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Josh Earnest: I'm Sure Democrat Senator Sherrod Brown Will Be Offering an Apology for Calling Obama a Sexist

Well we'll see.

"I think referring to her as first name, when he might not have done that for a male senator, perhaps?" the senator asked pointedly. "I've said enough."

Indeed, he had. Just hours after Brown sent up this smoke signal, National Organization for Women president Terry O’Neill took the senator's logic to its ultimate conclusion. "Yes, I think it is sexist," O’Neill said of Obama’s criticisms of Warren. "I think the president was trying to build up his own trustworthiness on this issue by convincing us that Senator Warren's concerns are not to be taken seriously. But he did it in a sexist way."

The White House, filled to the brim as it is with progressives, knows how to play the identity politics game as well as anyone else. White House Press Sec. Josh Earnest did not dismiss the insult to the president's character and insisted that Brown should "find a way to apologize" for his remarks.

"Sen. Brown is a standup guy, and I'm confident after he’s had a chance to look at the comments he made yesterday that he’ll find a way to apologize," Earnest told the hosts of MSNBC's Morning Joe.

Insane. It's nothing but offense-taking and apologies with this estrogen-soaked crew.

Yesterday I suggested that there was "no evidence" of sexism in calling Warren "Elizabeth." Having thought about it more, I have to revise that.

It is, I think, disrespectful. When you disagree with someone -- especially as Obama did, categorically, putting down "Elizabeth's" concerns as entirely unfounded -- it is basic Social Convention to treat the person with the full rituals of respect. That means calling "Elizabeth" "Senator Warren."

We all know that when someone calls a guy "Chief," he's not actually treating you respectfully.

One of the most popular, and obvious, forms of social derision is to treat someone with a deliberate over-familiarity.

You know who's treated that way? Children are. Any adult can go up to any five year old and go "Who's a big boy?!!"

Because children are not owed the dignity of being treated with the reserve and respect one affords to strangers.

Now, I don't know how well Obama knows "Elizabeth." I assume not very well, as they plainly dislike each other. But whether he knows her well or not, it is Standard Social Convention to treat her with full dignity of address when treating her objection as having no merit whatsoever.

Now, as to the "sexist" part, I don't know. I can't say that this First-Name-Intimacy sort of put-down is done more with women.

I do know women complain of it a lot more.* And this White House, being filled with Social Justice Warriors, should have known that too.

But Obama is simply an arrogant man, with very little to actually be arrogant about. He can only treat critics with condescension because he has repeatedly exhibited he is shallow of thought and ungifted with words over these past seven years.

The sneer isn't just his best move -- it's really his only move with any kind of effectiveness.

Ashe Schow notes that this is hardly the first time President Sweetie has been accused of condescension towards women.

And let's not forget May 2008, when then-Sen. Obama called a female reporter "sweetie" during a visit to a Chrysler plant in Sterling Heights, Pa. A month earlier, he had called a female factory worker in Allentown, Pa., "sweetie" as well. And don't forget his famous sexist response to Hillary Clinton: "You're likable enough, Hillary."

* Women and effeminate progressive men. During the Bush years, there was a lot of complaints over Bush's assignment of various overly-intimate nicknames to the press corps.

To be honest here, I do get the complaints. So it's really not just "women and effeminate men" who are bothered by this. Very macho men may chin up on someone over this form of disrespect.

It's a very common form of offense to take, the "You're talking to me like you know me?!" offense.

Now, I'm sure this press corps would just love overly-familiar nicknames from President Sweetie, because they want him to treat them intimately.

Still, this is why there's a Social Convention against this: You don't know how someone's going to take it. Often, they'll take it poorly.


Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM




Comments

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1 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

2 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

3 I'll get the others.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

4 Blue on Blue
red for my darling.
Pass the corn,
popped for delight.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2015 03:59 PM (jBuUi)

5 Damn, AllengG, you must have that ready to go in AutoPaste at any moment! Four comments, all the same minute -- no way that was typed.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2015 04:00 PM (jBuUi)

6 Don't worry ace you can call me Cuddles!

Posted by: Leah Dunham Edge Player at May 13, 2015 04:00 PM (RJMhd)

7 Maybe I should've called her Cryawatha.

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 13, 2015 04:01 PM (YJlgN)

8 Chief???
Did Warren get a promotion?

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 13, 2015 04:01 PM (QM5S2)

9 I guess we're about to find out whether sexism trumps racism in the land of victims.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2015 04:01 PM (bynk/)

10 Leave Obama alone...leave Xhe alone...

Obama is at minimum an honorary chick Chief...

Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (ICCXT)

11
I do believe I've a case of the vapors. Quick, get my fainting couch.
- King Putt

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (6n332)

12 We're not the ones who set the rules for this engagement, they are.

It's sexism, straight up.

And calling for someone else to apologize for your sexism is even more sexism.

Heck, by SJW standards, BHO has to be worse than Ted Kennedy in the misogyny department by now.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)

13 "....sent up this smoke signal......"


RAYSSSISSSSSS!!!

Posted by: chiefjaybob at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (2L77z)

14 I call her by her first names all the time -- Lizzy Lezzy Lieawatha Commie Bitch.

Strange how the tribal elders gave her so many first names.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (jBuUi)

15 I mean, seriously. All Ted Kennedy did was sexually assault women and kill at least one.

Barack Obama was overly familiar.

Totes worse.

Totes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:03 PM (kff5f)

16 Who's a big boy?!!"

RACIST!

Posted by: NSA Commenter CRM114 at May 13, 2015 04:03 PM (hqZPQ)

17 That's SENATOR Chief!!!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas (channeling Babs Boxer) at May 13, 2015 04:03 PM (YJlgN)

18 Someone should start asking him if he will apologize to republicans for accusing them of causing the train track when it's apparent that it was actually the train going twice the speed limit.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (z/Ubi)

19 Damn, AllengG, you must have that ready to go in AutoPaste at any moment! Four comments, all the same minute -- no way that was typed.

3.

And, much like Ned Neiderlander: I am that fast.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

20 I, for one, am eagerly awaiting more of this Elizabeth Warren/Obama bickering. I suggest a cage match.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (genGj)

21 They all suck, and I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest their respective nether regions.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (mx5oN)

22 Now we're just making up shit to be outraged about because all the other real shit has been fixed. Ok.

Posted by: NCKate at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (i1fxY)

23
>>> Yesterday I suggested that there was "no evidence" of sexism in
calling Warren "Elizabeth." Having thought about it more, I have to
revise that. It is, I think, disrespectful.


He is the Condescendor-in-Chief, it's what he does. Whether the person is a woman or not makes no difference; everyone is equally beneath his gaze.

Posted by: LizLem, servant of the cross (deal with it ISIS) at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (yRwC8)

24 That's SENATOR Chief!!!

----

Or is is Chief Senator?

