State Department: We Want to Announce "Loud and Clear" That Hillary's Hidden Emails Are "Not Acceptable"

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a personal email account run through a private server was "not acceptable" and happened without officials' knowledge, a top State Department record-keeper said on Wednesday.
"I think the message is loud and clear that that is not acceptable," Joyce Barr, the State Department’s assistant secretary for the Bureau of Administration, testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

"The actions that we’ve taken in the course of recovering these emails has made it very clear what the responsibilities are with regard to record-keeping," she added in remarks at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on government transparency....

That's not the only slap-down Hillary has gotten from current Administration officials today on her lawlessness. She announced she would now extend Dreamer status to the parents of Dreamers, using her Powers of the Queen.

She's just going to Decree it in her Queenly Beauty.

As Allah points out, Obama, who is already acting lawlessly in decreeing his own amnesty, flinched from this specific measure, finding it too lawless.

But not the Haggard Queen.

Clinton said she'd differ from Obama by interpreting existing law to permit other groups, including the parents of DREAMers, to apply for protected status under the banner of "sympathetic cases."
Her campaign posted a general explanation of her thinking, but did not respond to emailed questions from RCP....
"We should put in place a simple, straightforward, and accessible way for parents of DREAMers, and others with a history of service and contribution to their communities, to make their case and be eligible for the same deferred action as their children," she continued.
The president last year explained to disappointed immigrant families that he did not extend deportation waivers to all parents of DREAMers because administration legal experts told him he did not have that authority.
Clinton did not explain Tuesday why her legal analysis differs, if indeed it does. “A history of service and contribution to their communities" -- her phrase -- suggested a separate category for protected status.

By "service and contribution to their communities," she means no murders in their records (but manslaughter is fine) and only a couple of rapes.

That's not a joke, by the way. That's Obama's standard. He's "Dreamed" a lot of killers, rapists, molesters, and drug smugglers.

But the White House has just put out the word that they are unable to see any legal means by which The Haggard Queen might accomplish this, as if that's in any way relevant.

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said Wednesday that Obama did as much as he legally could as far as deferring deportations. So he was at a loss as to how a President Clinton could justify doing more, as the candidate promised to do on Tuesday at an event in Las Vegas.
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Asked repeatedly whether additional actions would be illegal, Earnest deferred to Clinton's team.

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1 again, pants on please

Posted by: The NSA at May 06, 2015 06:08 PM (q+zA9)

2 So why am I following the rules again?

Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 06:09 PM (q+zA9)

3 Scankles is playing to her base. They are all crooks too so what has she got to worry about.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:09 PM (wlDny)

4 Legally could? Nothing legal about it...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (Bn6aD)

5 White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said Wednesday that Obama did as much as he legally could as far as deferring deportations. So he was at a loss as to how a President Clinton could justify doing more, as the candidate promised to do on Tuesday at an event in Las Vegas.

"Her head would seem to be firmly up her flabby old ass," he offered in explanation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

6 Hillary is Killer Queen.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (88xKn)

7 We are not amused.

#HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

8 Remember this is primary season now so she doesn't mean a word of anything she says.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (wlDny)

9 I can't stand Mrs. Clinton!

Posted by: Carol at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (sj3Ax)

10 Dream a little dream of me.

Posted by: An Illegal Alien Drunk Driving Rapist at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

11 7% of the voters get mad about this shit. That's us and those like us. That's okay, only about 7% got fighting mad in 1775.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (U8sWC)

12 It's full of "Link"!

Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (REKv9)

13 Yea, it must have come as a real shock to all those in the Obama administration that Hillary@gofuckyourselfthisisprivate.eatme was not a government email account.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (g1DWB)

14
Crud, they sure are gonna stuff the ballot box with all these new Democrat voters.

The fact they will also join the free sh*t army is just a bonus

Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (q+zA9)

15 It is Good to the Queen ...

Posted by: Victoria Regina... at May 06, 2015 06:13 PM (nSOh+)

16 Yeah, the State Dept. says it was unacceptable.... Of course they're not going to do anything about it...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:14 PM (Bn6aD)

17 I think Hillary! looks old and tired. Does anyone else think Hillary! looks old and tired?

Posted by: TheThinMan at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (Jm+IB)

18 I see all of my adoring fans are present!

Toots!!

Posted by: Sir Hillary the cankle at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (G4qiT)

19 Prayers for Soona, all. He has a wedge tornado headed right at him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (FsuaD)

20 It's funny how desperately the criminals in power want the votes of the criminals in jail and on the street.

Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (REKv9)

21
Hillary is the most confident and capable person to ever run for the presidency, and Allah willing, she will be elected to this office to continue our important work of converting America into a Sharia compliant country.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Anal Servicer to HRC at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (P330y)

22 So, they rolled up a news paper and tapped her on the nose a few times??

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (iQIUe)

23 Not acceptable?
Why then isn't this scrunt in jail?

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 06, 2015 06:16 PM (DlmoZ)

24 Since I discovered a new culinary sensation called a "Burrito," I have devised a new domestic policy plank that would allow every Hispanic-American unlimited free access to these tasty treats.

#HillaryIsJustLikeYou

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:16 PM (8ZskC)

25 So what are they going to do about it?

Ans: Nothing

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 06:16 PM (wlDny)

26 Posted by: Huma Abedin, Anal Servicer to HRC

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Alison Williams at May 06, 2015 06:17 PM (5dHYY)

27 Legal? That depends on what the definition of the word "legal" is.

Posted by: Clinton, ANY Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:17 PM (1CroS)

28 Well if Hillary! goes down we'll get liawatha...

I wish I hadn't put Hillary and goes down in the same sentence...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:17 PM (Bn6aD)

29 The outcries and actions of the Congress are deafening and stunning.

Posted by: dogfish at May 06, 2015 06:17 PM (jWtyG)

30 >>Hillary is the most confident and capable person to ever run for the presidency, and Allah willing, she will be elected to this office to continue our important work of converting America into a Sharia compliant country.

