aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
California (Democrat) Secretary of State Kamala Harris' Aides Accused of Running Secret Shadow Police Force...
Which, By the Way, Secret Policemen Claim Dates Further Back Than The Knights Tempar
I know what you're thinking -- Whuhh... do I have to do to join the Knights Templar Shadow Police Force?
One of California Attorney General Kamala Harris' (D) staffers was arrested last week and "accused of operating a rogue police force that claimed to exist for more than 3,000 years," The Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday. Brandon Kiel, deputy director of community affairs at the California Department of Justice, and two others -- David Henry and Tonette Hayes -- reportedly face charges for their roles in the Masonic Fraternal Police Department. "Suspicions about the Masonic Fraternal Police Department — whose members trace their origins to the Knights Templar — were aroused when various police chiefs in Southern California received a letter in late January that announced new leadership for the group," the Times' Matt Hamilton wrote. "Following an investigation, officials said, sheriff's investigators searched two sites in Santa Clarita and found badges, weapons, uniforms and law enforcement paraphernalia." The Los Angeles County Sheriff's department said in a statement that the Masonic Fraternal Police Department was not a legitimate police force and that Kiel, Henry, and Hayes were arrested for allegedly impersonating police officers.You're not going to believe this -- despite not being real, and also being crazy, and also being criminals, and also being Democrats, they have a website.
The Masonic Fraternal Organization is the oldest and most respected organization in the "World."The "world." Not the world, but the "world." We're off to a roaring start here, folks. Either they are illiterate, or they are paranoids who aren't sure the "world" is the world.
Grand Masters around the various states are facing serious safety concerns for their Jurisdictions and their family members. The first Police Department was created by the "Knights Templar's" back in 1100 B.C.The "Knights Templar's." What is that apostrophe doing in there? It's Knights Templar. And the Knights Templar were created around 1100 A.D., but that's Democrat education for ya.
The Masonic Fraternal Police Department, (M.F.P.D.) is the Knights Templar's!You, sir, are a Goof.
When asked what is the difference between The Masonic Fraternal Police Department and other Police Departments the answer is simple for us. We were here first! We are born into this Organization our bloodlines go deeper then an application. This is more then a job it is an obligation. The Masonic Fraternal Police Department (M.F.P.D.) is a Masonic Sovereign Jurisdiction (Municipality) located within the incorporated City of Santa Clarita, California. The Chief of Police is Honorable Grand Master David Henry 33º was elected and is Governed by a Grand Supreme Council, and 33 Masonic Jurisdictions. He currently oversees a 1/2 Million members throughout the United States. We are not “Sovereign Citizens’ nor do we condone terrorist activity, sovereign citizens or clandestine!More quote problems. They started with a " and ended with a '. But punctuation really isn't the Big Story here, is it?
The Masonic Fraternal Police Department (M.F.P.D.) provides services to Masonic Sovereign Grand Masters and their Masonic Jurisdictions, as well as other Fraternities, Sororities and Greek Organizations. Masonic Fraternal Police Department will be located in 33 other states, including Mexico City. We support all law enforcement agencies. Our mission is to preserve the integrity, honor and legacy of our Founding Fathers, Masonic Organizations, all Grand Masters and their Constitution /By Laws. We will uphold our sworn obligation to protect Sovereign Grand Masters and their jurisdictions. God Bless the United States of America!!!!!So there you go. By the way, the Democrat Kamala Harris is running for the Senate seat which will be vacated by Babsy Boxer.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2015 03:33 PM (mGBKM)
Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2015 03:33 PM (mGBKM)
Balls the size.... of a tangerine.
Posted by: Michael Caine at May 06, 2015 03:33 PM (sO+ca)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 06, 2015 03:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:35 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:35 PM (mZkJr)
God Bless the United States of America!!!!!
Five exclamation points. Disqualified.
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 03:35 PM (ECROs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (mgYub)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Bath salts at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (7wyDO)
Posted by: wooga at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (sO+ca)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (mZkJr)
And remember, the state these whackjob retards are in contribute 55 electoral votes.
F*** seven Californias, knock it back down to Territory and refuse to return it to statehood until they get their $#!+ back together.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (o+SC1)
We were here first! We are born into this Organization our bloodlines go
deeper then an application. This is more then a job it is an
obligation.
So much crazy in three small sentences.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (8qnKc)
Posted by: The Lutheran Police at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (sO+ca)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (zcbZo)
"The. Man Who Would Be King" had a cool Mason backstory, saying they went back to Alexander the Great ("Sikander")
The official story is that they go back to Hiram, builder of Solomon's Temple.
In reality they emerged from the guild system in Scotland in the 17th century.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 03:37 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (8qnKc)
And Templars, oh right.
/but its really the Hospitallers behind it all
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)
And once she's in office, it wont be a full term before she's running for President. If you thought the media swooned over Obama..
Posted by: MikeD at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (uKJIC)
Posted by: The Illuminati at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2015 03:39 PM (t2m1Y)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:39 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:39 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: The Teutonic Knights at May 06, 2015 03:39 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Heralder at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (ECROs)
Posted by: River Guide at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (RJMhd)
We borrowed the JuJu from Baltimore State Attorney Marilyn Mosby who knows everything about everything about law things.