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (gmeXX)

25 To retaliate, let's refer to Obama by his middle name --

Who-Sane in the Membrane

[does robot dance]

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (jBuUi)

26 Hell,being a sexist would be a step up for the asexual Zero.

Posted by: maddogg at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (xWW96)

27 It's just a thing, I worked so hard for that title.

Posted by: Babs Boxer at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (UnJ7w)

28 President Bush should have just called all the press corps the affectionate nickname "Asshole".

Descriptive, too.

Posted by: West at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM (1Rgee)

29 19 Damn, AllengG, you must have that ready to go in AutoPaste at any moment! Four comments, all the same minute -- no way that was typed.

3.

And, much like Ned Neiderlander: I am that fast.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)

Then I found out about movie tricks, about trick photography. I vas crushed!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (mx5oN)

30 Does he wish my people to go on warpath?

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Warren at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (YFFpo)

31 " Chief???
Did Warren get a promotion?"


There no squaw Chief. Squaw make babies and jerky.

Posted by: Big Chief at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (LA7Cm)

32 She had to steal a lot of votes to get that title of Senator.

Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (VndSC)

33 He is the Condescendor-in-Chief, it's what he does. Whether the person is a woman or not makes no difference; everyone is equally beneath his gaze.

-----

He is condescending. But his wife is the First Complainer.

They must just be awful to be around.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (gmeXX)

34 I meant to say "sexy!"

Posted by: Senator Short Rod Brown at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (TOk1P)

35 Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (mx5oN)

The fact that people get my references is one of the many reasons I love this place.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (kff5f)

36 The best part about this line of attack is when Obama stats using Senator Warren and Senator/Secretary Clinton but then does talk about guys on a first name basis that will be Old Boys Clubism and therefore still sexist.


Posted by: JustAGuy at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (UzoyA)

37 I get annoyed with people immediately calling me by my first name. I think it's one of those social conventions that has faded away.

Posted by: brak at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (Tj+s6)

38
"I mean, seriously. All Ted Kennedy did was sexually assault women and kill at least one."

Since he was pro-abortion, he was entitled to one free drowning.

Posted by: Gloria Steinham at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (OD2ni)

39 Poor Earnest and Obama. Teh new hotness is women, haven't they gotten the memo yet?

Any criticism of pantsuited goddesses = sexism. This was just a little preview of what we have to look forward to in 2016...God help us all.

Posted by: LizLem, servant of the cross (deal with it ISIS) at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (yRwC8)

40 19 Damn, AllengG, you must have that ready to go in AutoPaste at any moment! Four comments, all the same minute -- no way that was typed.

3.

And, much like Ned Neiderlander: I am that fast.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:04 PM (kff5f)



AllenG: the Waco Kid.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (7RVP6)

41 They must just be awful to be around.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:06 PM (gmeXX)


This. I cannot imagine how warped and negative their world-view must be.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (kff5f)

42 "Elizabeth" is a trigger word. We're going to need to retire to our vaginal shells (a la Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap).

Posted by: NSA Commenter CRM114 at May 13, 2015 04:07 PM (hqZPQ)

43 Did I subtly scratch my temple with my middle finger when addressing, Suckagawea?

No.

'Cause that's my go to when I really try to antagonize someone.

Posted by: SCOAMF at May 13, 2015 04:08 PM (YJlgN)

44
President Bush should have just called all the press corps the affectionate nickname "Asshole".

Cheney did call a NYT guy (Adam Johnson or similar?) a "major league asshole".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2015 04:08 PM (JtwS4)

45 President Bush should have just called all the press corps the affectionate nickname "Asshole".


I like "Dickhead" for the guys and "Sugartits" for the girls.

One would think they'd be proud to have their personhoodissismage be recognized.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:08 PM (0HooB)

46 If this means that we are going to do away with these "full rituals of respect" for our office holders, I'm on board.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:08 PM (gmeXX)

47 which one is the woman?

Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (n5fTN)

48 "Liz may have been menstruating when contemplating this trade deal so I'll give her a pass." -- Obama

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (i55o+)

49 It's just a thing, I worked so hard for that title.

Posted by: Babs Boxer at May 13, 2015 04:05 PM



Bullshit. It's California. Couldn't be that difficult.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (bynk/)

50 Nobody calls another guy "Champ" unless the guy's just won something or he wants to needle the guy. It is a fine name for a dog, however.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (2KSJs)

51 Just hours after Brown sent up this smoke signal,


ISWTDT

Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

52 Obama is so petty and thin skinned he lashes out at anyone who disagrees with him.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (mGBKM)

53 which one is the woman?

Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 13, 2015 04:09 PM (n5fTN)


Better question. Which one is the man?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:10 PM (sWgE+)

54 Calling him a sexist and taking it back would be akin to Indian Giving.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 13, 2015 04:10 PM (fWAjv)

55 Nice post, Chief.

Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:10 PM (S41VY)

56 "AllenG: the Waco Kid. "



He likes to play chess. Screw.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (LA7Cm)

57 I'm not your Buddy, Guy!

Posted by: Terrance or Phillip at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (S41VY)

58 Maybe we could call her "Highness-ness."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (kff5f)

59

We all know that when someone calls a guy "Chief," he's not actually treating you respectfully. 'Chief' doesn't bother me. But 'sport'?
If I hear that I'm lining my fist up, calculating trajectory,
clenching my fist, and aligning my legs to
produce optimum lift on follow through to nostril.

Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (xQX/f)

60
I suggested that there was "no evidence" of sexism in calling Warren "Elizabeth".




How about calling her "Eliza-bitch"? Think we can get away with that one?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (kdS6q)

61 We're not your Guy, friend!

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (7RVP6)

62 Hahahaha this is awesome.
Personally, though, I hate it when strangers call me by my first name, and I really hate being called 'sir.'

Also, again, hahahaha pass the popcorn so I can die giggling

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (QCASC)

63 Why do I get the feeling we're being played by this kerfluffle.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (/HX7u)

64
There's gonna come a time when we reach a total standstill. We will spend every moment either being offended or apologizing for offending someone and we will get nothing done.

But this is what the Left is trying to achieve...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (sGw0h)

65 And don't forget his famous sexist response to Hillary Clinton: "You're likable enough, Hillary."

-
Likeable enough for what? A crash test dummy?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (XUKZU)

66 Backwards Boy

Adam Clymer.

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (RJMhd)

67 What's weird is going from Texas to California and a women taking serious offense to being called ma'am. I kept having to stop myself from saying ma'am and sir. It was a little strange.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (UnJ7w)

68 There no squaw Chief. Squaw make babies and jerky.
Posted by: Big Chief


Not jerky - pemmican is what squaws make.

Squaw "Legislates With Wolves" recipe for Authentic Pemmican

3 handfuls of buffalo meat
3 handfuls of berries
lots of saliva

Place equal amounts of buffalo meat and berries into mouth. Chew (masticate) for approximately 30 seconds. Spit out, along with copious amounts of saliva, onto grinding stone or other flat surface.

Shape the chewed-up material into rough flat pieces about 10 inches long and two inches wide.

Place on racks and dry in the sun or a smokehouse for 2 days.