Her confidence has really rubbed off on you, hasn't it?

Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 06:17 PM (REKv9)

31 I realize many politicians play it fast and loose, but this one truly belongs in jail.

Posted by: dogfish at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (jWtyG)

32 What Hillary! did with her emails while SoS was unacceptable and she continued to do it for four years. Because know one knew how to stop her?

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (hyeMK)

33 Yes.. totally unacceptable and we exchanged emails with her on a daily basis for four years and never realized she was doing this totally unacceptable thing. Yea. Right.

And O has to throw a flag on her promise to be even more lawless because if she could do it in 2017 the question becomes why isn't he doing it now?

Posted by: John Morris at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (sCRhB)

34
when I wan yooo, in mine arms
when I wan yooo, an all yore charm
whenever I wan yoo, alleye havta doo
Ice cre-e-e-eam cream cream cream

Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (wAQA5)

35 The word 'legally' is hateful and anyone asking if I can do something because of it will be given a trip to fun camp once I am elected, because words designed with 'hate' are automatically not fun.

And before anyone asks I checked with legal scholars and Chris Cuomo...er I mean they say this is totes cool with the wording of the Constitution.

Or Supreme Court decisions. Whatever, I stopped listening at 'totes cool'.

So watch you speech or you may get a trip to fun camp and bunk next to the current State Department people who can't keep their mouths shut either.

Posted by: Hillary at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (Lqb+9)

36 No letter of recommendation for her, then?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

37
Hillary and I frequently get together and discuss policy and how to counter the right wing conspiracy nuts, and for special occasions, we spend the evening sipping wine and scissoring.

Posted by: Huma Abedin, Anal Servicer to HRC at May 06, 2015 06:19 PM (P330y)

38 Because know one knew how to stop her?

Bill could have stopped her but reliable communications on Preteen Island are intermittent at best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

39 What difference, at this point, does it make?

We are so fuckin' doomed.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:20 PM (EgOr3)

40 Hidden emails are not acceptable and your timely, strict attention to such matters noted.

Good to know.

Now what? I mean, beyond not a damned thing?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2015 06:20 PM (1CroS)

41 Ah, the old "Nobody is more outraged at this than I am," Obama gambit.

Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 06:20 PM (ecDRv)

42 Americans did not agree to let 50 million Mexicans sneak across the border and take up residence - and jobs. You don't "solve" the problem by declaring them citizens and giving them government benefits. You throw them the fuck out, all of them.

Posted by: despair at May 06, 2015 06:21 PM (J6suc)

43 Jeebus. Oklahoma is in a world of shit. Soona is right in the path of a tornado.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:21 PM (FsuaD)

44 That bird is a liar!

Posted by: Brian Fellow at May 06, 2015 06:21 PM (sO+ca)

45
Ay can make yoo mine, taste the lips of wine
anytime noche or dia
solamente problema is.. cheese whiz
I dreamin mylife awaaay

Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (wAQA5)

46 43 Jeebus. Oklahoma is in a world of shit. Soona is right in the path of a tornado.

Frightening...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (Bn6aD)

47 Constitution? What's that?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (1JqUE)

48 Isn't the concept of the DREAMers suppose to be that they were brought here as children by their illegal immigrant parents and so didn't really have a choice. Now I know that is for the most part bullshit but that is the supposed attempted selling point. So now according to Hillary it should be if you bring your kids you can stay.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)

49 As long as she hasn't slandered the prophet of Islam, I think she'll be okay.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (EgOr3)

50 This State Department saying hateful things about Hillary! is hate speech and the FBI should arrest the State Department for it.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (hyeMK)

51 Wow, so there was nobody verifying this bullshit while it was going on...they just turn around and go "How'd that happen" after the fact?

Do you suppose the State Department's Top Record Keeper ever received an email from the State Department's Boss??

Maybe saw the nastyoldbitch@hillary.com for an address and went "Hmmmm...?? That's kind of strange"?

Posted by: Portnoy at May 06, 2015 06:23 PM (NQE5S)

52 Ya gotta love the old gal. She makes me smh so often my neck has developed super strength.

Posted by: Hank at May 06, 2015 06:23 PM (mb+j8)

53 You soy no mariner. Soy capitan! Soy capitan!

Posted by: Hillary "bamba" Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:23 PM (sO+ca)

54 50 This State Department saying hateful things about Hillary! is hate speech and the FBI should arrest the State Department for it.

And Pamela Geller deserved it!

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:23 PM (Bn6aD)

55 Thank you Peaches. Right to the quick.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (U8sWC)

56 Can we stick a fork in this broad's campaign already?

Done hearing about what a corruptocrat she and her shitbag husband are.

Just....done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (+YMhA)

57 The domain name hideousoldslag.com should have been a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

58 47
Constitution? What's that?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 06:22 PM (1JqUE)

It's what you wipe your butt with everyday. Or has your quasi-sister-in-law made a gawd awful "Tablescape(TM)" out of it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (FsuaD)

59
So what are they going to do about it?

Ans: Nothing

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

And when are we going to do it?

Never.

