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Sherrod Brown: Obama's Kind of a Sexist for Disagreeing With Elizabeth Warren, Don't You Think?
Yes. #TheirRules https://t.co/r1o5V0sQ7L
— RB (@RBPundit) May 12, 2015Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown, one of the top Democratic opponents of President Barack Obama’s trade agenda, criticized Obama on Tuesday for what the senator saw as "disrespectful" comments toward Sen. Elizabeth Warren and indicated that Warren's gender may be at issue. ... "I think the president was disrespectful to her by the way he did that," Brown told reporters during a news conference following the failed procedural vote. "I think that the president has made this more personal than he needed to." ... "I'm not going to get into more details," Brown said. "I think referring to her as first-name, when he might not have done that for a male senator, perhaps? I've said enough."The first-name thing is his evidence for the Sexist smear? I mean, don't get me wrong; Obama is a sexist, but this isn't any kind of evidence of that. But again, that's all these people know. Without this-- what are they?
Speaking of sexism, Jessica Valenti spies on a man using his phone, reading his twitter feed over his shoulder, and concludes he's got a problem.
The guy next to me on the subway was checking Twitter; he followed almost all the same people I did but NO WOMEN. Passive sexism is for real
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) May 12, 2015Explains man-spreading. Who wants creepy women reading their phones? RT @jtLOL: Jessica Valenti is a creep. https://t.co/5Wi3Wv44lo
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) May 12, 2015Oh @JessicaValenti (HT @1979amish) pic.twitter.com/8H9qZS44Ba
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 12, 2015
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Kermit's finger!
Posted by: Soothie at May 12, 2015 04:55 PM (9zY72)
Valenti should visit the Middle East and see REAL sexism, instead of the imagined stuff she hallucinates here.
Posted by: acethepug at May 12, 2015 04:56 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Barry O at May 12, 2015 04:56 PM (XPfM7)
Wow Ace worked in a good Anne Frank/Nazi zing -- not easy to do. Niiiiiice.
Posted by: Soothie at May 12, 2015 04:56 PM (9zY72)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 12, 2015 04:57 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 12, 2015 04:57 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 04:57 PM (iQIUe)
What's green and smells like Jessica Valenti?
Posted by: Soothie at May 12, 2015 04:57 PM (9zY72)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 12, 2015 04:58 PM (vk+Kb)
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 04:58 PM (ecDRv)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 04:59 PM (lIU4e)
Jessica Valenti is ISIS!
"Soon until now we know of your where-itude from your devices"
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2015 04:59 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2015 05:00 PM (fMQoG)
Is the courthouse in Madison really called the Social Justice Center???
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (fMQoG)
That takes a special sort of cold, black heart.
Anyway, as for her "passive sexism" it's pretty hilarious picturing liberal guys all over New York fretting that perhaps they were the "passive sexist" and desperately adding random women to their twitter feeds.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (MYCIw)
hahahahahahaha
That hot guy in the Prius did not look at me!
PASSIVE SEXISM
My Womyn's Studies degree did not guarantee me an interview at McKinsey!
PASSIVE SEXISM
Posted by: Feh at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (UH6O1)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (oDCMR)
The women we follow have pay-per-view websites.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: irright at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (pMGkg)
...but you don't deserve to know you oppressors!!1!
Posted by: Left-handed genderqueer lesbian midget Inuit Gaia worshipper with a stutter at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (7YlUk)
"Some stupid cow is reading my texts."
Hilarity would have ensued.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (FsuaD)
he followed almost all the same people I did but NO WOMEN
..........................
maybe that dude is ghey Jessie, how do you feel now you Homophobe?
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Feh at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (UH6O1)
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And keeping the cats that will eat her face off when she dies. Feminism - huzzah!!
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (AkOaV)
The guy Valenti was spying on was probably teh ghey.
Posted by: @votermom at May 12, 2015 05:03 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Feh at May 12, 2015 05:03 PM (UH6O1)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Festive Holiday Jerksocks at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (ecDRv)
Said by a feminist NEVER.
Posted by: Feh at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (UH6O1)
"My wife has a slight speech impediment. Every few minutes she stops speaking to catch her breath."
- - Jimmy Durante
(Ha ha ha, I'm mortified!)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:04 PM (95CzI)
Dog whistle, wolf whistle. Sexist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:05 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 12, 2015 05:05 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: hello it's Me Donna... again at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (reOZT)
Behold, the righteous indignation of creepy subway stalkers
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Grump928(c) ponders the cyborg life at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 12, 2015 05:05 PM (/yNLK)
Sadly, it usually disappears around election time. Then again, Ted Scuba Kennedy let Jimmie the Dimmih have it back in '80. Hoping for a repeat of that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 12, 2015 05:06 PM (reOZT)
Now, watch the teeth, sugartits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:07 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (TPVXf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Hilarity would have ensued.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (FsuaD)
I had a "flamboyant" friend who, whenever he felt someone was eavesdropping, never hesitated to cry out LOUDLY, "Call 911! We're being robbed of our business!!!" I hadn't thought of that, or him, in a long time. Thanks, Jane.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2015 05:09 PM (fMQoG)
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How many black guys have you known with the name Juan? Suspicious.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:09 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:09 PM (8ZskC)
WTF? Is this a thing? "Not admiring me enough" is now "sexism?"
Miss Valenti, your daddy issues are not my problem.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:09 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Need to dig up the footage of Newt slapping him around at the Florida primary debate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:09 PM (St6BJ)
Also: so now we have to have a sufficiently diverse twitter following?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Succotash on whole wheat. With Mazola.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (St6BJ)
Juan Williams is a not very smart talking points robot.
