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ISIS Announces Six Month Terror Campaign; Vows to Murder Pam Geller
Or, as the Washington Post's "Social Change Reporter" calls her: "bait."
'A message to the crusaders' was posted on social media today, supposedly from ISIS terrorist Abu Ibrahim Al Ameriki, naming 5 target states, and saying they have 71 members ready to attack Americans. Here’s the account that posted it on Twitter: Message to the crusaders “The New Era” http://t.co/gzFOgRRMH5 — Umm Zidane (@locoL1oness_79) May 5, 2015 And here’s the full message: Bismillah Ar Rahman Ar Raheem “The New Era” To our brothers and sisters fighting for the Sake of Allah, we make dua for you and ask Allah to guide your bullets, terrify your enemies, and establish you in the Land. As our noble brother in the Phillipines said in his bayah, "This is the Golden Era, everyone who believes… is running for Shaheed." The attack by the Islamic State in America is only the beginning of our efforts to establish a wiliyah in the heart of our enemy. Our aim was the khanzeer Pamela Geller and to show her that we don’t care what land she hides in or what sky shields her; we will send all our Lions to achieve her slaughter. This will heal the hearts of our brothers and disperse the ones behind her. To those who protect her: this will be your only warning of housing this woman and her circus show. Everyone who houses her events, gives her a platform to spill her filth are legitimate targets. We have been watching closely who was present at this event and the shooter of our brothers. We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah. We have 71 trained soldiers in 15 different states ready at our word to attack any target we desire. Out of the 71 trained soldiers 23 have signed up for missions like Sunday, We are increasing in number bithnillah. Of the 15 states, 5 we will name.. Virginia, Maryland, Illinois, California, and Michigan. The disbelievers who shot our brothers think that you killed someone untrained, nay, they gave you their bodies in plain view because we were watching. The next six months will be interesting, To our Amir Al Mu’mineen make dua for us and continue your reign, May Allah enoble your face. May Allah send His peace and blessings upon our Prophet Muhummad and all those who follow until the last Day. – Abu Ibrahim Al AmerikiWe simply do not have a country any more, when alleged "Americans" are cheerleading for other Americans' murder, and are applauded for it by hateful know-nothings. It is time to put an end to this. The American Experiment has failed. It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ace at 04:42 PM
Fredo/Holder and company are certainly heading us in that direction and fast.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:45 PM (GbQ2h)
Interesting......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:45 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
shooter of our brothers. We knew that the target was protected. Our
intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
Shorter version (after stepping on a rake): "We meant to do that."
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (LAe3v)
Am I wrong or is it all Democratic strongholds?
Posted by: fromabroad at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: elaine at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (Y0Piu)
Posted by: FDR's TV at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (gFGzv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (F2IAQ)
Our goats are not afraid, Sir.
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (REKv9)
And, by the way, what's their phone number?
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (FcR7P)
71 "trained soldiers" versus hundreds of trained MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!111!!!
Yeah, I can see how that goes.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (48QDY)
translated:
"We have Facebook friends who like all our posts!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (VAsIq)
the response from the left, in excusing it, defending it, justifying it.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Ben Franklin at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (8ZskC)
Just like they rated the Texas one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (5KIZu)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (GbQ2h)
If the God I worship wanted vengeance, He would simply take care of it Himself.
This 'Allah' seems to depend on idiot minions to carry out his vengeance.
Allah seems less like a deity and more like a B-Movie supervillain.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (UzPAd)
Problem is, if you only play defense, eventually you will lose. It all depends on how quickly you can ramp up your defense, and how quickly the attackers learn from their mistakes and devise a better plan.
So... eventually you have to go on offense in the war of assassins and informants.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (REKv9)
Early threadwinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC)
It is time to put an end to this. The American Experiment has failed.
It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.
Art V convention is the only way to do that. But Ace you will have to leave NYC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (wlDny)
Barring that, we want to see her breasts, which we have been led to believe are magnificent.
Posted by: jihadi losers at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Feh
omg is that like a new Walking Dead spinoff I love that show so much lol
Posted by: LIV at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Toastrider at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (w0vrv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (gRnYL)
First order of business in combating this threat of"71 trained soldiers":hunt down and kill their goats, camels, and sheep. Suicidal urges will take care of the rest.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (8jDbj)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (Bn6aD)
Sorry dude. I think you just stepped in Doo-Doo.
Did you read his preface?
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (FsuaD)
Likewise our policy of not treating open supporters of terror like we did the Nazi front German-American Bund?
Posted by: pst314 at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (T4dRn)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (6dLp0)
Posted by: McCool at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (TQxRy)
Am I wrong or is it all Democratic strongholds?
Posted by: fromabroad at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (rnV3B)
I'm shocked NJ is not on that list considering how many Muslims we have here especially in Paterson NJ. Lou Costello is probably turning over in his grave
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (8ZskC)
He's also a little bitch.
Posted by: Kenway at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (VJiFt)
Or something. I could actually see the apologist pundits advocating that.
What happened to Molly Norris, is she still in hiding?
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (yRwC8)
We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
That's what they all say after a big fail...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Chinese proverb writer at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (q+zA9)
It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones."
Oh for crying out loud. It was worse in the late 60's - early 70's. Weathermen, Symbionese Liberation Army, Black Liberation Army, and so on. And we had people who should have known better cheering those clowns on also. Strife was pretty real back then. We got through it.
This latest spasm isn't anything like back then.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (8ikIW)
I'm shocked NJ is not on that list considering how many Muslims we
have here especially in Paterson NJ. Lou Costello is probably turning
over in his grave
Allahu Aaaaabbbbooooooooottttttttt!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: McCool at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (TQxRy)
I don't think she steps out of her house without her body guards
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: State Dept Trained Seal, Marie Harf at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (1FyZ2)
To paraphrase what Stonewall Jackson said about Yankees, how do you deal with jihadis?
Kill em. Kill em all.
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (kQfqk)
Cuz spending some time on range learning how to shoot a damn target is too much work.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: some guy at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (q177U)
Don't dissolve it in the upstairs bathtub. Remember what happened last time?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (3ZtZW)
Man, I don't know about that. Lot of Arab types around the parts.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: agesilaus at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (09xyN)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Ve at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (gZ4/u)
"Virginia, Maryland, Illinois, California, and Michigan"
Am I wrong or is it all Democratic strongholds?
Posted by: fromabroad at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (rnV3B)
VA doesn't really belong on the same list with the others. Yes, we have a Dem governor and 2 Dem Senators, but that could change. The others are terminal (well, maybe not MI).
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (LAe3v)
My H&K sees your ISIS, & I'll raise you a Bushmaster.
Bring it beyotch.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: gewa76 at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (eGmvn)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (e8kgV)
ISIS is admitting they have agents in Dearbornistan.
I, for one, am confident that our well trained and well led FBI have recruited informants.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
The difference is those people are now in power.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Walter Duranty at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (VAsIq)
A bithnillah? How many soldiers are in a bithnillah, you stinking flea-ridden monkey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (mZkJr)
Shaking in my boots, I am.
Without even trying, I bet I could come up with 15 Morons from the ONT alone who are far better armed than these pig fuckers.
And yea, sign me up for the Disolving.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (OvsOW)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (RJMhd)
This 'Allah' seems to depend on idiot minions to carry out his vengeance.
Allah seems less like a deity and more like a B-Movie super villain.
Sort of like Sauron and his armies of orcs.
"Gee, Mr. Badass of Middle Earth, these are the best you can recruit to your side?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (VLTL9)
Game on.
Eye for an eye.
You take one of mine. I take ten or more of yours.
Posted by: flounder
Oh, boo-hoo.
Posted by: Spiders at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (mt2jL)
It might be; there were 10 states they didn't mention.