I made a meaningless comment about this yesterday. We are weak (no, not individually weak and spineless), but as Conservatives on the Right, we are politically weak. We have no way of exerting a national power base. We are betrayed and stymied by these people that call themselves "Republicans", and the Media and the Academy are against us, tooth and nail.
I honestly doubt we can claim anything close to a majority anywhere, even Texas.
Where do we go from here.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (RFeQD)

60 I'd accept Liawatha over Hillary! in half a heartbeat. This family simply cannot be placed into power. Hillary! would sell nuclear codes to the Chinese for a set of imported dishes. And Bill would pork 'em.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (1CroS)

61
We knew nothing and are not happy about what she did. We will show our displeasure by....doing absolutely nothing.
(We're ready for Hillary)

Posted by: State Dept. at May 06, 2015 06:25 PM (1JqUE)

62 I do not like marinara sauce either.
But I am the captain of soy sauce.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2015 06:25 PM (sO+ca)

63 After Mom, my turn's next!

Posted by: Chelsea at May 06, 2015 06:25 PM (FsuaD)

64 Hey! Hey! Hey! We've got a huge fucking lawn in Chappaqua, just like you.

Posted by: Hillarrhoids at May 06, 2015 06:26 PM (wAQA5)

65 48 Isn't the concept of the DREAMers suppose to be that they were brought here as children by their illegal immigrant parents and so didn't really have a choice.

Then give them a choice: Leave voluntarily or be forcibly removed.

Posted by: despair at May 06, 2015 06:26 PM (J6suc)

66
I never use the derogatory word guac for the true word guacamole. The guac term is derogatory to all Mexican's, and we will not tolerate the usage when I'm president. Stop using guac, Guat's, and gordo.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:26 PM (P330y)

67 Sirens.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (/HX7u)

68

Tornado?

http://takemelive.com/external/cbsraw

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

69 Sure Hillary! can grant amnesty to all. It's right there in the Constitution. Don't just say you love it, read it sometime!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (JO9+V)

70 Stay safe, Soona.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (FsuaD)

71 67 Sirens.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM

Stay safe...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (Bn6aD)

72 I understand Hillary! fun camps will all have "arbeit macht frei" above their gates - so looking forward to the typhus epidemics.

Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (dsWha)

73
We have obviously gone over the top and down the stream towards fascism when even elected executive branch people can interpret any law so broadly as to do what ever they want.

Forget what the words say, just "interpret" it, like a jazz skit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2015 06:28 PM (ODxAs)

74 Sirens.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (/HX7u)

Keep your head down! (Hey, I'm in CA. What do I know about tornadoes?)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

75 Good grief. Oklahoma is full of tornadoes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:28 PM (FsuaD)

76 Weakening. Still a tornado.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:28 PM (/HX7u)

77 We knew nothing and are not happy about what she did. We will show our displeasure by....doing absolutely nothing.
(We're ready for Hillary)
Posted by: State Dept.

She is weathering this storm. She won't come out "unscathed", but all this talk will run out of steam. It is not penetrating the awareness of most of the electorate. They don't care.

"Everyone does it!" - the know - nothing thoughtless ham-handed response.

"We can't be so mean to these poor immigrants" - which is actually wearing on the nerves of a lot of Americans.

"It's Bush's fault!" - which surprisingly still works with many of the stupidest people out there. People whose votes count just like yours.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (RFeQD)

78 74 Sirens.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM (/HX7u)

Keep your head down! (Hey, I'm in CA. What do I know about tornadoes?)

I had an Aunt in Oklahoma who was terrified of coming to Ca. because of the earthquakes.... Go figure..

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (Bn6aD)

79 Even here in weird-as-shit S.F. I'm not seeing any Hillary bumperstickers..except for a few left over from '08.

Posted by: Hank at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (mb+j8)

80 Preezy for Life Obama has been such fun, I can't wait under the Free Shit Army elects Queen Hillary, and establishes the Clinton Monarchy.

/sarc

Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (1uKzc)

81 What difference, at this point, does it make?
Actually no one seems to care at this point. A friend says Hillary is all they got so she has to run...

Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (BO1b9)

82 Tornados! Get to the ~~choppah~~ cellar!

Posted by: Ahnold at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (JO9+V)

83 Good grief. Oklahoma is full of tornadoes.

Uh huh. Climate change. And possibly snippy Jooos.

*nods knowingly*

*picks nose*

Posted by: Bill Nye The Science Guy at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

84 Dang, Soona, hoping for the best for you! Just checked the doppler, looks like the tornado warnings stretch from central Texan through Oklahoma, Kansas and into southern Nebraska. Nasty.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (EgOr3)

85
You soy no mariner. Soy capitan! Soy capitan!
Posted by: Hillary "bamba" Clinton
.........................
One ton tomato
O she's a one ton tomato
One ton tomaaaato
Yes she's a one ton tomato

Posted by: Guantanamera Clinton at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (wAQA5)

86 Lifted. Another one east and south moving into Norman.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (/HX7u)

87
Hillary/Jeb in '20!

Posted by: LoFo's at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (P330y)

88
Tornados at nite scare me. Cant see them coming. Have to depend on sirens or radio if it works.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:32 PM (iQIUe)

89 Actually no one seems to care at this point. A friend says Hillary is all they got so she has to run...

Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2015 06:29 PM (BO1b9)
The LIVs I've talked to in California simply say "I will vote for whoever my party nominates." And that right there is the reason they win, because our side is fractured and contentious and their side are just fuckin' sheep.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:32 PM (EgOr3)

90 86
Lifted. Another one east and south moving into Norman.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:30 PM (/HX7u)

Where are you located?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:33 PM (FsuaD)

91 Watch out for flying cows. Moo!

Posted by: Helen Hunt at May 06, 2015 06:33 PM (JO9+V)

92 There you are Soona get the mattress into the utility room with you.

They are saying something about west Robinson street Norman.

