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Mitch McConnell Praises Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, Makin' Deals with Democrats

Son of a bitch.

Speaking at the Kennedy Institute, Mitch McConnell appealed to his actual constituency -- Beltway/Accela Corridor establishment liberals.

The Boston Globe reports, "Majority leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political and who stayed true to his word. Those are characteristics that will help the body function better in the future, and there are already signs of progress, McConnell said."
"A real sense of renewal is taking hold in the Senate," said McConnell.



"A lot of folks like to joke about the odd couple that was Ted Kennedy and Orrin hosta," McConnell said, referring to the late Massachusetts Democrat and the Republican senator from Utah. "But I think Mitch McConnell and Barack Obama may have them outdone. I had to warn reporters not to faint last week before offering the president some praise on trade. I’m even getting handwritten notes from the president these days. He sent one the other day to thank me for supporting the nomination of Loretta Lynch."

"We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view," McConnell said Sunday.

Strangely, he didn't inform his voters about his take on "how politics should be conducted" when he conned them into voting for him.

Senators are just government workers like any other. They all are just bureaucrats, pulling federal checks and resenting their clientele for bothering them. They think they know better than the public they pretend to serve and do very little but scheme to ignore the public's wishes until they can start pulling their government pensions.

Off-Topic: But I expect this is what people will be talking about -- George Zimmerman shot through his car window in Florida.

I take this to be yet another assassination attempt or, I guess I should say, a "protest."

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM




Comments

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1 Shocked!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (fWAjv)

2 Bitch McConnell gonna be a bitch.

And...FIRST

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (7ObY1)

3 McConnell sucks worse than the ISIS Cyber Warfare Department.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (eytER)

4 Puts the CON in McConnell

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (SCcgT)

5 AllenG's standard comment here.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (/Ho8c)

6 Cocksucka!!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (FdTDf)

7 The Rep in Republican is for represent Mitch not Repetitive BS.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (DL2i+)

8 We have no party.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (D5hxK)

9 And today was going so well...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (PtTYB)

10 3
McConnell sucks worse than the ISIS Cyber Warfare Department.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (eytER)


Early Thread Winner. Shut down the comments.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (FsuaD)

11 Second look at Alison Grimes?

Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (r2TIL)

12 I hate Mitch the Bitch. Shame on his irresponsible, corrupt voters. Shame of the GOP establishment. They are beyond redemption.

Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (xWW96)

13 Like the old saw about "well we may disagree fiercely on the floor, but at the end of the day we all get together and grab a drink after work".

Fuck you guys.

You're mocking all of us voters. Straight up mocking us.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (AkOaV)

14 Never, ever trust a man without a chin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (FsuaD)

15 "A lot of folks like to joke about the odd couple that was Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch,"


Why I can hardly enter a barroom without hearing the topers swapping hilarious Kennedy and Hatch jokes.

It seems like there's a million of 'em.

Somebody should collect them into a book. Sure to be a best-seller, what with all these folks and their fascination with Kennedy-Hatch jokes.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (7ObY1)

16 "I'm even getting handwritten notes from the president these days. He sent one the other day to thank me for supporting the nomination of Loretta Lynch."


I think it's time we send our own handwritten notes to the asshole.

Posted by: Lauren at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (MYCIw)

17 Fuck you, McConnell.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (2Ojst)

18 shit heel

and what the heck is this? http://tinyurl.com/mvzmqcb

Posted by: mallfly at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (qSIlh)

19 AllenG's standard comment here.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 11, 2015 02:20 PM (/Ho8c)


My standard Princesse de Lamballe comment here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 02:22 PM (zF6Iw)

20 The hate burns. It seriously burns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (FsuaD)

21 Hey, just so you know now, your crisis is not my emergency. If TFG wants something I will pre-empt anything you lousy voters wanted me to do.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (FCsIb)

22 Now that Halperin has apologized, do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?

I enjoyed mocking Halperin for his stupid, dipshit interview w/ Cruz, but it wasn't actually racist. It was just dumb and hackish, cause he's a dumb hack.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

23 Was Mitch really talking in the third person about him and the prez?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (PtTYB)

24 McConnell sucks worse than the ISIS Cyber Warfare Department.

Maybe McConnell is an ISIS mole. Or turtle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (W5DcG)

25 Turtles gonna turtle.

Posted by: wooga at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (g2hnJ)

26 Term Limits - because everyone else deserves a veto.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (DL2i+)

27 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)

28 We need to get people to primary these GOP sell-outs.

And if that does not work, vote the democrat bastards instead.

Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (r2TIL)

29 I will once again ask how my decision to say f*ck you to the national GOP makes me the problem. Because I'm not really seeing it.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (MT22W)

30 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)

31 It's coming and feel like we brought it on ourselves.

Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (FCsIb)

32 Except the only policy that can be agreed on is what the leftists want. Because to them the political and the personal are one and the same. The last time a leftist have ground was Clinton's welfare reform, and that was because he trapped himself with his own promise and Gingeich had balls enough to grab Slick Willy by his and Not. Let. Go.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (Gosad)

33 HULK SMASH!!!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (XUKZU)

34
So if my secretary was bragging about how she was cooperating with another department head, instead of doing what I hired her for, I should be all smiles?

Because members of congress are my employees, and I expect them to do what I hired them to do.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (SNs7J)

35 Eat shit, turtleboy.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (/HX7u)

36 Shouldn't the title of this post be "F*ck the GOP: a continuing series?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)

37 Hot Tip to Republicans:

We did not elect you to send love letters to Obama and to "work together" and to be a cute "odd couple" you dicks. We elected you to stop the statist agenda in DC, which you PROMISED TO DO when you were asking for our votes and money.

As in, gave *us* your word. You like that Ted Kennedy kept his word with you? Yeah, we the voters -- the people you represent, allegedly -- would appreciate to get the same level of treatment that Ted Kennedy gave to you. At a minimum.

Instead we're getting the same treatment that Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd gave to waitresses.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (AkOaV)

38 But when he's up for reelection he'll be king Conservative. Why he was reelected in 2014 is a matter of deep confusion for me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (39g3+)

39 Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:21 PM (r2TIL)

At first I thought you were talking about Alison Stokke, the smokin' hot pole vaulter at UC Berkeley.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (k2fxD)

40 "do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?
"

Yes, because A) it was and B) the only way to fight back against the left's perpetual outrage machine is to build one of our own.

Make them live and die by their own rules.

Posted by: Lauren at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (MYCIw)

41 "I'm even getting handwritten notes jobs from the president these days."

