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Social Justice Warriorette: Sexual Consent Is Meaningless, Because Sometimes "Yes" Means "No"
Sexual hysteric exhibits hysteria about sex. Film at 11.
K-Timpf reports on a piece written by a Student -- and right there, you know you're in for some Serious Thinking -- in which she complains that she says Yes when she means No and therefore she has actually been "raped" -- while giving actual affirmative consent.In the piece, Bosiljevac explains that she and her friends even came up with a phrase to describe someone having sex with you who you didn’t want to have sex with even though you told him that you did, which they apparently consider a form of rape: “We coined the term 'raped by rape culture' to describe what it was like to say yes, coerced by the culture that had raised us and the systems of power that worked on us, and to still want 'no,'" she writes in the April 30 article, titled "Why Yes Can Mean No." Bosiljevac writes that she’s been dealing with the oppression of this culture her whole life -- beginning with having to endure relatives kissing her cheeks "even as I winced and turned away" -- and that it continues to influence her sexual decision-making abilities, almost to the point where she doesn’t seem to think she really has any ability to make those decisions at all.She then goes on to explain the reasons she feels that consenting to sex is actually rape.
"Sometimes, for me, there was obligation from already having gone back to someone's room, not wanting to ruin a good friendship, loneliness, worry that no one else would ever be interested, a fear that if I did say no, they might not stop, the influence of alcohol, and an understanding that hookups are 'supposed' to be fun," she writes.Oh, it gets better. For some reason this has something to do with homophobia. You can read the little idiot's hysterics here.
For me, and many others like me, consent isn't easy. Yes doesn't always mean yes, and we misplaced 'no' several years ago. This experience isn't random, but disproportionately affects oppressed communities. Consent is a privilege, and it was built for wealthy, heterosexual, cis, white, western, able-bodied masculinity. When society has taught some of us to take up as little space as possible, to take all attention as flattery, and to be truly grateful that anyone at all could want our bodies or love, it isn't always our choice to say yes.Pathetic: She takes attention as flattery, and gives herself to those who pay any attention to her silly ass; and that's your fault, Rapers.
Consent as a privilege doesn't just happen in sex. It happens for those of us who give too much in friendships without knowing how to ask for reciprocation, who let doctors touch us in ways that are triggering because we don't want to make trouble, who dance with handsy strangers because our friends already left the party, who stick around in toxic relationships because we don’t know if we’re allowed to expect better. When you’re poor, disabled, queer, non-white, trans, or feminine, 'no' isn't for you. I don't mean to insist that every person oppressed in these systems of power can’t have empowering consensual experiences, and I know many who do. What I do mean to say is that for me, finding 'no' is a process, consent is elusive, and sometimes, even when people don’t mean to--they hurt me. So if consent isn't just sexy, quippy slogans on tank tops, or boob-shaped cupcakes, what happens next? First, we have to realize that all oppression is connected, and all rape is racist, classist, ableist, patriarchal, hetero and cissexist. We cannot make consent available to all if we are not simultaneously disrupting these structures. Next, we have to stop trying to squash the variety of experiences of coercion into one "Affirmative Consent" law. We cannot trust the state to defend consent and bodily integrity--not in Baltimore, Ferguson, Los Angeles, or Claremont. In this moment, we have to throw out legislation entirely to realize that justice for our communities wasn't built into those systems anyway.The state needs to stop taking affirmative consent to signal a non-rape, she means, because to take it that way would be to "squash" all the various ways a woman can be raped into one "narrative." She's obviously arguing that a woman can and should simply say "I was raped" no matter what the circumstances, no matter how explicit the consent, and that the state should then prosecute her "rapist."
Inspired by the recent performance of The Vagina Monologues at CMC, this piece is part of a series of Forum articles by women at CMC about women and sexuality....You lost me.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 02:51 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 02:52 PM (iQIUe)
And she needs a letter sewn onto her clothing, a scarlet "C" for "Crazy."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 02:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2015 02:54 PM (fHQV1)
Posted by: wiserbud at May 04, 2015 02:54 PM (XlHZs)
I guess she felt "raped" by being kissed on the check by some poor, old uncle or aunt.