Think they're smart enough to avoid the neighborhoods in Chicago and Detroit where the local infidels will pop them before they can blow themselves up?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)
So they were suing bakers out of business for not supporting gay marriage?
Boys were getting arrested for making gun noises and pointing their fingers at classmates?
Posted by: some guy at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: McCool
She keeps a pair in her sweater....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Bazookas.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (mZkJr)
wnd.com/2015/04/hundreds-of-muslim-refugees-headed-to-idaho/
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: some guy at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (q177U)
VA is pretty good on the 2nd. Something like 12% of the population hold a CCW. Now Fairfax county has a lot of migrates from MD.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: FishUnderTheSea at May 06, 2015 04:54 PM (rtZ6u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (/tNwW)
have here especially in Paterson NJ. Lou Costello is probably turning
over in his graveAllahu Aaaaabbbbooooooooottttttttt! Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
Instead of Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein, it's Abbot and Costello meet the Jihadis. Wacky hijinks ensue! A disturbing lack of Bela Lugosi, sadly.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 06, 2015 04:48 PM (O7MnT)
*strokes white cat*
Bwa-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!
Soon I'll shall corner the Sheep's Eye market!!!
Just think of it, Mr Whiskers.
All those delicious Sheep's Eyes cooked in honey will be mine ALL MINE!!!!!!
Ahhh-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
Posted by: Allah the All Merciful at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (0cMkb)
@93
Well in defense of Sauron, the books are pretty clear that what he had at Minas Tirith was just 1 army, and there would've been no King in Gondor if Gollum hadn't missed his footing at Orodruin. Just sayin'
Posted by: Orcish Union Worker 001010101 at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Just stick to that strategy, goatfuck. It's working.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (8ZskC)
unfortunately I think they will try to hit a church or synagogue
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (q+zA9)
*starts singing*
Aaahhh-ooooo.
Lone wolves of islam.
Posted by: SCOAMF's Injustice Dept. at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (1FyZ2)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (jmN7w)
Are they going for the West side of Chitcago on a Saturday night? I would pay 90 bucks for that to be on PPV before I'd pay for the "BIG FIGHT" last Saturday.
Posted by: Bruce at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (LImiJ)
Kill em. Kill em all.
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (kQfqk)
Or what Sherman said about young, rabble-rousing confederates. Or Patton (probably) said about Nazis & communists.
Posted by: FDR's TV at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (gFGzv)
You can thank me later.
Posted by: Jebba Bush at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (LA7Cm)
I meant to do that!
Posted by: Peewee al-Herman at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (1jaX9)
Posted by: wrg500
Migrates = migrants + ingrates
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (LAe3v)
We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
due to a shortage of virgins i have instituted a new policy,no virgins just for trying losers
Posted by: allah at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (q+zA9)
Quite frankly I am amazed they have not done that yet, especially a synagogue
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Peewee al-Herman at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
I'm sure its members are peaceful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (FsuaD)
It's OK Jane.
I go to the First Baptist Church of the Crusades.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: 0-16 2008 Lions at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (10m7k)
Minor issue here, but conservative accounts get suspended for "climate denying," but these Twitter accounts are allowed to go forward with explicit threats and calls for murder?
--
Well of course. Didn't you hear Cuomo this morning? Some speech is hate speech, and some is protected speech. If the left hates the content of the speech, it is hate speech, if they like it, it is protected speech.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (eGmvn)
ISIS is admitting they have agents in Dearbornistan.
I, for one, am confident that our well trained and well led FBI have recruited informants. Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:52 PM (hyeMK)
If they attack Detroit, will anyone be able to tell?
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (yRwC8)
Hopefully Texas. Where it's proven.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (1jaX9)
The infidel thinks it's Windows.
Posted by: Jihadi at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (S+el1)
It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell the Federal government to stop sending Federal money to my state. And tell my citizens to stop paying Federal taxes.
Because I HATE my cushy paycheck, pension and benefits.
Yeah.
Posted by: Your worthless state governors at May 06, 2015 04:57 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (xWW96)
Interesting how rapey murdery pieces of crap are so certain that's what Allah wants.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (/tNwW)
We knew that the target was protected. Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
I meant to do that!
**cough*#12**cough**
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (Bn6aD)
I imagine Geller has faced death threats before and if I go over to her site I will probably also find a lot of people who support her.
I pray for her and that hearts and minds might be turned to the light.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: wrg500
Migrates = migrants + ingrates
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (LAe3v)Hah! That's a nice one! I'm gonna have to use it from now on.Fuckin' A do I loathe and despise Fairfax County.
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 04:59 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:59 PM (REKv9)
Yes, if only. A particular look or language or particular places they might congregate.
Damn.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:59 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 04:59 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:59 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (S+el1)
--------
And I have 710,000 rednecks who will shoot you before you even see them.
Posted by: Appalachia at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (VJiFt)
Knowing how abysmal they are at picking targets and planning attacks? You're probably right. I could fart a better terrorist cell than these jokers. I could, but I won't.
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (k8xvx)
Oklahoma is probably the most "conservative " and it. Still has a religious southern Democrat strain that would drive ace nuts plus tornados.
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (RJMhd)
Also "Our intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah."
Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:56 PM (1jaX9)
All part of our diabolical plan. Hail Hydra!
Posted by: Hydra, hoping ISIS and the CA Masonic Police call them, maybe at May 06, 2015 05:00 PM (yRwC8)
And "jihad" doesn't seem murdery at all.
http://www.masjidjihad.com/index.html
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (kQfqk)
Michigan is first of the list just because of Dearbornistan.
It is interesting however that they want to hurt the states where they have it easier (because of dem lunacy).
Posted by: fromabroad at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (REKv9)
well since they brought pistol caliber carbines to Texas, we'll see if
.45ACP Glock>whatever the jihadi brings
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (q+zA9)
Joe Biden fondles a tween minx : dissolve the union
McConnell did something totally McConnellesque : dissolve the union
A-Rod is about to beat Willie Mays' HR record : dissolve the union
#PanicOutrage!!
Maybe time to take a personal day or something ace.
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 06, 2015 05:01 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Gryph at May 06, 2015 05:02 PM (aI8Ms)
Brian Williams, 33rd degree Mason and Member of the Masonic PD, ain't gonna back down.
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 06, 2015 05:02 PM (LISuA)
It is, but we can't even get people to oppose a goddamn debt ceiling hike.
Things are going to get worse, much worse, before the national divorce happens.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 05:02 PM (8jDbj)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:02 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (ucDmr)
Guy needs a Twitterbomb.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Somali muslims in MN at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (6dLp0)
Posted by: Bill O'Blowhard and Laura Ingraham at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (g7Ibl)Guess they didn't know how to use the shoulder thingy that goes up, huh?
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (kQfqk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (JtwS4)
No, they will do like the two guys from Phoenix, drive a thousand miles to make a statement.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Peewee al-Herman at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
We are expected to make common cause with people who prefer the butchers to people enjoying the liberties that are at their heart the "cost" for their being a union at all....
these people are unworthy of the Constitution and frankly are not people I want to be enforced into trusting my descendants' liberty and prosperity to.
The left in this nation wants the right to be at best 2d class citizens and arguably 3d or 4th class citizens....
I have an idea let's be 1st class citizens of a new America.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (/4AZU)
Maybe he and his Hollywood buddies can do without their security teams since there are always nutjobs who want to shoot celebrities and therefore they're endangering security teams and bodyguards
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2015 05:05 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Donald 'it's not a squirrel' Trump at May 06, 2015 05:06 PM (mt2jL)
I posted a reply to Legal Genius @Muslim IQ....
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:06 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lauren at May 06, 2015 05:06 PM (BOFCM)
intention was to show how easy we give our lives for the Sake of Allah.
Perhaps they could all meet at some big black easily targetable rock once a year.
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 05:06 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: gewa76 at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (S9rS1)
Dude your top commenters would volunteer instantly and without hesitation for the Lincolnesque federal 'Protect Da Union' goon squads.