Give to warriors during scalping raids for energy.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (jBuUi)

69 Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.


OK...

...Sparky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (0HooB)

70 Did Ace take estrogen pills before writing this? We're going to have to start checking him for tits.

Posted by: Just A Guy at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (CGzAz)

71 Likeable enough for what? A crash test dummy?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:12 PM (XUKZU)


Dude! You take that back!

Posted by: The Crash Test Dummies at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (kff5f)

72 27 It's just a thing, I worked so hard for that title.


lighten up Babs


for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy:

Keep it up, Slick.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS)

73 Uhhhhm...I'm...uhhhhhm...like, totes sorry, n stuff, folks.

*scratches eybrow pointedly with hand flipping the bird*

Posted by: T3h Won at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (/Ho8c)

74
Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2015 04:14 PM (JtwS4)

75 for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy:

Keep it up, Slick.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS)


Sure thing, Hoss.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)

76 Hey, tell her to shut the fuck up or we'll see how she likes "Princess Flaming Douchebag"!
Now where's my fuckin waffle!

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at May 13, 2015 04:14 PM (YFFpo)

77 Meh. Women want equal treatment, then when they get it, derisive or not, they call sexism or misogyny.

The president is just an arrogant prick, with no real people or reasoning skills. So those who disagree with him are treated to his condescension, you know, him being of superior intellect and all.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (GGCsk)

78
"Backwards Boy

Adam Clymer."

Yeah. I recall the Today Show led with that story for about a week becuase it was so darn important. Katie Couric was very upset about it.

Posted by: Gloria Steinham at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (OD2ni)

79 Lis must have been riding her cotton pony when she said that.

- Barack "Shizznizzle" Obama -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (zRby/)

80 for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy:

Keep it up, Slick.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS)

Sure thing, Hoss.


You got it, Slick.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (DQZLr)

81 Don't call me chief!

- Perry White

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (XUKZU)

82 The Esteemed Cat Senatrix From The Great State of Massachusetts

Posted by: other stuff Jesus said at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (n5fTN)

83 72 27 It's just a thing, I worked so hard for that title.


lighten up Babs


for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy:

Keep it up, Slick.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS)


Aye aye Cap'n

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)

84 Just don't call me Francis

Posted by: Francis "Psycho" Soyer at May 13, 2015 04:15 PM (OD2ni)

85 Big greasy mustard tiger!

Posted by: Bubbles at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

86 He could have just said "make me a sammich and wash the floor Lizzy". "Now come over here so I can smack that ass biotch".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (GGCsk)

87
I actually stole an affectation from "Bright Lights, Big City" of calling people "Coach".

I don't think it has the diminutivizing (that is too a word. now.) connotations of Chief or Sport and the like.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (JtwS4)

88 Insane. It's nothing but offense-taking and apologies with this estrogen-soaked crew.

You know what? Bite my ass.

I am a woman. I don't get all itchy being called names by progressive asshats. I really don't give one good damn about their opinions. But I am equally tired of being told that, because I am a woman, I am some sort of delicate flower that faints at the mere mention of something I might not like.

No, women should not be in combat. They lack the physical ability, and that is a fact of life.

But no, not all "estrogen soaked" people are nagging hypocritical lightweights who act like mean girrrls instead of adults.

Estrogen-soaked? Yes, I am.

So, bite my ass.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (+YMhA)

89 Why do I get the feeling we're being played by this kerfluffle.

I think it's set-up to garner sympathy for Warren and distance her from Obama's disastrous Presidency done by folks who are not on board with Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (1sJza)

90 Why do I get the feeling we're being played by this kerfluffle.

I think it's set-up to garner sympathy for Warren and distance her from Obama's disastrous Presidency done by folks who are not on board with Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (1sJza)

91 Obama/Warren cage match? She'd totally kick his ass. You know she would.

Posted by: tsj017 at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (I7ssN)

92 Condescending, yes... sexist, well... no more so than anything else he does to those "beneath" him. I recall him talking down to "John" McCain and "Paul" Ryan on a first-name basis during the Obamacare meetings as well.

Posted by: hindmost at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (7/oiP)

93 >>Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.


Ok, Cupcake.

Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (S41VY)

94 Adam Clymer he ended up the head of a polling foundation,Annenburg something like that and they did this poll of "the military" that was just so full of holes. It was disgusting.

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (RJMhd)

95 It's not like he said Lizzy had nice tits or something...

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (GGCsk)

96 Hey Look at me!! I'm standing up to buraq!!!

Posted by: injun lizzy's stage manager at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (U7H1n)

97 Sure thing, Hoss.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:14 PM (kff5f)


-----------------------------


Dude!

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (/HX7u)

98 Hussy is short for Hussein.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (0HooB)

99 My mother called me Francis.

Posted by: Frank Costello at May 13, 2015 04:17 PM (UnJ7w)

100 90 Obama/Warren cage match? She'd totally kick his ass. You know she would.
Posted by: tsj017 at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (I7ssN)

Well, she does have the whole "arrow to the heart and scalp 'em" thing going for her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (+YMhA)

101 So now we should call ace "Award Winning Blogger Mr. O'Spades" to show proper respect?

Posted by: Farmer at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (o/90i)

102 Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.


Not problem champ

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (sWgE+)

103 91 Obama/Warren cage match? She'd totally kick his ass. You know she would.
Posted by: tsj017
________________

Indian rasslin'?

Posted by: Furious George at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (UlJ3l)

104 "OK champ."

That's when I throw a punch for the knockout.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (GGCsk)

105 >>It's not like he said Lizzy had nice tits or something...


Posted by: Marcus T

He's a liar, but not that big a liar.

Posted by: Aviator at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (sQzB6)

106 Please call me Senator. I worked hard for that.

Posted by: Make that Senator Babs Boxer at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (CX7AY)

107 >>One of the most popular, and obvious, forms of social derision is to treat someone with a deliberate over-familiarity.


I'm thinking of all those photos of Obama on the tarmac being greeted by a Republican Governor and Obama has his arm stretched forward, hand resting on the person's shoulder. Totes act of dominance. He likes to do that a lot.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (2TN4k)

108 In my old F-15 squadron, we got a new female intel officer straight out of Vassar ROTC...complete with the mid-Atlantic accent.

The pilots gave her the call sign "Lilith"

She took it up with the IG. And that's how we lost the war.

Posted by: NSA Commenter CRM114 at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (hqZPQ)

109 101 So now we should call ace "Award Winning Blogger Mr. O'Spades" to show proper respect?
Posted by: Farmer at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (o/90i)

What, is he now bog-Irish?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (+YMhA)

110 I wonder if I could do a "Choose your own comment" comment?

Yes: Got to 96

No: Go to 84

Posted by: Bigby's Waving Bye-Bye Hand at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (3ZtZW)

111 It's not like he said Lizzy had nice tits or something...

She has some???