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:33 PM (RJMhd)

93 "Good grief. Oklahoma is full of tornadoes. "

Ya, it's like that WWII Bill Mauldin cartoon. Willie and Joe in a fox hole, bullets whizzin by, shells exploding and one says to the other ' I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages'.

Nerve wracking to be sitting on ground zero waiting for your house to be blown away. Getting in your car is the worst thing to do. You just have to wait it out.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:34 PM (hyeMK)

94 Let me get this straight:

A] We need to grant DREAMERS amnesty because they can't be held responsible for their parents lawlessly dragging them across the border when they were children.

B] We have to grant amnesty to their parents because we don't want them to be orphans/strand DREAMERS here while sending their parents home.

THAT makes sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 06:34 PM (2TN4k)

95 Really, it's such a sweet con. I always detested the Clintons, but now I have new found respect for their deceit.

Millions upon millions of dumb women and other Americans will vote for these hustlers. And they will walk away with their treasure. To hear Billy Jeff speaking in Africa, it's as if he can't even believe how dumb Americans are.

Ignorant citizens, put up with leaders, who could care less about the border. And stand by as city centers decay.

Posted by: redenzo at May 06, 2015 06:34 PM (WCnJW)

96 So basically: Anchor babies until they're 18???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 06:35 PM (2TN4k)

97 Stay safe, Soona.

Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 06:35 PM (ecDRv)

98 University of Oklahoma in Norman ordered to shelter

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:36 PM (RJMhd)

99 >>>So basically: Anchor babies until they're 18???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 06:35 PM (2TN4k)<<<

Make that 26, yo.

Posted by: Obamacare at May 06, 2015 06:37 PM (1FyZ2)

100 Where are you located?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:33 PM (FsuaD)

---------------------------------------

Right off I-44 almost on the OK, Cleveland county line.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:37 PM (/HX7u)

101 I don't think today is depressing enough. Could we get some news about how ISIS is rapin' everybody over there, or North Korea re-animating corpses with bombs in them and sending them across the border, or something?

I still have the will to live, and that means I don't know enough about what's going on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 06, 2015 06:37 PM (bLnSU)

102 Generally wedge tornadoes are F4 or F5 as well as being very large.

Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 06:38 PM (dsWha)

103 Damn it was just about to ask you about the sirens .

Ugh hang in there Soona

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:38 PM (RJMhd)

104
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Actually no one seems to care at this point. A friend says Hillary is all they got so she has to run...
..............................
Sanders... you're in! Back bothering you again? OK, Warren, you're in! Hot flashes again? OK, well I guess we have to let Joe play. Joe! Put down that dead bird and grab your mitt!

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 06:38 PM (wAQA5)

105 Haven't heard any category yet.

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:39 PM (RJMhd)

106 6 Hillary is Killer Queen.

or a Fat Bottom Girl.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 06:40 PM (20X6f)

107 That whole 'for the children' cudgel is beginning to wear.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:40 PM (hyeMK)

108 well we got the Gov Moonbeam here in Mexifornia who invited guests and have not even a glass of water to offer the Amigos,
we will ship all the out of work Undocumented workers to the Piedmont Region of NC..

Posted by: Five Mile and Mack at May 06, 2015 06:40 PM (/WmRg)

109 The FBI and DHS have deemed it "Unlikely" that DREAMers pose any threat to everyday Americans.

In spite of the fact that they already have been.

So stop being such haters, guys!

Posted by: elaine at May 06, 2015 06:42 PM (Y0Piu)

110 All Bill Clinton had to do, when handed the Reagan/Bush economy was to not fuck up. Instead he sold about six million American jobs to the Chinese. In return for $1, 000 dollar checks from minimum wage Chinese waiters.

57, 000 American factories closed in the following 10 years. But Hillary really, really, really cares.

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 06:42 PM (xQX/f)

111 Asked repeatedly whether additional actions would be illegal, Earnest deferred to Clinton's team.

So JE doesn't even know if what they did was illegal or not? How can you not know that?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 06:44 PM (0HooB)

112
W/NW near Newcastle or Westheimer. Not on the ground but in the air.

http://takemelive.com/external/cbsraw

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:44 PM (iQIUe)

113
Hillary is the most honest and ethical woman I have ever known.

Posted by: Bubba "Horndog" Cliton at May 06, 2015 06:44 PM (P330y)

114
Norman West Norman
Will miss campus.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:45 PM (iQIUe)

115 If a bank robber robs a bank to provide a better life for his children, manages to not get caught for a few years, then gets busted, does he get amnesty from jail in order to not be separated from his kids?

No (well, probably not... thanks fucked up criminal justice system).

Most likely no, and definitely not for the sake of the children.

Illegals. Should. Be. No. Different.

Posted by: blindfolded Lady Justice at May 06, 2015 06:45 PM (1FyZ2)

116
well we got the Gov Moonbeam here in Mexifornia who invited guests and have not even a glass of water to offer the Amigos,
we will ship all the out of work Undocumented workers to the Piedmont Region of NC..
Posted by: Five Mile and Mack
............................................
As soon as we finish our high speed rail.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 06:45 PM (wAQA5)

117 99 >>>So basically: Anchor babies until they're 18???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 06:35 PM (2TN4k)

Make that 26, yo.
Posted by: Obamacare at May 06, 2015 06:37 PM (1FyZ2)

Unless you're a 12 year old girl. Then you're an adult.

Posted by: Planned parenthood at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (z/Ubi)

118
I am surprised at this point that the illegal immigration doesn't look like a scene from world war Z.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (ODxAs)

119 "The actions taken to recover these emails. . ."

So they did recover them (some)?