GLWT
Posted by: The Confederacy at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM
Yeah. I think they're going to find out there are a lot of people carrying concealed all over the place, without the proper "permits".
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (Vm8WO)
NoVa does worry me. I have the Saudi Academy only a couple miles from me.
http://tinyurl.com/68gepe
And it has already produced 1 shooter that I know of.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (S+el1)
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What I was wondering about last night. I understand there was an increased police presence but you'd think two guys with semi auto rifles, dead set on a suicide ambush, would do more damage.
Don't get me wrong, glad they didn't but sooner or later somebody is going to put a little more thought into what they're doing.
Posted by: Kenway at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (VJiFt)
>>>They had assault rifles.
no they did not, this was covered in the ONT yesterday
one of the frifles was a Kel-Tec SUB2000, pistol caliber carbine
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (6Poxk)
If GoFundMe doesn't snag it down, I think we could be looking at lawsuits.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (gmeXX)
http://is.gd/n3636z
You know, SCOTUS says those Westboro fuckwads have a Constitutional right to show up with nasty signs, and they're right down the road in Topeka.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (ZKzrr)
And I do worry about TFG, what with his never let a crisis go to waste theory for grabbing moar power.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (5KIZu)
Posted by: radar at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (kQfqk)
Pakistan must really suck.
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (1jaX9)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (/Ho8c)
http://bsun.md/1FO9MLH
Dershowitz says all or most charges may eventually be dropped.
This won't end well.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (48QDY)
Liberals think they have a God given mission to enable the destruction of American culture and liberty.
I am beginning to agree with them the US is evil, but for very different reasons than they advocate.
The United States as rendered *is* a suicide pact.
I am not a suicide type of guy.
We're gonna eat a nuke or two for their idiocy and THEN they will surrender.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (gmeXX)
From what I've read, this simply isn't true. The newbies who don't know better are sent to the afterlife soon after arrival, while the old timers hang back. This creates lots of tension and a desire on the part of the newbies to leave, resulting in their elimination by the old timers for the edification of the even newer timers.
Sounds great, let's join up!
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (LAe3v)
And the thing that tells time. You'll shoot your eye out kids!
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Yo!
Bastards! Those things are so hard to find these days.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (/Ho8c)
That said, I believe we should go on the offensive and kill them before they attack us. Why wait? And we should do something about Muslim immigration starting TODAY.
And this nonsense about "dissolving" the union? C'mon. It was worse in 1968--1974.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (8qnKc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (LA7Cm)
Not that I would. terrorists are ball-less, dick-less, cowardly SOBs and terrorism is the tool of dick-less, ball-less, cowardly SOBs
Posted by: lurkingestlurker at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (k8xvx)
Posted by: Jack the Ripper at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (NBwIQ)
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (q+zA9)
Part of the reason the cop was able to pop both of them was likely the lack of Jihadist understanding of ballistic arc.
Thank God.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (/4AZU)
I know just the cop to stop these guys.
http://cbsloc.al/1by9yM4
One of Maryland's finest
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Somali muslims in MN at May 06, 2015 05:04 PM
Just keep 'em where we can see 'em Haji Bob.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (+lsX1)
Why dissolve the union when it's probably already doing so? The govt works for itself, the cities are just appendices that are for Democrats to manipulate.
It's a house of cards.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (cNiT0)
Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (LImiJ)
Powerball is an $80 million annuity tonight.
Louisiana Lotto is $575,000.
Hhmm.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (6Poxk)
You mean a similar type of carbine that killed over 20 people at Virginia Tech?
Posted by: Donald 'it's not a squirrel' Trump at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (DL2i+)
which is blue states.
Posted by: fromabroad at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (rnV3B)
Posted by: Peewee al-Herman at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: jmel at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (C52F1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (DL2i+)
Most ballistic armor would have trouble with .45 especially if it was surplus.
Just like an intelligent person would have had an M-1 Carbine over a 9mm Carbine....
We can't count on Jihadists remaining stupid.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: jmel
Cut, jib, newsletter, etc.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (8qnKc)
Three words.
Iran. Jihadis. Nukes.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:13 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:14 PM (LA7Cm)
From what I've read, this simply isn't true. The newbies who don't
know better are sent to the afterlife soon after arrival, while the old
timers hang back.
Seniority's a bitch.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
>>>You mean a similar type of carbine that killed over 20 people at Virginia Tech?
the unarmed ones right?
I thought he had two pistols.
a 9 and a .22
VT shootter also chained and locked all the doors
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 05:14 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: i like it at May 06, 2015 05:14 PM (1FyZ2)
There were Englishmen to be convinced they were Romans for ~ 200 years after Rome largely wrote them off...
I don't have 200 years for "what comes next" and little desire to endure my remaining years being Chicago politics on a national level.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:14 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 05:15 PM (6Poxk)
Anything that suggests that the Q is full of dingleberries I mean raisins - yeah, that risks claims of discrimination (and bullets).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 06, 2015 05:15 PM (jjw0h)
This won't end well. Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:09 PM (48QDY)
I predict a riot...
https://youtu.be/hamKl-su8PE
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 05:15 PM (yRwC8)
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Definitely protected speech. Its (a) not hateful and (b) not the sort of thing that was covered in Chaplinsky.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:15 PM (gmeXX)
and:
"Any regime which attains great wealth and power seems with remarkable regularity to decay and fall apart in some ten generations."
From Sir John Glubb's "The Fate of Empires and Search for Survivial".
http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf
There are no new "frontiers". It's time to seriously consider secession (and I say this as a Canadian who can only shake his head at what just happened in Alberta).
Posted by: Russtovich at May 06, 2015 05:16 PM (8zhoe)
April- We ain't done nothin' yet
May- Geller was hard to get
June- Man, our shit is loose
July- I gave a goat the goose.
August- This might come as a shock
In September- we suck our own cocks
Six months of jihad
Cuz Allah is our god
Six months of jihad
Cuz Allah is our god
Six months of terror
Cuz we're locked in theological error
April....
Posted by: Abu Ibrahim Al Ameriki and the Jihadtones New Hit "Six Months of Terror" at May 06, 2015 05:16 PM (0cMkb)
From what I've seen, it is. Two assbags charging what was obviously a well guarded event in Texas knew they were going to meet allah. It's not like they just got of the boat from Goatland, they lived in the region and knew all about the gun culture. The guys in Paris didn't even get out of the city. No serious getaway plan, and instead of trying to get away when they might have they doubled down on the Jewish bakery which was absolutely a suicide mission.
The underwear bomber, who was sent be Awlaki whom the Texas two were said to revere, was definitely on a one way mission.
And the list goes on. Islamic radical attacks aren't known for survivors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:16 PM (g1DWB)
Do not try to ride Quantrill.
He only lets me ride him.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 05:16 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: jmel
You're missing a comma, I hope.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 05:16 PM (VAsIq)
It would send a pretty strong message to the
"JV team"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:17 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:11 PM (RJMhd)
About two years ago,a cop in Indianapolis shot the gun out of the hand of a drunken, sucidal nutjob on a domestic call: at twenty feet, in a poorly lit living room, the nutjob and his family screaming and yelling, chaos all around. It was an amazing shot. A buddy of mine knows the cop, says he's an amazing guy.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 05:17 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: JackStraw<<
More target practice for us, then?
Posted by: Sphynx at May 06, 2015 05:17 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 05:18 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bud Norton at May 06, 2015 05:18 PM (6cOMd)
You're right. I know one of the school shootings or mass shootings used a beretta carbine, just not the VA Tech as I had thought.
