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Open Thread
Edgar Alwin Payne, "The Rendezvous" (1915)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 11:07 AM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:07 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:07 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 20, 2015 11:08 AM (1XuuE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:08 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Guy who gets aggressive for no apparent reason at May 20, 2015 11:08 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 20, 2015 11:09 AM (1XuuE)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:09 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 20, 2015 11:10 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 20, 2015 11:10 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: eman at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: jwpaine at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (qh617)
People are afraid of freedom. It's how the Democratic Party has retained power
Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at May 20, 2015 11:11 AM (LnE5F)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:12 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:12 AM (LA7Cm)
http://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2015 11:12 AM (oT0jk)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:09 AM (VAsIq)
Explain?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:12 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 20, 2015 11:12 AM (DT3rQ)
Edgar Alwin Payne: one of your relatives, maybe?
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Edmond Dantès at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: BatMan at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (qh617)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (hUfp0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (2L77z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (hUfp0)
Careful she'll CAP you
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (2L77z)
Rape cavern? Which end?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 11:15 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at May 20, 2015 11:15 AM (2L77z)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:15 AM (iQIUe)
/considers blabbing the secret of Ampersand Diversity
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: fly gal at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (8TdcF)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:14 AM (S+el1)
Tiny little fists of fury.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (hUfp0)
Posted by: FDR's TV at May 20, 2015 11:17 AM (ne2fm)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 11:17 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (hUfp0)
Ahh, knee cap
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:17 AM (S+el1)
I don't see any rapin'....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
It hasn't happened *yet*
But there are multiple people. Third-wave feminism tells us it is, at this point, inevitable.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:16 AM (hUfp0)
Right into your scrotum.
*seethes with jealousy over hash*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Garrett at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (cNLD7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Edgar Alwin Payne's parrot at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (kivUY)
*seethes with jealousy over hash*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)
Punching up
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (S+el1)
Great minds....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 11:15 AM (nqiq9)
I only read the comments . . . after I post my own!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:09 AM (VAsIq)
Explain?
Posted by: m
This is clearly a Patriarchal Rape Ritual painting! The redstone is phallic in nature!
Posted by: Professor of Womyn Studies at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
IDK. She might get out the step-stool of hate and the stompy boots of death, and give you a charley-horse you won't soon forget.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (LA7Cm)
I see a great get rich quick scheme on the horizon for you guys... Will require some law breaking, but with minimal chance of arrest...
http://tinyurl.com/n3t2rqw
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (AkOaV)
*seethes with jealousy over hash*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:19 AM (mf5HN)
Careful with that extension ladder.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:21 AM (hUfp0)
Posted by: Walter Peck at May 20, 2015 11:21 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 11:21 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:21 AM (hUfp0)
Heard she has a cherry picker now
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (YM6UJ)
I see a great get rich quick scheme on the horizon for you guys... Will require some law breaking, but with minimal chance of arrest...
http://tinyurl.com/n3t2rqw
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (AkOaV)
Ummmmmmm.
Ummmmmm.
Maybe it's just me but is, I don't know, announcing this stupider than the policy itself?
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
Scaramanga's triple-nipple?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Professor of Womyn Studies at May 20, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
Oh, how did I miss that.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (WIUGG)
Holy shit. So now my dealer will be wearing a sign,
" over 40 MFer, leave me alone.
Best prices in town!"
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (S+el1)
Nah. How would she see over the side of the bucket?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (hUfp0)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (2cS/G)
Maybe it's the lesser known smegmasaurus that just leaves cheesy, sebaceous deposits. And rapes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (St6BJ)
Marooning the Morons
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (XUKZU)
James Bond flick in South China Sea? Where is the plane?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
Scaramanga's triple-nipple?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (St6BJ)
Titillating.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:23 AM (hUfp0)
Step stool
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (2cS/G)
Unless the painting predates the stego's discovery?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Baron Jean Jacques Kerrey de Foggy Bottom at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)
"Ah ahm ahn ahf beh ah aygahnt."
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (vgIRn)
Heh. Sorta like that movie where everyone gets a free pass to do anything they want one day each year.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (XUKZU)
True fact: Edgar Allan Moe was the predecessor to the Pep Boys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:26 AM (hUfp0)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:26 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:22 AM (mf5HN)
::shrugs::
I don't know. Maybe they're trying to make nice with the gangs by giving them a heads up so they can reformulate their business plans?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 20, 2015 11:26 AM (AkOaV)
http://goo.gl/JZeJDO
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (XUKZU)
So, you live in Idaho, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:26 AM (hUfp0)
She's the queen. OSHA wouldn't dare.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (lpeQC)
And I thought they were all dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (LA7Cm)
Probably, yes.
On the plus side, new business opportunities for semi retired persons living in NYC!
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (Ce4DF)
http://tinyurl.com/mnr9f86
Russia cuts off major supply route for U.S., NATO in A-stan.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (BZAd3)
That way the cops have nothing to bust anyone on.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:13 AM (WIUGG)
Naw. He spells it wrong. Using a "y' in your name is TEH ghey.
Posted by: jwpaine at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (7amCf)
Those guys are in for a rough night.
Posted by: Garrett at May 20, 2015 11:28 AM (cNLD7)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:24 AM (S+el1)
That's an OSHA violation!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 20, 2015 11:26 AM (hUfp0)
Step stool:
a) What Stepanopoulos needs to mount the toilet and sitzpinkle
b) fossilized dung carved by the Quakers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (St6BJ)
Sounds like a hell of a plan.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (LA7Cm)
That way the cops have nothing to bust anyone on.
No 13-and-under year-olds?
