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In Baltimore, Reporters Catch "Protesters" Spinning False Testimony About a "Police Shooting" in Real Time

Here is what the situation appeared to be:

A man, standing I think at the front of a block of "protesters," reached into his pants. Police attempted to arrest him.

The man went to the ground.

Pictures of the man on the ground did not show blood.

But the man was carted off to the hospital.

"Protesters" claimed he had been shot without cause. They began spinning claims of police provoking the "protesters" with nightsticks and teargas.

Later, a beat-up old revolver was seen on the ground near where the man had been standing, before he fell.

Another report said this gun was dropped by the man, and discharged when it hit the ground.

FoxNews reporter Mike Tobin, on the scene, however, claimed he heard only one shot, which seemed to dispel that last report -- if the gun discharged when it hit the ground, and if the cops shot the guy, that's at least two shots, if not more.

Police are now saying There was no shooting at all.

Police now say they man was running down the street, and dropped his gun as he did. There the gun discharged. But no police fired their weapons.

What Action News Shep reported breathlessly as a police shooting appears to be nothing more than the police making an arrest without incident of a criminal carrying a revolver.

Shep Smith, who of course hyped the shit out of this because he's a dishonest leftist agitator (remember the Superdome?), is now eating huge piles of shit over this.

This is possibly the most embarrassing false report filed by FoxNews, and it is little surprise to me that Action News Shep is in the center of it.

An enormous embarrassment, for which Fox will be rightly mocked.

But the mockers will not be quick to point out the embarrassment was courtesy of Fox's midday MSNBC host -- for some reason, Fox lets an MSNBC host do their breaking news -- or that his embarrassment was caused by attempting to promote leftist narratives.



Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM




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1 idiots

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:34 PM (0O7c5)

2 Uh. Guess what everyone? I'm gay! So...that's the story for today!

Posted by: Shep at May 04, 2015 03:34 PM (MYCIw)

3 One more reason why I won't even watch Fox News any more.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (DlmoZ)

4 3
Yup

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (R8hU8)

5 Fire him.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (eytER)

6 A female "witness" tearfully exclaimed she witnessed the "shooting" of the guy by "a Caucasian."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (FsuaD)

7 Shep should eat some every day, just because he can.

Posted by: goon at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (gy5kE)

8 shep said he needed to go to the hospital because he fell on the asphault/concrete.....for goodness sake......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (0O7c5)

9 Dang, willowed.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (xSCb6)

10 But I think Shep likes eating shit....so he really doesn't care

Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (/HC6x)

11 Shep's an idiot.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (FsuaD)

12 Guns go off every single time they are dropped.

Posted by: MSM at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (1Rgee)

13 the guy, not shep.....but maybe shep should go too...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (0O7c5)

14 I thought Shep was dying of aids 3 years ago, but nooooo. He is still around, stinking up the neighborhood.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (xWW96)

15 A female "witness" tearfully exclaimed she witnessed the "shooting" of the guy by "a Caucasian."

She was pressured into it by the news-rape culture?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (ZKzrr)

16
It kinda puts the cherry on top of this Shit Sundae, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (5luh1)

17 Shep should eat some every day, just because he can.

He can. And he does.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (hRYxp)

18 How can that guy have had a gun, what with Maryland being a utopia of common sense gun laws?

That's how I knew this whole thing was bullshit.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (eytER)

19 Shemp has pix of Roger Ailes...in fishnets and stiletto pumps.

If it were otherwise, FNC would have canned Cabanna Boy immediately after his infamous reporting of cannibalism in the Super Dome.

Posted by: This is a Faux News Alert at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (hKyl0)

20 a) Sheps an idiot
b) guns don't just "go off".

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV)

21 It's amazing how many eye witnesses in the minority community see things that never happened. It's almost as if they are lying for the cause.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (g1DWB)

22 And you know what could have prevented this inaccurate report and possible rioting?

Stricter gun control laws. Stricter gun control laws.

Posted by: Future Moms Demand Action Spokesperson at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (/HC6x)

23 After the Fox New report, I'm naming my band "New Shooting in Baltimore." When I retire, I'm naming my bar "The Texas Schoolbook Depository." Everyone can hate my ass.

Posted by: M. Murcek at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (GJUgF)

24
Alternate post title:

A Jelly-Filled Bundt Cake

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (5luh1)

25 Shep Smith is a noted coprophage.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

26 Interesting to see that female witness exclaim adamantly that she saw the cops run down this guy and shoot him right in front of her very eyes. She was even crying as she recounted the tale.

Posted by: ElKomandante at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (APQ2q)

27 FOX like National Review online, is a shithole of leftist masquerading as populists and a lead anchor who's a true believer.

The only reason FOX leads the other networks are the hot bimbos they parade around and the lucky fact that the other nets seem to not be bothered by their outright partisanship and bad ratings.


Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (bckL9)

28 I'm not a huge gun guy, but I'm fairly comfortable around guns and have many big gun guys in my family.

I have never heard of a gun just "going off"

Has anyone else?

I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.

I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)

29 Oh, and he should eat some extra every day just to keep his head nice and topped off. Wouldn't want him to seem stupid just because he is a quart low on poo.

Posted by: goon at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (gy5kE)

30 Metro Boy Shep needs to go...

He has become all Hype, and is no longer even pretending to practice Journalism.

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (qh617)

31 If a gun is going to go off, why in the name of all that's good and right can't it go off in Shep's direction?

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (xWW96)

32
Shep is getting 'kibbles' tonight instead of 'fancy feast'.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (ODxAs)

33 This is a weird story. If a guy is running and drops his gun--and it goes off....is it classified as a shooting?

A cop spokesman just told a FOX reporter, "There was no shooting."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (hRYxp)

34 These false reports are just another example of White Privildge attempting rile up the oppressed minority communities.

Posted by: SJW at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (/HC6x)

35 I said that a white cop shot an unarmed black man exercising his free speech rights, but I really meant that a white cop DIDN'T shoot an unarmed black man.

But I'm expected to say that because of the patriarchy and the cisnormative rapey/shootey culture imposed upon me.

Yes means no, and no means yes. Do you want me to slap you?

Posted by: Jordan Bosiljevac, Fox News replacement for Shep at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (UlJ3l)

36 The only thing that would make this story better, would be the police lassoing a black llama. Shep would go nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (FsuaD)

37 Okay, so completely wrong, but doesn't it speak to a larger truth?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

38 A Jelly-Filled Bundt Cake

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (5luh1)


That's not jelly.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (kQBSd)

39
Guns burst into flames when they dropped out of a Ford Pinto or a Chevy pickup.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (5luh1)

40 Somebody wanna wake up Jerry Rivers so he can get his ass down there and search out the truth?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (YFFpo)

41 Screw the facts!

Burn that mutha down!!!!111!1!

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (fO0en)

42 Shep Smith, Cub Reporter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

43 "A female "witness" tearfully exclaimed she witnessed the "shooting" of the guy by "a Caucasian."

Learnt all she know about being a witness from the Gaza, West Bank and Lebanon school of honesty.

Posted by: Davod at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (FWznJ)

44 I have never heard of a gun just "going off"



Has anyone else?



I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.



I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)

Revolver with an exposed firing pin, for which it was common practice to load only five rounds in a sixgun (carry on an empty chamber), loaded with six.

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (ecDRv)

45 I think the citizens should riot and burn their own neighborhood down. Works for me.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (xWW96)

46 40
Somebody wanna wake up Jerry Rivers so he can get his ass down there and search out the truth?



The cherry on the sundae.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (FsuaD)

47 This is the danger of the 24 hour news cycle: you have to put that content out to fill time, and you want to be first, first, first, to get the eyeballs. So rumors and innuendo become your standard information flow because truth and fact checking are too slow.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (39g3+)

48 Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)

Ever hear the expression 'going off half cocked'?

Guns in poor repair CAN discharge almost by themselves...

And if this was a revolver, with one in the chamber... then the hammer could get partly pulled back as it gets leaves his pants... then released... add in old ammo... and you can have serious problems...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (qh617)

49 And, OT, but why dis Shep just say "The Prophet" Mohammed? Does he refer to Christ as "The Saviour?"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (hRYxp)

50 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (kff5f)

51 MFM Delenda Est

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (kff5f)

52 Charge the guy with an attempt to incite a riot?
Didn't think so.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (kQBSd)

53 You are what you eat

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (kOqPh)

54 DID I SAY A MAN WAS SHOT?!? YES! WAIT, NO. I'M NOT SURE. YES MEANS NO, RIGHT?

Posted by: SHEP! at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (FRkJH)

55 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (kff5f)

56 Guns go off all the time.

I've seen it in hundreds of movies.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

57 What's needed is Shepard Smith control, but that would violate the First Amendment, or be tasteful, or something...

Posted by: M. Murcek at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (GJUgF)

58
And you know what could have prevented this inaccurate report and possible rioting?

Stricter gun control laws. Stricter gun control laws.


And high speed rail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (JtwS4)

59 smdh at the whole damned thing

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (9BRsg)

60 I Hate Shep. If Fox didn't have all those blond babes they'd lose 75% of their viewers.

Cut the cable. But blame it on MSNBC.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (xQX/f)

61 Wait I'm confused.

Did the shoulder thingy go up and trip him?

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

62 Too bad Ailes won't fire Shemp.

Posted by: Iblis at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (9221z)

63 Dear SMOD:

When you finally arrive, please aim for the Yellowstone caldera. For maximum impact.

Thanks!

Jane

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (FsuaD)

64 I'm not a huge gun guy, but I'm fairly comfortable around guns and have many big gun guys in my family.

I have never heard of a gun just "going off"

Has anyone else?

I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.

I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention


Modern pistols have a "drop safety", so they won't fire when dropped. Some older design handguns can fire when dropped.

Typically a rifle won't fire when dropped, unless it's had a trigger job done by someone who isn't quite sure what they're doing.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (jhqr1)

65
Does Carvel make an ice cream bundt cake?

the Bundtie The Beaver cake??

O'Bundtie Puss?

btw, Cookie Puss is a HORRIBLE name for an ice cream cake -- why am I the only one saying this?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (5luh1)

66 Is it true Shep Smith played Eddie Munster?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

67 33 This is a weird story. If a guy is running and drops his gun--and it goes off....is it classified as a shooting?

A cop spokesman just told a FOX reporter, "There was no shooting."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (hRYxp)


Accidental discharge is a category under the law in most States...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (qh617)

68 The real horror is that someday a cop is going to have to shoot somebody in that neighborhood or be shot himself. So add to that mix fabulist witnesses, a media pining for this day and a DA with her eyes on political stardom.

So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (vxfla)

69 OK! Midnight basketball for EVERYBODY!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (YFFpo)

70 Some older or very poorly maintained guns can go off when uncocked but most modern guns have safety features to prevent that.

I'm just amazed anyone watches Fox News let alone any other TV news shows. Seriously.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (39g3+)

71 A Jelly-Filled Bundt Cake



Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (5luh1)





That's not jelly.

Posted by: wrg500



Don't ask how they get it in there.

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (FRkJH)

72 This is possibly the most embarrassing false report filed by FoxNews, and it is little surprise to me that Action News Shep is in the center of it.