Posted by: Donald 'it's not a squirrel' Trump at May 06, 2015 05:18 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:18 PM (RJMhd)
https://youtu.be/hamKl-su8PE
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 05:15 PM (yRwC
Not exactly going out on a limb there?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (/tNwW)
The solution of course is to use the Metadata and Wiretaps along with infiltration to gather intelligence and reverse map the network in play Jack...
the FBI let Jihadist #1 off the hook because "there are too many like him to track them all"....
You trust the Barack Obama DHS to take its eyes off the tea party to interdict Jihadi Jim?
I don't.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (/4AZU)
Maybe after we take out all of these jihadis.
I sure a heck don't *them* to win. Or the SJW'er such as special snowflake Social Change reporterette.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (8CdUx)
It had some help.
Lack of immediate return fire was the biggest.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 05:19 PM (mZkJr)
I'm thinking the next target be a mall or sporting event.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 04:58 PM (mt2jL)
If they have been watching current events, they will know that gun free zones are the best place to find unprotected victims. I don't even want to be specific, but, schools. A lone shooter takes 20+. How many can a coordinate attack take? Look to the recent similar international attacks. I shudder at the thought.
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 05:20 PM (ecDRv)
I used to do that every week.
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at May 06, 2015 05:20 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:20 PM (g7Ibl)
Dershowitz says all or most charges may eventually be dropped.
This won't end well.
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Better 10 guilty men go free then one innocent man go to jail. Wait we are talking cops? Sentence first...trial second!
Posted by: Liberals at May 06, 2015 05:21 PM (5LOno)
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw
Nor for brains. There's a big difference between a consequence-free fantasy world wherein you are the hero of God and object of adulation by women and/or goats, and the reality of watching your compatriots get turned into chunks of bloody stool by Assad's boys. I doubt these geniuses could make the connection.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 05:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:21 PM (RJMhd)
It came from your anachronistically using Fairbairn's practical shooting methods Kemosabe...
//Tonto...no not the stoned dude with the dead bird on his head
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:21 PM (/4AZU)
You missed the part where "leftists blame target of terrorist threat for baiting Muslims"
Because drawing cartoons. Offensive. The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.
I'll settle for kicking the leftists out of the union, too.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 06, 2015 05:22 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: flounder at May
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*takes notes*
Hey, Mohammad! These guys have much better ideas! "Walk onto a gun range and shoot as many people as you can" my ass!
Posted by: Jihadi Djibadhi at May 06, 2015 05:22 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 05:22 PM (VAsIq)
That's kind f their advantage: they don't fear death.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 05:23 PM (2TN4k)
And Russia told us about Speedbump and bro.
I think that told Putin all he needed to know.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:23 PM (48QDY)
HILLARY! is openly running on undoing the 1st Amendment by Amendment now....
you know like I say the entire Bill of Rights will die when we finally get enough "Newer Better Americans" making us meaningless...?
http://tinyurl.com/ncsq8dw
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:23 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger
You asshole! You always take credit for my actions! I always do the hard work, then when they film it, you pretend it was you.
Posted by: Tonto at May 06, 2015 05:24 PM (VAsIq)
Of course not. That's the root of the entire problem. Obama has his guys watching us and not the wanna be jihadis. Hell, Obama won't even call them Islamic radical attacks.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:24 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
The United States as currently rendered has a ruling class that looks at its citizenry as a nuisance that must be superceded....
I reciprocally think the ruling class needs abandoned.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (/4AZU)
Just as a thought experiment:
Assume I emigrate to another country, let's pick France at random, and assume I am granted citizenship there.
Further assume that part from my interest in a French passport and French government benefits, that I have absolutely no interest in assimilating into France's larger society. In fact, let us assume that I actively campaign to destroy said society and replace it with one more to my liking, derived from my original home country's society.
Let's then postulate that I acidly refuse to learn the language, culture, history, mores, and norms of my new French host nation, or to obey its laws. When I speak of these things, I speak of them with contempt.
Does it make any sense at all, given these postulates, to refer to me as being "French"? Or am I merely a hostile alien presence masquerading as a Frenchman for my own purposes?
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (noWW6)
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That's a step in the right direction.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (gmeXX)
Damn. Missed a good Brian Williams sock opportunity there.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2015 05:25 PM (kGsA2)
When you skin 10,000 of them alive like catfish, and then salt the bare nerve endings, they might start.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (mZkJr)
There have been arrests in the 'Knight Templar Police Force"....
But not for these Terrorist Cells...
Now... just what does THAT tell you about our Political Leaders...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Tonto at May 06, 2015 05:24 PM (VAsIq)
In other words, he didn't do that. Someone else did that for him.
Posted by: Liawatha at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (ecDRv)
Honestly, I think most of these idiots just want a conspicuous terminal
display of piety and don't really put much thought into the attack or
planning.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
I really think most of them are the mental equivalent of the death row inmate who wondered if he could save some of his last meal for after the execution.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: torquewrench
*Thinks for a moment*
I dunno; I give up.
Posted by: Frenchman at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (g7Ibl)
Sure, we heard that the war on terror was a endless thing dreamt up to line Enron's pockets or something while our rights were eroded. But now they are embiggening the GWOT by bringing the terrorists here as gloried POC immigrants. and after all, america is a country of immigrants.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (2Bsd5)
so here we sit relying on our STATE police forces to protect the body politic....
ie "The Union" is already defacto null at any rate...
if the Federal government can't be bothered to execute its BASIC reason of existence it is just a wealth redistribution scheme.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (/4AZU)
*Puts cover back on vat of acid*
dissolve the leftists
*takes cover back off vat of acid
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (VPLuQ)
Yep. See ace's point.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (48QDY)
____________
Lots of small things eventually add up to 1 big thing. None of the things you mention by themselves mean much. Put them all together, along with 1000 other things and yeah the end is here. Time for something new.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (DMIBD)
They should have more opportunity to experience death, then maybe they will develop some respect for it?
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 05:27 PM (REKv9)
I really think most of them are the mental equivalent of the death
row inmate who wondered if he could save some of his last meal for after
the execution.
Always plan ahead!
Posted by: Joey Biden, Crayon-Eater at May 06, 2015 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The NSA at May 06, 2015 05:27 PM (q+zA9)
It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.
Ace, while I understand your frustration. But this that would be neither realistic, feasible, or productive.
How do you split up the country? I don't just mean getting the other side to agree to it...how do you do it?
Also, when the left dominates cultural institutions and when a lot of businesses are predisposed to be more sympathetic to the left for a variety of reasons, I'm skeptical whether splitting up the country would even accomplish that much. It's not just political power that is our problem here.
Think and start small. Step 1, have anybody we elect promise to spend the bulk of their time outside Washington.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:27 PM (yBmlR)
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That's what I've been trying to say!
Posted by: Guy with small penis at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (VAsIq)
It's a LOT like the political hit on the Cuomos...
Federal LE is largely now for fucking with the right and Kingmaking games on the left.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (/4AZU)
DIi someone already mention this? Caught the tail end of his coverage of Geller last night while channel surfing. He said something like: "Whatever happened to the concept of two wrongs don't make a right? Yes, Geller made a valid point about free speech, but she's still a dick."
Geller is a dick?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (yBmlR)
I'd say it's time to put an end to this by annihilating islam from the face of the earth, but that's just me.
Posted by: Null at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (xjpRj)
Can we just get a Shep Free Zone on Fox?
.................................
I think Shep was having his nails done today... Harris was filling in I think.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Don't use your bathtub bro.
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at May 06, 2015 05:28 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (2Bsd5)
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Usually a split follows a war - but that does not have to be the only way.
I don't favor splitting the union, but we act like something cannot be done.
History suggests otherwise.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: wooga at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (sO+ca)
I was an early adopter of "break it up shut it down"...
The US in its current form has too much capacity to do evil to be allowed not to do good.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (/4AZU)
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The Jihadis are just committing the acts of terror that native born Americans won't.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 05:27 PM (REKv9)
What happened when two generations of young French and English men went away?