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (hyeMK)

120
We've come a long way baby considering I was born a poor black child.

Posted by: BillyBob the Fuck Up at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (P330y)

121 Unless you're a 12 year old girl. Then you're an adult.
Posted by: Planned parenthood

That's what I've been saying.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (5dHYY)

122 Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 06:40 PM

Damn! You have ruined that song forever....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (60Vyp)

123 Posted by: elaine at May 06, 2015 06:42 PM (Y0Piu)

so according to dhs, illegals are "unlikely" to pose a threat, but "ring wing extremists" are the most dangerous threat to this country?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (AkOaV)

124
Hillary is the most honest and ethical woman I have ever known.
Posted by: Bubba "Horndog" Cliton
...........................................
I taught him to say that. It wasn't easy. Hours of training and cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Lanny Davis at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (wAQA5)

125
I always felt bad for those stormchasers who got killed. They didnt air their last moments, thank God.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (iQIUe)

126 110 All Bill Clinton had to do, when handed the Reagan/Bush economy was to not fuck up. Instead he sold about six million American jobs to the Chinese. In return for $1, 000 dollar checks from minimum wage Chinese waiters.

57, 000 American factories closed in the following 10 years. But Hillary really, really, really cares.
Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 06:42 PM (xQX/f)

They're so awesome aren't they!

Posted by: Mu Mu at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (z/Ubi)

127 Oh, and nor do the bank robbers kids get to benefit from the ill gotten gains of their parent's labor!

Illegals. Should. Be. No. Different.

Posted by: blindfolded Lady Justice at May 06, 2015 06:47 PM (1FyZ2)

128
Heading to Moore/South Moore. Still in air.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 06:48 PM (iQIUe)

129 Posted by: blindfolded Lady Justice at May 06, 2015 06:45 PM (1FyZ2)

That's not really the issue.

The issues is whether the kid gets the benefit of his fathers lawlessness (in your example, the cash his dad stole from the bank), not whether the kid gets punished for his fathers sins (which would be locking up both parents and child in jail)

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 06, 2015 06:48 PM (AkOaV)

130 BREAKING***********************

I will issue a notification to all my minions throughout all my lands that anyone who desires entry shall be permitted, subject to fulfilling three conditions:

1) they register immediately as a Democrat
2) they shall each provide me or my designee with one (1) gallon size "handle" of Skye Vodka each year in perpetuity, as tribute
3) the males of age shall agree to carry my chair throne for one day each for my lifetime

Posted by: Hillary I, Maximus-Elect at May 06, 2015 06:49 PM (TcePY)

131 They hate us. They really hate us.

Thanks FSB!

Posted by: Jade Sea at May 06, 2015 06:49 PM (l/sFU)

132 Yep news 9 has a good feed for iPhone. Says the damn thing is headed for Moore --again.

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:49 PM (RJMhd)

133 Heading to Moore/South Moore. Still in air.

Purple on radar. Bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 06:50 PM (mZkJr)

134 For Hillary's crowd, democracy is over.

Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 06:51 PM (j6S/c)

135 Hillary Clinton Fun Fact:

Granny Hillary's latest exoskeleton design has a built-in interface for a royal scepter.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 06:52 PM (UzPAd)

136 Soona - you still on line?

Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 06:52 PM (dsWha)

137 71 67 Sirens.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:27 PM

How close is it to Fort Sill?

Posted by: #BlowMeHardSJWeakdicks at May 06, 2015 06:52 PM (/rA4q)

138 Anyone read about the super duper psycho chick in the sidebar?

Wow. That's some off the chain crazy right there.

And she's not even from Florida.

Definitely ex wife material.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 06, 2015 06:53 PM (qaOEK)

139
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a personal email account run through a private server was "not acceptable" and happened without officials knowledge

That''s like a top executive at Ford using a @toyota.com email address for 4 years, and when he turns out to be an industrial spy, all the top officials at Ford say they never noticed. It's preposterous.

Posted by: Cardin Drake at May 06, 2015 06:53 PM (OdrNO)

140 you know who else was secretly communicating with foreigners?

Posted by: Benedict Arnold CEO at May 06, 2015 06:53 PM (n5fTN)

141 se pa moron, but the economy was great!!

Posted by: L.I.V. at May 06, 2015 06:54 PM (1JqUE)

142 Funnel I 35 and Tecumseh road. It is well north of Fort Sill

Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 06:54 PM (RJMhd)

143 Hillary's a good person, but she's not a principled person. Like me.

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at May 06, 2015 06:55 PM (8W5zZ)

144 I tried to play solitaire but every card came up the queen of diamonds.

Posted by: Raymond Shaw at May 06, 2015 06:55 PM (W5DcG)

145 NFL: It's probable the Patriots knew about the deflated balls.

Patriots: It's probable we'll pay any fines you levy.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 06:56 PM (Mn2TM)

146 NFL: It's probable the Patriots knew about the deflated balls.

Utter load of horsecrap right there. Goodell needs to go.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:58 PM (EgOr3)

147 "Any regime which attains great wealth and power seems with remarkable regularity to decay and fall apart in some ten generations."

U.S.A. - 1776 to 2026... 250 years (ten generations)

Welcome to history bitches!

Posted by: Russtovich at May 06, 2015 06:58 PM (8zhoe)

148 BP 115/64 guess I can hang here a little longer. I think the best chance of Hillary being the next President is if she feeds Bill 36 ounce steaks every day (when he's not safety ensconced at Pedo island) until his arteries are tighter than the underage vags he shags.

Think of the outpouring of sympathy. Might be enough. But I just don't see her getting the female vote. Women (some) are fooled by men.

