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Overnight Open Thread (5/4/2015) [@CraigR3521]

Hi, Morons and Moronettes- I'm tmi3rd, and I'm on the road tonight (sorry about this being late), so I'd like to introduce my friend @CraigR3521 (as you'd find him on Twitter). He winds up being a great source of material for threads such as these, and he's also someone I'm very pleased to call my friend. Enjoy!

Howdy, folks! I’m Craigé, and I’m a long-time Moron, full-time lurker.

I'd planned to write a brilliant and entertaining essay, like the ones that I usually enjoy here, but my ADD had other plans. However, it leads me to a lot of random things that amuse me.

More below the fold...

Villains often get the most profound and badass dialogue in films and television, probably because they aren't bound by the moral code of the hero. Many can take the most innocuous story and make it terrifying.

In Daredevil, Wilson Fisk (Vincent D’Onofrio, that magnificent bastard) gives a retelling of one of the most well-known Biblical Parables that is just bone-chilling.


Miscellaneous stuff...

Meals in molds, particularly including seafood, were a part of the hell of being a kid during the '70s, along with the polyester clothes, avocado-colored appliances, fondue, and Disco. I actually have one of my grandmother's fish molds.

In case you’ve ever wished that your favorite horror movie had its own Ben & Jerry’s flavor.

While this is very cool, prepared to be disappointed by the absence of two headed wolves.

On the other hand, this might be an interesting mutation, or this may just be Russia:

craig fox.jpg

Is anyone missing a cat?

I’ve seen maybe half of these, quite a few through MST3K, if that gives any idea of their quality, but Prophecy frightened me the most. I remember running into a plate glass window, trying to get back to the house, after watching it.

craig horror.png

This would be significantly less fun if it were real.

After countless ruined friendships, and destroyed marriages, the science is finally settled.

There was a time when we friendless losers tried not to broadcast it.

craig selfie.jpg

I'm not even sure what I can say about this.


Finally, you can hit me up on Twitter here, or if not, whatever. I can also occasionally be found here. Holy crap, I haven't posted in nine months. Damn, I need some co-bloggers.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:59 PM




Comments

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1 Doobie oh yeah

Posted by: The Penguin at May 04, 2015 10:59 PM (qry2M)

2 Hello.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (PJ0WQ)

3 Analingus!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (jR7Wy)

4 Am I the only one slightly perturbed by the Subaru commercial in which the mother is so proud that her daughter "grew up" in the backseat of said Subaru?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:00 PM (nL0sw)

5 Fausted again!!!

You shall all PAY!!!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at May 04, 2015 11:01 PM (kivUY)

6
I Lost my notes.

Posted by: The Walrus at May 04, 2015 11:01 PM (qry2M)

7 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:02 PM (T1005)

8 4: No your'e not. Makes me want to shoot the tv. Subaru can diaf.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:02 PM (ucDmr)

9 Top 20? Gotta stop reading the ONT first...

Posted by: Phil Laicheaux at May 04, 2015 11:02 PM (muUlH)

10 There is nothing wrong with avocado colored appliances.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:04 PM (iQIUe)

11 " Gotta stop reading the ONT first..."


Don't never read the full ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:04 PM (PJ0WQ)

12 Yay ONT

Welcome aboard Maet wannabe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:04 PM (U2utM)

13 The U.K. Green Party is Fighting Duo-Normative Oppression!

The fight against duo-normative oppression by those backwards evil monsters who declare that 'marriage' is just union between 'two' people has been joined by the head of the U.K. Green party!

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=8979

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 04, 2015 11:04 PM (7YlUk)

14 A lot of boys have "grown up" in the back of my van. For a while.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 04, 2015 11:04 PM (qyomX)

15 You want horror? This is horror, especially if you are 70.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/may/4/3-charged-in-minnesota-farmhouse-fire-that-left-co/

Posted by: Gladius Day at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (RYprI)

16 As many of the longer-term Rons & Ettes know, I lost our 10 year-old eldest a few years back to cancer. Every year, I honor his memory by joining a bunch of other clowns like me and biking the length and width of Connecticut to raise money for the Hole In the Wall Gang Camp's Hospital Outreach Program.

The Hole in the Wall Gand Camp was started by Paul Newman to give the camp experience to kids with life threatening illnesses. Its Hospital Outreach Program sends staff workers out to something like 2 dozen hospitals throughout the Northeast to "bring the camp to the kids" for children who are too sick to physically go to the camp themselves (they did this with something like 23,000 kids last year alone).

When my son was in treatment, the visits from the Outreach Program staff workers were the highlight of his day.

In the past, the AOS community has been prety generous in using a bit of their Valu-Rite budget and supoporting me. So, I'm going to the well one more time.

Here's a link (pixy won't let me insert it for some reason): http://tinyurl.com/RWP-Ride

Posted by: RightWingProf at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (g6alH)

17 Creepy selfie arm looks like it belongs in a Pink Floyd album.

Hello... hello... is anybody out there

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (W540W)

18 BTW, 7.4 earthquake has hit Papua New Guinea, tsunami warning has been issued.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (nL0sw)

19 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (KCxzN)

20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeQsZOQqO6I

welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends.

Posted by: The ONT at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (qry2M)

21 12: MH, how was the vacation my friend? Hope all went well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

22 Sadly, I am wearing pants, as I'm currently oppressing wage-slaves for my filthy corporate masters. I hope the rest of you will make up for this.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (dF04M)

23 Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

Posted by: otho at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (tBSrv)

24 Joss Whedon may need that Selfie Hand as the Social Justice Wanking lynch mob run him out of town. They'll be the ones in SmartCars while sipping their Starbucks, And no River Tam or Black Widow to save him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (dDf+N)

25 Squirm was the only one of those on MST3K.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 11:07 PM (W5DcG)

26 Somehow I'm sure the girl in the selfie-friend-hand-cam thing doesn't have any problems finding dates unless she's the area's Jackie or mattress-girl.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 11:07 PM (kivUY)

27 Meals in molds reminds me of something my mother used to make, salmon loaf. Canned salmon shaped like a loaf of stale white bread. Pardon me while I offer up hurl in remembrance.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 11:07 PM (FviSe)

28 Posted by: RightWingProf at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (g6alH)



HITW Camps are my fraternity's national philanthropy (Newman was a member). Excellent charity for the Horde to donate to.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:07 PM (nL0sw)

29 False Flag dude is scary.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:08 PM (iQIUe)

30 10 There is nothing wrong with avocado colored appliances.


Nothing a cleansing fire can't fix at least....

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (39FGM)

31 Please hang up your pants and dial again.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (MQEz6)

32 Alert to fellow birdbrains/Morons: I rescued a bird from the jaws of one of my kittys this afternoon. The bird was in shock but breathing and no signs of blood, or dismemberment. I picked her up and put her on a limb of one of my trees which she was able to grasp but has been sitting there for the last 3 hours and not flying away as I had hoped.

I went out to check on her and she lifted up her right wing and I could see that it was raw were my vicious but adorable kitty had scratched her. It is red and somewhat raw looking but again, no visible traumatic damage except to the psych of birdie.

Should I:

A. Leave her alone and hope for the best as in let nature take it's course ?

B. Swaddle her in a towel and place her on a high spot in my backyard on a flat surface with some seed and water so that she can rest and mend?

What is weird, when I asked her if she was okay (yes, I am very weird) that is when she lifted her right wing to show me the kitty damage.

Advice?




Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (ZFPMM)

33 Yo, horde! I got nothing.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)

34
So, Joss Whedon is a pussy that he had to run away from a bunch of women? Why not just block them? I guess he is use to people fapping him only.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (iQIUe)

35 Did anyone else get pictures of devils when they clicked on the fish molds link, or was I shunted to another dimension?

Also - Sherbert West? Brilliant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)

36 Hey! This is my FIRST time to even post on the ONT. To late for the East coast, but early on the left coast where I am for a while. Kudos to AtC and BC for their podcasts. Very Good! Thanks to all y'all (that's a technical term for the Yankees) for all the fun you give me. Love all of you.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (FIvdS)

37 Good evening, 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (rJUlF)

38 Avocado appliances? Haven't we covered this horror story already? With the cheap wood paneling and orange shag carpet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (dDf+N)

39 21 12: MH, how was the vacation my friend? Hope all went well.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

Awesome vacation. Lots of travellling & sightseeing. Made it back for fishing opener

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (U2utM)

40 Hello, Dennis! We're glad you're here!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (rJUlF)

41 I've seen maybe half of these, quite a few through MST3K, if that gives any idea of their quality, but Prophecy frightened me the most. I remember running into a plate glass window, trying to get back to the house, after watching it.

Speaking of killer sheep, a little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOjI4bKoBHw

Posted by: The Lawnmower Hat at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (7YlUk)

42 I'll be damned is that fox doesn't make himself a flippin' sammich.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (PJ0WQ)

43 what flavor bird?

asking for a friend

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (KCxzN)

44 Schaudenfreude = watching Joss Wheedon being chased off Twitter by his own tribe. Heh!

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (0hFXf)

45 What the hell are you talking about brother?!

That's not the New World Order anthem, this is brother!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (+Fae7)

46 Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (ZFPMM)

Is there a bird sanctuary place near you? Often there are groups that care for birds that cd give you advice or take it. I live in LA and I know there is one not too far away.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (iQIUe)

47 38: Sounds like the Clintons first place. Classy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (ucDmr)

48 Hey! This is my FIRST time to even post on the ONT.
To late for the East coast, but early on the left coast where I am for
a while. Kudos to AtC and BC for their podcasts. Very Good! Thanks
to all y'all (that's a technical term for the Yankees) for all the fun
you give me. Love all of you.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (FIvdS)


Good evening! Happy to have you here! I'll make sure to let AtC and BC know that you appreciate them.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (TEpA2)

49 Am I the only one who thinks that David Goldberg (Surveymonkey CEO) was murdered by Harry Reid's people? And they made it look like it was a freak exercise accident so that Reid can say "Look! It happens all the time!"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (nFdGS)

50 "Awesome vacation."


Good deal. I know you were driving a lot. Where'd you go again?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (PJ0WQ)

51 Evening morons. Feeling much better tonight than last night. May even de-lurk some later if I'm not busy at work.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (b2cFu)

52 On twitter there are all these people who go thru medieval manuscripts and post the little drawings in the margins. Lots of weird creatures and devils.

Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (iQIUe)

53
38 Avocado appliances? Haven't we covered this horror story already? With the cheap wood paneling and orange shag carpet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (dDf+N)

Paint it black, like I did

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (qry2M)

54 I'm not even sure what I can say about this.

Saner and more rational than 99.9% of the Ron Paul cultists...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (7YlUk)

55 30 10 There is nothing wrong with avocado colored appliances.


Nothing a cleansing fire can't fix at least....
Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:09

Replacement cost endorsement yippee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (U2utM)

56 TL;DR

Posted by: Osoloco at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (9kGho)

57 39: Great. I am thinking about going to Canada this year, if they let me in. Going to see Alberta Oil Peon for a beer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (ucDmr)

58 Right Wing Prof: God Bless you for all that you are doing after experiencing such a tradegy. Count me in.....Value Rite money be damned!

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (ZFPMM)

59 Oddly Joss Whedon somehow got overlooked by this guy

http://www.ufunk.net/insolite/movie-directors-chefs/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (dDf+N)

60 "This would be significantly less fun if it were real."

None of my feature films were in this montage. What gives?

This is more painful than all the bone breaking - the dozen nut kick!

http://tinyurl.com/prx7f44

Posted by: Steven Seagal at May 04, 2015 11:14 PM (wZ2hu)

61
34
So, Joss Whedon is a pussy that he had to run away from a bunch of women? Why not just block them? I guess he is use to people fapping him only.
Posted by: Bruce J at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (iQIUe)

Live by the Left, die by the Left.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:14 PM (MQEz6)

62 What is weird, when I asked her if she was okay (yes, I am very weird) that is when she lifted her right wing to show me the kitty damage.

Advice?




Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (ZFPMM)


Bird is okay. Those little buggers heal fast, and he will fly away when he wants.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 11:14 PM (+Fae7)

63 particularly including seafood, were a part of the hell of being a kid
during the '70s, along with the polyester clothes, avocado-colored
appliances, fondue, and Disco. I actually have one of my grandmother's
fish molds.>>>

Wait, everyone has not suffered this particular corner of hell? No wonder the kids today are such pussies. And the canned salmon loaf with celery in my case mentioned by fairweatherbill was the worst of it.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:14 PM (5gToQ)

64 Good deal. I know you were driving a lot. Where'd you go again?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:12 PM (PJ0WQ

Grand Canyon
Monument Valley
Mt. Rushmore

AZ, UT, CO, WY, SD, MN then home

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (U2utM)

65 Hi DC. enjoy your posts. Have a Cuervo 800 on me. Makes ya feel good...Alll over.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (FIvdS)

66 I've sworn off older teenagers. Nobody in the entire world bought the exercise band story. 13 and under for me from this day forward. Unless the "urgent one" I carry inside me gets triggered again. Then, who can say?

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (qyomX)

67 I am thinking about going to Canada this year, if they let me in. Going to see Alberta Oil Peon for a beer.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (ucDmr)


If the Alberta election goes to the socialists tomorrow, buy AOP all the beer you can afford.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (TEpA2)

68 Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

Barack Obama

Eric Holder

Al Sharpton

and various other politicians and high profile public figures.

I love you , but repent now you colossally scheming jackals before the mighty arm strikes!.


Hat tip to Brother Cavil for encouraging me to delurk on this board.

Posted by: Holy Plank of Chatisement at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (MeuoO)

69 Holy Maet level of ONT linkage, Batman.

That's a compliment, btw.

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic or I shoot the dog at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (pbY3m)

70 For the writers among us, I am sure that you have already resolved this issue to your own satisfaction, if not to that of your readers...

But anyhow, here is a year-old article that I just ran across, "The Best Shots Fired in the Oxford Comma Wars"

http://tinyurl.com/bakpctw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (F2IAQ)

71 57 39: Great. I am thinking about going to Canada this year, if they let me in. Going to see Alberta Oil Peon for a beer.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:13 PM (ucDmr)

What's a 6 pack in metric?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)

72
Hello CraigR3521.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (MDgS8)

73 Thanks Captian and Vandett, Hope all is well with you. Enjoy your posts as well. Best wishes for all youse.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (FIvdS)

74 Grand Canyon

Monument Valley

Mt. Rushmore



AZ, UT, CO, WY, SD, MN then home

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (U2utM)


Wagon Queen Family Truckster?

Posted by: Clark W Griswold at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (JO9+V)

75 Bruce J - No, unfortunately I already checked. In this neck of the woods in Western Colorado, they'd put her on a spit and roast the poor little darlin'.

Alton Jackson - you from this neck of the woods you fiend?!!

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (ZFPMM)

76 Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM (ZFPMM)


Its going from memory here of the wildlife rehab class I took, but they used to tell us that if a cat's bite broke the skin, the bird's wound will get horribly infected, so it needs antibiotics. Do't go by me though. There are rehabbers all over the place that can do that, and some vets will give a break on treating wildlife. Technically you're not supposed to possess it unless it's non-native or a pest species, or you have a license, so they'll probably take it away from you. Hope that's some help.

Posted by: stace at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (CoX6k)

77 Posted by: Holy Plank of Chatisement at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (MeuoO)

Do you have a hand grenade in your family tree?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (rJUlF)

78 67: Thanks for the heads up. I had no idea.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (ucDmr)

79 I have an avocado blender; it's about 40 years old and still a blendin'.

But I'll give up my fondue pot to a good home.

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic , featured on WZ now at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (pbY3m)

80 "Bad Zoot! You shall be spanked by the Holy Plank of Chastisement! Naughty naughty Zoot!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:19 PM (dDf+N)

81 Sitting in a bar at Seattle's airport. Two guys pull out their cameras and begin comparing.
One has a telephoto lense. The other doesn't.
Size apparently matters.
The other is faster...said like it's a good thing.
Neither bought me a beer.
Assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2015 11:19 PM (wrO39)

82 I'm pretty sure I know what Craig's PIN number is.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (MDgS8)

83 rightwingprof, yes I remember that. I admire you for working for such a good cause in his memory. I'll help out.

Posted by: stace at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (CoX6k)

84 Oh look! It's so cute! I need to get one of these as a pet....


http://tinyurl.com/preplr3

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (nL0sw)

85 But I'll give up my fondue pot to a good home.

NOoooooooooo!

Chocolate & angel food cake bits ... and strawberries!

Posted by: Adriane the Non Computer Virus Critic ... at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (nSOh+)

86 Is Holy Plank of Chastisement a reference to the Board Monks in The Holy Grail? If so, well done.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (dF04M)

87 Hey, I didn't even eat the salmon mousse.

Posted by: Michael Palin as Debbie Katzenberg at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (5dHYY)

88 "AZ, UT, CO, WY, SD, MN then home"



Dayum.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (PJ0WQ)

89
Thanks Captian and Vandett, Hope all is well with you. Enjoy your posts as well. Best wishes for all youse.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (FIvdS)


I have informed BC and AtC.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (TEpA2)

90 49
Am I the only one who thinks that David Goldberg (Surveymonkey CEO) was
murdered by Harry Reid's people? And they made it look like it was a
freak exercise accident so that Reid can say "Look! It happens all the
time!"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (nFdGS)


I didn't have a suspect in mind, but it did strike me as an awfully convenient way for someone to get dead.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (T1005)

91 38 Avocado appliances? Haven't we covered this horror story already? With the cheap wood paneling and orange shag carpet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:10 PM (dDf+N)


We had the "coppertone" appliances with the avocado green shag carpeting.

We were rebels.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (+Fae7)

92 Just saw the answer in 80...ignore 86.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (dF04M)

93 Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?

Posted by: Husain Husain Muhammed at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (S1Bzr)

94 Advice?
Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM

Yeah, how closely did you check the bird? If it was in the cat's jaws, the cat's teeth were most likely deep into the body. You could try making it as comfortable as possible and just wait. It doesn't sound good though.

Posted by: otho at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (tBSrv)

95 81: Seattle, assholes goes without sayin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (ucDmr)

96
80 "Bad Zoot! You shall be spanked by the Holy Plank of Chastisement! Naughty naughty Zoot!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:19 PM (dDf+N)

The HPC calls your name.

Thy ankles, grab them.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (MQEz6)

97 Ashley @ 62 - Thank you and I hope so. I think that I should just leave her alone. I think the shock must be the worst. Like being thrown around by a lion or tiger for us....shudder. She has her head up and is looking around so hopefully all will be well.


Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (ZFPMM)

98 I should de-sock

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (S1Bzr)

99 Sandman, if you're still here, neOH has many big health care companies with
branches and hospitals all over the area (about 4mm people), probably
in the hudreds. The biggest are Cleveland Clinic, University Hospitals,
and Summa.

Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (u3exG)

100 Avocado shag carpet???

Eeewww....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (dDf+N)

101 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (rJUlF)

No, but I do have a 2&4. I'm just long suffering and patient.

Posted by: Holy Plank of Chatisement at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (MeuoO)

102 93 Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?

I think first I'd find a clock.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (8W5zZ)

103 "Thy ankles, grab them."

- as Monica said to Bill

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (W540W)

104 One movie villain speech I like is in Shane where old man Riker tells his side of the story. Even though he's a low-down dirty snake-in-the-grass, he makes a persuasive case.