Posted by: Bitch BcConnell at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (K7krX)

42 "We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view," McConnell said Sunday


When the Dems had all the power, they united in lock-step to fundamentally transform this country.

When the GOPe gets power...capitulate.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (7ObY1)

43 Son of a bitch is right.

When in the last six years has any democrat sided with any republican on anything that was in line with conservative thought?

Not a fucking one. Anything at all that was observed as a glimmer of bipartisanship was always some GOPer squish having a lib in tow, agreeing to his squish initiative.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (U6f54)

44 Mitch was a real attack dog in the Clinton years.

Not even the same person now. Body-snatched like the rest of them.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (SCcgT)

45 Swapping Lynch for Holder is not the great leaping transition one might hope for. It's more like a lame duck squeeze play.

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (UzPAd)

46 We need to get people to primary these GOP sell-outs.

Uh, yeah, not a great track record. Plus the replacements have often proven little better.

Alternatives left to the individual's conscience.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (DT3rQ)

47 Handwritten notes? So back to junior high school.

Barach: "No you hang up first

Mitch: *giggle* "No you hang up first

Barack: "No you hang up first...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (lHb9q)

48 Hey guys, I'm still going to totally repeal ObamaCare!

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (nyxv/)

49 I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.

Posted by: goon at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (gy5kE)

50 Mitch McConnell - the Soft Shell face of the party that's going to save America. The Steward of Gondor had more balls.

Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (sdxPm)

51 There's nothing wrong with big government controlling you lives and telling you how you can love you stupid God loving haters.

Posted by: Mu Mu/huck/akin at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (z/Ubi)

52 "I'm even getting handwritten notes from the president these days. He sent one the other day to thank me for supporting the nomination of Loretta Lynch."

-
Well isn't that special?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (XUKZU)

53 22 Now that Halperin has apologized, do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (ZPrif)


Which is the more authentic song for your people: La Bamba, or La Vida Loca?

Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (g2hnJ)

54 I'll be enjoying my waffle today!

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (YFFpo)

55 On second thought, now is the perfect time to suck each other's dicks!

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (+ECKZ)

56 Ok, we can't repeal ObamaCare but we can make it more compatible to the free market system and we can make it work better and smarter. And we'll, uh cut some business taxes too.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (nyxv/)

57 Oh, and thanks, Kentucky. Looks like you're living up to your inbred retardation meme.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (/HX7u)

58 repeal the 17th amendment + term limits

Posted by: brak at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (Tj+s6)

59 McConnell, Boner and McCain walk into a bar...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (FsuaD)

60 "Majority leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political and who stayed true to his word."

You'll excuse me if I disagree.

Posted by: Ghost of Robert Bork at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (nFdGS)

61 A perfect post for Fcuk it kitteh teh extended edition.

http://cheezburger.com/
70767361/funny-cat-video-
cats-knocking-stuff-over

http://tinyurl.com/k8xjpv7

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (DL2i+)

62 "It is of the utmost importance to get Republicans a Senate majority."

- Geraghty, Schlichter, Hunter and other "conservative" media hacks

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (UFrle)

63 Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (ZPrif)

Yeah, because if a conservative anchor had started off by saying "some critics claim that youre not really black" and then asked Obama what his favorite soul food was, his favorite gospel music, and then ended the conversation asking him to speak in jive, no one would have thought THAT was racist.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (AkOaV)

64 It appears very strongly to me that the GOP leadership has decided that the future of the party is to flee conservatives and embrace the left, with small differences. To be the party of "sensible" people who get along and are all for bipartisanship, whereas the Democrats are so mean. Sure, they both end up the same but the GOP is the nice party.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (39g3+)

65 A democracy is five sheep and six wolves voting for what's for dinner.

A democratic republic is four sheep, two sheep dogs, and six wolves voting on whats for dinner where the sheep dogs, in a bipartisan compromise vote with the wolves.

Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (xU2I7)

66 49 I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.


Damn him, anyway.

Who the fuck does he think he is, going and getting shot?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (7ObY1)

67 36 Shouldn't the title of this post be "F*ck the GOP: a continuing series?"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 02:24 PM (kff5f)

In America, GOP fuck YOU!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (2Ojst)

68 Ok, we didn't make ObamaCare any better, we just ended creating federal exchanges and putting government employees on it. But you can only do so much when you control the House and Senate.

Posted by: Mitch McTurtle at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (nyxv/)

69 see the update -- George ZImmerman shot through his car window.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (PA7DS)

70
Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political and who stayed true to his word.

"I'll be right back, Mary Jo. Swearsies!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (95CzI)

71 46 Alternatives left to the individual's conscience.

Yep. I know where mine stands at this point.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (SCcgT)

72 Well isn't that just lovely. We're heading over a cliff and these assholes wanna do is tongue bathe each other.

Just great.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (7RXcs)

73 " "We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view,"

Politicians say this shit all the time, but it doesn't make any damn sense.

"Policy over party"?

You fuckass. The party exists to push the preferred policy of its members. You should have radical disagreements with Obama's policy. But you don't. You lie to us and say you do so you can get re-elected, but when it comes down to it you support Obama 100%.

Posted by: Lauren at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (MYCIw)

74 41 "I'm even getting handwritten notes jobs from the president these days."

Posted by: Bitch BcConnell at May 11, 2015 02:25 PM (K7krX)


False. Everyone knows leftists don't give useful idiots a reach-around. They just donkey punch them next time around.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (Gosad)

75 "Mitch McConnell Praises Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, Makin' Deals with Democrats"


Is this that ISIS at 2:00 o'clock thingy?

Posted by: Dave at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (JOG+K)

76
Like the old saw about "well we may disagree fiercely on the floor, but at the end of the day we all get together and grab a drink after work".

That would be perfectly acceptable if they did the fierce disagreeing first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4)

77 We've both chosen to put bridges in Kentucky.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (9Z8lH)

78 If you look back over McConnell's 2014 campaign, it was all about how his opponent was nothing but a rubber stamp for Obama.

Yeah, that turned out exactly how we "Tea Party dummkopfs" expected it to.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (O7MnT)

79 Tommy the Turtle McConnell is slow to catch on to the building disenchantment with big R Republican GOPeRs. Soon, Tommy, Soon.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (OZmbA)

80 I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.
Posted by: goon at May 11, 2015 02:26 PM (gy5kE)

----

The concern for your fellow man getting shot in the face is duly noted.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

81 Senator Cruz, I see you wore a suit today. Wouldn't you have felt more authentic in linen pants and a matching guyabera?

Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (2Ojst)

82 I will once again ask how my decision to say f*ck you to the national GOP makes me the problem. Because I'm not really seeing it.

-
Maybe you should try seeing things from Mitch's point of view and understanding him ,ore.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (XUKZU)

83 Seriously, who didn't see this stuff coming?

...Oh right, Kentucky voters and R's in Senate picking him as "leader".

Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (jWtyG)

84 14 Never, ever trust a man without a chin.


I'm not too sure he has a dick either.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (sgrzZ)

85 That fucker McConnell is actively trollling us.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (mGBKM)

86 >>> "Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political"

In non-politician talk, that translates to: "Kennedy was someone who could separate principles from the political"

Posted by: dan-O at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (D0bIN)

87 With Hillary's campaign faltering, this would be the big chance for someone to swoop into the Democrat Presidential races. Someone with lots of campaign money, name recognition, and a history of accomplishments. Someone with centrist Democrat positions on Immigration, Government Growth, and who is friendly with Big Business.

Who could the Democrats run?





How about Jeb Bush for the Democrat Presidential Candidate?

Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (r2TIL)

88
2nd look at what's-her-name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (St6BJ)

89 Apparently George Zimmerman, like herpes, is with us forever. He'll never go away completely, he'll just keep popping up from time to time.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (5fSr7)

90 It's these perpetual campaigns that our Senators run, starting anew the day after they win, that makes me reach for the duct tape. Do they, like ever, do any actual good work?!

Posted by: goon at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (gy5kE)

91 Hey, Mitch!

FVCK.

YOU.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (wtvvX)

92 "We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view," McConnell said Sunday.
___________________________

Policy? What policy, you stupid f*ck! The policy of voting to approve the nomination of a woman to head the DOJ who testified that she sees absolutely nothing wrong with inviting millions of foreigners to ignore our immigration laws and swarm our border? Who said that illegal aliens have a "right" to take jobs in the U.S.?

Why don't you try putting your country first, for a change, you dumb f*ck. Why don't you try putting your out-of-work constituents first. Why don't you try putting the U.S. Constitution -- that dusty old document that you swore an oath to uphold -- first.

Of course Obama is writing you love letters, McConnell. You're his bitch, you stupid, stupid a--hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (lmdHn)

93 At first I thought you were talking about Alison Stokke, the smokin' hot pole vaulter at UC Berkeley.


I had no idea who this is, but wow-- I do now.

Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (FCsIb)

94 I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.

Yeah. How dare he get himself shot in the face.

Oy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (kff5f)

95 Adolf and I used to exchange hand-written notes for almost two years. Then he became a real meany-head. *sniffles*

Posted by: Josef Stalin at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (PtTYB)

96 McConnell was actually not a bad looking man in his youth. However, plastic surgery has transformed him into Tommy the Turtle, IMHO.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (OZmbA)

97 McConnell always was and always will be an asshole so nothing new here

And over at Weasel Zippers, they think Fredo/Holder and pals are contributing to the death of Cops also even if Drew doesn't.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (rDqRv)

98 Maybe you should try seeing things from Mitch's point of view and understanding him ,ore.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:29 PM (XUKZU)


No thanks. I have no desire to see the world from my knees in front of Obama's crotch.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (MT22W)

99 And back to patients

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (rDqRv)

100 I am reminded of the ending of animal farm...could no longer tell which was pig and which was man.

Turtle's shell be not hard but soft and bendy. Useless git.

And Ted Kennedy did such kind things to Orrin Hatch as smoke right in front of him and then blow the smoke directly into Hatch's face, knowing he was a nonsmoker. Which, you know, all true friends that actually respect each other do. People joke that Blair was the lapdog of Bush. In the case of Hatch and Kennedy, Hatch really WAS Kennedy's biznatch.

*throws some weiners and mallows down to Kennedy for roasting over the open flames in hell*

Posted by: LizLem at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (LiMbk)

101 Those are characteristics that will help the body function better in the
future, and there are already signs of progress, McConnell Landru said.

Posted by: The Lawgivers at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (JO9+V)

102 Mitch the Bitch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (LA7Cm)

103 Kennedy-Hatch jokes?
Do you mean like this:

Did the 1966 Oldsmobile Delmont stock model come with an escape hatch as standard equipment?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (lHb9q)

104 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (39g3+)

They believe the progressives will win....

They see the writing of the wall.... the Police State is coming...

and they will welcome their new Progressive Overlords...

GOPe... rhymes with Vichy.... coincidence?

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (qh617)

105 69 see the update -- George ZImmerman shot through his car window.

Posted by: ace at May 11, 2015 02:27 PM (PA7DS)

I asked a question near the end of the dead thread... is this marked man trying to go it alone against the Leftie mob, or has he appealed the Right for what I'd call protection, or at least real support?

Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (sdxPm)

Posted by: The Lawgivers at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (JO9+V)

107 That Kentucky Wind Bag...
Strikes Again!!!!
Now go get a shine box.
There is no longer a pretense.

Posted by: Dodge City at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (/WmRg)

108
Tom Cotton should publicly blast McConnell from the well of the Senate and call for him to leave.

What does Cotton have to lose that he theoretically hasn't by being the lone "NO" vote on the Iran surrender deal?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (St6BJ)

109 Dear Mitch.

I wanted to take the time to thank you for the blow job. I do, however, have some constructive criticism for next time. I'd appreciate it you could get some more tongue action going.

XOXO

Barry

Posted by: Barry at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (MYCIw)

110 Actually having this GOP in control is worse than the democrats being in charge.


The GOP is giving the SCOAMFs actions the gloss of legitimacy.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2015 02:32 PM (HXTHf)

111 91
Hey, Mitch!

FVCK.

YOU.


Posted by: Tex Lover

Hey Mitch - FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

Added content to express my take.

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 11, 2015 02:32 PM (4CRfK)

112 "We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view," McConnell said Sunday.

Good for you, Mitch! Good for you!

Posted by: Sen Harry Reid at May 11, 2015 02:32 PM (YFFpo)

113 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2015 02:28 PM (JtwS4)

No, it's not perfectly acceptable because here's what it really means:

we'll go on the Senate floor and make a big show out of "disagreeing" but really at the end of the day, we're all on the same team and fuck the voters.