Most women are not fooled by other women

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 06:59 PM (xQX/f)

149 There'll never be another missing email with my new, improved Patriot Act.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at May 06, 2015 07:00 PM (8W5zZ)

150 Breitbart Texas headline : State Department warning Mexican State and Local police capabilities non existent for the Mexican state of Tamaulipas.

So that would be a 'failed state' on our southern border.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 07:00 PM (hyeMK)

151 "Haggard Queen" lololzzz

Posted by: casual at May 06, 2015 07:01 PM (qbEyo)

152 I see in the side bar "how civilizations collapse," by VDH. I don't want to read it because he might say that US is next and I'd believe him.

Weirddave posted it. Weirddave, you've read it correct? He says "no way the US is next," right? RIGHT?

Posted by: traye at May 06, 2015 07:01 PM (Sf9sg)

153 You scratch my nuts and I'll scratch yours, Hillary.

Posted by: Thad Cochran with a Suitcase Full of Cash at May 06, 2015 07:02 PM (8W5zZ)

154 Goodell needs to go.

Posted by: Peaches

But I haven't yet implemented my plan to eliminate tackling so women and trangenders can play.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at May 06, 2015 07:03 PM (5dHYY)

155 Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at May 06, 2015 07:00 PM (8W5zZ)

Heh.

Comment and sock.

Posted by: Deep Throat at May 06, 2015 07:03 PM (48QDY)

156 U.S.A. - 1776 to 2026... 250 years (ten generations)

Welcome to history bitches!
Posted by: Russtovich at May 06, 2015 06:58 PM (8zhoe)

We're bending the time curve.

Posted by: 15 yo baby mommas at May 06, 2015 07:05 PM (48QDY)

157 My daughter, In Tornado Alley, explained radar colors to me. You have dark blue, which is bad, and purple which Is worse, but black means debris, which is G-d awful.

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 07:06 PM (xQX/f)

158 "Most women are not fooled by other women"

which would explain why most of the lesbians i know are Shrillery supporters...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2015 07:06 PM (pZtrP)

159 "Most women are not fooled by other women"

which would explain why most of the lesbians i know are Shrillery supporters...

Posted by: redc1c4

And us!

Posted by: College Gurlzz at May 06, 2015 07:08 PM (Mn2TM)

160 My daughter, In Tornado Alley, explained radar colors to me.

The f'n storm over soona is moving so slow.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:08 PM (mZkJr)

161 "if using a private e-mail server etc, was and is "unacceptable", why didn't someone say something all those years she was using a non-governmental e-mail address?" he asked rhetorically...

Obola really H8s Shrillery, doesn't he?

what a vengeful little princess he is.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2015 07:08 PM (pZtrP)

162 Prayers for those in the line of the twisters.

May God protect all.

Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 07:08 PM (48QDY)

163
Democrats gonna democrat.
What you gonna do?

No responsible media no responsible oppo party no responsible electorate.

We got iPhones. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:09 PM (MDgS8)

164 They are saying the polls show Ed Millibrand will be the next PM. He's a commie. What the hell is happening to the UK? And he is going to make islamophobia illegal. Sheesh!

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 07:09 PM (iQIUe)

165 Looks like everything is winding down. That was another close one. Supposed to get perhaps a couple more rounds of this before the main storm system passes Sunday evening.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:10 PM (/HX7u)

166 My G-D they all want to trash the Constitution faster the next one. They all need to be hauled off to jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 07:11 PM (/tNwW)

167 True lefty fact: tornadoes did not exist in OK until fracking.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 07:12 PM (Mn2TM)

168 They are saying the polls show Ed Millibrand will be the next PM. He's a commie. What the hell is happening to the UK? And he is going to make islamophobia illegal. Sheesh!
Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 07:09 PM (iQIUe)

Ya know he is a Joooooo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 07:12 PM (/tNwW)

169 The lesbian block of voters could decide the next election? Good to know.

Brb; gonna 'convert a few'.

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 07:14 PM (xQX/f)

170 And he is going to make islamophobia illegal. Sheesh!

Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 07:09 PM (iQIUe)

It already pretty much is. It is against the law in GB to insult anybody of a "protected race". And even though mist of the islamics are white they are protected. We will be doing the same here if the current trend continues.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:14 PM (wlDny)

171 Ya know he is a Joooooo
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Sooo...not a member of the ancient Masonic police?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 07:14 PM (Mn2TM)

172 Keep your head down Soona. Looks like Moore is in line for another.

Pretty bad radial radar on KOCO.

Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 07:16 PM (48QDY)

173 What the hell is happening to the UK? And he is going to make islamophobia illegal.

Same thing as is happening here, slightly phase shifted.

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

174 Looks like everything is winding down. That was
another close one. Supposed to get perhaps a couple more rounds of this
before the main storm system passes Sunday evening.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:10 PM (/HX7u)

Glad to see you back. Just saw a shot from Tecumseh Road with a flattened trailer park.

Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 07:17 PM (dsWha)

175 167
True lefty fact: tornadoes did not exist in OK until fracking.

Won't anyone think of the polar bears?

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 07:18 PM (LAe3v)

176 171 Sooo...not a member of the ancient Masonic police?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 07:14 PM (Mn2TM)

There is no rule in the Masons that prohibits jews. Neither does the Moose Club. However both clubs require you to believe in a Supreme Being. IOW you can not be an atheist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:18 PM (wlDny)

177 Poor Oklahoma.

Stay safe, soona. You and your kittehs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:19 PM (FsuaD)

178 Just read the "fake skeletons" story in the sidebar. Thanks, rdbrewer, for the hearty laugh. I needed that.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2015 07:19 PM (l3LvV)

179 both clubs require you to believe in a Supreme Being. IOW you can not be an atheist.