See: Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie for an example of the newer model, with 50% less fucks to give.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (AkOaV)
to her as first-name, when he might not have done that for a male
senator, perhaps? I've said enough."
Did she miss the healtch care "summit" in His Majesty's first term in which he called every Congressman and Senator by his first name?
Posted by: SARDIver at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (DzJBg)
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (ecDRv)
I love Common Core for all the standardization it creates for the minority community. The young black children will test the same as all others if they follow the CC curriculum.
Posted by: Juan Williams at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (P330y)
Also: so now we have to have a sufficiently diverse twitter following?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (2TN4k)
Would be nice if one of our own jumped in and said "I agree with Sherrod Brown. The president's comments were shockingly sexist and demeaning!"
Then watch Brown stammer and stutter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (2TN4k)
Juan Williams is a not very smart talking points robot.
See: Wasserman-Schultz, Debbie for an example of the newer model, with 50% less fucks to give.
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Straight up question, who has nappier hair Juan or Debbie?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (oDCMR)
51 If only the JEF had asked Lieawatha to make him a sammich.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Or better yet, her famous crab chowder (or whatever shellfish dish she had published in the "Pow-Wow Chow" cookbook). Made, of course, with frozen crab from the Great Cherokee Crab Migration of '91.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Juan Williams at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (P330y)
Ahhh. Your child-like naivete would be charming, Juan.
If you were six.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (oDCMR)
Debbie. I don't think Juan styles his with mayo, either.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Juan Williams at May 12, 2015 05:10 PM (P330y)
That's the problem - young black children are testing the same as all the other young black children in their ghetto schools. They're ALL failing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2015 05:12 PM (fMQoG)
And i guess that's the meme now-Warren is being set up as the sympathy figure to try to gets away from Obama's disastrous Presidency?,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 05:13 PM (1sJza)
Debbie, without a doubt.
That's been a common defect among the talking points robots. It's hard to get the hair right.
The creators of Mittbot 2.0 did an excellent job with the hair though. Excellent.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV)
WTF? Is this a thing? "
Who knows? But you know sexism is bad, so an adjective just makes it worse.
Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2015 05:14 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Barry O at May 12, 2015 05:14 PM (XPfM7)
How the hell would she know everyone a person on the subway follows on Twitter?
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:14 PM (RJMhd)
Is passive sexism when you ask the hooker to get on top?
Posted by: wth
<<
Heh.
I award thee the Mel Gibson Award for Sexism.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2015 05:14 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (St6BJ)
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Repubs never notice the gold nuggets when they're digging their holes.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: The Most Interesting Creep In The World at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (8ZskC)
Holding your bag of Planters out to a woman and asking if she wants some nuts.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: mallfly at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (qSIlh)
If holding a door for Les Miserables Valenti both is and is not sexist, how's about I just slam it in her face instead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (95CzI)
Can't touch this oooh oooh oooh ah ah ah
Can't touch this...
But, uh, there is a simpler explanation to this disparity and that's ALLLLL I'm going to say on the matter, lest I get fired from National Review Online. (no I dont work for NRO, but you know...)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (AkOaV)
Jezzuz gawd Jessica Valenti is pulling crap out of her ass to get offended about.
It must take a huge amount of energy to stay offended all the time. And worry about other people's texts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (FsuaD)
In the Progressive universe, Obama's stock has moved from "accumulate" to "sell."
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Vince at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (evdj2)
Hee.
Ahhh, the days of too crowded public transportation, people eavesdropping rather pointedly on your semi-private conversation and occasionally even venturing to jump in with their own thoughts and opinions, reading over your shoulder...
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:16 PM (lIU4e)
Feminist shots fired at the president?! Jiffy pop coming up
Posted by: kari at May 12, 2015 05:16 PM (LFBrC)
Posted by: maddogg at May 12, 2015 05:16 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (RJMhd)
I love Common Core for all the standardization it creates for the minority community. The young black children will test the same as all others if they follow the CC curriculum.
Posted by: Juan Williams
...........................................
I'd rather be looting.
Posted by: Minority Bumper Stickers at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (St6BJ)
Gerry Rafferty has misinformed many people. Polaris is a variable.
Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (gmeXX)
I was in the NYC subway recently standing near a 300 pound man (who was definitely man spreading) who was viciously flipping through a porn magazine during the evening commute.
That was fun.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (AkOaV)
There's so many important people out there that I have NO fuckin clue who they are...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Shit, someone pass me the popcorn, this is going to be fun!
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: SGTYork at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (/yNLK)
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (gmeXX)
Manspreading vs. Femsnooping?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:11 PM (95CzI)
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Don't laugh. The OK crab herds were huge.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (/HX7u)
I was in the NYC subway recently standing near a
300 pound man (who was definitely man spreading) who was viciously
flipping through a porn magazine during the evening commute.
That was fun.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (RJMhd)
Handing your package of Jimmy Dean to a woman as you try to juggle other things and asking, "Would you mind holding my sausage?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
There's so many important people out there that I have NO fuckin clue who they are...
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Amen brother. I am dumbfounded reading the covers of Magazines in the check out line. Who are these people and who gives a fuck?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (oDCMR)
By busting that scrunt in the chops for not minding her own fucking business.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: keena at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (RiTnx)
single
never married
no kids
conservative
isn't a fucked in the brain feminist
understands how badly the deck is legally stacked against men with marriage
doesn't thinking cooking for a man is a form of rape
wont decide ten years into a marriage that she's unhappy and decides to run away with transgender Bruce Jenner wannabe?