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (wzUs/)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 06, 2015 05:29 PM (+Y3QE)
It's already dissolved. "Americans" are rationalizing the murder of other Americans.
Time to start drafting up its replacement. Start local, and build up from there.
For a future national government, I'm rather partial to the Constitution, but let it grow bottom-up and not top-down.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (0NdlF)
the porn he watches they have 'em
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (eOpVe)
I think they'll just keep attacking Pam Geller and others like her. Maybe blow up a church. They understand American politics well and know that certain "victims" count more than others in America today.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (DMIBD)
That's been a resounding failure. It's time to find leaders who will break this Nightmare of a country apart before the left has us killed.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (8jDbj)
Yeah really?
The "fuck Geller" response from the Fox all-stars tells me you will have 100% of donks calling you a genocider, 50% of indys and 30% of GOPers...
That adds up to you going to the Hague once you win LED BY OUR OWN PEOPLE....
The left WANTS to lose to Islam.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (gmeXX)
Kinda like when Holder said he would investigate IRS wrongdoing and then... did nothing.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (2TN4k)
By this definition, we did not have a country when Jane Fonda went to Hanoi. And I'm sure I could go back much earlier.
I don't like this, but it's not anything new.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Clay Aiken at May 06, 2015 05:31 PM (VAsIq)
And CAIR demands that the FBI get involved.
Pam Geller has published threats, and a confirmed attack, and the FBI?????
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 05:32 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: gp at May 06, 2015 05:32 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera / SMOD 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:32 PM (gmeXX)
I disagree, start openly calling for a break-up on the Holland-Belgium model....
I am tired of the coasts trying to rule the interior....so are a LOT of people.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:32 PM (/4AZU)
Raqqa, Syria.
We ought to send a little airborne message to these cowardly jagoffs.
Posted by: seamrog at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (ePeVo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (/tNwW)
Can you put some pants on!
you are frightening the newbies!
!!!
Posted by: The NSA
..............................
That's not the only ones you're frightening!
Posted by: Samsung Tech Support at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: People Corp at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (TzeLs)
I smell conspiracy."
About time it moved to us Mormons. I was starting to feel bad for the masons in the previous post. And a little jealous.
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (6aVBb)
You're assuming they don't want us to attack them. I believe the exact opposite. In fact, I think their interpretations of their prophecies call for and expect it.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (yBmlR)
Usually a split follows a war - but that does not have to be the only way.
***
We need a governor to tell the feds to Eff Off - all of them Obama, the Congressional GOPe, and even the John "Benedict Arnold" Supreme Court..then things get interesting.
I was hoping it would be Abbott on immigration...but it looks like it might come down to Alabama and gay marriage.
Obama can't realistically call out the Army to fight the National Guard of any State so at that level you start to get a real discussion about independence.
If we don't see action at the state level though, the feds will just come and haul away anyone opposing President Precedent...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:34 PM (DMIBD)
***
The Jihadis are just committing the acts of terror that native born Americans won't.
***
Viva Flashbang and speedbunmthp
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 05:34 PM (2Bsd5)
"It was worse in the late 60's - early 70's. "
Sorry, but no. I was there, too. Back then, most Americans, whatever their politics, shared a common moral understanding about good and evil. We might disagree, but we could still understand each other, and we largely agreed on the nature of social aberrations. The government was dedicated to preserving the culture.
Today, no such common moral ground exists and, in fact, marxist materialism is being established as the new state religion via the destruction of every cultural bastion upon which we had previously depended. In addition, our government itself is working hammer and tong to destroy the foundations of our society. In the 70s the SLA and other assorted violent kooks were living in the Twilight Zone; today, we all are.
It is indeed time to panic.
Posted by: ahem at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (lKGzI)
Won't work. Trust me.
Posted by: Pim Fortuyn at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (2TN4k)
You're assuming they don't want us to attack them. I believe the exact opposite. In fact, I think their interpretations of their prophecies call for and expect it.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:33 PM (yBmlR)
____________
Maybe in the long run. But right now they want to grow in power. And the way to grow is by having a sympathetic media backing your actions.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (DMIBD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Massachusetts wants to quiz pre-teens on buttsecks and cross-dressing.
http://bit.ly/1KMM1DS
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (7YlUk)
So how would the break be made? You would end up with what we have now--mostly red, but with pockets of blue. I live in NJ. I don't want to leave. It's got problems, but it's my HOME. Why should I give up the place where I was born because Newark? Fuck that.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (8qnKc)
Does talking about divorce ever encourage the wronging party back towards union? I know it has for some friends.
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 05:36 PM (DL2i+)
I am tired of the coasts trying to rule the interior....so are a LOT of people.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 05:32 PM (/4AZU)
So if the coasts say they want Pennsylvania and you want Pennsylvania, then what? And will they get some kind of transportation route to each other. And realistic do you think it is that the coasts will agree to just have their corners of the U.S. and leave everything else to us?
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:36 PM (yBmlR)
let it grow bottom-up and not top-down.
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That's what I've been saying for years!
Posted by: Clay Aiken
.................................
Both, face down ass up suits me fine, Clay honey.
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at May 06, 2015 05:37 PM (wAQA5)
Definitely missing a comma!!
Posted by: jmel at May 06, 2015 05:37 PM (C52F1)
That's been a resounding failure. It's time to find leaders who will break this Nightmare of a country apart before the left has us killed.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (8jDbj)
I missed where we tried it.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:37 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (8qnKc)
_________
Sacrifices need to be made be everyone. My home town is about as liberal as it gets. But if I could snap my fingers and create two new countries, with the United Socialist States of America owning my home town, I'd be fine with it.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:37 PM (DMIBD)
How dare you blaspheme The Rennaisaince City!?
Posted by: T-Bone at May 06, 2015 05:38 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Been a long day. I'm tired.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:38 PM (/tNwW)
I think the media would love them for an attack on a school. Imagine the ratings boners those assholes would be sporting. Nothing gets a journo-list hotter than crankin' it with the blood of kids as lube. And as a bonus they could fret about the potential "backlash against muslims" while demanding more gun control.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 06, 2015 05:38 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 05:38 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (8qnKc)
Have you come to any of the NJ meet-ups? Some of us live real near to you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:39 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:39 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:35 PM (8qnKc)
_________
Sacrifices need to be made be everyone. My home town is about as liberal as it gets. But if I could snap my fingers and create two new countries, with the United Socialist States of America owning my home town, I'd be fine with it.
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Why does it need to be split in two? Why not just split it in 50 and let each state form their own confederations with whatever states they wish?
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:39 PM (gmeXX)
Well, they don't have to care, thanks to shitweasel traitors like Obama.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 06, 2015 05:39 PM (xkSSa)
Still we pretty much had the most balls around there.
Catch you all later.
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 05:39 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 04:53 PM (mt2jL)"
No. Obama is on their side.
Posted by: holygoat at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (O7Jq3)
With all due respect, THAT sounds like something Obama and the Left would say in another context. It's bullshit when they say it, and it's bullshit when you say it.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (8qnKc)
Those five states are all anti 2nd Amendment aren't they? You notice
that Texas is left off the list, have they learned a lesson?
Posted by: agesilaus at May 06, 2015 04:51 PM (09xyN)
Not Virginia, we're doing well here, sir.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (+Y3QE)
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they don't think like us because they are not Christians.
as i've mentioned a few times on twitter, Muzzzies are guaranteed to go to heaven through jihad...or by dying during child birth. Kind of a different approach than the whole love thy neighbor thing.
They're worried about bad PR?
The people who burned a pilot alive in a cage?
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (2Bsd5)
I don't like it. But, again, that's really not new.
Time to start drafting up its replacement. Start local, and build up from there.
For a future national government, I'm rather partial to the Constitution, but let it grow bottom-up and not top-down.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 06, 2015 05:30 PM (0NdlF)
Then some people's idea of government will differ from others. How likely do you think it is to get one separate country vs. a complete Balkanization.
