Hillary Clinton Refuses to Answer a Question from a Reporter, Preferring to Continue Talking to Her Plants

Her "everyday Americans," I mean, who always turn out to be an assortment of Planned Parenthood Brand Managers, College Democrats, and one of her two obese, money-grubbing brothers.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM

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1 Ms. Clinton, how much money do you bring in year from your "Initiative?" And pass the salt, please.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 19, 2015 05:18 PM (OZmbA)

2 Why so tight lipped Hillary?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2015 05:18 PM (aVYsC)

3 Take it away, it vexes us.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, addressing her minions about this presumptuous bumpkin at May 19, 2015 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

4 All animals are created equal. But some animals are more equal than others.

IOW Know your place peasant.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 19, 2015 05:19 PM (JOG+K)

5 No one dared to ask her (as they did Mitt), "What about your gaaaaaafffes???"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:19 PM (FsuaD)

6 Oh, Hillary.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 05:19 PM (VAsIq)

7 The smell of talcum, bourbon and urine means its Hillary time. And she says nothing even when she speaks. Hopefully the Scooby Van is equipped with a wet bar with lots of wet naps. I pity the guy that has to clean her drool before the next 'real people' stop.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:19 PM (oDCMR)

8 So freakin' arrogant - just breathtaking!!!

Just NO WORDS.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (V7QeA)

9 Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2015 05:18 PM (aVYsC)

Her lips haven't been tight in a very long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (k2fxD)

10 Why so tight lipped Hillary?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2015 05:18 PM (aVYsC)

Oh I can assure you nothing ever got thru those lips like a peni....oh well you get the point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (/tNwW)

11 I thought the reporters were plants.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (B0IEg)

12 So when does the "friendly lap dog" media get fed up without getting some type of crumbs?

Even the friendlies must be getting pissed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (QyBQv)

13 Hilary is a intelligent woman and would make a practical and pragmatic leader. Unlike that Bandito from Texas.

Posted by: Peter King at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (HstNY)

14 I'm seeing her talking to her (shriveled) houseplants, berating them for not looking as good as the day Huma gave them to her.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (VAsIq)

15 Mrs. Clinton, why is your daughter such an entitled, spoiled bitch?

Asks no reporter ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (FsuaD)

16 G-D is Juan a dope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (/tNwW)

17 This is a weird election.

563 candidates on the GOP side and...

Hillary.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (MYCIw)

18
Hey!

quit it !

Posted by: Huma at May 19, 2015 05:21 PM (W6iIX)

19 Groot 2016!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 05:21 PM (VAsIq)

20 Lauren, we may need a March Madness with bracket eliminations on the GOP side.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 19, 2015 05:21 PM (B0IEg)

21 Hillary, are you the wicked witch of the east and is George Stephanopopoulis your flying monkey?

Posted by: Sphynx at May 19, 2015 05:21 PM (OZmbA)

22 Wow. That video is...frightening. Imagine that bitch as CiC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (FsuaD)

23 I have a feeling Hillary's plan to run an "invisible" campaign is going to turn out to be just too clever by half...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (hRYxp)

24 I'd like to know how Mrs. Clinton stays so youthful-looking and vibrant with all the important responsibilities she's been, like, responsible for and stuff.

Posted by: An Engaged Random-American at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (8ZskC)

25 Hillary and Graham. A ticket for the future. Two gheys on one ballot.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

26
On this day, 479 years ago, Anne Boleyn was executed. Poor Anne! She did not deserve it.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (iQIUe)

27 She is getting into the swing of lying. The local DNC propaganda wing had a clip of her saying something like "I understand the state department has procedures but I'm hoping they will release my emails soon" during the 11 *news* program. After 6 years of EarLeader I wasn't even close to actually rage stroking.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (dkExz)

28 Who's the prissy guy sitting next to her? And I have a feeling that's not water in her glass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (FsuaD)

29 Shrillary - "How can I listen on my staged listening tour with all you reporters screaming questions at me!?! I'm on a listening tour, so just shut your yaps!"

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (9iR5/)

30 Mrs Clinton, is farting through panty hose a microaggression foisted on women by the cis-normative patriarchy or does it just feel good? What is the feminist position of panty hose and farting?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (oDCMR)

31 Really wish the reporter had then offered to email her his questions.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (V7QeA)

32 I'd like to know how Mrs. Clinton stays so youthful-looking and vibrant
with all the important responsibilities she's been, like, responsible
for and stuff.

It's not what you think.

Posted by: Exsanguinated virgins at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

33 "Hillary and Graham. A ticket for the future. Two gheys on one ballot."

But who would be FLOTUS?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (hRYxp)

34 what is the over/under on if George Snuffleuffagus can bench 85 pounds for reps?

Posted by: Yo! at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (W6iIX)

35

Henry Tudor

You must remember this,
A kiss is still a kiss,
A sigh is just a sigh,
The fundamental things apply
When wive's heads fly.
#AnneBolyen

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 05:24 PM (iQIUe)

36 I'm surprised MECHA-Hillary didn't lash out with her MILSPEC walker/exoskeleton and snap that chatty interloper's spine.

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2015 05:24 PM (UzPAd)

37 you just crashed.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:24 PM (qSIlh)

38 >>>Her "everyday Americans," I mean, who always turn out to be an assortment of Planned Parenthood Brand Managers<<<

That, indeed, is quite appropriate, as my whole campaign thus far has been an abortion.

Posted by: Hillary, the ~~Cat~~ Plant Lady at May 19, 2015 05:24 PM (dPSXC)

39 Mrs. Clinton, did you make a mistake jailing the Egyptian film-maker for nine months over the Benghazi charade video?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:24 PM (FCsIb)

40 >>11 I thought the reporters were plants.

I am pretty sure that ABC News has a Ficus in Iowa to cover the Clinton Campaign.

Posted by: Garrett at May 19, 2015 05:25 PM (cNLD7)

41 Mrs. Clinton, what did it feel like to lie in the faces of the loved ones of the Benghazi dead?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:25 PM (FsuaD)

42 Mrs. Clinton, can you think of one single substantive policy difference you have with Jebster?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:25 PM (FCsIb)

43 What the fuck do you shitbag gumshoes not understand about the phrase "LISTENING tour"?

#HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 19, 2015 05:26 PM (8ZskC)

44 ok, maybe the crash was on my side, I dunno, I failed internet 101.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:26 PM (qSIlh)

45 What is the feminist position of panty hose and farting?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham
<<

One cheek up.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 19, 2015 05:26 PM (OZmbA)

46 The bike in the background shows how hip she is, ready to show she is a low carbon person.

Posted by: colin at May 19, 2015 05:26 PM (rOQws)

47 @34 - actually, he has a similar exercise regime, 3 sets of twenty reps of sticking his head up Hillary's backside.

The days he's feeling a little tired he uses lube.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (o+SC1)

48 Mrs. Clinton, what do you think about your husband's personal war on women? You know, the sexual assaults?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)

49 Also wondering when Canquelles is going to get asked by the mainstream media about her motorcade of huge vans and SUVs being clocked at damn near 100MPH on public roadways.

Answer: never.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (noWW6)

50 33 "Hillary and Graham. A ticket for the future. Two gheys on one ballot."

But who would be FLOTUS?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 19, 2015 05:23 PM (hRYxp)

The bitch. Oh wait that doesn't answer it either.