Kind of like the white house correspondents dinner. I rarely agree with anything the NYT does, but look at their reason for skipping the WHCD the last few years. They're absolutely 100% dead on balls accurate on that one.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:32 PM (AkOaV)

114 Now that Halperin has apologized, do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2015 02:23 PM (ZPrif)


Pretend? He was being a racist, straight up. What the hell is it with our side always ready to shrug their shoulders, accept a phony "apology" and move on?
Fuck Halperin. Pin the asshole to the wall and destroy his career.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 02:33 PM (zF6Iw)

115
Alison Lundergan-Grimes would have been less destructive as a Democrat than Mitch is right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:33 PM (St6BJ)

116 I have a submission for the style book...

Vichy GOPe.... for those like McConnell....

it has a certain... je ne sais qua...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 11, 2015 02:33 PM (qh617)

117 Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (5fSr7)

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Clever troll has a clever name. How cleverly clever.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

118 Now that Halperin has apologized, do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?

I dunno if it was racist but it was the most pathetically transparent attempt at gotcha journalism since the Robert Downey jr interview he walked out on.

What's next, asking Elizabeth Warren to speak to Native Americans in Cherokee?

I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.

Given that this seems to have been an attempt to murder him, I expect he would like to as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (39g3+)

119 Senator Cruz, if I asked your wife about the much-vaunted sexual prowess of Cuban men, what would she say?

Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (2Ojst)

120 Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 02:31 PM (sdxPm)

I don't support Zimmerman.

I supported the rule of law when he was arrested. There clearly was no proof of murder.

But the guy has been accused by 2 women of assault. Maybe they were both whackos. Maybe not. But he should be avoiding the fucking spot light. Sorry, life is unfair.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

121 Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (FCsIb)

My work here is done....

http://tinyurl.com/nzofyn6

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (k2fxD)

122 At first I thought you were talking about Alison Stokke, the smokin' hot pole vaulter at UC Berkeley.

An image search turns up several bunk worthy shots. Is the following actually her? Because holy crap.

https://goo.gl/7g0mYh

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (MT22W)

123 Like the old saw about "well we may disagree fiercely on the floor, but at the end of the day we all get together and grab a drink after work".

They will mildly pretend to disagree on the floor and have a drink afterwards and laugh at the rubes back home for believing the act.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (W5DcG)

124 Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:32 PM (AkOaV)

You mean like the 'we get to look at the Iran treaty' bill...

That results in needing a veto proof majority of both houses, to DISAPROOVE it... instead of 60 votes in the Senate to approve it???

And declaring THAT a VICTORY!

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (qh617)

125 121 Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (FCsIb)

My work here is done....

http://tinyurl.com/nzofyn6
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (k2fxD)

I'm going to pole vault to my bunk...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (2Ojst)

126 I would really like to hear LincolnTF lecture once again about how important it is to vote Republican.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (O7MnT)

127 P.S.

Can you tell Boehner to stop crying afterwards. Michelle is getting annoyed.

Posted by: Barry at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (MYCIw)

128
Zimmerman....


poor bastard.

Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (IPzoI)

129 I wish George Zimmerman would stay out of the "breaking news" business.
Posted by: goon

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The concern for your fellow man getting shot in the face is duly noted.
Posted by: fixerupper


They ain't mutually exclusive y'know. A body can hope a person's OK and still wish they'd stop feeding the drama llama.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (DT3rQ)

130 123 It's like pro wrestling.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (mGBKM)

131 89 Apparently George Zimmerman, like herpes, is with us forever. He'll never go away completely, he'll just keep popping up from time to time.
Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:30 PM (5fSr7)


Your point being, what? That an innocent guy who failed at getting railroaded had the temerity to use deadly force when his life was in mortal danger during a bloody assault?

Did I get that right? Yeah, it is really "embarrassing."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (St6BJ)

132 Yeah, and Hatch and Kennedy worked so well together because Hatch would gladly sell out 100% of his alleged conservative principles in exchange for Kennedy's promise not to drown any of Hatch's daughters.

Worthless bastards.

Posted by: Furious George at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (UlJ3l)

133 So, according to your analysis, we cannot always trust our elected leaders?
Where do we go from here?
Is it some feature of Human Nature that we moderns do not perceive?
Where does "clear and present danger" enter?
What happens if the Shiite Twelvers at a stroke wipe out the main body of believers on our continent in the premise that "the State is usually correct; it certainly sigs my paycheck."?
Rejoice or rebuild?

Posted by: Yet Another Amos Singletary-type Guy at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (J48NZ)

134 And anyone is shocked by this?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (Z0Bd1)

135 I expect our elected Representatives and Senators to work together like adults. I don't have a problem with them being friendly and socializing with each other even when they are from opposing parties.

I do have a problem with them saying one thing to get elected and then doing the opposite when they get to Washington DC.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (5fSr7)

136 Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political and who stayed true to his word.

This is one of the dumbest, most false and idiotic things I've ever heard. Its just wholly without historic fact and so utterly stupid and wrong everyone in the room must have looked at him with mouths open like he'd sprouted another head from his chin.

Ted Kennedy was a scumbag for whom everything was political and personal. He was a repugnant murdering rapist and serial sexual harasser who used up so many drugs and booze Keith Richards told him to slow down.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (39g3+)

137 media matters: GOPe, please send your money so we can Fight4U..

Posted by: glitch mcconell at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (nqBYe)

138 128
Zimmerman....


poor bastard.
Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2015 02:35 PM (IPzoI)

Makes you wonder if the shooter was in the "ZOMG RACIST ZIMMERMAN CHASED DOWN AND MURDERED THAT BLACK ANGEL IN COLD BLOOD!!!!1!11!!!!" camp.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (2Ojst)

139 I don't support Zimmerman.

I supported the rule of law when he was arrested. There clearly was no proof of murder.

But the guy has been accused by 2 women of assault. Maybe they were both whackos. Maybe not. But he should be avoiding the fucking spot light. Sorry, life is unfair.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

Yes, if only he'd let Obama's mythical son's doppelgänger kill him, the press would have forgotten all about him.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (Gosad)

140 When I think of party leadership, I think of seniority rules.

Posted by: Union Thug #000001 at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (UzPAd)

141 Maybe Zimmerman needs to wear a body cam.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (sgrzZ)

142 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (St6BJ)

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (k2fxD)

143 Also found on Twitter (Oh Holy Shit, I find this hilarious), a certain husky pony-tailed blogger seems to be having some revenue issues:

http://tinyurl.com/k3yu5ro



Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (8hctH)

144 We do our best to make the progressive policy we also like.

Posted by: glitch mcconell at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (nqBYe)

145 So NOW can we let it burn?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (Z0Bd1)

146 I've divorced the republican party. If you want to keep your republican party go ahead.

Posted by: just saying at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (wkuqO)

147 I just watched the entire Halperin-Cruz thing (I had only read excerpts till now.)

What the actual fuck?

