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NBC News Head Andrew Lack Instructs Three MSNBC Shows to Put Together "Sizzle Reels" Showing Their Programs At Their Best, Suggesting He May Axe Them
A sizzle reel of Chris Hayes?
The only thing Chris Hayes knows how to sizzle is hotdogs. But he's been asked to show what his program might look like when, in his estimation, it's not completely unwatchable.A couple of weeks ago, the executive producers of Now with Alex Wagner, The Ed Show, and All In with Chris Hayes were told to prepare “sizzle reels” of the best their programs have to offer. Theoretically, this exercise will help them identify what works best on their respective shows but, in reality, our sources say, any or all of these shows could soon be on the chopping block. The senior staffs of all three programs, we are told, are now concerned that their days are numbered.Not on the list of the programs needing of sizzle: Al Sharpton's show, which seems strangely excluded from the list of shows which may be cancelled, especially given, Ed Morrissey writes, the fact that Sharpton seems to be booking labor honchos on the show after they donate to his Clinton-like fake "charity."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (N4qud)
Posted by: brak at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)
Just give the Holy Plank of Chastisement its own show. Guaranteed ratings gold.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Gladius Day at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (5X7At)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: David Serota at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 05:03 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (sO+ca)
also, they can't ax sharpton because, racism. He's their anti-racism insurance policy over there at Comcast, NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, etc. etc. etc.
Give Sharpton a show no one wants on a network no one watches and they won't be called racist and have protesters fucking up their day.
Really a cheap solution, if you ask me.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (W5DcG)
I nominate Shemp Smith to replace Ed on the Ed Show. The Shemp Show.
Posted by: This is a Faux News Alert at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Gladius Day at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (5X7At)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (AkOaV)
>>Trick question! You're all fired and these are for laughs at staff meetings!
They will add the benny hill (?)music!
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (kQBSd)
To my knowledge, MSLSD has never tried that angle.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (48QDY)
Fully confident whatever/whomever PMSNBC replaces these clown shows with will be equally unwatchable. And unwatched.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:06 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (kff5f)
Which means like I totally won't, because cisnormative patriarchy.
Yes means no, and no means yes. Do you want me to lift up my shirt?
Posted by: Jordan Bosiljevac, MSNBC Infobabe at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (mt2jL)
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I seriously doubt that, ace.
I bet he couldn't get a grill full of charcoal lit with a bucket of gasoline & a flamethrower. .
He is the epitome of Beta Male if there ever was one.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (ZjzCZ)
Anyone remember Sizzlean?
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (1KAUL)
Don't sizzle fat, Sizzlean!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (q20+R)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (AkOaV)
http://freebeacon.com/culture/al-sharpton-versus-the-teleprompter-volume-1/
Posted by: Shoutingboy at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (Jx1eY)
Chris Hemsworth shirtless
http://tinyurl.com/l3wgqko
you can thank me later.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Al Sharton at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (TOk1P)
Sizzle Reel = When we inevitably fire all these low-ratings jackasses, it's cheaper to have THEM put together the "goodby montage".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: from the Best of Al reel at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: fly gal at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Naked Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: This is a Faux News Alert at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (hKyl0)"
I think Shemp Smith ought to be teamed up with Maureen Dowd and Laurence O'Donnel. The only question is what would we title the show?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (KDbAT)
Oh, and for the etts to make up for my rudest with the spider.
Chris Hemsworth shirtless
http://tinyurl.com/l3wgqko
you can thank me later.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (kQBSd)
You win the internets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (OsWis)
Posted by: Alternate Universe OG Celtic American in a Leisure Suit at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (6E7W2)
You want a freakin chisel reel, I'll give ya a frickin chisel reel jerky
https://youtu.be/ZXWo6jXmRO8
Posted by: The Jerky Boys at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (5vHT/)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Chris Sizzling Hayes at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (X866z)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (dquK7)
And sign language translation, though you might as well get Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy for that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (KDbAT)
The Aristocrats!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: fly gal at May 04, 2015 05:10 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Can you seriously say that would be *worse*?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 05:13 PM (8ZskC)
This just begs the question - what is considered "good" on MSNBC? It certainly seems to have nothing to do with ratings, or even the ability to produce a quality show.
I mean, literally, how do you judge between Sharpton's fumbling asshattery, to Hayes, mumbling stupidity? Between Madow's snarkey lesbian to Ed's bellicose idiocy? there is not a single show, or person on any show, that shows a smidgen of intelligence. In fact they all seem act as parodies of actual, successful conservative media people. Rachel tries to be Ann Coulter. Ed is angling for a Rush Limbaugh vibe. Shaprton tries to be Huckabee, while Chris Hayes imitates Bill O'Reiley. The problem is they imitate the form without the substance. It all comes across as a bunch of pointless personality ticks covering up basic incompetence.