Posted by: gp at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (mk9aG)

105 Cheri, no, I'm just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor.

Jeez, Hammer, are we to re-litigate the Oxford Comma, again?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (KCxzN)

106 What's a 6 pack in metric?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)

At least $12.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (TEpA2)

107 ahh, my cool hash is gone too

teach me to sock too long

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (S1Bzr)

108 " I need to get one of these as a pet...."


Kill it. With fire.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (PJ0WQ)

109
Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?

Take America and subtract one.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (MDgS8)

110 84 CSinger,

wtf is that thing?

Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic , featured on WZ now at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (pbY3m)

111 From lurker to ONT.

Nice.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (1KAUL)

112 so what do you call a 2x4 in Canada?

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (S1Bzr)

113 The 70s may have sucked in many ways. But the good thing was you didn't have to be an electrical/computer engineer to fix your car.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (5gToQ)

114 What's a 6 pack in metric?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)


That would be 42 metric beers.

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (+Fae7)

115 " Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?
"


They are on the metric system. So, no.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (PJ0WQ)

116 Nice ONT! Excellent first effort. Looking forward to reading more from ya!

Posted by: Damn Dirty RINO at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (/+DKh)

117 I just knew the "Holy Plank of Chastisement" would become a "thing"

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (KCxzN)

118 Geeze, did I kill the post already? If I could type faster I might keep up. The damn caps lock key keeps jumping under my thumb.

type -
backspace a bunch -
retype....

repeat....

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (FIvdS)

119 Stace and Otho....thanks. I know that it the nature of kitties but my mothering took hold and I felt bad. I guess that I'll see in the morning what's up.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (ZFPMM)

120 GnuBreed, evidently it's some sort of sea creature called a Nemertea, also called a "ribbon worm."

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (nL0sw)

121
113 The 70s may have sucked in many ways. But the good thing was you didn't have to be an electrical/computer engineer to fix your car.
Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:23 PM (5gToQ)


Yeah, but cars really needed a lot more attention back then.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (MQEz6)

122 Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?

Posted by: Husain Husain Muhammed at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (S1Bzr)



Oh, oh, yeaaaahhhhhh

Posted by: Chicago at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (TEpA2)

123 >>>We had the "coppertone" appliances...
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 11:21 PM (+Fae7)


A fine choice **hic**

Posted by: John Boehner at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (1FyZ2)

124 *drops off at Robinson's garage a 1973 VW Beetle with the semi-automatic transmission*

Refuses to shift.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (dDf+N)

125
One movie villain speech I like is in Shane where old man Riker tells his side of the story. Even though he's a low-down dirty snake-in-the-grass, he makes a persuasive case.

Persuasive maybe. But I still wanted Shane to kick his ass.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (MDgS8)

126 Here is the Mayweather/Pacquiao bout recreated in NES's Punch-Out:

http://tinyurl.com/nqswvzg

Posted by: Thrawn at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (wZ2hu)

127 So, there's Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Mike Hucklebuckle...

..has Zombie Richard Nixon announced yet?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Peruvia Avengers reject) at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (rJUlF)

128 100 Avocado shag carpet???

Eeewww....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:22 PM (dDf+N)

Rebels.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (+Fae7)

129 79
I have an avocado blender; it's about 40 years old and still a blendin'.

But I'll give up my fondue pot to a good home.


Posted by: GnuBreed, read the link in my nic , featured on WZ now at May 04, 2015 11:18 PM (pbY3m)


We don't have anything avocado, but we do have some bowls in harvest gold.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (T1005)

130 The 70s may have sucked in many ways. But the good
thing was you didn't have to be an electrical/computer engineer to fix
your car.


Posted by: Robinson

Noticed that when I try to do something as simple as replace a headlamp light.....shit.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (ZFPMM)

131 so what do you call a 2x4 in Canada?

a 38.1 x 88.9?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (KCxzN)

132 "so what do you call a 2x4 in Canada?"


They call them a "rouge."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PJ0WQ)

133 Dayum
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015

All in a Buick Lucerne. Mrs. MH is still,talking to me, we were together 24/7 for 8 days

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (U2utM)

134 type -

backspace a bunch -

retype....



repeat....

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (FIvdS)



You've got it down to a science on the first try.

Just doublecheck to make sure you don't copy the whole thread into your post. I speak from experience.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (TEpA2)

135
115 " Does anyone know how to tell what time it is in Canada?
"

They are on the metric system. So, no.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:24 PM (PJ0WQ)

They have Nationalized Time. A minute in Canada is free, but it takes forever to get one.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (MQEz6)

136 One movie villain speech I like is in Shane where old man Riker tells his side of the story.

Yeah, he was there first.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG)

137 @124 - hardly matters whether it shifts or not, they barely move anyway.

As I recall the impediment to putting a real transmission in the autostick Bugs was the lack of a clutch-cable tube in the tunnel, which could be worked around but took a little thought.

Posted by: IRS Social Justice Division at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (o+SC1)

138 133: MH: You done good. Sounds like you had a great time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (ucDmr)

139 Jeez, Hammer, are we to re-litigate the Oxford Comma, again?
Posted by: AltonJackson
--------------------

It's past that, I'm afraid.
*drops a semicolon into the breech*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (F2IAQ)

140 We don't have anything avocado, but we do have some bowls in harvest gold.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:26 PM (T1005)

My Mom still has a harvest gold Tupperware set from the 70s. It will probably outlast all of us.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Peruvia Avengers reject) at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (rJUlF)

141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90URD9YpTSQ
There's some additional humor here

Posted by: The Mammas and the Pappas at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (qry2M)

142 They have Nationalized Time. A minute in Canada is free, but it takes forever to get one.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (MQEz6)


Screw you. It's 1:00 a.m here.

Posted by: Newfoundland at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (TEpA2)

143 Ach, mein sock!

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 04, 2015 11:28 PM (o+SC1)

144 Awfully wide for those of us on phones.
just sayin...

Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (ZjzCZ)

145 Avocado shag carpet???
Eeewww....


It hides the guacamole spots very well.

Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (u3exG)

146 MH - Glad you're home...., lot of miles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (F2IAQ)

147 When it comes to the metric system, Bob and Doug McKenzie had the easiest way to remember how to convert:

Double the metric number and add 30.

2 degrees celsius is 2x2+30= 34 degrees
6 pak of beer 6x2+30 = 42 metric beers

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (+Fae7)

148 Copy??? We don' need no stinkin copy!! we need more Hockey stuff!

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (FIvdS)

149 *drops off at Robinson's garage a 1973 VW Beetle with the semi-automatic transmission*

Refuses to shift.>>>

The tension spring on the right side is full of sludge spray with carb cleaner.




Yeah I'm full of shit but that kind of thing was often the fix.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (5gToQ)

150 12: MH, how was the vacation my friend? Hope all went well.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

Ditto here. That's a long drive. You drove your MIL's car back?

You're a good SIL.

Posted by: Farmer at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (o/90i)

151 The talk about 70s appliances reminded me of this. I have an Oster Kitchen Center (one of these: http://thmb.inkfrog.com/thumbn/dcutini/Oster_Kitchen_Center_001.JPG=450). The thing rocks, it can do everything in the kitchen, from blending to kneading to mixing to grinding meat. I can even shave ice to make snowballs. Anyhow, I had all the attachments except the food processor. A few weeks back I found one for sale at a thrift store with the food processor. $14 so I bought it. Just the other day I was looking at the two of them sitting side by side and realized that one is light avocado, and one is light harvest gold. So now I have to decide which 70s color scheme fits best in my 21st century kitchen. Hmm.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (WvS3w)

152 The new Avengers movie missed its chance to have the Hydra lab in Peruvia.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (MQEz6)

153 gasoline is cheap as shit in Canadia until you figure out it is per Liter, then get not cheap

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (S1Bzr)

154 "Mrs. MH is still,talking to me, we were together 24/7 for 8 days"


Well, that is something. Congrats.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (PJ0WQ)

155 Avocado shag carpet???
Eeewww....

It hides the guacamole spots very well.


"Oh dear, little Regan threw up again. Did her head spin around also?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (dDf+N)

156 Screw you. It's 1:00 a.m here.
Posted by: Newfoundland
----------------

The Mari Time

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (F2IAQ)

157 so what do you call a 2x4 in Canada?
Imperial inch sizes are still used in hardware and building supplies for major things like 2x4s. Things like cans of paint, spray paint, WD-40 will have the metric sizes in e.g. millilitres on the labels even though it's still a standard imperial size.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 11:31 PM (kivUY)

158 The second house I flipped had avocado carpeting...

Orange flocked wall paper in the dining room...where the last owner hanged herself.


Oh, and a nifty morgue table in the cellar. (I was told she was a hunter and used it for venision.)

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:31 PM (39FGM)

159 106 What's a 6 pack in metric?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)

At least $12.
Posted by: Vendette

2 Canadian bucks or US bucks per beer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:31 PM (U2utM)

160 we need more Hockey stuff!

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:29 PM (FIvdS)


You asked for it...
http://tinyurl.com/m7au8t4

Posted by: Newfoundland at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (TEpA2)

161 The tension spring on the right side is full of sludge spray with carb cleaner.

Don't forget to replace the Johnson Rod Gasket.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (KCxzN)

162 156: Hammer, your'e still the man. Hilarious.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (ucDmr)

163 >>>Hi DC. enjoy your posts. Have a Cuervo 800 on me. Makes ya feel good...Alll over.

Welcome aboard Dennis. I have serious doubts as to your judgement in liking whatever drivel I type, but thanks.

No tequila tonight, just a little wine. The dry-out period was supposed to start today, but that was postponed because stupid work got all stupid at 1655 today.. Dry-out postponed until tomorrow.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (e+1S5)

164 Come back Shane!

Posted by: Little Joey at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)

165
You can never defeat Imperial.





hah

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (MDgS8)

166 You're a good SIL.
Posted by: Farmer
--------------

See? This is how abbreviations can cause bad accidents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:32 PM (F2IAQ)

167
On twitter there are all these people who go thru medieval manuscripts and post the little drawings in the margins. Lots of weird creatures and devils.

There's a running joke in my historical fencing group about how often rabbits were drawn in violent actions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (+eQ0e)

168 Man, watching plane crashes on the tube. They have to improve to suck.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (FIvdS)

169 Don't forget to replace the Johnson Rod Gasket.>>>

Or the piston return springs.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (5gToQ)

170 Well, that is something. Congrats.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (PJ0WQ)

Thanks Buddy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (U2utM)

171
Don't forget to replace the Johnson Rod Gasket.

Or your Forbin Coil.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (MDgS8)

172 I love Canada, but I gotta have fun with this

can you order a pint of beer or a half liter?


I have a sad because I juked my Canada time thing on a sock


Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (S1Bzr)

173 There's a running joke in my historical fencing group about how often rabbits were drawn in violent actions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (+eQ0e)

Have you seen those rabbits? They have NASTY big teeth!

Posted by: Sir Bedivere at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (rJUlF)

174 "until you figure out it is per Liter,"


If my cypherin' is correct, a liter is somewhere between a third and a quarter of a gallon.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (PJ0WQ)

175 Don't forget to replace the Johnson Rod Gasket.
Posted by: AltonJackson
-------------

Lube the gudgeon pin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)

176 And then the little bastard shot me right in the ass!

Posted by: the waco kid at May 04, 2015 11:35 PM (kivUY)

177 RightWingProf at May 04, 2015 11:05 PM (g6alH)

May his memory inspire good.

Thank you for the link. Can't save the world but can help some kids ...

Posted by: Adriane the Non Computer Virus Critic ... at May 04, 2015 11:35 PM (nSOh+)

178 >>>There's a running joke in my historical fencing group about how often rabbits were drawn in violent actions.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 11:33 PM (+eQ0e)


As well they should!!!

Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at May 04, 2015 11:35 PM (1FyZ2)

179 2 Canadian bucks or US bucks per beer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:31 PM (U2utM)


Alcohol is expensive in Canuckistan. Lots of taxes. Seriously, in a store you're paying on average $2 a bottle for beer. Sometimes less, sometimes more depending on the brand.

Liquor is a whole other thing.

Posted by: Newfoundland at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (TEpA2)

180 @151 - I've still got a few appliances and kitchen stuff from my mother, we're talking '50s-70s. As I recall she'd gone through an avocado phase, but most of the stuff that's survived, including an early Cuisinart food processor with all the goodies and a big Kitchenaid mixer that was an enormous expenditure for my parents way back when, is white.

Posted by: The Devoceleraptor at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (o+SC1)

181 How do you buy an once of weed in Canada?

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (S1Bzr)

182 Off, Newfie sock!

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (TEpA2)

183 "Lube the gudgeon pin."


And the muffler bearing. Don't want that thing going out on you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (PJ0WQ)

184 I had to replace a Forbin Coil on a '89 Buick once...cost me $1,100...

Fortunately, the Dunkel was still serviceable, so I dodged that bullet

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:36 PM (KCxzN)

185 Alcohol is expensive in Canuckistan. Lots of taxes. Seriously, in a store you're paying on average $2 a bottle for beer. Sometimes less, sometimes more depending on the brand.
------

Last time I was there, I recall buying beer at a government store. Am I wrong about that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ)

186 can you order a pint of beer or a half liter?





I have a sad because I juked my Canada time thing on a sock







Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:34 PM (S1Bzr)


Oh, mickey, you're so fine...

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:38 PM (TEpA2)

187 166 You're a good SIL.
Posted by: Farmer
--------------

See? This is how abbreviations can cause bad accidents.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015

Oh I've been called worse Mr. Hammer

Farmer is good people

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:38 PM (U2utM)

188 "And then the little bastard shot me right in the ass!"


Crawl into a whiskey bottle for a couple years. It'll work out later. Trust me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:38 PM (PJ0WQ)

189 Is Hammer still having a comma? Or has he graduated to the semicolon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (dDf+N)

190
Seattle Morons, I'm up here at JBLM for the next three weeks, if anyone wants to get together for a beer at some point.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (+eQ0e)

191 RightWingProf-

Do you want me to put your Angelride in the sidebar? Since it looks like it has your actual, y'know, NAME in it and all, I didn't want to just toss it out there and compromise any sensitive info.

And I'm happy to do it- that's something I think we'd all get behind. I'm going to link it in some of the Acebook pages as we..

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (b2fTX)

192 Draught beers are still sold in imperial 20oz "legal pints" although I think there are Euro beers with their own glasses that are in metric sizes; I assume with 500ml, 750ml or 1 litre sizes. There are also 6oz and 12oz glasses as well.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (kivUY)

193 Curves @95
These assholes were from Jersey.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (wrO39)

194 Is nevergiveup here tonight? I think Horde members will be coming to him to get one of these implanted the next time they need dental work: http://tinyurl.com/kgdapz8

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:39 PM (nL0sw)

195 158 The second house I flipped had avocado carpeting...

Orange flocked wall paper in the dining room...where the last owner hanged herself.


Oh, and a nifty morgue table in the cellar. (I was told she was a hunter and used it for venision.)
Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:31 PM (39FGM)

There's no way I an beat that, but the last time we house hunted we looked at a very cool, large 1920's Spanish style house (with a 70's era avocado kitchen), and there was the smell of something dead on the first floor, a squirrel in the wall we were told. We rejected the house anyway as a money pit, but the next week we saw in the news that a dead bag lady had been found in the basement of that house.

While freaking out we found out that the bag lady had been seen alive a day AFTER we were in that house, so it wasn't her we had smelled.

Posted by: stace at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (CoX6k)

196 Nfl - NGU must really love those guys. Bonka and no teef. They even smile while they're crankin.

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (FIvdS)

197 I was in Canada last in 2004 and beer was 2x the cost

I bout a 24 pack of Molsen in the US for the same price I paid for a 12'ver in BC

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (S1Bzr)

198 I was in Canada last in 2004 and beer was 2x the cost

I bout a 24 pack of Molsen in the US for the same price I paid for a 12'ver in BC

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (S1Bzr)

199 Can I get a decigram of marijuana?

Posted by: totally not an officer of the law Farva at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (W540W)

200 Last time I was there, I recall buying beer at a government store. Am I wrong about that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:37 PM (F2IAQ)


Were you in Ontario?

It depends on the province. Some still have provincial liquor stores, which are like the ABC stores in a bunch of states.

My home province privatized about 25 years ago. The hometown of about 15,000 and 1 liquor store back then has about 20,000 at at least 7 liquor stores now.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (TEpA2)

201 I had to replace a Forbin Coil on a '89 Buick once..

You worked on the Forbin Project?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (W5DcG)

202 I meant decagram!

Posted by: totally not an officer of the law Farva at May 04, 2015 11:40 PM (W540W)

203 I had a secretary from Nova Scotia. Interesting accent. Anyhow, she commented that the favorite drink amongst the young folk was Fanta Orange drink and vodka. She said it was referred to as 'Panty Remover'.

Sadly, professional association forbade any fraternization.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (F2IAQ)

204 132
"so what do you call a 2x4 in Canada?"


They call them a "rouge."


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:27 PM (PJ0WQ)


Wouldn't that be a "Royale with cheese"?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (T1005)

205 Cherie ...

You might want to do a light hydrogen peroxide spray to clean the wound.

I was lucky to get "the bird" over to a wildlife sanctuary after the cat got it. They said much the same about cat saliva from bites but not sure about scratches only.

I had a crow knocked out by hail and it took him a few hours to get his bearings and fly away. Even after he 'woke up'.

Best of luck.

Posted by: Adriane the Non Computer Virus Critic ... at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (nSOh+)

206 "I bout a 24 pack of Molsen in the US for the same price I paid for a 12'ver in BC"


Well, socialized medicine makes up for all of that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (PJ0WQ)

207 "...historical fencing group..."

still trying to wrap my head around that

are we talking Pickett, split-rail, chain-link?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (KCxzN)

208 Tsunami warning for Italian Coast.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 11:42 PM (g7Ibl)

209 Yeah, but cars really needed a lot more attention back then.
>>>

Yes they did and I had way more attention than money back then. I work on my girls cars now and they (the cars)piss me off with the complexity of simple fixes (all the crap I have to take off to get to what needs fixing) but you are right I would be working on them every 5k with little tweaks instead of every 50k with major breakdowns. And they both are at over 200k which a 70s car never made.

Just reminiscing on when I liked working on cars I guess.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:42 PM (5gToQ)

210 and a double post

better not try some italics, might blow out the margins..

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:42 PM (S1Bzr)

211 Is Hammer being half assed?

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:42 PM (FIvdS)

212 What's a 6 pack in metric?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)


Insane. Last time I was in Alberta a six pack of basic beer- Budweiser or Molson Canadian - was $13! Thirteen bucks! It's $5 here in high tax Maryland!

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (WvS3w)

213
The chrono-synclastic infundibula is the best, the west is the best...

Posted by: Malachi Constant at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (qry2M)

214 still trying to wrap my head around that

are we talking Pickett, split-rail, chain-link?Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:41 PM (KCxzN)
More like longsword, backsword, quarterstaff, etc.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (+eQ0e)

215 Colorado Alex @190.
Pity I'm leaving.
Best Italian in the city is Marzanos in Parkland by PLU.
And a very retro hippy craft beer joint just up the street.
Enjoy!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (wrO39)

216 Is Hammer still having a comma? Or has he graduated to the semicolon?
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------------

see 139

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (F2IAQ)

217 "Wouldn't that be a "Royale with cheese"?"