Posted by: Knights Templar PD at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (P330y)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (8qnKc)
In physics, "pop", is the rate of
change of "crackle"; that is, the derivative of "crackle" with
respect to time, and as such the second derivative of "snap", or the
third derivative of "jerk".
Posted by: I'm not a mathematician or even an actor playing a mathematician at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (e8kgV)
Here is the Whois on the website...
Registrant Name:nelson alvarado
Registrant Organization:posted printing
Registrant Street: 5364 w. adams blvd
Registrant City:los angeles
Registrant State/Province:California
Registrant Postal Code:90016
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.3235527626
Registrant Email:postedprinting@yahoo.com
So have fun with that.
Posted by: Jack the Ripper at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (NBwIQ)
Posted by: M.F.P.D. at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (8ZskC)
by Templars...
secretly.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 03:40 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: PabloD at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (r7I3Z)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Bilderbergers and the Trilateral Comission at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 06, 2015 03:36 PM (DT3rQ)
Nuke me & Gushie and the boobeh pics go bye bye.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Inspector Gadget at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (G4qiT)
Posted by: Penfold at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (/eTPT)
change of "crackle"; that is, the derivative of "crackle" with
respect to time, and as such the second derivative of "snap", or the
third derivative of "jerk".
Rice Crispies
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: American Media at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Cameron at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (6aVBb)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (8qnKc)
so much to chew over
However, it does start to look like this is just a fantasy club, and they have been arrested over nothing.
I don't see proof they're really going around pretending to be cops.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (PA7DS)
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Knights Hospitaller at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Nicholas Cage at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 03:41 PM (d2cM3)
Naa we can just go to SA for boobeh pics
http://tinyurl.com/ovyzt34
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (yi8ar)
Yeah but,
What is the average minimum number of Democrats you can assemble before you get a nutter and isn't that a much smaller number than the average size of a Government Bureaucracy?
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (DL2i+)
Well, except for the badges, uniforms, weapons and such.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (6Poxk)
So you're telling me that this time Mickey Kaus has a shot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (IN7k+)
When Knights Templar Police Forces are outlawed, only outlaws will have Knights Templar Police Forces.
Posted by: A Joint Statement from Dan Brown and Charleton Heston at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 06, 2015 03:44 PM (5npD/)
But then Kamala Harris and Chief Henry would probably denounce me.
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (P8YHq)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:42 PM (8qnKc)
Dead you say.
Noop.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (BZAd3)
Look, I'd buy that script. I'd buy that script RIGHT F"ING NOW.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (PA7DS)
Then there were the badges, weapons, uniforms, and other law enforcement gear that were found during the search. It may have been going beyond a little cosplay and into something more dark than wacky.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: no good deed at May 06, 2015 03:45 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Luca Brazi at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (P330y)
"Holy Blood, Holy Grail" is a good read. The authors are Out There, but it makes for an interesting story
Christ faked his death on the cross, skipped off to France and then Glastonbury, and a good time was had by all
and the Merovingian monarchs of France were Jesus' direct descendents
Posted by: movie titles for $100, Alex at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (8qnKc)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: NCKate at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (Y3379)
Otherwise ... What in the fvck.
God those people are dumb.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Afroman at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (yEq2e)
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It was for medicinal purposes. I gets migraines. Got my weed card right here somewhere...
Posted by: horse at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Barney Fife at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (/EkKm)
investigation, we have concluded that, in connection with the AFC
Championship Game, it is more probable than not that New England
Patriots personnel participated in violations of the Playing Rules and
were involved in a deliberate effort to circumvent the rules. In
particular, we have concluded that it is more probable than not that Jim
McNally (the Officials Locker Room attendant for the Patriots) and John
Jastremski (an equipment assistant for the Patriots) participated in a
deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the
balls were examined by the referee. Based on the evidence, it also is
our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the
quarterback for the Patriots) was at least generally aware of the
inappropriate activities of McNally and Jastremski involving the release
of air from Patriots game balls.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (6aVBb)
"Mrs. Clinton, do you support private militias like this one in America?"
"Mrs. Clinton, are you now or have you ever been a member of the Masonic "Police Force"?
"Mrs. Clinton, should Kamala Harris resign?"
Posted by: MTF at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Paul Blart at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: King Zoffrey of Zamunda at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (P330y)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (8qnKc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Vic
Exactly what a member of said conspiracy would say...
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (FcR7P)
MFOP, MFOP, MFOP
try veal, tip waitress, etc.
Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2015 03:48 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Afroman at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (yEq2e)
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:43 PM (PA7DS)
So like the guys running around in the park? Larpers or something?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Gecko 45 at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Masonic Fraternal Sanitation Department at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (ppaKI)
Masonic Fraternal Police Department ?
I thought it was Mayberry Fraternal Police Department. Never mind.
Posted by: Barney Fife at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (msVAP)
And let me tell you, if you liked Senator Ma'am, you'll just love Senator Kamala.