Okay, so what *exactly* does Shep have on the higher ups at Fox that they won't fire his sorry rear? Seriously, the Superdome thing should have ended his career.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (kff5f)

73 What passes for journalism these days...

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (jmN7w)

74 The problem is, even if he consented to being arrested, he was really saying no...

Posted by: Ken in NH at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (MqjGP)

75 When I was a kid, sometimes my gun would go off by itself if I was having a really good dream......

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (xWW96)

76 Shep wanted to say they "baited the muzzies" so bad he couldn't stand it re the Garland TX event.

Fcuk Fox News.

Back to Turn On Netflix. I'm taking notes.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (48QDY)

77 A loaded cheapo Saturday Night Special with the safety off or broken trigger guard might go off if dropped

Accidents happen

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (kOqPh)

78 And it was an Assault Revolver!!!

Posted by: Lefty Hysteric at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (qh617)

79 Somebody wanna wake up Jerry Rivers so he can get his ass down there and search out the truth?

-
Or that guy who thought ear plugs were rubber bullets.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (XUKZU)

80 Typically a rifle won't fire when dropped, unless
it's had a trigger job done by someone who isn't quite sure what they're
doing.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (jhqr1)

Like Remington?

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (ecDRv)

81 Does Shep still do his reports from the bridge of the Enterprise?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

82 Let's hear it for truthiness!
As long as it fits the narrative does it really have to have happened?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (2TN4k)

83 She was pressured into it by the news-rape culture?


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier


She didn't want to lie, but the power structures in place triggered her into being a lying sh!tweasel agitator.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (/Ho8c)

84 BREAKING NEWS: Mass rapes in Camden Yards! Boog Powell is eating people!!

Posted by: Shemp Smyth at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (TOk1P)

85 The bayonet probably hit the trigger.

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (FRkJH)

86 Shep. Most deadliest.

My 4th grade language arts teacher would come from the grave.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (48QDY)

87 81
Does Shep still do his reports from the bridge of the Enterprise?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)


Yes. All he's missing is a light saber and a cape.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (FsuaD)

88 Some older guns can readily go off if dropped. Modern models are supposed to be designed to help prevent that. Dropping any gun is bad ju-ju, regardless.

Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (8GKDa)

89 The real horror is that someday a cop is going to have to shoot somebody in that neighborhood or be shot himself.

I know they aren't the sharpest, most creative pencils in the box, but even a gang banging thug criminal can figure out that cops are going to try super hard not to shoot anyone in Baltimore, especially not in that area. Which gives you a lot more... leeway, lets say.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (39g3+)

90 When I was a kid, sometimes my gun would go off by itself if I was having a really good dream......

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (xWW96)


premature discharge, mmm?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (kQBSd)

91 But the mockers will not be quick to point out the embarrassment was courtesy of Fox's midday MSNBC host -- for some reason, Fox lets an MSNBC host do their breaking news -- or that his embarrassment was caused by attempting to promote leftist narratives.

Shep is our version of "equal time".

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (cL79m)

92 Back to Turn On Netflix. I'm taking notes.

Posted by: Golfman


Oh, is it good? In my list, but haven't started it yet.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (/Ho8c)

93 >>I'm just amazed anyone watches Fox News let alone any other TV news shows. Seriously.

Where do you get your news? Where do you think blogs get their content?

When bloggers have reporters then maybe that would make sense but until they do there is either TV or written. You don't have to buy everything they say but it's kind of dumb to say I don't like TV so therefore I don't want to know whats going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (g1DWB)

94 And BIG safety tip...

if yer gonna put your gun down your waistband... in front...

make sure the damn safety is on....

Posted by: One Nut Jones at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (qh617)

95 Does Shep still do his reports from the bridge of the Enterprise?




Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

Yes. All he's missing is a light saber and a cape.




Posted by: Jane D'oh
Uh oh...

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (FRkJH)

96 Does he refer to Christ as "The Saviour?

Minor point of order, here.

"Christ" is (IIRC) the Greek translation of the Hebrew word which we translate (transliterate?) into English as "Messiah" which, yes, means "savior."

So simply referring to him as "Jesus Christ" *IS* referring to him as "Jesus the Savior."

Not that Shep would know that.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f)

97 I'm sure all the Leftist commenters who scream about FAUX SNOOZE!
will strangely find it difficult to reference this episode.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (xSCb6)

98
I never asked for a shit san'wich, but someone served it without my knowledge.

Posted by: Miss Shepard Smith at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (P330y)

99 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (FsuaD)


Party foul. You seem to be confusing Star Trek with Star Wars

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (AkOaV)

100 Obviously the cops shot the gun out of his hand. We've all seen it done a million times in movies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

101 A beat-up old revolver that has been used in multiple drive by shootings, and as a crack pipe, might go off if a running thug tossed it down. Get'em Shep, salvage your reputation by making up a "sniper" or "rpg" story ... others get away with it and grow up to be real eaters of shit and not just whiny wannabes.

Posted by: goon at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (gy5kE)

102 There I was, eating some brains and elbows, when the police started firing wildly at whoever walked by. It was crayzee!

Posted by: Shep Smith's Eyewitness Cannibal at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (1CroS)

103
You'd almost wonder if all this was about dis-arming the police like in England...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (5luh1)

104 BREAKING NEWS: Mass rapes in Camden Yards!

Is JJ Hardy still with the Orioles? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (ZKzrr)

105
FOX like National Review online, is a shithole of leftist masquerading as populists and a lead anchor who's a true believer.



The only reason FOX leads the other networks are the hot bimbos they
parade around and the lucky fact that the other nets seem to not be
bothered by their outright partisanship and bad ratings.







Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (bckL9)


Yeah. Not so much that Fox is better than the rest of the MSM, than they are the least worst.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (Jh0nR)

106 Party foul. You seem to be confusing Star Trek with Star Wars

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (AkOaV)


Awww, hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (FsuaD)

107 And it was an Assault Revolver Derringer, with the Thing That Goes Up!!!

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (kff5f)

108 Posted by: Shep Smith's Eyewitness Cannibal

Youse guys, brining teh funneh.

Love this place.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (/Ho8c)

109
A beat-up old revolver....multiple drive by shootings...a crack pipe...a running thug ...



CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (5luh1)

110 Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (g1DWB)

Internet. Other than watching some cnn when Baltimore was burning I haven't watched cable news in around 5 years

Posted by: Mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (3M6RX)

111 Technically I've had an accidental discharge. I was at the range firing a 1911 with a very sensitive trigger. (3 lbs I think)

I fired one shot and I guess I held the trigger a bit too long and a second shot fired. Fortunately I had the weapon pointed downrange and I don't limp-wrist the recoil.

That's probably the scariest dumb thing I've ever done with a weapon.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (jhqr1)

112 THEY RAPED AND ATE THE MAN WHO WAS SHOT!

RAPED AND ATE!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (FRkJH)

113 You don't have to buy everything they say but it's kind of dumb to say I don't like TV so therefore I don't want to know whats going on.

Wait a moment as I sweep the straw out of the way before I respond...

Watching 24 hour news for your information is like going to sit at a lady's sewing circle for an honest perspective on people in town. They're awful at their jobs, sensationalistic, often wrong in their rush to get their first, focus on side issues, have idiot commentators on, and are just overall terrible sources of information. TV news channels swing between idiotically biased to just tabloid crap.

This isn't remotely in question.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (39g3+)

114 it's kind of dumb to say I don't like TV so therefore I don't want to know whats going on.

If you want to know what's going on, TV is the last place you should go.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (ZKzrr)

115 Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (/Ho8c)

Pretty good so far. Episode 4.

Hit the Third Amendment early.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (48QDY)

116 I Hate Shep. If Fox didn't have all those blond babes they'd lose 75% of their viewers.

-
Let's not forget Stacey Dash.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (XUKZU)

117 Is JJ Hardy still with the Orioles? Asking for a friend.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (ZKzrr)


I think he's on the disabled list. I don't know if that means he can't rape right now or not though.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (TOk1P)

118 Messiah / Christos means anointed (king by Divine calling), not Savior

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (kOqPh)

119 Yes, there was a shooting may mean No, there was no shooting.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (J6suc)

120 These same idiots who shove their guns down the front of their droopy pants think the proper way to hold a gun is sideways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (FsuaD)

121 Shep and Brain Williams should be locked in a room together just for the stories they would tell about it.

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (RJMhd)

122 I think these are rubber bullets....., are these rubber bullets?

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (F2IAQ)

123 Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:46 PM (g1DWB)



Well, you sort of refuted yourself in that objectively stupid comment.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (xSCb6)

124 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! NOT THAT YOU SHOULD...

Posted by: SHEP! at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (FRkJH)

125 so they shot him in the back or they shot him in the face..
two people claimd they SAW IT live.

so which is it the face or the back?

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (nqBYe)

126 "What Action News Shep..."

He is a stooge, so he should be called Shemp. Of course that is probably an insult to Shemp Howard.

Posted by: NotCoach at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (rsudF)

127 *brian*

oy.

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (RJMhd)

128 the man that was raped, shot later eaten....floated by

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (0O7c5)

129 Posted by: Golfman

Ok, thanks.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (/Ho8c)

130 >>Internet. Other than watching some cnn when Baltimore was burning I haven't watched cable news in around 5 years

And where do you think the internet gets much of its news? It's not like there are internet drones out there feeding info to servers. There are always humans in the process and TV is just one method of getting the news.

And sometime the internet is, get this, wrong. Remember those reports of Freddie Gray having back surgery?

TV at least brings video, often live. I can always turn the sound off.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB)

131 The Caucasian shot him!!111!!!!!!

-- female "witness"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (FsuaD)

132 I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.



I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)


I expect that there might be instances when an old, or badly worn gun, or one that had been fucked with, could discharge on its own if dropped while the hammer was cocked.

There used to be a legend that the best way to use a Sten gun, was to cock it, and fling it into a German pillbox, whereupon it commence firing upon hitting the concrete, and bounce around, spraying randomly until the mag emptied.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (Jh0nR)

133 The only shooting was apparently in Shep's mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (GGCsk)

134
Is JJ Hardy still with the Orioles? Asking for a friend.




Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (ZKzrr)


I think he's on the disabled list. I don't know if that means he can't rape right now or not though.


Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (TOk1P)


Yep, latest news is that he's been cleared to begin a rehab assignment. Which means he is free to rape once more.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (TOk1P)

135 >>Yeah. Not so much that Fox is better than the rest of the MSM, than they are the least worst.

My son likes to put on CNN and it is just SO BAD.
Fox may not be great, but it's not full-on Leftist agenda like the rest of the news providers.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (2TN4k)

136 ...and a lead anchor who's a true believer

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (bckL9)

Help me here. I ain't seeing it.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (48QDY)

137 Je Suis Shep!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (FcR7P)

138 Now if you would just pull your pants up it keeps the pistol from falling out.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (mvenn)

139 I Hate Shep. If Fox didn't have all those blond babes they'd lose 75% of their viewers.

Ainsley Earhardt for the win!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (kQBSd)

140 so which is it the face or the back?