Hmmm.


You may have me there. One's a hamburger made of sawdust and the other is a piece of wood.

Lemme think.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (PJ0WQ)

218 >>>Last time I was there, I recall buying beer at a government store. Am I wrong about that?

That was New Jersey.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (e+1S5)

219 151
The talk about 70s appliances reminded me of this. I have an Oster
Kitchen Center (one of these:
http://thmb.inkfrog.com/thumbn/dcutini/Oster_Kitchen_Center_001.JPG=450).
The thing rocks, it can do everything in the kitchen, from blending to
kneading to mixing to grinding meat. I can even shave ice to make
snowballs. Anyhow, I had all the attachments except the food processor. A
few weeks back I found one for sale at a thrift store with the food
processor. $14 so I bought it. Just the other day I was looking at the
two of them sitting side by side and realized that one is light avocado,
and one is light harvest gold. So now I have to decide which 70s color
scheme fits best in my 21st century kitchen. Hmm.


Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (WvS3w)


For God's sake don't leave them next to each other with the lights off, or you'll find 'em surrounded by little lava lamps in the morning!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (T1005)

220 Time to bed for me, Horde. 5 a.m CDT is going to come way too early. Y'all be good to each other.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread (Peruvia Avengers reject) at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (rJUlF)

221 And the muffler bearing. Don't want that thing going out on you.


Check the clearance on the Cotter bushings. Or just bullet proof the passenger compartment.

Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (u3exG)

222 Sadly, professional association forbade any fraternization.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May

Rules, we don't need no steenking rules

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (U2utM)

223 "
Is Hammer being half assed?"



Hammer don't do "half-assed."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (PJ0WQ)

224 So I heard Dana Loesch tonight. And she mentioned something that I notice and demonstrates the leftist narrative to a T.Its a comparison of Muslims and Transgenders. Bradley Manning is Bradley Manning, yet this traitorous little fruit loop decides he's really a girl his name is Chelsea and all the media lapdogs proceed to start calling him a "her" and calling him Chelsea. Meanwhile you have these muslim converts like the latest idiot "Elton Simpson." The media refers to him as Elton Simpson. Yet you find out that after he became a muslim he took the name "Ibrahim." But do they call him by that? Nope, they use his normal name. Such bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (zt+N6)

225 Good night, CW!!!

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (TEpA2)

226 Tsunami warning for Italian Coast.
Posted by: Boss Moss
----------------

Look for Obama to use that to explain slow economy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (F2IAQ)

227 Well ladies ..anyone checking out the the gowns on display for the MOMA benefit in NYC? The Daily Mail has a constantly updated stream of photos. Some really, really beautiful creations and then there's Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a clown, Beyoncé nearly naked, Jennifer Lopez kind of naked, Kim K not quite naked(beautiful dress though) her mother dressed like a Chinese dragon lady from a 1940's flick and looking like her ex in drag and so on and so on.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (JSovD)

228 G'night Capt'n

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:46 PM (F2IAQ)

229 Adios all, 5 AM for me too. Don't wreck the joint.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:47 PM (ucDmr)

230 Hammer don't do "half-assed"

Me neither

Posted by: monica at May 04, 2015 11:47 PM (W540W)

231 Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2015 11:45 PM (JSovD)



But I'm talking booze prices in Canada...

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (TEpA2)

232 What is weird, when I asked her if she was okay (yes, I am very weird) that is when she lifted her right wing to show me the kitty damage.
Advice?

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 11:09 PM

I don't think that's weird. It have to do w/ tone of voice. That makes huge difference as we try to train our puppy.

Posted by: Farmer at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (o/90i)

233 Once upon a time when I could travel (pre-wife/mortgage), I was in Pentictin BC and they had a drive up liquor store.

so we ordered pints/liters of the local brew.
They came in plastic screw top bottles.
The lovely lass who brought out our order out showed up in a French maid outfit. !!!

I don't know what the alcohol % was but a quart/liter really got to your head.
The light weights passed out after drinking theirs..

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (S1Bzr)

234 Night CW. Take Care!

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (FIvdS)

235 Tuna, I am glad I am skipping all those fashion faux-pas and outright eye-sores.

Dragon lady? So red silk dress, long claws, hair piled to the fair thee well, and streams of smoke from her nose while one hand holds a cigarette in a long holder?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (dDf+N)

236 Last time I was there, I recall buying beer at a government store. Am I wrong about that?

That was New Jersey.
Posted by: DC
--------------

Heh. Budweiser, $0.15/can, at the Beer Hall, Ft. Dix.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:48 PM (F2IAQ)

237 221 And the muffler bearing. Don't want that thing going out on you.


Check the clearance on the Cotter bushings. Or just bullet proof the passenger compartment.
Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 04, 2015 11:44 PM (u3exG)

Blinker fluid and knipler valves

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:49 PM (U2utM)

238
Goodnight good people of the little grey boxes,
the rest of you... Let you entertain me.

Posted by: Malachi Constant at May 04, 2015 11:49 PM (qry2M)

239 Why would Italy get a tsunami warning?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:49 PM (PJ0WQ)

240 Winning entry in the mohammad cartoon contest in Garland TX:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CENpNfLUEAA0zlN.jpg

Posted by: Kristophr at May 04, 2015 11:49 PM (6fIOn)

241 Did Michale Moore do a cannonball in the Bay of Naples?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (dDf+N)

242 Dagwood the Fox.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (MueqE)

243 Cheri - If there are visible wounds, Neosporin. Cream, not ointment. ASAP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (F2IAQ)

244 Last time I was there, I recall buying beer at a government store. Am I wrong about that?
I'm basing this on Ontario but I think it holds true for the other provinces with the exceptions I mention.

Provincial governments have a monopoly on booze sales. (Booze; wine; domestic 6-packs; imported beers.)

The major breweries have a pseudo-governmental deal where they have one retail outlet that does all of the sales as a monopoly (minor craft breweries were finally allowed into this) for all of the brands but in a generic beer store setting; with the brewers including microbrewers selling kegs to bars/pubs but even these are ordered through the beer stores' monopoly. There are provinces where beer (and wine?) is sold in corner stores like Quebec.

Wine is sold in the provincial liquor stores, at the wineries themselves, and sometimes in limited retail settings.

I think Alberta has either allowed private booze stores for all alcohol and gotten rid of the provincial monopoly entirely or have both. I know they do have some private retailers.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (kivUY)

245 New Guinea.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (g7Ibl)

246 The beers in the supermarkets here are reasonable... until you find out they max out at 3.25% or whatever the hell it is.

3.25% is disinfected river water, not beer. I'm sure it's great for ancient Sumerians but I like to think we've grown as a civilisation since then.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (W540W)

247 When was the last time you had the remagulator tested?

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (1KAUL)

248 So now I have to decide which 70s color

scheme fits best in my 21st century kitchen. Hmm.




Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2015 11:30 PM (WvS3w)




Whatever Gingy wants.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (TEpA2)

249 Canadia is fcuked up when it comes to liquor laws, but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (KCxzN)

250 "
Dagwood the Fox."


Heh. Seriously.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (PJ0WQ)

251 Italy got a tsunami warning when the cheese factory went all splodey an shit

Posted by: Dennis at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (FIvdS)

252 >>>Heh. Budweiser, $0.15/can, at the Beer Hall, Ft. Dix.

Aboard base prices don't count. And that was probably before I was born.

To be honest, NJ government liquor stores do have decent prices. Better than I can get here for the most part. I think that's more a supply/demand thing for my town, but I remember the ABC only being like a buck or so more than I paid in MD.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (e+1S5)

253 and since its spring for all you boat mechanics don't forget to check the shoes on the water brakes.

Posted by: Robinson at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (5gToQ)

254 Nite Chavez you workin fool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (U2utM)

255 "but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?"


No. Never near the place. What gives?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:52 PM (PJ0WQ)

256 235
You're close. Check it out. Some of the gowns are quite beautiful though. I can only imagine how much each one costs.

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2015 11:53 PM (JSovD)

257 249: PA is a fucked up place. Like going back in time or some shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 04, 2015 11:53 PM (ucDmr)

258 Make sure you put the Flannel bolt in front to back and don't over torque the damn thing or the whole front end is shot.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)

259 Heh. Budweiser, $0.15/can, at the Beer Hall, Ft. Dix.

Marlboro, $0.15 per pack, on the USS Juneau.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 11:53 PM (W5DcG)

260
Tsunami warning for Italian Coast.

Huh....seriously?

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (MDgS8)

261 >>>but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?"

No. Never near the place. What gives?

It can't be done. You buy the whole case, or you get nothing.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (e+1S5)

262 Canadia is fcuked up when it comes to liquor laws, but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (KCxzN)

I've bought beer in Utah, and the mortified look this suburban housewife gave me and my buddy buying a case or 2 of beer at about noon still freeks me out

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (S1Bzr)

263 Hey-

I've got to call it a night, but can any of you make sure RightWingProf gets a hold of me, probably on Twitter? I want to put his ride up in the sidebar if he's cool with it, but I didn't want to do it without his permission.

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (b2fTX)

264 The High Life stays on the shelf so long here that they clearance it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (g7Ibl)

265 I think Alberta has either allowed private booze
stores for all alcohol and gotten rid of the provincial monopoly
entirely or have both. I know they do have some private retailers.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 11:50 PM (kivUY)


Retailers are all private in Alberta. But I know for wine there are issues. For example, if I'm living in Alberta and want to buy wine from British Columbia, I couldn't have it shipped to me. I'd have to drive to the winery.

It's a federal problem.

Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (TEpA2)

266
249 Canadia is fcuked up when it comes to liquor laws, but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (KCxzN)



The joys of Ohio. Where I live right now the Kroger has a liquor store inside it. But the ultimate is my hometown. Small town with a IGA grocery store. No liquor store inside it, because there is a liquor section, not walled or blocked off in anyway. Pretty much right at the front of the store.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (zt+N6)

267 " don't forget to check the shoes on the water brakes."


Extremely vulnerable part. In the Spring it's a huge problem at the boat shops.

Expect to pay.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:55 PM (PJ0WQ)

268 Long day. Much was accomplished. Garden/lawn/basement and taking down the Christmas lights.

...that's right. I had proverbial "toilet paper on my shoe" until I could reconcile the back injury with the weather.

After a Winter of inaction, I am not able to keep-up with the ONT physically nor mentally.

*sips Budweiser*

I've got two more of these and I'm going to watch baseball until I pass out.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 04, 2015 11:55 PM (16bOT)

269 AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:11 PM (KCxzN)
Do you get wafers with it?

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (MueqE)

270 Canadia is fcuked up when it comes to liquor laws, but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (KCxzN)

*****

Sure. Bought a couple. Just had to go to a fcuking pizza joint to do it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (XrHO0)

271
261 >>>but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?" No. Never near the place. What gives? It can't be done. You buy the whole case, or you get nothing.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM (e+1S5)


People actually buy beer cans in amounts less than a case?

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (zt+N6)

272 And that was probably before I was born.
-------------------

* makes note in DC permanent file*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (F2IAQ)

273
267 " don't forget to check the shoes on the water brakes."


Extremely vulnerable part. In the Spring it's a huge problem at the boat shops.

Expect to pay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:55 PM (PJ0WQ)

Don't even look at the Chinese shit.

Posted by: eman at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (MQEz6)

274 It can't be done. You buy the whole case, or you get nothing.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM


^^This.

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (KCxzN)

275 Meals in molds reminds me of something my mother
used to make, salmon loaf. Canned salmon shaped like a loaf of stale
white bread. Pardon me while I offer up hurl in remembrance.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at May 04, 2015 11:07 PM (FviSe)


Mothers, don't let your salmon loaf. Send it upstream to spawn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 11:57 PM (Jh0nR)

276 " don't forget to check the shoes on the water brakes."

Have them replace the waterline while you are at it.

Posted by: Kristophr at May 04, 2015 11:57 PM (6fIOn)

277 "It can't be done. You buy the whole case, or you get nothing."

So, PA liquor law says you get really fucked up......or not at all.

Sounds good and Christian.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (PJ0WQ)

278 I'll never forget first arriving in Indiana. The liquor was sold in drug stores.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (F2IAQ)

279 >>>* makes note in DC permanent file*

Objection. Non-responsive.

I'll take that to mean I'm right.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (e+1S5)

280 The joys of Ohio. Where I live right now the Kroger has a liquor store inside it. But the ultimate is my hometown. Small town with a IGA grocery store. No liquor store inside it, because there is a liquor section, not walled or blocked off in anyway. Pretty much right at the front of the store.
Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 11:54 PM

Sounds like rural wisconsin

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (U2utM)

281 Looks like that's it for the Rockets tonight

I'll have to scout around for a bag to wear over my head tomorrow

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (W540W)

282 Gray was a CI.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (g7Ibl)

283 Beer in PA...

It's not as bad as it used it be since some grocery stores can now sell the stuff. Some Wegman's and Weis' have better selections than the distributors.

Posted by: Phil at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (39FGM)

284 "Why would Italy get a tsunami warning?"


The only things separating Italy from Japan are the Ghobi desert, the Steppes, the Caucasus mountains, and the Carpathian mountains.

Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 04, 2015 11:59 PM (1deOB)

285 So, PA liquor law says you get really fucked up......or not at all.

Sounds good and Christian.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM


H8ter

Posted by: Rick Santorum at May 04, 2015 11:59 PM (KCxzN)

286 So, PA liquor law says you get really fucked up......or not at all.

Sounds good and Christian.
Posted by: Ricardo
---------------------------

It used to be, that in NC you could not buy anything smaller than a pint of liquor. My old man used to say, "You can't buy just a drink, you have to buy a drunk."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (F2IAQ)

287 You folks do realize, I hope, any beer left overnight will spoil. You must quality any residue the next day it is still drinkable....Al of it. No sampling allowed.

Posted by: Dennis at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (FIvdS)

288 Oh dear gosh hand me the mental floss stat.

Sarah Jessica, no just simply no. Beyonce and Kim, the Chinese sex club called they want the costumes back. Gaga was channeling her inner Malificent it seems. Anne Hathaway looks like she could have stepped out an Egyptian painting from the 18th Dynasty. And J.Lo is looking to audition to be a Hutt's slave girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (dDf+N)

289 If Vesuvius blows, Naples becomes the next Pompeii.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (W540W)

290 If the Alberta election goes to the socialists tomorrow, buy AOP all the beer you can afford.


Posted by: Vendette at May 04, 2015 11:15 PM (TEpA2)


Indeed. I will need something to cry into.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (Jh0nR)

291 "Why would Italy get a tsunami warning?"

Maybe they meant 'spumoni' warning?

Posted by: Adriane the Food Critic ... at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (nSOh+)

292 Whatever Gingy wants.

When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (WvS3w)

293
291 "Why would Italy get a tsunami warning?"

Maybe they meant 'spumoni' warning?
Posted by: Adriane the Food Critic ... at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (nSOh+)

"Attza bigga wave!"

Posted by: eman at May 05, 2015 12:02 AM (MQEz6)

294 Do these muzzle fucks not realize that the two brave muj are dead and didn't kill any one?

They're acting like they're triumphant.

If that's your victory...more please.

Posted by: RWC - team BOHICA at May 05, 2015 12:02 AM (XAFOu)

295 Have them replace the waterline while you are at it.>>>

If you think the water line on a boat is expensive finding a 100' of new shoreline at the marina after a storm is a bitch.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:02 AM (5gToQ)

296 *unstatic*

It is good seeing new monickers around here!

-Good stuff, CraigR. Thanks!

*static*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at May 05, 2015 12:02 AM (16bOT)

297 Maybe the West is different having started out as territories with the exception of B.C. but as far as I know no federal laws apply to alcohol sales in Ontario and Quebec. (I don't know about the Atlantic provinces.) I know the breweries have deals with each other about selling only in their own markets (or used to at least before the big international breweries began buying ours out) which is why we couldn't get Moosehead or Schooner etc. in Ontario once, so maybe there's something similar about wine sales? I don't know if BC wines are sold here (although Okanagan wineries sounds familiar to me) but I'm not a wine drinker to know for sure.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:03 AM (kivUY)

298 Tsunami warning for Italian Coast.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 11:42 PM (g7Ibl)


From all those Libyans jumping in at the same time to swim to Italy?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2015 12:03 AM (7YlUk)

299 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (dDf+N)

Hands Anna some pictures of Erin Grey in Flash Gordon and Claudia Black in FarScape...


Adds some men in kilts just to be safe ...
https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/
2012/12/ec-men-kilts-25.jpg

Posted by: Adriane the Costume Critic ... at May 05, 2015 12:03 AM (nSOh+)

300 >>>When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.he said manfully hiding behind the couch

Fixt to reflect reality.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:04 AM (e+1S5)

301 When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM


& that's where the inter-web net-tubes 'sploded, children, right there...

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 12:04 AM (KCxzN)

302 292
Whatever Gingy wants.

When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.


Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (WvS3w)


Heh. When I start eating the fiancee's cooking, you'll know I'm just about ready for hospice.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 12:04 AM (T1005)

303 Refuses to shift.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (dDf+N)


Not enough vacuum. Send it to Obama to embrace the suck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 12:05 AM (Jh0nR)

304
...they were two feet high, and green, and shaped like plumber's friends.

Their suction cups were on the ground, and their shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky.

At the top of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm.

The creatures were friendly, and they could see in four dimensions.

They pitied Earthlings for being able to see only three.

They had many wonderful things to teach Earthlings about time.

Posted by: Montana Wildhack at May 05, 2015 12:05 AM (qry2M)

305 I'll never forget first arriving in Indiana. The liquor was sold in drug stores.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 11:58 PM (F2IAQ)


But never on Sunday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:05 AM (W5DcG)

306
301 When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM

& that's where the inter-web net-tubes 'sploded, children, right there...
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 12:04 AM (KCxzN)

I bet Gingy thinks he's so adorable when he gets all puffy.

Posted by: eman at May 05, 2015 12:05 AM (MQEz6)

307
heheheh eh heh... "shaft"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at May 05, 2015 12:06 AM (tBSrv)

308 Don't even look at the Chinese shit.


That's all you can find on e-Bay.

Posted by: bergerbilder, resident curmudgeon at May 05, 2015 12:06 AM (1deOB)

309 Mmmm....Erin Grey....

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2015 12:06 AM (MDgS8)

310 heheheh eh heh... "shaft"... heheheh

You damn right!

Posted by: And we can dig it... at May 05, 2015 12:07 AM (nSOh+)

311 Mmmm....Erin Grey....

In the 25th century?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG)

312 When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.


Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (WvS3w)


But she can control a kitchen like nobody's business.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:08 AM (TEpA2)

313 I'm out for the night. Y'all take care!

Posted by: Country Singer at May 05, 2015 12:08 AM (nL0sw)

314 American Guns Paige Wyatt ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595251140029120515

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595251524290252800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595251858005884928

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595252207617847296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595252822104363008

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595253360162263040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/595253910639550465

Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2015 12:08 AM (GrXXa)

315 >>>I bet Gingy thinks he's so adorable when he gets all puffy.

That's hilarious. When Cougar gets mad at me, she puffs out her cheeks. I noticed this and pointed out to her that she was like the puffer fish, trying to appear bigger to scare away predators.

Now it's a running joke, when she gets mad I tell her she's getting all puffy.