Seriously? What in the ACTUAL fuck?

In what world does Halperin think that's OK?

If he was a conservative, he'd never work again.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (7ObY1)

148 "Mitch McConnell Praises Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, Makin' Deals with Democrats"


Is this the ISIS attack?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (St6BJ)

149 Minge McConnell strikes again.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (rwOXu)

150 To Dreamers ,where all your dreams come true .

to Progressives, May all your ideas be fruitful and muliply

Posted by: glitch mcconell at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (nqBYe)

151 142 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (St6BJ)

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:37 PM (k2fxD)


Just doing a troll beat-down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (St6BJ)

152 Its not George Zimmerman's fault that every time he farts its national news. The guy was ambushed on the highway and shot in the face by someone. How on earth is anyone blaming him for this? That ungrateful piece of trash, how dare he get shot while driving? Doesn't he know he should stay out of the news?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (39g3+)

153 Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:36 PM (St6BJ)

You are both reading way too much into what I said.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (5fSr7)

154 "He was instructed not to get out of his SUV or approach the person, but Zimmerman disregarded the instructions."

A good lie has no expiration date.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (XUKZU)

155 Mostly peaceful bullets fired at conservative security guard who caused the death of a child carrying candy but had no regrets.

Posted by: SGTYork at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (/yNLK)

156 And I'm just going to point out that the shit McConnellis vomiting is why, despite the appropriate condemnation it brings, you see people on this site wishing for a nuke to take out DC

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (zF6Iw)

157 No hiding the pole results from that chick.

Posted by: Garrett at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (+ECKZ)

158 " A body can hope a person's OK and still wish they'd stop feeding the drama llama."



I dunno but the guy seems to find trouble.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (LA7Cm)

159 Just wait'll I ask Hillary to prove she's a woman by lifting her Depends and spreading her purple mudflaps.



Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (7ObY1)

160 150 To Dreamers ,where all your dreams come true .

to Progressives, May all your ideas be fruitful and muliply


It's a world of laughter, a world of tears
It's a world of hopes and a world of fears
There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (sgrzZ)

161 Yeah Halperin tries to pass it off as "good natured banter" and "I rushed the questions and the timing was bad" but he was being a complete jackass trying to get Cruz to say something that Univision could run 80000 times before next November.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (39g3+)

162 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (St6BJ)

It was more of a beat-off

Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (5fSr7)

163 153 You are both reading way too much into what I said.
Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (5fSr7)


It might behoove you, then, to write with just a bit more precision or put a "sarc" tag at the end.

What you wrote is troll-worthy taken at face value.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (St6BJ)

164 "George Zimmerman, acquitted by a Florida jury over the death of Trayvon Martin, was involved in a shooting in Lake Mary, Florida, on Monday, police spokeswoman Bianca Gillett said."

Gee, no bias there.

Posted by: despair at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (J6suc)

165 It was suggested Roberts was under threat of blackmail if he didn't support obmamcare. I think Mitch McConnell likes kissing obama's ass. Didn't he say it was like an out of body experience being near obama?

They are all strangers to the constitution except when they bend it to support their destructive ideas.

Posted by: just saying at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (wkuqO)

166 Its not George Zimmerman's fault that every time he farts its national news. The guy was ambushed on the highway and shot in the face by someone. How on earth is anyone blaming him for this? That ungrateful piece of trash, how dare he get shot while driving? Doesn't he know he should stay out of the news?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (39g3+)
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Well, he didnt HAVE to drive into that bullet now, did he?

Such attention-whoring...

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (UFrle)

167 "Kennedy was someone who could separate the personal from the political and who stayed true to his word."

Perhaps you have some examples you can share with us, Sen. McConnell?

Posted by: Zombie Bernie Siegan at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (UlJ3l)

168 Hey, I'm a fair and balanced guy.

If she runs, I fully intend to ask Lizzie Warren to do a raindance. And lemme tellya, it had BETTER rain.

Posted by: Mark Halperin at May 11, 2015 02:42 PM (7ObY1)

169 To Dreamers ,where all your dreams come true .

-
To all those coming here legally or illegally, I wish you could've seen the country in its prime...she was a real honey!

- Dennis Miller

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:42 PM (XUKZU)

170 haha what a jerk.
For a long time LGF was considered a "conservative" blog, but years ago we renounced the right wing, and are now dedicated to exposing their conspiracy theories and false stories, and the hate speech that flows constantly from bloggers such as Pamela Geller, Chuck C. Johnson, Breitbart News and especially Fox News.
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so i guess all those posts on tracking Obama's campaign finance and pay to play schemes was BS?

Posted by: glitch mcconell at May 11, 2015 02:42 PM (nqBYe)

171 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (St6BJ)

Of course.

I was simply agreeing with you in my own obtuse way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:42 PM (k2fxD)

172 I love that wording. "Involved in a shooting."

Martin Luther King today was involved in a shooting with one fatality. No apology has come from the King family.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (39g3+)

173 "He was instructed not to get out of his SUV or approach the person, but Zimmerman disregarded the instructions."

A good lie has no expiration date.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:40 PM (XUKZU)

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Thats not what happened. Go read the transcripts.... again.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

174 Also found on Twitter (Oh Holy Shit, I find this
hilarious), a certain husky pony-tailed blogger seems to be having some
revenue issues: http://tinyurl.com/k3yu5ro Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (8hctH)

Bwahaha, I thought you meant Andi Sullivan at first. I get my ragey at rightie bloggers mixed up!

Posted by: LizLem at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (LiMbk)

175 165 Posted by: just saying at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (wkuqO)


I don't think Roberts was being blackmailed. I think he's just an asshole who didn't want to be ostracized by all the cool kids.

Or he thought, "hey, I could really score some big points for my reputation by doing exactly what I'm nt supposed to do."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (St6BJ)

176 Gee, no bias there.

Posted by: despair at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (J6suc)

"was involved in", "was the victim of". Same difference.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (nFdGS)

177 I just want to leave this here.
http://is.gd/IUjmiL


The guy was ambushed on the highway and shot in the face by someone.

Yeah, but lumberjacks. O_o

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (ZKzrr)

178 Zimmerman: Someone here said it Best,

He should have changed his name to Jorge Zammarra and quietly moved to Wyoming or North Dakota and disappeared for a few years.

Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (r2TIL)

179
The WORST thing for the Republican party was winning in 2014 because they obviously took it as a sign of approval for their behavior since 2012.

Boy are they gonna be in for a shock in 2016..

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (9zY72)

180 srsly, what a turncoat.

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (nqBYe)

181 "It might behoove you, then, to write with just a bit more precision or put a "sarc" tag at the end."

I don't do requests.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (5fSr7)

182 And we're stuck with this asshat for five more years. Wonderful

Posted by: Iblis at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (9221z)

183 Here's the deal ...


... as some of you know, I work in Louisville. Most of the Kentuckians I work with are Republicans.


They want lower taxes and prayer in school. They mostly like guns - certainly for hunting - and are cool with tight regulation. They dislike Obamacare - but would realm like to see poor people taken care of. They'd love it if Government could help everybody get a job. They live in a Commonwealth.


So ... they vote for Mitch because he's a Republican from Kentucky that gets money to help the state. They're the kind of people that might shoot an intruder, but won't question a cop.


In short ... Mostly serfs. Loyal to their Local Lord, if not the King.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (bZwzw)

184 Refighting the Zimmerman case? Yeah no thanks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (rDqRv)

185 You are both reading way too much into what I said.
Posted by: Myiq2xu at May 11, 2015 02:39 PM (5fSr7)

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well its cuz you is twice as smart as me....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

186 172 No apology has come from the King family.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (39g3+)

And neither the Osmonds nor the Jacksons sent a condolence card.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (St6BJ)

187 164 "George Zimmerman, acquitted by a Florida jury over the death of Trayvon Martin, was involved in a shooting in Lake Mary, Florida, on Monday, police spokeswoman Bianca Gillett said."

Gee, no bias there.

Posted by: despair at May 11, 2015 02:41 PM (J6suc)


Technically correct, yet misleading.... how progressive...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (qh617)

188 Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (8hctH)

He's a little short of the Memories Pizza standard.

Posted by: MTF, I can see SMOD from my house at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (FCsIb)

189 Scatter your dingleberries
Rim your asshole with salt
And surrender like cheese eating surrender monkies where you stand.

Posted by: Hillary's Burning Times Bundt Cakes! at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (RJMhd)

190 We create men without chins to lead us, then when they betray us there is no place to aim the punch in the face.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (JO9+V)

191 It's one of the reasons I don't really want a senator become president. To much "collegiality". Too much of "not appropriate to say bad things about each other".

Listen to the radio interviews of each of the repub senators running for prez. When asked about how bad a particular repub senator (like the turtle) they always refuse comment. I beginning NOT to trust any of them.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (/HX7u)

192 Preview of Halperin's interview with Ben Carson: https://youtu.be/L7QF32mxftE

Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (8hctH)

193 I don't think Roberts was being blackmailed. I think he's just an asshole who didn't want to be ostracized by all the cool kids.

Yeah, he has spent his whole life worrying about his "legacy" and the leftist media and left leaning legal community convinced him that he'd suffer in future esteem if he ruled properly. The guy is the worst kind of traitor: he knew he was doing wrong but did it anyway for personal gain.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (39g3+)

194 183 In short ... Mostly serfs. Loyal to their Local Lord, if not the King.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2015 02:44 PM (bZwzw)


The problem is is that what your local crime lord does has repercussions on us commie Joo pornographers here in NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (St6BJ)

195 I don't think Roberts was being blackmailed. I think he's just an asshole who didn't want to be ostracized by all the cool kids.


I still maintain that John Iscariot Roberts was cowed by all that "worse than Roger Taney" shit that MSNBC was flinging at him up till the very minute Roberts capitulated.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (7ObY1)

196 Union Thug #000001

I actually saw a Sons of Anarchy style black hoodie with white grafix on back that said Proud Union Thug yesterday. In the church hall at the Mothers day Brunch.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2015 02:45 PM (DL2i+)

197 Martin Luther King today was involved in a shooting with one fatality. No apology has come from the King family.

That's pretty good.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (ZKzrr)

198 Well,the sweethearts are out on Twitter about Zimmerman as you would expect.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (mGBKM)

199 I would have kissed Obama's ass as well, but at least I'm better looking than Mitch.

Posted by: Alison Lundergren-Grimes at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (OD2ni)

200 But the guy has been accused by 2 women of assault. Maybe they were both whackos. Maybe not. But he should be avoiding the fucking spot light. Sorry, life is unfair.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (AkOaV)

Both of which were found to be false, iirc. So you can kind of, you know, ease up on the tar brush.

Posted by: East Bay KG at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (uDCdI)

201 McConnell is definitely one of those rare instances where conservatives should have voted Democrat in the General Election and watched him be defeated. I thought that "strategy" was stupid until seeing him in action as Majority Leader.

The problem is, conservatives voting for closet left-wing Democrats in deep red states is not really a good long term strategy for anything except feeling good for maybe 24 hours.

Posted by: McAdams at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (DJolZ)

202 sometimes people really can shock you.

i hate that.

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

203 Pfft, like a bullet can hurt a Peruvian.

Posted by: Chupacabras at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (F26eZ)

204
We create men without chins to lead us, then when they betray us there is no place to aim the punch in the face.


Go for the eyes.

Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (IPzoI)

205 I am really looking forward to Michele Jenneke and this chick competing in the Bi-Athlon at the next Olympics.

Posted by: Garrett at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (+ECKZ)

206 195 Yes,very likely.Much more likely than any blackmail.He seemed rather pleased with himself after he did it too,not something you connect with a person forced into something.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (mGBKM)

207 sometimes people really can shock you.

i hate that.
Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

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so....... willow hates the shocker......

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

208 Boy are they gonna be in for a shock in 2016..

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 11, 2015 02:43 PM (9zY72)
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Folks said the same about 2014, but there was no shock, no revenge of a silent conservative majority. There are enough sheep out there to keep the Republican scam running for decades.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at May 11, 2015 02:47 PM (UFrle)

209 But JJ ... you shape shifting bastards had it coming for your decades of international banking and diamond merchanting bullshit. Do not even get me started on your Hollywood monopoly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2015 02:48 PM (bZwzw)

210 sometimes people really can shock you.


People? Not so much.

Posted by: Toasterfucker at May 11, 2015 02:48 PM (ZKzrr)

211 I am really looking forward to Michele Jenneke and this chick competing in the Bi-Athlon at the next Olympics.

She's going to be busy doing my laundry on those washboard abs.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (sgrzZ)

212 The balls on that guy

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (fWAjv)

213 Everyone should always vote against the guy that betrayed them in office then lies about what he believes. Every single time. Seriously, what difference would one more Democrat in congress make over having this turd in office? How would McConnell being defeated have changed a single thing for the worse?