Posted by: willow

The back of the face. Right about here. *waves hand wildly about head*(

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (FRkJH)

141 Well if it's rape when you say "yes", then it's also a shooting with no shots.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (GGCsk)

142 Messiah / Christos means anointed (king by Divine calling), not Savior

Okay, yes. But since God's Anointed is the Savior of Israel (or, for Christians- of the World) we get into semantics really quickly.

How about he's at least calling him "Jesus the King," which comes pretty darn close?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (kff5f)

143 Technically I've had an accidental discharge.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (jhqr1)


You know

*types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

144 Like Remington?

Are Remington rifles famous for firing when they're dropped? I've never dropped a rifle and can't recall anyone telling me Remingtons were dangerous in that way.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (jhqr1)

145 Omg the SHEP! Comments ha!

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (RJMhd)

146 Heh. Shep seems strangely sheepish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (FsuaD)

147 121 Shep and Brain Williams should be locked in a room together just for the stories they would tell about it.
Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (RJMhd)

I sucked Shep's dick.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Brian Williams at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (48QDY)

148
The bro got shot in the dick, but it was only a nick.

Posted by: Snoop Snoopy Bog at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (P330y)

149 Other than watching some cnn when Baltimore was burning I haven't watched cable news in around 5 years

-
Well, you give the people what they want and they'll watch it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (XUKZU)

150 Ainsley Earhardt for the win!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:52 PM (kQBSd)

She ain't got nothing on Notorious PAB.

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (ecDRv)

151 Is JJ Hardy still with the Orioles? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (ZKzrr)


Yes. He's been on the DL all year with a left shoulder injury

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (cL79m)

152 I've got a pair of shoes that would make a better broadcaster than this guy.

Honestly, what demographic is Fox going for with this buffoon?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (GGCsk)

153 Death, taxes, Shep Smith being an annoying diphsit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (659DL)

154 Sonofabitch, and I turned FNC off in the background because it was Shep's hour.

Just can't win.

Posted by: Oedipus sizing up Kelly Brook's Glorious Ta-Tas at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (CXLVd)

155 Notorious PAB?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (/Ho8c)

156 THE OFFICER WAS RAPING A BABY'S MOTHER WHEN HE SHOT THE UNARMED MAN FROM THE BACK OF HIS HORSE!

THE BACK OF HIS HORSE!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (FRkJH)

157 shep said he needed to go to the hospital because he fell on the asphault/concrete.....for goodness sake......

Darnedest thing, landing on that coke bottle. Can you get it out? ...rhythmically?

Posted by: Shep "Shep" Smith at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (FcR7P)

158 A week or so ago Gutfeld and Shep got into it while Shep was monopolizing The Five.

I don't think there's much love between those two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (FsuaD)

159
Miss Shepard Smith sucked Hillary's dick!

Posted by: Brian Williams the Truth Teller at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (P330y)

160 Wait, did you just shoot me up the poop shoot?

Posted by: Shep at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (GGCsk)

161 Shep only reports "the facts."*





*"Facts" include repeating anything protesters and their handlers say as if it was objective truth.

Posted by: AMartel at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (WWgnZ)

162 Heh. Shep seems strangely sheepish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (FsuaD)


I see you've discovered another one of my minions.

Posted by: Demon Sheep at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (cL79m)

163 If a handgun goes off in the forest but nobody hears it, is it still a shooting?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (XUKZU)

164 Witness: I hear him say," 'Scuse me while I whip this out", then bang!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (0x/TW)

165 Maybe MSNBC will let Brit Hume do the "Ed" show.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (laMCB)

166 You'd almost wonder if all this was about dis-arming the police like in England...



#1. All the police would quit.
#2. After a week of using unarmed community thugs, they'd quit too.

Pro tip: NEVER go unarmed to a gunfight.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (qu1Tl)

167 Shep is the Al Sharpton of Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (FsuaD)

168 Really, are they trying to steal viewers from MSNBC with this clown?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (GGCsk)

169 THE OFFICER FIRED ON THE DIRIGIBLE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE IT BURST INTO FLAMES AND CRASHED TO THE GROUND! OH THE HUMANITY!

THE HUMANITY!!!

Posted by: SHEP! at May 04, 2015 03:56 PM (FRkJH)

170 Stop bothering me. I'm busy. Waxing Action News Shep's eyebrows.

Posted by: bour3 at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (5x3+2)

171 shep said he needed to go to the hospital because he fell on the asphault/concrete.....for goodness sake......

Darnedest thing, landing on that coke bottle. Can you get it out? ...rhythmically?

Posted by: Shep "Shep" Smith at May 04,

One in a million shot!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (XUKZU)

172 Ditching the liar sock.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (48QDY)

173 126 Shemp Howard may have been a Stooge, but he wasn't a liar.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (Ilm6f)

174 Witnesses on the scene have reported man at truck stop resembling Shep Smith soliciting hook ups in the bathroom.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (mt2jL)

175 These same idiots who shove their guns down the front of their droopy pants think the proper way to hold a gun is sideways.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:50 PM (FsuaD)
------
According to the blog comment quoted here that too is the Joos' fault. /

"Gangsters hold there guns that way, because they did it in a movie. They did it in a movie because they were shown that way by some Israelis. Want to know the truth, I am old and was there so listen up. Back in the day El Al airlines had security on each plane due to highjackings. The security guys used Beretta model 70 22 lr single action semi autos. They were taught to carry the handgun in condition three ( hammer down on a empty chamber) at the draw stroke, they brought up the Berreta with their strong hand, thrusting it in front of them at the "gangster" flat angle, grasping the slide with their weak hand. Then they snapped the slide back cambering a round and touched off the first shot like that, this was meant to be done as you were charging the highjacker or in very close proximity of him, you would straighten up the pistol and go two handed for followup shots if needed. Some of these security people left El-al and came to the US to start a company to train US Law enforcement. We were still using mostly revolvers back then so that did not pan out, but they did transition out to Hollywood and work as technical advisers for that industry, they showed this move to a director, he thought it looked cool and so was born the "gangster style. Although it sucks to be old like me, I got to see some cool stuff in my life, so endth tonights history lesson."

Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (NUqwG)

176 I was watching. Tiffany was just convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that a young black man had just been murdered for no reason whatsoever by white cops. Convinced, I say. She actually said that no amount of proof could convince her otherwise.

Posted by: Steve Picray at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (N1yvt)

177 "If it doesn't bleed, it still leads."


Fox motto

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (mvenn)

178 There was a reason cowboys used to carry only five rounds in their six-shooters. The old revolvers would definitely go off if something hit the hammer hard enough and a round was under the hammer. Drop the gun on the hammer, drop a heavy stirrup on the hammer, etc. and BANG.

Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (pMGkg)

179 144
Like Remington?



Are Remington rifles famous for firing when they're dropped? I've
never dropped a rifle and can't recall anyone telling me Remingtons were
dangerous in that way.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (jhqr1)

Remington 700 trigger recall. Don't know if it was specific only to drop testing the trigger, but there was quite a bit of press about poor trigger design leading to accidental discharges.

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (ecDRv)

180 You know

*types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*


Heh. If you were thinking of making a premature ejaculation joke, I'm honestly more embarrassed about having an A.D. than I would be about a P.E.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (jhqr1)

181 I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.



I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)


I expect that there might be instances when an old, or badly worn gun, or one that had been fucked with, could discharge on its own if dropped while the hammer was cocked.

There used to be a legend that the best way to use a Sten gun, was to cock it, and fling it into a German pillbox, whereupon it commence firing upon hitting the concrete, and bounce around, spraying randomly until the mag emptied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------------

Any number of old revolvers could fire as a consequence of being dropped. They did not have hammer blocks.

Iver Johnson made a big deal out of it when they came up with a "Hammer the hammer" ad, which showed a revolver hammer being safely hammered with a claw hammer.

History : http://tinyurl.com/caonr96

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (F2IAQ)

182
A week or so ago Gutfeld and Shep got into it while Shep was monopolizing The Five.

I don't think there's much love between those two.


Yeah. Apparently Shep has the clout to emstompen the Five if it's big news and he was all "we're reporters, it's too early to speculate!".

Which is not why I tune in to The Five. (I listen on XM, if it were TV I'd tune in for the bewbs). Mostly I wait for everyone else to stop mouthing pablum and let Gutfeld talk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (JtwS4)

183 Notorious PAB?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (/Ho8c)


Patty Ann Browne

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (cL79m)

184 168
Really, are they trying to steal viewers from MSNBC with this clown?



The head of MSNBC has actually said he'd love to hire Shep from Fox.


If only.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (FsuaD)

185 Shepard Smith appears to be a male with an on-going case of PMS.

I said, "appears to be a male".

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (WhKqH)

186 What's that, chief? Mass shootings in the streets of Baltimore???
I'M ON MY WAY!!!

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (YFFpo)

187 Shep is the Al Sharpton of Fox.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

SHEP IS THE AL SHARPTON OF FOX NEWS?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (FRkJH)

188 Yep, latest news is that he's been cleared to begin a rehab assignment. Which means he is free to rape once more.

Oooh, Norfolk Tides are at Indy Indians next weekend.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:59 PM (ZKzrr)

189 I have to defend Shep here. If veteran reporter Mike Tobin gets in your ear during the break and swears he WATCHED the police shoot someone, are you really going to pass up an incredible scoop and say "I don't believe you."

If anyone deserves blame, it's probably Tobin. But even he probably just made an honest mistake, the kind eyewitnesses make every day.

Posted by: TenthJustice at May 04, 2015 03:59 PM (0O9nI)

190 Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (NUqwG)

O_o

o_O

I think I just lost about 10 points from my IQ.
Rolling the 3D6 sanity loss now...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

191 155
Notorious PAB?


Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (/Ho8c)
http://www.google.com/search?q=Notorious+PAB


Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:59 PM (ecDRv)

192 Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (pMGkg)

which is one reason the 1911 A1 has a half cock safety feature...

It was designed with cavalry in mind.

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:59 PM (qh617)

193 Cops handcuffing babies brought to the protest. Handcuffs too big so they slipped off . Cops thought babies trying to flee so they shot them as they claim they feared for their safety.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 04:00 PM (mt2jL)

194 REPORTERS CATCH "PROTESTERS" SPINNING FALSE TESTIMONY ABOUT A "POLICE SHOOTING" IN REAL TIME??!!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 04:00 PM (laMCB)

195 Shep Smith could drag his lazy ass the 400 to 500 yards over dry ground to the Superdome and Convention Center where post-apocalypic Thunderdome fights were held and bodies stacked in freezers (which still worked despite being without power for 3 days). Why didn't occur to any of the news hounds covering Katrina to get Pulitzer prize winning photos and video of the horrors rather than just repeating the same gossip?

Posted by: deadman at May 04, 2015 04:00 PM (bNnI1)

196 SAY WHAT?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 04:01 PM (FRkJH)

197 _Naw aw, There was an eye-witness. Leland Vittert interviewed her. And she said,. he wasn't doing anything, ... he was running down the street and that Caucasian po-lice man just shot him down..

Yep, right there on TV an eye witness saw a cop shoot him in the back for no reason.


