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BREAKING: Men Like Beer And Attractive Women

Guys! Guys! Think Progress has a major scoop....men go to places like Twin Peaks and Hooters to look at attractive women and not to have deep, meaningful conversations with the waitresses.

Game Status: Changed!

Twin Peaks attributes its success to a basic understanding of the sexes. “Men are simple creatures and so you don’t have to get too crazy to get them in the door,” Kristen Colby, the director of marketing for Twin Peaks franchise, told the Huffington Post earlier this year. She said that beer, sports, and beautiful women are all it takes.

Fact check says: No shit.

TP seems to think this is insulting...to men.

But the restaurant chain’s internal memo aimed at “guys-guys” is a reminder that deeply entrenched gender roles can also impact men. In a society where men are assumed to be “simple creatures” who never want to talk about they’re thinking or feeling, there isn’t a lot of room for more nuanced explorations of masculinity — something that researchers confirm has demonstrably negative consequences for men’s health.

It's not that men "never" want to have serious conversations. It's that they don't really want to have them at a downscale chain restaurant with women they don't know and probably wouldn't come across in any other situation.

The idea that men will be insulted that marketers are capitalizing on the idea we have egos and like to have them stroked (even in a phony way) by hot women to escape the pressure of the day is laughable. This is why guys GO TO PLACES LIKE THIS. It's a feature, not a bug. The only people who are surprised by the nature of the transaction at work here are the type of people who write and read Think Progress.

Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.

Posted by: DrewM. at 01:21 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:22 PM (qSIlh)

2
Not liberals. Totalitarians.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 01:22 PM (D0CMn)

3 Third.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:23 PM (UnJ7w)

4 Um, Drew? There are two posts, exactly alike.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:24 PM (WIUGG)

5
My idea for an ice cream joint called Cones is superb, if Ido say so myself.

The girls were cone shaped tops and mini skirts for bottoms.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 01:24 PM (D0CMn)

6 i'm seeing double...

gimme another beer!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2015 01:24 PM (pZtrP)

7 If I want to see girls boobs, I'll just go to the strip club and skip the awful food.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 19, 2015 01:24 PM (MW1Qb)

8 Um, Drew? There are two posts, exactly alike.
Posted by: m



It was worth saying twice.

Men like beer and attractive women.

There you go, said it again.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (RFeQD)

9 Joncelli want beer and french fries and chicks with big chest. Joncelli not want talk. Twin Peaks understand. Liberal stupid nancy boy.

Posted by: joncelli at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

10 I'm thinking that I'm glad Bruce Jenner didn't throw like a girl when he was in the Olympics. Or is that sexist?

But I probably missed the point entirely.

Posted by: Just sayin' at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (m2j2I)

11 Why would I want a deep meaningful conversation with anyone at the bar? I just want a beer and to see what game is on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

12 Collapsed into one.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (WIUGG)

13 Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.

The Soviet Man is perfect, comrade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (uctT+)

14 whereas women want to go to wine and cheese parties and discuss "Mrs Dalloway" and "Beloved" while listening Johnny Mathis and Perry Como.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (qSIlh)

15
Oh and get this, the girls at Cones wear raspberry berets and bobby sox.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (D0CMn)

16 New liberal chain restaurant:

Flat-liners

Featuring flat-chested waitresses who insult male customers, with feminist one-liners.

"Is that a AAA battery in your pocket -- or are you just planning to rape me?

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (jBuUi)

17 Oops. Posted this on the wrong one.

https://tinyurl.com/kc4a6n3

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (zoehZ)

18 a lot of room for more nuanced explorations of masculinity - something that researchers confirm has demonstrably negative consequences for men's health.



And if there's one thing Reds care about, it's mens' health. #WarOnMen.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (oKE6c)

19 it's a radical postectomy!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (pZtrP)

20
"beer, sports, and beautiful women"

I bet the men all pee standing up there too. Yuck. I'll never go there.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (OD2ni)

21 I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise!

Posted by: Iago at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (h4vJk)

22 Oh and Libs are pussies.

Posted by: Just sayin' at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (m2j2I)

23 Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.


So basically, they're all Moo Moo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (8ZskC)

24
A federal court judge Tuesday morning ordered the State Department to devise a schedule for releasing Hillary Clinton's emails on a rolling basis,rejecting a proposalthe department made hours earlier to release all 55,000 pages on January 15, 2016.

US District Court Judge Rudolph Contreras also ordered the State Department to set an exact datefor releasing 296 emails about the 2012 attacks on the American diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya. Those records were turned over to Republican lawmakers late last year and are the subject of a congressional investigation into the incident. Government lawyers said in court Tuesday morning thatthey expected these emails to be released withindays or weeks

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (zOTsN)

25 This whole time I thought Twin Peaks was a bizarre and peculiar 80's television show developed, written, and directed by David Lynch.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (UnJ7w)

26 "men go to places like Twin Peaks and Hooters to look at attractive women"

Yeah, "attractive."

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:26 PM (WIUGG)

27 just got a call fund raising for Rubio

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)

28 Thousands of titty bars... all microaggressing me.

Here sugar let me slip another bill in there...

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (9R4HJ)

29 I don't know.

This Twin Peaks Server of the Year seems both beautiful and intelligent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=ufKR780DTQQ&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (0cMkb)

30 How to get thrown out of a bar, and/or getting your ass kicked: insist on chatting up the waitresses and keeping them from bringing the suds.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (oKE6c)

31 grand tetons was too obvious

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)

32 so who wants to open a place where guys can sit in onesies, drink hot cocoa and encourage people to get health coverage? I don't even want to think about what to call it.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (qSIlh)

33 27
just got a call fund raising for Rubio

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)

He called Hooters?

Posted by: Just sayin' at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM (m2j2I)

34 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (kff5f)

35 So Pajama Boy is not among the targeted demographic of Twin peaks amirite ?

Posted by: McCool at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (nCSwS)

36 Flat-liners

Featuring flat-chested waitresses who insult male customers, with feminist one-liners.

AKA "ball deflators."

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (WIUGG)

37 Is "Cockholsters" too obvious?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

38 MFM delenda est

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (kff5f)

39
Oh and get this, the girls at Cones wear raspberry berets and bobby sox.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (D0CMn)

------------------

Sounds good to me... *hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (HSmrB)

40 so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.


Posted by: DrewM.

Lizard People, FTW!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (VAsIq)

41 as was the Great Her me layas

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (zOTsN)

42 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (kff5f)

43 If I want to see girls boobs, I'll just go to the strip club and skip the awful food.


Not in VA. Stripers have to wear pasties.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (S+el1)

44 "more nuanced explorations of masculinity"

Is that new way of saying "a man that is exactly like a woman, but with a hairier chest"?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

45 I read a sort of funny comment on the whole Twin Peaks situation in the local paper.

Hooters waitress: "Yeah, it's just awful. I mean, a lot of the girls over there used to work here."

I am *shocked*.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (MYCIw)

46 Micro Brew aggressions

Posted by: billygoatpuke at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (l5QMI)

47 How Bout Them Jugs appealed only regionally

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (zOTsN)

48 Oh and get this, the girls at Cones wear raspberry berets and bobby sox.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Where'd you find that beret?

Posted by: Prince at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (VAsIq)

49 If I am going to have a serious conversation with friends it's a lot quieter in my garage and the beer s cheaper too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (aVYsC)

50 Great Big Knockers was confused for a hardware store

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (zOTsN)

51 Those kind of restaurants are for men whose wimmens won't get them a sammich

Posted by: Bigby's Index Finger at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (3ZtZW)

52 That wasn't supposed to get out.

Who said it was ok to let that out?