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (sWgE+)

112 Simmer down, hambone.

Posted by: LincolnTf at May 13, 2015 04:19 PM (2cS/G)

113
Broseph.


Enough said.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (i55o+)

114 So now we should call ace "Award Winning Blogger Mr. O'Spades" to show proper respect?


If we were in England, it would be Lord Valu-Rite.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (DQZLr)

115 So you're saying President Barack Obama is playing childish little passive-aggressive word games?

Get outta here!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (Xq2WY)

116 91 Obama/Warren cage match? She'd totally kick his ass. You know she would.
Posted by: tsj017 at May 13, 2015 04:16 PM (I7ssN)

Is there ever a clear winner in a slap fight?

Posted by: Golfman at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (iaeSR)

117
"You know what? Bite my ass."

Your place or mine?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

118 >>>Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (xQX/f)<<<

Relax, bub.

Posted by: Wolverine at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (YJlgN)

119 The pilots gave her the call sign "Lilith"

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She should have taken that with respect. Frasier was totally whipped.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (gmeXX)

120 So now we should call ace "Award Winning Blogger Mr. O'Spades" to show proper respect?
Posted by: Farmer at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (o/90i)


Actually, "Your Cromulence" would be most correct.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (V+kmg)

121
What, is he now bog-Irish?

Two toilet Irish. Thinks he's better than everyone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (JtwS4)

122 You would think I would have this memorized by now but there's a bit in Red Storm Rising where the Marines with the Air Force guy in Iceland are calling him something that they presume he doesn't know they mean in disrespect. It may just be sir.

Then when he stabulates the rapey Russians they start calling him skipper (I think). It's specifically noted that they don't call him that until that point.

Posted by: alexthechick - Hair rays activate! at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (mf5HN)

123 I wonder if I could do a "Choose your own comment" comment?



Posted by: Bigby's Waving Bye-Bye Hand


God, I loved those books.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (/Ho8c)

124 #99

But if anyone here calls me Francis, I'll kill you.

Posted by: Killer at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (CX7AY)

125 It would have been correct to refer to Liz as "the more masculine U.S. Senator from Massachusetts."

Posted by: Furious George at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (UlJ3l)

126 This is a big fat nothing burger with extra reggie sauce. Meant to do nothing other than bring injun liz into the limelight

I approve.

Posted by: Sepp "The Clubfooted" Goebbles at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (U7H1n)

127 You know what?

I say stand back and let the Left destroy each other with their own cray-cray rules and imaginary offenses.

If the rest of us are held to these rules, then so should Obama. Think a guy named Alinsky taught me that....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (2TN4k)

128 "Sure thing pal."

"Thanks fag".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (GGCsk)

129 I always hated it when Dad called me Tiger.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (S41VY)

130 117
"You know what? Bite my ass."

Your place or mine?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 13, 2015 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

Dear God. Can you say "rabies?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (+YMhA)

131
Speaking of lying sacks, haven't seen Jay Carney for a while. Did he divorce his wife and elope with Candy Crowley?

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (wAQA5)

132
What do you know, Josh Earnest has a wife.

Sure, she's kinda weird looking -- she has a chin but no actual jawline, but still -- a wife.

http://tinyurl.com/nml8b6j

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (kdS6q)

133 I don't like Hillary but anyone who saw Obama use the middle finger against Hillary (while leftists seriously claimed that he was just scratching his cheek) and was a Obamabot knows he's sexist. He makes exception for women who cover for him or do his work for him or pander to him. That's about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (1sJza)

134 >>> God, I loved those books.

Didja know Neil Patrick Harris did his Autobiogrphy in that format? It is the lulz

Posted by: Bigby's Waving Bye-Bye Hand at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (3ZtZW)

135 Hey, even losers can get married sometimes. It happens.

*sulks*

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (/Ho8c)

136 Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (xQX/f)

OK, Sparky Good to know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (V+kmg)

137 122He doesn't stab the rapey Russian.Breaks his larynx.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (mGBKM)

138 You'd think the progs would implode by now.

Posted by: Iblis at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (9221z)

139 >>Did he divorce his wife and elope with Candy Crowley?

I think what she does is more of a waddle than a lope.

Posted by: Aviator at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (sQzB6)

140 Did not know that, Bigby's Entertaining Hand.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (/Ho8c)

141
I always hated it when Dad called me Tiger.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM (S41VY


Works for me.

Posted by: Eldrick Woods at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (JtwS4)

142 meant and "wasn't" an Obamabot"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (1sJza)

143 "Let me be clear, i apologize to the senator from Massachusetts with the mustache, colored hair and feminine body odor."

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (GGCsk)

144 >>>So now we should call ace "Award Winning Blogger Mr. O'Spades" to show proper respect?

Posted by: Farmer at May 13, 2015 04:18 PM (o/90i)<<<

That would seem to be acceptable.

Posted by: Peabody Award-winning international film and television star Nick Searcy at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (YJlgN)

145 OK gotta go get the kid

laterz

Posted by: Bigby's Waving Bye-Bye Hand at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)

146 I always hated it when Dad called me Tiger.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM



Tiger was the dog. No wonder it pissed you off.

Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (bynk/)

147 Failed Stripes reference.

Posted by: Killer (or was that Psycho?) at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (CX7AY)

148 I had a TI that always called us "ladies". Maybe I should sue. What the statute of limitations on these things?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (GGCsk)

149 133 I don't like Hillary but anyone who saw Obama use the middle finger against Hillary (while leftists seriously claimed that he was just scratching his cheek) and was a Obamabot knows he's sexist. He makes exception for women who cover for him or do his work for him or pander to him. That's about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______________________

Obama's not a sexist. He just thinks he's better than all the other women.

Posted by: Furious George at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (UlJ3l)

150 >>Is there ever a clear winner in a slap fight?



Sadly, we'll never know.

Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (S41VY)

151 Back when I was gainfully employed in machine shops, if you fucked up particularly badly (or loudly in the case of the one guy that ran a tool into the rapidly rotating CNC lathe chuck, which was reportedly heard over in the next county), you earned your nickname.

Like "Crash" did there. He was only angry at that for about two years. After that, he pretty much gave up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (0HooB)

152 146 I always hated it when Dad called me Tiger.

Posted by: Bobby Brady at May 13, 2015 04:21 PM


Tiger was the dog. No wonder it pissed you off.
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (bynk/)



And he had him "sent to a farm"

Posted by: Buzzion at May 13, 2015 04:25 PM (z/Ubi)

153 I saw the word "Sherrod" and thought it was Shirley Sherrord... but then I realized that was silly because:

a) she's brown by nature, not by name

Posted by: Russtovich at May 13, 2015 04:25 PM (8zhoe)

154 >>Sure, she's kinda weird looking -- she has a chin but no actual jawline, but still -- a wife.