Imagine Boxer's IQ coupled to a massive additional dose of racial identity politics.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Fish at May 06, 2015 03:49 PM (LZgaR)
I know a Mason and she tells me the same thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (Dwehj)
it's weird when people are sneaking stuff into libraries rather than out of them
Posted by: movie titles for $100, Alex at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (nqBYe)
http://tinyurl.com/nkbtdmo
from happening.
Support your local secret Knights Templar Police force.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (BZAd3)
Masonic Fraternal Police Department?
I thought is was Masonic Infernal Police Department. Shuckey Darn!
Posted by: Satan, your lord and master at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: MFPD at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (/eTPT)
So they have a little club.
What the hell is a "rogue police force"? Have they been accused of actually arresting anyone?
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at May 06, 2015 03:51 PM (aA2hG)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 06, 2015 03:51 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:51 PM (FsuaD)
Is her platform white privilege?
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 03:51 PM (S+el1)
I know, right?
Posted by: Sandy Berger at May 06, 2015 03:51 PM (LA7Cm)
i suspect it was just pure cosplay.
And probably sex.
There is no point having a Secret Society if you're not gonna get your stank on.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (shFKH)
That was right after they finished building the Great Pyramid. Or maybe right before they built it.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (h4vJk)
So they have a little club.
What the hell is a "rogue police force"? Have they been accused of actually arresting anyone?
...
it does sound like the Criminalization of Fantasy Fun, which is something our Democrat Masters are increasingly enamored of doing.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: The Rosicrucians at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Vic
---------------------
Baloney. I saw a movie once where they laid out the entire thing. Movies don't just fabricate stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (F2IAQ)
Some of my fondest teenage memories are going to Shriner events with my family, where alcohol was seemingly mandatory for everybody wearing a bright red fezz. Nothing like watching a 90-year-old Shriner, tassle swaying in the breeze, navigate his way to the bar after his third highball.
Anyway, that's what I think about when anybody talks about Masonic conspiracies. The 'World!' is safe, I think.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sandy Berger at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (F3Ima)
Posted by: movie titles for $100, Alex at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:47 PM (FsuaD)
---
i know who knows. Bigby knows....
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2015 03:53 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: filbert at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (S6a2J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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That's just a cover.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:35 PM
It"s kinda "funny", if it wasn't so "creepy".
Guess that Kammy Harris sure knows how to pick em.
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (3hlFs)
So you're telling me that this time Mickey
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (mZkJr)
(1) The equipment and weapons and uniforms and badges.
(2) They were making appointments with other police departments to introduce themselves as a police force.
(3) What could go wrong from this point? Well, the mind boggles.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (hLRSq)
The mug shots are...at the risk of going a DOJ civil rights watch list...unexpected.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (HDwDg)
And Templars, oh right.
/but its really the Hospitallers behind it all
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)
At least the hospitallers still exist as an organization that can be traced back to their crusader roots. The same can't be said for the Templars.
Posted by: Buszion at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (z/Ubi)
So as far as contrived ancient conspiracies go, having a bunch of masonic cops directly descended from the Knights Templar really isn't a great start.
Posted by: planeman at May 06, 2015 03:54 PM (yOGKC)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (REKv9)
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Slightly odd..., a little off-putting the first few times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (6aVBb)
You said "crippled". That will soon be a camp-able offense.
Posted by: The PC Police at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (Dwehj)
Oh...?
Posted by: Adam Weishaupt at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (shFKH)
Kamilla Harris
As a democrat
This is nothing new
Take for example
The following for your approval,
Leeland Yee
California State Senator
Friend of Our Beloved Diane Feinstein
Kamila Harris AKA Environmental Justice Warrior
The Dems have been running guns and RPG's for years!!!
But only to fund their honorable political aspirations..
Finding Leland Yee is like locating Waldo theses days
Google the Mutt
Posted by: Five Mile and Mack at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Inspector Gadget at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM (G4qiT)
He's confusing them with us Mormons. Pfft. We get way cooler "secret society" conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (6aVBb)
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shriners are cool
Posted by: Dr. Who at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Independent Order Of Odd Fellows at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (DLu2s)
Alright i guess their is secrecy i Mason-ing my Father drank alcohol at dinnerparties, Probably full of other sekrity Masons.
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Mary Landrieu's warts at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (8CdUx)
The guy on leave is already part of law enforcement since he works for the state Attorney General. Then on the side he sets up a shadow police force, but with out the cool music or purple hair Moon maidens of SHADO, with badges and uniforms and other police related equipment.
The 'Organization' then sends out a newsletter to LEOs and sets up a web-site. Now LEOs are going to look, think nutter, do a cursory search and find to their shock these people work for the state Attorney General, and go Haole Fcuk what is this?
Next question will be 'are these people legit?' So they have a very important mission to sort out truth from fiction. In this case they are not legit and debunked, but only because the real LEOs investigated.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 03:56 PM (6Poxk)
Maybe not at Lodge, but, they drink. Trust me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (eOpVe)
Something's off here.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (FsuaD)
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
We do!!!