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:55 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: redbanzai at May 04, 2015 02:55 PM (OrI3J)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 04, 2015 02:55 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Crazy Mixed Up Bitches at May 04, 2015 02:55 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (5luh1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (FsuaD)
No it is not sort of crazy, it is pure crazy. She may not be calling herself Napoleon but her wiring is all wrong.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: JSchuler at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (6i4P9)
Posted by: M. Murcek at May 04, 2015 02:57 PM (GJUgF)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Happy Hour Oppressor at May 04, 2015 02:57 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 02:57 PM (5luh1)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch (previously shredded chi) at May 04, 2015 02:57 PM (ZjzCZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (PFy0L)
So prison rape isn't rape-rape?
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (UlJ3l)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (fMQoG)
remember THE PRISONER?
remember how all they did was constantly fuck with Number 6's reality and drove him up the wall?
Why? So they could BREAK HIM.
That's not what the Left is doing to Us?? Fuck yeah it is!
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (5luh1)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: MacGruber at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (/HX7u)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (jeCnD)
So when some SJW wildebeest propositions the Homecoming King and HE declines......that's also rape.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM (U8sWC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (FsuaD)
Don't let her go to latin america; she'll think she's been gang banged by the kissing and hugging etc. down there.
I'm heading down Saturday. Can't wait for my dose of
figurative, virtual, semi-rape at the hands of wife's kin and friends. Good times.
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (3YCXd)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 04, 2015 03:01 PM (so+oy)
Breaking: Per @MikeTobinFox on ground in #Balitmore a young black male has been shot and being taken away in ambulance.
More as we get it
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:01 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: xnuc5839 at May 04, 2015 03:01 PM (VshFS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:02 PM (FsuaD)
Drop out of school, Princess Special Snowflake, return to your parents' home and have them arrange marriage for you. Oh, and turn in your voting card.
You clearly are incapable of putting together a coherent chain of reasoning which would constitute informed consent to anything.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 04, 2015 03:02 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:02 PM (xWW96)
There's a riot goin' on right here
A conflagration to last throughout the years
So bring your ski mask, and your gas can too
We gon' incinerate your city with you
Posted by: Kool and The Gang featuring Reverend Al at May 04, 2015 03:02 PM (SCcgT)
Same thing deep down. Spiders and Mantises need energy to make healthy offspring, disturbed child needs attention from other disturbed children to feel like a special snowflake, its all part of their reproductive cycle.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 04, 2015 03:02 PM (3sOO0)
There are cheeks back there, too! Get ready for some serious smoochin'!
Posted by: Her Weird Uncle Randy at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (FRkJH)
Wanna be sick?
At the supermarket today I saw the cover of that silly Glamour magazine.
obama's big ugly wife is on it, part of a trio of "Power Women."
A very ugly Sarah Jessica Parker, an uglier michelle obama, and someone named Terry Washington, I think, (never heard of her).
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (5luh1)
(link is in my nic)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (pbY3m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:00 PM (ZPrif)
--------------------------------------------
I'm watching, but I don't see any rioting. Everyone is just standing around picking their noses.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (/HX7u)
Someone needs to put up a similar Yelp-like page for listing nutbags like this woman. She's clearly half a consensual sexual encounter away from a false rape accusation.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (jhqr1)
What does this even mean?
Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (jOxXB)
Posted by: Adriane the Non Computer Virus Critic ... at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (nSOh+)
Wanna be sick?
At the supermarket today I saw the cover of that silly Glamour magazine.
obama's big ugly wife is on it, part of a trio of "Power Women."
A very ugly Sarah Jessica Parker, an uglier michelle obama, and someone named Terry Washington, I think, (never heard of her).
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (5luh1)
I saw that yesterday. Mooch has one of her tendrils wrapped around Sarah Secretariat Parker. {{shudder}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:04 PM (FsuaD)
Looks like civilized cultures actually do perish by suicide every freakin time .
Posted by: awkward davies at May 04, 2015 03:05 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at May 04, 2015 03:05 PM (FdTDf)
Posted by: Foul Harold at May 04, 2015 03:05 PM (FGvan)
"Dad, I'm in jail."