Alien-ish.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2015 04:25 PM (2TN4k)

155 steve martin had a good joke on SNL, when Tom Hanks called him "Mr. Martin:"

"Please, please, Mr. Martin is my *father.* You can call me 'Mister *Steve* Martin.' "

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:25 PM (PA7DS)

156 don't know if its been mentioned, but remember that stupid "roundtable" obama had when he was supposed to be talking the budget and healthcare or something, Paul Ryan whipped out some numbers on the healthcare and pointed out with very specific language how the numbers were being hidden and counted twice where it was beneficial and not counted at all when it would harm obama's position, and obama responded "paul, blah blah blah", he did that to EVERYONE at the table, they all took the 2-3 seconds to say "Mr. President" and all he did the entire time was refer to everyone by their first name

he is just a dick, a dick who thinks president means "totally in charge of everything, like really everything, even the supreme court and congress, because hey man, president"

Posted by: chelsea danger at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (CppQc)

157 Former United Nations ambassador John Bolton will announce on Thursday whether he is running for president.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (sWgE+)

158
It's not like he said Lizzy had nice tits or something...
Posted by: Marcus T
.................................
That would be a lie, and as your presidebt you know I could never ever tell one.

Posted by: Hussein, your Misogynist-In-Chief at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (wAQA5)

159
"Failed Stripes reference"

Don't call me killer either.

Posted by: Francis "Psycho" Soyer at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (OD2ni)

160 >>>Tiger was the dog. No wonder it pissed you off.


Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2015 04:23 PM (bynk/)<<<

Why? What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (YJlgN)

161 >>>You would think I would have this memorized by now but there's a bit in Red Storm Rising where the Marines with the Air Force guy in Iceland are calling him something that they presume he doesn't know they mean in disrespect. It may just be sir.

i think they were calling him LEFtennant, imitating the British, as some kind of dig?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (PA7DS)

162 Alien-ish.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2015 04:25 PM

That's it. She does kinda remind me of ET.

Posted by: Farmer at May 13, 2015 04:27 PM (o/90i)

163 >>he is just a dick


THIS

Loved how Earnest all but demanded an apology.
Apparently one cannot insult the king-er, president in this country. Hope O doesn't get any ideas from lil'Kim on how to deal with misbehaving government folks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2015 04:28 PM (2TN4k)

164 Obama's not a sexist. He just thinks he's better than all the other women.

Even though most women could probably kick his ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (YFFpo)

165 Mr. AceofSpades was my father.

You can call me Mr. Award Winning Blogger AceofSpades.

Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (S41VY)

166 Since Choom Boy, Lieawatha Warren and all the other members of the D.C. politicocracy have caused the needle of my Respect-O-Meter to rust itself firmly to the peg below "zero," I can't really muster any outrage, disgust or even mild rebuke if two of the people I despise most get their panties in a bunch over the lack of whatever they perceive coming from each other.

They can stand in the middle of a parking lot and swat each other with badminton racquets and it won't have a thing to do with me.

They don't earn my respect, so they don't get it. I can dredge up more for a convicted shoplifter.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (P8YHq)

167 Eff them all, right down the line.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

168 The warning sign was probably when it became racist to say Obama's middle name.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (BX5wZ)

169 161 Well,he had rank but he was an Air Force Meteorologist.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (mGBKM)

170 Obama has a very condescending way of speaking to female reporters See his awful awful Super Bowl interview with th gushing star struck savannah Guthrie

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM (zOTsN)

171 >>Even though most women could probably kick his ass.


No kidding.
Remember how respectfully he treated me?
That 'lipstick on a pig' slight was so subtle. Not.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (2TN4k)

172 Oh, yeah? Well this makes Sherrod Brown a racist.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

173 These senators think too much of themselves. I deal with congress often and never call them senator. At best it's Mr. Miss. Mrs. so and so or a first name.

They work for me. It's not some royal title.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (GGCsk)

174 They can stand in the middle of a parking lot and swat each other with badminton racquets and it won't have a thing to do with me.


I'd pay good money to watch that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (0HooB)

175 Damn, all this talk of Warren needs a palate cleanser.

http://tinyurl.com/mvde6qm

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (sWgE+)

176 It's not like Obama tried to hand her a note...

Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (S41VY)

177 136 Don't ever call me sport or you'll find out how sporting
I am.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (xQX/f)

OK, Sparky Good to know.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:22 PM (V+kmg)

Easy, tiger.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (mx5oN)

178 Is there ever a clear winner in a slap fight?

Sadly, we'll never know.
Posted by: Garrett at May 13, 2015 04:24 PM (S41VY)


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Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (/HX7u)

179 Did he ever call Sarah Palin "governor" or did he call her Sarah?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (GGCsk)

180 These senators think too much of themselves. I deal with congress often and never call them senator. At best it's Mr. Miss. Mrs. so and so or a first name.

They work for me. It's not some royal title.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (GGCsk)


I deal with the Hill a couple times a week. I don't mind calling a Senator by their title.

I mind when their staff members think they're entitled to the same respect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (V+kmg)

181 Re: sport, Francis, bub, champ, etc.
Was watching some trailer a couple days ago. A SNL comic plays
lead. Sorry, forget who. Gets sentenced to 10 years in joint. Has 30
days before jail. Hires black character to prepare him. Racist fun, right?

It actually looked entertaining and funny. But I've been wrong before
and betting money that a SNL comic could be funny for an hour and a half? Don't think so. The black dude prolly steals the show.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (xQX/f)

182 Wait...I'm so out of it I though Shirley Sherrod was a dude.

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)

183
Imagine the butthurt if he'd called her ma'am.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (lpeQC)

184 Easy, tiger.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (mx5oN)


I hear ya, big guy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (V+kmg)

185 He should just picture Warren naked. Then he would never call her "Elizabeth" again.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (GGCsk)

186 Obama has a very condescending way of speaking to
female reporters See his awful awful Super Bowl interview with th
gushing star struck savannah Guthrie

Posted by: ThunderB, Overly Provocative at May 13, 2015 04:29 PM


Choom Boy has a condescending way of speaking to everyone save Oppressed Minority Heroes, thugs and Muzzie terrorists.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (P8YHq)

187 Since he's a puppet, he's playing a part. A part he learned watching movies, tv and news casts.

President's golf == Barack golfs. obsessively.

President's are all knowing == Barack is the best at everything; just ask him.

President's are all collegiate and act friendly with their opponents == Barack calls all his enemies by their first name.

President's say portentous stuff in very serious tones. == Barack makes everything he says sound like it's the voice of doom. But then it turns out he was totes just kidding.

President's fly all over the world == Barack travels to all the spots he dreamed of going to when he was a kid so he can get treated special

President's meet with world leaders == Barack meets with world leaders but because he's such a beta male he bows and scrapes to them.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 13, 2015 04:32 PM (zRby/)

188 "You know what? Bite my ass."

Your place or mine?


Posted by: Bill Clinton

Not so fast there, bub.

- Steve Kroft

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:33 PM (XUKZU)

189 "President Sweetie"

I like it. Let's go with that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2015 04:33 PM (IN7k+)

190 Damn, all this talk of Warren needs a palate cleanser. http://tinyurl.com/mvde6qm
Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:30 PM (sWgE+)


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*scribbles wrg500's nic next to Maddog on shit list*

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:33 PM (/HX7u)

191 >>betting money that a SNL comic could be funny for an hour and a half?