Posted by: Masonic Fraternal Police Department at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 06, 2015 03:57 PM (eOpVe)
"By the way, the Democrat Kamala Harris is running for the Senate seat which will be vacated by Babsy Boxer."
............................
And she will win, because CA, even though she is a menace to society.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (wAQA5)
are they actual Masons or people saying they are Masons and Police?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: The Darkest Nights at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (x6d4B)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (z/Ubi)
What exactly was his crime? It sounds like a cross between a role playing game and the Rotary Club.
Posted by: Mike S at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (Gyg4r)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 03:58 PM (nqBYe)
I've been keeping a close eye on people with names like 'Muldoon', 'Cochran'. There may something funny going on there..., and I don't mean puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (wlDny)
i dunno, but as they're making up the Police part, I assume they're making up the the Mason part too.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (PA7DS)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Dave Mason at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (Dwehj)
recruiting? Wanting real cops in the "Police" club?
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (PA7DS)
You're falling for their cover story. You have to keep peeling back the layers to get to the truth.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (/eTPT)
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. It's full of every kind of fanatic and screwball known to man.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: John Travolta at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (DLu2s)
http://tinyurl.com/qbtg9or
You guessed it - moonlighting secret Knights Templar policemen.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 04:00 PM (6aVBb)
Posted by: NCKate at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (Y3379)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Masonic Fraternal Police Department at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Mary Landrieu's warts at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (8CdUx)
Next question will be 'are these people legit?' So they have a very important mission to sort out truth from fiction. In this case they are not legit and debunked, but only because the real LEOs investigated.
i understand why people looked into it, but I think the arrest will prove to be an overreaction, and that these were just a bunch of Big Sillyheads with a cosplay club.
This is just my hunch. I'm just learning about this when you are.*
* Or... am I?
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (PA7DS)
Oops. Another tornado (4th) coming down.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (gRnYL)
The story you are about to read is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This is the city, Los Angeles, California. It's full of every kind of fanatic and screwball known to man.
The name is Joe Friday and its a Tuesday. My partner and I got called out to handle a dispute between the Illuminati and Knights Templar unions. They were having a joint fund raising picnic until the Jell-O Salad contest kicked off.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (nqBYe)
James Shelby Downard baby.
33 is very symbolic in both masonic and conspiracy literature.
And deaths.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (UIkgS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Oh, yeah. You don't think that they go careening around in those little cars sober, do you?
http://tinyurl.com/o96dls9
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (F2IAQ)
They look like abunch of real trustworthy and upstanding citizens, which should reflect well on Kamala's management skills.
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (wAQA5)
"Exactly what a member of said conspiracy would say..."
I know a Mason and she tells me the same thing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Could we have the name, phone number and address of the woman you referred to. We, uh, think she left her ceremonial cloak or something back at the Lodge and we'd like to return it.
Posted by: Masonic Hit Squad at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (jsYc/)
We just disagree.
Posted by: Dave Mason at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (Dwehj)
Yes, but were they Masonic COPS? If not, then we out-rank them.
Posted by: Masonic Fraternal Police Department at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (ppaKI)
There are things going on in these cities which white regular not-crazy people don't know about.
And it's worse than anyone lets on. It's a different culture, managed by prog academics.
Bigger than Blue Oyster Cult man.
Posted by: Rev Dr Dumb Bunnies at May 06, 2015 04:03 PM (cNiT0)
santa clarita is where most LAPD,LAFD and LACSD officerslive its very upper middle class to wealthy.lots of studio people live there too
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (lKyWE)
Real Life copies SNL skits...
Man: X-Police?
X-Police: Yeah, we were kicked off the force a few months ago. But that won't keep us from enforcing the law.
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (3ZtZW)
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and Rolling Rock beer http://tinyurl.com/pzh6t2d
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:02 PM (6Poxk)
http://tinyurl.com/mcclo3g
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (6aVBb)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 06, 2015 04:01 PM (4df7R)
The writer for Nicholas Cage's National Treasure should sue for stealing his plot. But actually I'm betting he wasn't the first one to claim that the masons and the Templars are actually the same group.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Maybe we should bring them in on the Copper Clapper Caper.
Posted by: Johnny Carson at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Perry's Mason's at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (G4qiT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (REKv9)
Posted by: Shadowy Agent of the Illuminati at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 03:55 PM
Really, someone oughta tell my Dad. Then I could save some money by not buying bourbon for when he visits.
Posted by: Farmer at May 06, 2015 04:05 PM (3hlFs)
BTW, the Shriners' Children's Hospital is for burned children, not
crippled ones. It is the only Charity I will donate to. 100% of the
donation goes to the hospital. All overhead is provided by the Shriners.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 04:04 PM (wlDny)
You're right. I was thinking of the Shepard Spinal Center in ATL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 03:59 PM (F2IAQ)
You'll never see their Lucky Charms!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Dave Mason at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Christopher Walken at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (d2cM3)
The Silver Shirts and their LA bunker.
http://www.themarysue.com/hitlers-los-angeles-bunker/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (6Poxk)
that, and the outer fringes of Calabasas
Posted by: Mary Landrieu's warts at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (8CdUx)
They can't even get their Masonry right. Knights Templar are part of the York Rite of Masonry. The 33rd degree is part of the Scottish Rite.