The catcher, oops, no go on that one.

The less entitled one. That's it.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (JOG+K)

51 Hill, have you shared Huma with Bill yet?

Posted by: Sphynx at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (OZmbA)

52 The people willing to vote for Lindsey Graham? Graham Crackers.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (6n332)

53 The debates ought to be a lot of laughs. Or maybe she will demand the right to ask all the questions.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (16OL0)

54 Ms Clinton, what is Sid Blumenthals policy toward Israel? I'm asking for a friend?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (oDCMR)

55 Maha Rushie on his show today pointed out the value of stone-walling. She knew, she lied, our SpecOps guys and an ambassador died.
Ironically, the station I was streaming had Fox radio news after that segment of Rush's show. The CFJ (commie-fag-junkie) reporter, or his editor, played a bite from Cankles to the effect, "of course I want my emails released".
Of course. That's why she put them on a private server before she deleted them.
W.T.F.?

Posted by: Esteban Blanco-Negro de Sevilla at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (SnOME)

56
Henry Tudor:

The annual "Henry VIII Is A Bastard For Beheading Anne Boleyn" festivities are here. I embrace your contempt. It makes my codpiece glow.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (iQIUe)

57 Why so tight lipped Hillary?

Because Huma has small hands.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

58 It's frankly sexist to expect s woman to answer questions.

Posted by: Judith Miller at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (HstNY)

59 28
Who's the prissy guy sitting next to her? And I have a feeling that's not water in her glass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I know, right? What a wuss.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 19, 2015 05:27 PM (LAe3v)

60 She talks to birds. She talks to angels. She talks to trees. She talks to bees. But she don't talk to me.

Posted by: Reporter Ramone at May 19, 2015 05:28 PM (fMQoG)

61 "Ms Clinton, do you plan at some point to stop lying to the press and to the American people, or is it simply a part of your family culture to do so?"

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:29 PM (o+SC1)

62 You know the last person to ask me a question, you pisher?

Vince Foster.

Posted by: Her Eminence at May 19, 2015 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

63 Actually, Hillary Clinton took a whole 5 questions from reporters today after the event. That should shut up the media plants about Hillary not answering questions for another month or so.

http://tinyurl.com/lx8xqj4

Posted by: cinyc at May 19, 2015 05:29 PM (KJwUO)

64 59
28

Who's the prissy guy sitting next to her? And I have a feeling that's not water in her glass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Pajama Boy's older brother.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 19, 2015 05:29 PM (fMQoG)

65 Ms. Clinton, will you appoint your brothers to cabinet positions, and if so, which ones?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:30 PM (oDCMR)

66 It's 10 PM. Hillary have you know how big your ass is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:30 PM (/tNwW)

67 You know what's pitiful?

The boot lickers who laughed along with her smarmy arrogance.

They should be ashamed

They are not Americans

Real Americans would've booed that display of pure entitlement

Posted by: Mr Ed at May 19, 2015 05:30 PM (2tben)

68 She doesn't mean it when she's mean to us. We know she really loves us.

Posted by: media at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (VAsIq)

69 Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (TF10X)

70 Are you opposed to your husband making future trips to Pedo Island?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: grey haired man at the back of the room with bulbous nose, odd black moustache, and glasses at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (dPSXC)

71 Can we start calling her Lady President Caligula now?

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (uIyMM)

72 And they called Mitt a robot. Sheesh--nothing this creature does looks natural.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (VAsIq)

73 "Ms Clinton, do you plan at some point to stop lying to the press and to the American people, or is it simply a part of your family culture to do so?"

Yes.

Now sod off, you twaddling fuck. I have some Random-Americans to engage with.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 19, 2015 05:31 PM (8ZskC)

74 Mrs. Clinton, how do you feel about your husband having sex with underage girls on his friend's private island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)

75 Ms. Clinton, what will you do as president to end the culture of rape that haunts our colleges and government?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:32 PM (oDCMR)

76 Hillary respects plant-kin!

Take that H8rz!!1!

Posted by: An Azalea at May 19, 2015 05:32 PM (7YlUk)

77 Off with his head!

Posted by: MostlyRight at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (fOLR/)

78 if the D's have any debates they should be shooze fest since her SOP is aparently not say anything

Posted by: Yo! at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (W6iIX)

79 she already answered that question!

http://tinyurl.com/m47aaur

kind of like if Bill said that if he did anything wrong he'd be the first to admit it

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (qSIlh)

80 Ms Clinton, as president, what will you do for the Yazidi Slave girls enslaved as a result of Obama's and your foreign policy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (oDCMR)

81 Mrs. Clinton, now that you're a grandmother, do you still support late-term abortion, and if so, why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (FsuaD)

82 12 >> So when does the "friendly lap dog" media get fed up without getting some type of crumbs?

About seven years later, based upon when they got upset with TFG over the same thing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (MX7TD)

83 Mrs. Clinton, do they hate you just because you're a woman?

Posted by: Hardball Questions at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

84 Anyone but me wonder what Shrill's head would look like on a pike? I'm thinking sorta like Medusa.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (9iR5/)

85 Do you have any idea how much it costs a university to get this many words out of me? And you want it for FREE???

#HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (8ZskC)

86 Ms. Clinton. Did you have asparagus for lunch. Because.......I mean.......whew!

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (/HX7u)

87 @73 - "Ms Clinton, how many of the Random-Americans you'll be speaking with were selected by your handlers? Are you able to identify any that are not apparatchiks of Democrat-funding organizations? "

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (o+SC1)

88 Mrs. Clinton, how much will you whore out my bedroom for if you once again find yourself inhabiting the White House?

Posted by: ghost of Honest Abe at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (dPSXC)

89 >>Mrs. Clinton, how do you feel about your husband having sex with underage girls on his friend's private island?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

What part of "private island" don't you understand? Besides, questions about children are off limits to the press.

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (sQzB6)

90 Mrs. Clinton, if elected, will you and Bill return the furniture and other items you stole from the White House when you moved out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (FsuaD)

91 I have met Leslie and in person he is very personable.

He an arrogant ghey with an attitude. He really thinks he's smart.

I know, I know. He reads his own press.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

92 re 75: I believe Hillary! has proposed forgiving college debt to people who go into "public service" (meaning working for the government. Shouldn't sway anyone to vote for the big government party. Maybe she can redo that Christmas present ad she did in 2008 and add in "free college for bureaucrats")

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (qSIlh)

93 What about your opponents' gaaaaaaffes?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (nFdGS)

94 >>"of course I want my emails released".

Or..."of course I want the emails I hand-picked and forwarded to the State Dept. years after I left to be released because I already know there's nothing incriminating in them".

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (V7QeA)

95 Mrs. Clinton, when was the last time you saw your alleged husband?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (YFFpo)

96 Mrs. Clinton, now that you're a grandmother, do you still support late-term abortion, and if so, why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yes. Have you met my daughter!?

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (VAsIq)

97 90
Mrs. Clinton, if elected, will you and Bill return the furniture and
other items you stole from the White House when you moved out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:35 PM (FsuaD)

I think it's still on ebay.

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (0FSuD)

98 MS. Clinton, if elected, will you reach out to Lois Lerner?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (oDCMR)

99
If this thing is actually elected, will anyone here still clinging (bitterly) to the idea/fantasy/delusion/desperate hope that America retains, effectively, any seriousness as a nation? Or will they throw in the towel, metaphorically speaking.