Shit. It'll take months to get this back under wraps.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (BZAd3)

53
"so who wants to open a place where guys can sit in onesies, drink hot cocoa and encourage people to get health coverage? I don't even want to think about what to call it."


Home?

Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (OD2ni)

54 The fight started in the shitter.

What, over a wide stance maybe?

Posted by: DM at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (j/tOh)

55 Maybe they should take a look at the goings on at Redneck Heaven and ABC nights. Where the waitresses wear 'Anything But Clothes'.

Posted by: CUS at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (wcLJG)

56 Read this mind blowing article about the connection between men, tits, and beer and be shocked to your very core!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (YFFpo)

57 So... what's their take on the Game of War commercials? You know, the ones that basically say "Kate Upton's Beautiful Boobies say, 'buy our game.'"

In general, guys don't *mind* being marketed to by "Kate Upton's Beautiful Boobies."

Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (kff5f)

58 so who wants to open a place where guys can sit in onesies, drink hot cocoa and encourage people to get health coverage? I don't even want to think about what to call it.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:27 PM


Let's see...we can bastardize a local ice cream shop's name, JP Licks, quite nicely. PJ Licks? Ewww...on second thought....

Posted by: Iago at May 19, 2015 01:29 PM (h4vJk)

59 Everybody knows men go to Hooters for the fried pickles, c'mon liberals.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:30 PM (UnJ7w)

60 FunBags might be a luggage store.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

61 I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

Posted by: The Dude at May 19, 2015 01:30 PM (SyKbw)

62
I doubt the waitresses want to have deep meaningful conversations with their customers, either.

So, it's a win-win!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (iQIUe)

63 "Twin Peaks?" Wasn't that just some cray-cray TV show?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (VAsIq)

64 I thought Twin Peaks was a restaurant like Hooters. You're saying it's a sports bar?

I didn't see 'food' in the equation, just beer and sports.
Beer served by attractive women.

Posted by: Chas Bud Flowers at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (YI9Ph)

65 See, this is what really annoys me about leftist men, though.

That redneck biker. Sure he may get in a shoot out, but at least he's honest about how he feels about boobs.

I do not trust men who swear up and down that they just have no interest in such things. Bull. Shit.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (MYCIw)

66 Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.

Yup.

There are many times I read something the Left wants to do or is shocked and stunned about and wonder "Have you ever met another person ever in the history of ever? And if not, how did you manage that amazing feat and can you teach me how to do that as well?"
.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (mf5HN)

67
Tuesday? More like Drew's Day.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

68 16 New liberal chain restaurant:

Flat-liners

Featuring flat-chested waitresses who insult male customers, with feminist one-liners.

"Is that a AAA battery in your pocket -- or are you just planning to rape me?
Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (jBuUi)


Two drink minimum, gentlemen. She's here all week. Try the veal!

Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (0Ocp9)

69 Off, parrot sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (h4vJk)

70 Drew Of Spades HQ!

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (CpiLj)

71 Mugs N Jugs

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (JtwS4)

72 What if men are thinking about beer, sports and women, and THAT'S ALSO WHAT WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

Mind: blown.

Posted by: Phinn at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (DLUnW)

73 Finger Lickin Chickn Breasts had a limited menu

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)

74 We had no idea....

Posted by: Tilted Kilt at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (V7QeA)

75 I thought Twin Peaks was a restaurant like Hooters. You're saying it's a sports bar?

Not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (kff5f)

76 "so who wants to open a place where guys can sit in onesies, drink hot cocoa and encourage people to get health coverage? I don't even want to think about what to call it."


Mommy's Couch

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

77 Think Progress is silly. Even *I* get this one.

Posted by: LIV at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (VAsIq)

78 ThinkProgress is teh ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (2Ojst)

79 Hell, I'm still trying to figure out what they are trying to sell in the Hannah and her horse commercials. So distracting.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (S+el1)

80 Nck is addicted to hooters hot wings
It's like meth to her

I'm addicted to the boobies

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (e+ZVx)

81 Me and my emails!

Posted by: Sir Hillary the cankle at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (15cCH)

82 Me and my emails!

Posted by: Sir Hillary the cankle at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (15cCH)

83
"Winnebagos" would be a great name for a place that sells....


...uh...


Winnebagos.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (0cMkb)

84 BREAKING: Men Like Beer And Attractive Women

***********



Boy-howdy, isn't that the truth. Guess I just never found the right one to settle down with. Who's up for a Zima?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (vgIRn)

85
What Her Melons! for the vegan set

wait

they don't do the lady gazing

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:32 PM (zOTsN)

86 "You're saying it's a sports bar?
"

I think it has food, but it's bar food. From what I understand it's pretty much the same model as hooters, but according to my BIL, with friendlier girls.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (MYCIw)

87 Tuesday? More like Drew's Day.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

Twosday.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (WIUGG)

88 I'd say about 1/3 of the restaurants in florida run on similar themes. Very blue collar, hoi polloi stuff. Not quite civilized enough for the new castrati.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (dFXmO)

89 I feel like I'm in a rut. Gonna put in an application to Saudi Arabia. If I get the job, I get to chop heads. Great practice for when TSHTF here and my services will be needed to reduce the carbon footprint of imbecile leftards not composted during the hostilities.

Posted by: maddogg at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)

90 "Drink Beer and Look At Tits" doesn't leave any room for ambiguity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

91 Men Like Beer And Attractive Women

This is horrible news.

Posted by: Feminists at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (Dwehj)

92 Wait, am I supposed to be offended by Hooter's hiring cute girls with big boobs who will talk with me a bit and try to upsell me to the cheesecake?

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ocf1)

93 The Think Progress author's idea of a sports bar: fruity drinks served by men in male figure skater garb. On the TV: well, you can figure it out.

Posted by: joncelli at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

94
"Everybody knows men go to Hooters for the fried pickles, c'mon liberals."


My wife actually likes going to Hooters for the Buffalo Shrimp. She thinks the outfits are harmless and cute. Of course, she is not a nutty SJW.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

95
I too frequent the Twin Peaks down the street. Now that I think of it, I've never seen one hipster there. Might be a sanctuary.


More research is required.

Posted by: Meric1837 at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (yrsus)

96 Because I'm a sensitive guy and because of the no touch policy, I sometimes tear up when I see a set of perfect boobs.

But mainly I tear up because of the no touch thingy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (MX7TD)

97 Welcome to my new restaurant, "Mom's Basement"!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (YFFpo)

98 >>>with friendlier girls.
Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (MYCIw)

Um, "friendlier"?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (WIUGG)

99 Burkasn Boobs Kabob Shack

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

100 Maybe there should be a chain called "My Eyes are up Here!"

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:35 PM (2Ocf1)

101 Think Progress's comrades prefer establishments where the staff hands them towels.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2015 01:35 PM (oKE6c)

102 >>BREAKING: Men Like Beer And Attractive Women

That is such patriarchal, cis-normative crap.

We prefer Slut Walks, performance art, and cuddling up to you whilst watching "Girls."

I know - I'm too damn good to be true!

Posted by: Your Feminist Boyfriend at May 19, 2015 01:35 PM (V7QeA)

103 this reminds me of a comment made ages ago by a humorist named Will Cuppy: people at the French royal court couldn't understand why Louis the 15th preferred the company of the young beautiful charming Madame DuBarry over all those old horsefaced countesses who had good manners.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (qSIlh)

104 "Um, "friendlier"?"