Will Farrell's 15 minutes were up years ago. He plays the same character in every movie, just like he played the same character in almost every skit. He can be funny - such as his Ron Burgundy character, but not a wide range.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at May 13, 2015 04:34 PM (2TN4k)

192 "Tiger" used by men unrelated to each other sounds I little....I don't know....a little light in the loafers. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:34 PM (1sJza)

193 I'm also wondering whether this is a case of no honor among thieves or stage craft to promote Princess Running Joke.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 13, 2015 04:34 PM (Spluw)

194 Except when you're talking about Tiger Woods, of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:34 PM (1sJza)

195
You would think I would have this memorized by now but there's a bit in Red Storm Rising where the Marines with the Air Force guy in Iceland are calling him something that they presume he doesn't know they mean in disrespect. It may just be sir.

i think they were calling him LEFtennant, imitating the British, as some kind of dig?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:26 PM (PA7DS)







They were calling him "Mr" instead of "sir" or "Lieutenant".

After he knifed the first Russkie rapist, they started calling him "Skipper".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (lpeQC)

196 I mind when their staff members think they're entitled to the same respect.

So they don't like being called "Mr./Ms Low-level Staffer?"

Because that's what I'd call some uppity low-level staffer. Or "Dickhead" whichever is more appropriate.

Or "Sugartits." I'm not sexist.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (0HooB)

197 "Now, I'm sure this press corps would just love overly-familiar nicknames from President Sweetie, because they want him to treat them intimately."

I like it when he calls me Honey Buns

As in "Bend over honey buns." (squeals of delight)

Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (1BQGO)

198 Social Convention? What pray tell, be that?

Posted by: King Barrack the Self-Absorbed at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (nb5QL)

199 >>"Tiger" used by men unrelated to each other sounds I little....I don't know....a little light in the loafers. ;^)


Hey guys, let's form a Tiger Team so we can synch up projects and leverage our opportunities!!

Posted by: Andersen Consultant at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (2TN4k)

200 What a whiny, arrogant, little pantywaist...

Ernest too...

Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (Bn6aD)

201 for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy: Keep it up, Slick. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2015 04:13 PM (PA7DS) Sure thing, Hoss. You got it, Slick.

Easy now Big Guy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw)

202 >>"Tiger" used by men unrelated to each other sounds I little....I don't know....a little light in the loafers. ;^)



That was your first clue.

Posted by: Mike Brady at May 13, 2015 04:36 PM (S41VY)

203 "I'm so out of it I though Shirley Sherrod was a dude"



Shirley you jest.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 04:36 PM (LA7Cm)

204 >>I mind when their staff members think they're entitled to the same respect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:31 PM (V+kmg)
<<

Sheesh. You're a better man than me. I usually greet staffers by saying "hey dickhead". For the women I'm a bit more polite.

Seriously, it's not really a conscious thing. The Mr., Mrs, Miss thing works for me for a long time. Senator just sounds too royal and formal.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:36 PM (GGCsk)

205 The question is moot.

Posted by: The Burning Time at May 13, 2015 04:36 PM (evdj2)

206 I'm also wondering whether this is a case of no honor among thieves or stage craft to promote Princess Running Joke.

I go with stage craft. They are trying to show her as a strong independent voice. A Democratic leader. Keep in mind that the Obama camp wants her to run.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (sWgE+)

207 I wonder how much a gasket Josh Earnest would blow if people started referring to him as "President Pantywaist."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (1sJza)

208 Gawd I hate dyslexia I kept picturing Sherrod Brown wtf

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (RJMhd)

209 A lot of Red Storm Rising comments on this blog.

I was watching the Reagan PBS special this week - not sure if it was new or not.

But a reminder of a time when you respected the President.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (gmeXX)

210 for anyone calling me Chief or Buddy: Keep it up, Slick.

Boss is still okay, yes Boss?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (evdj2)

211 The media will be sure to note all of these offenses in a Cruz administration. At the end of the day, the best reason to vote GOP is that the media does it's job then

Posted by: Robschr at May 13, 2015 04:37 PM (gWvMh)

212 In my defense that guy is a real pussy.

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (RJMhd)

213 Yep; It's all stage craft to promote Lieawatha.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (1sJza)

214 Or "Sugartits." I'm not sexist.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:35 PM (0HooB)


Mmmmmm. To be fair, there is a significant population of Sugartits on the Hill.

It could work.

I can see no way this would end badly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (V+kmg)

215 "Hey Boss" says every foreigner in a gas station or convenience store.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (GGCsk)

216 At the end of the day, the best reason to vote GOP is that the media does it's job then

----

Well it isn't for the less government.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (gmeXX)

217 Sahib would be okay then?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (zRby/)

218 "Hey Boss" says every foreigner in a gas station or convenience store.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (GGCsk)


...and Uber driver in Northern Virginia.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (V+kmg)

219 You're beautiful when you're angry.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (XUKZU)

220 Completely OT: GNR "Welcome to the Jungle" just came on my Pandora station.

Which reminded me- so I wanted to share...

A few weeks ago at a pack meeting, our Cub Master was going to do a little skit about how *not* to go camping. His intro was going to be Welcome to the Jungle. Until I pointed out that the intro might be a little... inappropriate for 9 yr olds.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (kff5f)

221 >>I can see no way this would end badly.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:38 PM (V+kmg)
<<

I can. Female ex-Marine staffer tasked with military affairs. Someone ends up with nuts rolling around on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (GGCsk)

222
The warning sign was probably when it became racist to say Obama's middle name.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk
.............................................
Because Barack Obama doesn't sound ethnic or anything when you take out the HUSSEIN.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (wAQA5)

223 Sahib would be okay then?

How about Habibi?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (sWgE+)

224 Ricardo Kill

LOL

Posted by: River Guide at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (RJMhd)

225 I can. Female ex-Marine staffer tasked with military affairs. Someone ends up with nuts rolling around on the floor.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (GGCsk)


I'll be gentle with her nuts.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:40 PM (V+kmg)

226 I can. Female ex-Marine staffer tasked with military affairs. Someone ends up with nuts rolling around on the floor.

Yours or hers?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:41 PM (sWgE+)

227 I wouldn't call him Bwana if I were you.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 13, 2015 04:41 PM (XUKZU)

228 57 I'm not your Buddy, Guy!

Posted by: Terrance or Phillip at May 13, 2015 04:11 PM (S41VY)

and the Waters aren't Muddy here, either

Posted by: the Butcher at May 13, 2015 04:42 PM (fUjxW)

229 >>His intro was going to be Welcome to the Jungle



I use 'Keep it Greasy' as my walk on.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 13, 2015 04:42 PM (S41VY)

230 O/T The Norks executed their defense minister yesterday, for sleeping during a meeting and talking back to Kim ILWhatevs. They executed him via anti-aircraft guns. So, I guess the burial is a fait accompli.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2015 04:42 PM (5buP8)

231 I think that was rhetorical....

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2015 04:43 PM (GGCsk)

232 "Tiger" used by men unrelated to each other sounds I little....I don't know....a little light in the loafers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 04:34 PM (1sJza)
________

Drop the gloves, FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: Tiger Williams at May 13, 2015 04:43 PM (r+LOT)

233 Of course Obama was being a dick, he knows no other way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:44 PM (0FSuD)

234 O/T The Norks executed their defense minister yesterday, for sleeping during a meeting and talking back to Kim ILWhatevs. They executed him via anti-aircraft guns. So, I guess the burial is a fait accompli.