Not that I know what that means ina practical sense.

But that such a creature could be considered for *any* position of trust or responsibility is rather an unanswerable indictment of our culture and polity. No more than the current Oval Office inhabitant, to be sure, but after the immense national degradatio of the last six years, for this thing to be elected ..... wow. What's the call?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (afQnV)

100 Mrs. Clinton, if elected, will you and Bill return the furniture and other items you stole from the White House when you moved out?

Temporarily. And I hope your last decade of income tax returns are in good order.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 19, 2015 05:36 PM (8ZskC)

101 Everyday Americans.

What are things Hillary Clinton hates?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (XAFOu)

102 I'd like to know how Mrs. Clinton stays so youthful-looking and vibrant with all the important responsibilities she's been, like, responsible for and stuff.
Posted by: An Engaged Random-American at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (8ZskC)

she sucks the blood of newborn prole babies

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (7RXcs)

103 Mrs. Clinton, how much will you whore out my bedroom for if you once again find yourself inhabiting the White House?

Posted by: ghost of Honest Abe

Thank you for the question, Mr. Lincoln-Ghost. My husband is in charge of whoring.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (VAsIq)

104 @92 - "Ms Clinton, will you support student-loan forgiveness for all college graduates, or only the ones that have fucked your husband?"

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (o+SC1)

105 >>Mrs. Clinton, if elected, will you and Bill return
the furniture and other items you stole from the White House when you
moved out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Fuck no. That stuff went at a yard sale long ago. The really valuable things we fenced.

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (sQzB6)

106 Makes me want to weep that she is even a serious candidate. She has no moral compass whatsoever.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (l3vZN)

107 Mrs Clinton, I was a life long Republican but the party has left me over the past few years... so, can you tell me what you could do to help me again believe in big caring government..?

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (qSIlh)

108 MS. Clinton, if elected, will you reach out to Lois Lerner?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

Only if Huma is out of town. Next question!

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:37 PM (VAsIq)

109 Ms Clinton, as president, what will you do for the Yazidi Slave girls enslaved as a result of Obama's and your foreign policy?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 05:33 PM (oDCMR)

Where do you think I found Huma?

Posted by: Hillary! Clinton, taco master at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (7YlUk)

110 Ms Clinton, what is Sid Blumenthals policy toward Israel? I'm asking for a friend?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

It's in the emails that the State Department will be releasing sometime later.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)

111 Mrs. Clinton, could you pass me another roll of t.p?

Posted by: reporter, trapped in a bathroom with one of Hill's Palace Guards at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (dPSXC)

112 "Ms Clinton, how many W keys do you have in your purse right now?"

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (o+SC1)

113 Mrs. Clinton, America understands that criminals deserve a strong court defense so no one would criticize you for getting that rapist off. But do you now regret your repeated joking about the victim and the circumstances of the rape itself?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (FCsIb)

114 103
Mrs. Clinton, how much will you whore out my bedroom for if you once again find yourself inhabiting the White House?

Well, my mother won't be living in the WH, she's dead

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (0FSuD)

115 Ms. Clinton, what will you do as president to end the culture of rape that haunts our colleges and government?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

My husband is addressing this very issue.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)

116 Mrs. Clinton, if elected would your foundation continue to take donations from foreign governments and corporations looking for favors?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (9iR5/)

117
Mrs. Clinton, why actually is in your soul where a conscience should be?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (95CzI)

118 Mrs. Clinton, could you pass me another roll of t.p?

Posted by: reporter, trapped in a bathroom with one of Hill's Palace Guards

Don't you think you've had enough?

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)

119 Watching The Five. Hillary! has the coveted Snoop Dog support.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)

120 Mrs Clinton, I never voted for a Democrat in the past but I have been to understand why... so, can you tell me why people who vote Republican can't see that they are basically motivated by racism, sexism, and greed?

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:39 PM (qSIlh)

121 @119 - Yo.

Posted by: The Rapper-American Vote at May 19, 2015 05:39 PM (o+SC1)

122 "Ms Clinton, how many W keys do you have in your purse right now?"

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor

That depends on what your definition of "purse" is. (Thanks, Bill!)

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:39 PM (VAsIq)

123 Will no one rid me of this troublesome reporter?

Posted by: fb at May 19, 2015 05:39 PM (JVEmw)

124
Mrs. Clinton, how did you manage to make the formerly lovable puppet, Howdy-Doody, as despicable as yourself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (95CzI)

125 Mrs. Clinton, can you bring yourself to apologize today for your Alinsky-ite victimization of Monica Lewinsky, the teenage victim of your husbands most public sexual vicitimization of women?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (FCsIb)

126 So when does the "friendly lap dog" media get fed up without getting some type of crumbs?

Even the friendlies must be getting pissed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2015 05:20 PM (QyBQv)

When they can figure out how to do so without her turning the tables on them and saying they don't ask such things of Obama, it must be they are anti-woman.

Blue on blue getting eaten by their own SJW zealots is always popcorn worthy, but sadly it may be the only positive thing to come from this election cause the GOPe seems bound and determined to try to make me not vote.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (F9322)

127 The MSM story will be about how rude a Faux News reporter was in interrupting the average American talking to Hillary.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (/HC6x)

128 >>She has no moral compass whatsoever.

I do too. It just happens to spin wildly and start smoking if you get it near a crucifix.

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (sQzB6)

129 Mrs. Clinton, is it time to ask the question you wrote for me now?

Posted by: Hardball Questions at May 19, 2015 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

130 Watching The Five. Hillary! has the coveted Snoop Dog support.

Is that what Juan Williams is calling himself now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (W5DcG)

131 Hillary's brothers would probably be equally money grubbing if they were fit and trim.

I guess this is the strategy for Hillary. Just have plants for questions and avoid all press questions that are not fawning endorsements or facile no brainers.

Hillary needs to be hit by the Holy Plank of Chastisement, a come to Jesus moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (1sJza)

132 Talking to her plants?

I'm not saying those stooges who pretended to be "everyday Americans" were ignorant, but if their IQ were any lower, they'd have to be watered twice a week.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (iIzG7)

133 Interesting/controversial racial incident just happened in my life moments ago.

I was scheduled to be interviewed today on a radio station. (By phone.) Because this radio station was in another state, I knew nothing whatsoever about it -- it was just call-letters to me. One of several interviews this week. (To publicize something I'm associated with -- redacted for privacy's sake.)

The way these things generally work is that your publicist sets up the interview ahead of time, and then tells you the exact time it will be (live, on the air). So you mark your calendar and make absolutely sure you are sitting by the phone, because to miss a scheduled live media interview is major faux pas that will get everyone involved furious at you (and rightfully so).

Then about five or ten minutes ahead of time, the radio station's producer calls you up, to establish the connection, tells you exactly how the intro will play out, then puts you on hold, with the "background hold music" being the radio station's broadcast signal, so you can hear how the lead-up is happening. Then the host connects you and does the interview live. Etc.

I've done this countless times.

But this time, my interview was supposed to be a 2:00pm PST today with this unknown radio station. And 1:50 came and the phone didn't ring. Then 1:55, no ring. Starting to get concerned. 1:59, no ring. Worried. 2:00, no ring. Uh oh. Did they have the wrong number for me? Was my phone broken in some way? So in desperation, at 2:02 I picked up the phone and called the station, and said to the person who answered that I was supposed to be doing a live on-air interview at 2:00.