Ageist!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (0HooB)
And I thought they were all dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Well, they are *now*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (VAsIq)
***
And I thought they were all dead.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
They're hell on you vegetable garden too
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (lIU4e)
Howz'at?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:29 AM (St6BJ)
Either that or dude has a really old house...
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:30 AM (7amCf)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 20, 2015 11:30 AM (8cSVB)
Posted by: Guy Who Just Sold Brookly Bridge at May 20, 2015 11:30 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (XUKZU)
Is its name Vic?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (7amCf)
Posted by: Guy Who Just Sold Brookly Bridge at May 20, 2015 11:30 AM (LISuA)
Send $5000US via Western Union to cover all modalities.
And remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (St6BJ)
The idiots went to the State Prosecutors home to protest no charges being filed in the Vandermerit case. They were pepper sprayed and arrested. Good.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cruzinator
AKA the good ol' days.
(I keed, I keed)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:31 AM (XUKZU)
. . . and it was painted by a guy named Payne . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:32 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (9/Ug/)
________
President Wilson was keeping us out of war, too.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (64tBw)
I could write a book about my dealings with OSHA and step stools. I finally got them to relent when I told them I was going to fire everyone who required a step stool and make it a job requirement that applicants be at least six feet tall. End of good-paying jobs for women in my workplace.
They wouldn't give me anything in writing though, the cowardly bastards. Just agreed not to notice them.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (cNLD7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (JO9+V)
Suffragete-o-saurus City!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:34 AM (St6BJ)
You've probably never heard of it.
Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at May 20, 2015 11:34 AM (VAsIq)
-
What?! Idaho is claiming the stegosaurus?! They can have it when they pull it off Colorado's cold dead finger.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:34 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (Iyg03)
On the plus side, new business opportunities for semi retired persons living in NYC!
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:27 AM (lIU4e)
It's an actual written memo. With actual procedures. And guidelines. And punishments.
The fucking fuck.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: jwest at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (64tBw)
Took us a hundred years to figure out we had a volleyball as a president.
Would've been better with Voit. Or a Spalding (pronounced "spal-DEEN" in old Brooklyn).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Reggie at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (C9pBZ)
I checked some of the guy's other stuff. He does rock really well. Lots of Southwesterny stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Charles deMar at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (cNLD7)
I was being un-funny. Oops.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (St6BJ)
"The Last Vestiges of White Privilege Meet Up For A Fish Fry to Reminisce About The Good Old Days Where They Exploited The American Worker, Colonized Climates, Raped Womyn and Mistreated Trannies"
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (7RXcs)
Hey, we NEVER Colonized Climates, liar!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 11:36 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (eOpVe)
Uh-oh. I sense trouble a-brewin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Muad'Dib at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (2cS/G)
Oh haha you did one of those image searches where you look for similar shapes and came up with this one, right? It was either this painting or a picture of a piece of liver in a vacuum cleaner.
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:38 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:38 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 11:38 AM (lpeQC)
Posted by: Muad'Dib at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (VAsIq)
Wouldn't you have to call Moo a dibs?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:38 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 11:38 AM (C9pBZ)
a bit like Baghdad Bob, Administration officials have anonymously begun
voicing their unease with the situation.
Posted by: Jane Hathaway at May 20, 2015 11:39 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (Iyg03)
=======
Which one? The side bar or the one up above?
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:37 AM (2cS/G)
What year? Before or after this painting?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (VbqpE)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (O7MnT)
http://bit.ly/1dkmtTN
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2015 11:41 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (VbqpE)
Honey, you ARE a mattress.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:41 AM (St6BJ)
Colorado whips out a switch-blade, tossing back and forth from hand to hand.
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:41 AM (LA7Cm)
No link = bald assertion.
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:41 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (O7MnT)
Like, right now you mean? I sure as hell am.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)
***
Get one with two condom dispensers and carry it by them
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (eOpVe)
So, what's happening with Robert Durst? He use to troll woman's homeless shelters for cheap sex. How's that for being miserly.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (iQIUe)
I need a shoehorn. The kind with teeth
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Ellen Degenerous at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (VbqpE)
Although it's a couple years old, it surely will be brought out again for the election.
There just isn't way we can compete with Hollywood when it comes to political commercials. This series was 6 hours of Hillary for President.
Now that I know Hillary speaks 14 languages and saw how mean republicans are to her gay son, I'm ready to vote for her myself.
Posted by: jwest at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)
So this painter is definitely doing one of those Donald Trump Loy deals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (St6BJ)
Just look at Roxborough State, not all that far from Morrison:
http://farzinphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/8V7A6520_HDR.jpg
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (YM6UJ)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: letitbeme at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (4uDUj)
http://tinyurl.com/lgox79y
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0FSuD)
________
I used to get kids asking me for after-school jobs. (Parents would ask on their behalf, too.) I'd say that I didn't hire anyone under age 16, and before they could ask, I'd explain the child-labor laws in New York:
"You can't use a box cutter or a step stool if you're 15. The law says 'cutting tools' and 'elevated surfaces' and I'm sure the state doesn't want a 15-year-old climbing onto a scaffold with a chain saw, but the way the law is written, you can't use a box cutter or a step stool until you're 16. I don't write the rules but I follow the rules, even the stupid ones."
About half of these people left made at me. I considered that a good percentage.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (fgb4J)
a bit like Baghdad Bob, Administration officials have anonymously begun
voicing their unease with the situation.
-
Horseface says that "Daesh has been driven back," Kerry claimed. "As much as 30 to 30-plus percent of the area they once controlled they no longer control."