>>>We were here first! We are born into this Organization our bloodlines go deeper then an application.
>>>God Bless the United States of America!!!!!
Saying who you were born to is more important than who you choose to be is a decisively anti-American statement.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Mason Dixon at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bill 'Amazon Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Doom' Maher at May 06, 2015 04:06 PM (DLu2s)
Sorry vi your wrong. Shiners does have hospitals for crippled children Philly for one. I had my son there.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (S+el1)
That said, I'm sure the arresting officers know the law and know what they found.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: Five Mile and Mack at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (/WmRg)
is this like the Illuminati of Police forces?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (nqBYe)
Fraternal Police Department will be located in 33 other states,
including Mexico City.
So, hang on. They've been around for some 3000 years (or 1000 years, depending on whether you're using Common Core or real math, respectively), which means they predate the American colonies by centuries... yet they only manage to operate in 33 states? Out of 50?
And if this police force was formed by the Knights Templar's (I assume these are the Templars that belong the Knights? Hence the possessive apostrophe?), why is the current MFPD housed in Santa Clarita, CA, of all places? Why not Rome? Or Constantinople? Or just about anywhere that was actually in existence at or around the time this LARPing organization was allegedly formed?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (4df7R)
One night several guys in dark suits sat in the front row. For laughs. I think.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
Shiners=Shriners
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (lJJaE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:08 PM (g7Ibl)
Dum dum dum de dum dum- dum de dum dum, dum de dum dum then the clarinet comes in wah wah weeeee
Posted by: dr kill at May 06, 2015 04:08 PM (msVAP)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:08 PM (oDCMR)
The big problem with the Masons is they don't drink. WTF?
........................
Yeah we do, mostly 40's.
Posted by: M.F.P.D. at May 06, 2015 04:08 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: TallDave at May 06, 2015 04:08 PM (/s1LA)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (nqBYe)
Also rumored to be member of the super-secret Mason Intelligence Agency. He never talked about it, so it must be true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (nFdGS)
Calliope music. Endless loop.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (8rRE+)
I'm not so sure about that, but if I were them I would be doing a little investigating when I get calls from people like these.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: movie titles for $100, Alex at May 06, 2015 03:50 PM (8CdUx)
********************
Golden opportunity there to use the Sandy Berger sock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (t2m1Y)
I don't have time for this but the following passwords don't work:
ObamaRules
democrat
password
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at May 06, 2015 04:10 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: The Rosicrucians at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Iblis at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (9221z)
I wanted to check out the Clandestine List on their website. It's password protected.
I don't have time for this but the following passwords don't work:
ObamaRules
democrat
password
You didn't try admin?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
Calliope music. Endless loop.
Looney Tunes theme
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (/HX7u)
yeah we should totally trust all cops and prosecutors, who are agents of the Democrat Socialist State, to not trump up charges against political embarrassments
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2015 04:12 PM (PA7DS)
Can we come up and have a look?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at May 06, 2015 04:12 PM (8ZskC)
Instead of burned at the stake.
Posted by: I warned you, damn you all to hell at May 06, 2015 04:12 PM (3yfGn)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2015 04:12 PM (ppaKI)
Atrocious spelling and punctuation was a crime punishable by death in AD 1100.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2015 04:12 PM (GGCsk)
Obligatory: http://sharetv.com/watch/115159
There used to be a scone franchise called Sconecutters; I wonder if it's still around.
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (yRwC8)
253 did the Pope send em?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:09 PM (nqBYe)
Not if they're masons. Catholic Church and free masons are a no no.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (cp95n)
passwords don't work:
ObamaRules
democrat
password
You didn't try admin?
Try 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (g7Ibl)
Today is Thursday. Got a hot tip on the Holy Grail. So my partner and I high-tailed it to a more upscale and sacred part of the city. We used the battering ram to break down the door to Holy Trinity and sure enough in the rectory was the Holy Grail. The priest was promptly arrested for possession of stolen property.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (GGCsk)
The big problem with the Masons is they don't drink. WTF?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham
Yeah, not so sure that's a hard and fast rule, judging from some of my relatives.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro Vermont at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (msVAP)
So this group has been around since before Alexander the Great?
I'll bet.
Lots of slavery going on since 1100BC, wonder if this group ever owned any slaves??
hmmmm
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (nqBYe)
Not if they're masons. Catholic Church and free masons are a no no.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (cp95n)
That's why you get the Knights of Columbus
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (S+el1)
santa clarita is not a whacko city its white,conservative (for california ) and very law and order.
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (lKyWE)
We hired some black Masons but they always showed up late for work.
Posted by: Bricklayers Union at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (g7Ibl)
How about Them Dog Kickers,
Ain't they crumbs?
Kickin' them doggies,
In they buns.
Kickin' them Afghans,
Kickin' them mutts,
Kickin' them puppy dogs,
Poor little butts.
Look at Them Dog Kickers,
Ain't they cute?
Some use a shower-shoe,
Some use a boot.