----

In America you just get a bigger car.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:44 PM (gmeXX)

235 A few weeks ago at a pack meeting, our Cub Master was going to do a little skit about how *not* to go camping. His intro was going to be Welcome to the Jungle. Until I pointed out that the intro might be a little... inappropriate for 9 yr olds.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:39 PM (kff5f)


------------------------------------------


Is that a rap song about killing cops? Otherwise, I don't get it.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:45 PM (/HX7u)

236
No one has ever touched Hillary's nuts!

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Aide to Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2015 04:45 PM (P330y)

237

So now according to Breitbart it looks like the Trade Sell Out Power Grab deal has now got the votes to pass?

Thank you again McCocksickle. Vayr ge hargit already,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2015 04:45 PM (St6BJ)

238 233 Of course Obama was being a dick, he knows no other way.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:44 PM (0FSuD)

You are what you eat, after all.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2015 04:45 PM (mx5oN)

239 Is that a rap song about killing cops? Otherwise, I don't get it.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:45 PM (/HX7u)


It starts with what sounds suspiciously like a woman (Or Axl, maybe- often hard to tell the difference) having a very exuberant orgasm.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)

240 He could have said "mem sahib" to Lizzy. Then what?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lizzie Warren had an axe
She gave ol' Hillary 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave Barack 41

Burma Shave

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 13, 2015 04:47 PM (zRby/)

241

Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, I want to hear you scream

Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed

And when you're high you never ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah

You know where you are?
You're down in the jungle baby, you're gonna dieee
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
Its gonna bring you down, ha!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 13, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)

242 McConnell is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (UnJ7w)

243 "Boss" actually sounds a little subservient. But ''sport" pisses me off.

I don't even know why. It's like saying 'Please punch me in the nose, your sister, and not what your mother said last night'. All in one word.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (xQX/f)

244 I can. Female ex-Marine staffer tasked with military affairs. Someone ends up with nuts rolling around on the floor.

I was at a gig a few years back when a gaggle of low-level staffers in state government came into the club for something or other. Since I was a good bit younger back then and still quasi-unugly, one of the hot low-level staffer babes engaged me in conversation.

She was great right up until she started to incessantly remind me of her Official Low-Level Staffer Title. Which she did. A lot. Many times, in fact.

Did I mention she had a Low-Level Staffer Title? She did. And this was before she'd had her first drink. I'da taken her home except Low-Level Staffer Title.

All. Night. Long.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (0HooB)

245 @239....Aren't you thinking of "Rocket Queen"?

Posted by: NSA Commenter CRM114 at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (hqZPQ)

246 Earnest should just allow that it might be Warren's time of the month.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

247
Lower tier art blog.

Posted by: TVoC at May 13, 2015 04:44 PM (XzRw1)







Lower tier art blog my stinky squeekhole. The HQ has kitteh sniper paintings, Waldo portraits and Dogs Playing Poker on black velvet. And of course, boobies.

If that's not art, I don't know what is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (lpeQC)

248 It starts with what sounds suspiciously like a woman (Or Axl, maybe-
often hard to tell the difference) having a very exuberant orgasm.


It gets used in stadiums all the time--they're smart enough to cue the track sometime after that.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (ZKzrr)

249 I know guys that can't remember your name, I am bad at that also, and refer to you as "bubba" or "partner".



Pretty obvious they have no clue who you are. Stupid. I usually just say, "what's happening" or "how's it going"

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (0FSuD)

250 It starts with what sounds suspiciously like a woman (Or Axl, maybe- often hard to tell the difference) having a very exuberant orgasm.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)


---------------------------------------------


Ah. Like 9 yr. olds know what an orgasm is? Nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)

251 Sad to hear that McCain and Kerry aren't as friendly anymore. They have so much in common - both marrying women with family fortunes and all.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (gmeXX)

252
Earnest should just allow that it might be Warren's time of the month.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
.............................................
Could've sworn she was over that a decade ago.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

253 Wimmin. Amirite?

Posted by: Preznit Skeezy McBreezy at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

254 Posted by: NSA Commenter CRM114 at May 13, 2015 04:48 PM (hqZPQ

Considering I just listened to the song about 4 minutes ago? No, I'm pretty sure I know of what I speak.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (kff5f)

255 There is nothing in DC a rather large fire couldn't solve.

Posted by: ConstantineXI at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (Eov0o)

256 O/T The Norks executed their defense minister yesterday, for sleeping during a meeting and talking back to Kim ILWhatevs. They executed him via anti-aircraft guns. So, I guess the burial is a fait accompli.


Will Dennis Rodman be attending the service?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (EMXR7)

257 251
Sad to hear that McCain and Kerry aren't as friendly anymore. They have
so much in common - both marrying women with family fortunes and all.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (gmeXX)

That and purple hearts! Course, McLames are real.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

258 And of course, boobies.


http://is.gd/ZAIlMm

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)

259
Could've sworn she was over that a decade ago.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (wAQA5)

Liberal women are NEVER over it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

260 All in all though, Welcome to the Jungle is a good song. Loud, driving and dirty.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2)

261 President Cum-Cupcake's spokebitch Joshie should wear his big-girl panties and shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 13, 2015 04:51 PM (FCuM7)

262 Ah. Like 9 yr. olds know what an orgasm is? Nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)


No. And I'd like to keep them ignorant a little longer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)

263 O/T The Norks executed their defense minister yesterday, for sleeping
during a meeting and talking back to Kim ILWhatevs. They executed him
via anti-aircraft guns. So, I guess the burial is a fait accompli.

Now THAT'S a "Trigger Warning"...

Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2015 04:51 PM (YFFpo)

264 That and purple hearts! Course, McLames are real.

----

Don't forget completely inept presidential campaigns.

Posted by: SH at May 13, 2015 04:51 PM (gmeXX)

265
Ah. Like 9 yr. olds know what an orgasm is? Nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)








*smirk*

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (lpeQC)

266 There is nothing in DC a rather large fire couldn't solve.

Posted by: ConstantineXI at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (Eov0o)


We tried that. Didn't work.

Posted by: The British, Circa 1812 at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (kff5f)

267 "McConnell is a piece of shit."