Retreat, Hell! they're just advancing in a different direction!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (o+SC1)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
So, what's happening with Robert Durst? He use to troll woman's homeless shelters for cheap sex. How's that for being miserly.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:42 AM (iQIUe)
Yup. Toothless crones with sores, encrusted dirt, lice, and visible rib cages are such a turn on.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Matt(hew) at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 11:45 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:45 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 20, 2015 11:40 AM (O7MnT)
Theoden: I will not risk open war.
Aragorn: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 20, 2015 11:45 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (St6BJ)
Blossom Rock in fishnets and garter belts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:46 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Matt(hew) at May 20, 2015 11:47 AM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:45 AM (WIUGG)
The stegosaurus just delivered them on his back. Notice none of the people are wet. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:47 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Also, the club had to send a tow truck to pick up the cart!
Great fun.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (0FSuD)
________
Not so fast. There's a cave, leading from who-knows-where.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:49 AM (fgb4J)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 11:49 AM (LA7Cm)
"Why are you running?"
"Because I cannot fly!!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:49 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: cuomo, chris, 1 each at May 20, 2015 11:49 AM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Mattress Girl at May 20, 2015 11:49 AM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: jewells45 at May 20, 2015 11:51 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 20, 2015 11:51 AM (zRby/)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
(I think this is the whole set, so far.)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:51 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:51 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:52 AM (sbxl6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (St6BJ)
========
He's turned on by bargains.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 20, 2015 11:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Delaware (nursing the spitoon) at May 20, 2015 11:52 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:53 AM (0HooB)
________
I'm just glad Putin hasn't reclaimed Alaska and Hawaii yet.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:53 AM (fgb4J)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
(missed one)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:53 AM (WIUGG)
(I think this is the whole set, so far.)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:51 AM (WIUGG)
Texas shoots nine and moves along.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (sbxl6)
There's a season? I thought it was all just Friday
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Delaware (nursing the spitoon) at May 20, 2015 11:52 AM (Spluw)
sorry sorry sorry; late on that one
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Old Hob at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (VRc/p)
Didn't you see the tweet from Samantha Power lauding me along with Afghan women just last week? And I got my graduation pic in the Guardian.
I'm a celebrity, baby, with beginnings not all that different from personal hero, Kim Kardashian!!!!
Posted by: Mattress Girl at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (YM6UJ)
Massachusetts shrugs and turns its attention back to the glory hole.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:53 AM (fgb4J)
We're in discussions.
Posted by: John Kerry at May 20, 2015 11:55 AM (0FSuD)
About half of these people left mad at me. I considered that a good percentage.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (fgb4J)
Yup, been there. Not mad at 'the state' where their ire coulda/shoulda been directed. At you, for not bending the rules on their behalf.
Who would get sued if special snowflake cut himself or fell? Who would incur OSHA inspection after workplace injury involving said underage person.
Which is all part of why I got out of manufacturing as soon as we had to compete against communists. It was never going to be a level playing field. Ever.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 20, 2015 11:55 AM (xQX/f)
Yes, but Kim was born with that mattress she carries around...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:56 AM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:56 AM (3ZtZW)
Emma Sulkowicz ... call me!
Posted by: Bobby Durst at May 20, 2015 11:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (sbxl6)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:56 AM (sbxl6)
It's a pushing cushion
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (S+el1)
She had the good sense to film her sex and then ---oopsie!--- have it get out.
Posted by: Mattress Girl at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Waldo at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (zt+N6)
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar. Posted by: Ricardo Kill Wyoming runs out the back door. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight. Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Texas shoots nine and moves along.
South Carolina shoots everyone else in the back and blames everyone else....for 150 years.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:52 AM (sbxl6)
Enablers? Everyone at her college who had the ability to put a stop to this crap. Why she was allowed to drag that thing up on stage, making the graduation ceremony all about her instead of sharing the day with her co graduates?
We continue to raise another generation of special snowflakes who believe they are holy righteous in whatever they believe and the world must support this or be haters.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2015 11:58 AM (eisrD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 11:58 AM (659DL)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 11:58 AM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (3ZtZW)
I'm talking about fish you cooked outside for a crowd...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:58 AM (lIU4e)
I saw other girls helping her carry it. If she'd ask me I'd have told her to pound sand. And not block me.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:59 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:58 AM (lIU4e)
All fish should be cooked outside
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:59 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 12:00 PM (YM6UJ)
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Lets wait and see if she isn't taking a page out of the Duke university porn star and Kim K. MG gets some recognition carrying her mattress around and then makes money getting filmed being "raped" on the mattress.
Posted by: OTB at May 20, 2015 12:00 PM (ShdUd)
I saw other girls helping her carry it. If she'd ask me I'd have told her to pound sand. And not block me.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 11:59 AM (lIU4e)
I wonder if someone had booed her if others would have joined in. I know I would have.
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2015 12:01 PM (zt+N6)
No Fires Allowed on Beach!
No Cooking on Beach!
No Alcoholic Beverages Allowed on Beach!
Warning! Rip Tide Danger!
Warning! No Swimming!
Warning! No Life Guard on Duty!
No Restroom Facilities on Beach!
No Pooping in Cave!
Posted by: goon at May 20, 2015 12:01 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 20, 2015 11:33 AM (cNLD7)
Slim pickings around here.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 12:01 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 12:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 20, 2015 12:02 PM (WTBBG)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 20, 2015 12:01 PM (u9OP6)
Get away from me
Posted by: Slim Pickings at May 20, 2015 12:02 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: anon a mouse at May 20, 2015 12:02 PM (C9pBZ)
That kind of started when the Hawaiians decided to start wearing leis, and the AAs started wearing whatever it is they wear.
*clears throat* me-me-me-ME--me-me-me...."