Always, always, always vote against these scum, in primary and in general. Every time. No matter who they are up against. Until voters stop trying to be subtle and tricky and start bringing the hammer every time, they will never, ever listen. Why should they? They can do anything they want and rely on voters to "pick the lesser evil" and put them back in power, to do it more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (39g3+)

214 202 sometimes people really can shock you.

i hate that.
Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:46 PM (nqBYe)

Willow, is that you?

Posted by: Kraken at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (sdxPm)

215 209 But JJ ... you shape shifting bastards had it coming for your decades of international banking and diamond merchanting bullshit. Do not even get me started on your Hollywood monopoly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2015 02:48 PM (bZwzw)


You forgot blood sacrifice to make matzoh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (St6BJ)

216 "Prostitutes involved in string of grisly murders around London in 1888."

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (MT22W)

217 Or as Huff-poop described it, "George Zimmerman Involved in Florida Shooting"

Posted by: crrr6 at May 11, 2015 02:50 PM (Vqcn4)

218 White latinos can't catch a break under the black man.

Posted by: La Razza (with extra hate) at May 11, 2015 02:50 PM (kJsos)

219 The balls on that guy

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at May 11, 2015 02:49 PM (fWAjv)

Please submit evidence to support that statement.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 11, 2015 02:51 PM (sgrzZ)

220 we gave you the numbers mcconnell and this is how you repay us? fuck you

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2015 02:51 PM (0O7c5)

221 McConnell speaks at the Kennedy Institute and does not refer to the late Sen. Kennedy as "a fat, drunk, useless whore-mongering bag of vileness wrapped in a Brooks Brothers suit leaving the stench of corruption, evil and hatred in his wake."
Instead he says nice things.


This is my surprised face.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 11, 2015 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

222 President Kennedy involved in Dallas shooting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2015 02:52 PM (afQnV)

223 220 we gave you the numbers mcconnell and this is how you repay us? fuck you
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 11, 2015 02:51 PM (0O7c5)


***Insert McConnell doing Nelson Muntz laugh and flipping the bird to America here***

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:52 PM (St6BJ)

224 Prostitutes involved in string of grisly murders around London in 1888.

Ha! The press can be so awful with that passive voice crap to mislead. "Its technically accurate, its not our fault that you infer something wrong! Honest!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (39g3+)

225 "George Zimmerman Involved in Florida Shooting"

involved ..
doesn't that seem an odd way to describe Being shot?

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (nqBYe)

226 Gorge Zimmerman steals black man's bullet!

Posted by: Some Koz Kid at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (7ObY1)

227 Of course the news media continue to misreport the facts surrounding the Zimmerman case.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (8NLb9)

228 Natalie Wood involved in boating accident in which one person mysteriously died.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (MT22W)

229 McConnell speaks at the Kennedy Institute and does not refer to the late Sen. Kennedy as "a fat, drunk, useless whore-mongering bag of vileness wrapped in a Brooks Brothers suit leaving the stench of corruption, evil and hatred in his wake."
Instead he says nice things.

-
Ted gave Mitch sloppy seconds before the girls sobered up.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (XUKZU)

230 White Supremacist George Zimmerman


Yeah, about that whole white thing

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (fWAjv)

231 Mary Jo Kopechne involved in drowning death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (FsuaD)

232 225 "George Zimmerman Involved in Florida Shooting"

involved ..
doesn't that seem an odd way to describe Being shot?
Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (nqBYe)


The LIV thugs and leftists will interpret that as he shot someone else?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (St6BJ)

233 Nood George Z

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (Mxs5H)

234 I was saving the more egregious Jewish culinary practices for a follow up.


But JJ ... that's the deal with Kentucky Republicans. I'd wager they're some of the most Straight Ticket Voters in the country.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (bZwzw)

235
George Custer involved in massacre fighting Sioux Indians at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

236 JFK involved in shooting incident

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (fWAjv)

237 As long as the big cable/satcasters blackball The Blaze, it will struggle. Their biz plan no doubt assumed at least one of the big cable companies would pick them up by now. Blackballing has been effective.

johnny dollar @johnnydollar01 · 18m 18 minutes ago
TheBlaze Sees Layoffs | TVNewser http://adweek.it/1ASgjis

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (ZPrif)

238
But really, wow - that "news" story on the Zimmerman thing. Go read it. Probably because I shield myself from almost all "news" reporting for years now, I can still be shocked at the ludicrous, crude distortion (no, not "bias", distortion). Amazing. A meticulous mis-reporting of the basic facts of the famous case.

Yet how many people, reading it, will even begin to understand this?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (afQnV)

239 @208 Harley Quinn


"There are enough sheep out there to keep the Republican scam running for decades."


I don't think so. There isn't enough road left to kick the can down. They will be fighting each other like jackals over the ever shrinking pie down to the last dollar.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (kJsos)

240 Of course the news media continue to misreport the facts surrounding the Zimmerman case.

***

RACIST VIGILANTE ZIMMERMAN SHOT IN MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTEST.

Posted by: cool arrow at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (g2DAI)

241 Mary Jo Kopechne involved in drowning death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (FsuaD)


Heh. I made the same comment on Twitter. Man, I could work for the AP! Then again, I don't have the morals of a rabid shitweasel.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (MT22W)

242 plane shot down .

Plane involved in flying

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (nqBYe)

243 Zimmerman involved in ANOTHER Florida shooting...

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2015 02:54 PM (mGBKM)

244
McConnell is low T

Posted by: Justamom at May 11, 2015 02:55 PM (W8e/N)

245 Residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki involved in nuclear incident that resulted in multiple fatalities.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2015 02:55 PM (MT22W)

246 McConnell calls it bipartisan cooperation. I call it collaborating with an enemy of the United Staes.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 11, 2015 02:56 PM (8NLb9)

247 "doesn't that seem an odd way to describe Being shot?"

In the face.

Posted by: Barry at May 11, 2015 02:57 PM (MYCIw)

248 "George Zimmerman Involved in Florida Shooting"

involved ..
doesn't that seem an odd way to describe Being shot?

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 02:53 PM (nqBYe)



No more than Pamela Geller Not Sorry for Two Deaths in Texas.

Posted by: rd at May 11, 2015 02:58 PM (r2TIL)

249 (Gushing) He likes me. Obama really, really likes me!