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 04, 2015 05:14 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
She prefers to think Megyn is licking her.
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at May 04, 2015 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:15 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Alternate Universe OG Celtic American in a Leisure Suit at May 04, 2015 05:15 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 05:15 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: PT Barnum at May 04, 2015 05:14 PM (/EkKm
That seems an overly generous description.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
First place is you get to keep your show. Second place is a set of steak knives. Third place is you're fired!
On second thought, you're all fired. I'll keep the steak knives.
Posted by: MSNBC Deciders at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (qu1Tl)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 05:11 PM (KDbAT)
The Aristocrats!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (kff5f)
Nah.... Sheppy... and Penn Jillette...
so Penn could make fun of him alllllll day long...
Call the show... BULLSHIT!...
oh... wait... been done... sorry...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (qh617)
They need to make room for a program which features the unchanging scene of an indian head, accompanied by a soundtrack of patriotic music.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (dquK7)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Wladziu Valentino Liberace at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:16 PM (AkOaV)
And what compelling must watch TV do they have planned for the cancelled shows? Bolshevik tranny poetry reading?
Splitter!
Posted by: Menshevik tranny poetry readers at May 04, 2015 05:17 PM (LAe3v)
I got rid of TV a few years ago in lieu of Netflix. My mental health and outllook both improved and my IQ went up.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 04, 2015 05:17 PM (cCxiu)
Suggesting he may axe them what? Geez, don't leave us hanging like that!
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2015 05:17 PM (FcR7P)
I think most black people watch Sharpton and think "I like how he's stickin' it to that IRS man!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (95CzI)
... that's mighty "white" of Andrew Lack
Posted by: Wladziu Valentino Liberace at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: first and last at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (FviSe)
One of my favorite Penn quotes was when he was asked about a topic he wished he was able to cover on Bullshit but couldn't.
he said, "well, we would have loved to do an episode on Muslims. But I mean, Teller and I both have families, so..."
like yeah, at least he's honest. Christians? No problemo. Muslims? ehhhhhhhhh....
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: The Suits at NBC at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (ZKzrr)
He doesn't have to sizzle.
This is NBC's way to assist Obama in getting out his narrative.
A CEO would never be told by the company's owner to justify the owner's son's job. So goes NBC never having to justify Sharpton's show.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (0HooB)
Sabado Gigante!
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:19 PM (qu1Tl)
>>you can thank me later.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (kQBSd)
You win the internets.
---
I was so sure that would be a trick!
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 05:19 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:20 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Ron Popeil's Hat at May 04, 2015 05:20 PM (7YlUk)
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Rev Al's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Posted by: Obama For-ks America at May 04, 2015 05:20 PM (e8kgV)
If Rachel Maddow's mustache falls off during a taping and there is no audience to hear it, does it make a sound?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 05:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:21 PM (oVJmc)
Oxyclean sales can't help me now.
Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at May 04, 2015 05:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Sounds kinda fishy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 04, 2015 05:22 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 05:22 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:22 PM (0HooB)
If Rachel Maddow's mustache falls off during a taping and there is no audience to hear it, does it make a sound?
It's a great-a Merkin.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (LA7Cm)
Nah. They need to run to catch a predator and lock up on 24/7 loop.
That's increase their ratings big time.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (AkOaV)
Audience? We don't need no stinkin' audience!
The point of MSNBC is to get the WH/Left's agenda into the mainstream news. The initiate stories that other networks then pick up.
For example, Maddow spends an entire episode on the latest GOP is evil conspiracy theory.
Then the Daily show uses a clip to bring up the topic and put their spin on it. Then NBC/CBS/ABC/CNN/NPR pick up the story.
Then SNL does a skit on it.
ANd so on.
They play a role in flooding the zone w/the WH narrative, to facilitate their attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (2TN4k)
Ratings gold, I tells ya!
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (YFFpo)
No Way. I bet Jesse Jackson wakes up in the middle of the night asking "What the hell happened?"
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: fly gal at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Alternate Universe OG Celtic American in a Leisure Suit at May 04, 2015 05:23 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 05:24 PM (YFFpo)
Oh, this is true justice!
Two decades ago in a major sector of the private sector firm in which I was employed each of us was asked to write a description of what our job entailed. After duly submitting these to the powers that be, you were to apply for the very position for which you just wrote the job description.
The powers that be then decided what functions / offerings our department would continue to provide and if you didn't make the cut, then "haste la bye-bye".
IOW, you drew up your own indictment and signed your own death warrant.