Of course, we don't fight much, because I'm pretty awesome.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:09 AM (e+1S5)

316 :-( <-- My illegal depiction of Mohamed, because according to moslems and CNN, I'm not allowed.

Posted by: People Corp at May 05, 2015 12:09 AM (TzeLs)

317 They came in plastic screw top bottles.
Microbreweries sold their beer in Ontario that way too when they first began starting up. I think they're all sold in large glass bottles now instead.

They used to have quart bottles in bars too when I was young. And the beer jugs I used to consume held about 3.5 legal pints as I did the math once using the scientific method of pouring out a full pint and finishing the entire glass before refilling it. If it was a place that knew you and you weren't a PITA, they'd let you buy a jug for yourself but the Ontario law actually says that jugs can only be sold to two or more individuals. Also from my lost youth.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:09 AM (kivUY)

318 Refuses to shift.




Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2015 11:25 PM (dDf+N) >>>

Was your question real earlier? I just responded with an offhand remark thinking it was a joke. If it's real I may be able to come up with a better response.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:09 AM (5gToQ)

319 Didn't know Erin Grey was in Flash Gordon...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (W540W)

320 Indeed. I will need something to cry into.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (Jh0nR)


If the socialists win, and 3 months later their polling numbers are in the toilet, it won't matter, because they're around until 2020.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (TEpA2)

321
315 >>>I bet Gingy thinks he's so adorable when he gets all puffy. That's hilarious. When Cougar gets mad at me, she puffs out her cheeks. I noticed this and pointed out to her that she was like the puffer fish, trying to appear bigger to scare away predators. Now it's a running joke, when she gets mad I tell her she's getting all puffy. Of course, we don't fight much, because I'm pretty awesome.
Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:09 AM (e+1S5)


So you're saying she looks like Ashley Judd. That's cruel man.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)

322 Must be coming on mating time. We had a big Tom all fanned out and strutting his stuff in the back yard today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (F2IAQ)

323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g5YNPzr8NM
WHATEVER gingy wants..

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (qry2M)

324 If someone wants a gorgeous Chinese style dress to knock socks off that doesn't cost the yearly salary of the average American worker -

http://tinyurl.com/m63l5vm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (dDf+N)

325 This won't end well:

NYPD Retraining Focuses On Sweet Talking Arrestees Into Handcuffs...

http://tinyurl.com/m9qlpbs

Posted by: The Sweettalking Hat at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)

326
heheheh eh heheh... he said "jugs"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at May 05, 2015 12:11 AM (tBSrv)

327 when I was a teenager, Ornella Muti could probably have sweet talked me into handcuffs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2015 12:11 AM (W540W)

328 OK, I'm out...

but I don't want to be a responsible adult anymore...

The "responsible adult" bell rings in five & a half hours.

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 05, 2015 12:11 AM (KCxzN)

329 Robinson, its a real question because it is a real problem with those transmissions. AoP could be correct with his answer. Or the micro-switch has fried.

Adrianne, thanks for the rescue.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 12:12 AM (dDf+N)

330 If the socialists win, and 3 months later their polling numbers are in the toilet, it won't matter, because they're around until 2020.
Yeah, just like with Wynne dyke here. (Or Boob Rae too for that matter way back when.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:12 AM (kivUY)

331 301 When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.



Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM





This means you're an appliance, right????

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:12 AM (TEpA2)

332 Insane. Last time I was in Alberta a six pack of
basic beer- Budweiser or Molson Canadian - was $13! Thirteen bucks! It's
$5 here in high tax Maryland!


Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2015 11:43 PM (WvS3w)


Got to pay for that "free" health care somehow, eh? You think booze is bad, try tobacco.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 12:12 AM (Jh0nR)

333 >>>So you're saying she looks like Ashley Judd. That's cruel man.

Heh. More like Marisa Hargitay.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:13 AM (e+1S5)

334 Yeah, just like with Wynne dyke here. (Or Boob Rae too for that matter way back when.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:12 AM (kivUY)



But...but...they won't be like the socialists in Ontario!!!

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:13 AM (TEpA2)

335 There's nothing wrong with yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater

When the damn theater is on fire

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:13 AM (W5DcG)

336 Or Mariska. Whatever.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:14 AM (e+1S5)

337 320
Indeed. I will need something to cry into.




Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (Jh0nR)


If
the socialists win, and 3 months later their polling numbers are in the
toilet, it won't matter, because they're around until 2020.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:10 AM (TEpA2)


Sounds sorta like the GOP.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 12:14 AM (T1005)

338 You think booze is bad, try tobacco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------

Implies that a lot of cigarette bootlegging might be going on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:14 AM (F2IAQ)

339
when I was a teenager, Ornella Muti could probably have sweet talked me into handcuffs

heh...

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2015 12:15 AM (MDgS8)

340 There's one dick (bitch?) in the comments at SDA making that argument about the NDP in Alta. and whoever the woman is who's their leader. Dumbass.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:15 AM (kivUY)

341 Doesn't Canada have those places where there are a lot of tall woody things with lots of leaves?

I'd be surprised if there wasn't a moon shine industry

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2015 12:15 AM (W540W)

342 Death Sheep - we used to have these undead critters in the game for amusement.

Posted by: Zombie Gary Gygax at May 05, 2015 12:16 AM (L23oi)

343
In the 25th century?


That century would work too.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (MDgS8)

344 Yeah. In Ontario the (native) Indians smuggle their tax-free smokes out to Chinese gangs to sell, in Toronto at least. They probably have other backdoor dealers like just ordinary bar owners outside of Toronto.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (kivUY)

345 A gallon of beer is only worth about a pound of grain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (g7Ibl)

346 Got to pay for that "free" health care somehow, eh? You think booze is bad, try tobacco.

When I first started going up there I smoked and it was like, $8, $9 a pack, and each pack had cool pictures of diseased lungs and decayed faces on it. Down here we were paying about $4, but no pictures . I don't wanna know what cigs cost up there now, since they're approaching that $8 figure down here..

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (WvS3w)

347
Didn't know Erin Grey was in Flash Gordon...

Oh yes....yes she was.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2015 12:18 AM (MDgS8)

348 Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (WvS3w)

cigarettes are cheaper in canada than in many new england states.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:18 AM (AkOaV)

349 I think you can get smuggled U.S. smokes in Chinatown too (probably through the Indians too) but I'm not a smoker so it's nothing I ever did myself.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:18 AM (kivUY)

350
Time to get the Toy out of storage--tomorrow or Thursday likely.

The SUV has grown a cracked exhaust manifold, I might just put headers on it this year,instead of replacing the broken part. I found a muffler shop with a pipe bender that they'll let me use since nobody sells dual exhaust systems for the thing.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 05, 2015 12:19 AM (jeCnD)

351 Seattle passed a $15-per-hour minimum wage law. The full $15 won't be right away, it will be 2 to 7 years from now, but the effects are already being felt.

"The Confectional" cheescake shop converts one location to catering-only, no retail sales.
http://bit.ly/1R8kwsL

Zpizza closes.
http://bit.ly/1Qa1roD

But according to this, who cares if Zpizza closes, lots of new restaurants are opening up and maybe the pizza wasn't that great anyway.
http://bit.ly/1KIwc0W

I know progressives love "nuance" so here's the nuance: the owner of Zpizza didn't wait around to see how bad it would get; she had a lease and had a specific window in which she could exit the lease or stay in it. She ran the numbers and chose to exit. So progressives are claiming that her shop's pizza wasn't that great anyway, plus they can claim that she didn't actually "know" that the business would become unprofitable.

Posted by: mr_jack at May 05, 2015 12:19 AM (M59SC)

352 last time I was in canada, I paid about $7.50 USD for a pack of pall malls (which were really good, way better than ours). Cost about $8 in my state.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:19 AM (AkOaV)

353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko0JC9UN5PU

In fact I wish you would

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 12:19 AM (qry2M)

354 I think beer is cheaper in Canada than Austrailia

A friend said he paid $20 for a sixer of Carona every Friday

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 12:20 AM (S1Bzr)

355 Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 12:20 AM (S1Bzr)

Australia is famous for expensive beer.

I don't think beer is outrageous in Canada. More expensive than the US, but not ridiculous.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:21 AM (AkOaV)

356 Night all.

Here is "Satan's Trampoline" by Lawnmower Deth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBKWUkMEMto

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 05, 2015 12:21 AM (7YlUk)

357 Canadian lore is always interesting. Lyrics to 'Four Rode By', by Ian Tyson, recounting an interesting incident:
http://tinyurl.com/nkljxrx


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:21 AM (F2IAQ)

358 292 Whatever Gingy wants.

When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.
Posted by: Weirddave at May

May I suggest an 8 day 24/7 vacation with your spousal unit to work these things out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 12:22 AM (U2utM)

359 Oh look! It's so cute! I need to get one of these as a pet....





http://tinyurl.com/preplr3
Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 11:20 PM (nL0sw)


What the Hell is that, and how much fire and holy water is required to kill it?
fnkcig thing looks like a leech and spits Ice-9.

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 12:22 AM (t//F+)

360 Squirm was the only one that was on MST3K?! *throws lamp and shoots the TV*

Posted by: CraigR3521 at May 05, 2015 12:22 AM (FCVK5)

361 Robinson, its a real question because it is a real problem with those
transmissions. AoP could be correct with his answer. Or the micro-switch
has fried.>>>

On that aged car AoP likely has the best answer if the symptom faded to not shifting. Vacuum lines tend to get worse over time without a violent shock. A micro switch will generally be a digital failure. Linkages etc can be wear items that cause problems that are cheap to fix and will show both slow fade and digital failure.

Probably not much help but I fell bad I ignored the original question.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:22 AM (5gToQ)

362 #347: Her wikipedia page says nothing about that. The closest thing it mentions is her role as Colonel Wilma Deering on the Buck Rogers TV show from around the same time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:23 AM (a5m3K)

363 Slap/Cold Beer.....


If you're still lurking, then shoot me an email. Addy in nic.

Got a .JPG you're gonna want for your files.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2015 12:23 AM (RzZOc)

364 Oh, and I tried salmon mousse once.

It didn't really hold like I wanted it to and it made my head smell fishy.


Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 12:23 AM (t//F+)

365 Hey, where all da wide wimmen at?

Posted by: The Most Interesting Chubby Chaser In The World at May 05, 2015 12:24 AM (2AlPN)

366 i'm glad I quit smoking in 1984. Smokes are crazy expensive now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:24 AM (W5DcG)

367 Oh, and I tried salmon mousse once.

It didn't really hold like I wanted it to and it made my head smell fishy.

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 12:23 AM (t//F+)


*smiles*

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZYIyySxPE

Posted by: Death at May 05, 2015 12:25 AM (7YlUk)

368 slaters.... people of the internet

Posted by: I'm a drinker, not a thinker at May 05, 2015 12:26 AM (S1Bzr)

369 Smokes Taxes are crazy expensive now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

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Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:26 AM (F2IAQ)

370 My oldest brother was in Lausanne, Switzerland in the 1970s with his exchange student host and it was something like $13 for a tiny draught beer glass. Their dates smuggled some of the glasses out for them and we use them for wine glasses! One of them was for Hacker-Pschorr beer. I can't recall the other one that was broken a few years ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (kivUY)

371 Oh, and I tried salmon mousse once.

Sounds like something Mister Jinx would want.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (W5DcG)

372 363
Slap/Cold Beer.....





If you're still lurking, then shoot me an email. Addy in nic.



Got a .JPG you're gonna want for your files.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2015 12:23 AM (RzZOc)


I can relay.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (T1005)

373 Beer used to be cheaper. Now, at pubs and gigs and whatnot, a schooner of beer costs the same as a shot of liquor and mixer. It's a no brainer... rum me, barkeep.

Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (tBSrv)

374 What's a 6 pack in metric?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 04, 2015 11:17 PM (U2utM)


*Counts on fingers* *makes hash-marks on paper*

110?

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (t//F+)

375
Smokes Taxes are crazy expensive now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

----
Edited


This^^^^.

The "Do What We Want" tax.

Posted by: eleven at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (MDgS8)

376 #370 Addendum: at a fancy disco not a regular bar.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:27 AM (kivUY)

377 Thank you for the awesome ONT Craig!!!!!

Posted by: ginaswo at May 05, 2015 12:28 AM (2EgyQ)

378 346 Got to pay for that "free" health care somehow, eh? You think booze is bad, try tobacco.

When I first started going up there I smoked and it was like, $8, $9 a pack, and each pack had cool pictures of diseased lungs and decayed faces on it. Down here we were paying about $4, but no pictures . I don't wanna know what cigs cost up there now, since they're approaching that $8 figure down here..
Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:17 AM (WvS3w

My first pack of smokes was .48 cents. 7 oz tap beer was .25 cents. Gallon of leaded gas was .30 cents. Could fuel up a 64 LeSabre pretty cheap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 12:28 AM (U2utM)

379 Smokes Taxes are crazy expensive now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

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Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:26 AM (F2IAQ)


That's quite true.
The actual product is rather inexpensive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:29 AM (W5DcG)

380 last time I was in canada, I paid about $7.50 USD for a pack of pall malls (which were really good, way better than ours). Cost about $8 in my state.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:19 AM (AkOaV)

****

I pay just less than $3.00/pack here in GA for them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 05, 2015 12:29 AM (XrHO0)

381 Grow your own tobacco and roll your own = no problem. Stuff grows like a weed, actually true.

Posted by: stonecutter at May 05, 2015 12:30 AM (hV6hk)

382 There's one dick (bitch?) in the comments at SDA
making that argument about the NDP in Alta. and whoever the woman is
who's their leader. Dumbass.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:15 AM (kivUY)


The SDA (Small Dead Animals) types can be overly optimistic. The NDP leader, Rachel Notley, is the daughter of a former NDP leader. What's interesting up in Alberta is that it's very dynastic. Alberta has been around since 1905 and there have been 4 parties in power. The last time there was a change of party was 1971.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:30 AM (TEpA2)

383 Got to pay for that "free" health care somehow, eh?

Isn't that what all the value added taxes are for in Europe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:30 AM (W5DcG)

384 Drudge has a headline up of 20% of jobs in Baltimore being Government. The dirty little secret is that the Black middle-class, to the extent that there is one, is almost entirely the result of Government.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 12:30 AM (8zCR+)

385
Smokes Taxes are crazy expensive now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.



----

Edited>>>

Copehagen snuff used to cost 50 cents a tin in 1975. It now costs $8 a tin. Yeah I don't think the cost of the tobacco or it's popularity are the reason for the jump in price.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:31 AM (5gToQ)

386 The dirty little secret is that the Black middle-class, to the extent that there is one, is almost entirely the result of Government.

Shh! Too much truth! Race baiting!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 05, 2015 12:32 AM (AVEe1)

387 Whatever Gingy wants.

When Gingy starts to do the cooking, she'll get a say in the kitchen appliances.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:00 AM (WvS3w)

Heh. When I start eating the fiancee's cooking, you'll know I'm just about ready for hospice.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 12:04 AM (T1005)

I'm lucky, wife's a great cook. She tried that chicken mentioned in the last food thread, w/ flavored butter under the skin and sliced potatoes underneath...OMG...too good, well and heart clogging.

Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 12:33 AM (o/90i)

388 Black middle-class, to the extent that there is one, is almost entirely the result of Government.

That's why we'll always have the post office.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:33 AM (W5DcG)

389 Good night, time to scribble some.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 05, 2015 12:34 AM (dDf+N)

390 I remember three women in the 1980 Flash Gordon movie. Melody Anderson, of course, who played Dale Arden. Then there was Ornela Muti, who played Princess Aura. Based on the mention of Erin Gray being in that movie, I thought she might've been the third woman, a Ming loyalist who I remember working her charms on Klytus. But, a quick Wikipedia search reveals that that character (General Kala) was played by Mariangela Melato.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:35 AM (a5m3K)

391 From The Examiner:

"Since the death of Freddie Gray the media and liberals have been blaming racism and no money or jobs for the riots in Baltimore. The Obama administration and Democratically-controlled Congress made a huge investment into Baltimore, appropriating $1,831,768,487 though the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA), commonly known as the stimulus.The city of Baltimore received over $1.8 billion from President Barack Obama’s stimulus law, including $467.1 million to invest in education and $26.5 million for crime prevention, reports Right Wing News on Monday. So, here's the $64,000 question. What happened to that money?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:35 AM (F2IAQ)

392 I don't think the NDP will be a 25-plus-year dynasty in Alberta though, Vendette, as I'm sure they'll wipe out the economy quickly just like Boob did in Ontario. And they don't have an economy like Manitoba's or NDP Sask.'s to live that way when they were used to living well during the oil boom years.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:36 AM (kivUY)

393 Good night, time to scribble some.
Posted by: Anna
--
Oxford Rules!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:36 AM (F2IAQ)

394 That's why we'll always have the post office.>>>

How did they distill and send the "going Postal" to Baltimore?

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:36 AM (5gToQ)

395 #384 Yep!
Tobacco has really pretty flowers, by the way - neat plant.

Posted by: stonecutter at May 05, 2015 12:36 AM (hV6hk)

396 Hey everybody.

Don't mean to antagonize the new guest blogger, but why oh why is he linking to Dangerous Minds? I've seen that blog, its writer(s) are just another bunch of hateful stalinist lefties.

In the meantime, LOLing over some ads for the LATimes in my Twitter newsfeed. "Subscribe today! You'll get last week's news sometime in the next few days, plus lots of liberal twaddle!!" Ugh. (Seriously, they still have no editorial up re Garland.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 05, 2015 12:37 AM (elbY7)

397 #340: IMO, "dick" is no longer a gender-specific term. A woman can certainly be a dick, or an asshole, just like how a man can now be a bitch or a slut.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:37 AM (a5m3K)

398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZSvgVz_0F0
Who's a lady writer?

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 12:37 AM (qry2M)

399 Good night, Anna! Pleasant writings!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:38 AM (a5m3K)

400 I don't think the NDP will be a 25-plus-year dynasty
in Alberta though, Vendette, as I'm sure they'll wipe out the economy
quickly just like Boob did in Ontario. And they don't have an economy
like Manitoba's or NDP Sask.'s to live that way when they were used to
living well during the oil boom years.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:36 AM (kivUY)


But unless Notley has a lick of sense it will be a long, and damaging, 5 years before the voters can throw them out.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:38 AM (TEpA2)

401 Tobacco has really pretty flowers, by the way - neat plant.
Posted by: stonecutter
-------------------------
Yeah, but they have to be 'topped', i.e., the blooms broken off. I did a lot of that as a kid. Nasty job.

I've picked tobaaco, topped tobacco, tied tobacco, and put it up in barns..

The fragrance, btw, of a tobacco barn (where it is flue-cured) is ambrosia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 12:40 AM (F2IAQ)

402 Too late for me now. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 05, 2015 12:41 AM (kivUY)

403 Just put the news that Grace Lee Whitney died in the sidebar, now I'm off to bed. G'nite all.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 05, 2015 12:41 AM (WvS3w)

404 346 Got to pay for that "free" health care somehow, eh? You think booze is bad, try tobacco.


Well, cigarettes and tobacco are responsible for 90% of all health costs.

Posted by: Liberal scold at May 05, 2015 12:42 AM (1deOB)

405 well liberals slap a 40% + tax on cigarettes to discourage people from smoking.