Posted by: Ralph at May 04, 2015 04:01 PM (nkCeM)

198 Re the accidental discharge thing:

Dropped Gun Inertia Discharge

http://www.tactical-life.com/combat-handguns/dropped-gun-inertia-discharge/

I'm not a gun person, as you know, but this seemed like a reliable source.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (9BRsg)

199
Paypal is branching off ebay??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (5luh1)

200 Is Shep's mascara running again??

Posted by: pam at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (cgrL5)

201 just knowing the white police could have shot the black man is enough.............

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (0O7c5)

202 BREAKING NEWS: Black protestors are eating each other at the Food King!!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (9hBOH)

203 Technically I've had an accidental discharge.



Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:49 PM (jhqr1)


I've given myself dishonorable discharges more times than I can count.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (fwARV)

204
Shep Smith has been to rehab on at least two occasions, and it was either alcohol or cock nuzzling?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (P330y)

205 Let's not forget Stacey Dash.

Ugh, she's Clueless.

/ goin' for the cheap popular culture joke, she's probably not

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (xQX/f)

206 TV at least brings video, often live. I can always turn the sound off.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (g1DWB)


--------------------------------------------


Which is what I do. I get the video, plus the hot babes.

Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 04:03 PM (/HX7u)

207 "b) guns don't just "go off".

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (AkOaV)"

Of course they do. Don't you ever watch television? Haven't you ever watched any soap operas?

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at May 04, 2015 04:03 PM (KDbAT)

208 I wonder what the average length of time on the job is for the guy who does the drop testing at the Remington factory.



"Hey Bob, call the HR office, we're gonna need another Timmy!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 04:03 PM (mvenn)

209 Why didn't occur to any of the news hounds covering Katrina to get Pulitzer prize winning photos and video of the horrors rather than just repeating the same gossip?

Because it was worse than Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome in there! With the pooping and the cannibalism and whatnot.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:03 PM (jhqr1)

210 49 And, OT, but why dis Shep just say "The Prophet" Mohammed? Does he refer to Christ as "The Saviour?"
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (hRYxp)


He and all the rest of the Left butt-buddies just love saying that.

Don't effin' understand it, I don't. Get it, but don't understand it.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at May 04, 2015 04:03 PM (fbBPX)

211 You know

*types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*

Heh. If you were thinking of making a premature ejaculation joke, I'm honestly more embarrassed about having an A.D. than I would be about a P.E.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM


I doubt that was her intent, but I'm sure that joke is coming quickly...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 04:04 PM (h4vJk)

212 SHEP IS THE AL SHARPTON OF FOX NEWS?

If Charlie Crist and Al Sharpton had a baby....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:04 PM (659DL)

213 I dropped my Glock down a flight of concrete and steel stairs watching and wincing as it went end over end until it hit bottom. Wipes sweat from brow.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (mt2jL)

214 Heh. If you were thinking of making a premature ejaculation joke, I'm honestly more embarrassed about having an A.D. than I would be about a P.E.


Combine the 2 and you have E.D.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (kQBSd)

215 Shep, taking the dicks out of his hands, ass, and mouth was able to tweet this important new story. I don't watch Fox News anymore. Does that make me a bad conservative?

Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (YhayY)

216 I doubt that was her intent, but I'm sure that joke is coming quickly...

Because delicate flower of innocent virtue? And a Raptor brigade?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (jhqr1)

217 If Charlie Crist and Al Sharpton had a baby....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:04 PM (659DL)


They'd name it Crist-Al and start marketing champagne.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (fwARV)

218 I doubt that was her intent, but I'm sure that joke is coming quickly...

Climaxing, as it were.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (659DL)

219 "193
Cops handcuffing babies brought to the protest. Handcuffs too big so
they slipped off . Cops thought babies trying to flee so they shot them
as they claim they feared for their safety.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 04:00 PM (mt2jL)"

Don't be so harsh. The cops thought they were dogs as they crawled away on all fours.

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM (KDbAT)

220 I doubt that was her intent, but I'm sure that joke is coming quickly...

Yeah, pretty sure it'll just squirt out eventually.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (DT3rQ)

221 well, i suppose now we know how a meme is born in Real Time.

also witnesses might make shit up.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (nqBYe)

222 202 BREAKING NEWS: Black protestors are eating each other at the Food King!!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2015 04:02 PM (9hBOH)

Al Sharpton to decry the lack of white meat as social injustice.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (2Ojst)

223 From the screen capture, the weapon in question appears to be a Ruger single-action revolver, either a Blackhawk or Super Blackhawk. (Resolution isn't good enough to be sure.) The older models could discharge if dropped, hammer down, onto a hard surface.

Posted by: PPs43 at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (gs8t9)

224 SHEP IS THE AL SHARPTON OF FOX NEWS?



If Charlie Crist and Al Sharpton had a baby....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



A BABY?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (FRkJH)

225 I doubt that was her intent, but I'm sure that joke is coming quickly...

Climaxing, as it were.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:05 PM


Comicus: The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (h4vJk)

226 witness.......i know what i saw!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (0O7c5)

227 Yeah, pretty sure it'll just squirt out eventually.


moan...

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (kQBSd)

228 _Tobin didn't say he say him get shot.
He said he was making notes, a guy runs by, he heard a gunshot, and the guy falls to the ground. He said he did not see the shooting.


Posted by: Ralph at May 04, 2015 04:07 PM (nkCeM)

229 Interesting local news report
Shot
Not shot
Pepper spray
No pepper spray


It's gonna be a long hot summer here in the city.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:07 PM (VPLuQ)

230 Cops handcuffing babies brought to the protest. Handcuffs too big so they slipped off . Cops thought babies trying to flee so they shot them as they claim they feared for their safety.

Pfft, haven't you ever heard of thumb cuffs? That's how you restrain a baby. That and duck tape.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:08 PM (jhqr1)

231 I must strongly protest this homophobic rhetoric directed at the courageous Shepherd Smith. He is consistently a voice of bipartisan reason at Faux Noise, one reason he was shoved aside in favor of that bleached blonde skank Megyn Kelly.

He is the only one on that channel worth watching, certainly more so than the rest of their hate-filled neo-Nazi RethugliKKKan harpies in their "come and get it" minidresses and stiletto heels.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at May 04, 2015 04:08 PM (lo0NG)

232 228
_Tobin didn't say he say him get shot.
He said he was making notes, a
guy runs by, he heard a gunshot, and the guy falls to the ground. He
said he did not see the shooting.



But "witnesses" saw him gunned down!!!!! In the back!!!!! By a Caucasian!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:08 PM (FsuaD)

233 also witnesses might make shit up.

Half the progg mockery of Shep and Tobin will to be cover that up.

(The other half is because they're trained seals with no imagination. Faux Newz! Hurr hurr!)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:08 PM (ZKzrr)

234 duck tape

WABBIT TAPE!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:08 PM (659DL)

235 bleached blonde skank Megyn Kelly


Mary, them there are fightin words!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:09 PM (kQBSd)

236 Considering black males are being unjustly assaulted and shot by racist
cops by the thousands you would think once in a while the left could
find one that didn't die as a victim of police brutality. Maybe one
that was maimed, shot in the leg, etc... Seem like it would make a great
story for the MSM to present to the public, Why is that? Is every
single black male killed in the confrontations? It is almost as if it is
better for the left wing narrative if the victim isn't around to be tell
his story. be questioned and cross examined. Or speak in public.
Weird. It's as if the left is hiding something about these fine young
men.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 04, 2015 04:09 PM (1BQGO)

237 RethugliKKKan harpies in their "come and get it" minidresses and stiletto heels

But enough about Bill O'Reilly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:09 PM (659DL)

238 It's gonna be a long hot summer here in the city.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:07 PM (VPLuQ)

i feel badly for you....i escaped md in 2002.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (0O7c5)

239 And, OT, but why dis Shep just say "The Prophet" Mohammed? Does he refer to Christ as "The Saviour?"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2015 03:41 PM (hRYxp)


One of the terms of our cooperation treaty with our allies-of-convenience.

Posted by: Presstitute Organs at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (cL79m)

240 Must be a really old Ruger blackhawk then, I have one made in the 70's and it has the firing pin tab which would prevent hammer contact if dropped.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (xWW96)

241 duck tape

WABBIT TAPE!!!


It's real!
http://goo.gl/x4CGKV

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (jhqr1)

242 Interesting local news report
Shot
Not shot
Pepper spray
No pepper spray
--------------

They are using the Obama economic growth model.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (F2IAQ)

243 i wish we had the video of the woman going around screaming about how she SAW the cop shoot the guy in the face.

sigh.

it's like they Want to think it.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM (nqBYe)

244 It's gonna be a long hot summer here in the city.

Yeah, the Baltimore CVS might want to wait until about January 10th,2016 to start making repairs. 2017 before they restock the oxy.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (xQX/f)

245 Is duck tape made by ducks, or is it used on ducks?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1JqUE)

246 60-80% of the first reports in big news stories seem to be bullshit. We should keep that in mind.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (lIU4e)

247 And immediately after the shooting a bunch of hysterical black "eyewitnesses" threw a fake fit on TV about having just personally witnessed the racist cops murdering an innocent black kid.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (ZPrif)

248 Must be a really old Ruger blackhawk then, I have one made in the 70's and it has the firing pin tab which would prevent hammer contact if dropped.
Posted by: maddogg
---------------

Again, some history on hammer-blocks
History : http://tinyurl.com/caonr96

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (F2IAQ)

249 "Heh. If you were thinking of making a premature
ejaculation joke, I'm honestly more embarrassed about having an A.D.
than I would be about a P.E.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:57 PM (jhqr1)"

And that brings up the old joke --

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: They think we care.

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (KDbAT)

250 Just overheard at work:

"Where can I find an aero?" (pronounced "arrow").

It was really hard not to say, "Academy, or Gander Mtn, I imagine."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

251 He is the only one on that channel worth watching,
certainly more so than the rest of their hate-filled neo-Nazi
RethugliKKKan harpies ...
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro,

Mary, didn't you get the memo? The word thug has negative connotations and is now considered racist. Please update your Newspeak word editor.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (1BQGO)

252 Is duck tape made by ducks, or is it used on ducks?

From. It is made from ducks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

253 threw a fake fit on TV about having just personally witnessed the racist cops murdering an innocent black kid.
Posted by: Costanza Defense
------------------------

... who was planning on studying microbiology, and curing cancer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (F2IAQ)

254 As I heard it the Grand Duke and Duchess of Baltimore got shot. I say we go to War!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (rDqRv)

255 Geez, what with all these pretend injuries I feel like I went to a riot and a basketball game broke out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (XUKZU)

256 Geez, what with all these pretend injuries I feel like I went to a riot and a basketball game broke out.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (XUKZU)

257 Funny that people referred to duct tape so often as duck tape that the is a brand of duct tape called duck tape.

(Say that three times fast)

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (mt2jL)

258
How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (JtwS4)

259 Is duck tape made by ducks, or is it used on ducks?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1JqUE)


How else would a duck keep his ass watertight, I ask you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (Jh0nR)

260 what with all these pretend injuries I feel like I went to a riot and a basketball game broke out.