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 12:02 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:05 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:05 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2015 12:07 PM (ztOda)
Hey dip shit, no profit, no business
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:08 PM (S+el1)
I'm losing track of my rapes. This is the one where the accused guy has already, way back, been proven innocent, correct?
It's public knowledge but she carries on and people give her credence.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:09 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:09 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:09 PM (QyBQv)
Mattress girl isnt getting sued. Columbia is and the art prof. For tactical reasons, she was not named in the suit plus she has no money.
Posted by: Bobby Durst at May 20, 2015 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
She's the one that was always sending love texts to the guy and kept doing it after they'd hooked up a couple different times, then came up with whole thing when he rejected her.
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:10 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:10 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Bobby Durst at May 20, 2015 12:10 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 12:11 PM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:05 PM (sbxl6)
My question... if a Vet had turned up at that event with an American Flag to carry, would HE have been allowed in the Ceremony???
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 12:12 PM (qh617)
*****************
Is "f*** me up the a**" a "love text?" I don't understand kids these days.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 20, 2015 12:12 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 12:12 PM (fWAjv)
/S
Posted by: OTB at May 20, 2015 12:12 PM (ShdUd)
It will be interesting to see if Bruce Jenner develops a huge butt.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:14 PM (0bXhD)
The youngest (maybe 16?) has already gotten temporary(?) lip injections and screws rappers. Yeah for family values!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:14 PM (0bXhD)
Was that on Friday or Saturday?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:09 PM (QyBQv)
I didn't think Rum liked swimming ...
Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:14 PM (0bXhD)
If all three were banging you simultaneously, how do you know?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2015 12:16 PM (2Ojst)
Just please, God, do not take fashion advise from them!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2015 12:16 PM (YM6UJ)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:17 PM (/HX7u)
But who knows.
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:17 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM (0HooB)
One of those. I just remember it was Fleet Week.
No, wait. Every week is Fleet Week at my house.
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:18 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:15 PM
Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 12:19 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:20 PM (0bXhD)
________
Let's analyze this.
"Pope Francis' ..."
"... top aide on climate change ..."
"... urged businesses ..."
"... on Wednesday ..."
"... not to let the pursuit of profit ..."
" get in the way of protecting the planet." << Protecting the planet from what? Aliens? Meteors? Oh, right: climate change - something the planet does on its own. Protecting the planet from itself because it doesn't know any better. Stupid Earth. The Vatican really ought to have a talk with the Guy who created such a stupid planet.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 12:21 PM (fgb4J)
Posted by: Bill McKinney at May 20, 2015 12:22 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:23 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 12:23 PM (fgb4J)
I'm with George Carlin on this. The planet is FINE. We can't hurt the planet. People who think this are stupid.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:24 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:24 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:25 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:26 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:26 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Sandra Now Serving # 823 Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:26 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
________
I think the reference was to Mattress Girl's sexual liaison #238, not comment #238.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 12:26 PM (fgb4J)
==========================
The church fails science. Again.
Posted by: Brother Nicholas Copernicus at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (LISuA)
Colorado whips out a switch-blade, tossing back and forth from hand to hand.
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Texas shoots nine and moves along.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)
South Carolina shoots everyone else in the back and blames everyone else....for 150 years.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (WIUGG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bob Durst at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: The Planet at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (LISuA)
http://tinyurl.com/kplva9q
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:28 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Sandra Don't Call Me Sandy! Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:18 PM (0bXhD)
Sandra dear you need to get some help with your enema addiction.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:29 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:29 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 12:30 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: The Earth, bitches! at May 20, 2015 12:30 PM (0bXhD)
My new on-air outfit! I will beat "Outnumbered", no matter what it takes.
Posted by: Ashleigh Banfield at May 20, 2015 12:30 PM (LISuA)
How can I submit a guest post?
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ocf1)
Reminded of a Chekhov story "peasants." Granny chases geese from her garden with much cursing and whacking. Gander approaches Granny and honks at her a bit. Goes back to his gaggle who all honk at him approvingly. End game is geese are still out of garden but his compatriots think he is a fine fellow indeed.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (bhRqx)
Colorado whips out a switch-blade, tossing back and forth from hand to hand.
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Texas shoots nine and moves along.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)
South Carolina shoots everyone else in the back and blames everyone else....for 150 years.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (WIUGG)
California looks at the Man from Colorado, and says "nice ass"....
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (+hPIb)
=========================
The Secretary was referring to our new "ride policy". If Daesh soldiers need a ride back to Syria we will provide same.
Posted by: Marie Harf, hidden in plain sight at May 20, 2015 12:32 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ocf1)
I may have an opening....
Posted by: Sandra All Applicants Accepted Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:32 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:32 PM (2Ocf1)
He
is absolutely correct: the last time I checked Democrats were behind
all of those things, and they are behind the riots too. Q.E.D.
Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2015 12:33 PM (q+uCt)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes. Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight. Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Texas shoots nine and moves along. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)
South Carolina shoots everyone else in the back and blames everyone else....for 150 years. Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (WIUGG)
Oklahoma shoots Texas and South Carolina, takes all the booze, guns, and ammo and then has a real party.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:33 PM (/HX7u)
Well since you asked, yeah, they're all right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:33 PM (LA7Cm)
A streak of good luck made a Huntington Beach, California, man an instant millionaire immediately after he deposited a separate $25,000 payment from the California Lottery on Friday.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grand Exalted Cyclops at May 20, 2015 12:34 PM (UtthR)
Posted by: Sandra All Applicants Accepted Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:32 PM (0bXhD)
And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Bob Durst at May 20, 2015 12:34 PM (+hPIb)
Here's a math fact for ya :
3% or less of Southerners owned slaves, yet the North used the weak excuse ' freein da slaves' to pretend moral superiority while invading, raping and pillaging the South for profit.