And if we got a Balkanization, don't you think the former old America would dominate?
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (yBmlR)
Geller was just on Hannity's radio show and said she has yet to hear from he FBI.
...........................
Hello, Pam? This is the FBI. We need to schedule a meeting.
Posted by: Female Body Inpsectors at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (wAQA5)
That's alright. One Garland cop has more balls than xe does.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:41 PM (48QDY)
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And you know what - I agree - that she invited an incendiary reaction. That's the whole point.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: FOXNews of the Conservative Media at May 06, 2015 05:41 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at May 06, 2015 05:41 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: fly gal at May 06, 2015 05:41 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 05:42 PM (xWW96)
I smell conspiracy."
About time it moved to us Mormons. I was starting to feel bad for the masons in the previous post. And a little jealous.
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
Time to make a special batch of green Jello with carrots, my friend....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 05:42 PM (VAsIq)
opposite. In fact, I think their interpretations of their prophecies
call for and expect it.
This. ISIS' beliefs revolve around provoking a cataclysmic battle between them and the (miraculously) united west, in which 90% of their number are wiped out. This sacrifice on their part earns them the return of their 12th imam.
1) This is not a reason to not slaughter ISIS or anyone who gives them aid, comfort, or moral support, since islam is a false religion, it's prophecies don't matter.
2)Blowing up a school wouldn't matter. The folks who have looked the other way while 60 million of our own kids have been put to the sword aren't going to get outraged into action for a few hundred more. What did we do after Beslan? Give Russia a green light to do what was necessary, or urge 'restraint'?
Posted by: Methos is looking for work and as hopeful as ever at May 06, 2015 05:42 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: dogfish at May 06, 2015 05:42 PM (jWtyG)
Not only were they better armed they also had body armor. Although one wonders why, if they meant to show how easily they die for
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 05:43 PM (dsWha)
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (yBmlR)
__________
The old America would be comprised of a population where the ratio of takers to makers would be 3:1. It wouldn't last too long.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:43 PM (DMIBD)
Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!
Posted by: Joey Biden, Crayon-Eater at May 06, 2015 05:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 05:44 PM (xWW96)
With all due respect, THAT sounds like something Obama and the Left would say in another context. It's bullshit when they say it, and it's bullshit when you say it.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:40 PM (8qnKc)
________
So you're saying you expect a breakup of the US and none of the 310M people will be affected in any negative way? Come on, that's just dreamworld.
If a breakup were ever to happen, there will be sacrifices by everyone. Not sure why this is such a shock to you.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:44 PM (DMIBD)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:45 PM (8qnKc)
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My brothers! Do not buy your body armor at Goodwill!
Posted by: Jihadi in Hell at May 06, 2015 05:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SCoaMF at May 06, 2015 05:45 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 05:46 PM (/HX7u)
***
When is he up for election? At this level it wouldn't be hard for a dedicated handful of people to get someone sane elected in his place.
Or hell, where does Gellar live? Have her run for his office on a platform of having balls. Now that would be a coup...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:46 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:45 PM (8qnKc)
Did he complain about the CAIR event that was held there?
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:46 PM (48QDY)
That's what they thought in Nigeria. Also releasing beheading videos kind of contradicts your point.
I do agree though that it won't be a school but a mall is a very real possibility. Mall of America recently had a credible threat.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 05:46 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Barney Frank at May 06, 2015 05:47 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Soona
Storm heading to Moore?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: rechill at May 06, 2015 05:47 PM (IIRUt)
***
President Obama has an obligation to keep enemy fighters out of the country. In fact it is his primary job.
This is Obama's fault.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:47 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 05:47 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: TEXAS at May 06, 2015 05:48 PM (n5fTN)
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His point is technically correct - his insinuation is completely wrong.
Let's acknowledge that of course what she did was meant to be incendiary. That was the whole point of the show.
But the blame lies not with her.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:48 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:48 PM (g7Ibl)
I'm not sure what that means but it doesn't sound good. Stay safe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:49 PM (g1DWB)
I smell conspiracy."
About time it moved to us Mormons. I was starting to feel bad for the masons in the previous post. And a little jealous.
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
Time to make a special batch of green Jello with carrots, my friend...."
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Must be a regional thing. It's all cookies and 7-UP spiked punch in my hard partyin' circles.
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (6aVBb)
That way they could try shooting up some kid carolers singing in a town that still allows that sarc.. :^(
Tools of the Father of lies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: TEXAS at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (n5fTN)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:43 PM (DMIBD)
There seems to be this idea that the country's regionally segmented where you can neatly slice off Democrat or government assisted portion (which, let's be honest here, are not the same thing). It isn't. The parts of this country that are very heavily Democrat are certain cities.
A number of those cities are pretty spread out from each other. The rest, even in hard blue states, is much more mixed. So, you simply can't up the country in a neat way that both sides would agree to.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (yBmlR)
So, can I ask an obvious question?
When the government announces, proudly, that they have stopped the flow of Muslims form the United Sates to Syria, am I supposed to be happy about that? I mean, I'd rather they went over there, and likely got killed, then have them hanging around here, plotting terrorism.
Also, when the government warns, weirdly, that X number of Muslims have returned after fighting in Syria, and they are nervous about the returnee having killing skills, is it okay for me to ask WHY they were allowed to return at all? Can't we just make a law that if you leave to fight in another country, your citizenship is revoked, and you can never return?
Posted by: PT barnum at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Boss Moss
*ahem* I sell propane, and propane accessories.
Posted by: Hank Hill at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (VAsIq)
It's almost like all this data collection really isn't about fighting terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
But the blame lies not with her.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:48 PM (gmeXX)
See 390.
The spine of Freddie Gray.
Posted by: Golfman at May 06, 2015 05:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:51 PM (g7Ibl)
I'm not sure what that means but it doesn't sound good. Stay safe.
Two or more tornados.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 05:51 PM (mZkJr)
Bingo!
Keeping America safe from enemies is JOB# 1 for the president.
This near-disaster happened on his watch.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 05:51 PM (8qnKc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (g7Ibl)
It's almost like all this data collection really isn't about fighting terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
Speaking of which Pappy, you had 2 recyclable bottles in your regular garbage the other day. This is your 2nd warning
Posted by: NSA at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: Leftie at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The NSA at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:49 PM (g1DWB)
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It means it's a large single tornado complex with multiple tornados within it. This one is getting big.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (/HX7u)
These are easier problems to solve than being killed and taxed to death.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (aR91B)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (ompLI)
It isn't about prevention. It's about cleaning up after.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 05:53 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96)
They're not lookin' at mooslims, they're looking at the likes of us.
Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 05:53 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Tony Snark at May 06, 2015 05:53 PM (/EkKm)
Yep. And there is a huge number of retirees collecting sweet government checks living in supposed red states. How's that going to work.
Any national divorce is going to feature lots of violence before anything is settled and probably ongoing violence as liberals realize they don't actually produce much that helps people survive.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (g1DWB)
Free churros!
Posted by: wooga at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (sO+ca)
Posted by: Soona
The shit-tornados are coming, bud. And they're gonna sweep all these shit-Dorothys to shit-Oz.
Posted by: Lahey at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (/tNwW)
You can't do anything today where everyone agrees. That's what compromises take care of. You get an agreement regard to land division . People will then be assisted over a set period of time to migrate to the Country of their preference.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (mt2jL)
These are easier problems to solve than being killed and taxed to death.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 05:52 PM (aR91B)
I can list solutions to both of those. What's the solution to this?
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (yBmlR)
***
Part of the reason why Bush is so hated by LIVs is that the left attacked him for anything and everything, constantly.
Part of the reason the objectively worse Obama isn't as hated is that the supposed opposition party doesn't call him on anything.
