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Overnight Open Thread (5-10-2015) - The Prodigal Cob Returns Edition
Well I'm back - and fully jet-lagged, exhausted, satisfied, along with a depleted bank account. Which is really how all foreign adventures should end.
Here are a few random observations...
- London is a great city. Lots of stuff to do, with every niche interest catered to and very easy to get around in. I think Samuel Johnson's famous quote about London got it right. But man do the pounds seem to fly out of your wallet...
- I actually saw the horrible, bad, sexist Is Your Body Beach-Ready? ad on the way from the airport to my hotel. No one local commented on it or even knew it was controversial. Only Americans were even aware of the controversy.
- The British are inordinately proud of the NHS despite it being it being one of the worst nationalized health systems in Europe (maybe the world) in terms of efficiency and actual care given. But it seems to be a secular article of faith among all political classes that the British NHS is simply teh Awesome.
- The UK election had already seemed to be going on forever via osmosis from my reading Daily Mail articles and then I ended up there near the peak 24/7 coverage of it. And if you think our TV media is biased, then you haven't seen the UK media in action. Pretty much every announcer or pundit - even on the independent, 'conservative' stations - just assumed that the Tories hate the poor and that the UKIP were just UGGHH - so racist and xenophobic and hateful that in a decent political system they wouldn't even be allowed to run for office. Even the token 'right-winger' in panels would only go so far as to say that not everything that Nigel Farage says is crazy/racist.
- I happened to be in the middle of a tour of Parliament when the birth of Princess Charlotte was announced. The tour guide who was a very knowledgeable, formal, older lady got a radio message, broke out into a smile, and then stopped the tour to announce the birth and explain the new princess' place in the royal family and historical precedents for similar princesses becoming Queens. All the staff were beaming and even the normally scary guards carrying MP5s cracked a smile.
- I took a tour of Churchill's WWII underground bunker near Parliament and got to see the famous Map Room and an actual Enigma machine. I also saw the movie The Imitation Game on the flight back. I was familiar with the entire code-breaking story beforehand and had my doubts that it could be ever be made into a movie but I was wrong. It was a great movie and Benedict Cumberbatch was excellent.
- Iceland was cool - in the 30s and 40s but not uncomfortable. It turns out that thanks to the gulf stream Iceland actually has warmer winters than most of the US.
- The main thing I noticed about the Icelandic landscape was the lack of trees. I assumed this was due to the climate but it turns out that it used to be covered with Birch forests but the viking settlers cut down most of the trees and then there was a cooling of the climate for several centuries which prevented the trees from growing back and led to a lot of erosion. They're currently in the midst of a national tree replanting program.
- Almost all Icelanders speak English fluently. Which is a good thing since Icelandic is a hard language to speak with lots of weird, drunken Danish-like sounds in it.
- While there are a good number of blonde, blue-eyed Icelandic women, the more typical phenotype is Amanda Knox-lookalikes . Which makes sense given that most Icelanders are the descendants of Norwegian vikings and their female Celtic slaves.
- I got to enjoy several hot springs which were very nice. I even joined the 50 deg C club by swimming in a nearly frozen lake (approximately 4 deg C) for about 8 seconds and then briskly walking back into the 56 deg C sauna to restart my circulatory system. Which luckily worked. Best part of Icelandic hot springs is that they usually have walk-up/swim-up bars where you can order the drink of your choice - which I totally made use of. And yes the Blue Lagoon hot spring pool is just as beautiful and awesome as it looks in print.
More to come shortly....
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Country Singer at May 10, 2015 10:42 PM (nL0sw)
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Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 10, 2015 10:43 PM (GDulk)
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Posted by: Beth M at May 10, 2015 10:45 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 10:46 PM (ixHW6)
g'evenin', 'rons
please excuse me whilst I slip into something more comfortable
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2015 10:46 PM (KCxzN)
3 [331 comments] 'The Political Hat'
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Ironically, it was actually a very productive week for me...
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2015 10:46 PM (7YlUk)
That's all I got
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 10, 2015 10:46 PM (Z0Bd1)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 10:49 PM (T1005)
*check Bing images*
I see nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2015 10:49 PM (FcR7P)
You pushed the narrative, you socking sonny gun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 10:50 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 10:50 PM (W5DcG)
Sounds like fun. Iceland recovered yet from the bank disaster?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 10:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 10:51 PM (3AfWr)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 10, 2015 10:51 PM (dvoaF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 10:51 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 10, 2015 10:51 PM (FviSe)
14 the more typical phenotype is Amanda Knox-lookalikes *check Bing images* I see nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2015 10:49 PM (FcR7P)
And they're all guilty of murder! Sexy. Hot. Dirty. Murder.
Posted by: Amanda Knox obsessed troll at May 10, 2015 10:52 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2015 10:52 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 10:52 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Splunge at May 10, 2015 10:53 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 10:51
Need to get yourself an indentured servant
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 10:54 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 10:54 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Julian Assange at May 10, 2015 10:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 10:54 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 10:54 PM (qry2M)
Excellent ONT Mr. Meatlocker. Sounds like an awesome vacation.
For me, it 19 days and a wake up until the tropics.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 10, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 10:55 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Navybrat at May 10, 2015 10:55 PM (JgC5a)
Posted by: Julian Assange
No, that only applies to narcissistic albino a-holes.
Posted by: Andy Warhol at May 10, 2015 10:55 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 10:56 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Sula at May 10, 2015 10:56 PM (QdxSz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 10, 2015 10:57 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Splunge at May 10, 2015 10:57 PM (qyomX)
Take that as nautical, or not, as you please.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2015 10:57 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Andy Warhol at May 10, 2015 10:55 PM (qyomX)
Wait? You mean humping a girl I just met and who invited me to her home and I had already fcuked once should get mad when I hump her a second time while she is passed out?
I guess I just an ole horn dog.
Posted by: Julian Assange at May 10, 2015 10:58 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (hLZ/e)
She's a vile idiot, but hard to get too worked up about some 90 IQ fast food worker saying something horrible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Bill "Secretly Hoping She Loses" Clinton at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Adriane the Rhyme and Reason Critic ... at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (0FSuD)
Or did you leave the first part out?
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (wnneX)
She's a vile idiot, but hard to get too worked up about some 90 IQ fast food worker saying something horrible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif
Haven't seen that but good.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:01 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Adriane the Rhyme and Reason Critic ... at May 10, 2015 11:02 PM (nSOh+)
Do you have a young Keifer Southerland's Ass?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 10, 2015 11:02 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Nutri/System at May 10, 2015 11:02 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:02 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Julian Assange
****
Ummm, maybe you shouldn't have sex with them while they're asleep. Just sayin' you douchebag.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (F0Cog)
Man, this ONT is all over place. Fishtailing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (a2VZb)
Herba Life baby! Have I talked to you about it?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:04 PM (0FSuD)
Mother's day chuch service was amusing - kids sang a special song for the moms. Some kids were dressed up nicely, but I also saw 2 batkids and a catgirl. Added to the charm, methinks.
Posted by: ConserativeMonster, Rabid Puppy at May 10, 2015 11:04 PM (+2//H)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:04 PM (hLZ/e)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 10, 2015 11:03 PM (oVJmc)
It would be really pathetic if that little blurb does bring them out.
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:04 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: derit at May 10, 2015 11:05 PM (jT+gh)
Are those the little ceramic animal creatures you plant seeds on? Get 'em at Wal Mart or CVS.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (MDgS8)
The real question is:
Are you slut-walk body ready?
http://tinyurl.com/pnl224y
Posted by: Thrawn at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (wZ2hu)
Tried it, but it looked even more ridiculous than my "Urkel on a bicycle" costume.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (qyomX)
Are those the little ceramic animal creatures you plant seeds on? Get 'em at Wal Mart or CVS.
Is that what that is? I thought he was going to ask us to invest in Colorado pot farm futures.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 10, 2015 11:07 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 11:06 PM (a2VZb)
Yes, and if you get six of your friends to sell them in six months you will be a millionaire!
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:07 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:09 PM (qry2M)
Are You Beach-Body Ready For Hillary?