Now, I'm just reporting reality here, so don't blame me for the following narrative.

The woman at the station, who was pretty obviously black, from her accent, said that she was indeed the producer, and, lemme look at the schedule...ooops, whaddya know, yeah, you were scheduled today at 2pm. Kinda too late for that now, I guess. (It was 2:06 by now.) Then she went into this long tale of woe about how she was trying to get a grant written, and she had a lot of pressure on her, and people need to understand she is under a lot of stress.

While she is saying this, I google the station's call letters, and discover that it is an "urban format" station, which is the euphemism for "black" station, playing soul and rap.

Her self-exculpatory rant went on for many minutes, painting herself as the victim of pressures and stress and expectations that were unfair.

I suggested that maybe we could reschedule for a future day, and she said, yeah, maybe, call back in a month or so?

Well, that would be semi-pointless, because the publicity blitz is happening now, and in a month it would be much less effective.

So I said "Maybe" and we hang up, and then I call my publicist, who happens to be an Asian female, and I told he what happened, and her response was, "Again??? This station has now flaked out on three different interviews so far this year, exactly like this. They're just so impossible to deal with at these stations. Forget it -- there's no way I'm rescheduling with them. I'm just not going to deal with these people any more. It's not worth the hassle."

Her syntactic transition from "this station" to "these stations" implied, without overtly saying so, that she generalized and was talking about black radio stations in general, which in her experience are just flaky and do not function at the same professional level as do other radio stations.

So: Does that make her a "racist"? Or is she simply responding to social realities, and that it's not racist to remove the black stations off of her media list, it's simply a fact that they make interfacing with them so difficult that it isn't worth one's time, and she's just being realistic?

Further study question: Does a lifetime of repeated experiences of this sort eventually lead to the ingrained attitudes that are now deemed "racism"???

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (jBuUi)

134
Mrs. Clinton, how do you spell "whore" and what does the phrase "me love you long time" mean to you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (95CzI)

135 Watching The Five. Hillary! has the coveted Snoop Dog support.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Plenty of space for yard signs along W. Robinwood St in Detroit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiV7XSdAcs8

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (l3vZN)

136 If that wasn't a perfect impression of every married persons most hated mother-in-law I don't know what would be. They're making it to easy for the other side, I mean, all the Republican nominee has to do is create a montage of all similar moments with no voice over and at the then have the word "Really?" as her image fades to black.

Posted by: volfan at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (QJUXH)

137 Mrs. Clinton, should former high ranking elected officials taking corrupt payments from adversaries of the United States, like Russia for example, be prosecuted to the furthest extant the law permits?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:42 PM (FCsIb)

138 Mrs Clinton, can you tell us why so many working people think you are those most qualified person in the country to be President? Who do you think would make the next best president after you have finished selflessly serving our country for two wonderful terms?

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:42 PM (qSIlh)

139 Mrs. Clinton,

What... is your name?

What... is your quest?

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: MSM at May 19, 2015 05:42 PM (7YlUk)

140 Plants--reporters what difference does it make?

Posted by: River Guide at May 19, 2015 05:42 PM (RJMhd)

141 @129 - "Ms Clinton, have the questions you've been asked since you started your campaign been planted, or were they spontaneous queries by reliable party hacks?"

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:43 PM (o+SC1)

142 Ms. Clinton. How many times a week to you have contact with Satan?

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 05:43 PM (/HX7u)

143 Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2015 05:41 PM (jBuUi)

*stares angrily*

Next question!

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:44 PM (VAsIq)

144 Here's a question I would like to ask the old gal -- She has claimed that the only email address she used while SoS was hdr22@clintonemail.com; of course now we now that isn't true as they have emails from her from hrod17@same...

But according to Fox News and other places, there are a bunch more found on the web:

A screen grab of The Harvester's findings provided to Fox News by the source in the hacker community - whose professional resume also boasts extensive experience in the U.S. intelligence community - lists rather similar, but nonetheless different, email addresses, including hdr@clintonemail.com, hdr18@clintonemail.com, hdr19@clintonemail.com, hdr20@clintonemail.com, and hdr21@clintonemail.com.

Also unearthed by the hacking tool were email addresses of a slightly varied structure, including h.clinton@clintonemail.com, Hillary@clintonemail.com, contact@clintonemail.com, and mau_suit@clintonemail.com.

What about those email accounts?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (MX7TD)

145 What a bitch

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (zOTsN)

146 Mrs. Clinton, will you be as flexible as President Obama is if you are elected?

Posted by: Plad Vutin at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (dPSXC)

147 I am so sick of her, she is starting to stink like sloppy seconds after the Fleet comes in.

And by the way the Fleet comes into NYC tomorrow. Look for me on the News

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (/tNwW)

148
Her syntactic transition from "this station" to "these stations" implied, without overtly saying so, that she generalized and was talking about black radio stations in general, which in her experience are just flaky and do not function at the same professional level as do other radio stations.

So: Does that make her a "racist"? Or is she simply responding to social realities, and that it's not racist to remove the black stations off of her media list, it's simply a fact that they make interfacing with them so difficult that it isn't worth one's time, and she's just being realistic?

Further study question: Does a lifetime of repeated experiences of this sort eventually lead to the ingrained attitudes that are now deemed "racism"???

No, your publicist is not racist. Rude and self-serving behavior on the part of the people at the negligent stations is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (95CzI)

149 Ms. Clinton. How many times a week to you have contact with Satan?

Posted by: Soona

He doesn't return my phone calls anymore.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (VAsIq)

150 @133 - If you are in fact looking for an answer to that question, it is an affirmative one.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (o+SC1)

151 Mrs. Clinton, when you were First Lady you were well known for your strong dislike of the military.

As Commander-in-Chief, would you respect the troops?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:45 PM (FsuaD)

152 Thankfully I can't watch the video at work. I'll go out on a limb here and guess she gave one of her eye rolls at the audacity of someone to question her as she grimaced through her maw.

Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2015 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

153 >>I mean, all the Republican nominee has to do is create a montage of all
similar moments with no voice over and at the then have the word
"Really?" as her image fades to black.

Now you are trying to tie me to Obama, aren't you, you racist?

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2015 05:46 PM (sQzB6)

154 What about those email accounts?

Posted by: GnuBreed

Oh, you know how you can google something and it gets all twittered and buzzfed so that at the end of the day you don't know your yahoo from your secure government email service provider.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:46 PM (VAsIq)

155 She is counting on the universal loathing of the media

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:46 PM (zOTsN)

156 As Commander-in-Chief, would you respect the troops?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

As much as I ever have.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq)

157 Ms. Clinton. Was having to pleasure the Barbed Cock of Satan that made you a lesbian?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 19, 2015 05:47 PM (eOpVe)

158 Is it really so hard to use comma delineation???

Posted by: The Deliniated Hat at May 19, 2015 05:47 PM (7YlUk)

159 Dear sweet jeebus.

A spider just ran across my desk.

*screams*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:47 PM (FsuaD)

160 Ms. Clinton. Was having to pleasure the Barbed Cock of Satan that made you a lesbian?

Posted by: Mr Wizard

No, that was just a college thing.

My husband made me a lesbian.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (VAsIq)

161
What I cannot fathom is people who willingly serve as background wallpaper or willing shills for self-serving politicians.