Although, they also slap a 40% + tax on income, and say only RWNJs would say it discourages work, so who knows?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:42 AM (AkOaV)

406 RIP, Yeoman Rand.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:43 AM (a5m3K)

407 Time for the old folk. This place is way too addictive, plus I like most all of you.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 05, 2015 12:43 AM (jeCnD)

408 Good night, IG!

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:43 AM (TEpA2)

409 I roll my own cigarettes. You can buy "fine cut pipe tobacco" without the cigarette tobacco taxes. Plus tubes w/ filters and an electronic cigarette packing machine. Machine costs $120.

Cigarettes work out to be about $1 for 20. (so around $1 a pack). Seems reasonable.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 05, 2015 12:43 AM (AkOaV)

410 Good night, Iron Grampa!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 12:44 AM (a5m3K)

411 >>>Copehagen snuff used to cost 50 cents a tin in 1975. It now costs $8 a tin. Yeah I don't think the cost of the tobacco or it's popularity are the reason for the jump in price.

Holy crap. I'd quit at that price. I pay $9.03 for three cans of Skoal at the Wally World.

Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:44 AM (e+1S5)

412 Posted by: DC in River City at May 05, 2015 12:44 AM (e+1S5)



*Waves at DC*

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:45 AM (TEpA2)

413 The kids aren't all right.

Posted by: Who ? at May 05, 2015 12:45 AM (W5DcG)

414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
Don't be down
arrivederci.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 12:45 AM (qry2M)

415 Posted by: Who ? at May 05, 2015 12:45 AM (W5DcG)



Don't start.

Posted by: First base at May 05, 2015 12:46 AM (TEpA2)

416 harvest gold.

My first dishes were Corning Harvest Gold from the BX at Loring in 75. Still have some of the serving pieces.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 05, 2015 12:46 AM (brIR5)

417 Good night, IW!

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 12:47 AM (TEpA2)

418 Are Dixie Cups racist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:48 AM (W5DcG)

419
Goodnight Vendette.
I'll see you in my dreams.

Posted by: Ira Weatheral at May 05, 2015 12:48 AM (qry2M)

420 Don't start.

I don't mind.

Posted by: Other guys dancing with my girl at May 05, 2015 12:49 AM (UVfht)

421 I think that Carly is pretty well positioned to be POTUS, and that she might well deserve it. But she will never be. Fate is saying, "NOPE". I'm not happy about that. But fate is what it is. We're not going to have Hillary, nor are we going to have Carly. We're not going to have a woman president this time. And it's too bad. Carly could have been a good one.

Hillary was always a clown. (and of course that's what the TWANLOC's cling to).

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (F78YM)

422 Time for the old folk. This place is way too addictive, plus I like most all of you.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 05, 2015 12:43 AM

Same here IG. I've got a long work day ahead, maybe 12 hours.

Not usual, I couldn't do those long days all the time like when I was younger.

Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (o/90i)

423 Cigarettes work out to be about $1 for 20. (so around $1 a pack). Seems reasonable."


What brand Tobac do you buy? I usually buy the cheapest available. $10.99 for a 16oz bag of High Card.

I'm thinking around 50cent a pack for me.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (C8x6r)

424 We still use some poppy red Club aluminum pots we bought when we got married 40 yrs ago.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2015 12:52 AM (1deOB)

425 Holy crap. I'd quit at that price. I pay $9.03 for three cans of Skoal at the Wally World.>>>

I go through a tin and a half a week. Started with snuff and never could get a taste for Skoal or any other non fermented chew. Quit for 10 yrs but started up again figuring why the hell do I want to give up a simple pleasure to live longer in this world with the left in charge.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:52 AM (5gToQ)

426 Hillary was always a clown. (and of course that's what the TWANLOC's cling to).
Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (F78YM)


You mean a clown, like, in the sense of John Wayne Gacey?

Posted by: Phil at May 05, 2015 12:54 AM (39FGM)

427 Did you know there is an ACA premium attached to all new commercial and residential electric service replacement or install now?

Sneaky bastards buried taxes for that shit everywhere.

Posted by: Garrett at May 05, 2015 12:55 AM (1KAUL)

428 I've got to say that I'm deeply disappointed with Mary Catherine Ham tonight. Am I alone? How could she, really?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 12:56 AM (F78YM)

429 Are Dixie Cups racist?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 05, 2015 12:48 AM (W5DcG)


I dunno, but I don't understand why you can't buy a single Solo cup

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 12:57 AM (t//F+)

430
I've got to say that I'm deeply disappointed with Mary Catherine Ham tonight. Am I alone? How could she, really?>>>

Did she wear a puffy coat tonight on TV?

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 12:58 AM (5gToQ)

431 Yeoman Rand? Oh no!

I can't be getting that old. Man, did I have a 10 year old's crush on her.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 05, 2015 01:01 AM (sH832)

432 428 I've got to say that I'm deeply disappointed with Mary Catherine Ham tonight. Am I alone? How could she, really?
Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 12:56 AM (F78YM)

She fall in love with Malor?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:02 AM (U2utM)

433 Mary Catherine Ham is a traitor, she's revealed herself to be a TWANLOC. I'm crushed, I always favored her, liked her, and promoted her. But it turns out she's a gay activist.

Sorry I'm not getting that funky butt love, Mary. Sorry, I'm not appreciating that assault against the traditional social compacts that formed the basis of human society for 4,000 years, in order to create a progtard "New World Order".

Screw you to hell, Mary Catherine Ham, traitor. You teased me for a while, now you're exposed as another GOP traitor.

You suck, Mary Catherine Ham.

Pox upon you.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:02 AM (F78YM)

434 Must say good nite Morons.
Ain't feeling well. You folks all be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:03 AM (U2utM)

435 Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:02 AM (F78YM)




Care to explain?

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 01:04 AM (TEpA2)

436 Good night, MH!!!

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 01:05 AM (TEpA2)

437 She fall in love with Malor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May

Damn I was close

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:05 AM (U2utM)

438 Must say good nite Morons.
Ain't feeling well. You folks all be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:03 AM

Get a good rest and feel better.
T

Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 01:06 AM (o/90i)

439 G'night MH

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 01:06 AM (F2IAQ)

440 Yes, Vendette, look at her new book.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:06 AM (F78YM)

441
421 I think that Carly is pretty well positioned to be POTUS, and that she might well deserve it. But she will never be. Fate is saying, "NOPE". I'm not happy about that. But fate is what it is. We're not going to have Hillary, nor are we going to have Carly. We're not going to have a woman president this time. And it's too bad. Carly could have been a good one. Hillary was always a clown. (and of course that's what the TWANLOC's cling to).
Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (F78YM)


She could do for the US what she did for HP!

Make it worse.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 01:07 AM (zt+N6)

442 Not usual, I couldn't do those long days all the time like when I was younger.
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (o/90i)

Hoser. Just keep the rich people happy, peace of prune cake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:08 AM (U2utM)

443 No CGI anime girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKG9v7W08uA

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 01:09 AM (t//F+)

444 My inner Gladys Kracitz wants to know about MKH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:10 AM (U2utM)

445 She could do for the US what she did for HP!



Make it worse.>>>

Were departments at HP rioting and burning other departments? If not making it worse is a stretch.

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 01:10 AM (5gToQ)

446 Not usual, I couldn't do those long days all the time like when I was younger.
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 12:50 AM (o/90i)

Hoser. Just keep the rich people happy, peace of prune cake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:08 AM

LMAO, why am I not surprised at your response? Hope you feel better tomorrow. Hell, I hope I do too.

Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2015 01:14 AM (o/90i)

447 Yes, Vendette, look at her new book.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:06 AM (F78YM)


I'll say right now that I don't know enough about her book to respond. Therefore I won't.

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 01:14 AM (TEpA2)

448 I thought it was pretty well known that Mary Katharine Ham was a phony conservative. Just someone playing a part for money.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 01:15 AM (8zCR+)

449 I'm out. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at May 05, 2015 01:17 AM (TEpA2)

450 Just who is Mary Katherine Ham? Why is she famous or infamous? Short version please.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 01:21 AM (C8x6r)

451
Another Mary Matalin?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 01:22 AM (Ng9V+)

452 Our problem is that we are WAY, WAY, WAY to nice.

Considering the outrages thrust upon us, outrages such as Obamacare, crazy crazy tax codes, incredible debt service, foolhardy foreign policy, full-on abdication of the rule of law on our borders, and now full-on abdication of the rule of law in our cities, I ask you what can become of us?

We're not doing anything about the whole scale abandonment of the US government when it fails to perform its essential purpose such as border protection.

We are standing around watching the destruction of this country and the abandonment of not only the rule of law but of the US Constitution.

Wake up. Buy a gun. Get ready.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:22 AM (F78YM)

453 MKH is a fiscal and free speech kind of conservative.

Traditional values and a solid grasp of why those values still are important in today's world?

Not so much.

And with that, I'm off to the snoozer. Been a long day, and longer day tomorrow awaits.

Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2015 01:25 AM (RzZOc)

454 "Another Mary Matalin?"

I am familiar with her. Used to listen to her radio show years and years ago. Married Carville? Then no more show.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 01:26 AM (C8x6r)

455 Cowboy,

You're preaching to the choir here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 01:26 AM (OsWis)

456 niters Jim : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 01:26 AM (OsWis)

457 Just who is Mary Katherine Ham? Why is she famous or infamous? Short version please.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 01:21 AM (C8x6r)


Commentator on Fox, ostensibly conservative but reliably "progressive."

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 01:27 AM (8zCR+)

458 I can still dream of this happening here.

http://tinyurl.com/qcudfyd

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 01:27 AM (C8x6r)

459 Nite all
Gotta go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, back home at May 05, 2015 01:28 AM (U2utM)

460 @457

I quit watching Fox after they shit canned E.D. Hill.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 01:28 AM (C8x6r)

461 I have been a huge fan of Mary Catherine Ham for years. I've totally been in her fan-camp and one of her promoters.

Not now.

She's dead to me. She burned me. Screw her.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:29 AM (F78YM)

462 433
Mary Catherine Ham is a traitor, she's revealed herself to be a TWANLOC.
I'm crushed, I always favored her, liked her, and promoted her. But it
turns out she's a gay activist.



Sorry I'm not getting that funky butt love, Mary. Sorry, I'm not
appreciating that assault against the traditional social compacts that
formed the basis of human society for 4,000 years, in order to create a
progtard "New World Order".



Screw you to hell, Mary Catherine Ham, traitor. You teased me for a while, now you're exposed as another GOP traitor.



You suck, Mary Catherine Ham.



Pox upon you.



Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:02 AM (F78YM)


Oh, please -- you can't write a book with a gay guy? Even if you're firmly straight (or "strictly dickly", as I've heard it said)? And if you do, you're suddenly a "gay activist"?

This sounds like shit-stirring.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:29 AM (T1005)

463 Oh, please -- you can't write a book with a gay guy?>>>

Could be worse the guy could have been black!

/s

Posted by: Robinson at May 05, 2015 01:35 AM (5gToQ)

464 Love Bill Tapley, aka Third Eagle. He's a regular on Chris Rosebrough's discernment podcast Fighting for the Faith. Numerology is his thing, as well as his mad Casio skillz.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 01:35 AM (cIoI4)

465 270 Canadia is fcuked up when it comes to liquor laws, but have you ever tried to buy a six-pack in Pennsylvania?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2015 11:51 PM (KCxzN)

*****

Sure. Bought a couple. Just had to go to a fcuking pizza joint to do it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at May 04, 2015 11:56 PM (XrHO0)



Or a bar. Easy peasy.

Once I was in Rhode Island and went into a bar to buy a six pack. The bartender looked at me like I had three heads.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

466 Oh yeah, cthulhu, that's all she did. She just wrote a book with a gay guy, who cares??

That gay guy has used that platform as a launch platform. He immediately used it to promote the gay agenda, that's what he did.

It ain't shit-stirring, unless you count the proclivity of gay men to well, stir each other's shit. literally.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:37 AM (F78YM)

467 We can have a reasoned discussion about where she has failed to maintain conservative philosophies (AKA classical liberalism, product of the Enlightenment, the stuff our country was founded with....) or we can have a round of "shun the non-believer" ( http://tinyurl.com/ow6d3gs ) and point fingers at her first book written with a pervert homo.




So far, I'm not getting a good feeling about this.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)

468 Hey let's all go out and kiss gays and throw flowers at gays and just have peace and love and all society would be well to just have peace and love and caring and THINK ABOUT THE PUPPIES! Yeah! OMG! So OMG, so GAY! It's so all wonderful, it's so ALL GAY! Wonderful! Gay!

It's just love. It's just puddle wonderful. And we're taking your heartfelt religious institutions away from you, and you will thank us. AND, we are redefining everything you foolishly thought you knew about human relationships, and you will thank us for it.

And, haha, we're only 1% of the population. but we got you by the balls. And you can do nothing about it. You're losers.

We laugh at your face. Breeders. haha.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:44 AM (F78YM)

469 Yeah, well,

Shit-stirring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1OmZbZPRDc

Posted by: kindltot at May 05, 2015 01:45 AM (t//F+)

470 And, haha, we're only 1% of the population. but we got you by the balls. And you can do nothing about it. You're losers.



We laugh at your face. Breeders. haha.



Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:44 AM (F78YM)


You know, Cowboy, if you just dropped it down a cog, and explained, briefly and cogently, who the gay guy that wrote the book with MKH is, and what the book's about, and why it represents treason on the part of MKH to be a part of it, you just might get a sympathetic hearing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:47 AM (Jh0nR)

471 So far, I'm not getting a good feeling about this.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:41 AM (T1005)

My problems with MCH have nothing to do with her writing a book with a pervert.




Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 01:48 AM (8zCR+)

472 Cat pictured was a calico, therefore it's female.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 01:48 AM (XrHO0)

473 You know, Cowboy, if you just dropped it down a cog, and explained, briefly and cogently, who the gay guy that wrote the book with MKH is, and what the book's about, and why it represents treason on the part of MKH to be a part of it, you just might get a sympathetic hearing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:47 AM (Jh0nR)


Since fromabroad isn't dropping turds in this thread like the thread that was about this today, probably not.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 01:48 AM (zt+N6)

474 cm9000, it tolls for thee

Posted by: For Whom The Barrel Tolls at May 05, 2015 01:49 AM (2XMpf)

Posted by: For Whom The Barrel Tolls at May 05, 2015 01:49 AM (2XMpf)

476 466
Oh yeah, cthulhu, that's all she did. She just wrote a book with a gay guy, who cares??



That gay guy has used that platform as a launch platform. He immediately used it to promote the gay agenda, that's what he did.



It ain't shit-stirring, unless you count the proclivity of gay men to well, stir each other's shit. literally.





Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 01:37 AM (F78YM)



Cite it, line by line, chapter and verse, or you're just engaging in bullshit "smears by association". There's plenty of room for people to be damned; there's plenty of room to call out traitors -- but there's no reason whatsoever to be ramrodded into this crap with no evidence. Cite a specific statement that would be objectionable, provide a way to establish that MKH is actually attached to it, and I'll consider it more than flatulence. Better yet, put forth the real effort that I'd do with it and email her to see if she defends it.

Honest to God, you look at The Federalist Papers, and you look at today's "icky-girl cuddled up with nasty-perv to say hateful things about cool peeps" and it makes you wonder if they didn't quadruple the lead standards in drinking water in the 60s instead of slashing them.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:49 AM (T1005)

477 Wow! First barreling on the ONT in a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 01:50 AM (F2IAQ)

478 Wow! First barreling on the ONT in a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 01:50 AM (F2IAQ)


Yeah, and that was so close I could smell the ozone. Or whatever it is in there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (Jh0nR)

479 yeah I don't see the big deal about writing a book with a gay guy.

in fact, isn't the whole premise of the book that liberals are just as bigoted as the manner that they imagine conservatives to be by excluding everyone else who isn't in their "in" tribe of progressivism?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (2XMpf)

480
Yeah, and that was so close I could smell the ozone. Or whatever it is in there.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (Jh0nR)

it's not ozone

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 01:53 AM (2XMpf)

481 The good news is that we seem to be attracting a better quality of trolls. The bad news is that we still haven't cracked the "fact-based" level.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:53 AM (T1005)

482 Yeah, and that was so close I could smell the ozone. Or whatever it is in there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------

Yeah, when you've heard the whine of shrapnel cut by your ear, you remember it. Kinda visceral.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 01:54 AM (F2IAQ)

483 2:00 a.m., here.
Time for a wrap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 05, 2015 01:56 AM (F2IAQ)

484 in fact, isn't the whole premise of the book that
liberals are just as bigoted as the manner that they imagine
conservatives to be by excluding everyone else who isn't in their "in"
tribe of progressivism?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (2XMpf)


Well, I was asking Cowboy to try to explain what it's all about. At my level of understanding, some tart that I don't watch on TV wrote a book with some poofter I never heard of, and I'm supposed to think it's the end of Western Civilization?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Jh0nR)

485
He's right; MK Ham is full of shit. She doesn't believe a thing she's says.

At best, MK Ham is a Republican. She's no conservative. But she's a good TV Republican, which is exactly what I think she's aiming to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Ng9V+)

486 479
yeah I don't see the big deal about writing a book with a gay guy.

in
fact, isn't the whole premise of the book that liberals are just as
bigoted as the manner that they imagine conservatives to be by excluding
everyone else who isn't in their "in" tribe of progressivism?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (2XMpf)


I might feel different if I had something to work with....I'm not an "MKH, right or wrong" partisan. But that is seriously weak-ass tea. The thesis, as stated in the title, seems strong enough. And I'm getting seriously annoyed at every drive-by asshole trying to pull my strings over shit I could care less about.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 01:58 AM (T1005)

487 and how are you doing tonight cthulhu? how are the tentacles and how is the Elder-Goddess-To-Be?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:00 AM (2XMpf)

488 At best, MK Ham is a Republican. She's no conservative. But she's a good TV Republican, which is exactly what I think she's aiming to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Ng9V+)


Well, seeing as I don't own a TV, and I'm in Canada to boot, it's all inside baseball to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:01 AM (Jh0nR)

489 Cowboy better be careful. Sometimes Gabe still does post here. And there are gay commenters. If he's not careful he might catch the ghey cooties.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 02:01 AM (zt+N6)

490
Republicans: Center
Democrats: Left of Center
Progressive Democrats: Far Left
Conservatives: Right of Center

We have no Far Right. So as you can see the political spectrum in this country is limited chiefly to the Center and Left of Center.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:01 AM (Ng9V+)

491
Well, seeing as I don't own a TV, and I'm in Canada to boot, it's all inside hockey to me.


fixed it for ya

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:02 AM (2XMpf)

492 484
in fact, isn't the whole premise of the book that

liberals are just as bigoted as the manner that they imagine

conservatives to be by excluding everyone else who isn't in their "in"

tribe of progressivism?




Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 01:52 AM (2XMpf)


Well,
I was asking Cowboy to try to explain what it's all about. At my level
of understanding, some tart that I don't watch on TV wrote a book with
some poofter I never heard of, and I'm supposed to think it's the end of
Western Civilization?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Jh0nR)


She's done good work in the past -- http://tinyurl.com/pmfasvb -- but, yeah.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:02 AM (T1005)

493 Politics aside, Mary Katherine Ham > Kate Upton.

https://tinyurl.com/p5hs7yr

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:03 AM (sdi6R)

494 485


He's right; MK Ham is full of shit. She doesn't believe a thing she's says.