I did not delve.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (MYCIw)

105 Wait, am I supposed to be offended by Hooter's hiring cute girls with big boobs who will talk with me a bit and try to upsell me to the cheesecake?

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:34 PM (2Ocf1)



Some types of pandering I am susceptible to; in fact I insist on it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

106 100 Maybe there should be a chain called "My Eyes are up Here!"

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:35 PM (2Ocf1)

heh

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (WIUGG)

107 The Girl Scouts have someone on the payroll with the title: "Chief Girl Expert"

http://tinyurl.com/nx8h4vr

Apparently, she's come to the conclusion that boys who think they are girls ARE just as much girls as anyone.

"who are we to judge ?"

Posted by: McCool at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (nCSwS)

108 I'm afraid of Americans.

Posted by: David Bowie at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (UnJ7w)

109 Wait - it's Tuesday? Rapey Tuesday?

Where's the rape?

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (2Ocf1)

110 104 "Um, "friendlier"?"

I did not delve.
Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (MYCIw)

[Snort] She said delve.

Posted by: joncelli at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

111 The girls at Twin Peaks are good girls. They listen to me and laugh at my stories and have only threatened to sue me for sexual misconduct twice.

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (VAsIq)

112 Yesterday morning Mrs. E, one of my brothers, and I are eating breakfast at local waffle joint. Me and brother are talking about something when she said 'Did you guys see that?' We both reached for our specialized 'tools' and swiveled the place. She said 'That girl sitting next table over just pulled off her shirt.' We both locked in to where she pointed and saw nothing but 3 girls and a 'guy'. Mrs. E said 'She was showing off a new tattoo. I can't believe you 2 didn't notice.' Sad but true.

Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (go5uR)

113 I believe I mentioned this yesterday.



What can't tits sell?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (0FSuD)

114 >>>104 I did not delve.
Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (MYCIw)

Um, "delve"?

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (WIUGG)

115 I like The Tilted Kilt, they actually have decent food.

Posted by: Xmas at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (xgz1F)

116 They need a place called big boobs and beef

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (e+ZVx)

117 It might surprise you, but I for one do not condone such establishments and thus I am living proof that not all men are drawn to such dubious dens of female exploitation! I would welcome it if my fellow males showed a bit more dignity and moral awareness!

Posted by: Onesie-Boy with his hot Coco at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (CpiLj)

118 The retards over at (D)U and it's offshoot (D)iscUssionist post slop from this kindergarten all the time, as if it's some high level, sophisticated wisdom.

Of course, the fingerpainters fall for the shit, as they are the same people who think the media is completely right wing.

I laugh a lot, in between the mind-numbing headaches.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (mmlFU)

119 2
Not liberals. Totalitarians.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 01:22 PM (D0CMn)


Tomato, Tomahto...

Posted by: RomneyBot Since 2007 at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (ltQgi)

120 Well, we'd like to go there, but after listening to us for about five minutes, they beat the shit out of us and threw us through the windows.

Posted by: The Guys at Think Progress at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (YFFpo)

121 >>>Posted by: joncelli at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

jinx

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (WIUGG)

122 We prefer Slut Walks, performance art, and cuddling up to you whilst watching "Girls."


Our waitresses used to wear mattresses on their backs but they kept knocking over the drinks.

Posted by: The Rape Culture Bar & Grill at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

123 In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: Boots at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (l9mF2)

124 There are women with large breasts working at Hooters and Twin Peaks? I'll have to check that out!

Posted by: Afroman at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (eoF7z)

125 The Girl Scouts have someone on the payroll with the title: "Chief Girl Expert"


Posted by: McCool

I loaned this one out from my binder. Keep her.

Posted by: Mitt Romeny at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (VAsIq)

126 The Spearmint Rhino has nice young women and nice expensive drinks. Not much in the way of buffalo wings though.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (UnJ7w)

127 7
If I want to see girls boobs, I'll just go to the strip club and skip the awful food.




Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 19, 2015 01:24 PM (MW1Qb)


There is a strip club in CLT, The Gentleman's Club, that has a GREAT lunch buffet.

A friend told me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:38 PM (0FSuD)

128 109 Wait - it's Tuesday? Rapey Tuesday?

Where's the rape?
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (2Ocf1)

In the culture. In entertainment. In paintings. In the way you drive your car. In paying too much attention or not enough attention to a woman, as subjectively defined by her. It's everywhere, all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (2Ojst)

129
"I know - I'm too damn good to be true!"


You know it.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (OD2ni)

130 This is insulting!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (FdTDf)

131 What can't tits sell?


Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (0FSuD)
Democratic presidential nomination?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (S+el1)

132 "nuanced explorations of masculinity"

People who say things like that are breaking the law...of parsimony

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (5DdVJ)

133
if they had their way we would all be in burkas

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

134 It might surprise you, but I for one do not condone such establishments and thus I am living proof that not all men are drawn to such dubious dens of female exploitation! I would welcome it if my fellow males showed a bit more dignity and moral awareness!

Posted by: Onesie-Boy with his hot Coco at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (CpiLj)


You got stuffed into your locker a lot, didn't you?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

135 What can't tits sell?

Posted by: Nip Sip

We'll buy our merchandise somewhere else.

Posted by: Upscale Gay Couple at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (VAsIq)

136 You said rape twice.

Posted by: Afroman at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (eoF7z)

137 @16 - the part you missed is the guy at the door who carefully manages the demographics of the customers.

"We're not racist, we just don't want too many of the wrong people inside."

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (o+SC1)

138 116 They need a place called big boobs and beef
Posted by: navypopojojo at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (e+ZVx)

A tranny bar? No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (2Ojst)

139 @136 - that's okay, he said the whole POST twice...

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (o+SC1)

140 Actually, make that beer, boobs and guns.
Yeah, we discovered this decades ago.

Posted by: Hollywood at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (V7QeA)

141 Posted by: McCool at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (nCSwS)

Heard about this. As a father of a daughter- f*ck that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (kff5f)

142 What can't tits sell?


Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (0FSuD)

Democratic presidential nomination?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:39 PM (S+el1)


The Hell you say!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (2Ocf1)

143 You said rape twice.

Posted by: Afroman

It's Twosday!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

144 "But the restaurant chain's internal memo aimed at "guys-guys" is a
reminder that deeply entrenched gender roles can also impact men."
======

Back in the old days, we used to refer to "deeply entrenched gender roles" as "human nature".

Posted by: mrp at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (JBggj)

145 I know, I know, this is making light of a terrible situation blah blah blah but this is also more or less one of the first things I thought when I heard that the biker gang shootout may have been over a parking dispute.

http://bit.ly/1PUf3T5

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

146 @127 - do all the girls wear sneeze guards?

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (o+SC1)

147 It's been a long time since I've had some Hooter's hot wings. This weekend I shall pay them an unannounced visit.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (/HX7u)

148 The Hell you say!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Umm...those no longer qualify.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

149 Umm...those no longer qualify.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

Those are dirty pillows.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (UnJ7w)

150 Well, now I understand why the five biker gangs picked Twin Peaks as a meeting place to negotiate sales territories. Apparently the negotiations didn't go well.

Posted by: Chas Bud Flowers at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (YI9Ph)

151 do all the girls wear sneeze guards?


Nature provides

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (S+el1)

152
"You got stuffed into your locker a lot, didn't you?"