WTF is in it for them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (95CzI)

162 Is it really so hard to use comma delineation???

Posted by: The Deliniated Hat

We'll have to get back to you on that issue.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (VAsIq)

163 Mrs. Clinton, Kate Upton or Candy Crowley?

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (FCsIb)

164 Mrs. Clinton, what will $50K get me?

Posted by: Hardball Questions at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

165 WTF is in it for them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

They get to relax in my ample shadow.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:49 PM (VAsIq)

166 >>I'll go out on a limb here and guess she gave one of her eye rolls...

Worse - condescending, dripping with sarcasm, with the implication that he was an insignificant flea whose question she'll graciously pretend to pencil in on her 'to do' list for sometime in the future.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 05:49 PM (V7QeA)

167 Cheri

The reporter asked something like, "Will you answer a question?" (Couldn't hear him very well); Her response "I might.I'll have to ponder it. I'll put it on my list for due consideration" with that annoyed faked smile she has.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 05:49 PM (1sJza)

168 hillary has waffles moment, will be air brushed into great moments of oratory.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 19, 2015 05:49 PM (dFXmO)

169 zombie

No, it isn't racism.

What's racist is pandering to a demographic on the basis of skin color and calling it "family, y'all." That's straight-up biological racism.

Posted by: Feh at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (Uk9e2)

170 Mrs. Clinton, now that you're a grandmother, do you still support late-term abortion, and if so, why?

If becoming a mother didn't persuade her otherwise, I don't see how becoming a grandmother would.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (jhqr1)

171 Worse - condescending, dripping with sarcasm, with the implication that he was an insignificant flea whose question she'll graciously pretend to pencil in on her 'to do' list for sometime in the future.

Posted by: Lizzy

Oh, good, you understood. I was afraid you buffoons wouldn't get how much I despise you.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (VAsIq)

172
Mrs Clinton, who does a better job of unhinging their jaw to swallow a pig whole: you or Mooch?

Is your ability to do so a result of a request that you made to Satan?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (95CzI)

173 Mrs. Clinton, when does your book, Trading Cattle Futures For Fun and Profit come out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (JO9+V)

174 Mrs. Clinton... granny panties or Depends?

Posted by: MTV at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (dPSXC)

175 Everything makes sense once you realize we are in a feudal system. People pledge allegiance to a lord or "noble" house. They provide services in the hopes of getting a few scraps from the Kings table. Permission to do business. Contracts. Trade routes. Monopolies. Think Tudor England

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:51 PM (zOTsN)

176 re 142: in Isaiah God says "I make peace and create evil." (Isaiah 45:7 King James version)
Hillary doesn't need Satan's help, God created her that way. She might as well be a scorpion with fat thighs.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:51 PM (qSIlh)

177 Not The Onion

The guide goes on to describe a diverse population living under its territories by comparing it to 'cosmopolitan cities such as London. 'If you thought London or New York was cosmopolitan then wait until you step foot in the Islamic State, because it screams diversity,' it continues.

Weasel

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 05:51 PM (XAFOu)

178
161
What I cannot fathom is people who willingly serve as background wallpaper or willing shills for self-serving politicians.

WTF is in it for them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:48 PM (95CzI)

To me, these people have neither self-esteem nor self-respect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 19, 2015 05:51 PM (95CzI)

179 @134, re: the airspeed of an unladen swallow...

I've got your back:

http://bit.ly/1JYnLha

Posted by: Keith Arnold at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (iIzG7)

180 Lizzy and FelonSpoke - ewwww. Worse than I thought.

Posted by: Cheri at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (oiNtH)

181 More like the diverse scream

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (XAFOu)

182 Mrs. Clinton, how did Vince Foster really die?

{{{still shuddering over the spider}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (FsuaD)

183 @169 - I think the point is that many things that have been tarred with the 'racism' brush (ooh, is that term racist in itself?) are in fact just cumulative life experience.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (o+SC1)

184 That's a lovely Mao suit you are wearing Mrs. Clinton!

Posted by: Eddie Haskell, ace reporter at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (JO9+V)

185 We should stop making fun of hillary and just discuss her "accomplishments"......OK back to ripping her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:52 PM (/tNwW)

186 Mrs. Clinton, what's your poison?
Gin & Tonic?
Wine?
Whiskey Sours?

Posted by: Hardball Reporter With The Tough Questions at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (JVEmw)

187 84 Anyone but me wonder what Shrill's head would look like on a pike?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 05:34 PM (9iR5/)

I've got some ideas.

Posted by: Mr. Morden at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (l3LvV)

188 When everything is racist then nothing is racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (W5DcG)

189 Mrs. Clinton, what's your poison?
Gin & Tonic?
Wine?
Whiskey Sours?

Posted by: Hardball Reporter With The Tough Questions

Yes.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (VAsIq)

190 and remember that press conference she had in 1994: when asked if she shouldn't have know that something would have looked wrong, she smiled and replied "oh, well, woulda coulda shoulda..."

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (qSIlh)

191 To be honest, why would Satan return her calls? He already has whatever Sir Edmund had that passes for a soul (and likely Bill's and Chelsea's, too).

Posted by: acethepug at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (WK825)

192 @163 - roger one and render the other?

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (o+SC1)

193 Everyone around her relies on her favor in order to gain financial advantage. Everyone. Even her son in law

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

194 That's a lovely Mao suit you are wearing Mrs. Clinton!

Posted by: Eddie Haskell

Does it come in women's?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 05:54 PM (VAsIq)

195 When everything is racist then nothing is racist.

Racist! and sexist too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2015 05:54 PM (JO9+V)

196 That's a lovely Mao suit you are wearing Mrs. Clinton!

From the fashion house of George Soros and Doctor Evil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 19, 2015 05:55 PM (W5DcG)

197 Oh, ok, Sen. Clinton - um, we'll just go over there and interview ourselves then.

*dejected slouch*

Posted by: suckball MSM at May 19, 2015 05:55 PM (uctT+)

198 >>and remember that press conference she had in 1994: when asked if she shouldn't have know that something would have looked wrong, she smiled and replied "oh, well, woulda coulda shoulda..."

Don't remember that one, but I do remember her first prost-Lewinsky scandal interview where she told Matt Lauer, in that same arrogant manner, that "these allegations will not be proved true." Like almost every Columbo criminal when cornered: so what if I did? You can't PROVE it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 05:56 PM (V7QeA)

199 So, Mrs. Clinton, do you miss your soul, or is it just one of those things?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2015 05:56 PM (+YMhA)

200 She thinks it doesn't matter how she treats the press. She knows everyone hates them

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

201 mau_suit@clintonemail.com

I thought what Hillary wore is called a Mao suit, not a mau suit.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (jhqr1)

202 So, Mrs. Clinton, is it difficult having shit for brains when you just want people to hand over their money and votes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (+YMhA)

203 Everyone around her relies on her favor in order to gain financial advantage. Everyone. Even her son in law
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

Or as hillary affectionally calls him " The hebe turkey baster"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (/tNwW)

204 From the woman who gave you "vast right wing conspiracy"

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

205 {{{still shuddering over the spider}}}

With all the rain there are huge spiders webbed across the doors of the shop almost every morning. They have hundreds of offspring the size of a pencil point at birth which fall from the rafters in bunches from time to time but at least once a day. So they fall into you hair and wander around your neck and face before you can swat them off...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (eOpVe)

206 Why should she respect the media?

They completely whored themselves to her when they almost unanimously ignored Benghazi.