Posted by: Splunge at May 10, 2015 10:57 PM (
Great, now I don't have to worry about making dinner.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:09 PM (hey97)
That's the plan
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:10 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Gmac - Driving into the future from the past at May 10, 2015 11:10 PM (4pjhs)
Welcome back Maet. Must have been a struggle to leave those fecund Icelandic women behind--or so I've heard.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 10, 2015 11:10 PM (Dmko9)
Report: @Subway has fired the employee who posted "GOT EM'" after murder of two Mississippi cops http://bit.ly/1KyU0DP
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (a2VZb)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (95CzI)
It would be really pathetic if that little blurb does bring them out.
Occupy Wall Street Part Douche.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (T1005)
Mid '70s. Transatlantic crossing in a PanAm 727; Dad had retired from the Army and we were on our way home. I was about 12.
Stopped for refueling in Iceland in the middle of the night. Weren't allowed off the plane. Could only look forlornly out the windows at the airport.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 10, 2015 11:12 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 10, 2015 11:12 PM (rJUlF)
That's the plan
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:09 PM (0FSuD)
*****
My BIL thought this would be a great gift in 2008, so he bought eight of the for family at Christmas. He still owns 7 of them, NIB.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:12 PM (3AfWr)
Did you meet Bjork?
You must have met Bjork.
Iceland is like 500 people.
---
In my head, all the people in Iceland look like Bjork. Some taller, some fatter, but all very Bjork-y. Or at least that was true until Maet said they all look like Amanda Knox. Now I'm picturing a tiny nation full of Foxy Knoxy-Bjork hybrids.
I'm scared.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 10, 2015 11:13 PM (mB6ez)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Former Celtic Slave at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (aWSo+)
http://tinyurl.com/na4gger
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Garrett at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (+ECKZ)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 10, 2015 11:15 PM (01uDH)
She's a vile idiot, but hard to get too worked up about some 90 IQ fast food worker saying something horrible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif
Imagine what this Sandwich Artist is doing with subs.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 10, 2015 11:15 PM (+Fae7)
...and dressed like swans.
Posted by: Garrett at May 10, 2015 11:16 PM (+ECKZ)
so he bought eight of the for family at Christmas. He still owns 7 of
them, NIB.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:12 PM (3AfWr)
Don't be flooding the market. I figured only about three will sell.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:16 PM (0FSuD)
Dangly thang, Ima lookin atcha!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:17 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:17 PM (XAFOu)
86 Oh my God, you are not going to believe this. Fired Subway employee is not Amish. Appears to be Obama voter with nice tits.
http://tinyurl.com/na4gger
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (0FSuD
Your tiny url is racist as f*ck
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:18 PM (XAFOu)
In my head, all the people in Iceland look like Bjork. Some taller, some fatter, but all very Bjork-y. Or at least that was true until Maet said they all look like Amanda Knox. Now I'm picturing a tiny nation full of Foxy Knoxy-Bjork hybrids.
I'm scared.
Don't be.
They can't hurt us.
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:19 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 10, 2015 11:19 PM (+ECKZ)
Waiting outside for a tour of the Tower.
10 year old (not mine) tries to get a reaction from a guard. No soap. He asks his mom why won't he move? She says "Dunno. Stop bothering the guard".
I tell him "He's a Gurkha, the toughest fighting men in the whole world, and his whole village is honored by his being here to guard the Queen".
Kids eyes get real big.
I say "He's not allowed to react, but I bet if you watch close, you'll see him blink twice if he agrees that the Gurkha's are the toughest fighters on Earth"
*two blinks*
Posted by: retropox at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (W0tMp)
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:16 PM (0FSuD)
****
I will pass along your wishes to the Dbag BIL Bammy voter in Chicago post haste.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (3AfWr)
Posted by: High Diving Horse at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (Tajda)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 10, 2015 11:15 PM (01uDH)
He was absolutely awesome. Loved the quip that he dressed up as Freddy Couples on Halloween as a kid.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (o78gS)
There's a whole blog that just scours social media for white ppl saying racist stuff and then gets them fired.
http://racistsgettingfired.tumblr.com/
Looks like they got a lot of business from the Baltimore riots. Looking for people calling rioters "animals" and "savages" or, ideally, the n-word. They take screenshots of the tweets or Facebook messages, text messages, etc, then the group tracks down their employer and gets them fired. They seem to mostly do it for fun.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 11:21 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (0FSuD
Your tiny url is racist as f*ck
Damn. God works in funny ways.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:21 PM (0FSuD)
http://tinyurl.com/na4gger
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (0FSuD
Your tiny url is racist as f*ck
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:18 PM (XAFOu)
BURN THE WITCH!
BOOM, LAKA LAKA LAKA BOOOOOM
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:21 PM (qry2M)
>>Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:11 PM (T1005)
I read that as Uvula Canyon State Park.
Posted by: Garrett at May 10, 2015 11:14 PM (+ECKZ)
No, that's a couple of counties over....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:22 PM (T1005)
Called my Mother tonight to wish her a Happy Mothers Day (with love). I unleashed a snarky comment or two and was told by her that I am not allowed to engage in snark until I'm 70 (I'm 61, she's almost 86).
I said, "Oh, sure, and when I'm 70, you'll say I cannot do it until I'm 80. That's just like an old person -- claim a benefit of old-age crochetiness for yourself and then pull up the ladder behind you!" We had a good laugh about that.
Love you, Mom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 10, 2015 11:22 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:22 PM (3AfWr)
Posted by: john m at May 10, 2015 11:23 PM (UWVAb)
Posted by: Robinson at May 10, 2015 11:23 PM (5gToQ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson
****
Eat the seeds, use the heads for target practice.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2015 11:23 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Garrett at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (+ECKZ)
I remember Ace writing about this earlier in the week. The political and the personal are the same for the SJWs and they see no problem with using political tactics on normal people. It's sickening.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (MDgS8)
Get lost troll.
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)m
Um, what am I missing here? That didnt look trollish.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (hey97)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (F0Cog)
He was absolutely awesome. Loved the quip that he dressed up as Freddy Couples on Halloween as a kid.
I asked my BiLs, "How would dressing like Freddy Couples distinguish him from dressing up like any other golfer (unless he was Payne Stewart)?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (95CzI)
I'd worry more about a McDonald's employee, frankly. Since you CAN'T see what THEY are doing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (AVEe1)
----
Ahh bra size bigger than iq
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (ixHW6)
****
Didn't we revoke your Captain's license at the last Legion of Captains meeting. Cease or desist using your false rank, or Steve Rogers will get medieval on your @$$.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (hey97
Ah but he is a troll. And Maet has banned him before.
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:26 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 10, 2015 11:26 PM (MYPM9)
on social media (she celebrated the cop killings in Mississippi) and
ppl tracked her down and got her fired.
She's a vile idiot, but hard to get too worked up about some 90 IQ fast food worker saying something horrible.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 10:59 PM (ZPrif)
Good that she got fired. She had the right to say something vile; that old freedom of speech thing, but she also got to experience the consequences of saying something hateful.
And no, don't twist that into thinking I don't support Pam Geller. Hard to be unduly "hateful" towards muzzies when their damned "holy book" is full of hate for us.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2015 11:27 PM (Yosnw)
That sounds like stuff you used to hear about in USSR, E. Germany and Cuba.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)
Wife made a comment the other day. When we md she bought 6 Mother's Day cards. Today we buy 1.
Time marches on. We remember them fondly.
Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2015 11:27 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:28 PM (hey97)
Posted by: Denver at May 10, 2015 11:28 PM (q3SHs)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:28 PM (qry2M)
freezing water first. That's backwards. You sit in the sauna until you
are glowing neon red, and then into the freezing water, and it will be
quite refreshing.
Or did you leave the first part out?
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (wnneX)
Here in Alberta, I have done it Finnish style. Sit in the hot sauna until glowing red, then go roll naked in the snow. Then back to the sauna to recalibrate. Booze may have been involved.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2015 11:29 PM (Yosnw)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 10, 2015 11:21 PM (ZPrif)I
***
I I made a post about the Baltimore stuff on FB, as it pissed me off mightily.
Within 2 days, my business (I am an owner/operator) had 2 inquiries about working there, something I never do under ordinary circumstances. I just said sorry, booked up.
My FB page and Biz have zero connections. The linguistic capabilities of the callers were....not good. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:29 PM (3AfWr)
100 Posted by: captain*arizona at May 10, 2015 11:19 PM (gJb4P)
Get lost troll.