I believe he was one of the guys being tossed out of the window by Ogre. "There's your roommate, pal!"

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (OD2ni)

153 Where's the rape?
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:36 PM (2Ocf1)


It's everywhere, Comrade, as evidenced by your white privilege. We're going to fix that.

Soon.

Posted by: Happy Fun Camp at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (mmlFU)

154 I knew a Hooter's waitress who was a double major in physics and math, and that was in Houston (she was UH).

You want scary conversations with Hooter's waitresses, go to the one in Huntsville, Alabama. Mostly astronomy grad students from UAH who are making side money from their NASA internships. They found a long time ago they could get the MSFC and Redstone crowds in there if they hired the smart AND hot ones. Travis Taylor even worked it into one of his novels.

The ones up here by Fort Campbell tend to be either APSU sorority girls or the better Army wives- Crossfit-addicted lieutenant spouses who haven't had kids yet and such.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (wz4E+)

155 Looks like someone at ThinkProgress watched the Mad Men marathon last weekend.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (nFdGS)

156 I'm perfectly OK with being thought simple. In fact, the sooner we get that out of the way, the sooner you'll understand me.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (XUKZU)

157 @144 - speaking of what many of us would regard as a normal human reaction to stimuli:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3088025/

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (o+SC1)

158 It's been a long time since I've had some Hooter's hot wings. This weekend I shall pay them an unannounced visit.

Posted by: Soona

And to hell with court orders, amirite?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (VAsIq)

159
mattress girl did bring her mattress on stage at graduation

and they let her

shes disgusting

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

160 The Hell you say!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 19, 2015 01:40 PM (2Ocf1)


Nice setup huh?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (S+el1)

161 154 I knew a Hooter's waitress who was a double major

"Double" major.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (WIUGG)

162 BONUS: the chance of encountering a male, female, or indeterminate gender person of the liberal persuasion at one of these fine establishments is ZERO.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (6rLSO)

163 Wait, am I supposed to be offended by Hooter's hiring cute girls with big boobs who will talk with me a bit and try to upsell me to the cheesecake?

Hmm, apparently all these years I've been doing it wrong.

Oh well, who gives a shit. Amber! Another round of brews!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (0HooB)

164 In other news, did you know that marketers make female versions of the same damn products that men use? It works because women are simple minded and like things that confirm their femininity. OMG! Let's freak out now.

Posted by: Ken in NH at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (MqjGP)

165 Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at May 19, 2015 01:42 PM (wz4E+)

*Furiously scribbles notes.***

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (UnJ7w)

166 148 The Hell you say!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Umm...those no longer qualify.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

They probably look like those six-foot tubes of bologna before they get cut down for the deli counter.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (2Ojst)

167 138
116 They need a place called big boobs and beef

Posted by: navypopojojo at May 19, 2015 01:37 PM (e+ZVx)

Democrat "bears" ? http://tinyurl.com/ad6qwl

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (0FSuD)

168 I knew boobs were gonna get worked into one of these threads...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (Bn6aD)

169 Apparently the negotiations didn't go well.

-
Apparently four of the nine killed were killed by cops. And just as they were turning their lives around.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (XUKZU)

170 "when I heard that the biker gang shootout may have been over a parking dispute. "

Supposedly the fight was really about the Cossacks wearing a "Texas" patch on their leathers without getting permission from the Bandidos.

Because of course it was.

I mean, it's more complex than that and involves the Cossacks making moves towards aligning with the Hells Angels or something, but apparently that Texas patch was *really* pissing people off.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (MYCIw)

171 mattress girl did bring her mattress on stage at graduation

and they let her


Fake rape victims are an important element of an inclusive and diverse campus population.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (8ZskC)

172 They probably look like those six-foot tubes of bologna before they get cut down for the deli counter.

Posted by: Insomniac

This is the real Deflategate Scandal. #BringBackOurGirls!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (VAsIq)

173 89 I feel like I'm in a rut. Gonna put in an application to Saudi Arabia. If I get the job, I get to chop heads. Great practice for when TSHTF here and my services will be needed to reduce the carbon footprint of imbecile leftards not composted during the hostilities.
Posted by: maddogg at May 19, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)

==========
Dude, they use a sword - not an axe.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (iQIUe)

174
umm

what about those gay bars with go go boys

how do they feel about that?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)

175 Hooters are an endangered in Columbus, I think they have one left.

Anybody been to the tilted Kilt? And no it's not men in short Kilts.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (CxEX+)

176 I'm perfectly OK with being thought simple. In fact, the sooner we get that out of the way, the sooner you'll understand me.

Exactly.

In fact, I've found many of the problems between men and women stem from the fact that men tend to be straight forward and simple (not stupid- simple. As in: not complex) and women tend to be... not.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (kff5f)

177 Best Hooters I have been to - Underground Atlanta (during one of it's boom times) - mostly Georgia Tech waitresses.

Worst - UofF - because you don't need to go to Hooters to see a bunch of cleavage in Gainesville.

Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (2Ocf1)

178 Racks and Ribs

Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (VndSC)

179 @165 - yeah, already printed off that post.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (o+SC1)

180 I'm still looking for funding for my new restaurant: Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (0HooB)

181 "They found a long time ago they could get the MSFC and Redstone crowds in there if they hired the smart AND hot ones. Travis Taylor even worked it into one of his novels.
"

My ex-sister in law was a hooters waitress. She was just a slut.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (MYCIw)

182 159 mattress girl did bring her mattress on stage at graduation
Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

Maybe it's the only friend she has left.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (WIUGG)

183 Hooters are an endangered in Columbus, I think they have one left.

----

That's tragic. It's my understanding they come in pairs, usually.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (VAsIq)

184
How about a Jane Austin theme restaurant? Something for the ladies and the men (have you seen those dresses?)

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (iQIUe)

185 "beer, sports, and beautiful women"

Throw in "murderous gunplay" and they'll have to open up a lot more franchises to keep up with demand.

Posted by: Jaws at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (Jktp1)

186 They just opened a Hooter's in Alabama, but it's called Cooter's.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (TF10X)

187 Guys don't go to a breastraunt to have meaningful conversations with women.

That's what titty bars are for.

Posted by: Phelps at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (rk1Dh)

188 I got invited by a Hooters waitress to a Hooters staff party as her date. A week after I got engaged....oh well I'm sure it wasn't any fun at all.

Posted by: Just sayin' at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (m2j2I)

189 You should link that Foxworthy joke about how all men want is a beer and to see something naked.

Posted by: JohnJ at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (TF/YA)

190 168
I knew boobs were gonna get worked into one of these threads...


Posted by: at May 19, 2015 01:44 PM (Bn6aD)

Guns are next, must get to 250 posts.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)

191 Twin Peaks opened here in the last year or so and they had a facebook page before they opened. They have 'casting calls' for their waitresses and taning is part of the benefits package! Several people (women) at my cousins work were monitoring the facebook page because it was pretty funny. There was a lady on there all het up about whether tattoos were allowed...

Posted by: Lea at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (lIU4e)

192 re 134:
ha ha.
glad I brought up pajama boy

and by the way, that's Kate Upton in the video game ad that ends with the double-plus knock-out blonde saying "will you be my hero"?

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (qSIlh)

193 Researchers confirm my confirmation bias, u h8trs!

Posted by: Think-free Progtard at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (Qgr71)

194 @169 - waiting for the local thirtysomething contingent of bearded white guys to start rioting...oh wait, the cops would shoot them.