Posted by: River Guide at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (RJMhd)

207 but not as creepy as Hillary...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 19, 2015 05:58 PM (eOpVe)

208 Ms. Clinton, when you penned all those love letters to Saul Alinsky, did he return your love?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 05:58 PM (MX7TD)

209 Mrs. Clinton, which third-world hell hole is a better ~~graft~~ investment opportunity... Haiti, or Libya?

Posted by: CNBC at May 19, 2015 05:58 PM (dPSXC)

210 While I may not understand the nuances of Hillary Clinton's accomplishments, and I'm sure there must be a couple, the fact that she lacks a penis is the most important part of her quest for the Presidency.

History shows us, over and over, that the absence of a penis produces the best leader.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 19, 2015 05:58 PM (xQX/f)

211 Mrs. Clinton... granny panties or Depends?

Posted by: MTV at May 19, 2015 05:50 PM (dPSXC)

Who is brave enough to find out?

Posted by: The Deliniated Hat at May 19, 2015 05:59 PM (7YlUk)

212 Not being a big fan of Carly Fiorina, but at least she appears to be hungry for the job. Pantsuit, OTOH, just acts like the presidency is DUE her, you see.

Seething...

Posted by: fly gal at May 19, 2015 05:59 PM (8TdcF)

213 Ms. Clinton, when you were fired from the Watergate Commission for unethical conduct, did you ever get your revenge on their asses?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 06:00 PM (MX7TD)

214 Lizzy: "Really wish the reporter had then offered to email her his questions."

Brilliant!

Reporter: "Hey, Hillary!! To which address should we email our questions?"

I think her cold heart would pretty much shatter right there from the panic/epinephrine rush.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:00 PM (1CroS)

215 At the time of their funerals you knew it was a terrorist attack and who did it

Why did you lie to the families in front of the coffins, and to the American people

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

216 Ms. Clinton. Why did you have Vince Foster killed?

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 06:00 PM (/HX7u)

217 I thought I just recently heard that hrod17 came into being because the other one was found to be hacked.
I worked e-mail security for a while. I'm just...I don't.....(Shrugs)
What difference does it make anymore.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:01 PM (9iR5/)

218
Well, Obastard ran 2 successful campaigns never revealing anything at all, except to Joe the Plumber and a few accidental recordings of stupid shit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2015 06:01 PM (ODxAs)

219 Why was the state department delivering American weapons to ISIS in Bemghazi?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

220 Ms. Clinton, is your daughter actually a Gorgon?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 19, 2015 06:01 PM (eOpVe)

221 Hillary wins in 2016 and is reelected in 2020.

Mooch wins in 2024 and again in 2028.

Chelsea skates in in 2032, easily wins reelection in 2036.

Malia and Sasha run as a team in 2040, it's a romp, and with Malia as preezy, win again in 2044.

They swap. This time Sasha is running for preezy, with Malia along as veeper. The ticket is an easy winner in 2048 and again in 2052.

Because vaginas.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 19, 2015 06:02 PM (U6f54)

222 Ms. Clinton, have you ended your war on women yet, or has Bill waved the white flag for you?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:02 PM (1CroS)

223 Aren't you responsible for creating ISIS by arming militants to oust Assad and Gaddaffi

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

224 Aren't you responsible for the instability in Iraq, Syria and Libya?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

225 Ms. Clinton, which US Ambassador and security detail will you have killed next?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:04 PM (1CroS)

226 Ms. Clinton, how the hell do you find so many dishonest hacks to surround yourself with? And do you keep a list of them in a binder of any sort?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 06:04 PM (MX7TD)

227 And by 2052, whoever is left is living in a grim grey world, at least that part of it that's not radioactive or under Sharia law. Hunger Games on steroids. Or Agenda 21.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:04 PM (9iR5/)

228 Is Huma Weiner your liaison to Muslim Brotherhood?

Did she come up with the idea to blame a film maker?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:05 PM (zOTsN)

229 Ms. Clinton, is an intern sometimes just a humidor?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:05 PM (XWo4d)

230 Ms. Clinton, please define the words "dead broke".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:06 PM (1CroS)

231 Mrs Clinton what did you do the night of Benghazi? Where was the President?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

232 Ms. Clinton, is that swishing sound when you walk made by the legs of your pantsuit or your cankles?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:07 PM (XWo4d)

233 I refuse to post a comment here until you take down that creepy ugly lady with the giant incisors picture on the sidebar.

Posted by: Joey 'Two-Scoops' Biden at May 19, 2015 06:07 PM (8td12)

234 Ms. Clinton, how ever did you dodge all those bullets on the tarmac without your walker or exoskeleton?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:07 PM (1CroS)

235 Mrs Clinton does Sydney Blumenthal have a security clearance?

Didn't you violate federal law by discussing classified matters with him and giving him classified material?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:07 PM (zOTsN)

236 AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's plants at May 19, 2015 06:08 PM (0HooB)

237 Mrs. Clinton, you haven't gone to pander at any black churches yet. Are you in fact some ways tarrrrred?

Posted by: Minority Report...er at May 19, 2015 06:08 PM (dPSXC)

238 Senator Clinton,

Considering your were part of an administration that received a stable Iraq and allowed it to become a raging, genocidal disaster, what exactly would you do if elected that you didn't do while Secretary of State?

*BIG OLE MICROPHONE *

Posted by: theoretical "journalist" at May 19, 2015 06:08 PM (uctT+)

239
ever use this one?

"Since Jesus was a corporal."

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 06:08 PM (D0CMn)

240 Mrs Clinton didn't you violate federal law by discussing classified matters on your private emails?

Mrs Clinton can you confirm that these emails have been hacked?

Have you been informed of any other hacks?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:09 PM (zOTsN)

241 Ms. Clinton, is there anything you absolutely wouldn't do for money?

Please be specific.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 06:09 PM (MX7TD)

242 hillary how is your phony negro accent doing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 06:09 PM (/tNwW)

243 Ms. Clinton, which is easier to launder: Bill's assless chaps or CGI bribes?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:10 PM (1CroS)

244 231 Mrs Clinton what did you do the night of Benghazi? Where was the President?
Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:06 PM (zOTsN)
***************

This is what I really want to know more than anything.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 19, 2015 06:10 PM (vgIRn)

245
For instance, if someone asks how long Vic has been around, you'd say since Jesus was a corporal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 06:10 PM (D0CMn)

246 Have you been informed of any other hacks?

Posted by: ThunderB

Maya Angelou?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:10 PM (XWo4d)

247 Mrs. Clinton, what laws apply to you?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 06:11 PM (V7QeA)

248 Mrs. Clinton, which way would you prefer my hair to be cut for our hearings... short and spikey down the middle, or the sorta-mullet?

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at May 19, 2015 06:11 PM (dPSXC)

249 Mrs Clinton how many donors to the Clinton Foundation also had business dealing pending with the federal governent or were seeking state department approval on issues?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:11 PM (zOTsN)

250 I have a question for Bill's wife...

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:11 PM (XWo4d)

251 Mrs Clinton, only a small fraction of your foundation's money ever reaches the poor. Why don't you love the poor as much as you love the rich?