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:20 PM (zt+N6)m
Um, what am I missing here? That didnt look trollish.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (hey97)
History. And he hasn't been banned (yet), so you know he'll sidle just up to the line, little-by-little.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (T1005)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (1brdf)
Apart from the, y'know, Londonistan issue.
Getting to rub shoulders with people who privately and fervently wish for my head to be separated from my shoulders isn't really my cup of tea.
"Lots of stuff to do, with every niche interest catered to and very easy to get around in."
Hey, I have a niche interest in handguns. Any good shops in London who cater to the likes of me? No? Thought not.
Now if "every niche interest" refers to indulging obscure prurient fetishes, THAT is a claim I will believe about London.
Last time I was there, printed stickers abounded in public places advertising various specialized prostitution services. I'm pretty unshockable, but I also have a threshold for what constitutes good taste and good manners, and it was speedily exceeded.
Being a great city means something more than just having an abundance of call girls and rent boys.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:26 PM (zt+N6)
Ok. Gotta take the word of anyone that taunts happy fun ball as relentlessly as you do.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:31 PM (hey97)
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:32 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: holygoat at May 10, 2015 11:32 PM (t3wLW)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:33 PM (XAFOu)
Shhh! Cap'n*AZ is just at the start of his "Choose Your Own Adventure" experience.
That first one was a humdinger and shot clean through with specific details, was it not? "And then he said, 'No, you're the doodyhead!'"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 10, 2015 11:33 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2015 11:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (zt+N6)
I'll bite.
How are conservatives evil captain?
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:33 PM (XAFOu)
*rolls eyes; shakes head, sadly*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005)
Look at this shit. She is going to be in for a LOT of shit for a long time.
http://tinyurl.com/m8hkng4
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (0FSuD)
He's a known douche. See 132 for confirmation.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (e+1S5)
Didn't like when he gave info to someone in the past and said 'Remember the welfare state!'
Is this going to turn into lefty bullshit?
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: (not so) Grand Punk at May 10, 2015 11:36 PM (W5DcG)
Please send prayers to Kitty Heaven. One my family's cat, Callie, passed on from this world just before 9 pm tonight. She was a very sick kitty with diabetes and cancer but she was a fighter and held on until she could not hold on any longer.
RIP.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 10, 2015 11:36 PM (DU875)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at May 10, 2015 11:36 PM (nBiPV)
Sadly, you can use that system to buy votes, so we are stuck with this turd.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
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Language!
Posted by: Steve Rogers at May 10, 2015
Posted by: junior at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (F6175)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005)
I know I know. I apologize. I just want to hear the dumbfucks reasoning.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Iasonas at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (DU875)
Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nu Hu at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (W5DcG)
Detroit winters are warmer than most of the Midwest because of proximity to the great lakes. My uncle from Detroit often wondered out loud why anyone would live in Minnesota because of the extreme cold we get.
Posted by: Robinson at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 10, 2015 11:39 PM (t1YFX)
No way this guy can be a troll!
Posted by: Jon Stewart viewer at May 10, 2015 11:39 PM (4lPPL)
They've been told repeatedly by their state media that the NHS delivers the finest medical care in the world, something to which ordinary nationalist pride lends confirmation bias. The British used to be proud of their Empire. Well, that's gone for a burton, so believing in claims of NHS excellence is about all they have left.
And the private media in the UK are so deeply in bed with the state power structure there (cough Rupert Murdoch cough) that it is only rarely and quietly noted by said private media that this claim is utter bullshit.
I can't tell you how many conversations I have had in which I note to Britons that the UK has the worst cancer survival statistics in the developed world, to be met with an utterly blank stare.
For extra fun, quote comparative (pre-Obamacare-era) survival statistics for common cancers in the US versus the UK.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 10, 2015 11:39 PM (noWW6)
Holy shit. That Subway idiot went nuclear. Subway called franchisee and had her fired.
Look at this shit. She is going to be in for a LOT of shit for a long time.
http://tinyurl.com/m8hkng4
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (0FSuD)
She might have gotten away with no consequences on the job if she hadn't also posted a pic in a Subway uniform. Linking your employer to a cop-killing is generally regarded as a Career-Limiting Move.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (T1005)
****
My feelers are fine, scumbag.
I may engage in your troll banter once any evidence supported by links is posted to support your grenade tosses.
Then again, I may not, dickhead.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (3AfWr)
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (zt+N6)
LOL, yep. Good thing I took your word for it huh?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (hey97)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM
Interesting, we were in London maybe a decade ago. Got lost and none we asked for directions was from London!
Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (o/90i)
food is prepared right there in front of you. So what if one employee is
a low-impulse-control ignorant idjit. I'm pretty sure that such
employees are to be found in every establishment everywhere.
I'd worry more about a McDonald's employee, frankly. Since you CAN'T see what THEY are doing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:25 PM (AVEe1)
I can't stand Subway. They all have that steamy, humid odor redolent of a hospital kitchen. Very unappealing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (Yosnw)
I just give the TV the finger and mention speaking German then watch on.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
167 they enjoy hurting people especially poor women and children who can't fight back.
No way this guy can be a troll!
Posted by: Jon Stewart viewer at May 10, 2015 11:39 PM (4lPPL)
ENTHUSIASTIC CLAP!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (qry2M)
We are seriously in trouble when LIVs think like this.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:41 PM (0FSuD)
Prayers sent Iasonas.
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. Her bright eyes are intent; Her eager body quivers. Suddenly she begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, her legs carrying her faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:41 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:42 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:42 PM (0FSuD)
Nice Mother's Day we had. It was a family get together so good old dad cooked.
At my retirement the Committee met and decided we should move Upstate to be near our kids.
So here we are. I like the idea,wasn't sure at first,but the people are much more friendly here than in Binghamton.
That place is going downhill and infested with leftwits.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 10, 2015 11:42 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (ixHW6)
Huh huh huh. Huh huh
Posted by: Beavis & Butthead at May 10, 2015 11:42 PM (hey97)
*rolls eyes; shakes head, sadly*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:34 PM (T1005)
I know I know. I apologize. I just want to hear the dumbfucks reasoning.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (XAFOu)
You expect reasoning?!?!?!?
*rolls eyes; shakes head, sadly; mutters*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (T1005)
We are seriously in trouble when LIVs think like this.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:41 PM (0FSuD)
Her coworker is backing her up. How dumb do you have to be?
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)
Oh, judas ,fuckin priest captain*arizona, you are such a waste. God Bless You!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (PHxng)
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In the future, everyone will be judged politically.
Posted by: Something a Soviet Political Officer said. at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Did she use her real name?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (W5DcG)
Thank you for the comforting thoughts. I like to think that Callie is joining the cats we had when I was growing up. If so, she is with some great company.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (DU875)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (hey97)
So the stupid bint who used to work at Subway, FOAD.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 10, 2015 11:44 PM (t1YFX)
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:44 PM (MQEz6)
brb, going to smell my own farts and enlighten myself by watching a man read lines others have written for him while he taps a pencil to the sound of staged applause.
Posted by: Craptian Arizona at May 10, 2015 11:44 PM (wZ2hu)
Still, Banhammer fodder. For practice, if nothing else.
I imagine that the strike sounds something like a whiny mosquito hitting the bug zapper that's plugged into the 220 volt circuit?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2015 11:44 PM (RzZOc)
And by 'shit' you mean a career in the media, music, gov't, or education.
Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2015 11:44 PM (FcR7P)
... with a pineapple
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (AVEe1)
It's partially because of absolutely absurd policies like not allowing women to get their first Pap smear until 25. Those years of inaction take cervical cancer from an annoyance to a death sentence.
Posted by: Lauren at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (CupDn)
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Must be a local thing. That doesn't match up with any of the ones I've been inside of here in SoCal.
Posted by: junior at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (F6175)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597439622600200193
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597439888187789312
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597440238672158720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597440465412075521
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597440939397808129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597441309515714560
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)
Franchisee store. Poor guy is stuck with this and the store is probably in the hood. Mr Patel is not happy, that's for sure.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (0FSuD)
RIP.