Posted by: the war to impose Federal control over States at May 20, 2015 12:35 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 20, 2015 12:35 PM (6GBAx)
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Go on.....
Posted by: Marie Harf, hidden in plain sight at May 20, 2015 12:36 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at May 20, 2015 12:31 PM (bhRqx)
The squirrels and bluejays in my yard bitch me out when they're disgruntled. The furry and feathered little fuckers are up in the tree. I am amused at their tiny tirades. Of course, I could always remove the feeders.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 12:36 PM (sdxPm)
And a Clinton was trying to figure out how to make a buck on it even then
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:37 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 20, 2015 12:37 PM (6GBAx)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 12:36 PM (sdxPm)
and this... actually IS, the story of LBJs Great Society...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 20, 2015 12:37 PM (qh617)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ocf1)
That's not the way I've heard it. More along the lines of "when you gaze into the abyss long enough, you stop noticing the smell so much."
Something like that, anyway.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:37 PM (0bXhD)
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Speak for yourself. I await responses to my letters to Congress critter asking him how things would be different if a Democrat was sitting in his seat.
I ask the same thing regularly of Party regulars that I know. I find increasing discontent among the grass-roots people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (QyBQv)
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Speak for yourself. I await responses to my letters to Congress critter asking him how things would be different if a Democrat was sitting in his seat.
I ask the same thing regularly of Party regulars that I know. I find increasing discontent among the grass-roots people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: William Falkner at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (LISuA)
The birds in my yard this year seem HUGE. I mean, I know bluejays are larger birds but is that normal?
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:39 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 12:36 PM (sdxPm)
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Now THAT's power!
Posted by: Joe Stalin at May 20, 2015 12:39 PM (/HX7u)
Well I can't drink and the doctor hasn't approved me for big boobs yet so I'm kind of SOL
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:39 PM (S+el1)
There's a squirrel in the backyard of Casa Backwardio that keeps burying food in one of my outdoor plants. I got a fairly high-powered squirt gun with which to be chasing him away.
Doesn't really deter the little bastard, but it's fun for me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:40 PM (0HooB)
Here's a math fact for ya :
3% or less of Southerners owned slaves, yet the North used the weak excuse ' freein da slaves' to pretend moral superiority while invading, raping and pillaging the South for profit.
Posted by: the war to impose Federal control over States at May 20, 2015 12:35 PM (NUCTk)
But that unpleasantness had not happened, Ken Burns would not have become America's documentarian, and the Penny would not have the bearded guy on the "heads" side.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 12:40 PM (sdxPm)
And a Clinton was trying to figure out how to make a buck on it even then
The Clinton Combine and Trading Company for Monetary Growth and the Children - est. 1771
Col. Augustus 'Bubba' Clinton - founder and president
Posted by: the war to impose Federal control over States at May 20, 2015 12:40 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
Are you AtC sized?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:41 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 12:41 PM (blHar)
It's like this thread was shot though the heart by a 9mm. Which is as equally capable a round as .45acp.
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 12:26 PM (W2YA6)
Oh hell, now you've done it. Worse than the Civil War/War Between The States/War Of Northern Aggression discussion.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (lpeQC)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (sbxl6)
Percentages when it comes to owning slaves doesn't really figure into it if you take slavery as wrong in toto.
So there was no pretence at moral superiority withall, since they were in fact morally superior.
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (blHar)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
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AGW. The birds will become huge. And reptilian skin will replace feathers.
Bow before your feathered overlords.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (QyBQv)
________
No, we don't. A couple reasons for this: First, it never seems opportune or appropriate. Second, their response is predictable. "We have a government of the people and by the people, so you're the government, and if you're displeased with it, then you have to get more involved."
So, it's your fault. For myself, I reject the "of the people by the people" argument. I'm a citizen, but I'm not the government. Voting makes me no more part of the government than an All-Star ballot makes me a part of the National Hockey League.
And don't even get me started about "taxpayers' money." Money in a government treasury does not belong to the taxpayers; it belongs to the government. That money ceased to be mine as soon as I mailed my check. Congressman, Senator, Mr. President, it's YOUR money. All I ask of you is that you treat your money as though it were your money. Perhaps then you'd be more responsible with it.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 12:42 PM (fgb4J)
ah, ah, bullshit.....excuse me
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 12:43 PM (S+el1)
They lead--or or near the top in home runs this year...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:43 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: the war to impose Federal control over States
Fun facts:
3% or less of Southerners owned slaves, yet the geniuses slavishly embraced it and enshrined it in their "constitution".
They then whined that W.Virginia seceding from their august company was illegal.
They also thought that it was a good idea to open fire on a military installation (Ft. Sumter) AFTER being told that the place would be theirs in three days time, since there were few rations in the fort.
3% or less of Southerners owned slaves, yet he confederate government issued orders for blacks, whether escaped from slavery r born free, to be enslaved by their armies. To their (partial) credit, some commanders refused to obey this order.
war for profit: the way government should be run.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 12:43 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Sandra All You an Eat For 2-fiddy Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:44 PM (0bXhD)
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
Their union thus far has successfully kept testing for growth hormone out of the collective bargaining agreement.
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)
A hole in the attacker by any other named caliber is just as sweet.
Posted by: Shakespeares's CCW at May 20, 2015 12:44 PM (NUCTk)
Shit I am going to have to go all around the house resetting clocks again. What a pain.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ocf1)
Colorado whips out a switch-blade, tossing back and forth from hand to hand.