Posted by: His B-tch McConnell at May 11, 2015 02:59 PM (wOeQu)

250
My work here is done....

http://tinyurl.com/nzofyn6


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2015 02:34 PM (k2fxD)

--------------------------

I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 11, 2015 02:59 PM (HSmrB)

251 Laura Logan ,'i was involved in a rape.'

Posted by: comrade at May 11, 2015 03:00 PM (nqBYe)

252 @39. I just googled her. Great Googleymoogely!

Posted by: WatingForMartel at May 11, 2015 03:01 PM (qFwf5)

253 Well, it's nice knowing I can spend the next election day doing anything other than voting, and not feeling guilty about it at all.

Posted by: Null at May 11, 2015 03:01 PM (gkij5)

254 Orrin Hatch gave the best BJs under the dome. He's getting old, but he's still good. If you're into that, he swallows. The new star is Miss Lindsey. His very teeth crave cum. He is a cum whore, in the common parlance, and a Great American (in the Fox News parlance).
The real secret about samesex whoopla in government is that the srsly evil don't let on. Very high personages love little boys. Dod? Boy Love in country? Not a prob. That's official. Why that is not THE MAJOR CAMPAIGN ISSUE is, frankly beyond me. Must be an East Coast thing. The President's closest advisor, with unprecedented SS protection, loves lesbian lolitas.
McConnell & Li'l Barry, the dog-eater? There is no cultural model widely known that covers this case.
Those in the know speculate only on the diameter of Mitch's preferred strap-on piece. She's Chinese, so....

Posted by: Bi Curious, Democrat at May 11, 2015 03:01 PM (J48NZ)

255 At least if the Democrats had stayed in charge, we'd still have gridlock. Instead, the GOP is now legitimizing Commie policies. Yay.


Back to work. Those welfare folks need someone to pay for their iphone.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 11, 2015 03:10 PM (L6lkG)

256 the only conservative interest groups that have held their own or made gains against the left and progressivism in general are the NRA and the prolife movement. The common thread is that they both have steadfastly refused to compromise if it meant abandoning even an iota of their bedrock principles. They know that any compromise position becomes the new line of scrimmage in the left's never ending battle to assert their power.

Posted by: mc at May 11, 2015 03:10 PM (xuXpE)

257 Can't somebody buy this fucker an exercise band?

Posted by: Aviator at May 11, 2015 03:13 PM (sQzB6)

258 It's almost like Conservatives don't have a party anymore.

What is the point of elections if the only result is more of the fucking same.

Our lady America says she's tired of getting corn-holed by a bunch of posers.

Fuck you McConnell. You're even worse than Barry. We won a sweeping majority and what's the first thing you do; make sure your knee pads are arranged properly.

Son of a bitch is right. I hope you choke on Pelosi's dong... And Boehners

Fuckin asshole

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at May 11, 2015 03:50 PM (MV2jA)

259 143 Also found on Twitter (Oh Holy Shit, I find this hilarious), a certain husky pony-tailed blogger seems to be having some revenue issues:

http://tinyurl.com/k3yu5ro



Posted by: Country Singer at May 11, 2015 02:38 PM (8hctH)



I reported him for fraud. Just in case.

Posted by: SJW Twat at May 11, 2015 04:19 PM (JOG+K)

260 How's the new third party coming along?

We Republicans are really looking forward to the whiners and complainers forming their own party. Just you guys leaving will improve our average IQ.

Better get to work, though, lazy bones: Ross Perot can tell you it ain't easy qualifying for state ballots.

Posted by: Adjoran at May 11, 2015 04:25 PM (QIQ6j)

261 @Adjoran

You've convinced us.
Yawn

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 11, 2015 05:44 PM (kJsos)

262 Harry Reid was the bad Democrat Senate Majority Leader.

I am the good Democrat Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 11, 2015 05:51 PM (Eszro)

263 Twizzle Twazzle Twozzle Tome, Time for This One to Come Home...

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 11, 2015 07:11 PM (GBoEk)

264 ""We've both chosen to put policy before party. That's how politics should be conducted, in my view," McConnell said Sunday"


Just so we are clear ... that policy is to make sure that Obama's illegal immigration amnesty is locked in place, give Obama the room to sell out to Iran, and totally cave on the budget and spend like drunken sailors, just enough to cut the legs out from any meme about Democrats begin tax-and-spenders.



Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:27 PM (FLBHk)

265 40
"do we still have to pretend what he did was super-duper racist?

"


!Yes, because A) it was and B) the only way to fight back against the
left's perpetual outrage machine is to build one of our own.



Make them live and die by their own rules."

yes! Alinsky 101! call it racist and let them backpadel on how non-racist it is to ask someone with a Cuban Dad to talk in Spanish to some Brooklyn-born socialist who camped out in Vermont for a political career.

BTW: What's Mr Halperin's favorite kosher recipes?
#WINNING.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:30 PM (FLBHk)

266 "59
McConnell, Boner and McCain walk into a bar..."

Well, that would explain the brain damage and the damaged looks on their faces.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:31 PM (FLBHk)

267 "65
A democracy is five sheep and six wolves voting for what's for dinner.



A democratic republic is four sheep, two sheep dogs, and six
wolves voting on whats for dinner where the sheep dogs, in a bipartisan
compromise vote with the wolves."

A Democrat Congress is a bunch of wolves voting on how many sheep to consume.
A Republican Congress is a bunch of poodles voting on how many sheep to give the wolves, better the wolves avoid the thought of poodle for dinner.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:34 PM (FLBHk)

268 How about Jeb Bush for the Democrat Presidential Candidate?"

Jeb assures America that he TOO would have lied for oil or something and invaded Iraq. He apparently is so desperate to lose to Hillary he wants to take that issue off the table.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:35 PM (FLBHk)

269 "Like the old saw about "well we may disagree fiercely on the floor,
but at the end of the day we all get together and grab a drink after
work". "

A lot of votes happen at midnight, so I think I have an explanation for it all: They are all drunk.

Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:37 PM (FLBHk)

270 187
164 "George Zimmerman, acquitted by a Florida jury over the death of
Trayvon Martin, was involved in a shooting in Lake Mary, Florida, on
Monday, police spokeswoman Bianca Gillett said."

So Abe Lincoln, JFK, and Martin Luther King Jr, were also 'involved in a shooting' as well. Huh.


Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at May 11, 2015 11:43 PM (FLBHk)

271 Majority leader of the Democratically controlled Senate.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at May 12, 2015 07:16 AM (rwI+c)

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