Welcome to the "real" world PMSNBC!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2015 05:24 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:24 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Professor Roy Hinkley at May 04, 2015 05:25 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 05:25 PM (rDqRv)
I know not that I am to be on the show until the door she is knocked upon, the une, deux, trois times. La porte is opened wide, and there is the Chris Hayes, with his trademark overly white face and expressionless visage.
He motions me en dehors, and I go, and for une heure demie he interview me by means of the gestures expressive, simulating that he is in a box, perhaps, and unable to make his way out, or creating the impression most vivid that he is in a wind forte, struggling to retain his footing. Upon occasion, he -how you say- scoot upon his hind portions about the jardin in a manner comme un chien. Then he tip the hat and leave.
Perhaps that was not Chris Hayes, but something else entirely, but I think still I may be forgiven the mistake, as I have but the one eye (le droit), and the overwhelming whiteness of the man and lack of the sizzle could only be taken for M. Hayes. I gesture now in the manner most Gallic, and if you could see it you would be quite puzzled.
Posted by: Jean Jacques Bernad Henri du Pascal de Levitee at May 04, 2015 05:25 PM (Lrzm4)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 04, 2015 05:25 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Alternate Universe OG Celtic American in a Leisure Suit at May 04, 2015 05:26 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: fly gal
Uh...
um...
heh...
um...
okay...
uh...
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at May 04, 2015 05:26 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:26 PM (qu1Tl)
Posted by: The Right Reverend Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (5buP8)
What will be on your sizzle reel?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (W5DcG)
Broadcasting ISIS chucking Ronan Farrow off the roof of 30 Rock would be ratings dynamite but you can only do it once.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (8ZskC)
Or did she foresee this and already add more sizzle to her show?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Jane Hathaway at May 04, 2015 05:28 PM (e8kgV)
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And now for the win, we go to Al Sharpton in the high, far left corner. Al, in a game of chess, which side moves first?
Al: Black move first and most. Plus, we get takebacks and if we don't like how the game is going we burn the bitch down!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:28 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 05:28 PM (FRkJH)
Le sigh...
Posted by: Henri, Ennui Kitteh at May 04, 2015 05:29 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:29 PM (FsuaD)
Comcast was confident they could bribe Obama and the Democrats. And they were wrong. And they spent huge on bribe money w/ no ROI.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (ZPrif)
I wonder what pictures the Rev Al has of Comcast CEO Brian Roberts
Better - he has Obama.
Sharpton has visited the WH A LOT over the past few years to discuss race matters. It behooves MSNBC to continue employing Dear Leader's sloes and trusted adviser.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (2TN4k)
"A Fag, a Hag and a Gas Bag".
Posted by: The Right Reverend Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (KvKOu)
Posted by: fly gal
Uh...
um...
heh...
um...
okay...
uh...
Posted by: Ronan Farrow at May 04, 2015 05:26 PM (FRkJH)
Hey, he's an award winning journalist.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (XUKZU)
This country started going down hill when tv stations quit playing the Star Spangled Banner and signing off for the night.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:31 PM (qu1Tl)
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:31 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Ed McMahon at May 04, 2015 05:31 PM (5dHYY)
Oh, and I'll be the replacement for the Special Ed Show. Think how much money MSNBC can save on wardrobe costs when I take over that timeslot.
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at May 04, 2015 05:31 PM (UlJ3l)
They should mix it up a bit and have Hollywood Toss Across. A-list midget tossing. Since Billy Barty's dead maybe Danny Devito would host.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 05:32 PM (FRkJH)
Where is he now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Johnny Carson at May 04, 2015 05:32 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 05:33 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (8ZskC)
Well no, but it's not as much fun the second time.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 05:33 PM (rDqRv)
Ed's' should just be all the times he offered to fight people.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 04, 2015 05:33 PM (Bl4dy)
Maybe they can throw acid on that chick who wears tampons in her ears.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 05:33 PM (ZKzrr)
Oh, i think the govt has comcast by the balls regardless.
They are, after all, now (I believe the nations largest) public utility provider.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Al the Shark Sharkton at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (P330y)
Posted by: The Right Reverend Sharpton
The Ag Show
"A Fag, a Hag and a Gas Bag".
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (qu1Tl)
Posted by: So Let It Burn Already at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: David Sarnoff at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (e8kgV)
Where is he now?
I think I saw him heading into the far stall of the rest area on Hwy 70 in Salina KS.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 05:35 PM (5buP8)
This country started going down hill when tv stations quit playing the Star Spangled Banner and signing off for the night.
Hammer. Nail. Head.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2015 05:35 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:35 PM (7wyDO)
Who knows? Hanging out with the GPS guy, Anderson Cooper, and all the other former MSNBC teleprompter readers?
That must really be a low point in your life. To get fired from MSNBC. I mean, yikes.