Posted by: Feh at May 19, 2015 06:12 PM (Uk9e2)

252 My boss is out of town. I think I'll leave 2 hours early. So long, Horde.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 19, 2015 06:12 PM (fMQoG)

253 Mrs. Clinton, where do broken hearts go? Do they find their way home?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 19, 2015 06:12 PM (vgIRn)

254 Ms. Clinton, is that swishing sound when you walk made by the legs of your pantsuit or your cankles?>>>

Depends

Posted by: Hillary at May 19, 2015 06:12 PM (+exqw)

255 Mrs. Clinton, do you intend to do outreach to Senator Warren's tribe?

Posted by: Jmel at May 19, 2015 06:13 PM (cfFqn)

256 Mrs Clinton General David Petraeus has been tried and convicted for a much more minor security lapse.

Are you afraid of being criminally prosecuted?

Are you afraid you allowed state secrets to be hacked?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:13 PM (zOTsN)

257 Help!

I'm up to my neck in crack and cankles!!

Posted by: Hillary's talking pantsuit at May 19, 2015 06:14 PM (RJMhd)

258 While I'm committed to a penis-free Presidential choice in 2016, I'll await news from Bruce Jeener before casting my votes.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton Supporter at May 19, 2015 06:14 PM (xQX/f)

259 Mrs Clinton, when will your war on your husband's women end?

Posted by: Feh at May 19, 2015 06:14 PM (Uk9e2)

260 Mrs Clinton what were your discussions with the president the night of Benghazi!

Who else did he confer with?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

261 204 From the woman who gave you "vast right wing conspiracy"

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

Thank you Hillary!

Well, without the 'vast.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 06:14 PM (XAFOu)

262 Mrs. Clinton, did you shoot a man in Ft. Marcy Park just to watch him die?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2015 06:15 PM (YFFpo)

263 Mrs. Clinton... longbows or crossbows?

Posted by: Moron reporter at May 19, 2015 06:15 PM (dPSXC)

264 If you guys knew what we know, you'd be on your knees begging her to quit the race.

We've seen shit that'd turn you WHITE!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's plants at May 19, 2015 06:15 PM (0HooB)

265 Talk about one creep ass cracka.

Posted by: Rachel at May 19, 2015 06:15 PM (HstNY)

266 Mrs. Clinton, Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Are you aware of who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 19, 2015 06:15 PM (V+kmg)

267 Mrs Clinton why did the state department approve an agreement for your brother, Tony Clinton, to have exclusive mining rights in Africa, when his firm has zero experience mining?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:16 PM (zOTsN)

268 Ms. Clinton, will you rename Obamacare to Hillary!care seeing as you were such a strong, perhaps the strongest, advocate for Federal takeover of the health insurance industry and risk Obama's wrath?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:16 PM (1CroS)

269 Mrs. Clinton, are Huma and ValJar the same entity? How can you tell them apart?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:16 PM (9iR5/)

270 That bike seat and Hilary's ass should not be in the same room since they don't go together.

Posted by: NCKate at May 19, 2015 06:17 PM (tpaSF)

271 Mrs. Clinton, as POTUS will being unconscious in a pool of your own vomit prevent you from answering that important 3 a.m. phone call?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

272 Mrs Clinton were you aware of Mr Blumenthals financial interests in Libya and Syria?

Were you concerned Mr Blumenthals financial interests may have affected the advice he gave you?

Why not?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:18 PM (zOTsN)

273 Wait...whT the hell, her brother is angling to be a miner in Africa?

Jeebus.

Posted by: River Guide at May 19, 2015 06:18 PM (RJMhd)

274 Ms. Clinton. Hardwood or carpet?

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 06:18 PM (/HX7u)

275 **appears in back of room in a swirling mist**

Are you a god?

Posted by: Gozer, the Gozerian at May 19, 2015 06:19 PM (dPSXC)

276 Mrs Clinton why is the Clinton Initiative so heavily invested in your son in laws hedge fund?

Mrs Clinton are you concerned about the appearance of impropriety?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

277 River Guide, her brother's company got one of only two gold mining contracts awarded by the Haitian government in the last half century.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:19 PM (9iR5/)

278 They have name placards. Anyone know who these ordinary Americans are?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 06:20 PM (XAFOu)

279 Ms. Clinton, how many concussions can we expect from you in your maneuver to avoid critique? Please narrow to the closest dozen.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:20 PM (1CroS)

280 Mrs. Clinton, will no one rid you of this meddlesome press?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 19, 2015 06:20 PM (vgIRn)

281 Mrs Clinton why is the Clinton Initiative so heavily invested in your son in laws hedge fund?

I was wondering if anyone had heard from Chelsea's sperm donor lately.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 19, 2015 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

282 I now have a question for the demons possessing Ms. Clinton, how many of you are in there?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:21 PM (XWo4d)

283 274 Ms. Clinton. Hardwood or carpet?

Hardwood. I don't need to be spitting hairs all morning.

Posted by: HRod69@seekretemail.com at May 19, 2015 06:21 PM (Mi8dt)

284 Thanks Old Blue!

I missed that one somehow.

Posted by: River Guide at May 19, 2015 06:22 PM (RJMhd)

285 Mrs Clinton why do you suppose corporations paid you a quarter of a million dollars to give a speech?

Were you not concerned about the appearance of a quid pro quo?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

286 Since people who aren't fans or boot lickers of Hillary will ever be invited to these carefully staged events, there must be a way to circumvent them, Find out where she's going to be-if you can-and stand outside the venue with signs with questions or statements such as, "Hillary lied, Bengahzi 4 died". Put questions of the back of your car, post in on flyers and put it around your town, put questions on whiteboards, put sticky notes in ppaers-anything to get attention to questions that are simply not be asked and these are very good questions they posters have here, but it would be better if we didn't simply talk to ourselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 06:24 PM (1sJza)

287
Ha. An article at wz of isis trying to recruit with kit-kats and snickers bars. Presumably made by evil capitalist dog kaffirs.

click on nic

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2015 06:24 PM (ODxAs)

288 Ms. Clinton, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck wasn't making a payment to your slush fund?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 06:24 PM (1CroS)

289 Ms. Clinton. Do you like tacos?

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 06:25 PM (/HX7u)

290 Meant "Won't ever be invited...."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 06:25 PM (1sJza)

291 278 They have name placards. Anyone know who these ordinary Americans are?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 06:20 PM (XAFOu)

Mere evidence that the left is much better (or worse, depending on your point of view) at the interwebs than us.

Were these Republican "panelists," their jobs, home addresses, mothers' phone numbers, arrest records, speeding tickets, credit card numbers and children's names and school-bus schedules would be all over the planet within hours.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 19, 2015 06:25 PM (vgIRn)

292 Sen. Clinton,

Why shouldn't all taxpayers be allowed to refile three years worth of tax returns without any penalty?

Posted by: theoretical journalist at May 19, 2015 06:26 PM (uctT+)

293 Ms. Clinton, when you heard Bill Clinton had been named "Father of the Year", you probably shit a quart of Ensure, am I right?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:26 PM (XWo4d)

294 Because vaginas.

What about Kennedy vaginas? Are we now only electing Clinton/Obama vaginas?

And what about the Hispanic vaginas?

Posted by: HRod69@seekretemail.com at May 19, 2015 06:27 PM (Mi8dt)

295 I'm all out of questions. Thank you so much, Ms. Clinton. I'm hoping next time you'll answer them.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 06:29 PM (/HX7u)

296 Mrs Clinton are you concerned about your husbands extra curricular activities derailing your presidency should you both return to the white house?