Heh.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:13 PM (kff5f)

261 ... who was planning on studying microbiology, and curing cancer.

Concurrent with his rap career.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (ZKzrr)

262 245 Is duck tape made by ducks, or is it used on ducks?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1JqUE)


/flashback.... a number of years ago...

NO you idiot... I said DUCT tape, not Duck Tape... what the hell am I going to do with all this labels you printed????

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (qh617)

263 From. It is made from ducks.

Ducklings. They're more tender.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (xQX/f)

264 i wish we had the video of the woman going around screaming about how she SAW the cop shoot the guy in the face.

sigh.

it's like they Want to think it.


And people wonder how anyone was ever dumb enough to believe in witchcraft.

First you whip up the crowd against X. Then you wait for an excitable person to swear they saw X happen. Then the less excitable people have a witness to place their belief on. Then you've got a popular movement against X.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (jhqr1)

265 Stupid Shep breathlessly reporting about a shooting that never happened and then apologizing with a smirk. Then mentioning as an after thought the death of the NYPD officer, who was shot in the head.

Someone give that smug schmuck Shep a kick out the door and while they are at it follow up with that nagging know it all "judge" Napolitano and doughboy Rove

Posted by: Ma Bell at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (RLdcX)

266 From. It is made from ducks.
Posted by: AllenG
---------------

Grey ducks...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (F2IAQ)

267 I shot a man in Reno,
Just so Shep could watch him die.

Posted by: Brian "Man In Black" Williams at May 04, 2015 04:14 PM (0bXhD)

268 yeah that Toures guy on msnbc said likely riots all summer because Obviously ...


so any stores around there good for looting?
because that makes me feel a sense of righteousness against .. well er..

against people that have nothing to do with anything. but perfect time for free stuff. They don't need the stuff and it soothes my soul to get the free stuff.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

269 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (kff5f)

I always thought it was made from 100% consumer grade recycled baby duck eye balls.

is that not correct?


(also, funny aside... I had a neighbor with leaky ducts in his basement, old forced hot air system... asked me what he should use to tape them up. I just blinked at him a few times... "duct tape?" and I saw the wheels turning and he said "ooooooooh" then I said "or silver tape" and he got all confused again)

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)

270 "245
Is duck tape made by ducks, or is it used on ducks?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:11 PM (1JqUE)"

Back in the day it used to be called duct tape because it was used on heating, ventilation and air conditioning ducts.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (KDbAT)

271 Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

I'm waiting for the next round of lootin to get my new flat screen TV.

Fuck saving up for it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)

272 The Left is looking for another Kent state - and if they have to shoot a bunch of people themselves to get one, well they'll do what it takes!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (hLRSq)

273 burn the MSM to the ground

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (dFCDy)

274 240
Must be a really old Ruger blackhawk then, I have one made in the 70's
and it has the firing pin tab which would prevent hammer contact if
dropped.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:10 PM

I think they started putting the transfer bars in the revolvers in the early seventies. Then, as now, you could send Ruger your old-style gun and they would convert it to the new system free of charge.

Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (8GKDa)

275 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (KDbAT)

Yeah, until they invented silver tape which doesnt dry up and get all shitty within a few years.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (AkOaV)

276 NO you idiot... I said DUCT tape, not Duck Tape... what the hell am I going to do with all this labels you printed????
Posted by: BB Wolf
----------------------

* recalls a street sign for Ridenhour Road, "Ride-an Hour" *

It was on an AF base, naturally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (F2IAQ)

277 NO you idiot... I said DUCT tape, not Duck Tape... what the hell am I going to do with all this labels you printed????
Posted by: BB Wolf
----------------------

* recalls a street sign for Ridenhour Road, "Ride-an Hour" *

It was on an AF base, naturally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (F2IAQ)

278 Duck tape used to be made from passenger pigeons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (8ZskC)

279 Alien abduction in Baltimore.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 04, 2015 04:17 PM (W5DcG)

280 The duck tape industry already drove the passenger pigeon to extinction, and now they're working on the ducks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)

281 Once again, folks, let this reportage marinate while you mumble Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect.

This is what "we" rely on to get informed. Big mistake. Huuuge mistake. Trust none of what you see, even less of what you hear. And that goes double for newspersons and eyewitness cannibal reports.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (1CroS)

282 I remember the harrowing time in Ferguson when I saw policemen gun down dozens of unarmed young black protestors in the streets.

Posted by: Brian Williams, Serious News Personality at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (dFCDy)

283
Duck tape used to be made from passenger pigeons.

My family were prominent Auk Tape industrialists, but we're back to white trash now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (JtwS4)

284 It takes a tough man to make a tender duck tape.

Posted by: Frank Perdoo at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (xQX/f)

285 Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (nqBYe)

I'm waiting for the next round of lootin to get my new flat screen TV.

Fuck saving up for it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (AkOaV)

hell where's our riots! maybe the tea party can get a move on, what dumb asses to not think How they would have had such Support by rioting and stealing and beating civilians..
besides i would like to grab some new shoes and some spiffy clothing for spring.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

286 For all the duck vs duct tape people:

Duct tape was originally an adhesive placed on duck cloth backing. So even though it was used on ducts, its duck cloth origin makes both names perfectly reasonable.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:19 PM (jhqr1)

287 The duck tape industry already drove the passenger pigeon to extinction, and now they're working on the ducks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 04:17 PM (8ZskC)


So what you're saying is we need to invent Squirrel Tape.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f)

288 Pss, the next big thing for investors?

"Toucan Tape"

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:19 PM (dFCDy)

289 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (1CroS)

Yep.

Around 5 years ago is when I realized Fox wasn't any different than the rest of the cable news channels. Less insulting barbs thrown at me and my beliefs, but just as shitty.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:19 PM (AkOaV)

290 Of course there was no shooting
There were no dogs in sight

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:19 PM (PYQ4e)

291 Back in the day it used to be called duct tape because it was used on heating, ventilation and air conditioning ducts.

Although, in the insulator's union, we didn't even have it. Always used the silver stuff or the white tape.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2015 04:20 PM (FcR7P)

292 I like the commercial of the guy repairing a bridge support with duct tape. Must not have been very good commercial though because I've forgotten what they were advertising.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 04, 2015 04:20 PM (mt2jL)

293 I've yet to hear somebody pronounce "duct tape" correctly and not sound like a pedantic ass.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:20 PM (dFCDy)

294 Duck tape used to be made from passenger pigeons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 04:16 PM (8ZskC)


The really heavy-duty stuff used to be made from cargo pigeons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (Jh0nR)

295 Once again, folks, let this reportage marinate while you mumble Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect.

This is what "we" rely on to get informed. Big mistake. Huuuge mistake. Trust none of what you see, even less of what you hear. And that goes double for newspersons and eyewitness cannibal reports.


"A man who doesn't read the paper is uninformed. A man who does read the paper is misinformed." --Mark Twain

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (jhqr1)

296 293
That's why I prefer Gorilla Tape

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (kQBSd)

297 Uh-oh...little Schlepp Smith will be spinning like a top tonight!

Posted by: Bill at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (JMNQR)

298 Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

and when TEA Partiers loot, we do it right.

Fuck CVS, we go right for the expensive electronics store, Tiffanys, Nordstrom (and Nordstrom Rack), Brooks Brothers, and J Press (assuming we're in the New Haven area).

I can buy my own toilet paper. A $4000 suit? Now thats worth looting.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)

299 it's like everyone is just Waiting to help out rioters feel justified in rioting.


we should move all the media and agitators to one city and lock the doors.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (nqBYe)

300 Wanna hear a no shitter?

Baltimore police recently arrested a suspect...with a Nagant revolver!
And he had the correct rounds in it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (VPLuQ)

301 The rules:

1. If the media say that it happened, then it happened.

2. If the media don't say that it happened, then it didn't happen. In certain cults, this is referred to as 'A sin of omission'.

3. In the event that rule one is invoked, subsequent, if any, retractions will be downplayed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (F2IAQ)

302 We have a lot of quality people competing to be the Republican candidate, and the leftards have the fukkin' Beast. Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (xWW96)

303 PGA Tour golfer Bob Estes tweeted in response to the shooting outside a Garland, Texas Draw Mohammad event Sunday night that Muslims may decide to exercise their [Second Amendment] rights when others exercise their First Amendment rights.

If you feel the need to mock Muhammad in a cartoon, just realize that Muslims may decide to exercise their #2A rights on you #truth #WWJD, Estes tweeted, using the popular hashtags for Second Amendment and What would Jesus do.

Weasel Zippers

This asshole must be one of the stupidest people alive. It's a wonder he has the brain power to swing a club?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (rDqRv)

304 Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:20 PM (dFCDy)

"duct" and "duck" sound very similar in my accent. When I worked in the trades, I used to laugh at all the HVAC guys talking about the "ducks".

"no, no, you mean ducts." "Yeah, thats what I said -- ducks" "no -- ducts" "What are you, an asshole? Shaddup"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)

305 "A man who doesn't read the paper is uninformed. A man who does read the paper is misinformed." --Mark Twain
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (jhqr1)

And thus, the man (or ette) who read the HQ is a Moron

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:23 PM (48QDY)

306 This is just proof positive that cops are always in the right
It's just losers lying about the situations

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (PYQ4e)

307 Baltimore stars in ;
As the lie churns

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

308 Baltimore police recently arrested a suspect...with a Nagant revolver!
And he had the correct rounds in it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (VPLuQ)


That thing was a pos when it was new issue.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (xWW96)

309 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (rDqRv)

Whoa. So the second amendment means I can shoot people I disagree with?

Hmmm.... Good to know....

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (AkOaV)

310 Although, in the insulator's union, we didn't even have it. Always used the silver stuff or the white tape.
Posted by: t-bird
--------------

Fabric-based tape is a bad choice for HVAC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (F2IAQ)

311 That's why I prefer Gorilla Tape

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (kQBSd)


"Raaaaacist" calls from the peanut gallery in 5, 4, 3....

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (cL79m)

312
Dey shot a boy!!!! In da back!!! And kil him!!!!!!

He dindunuffin!!!!

Posted by: LaTisha, Prof Witness at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (iQIUe)

313 And the man who leaves out the "s" is a moron.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (48QDY)

314 re the revolver... what the fuck is 7.62×38mmR ?!?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (AkOaV)

315 7.62 x 38mmR (sorry pixy)

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (AkOaV)

316 Perhaps they can send Shep Smith, Cub Reporter, into the deepest recesses of Baltimore to find the Truth of these dastardly events.


(And with any luck that will be the last he's heard from.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

317 And thus, the man (or ette) who read the HQ is a Moron

"Drunk," "possibly naked," and "obnoxious" are acceptable modifiers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (659DL)

318 so i guess i'll end my chat today with.

i'm glad a man was not shot in the face nor the back today in Baltimore.

peace.

Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (nqBYe)

319 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 04:24 PM (F2IAQ)

dries out and gets shitty within a few years.

silver tape is what normal people use. expensive though.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (AkOaV)

320 If you feel the need to mock Muhammad in a cartoon, just realize that Muslims may decide to exercise their #2A rights on you #truth #WWJD, Estes tweeted, using the popular hashtags for Second Amendment and What would Jesus do.