Idaho picks up whiskey bottle, smashes on the bar.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Wyoming runs out the back door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0HooB)
Delaware continues to drink from the spitoon. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (Spluw)
Utah smiles uncomfortably and offers Jello and funeral potatoes.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 20, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Nevada sets odds on bar fight.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 11:48 AM (S+el1)
Texas shoots nine and moves along.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 20, 2015 11:54 AM (0FSuD)
South Carolina shoots everyone else in the back and blames everyone else....for 150 years.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 11:57 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 12:27 PM (WIUGG)
California looks at the Man from Colorado, and says "nice ass"....
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Washington kicks back and lights a doob.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at May 20, 2015 12:45 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Sandra All You Can Eat For 2-fiddy Fluke at May 20, 2015 12:45 PM (0bXhD)
>> 3% or less of Southerners owned slaves, yet the North used the weak excuse ' freein da slaves' to pretend moral superiority while invading, raping and pillaging the South for profit.
Percentages when it comes to owning slaves doesn't really figure into it if you take slavery as wrong in toto.
Yeah, I was hoping that was just weak trolling. 100% of owned human beings were victims of a moral wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2015 12:45 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 12:46 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:46 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 12:41 PM (blHar)
These jackasses must be unaware that leap seconds are regularly added.
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2015 12:47 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 12:47 PM (2cS/G)
FTFY
You and Janet Reno should hook up.
Posted by: Shakespeares's CCW at May 20, 2015 12:47 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Soona
_____________________
I was going to suggest that Oklahoma gets too drunk to fish, but I think our scenarios are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2015 12:48 PM (UlJ3l)
Google has apologised after searches which include the racist slur 'n****r' were shown to find the White House in Google Maps.
Searches for 'n****r house', in a global view of the world, and for 'n****r king', when focused on in the Washington DC greater area, return with the home of the US president Barack Obama as either the primary search result or one of three.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 12:48 PM (fWAjv)
http://goo.gl/uhbbGT
Muslim...coincidence?
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:49 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 20, 2015 12:49 PM (ucB75)
Suggested background music : 'Fly Like an Eagle', Steve Miller
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:50 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:50 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:50 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)
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Link fail.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:51 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 12:48 PM (fWAjv)
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Heh.
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:51 PM (/HX7u)
Have fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 20, 2015 12:51 PM (blHar)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 20, 2015 12:51 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 12:52 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:52 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (3ZtZW)
Only 3% of Germans were rabid Nazis.
Only 3% of Muslims are terrorists.
But the other 97% in each case are the enablers.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (sbxl6)
"oh yeah, slaves. And POWER. but mostly slaves."
*wink*
Posted by: Shakespeares's CCW at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (NUCTk)
Just fucking stop it. I'm from Ala-freaking-bama and this kind of lame ass rationalization drives me around the bend.
Slavery. Wrong.
Secession. Stupid.
Thinking you can win. Moronic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (659DL)
"Mr. or Ms. Congresscritter, as the case may be, with all due respect, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING CALLING YOU TO GET YOU TO VOTE THE RIGHT WAY, IF I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED???!! YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH PROVEN YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE CONSTITUTION IN 99% OF YOUR STUPID VOTES. I CALL AND I CALL, AND YOU STILL WON'T DO THE RIGHT THING!111!!!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (0HooB)
As North Dakota coldly watches...
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 12:54 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 12:55 PM (sdxPm)
FTFYYou and Edmund Ruffin should hook up
Posted by: Shakespeare eats bacon
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 12:55 PM (Spluw)
So I will burn down your farm , your house and seize all of your remaining possessions as well as rape your women and conscript your boys!
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 12:56 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Soona
Arkansas goes deer hunting. Or Duck Hunting. Or maybe fishing if it's summer...
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 12:56 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 12:52 PM (iQIUe)
I'm going to have to kind of disagree with you. She's young, she has that going for her, and looks healthy enough. But, umm, butterface.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2015 12:46 PM (A98Xu)
The incident in question was initially suspected (RSM's plausible theory) as yet another case of "surprise anal" during consensual sex. However, she sent him multiple "do me in the butt" texts afterwards, confirming that she did indeed like it in the butt.
Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2015 12:56 PM (nrca1)
Posted by: FCF at May 20, 2015 12:56 PM (kejii)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 12:57 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (659DL)
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Perhaps a second look the secession thingy.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 12:57 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2015 12:57 PM (cCxiu)
Fort Sumter. First shot. Some assembly required. Don't start a war if you don't want the consequences.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:58 PM (659DL)
_____________
Y2K was a fantastic marketing device used by IT consultancies to make gajillions from sucker corporations.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 20, 2015 12:59 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah I know. You have a thing for 'Honest Abe'. Who was totes different from every politician and lawyer ever.
Teh irony.
It Burns.
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 12:59 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:53 PM (659DL)
I don't really see the point of refighting that war, but I think we can add that reconstruction was unhelpful.
Posted by: Lea at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 20, 2015 12:59 PM (0LHZx)
Worked great for me
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (2cS/G)
when we took the slaves from you you finally joined the human race and started to use your native American ingenuity to solve the problems of labor that faced you. It took you a damned long time but now look at you - prosperous, industrious, respectable.
And no, you weren't any of those things back then. You lived in some dream world where you thought war would be fun and that you could win and that owning people was fkn dandy. Suck it up.
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (LISuA)
Obama is counting on you.
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 01:02 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 01:03 PM (0HooB)
Nope. An imperfect human being who saved the union.
The two are not incompatible.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:03 PM (659DL)
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:03 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 12:58 PM (659DL)
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I don't think it too far fetched to think that if the South hadn't done that, there would be a South United States and a North United States.