Posted by: Iasonas at May 10, 2015 11:36 PM
Very sorry for your loss. That's tough.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:24 PM (hey97)
History. And he hasn't been banned (yet), so you know he'll sidle just up to the line, little-by-little.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (T1005)
No Capn AZ is a troll...barely (weak class IIIa) who drops little snarky insults at the right and then typically declines to back them up. He hasn't been banned though. Mostly because that would require effort.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 10, 2015 11:46 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Face For Radio, Voice For Print) at May 10, 2015 11:46 PM (rJUlF)
When you like something and you are good at it, why hold back.
Follow your vision.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:46 PM (MQEz6)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597533272885833728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597533712235012096
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597534007392391168
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/597534204478500864
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2015 11:47 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Craptian Arizona at May 10, 2015 11:48 PM (wZ2hu)
Mary Cloggenstien is entertaining.
Our beloved Mary clearly is the best snarc artist at the HQ.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:48 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Farmer at May 10, 2015 11:40 PM (o/90i)
Every time I've been, people would stop to offer directions whenever I had a map out.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 10, 2015 11:48 PM (hey97)
Not to me. I always scroll by "her" posts.
We got enough real trolls here. Why encourage more noise-to-signal by indulging the average hoes I mean, joes?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:49 PM (AVEe1)
Arizona, take off your rainbow shades
Arizona, have another look at the world, my my
Arizona, cut off your Indian braids
Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
Hey, Arizona, take off your hobo shoes
Arizona, have another look at the world, my my
Arizona, get off your 8-ball blues
Arizona, hey won'tcha go my way
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 10, 2015 11:50 PM (W5DcG)
Mary Cloggenstien is,... is,... (as the kids say) THE SHIT!
while
Corporal Arizona is...missing a few cerebral nodes..
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:50 PM (qry2M)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-139-150.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (t1YFX)
That was very nice. I hope it's true. I still miss Sadie and Gabbie and Chessie.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (ixHW6)
215 A good weekend here, 2 youngest graduated from college yesterday. Both with high honors.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (ixHW6)
Congrats!
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:52 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:52 PM (AVEe1)
A good weekend here, 2 youngest graduated from college yesterday. Both with high honors.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (ixHW6)
Congratulations!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:52 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 10, 2015 11:52 PM (qry2M)
Saudi King tells The One to fcuk off and cancels visit to "Arab summit".
So who hasn't Obama pissed off anywhere?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:53 PM (0FSuD)
Prayers, for every one of you. I hope my Harley up there struts his striped yellow self over n' says Hi.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Something a Soviet Political Officer said. at May 10, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ)
****
I kinda think we are already there. The future is now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (3AfWr)
I love how "leading for behind" is working.
Saudi King tells The One to fcuk off and cancels visit to "Arab summit".
So who hasn't Obama pissed off anywhere?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:53 PM (0FSuD)
ValJar, his "Political Officer" -- and that's all that counts.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
A good weekend here, 2 youngest graduated from college yesterday. Both with high honors.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (ixHW6)
So what you going to do with all the extra money?
Congrats!
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (0FSuD)
Probably a closet Moron actually...
I get the impression of our trolls that they're white SJWs who are Down Wit Da Struggel. Hector was probably the most egregious of those.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (F2IAQ)
That was very nice. I hope it's true. I still miss Sadie and Gabbie and Chessie.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM (e+1S5)
It has to be. Not to get all emotional but I'll be pissed if I don't see my dogs again. Balls of fur helped me get through some shitty times.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:55 PM (XAFOu)
Saudi King tells The One to fcuk off and cancels visit to "Arab summit".
So who hasn't Obama pissed off anywhere?
Posted by: Nip Sip
****
There's some hermit in a cave in outer Siberia that he hasn't pissed off.
I think...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 10, 2015 11:55 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2015 11:54 PM (T1005)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:55 PM (0FSuD)
I find him to be highly flexible.
Also , I like his expressive wrists.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at May 10, 2015 11:56 PM (+ECKZ)
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Nah, tone is way off. Moo Moo is a troll who thinks he's not.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at May 10, 2015 11:56 PM (mB6ez)
public places advertising various specialized prostitution services. I'm
pretty unshockable, but I also have a threshold for what constitutes
good taste and good manners, and it was speedily exceeded.
Being a great city means something more than just having an abundance of call girls and rent boys.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 10, 2015 11:30 PM (noWW6)
And yet I saw *none* of this. Not saying it's not there but I didn't see anything of this sort even while going in and out of the more popular tube stations and standing in various bus stops near tourist attractions.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (MQEz6)
Also , I like his expressive wrists.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at May 10, 2015 11:56 PM (+ECKZ)
I like his tight ass.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: IRS at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (5gToQ)
Dr Who is very far left.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Anything from the BBC is very far left... and also pro-necro-paedophilia...
Posted by: Jimmy Savile, about to receive another pinapple up the... at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2015 11:59 PM (2AlPN)
234 I find him to be highly flexible.
Also , I like his expressive wrists.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at May 10, 2015 11:56 PM (+ECKZ)
I like his tight ass.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (0FSuD)
Doubt it's still tight, Reg.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:59 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (0FSuD)
Doubt it's still tight, Reg.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:59 PM (MQEz6)
I've had worse. He puckers up pretty well when I bite his dick.
Posted by: Reggie, the butt fucker at May 11, 2015 12:01 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2015 12:01 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 12:01 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 11, 2015 12:02 AM (MYPM9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h_w-O9CkKA
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2015 12:02 AM (AVEe1)
244 Ok, sorry all. Troll thing is incoherent and boring. Sorry.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 12:01 AM (XAFOu
See. Its just better to tell them to get lost.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 12:02 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 11, 2015 12:02 AM (ixHW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:03 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
It has it in there at times more than others but it generally doesn't just dwell in it all the time. You know, like American TV before they completely let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 11, 2015 12:03 AM (F9322)
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 12:02 AM (zt+N6)
True that.
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 12:04 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 10, 2015 11:59 PM (gJb4P)
Interesting to learn c*a understands very deeply what it stands for.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:04 AM (qry2M)
Or did you leave the first part out?
Posted by: Cleveland Boid at May 10, 2015 11:00 PM (wnneX)
No I was pretty warmed up in one of the hotter pools when I saw people taking a swim in the lake adjacent to the springs. So I figured well *I* can do that too. And right way or wrong way I was still the guy submerged in 37 degree water.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 11, 2015 12:04 AM (wqVD1)
Yep. Any heaven that doesn't have my doggehs isn't a heaven I want.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 11, 2015 12:04 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 11, 2015 12:06 AM (PHxng)
That place is going downhill and infested with leftwits.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 10, 2015 11:42 PM
Where are moving from to? Somehow had the idea you lived in PA.
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:07 AM (o/90i)
Saudi King tells The One to fcuk off and cancels visit to "Arab summit".
So who hasn't Obama pissed off anywhere?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 10, 2015 11:53 PM (0FSuD)
Well the Daily Mail claims that list is longer than we knew- http://dailym.ai/1IsH05m
Don't know if it is true or not, but it would fit his pattern of behavior.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 11, 2015 12:07 AM (F9322)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:07 AM (qry2M)
255 Hillary is no Seven of Nine, that's for sure
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 11, 2015 12:06 AM (PHxng)
She's not even a Captain Janeway.
Hell she's not even a Doctor Pulaski.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 12:08 AM (zt+N6)
And now you truly understand the phrase "it took my breath away"
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 12:08 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2015 12:08 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 11, 2015 12:06 AM (PHxng)
She's not even a Captain Janeway.
Hell she's not even a Doctor Pulaski.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 12:08 AM (zt+N6)
She ain't even a Sheliak
Posted by: Deep Space Hat at May 11, 2015 12:09 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2015 12:08 AM (AVEe1)
No she didn't.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 12:09 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 10, 2015 11:41 PM (gJb4P)
Kind of like you SJW types that yell "fuck the police" then tell us that we don't need guns because the police will protect us?
Got it.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 11, 2015 12:09 AM (+Fae7)
He's in the Icelandic Sports Hall of Fame.
Big Fish, Small Pond
Posted by: Far Post at May 11, 2015 12:09 AM (J0JeX)
She might have gotten away with no consequences on the job if
fixt
Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2015 12:12 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 10, 2015 11:51 PM
Awesome! Congrats to you both on a job well done.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:12 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Heh.