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (V7M2Q)
81 So... "Passive Sexism" or "Not Passive Sexism?":
Holding your bag of Planters out to a woman and asking if she wants some nuts.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f)
Queue up Chef from South Park singing about his chocolate salty balls...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (95CzI)
Its a conversation starter to meet chicks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
I was in the NYC subway recently standing near a 300 pound man (who was definitely man spreading) who was viciously flipping through a porn magazine during the evening commute.
That was fun.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (AkOaV)
Meh. Try being in the same car as the bum peeing in the corner, while the train is between Jackson Heights and Forest Hills - a five minute non-stop ride.
BTW, where are you?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Soothie at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (9zY72)
I can't think of a single one.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Bernie Goetz at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
Gun Range on ladies' night, or start going to church regularly.
Neither of those is sure, but you up your chances a fair deal.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (St6BJ)
The one with the inhuman ass is the step daughter of the guy who used to be an Olympic athlete but is now getting his dick chopped off.
Hope that helped.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
How I miss Rudy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:22 PM (St6BJ)
I think the worst was when someone was obviously hard and there was nowhere to go to get away from him.
Oh, and the time after the 4th of july when me and some random guy almost fell onto the tracks after the train left because the crowd was so big.
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:22 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:22 PM (MYCIw)
Lyle Lovett - "Hello, I'm the guy who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. Wait. Don't turn the page. I'm not finished."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvDPezXTzlI
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:18 PM (/HX7u)
Yup, the Dust Bowl thinned em out considerable.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
It's waaaay too late, but one of We the Morons should have responded, "Don't judge me."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (kff5f)
I'm all over the place, I'm in sales.
I recently moved to northernish New England but lived in the NYC extended 'burbs most of my life
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jessica Valenti at May 12, 2015 05:23 PM (FsuaD)
Good grief, he was the most befuddled, idiotic half wit I ever heard (I did radio in college, so I knew a thing or two.)
It was clear he was only on because of the "low expectations" thing.
Now he turned an ethnic name and skin color into a national gig as an OPINION journalist.
My question to him is: who's putting your pants on?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 12, 2015 05:24 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:24 PM (RJMhd)
Its a conversation starter to meet chicks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
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Hey, cupcake. You ever sucked anything that big?
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:24 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:24 PM (V7M2Q)
Dude, they don't just COME that way.
But I have a girlfriend of 5 years who fits in to all of those categories. Great girl, I'm very lucky.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: tbd at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (jQdD1)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Heh. Looks like everyone is finally starting to discover SCoaMF's MO.
Ace called it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (LA7Cm)
who only has mildly rapist tendencies stemming from drinking Bud Light
of finding an American woman who is:
single
never married
no kids
conservative
isn't a fucked in the brain feminist
understands how badly the deck is legally stacked against men with marriage
doesn't thinking cooking for a man is a form of rape
wont decide ten years into a marriage that she's unhappy and decides to run away with transgender Bruce Jenner wannabe?
Posted by: Shit, now what?
Um...
Zero?
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (/Ho8c)
What are my odds as a thirty something single male who only has mildly
rapist tendencies stemming from drinking Bud Light of finding an
American woman who is:
single
never married
no kids
conservative
isn't a fucked in the brain feminist
understands how badly the deck is legally stacked against men with marriage
doesn't thinking cooking for a man is a form of rape
wont decide ten years into a marriage that she's unhappy and decides to run away with transgender Bruce Jenner wannabe?
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (V7M2Q)
Last week's odds -1. Wife's hot friend, meets all the above (conservative as all get out), plus large tracts of land, getting married this weekend. They are out there.
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (RJMhd)
Well, I can see why I should know who SHE is...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (YFFpo)
Hmmm... yeah, that could be creepy.
Obviously we need an online dating site for conservatives and libertarians only.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (kGrwF)
Then the white man came with his railroads and his huge buckets of hot water.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (8ZskC)
He's a black Hispanic.
Only time for the old in-out. Off to gig.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (TV9BR)
I hope right now she's snooping on some guy who is laughing while reading these comments.
*looks behind himself quickly*
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (St6BJ)
"I'm also convinced that Valenti made it up."
After spying on the sexist twitter user, I noticed a Muslim woman being harasses by some white conservative Christians and I told her "I'll ride with you."
Posted by: Jessica Valenti at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (OD2ni)
"Don't laugh. The OK crab herds were huge. "
Damn shame. Almost as sad as the buffalo. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (LA7Cm)
(tear running down the cheek)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (XPfM7)
I hope right now she's snooping on some guy who is laughing while reading these comments.
*looks behind himself quickly*
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 05:25 PM (ecDRv)
Yeah. I met mine 13 years ago.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:27 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (V7M2Q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (kff5f)
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Isn't that what the ONT is?
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: AP at May 12, 2015 05:29 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (/HX7u)
Well... I was thinking with a wider
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (lIU4e)
******************************
I think Sean Hannity started that once a few years ago but I don't remember for sure.
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (V7M2Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (lIU4e)
Mooo!
Moo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (St6BJ)
We're not all farmers?
I'm not going to be using it anyway, so the others might check it out.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:28 PM (V7M2Q)
Doing it oh so wrong. And match.com, I believe, is where she met her beau.