So by that logic, Bob Estes cannot complain when I shoot him and all his relations. Because his exercise of his first amendment right (sending out a tweet) offends me, so I he should "just realize that [ I ] may decide to exercise [my] #2A rights."

That's how this works, right? If I'm offended by what someone says or draws, I have every justification for shooting them?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (kff5f)

321 Lady also claimed he was shot in the fact and it was only a few feet in front of her and she saw it all. She then began wailing.

Someone on another forum said she must really believe she say that. Bull. If she does, she is delusional since it never happened. She's just lying.

Posted by: LaTisha, Prof Witness at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (iQIUe)

322 7.62 x 38mmR (sorry pixy)

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:25 PM (AkOaV)


The AK round, if memory serves.

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (cL79m)

323 I can buy my own toilet paper. A $4000 suit? Now thats worth looting.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:21 PM (AkOaV)

-------
Would you kindly do us the favor of checking out our line of fine toilet papers?

Posted by: Hanebisho at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (NUqwG)

324 So it wasn't shoot shooting?

Posted by: Whoppie at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (0FSuD)

325 "no, no, you mean ducts." "Yeah, thats what I said -- ducks" "no -- ducts" "What are you, an asshole? Shaddup"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:23 PM (AkOaV)


you're quacking me up...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (qh617)

326 I don't know which deserves more contempt, our political class, or our media class.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (dFCDy)

327 There was this time in Reno....

Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (F2IAQ)

328 fact = face

Posted by: LaTisha, Prof Witness at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (iQIUe)

329 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (rDqRv)

I posited overnight on the weekend, poor Bob Estes mis"tweeted".

As a self proclaimed conservative, I doubt he really meant that.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (48QDY)

330 7.62 x 38mmR (sorry pixy)

Don't apologize to that little bitch. Make him apologize for being a crap programmer.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (jhqr1)

331 This asshole must be one of the stupidest people alive. It's a wonder he has the brain power to swing a club?

Yeah, he caught royal hell for that tweet and quickly deleted it, replacing it something even dumber:

"I shouldn't have inserted 2A. I just meant they have the right to guns too and will use them as evidenced by tonight."

Mensa candidate, that one...

Posted by: wiserbud at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (XlHZs)

332 AK-47, 7.62X39

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (xWW96)

333 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (rDqRv)


The people who snark out "WWJD" forget that flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip is not out of the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)

334 322. That would be a 7.62x39

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (PYQ4e)

335 I don't know which deserves more contempt, our political class, or our media class.

We're going to need more contempt.

And the CVS stores are burning.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (659DL)

336 Old queens don't age well.

Posted by: NCKate at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (1EG5t)

337 WTF is Shep doing on Fox?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (Bn6aD)

338 I posited overnight on the weekend, poor Bob Estes mis"tweeted".

As a self proclaimed conservative, I doubt he really meant that.
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (48QDY)

Seemed pretty clear to me and he still stands by the first part that Mo is not to be touched or you die?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (rDqRv)

339 Is Shemp Smith the new Jimmy Olsen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (W5DcG)

340 Mensa candidate, that one...


Posted by: wiserbud at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (XlHZs)


Candidate's application: Disapproved!

Posted by: MENSA at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (qh617)

341 My memory must be slipping, the 7.62 x 38mmR round was the round for the Russian Nagant M1895. The 7.62x39 is the AK round.

Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (cL79m)

342 337 WTF is Shep doing on Fox?

Apparently doing the job even illegals won't do

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (PYQ4e)

343 Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2015 04:26 PM (cL79m)

googled it. apparently it was a proprietary round made specifically for that one revolver.

huh.

I can see why *that* never caught on

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (AkOaV)

344 Today begins the third week of one of my employees out sick.

Was in hospital for pneumonia.

Wife just called me to say that doctor's office called to change his medication.

Why? Apparently he now has Legionaires Disease.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (X+nFp)

345 "7.62 x 38mmR (sorry pixy)"
Unusual round, for an unusual revolver.

When pulling the bang switch, the cylinder moved forward, forcing the front of the uniquely designed casing into the barrel, sealing the gap between the cylinder and the barrel.

One of the only revolvers where s silencer was effective.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (VPLuQ)

346 A $4000 suit? Now thats worth looting.

Kind of a bitch waiting for the alterations guy to pin up the hems while the store's burning, though.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (ZKzrr)

347 I wonder if Gutfeld will snark on Shep? *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (FsuaD)

348 Is Shemp Smith the new Jimmy Olsen?

More like Mary Kate

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (kQBSd)

349 I have been unable to find Do-Do tape anywhere. What gives?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (0x/TW)

350 The people who snark out "WWJD" forget that flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip is not out of the realm of possibilities.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (hLRSq)


My response to that is always...

'What was one of the very last things Jesus told his disciples???? Sell your cloak, buy a sword...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (qh617)

351 38, 39; what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hiliary Rotten Von Der Schlikmeister at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (cL79m)

352 336 Old queens don't age well.
Posted by: NCKate at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (1EG5t)



The middle-aged-gay-man red hair dye is particularly unbecoming.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (vgIRn)

353 The Nagant round had a muzzle velocity of like 700 FPS, which makes it a most anemic cartridge.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (xWW96)

354 WTF is Shep doing on Fox?

Demonstrating the hard-to-pull-off shade between "carrot" and "tangerine."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (659DL)

355 As a self proclaimed conservative, I doubt he really meant that.

I don't know. There were a whole lot of "self proclaimed conservatives" last night blaming the event instead of the jihadis.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)

356 I hate when people call me Duct Tape. It is a microaggresion by people that know nothing about me.

Posted by: Duct Tape at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (1BQGO)

357 353 The Nagant round had a muzzle velocity of like 700 FPS, which makes it a most anemic cartridge.
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (xWW96)

7.62x25 Tokarev is infinitely superior.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (2Ojst)

358 In Baltimore, a police officer shot himself and lied and said he was shot in the line of duty to collect disability.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (nCKKS)

359 Apparently he now has Legionaires Disease.


Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (FsuaD)

360 314 re the revolver... what the fuck is 7.62 38mmR ?!?

It's the new Judge from Taurus: .38 Cal. pistol w/a 7.62 mm, 100 round fully-semi-automatic assault rifle underneath.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (5buP8)

361 Hold up.....
You mean there's a caliber besides the .45acp?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (PYQ4e)

362 Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (jhqr1)

Well in fairness I did try to copy and past the HTML "x" (as in multiplication x) and not the letter "x".

So, you know. Can't expect the Niueians (or whatever the fuck they're called) to know about all of our super secret HTML characters. haha

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:32 PM (AkOaV)

363
OD Green duct tape is "100 mph tape".

#11B

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 04:32 PM (Txrlv)

364 Arrest Shep for incite to riot.

He'll "earn" all the cigarettes in the can

Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (A9KzJ)

365 Hold up.....
You mean there's a caliber besides the .45acp?


Not one worth a damn.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (kQBSd)

366 7.62x25 Tokarev is infinitely superior.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 04:31 PM (2Ojst)



Hell yeah. I have a CZ 52 and that round exceeds 1500 fps. Designed to pierce american body armor of the 50's. It is hot.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (xWW96)

367 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (rDqRv)

Nah. He just frigged it up.

Read his timeline. Check who he follows.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (48QDY)

368 OD Green duct tape is "100 mph tape".

#11BPosted by: IllTemperedCur ********************************************************Not true. The guy we duct taped to the top of the car fell off at 80mph.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (1JqUE)

369 352
336 Old queens don't age well.

John Waters seems timeless.

Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (YhayY)

370 363
OD Green duct tape is "100 mph tape".

#11B

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 04:32 PM (Txrlv)


and pretty much held together my first ship....

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (qh617)

371 Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (A9KzJ)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (hLRSq)

372 You mean there's a caliber besides the .45acp?

My Colt Python says, yes.

Loudly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (659DL)

373 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:29 PM (ZKzrr)

Eh, just grab any old italian man off the street and you're good to go.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (AkOaV)

374 I don't know. There were a whole lot of "self proclaimed conservatives" last night blaming the event instead of the jihadis.

Bill Donohue of the Catholic league was on Cavuto a little while ago doing just that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (W5DcG)

375 Fabric-based tape is a bad choice for HVAC.

It wasn't. Seemed to have a foil surface. And the white tape came from straight Corning along with the pipe insulation.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (FcR7P)

376 There were a whole lot of "self proclaimed conservatives" last night blaming the event instead of the jihadis.

Yeah... I don't tend to trust the labels people place on themselves ("self proclaimed" whatever). I trust what they say on other things, and what they do.

That's a downright Progtarded statement.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

377 in the can
Posted by: Grad School Fool at May 04, 2015 04:33 PM (A9KzJ)

***********
In at least two senses of the word. But you darn well better bake a cake for every, um, "bridal shower."

Posted by: Just Some Guy at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (vgIRn)

378 I just followed Shepherd Smith on twitter. His profile pic is CREEPY! Dude needs to know when to push back from the make-up mirror.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (5buP8)

379 Arrest Shep for incite to riot.
He'll "earn" all the cigarettes in the can


He be earnin' and learnin' my johnson in the can.

Posted by: Bubba at May 04, 2015 04:35 PM (xQX/f)

380 We are in deep shit when we have "conservatives" publicly handing over free speech veto authority to fucking jihadis.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:35 PM (dFCDy)

381 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f)

Well I'm a self-proclaimed asshole.

So sometimes self proclaimed titles do fit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)

382 But Shep ENJOYS eating sh!t so this doesn't bother him at all.

It's like wrestling with a pig. You get dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 04, 2015 04:36 PM (zRby/)

383 Is Shemp Smith the new Jimmy Olsen?
Posted by: Bertram
--------------------

Great Caesar's Ghost!

Posted by: Perry White at May 04, 2015 04:36 PM (F2IAQ)

384 Well I'm a self-proclaimed asshole.

So sometimes self proclaimed titles do fit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:35 PM (AkOaV)


Yeah, but you prove that in other ways. The "self proclaimed" part is superfluous.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)

385 I hate when people call me Duct Tape.

Ever done any Duck Twerk?

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (FcR7P)

386 9mmx18 in a P-64.

Not a pleasant combination for recoil.

But damn, is it concealable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (VPLuQ)

387 I just followed Shepherd Smith on twitter. His profile pic is CREEPY! Dude needs to know when to push back from the make-up mirror.
Posted by: Brave
----------------------

Always looks like he was made up by a mortician.

Posted by: Perry White at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (F2IAQ)

388 Shep is that guy from Airplane who twirls around the control screaming about tornadoes and Dorothy.


Fox should have released him he could go to his true home at MSNBC years ago.

Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (YsN7f)

389
Ever done any Duck Twerk?

AFLAC!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (kQBSd)

390 I think I saw a line on Instapundit earlier that this whole Baltimore thing is just a viral marketing ploy by U-Haul and the NRA.