Were you drunk in public?
"No, I've been accused of rape."
What?!
"I've video and audio recordings of her grabbing my junk, pulling my pants off and straddling me in a high chair while I keep saying 'Wait a second', but apparently none of that counts for anything."
Son, don't worry. I will post that shit everywhere on the f*cking Internet. Today. Her case will fall apart quicker than what used to be her mind.
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:05 PM (MT22W)
You want to know why there are so many campus hoaxes? Because campus culture incentivizes it.
But that's all she'll get. Hope you enjoy spinsterhood, Jordan. Any sane man who does internet due diligence will run from you at light speed.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at May 04, 2015 03:05 PM (ifqy+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (Fbt5B)
>>loneliness
??? Having sex because you are lonely is not rape. I hope some actual rape victim comes across this drivel and bitchslaps this child back into the stone age.
Also, apparently my college friends dad raped me all the time by kissing me on the cheek. Who f*cking knew?
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (lIU4e)
By the Insanity of Cthulhu, these little zygotes truly are doing their level best to prove every single solitary stereotype about women being too emotionally immature and unstable to handle being out in the big, bad world alone, aren't they?
Bless their hearts.
I am honestly afraid that these pathetic excuses of whimpering quims are going to be able to get passed revisions to rape laws that will turn every person into a per se rapist.
That's going to go well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (mf5HN)
One shot and the African American is down. Not suspect, not victim, African American.
He is just awful.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (g1DWB)
Like SMOD/YC 2016.
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 03:06 PM (kOqPh)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Happy Hour Oppressor at May 04, 2015 03:07 PM (JO9+V)
Sometimes "no" really does mean "yes"?/
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (95CzI)
Here's a tip, sweetheart.
It's pretty easy not to sleep with someone. Are you ready for this? It's mind blowing.
Say some variation of "I don't do that unless I'm in a relationship" or if you want to be *really* subversive say "I'm waiting til marriage".
It's actually possible to not sleep with every man you know. Crazy.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Afroman at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (uf2+a)
Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (jOxXB)
It means that whatever this future crazy cat lady feels at any given moment is reality for her. Any contradiction - such as pointing out that she's barking mad - is oppression; and if it is oppression it is rape.
Doesn't get ketchup at the drive-thru? Rape.
Told she has too many items for the express check-out? Rape.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (hLRSq)
But you can bet there will be riots soon.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (AkOaV)
She's admitting the decision is still hers, albeit a bad one. Rape is when she doesn't have her decision adhered to when she says "no", which she seems to be incapable of saying.
So darlin', "rape victim" and "slut" are two different things and this shit you're writing is insinuating that rape victims are sluts who can't say "no". Take your low self esteem and fuck off.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (FRkJH)
Good lord, Shemp is such a tool.
One shot and the African American is down. Not suspect, not victim, African American.
He is just awful.
But you repeat yourself. Remember when the two llamas were on the loose? They caught one and Sheppy says something like, "Great. They caught the black one first."
I couldn't believe my ears. Bless his heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 02:59 PM
A mega-fuckton of dittos, bro. It was a long time ago, but damn was it better than what dudes have to put up with now!
Bunches of the chicas said "no," which was perfectly cool as a few particularly wonderful babe-types said "yes." A couple even said "hellz, yes!" and are thus seared on my memory.
Plus, we didn't have to worry about teh AIDZ....
Posted by: MrScribbler at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (P8YHq)
Then again, that seems to be the way things are done these days.
Why do you think I hide here where no one can see me? Sure, it's lonely, but psychos have limited access to me.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:03 PM (FsuaD)--------Stacy McCain did a nice fisk of this young lady yesterday in the way that only he can do. One of the commenters there searched out her name and discovered that, in another column, she called herself a woman of color raised by two lesbians.Any other questions?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 04, 2015 03:09 PM (+/C3g)
Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (sO+ca)
Relationship one is easy enough to get around. You ask her out, pretend to be really in to her, then peace out in the morning and say "oops, sorry I was drunk. its not you, I just dont want to be in a relationship right now."
just kidding, I would never do that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (AkOaV)
/s
Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (FdTDf)
Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2015 03:08 PM (DL2i+)
Wait you have car wax fumes?