Posted by: Shrinkage at May 11, 2015 12:12 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2015 12:13 AM (AVEe1)
Well I think I have found an image of our Average Trools
Complete with a brand new iCodpiece.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2015 12:14 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: People Corp at May 11, 2015 12:14 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alana at May 11, 2015 12:15 AM (DVXlg)
Posted by: Shrinkage at May 11, 2015 12:12 AM (F2IAQ)
****
Yep. Like a couple small walnuts topped with a gerkin after 37 degree water exposure.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:15 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
272 After President Hillary Clinton it will be Elizabeth Warren and Loretta Sanchez
And democratic mexican vote may have it in different order!
Another !00,000 minority kids turned 18 (voting age) this month and 20,000 more conservatives passed on to answer for their evilness to satan.
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:14 AM (gJb4P)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1dbiD_zDk
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:16 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:16 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2015 12:16 AM (FvdPb)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:14 AM (gJb4P)
Yeah, about that.
Good luck getting to the voting booths through irradiated streets.
Posted by: Inbound Iranian Nukes at May 11, 2015 12:17 AM (wZ2hu)
Hey, SMFH
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:17 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2015 12:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:18 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 11, 2015 12:01 AM
Well, he's an interesting distraction at times. Why would someone act this idiotic?
Seriously, people are getting pd to do this shit? I doubt that. My guess is that they're a touch off, go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (o/90i)
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Surprise. It's Iceland. As in "ice."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (2AlPN)
TRUCE! MWNP
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: People Corp at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 12:19 AM (2AlPN)
Yep totally. Go to Greenland instead!
Posted by: Viking traveler from Iceland at May 11, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6)
. Makes me think of the the Steely Dan song "hey 19"... No we can't talk at all
Played some corn hole and ladder golf. Ladder golf is the shit, never had heard of it before.
Posted by: prophet of SMOD at May 11, 2015 12:20 AM (VlXoP)
Who, Me! MMMMMMWWWWAH.
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:20 AM (qry2M)
Because trying to get your wife to have sex with you is a political scandal for some people. Anyway, I'm here to mention my blog. My blog.
Posted by: Dave M at May 11, 2015 12:21 AM (Cbzos)
Dr Who is very far left.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Anything from the BBC is very far left... and also pro-necro-paedophilia...
Posted by: Jimmy Savile, about to receive another pinapple up the... at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (7YlUk)
Was listening to the BBC on Friday, and holy shit was it the most leftist shit I could imagine. They just couldn't believe that the Conservatives were not only returned to power, but were given an outright majority.
Then they had discussions with "ordinary voters", all of them were SNP, Labour, or Greens. They did have one UKIP on, and all the other voters were just so upset that she would vote for them, how racist she was, and how evil she was. One thing they didn't do was have a Conservative voter on their panel.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 11, 2015 12:22 AM (+Fae7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:22 AM (3AfWr)
158 @142 they enjoy hurting people especially poor women and children who can't fight back. It wasn't conservatives who came up with government healthcare for children when the few private charities were overwhelmed.
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 10, 2015 11:37 PM (gJb4P)
oh cheeses,
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:22 AM (qry2M)
You serve a false destroyer.
In the words of that famous rapper Vanilla Ice:
Ditch the zero, get with the hero.
Posted by: Sweet Volcano of Death at May 11, 2015 12:23 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 11, 2015 12:24 AM (dULJN)
I was born in Pa, Farmer. Lived in NY since I got out of the Army,because there were actual paying jobs up here, as opposed to $1.35 per hour to start.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2015 12:24 AM (jeCnD)
State media gotta state.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (ixHW6)
Posted by: clap train arizona at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (Yosnw)
Ummmm...what now?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:22 AM (3AfWr)
I Can't remember, Must've been something we disagreed on. Shake?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (qry2M)
You naughty Americans must learn... discipline.
Posted by: mistress pain at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:14 AM (gJb4P)
Yeah, Hillary! is toast. She is trailing most GOP candidates now, and she is the only one with name recognition. She will lose in 2016, and lose badly.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 11, 2015 12:27 AM (+Fae7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 11, 2015 12:27 AM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
Yeah, one sign we may be past the point of no return here in the States as well.
The Left isn't capable of having a political discussion without slander and facile caricatures of conservative opinion.
It's one thing to think your opponents' opinions wrong. It's an entirely different thing to be incapable of describing them without resorting to cartoon like hyperbole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 12:28 AM (K7krX)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 11, 2015 12:30 AM (ixHW6)
236 Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 10, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
Dr Who is very far left.
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Anything from the BBC is very far left... and also pro-necro-paedophilia...
Posted by: Jimmy Savile, about to receive another pinapple up the... at May 10, 2015 11:57 PM (7YlUk)
Was listening to the BBC on Friday, and holy shit was it the most
leftist shit I could imagine. They just couldn't believe that the
Conservatives were not only returned to power, but were given an
outright majority.
Then they had discussions with "ordinary voters", all of them were
SNP, Labour, or Greens. They did have one UKIP on, and all the other
voters were just so upset that she would vote for them, how racist she
was, and how evil she was. One thing they didn't do was have a
Conservative voter on their panel.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 11, 2015 12:22 AM (+Fae7)
That's largely because Tories have taken their bat and their ball and gone home when it comes to pollsters/media/politicians/punditry. I know that the Age of Obama has led to me hanging-up on pollsters most of the time, when I used to think, "hey, it's a college-kid with a job....would it kill me?" Now, I believe everything will be indexed, linked, cross-indexed, cross-linked, and filed by a Gestapo-like bunch of would-be totalitarians. So every time they call, I give 'em another "f-off" to put in their bin.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 12:30 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:26 AM (qry2M)
*****
No problem with that.
The only disagreement I recall is when I was posting rather neutral stuff that you decided was hate, with absolutely no basis.
But, by all means, let's put that behind us.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:31 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: DC in River City at May 11, 2015 12:32 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: JTB at May 11, 2015 12:16 AM
WTF? A reforestation project in ICELAND didn't work? I love examples of these idiots who have no conception of history.
The funny thing is their idea kinda trashes AGW
on it's premise.
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:32 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:34 AM (OsWis)
Why did *insert conservative politician here* win?! Nobody *we* know voted for them!
Posted by: Typical Prof in Academia at May 11, 2015 12:35 AM (wZ2hu)
Ginger in the front brunette blonde in the back. I know what a Mullet means what does that mean?
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 12:35 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 11, 2015 12:36 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Heck, that's like two or three times what Uncle Sam was probably paying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 12:36 AM (F2IAQ)
Always remember, we're Americans,so the heads are held high.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2015 12:36 AM (jeCnD)
****
Wow. You are now officially the Onion of the Leftists. Kudos, never knew it could get that far out there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:36 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 11, 2015 12:37 AM (01uDH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:38 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:34 AM (gJb4P)
Don't see many conservatives here in Lake Cocytus.
I need a drink so badly...
Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Adrift in 9th Level of Hell at May 11, 2015 12:38 AM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:39 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2015 12:39 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Ashley
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I'm thinking she won't run..., then it's a cakewalk for me and O'Malley.
Posted by: Warren at May 11, 2015 12:40 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: People Corp at May 11, 2015 12:42 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Typical Prof in Academia
Yeah, that too.
It seems the more hooked into status and signifiers, the more likely one is to act tribally, as Ace regularly details.
Pity the poor grad student to thinks,"Only if I get my PhD, I can avoid all the petty politics of the corporate world!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 12:42 AM (K7krX)
Wait, I think I still remember this one, although it's hazy what with the syphilitic brainrot and such ...
"If it moves, f*ck it", amirite?
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at May 11, 2015 12:43 AM (4lPPL)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2015 12:24 AM
Be well IG.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:43 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 12:43 AM (K7krX)
Holy, farkin crap: I give you, once again c*a
313 I am an educator for the ignorant not a troll!
How many of you knew that 100,000 minority kids turn 18 very month and the democratic party registers them to vote as almost all hate republicans.
Also so many conservatives die each month it keep satan busy stoking the fires of hell for all the evilness that is conservatism!
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:34 AM (gJb4P)
Da Fuq?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:43 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 11, 2015 12:44 AM (UVfht)
296
oh cheeses,
What a friend we have in cheeses.
Cheeses. Christ! what a pal!
Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2015 12:39 AM (o78gS)
When I was in High School, I once put together a promotional campaign for Venezuelan beaver cheese (not a class project -- I was goofing off). I vaguely recall giving it to a friend of mine. There was a snazzy brochure, some ads, and a write-up.