Posted by: irright at May 04, 2015 04:38 PM (8GKDa)

391
The Nagant round had a muzzle velocity of like 700 FPS, which makes it a most anemic cartridge.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 04:30 PM (xWW96)







To be fair though, the most common use for the Nagant cartridge was to shoot prisoners in the back of the neck at point-blank range in the basement of Lubyanka Prison. It was plenty powerful enough for that job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 04:39 PM (Txrlv)

392 Holy crap. Wikipedia just informed me that Shep's estimated worth is $20 mil.

No words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:39 PM (FsuaD)

393 ... but it COULD cause Global Warming or hemorrhoids, but scientists aren't sure which is of more concern, while both are a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at May 04, 2015 04:40 PM (e8kgV)

394 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:36 PM (kff5f)

ha! fair enough...

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:40 PM (AkOaV)

395 Down is up, up is down, Jane.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:40 PM (dFCDy)

396 Great. Storm forming off the FL coast that could affect FL, GA, SC by Mothers' Day weekend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:41 PM (FsuaD)

397 Shep looks like a cartoon version of himself.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:41 PM (dFCDy)

398 392
Holy crap. Wikipedia just informed me that Shep's estimated worth is $20 mil.


... they say that 80% of all statistics on the internet are made up, just like this 80% number

Posted by: Charles Ponzi at May 04, 2015 04:41 PM (e8kgV)

399 "The Nagant round had a muzzle velocity of like 700 FPS, which makes it a most anemic cartridge. "
Original military load gave about 1,100 fps.
Not too bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:41 PM (VPLuQ)

400 OT: Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods relationship has gone downhill. Tiger shanked another one I guess.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (kQBSd)

401 7.62 38mmR ?!?>>>

Inoculation round for Measles Mumps and Rubella.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (tf9Ne)

402 396 Great. Storm forming off the FL coast that could affect FL, GA, SC by Mothers' Day weekend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:41 PM (FsuaD)

Not good for Golfboy's graduation ceremony Sunday.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (48QDY)

403 Ace - never commented before but the way Shep was praising (blaming?) Mike Tobin was super sly. "I know Mike Tobin would never make something up, I know Mike Tobin heard what he says he heard, Mike Tobin is a great reporter." My mind went to wait what, this is Tobin's fault? A beat later I considered the source. Oh, clever asshole, very clever. Just sayin.

Posted by: rivahgurl at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (PlDWl)

404 I just saw Sasquatch shoot a guy in the back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (JtwS4)

405 My .493 is double velocity loaded to fire the scope downrange in a .992 muzzle-fed stock hemi .890 mag.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (vgIRn)

406 Not good for Golfboy's graduation ceremony Sunday.

Pants. He'll need them for that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (659DL)

407 Body cameras will solve this problem. Everyone wearing body cameras. Just like at NFL football games,

"After further review, there was no gun shot."

.and that's when the riot started.

Posted by: Gladius Day at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (5X7At)

408
"9mmx18 in a P-64.

Not a pleasant combination for recoil."
All metal and only slightly more powerful than .380.
Added upgraded recoil spring, reduced power mainspring, and good wooden grips. Still sucked to shoot. Sold it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (1JqUE)

409
BREAKING: Our producers in Reno say they saw a police officer shoot a man just to watch him die.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 04:44 PM (Txrlv)

410 My Colt Python says, yes.
Loudly.



Snake I shot this weekend with .38 spl rat shot load agrees.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 04:44 PM (qu1Tl)

411 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:43 PM (659DL)

Yeah I asked. He's wearing em. He said otherwise he'd look like he was wearing a dress.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:44 PM (48QDY)

412 Every stereotype of the big hair TV anchor is to the tenth power in Shep.



Posted by: William Eaton at May 04, 2015 04:44 PM (q52Ma)

413 Ace - never commented before but

A virginling sighting! Break out the duck tape!

Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 04:45 PM (xQX/f)

414
and J Press (assuming we're in the New Haven area).

Did they move or close? They're not in that corner building where they were for years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:45 PM (JtwS4)

415 Showing suicides on live TV is awesome too right Shep?

Posted by: Kenway at May 04, 2015 04:45 PM (N4qud)

416 403
Ace - never commented before but the way Shep was praising (blaming?)
Mike Tobin was super sly. "I know Mike Tobin would never make something
up, I know Mike Tobin heard what he says he heard, Mike Tobin is a great
reporter." My mind went to wait what, this is Tobin's fault? A beat
later I considered the source. Oh, clever asshole, very clever. Just
sayin.

Posted by: rivahgurl at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (PlDWl)


Yeah, I heard him. He's an ass. He'll blame Tobin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:45 PM (FsuaD)

417 He said otherwise he'd look like he was wearing a dress.

Nothing wrong with that

Posted by: B. Jenner at May 04, 2015 04:45 PM (kQBSd)

418 Ace - never commented before but

A virginling sighting! Break out the duck tape!



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 04:46 PM (qu1Tl)

419 Down is up, up is down, Jane.

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 04:40 PM (dFCDy)


Wait, what?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Konami Code at May 04, 2015 04:46 PM (kff5f)

420 Every stereotype of the big hair TV anchor is to the tenth power in Shep.

With that hair, he's either an anchor or sangin' in a southern gospel quartet.

Yes, "sangin'."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:46 PM (659DL)

421 And welcome, rivahgurl!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:46 PM (FsuaD)

422 I hope Shep doesn't stomp on The Five again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:47 PM (FsuaD)

423 Posted by: rivahgurl

Welcome aboard! Don't Google any phrases you don't know and never click on a maddog link.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:47 PM (ZKzrr)

424 Posted by: rivahgurl at May 04, 2015 04:42 PM (PlDWl)

You read all of the fine print before commenting right? There are about 55 pages of trigger warnings to get through. A little much if you ask me...

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)

425 never click on a maddog link.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:47 PM (ZKzrr)

I second that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)

426 rivahgurl- don't believe the Morons when they say video is required before we review your application to the Horde.

Stills are fine for the preliminary process. Video is only required later.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:48 PM (kff5f)

427 Ace - never commented before but

A virginling sighting! Break out the duck tape!


STOP IT!!!

YOU'LL SCARE IT!!!

...
...
...

Never mind...probably armed with a Warthog cannon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:49 PM (659DL)

428 You read all of the fine print before commenting right? There are about 55 pages of trigger warnings to get through. A little much if you ask me...


Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV)

And to get platinum membership you have to show us your boobehs.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:49 PM (kQBSd)

429 "Added upgraded recoil spring, reduced power mainspring, and good wooden grips. "


Did all that, except the grips.

I think I'll keep it though.


Never know when it might come in handy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:49 PM (VPLuQ)

430 Alright ya'll...thx

Posted by: rivahgurl at May 04, 2015 04:49 PM (PlDWl)

431 Dammit. My leprosy is coming back.

Stupid allergies.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (kff5f)

432 392 Holy crap. Wikipedia just informed me that Shep's estimated worth is $20 mil.

Well, it's not like he has kids to support, (Breeders!!). And he can score all the free c*%k he wants on Craigslist.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (5buP8)

433 Boy, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (JO9+V)

434
Posted by: rivahgurl

Welcome aboard! Don't Google any phrases you don't know and never click on a maddog link.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:47 PM (ZKzrr)








Spoilsport.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (Txrlv)

435
Quote from Mayweather fan
Mayweather had 34% punches landed to Pacquiao's 18%, proof that he didn't run in the fight.
Lawdy

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (1JqUE)

436 And to get platinum membership you have to show us your boobehs.

I only had to narfle the garththok to get mine.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (659DL)

437 And to get platinum membership you have to show us your boobehs.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:49 PM (kQBSd)

Shit, they're giving away platinum membership for boobehs now?!

Back in my day, it required a full body nekid v-shot.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV)

438 Rivahgurl, welcome to the commenting Hoard!

Come here often?

What are ya drinkin?

What's your sign?

Wanna get out of here now, or finish your drink first?

Posted by: OG Celtic American at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (6E7W2)

439 Virgin alert! Virgin alert!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 04:51 PM (0HooB)

440 rivahgurl

Come on, after that astute comment you *have* to have more to say. *cackles mischievously*

We'll have her hitting the F5 key like a crack wh*re in no time.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 04:51 PM (xQX/f)

441 "Welcome aboard! Don't Google any phrases you don't know and never click on a maddog link.
"

Decoder ring.....and pudding cups.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:51 PM (VPLuQ)

442
How you doin'?

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 04, 2015 04:52 PM (Txrlv)

443 Never mind...probably armed with a Warthog Sweathog cannon.



Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 04:53 PM (qu1Tl)

444 F5 key like a crack wh*re in no time.
Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 04:51 PM (xQX/f)

Personally, I prefer the leftclick / reload method and/or control +R.

Quicker for me than f5'ing it.

Those stupid f keys always seem so far away from where my fingers are.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV)

445 Shep is such a twit. But Ailes had to give him this "breaking news" slot to get him out of 7 pm for the new lineup.

Posted by: Adjoran at May 04, 2015 04:54 PM (QIQ6j)

446 Posted by: OG Celtic American at May 04, 2015 04:50 PM (6E7W2)

way to creep the fresh meat out.

good job.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV)

447 In honor of our new ette

http://tinyurl.com/bylfaru

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:54 PM (kQBSd)

448 The fact that this "Shep Smith" guy's name is so much like mine, but is even stupider than I portrayed myself, just INFURIATES me........

I'll moiderize 'em.


Posted by: Shemp Howard at May 04, 2015 04:54 PM (8E9QA)

449
>>PGA Tour golfer Bob Estes tweeted in response to the shooting outside a Garland, Texas Draw Mohammad event Sunday night that Muslims may decide to exercise their [Second Amendment] rights when others exercise their First Amendment rights.

WTF??? So many things wrong with that I can't even...

The fake shooting thing reminds me of the time after a high school bball game we had a 'riot' in the parking lot (actually just two people getting into a fight, followed by a bunch of cops showing up who sprayed tear gas). The local news had a hilarious series of inaccurate reports, helped by high school students giving them exclusive highly creativeinterviews about what happened. Heh.

Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 04:55 PM (lIU4e)

450 Is Shemp still wearing mascara these days?

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2015 04:55 PM (dULJN)

451 Ugh. Nasty weather for the Southeast this weekend (from Accuweather):

http://tinyurl.com/psw6ulx

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:55 PM (FsuaD)

452 Dammit. My leprosy is coming back.

Shhhh. Damnit, finger fell off. It's best not to advertise the condition or some people *will* actually treat you like a leper. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Father Damien at May 04, 2015 04:55 PM (xQX/f)

453 Oooooh, ctrl-R.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 04:55 PM (ZKzrr)

454 Don't listen to them, newbie.
You should always google any word or phrasing that you don't recognize.

It's all about the learning experience at the HQ.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 04:56 PM (1KAUL)

455 We'll have her hitting the F5 key like a crack wh*re in no time.

Posted by: Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 04:51 PM (xQX/f)

Little does she know.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:56 PM (48QDY)

456 Don't listen to them, newbie.
You should always google any word or phrasing that you don't recognize.

It's all about the learning experience at the HQ.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 04:56 PM (1KAUL)


It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (kff5f)

457 "You should always google any word or phrasing that you don't recognize. "

Urban Dictionary can be a useful resource as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (VPLuQ)

458 Wait!!!
The newbie could be an Alamaba fan
Do we want another?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (PYQ4e)

459 Odd, when I applied for my Platinum Membership they specifically requested that I send a photo of myself fully clothed.