That was really a dumb move by the South.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:03 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:03 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (659DL)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Yankee Logic
I like my men tall, dark and log splitting.
Posted by: We haven't refought the 'war to teach Southerners math' in days at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (Spluw)
Painting looks like it may be Potato Harbor on Santa Cruz.
Google shows a shoreline with what seems to be a near exact match, even taking into account the time frame.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (jeCnD)
Leap seconds are nothing compared to a program written in '80 that didn't recognize 01-01-2000.
Afternoon all. Back after 11 days of vacation. Second time I've had a chance to look up.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:05 PM (CzoUo)
http://bit.ly/1LlRNMW
Posted by: MTF at May 20, 2015 01:00 PM (LISuA)
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I think the college went to far. Usually in med classes it is demonstrated then you and a partner do it with an instructor to grade you. Not one of these entire class things. Plus, why weekly?
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 01:05 PM (iQIUe)
That cave is starting to look like a giant sleeping monster. I expect an eyelid to open and a tail to begin whipping around.
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 01:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 20, 2015 01:06 PM (o+SC1)
So did you guys look at that picture of my colon?
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 20, 2015 11:35 AM (Iyg03)
Are there supposed to be boats and boat people in there?
Posted by: flounder at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (ecDRv)
393 These jackasses must be unaware that leap seconds are regularly added. Leap seconds are nothing compared to a program written in '80 that didn't recognize 01-01-2000. Afternoon all. Back after 11 days of vacation. Second time I've had a chance to look up.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:05 PM (CzoUo)
But moo moo just swears that y2k was a big nothing. And you know that lying amoral jackass knows more about everything than even the experts in the field.
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (zt+N6)
Period.
Posted by: Bob Durst at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (+hPIb)
A horrified father was forced to watch as a crocodile leaped from the water and dragged his seven-year-old underneath before eating him alive.
Manuel Abraham had been playing with a balloon in the Barra Santa Ana estuary, Mexico, when it landed on the river bank.
As Manuel went to grab it, his father watched in horror as a crocodile leaped from the water and locked its jaws around his son's head.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (fWAjv)
True literary fact: this locale was the inspiration behind the next flick in the Jurassic Park series.
Titled, You Bet Jurassic Park, the plot involves California's remaining indigenous peoples partnering up with velociraptors to put a casino in the midst of a saurian zoo.
"Let the betting and bloodletting begin!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (+hPIb)
Period.
Posted by: Bob Durst at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (+hPIb)
45 ACP
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:08 PM (S+el1)
She's not cute. At least not with that angry scowl of righteous indignation she carries around along with the mattress....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:08 PM (sbxl6)
https://tinyurl.com/lkwg588
Worth a listen if interested in some good ole' fashioned common sense.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 20, 2015 01:09 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (zt+N6)
__________
Sucker born every minute.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 20, 2015 01:09 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2015 01:09 PM (ztOda)
I'm raping, I'm a Slave -Emancipator, rebel! Don't you believe in freedom?
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 01:09 PM (NUCTk)
Not even 2X4s tied across their asses are going to save those poor buggers!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 20, 2015 01:09 PM (xaKd7)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (2cS/G)
Several of my ancestors were from slave states but fought for the north. They were poor, but honestly thought slavery was wrong. One was in Andersonville until it was liberated. He was "never right" after that. And shunned when he got home. States Rights is a high flown concept, and has merit, but fundamental human decency trumps that in my book.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (sdxPm)
http://tinyurl.com/lfpo9sk
A suspect in the deadly shootout featuring two biker gangs in Waco over the weekend is a retired San Antonio Police Department detective.
Martin Lewis served 32 years before he retired in February 2004, said the department in a statement released Tuesday night. No further information was made available.
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Now, is he AA or just dark hispanic???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (fWAjv)
Youth is beautiful. You don't really have to work at it, you just are.
Something like that?
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: scottst at May 20, 2015 01:11 PM (idA6q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 20, 2015 01:07 PM (fWAjv)
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I think I've been there. The lake and the banks thereof are crawling with crocs. Why the father was letting his son play there is beyond me.
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:11 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: dude guy at May 20, 2015 01:10 PM (QCc6B)
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I agree!
Posted by: Bruce But Not Jenner at May 20, 2015 01:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:12 PM (CzoUo)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:04 PM (2cS/G)
You're going to scrape your cock raw if you fuck that strawman any harder.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2015 01:13 PM (zF6Iw)
They were poor, but honestly thought slavery was wrong. One was in
Andersonville until it was liberated. He was "never right" after that.
And shunned when he got home. States Rights is a high flown concept, and
has merit, but fundamental human decency trumps that in my book.
unpossible.
LincolnTF has informed us on countless occasions that ALL Southerners believed the same way about slavery. And therefore slaughtering his countrymen was totally justified because loud noise in Ferguson er Ft Sumter or something/
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 01:13 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Space Fonzie at May 20, 2015 01:13 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 20, 2015 01:14 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 20, 2015 01:14 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:14 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 01:14 PM (3ZtZW)
That's why we need a federally run single payer medical system.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 20, 2015 01:14 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: colin at May 20, 2015 01:15 PM (rOQws)
Resting bitch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 01:15 PM (0HooB)
We was always after their Lucky Charms
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 01:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:16 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Yankee Logic
I think that firing a cannon at other human beings is "a loud noise".
I also think that shooting a stolen cannon at people who own a shit load of cannon, and have the ability to make more, is a spiffy idea.
i also think that men should use the word 'spiffy'.