At best, MK Ham is a Republican. She's no conservative. But she's a good TV Republican, which is exactly what I think she's aiming to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Ng9V+)


Ahem......

Evidence, links, reasoning, non-flatulence?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:03 AM (T1005)

495 493
Politics aside, Mary Katherine Ham > Kate Upton.



https://tinyurl.com/p5hs7yr

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:03 AM (sdi6R)

naww MKH is more MILFy, Kate Upton is more College Coed Hottie

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:04 AM (2XMpf)

496 He's right; MK Ham is full of shit. She doesn't believe a thing she's says.



At best, MK Ham is a Republican. She's no conservative. But she's a good TV Republican, which is exactly what I think she's aiming to be.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 01:57 AM (Ng9V+)


You are spot on in that she doesn't believe a thing she says. That she is paired with Juan Williams proves it is an inside joke.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 02:04 AM (8zCR+)

497 That's a fair appeal, cthulhu, But you fundamentally misunderstand. I was pretty simple and clear in why I call Mary Catherine Ham a TWANLOC. She's a traitor who presented for years as conservative then turned kissy-kissy with a gay man who has taken the cover she game him to advance the cause of mutually condemning conservatives who don't embrace homosexuality.

My charges don't need your approval. I have no interest in proving them to you, either. You're a stupid, clueless dick, if you ask me, who is way over his (or her, or it's) head.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:04 AM (F78YM)

498 487
and how are you doing tonight cthulhu? how are the tentacles and how is the Elder-Goddess-To-Be?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:00 AM (2XMpf)


The fiancee is asleep, as usual. The tentacles are more agitated than they should be.....tomorrow should be busy.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:05 AM (T1005)

499 Someone should have quit drinking about 4 hours ago I think.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 02:06 AM (zt+N6)

500 Cowboy,

Go fuck yourself.

You just stepped on your own dick here, dumbass.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:06 AM (OsWis)

501 Bit of a personal rant:

So one of the sites I use to review from is having a little trouble.

And by 'little trouble" I mean that the talk about plagiarism that have floated for a while (and no, I found _that_ out later, guess that'll learn me to search online for reputations first) wasn't limited to just one or two contributors who wrote infrequently.

Apparently the site owner and chief contributor has been busted as having a number of reviews (I read at least 40, haven't confirmed how many) with large amounts of text directly lifted from other writers-including the kind of places that might have an interest in legally stomping on a roach.

Life hack tip: It is 2015- If you lift something whole cloth it is easy to enter that into a search engine to check and find the original source. Don't do it.

So now I'm reading condemnations of him and very loose accusations at the others who wrote there. Yay for guilt by association.

Not shockingly the site is now 'under maintenance' and down and the Twitter account vanished which all seem like signs the guy realizes he is done. Had my own run in with him in late '12 over something that had me feeling he wasn't on the up and up (well that and him sending me a link to a pirate site to watch movies at to review for his site) but I am surprised he was this stupid, not thinking it would catch up to him.

And probably the nail in his professional relationship is when one of his current writers contacted him as this was breaking and he blew her off saying all he ever wanted from the site when he made it was free movies- which of course said writers was so pissed about that they shared on a You-Tube video including the text of the conversation.

And another life hack tip: Things in writing mean to be private don't always stay that way- if nothing else learn that from Hillary's actions in e-mailing.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:06 AM (Lqb+9)

502 to advance the cause of mutually condemning conservatives who don't embrace homosexuality.

where precisely does she do this? just by writing a book? or in the words that she wrote?


look I know almost nothing about MKH either way but IMO it takes more than just writing a book with a gay guy before it means she's become a total lib squish.


and also the gay guy is also a conservative, can't a ghey be conservative too? i mean, that is kind of the point of the book

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:07 AM (2XMpf)

503 Republicans: Center

Democrats: Left of Center

Progressive Democrats: Far Left

Conservatives: Right of Center



We have no Far Right. So as you can see the political spectrum in
this country is limited chiefly to the Center and Left of Center.





Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:01 AM (Ng9V+)


Yep, that much is quite familiar to me. Canada is similar, in that the "right-wing" Conservatives are really a centrist party. I have heard of MKH before, and know she is a pundit/talking head, but that is the limit of my knowledge of her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:07 AM (Jh0nR)

504 Point of clarification:

What the deuce is a TWANLOC?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:08 AM (b2cFu)

505 The fiancee is asleep, as usual. The tentacles are more agitated than they should be.....tomorrow should be busy.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:05 AM (T1005)


why, what's going on?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:08 AM (2XMpf)

506 Conservative men often feel constrained by PC rules not to act like men in certain situations.

Liberal men can pay lip service to those rules while still hitting on women in inappropriate situations.

A lot of conservative women thus end up sort of being pushed into dating liberal men.

I sort of consider it a sacred duty to be a conservative horndog, at least online. It's harder in real life.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:08 AM (a5m3K)

507 Those who are no longer our countrymen.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:09 AM (OsWis)

508
Opposing obama's awful policies doesn't make one a conservative, btw. Moreover, agreeing with Bush's policies doesn't make one a conservative.

For a long time, for most of us, the above has been our litmus test. It's a flawed litmus test for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:09 AM (Ng9V+)

509 And probably the nail in his professional relationship is when one of
his current writers contacted him as this was breaking and he blew her
off saying all he ever wanted from the site when he made it was free
movies-


ha you've got to be kidding, right?

it's not like you can't get free movies anyway without going through the trouble of starting your own web site

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:10 AM (2XMpf)

510
https://tinyurl.com/p5hs7yr

My god, the size of those teeth!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 05, 2015 02:11 AM (+eQ0e)

511

AOP:

MKH is a frequent writer at Hot Air and Townhall.


Posted by: Arbalest at May 05, 2015 02:11 AM (FlRtG)

512 We had rehearsal tonight for tomorrow's big Freightliner event at Hoover Dam. I can't say exactly what is being announced but if you go to YouTube and watch 'Humans Need not Apply,' you'll get an idea. Some people will be voicing great unhappiness at this announcement on Wednesday.

Anyway, using the dam as a mammoth video projection screen is pretty dang cool. And of course they made a last minute request to add WiFi coverage to places they didn't specify previously. Fortunately, there are some unused fiber strands we'll be able to use.

Posted by: epobirs at May 05, 2015 02:12 AM (b3LAC)

513 MKH is a frequent writer at Hot Air and Townhall.







Posted by: Arbalest at May 05, 2015 02:11 AM (FlRtG)


Aha! That explains her obscurity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:12 AM (Jh0nR)

514 504 Point of clarification:

What the deuce is a TWANLOC?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:08 AM (b2cFu)

507 Those who are no longer our countrymen.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:09 AM (OsWis)



Coined by the great Subotai Bahadur, who is a regular commenter at Belmont Club, and has been known to comment here occasionally.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:12 AM (sdi6R)

515 MKH has also been a guest on the Podcast twice? if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:13 AM (b2cFu)

516 Moreover, agreeing with Bush's policies doesn't make one a conservative.

It makes one a compassionate conservative. Are you an un-compassionate conservative, it that it? You just want people to die?

Right wing nutter.

Er, I mean donate to the Karl Rove pac for victory!

Posted by: Rarl Kove at May 05, 2015 02:13 AM (Lqb+9)

517
MK Ham's rise to fame was she's a good writer and can come up with good zingers from time to time. She chose her niche and ran with it.

People read her stuff and agree with the text -- thus she cultivated an audience.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:14 AM (Ng9V+)

518 Real compassion is leaving people alone to live their lives in peace, IMO.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:14 AM (a5m3K)

519 #517: Her being cute has something to do with it, too.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:15 AM (a5m3K)

520 497
That's a fair appeal, cthulhu, But you fundamentally misunderstand. I
was pretty simple and clear in why I call Mary Catherine Ham a TWANLOC.
She's a traitor who presented for years as conservative then turned
kissy-kissy with a gay man who has taken the cover she game him to
advance the cause of mutually condemning conservatives who don't embrace
homosexuality.



My charges don't need your approval. I have no interest in proving
them to you, either. You're a stupid, clueless dick, if you ask me, who
is way over his (or her, or it's) head.





Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:04 AM (F78YM)


1. You can't seem to spell her name right -- are you an imbecile?
2. You state, "cover she game him" -- errr, never mind about #1.
3. Why the hell should I even begin to conceive of her slightest predisposition toward the merest inclination "to
advance the cause" when this is put forth by someone who CAN'T SPELL HER NAME RIGHT or TYPE A SENTENCE IN STANDARD ENGLISH?
4. ...and subsequently melts down in a bunch of ad hominem gibberish.
*shakes head sadly* Used to be, there was some intellect on the left. Six years of Obama has rotted that to shit.





Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (T1005)

521 I'm happy to see Ashe Schow rising to prominence, as she's both very cute and very conservative.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (a5m3K)

522 it's not like you can't get free movies anyway without going through the trouble of starting your own web site
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:10 AM (2XMpf)

But he liked getting retail copies, often early.

Plus he was treated with some respect by company heads. So he got an ego fluff along with the movies including sometimes being quoted on advertisements for the film by those companies.

So ego stroke plus free stuff lead to greed and laziness.

In many ways, isn't this also the story of...

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (Lqb+9)

523 I am so glad I know nothing about this subject. I am going to keep it that way. That is my way of Dissenting.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:18 AM (C8x6r)

524
Ham was a guest on The View at least once that I saw. She did a good job. She was firm and the other hags were polite to her. The regular "conservative" on The View now is awful.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:18 AM (Ng9V+)

525 510
https://tinyurl.com/p5hs7yr

My god, the size of those teeth!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 05, 2015 02:11 AM (+eQ0e)



*fantasizes about those teeth*


...Sorry. You were saying?

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:18 AM (sdi6R)

526 518
Real compassion is leaving people alone to live their lives in peace, IMO.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:14 AM (a5m3K)

But then how could we boss people around and 'improve' them?
Real compassion is ordering other people around!

Posted by: Nanny Stater at May 05, 2015 02:19 AM (2XMpf)

527 Take the trailing "o" off the meals in molds link it's just:

...34213/

Otherwise it goes to some turn of the century devil drawings that look boring. I can't post the full uri because of the Ace annoying long string thing.

Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:19 AM (qifmL)

528 So ego stroke plus free stuff lead to greed and laziness.

In many ways, isn't this also the story of...

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (Lqb+9)


Since it concerns plagiarism: Joe Biden.

Posted by: buzzion at May 05, 2015 02:19 AM (zt+N6)

529 Whether or not there is a far-right depends in part on whether or not you accept media/leftist definitions.

Tea Party and SoCons are far right according to them.

Though from my perspective as a true right-winger, I'm not sure what others mean by far right. I suppose I would consider myself one depending on where we set the Overton Window--I hold to old-school 19th century mainline Protestantism social beliefs (excepting women's rights) and Coolidge-esque budgetary policy. I believe the federal gov't budget should be about 80% Defense spending, and that there should be a line item every year for paying down the national debt. I'm pretty sure that makes me extreme compared to almost any Demo-rat and the GOPe. Here in the horde, it probably puts me slightly right of center.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:20 AM (b2cFu)

530 Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (Lqb+9)


well if he was directing you to pirate sites then I guess the whole 'free legit advance retail copies' strategy wasn't working...

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:21 AM (2XMpf)

531 MKH has always been a phony conservative, think a latter day Mary Matalin.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 02:22 AM (8zCR+)

532 Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (T1005)


Obviously, dropping it down a cog isn't in his playbook. He went from hyperventilating to downright spittle-flecked foaming at the mouth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:22 AM (Jh0nR)

533 514
504 Point of clarification:



What the deuce is a TWANLOC?



Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:08 AM (b2cFu)



507 Those who are no longer our countrymen.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:09 AM (OsWis)





Coined by the great Subotai Bahadur, who is a regular commenter at
Belmont Club, and has been known to comment here occasionally.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:12 AM (sdi6R)


Another thumbs-up for Subotai Bahadur. Agree or disagree, ignore at your peril.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:22 AM (T1005)

534
Let me wrap up by saying this: These last 6 years of obama have opened my eyes to a lot of things that should have been obvious to me long ago. I was a fool on many things.

For instance, I learned that most Republicans in Congress and most "conservative" opinionators (whom I used to look to for guidance and analysis) Do Not Really Care that obama is in power. They're gonna roll with whoever is in charge and their number one priority is Themselves.

*btw, I don't believe Rush falls into the category above. Rush is the real deal -- he really cares -- I believe. I could be wrong, though. Same for Mark Levin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:23 AM (Ng9V+)

535 #529: You're such a RINO.

I'm kidding; I actually like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:23 AM (a5m3K)

536 519
#517: Her being cute has something to do with it, too.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:15 AM (a5m3K)


This is certainly evident.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:23 AM (T1005)

537 Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:06 AM

What was the site?

Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 02:26 AM (tBSrv)

538 Hey Cowboy, any chance you live a few miles north of Omaha? You remind me of someone from many a year ago.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:26 AM (C8x6r)

539
Michael Smerconish is a good example of a fake Conservative. But most fakes are far more subtle than Smerconish.

Smerconish gets called in to CNN regularly to be the Conservative Who Agrees With obama. The act would be comical if it wasn't presented on a legit news outlet watched by millions of Dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 02:28 AM (Ng9V+)

540 531
MKH has always been a phony conservative, think a latter day Mary Matalin.


Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 02:22 AM (8zCR+)


At a certain point, you may want to consider that advancing unsupported statements merely makes you look like an idiot.

Back 'em up with chapter and verse, or just keep 'em to yourself.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:28 AM (T1005)

541 521 I'm happy to see Ashe Schow rising to prominence, as she's both very cute and very conservative.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM


I would like to see her moderate a debate between the (D) and the (R)

Posted by: exhippie at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (j1BO3)

542 Mary Catherine Ham was great force, once upon a time. I was her advocate.

No, I did not "step on my dick".

She's thrown in with the Gay-Palooza.

You doubt it?

She threw in her formerly solid creds, and ones which have been increasingly questionable if you've bothered to follow her over the past year (as I, as her fan, have).

She's turned. She's put out a book now that has been orchestrated to gain publicity through gay politics.

If you dispute any of the above, you're a damned liar.

Mary Catherine, it was good to have known you, you profoundly beautiful woman.

I'm sad you chose to stab us in the back.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (F78YM)

543 532
Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:17 AM (T1005)


Obviously,
dropping it down a cog isn't in his playbook. He went from
hyperventilating to downright spittle-flecked foaming at the mouth.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:22 AM (Jh0nR)


Thing is, I'll give facts a full hearing -- but I'll dismiss unsupported crap as bullshit.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (T1005)

544 I'd try the beef one with the olives. It might be tasty. I remember these but never ever had an aspic. Anything with tuna i gelatin is just wrong though.

After college I lived with a Russian Jew who'd girlfriend use to stay with us. She brought out this really nice looking jello one day that was all purple. Just before I dug in she mentioned it was made with beats and carp. I threw up a little in my mouth.



Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:32 AM (qifmL)

545 What was the site?
Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 02:26 AM (tBSrv)

I'd rather not say *just* yet. I don't believe there is a good answer for what happened but I want to wait just a bit before completely burying it by name.

Just in case there is a chance that facts change I don't want to be stuck using the sock of ABC's Brian Ross non mockingly.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:35 AM (Lqb+9)

546 542
Mary Catherine Ham was great force, once upon a time. I was her advocate.



No, I did not "step on my dick".



She's thrown in with the Gay-Palooza.



You doubt it?



She threw in her formerly solid creds, and ones which have been
increasingly questionable if you've bothered to follow her over the past
year (as I, as her fan, have).



She's turned. She's put out a book now that has been orchestrated to gain publicity through gay politics.



If you dispute any of the above, you're a damned liar.



Mary Catherine, it was good to have known you, you profoundly beautiful woman.



I'm sad you chose to stab us in the back.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (F78YM)


Yeah, buddy -- big fan. Her middle initial is "K".

You're looking like you've got the Dain Bramage. Time to slink off and let someone less embarrassed do the AoSHQ shift. Hope your check from Soros clears!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:36 AM (T1005)

547 542 Mary Catherine Ham was great force, once upon a time. I was her advocate.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (F78YM)



I don't have any great affection for her, other than the fact that she's gorgeous.

But why do you insist on spelling her name wrong?

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:36 AM (sdi6R)

548 #541: That would be cool!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:38 AM (a5m3K)

549 547
542 Mary Catherine Ham was great force, once upon a time. I was her advocate.



Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:30 AM (F78YM)





I don't have any great affection for her, other than the fact that she's gorgeous.



But why do you insist on spelling her name wrong?

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:36 AM (sdi6R)


'Cause that's the way it's spelled in his briefing book. Which tells you which organization he draws a paycheck from....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:38 AM (T1005)

550 The marvelous thing with olives, if you can swing it, is eating them in hand with an actual "sardine". That was something to me, at least. Tasted amazing. I suppose that was the Mediterranean taste that put Rome on the map! It was really good.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:38 AM (F78YM)

551 But why do you insist on spelling her name wrong?

Speling is a two-el of pay-tree-ark-ale oppressions.

Posted by: No dictionaries, No peace!!!! at May 05, 2015 02:39 AM (nSOh+)

552 Just before I dug in she mentioned it was made with beats and carp. I threw up a little in my mouth.





Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:32 AM (qifmL)


Carp jello is fine if it's made with 4/4 beats, but the 6/8 ones are just gross.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:39 AM (Jh0nR)

553 Olives and Sardines my great grandfather would have loved. I don't think I could swing it.

Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:40 AM (qifmL)

554 "Carp jello is fine if it's made with 4/4 beats, but the 6/8 ones are just gross."

I prefer Trout Bread, dripping with melted mayo.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:41 AM (C8x6r)

555 552
Just before I dug in she mentioned it was made with beats and carp. I threw up a little in my mouth.







Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:32 AM (qifmL)


Carp jello is fine if it's made with 4/4 beats, but the 6/8 ones are just gross.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:39 AM (Jh0nR)


6/8s give you the marches....but it could be worse -- with 5/4s , you develop an extra leg.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:41 AM (T1005)

556 Carp jello is fine if it's made with 4/4 beats, but the 6/8 ones are just gross.

Double time waltz. What a philistine!

Wait a minuet, Phil is a friend of mine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 02:41 AM (nSOh+)

557 She threw the carp head in the garbage to simmer for a day. It's surprising how fast a carp head decays.

Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:41 AM (qifmL)

558 Double time swing damn it.

Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:42 AM (qifmL)

559 I prefer Trout Bread, dripping with melted mayo.


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:41 AM (C8x6r)


Don't make me link Trout Mask Replica, by Captain Beefheart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:42 AM (Jh0nR)

560 You're Sousa friend, Adriane!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:42 AM (a5m3K)

561 At a certain point, you may want to consider that advancing unsupported statements merely makes you look like an idiot.

Back 'em up with chapter and verse, or just keep 'em to yourself.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:28 AM (T1005)


What did I say that was unsupported?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 02:43 AM (8zCR+)

562 Hey Kids


beautiful night in the hinterlands. should be dark in about 30-40 minutes.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 02:43 AM (iRJ+A)

563 It's late and Jameson doesn't make me spell any better.

Posted by: bestie21 at May 05, 2015 02:44 AM (qifmL)

564 Give it up you losers. If the best case you got is that I misspelled her name, then here's this:

Mary Katherine Ham

You happy now?