Helloooo, McFly. Obama? Duh.

Posted by: MFM at May 06, 2015 07:20 PM (LAe3v)

180
Hillary will be an insufferable tyrant.

There is no doubt.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:20 PM (MDgS8)

181 It's painfull watching CC pitch now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 07:20 PM (/tNwW)

182 Sirens going off now in Oklahoma county. Gonna be a long few days.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 07:21 PM (Mn2TM)

183 Hillary will be an insufferable tyrant.

There is no doubt.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:20 PM (MDgS

Imagine being married to the bitch and then tell me I was wrong to get an occasional BJ. Walk a mile in MY shoes

Posted by: Bill at May 06, 2015 07:21 PM (/tNwW)

184 'Peaches' may be a tough sell.

Brb: practicing on a clam

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 07:22 PM (xQX/f)

185 179 Helloooo, McFly. Obama? Duh.

Posted by: MFM at May 06, 2015 07:20 PM (LAe3v)

He is a muzzie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 07:22 PM (wlDny)

186 'Peaches' may be a tough sell.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 07:23 PM (EgOr3)

187 Dear Lord. Flyover country getting hammered by tornadoes.

I'm sure the JEF will offer his condolences tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

188 When you're pulling your legal authority out of your ass, as Obama has done with his illegal "executive" amnesties, why not go even bigger?

If Obama can make up a basis for executive amnesty out of thin air, then surely Hillary can do the same. And since it's all based on nothing but their own delusions of imperial grandeur, why shouldn't hers be even bigger than his?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2015 07:25 PM (lmdHn)

189 Dear Lord. Flyover country getting hammered by tornadoes.

I'm sure the JEF will offer his condolences tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

I doubt they even tell him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 07:25 PM (/tNwW)

190 Hopefully there are no peace-loving mooslims in the path of the tornadoes. That would really get a reaction out of the JEF.

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 07:26 PM (EgOr3)

191 The town of Brattleboro wants to thank Presdent Obama for everything he has done to reverse the disasterous Bush years. Thank Mr Presdent and we love you

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 06, 2015 07:27 PM (Sd++4)

192 The Haggard Queen. Thanks, Ace. That's why we come here.

I feel a song coming on. Lemme get my gui-tar.

Maybe I'll rip of CSN's "Southern Cross." Sorta goes along with all her travels as SecState.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 06, 2015 07:28 PM (U6f54)

193 152 I see in the side bar "how civilizations collapse," by VDH. I don't want to read it

Al Sharpton makes an appearance.

Posted by: wooga at May 06, 2015 07:28 PM (sO+ca)

194 Glad to see you back. Just saw a shot from Tecumseh Road with a flattened trailer park.
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 07:17 PM (dsWha)

-----------------------------------

Of course. I'm sure the news will pick out the most snaggle-toothed redneck they can find to interview.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:29 PM (/HX7u)

195 Of course. I'm sure the news will pick out the most snaggle-toothed redneck they can find to interview.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:29 PM (/HX7u)

Because Flyover Country: the Narrative

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:30 PM (FsuaD)

196 snaggle-toothed redneck?

Are there various strata of redneck?

Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 07:30 PM (ecDRv)

197 When she was taken to the guillotine, the queen was found to have a small dog under her pettycoats. It was wearing a gold and silver collar which bore this engraving 'To my humid lover'.

Try to sleep that off your mind without drinking a quart of Stoli, you morons.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2015 07:31 PM (go5uR)

198 Sorry AoS Peaches. While I have no firsthand knowledge, it appears there is a young, very reluctant woman in many pron videos who is extremely reluctant, then enthusiasticly embraces the lesbian experience.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 07:31 PM (xQX/f)

199
Of course. I'm sure the news will pick out the most snaggle-toothed redneck they can find to interview.

But of course.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:32 PM (MDgS8)

200 Oh great. Rick Sanctimonious is going to announce if he's running on May 17.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:32 PM (FsuaD)

201 Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:29 PM (/HX7u)

den der dat sturm came over and den de trailler roof went woooooossssssh and spilt my goddamn beer and den dee rahhhhh

Posted by: snaggle toothed redneck at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (AkOaV)

202 Hopefully there are no peace-loving mooslims in the path of the tornadoes.

May allah grant them their flying carpet.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (fnykX)

203 snaggle-toothed redneck?Are there various strata of redneck?
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 07:30 PM (ecDRv)

----------------------------------

Sure. OK rednecks have a very tight class system based on the number of teeth one has.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/HX7u)

204 >>I'm sure the JEF will offer his condolences tomorrow.

He'll use it to push Climate Change legislation.
"We have to do more to stop these tornadoes!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 07:34 PM (2TN4k)

205 27th, not 17th. Whatev. Santorum has a rather pinch-faced, scold look about him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:34 PM (FsuaD)

206 ace is our humid blogger.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:34 PM (MDgS8)

207 "Oh great."

Oh, good. We don't have enough tired has-beens in the field yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 07:34 PM (koBu4)

208 The rednecks with all their teeth bite the heads off catfish.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:35 PM (MDgS8)

209 Vic @ 176- moosemasons
Not a Moose, Elk, nor Beaver, but a Mason. Yes, we have Joooos! Rich ones, too.

Eromero- 35 years and counting.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2015 07:35 PM (go5uR)

210 I will make my announcement in due time.

Posted by: Richard Lugar at May 06, 2015 07:35 PM (W5DcG)

211 Are there various strata of redneck?
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 07:30 PM (ecDRv)

Yes.

I'm the top 10%.