This was in reaction to http://tinyurl.com/8qtr4tz .
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 12:45 AM (T1005)
***\
But...but...we are reliably told that Faux News is full of shit. Gotta pick a sideside, Soros plant. Can't have it both ways, no matter how old George pays you per post from Mom's basement.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:46 AM (3AfWr)
Don't have to. Without obama's empty charisma, most of you are going to remember you're lazy good-for-nothings who don't bother with things like voting.
Posted by: Methos at May 11, 2015 12:46 AM (ZbV+0)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 11, 2015 12:30
You all also.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 11, 2015 12:47 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 12:48 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:51 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: wait, this identity politics shit has a downside? at May 11, 2015 12:51 AM (4lPPL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
***
Have you ever seen movies about Gladiators?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:52 AM (3AfWr)
Sure. if they're handing out Nikes and Iphones and stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:53 AM (W5DcG)
*****\
Tell us your thoughts about the Crusades and why they were necessary.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:54 AM (3AfWr)
Noted, for the record.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)
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Fat, jowly masses of blubbery cellulite with a sense of entitlement do have a certain charm about them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 12:54 AM (2AlPN)
Presumably, as the warm period waned, the settlers cut down all the forests for firewood, and with the climate being colder, the forest could not regenerate fast enough to outpace the cutting.
Cold-adapted tree varieties, well cared-for, should be able to grow there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2015 12:54 AM (Yosnw)
Try taking that to the bank.
Posted by: OTB at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (s91DN)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (01uDH)
Also the Auto Pilot needs to be blown oh I mean inflated. Your good at that right?
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (5gToQ)
***
My puckered Brown starfish yearns for attention.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:34 AM (gJb4P)
Okaay your trolling schtick has grown tiresome.
So I'm transferring you over to the group W bench. I'm sure you'll make lots of new friends there. I'd recommend not getting into the whole father-raping thing until they've gotten to know you as a person.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (wqVD1)
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OTOH, Greenland is a hopeless case.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 12:56 AM (2AlPN)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 12:57 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 11, 2015 12:57 AM (01uDH)
What exactly is a "cakewalk" anyway? Is that like a walk to cure cancer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:52 AM (W5DcG)
A cakewalk is sort-of a cross between a fashion show and a dance contest. The idea was that you showed-up in your finest raiment and strolled along a marked course to music. Whoever showed-off the best would normally be awarded a cake. Here's some music -- http://tinyurl.com/mb7q7ne
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 12:58 AM (T1005)
That'll teach 'em not to be a litterbug!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 12:58 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: captain*arizona at May 11, 2015 12:40 AM (gJb4P)
Take the cock out of your mouth.
The polls are either "Adults" or "Registered Voters", not likely voters.
She also has near 100% name recognition, and yet she still isn't over the 50% hump. The GOP candidates are all unknowns, and once they are known, they will take leads. Her positives are all in the low 40's, and her negatives are in the mid 40's. She will not be getting any more support.
BTW, those minorities aren't going to the polls for an old white woman any time soon.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at May 11, 2015 12:58 AM (+Fae7)
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Jugdish, Sidney, Clayton and Mohammed should enjoy the company.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 12:58 AM (2AlPN)
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (wqVD1)
****
"This is Clayton, Sidney and Jugdesh. What, you guys have met?! Then you should have lots to talk about, huh?!"
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 12:59 AM (3AfWr)
Posted by: OTB at May 11, 2015 12:59 AM (s91DN)
Presumably, as the warm period waned, the settlers cut down all the forests for firewood, and with the climate being colder, the forest could not regenerate fast enough to outpace the cutting.
Cold-adapted tree varieties, well cared-for, should be able to grow there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2015 12:54 AM (Yosnw)
Yeah I wouldn't call the Iceland reforestation project a failure or a hopeless notion. You can already see stands of trees - mini-forests even - on the outskirts on Reykjavik.
But trees grow slowly so this is very much a long-term centuries-spanning project.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 11, 2015 01:00 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qinngua_valley
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2015 01:01 AM (Yosnw)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 11, 2015 12:55 AM (01uDH)<<<
Well, no one could really blame him for that. 'Specially iffn they're fried.
Mmmmm mmmm.
Posted by: Mike Fuckabee at May 11, 2015 01:01 AM (+mhmW)
Posted by: Alice at May 11, 2015 01:05 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 01:06 AM (T1005)
'ceptin for Alice...
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 11, 2015 01:06 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
Tierra del Fuego? In Patagonia?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2015 01:06 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Yeah..., well I'm going to have cut a few of those down to collect tree ring data.
Posted by: Michael Mann at May 11, 2015 01:07 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2015 01:00 AM (W5DcG)
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EBT Land would be diabolically clever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 01:08 AM (2AlPN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2015 01:08 AM (Yosnw)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 01:09 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at May 11, 2015 01:09 AM (+mhmW)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:09 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2015 01:08 AM (2AlPN)
*****
This would be epic. Can you Iimagine the caterwauling from this class?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 01:10 AM (3AfWr)
Lots of happy talk, short on specifics, clotted with DotGov uber alles programs.
You want trees, assholes? Sing long term leases with lumber companies. You will get trees. Guaran-fucking-teed.
You want fewer trees? Keep on keepin' on, hakarl hockers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 01:12 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Icelander LIVs at May 11, 2015 01:13 AM (2AlPN)
Just turned on the tv in the bedroom. And a show about the Vietnam war
was on the channel that came up. It said we were dropping armor piercing
bombs. Did we have that tech back in the 60s?
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:09 AM (5gToQ)
There have always been armor-piercing bombs since the armor was rawhide shields and the bombs were rocks. "No, Oog -- use rock with sharp corners -- much better for shields. Use round rocks for no shield only!"
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 01:13 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Robinson
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It wasn't the Dark Ages, you know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:13 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 01:14 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Robinson
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It wasn't the Dark Ages, you know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Didn't mean to be snippy, but explicitly armor piercing stuff has been around for...?...., well, since the Civil War?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:15 AM (F2IAQ)
But I'll tell Clapper on ya. Hez a goud guy.
Posted by: idiot leftist at May 11, 2015 01:17 AM (o/90i)
Brief government report on afforestation / reforestation in Iceland in nic.
Lots of happy talk, short on specifics, clotted with DotGov uber alles programs.
You want trees, assholes? Sing long term leases with lumber companies. You will get trees. Guaran-fucking-teed.
You want fewer trees? Keep on keepin' on, hakarl hockers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 01:12 AM (K7krX)
That would actually be quite funny. Here in California, there are "Demonstration Forests" that are regularly logged, just to show how it's supposed to be done -- http://tinyurl.com/7eo5pjk
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 01:17 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:15 AM (F2IAQ)
And technically long bows were armor-piercing at one point.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 11, 2015 01:18 AM (wqVD1)
sniffffffs ... what the...?!?
staggers back out...*
*yells back over shoulder...
welcome home, Maet!
Posted by: mindful webworker is on to something at May 11, 2015 01:18 AM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Crossbows, dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Crossbows, dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:19 AM (F2IAQ)
But I'll tell Clapper on ya. Hez a goud guy.
Posted by: idiot leftist at May 11, 2015 01:17 AM (o/90i)
Did you just say he's a Gould? Don't worry, we can deal with that.
Posted by: General Hammond at May 11, 2015 01:20 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:20 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:20 AM (F2IAQ)
Something that would never happen in reality.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2015 01:21 AM (J+mig)
Pioneer species = they are among the first trees to colonize a hospitable area.
EncycloBrit "Birches were among the first trees to become established after the glaciers receded."
*cough*
Short lived species per wiki.
So, after a 100yrs of planting trees, I'm going with FAIL.GOV.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 01:21 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: OTB at May 11, 2015 01:21 AM (s91DN)
Posted by: Cato
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Hold it..., are you saying the ONT isn't reality?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:23 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:23 AM (5gToQ)
****
Call me a simple guy, but I kinda expect any device designated as a bomb to be de facto armor piercing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 11, 2015 01:25 AM (3AfWr)
Piercing is different from wrecking, flipping upside down... I was trying to make a bad sarcastic joke and failed.
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:29 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 01:34 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 01:35 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2015 01:20 AM (F2IAQ)
so, he only had one arrow?