Did you even know who she was before today (unlike me, assholes)?


Bring it.

I'm laughing my ass off if that's the best you got.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:44 AM (F78YM)

565 Seen on Twitter- Trending: "What is 'Star Wars Day' and why is it on May 4? - CNN.com"

...

....

Shocking it isn't a VOX explains. Thought they'd probably talk about why Spock was so popular in the franchise.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 02:44 AM (Lqb+9)

566 You're Sousa friend, Adriane!

Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:42 AM (a5m3K)


Thanks! PW ... Somebody give that man a phone! Somebody give me a cheeseburger ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 02:46 AM (nSOh+)

567 #564: Uh, we've pretty much all been paying attention to her for years, and known how her name is spelled the whole time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:46 AM (a5m3K)

568 Why is the Argument Clinic sketch from Monty Python going through my head?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:47 AM (Jh0nR)

569 Sometimes with a good home made Trout Bread, never ever get the store bought stuff, its horrible, you just have to smother it with a tangy Horse Radish Sauce and top it off with a couple of Chocolate covered truffles.


Ummmm............

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:47 AM (C8x6r)

570 Dammit Cowboy!

You forgot about my 5:00 rimjob!

My asshole isn't going to clean itself.

Posted by: Mr. Poo Poo at May 05, 2015 02:47 AM (OsWis)

571 Male supporters of Mary Catherine Ham, why do you like to smoke dick so much?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:48 AM (F78YM)

572 564
Did you even know who she was before today (unlike me, assholes)?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:44 AM (F78YM)



Well, yeah. She's been around for years.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:48 AM (sdi6R)

573 Why is the Argument Clinic sketch from Monty Python going through my head?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:47 AM


I've already told you once.

Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 02:48 AM (tBSrv)

574 Sometimes with a good home made Trout Bread, never
ever get the store bought stuff, its horrible, you just have to smother
it with a tangy Horse Radish Sauce and top it off with a couple of
Chocolate covered truffles.


Ummmm............


Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:47 AM (C8x6r)


I'm partial to flounder flapjacks, myself.

Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at May 05, 2015 02:49 AM (Jh0nR)

575 So, Cowboy, are you gonna tell us all about Anne Colter's views now?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:50 AM (a5m3K)

576 I've already told you once.

Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 02:48 AM (tBSrv)


(obligatory) No you didn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 02:50 AM (Jh0nR)

577 571 Male supporters of Mary Catherine Ham, why do you like to smoke dick so much?

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:48 AM (F78YM)



Are you saying she's a tranny?

'Cause that would destroy my world.

Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (sdi6R)

578 nothing like a little Perch Souffle for snacking

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (2XMpf)

579 Paging Dr. Dunning and Dr. Kruger to the ONT...your effect is loose and needs to be contained.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (b2cFu)

580 Cowboy,

Seems to me that you're the resident expert on pole-smoking.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (OsWis)

581 Bring it.

I'm laughing my ass off if that's the best you got.


Who gives a shit? Laugh like a hyena for all I care ...

Posted by: Adriane the Crocuta Crocuta Critic ... at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (nSOh+)

582 Apparently not. Apparently Ham hasn't been around for years, because I was asked to explain who she was. Then I was attacked for not properly knowing that. So, all you tools who have made an issue of that are clearly fatuous and craven.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:52 AM (F78YM)

583 Are you saying she's a tranny?

'Cause that would destroy my world.
Posted by: rickl at May 05, 2015 02:51 AM (sdi6R)

It is traumatic, I can attest.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at May 05, 2015 02:53 AM (Lqb+9)

584 561
At a certain point, you may want to consider that advancing unsupported statements merely makes you look like an idiot.

Back 'em up with chapter and verse, or just keep 'em to yourself.




Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:28 AM (T1005)

What did I say that was unsupported?




Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 02:43 AM (8zCR+)



'Cause you can't be bothered -- @384, @448, @457, @457, @496, @531....not a single reference to anything factual -- and, I might add, a bunch of stuff that was probably bullshit.

"Mary Katharine Ham was a phony conservative. Just someone playing a part for money." "You are spot on in that she doesn't believe a thing she says. That
she is paired with Juan Williams proves it is an inside joke." "MKH has always been a phony conservative, think a latter day Mary Matalin."

You haven't substantiated a single slander against her in this thread, yet have spewed vitriol a half-dozen times. Quote it and source it, asshole -- or fuck off and be damned. I'm tired of you asswipes.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:53 AM (T1005)

585 It is traumatic, I can attest.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (UVfht)

586 #582: Because we know how her name is spelled?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (a5m3K)

587 Farcical aquatic ceremonies are no basis for a system of government!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Python monticus Critic ... at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (nSOh+)

588 Oh sweet monkey Jesus, must we, like our leftist brethren enemies, resort to teh gay insinuations? Even if funny, it does lend credence to the "anti-gay" bullsh*t claims...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (b2cFu)

589 cooth,

Newsletter?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (OsWis)

590 Cthulhu, I've rarely seen you this agitated. Anyone have a small civilization to sacrifice to appease the Elder God?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:55 AM (b2cFu)

591 "tell us all about Anne Colter's views now?"


Shes a chubby chaser?

Posted by: Da joisey beach ball at May 05, 2015 02:55 AM (C8x6r)

592 564
Give it up you losers. If the best case you got is that I misspelled her name, then here's this:



Mary Katherine Ham



You happy now?



Did you even know who she was before today (unlike me, assholes)?





Bring it.



I'm laughing my ass off if that's the best you got.



Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:44 AM (F78YM)


Yay! You can learn!!!

We don't have the paychecks, 'cause there's far less opportunity for graft.....but we accept reformed sinners. Come on over -- we have cookies!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:56 AM (T1005)

593 Would Dearborn, MI suffice?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:56 AM (OsWis)

594 Oh, boo hoo hoo. If you support what Mary Catherine Ham did here with her latest book, you're crazy. Go ahead, support the gay agenda. Go on, revel in the glory of what you have wrought upon civil society, and regale upon the day when you promoted it. Go on.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (F78YM)

595 Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:52 AM (F78YM)

yep. ain't got nuttin' and got plenty of it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Null Set Critic ... at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (nSOh+)

596 What exactly are you alleging that MKH did with her latest book?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (2XMpf)

597 Come on over -- we have cookies!

Yeah... about that... I kinda got the munchies and well...

Sorry?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (UVfht)

598 Cowboy, you might want to quit wasting your time bickering with us and get back to your work selling Marry Cay cosmetics.

After all, you'll need every dollar you can get once Obamanomics really start kicking in.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 02:58 AM (a5m3K)

599 Holy shit,

I just read that spew, and the voice of the old woman in The Princess Bride came to mind.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:58 AM (OsWis)

600 **** moves deftly to the side and keeps back against wall ***

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 02:58 AM (iRJ+A)

601 I think the charge, such as it is, is that MKH is a shill in service of the Progressive LGBTQWERTY Mafia?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:58 AM (b2cFu)

602 Please, go on, cthulhu and SMFH! Please, entertain us about the sunny future around the corner, as we are led to it by our gay masters!

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:59 AM (F78YM)

603 "Flounder Flapjacks"

I Loled.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 02:59 AM (C8x6r)

604 And why am I here when I should be grading exams?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:59 AM (2XMpf)

605 604 And why am I here when I should be grading exams?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:59 AM (2XMpf)

Because your tab at Applebee's is closed?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 03:00 AM (b2cFu)

606 **** moves deftly to the side and keeps back against wall ***
Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 02:58 AM (iRJ+A)

Or you could climb up on the Hobo hunting stands for safety. Luckily there are plenty around.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 03:00 AM (Lqb+9)

607 You haven't substantiated a single slander against
her in this thread, yet have spewed vitriol a half-dozen times. Quote it
and source it, asshole -- or fuck off and be damned. I'm tired of you
asswipes.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 02:53 AM (T1005)


By their works you will know them. I know a phony when I see them. MKH fits the bill.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:00 AM (8zCR+)

608 And why am I here when I should be grading exams?

'Cause this place is like a virtual Applebee's. Not sure how, but it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:01 AM (UVfht)

609 Dude,

You're drunk and stupid right now.

Usually, I would be more than happy to verbally tear you a new asshole, but I understand you're frustrated and you feel a need to lash out.

But this is the wrong motherfucking place to do so.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 03:02 AM (OsWis)

610 And why am I here when I should be grading exams?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:59 AM (2XMpf)

Because watching train wrecks with friends is fun?

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 03:02 AM (Lqb+9)

611 Because your tab at Applebee's is closed?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 03:00 AM (b2cFu)


closer to the truth than you might know

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:03 AM (2XMpf)

612 589
cooth,



Newsletter?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 02:54 AM (OsWis)


Hello, sweetie!!!!

Sometimes, you gotta channel your inner Breitbart. And, damn, don't it feel good to do it one-millionth as well as he could [I still can't believe he took over Anthony Weiner's press conference without awesomesauce exploding out his ears].

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:03 AM (T1005)

613 Interestingly, Promothonry Warbler, I used to work in a burger joint in Dallas back in my youth, and we sold our grease to Mary Kay, who by the way was the most purposely consipicuous contributor to our chuch (Prestonwood Baptist).

It was all kind of sick, in hindsight.

But not as sick as these assholes' embrace of sodomy.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:04 AM (F78YM)

614 BTW Cowboy,

Why the fuck aren't you rending your clothes and wailing pitieously on a gay blog? They're the ones who would most benefit from your concern.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 03:04 AM (OsWis)

615 Hi Adriane,


how are things? or should I wait to ask until the arguing with idiots hour has passed?

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (iRJ+A)

616 What exactly are you alleging that MKH did with her latest book?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (2XMpf)


He seems to be unable to articulate that, despite being asked, nicely, several times. Near as I can tell, she contracted ghey cooties or something.

I am no fan of the "gay agenda" which is really the fascist Left agenda, as applied to/by gay commies. And I am completely indifferent to MKH beyond knowing she's a TV personality/writer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (Jh0nR)

617 Since I am so disinterested in this, I thought I would see if I could find anything. Here is the publishers comments about MKH's new Book.

http://tinyurl.com/ljsnoj8

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (C8x6r)

618 590
Cthulhu, I've rarely seen you this agitated. Anyone have a small civilization to sacrifice to appease the Elder God?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 02:55 AM (b2cFu)


I have to do labs for my annual physical. It's displacement for my phobia. But I'm on a roll.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (T1005)

619 I can sort of understand the sentiment that MKH is no longer really a conservative, because she married a liberal man and has been influenced in her views by him.

So, we have to make sure Ashe Schow marries a conservative man. I offer myself as tribute.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (a5m3K)

620 Because watching train wrecks with friends is fun?

Why, yes, it is!

https://youtu.be/HMxJtMoTnx8 (SFW)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (UVfht)

621 heya cooth : )

That was an awesome moment.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (OsWis)

622 I used to work in a burger joint in Dallas back in my youth, and we sold our grease to Mary Kay,


But what did Mary Kay do with the burger grease?


Could it be..... SODOMY?????????????

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (2XMpf)

623 600 **** moves deftly to the side and keeps back against wall ***

And it's up against the wall, Redneck Mother!

twang, twang, twilla, twilla, twang ....

Mother who has raised a son so well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (nSOh+)

624 Just for the record, after viewing pics of the Lady in question, I have no opinion at all about her physical appearance.

To each their own.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:07 AM (C8x6r)

625 594
Oh, boo hoo hoo. If you support what Mary Catherine Ham did here with
her latest book, you're crazy. Go ahead, support the gay agenda. Go on,
revel in the glory of what you have wrought upon civil society, and
regale upon the day when you promoted it. Go on.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (F78YM)


You got the spelling @564. Are you a conglomerate of synthetic trolls that don't learn from post-to-post???

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:07 AM (T1005)

626 623
600 **** moves deftly to the side and keeps back against wall ***



And it's up against the wall, Redneck Mother!



twang, twang, twilla, twilla, twang ....



Mother who has raised a son so well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (nSOh+)

====he's 34 and drinkin' in a honky tonk .....

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:08 AM (iRJ+A)

627 'Cause this place is like a virtual Applebee's. Not sure how, but it is.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:01 AM (UVfht)


at least with this place, the Internet works, when Pixy feeds the gerbils.
at Applebee's, I pay for my beer, and nevertheless their WiFi didn't work for a good 2 weeks

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:08 AM (2XMpf)

628 SMFH, I made a mistake of coming out here and expressing my opinion, only to be encountered by bullies like you.

Who I will fight to my death.

So, it's on. Bitch.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:09 AM (F78YM)

629 A late nite troll?

How original.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 03:09 AM (pbY3m)

630 Holy shit.

Posted by: otho at May 05, 2015 03:10 AM (tBSrv)

631 Eat a balls, Cowboy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 03:10 AM (a5m3K)

632 Look you people.

If you mean to suggest that I now embrace the gay agenda because I wrote a book with a gay guy and/or because there are bootleg copies of home video of me making out with my college roommate when we were drunk, then I am here to tell you that all of those rumors are completely false. And if you do come across one of those tapes, I would kindly ask that you destroy it. Thank you.

Posted by: Mary Katherine Ham at May 05, 2015 03:10 AM (2XMpf)

633 Cowboy is definitely Bi-Polar.

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:11 AM (C8x6r)

634 at least with this place, the Internet works, when Pixy feeds the gerbils.
at Applebee's, I pay for my beer, and nevertheless their WiFi didn't work for a good 2 weeks


Bad news, the beer tap here hasn't worked in years. I think the gerbils chewed through the lines for a drink and nobody's ever fixed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:11 AM (UVfht)

635 LMAO!

That's supposed to scare me?

Really?

Go away, little boy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 03:11 AM (OsWis)

636 jc at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (iRJ+A)

Late spring cold. Could probably eat pickled carp and beat mousse cause I can't taste a thing.

Need to dig out some bermuda and replace it was low grow gamma seeds.

Need to get the a/c cleaned up for the summer but then peaceful rains kicked in and brought the temp down for a few more days ...

Recused a lizard form the cat...

The usual.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:11 AM (nSOh+)

637 Look you people.

If you mean to suggest that I now embrace the gay agenda because I wrote a book with a gay guy and/or because there are bootleg copies of home video of me making out with my college roommate when we were drunk, then I am here to tell you that all of those rumors are completely false. And if you do come across one of those tapes, I would kindly ask that you destroy it. Thank you.
Posted by: Mary Katherine Ham at May 05, 2015 03:10 AM (2XMpf)

Will do.

Repeatedly watching videotapes does still destroy them, right? It has been a while since I used a VCR last.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 03:12 AM (Lqb+9)

638 I'm not a fan of mocking MKH. She has been great in the past. She's deeply wrong this time, tho.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:13 AM (F78YM)

639
Well this is great. An argument over some paid shill that no one here knows personally.

Go to fucking sleep. You're all getting mouthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 03:13 AM (Ng9V+)

640 Brokeback Cowboy is butthurt.


And yes, Cowboy has now become an official troll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (Jh0nR)

641 How things be in the great white norther than that ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (nSOh+)

642
And Robin Williams can go horsefuck, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (Ng9V+)

643 I don't intend to scare you, SMFH, you capital douche.

I simply answered your question, proven idiot.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (F78YM)

644 And Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!

And by "Cinco de Mayo", I mean "I love teh gheys".

Posted by: Mary Katherine Ham at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (2XMpf)

645 Really?

There are about a hundred betamax players for sale on ebay.

http://tinyurl.com/ldl8fdj

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:15 AM (C8x6r)

646 Am I a bitch or a douche?

Make up your fucking mind already.

And may you suffer an anal prolapse.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 05, 2015 03:16 AM (OsWis)

647 And thank you all for coming up with the acronym SCOAMF. I think that is one of the most apt descriptions that I have seen in a while. And SCOAMF stands for "Gheys are mahvelous" right?

Posted by: Mary Katherine Ham at May 05, 2015 03:16 AM (2XMpf)

648 636
jc at May 05, 2015 03:05 AM (iRJ+A)



Late spring cold. Could probably eat pickled carp and beat mousse cause I can't taste a thing.




Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:11 AM (nSOh+)


====

that sux. we have had a nasty cough go thru town and I am one of the poor schmucks that caught it. It is a tough bug to get rid of. (warning-- sentence ends with precarious preposition that will probably make someone immediately turn gay)


so, it just occurs to me -- since I am a pooh fan -- should I give Tigger warnings?

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:17 AM (iRJ+A)

649 How things be in the great white norther than that ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (nSOh+)


Tomorrow is a Provincial election here in Alberta, and some polls show the socialist NDP running away with it. That would be an unmitigated disaster. I might have to become a refugee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:17 AM (Jh0nR)

650 637 >> Repeatedly watching videotapes does still destroy them, right? It has been a while since I used a VCR last.

Time for a true story...

Rental VCR copies of Fast Times At Ridgemont High were a bad investment to buy used, as there was a certain part of the movie tape that was worn out on most copies.

*Hint: Phoebe Cates*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 03:18 AM (pbY3m)

651 Tomorrow is a Provincial election here in Alberta,
and some polls show the socialist NDP running away with it. That would
be an unmitigated disaster. I might have to become a refugee.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:17 AM (Jh0nR)

but I thought Alberta elected sensible candidates?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:18 AM (2XMpf)

652 Gimme a break. Been here for years. Look it up. It's traceable. Cowboy=Troll Hunter, if anything. Pleeeze, people. Cowboy="Fighting Idiocy Since 1966 And, Sadly, Failing. So Don't Blame Cowboy"

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:19 AM (F78YM)

653 641
How things be in the great white norther than that ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:14 AM (nSOh+)

===it is dusk right now. end of a gorgeous day. weather has been great. I would have written the fab-word but apparently tonight I would have to give a Tigger Warning for that too.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:20 AM (iRJ+A)

654 There is some serious borderline sh*t going on with that hashtag.

Maet would not have stood for this, good thing he's off turning Iceland into his own personal bordello.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 03:22 AM (b2cFu)

655 There is some serious borderline sh*t going on with that hashtag.

Maet would not have stood for this, good thing he's off turning Iceland into his own personal bordello.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 03:22 AM (b2cFu)

656 And Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!

Just for today, Metalachi: https://youtu.be/CleW1T4xbfo


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:23 AM (UVfht)

657 It was a great day in the American Mid-Atlantic, too. Like, spectacular. It was a great weekend as well. So far, it's been a great spring in weather terms, from the East Coast perspective. I hope it works out in the West, and you have some rainfall.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:24 AM (F78YM)

658 but apparently tonight I would have to give a Tigger Warning for that too

What about us?!?!?!

Posted by: Pooh, Piglet, and Eyeore ... at May 05, 2015 03:24 AM (nSOh+)

659 Somewhere the sun is shinning and the budgies are whistling like R2D2

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 05, 2015 03:24 AM (0+ehb)

660 Beware the Alligator.

https://youtu.be/xg_PHTYdC-Y

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:25 AM (C8x6r)

661 658
but apparently tonight I would have to give a Tigger Warning for that too



What about us?!?!?!