Nip is in the top .01%

Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 07:35 PM (48QDY)

212 What the GOP field needs (again) is a guy married to a woman who once lived with an abortionist. Yes, she's changed and I'm sure forgiven, but still. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:35 PM (FsuaD)

213 You know what says, "Loud and Clear?"

Arrest warrants.

Or, leastwise, special prosecutor.

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at May 06, 2015 07:36 PM (XMX7O)

214 Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/HX7u)

damn right i have teef. snaggled, but still teeth

Posted by: snaggle toothed redneck at May 06, 2015 07:36 PM (AkOaV)

215 Watching local news and it ended and I didn't notice. Now a show called "Extra" is on. Mario Lopez is a host?

When did he develop such gay mannerisms?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 07:38 PM (koBu4)

216 207
Oh, good. We don't have enough tired has-beens in the field yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 07:34 PM (koBu4)

He lost his re-election bid for the Senate. What on earth makes him think he can be elected President?

I guess running for office beats getting an actual job.

Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2015 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

217 Whatev, the 5 day statute of limitations on Clinton crimes has passed.

Posted by: People Corp at May 06, 2015 07:38 PM (TzeLs)

218
I once saw a redneck dude who's forehead was about one inch.

One inch from his eyebrows to his hairline. A little disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 07:38 PM (MDgS8)

219 Sure. OK rednecks have a very tight class system based on the number of teeth one has.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (/HX7u)
And whether or not they regularly leave the house without them . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 07:39 PM (EgOr3)

220 You'd better stop insulting rednecks or they will shoot you.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at May 06, 2015 07:40 PM (W5DcG)

221 "Asked repeatedly whether additional actions would be illegal, Earnest deferred to Clinton's team."

Clintons team has no legal authority in any of this. Why is the Speaker of the House not threatening impeachment? Are we going to have to come there and drag every fucking one of you out of your offices into the street? Well, are we?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 06, 2015 07:41 PM (ompLI)

222 Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton use of a personal email account run through a private server was not acceptable and happened without official knowledge, a top State Department record-keeper said on Wednesday.

Yet she did it and they all knew it. Whatever fate delivers to State they overwhelmingly deserve it. Let's hope no relatives, friends or Morons are lost.

Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 07:42 PM (DL2i+)

223 "She's just going to Decree it in her Queenly Beauty."

Oh come on now. She is a double bagger at best. Preferably plastic.

Posted by: OTB at May 06, 2015 07:43 PM (ShdUd)

224 You know what says, "Loud and Clear?"

Arrest warrants.

Or, leastwise, special prosecutor.

Absent those, it's just more bullshit. And we're already waist-deep in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 06, 2015 07:43 PM (0HooB)

225 Dear Lord. Flyover country getting hammered by tornadoes.

I'm sure the JEF will offer his condolences tomorrow

Those rednecks are gonna have to get knocked off their high horses because slavery and stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

226 Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at May 06, 2015 07:40 PM (W5DcG)

And we have good aim.

Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 07:44 PM (48QDY)

227 Rick Santorum is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

The close-set eyes, tight, scoldy-McScold mouth. And his wife. Okay, so she "just" lived with the doc who birthed her and then became an abortionist and was okay with his line of work.

I know God forgives. And she's probably been forgiven. But I don't want her as a potential First Lady. Go lead a Bible study group or volunteer in your church or community. But I don't want you or your pinch-faced husband in our White House. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD)

228 nood

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 07:50 PM (fnykX)

229 Rick Santorum voted for China permanent most favored trade status, as Pa Senator, but runs every four years with solutions for the problem he helped create.

[Extremely long string of scatological obscenities redacted]

Anyone who sends him even one dollar needs their head examined. He makes money, every four years by running, and pandering to clueless so-cons.

Posted by: se pa moron at May 06, 2015 07:51 PM (xQX/f)

230 Congress needs to quit giving discretion to the president in the laws they write now that they see that not all presidents will be bound by honor, reasonableness or fear of Congress, as long as they have 40 members of their party in the Senate.

Posted by: toby928(C) muses at May 06, 2015 08:19 PM (rwI+c)

231 I'm actually glad that HRC has come out of the closet and declared that she will rule by Divine Right if elected. It makes those slippery slope arguments before the Supreme Court just so much less hypothetical.

Posted by: Socratease at May 06, 2015 10:33 PM (82qVG)

232 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's use of a personal email
account run through a private server was "not acceptable" and happened
without officials' knowledge." -- Obscenely overpaid State Department spox.

To claim no one at State knew the dowager queen was using a private email account exclusively--including for all official government business--is a breathtakingly brazen lie. Obviously Hillary's deputies at State sent her emails, and received 'em from her. Again obviously, they had to have an email addy for her. No one who knows how to read could have failed to notice that the addy didn't end in state-dot-gov.

It was a brilliant strategy for Obozo and company to use the affirmative-action-female minority hire to spout this utter bullshit to congress, knowing that no congresswhore would ask her any tough questions, lest they be criticized as haters or racists.

Congress needs to call all the low-level tech munchkins to testify. Ask *them* if anyone noticed the queen's email addy wasn't a dot-gov. Then ask 'em if any of 'em raised that issue. But of course congress has been thoroughly neutered by...something.

Posted by: sf at May 07, 2015 07:48 AM (oe+jc)

233 without their knowledge ? so at the end of the first year nobody noticed that not a single email had been stored for the Sec of State ?
BS ... they knew ... and were terrified of making a big deal of it for fear of their jobs ...

Posted by: KaiserDerden at May 07, 2015 08:34 AM (k5jE4)

234 Heh. The WH is just pissed off that Hilary out-lied them.

Posted by: West at May 07, 2015 11:00 AM (1Rgee)

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