If the GOPe started asking Obama how he let a couple of Jihadis run around in Texas and who he is going to fire for allowing it to happen for example LIVs might start to notice that this is an Obama fark up.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:55 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 05:55 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Dyson at May 06, 2015 05:55 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 05:56 PM (xWW96)
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They could accept life under the majority or they could move?
Why is that so bad?
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 05:56 PM (gmeXX)
They're all just shit-puppets, in his shit-play.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 05:56 PM (LA7Cm)
So like 3 people evacuated?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 05:56 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 06, 2015 05:57 PM (ZJVQ5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 05:58 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: maddogg at May 06, 2015 05:53 PM (xWW96)
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Yup. It's like getting fisted by the Hulk.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 05:58 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Follow the money.
Posted by: Deep Throat at May 06, 2015 05:58 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: fly gal at May 06, 2015 05:58 PM (8TdcF)
You can't do anything today where everyone agrees. That's what compromises take care of. You get an agreement regard to land division . People will then be assisted over a set period of time to migrate to the Country of their preference.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (mt2jL)
Or 600,000 people will die.
The key to an amicable divorce is both sides wanting to split. That's where it's worked in Europe.
That is not what we have. So, this would not be an amicable divorce.
And since the split is much more urban vs. rural than state vs. state, what it would wind up being is people on our side wanting to give slightly more than a few cities and them wanting 1/3 to 1/2 of the U.S. That will not turn out well.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 05:58 PM (yBmlR)
Isn't that Propane Salesman, Hank Hill, from Garland?
Posted by: Boss Moss
.................................
There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!
Posted by: Hank Hill at May 06, 2015 05:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at May 06, 2015 05:59 PM (REKv9)
And since the split is much more urban vs. rural than state vs. state, what it would wind up being is people on our side wanting to give slightly more than a few cities and them wanting 1/3 to 1/2 of the U.S. That will not turn out well.
***
Pajama boy isn't going to sign up to fight for middle of nowhere Jesusland.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (5LOno)
In his mind we probably kinda deserve it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (LA7Cm)
Or "Red America" could you know honor the contract and use the legacy knowledge...?
Regardless play to Blue's ego..."well YOU are the rich smart ones"...
They'll be buying our energy w/in a decade.
Posted by: The Smiling Bandit@sven10077 at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (99EKt)
It's almost like all this data collection really isn't about fighting terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
***
yeah, fuck it. Dismantle the security apparatus. I'll trade off that security and loss of rights from that step with the awful act of being more selective about who we import here and closing the borders. oh and racial profiling arabs. If someone's going to lose their rights, it's going to the new kids who can go the fuck home to the shit hole they're trying to bring with them.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (2Bsd5)
It's almost like all this data collection really isn't about fighting terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
***
yeah, fuck it. Dismantle the security apparatus. I'll trade off that security and loss of rights from that step with the awful act of being more selective about who we import here and closing the borders. oh and racial profiling arabs. If someone's going to lose their rights, it's going to the new kids who can go the fuck home to the shit hole they're trying to bring with them.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (2Bsd5)
How do you know that the other side would not agree to a split?
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (mt2jL)
They're recording all our phone calls and tracking our internet at the cost of billions but they still can't prevent this shit.
They're not lookin' at mooslims, they're looking at the likes of us.
No amount of shoving wildebeests around ever does anything about the lions.
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (dsWha)
Posted by: biancaneve at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (Zl68m)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (dYFFO)
>>Why is that so bad?
You say that like you would just snap your fingers and make it all work. If, as has been suggested, we split along north and south then the southern states are going to inherit a shitload of elderly people who are largely and in many cases completely dependent on government checks.
Wake up next day and there is no government and then what? You gonna tax a much smaller base for all those checks? Good luck with that one. Or do you think hundreds of thousands if not millions of elderly people are going to puck up and move north?
Not seeing it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (g1DWB)
They're recording all our phone calls and tracking our internet at the cost of billions but they still can't prevent this shit.
It's almost like all this data collection really isn't about fighting terrorism.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 05:50 PM (oVJmc)
Don't worry NSA, we got this.
Posted by: IRS at May 06, 2015 06:02 PM (ecDRv)
Scroll down
Headline "FBI overlooked terrorist violent tweets because there were so many of them."
Therefore, it follows, that those terrorist violent tweets are hate speech and the FBI will have to begin arresting anyone who makes threats against their political opponents, right? Like leftists who want Christians to die? Right?
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:03 PM (hyeMK)
organization that depicted caricatures of Mohammed, Obama replied, "The
future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 06:03 PM (ecDRv)
They know we do all the useful work, they're not about to let their milk cows wander off by themselves.
Posted by: An Observation at May 06, 2015 06:03 PM (dsWha)
And since the split is much more urban vs. rural than state vs. state, what it would wind up being is people on our side wanting to give slightly more than a few cities and them wanting 1/3 to 1/2 of the U.S. That will not turn out well.
***
Pajama boy isn't going to sign up to fight for middle of nowhere Jesusland.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2015 06:00 PM (5LOno)
I bet what we think of as "Jesusland" when we come to the table will differ very greatly than what they think of as "Jesusland." Assuming they come to the table...which, since as far as they're concerned, they have everything now, I don't expect them to.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 06:04 PM (yBmlR)
Do you think Texas conceivably successfully secede from the Union if allowed to do so?
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 06:04 PM (mt2jL)
Free churros!Posted by: wooga..................................I catch ride and we stay at my brother's, no?
Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 06, 2015 06:04 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune
The Horde concured last night that a DailyMail pic of one of the weapons showed something that looked like a kel tec sub2k.
A carbine, not an assault rifle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2015 06:04 PM (K7krX)
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Oh I don't think it will happen. But it could. And if it did - certain concerns raised by people could be corrected. That was all I was trying to say.
Frankly, I don't want a divorce and I don't think one is imminent. If slavery didn't divide this country, I find it difficult to believe our current troubles will.
But nothing goes on forever - including countries. Great Britain is much smaller now than it was.
Will the same hold for the US? Who knows?
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (gmeXX)
This is a recurring nightmare I have.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (uJK1E)
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funny thing about democracy and opens borders...there's more people outside than inside...so if we just bring in a few million here and there, why do you hate immigrants????
xxoo
Post Working Class Democratas
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (2Bsd5)
Solutions tried a million times which haven't worked. Elect better reps to go to Washington? That's bullshit. You can't even unseat John Boehner.
What's your solution?
Elect and campaign for reps at the state level who want the union dissolved. Elect and campaign for federal positions who want the union dissolved.
Get enough of them and we can dictate the terms of the dossolution. Don't and we can demand more autonomy to keep things running and get our votes.
Push for an amendment dissolving the union outright, and you force states to have to choose alliances.
Pie in the sky? Maybe. But it will actually fix problems. I'd rather try that than what hasn't worked and never will.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (aR91B)
future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 06:03 PM (ecDRv)
no words
Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: M.S. Media at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 06:05 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (mt2jL)
What's the incentive? I don't see one.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 06:06 PM (yBmlR)
I hope they were better trained than those 2 Nancy Drews you sent to Texas,
That said:
We got a whole lotta crusty itchy fingered Old Gunfighters ,
with absolutely no Fuckmeister in Chief..
Posted by: Five Mile and Mack at May 06, 2015 06:06 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2015 06:07 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 06:07 PM (mZkJr)
I honestly don't know. I think they are probably as well positioned as any state thanks to an abundance of natural resources most notably oil and gas but I don't know that it would be as easy as it sounds just talking about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2015 06:07 PM (g1DWB)
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Well sometimes you accept a divorce because you can get concessions if you agree to them that you may not be able to get if you go to court (war).
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 06:07 PM (gmeXX)
The NYT just posted an editorial saying that exact thought. In no uncertain terms, they said, "Bitch was asking for it!"
I am disgusted.