Them dadgum Dog Kickers,
Ain't they mean?
Run 'round kickin',
Ever dog what's seen.
How to be a Dog Kicker?
Don't need a ticket.
Find an old dog,
Haul off and kick it!
Posted by: Mason Williams at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: People Corp at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:07 PM (S+el1)
You're right. A little bit of Google shows they have hospitals all over the country. I was only familiar with the burn hospital in TX.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (Wkdli)
THEORY!?!?
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED, VAPOR DENIER!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Zut at May 06, 2015 04:15 PM (d2cM3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (FsuaD)
Top of the line care.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (S+el1)
It gets a little funnier than that.
What they are saying here is they disagree with the accuracy of the common usage of "world" furthermore the correct usage of "world" makes the entire statement invalid or confusing.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (0q2P7)
I fuckin' told you bastards about these, uhhhh.....bastards.
Posted by: Alex Jones at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (ewiBW)
But it does Sound impressive .
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (nqBYe)
I don't have time for this but the following passwords don't work:
ObamaRules
democrat
password
You didn't try admin?
...................................
try "changeme".
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:14 PM (S+el1)
Not even close to the same thing.
On the other hand....the exceedingly weird hats give me pause...
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (V+kmg)
And on the day OS X installed updates, a secret Police Force is found in CA == Apple headquarters.
Coincidence, I think not!
Posted by: Adriane the Yosemite Critic ... at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (RJMhd)
-----------------------------------------
Yup. Huge wall cloud. Has produced 5-6 tornados already. I'm praying it'll make the right turn before it gets here.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (oDCMR)
I went to a Christmas party that was hosted at a local Masonic lodge. It was...much less impressive, hah. Like, cheap wood veneer and old green 70s carpet impressive. But it was cool to go around the room and look at the artifacts. There was a pic of Washington of course.
The outside of the masonic temple in SLC is quite lovely. 1920s Egyptian revivial architecture!
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (yRwC8)
Kamala's emails have been sealed in mason jars, carried to secret locations by MFPD Knights, and buried so deeply they can only be found by fracking the formations.
Posted by: mikeyslaw
...............................................
Maybe on Oak Island?
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2015 04:13 PM (cp95n)
According to a tract put out by cartoonist Jack Chick many years ago, the Catholic Church and the Freemasons are secretly in cahoots. And yes, the Joos are in on it, too. So now you know, you Whore of Babylon you.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:16 PM (6Poxk)
You're running a fever again, ain'tcha Anna?
Posted by: Adriane the Chest Cold Critic ... at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: RGallegos at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (AVODN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:11 PM (FsuaD)
Now I did. No luck.1234 didn't work either.
They do have a contact us address and phone number.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (RJMhd)
Grail signal? So where is the Holy Plank of Chastisement? Did naughty Zoot steal it? If she did, oh is she going to get a spanking.
And then the oral sex!
Posted by: The Bilderbergers and the Trilateral Comission at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:18 PM (S+el1)
No, I know. I was just funnin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (V+kmg)
What a place. Who would even want to be their senator?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Stonecutters Fraternal Police Department at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2015 04:19 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:17 PM (/HX7u)
Soona, take care ...
Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:20 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Eric Holder at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (wAQA5)
What a place. Who would even want to be their senator?
california has a 2.2 trillion dollar GDP so lots of people
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (lKyWE)
http://tinyurl.com/n33dkfy
Posted by: Mason Williams at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (F2IAQ)
1100BC is that the bronze age?
Since this is a Smart Military blog, wonder when they swapped Long Bows for Crossbows?
Posted by: Yo! at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (oDCMR)
::: shifty eyes ::::
How you do know he hasn't?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (V+kmg)
While working with the Knights Templar we finally tracked down the Holy Grail. I have it safely hid away.
It will solve the state's water problems by replacing drinking water with delicious pinot noir.
Posted by: Wendy at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (5KIZu)
"We need a civilian forcer better trained, and better equipped than the US Military," Barack Obama, President of the United States said.
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (hyeMK)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
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I knew it! Dammit.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Y-not at May 06, 2015 04:23 PM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2015 04:23 PM (VndSC)
Masonry and the Catholic Church is a no go. Two organizations that have been at odds since the former emerged in the 1700s in Protestant England.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 06, 2015 04:23 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:23 PM (oDCMR)
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Bwahahahaha
Posted by: The T-shirts at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2015 04:22 PM (5KIZu)
I store my pee in mason jars. Does that count?
Posted by: zombie howard hughes at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (S+el1)
http://tinyurl.com/n33dkfy
Posted by: Mason Williams at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (F2IAQ)
So.....this is 2 blocks from my house.
http://gwmemorial.org
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Alex Jones at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Skull N Bonez at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (3yfGn)
White = sanity?
Good to know.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (g7Ibl)
Posted by: Roy at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (VndSC)
What would be really cool is if people would quit talking about the Sooper Sekrit Platinum membership initiation rites on the open forum.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 06, 2015 04:24 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (6Poxk)
you can't get a mason in a mason jar though
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:21 PM (FsuaD)
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Watching moment by moment on local tv. Not turning right. Still heading my way. Going outside to see if I can catch a glimpse.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (6Poxk)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (/HX7u)
Don't do it. I've heard that same line in about a hundred disaster movies.
Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (VPLuQ)
Is that still a big whoop? Thought that went out the window when they introduced Yog-Sogguth to the Stations or whatever.
Posted by: Bigby's Latex Gloves at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Leave Toto inside.
Posted by: Dorothy at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (8ZskC)
Our initiation consists of the following:
1) We stand our recruits in a tub of hot water
2) Then fill them up with yummy fresh strawberry preserves.
Posted by: Masonic Fraternal Police Department at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (0cMkb)
What about pants? They couldn't be part of the uniform.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 06, 2015 04:26 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2015 04:27 PM (MeuoO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:27 PM (LA7Cm)
What about pants? They couldn't be part of the uniform.
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I'm thinking assless chaps made from Hobo pelts. And Skipper hats!
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at May 06, 2015 04:28 PM (oDCMR)
White = sanity?Good to know.
no but as i said earlier lots of cops,sheriffs and fire dept officers live there so they don't put up with no monkey business.
Posted by: kj at May 06, 2015 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:28 PM (mZkJr)
NOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Soona's kittehs at May 06, 2015 04:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2015 04:28 PM (UzPAd)
Is this a challenge, or do we know this from experience?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (g7Ibl)
Anata wa chisai atsui hanasu ....
chisai atsui ...
Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: gewa76 at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (S9rS1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 06, 2015 04:25 PM (6Poxk)
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Heh.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (/HX7u)
NOTHING done here was Illegal. Arrest is overstepping and absurd.
Why? What are they accused of? "Impersonating a Police Officer"?
Yeah, and the stripper at my friend's Bachelor party is guilty of the same crime.
Oh, she should get a pass because no rational person would actually think she WAS a police officer?
Yeah... exactly. Same defense for both.
You can't be "impersonating a police officer" if no rational person in the country would actually BELIEVE you are a police officer.
They were too batshit crazy to successfully violate the law they supposedly violated.
I move to have the case dismissed.
Posted by: gekkobear at May 06, 2015 04:29 PM (H0IZc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2015 04:30 PM (FsuaD)
But you can an AtC.
Damn, there goes my inside voice breaking out again
Posted by: zombie howard hughes at May 06, 2015 04:30 PM (S+el1)
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We had a great time though, no?
Posted by: Officer Goodbody at May 06, 2015 04:31 PM (F2IAQ)
Naught wicked Zoot!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 06, 2015 04:31 PM (mZkJr)
Posted by: Spanish Inquisition at May 06, 2015 04:31 PM (VAsIq)
chisai atsui ..."
Hanzo hatori tora tora tora banzai konichiwa.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:31 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:31 PM (gRnYL)
-I always followed his advice.
But ha always had to go to some spotting.
Should be sirens in your area if you hear those going off it's usually within three miles. IOW get the heck in your bath tub or what have you-good luck.
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:33 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Adriane the Yosemite Critic
Get Windows.
Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at May 06, 2015 04:33 PM (K7krX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:33 PM (VLTL9)
It was a short peace, Masons went all Nyarlathotep and hostility resumed.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 06, 2015 04:33 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:34 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 06, 2015 04:35 PM (wlDny)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)
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Utility room. Only room (besides an overstuffed closet) that doesn't have outside walls.
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:35 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:35 PM (GbQ2h)
Guns are heavily regulated in the People's Republic....
Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic ... at May 06, 2015 04:35 PM (nSOh+)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol
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* imagines Jim of New Sunk Dawn licking his lips *
Okay...., that wasn't meant to be snide...., *someone* has to get those roof jobs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:36 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:36 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: Lea at May 06, 2015 04:36 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:36 PM (GbQ2h)
Years ago most homes here did have a storm shelter. Most new no longer do. Even out in rural areas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (wAQA5)
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Guns are heavily regulated in the People's Republic....
Posted by: Adriane the Meteorology Critic
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They made me register these bad boys *kisses (nonexistent) biceps*
Posted by: that annoying guy at the gym at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (VAsIq)
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Go big. Sharknado.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Old Hob at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (VRc/p)
Posted by: Garrett at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (REKv9)
26 "The first Police Department was created by the "Knights Templar's" back in 1100 B.C."
That was right after they finished building the Great Pyramid. Or maybe right before they built it.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 06, 2015 03:52 PM (1BQGO)
Had to be before building it, otherwise those thieving Joos would have been stealing the building blocks left and right.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:37 PM (VLTL9)
Only the utility room...shit.
Well maybe if you have some pipes running in there for the laundry you will get some reinforcement from that.
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:38 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: hadoop at May 06, 2015 04:38 PM (N/i84)
They had a sharknado a couple years ago. Tore Hell outta the place. I watched it on the tv.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:38 PM (LA7Cm)
That was right after they finished building the Great Pyramid. Or maybe right before they built it.
Why don't we just ask Vic?
Posted by: zombie howard hughes at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (S+el1)
Who are the drug dealers going to report the theft to? and what are they going to say?
