a boyfriend AND had made it a point to sleep with all of her boyfriend's friends.
So, living the feminist dream of sex with no strings, no fear of being considered a slut (because sex is empowering, yo!) until at some point....she no longer felt empowered, felt used.
Crazy or damaged (or both)?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (1jDaK)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
he's certainly not brain -dead; he's corrupt.
Rethiuglickans are: the klan, nazis, naziklansmen, jim crow, pro lynching, the taliban (the real versionwhom JEF keeps trying to negotiate with).
So it goes. But they supposedly hate divisive politics. Almost as much as they hate fox news.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (ykfyK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bwawny Fwank at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:43 PM (nDPoN)
And I will make you ruiners of men.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (1jDaK)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:36 PM (S+el1)
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Just as a reminder. All women have the "dump/crazy" gene.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (/HX7u)
I have a hard time feeling much sympathy for a woman who defies all morality and common sense then gets messed up as a result. Its like someone who walks into traffic over and over then complains about their broken bones. Yes, it hurts. Whose fault is that?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (39g3+)
Laser tag with wall targets?
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:39 PM
It's like the joke we're living up here. The pollen is so bad the meth addicts are trying to convert their meth back to Sudafed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:45 PM (/HX7u)
Except I was the dumpee not the dumper
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (eOpVe)
Believe it or not, leftists in Portland love Portlandia because it makes
them seem quirky and fun, they think. The rest of the world thinks it
makes them insane and stupid and shakes their heads sadly.371
Believe it or not, leftists in Portland love Portlandia because it makes
them seem quirky and fun, they think. The rest of the world thinks it
makes them insane and stupid and shakes their heads sadly.
Really?
I thought the show was pretty much a mockery of lefties from day one.
pro-tip for Portlandic leftards: they're laughing AT you, not with you, kids
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)
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What..... never heard of the paint ball range???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: physics geek at May 20, 2015 02:47 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Randolph Scott at May 20, 2015 02:38 PM (e8kgV)
As if that will compel him to tell the truth.
Posted by: Titanium at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (oDFTq)
OK, maybe red...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 01:59 PM (SDbnA)
The top Reds get the long green. The rabble, not so much.
Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:48 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 02:49 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (nrca1)
Seriously, I don't understand what BSA is trying to do.
Two years ago, they make "The Decision" and (predicted by everyone with enough braincells to form a synapse) they lose a metric shit-ton of charter organizations (mostly churches) and more than a few scouts.
So now, they're pivoting back to the whole "Duty to God" thing, as though *that* will make it better.
And just when people are starting to say, "Well, okay -- maybe." They pull this "Oh, but fun isn't actually allowed" crap.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 20, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)
It's like the joke we're living up here. The pollen is so bad the
meth addicts are trying to convert their meth back to Sudafed.
hee hee
Why didn't we think of that?
/Walter White
Posted by: some random meathead at May 20, 2015 02:50 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (nDPoN)
years since CO2 levels have been this high. What the fuck does this guy
smoke?
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2015 02:02 PM (VbqpE)
Those Neanderthals were (gasp) idling their Suburbans at red lights!!
Posted by: mohammed, goat stuffer to the world at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 20, 2015 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (b9E/r)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May
Knit caps and North Face jackets, mostly.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 02:46 PM (S+el1)
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As I'm sure you're now aware, women don't give a shit one way or the other.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2015 02:52 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:53 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 02:55 PM (nDPoN)
"The problem" being defined as: making shit up about a very serious, henious crime shouldn't be discouraged?
None of this shit is credible. It was pathetic when EVERYONE wanted to say that they were bullied, and were nerds in school. it got worse when the same became the case for being abused as a child.
Now this. And they're alluding to something that is very real, horrendous, and damaging. And for what?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (Spluw)
This isn't the site of my next commercial? My bad.
I'm gonna go take a hike in San Diego then. The weather there is sweet!
Posted by: Peyton Manning at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (KD1Ug)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 02:56 PM (Spluw)
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Everything the leftists do, whether it's small or large, is a part of the whole agenda.
The agenda: Destruction of America.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 03:00 PM (/HX7u)
"Mom and dad are both both shrinks, which speaks volumes about the efficacy of psychiatry."
Right On. All shrinks are evil SP's.
Posted by: Tom Cruise, OT VIII at May 20, 2015 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
Point taken, but I'm not sure I said all. Chemistry has its place. Talking about feelings? Not so much.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 03:17 PM (vgIRn)
unceremoniously - even when she put out. It's creepy, but that's what Third Wave Feminism has become: misandry and revenge.
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