Posted by: gewa76 at May 06, 2015 06:08 PM (S9rS1)
That's my point. Only their leaders might realize this though it's possible they are so narcissistic that they believe like most of the left that we are retards that can't live without them and presently ruin 'their ' country.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 06:08 PM (mt2jL)
BREAKING: When asked for a response to a terrorist attack on an
organization that depicted caricatures of Mohammed, Obama replied, "The
future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."
Posted by: flounder
.....................
Then continued: "Nobody is madder than me and I will not rest until those responsible are held accountable".
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 06:08 PM (wAQA5)
Being in very blue Northeast US, I'd want out. Even though 98% of my family is diehard liberal or RINOs.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 06, 2015 06:08 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2015 06:09 PM (wkuqO)
First they came for the liberals, and I was now fine with it because the liberals have demonized me for so long.
Then they came for the academics, and seeing the destruction wrought by liberal academia, I was kind of alright with that too...
Then they came for the gays and after being demonized and tired, I was at peace with the world being a little less bitchy...
Then they came for the news media and I silently cheered like Palestinians on 9/11. I passed out sweets.
Then they came for Hollywood and our celebrities and we started to mobilize to protect the good few while watching the rest burn.
And with all of those who had protected them out of the way, the ass kicking began.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (dYFFO)
Solutions tried a million times which haven't worked. Elect better reps to go to Washington? That's bullshit. You can't even unseat John Boehner.
What's your solution?
Elect and campaign for reps at the state level who want the union dissolved. Elect and campaign for federal positions who want the union dissolved.
Show me polls that indicate a candidate doing that would get even double digits.
Until then, say what you want about my solutions. I say they're more feasible. Do they suck? Yep. Still more feasible.
Posted by: AD at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (yBmlR)
Posted by: fly gal at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (1CroS)
I don't think anyone said or believes it would be easy. It's definitely easier to kick the can down the road and just wait for the downfall.
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 06:07 PM (mZkJr)
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Wedge tornado coming right up I-44...........towards me. Make the right turn, baby. Make the right turn.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (/HX7u)
charge a nominal fee and put it on bumpers...
Posted by: Five Mile and Mack at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (/WmRg)
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Here is what I think is frankly more likely - though not all that likely.
EPA orders something - say the EPA puts certain restrictions on drilling on land that is owned by Texas. Texas basically says F-U - we are drilling. Court rules for EPA. Texas again says F-U - we are drilling.
At that point - what does the federal government do?
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2015 06:10 PM (AC0lD)
Ladies and Gentlemen - I think we have a new thread winner
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 06, 2015 06:12 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2015 06:14 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (gmeXX)
A decision point. Is obama still president? If so then federal troops. barak abraham obama.
Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2015 06:14 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 06:11 PM (/HX7u)
Get in your bathtub and cover yourself with a mattress.
Prayers for your safety!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 06:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: cuchieddie at May 06, 2015 06:14 PM (BYOka)
Posted by: Peaches at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (U8sWC)
Posted by: cuchieddie at May 06, 2015 06:15 PM (BYOka)
Posted by: just saying at May 06, 2015 06:09 PM (wkuqO)
That will only happen if the right wins. If the left wins, history tells us they will round up and exterminate the losers.
Posted by: rickl at May 06, 2015 06:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Emily at May 06, 2015 06:24 PM (7Rn+/)
Mister (DMIBD) (DMIBD) is back
Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 06, 2015 06:32 PM (qry2M)
Posted by: Thomasone at May 06, 2015 06:35 PM (fY1g+)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 06, 2015 06:37 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: shibumi who is awash in existential dread at May 06, 2015 06:40 PM (1uKzc)
Posted by: Trump at May 06, 2015 06:45 PM (XB4Lw)
Lucky for him he's safe and won't be even looked at crosswise from christians
Posted by: Trump at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (XB4Lw)
Posted by: Mr.Obvious at May 06, 2015 06:49 PM (NgpNJ)
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at May 06, 2015 06:49 PM (q52Ma)
Posted by: docweasel at May 06, 2015 07:00 PM (0r/VP)
Posted by: Smith, Wesson, Colt & Ruger, PLLC at May 06, 2015 07:15 PM (+y7Lp)
Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2015 07:26 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 06, 2015 05:37 PM (DMIBD)
Hmmm. What if the Conservative states banned or strictly limited abortion? Would you be fine with that Moo, or would you run across the border sobbing about Christianist oppression?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 06, 2015 07:33 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: bour3 at May 06, 2015 07:40 PM (5x3+2)
WE want to be left alone. They don't - they want to continue to expand their control over every aspect of our lives down to school lunch menus as much as possible.
The "fun" of being a miserable leftist isn't passing laws that everyone thinks are reasonable. No, it's jamming their laws down the throats of the un-PC - that's what makes their lives worth living. That's an integral part of being on the left - shaming and humiliating others.
So no, they're not going to say, yes, just leave. Not even if we told them they could have every state but Alaska.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 06, 2015 07:43 PM (+XMAD)
If they want to play cowboys and mooslimbs I will certainly fuck up their arrival in heaven and 72 virgin greeting in a manner fitting that of murdering savages by sending them on express trips straight to hell.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 06, 2015 07:46 PM (4CRfK)
Also, if they have 23 "trained soldiers . . . signed up for missions like Sunday", doesn't that mean they had 25 last week? If so, one skilled Texan disposed of 8% of their force of weaponized maniacs in less than a minute. Makes them sound kind of pathetic in a not-going-to-earn-anything-but-loathing-and-contempt sort of way, doesn't it?
Posted by: Dr Weevil at May 06, 2015 07:50 PM (srcjq)
http://tinyurl.com/68gepe
And it has already produced 1 shooter that I know of.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 05:07 PM (S+el1)
Howitzers R Us. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2015 08:02 PM (SXoWB)
Posted by: Old Hob at May 06, 2015 08:17 PM (whxbn)
It is time to put an end to this. The American Experiment has failed. It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.t is time to put an end to this. The American Experiment has failed.
It is time to dissolve the union and create new ones.
Oh shut up Ace; history didn't start yesterday. Open a fucking book and knock off this woe-is-us shit. That's loser talk and you're a moron, not a loser.
Posted by: Mister Magic at May 06, 2015 08:27 PM (nbgPm)
Posted by: Barky O'Douche at May 06, 2015 09:05 PM (FcR7P)
now that we see the error of our irresponsibility, it's probably too late to fix it. that being said, yeah, it's time to regroup and rebuild the country again. unfortunately, we'll probably have to do it elsewhere. this country has been mortally wounded and won't recover. we need to harvest her eggs and clone her.
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at May 06, 2015 09:23 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Harvey at May 06, 2015 09:25 PM (y8idZ)
Posted by: hurricane567 at May 06, 2015 10:11 PM (PgRpt)
I would have thought that true patriots would want to fight back?
I thought that true patriots were the sort that wouldn't just hand over their country to a bunch of traitors?
And people wonder why I have gotten to the point I don't like many "conservatives" any more than I do "liberals".
How is this any better than selling your country for the proverbial 30 pieces of silver ala Clinton?
Posted by: unknown j. at May 06, 2015 11:03 PM (zsrMa)
And so, we must trivialize her.
Posted by: The Mob at May 06, 2015 11:45 PM (xkhWm)
Posted by: Beverly at May 07, 2015 12:50 AM (m8KZL)
For fucks sake. This country has faced tougher times than this. There are over 300,000,000 people in this nation. Contrary to popular belief, not all of them are liberal fucksticks.
Have some goddamn faith.
Posted by: Community Organizer at May 07, 2015 12:56 AM (JP25I)
Achmed: There was an estimated 70-80 million gun owners in the U.S. in 2011.
Mohamud: F*ck!!!
Posted by: harleycowboy at May 07, 2015 02:35 PM (+9AX9)
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