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (ecDRv)
Last time I was on public transportation? 1975, so all you ladies are safe.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2015 05:26 PM (kGrwF)
We actual Oklahomans with documented Cherokee heritage don't care what you call her, we just wish we had gotten that sweet gig at Harvard first.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Feh at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (dkFOh)
Posted by: Shit, now what? at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (V7M2Q)
----------------------------------------------
That was only for great Americans.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (lIU4e)
Don't get me started.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (vgIRn)
The one with the inhuman ass is the step daughter of the guy who used to be an Olympic athlete but is now getting his dick chopped off.
..................................
One of the 6 things we learnt from Bruce Jenner's interview with Diane Sawyer.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (wAQA5)
I just want to be left alone.
And I hate Illinois Nazis.
But if these people keep pushing this passive-aggressive fascist crap it will be time for me to put on MY fascist trenchcoat and jackboots.
And they definitely aren't going to like it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (RJMhd)
Yes. Yes she did.
You know most people with a smart phone can find plenty to occupy themselves with it. Only Inspector Valenti would use it to audit someone else's twitter feed. Because TehOutrage! is so much more fun that just reading your own boring feed.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 12, 2015 05:31 PM (vgIRn)
I don't want to hear it.
Posted by: The Sheep at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 12, 2015 05:00 PM (fMQoG)
On the upside, a lot of kittehs need homes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (kGrwF)
"Passive Sexism" or "Not Passive Sexism"
Handing your package of Jimmy Dean to a woman as you try to juggle other things and asking, "Would you mind holding my sausage?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:19 PM (kff5f)"
Could you give me a hand with this?
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 12, 2015 05:32 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (lIU4e)
Search "AndrewHorseLover69".
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 05:30 PM (1sJza)
Cousin is married to a guy 17 years older than her and they have been happily married for close to 30 years.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (Pz0LV)
Went to a Cherokee stomp one time up in Eastern OK. I was surprised at the number of "white" Cherokee there were.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Is this Valenti chick hittable or not?
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (Pz0LV)
With a brick? Sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:33 PM (St6BJ)
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:35 PM (kff5f)
be an Olympic athlete but is now getting his dick chopped off.
They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:35 PM (oVJmc)
So many comments. All useless.
Is this Valenti chick hittable or not?
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (Pz0LV)
Of course.
Posted by: Ike T at May 12, 2015 05:35 PM (XPfM7)
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
She is a CRAZY angry feminist.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 05:35 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (kff5f)
I have a plan...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:36 PM (kff5f)
Do tell, old thing. Do tell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:37 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Jaws of Defeat at May 12, 2015 05:37 PM (Pz0LV)
She wants sympathy, so she exaggerates it into "all women are unfollowed".
Tomorrow she'll notice she lost 100 male followers and that will totally prove her point!!!
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 12, 2015 05:37 PM (0xTsz)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:37 PM (AkOaV)
Showing they can work with the President. Ya know, get things done.
Beltway would be mighty disappointed in them otherwise.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:38 PM (LA7Cm)
It might be worth a try anyway. Others have pointed out it can work. And if it's too weird, you can always walk away (hopefully politely and maintaining any previous friendship).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 05:38 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea at May 12, 2015 05:38 PM (TV9BR)
He was doomed, no matter what.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)
So, is Gisele going to have to go back to modeling to help with the family finances? lol
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 05:39 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mccool at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (+uNt/)
I think they'll probably be okay. Probably.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (LA7Cm)
Somehow I believe this Valenti woman would have screamed "RAPE" if she'd discovered the guy followed her on Twitter.
He was doomed, no matter what.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:39 PM (FsuaD)"
Does he have a penis?
Then yes, doomed.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:34 PM (LA7Cm)
It's a funny thing, I know people with a lot of Cherokee blood who look "white" and some with very little who look "indian".
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (kXoT0)
Somewhere there's a moss covered rock missing its crazy bitch.
Am I right? Mitch, back me up on this.
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (Pz0LV)
I've got a way not to be ass raped.
Just letting a friend know.
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea at May 12, 2015 05:38 PM (TV9BR)
Doesn't work for my employees.
Posted by: Achmed's House of Goats and Lingerie at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (ecDRv)
GOP VOWS TO SALVAGE
What. The. Fuck.
"
I don't even know what to say anymore.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (MYCIw)
Showing they can work with the President. Ya know, get things done.
Beltway would be mighty disappointed in them otherwise.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:38 PM (LA7Cm)
When I find myself cheering Lizzie Warren and Sherrod Brown the same day I am burning McConnell and Boehner in effigy, you know the world is upside down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:41 PM (St6BJ)
There's so many important people out there that I have NO fuckin clue who they are...
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2015 05:17 PM (YFFpo)
I think she's the chick who holds the world's record for-
holding the greatest number of baseball bats in her butt cheeks.
I'm pretty sure that's right.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2015 05:41 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at May 12, 2015 05:41 PM (LHLRD)
409
For the morons. Milton on Free Trade. A Conservative Noble prize winner.
http://tinyurl.com/nsj7u6t
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 12, 2015 05:42 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Moki at May 12, 2015 05:42 PM (x303I)
Posted by: Achmed's House of Goats and Lingerie at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (ecDRv)
Up the explosive part. Just sayin.
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea at May 12, 2015 05:42 PM (TV9BR)
She is a vigilante who is always on the prowl for perceived Social Injustices. It must be exhausting.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:43 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2015 05:43 PM (8W5zZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:41 PM (oVJmc)"
Know the best part about fucking 25 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at May 12, 2015 05:44 PM (TV9BR)
I look like like someone ran over to Ireland and grabbed the first girl they saw.
My mom, on the other hand, looked full blooded Cherokee as a young person. Her parents looked like the mix that they were.