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 11, 2015 01:35 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:35 AM (5gToQ)
Wow my bomb of a comment killed the ONT.
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:35 AM (5gToQ)
Reloading.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 01:38 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 01:39 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Robinson at May 11, 2015 01:41 AM (5gToQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2015 01:45 AM (Yosnw)
Spending winter break in England to study theater there--basically got 4 credits to see some shows, including RSC productions (Emperor Palpatine in the Tempest? Intense.) and drink daily in pubs.
One night, returning to the hotel, I was accosted by a woman with some minor facial cuts who demanded money for a cab, claiming her boyfriend had beaten her. This was about 2 blocks from a hospital that even a Yank like me could easily find the signs for it. I refused to give her money and she spit on me, just missing my face, before storming off. I assume this was an attempted shakedown, either a play for pity or an accomplice would jump me when I reached for my wallet. Got back to the hotel as quickly as I could without running.
Otherwise, though, I found the country enjoyable. Prices were outrageous, though, and the quality of food apart from breakfast was mediocre to just bad.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 01:54 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:01 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 01:54 AM (Gosad)
London is like that.
Get outside of the Greater London area and you can find some much cheaper and much better food.
Best lamb I've ever eaten was in England.
Posted by: Deep Space Hat at May 11, 2015 02:01 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2015 02:02 AM (+eQ0e)
Nom nom nom nom...
Posted by: Candy Crowley at May 11, 2015 01:09 AM (+mhmW)
Annnnd my penis just inverted. Good evening, morons.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 11, 2015 02:03 AM (dF04M)
My London tourist story--may have told it here before:
Spending winter break in England to study theater there--basically
got 4 credits to see some shows, including RSC productions (Emperor
Palpatine in the Tempest? Intense.) and drink daily in pubs.
One night, returning to the hotel, I was accosted by a woman with
some minor facial cuts who demanded money for a cab, claiming her
boyfriend had beaten her. This was about 2 blocks from a hospital that
even a Yank like me could easily find the signs for it. I refused to
give her money and she spit on me, just missing my face, before storming
off. I assume this was an attempted shakedown, either a play for pity
or an accomplice would jump me when I reached for my wallet. Got back
to the hotel as quickly as I could without running.
Otherwise, though, I found the country enjoyable. Prices were
outrageous, though, and the quality of food apart from breakfast was
mediocre to just bad.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 11, 2015 01:54 AM (Gosad)
Sounds like nice work if you can get it. It was probably all the drama you were seeing for credit that alerted you to the acting in the woman's plea.
And, as for the food.....you weren't attempting to eat English food, were you? You can get good Chinese, Indian, or Asian fusion cooking all day and all night. I can heartily recommend Wagamama and Bar Shu, specifically -- but I've heard a ton of good things about other restaurants. Just stay the hell away from "traditional English fare" and "pub grub" [there's a reason you're supposed to be three sheets to the wind before eating any].
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:06 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 11, 2015 02:06 AM (rldyO)
ooo
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:08 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 11, 2015 02:11 AM (UbT44)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:13 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:06 AM (T1005)
That's actually good eating, at least when you are away from pricey pretentious restaurants.
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at May 11, 2015 02:14 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone
DahFuq?
Theater in London? Why aren't you cob-logging that stuff?
- I thought we had a travel blogger on weekends...
(Ace, you asshole, just take submissions! Or pay your cobs moar! )
Seriously though, I've only spent two days in Jolly Ole. London is not for the socially inept ... *fiddles fingers*.
*cough*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:15 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at May 11, 2015 02:06 AM (rldyO)
Reparations would be paid in Lutefisk and Reindeer urine. So, no.
Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2015 02:16 AM (zt+N6)
Did you ever post on ProteinWisdom, or did you ever not post on Protein Wisdom?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:18 AM (K7krX)
http://tinyurl.com/l9xwzr3
derrr, didda derrr, didda etc
No, Bro This is the only place I have ever posted
Jeeez,
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:25 AM (qry2M)
Just stay the hell away from "traditional English fare" and "pub
grub" [there's a reason you're supposed to be three sheets to the wind
before eating any].
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:06 AM (T1005)
That's actually good eating, at least when you are away from pricey pretentious restaurants.
Posted by: The Unpasteable Gibberish Hat at May 11, 2015 02:14 AM (7YlUk)
The only really good pub grub I've had was in the US. The stuff I've had over there consistently rated as lower than Fappleby's or TGIFridays.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
Dipshit
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
Rawor! Caturday was yesterday, amigdalay.
Just curious. No need to neuro-burstious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:31 AM (K7krX)
Are you now a poster, or have you ever been a poster at Ace-O-Spades Headquarters.
Dipshit
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:28 AM (qry2M)
Do you have any friends who are aging uncommonly well?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:34 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
Maybe I just have good luck picking good pubs...
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at May 11, 2015 02:37 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
Maybe I just have good luck picking good pubs...
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at May 11, 2015 02:37 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:41 AM (qry2M)
https://youtu.be/z2GHlcwlT1Y
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:41 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:45 AM (qry2M)
The only really good pub grub I've had was in the US. The stuff I've
had over there consistently rated as lower than Fappleby's or
TGIFridays.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:26 AM (T1005)
Maybe I just have good luck picking good pubs...
Posted by: The Drinky Hat at May 11, 2015 02:37 AM (7YlUk)
That could certainly be part of it. The times that we've been over there and eating in pubs, we were generally staying someplace cheap and eating nearby -- and that's not necessarily a serious indicator of culinary excellence.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 02:46 AM (T1005)
I knew it was popular, but I didn't know it had grown this popular.
What could it be? A brilliant essay? An hilarious photo report? A crazy news scoop?
No, no, no.
In fact, it wasn't even political, and I didn't write it under the name "zombie."
It was this: An answer to someone else's really ridiculous computer question on a computer discussion forum.
Seriously.
The forum has a visitor counter for posts, and my answer is now up to 3.8 million hits!! After two years. And growing.
I hadn't seen it for a long time, but I was clearing out old bookmarks and there it was. It also has over 1500 replies, most of them along the lines of "OMG, this is the simplest and most amazing solution to most perplexing computer issue! You saved my life! Genius!"
Wish I could tell you what it was, but then you might be able to Google it and discover one of my other online pseudonyms (not that that would be any closer to my "real" name," but you understand).
Basically, someone asked a question about a very annoying (and apparently very common) computer problem that everyone has always assumed must be a major system software glitch, possibly requiring wiping the drive. I myself two years ago had encountered that very same problem and had spent days researching how to fix it, and discovered a very oddball suggestion written in stilted English on some obscure foreign blog and tried it, and it worked, so back on the (major well-known) computer forum I described my experience and rewrote how to do the solution in very clear English with unmistakable instructions (a huge improvement on the original).
Essentially, the solution is on the same sophistication level as "Give the computer a good smack on the left side" -- something almost that comically simplistic and brutish. But incredibly, it works to solve this particular infuriating problem, almost every time.
People around the world have discovered my answer, and it has now become a frequently referenced classic computer fix-it solution.
Strange how I, a complete computer buffoon, found my greatest calling as a tech support expert.
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2015 02:48 AM (jBuUi)
https://youtu.be/eEep67akIn4
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:48 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:50 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: fastfreefall at May 11, 2015 02:53 AM (UbT44)
Posted by: Arbalest at May 11, 2015 02:55 AM (FlRtG)
Seriously.
Slip-stream ...
All Windows, and now Mac users seek such things; a few experts hork up actual, realized solutions in legible text. Tje masses ignore
The bulk of online tech-shoot is 'reboot, reload, or re-install.' Always has been, will be for the foreseeable.
Here's to simplified American, simplified English! *hick*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 02:55 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 02:56 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: YourMomKeepsTexting at May 11, 2015 02:56 AM (rmYlM)
... I thought this was just a TV thing ...
Posted by: Arbalest
I do not understand what that means!
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2015 02:57 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at May 11, 2015 03:02 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:02 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:03 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:07 AM (qry2M)
I accuse everyone of Mallowwizard.
... waits for qu3st1on$
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:03 AM (K7krX)
Doesn't he live in a marsh?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 03:08 AM (T1005)
a marsha
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:09 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:10 AM (K7krX)
https://youtu.be/dHV8Wzldlck?list=RDdHV8Wzldlck
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:11 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:12 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:09 AM (qry2M)
A Marsha, A Marsha, A Marsha!