Never mind.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (o+SC1)

195
Drew Of Spades HQ!
Posted by: Harley Quinn




Figure Drew saw Noah Rothman* left HotAir, and is auditioning for the job. Hence the posting frenzy.

The seductive allure of a real paycheck and company paid dental.

*https://youtu.be/1SI6rhotAkE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (kdS6q)

196 My ex-sister in law was a hooters waitress. She was just a slut.


And on the other hand, there are those.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (8ZskC)

197 Flat As A Pancake didn't do so well

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (zOTsN)

198 Wait, am I supposed to be offended by Hooter's hiring cute girls with big boobs who will talk with me a bit and try to upsell me to the cheesecake?


Went to a Hooters in Mexico City a few years ago. Let me just say it was awl inspiring.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (S+el1)

199 A "sip and nip"



Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (0FSuD)

200 Hot chicks with big titties and beer. Yeah, it takes a college degree to market that combination.

Posted by: Fritz at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (UzPAd)

201 You didn't build those titties. Stuff Princess High Cheeks believes.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (oDCMR)

202 Leftists continue to treat men as defective women. It starts in school and will continue for the rest of your lives!

Posted by: gm at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (K0tm3)

203 174
umm

what about those gay bars with go go boys

how do they feel about that?
Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:45 PM (zOTsN)

That's the "nuanced exploration of masculinity" they were talking about.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (2Ojst)

204 @186 - I believe that's the Regimental version of the Tilted Kilt.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (o+SC1)

205 and by the way, that's Kate Upton in the video game ad that ends with the double-plus knock-out blonde saying "will you be my hero"?

Yes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

206
The use of the term "Twin Peaks" is insulting to those of us who worked hard to create a wholesome image of feminine beauty coupled with intelligence and intuitiveness about the male form.

Posted by: Brucealena Jenner at May 19, 2015 01:48 PM (P330y)

207 Hooters are an endangered in Columbus, I think they have one left.


A Race for the Cure might help raise awareness and stuff.

Posted by: The Susan G. Komen Foundation at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

208 In fact, I've found many of the problems between men and women stem from the fact that men tend to be straight forward and simple (not stupid- simple. As in: not complex) and women tend to be... not.

The Daughter of Satan once tried to 'splain to me the difference between men and women: she said that women like to talk about problems and men don't.

I said, "Yeah, we'd rather just solve them."

The couch was fairly comfortable that night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (0HooB)

209 I think the market for men who like to drink beer and watch girls with big tits is pretty much saturated. A true entrepreneur would go after the market of men who like pretty faces and nice asses.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (+jijM)

210 >>>That's tragic. It's my understanding they come in pairs, usually.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (VAsIq)

That's simple.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (WIUGG)

211 196
My ex-sister in law was a hooters waitress. She was just a slut.








You say that like it's a bad thing. H8ter!

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (0FSuD)

212 Figure Drew saw Noah Rothman* left HotAir, and is auditioning for the job. Hence the posting frenzy.

The seductive allure of a real paycheck and company paid dental.

*https://youtu.be/1SI6rhotAkE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 01:47 PM (kdS6q)
---
They havent replaced that squishy jello humper yet?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (CpiLj)

213
Burkas and Beer

not really popular. And no beer

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (zOTsN)

214 Is Ace on vacation?

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (Bn6aD)

215 209 I think the market for men who like to drink beer and watch girls with big tits is pretty much saturated. A true entrepreneur would go after the market of men who like pretty faces and nice asses.
Posted by: bergerbilder
-------------------------

The market has a 100% overlap on that Venn diagram.

Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (VndSC)

216
My ex-sister in law was a hooters waitress. She was just a slut.
Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:46 PM (MYCIw)

Got her number?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (2Ojst)

217 Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:43 PM (o+SC1)


The comments were interesting running from 'American war crimes' to 'so what'.

I'm on the side of So What? The Bastards Had It Coming.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Buy A Malediction, Get an Imaginary Insult Half Off! at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

218

Neither me or my horse would ever consider working at Hooter's or Twin Peaks just to stimulate the male ego.

Posted by: Hannah and her Horse at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (P330y)

219 Tits are like Martinis. One's not enough, two are just right and three is wrong.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:51 PM (0FSuD)

220 Got her number?
Posted by: Insomnia
-----------------

867-5309, ask for Jennie

Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2015 01:51 PM (VndSC)

221 209 I think the market for men who like to drink beer and watch girls with big tits is pretty much saturated. A true entrepreneur would go after the market of men who like pretty faces and nice asses.
---------------------
Its been my observation that nice asses are generally correlated with nice tits. Mileage may vary.

Why are you looking at their faces?

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 01:51 PM (oDCMR)

222 You didn't build those titties. Stuff Princess High Cheeks believes.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham

The hell you say!

Posted by: Plastic Surgeon at May 19, 2015 01:51 PM (VAsIq)

223
"My ex-sister in law was a hooters waitress. She was just a slut."

Is she a little on the heavy side? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 19, 2015 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

224 A true entrepreneur would go after the market of men who like pretty faces and nice asses.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (+jijM


Wait. A bottomless bar? Or thongs?



Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:52 PM (0FSuD)

225 Is Ace on vacation?


Posted by: Donna at May 19, 2015 01:50 PM (Bn6aD)

I'm thinking he and rd got a twofer on the colonoscopies.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 19, 2015 01:52 PM (fQAkR)

226
And a round up article on these restaurants, cause never seen them around these here parts.

Must live in some sort of bad implants and onion ring tower wasteland.

http://tinyurl.com/mrwyfnm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 01:52 PM (kdS6q)

227 @217 - Yeah, my take as well.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 19, 2015 01:53 PM (o+SC1)

228 Here in OKC, Hooters is a family restaurant. And I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 01:53 PM (/HX7u)

229 208 I said, "Yeah, we'd rather just solve them."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (0HooB)

You've seen "It's Not About the Nail"?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 01:53 PM (WIUGG)

230 It appears this thread is going downhill quickly.



I like it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

231 Basically TP and Hooters are titty bars you can bring the kids and wife to. Think outside of the Box.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (oDCMR)

232 "In a society where men are assumed to be simple creatures..."

SPOILER ALERT: We are.

Posted by: Bluedog803 at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (3ETm/)

233 I'm perfectly OK with being thought simple. In fact, the sooner we get that out of the way, the sooner you'll understand me.

Neither do I, except by retards who would not exist if not protected by people like me spending long days and nights making sure they were safe.....

....to pursue stupidity and free shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (mmlFU)

234 It appears this thread is going downhill quickly.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:53 PM (0FSuD)

Naa, in the gutter as always

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (S+el1)

235 Hooters are an endangered in Columbus, I think they have one left.


A Race for the Cure might help raise awareness and stuff.
Posted by: The Susan G. Komen Foundation at May 19, 2015 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

Very funny, I walked into that one.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (CxEX+)

236 "You say that like it's a bad thing. H8ter!"

Haha, well I sort of hate her. She's a terrible person.

BIL bought her the boobs for hooters, and about a year later she abandoned him and their two kids to go up to nashville to be a big star...at the opryland hotel. One commercial later and she's back in town, jerking everyone around for the next 10 years until she finally got bored with that and broke up some other man's family and remarried.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (MYCIw)

237 Strip bars.

As young single Sailors, we would got there.
Cause the womenz found us attractive and witty.