Genetics are weird.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:44 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2015 05:45 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 12, 2015 05:45 PM (5GXFZ)
110% made in the USA.
Fun for the whole family.
If you only knew how much you suck.
Posted by: $2.01 Socks By Germany at May 12, 2015 05:45 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Clinton Family Motto at May 12, 2015 05:45 PM (RJMhd)
The catch is you have to be a "writer" and the house is in Detroit.
http://www.writeahouse.org/
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:40 PM (kXoT0)
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My first year in college I ran around with an authentic Cherokee Princess. Her last name was McClanahan.
She was a hottie too.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (/HX7u)
So, a sheep, a goat and camel walk into a mosque. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...................................
Boehner orders a Scotch, Barry orders an Appletini, Pelosi orders water and a bag of oats.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 12, 2015 05:42 PM (0FSuD)
Moo Moo Akin should watch it, but he won't. He has a degree in theoretical studies from Omaha Mutual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (St6BJ)
say they don't like fishing. So who's the passive sexist--me or them
skanky-ass bitches?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2015 05:43 PM (8W5zZ)
Fishing? Trigger word for Fcuking!!
Posted by: Madcow. MSDNC at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (0FSuD)
Milton Friedman did not consider himself a conservative.
More of a libertarian (though I don't think he ever used that word).
Which is why people like me agree with him so often.
But free trade does not require secret trade agreements with "pacific partners", all it requires is us setting low / no tariffs across the board. No government intervention or agreements needed.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (LA7Cm)
The catch is you have to be a "writer" and the house is in Detroit.
http://www.writeahouse.org/
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (MYCIw)
One out of two. I lose. I'd lose if I were two out two.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (St6BJ)
"Ahhh, the days of too crowded public transportation, people eavesdropping rather pointedly on your semi-private conversation and occasionally even venturing to jump in with their own thoughts and opinions, reading over your shoulder..."
I still cherish the day my Firm gave me a free parking spot in our garage downstairs. As bad as driving can be sometimes, not having to ride Metro everyday is glorious.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (OD2ni)
"Can't I just eat my waffle?"
--Barack Obama during passive sex
Posted by: Fritz
................................
"Can't you see I'm just having some shrimp here?"
Posted by: Big Mooch at May 12, 2015 05:48 PM (wAQA5)
So, a sheep, a goat and camel walk into a mosque. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...................................
Boehner orders a Scotch, Barry orders an Appletini, Pelosi orders water and a bag of oats.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (wAQA5)
Boehner says to the camel, "hey, I smoked you 5 minutes ago." Pelosi's eyes pop out of her head and the camel says . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:49 PM (St6BJ)
agreements with "pacific partners", all it requires is us setting low /
no tariffs across the board. No government intervention or agreements
needed.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (AkOaV)
I agree, and this bill sucks. Why give The One all this power to shake down people. Glad it died.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 12, 2015 05:49 PM (0FSuD)
235 So, who wants a free house?
The catch is you have to be a "writer" and the house is in Detroit.
http://www.writeahouse.org/
Posted by: Lauren<<<
You have to be able to write "help me, I'm stranded in a house in Detroit." Send Marines.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2015 05:50 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Republican Leadership Waiting For A Hill at May 12, 2015 05:50 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Mitch McCocksickle at May 12, 2015 05:50 PM (St6BJ)
Remember, Mitch McConnell has already made clear that if the Supremes move to can Obamacare's subsidy system, the Senate GOP will rush to the rescue.
I remember the 2014 election season, and I remember predicting that if the GOP took the Senate, under Mitch as majority leader, things would look just as they did under Dingy Harry. With the single exception that there wouldn't be a crick up a holler anywhere in backwoods Kentucky that would be lacking for a billion-dollar federal dam project.
So far that prediction has been right on the money.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 12, 2015 05:51 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2015 05:50 PM (OZmbA)
RAYCISST!
Posted by: Unindicted Felon, Eric Holder at May 12, 2015 05:51 PM (ecDRv)
So, a sheep, a goat and camel walk into a mosque. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
...................................
Boehner orders a Scotch, Barry orders an Appletini, Pelosi orders water and a bag of oats.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (wAQA5)
Boehner says to the camel, "hey, I smoked you 5 minutes ago." Pelosi's eyes pop out of her head and the camel says . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton<<
Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2015 05:52 PM (OZmbA)
The catch is you have to be a "writer" and the house is in Detroit.
http://www.writeahouse.org/
Posted by: Lauren<<<
-----------------------
Other catch(s). You have to pay for water and property taxes.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 12, 2015 05:52 PM (TV9BR)
Oh, so horror stories, then.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 12, 2015 05:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:52 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 05:52 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (TV9BR)
It's as if you never left. So, no.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (St6BJ)
MISS ME YET?
Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (TV9BR)
Not YET.
Posted by: Accused Exercise Band at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (ecDRv)
She was a hottie too.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:46 PM (/HX7u)
My great great grandfather was the Indian Agent who enrolled the Cherokees. He was Irish with bright red hair and the Cherokee called him Strawberry. He married a full blood.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (kXoT0)
Detroit? They will fire bomb your house.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (iQIUe)
First review "Made in the USA."
http://mobile.walmart.com/ip/10967085/ratings
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Accused pederast Harry Reid at May 12, 2015 05:53 PM (TV9BR)
--------------------------------------
*heavy sigh* It really has come to this, hasn't it?
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (/HX7u)
My Litvack/Ukrainian dad married a full-blooded Hungarian.