Posted by: Pooh, Piglet, and Eyeore ... at May 05, 2015 03:24 AM (nSOh+)

====you guys are more of a mild caution.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:25 AM (iRJ+A)

662 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:17 AM (Jh0nR)
but I thought Alberta elected sensible candidates?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:18 AM (2XMpf)


I used to think so, too. But the current Progressive Conservative (really) government has gotten fat, lazy, and corrupt. They've done a little house-cleaning, but not nearly enough, IMHO, and the party on the right, WildRose, who will get my vote, has been badly shaken by having their first leader and several of her followers cross the floor to the PC's. Happily, none of the turncoats won nomination as PC's in the upcoming election. So there is a new, untried leader on the right, and the socialists, who get their strength largely from unionized government employees, are well-organized and well-financed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:25 AM (Jh0nR)

663 661
658

but apparently tonight I would have to give a Tigger Warning for that too





What about us?!?!?!



Posted by: Pooh, Piglet, and Eyeore ... at May 05, 2015 03:24 AM (nSOh+)

====you guys are more of a mild caution.


Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:25 AM (iRJ+A)


----come to think of it -- no one over 50 should trust a mild pooh caution.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:26 AM (iRJ+A)

664 Metalachi: https://youtu.be/CleW1T4xbfo

that be some fiddle!

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:27 AM (nSOh+)

665 And all this talk of beer! You know what beer leads to?....SODOMY!

And if you don't believe me, just ask Maree Catheryne Hamms about it!

Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl at May 05, 2015 03:27 AM (JoIcn)

666 In addition to the treachery of Mary Catherine Ham, I saw an article about the perilous situation with regard to Lake Meade. The Las Vegas area really has to be concerned because legally, you're screwed in Las Vegas over water rights and you've built out beyond your means.

Jus' sayin.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:28 AM (F78YM)

667 597
Come on over -- we have cookies!

Yeah... about that... I kinda got the munchies and well...

Sorry?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (UVfht)


No prob -- you can have some, too. [*Don't eat the ones with green frosting.*]

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:29 AM (T1005)

668 ----come to think of it -- no one over 50 should trust a mild pooh caution.

As one who is self medicating with cranberry juice ... I feel your pain ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cranberries Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:29 AM (nSOh+)

669 Piglet is obviously gay.
Mary Katherine *Ham*.
Put it together you guys... it's all a conspiracy !!!eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Whinestone Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:32 AM (1FyZ2)

670 You know, the makers of the "selfie arm" are really missing out by not offering a more feminine-looking version.

They also need to do a better job with the coloring, because that thing just looks dead.

Here's a tune from Deep Purple talking about this general situation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4UjWtLyYBY

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at May 05, 2015 03:32 AM (a5m3K)

671 Execution by anti-aircraft gun?

http://tinyurl.com/p4zvomz

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:33 AM (C8x6r)

672 And another one bites the dust.

http://tinyurl.com/kahsn66

It's the second time in four months a top legislative leader has been arrested by federal investigators

NY State legislature.

Posted by: Hondo Phrestrae at May 05, 2015 03:33 AM (0+ehb)

673 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4UjWtLyYBY

Night, PW ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cranberries Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:35 AM (nSOh+)

674 OH! Cranberries! - One of the best shows on TV (I'm serious) is "Aerial America" on the Smithsonian Channel. They pick a state and fly around over it, explaining what they see. It's pretty damn cool. Last night they flew over the cranberry farms of Wisconsin and documented their workings. Damn cool! Pretty damn cool!

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:36 AM (F78YM)

675 And what about Babe the pig? I don't remember him finding a Mrs. Pig to settle down.

Again, pig="Ham"=.........SODOMY!

Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl at May 05, 2015 03:36 AM (JoIcn)

676 Cain and Cupp are also RINO squishes, btw. Just pick a pidcast at random, and that will be borne out. Lots of disappointing ppl out there wanting to pass themselves off as conservative.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 03:36 AM (cIoI4)

677 667
597

Come on over -- we have cookies!

Yeah... about that... I kinda got the munchies and well...

Sorry?




Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 02:57 AM (UVfht)


No prob -- you can have some, too. [*Don't eat the ones with green frosting.*]


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:29 AM (T1005)


Believe it or not, my intertubez went out and I just managed to get it rebooted right then.....*adjusts tinfoil hat* I think the trollz wanted The Number.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:37 AM (T1005)

678 okay, in the Beer + Procrastination vs. Grading duel, the Beer + Procrastination have won, so it's time for bed

good night all

and yes, MKH is probably closeted lezzie

Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:37 AM (2XMpf)

679 Mary Catherine Ham has always been a fake conservative, a stealth liberal posing as a conservative.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:38 AM (8zCR+)

680 678
okay, in the Beer + Procrastination vs. Grading duel, the Beer + Procrastination have won, so it's time for bed

good night all

and yes, MKH is probably closeted lezzie


Posted by: chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:37 AM (2XMpf)


....with a kid.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:38 AM (T1005)

681 And wtf with the weird names? Ashe Schow? Biff Diddle? Sonny Bunch? Are these pseudonyms to protect them from liberal backlash?

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 03:39 AM (3F6F8)

682 Stand up to the assholes, like clhutulu, SMFH, Promontory Warbler, and the like who want to beat you down and shame you for daring to disagree with them. Screw them. Express yourself. Run wild and never suffer those bastards. Goodnight, I'm out it's late. Never suffer those bastards.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:39 AM (F78YM)

683 chemjeff at May 05, 2015 03:37 AM (2XMpf)

AS Gandalf said to his Graduate History Majors ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cranberries Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:39 AM (nSOh+)

684 Yup. Borderline.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 03:40 AM (b2cFu)

685
SE Cupp is just a character some girl plays. Ever see her on bill maher's show? She concedes nearly every point and laughs along with the audience when maher mocks her position.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2015 03:40 AM (Ng9V+)

686 679
Mary Catherine Ham has always been a fake conservative, a stealth liberal posing as a conservative.


Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:38 AM (8zCR+)


....says someone who is blowin' it out their asshole.

You wanna use a link or two to back that up?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:40 AM (T1005)

687 ....with a kid.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:38 AM (T1005)


Well, you never know where that tongue has been...

And I am off to bed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2015 03:41 AM (Jh0nR)

688 #681: Could you blame them if those were fake names?

Now I really have to go and get some sleep. Good night, everyone, and this time I really mean it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, President of the Ashe Schow Fan Club at May 05, 2015 03:41 AM (a5m3K)

689 Marie Kathryne Ham.
Deviled ham comes in a can.
The Devil encourages things "in the can".
It's all about sodomy. It's all so clear!!!

Posted by: Whinestone Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:43 AM (1FyZ2)

690 Fake names?!? Get out of Rome...

Posted by: Naughtius Maximus at May 05, 2015 03:44 AM (nSOh+)

691 690
Fake names?!? Get out of Rome...

Posted by: Naughtius Maximus at May 05, 2015 03:44 AM (nSOh+)


====
and they are splitters, too.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:44 AM (iRJ+A)

692 Happy Cinco de Mayo! Where mexicans beat the french invaders and soon mexican-americans will beat the republican racists this time in the voting booth! We already put Obama in twice and democrats know it and so does self deportation romney!

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 05, 2015 03:45 AM (C+oXV)

693 ....says someone who is blowin' it out their asshole.

You wanna use a link or two to back that up?


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:40 AM (T1005)


Don't need a link sunshine, observation will suffice.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:46 AM (8zCR+)

694 24 games into the season and the Cubs are still over 500. Playoffs!!!!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:46 AM (C8x6r)

695 682
Stand up to the assholes, like clhutulu, SMFH, Promontory Warbler, and
the like who want to beat you down and shame you for daring to disagree
with them. Screw them. Express yourself. Run wild and never suffer those
bastards. Goodnight, I'm out it's late. Never suffer those bastards.

Posted by: Cowboy at May 05, 2015 03:39 AM (F78YM)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHahahahahahah!!!!


"Pics or it never happened" evidently doesn't apply to special snowflakes pissing on non-progressives.

Here, let me give you a cluebat -- it never happened.


And, BTW, your spelling problem seems to have spilled over from actual people to literary references. Whatever Soros is paying you for this half-assed endeavor, he ain't gettin' full value.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:46 AM (T1005)

696 >> the Beer + Procrastination have won,

That combo has a better w/l record than Mayweather.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 03:47 AM (pbY3m)

697 693
....says someone who is blowin' it out their asshole.

You wanna use a link or two to back that up?




Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:40 AM (T1005)

Don't need a link sunshine, observation will suffice.




Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:46 AM (8zCR+)


Observation of what? You?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:48 AM (T1005)

698 "Happy Cinco de Mayo! Where mexicans beat the french invaders....."


Um no. That would be April 30. Also known as Camroon Day. Were it took about 2000 Mexicans to kill off 89 French Foreign Legionaries.



Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:49 AM (C8x6r)

699 ....with a kid.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:38 AM (T1005)

The h8te is strong, apparently one needs to go all out with the beards these days.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 03:49 AM (Lqb+9)

700 Happy Cinco De Quattro!!!!

Posted by: Preznit Obama is Educamated and Shitte at May 05, 2015 03:51 AM (nSOh+)

701 can anyone see Maet in this photo?




http://tinyurl.com/nt4vxe9

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:52 AM (iRJ+A)

702 698 no cinco de mayo is battle of puebla

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 05, 2015 03:53 AM (C+oXV)

703 http://tinyurl.com/nt4vxe9

Ha.

I see your jpg and raise you ...
http://tinyurl.com/k3kxzrm

Posted by: Adriane the Geography Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:55 AM (nSOh+)

704 >>>Happy Cinco De Quattro!!!!
Posted by: Preznit Obama is Educamated and Shitte at May 05, 2015 03:51 AM (nSOh+)



You will be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Audi at May 05, 2015 03:55 AM (1FyZ2)

705 Observation of what? You?


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:48 AM (T1005)


So MKH is a steadfast conservative, is that what you are saying?

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:56 AM (8zCR+)

706 The Cowboy 600s had rubber skin. They were easy to spot. But the new ones, the cm9000s -- They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he opened his mouth before I could zero him.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 03:56 AM (pbY3m)

707 If I were managing this derp, I would dock him from the post before "clhutulu" to the post afterward, on the grounds that he was just phoning it in.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:56 AM (T1005)

708 702
698 no cinco de mayo is battle of puebla

Posted by: captain*arizona at May 05, 2015 03:53 AM (C+oXV)


====
wait a minute. were you almost human for a moment? you? nah. couldn't be. that comment doesn't actually include an attempt to shit in someone's lunchbox. couldn't have been you.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:57 AM (iRJ+A)

709 Care to enlighten us all on what happened 1 year later?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (C8x6r)

710 Work is done, finally.

I'll leave you all with another selection from Metalachi. A medley of "The Final Countdown" and, of course, "Ace of Spades".

https://youtu.be/TsDgKk-iBDY

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (UVfht)

711 705
Observation of what? You?




Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:48 AM (T1005)

So MKH is a steadfast conservative, is that what you are saying?




Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:56 AM (8zCR+)


Not at all. I'm saying that you're a manifest idiot not worthy to challenge her.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (T1005)

712 703
http://tinyurl.com/nt4vxe9



Ha.



I see your jpg and raise you ...

http://tinyurl.com/k3kxzrm

Posted by: Adriane the Geography Critic ... at May 05, 2015 03:55 AM (nSOh+)


======yeah, but .........

what does it have to do with Iceland?

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 03:59 AM (iRJ+A)

713 What if the Good Samaritan had come across the traveller as he was being beaten by the thugs? Would he have clocked them? Almost a shame the parable doesn't address this, as it would stop the mouths of pacifists making really dubious arguments.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 04:00 AM (XrHO0)

714 Captain*Arizona mentioned Puebla and suddenly the image of the old dude in the Riddler's question mark suit popped into my head.

I'm guessing the Internet probably put him out of business if the Grim Reaper didn't reach him first.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 04:02 AM (Lqb+9)

715 Quotes that should have been Terminator 1:

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. We have to make everyone say "California" before we will let them into our hideaways.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at May 05, 2015 04:03 AM (1TUV/)

716 711
705

Observation of what? You?






Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:48 AM (T1005)

So MKH is a steadfast conservative, is that what you are saying?







Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 03:56 AM (8zCR+)


Not at all. I'm saying that you're a manifest idiot not worthy to challenge her.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (T1005)


BTW -- ever have a substantive response to @584?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 04:05 AM (T1005)

717 what does it have to do with Iceland?

One day ... the water in http://tinyurl.com/nt4vxe9 will be the water in http://tinyurl.com/k3kxzrm.

And since I can't afford to go to Iceland, but maybe I can afford to go to Havasupi, I'll patiently wait.

Meanwhile I'll take in some monkey typed Shakespeare...

Posted by: Adriane the Geography Critic ... at May 05, 2015 04:05 AM (nSOh+)

718 What if the Good Samaritan had come across the traveller as he was being beaten by the thugs? Would he have clocked them? Almost a shame the parable doesn't address this, as it would stop the mouths of pacifists making really dubious arguments.
Posted by: Ayatollah Khamenei at May 05, 2015 04:00 AM (XrHO0)

But it would have lost the power of the negative example of the people who left him there before the Samaritan saw him.

Can't say I can criticize average travelers for not trying to take on a group of thugs actively carrying out their beatings.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at May 05, 2015 04:05 AM (Lqb+9)

719 Oh, I know I said twice that I was out for the night, but then I noticed that Cowboy cited me as an asshole who should never be listened to, and I can't help but bask in the glow of the conservative street cred that that gives me.

Thank you, Cowboy, for recognizing me as such. I'm really flattered. You can still eat a balls, though.

And now I really, really mean it; I'm out for the night. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, President of the Ashe Schow Fan Club at May 05, 2015 04:08 AM (a5m3K)

720 Not at all. I'm saying that you're a manifest idiot not worthy to challenge her.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (T1005)


I may be a manifest idiot but I will take my chances in a battle of intellect with MKH.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 04:10 AM (8zCR+)

721 Oy.

The cough meds are kicking in.

Night all,

Be in Good Health, Be of Good Cheer,
A little pickled carp, a stout draft of beer,
When merging into traffic, check the mirror facing rear,
No looking at headlight, as if you're a deer!

Posted by: Adriane the Geography Critic ... at May 05, 2015 04:10 AM (nSOh+)

722 Goodnight, Adriane


sleep well.

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 04:12 AM (iRJ+A)

723 This was a damn brilliant ONT, I don't care who you are! I would have paid good money just for that last video alone! God, Jesus, what a sick puppy! Send that blogger back in soon coach. His/her links made me forget my overall hatred of, and disgust for, mankind for a few minutes. I am so glad that I have a subscription to the AOSHQ!

will there be cake?

Posted by: goon at May 05, 2015 04:13 AM (gy5kE)

724 720
Not at all. I'm saying that you're a manifest idiot not worthy to challenge her.




Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 03:58 AM (T1005)

I may be a manifest idiot but I will take my chances in a battle of intellect with MKH.




Posted by: cm9000 at May 05, 2015 04:10 AM (8zCR+)


MKH ain't here -- try responding to @584. Slanderer. Dipshit. Asshole. It's really easy to attack where you expect no defense, isn't it? Coward. Show one tiny sign you aren't flinging shit because you're full of it. Back up one little teeny allegation or be exposed as the vacuous troll you are.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 04:17 AM (T1005)

725 cm9000 has posted regularly here before, without excessive trollish behavior. Whether he is being a slanderous *sshole in this particular case, I offer no comment here.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:21 AM (b2cFu)

726 725




Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:21 AM (b2cFu)


====yeah, but ........
Have you ever seen Cooth on a roll like this before? Me neither. I'm making popcorn, should I send you some thru the USB?

Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 04:24 AM (iRJ+A)

727 Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:21 AM (b2cFu)

Hey CC, I have a link for you in my nic.

But of course you probably already know this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 04:25 AM (pbY3m)

728 725
cm9000 has posted regularly here before, without excessive trollish
behavior. Whether he is being a slanderous *sshole in this particular
case, I offer no comment here.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:21 AM (b2cFu)
@584 was fair warning.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 04:30 AM (T1005)

729 >>>Have you ever seen Cooth on a roll like this before? Me neither. I'm making popcorn, should I send you some thru the USB?
Posted by: jc at May 05, 2015 04:24 AM (iRJ+A)


Haven't seen a tentacle rape like that in a long time.

Posted by: shocked Japanese porn afficionados at May 05, 2015 04:31 AM (1FyZ2)

730 725
cm9000 has posted regularly here before, without excessive trollish
behavior. Whether he is being a slanderous *sshole in this particular
case, I offer no comment here.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:21 AM (b2cFu)


Like I keep saying, MKH can be right or wrong.....but unsubstantiated character assassination ain't gonna make you any friends in the squidhead contingent.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 04:37 AM (T1005)

731 Hey CC, I have a link for you in my nic.

But of course you probably already know this.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 05, 2015 04:25 AM (pbY3m)

Hadn't seen that before. I know the long-quoted statistic was that physician pay was only a couple percent of total healthcare costs for the country, which is why all the screaming to cut doctor pay as a way to save costs is bullsh*t. Even the "doc fix" is only a percentage of a percentage of healthcare costs.*

*Philosophically I oppose the doc fix because it's a manipulation of an artificial framework to decide how much my time is worth, and it leads to really bizarre billing conventions. Practically speaking, I don't want my salary cut because my employer takes a 40% hit from Medicare.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:44 AM (b2cFu)

732 Oh, I'm gonna let Cooth be Cooth, be he philosophizing or ranting. Had some popcorn earlier, but I'll take some quality whiskey or scotch through the USB, for medicinal purpose, of course.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 04:45 AM (b2cFu)

733 will there be cake?
Posted by: goon at May 05, 2015 04:13 AM (gy5kE)

The cake is a lie.

Posted by: Scrawled note on the wall. at May 05, 2015 04:57 AM (Lqb+9)

734 I'm really reacting to the odious rancor of @705. It disgusts me that such petty, juvenile, tribalist crap can be labeled "debate" or "commentary". Sarah Palin, nyah, nyah, nyah -- Dick Cheney, nyah, nyah, nyah -- George W Bush, nyah, nyah, nyah -- Karl Rove, nyah, nyah, nyah......I hate a bunch of those low-life assholes, myself -- but I have reasons. I don't just mindlessly chant their names.



And when someone starts crapping on someone without a documentable reason....I hear "nyah, nyah, nyah."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 05:05 AM (T1005)

735 Seems like we're in the crosshairs again today. Wonder whose cornflakes we pissed in this time?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 05, 2015 05:05 AM (J+mig)

736 735 Seems like we're in the crosshairs again today. Wonder whose cornflakes we pissed in this time?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 05, 2015 05:05 AM (J+mig)

The Elder God.

You wouldn't like it when he's angry. Oh, no, you would not like it at all.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at May 05, 2015 05:08 AM (b2cFu)

737 Can't we ... ? Oh, fuck it.

Posted by: Rodney King at May 05, 2015 05:14 AM (3F6F8)

738 I don't do twitter.....can someone who does please pass a link to @584 to MKH?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 05, 2015 05:14 AM (T1005)

739 I don't do social media, or I would. I'm probably already on enough lists already without making their jobs easier.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 05, 2015 05:16 AM (J+mig)

740 Boy, this ONT is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Or a slaughter of muzzies.

Posted by: RickZ at May 05, 2015 05:46 AM (9C81A)

741 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 05, 2015 06:12 AM (VPLuQ)

742 Red eyes suck.
But at least I got here.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2015 06:19 AM (zMICA)

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