That's one Hell of a nickname.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (LA7Cm)

268 What I would like to know is how this ultra-liberal turd got elected in OH in the first place. He is rated as the most liberal Democrat in the Senate for 2012. Who did the Repukes run against him?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (wlDny)

269 Rocket Queen has Axl Rose banging one of the bands groupie in it. Welcome to the Jungle is about how Axl felt arriving in LA after coming from Gary, Indiana.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (UnJ7w)

270 That's one Hell of a nickname.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (LA7Cm)


Should we just start calling him "Merde McConnell?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f)

271 Where are you all seeing Nork story? Would love to read it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

272 My suspicion is that Obama treats everyone dismissively. It's not sexism, he just thinks he's better than everyone. It's not an accident that there are photos of him with his nose up in the air.

Maybe he can settle this by inviting Liawatha over for a beer summit.

Oh, wait, no. Can't do that, because she's one thirtysixth Indian and has a predisposition to alcoholism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (TFeCV)

273 Ah. Like 9 yr. olds know what an orgasm is? Nevermind.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:49 PM (/HX7u)

No. And I'd like to keep them ignorant a little longer.

Ahh, they have internet don't they? They know

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:54 PM (sWgE+)

274
Barry: "You're likeable enough, Hillary."
Hillary: "You're not. Now get Bill some coffee."

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2015 04:54 PM (wAQA5)

275 "You don't know how someone's going to take it. Often, they'll take it poorly."

That's offensive. You don't know me and how I take things.

I demand an apology.

Posted by: TallDave at May 13, 2015 04:54 PM (/s1LA)

276
There is nothing in DC a rather large fire couldn't solve.

Posted by: ConstantineXI at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (Eov0o)

We tried that. Didn't work.

Posted by: The British, Circa 1812 at May 13, 2015 04:52 PM (kff5f)







Us too. We keep getting sidetracked before we hit the freeways to DC.

Posted by: Baltimore rioters at May 13, 2015 04:55 PM (lpeQC)

277 Posted by: Arson Wells at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (UnJ7w)

Well, then I'm glad he didn't pick Rocket Queen.

But, yes, the intro of Welcome to the Jungle is... quite expressive, IYKWIM. I'd rather not be the one to introduce a bunch of Cub Scouts to that.

Sure, *they* probably wouldn't know- but I would, and that's just f*ckin' creepy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f)

278
I'm too sexist for my shirt

too sexist for my shirt

so sexist it hurts

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at May 13, 2015 04:55 PM (NUCTk)

279 I demand an apology.

Check your privilege!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 13, 2015 04:55 PM (evdj2)

280 That's Monsiuer Merde.

Posted by: Monsieur Merde McConnell at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (UnJ7w)

281 No. And I'd like to keep them ignorant a little longer.

You're a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannitie at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (xQX/f)

282 Heck, by SJW standards, BHO has to be worse than Ted Kennedy in the misogyny department by now.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:02 PM (kff5f)


Pfft. Obama and Kennedy are pikers.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (TFeCV)

283 But, yes, the intro of Welcome to the Jungle is... quite expressive, IYKWIM.

Does Texas not have radio edits?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (ZKzrr)

284 North Korean execution story

http://tinyurl.com/p4zvomz

Posted by: tu3031 at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (YFFpo)

285 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (wlDny)

286 Newd. Get a long little Corgis.

Or get a short one. I'm not picky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (0HooB)

287 Axl Rose is from Gary?

How'd that happen. He's, he's WHITE!!!!!

Must be from one of the redneck outlying areas cause municipal Gary is like 85% Black. (they've dropped a bit lately)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 13, 2015 04:57 PM (zRby/)

288 There is nothing in DC a rather large fire that 200 short tons of C-4 couldn't solve.
Posted by: ConstantineXI at May 13, 2015 04:50 PM (Eov0o)


FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 13, 2015 04:57 PM (V+kmg)

289
Where are you all seeing Nork story? Would love to read it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 13, 2015 04:53 PM (0FSuD)






It's trending on Bing right now.

One of the stories:
http://tinyurl.com/onshq5j

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2015 04:57 PM (lpeQC)

290 Or get a short one. I'm not picky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 13, 2015 04:56 PM (0HooB)


AtC?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 13, 2015 04:57 PM (sWgE+)

291
Sure, *they* probably wouldn't know- but I would, and that's just f*ckin' creepy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f)

It would have rocked their socks off, that's for sure.

Posted by: Arson Wells at May 13, 2015 04:57 PM (UnJ7w)

292 No. And I'd like to keep them ignorant a little longer.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 13, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)


---------------------------------------


You could have just laughed and told them that's what people sound like when their tent collapses during a heavy rain.

Posted by: Soona at May 13, 2015 04:59 PM (/HX7u)

293 "We all know that when someone calls a guy "Chief," he's not actually treating you respectfully."


Unless that guy is a CPO in the US Navy.


Whazzap roonz and roonettez! One more night at the salt mines then I'm off for the weekend. WOOHOO!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 13, 2015 04:59 PM (/2KMt)

294 I don't call Obama Mr. President. I just refer to him as Mr. Mom Jeans.

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2015 04:59 PM (88xKn)

295 "Welcome to the Jungle" is really inappropriate for that age. It's a shame that the other fellow who suggested it was clueless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2015 05:00 PM (1sJza)

296 Calling someone 'chief' is appropriate and respectful if you are talking to a Chief Petty Officer in the Navy or a Chief Warrant Officer in any of the other branches of service. Outside of that, if you aren't an Indian reservation, then that term is certainly less than respectful.

Posted by: VA conservative at May 13, 2015 05:03 PM (+pZwg)

297 If they were going to escalate from name calling to actual brawling it might be entertaining.

Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2015 05:15 PM (DL2i+)

298 He is not merely an arrogant man.

He is also a dick. Always.

Posted by: revolting peasant at May 13, 2015 05:24 PM (nVss6)

299 "Insane. It's nothing but offense-taking and apologies with this estrogen-soaked crew."

This was all an inevitable result of the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Beef at May 13, 2015 05:25 PM (/q4N3)

300 Hey.. at least he didn't call her Pocahontas!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 13, 2015 05:34 PM (so+oy)

301 Victorian rules. Of course, if everyone is full of it, and a pretender to the throne, then it is hard to know when to bow, and when to bend over. Jack the Ripper at least got some respect. Of course, that was just not much choice for the bits and pieces left over. Not the first time breeding politics made the papers.

Posted by: first and last at May 13, 2015 05:38 PM (xrURQ)

302 Obama doesn't use first names to be sexist. It's his way of condescending.

It's hard to imagine a man so arrogant who has more to be humble about.

Posted by: Adjoran at May 13, 2015 05:40 PM (QIQ6j)

303 I hope Elizabeth Warren and Obama get in a slap fight. Warren, using her Native American fighting skills will kick his skinny ass. Obama, in his book, wrote about beating up some little girl due to peer pressure, and he has gotten cocky over the years of his fighting skills. Warren will go Ruth Buzzi on him with her purse for the knockout.

Posted by: Thomasone at May 13, 2015 07:28 PM (lX87U)

304 Buster. Mac. Bubba. Charlie. Bucko.

Posted by: Cheap Carny Grifter from Arkansas at May 14, 2015 03:48 AM (WQ9bK)

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