"What? I'm not good enough for the 50,000 people who watch MSNBC on any given day? Are you serious? More people watch the giants in giant stadium then watch this channel nationwide on any given day"
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:35 PM (AkOaV)
Have you guys seen the video of Sharpton talking about Hillary's trip to Chipolte?
He pronounced it chip-oh-lett. lol.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 05:36 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:37 PM (XUKZU)
"A Fag, a Hag and a Gas Bag".
In any "connect the person to a descriptor" quiz, there'd be no wrong answers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2015 05:37 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Stacy Dash at May 04, 2015 05:37 PM (P330y)
Queef Olbermann spent months in his bathtub trying to feel better after he got fired.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 05:38 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Those are the Port-O-Potties off the fairway at the golf course, right?
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 05:38 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at May 04, 2015 05:39 PM (e8kgV)
I stared at her while she walked away. Still not sure if she knows what she said.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:39 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 05:39 PM (1JqUE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (8ZskC)
Wait, couldn't they set up some kind of trampoline?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 04, 2015 05:39 PM (VhO+g)
He pronounced it chip-oh-lett. lol.
I'm surprised he can breathe without cue cards.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:39 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: fly gal at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (nGRtn)
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (P330y)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:40 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: GoFundSJWs, now with 30% more looting at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (5dHYY)
Posted by: Tofu at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (L23oi)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (/HC6x)
http://tinyurl.com/q74p6wa
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 05:41 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:42 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Alternate Universe OG Celtic American in a Leisure Suit at May 04, 2015 05:42 PM (6E7W2)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:43 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Zombie Verne Gagne at May 04, 2015 05:43 PM (L23oi)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:43 PM (FRkJH)
Star Wars Cover: J.J. Abrams Reveals His Idea to Kill Jar Jar Binks
For some Star Wars fans, there's no May the Fourth news finer than this:
director J. J. Abrams revealed that he's thought about killing off the very controversial Jar Jar Binks. Sitting in an edit bay at his Bad Robot production office and pointing to a frame of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Abrams told Vanity Fair contributing editor Bruce Handy, "I have a thought about putting Jar Jar Binks's bones in the desert there. I'm serious! Only three people will notice, but they'll love it."
... Jar Jar Binks could fill in for Chris Hayes
Posted by: Hans Solo at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (1KAUL)
Picture of the second bullet magnet in Garland. He looks, well, just like you'd expect him to look.
http://tinyurl.com/q74p6wa
Gotta love the muzzie house dress.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (1JqUE)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (FRkJH)
He's like a glass of 2% milk.
Earnest and bland, convinced he's way better for you than he actually is.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (2TN4k)
And then everybody got fired and you had to reapply for your old job. I wonder what CEO invented that crap, because I heard about it a lot back 20 years ago, which is right in your time-frame. It was quite the fad for awhile.
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 04, 2015 05:44 PM (VhO+g)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 05:45 PM (1JqUE)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:45 PM (FRkJH)
Lutheran?
It's the boiled wool sweater that gives it away. amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (2TN4k)
179 girl friend just got home and said "tomorrow, to celebrate cinco de mayo, will you eat my taco?"
I stared at her while she walked away. Still not sure if she knows what she said.
Oh come on man! Want her to draw u a diagram?
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (nGRtn)
Please, Fox, give him Sheppy's spot and let Greg do whatever he wants. Let Shep go to MSNBC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 04, 2015 05:47 PM (8ZskC)
An your Cruffin.
Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:48 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 04, 2015 05:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (FRkJH)
Yo, dat rhyme you done dropped is, like, Da Bomb!
Or, at least, it would've been, if you had finished it proper-like with a "Shhhhhhhhiite!" and a nutgrab.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (8E9QA)
Posted by: Zombie O'Keefe at May 04, 2015 05:49 PM (1KAUL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FsuaD)
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Posted by: Western Sizzlin Manager at May 04, 2015 05:50 PM (FRkJH)
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Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (1JqUE)
I think Shemp Smith ought to be teamed up with Maureen Dowd and Laurence
O'Donnel. The only question is what would we title the show?
"A Fag, a Hag and a Gas Bag".
Posted by: The Right Reverend Sharpton at May 04, 2015 05:30 PM (5buP
"Come on, guys. Mo, Larry and Shemp? I set the joke up. Do I have to do all the work?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 05:58 PM (KDbAT)
223>> I wouldn't cross an empty street to piss in their mouth if their teeth were on fire.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2015 05:53 PM (60Vyp)"
That is just needlessly mean. I would be happy to piss on them whether they were on fire or not. Heck, I'd even cross the street to do it. That is because I am a giver with a heart of pure gold.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 06:01 PM (KDbAT)
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