Posted by: A Jan at May 11, 2015 03:15 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:15 AM (qry2M)
http://tinyurl.com/l74ud5u
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
One of the most funny dinner parties was one in which a Harvard grad deigned to critique the radio playing the background, "Well, she's no Joni Mitchell" SNIFFF
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:16 AM (K7krX)
440 Hurdy Regurgitating Man:
https://youtu.be/dHV8Wzldlck?list=RDdHV8Wzldlck
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:11 AM (K7krX)
nice!
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:16 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at May 11, 2015 03:17 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:23 AM (qry2M)
Percy mi, compadre, rewized a complement, "Hey, Ya'all, cool viz, but that there is a term of swamp magique, the B'aiJoo-joo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:24 AM (K7krX)
Percy mi, compadre, rewized
Spricaþ Ænglisc oþþe ácwilaþ!
Se Ald Aldgeddung Æbære Þræd !
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at May 11, 2015 03:26 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:29 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt
Lucky you, with the Viking conquering script. ... Yeah....
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:34 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:34 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:34 AM (K7krX)
Ænglisc!
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at May 11, 2015 03:35 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Adriane the Rhyme and Reason Critic ... at May 11, 2015 03:35 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:35 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop* swamp novel at May 11, 2015 03:35 AM (K7krX)
What do you mean by "cooked entirely"?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2015 03:36 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:39 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: The Political Hat
Let's allow dried pasta, rice, smoked meat, salt fish, cheese under a moon, .. how much preserved food do you need for a challenge?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:40 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:44 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:40 AM (K7krX)
Does the bacon and eggs I cooked up for breakfast count?
I also plan on cooking up some sausage and vegitable dish. Haven't decided over pasta or rice...
Posted by: The Cookin' Hat at May 11, 2015 03:45 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:46 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:49 AM (qry2M)
... because your writing is clear to non-techies. Good for you, for stopping to explain the solution.
Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 03:49 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2015 02:48 AM (jBuUi)
... because your writing is clear to non-techies. Good for you, for stopping to explain the solution.
Posted by: m at May 11, 2015 03:50 AM (WIUGG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:51 AM (K7krX)
Oh i dunno, just may take more "walking-around" money. I have a foundation that does good work in this area.
Posted by: Bubba C at May 11, 2015 03:52 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:52 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: goon at May 11, 2015 03:57 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: The Not-Angry-At-The-Moment Hat at May 11, 2015 03:57 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 03:58 AM (qry2M)
Potlitical, you seem angry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 03:46 AM (K7krX)
Really?
Posted by: The Not-Angry-At-The-Moment Hat at May 11, 2015 03:57 AM (7YlUk)
You're not fooling anyone....
j/k
Posted by: cthulhu on his high horse at May 11, 2015 04:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral
Ira, how many languages do you speak?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:00 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:03 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:04 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:06 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:09 AM (K7krX)
http://tinyurl.com/m2fj4co
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:09 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:12 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:13 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:14 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:16 AM (qry2M)
WTF are you getting at?
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:17 AM (qry2M)
Is you computer plugged in?
Posted by: Platinum Tech Support at May 11, 2015 04:17 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:19 AM (K7krX)
483 Strange how I, a complete computer buffoon, found my greatest calling as a tech support expert.
Is you computer plugged in?
Posted by: Platinum Tech Support at May 11, 2015 04:17 AM (AWwDY)
Come back in the early afternoon, then we can deal...
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:19 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:21 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:22 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few word
OOOOOOhhhh
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:23 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:25 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: People Corp at May 11, 2015 04:25 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:27 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:28 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:27 AM (K7krX)
You want bass guitar?
Here is bass guitar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhFMMiTmHb4
Posted by: Anesthesia (Pulling Hat) at May 11, 2015 04:30 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:31 AM (qry2M)
493 No Bass guitarists?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:27 AM (K7krX)
You want bass guitar?
Here is bass guitar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhFMMiTmHb4
Posted by: Anesthesia (Pulling Hat) at May 11, 2015 04:30 AM (7YlUk)
no cigar
http://tinyurl.com/klcbry6
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:34 AM (qry2M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhFMMiTmHb4
Posted by: Anesthesia (Pulling Hat) at May 11, 2015 04:30 AM (7YlUk)
no cigar
http://tinyurl.com/klcbry6
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:34 AM (qry2M)
A retort:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhIv458DBO4
Posted by: Orion's Hat at May 11, 2015 04:38 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Hat o' Cavite at May 11, 2015 04:41 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:44 AM (K7krX)
Oh, Hat You're such a metal monster
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:45 AM (qry2M)
498 Weirdo defies the vests:
https://youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:44 AM (K7krX)
nice
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 04:46 AM (qry2M)
Here is "Are you gonna be my girl" by Jet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2015 04:46 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2015 04:50 AM (K7krX)
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:06 AM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:08 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:14 AM (wQ7l/)
Strange how I, a complete computer buffoon, found my greatest calling as a tech support expert.
Is you computer plugged in?
Posted by: Platinum Tech Support at May 11, 2015 04:17 AM (AWwDY)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Posted by: Roy Trenneman at May 11, 2015 05:15 AM (T1005)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:17 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:18 AM (qry2M)
Is this time of day even legal?
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:17 AM (eWXz3)
Under the Constitution, yep -- under the regulatory state, drunk with their diktats over the states via "revenue sharing" and individuals under the commerce clause.....not so much.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 05:23 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:25 AM (qry2M)
Crap. Headed to Joliet, Il for a week.Driving.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:28 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:28 AM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:30 AM (qry2M)
Which route you taking? If you pass anywhere near Bloomington/Normal, I'll toss a couple Doughnuts your way.
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:32 AM (wQ7l/)
anywhere near Bloomington/Normal, I'll
toss a couple Doughnuts your way.
I'll wave as we pass thru. 380 to 30. 30 to Texarkana to Little Rock to Missouri 55, 55 to Joliet. Right thru Normal.
Headed to E Texas to pick up two buddies, then north.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:37 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:41 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: goon at May 11, 2015 05:41 AM (gy5kE)
Under the Constitution, yep -- under the regulatory state, drunk with
their diktats over the states via "revenue sharing" and individuals
under the commerce clause.....not so much.
Crap. Headed to Joliet, Il for a week.Driving.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:28 AM (eWXz3)
Taking the new Bluesmobile up to pick-up Jake?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 11, 2015 05:43 AM (T1005)
Always supposed to help those when Traveling.
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:45 AM (6yehy)
Something like that. Headed to Joliet for a 2500 player paintball scenario game next weekend. Reffing it.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:47 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:48 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 05:48 AM (6yehy)
Fuel Desk. Buy yourself some Coffee and Doughnuts.
I thank you kindly. We'll probably be going thru around 7:00 tonight. Leaving E Texas around 9:00 am. Headed to CPX Sports in Joliet.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 05:51 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:55 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 05:59 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 06:05 AM (qry2M)
Posted by: Luap Nor Solitary Farangist and Political Critic at May 11, 2015 06:06 AM (6yehy)
Goodnight Babies
Get Down, Get Down, Get down, Get Down, Get Down, tonight Baby
http://tinyurl.com/pq6egg7
do a little dance....
Posted by: Ira Weatheral, man of few words at May 11, 2015 06:13 AM (qry2M)
leave the Gift Card at the Fuel Desk in an
envelope. Marked for RickB223.
I thank you sir. I will do everything in my power to get the driver to stop. Shouldn't be a problem. This is our 5th annual trip up.. I know we have stopped at that Pilot before. These trips are the only time I get to use my Pilot card.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:17 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2015 06:31 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:33 AM (eWXz3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 11, 2015 06:43 AM (t1YFX)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 11, 2015 06:50 AM (eWXz3)
Anyway, I wanted to recommened "Korpen Flygur" - at least, that was the Swedish title (try googling "Iceland Flight of the Raven" and the entire thing is on Youtube). It's an Icelandic movie about an Irishman who travels to Iceland to avenge the death of his family and the capture of his sister at the hands of Vikings. It's a violent but enjoyable movie. The funniest thing is watching these burly rough Icelanders riding their tiny horses on the beach.
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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)