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (hyeMK)
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Go big. Sharknado.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Worse: a blight of progressives upon your golden state!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: From the Shadows at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2015 04:40 PM (FcR7P)
Who are the drug dealers going to report the theft to? and what are they going to say?
Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 06, 2015 04:39 PM (hyeMK)
Shit don't give away our best money makers!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2015 04:40 PM (/tNwW)
Jews, hell...those damned Assyrians were a GIANT pain in the ass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2015 04:40 PM (gRnYL)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Should be sirens in your area if you hear those going off it's usually within three miles. IOW get the heck in your bath tub or what have you-good luck.
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:32 PM (RJMhd)
Old 1950's refrigerator works best -- I saw a person survive a nuclear blast inside one in the Indiana Jones documentaries.
Wait... they were documentaries, weren't they?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: Circa
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Nah.
Posted by: David at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (F2IAQ)
I will summon Baphomet and he will annihilate you, ass of AIDS.
Posted by: Albert Pike, 33rd degree at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: Local News Reporter at May 06, 2015 04:42 PM (FcR7P)
Where are all the adults at?
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:41 PM (GbQ2h)
You must be new here.
Posted by: flounder at May 06, 2015 04:42 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Whalesharkacuda? Barracuda inside a shark inside a whale? Call me SyFy we can work out the movie rights!
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2015 04:43 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:38 PM (RJMhd)
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There's a natural gas pipe overhead. Will that help?
Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2015 04:43 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Ancient Wisdom at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Feh at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (GbQ2h)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (S+el1)
Seriously, it still smells like fish around here on some days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (8ZskC)
Do they have secret handshakes and funny hats? Do they ride around on go-karts?
Posted by: Bruce J at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:46 PM (RJMhd)
Of course members of the MFPD (LOL) picked up their donuts and coffees at the tippety-top secret Catholic Church-run chain of Filling Stations of the Cross locations across southern CA.
Ooops
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: PBJ5959 at May 06, 2015 04:47 PM (r1du+)
Oy. Well so far they only see a hook no funnel yet at least that's what they say on one of the videos-don't know how old that is.
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (RJMhd)
yeah we should totally trust all cops and prosecutors, who are agents of the Democrat Socialist State, to not trump up charges against political embarrassments"
I generally trust the police not to waste their time, which is about an hour's paperwork, and a day in court, for an obviously bad arrest. And these guys are an embarrassment because they were arrested.
This is a state where sheriffs hand out jeweled badges to big donors
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/10/local/la-me-sheriff-badges-20120711
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jul/09/local/me-carona9
so to be arrested these nuts had to do something specifically citable, IMHO
Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 06, 2015 04:49 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: The Ninth Protocol at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: NativeNH at May 06, 2015 04:50 PM (Z9uan)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2015 04:55 PM (7YlUk)
Sounds like an elaborate game of make believe.
Posted by: Matt thuh Grate at May 06, 2015 05:03 PM (l/021)
Posted by: Afroman at May 06, 2015 05:08 PM (yEq2e)
Posted by: Afroman at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (yEq2e)
Of course members of the MFPD (LOL) picked up their donuts and coffees at the tippety-top secret Catholic Church-run chain of Filling Stations of the Cross locations across southern CA.
..........................................
They were out of fried chicken?
Posted by: wth at May 06, 2015 05:10 PM (wAQA5)
Yeah but if you did see a funeral procession for a Pope, we all know it would be like a red cape to a bull
Posted by: Chris Balsz at May 06, 2015 05:12 PM (8rRE+)
Posted by: Ancient Wisdom at May 06, 2015 04:44 PM (VAsIq)
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It ain't mightier than me. I will fucking destroy it utterly.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 06, 2015 05:26 PM (xkSSa)
Or so I heard on coast to coast am.
Posted by: deepelemblues at May 06, 2015 05:54 PM (sNu7N)
Posted by: scooter (not libby) at May 06, 2015 05:55 PM (WKeEA)
Posted by: bwbandy at May 06, 2015 05:57 PM (wU8vv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 06, 2015 06:01 PM (zRby/)
Posted by: Scott at May 06, 2015 06:46 PM (H7npG)
I believe in miracles...where you from, you sexy thing...
Posted by: cheshirecat at May 06, 2015 06:53 PM (DGWM7)
Posted by: mc at May 06, 2015 06:59 PM (xuXpE)
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 06, 2015 07:01 PM (/qKT6)
Posted by: King Philip of France at May 06, 2015 07:26 PM (UKhBB)
Posted by: HAL at May 06, 2015 07:40 PM (OmBeX)
If you look into the creepy goings on at places like Dolphin Square and Elm Guest House in England (protected by Masonic cops) and the Franklin Scandal, Johnny Gosch kidnapping, and other "rent boy" operations in the U.S., you'll see that these pervert clubs of the rich and powerful need police protection in order to operate.
It would be cops like this who provide cover for auctions of stolen kids.
Posted by: RKae at May 07, 2015 01:36 AM (sDN+b)
Posted by: Agent 33° at May 07, 2015 01:51 AM (xBryS)
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