Posted by: cornbread/inbred; why not both? at May 20, 2015 01:16 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at May 20, 2015 01:16 PM (3ZtZW)
Yeah, slavery was a "strawman" invented by Yankees so they could steal your strawberries.
Destroying farms , burning cities, raping women stealing possessions = "strawberries".
Wow. Old school SJWs defeating Slavery justifies pretty much anything I guess.
The more you know...
Posted by: Yankee Logic at May 20, 2015 01:17 PM (NUCTk)
Not just psychologically, but materially. That sense does not exist in the North. In an important way, that is unfortunate. Very few in the North have any studied sense of the depredations that the South suffered during the war and Reconstruction. The ill fruits are being born to this day.
To no small degree, that sense has been reflected in the proportion of people from the South who have been responsive to service in the military.
Like standing on the gallows, losing has a way of focusing the mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:17 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (/HX7u)
Yes. Yes, it does.
Asshat.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (659DL)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (sbxl6)
Government has this feedback mechanism called elections. I keep getting re-elected, so I must be doing it right.
Thanks for calling. Your input is appreciated, yadda yadda. I'd like to talk with you about your concerns but my mouth is usually full of lobster meat. Sorry if I got melted butter on this letter. Insert more platitudes as you deem necessary to make you go away.
I'm still accepting donations to my re-election campaign, by the way.
Posted by: The Honorable Congresscritter at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (r+LOT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:19 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: JoeF
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No one wanted the prisoners. Jeff Davis made *five* overtures to Lincoln for repatriation/exchange of prisoners. Lincoln would have no part of it. He openly stated that if he did, the Southern prisoners would return to the fight. It was a part of HIS strategy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:20 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:20 PM (S+el1)
Rough, brutal, a blast. Long days, shorter nights. Temps were fine. Humidity was a killer. We missed a lot of the raid during actual game play. Not sure of the total numbers, but there was around 1680 pre-registered players.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:20 PM (CzoUo)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:20 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (nDPoN)
I thought it was the Lannisters.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:20 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:21 PM (sbxl6)
I'm not refighting anything. I find it breathtaking that in 2015 there are people who rationalize the enslavement of millions of people with intellectually dishonest statistics and shameful euphemisms.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2015 01:21 PM (659DL)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:21 PM (r+LOT)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:21 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (mf5HN)
Yup. The first two crews of the CSS Hunley are re-enacting their exploits.
Posted by: cornbread/inbred; why not both? at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (Spluw)
Next up the Crusades...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (Bn6aD)
Then can we talk about Sarah Palin?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (KbNXw)
OUCH
Posted by: Yankee Strawman at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: JoeF
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You seem to have missed the point. The South lost..., and suffered terrible consequences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: JoeF
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You seem to have missed the point. The South lost..., and suffered terrible consequences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 20, 2015 01:23 PM (S+el1)
452 Hey, a civil war thread, circa 2009.
Next up the Crusades...
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:22 PM (Bn6aD)
And then the Whiskey Rebellion, after that the Seminole War.
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:23 PM (sdxPm)
They started it. They should have known that once the North got their shit together, they would be unstoppable.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:24 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: kraken at May 20, 2015 01:23 PM (sdxPm)
Wait, WHAT???
Oh, sorry. Misheard you.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: LincolnTf at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: HH at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (Ce4DF)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (Bn6aD)
HARDWOOD!
Posted by: Bandersnatch
SOFTWOOD!
Wait! Shit. Nevermind.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (CzoUo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: fly gal at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: JoeF
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I merely state the fact. It is not widely acknowledged that Lincoln had the ability to extract the pow's, and chose not to.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at May 20, 2015 01:25 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (nDPoN)
My ancestors with both slaves and slave-owners.
Slavery has fuck-all to do with the shit going on now.
It's pussified blacks and pussified whites and pussified everybody else that don't feel they're responsible for shit, and expect everything to be handed to them.
Damn.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: mrp at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: CA Hippie with a guitar at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (nDPoN)
Posted by: Obama? Lincoln? at May 20, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)
I thought this was the broad who liked anal, vaginal, and then oral sex, -- in that order. And then she reserves the right to later claim rape if she changes her mind or her date doesn't call/text.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (ty633)
Posted by: CA Hippie with a guitar at May 20, 2015 01:26 PM (/HX7u)
Dude, do you know, "The night they drove ole Dixie down?"
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (jeCnD)
*smashes guitar against the wall*
Sorry.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 20, 2015 01:28 PM (jeCnD)
Mighty fine answer.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (KbNXw)
I'd rather have a Civil War thread, circa 1996, when we had a president from Arkansas, a vice president from Tennessee, and a House speaker from Georgia whose district was hosting the Olympics, when the Super Bowl champions from Texas were seeking to earn a trip to Louisiana to reclaim their title.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (r+LOT)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:29 PM (r+LOT)
Yeah, that don't seem likely to happen again either.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 20, 2015 01:31 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:32 PM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet. at May 20, 2015 01:30 PM
________
Tony Romo's a good quarterback. That he isn't a great quarterback isn't Abraham Lincoln's fault.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 20, 2015 01:33 PM (r+LOT)
Little known fact. The stegosaurus is the state dinosaur of Colorado
because the first specimen was discovered about ten miles from my house.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 20, 2015 11:25 AM (XUKZU)
See? If you had used the .338 Lapua, instead of the .270, like we all warned you, the damn thing wouldn't have run so far.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2015 01:34 PM (C3yAI)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2015 01:35 PM (sbxl6)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2015 01:45 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: Soona at May 20, 2015 01:18 PM (/HX7u)
This is so plaintive and sweet.
And it didn't much work--heh.
Posted by: m at May 20, 2015 03:01 PM (WIUGG)
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