So, Joo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:55 PM (St6BJ)
First review "Made in the USA."
http://mobile.walmart.com/ip/10967085/ratings
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Tell Moo Moo to suck my ass.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 05:55 PM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:54 PM (kXoT0)
--------------------------------
So you're eligible for an indian card, aren't you?
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:56 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:56 PM (MYCIw)
So, is Gisele going to have to go back to modeling...
...............................
I'm here for you.
Posted by: $2.00 Sock at May 12, 2015 05:57 PM (wAQA5)
That's unpossible!
No wonder this country is going down the toilet.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 12, 2015 05:57 PM (1CroS)
Ok, I missed it. What is moo moo bitching about this time?
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 05:56 PM (MYCIw)
$2.00 Indian Jerksocks or somesuch nonsense.
Posted by: Accused Exercise Band at May 12, 2015 05:58 PM (ecDRv)
How Americans don't make $2 socks anymore.
Direct quote:
Poor countries make cheap items. $2 is a cheap item. Therefore it is good that we don't make it. The day we start making $2 items is the day we are a poor country.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:58 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 05:56 PM (/HX7u)
Yes, I have a brand new one, the new ones have Photo ID and can be used as identification to fly, etc.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at May 12, 2015 05:58 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
How Americans don't make $2 socks anymore.
Direct quote:
Poor countries make cheap items. $2 is a cheap item. Therefore it is good that we don't make it. The day we start making $2 items is the day we are a poor country.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 12, 2015 05:01 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 05:58 PM (AkOaV)
Little did he know how much he overshot his mark. Apparently it's quite feasible to make socks in the U.S. for as cheap as $1.30 per pair
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2015 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)
I also loved his wet sidewalk causes rain logic there.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
----------------------------------------
Of course not. Those women have balls.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:03 PM (/HX7u)
***
Yeah, Buffalo Bill Cody was a piker compared to Crabby Jack Zatarain
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:03 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Moooooooo at May 12, 2015 06:03 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 06:04 PM (wAQA5)
"Somehow I don't think she'd be satisfied if he followed Dana Loesch, Pam Geller, and Sarah Palin."
That would be a micro-aggression
Posted by: Jessica Valenti at May 12, 2015 06:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: $1.95 Llama Sock at May 12, 2015 06:06 PM (1CroS)
Apparently it's quite feasible to make socks in the U.S. for as cheap as $1.30 per pair
Posted by: Buzzion
I buy 'em in big bags then just chuck them when I get home because water shortage and global warming and shit.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 06:07 PM (wAQA5)
Of course an off-brand same sex male, like our President, Bacha Bazi Obola, will be accused of sexism. He doesn't even like females enough to prefer them on his dork. Duh!
When the accusation comes from some weird dentition Ohio Yalie, I just through up my hands. I really wonder if the guy has a Y-chromosome. Testosterone? Hah. Scrotal diameter? Miniscule. (look for a John Roberts type "South American" adoption of Irish kids, or equivalent, there.
BTW, how the heck does that guy become the senior senator from the great state of Ohio?!?
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:07 PM (GeIJI)
****
Pricey AND highly allergenic make hand spun alpaca socks sort of an itch market.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 06:04 PM (wAQA5)
-------------------------------------
They make Snickers in China?
Hey, wait. China has monkeys. No wonder the peanuts taste strange.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:07 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:07 PM (/HX7u)
Cue Soothsayer...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (kff5f)
What the fuck did you just type?
I'm not following...
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (ecDRv)
http://moonbattery.com/?p=58331
There's some sexism for you, sweetie.
Now go fetch your fucking shinebox, Jessica.
Posted by: GnuBreed, thunderfucked by the GOPe at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (TYJna)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
If I ever find myself on public transit next to this woman, I'm pulling up the HQ. And Insty. Hell, I'll even visit sites I don't look at regularly, just to piss her off.
Posted by: Secundus at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (kqtAv)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 06:09 PM (Pz0LV)
Dunno.
But that would give a whole new meaning to "Snickers really satisfies."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:10 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 06:09 PM (Pz0LV)
****
If that's true I don't even want to know what a Snickerdoodle is.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:10 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2015 06:11 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:11 PM (AkOaV)
Lithium is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2015 06:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2015 04:54 PM (St6BJ)
_________________
To manufacture in America, you'd have to sell your socks for $15 a pair to stay in business. No sane human will pay $15 when they can buy an Indian or Chinese made pair of socks for $2.
Has nothing to do with central planning and everything to do with Econ 101.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 12, 2015 04:57 PM (0LHZx)
That's the real money quote from the lying clueless jackass. Hanes socks. Made in the USA. $1.30 per pair. Eat shit.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Garrett at May 12, 2015 06:09 PM (Pz0LV)
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*strokes chin* Hmmm. Yeah. I think you're right. It's all coming together now.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (/HX7u)
****
If that's true I don't even want to know what a Bubbledoodle is.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 12, 2015 06:13 PM (5GXFZ)
Obama's Home State To Shut Down State-Based ObamaCare Exchange Over Lack Of Funds
WZ
lol More Fail.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 06:14 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: se pa moron at May 12, 2015 06:14 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Captain Augustus McRae at May 12, 2015 06:14 PM (vgIRn)
who criticizes her is a sexist"; with a success that Hillary cannot
possibly attain. Warren is considered weak enough to play "the poor
little me role- they're picking on a vulnerable female". Hillary lost
that political tool.