It's true.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)

238 231 Basically TP and Hooters are titty bars you can bring the kids and wife to. Think outside of the Box.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (oDCMR)

If you're married, you're usually going to be outside the box.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (2Ojst)

239 I want to eat at a place where shrill faced, angry womyn wearing feminist tshirts and dreadlocks serve me organic, locally sourced vegetarian fare. Eventually, the lack of meat will make me numb to the new America and I can move over to Daily Kos with the rest of the dummies.

Posted by: Old Hob at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (T1Jm0)

240

In my forties I could have worked at Hooter's and made great tips.

Instead, I performed a community service by working on the circumcision ward at a Boston hospital.

My compensation was meager at a few skins a day and the chance to get a head.

Posted by: Liz "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (P330y)

241 "Pretty faces and nice asses"

So, is rdbrewer starting a restaurant now?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (04qFI)

242 Been busy today, but men like to scratch our balls also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (rDqRv)

243 If Obama only understood men will fight to the death for cold beer and wet pussy he would have become an Emperor. Silly Obama.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (oDCMR)

244 @Sgt. Dan's Cat: Also true of the strip clubs in that area. Some very blessed and bright girls fleece some major cash from guys in those joints.

Or so a friend told me.

Posted by: Afroman at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (eoF7z)

245 beer and boobs, boobs and beer. What else is needed?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (S+el1)

246 242 Been busy today, but men like to scratch our balls also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (rDqRv)

Just our own, though, let's make that perfectly clear.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (2Ojst)

247 @226


Texas seems to dominate the tit bar business. No Yankee listings?



Fcuking Congregationalist.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (0FSuD)

248 I'm all for the attractive waitress or beer wench but I think the eating
establishments that make this their calling card like Hooters, Twin
Peaks, Tilted Kilt, etc are almost always a disappointment.

It's
one of those things that seems to work better in the abstract. The
reality is usually a chubby, snaggle-toothed single mom as your waitress
and bar food that tastes like something you microwaved all the while
surrounded by white trash patrons.

Posted by: McAdams at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (Yl4rU)

249 beer and boobs, boobs and beer. What else is needed?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (S+el1)


Food and sleep.

Occasionally.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 01:57 PM (kff5f)

250 Been busy today, but men like to scratch our balls also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 01:55 PM (rDqRv)

Just our own, though, let's make that perfectly clear.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (2Ojst)


yes yes-- good point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 19, 2015 01:57 PM (rDqRv)

251 re 202:
"Leftists continue to treat men as defective women. It starts in school and will continue for the rest of your lives!"

Wish I'd said that. If you get into an argument with your wife, she comes at you with a cast iron skillet and you knock her down to keep her from bashing your skull in, you're the one who needs to be in anger management classes.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 01:57 PM (qSIlh)

252 I actually like Tilted Kilt's food

Posted by: The Dude at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (SyKbw)

253 BIL bought her the boobs for hooters, and about a
year later she abandoned him and their two kids to go up to nashville to
be a big star...at the opryland hotel. One commercial later and she's
back in town, jerking everyone around for the next 10 years until she
finally got bored with that and broke up some other man's family and
remarried.





Posted by: at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (MYCIw)


She not a slut, she's a C*nt. What a basket case bitch.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (0FSuD)

254 >>I want to eat at a place where shrill faced, angry womyn...

I'd suggest Boston's Durgin Park for rude waitresses - not of the feminsyst variety, though...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (V7QeA)

255 Since Drew is posting, does this mean Ace is at Twin Peaks wasted?

Posted by: Draki at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (0eidE)

256 "Some very blessed and bright girls fleece some major cash from guys in those joints. "

Charleston, late 70's, early 80's.

Every stripper had the Enlisted pay scale memorized.
And knew how much each regular paid for car payment, rent and whatnot.


A good parasite never kills the host.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (VPLuQ)

257 "In a society where men are assumed to be simple creatures..."

SPOILER ALERT: We are.
Posted by: Bluedog803 at May 19, 2015 01:54 PM (3ETm/)


We are simple. Life is complicated, not humans.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (mmlFU)

258 Men are more than willing to have serious conversations. We had a serious one the other day on whether Pete Rose should still be banned from baseball. That is serious stuff.

Posted by: SH at May 19, 2015 01:59 PM (gmeXX)

259 "What a basket case bitch."

Indeed.

Posted by: Lauren at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (MYCIw)

260
And what do you know, there's a gay version of this. Really:

Hamburger Mary's

http://tinyurl.com/n927rqg

www.hamburgermarys.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (kdS6q)

261 there should be a place democrat guys guys to go. somebody hurry up and invent gay bars.

Posted by: X at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (n5fTN)

262 Tilted Kilt is about the only breastaurant I could ever stand. Hooters tried to sell me merchandise and Twin Peaks was stuffed with rude waitresses (also, no NBA). TK at least started out without the shoulder chips.

But I get my beers and sports from BW3 anyway. Waitstaff there are cool. And mostly the breasts I'm interested in these days are covered in hot sauce. Om nom nom

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (04qFI)

263
"I want to eat at a place where shrill faced, angry womyn wearing feminist tshirts and dreadlocks serve me organic, locally sourced vegetarian fare. Eventually, the lack of meat will make me numb to the new America and I can move over to Daily Kos with the rest of the dummies."


So you have been to my house for dinner.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

264 Posted by: X at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (n5fTN)

Well played.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (kff5f)

265 This thread should have a trigger warning.

*cries*

It *is* Rapey Tuesday, after all.

*curls up in ball on floor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD)

266 "In a society where men are assumed to be simple creatures..."

----

There is a reason why 18-22 year old males fight wars.

Posted by: SH at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (gmeXX)

267 Hamburger Mary's - I shudder to think.

I can say nothing more.

Posted by: Chas Bud Flowers at May 19, 2015 02:01 PM (YI9Ph)

268 It's one of those things that seems to work better in the abstract. The reality is usually a chubby, snaggle-toothed single mom as your waitress and bar food that tastes like something you microwaved all the while surrounded by white trash patrons.
Posted by: McAdams at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (Yl4rU)


------------------------------------------


The food at the Hooters in my area is pretty good. And the waitresses outstanding. We have three universities, so the supply of attractive girls are ample.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 02:02 PM (/HX7u)

269 re 240: PLEASE keep in mind that some of us are reading this stuff at work.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 02:02 PM (qSIlh)

270 It's one of those things that seems to work better in the abstract. The reality is usually a chubby, snaggle-toothed single mom as your waitress and bar food that tastes like something you microwaved all the while surrounded by white trash patrons.
Posted by: McAdams at May 19, 2015 01:56 PM (Yl4rU)


Some are better than others. Often the waitress seems to be made out of shoe leather.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

271 Except these are not 'good' parasites. They are vampires.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 19, 2015 02:02 PM (B0IEg)

272 So Ace is out looking for cold beer and hot women? He didn't misplace his keys, Drew "borrowed" them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2015 02:03 PM (n6Nt0)

273 261
there should be a place democrat guys guys to go. somebody hurry up and invent gay bars bath houses.

Posted by: X at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (n5fTN)


FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 02:03 PM (0FSuD)

274 Charleston, late 70's, early 80's.

Every stripper had the Enlisted pay scale memorized.
And knew how much each regular paid for car payment, rent and whatnot.


A good parasite never kills the host.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2015 01:58 PM (VPLuQ)


Heh!!! No shit.