Hey, wait a second...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (mvenn)

460
In honor of our new ette


"Mr. French: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a fuckin' ruling on this right now. You don't fuckin' hit him. You understand?"


So, wrg is not a guy whose links you can never trust, but...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (JtwS4)

461 28 I'm not a huge gun guy, but I'm fairly comfortable around guns and have many big gun guys in my family.

I have never heard of a gun just "going off"

Has anyone else?

I mean I've heard about accidental discharges, but it always required someone pulling the trigger.

I did not know guns had the ability to shoot themselves without human intervention
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (AkOaV)


I have no idea what happened here, but I will answer with a potentially reasonable possibility.

The reporting at this point is that an old revolver was found near where the dude fell or whatever. My husband happens to own a revolver, which I have shot. You can fire it two ways. The first is the "long pull" where the hammer is not cocked and your finger has to exert a lot of pressure (and go much farther from front to back, hence the "long pull") on the trigger to fire. The second is to cock the hammer and fire. This is basically what's called a "hair trigger," in that it takes very, very little pressure and front to back finger pulling movement to fire. It was drilled into my head to never, ever, ever cock the hammer unless you can see your target clearly and intend to kill. Because the absolute last thing you want is to hear a noise at night, have the hammer cocked and find out too late it was your kid in the bathroom after you barely nudged the thing and it went off.

Having explained that, I think it would be possible for a revolver to "misfire" or accidentally go off it the hammer were cocked and you dropped it. Like I said, once the hammer on a revolver is cocked it really takes very little pressure for it to fire, and I could see a drop setting it off if this is the case.

But we will obviously find out more as time goes on.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (KkVB6)

462 Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 04:56 PM (48QDY)

I really *F5* don't *F5* have any idea *F5 F5 F5* what you're talking about *F5*.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:58 PM (kff5f)

463 John Kerry has identified his four priorities: 1) fight violent extremism (especially from those damn veterans and teabaggers), 2) build open societies (I think that means that what trannies do to the genitals is nobody else's business), 3) promote shared prosperity (income redistribution), and 4) climate change.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (XUKZU)

464 Y'all could have quit watching Faux News the day they hired Geraldo and saved yourselves a bunch of grief.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (zauWW)

465 Speaking of Shep, how has Gabe been lately?

Posted by: NCKate at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (1EG5t)

466 Lol. Gutfeld on the TX shootings, "chalk outlines, or what Texans call 'etchings'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

467 So, wrg is not a guy whose links you can never trust, but...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (JtwS4)

Some days I'm generous, some days I'm devious

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (kQBSd)

468 Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (XUKZU)

You forgot: "Finally win the Preakness."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (kff5f)

469
It is now very rare that I watch any news programming including Fox News. These news organizations have morphed into low talent trying to be entertaining and serious and failing miserably on both ends.

Along the same lines, a woman was shot by police in Atlanta recently and her family and friends are staging protests about her death.
A few little details:
1. She had a criminal history of car theft, shop lifting, domestic violence,etc. On one stint she did 3 years in prison.
2. Cops arrested her as a suspect of a stolen car and threw her in the back of their cruiser. She managed to get a hand free of the cuffs and pulled a hidden stolen gun that she had on her and fired at two cops - they returned fire killing her.
3. Both policemen are black and Atlanta is twisting themselves into a knot over this......how will they ever spin this????
The only thing I see that the police did wrong is they didn't pat down and search this woman properly.....who the hell gets arrested and still has a gun on them???

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

470
It is now very rare that I watch any news programming including Fox News. These news organizations have morphed into low talent trying to be entertaining and serious and failing miserably on both ends.

Along the same lines, a woman was shot by police in Atlanta recently and her family and friends are staging protests about her death.
A few little details:
1. She had a criminal history of car theft, shop lifting, domestic violence,etc. On one stint she did 3 years in prison.
2. Cops arrested her as a suspect of a stolen car and threw her in the back of their cruiser. She managed to get a hand free of the cuffs and pulled a hidden stolen gun that she had on her and fired at two cops - they returned fire killing her.
3. Both policemen are black and Atlanta is twisting themselves into a knot over this......how will they ever spin this????
The only thing I see that the police did wrong is they didn't pat down and search this woman properly.....who the hell gets arrested and still has a gun on them???

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

471 461. So what you're saying is when your husband is cocked and locked he shoots fast?

Bob Dole....paging Bob Dole

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (PYQ4e)

472 Wait!!!
The newbie could be an Alamaba fan
Do we want another?



Why yes, yes we do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (0HooB)

473 The nude photos are required by the ACA so the moderators can assess your risk of skin cancer.

Posted by: AoSHQ HR Department at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (1KAUL)

474
Nude Chris Hayes.

Yes, I said that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (JtwS4)

475 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 04:58 PM (kff5f)

BT.DT

As a newbie, I remember googling terms. Others by context.

Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (48QDY)

476 Why yes, yes we do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (0HooB)


Absolutely.

As long as there's a fiddle in the band.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (kff5f)

477 What the hell? Throw me in the barrel mateys.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

478 Older revolvers, not in the half cock position can go off when dropped if they land just right, most of the new ones have hammer blocks that prevent this.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (dULJN)

479 Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (KkVB6)

Yeah, I mean it makes sense. And others have said old revolvers were more prone to accidental firing then newer semi autos (and revolvers.)

But even assuming that he had the gun cocked so it was a hair trigger, something must have hit the trigger right?

I mean even if it landed on the hammer, that wouldnt be enough force to strike the round and cause it to discharge, would it?

I guess my general point was: if I leave my gun alone in my room, it will not shoot itself. Only by my (or another human, maybe a cat/dog) intervention will the gun fire.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:01 PM (AkOaV)

480 >>2. Cops arrested her as a suspect of a stolen car and threw her in the back of their cruiser. She managed to get a hand free of the cuffs and pulled a hidden stolen gun that she had on her and fired at two cops - they returned fire killing her.

'...on her...'?
That assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (1KAUL)

481 nood msnbc ax

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (AkOaV)

482 Anthony Weiner went off half-cocked.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

483 Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (1KAUL)

Heh.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (AkOaV)

484 As long as there's a fiddle in the band.

And a banjo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at May 04, 2015 05:02 PM (0HooB)

485 Ok, I"ve finally stopped laughing over the "I shot a man in Reno, just so Shep could say he died" comment earlier...
I flipped through the channels looking for a weather report when I see this "BREAKING NEWS" chiron and Shep repeating like an AK47, that cops shot a black man who was running away. Live feed at the time showed a cop standing over a revolver laying on the pavement when some kind of an object, like a big water bottle, came flying in from off camera, hitting the officer in the leg. Officer jumped, then resumed his stance, camera pans over to some huge brightly t-shirted individual doing like an end zone dance.

Since it's SHEP, I immediately switched to CNN to see what they were reporting and they were running the same story,albeit with confusion as normal.

I turned it off, because frankly, I don't care anymore. This is the state of news reporting in this country, when normally gullible people like me don't believe a frickin thing I read or see on the predominant channels.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2015 05:04 PM (EMXR7)

486
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 04, 2015 04:57 PM (KkVB6)







Another thing, if it was an old revolver like the cops say, it could have discharged if it fell on the hammer with a round lined up in the chamber. Even if the hammer was down. A common problem with some very old revolvers, especially the classic old Saturday Night Specials.

Even a top quality firearm like the old Colt Peacemakers were dangerous if all six chambers of the cylinder were loaded. It was recommended to only load 5 rounds and keep the empty chamber under the hammer when carrying in a holster.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 05:05 PM (Txrlv)

487 3) promote shared prosperity (income redistribution)

Like this little nugget?

Labor economist Clyde Prestowitz attributes 60 percent of the U.S.' 5.7 million manufacturing jobs lost over the last decade to import-driven trade imbalances.

57,000 factories closed in the USA after China MFT -- pushed by the Clinton 'team' -- which means each factory employed about 100 people.

But let's put Hillary in the Oval Office. What, me worry?

Posted by: Alfred Emotional Protestor at May 04, 2015 05:08 PM (xQX/f)

488 Shep is an ass.

Posted by: biancaneve at May 04, 2015 05:12 PM (Zl68m)

489 The narrative is the only truth. Facts must adhere to it.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 04, 2015 05:17 PM (7YlUk)

490 But even assuming that he had the gun cocked so it was a hair trigger, something must have hit the trigger right?

I mean even if it landed on the hammer, that wouldnt be enough force to strike the round and cause it to discharge, would it?

^^^^^^^^^

I'm going to say I don't know for sure. Honestly, I've fired a new revolver with the hammer cocked and uncocked and I will just say from my own experience that in the former case (hammer cocked) I cannot emphasize how very little the pressure must be to fire. I'm serious when I say that it will fire at a pretty bare touch. And that's on a new revolver (the make is within the last ten years and it is kept in good condition) that is designed to be safer than older models.

So just as a layperson and an amateur at shooting, I could not rule it out.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 04, 2015 05:22 PM (KkVB6)

491 >> It was recommended to only load 5 rounds and keep the empty chamber under the hammer when carrying in a holster.



This.

Posted by: Thug #6 at May 04, 2015 05:25 PM (1KAUL)

492 smith is a useful idiot!
he is the reason I do not watch FN.
he should lose his job.

Posted by: Coldwarrior57 at May 04, 2015 05:34 PM (rO5kl)

493 For all you Nagant revolver fans out there, I learned that 32 HR mag runs great thru these quirky revolvers. Sometime the cases stick on extraction, with a little case bulge, but perfectly safe to shoot. The case bulge does limit case life for reloading, but that is a minor point. I have owned several, and while the double action trigger pull is unspeakale, most had decent single action let offs. I carried one as my primary weapon while visiting Commiefornia, and never felt undergunned. Would I rather carry my Browing Hi Power? Sure. It also shoots 32 Long, and 32 SW. Just FYI. Try it, lots of fun. Jason J, Tucson

Posted by: jasonj at May 04, 2015 05:37 PM (p0Y2Y)

494 I can't wait to hear Juan Williams explain to me how this has to do with White's being racist.

Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 04, 2015 05:51 PM (l5QMI)

495 Now, now, Cloggenstein, you're slipping. A true leftist would never praise anybody on Fox because that would mean actually watching it and noticing that some of the anchors are left-of-center.

Real leftists prefer to stay completely ignorant of every thing they hate and criticize because actually knowing stuff kinda complicates The Narrative.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 04, 2015 06:58 PM (+XMAD)

496 Obama's muslim/ACORN rioters will lie any lie to achieve a greater riot/anarchy, its what Der black Fuhrer expects of them.

Posted by: ron n. at May 04, 2015 09:05 PM (YVQn/)

497 Older revolvers are notorious for going off when dropped, that is why those aware of the issue leave an empty chamber under the firing pin.

In the late 30s my father shot himself in the leg by dropping a loaded revolver. The doctors were very interested to see a gunshot wound, since they expected shortly to be overwhelmed with wounded soldiers.

Posted by: iowaan at May 05, 2015 08:16 AM (hXclJ)

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