I think Carly Fiorina is a stalking horse to defuse that strategy.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:15 PM (oVJmc)
THE OTHER MCCAIN.com for maximum butthurt.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 12, 2015 06:15 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:15 PM (oVJmc)
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She has better legs too.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:16 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at May 12, 2015 06:18 PM (5GXFZ)
Feminism's claim on our attention has expanded as the number of political lesbians has: used to be equal pay, etc.; now they want to control whether you can wear cologne in their space.
Pres. Obama is a boylover. Of course he will be vulnerable to charges of sexism. No Monica Lewinskis for him. Try Li'l Syed Quraishi. Like Lindsey Graham and Orrin Hatch, two flaming cocksuckers in the Senate, his lust for political action exceeds his lust for swallowing ejaculate. (How many cumshots can you get in a day under the Capitol Dome, even including journalists and PoliSci majors from the East Coast?)
When your sexual predilection drives you that deep underground, you wind up adopting Irish children, even thought it were prohibited at the time by our all-knowing gubmint, unless those Irish children had a South American provenance.
You're a smart lawyer. Laws are for others.
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:18 PM (GeIJI)
What is the probability that this "Lieawatha call out Teh JEF on His Secret Trade Agreement" drama is actually some false-flag kabuki?
Warren is a Leftist goober,so getting her to take the fall is essentially a freebie for both of them.
If her point(s) has/have merit ... so what? She's a Leftist goober, and the R's can safely oppose her.
Teh JEF gets what he wants, and we, the people, get more unemployed ...
Posted by: Arbalest at May 12, 2015 06:20 PM (FlRtG)
Huh.
So what did Ohio have to do with any of that?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:20 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at May 12, 2015 06:20 PM (ecDRv)
Do you have tight nuts or a rusty tool?
The use WD 40 in the man size pressure pack.
Tools slide in and out...
Lubricates dry passages...
Makes screwing a pleasure...
https://goo.gl/hiElS6
I have no idea if this is a real ad or a spoof. lol
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 06:22 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Buzzion
Quite stupid of him to use a jersey product as his example. Jersey items are one of *the* only items that have large production in the US, like T-shirts.
Bonus: T-shirts made in the US are generally of a higher quality than import jersey shirts.
Mr. Hawaiian Dress is, as Ace's favorite phrase goes: Often wrong, never in doubt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2015 06:23 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:23 PM (AkOaV)
say they don't like fishing. So who's the passive sexist--me or them
skanky-ass bitches?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2015 05:43 PM (8W5zZ)
Fishing? Trigger word for Fcuking!!
Posted by: Madcow. MSDNC at May 12, 2015 05:47 PM (0FSuD)
I have now decided to call out dating site 'fishing in the dark'
Posted by: Lea at May 12, 2015 06:23 PM (3qhe0)
an American town somehow fell asleep in the 1950's and woke up today. Imagine the possibilities. BUT they take no shit from anyone in the PC world...
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 12, 2015 06:23 PM (XYKz+)
No wonder your families never left the Loyalist Areas.
You would not have a clue.
Maybe there is an up-side to an Iranian nuke.
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:24 PM (GeIJI)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2015 06:25 PM (mGBKM)
"Researcher claims to have discover 'Freedom Gene", Links to Geography, Migration."
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:25 PM (GeIJI)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 06:26 PM (ecDRv)
And this is a completely routine policy difference between our historic first multiracial President, Barack Obama, and the strongest possible Progressive contender to be America's historic first female and Native American President, Elizabeth Warren.
The important thing is that creepy RethugliKKKan haters are kept out of the decision making process.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2015 06:27 PM (aLLD1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ou4g369
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:27 PM (GeIJI)
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2015 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
I saw East Coast Fags live in Milwaukee in 94.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2015 06:28 PM (9zY72)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 12, 2015 06:28 PM (YFFpo)
****
Yeah, I was seeing the progression as-
1. Quirky newcomer
2. Oddly disjointed
3. MUMR v.2.0.2
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:29 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Conductor Crazy Train at May 12, 2015 06:23 PM (XYKz+)
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It sounds like it would be a fun movie. A little National Lampoonish, but still fun. Make it a town in, say, PA. Smack the leftists across the chops.
Posted by: Soona at May 12, 2015 06:29 PM (/HX7u)
Have a great evening, True Morons!
Num 6,24-26
Posted by: Steve White, eater of the cheese popcorn at May 12, 2015 06:29 PM (GeIJI)
The Snickers Bar is the best selling chocolate bar of all time. It is made by Mars, Inc. in New Jersey, USA, but the ingredients come from all around the "Americas". With annual global sales of $2 billion, it is still cheaper than a $2.00 sock. Unless you're at a movie or a ball game, where you should have snuck them in.
Fun Facts To Know And Tell
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2015 06:30 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2015 06:30 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Bill Cliton at May 12, 2015 06:30 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:30 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:31 PM (kff5f)
She looks pretty damn white to me, though (she's Middle Eastern).
Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2015 06:32 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:31 PM (kff5f)
did what just happen?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:33 PM (AkOaV)
We're picking up the puppy this week. Apparently the world of dog food has gotten absurdly complicated in the last few years and there are about a million brands that all swear you're dooming your dog to an early death unless you buy their product.
I don't even know where to start, let alone how to pick from the plethora of different protein sources within a brand.
So puppy food for a lab/blue heeler mix. Help.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2015 06:32 PM (nL0sw)
She has that never stick it in "poor little oppressed fymynist of color" vibe going on, complete with the crazy eyes.