Why not?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:29 PM (zOTsN)

297
Mrs. Clinton, will you have a full vag ticket now that you talk about smashing the glass ceiling?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2015 06:30 PM (ODxAs)

298 Madam Secretary, Senator: Do you think a male candidate would have to suffer the indignities of these unfounded, malicious accusations against you? And what would you say to the sexist, mysogynist bigots who level them? And I wanna take this opportunity to thank you for your service. Thank you!

Posted by: Everyday American at May 19, 2015 06:30 PM (CpiLj)

299 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Choice
Clinic think Hillary Cliton would be a great Present and 1000 times better then that idiot Bush. Bush lied to our Black Presdent and also dislikes Blacks. Bush should be put in jail and never be left out of what he did to Healthcare and the Economy.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 19, 2015 06:30 PM (lNSdJ)

300 Mrs. Clinton, Johnny Walker or Canadian Club?

Just kidding.

Walker or wheelchair?

Posted by: fly gal at May 19, 2015 06:30 PM (8TdcF)

301 Mrs. Clinton, is it true that George Snuffleupagus has to pry you and Huma apart with a crowbar because of all the suction generated when you two scissor?

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:30 PM (9iR5/)

302 The media is going to go bonkers...

She is making FUN of them.... being sarcastic...

and then dismisses them like children...

This is a defining moment for the US Press... will they take this crap because... democrat?

Or will they stand up, and remain relevant to the conversation.

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 19, 2015 06:31 PM (qh617)

303 293 Shit-a-Quart Is her Indian name.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at May 19, 2015 06:31 PM (RJMhd)

304 Mrs. Clinton, what laws apply to you?

The law of gravity, for sure.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 19, 2015 06:31 PM (sH832)

305 Mrs. Clinton, if one high-speed train leaves Port au-Prince at 1:00 p.m. headed north at 150 mph and another high-speed train leaves Cap Hatien at 1:30 p.m. headed south at 110 mph, how much money will your brother collect from the Haitian government in railroad development fees?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

306 Mrs Clinton knowing what you know now, would you have still given guns to ISIS militants in Benghazi?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:32 PM (zOTsN)

307 The press will just pretend she doesn't dismiss them at every opportunity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 06:32 PM (1sJza)

308 Hillary Cliton would be a great Present
-------
Out of the mouths of true believers. Heh.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 19, 2015 06:32 PM (9iR5/)

309 Or will they stand up, and remain relevant to the conversation.

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 19, 2015 06:31 PM (qh617)

TFG makes them wait every time and talks down to them.

They won't change.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 19, 2015 06:32 PM (XAFOu)

310 303
293 Shit-a-Quart Is her Indian name.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren

Sid Blumenthal's Indian name is Running Sore.

Posted by: pep at May 19, 2015 06:32 PM (LAe3v)

311 Mrs Clinton do you coordinate with George stefanapolis on massaging?

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

312 And what about the Hispanic vaginas?

Aye, yay yay yay yay yay yay! Arriba!

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at May 19, 2015 06:33 PM (8ZskC)

313 Bush's Indian name is "Who-Flung-Poo" because he stunk as Presdent and also hurt Persons of Color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 19, 2015 06:33 PM (lNSdJ)

314 Nood Ace open thread

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 19, 2015 06:34 PM (uiVGU)

315 Secretary Clinton, did you have lackeys kick the old folks out of their homes in that Whitewater real estate scam, or did you do it personally for kicks?

Posted by: Jimmy Olsen, Cub Reporter at May 19, 2015 06:34 PM (wjzWP)

316 Mary aren't you late for your bikini wax appointment

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 19, 2015 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

317 >>This is a defining moment for the US Press... will they take this crap because... democrat?

A] They didn't get all that butthurt when Holder was secretly tapping the AP or James Rosen's phones

B] This was directed at Fox's Ed Henry, so they likely see it as "Oooh, burn on Fox!" *high-fives* because they're too stupid to notice she disdains them just as much as Fox.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 06:35 PM (V7QeA)

318 Hillary Cliton would be a great Present

Great typo, sock. She'll be a great Present, alright. She'll either vote "present" and do nothing of any good or she'll be an even bigger present to corruption and kleptocracy than Obama is. Probably both

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 06:37 PM (1sJza)

319 The road to fascism will be double speed under Hillary. She is very mean person and has no problem destroying other women's lives. Hates the military. Is power hungry and driven by her quest to be super rich.

If she wins it is the end of the country as we know it.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 19, 2015 06:37 PM (TV9BR)

320 "Cleptocratiic Conniving Clintons. You've heard of the KKK, This is the CCC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2015 06:38 PM (1sJza)

321 On this day, 479 years ago, Anne Boleyn was executed. Poor Anne! She did not deserve it.
Yes, she did!
https://twitter.com/KngHnryVIII

Posted by: zombie henry viii at May 19, 2015 06:43 PM (kivUY)

322 Ms. Clinton, do you roll the toilet paper off the front of the roll or the back of the roll at you house. Or do you just scoot your ass across the carpet?

Posted by: Dang at May 19, 2015 06:44 PM (XWo4d)

323 Late to this thread but all I can say is "You motherf*^king c*nt. Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Posted by: LGoPs at May 19, 2015 06:47 PM (Y3pji)

324 There's a reason she likes to talk to her "plants".
She's not much smarter than a potted geranium.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 19, 2015 06:57 PM (Sda6L)

325 ...scrunts gotta scrunt.

Posted by: The Toilet Wall at May 19, 2015 06:57 PM (Mj3Lx)

326 She reminds me of some relatives, and not in a good way. Arrogant and rude...

Posted by: Baldy at May 19, 2015 07:19 PM (sEXjW)

327
26
On this day, 479 years ago, Anne Boleyn was executed. Poor Anne! She did not deserve it.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 05:22 PM (iQIUe)

I once owned the album The Six Wives of Henry the VIII by Rick Wakeman. Unfortunately I remember nothing about it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2015 07:22 PM (2Yf0y)

328 This is how you run an uncontested race for your party's nomination...and eventually win the presidency.

Posted by: Truth at May 19, 2015 09:10 PM (OkuIv)

329 I wonder what Lady Macbeth would have been like at a press conference?

...Oh, wait. No, I don't wonder anymore.

Posted by: RKae at May 19, 2015 09:27 PM (aKzkl)

330 Why does Hillary wear clothing made from upholstery fabric? She does, you know. Keep an eye out. She is not dressed; she's upholstered.

Posted by: elisheba at May 19, 2015 09:46 PM (uus3S)

331 Why does Hillary wear clothing made from upholstery fabric?

----

Her designer is Herb Tarlek.

Posted by: RKae at May 19, 2015 10:52 PM (aKzkl)

332 Shit I am learning in Wisconsin .... Joe Pa was framed.

Biting my tongue.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 19, 2015 10:55 PM (1XuuE)

333 Can I type "cunt" in the comments?

Posted by: Justfactualthings at May 19, 2015 11:38 PM (oCxXI)

334 Psychotic narcissistic control freak.

Posted by: Esqbt at May 20, 2015 02:35 AM (K29Iy)

335 I thought the headline said she was talking to her PANTS....lmao

Posted by: adsila at May 20, 2015 10:41 AM (AR612)

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