I was fortunate in that, I was watched over by very protective (and far smarter) SNCOs who treated me like a favored puppy. In different words, that's exactly the wisdom they imparted on me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 19, 2015 02:03 PM (mmlFU)

275 I wonder how long until our Twin Peaks opens here...I may have to drop by just because now.

Seriously, your average Leftist wouldn't know what an actual man was like if one walked up, engaged them in conversation for an hour, then smacked them over the head with a 2x4 for being a whiny twat.

When pajama boy is your template, your entire worldview is f*cked.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:03 PM (DT3rQ)

276 Speaking of Tuesday, I'm thinking a thread to vent about Game of Thrones' "Black Wedding" might be in order. Ugh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 19, 2015 02:04 PM (04qFI)

277 Not in VA. Stripers have to wear pasties.


Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 01:28 PM (S+el1)


That must complicate the surf fishing. Don't they get soggy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2015 02:04 PM (C3yAI)

278 re 256: "A good parasite never kills the host."

makes it easier to understand Bill and Hillary!s relationship, doesn't it.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 02:04 PM (qSIlh)

279 When pajama boy is your template, your entire worldview is f*cked.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:03 PM (DT3rQ)


True.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 19, 2015 02:04 PM (FsuaD)

280 "Is that a AAA battery in your pocket -- or are you just planning to rape me?

Posted by: zombie at May 19, 2015 01:25 PM (jBuUi)

LOL
That was fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 19, 2015 02:05 PM (jjaLl)

281 . . . and the strippers have to wear ppasties, presumably

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 02:05 PM (WIUGG)

282 Palate cleanser of a movie hitting theaters across the world - The Last Unicorn.

http://lastunicorntour.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 19, 2015 02:05 PM (B0IEg)

283 269
re 240: PLEASE keep in mind that some of us are reading this stuff at work.

Posted by: mallfly at May 19, 2015 02:02 PM (qSIlh)

So you are cheating "the man". Hope you work for the government, they won't notice.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 02:05 PM (0FSuD)

284 My 3 yr old son liked the hamburger at hooters when I took him there. I liked the chick breast, so both of us were happy.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 02:05 PM (S+el1)

285 What man doesn't want to have nuanced explorations of masculinity?

Posted by: SH at May 19, 2015 02:06 PM (gmeXX)

286
I would have went with Breaking: Men like Boobs. Just me maybe.

That said, Today's Mystery Question: If men are not supposed to look at your boobs, why do you show your full cleavage?

I think eyes and nipples on women should have been switched. Again, maybe just me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2015 02:06 PM (ODxAs)

287 Me, personally, I'm a big fan of back-alley bars with Black Russians......IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 19, 2015 02:06 PM (sCHw2)

288 260
And what do you know, there's a gay version of this. Really:

Hamburger Mary's

http://tinyurl.com/n927rqg

www.hamburgermarys.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 02:00 PM (kdS6q)
Are they "really" gay if they are trans?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2015 02:07 PM (CxEX+)

289 What man doesn't want to have nuanced explorations of masculinity?

Posted by: SH at May 19, 2015 02:06 PM (gmeXX)


That's a euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:07 PM (kff5f)

290 >>>I think eyes and nipples on women should have been switched. Again, maybe just me.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 19, 2015 02:06 PM (ODxAs)

This is a difficult physiognomy to imagine.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 02:07 PM (WIUGG)

291 >>That said, Today's Mystery Question: If men are not supposed to look at your boobs, why do you show your full cleavage?


Go to a SLut Walk for the answer - or read zombie's post on one of 'em.

(spoiler alert: there is no coherent answer)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2015 02:08 PM (V7QeA)

292 I think eyes and nipples on women should have been switched. Again, maybe just me.

SNL did a skit based on that a long time ago, aliens looking like women with...that arrangement. (Evolution, it was the only way men would maintain eye contact.) It became a series of boob jokes naturally, which still places it multiple notches above the drek they air these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:08 PM (DT3rQ)

293 there is no coherent answer

Like most things involving women.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (S+el1)

294 Off to Costco. You morons need anything?


Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (0FSuD)

295 "I was fortunate in that, I was watched over by very protective (and far smarter) SNCOs who treated me like a favored puppy. In different words, that's exactly the wisdom they imparted on me."

For over a year, my roommate and I let one of the girls stay at our house.
And the owner of the club would play poker on a regular basis at our place.

You wanna talk insider baseball?


To this day, I can not walk into a strip club and enjoy it.

And that change was long before I met the fetching Mrs VIA.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (VPLuQ)

296 nuanced explorations of masculinity << totally un-nuanced explorations of femininity

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (oKE6c)

297
what about the drag queen show restaurants

is that also a problem

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (zOTsN)

298 >>>I think eyes and nipples on women should have been switched. Again, maybe just me.


It would make watching them watch tennis matches way more interesting.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (aVYsC)

299 It became a series of boob jokes naturally, which still places it multiple notches above the drek they air these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:08 PM (DT3rQ)


"Became?"

Wouldn't that suggest it started as something *other* than a series of boob jokes?

I believe that was while Kirstie Alley was still hot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:10 PM (kff5f)

300 Off to Costco. You morons need anything?

Wasp spray. One of the little SOBs is making a nest in the infrequently-used other car that I need to switch the battery out in.

Or I may just have to report a tragic vehicle fire. Haven't quite decided yet.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:10 PM (DT3rQ)

301 I'm shocked!

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at May 19, 2015 02:10 PM (5fSr7)

302 Can we haz a formal "Ace-o-Fact" category of No Shit? Right after we do I want to nominate the fact that Think Progress is the home of pajamas boyz.

Posted by: MTF, Train Taker at May 19, 2015 02:11 PM (FCsIb)

303 Off to Costco. You morons need anything?

A case of beef jerky?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:11 PM (kff5f)

304 Wouldn't that suggest it started as something *other* than a series of boob jokes?

I believe that was while Kirstie Alley was still hot.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething


That it was...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 19, 2015 02:11 PM (DT3rQ)

305 There was a Hooters at the entrance of Panama City's Navy Base. Just visited and noticed it went out of business - Proving Sailors are teh gay.

Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 19, 2015 02:12 PM (oDCMR)

306
I use to love the Judge Judy cases where some old coot is suing a stripper for return of the money they gave her. She claims its a gift; he claims it was a loan. Nothing is in writing.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 19, 2015 02:12 PM (iQIUe)

307 294 Off to Costco. You morons need anything?


Posted by: Nip Sip at May 19, 2015 02:09 PM (0FSuD)

Anything to kill carpenter bees

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 19, 2015 02:12 PM (CxEX+)

308
Are they "really" gay if they are trans?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio




"Things said during a vacation in Thailand?"

"Correct! Choose again."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 19, 2015 02:12 PM (kdS6q)

309 More rain a comin'.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 02:13 PM (/HX7u)

310 Obligatory: http://bit.ly/1PUmFF8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 19, 2015 02:13 PM (JtwS4)

311
BREAKING: Ace Goes Missing, Dozens Panic

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 19, 2015 02:13 PM (D0CMn)

312 More rain a comin'.

Posted by: Soona at May 19, 2015 02:13 PM (/HX7u)


We're supposed to get more tonight, tomorrow, and even Thursday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:13 PM (kff5f)

313
its rained every day for weeks. Im gonna need a machete pretty soon

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 02:14 PM (zOTsN)

314 Wait. Maybe it's a doubleheader:
Men Like Beer
and yet on the other hand
Attractive Women [Like wut]

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 02:14 PM (WIUGG)

315 You are a hipster douche, dickface if you go to a place with attractive women to have:

"room for more nuanced explorations of masculinity"

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 19, 2015 02:15 PM (A98Xu)

316 Tips for tits exploits men's stupidity - apparently we don't mind.

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2015 02:15 PM (DL2i+)

317 To this day, I can not walk into a strip club and enjoy it.


Never really a big fan. I was dragged more often than went.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at May 19, 2015 02:15 PM (mmlFU)

318 Maybe it's a doubleheader

That's a euphemism, isn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Quietly Seething at May 19, 2015 02:15 PM (kff5f)

319 Should we be forming a search party for Ace?

Checking under bridges, in dumpsters, looking for a trail of empty VUR vodka bottles?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at May 19, 2015 02:16 PM (jjaLl)

320 Are they "really" gay if they are trans?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
------------------------

It's the basic "do you suck dick" test. Yes = gay, No= whatever.

Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2015 02:16 PM (VndSC)

321 Are they "really" gay if they are trans?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
------------------------

It's the basic "do you suck dick" test. Yes = gay, No= whatever.

Posted by: Roy at May 19, 2015 02:16 PM (VndSC)

322
twitter is trending on #Hillarys To Do List

one is a photo of bill in running clothes with a t-shirt with her stupid logo on it but the arrow is pointed at his crotch

Posted by: ThunderB at May 19, 2015 02:16 PM (zOTsN)

323 Hilldogger finally broke down and answered about four or five press questions in Ioway today. The gist was she said she hates America and Americans, and fuck you too.

Posted by: MTF at May 19, 2015 02:17 PM (FCsIb)

324 So, let me see if I've got this right.....
If a Texas cop is shooting at you, run or it's going to hurt.
If a NY cop is shooting at you, stand still.
Pretty much sum it up?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 19, 2015 02:17 PM (XmOA9)

325 nood

Posted by: m at May 19, 2015 02:18 PM (WIUGG)

326 My female coworker and I went bar to bar in the entire neighborhood for several nights when we were teaching in South Korea.


FINALLY found a great bar where she really liked the female bartenders who also really liked her. The young women, very attractive, were dressed in schoolgirl outfits and spoke barely any English.


It was the BEST bar ever.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 19, 2015 02:18 PM (AC0lD)

327 There's a place called Racks Unlimited. Oddly enough they sell bicycle racks.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 19, 2015 02:21 PM (xNkaN)

328 "I'm thinking he and rd got a twofer on the colonoscopies"

Worst couples getaway weekend EVER!

Posted by: Jaws at May 19, 2015 02:22 PM (Jktp1)

329 If Bikini Tops are outlawed only outlaws will have ... wait whut?

Posted by: tmitsss at May 19, 2015 02:24 PM (1nj96)

330 To paraphrase Groucho Marx I'm pretty sure no guy at Talking Points ever met an attractive woman...or finished a beer.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 19, 2015 02:34 PM (XO6WW)

331 #324. Not quite. If a NYC cop is shooting AT ANYBODY ELSE, run away.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 19, 2015 02:39 PM (XO6WW)

332 I'm amused that breastaraunt is now a category.

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2015 02:39 PM (DL2i+)

333 four of the nine killed were killed by cops.

White people to stage giant protest riot on national news in ???

Posted by: DaveA at May 19, 2015 02:44 PM (DL2i+)

334 309 - Soona

Thanks for the heads up. Good thing we had the break today; I got my lawn mowed this morning. (NE Okla)

Posted by: Weak Geek at May 19, 2015 03:04 PM (K7u45)

335
Women with breasts >> men without chests.

Posted by: Bud Norton at May 19, 2015 03:28 PM (6cOMd)

336 "This is why guys GO TO PLACES LIKE THIS."

Some guys might go just for the articles.

Hey, it could happen.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 19, 2015 03:32 PM (1CroS)

337 Betting that this guy's idea of more "nuanced explorations of masculinity" don't include duty, loyalty, family, providing for others, leadership, stoicism, or shooting guns.

Posted by: fb at May 19, 2015 03:35 PM (JVEmw)

338 I'm going to Twin Cheeks for dinner.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 19, 2015 04:05 PM (VcOqI)

339 Couldn't agree more, last time I did a nuanced exploration of my masculinity I was sick for weeks.

Posted by: West at May 19, 2015 04:25 PM (1Rgee)

340 Here's another stop-the-presses revelation: "The Avengers" isn't "Citizen Kane", and the guys who go to it are being treated as simpletons who are assumed to prefer explosions to cinematic excellence.

Why, yes: Sometimes I want profundity; other times, I want to watch people in colorful costumes blow shit up. Which is why sometimes I go see Shakespare, and sometimes I go to see "The Avengers". Who could have guessed?

By the way, my capsule review of "Avengers 2: Rise of Ultron": Meh.



Posted by: Brown Line at May 19, 2015 04:34 PM (zcbZo)

341 Dear Lord, I actually had to READ through all of that, and below the fold there was NONE BOOBEHS? GTFO!

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at May 19, 2015 06:11 PM (F5OyJ)

342 If Ophelia had shown as much cleavage as the Black Widow she might have lived through the play...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 19, 2015 06:51 PM (XO6WW)

343 Real men can't talk to Twin Peaks waitresses about rape culture.

Burn them down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where they stood.

Posted by: Lena Dunhams Uncircumcised Vulva at May 19, 2015 07:07 PM (d3bx5)

344 Proven: There are no male leftists, only pussies or homosexual men.

No man would be confused, bewildered, or even slightly interested in the bullshit presented.

The only ones interested would be boys and those who prey on boys.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 19, 2015 07:23 PM (FCuM7)

345 I have no idea how I used to be a liberal. Can't imagine ever being one now or how I'd go about it. I guess I'd have to leave all logic at the door and project all my failures onto others. IOW, be Hillary Clinton. Nope nope nope.

Posted by: MrX at May 19, 2015 07:25 PM (if9v9)

346 I've been wondering about all the faux outrage about bikers being at this Twin Peaks restaurant in Texas. I'm pretty sure the local Twin Peaks has a regular bike night, because a lot of my friends that ride mention going there on a regular basis. It's like they promoted something on a corporate level, then when something bad happens, they throw the local franchisee under the bus.

I'm not much of a drinker, and my wife has great tits, so I haven't actually been to Twin Peaks before.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 19, 2015 08:35 PM (YikDz)

347 PRO TIP: It's actually not that men are "simple"; they're needs are straightforward when it comes to sex. ...just pointing that out for the vagina gazing feminazis.

Posted by: dogfish at May 19, 2015 10:00 PM (jWtyG)

348 I don't quite agree with the article. I'd love to talk politics or intellectual matters with some hot woman I've never met.

But Megyn Kelly has yet to book me on her show.

So I'll have to make do with banal chatter with some Twin Peaks chicks.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 19, 2015 11:22 PM (FLBHk)

349 "It's everywhere, Comrade, as evidenced by your white privilege. We're going to fix that."

Coming soon ... mammary privelege. How awfully unfair that DD women exist and men go googly-eyes over it.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 19, 2015 11:34 PM (FLBHk)

350 "Back in the old days, we used to refer to "deeply entrenched gender roles" as "human nature"."

Well played.

BTW, the Twin Peaks memo is funny...
Their target fan:
"I am the man ... I love freedom, bacon, working hard and playing harder.
... I got game. ... Now get me my beer, pretty please?"

... Isn't that demo basically the folks reading this blog?

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 19, 2015 11:40 PM (FLBHk)

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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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