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 06:34 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue we have no party except in my pants at May 12, 2015 06:34 PM (JlyCG)
Puppy Chow?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2015 06:35 PM (9zY72)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:33 PM (AkOaV)
A poster go from "meh" to "OMG WHO LET THE CRAZY IN!?" over the course of about 10 minutes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:35 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2015 06:35 PM (go5uR)
*sigh*
It should be painful to be that stupid. It really should.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:36 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:36 PM (NeFrd)
oh yeah. that happens to me all the time.
Usually around the 20th beer or so.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 06:37 PM (1sJza)
My B-i-L & S-i-L raise chickens. They have one dog who eats chicken poop voraciously.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:37 PM (kff5f)
Fellow parishioners have an adopted daughter from the Chippewa tribe. The girl is blonde and looks about as "Indian" as Renee Zellweger.
Posted by: Annalucia at May 12, 2015 06:38 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 06:38 PM (1sJza)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2015 06:38 PM (mGBKM)
Airline passenger rant goes viral is apparently a thing.
Do they have a rant page for people on the bus?
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 12, 2015 06:38 PM (RYprI)
She looks pretty damn white to me, though (she's Middle Eastern).
'Race' is a societal construct.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
Can we get a list, just for the record, of what is *not* a societal construct?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 12, 2015 06:40 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2015 06:35 PM (9zY72)
Millions of puppies survived and thrived on Purina Puppy Chow before Americans got crazy about spending on their pets. Just, for the love of all that is holey, do not give them $2.00 Indian Socks. And check the pet food recalls to see which brands to avoid.
Posted by: flounder at May 12, 2015 06:41 PM (ecDRv)
Can we get a list, just for the record, of what is *not* a societal construct?
Homosexuality. That shit's ordained by the Universe (praise xer).
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 12, 2015 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Do the pet food stores let you bring your pet to the store souzes he can pick out what he likes? I would do that, 'dog, which one you want', and he would probably take'm all. You let your kids pick their favorite cereal, right? Same thing.
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 12, 2015 06:41 PM (RYprI)
Wish the texting guy this Valenti bint was spying on had typed:
"Some stupid cow is reading my texts."
Hilarity would have ensued.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2015 05:02 PM (FsuaD)
OMG. That is funny Jane. If only.
Posted by: Just sayin' at May 12, 2015 06:43 PM (LrSoh)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw)
I'd just use Puppy Chow. This is what my adult dog (German Shorthair Pointer mix) gets: http://tinyurl.com/onqjzhf
$26 for a 50lb bag at the feed store. Here's a link to their puppy food: http://tinyurl.com/p69wg2k
Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2015 06:43 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Barlow Dondabiter at May 12, 2015 06:43 PM (RYprI)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:44 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at May 12, 2015 06:45 PM (NeFrd)
I'm pretty sure if they do, it's found at Dollar General.
Also found at Dollar General: Really, really cheap sock.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:46 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:34 PM (MYCIw)
I wonder how many of the pet owners who buy gourmet dog food realize they're feeding it to an animal that eats its own puke.
Posted by: Secundus at May 12, 2015 06:46 PM (kqtAv)
And that dog eats a lot of food.
Seems a bit... silly to me.
But what do I know?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 12, 2015 06:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Thomasone at May 12, 2015 06:49 PM (lX87U)
Posted by: Secundus at May 12, 2015 06:50 PM (kqtAv)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2015 06:50 PM (z/Ubi)
She looks pretty damn white to me, though (she's Middle Eastern).
Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2015 06:32 PM (nL0sw)
She reminds me of a young Grace Slick.
Hittable, but no, because Crazy.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2015 06:50 PM (sdi6R)
I think I'll just go with Iams.
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 06:53 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: steevy at May 12, 2015 06:56 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: Thomasone at May 12, 2015 06:56 PM (lX87U)
Posted by: Aviator at May 12, 2015 06:57 PM (sQzB6)
My wife has done some research into this. We have one dog that has to be
on a prescription food so she started educating herself. For puppy food
she thinks the Eukanuba puppy food has the best balance of ingredients.
Posted by: Aviator at May 12, 2015 06:59 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Lauren at May 12, 2015 07:00 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 12, 2015 07:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Aviator at May 12, 2015 07:02 PM (sQzB6)
http://tektonics.org/jesusexisthub.php
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2015 07:31 PM (1sJza)
My understanding is that puppy food should be chosen based on what the anticipated size and growth rate is for the dog. Large dogs should have different food than smaller dogs.
Here's a link about sporting dogs, generally:
http://www.sportdog.com/hunting-training-tips/straight-talk-about-protein-for-hunting-dogs
Or you might call either a lab or blue heeler breeder.
Posted by: Y-not at May 12, 2015 07:36 PM (RWGcK)
... I may have added that last sentence.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at May 12, 2015 07:38 PM (GOoUs)
There is no Patriarchy in America. None.
The whole place is the most disgusting Matriarchy ever loosed upon earth and has been, I'm sorry to say, for decades.
Really, the fictional Amazons weren't half the ball-cutting bitches as what you'll find at the average American university.
Posted by: HAL at May 12, 2015 08:26 PM (OmBeX)
Posted by: Brews Jenner at May 12, 2015 08:46 PM (3F6F8)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 12, 2015 09:02 PM (aLLD1)
That inspired the "Call me senator" spoof by David Zucker (still available on youtube).
Posted by: OCBill at May 12, 2015 09:46 PM (VCCXE)
Posted by: Libertine philistine at May 12, 2015 09:55 PM (fl44u)
Either she's guilty of underfollowing women herself, or she fails to understand the meaning of "almost all."
Math is hard, Jessica.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 12, 2015 10:01 PM (iKhVZ)
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