*sidles over*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (mf5HN)
So apparently one dude forcing another dude to have sex against his will is not rape.
Hear that rapists? Small, effeminate men are freebies.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (jhqr1)
Who is raising this hapless lot of boundary-retards?
Posted by: SarahW at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (lv2k0)
Continuing, he said "It is conceivable to me to see the government saying, 'We think the Drudge Report is having a disproportionate effect on our political discourse. He doesn't have to file anything with the FEC. The FCC doesn't have the ability to regulate anything he says, and we want to start tamping down on websites like that.'"
Link in nic
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (pbY3m)
Posted by: JSchuler at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (6i4P9)
I shamelessly stole and posted this comment.
In return, I received the following: "Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by Forum."
This tells me that my (um, I mean, your) comment won't be posted and that therefore, there are way more people calling this girl batshit insane whose comments aren't being posted.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (fwARV)
on the f*cking Internet. Today. Her case will fall apart quicker than
what used to be her mind.
Posted by: physics geek
Did you notice how the crime of "revenge porn" goes right along with this new "rape culture"?
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (FRkJH)
That everything is forced by Society... even consentual Sex?
Thus, as she cannot make decisions... those should be made for her...
She has placed herself in the same subset as the Moslems, who just can't help themselves Rape women if they see them outside of a Bhurka...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (qh617)
What does it mean??
Great question.
It means that people like this twit will make the Rules.
What she says goes.
We now live in some bizarre Alice In Wonderland world where nonsense makes sense and sense is nonsense punishable by out-casting.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (5luh1)
Heh. Future cat lady.
Maybe we should start awarding a certain number of cats for crazy lefty behavior.
I award this scrunt 5 cats.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: SarahW at May 04, 2015 03:10 PM (lv2k0)
No one. And that's the problem.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
But you repeat yourself. Remember when the two llamas were on the loose? They caught one and Sheppy says something like, "Great. They caught the black one first."
Well, Shep, it was lighting up a monster blunt...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (95CzI)
See, that's why you wait until there's evidence that the relationship is *actually* a relationship.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (MYCIw)
they don't want males in college anymore.
Posted by: kj at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (lKyWE)
So, good for rape!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (TOk1P)
Reads like they never told her "no." And now she doesn't realize she can say it herself.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:12 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: JSchuler at May 04, 2015 02:56 PM (6i4P9)
Isn't the legal definition used for the Insanity defense... that you know right from wrong?
Thus, she declares herself... insane...
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (qh617)
There are obvious solutions to these. There should be a law stating that her boyfriends must remain friends in good standing with her and keep her company, even if she refuses to sleep with them. And if they do lose interest, there should be another law providing her with someone acceptable to take an interest in her. This is a fundamental right.
Posted by: Wacky Liberal at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (xkSSa)
I find it hysterical that someone would even attach their real name to this article (I refuse to click the link). Feel free to correct me if I am wrong, did this idiot just commit to celibacy by self-decree?
Who would want to tangle with this crazy babe.
Posted by: booter at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (Lg1F3)
Five times.
As near as I can figure out, here's what this skirt is saying....
Civilization is by definition tilted toward wealthy white heterosexual men.
These men like and want sex.
Civilization therefore requires everyone to like and want sex. If you don't like it or want it, civilization pressures you unmercifully until you consent.
This consent is meaningless because it is forced by civilization that, again, is by definition tilted to favor white heterosexual men.
Therefore, laws against rape are ineffective, birthed as they are within the existing power structure. Civilization itself must be reformed and reworked to remove this power structure before rape culture can be addressed.
----
I have a feeling, though, that she may not like how prevalent things like rape become when civilization is not in the picture.....
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (eytER)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (kff5f)
By this standard, the Saudi Prince raped George Bush. Repeatedly, and on film!
Posted by: wooga at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (sO+ca)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Types. Deletes.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (7ObY1)
Go kill yourself already. Life is too hard. You have choices to make. And bad things will happen. And there will be rain on your wedding day. There will be good advice..that you just didn't take. There will be free rides.....when you already paid.
Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: drill_thrawl at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (fO0en)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: no good deed at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (GgxVX)
Culture has influence. And to the extent the primary culture has been screwed up by the "free love" hippie movement and everyone is we're moving closer and closer to Brave New World, I'll agree that people make regrettable decisions based on said culture.
But this is crazy. It's still a choice. If you want to rail against culture and say "my adherence to the dominant culture caused me to make bad choices." I'll listen to you (I'll then suggest you reject the dominant hedonistic culture in this country.)
But if you say "and that makes me unable to consent to anything." I'll likely laugh heartily and walk away.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (HDwDg)
And they should thank their lucky stars they didn't marry her.
Posted by: Jack at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (FRkJH)
Yes, and the amount of fcuks I have to give? Currently zero. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (MT22W)
Please, I find that offensive. Some women like me don't have vaginas. Please issue a trigger warning before posting insensitive shit like this.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (xkSSa)
And this is the great evil of our times: men cannot hit women and beat them, which is good - its wrong to do so. But women can destroy men's souls, futures, and lives, while everyone gives them a standing ovation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (39g3+)
in for some Serious Thinking -- in which she complains that she says Yes when she means No
Pull that shit with a cop when you give affirmative consent to search your car, house, person, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (qu1Tl)
Pffft. She's not smart enough to be a cat lady.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (659DL)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (YFFpo)
What's 'crazy' is how she has It All Figured Out. What's crazier is that this is mainstream leftist thinking.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (5luh1)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (ZPrif)
That's what these girls are teaching guys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steve walsh at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (ApT95)
Posted by: Wacky Liberal at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (xkSSa)
Tell her to come on over!!!!
Posted by: Glory Hole at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: NCKate at May 04, 2015 03:16 PM (9Zb53)
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:16 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:11 PM (fwARV)
Thanks for confirming that. So the editors of that site want the entire world to see the squirrels that are dancing in their attics? Actually that's probably for the best.
"Hello there; you can discount everything we say after this because bugsbugsbugsbugs! and potato."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
But, see here's the problem, sweetie. Everyone likes and wants to have sex.
For example:
"A double bed, and a stalwart lover for sure. These are the riches of the poor..."
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:16 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:16 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Back in college, I knew a lot of guys who would hump anything with-allegedly-a pulse, batshit crazy or not. Trust me: there are a number of guys who would do her. Because vagina.
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (39g3+)
These men like and want sex.
Oh yeah, it's racist to note other kinds of men like and want sex, too.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (FsuaD)
I'll start:
- So did you vote for Obama?
- Do you know what "social justice" is?
- What's with rape culture, anyhow?
Posted by: fb at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (+YMhA)
Ya know how, like, you look at currency from some place like Turkey or Bulgaria and all the men look like werewolves? These women are the faces of the new 1.5, 3, and 7 dollar bills.
Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 03:17 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mallamutt, Tax Preparer for the Stars of MSNBC at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (/HC6x)
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (xWW96)
Listen, cupcake, first, I'm not responsible for your issues. Second, I'm not a mind-reader. I can only operate off the verbal clues you give (hint: "yes" means "yes" in my language). Third, then maybe you shouldn't have gone to that dude's room alone.
I can actually believe she really runs through this in her head. "Well, I can't say 'no' now because X." And, to an extent, she's correct that "the culture" encourages this behavior on both parts.
That does not give her the right to call "rape" because she did not have the moral fiber to say "no" and leave.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (kff5f)
I see you spotted the *5 fucking alarm* part of the quote.
He wants to regulate content.
This is serious business, folks. I guess we can just rape each other in the camps, or something.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (pbY3m)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (aA2hG)
btw, I'll bet my left nut that this girl, this woman-child, has never done a thing in her life. Her life-experience is non-existent.
Other than school, that is...
Yet she Knows It All. A veritable expert in the human condition.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (5luh1)
Gordon Ramsey does the cheek kiss when he meets ladies. He even puts that cheek rape on TV!
Don't even get me started with the French and their rape "bisous".
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (3ZtZW)
I know, it's blasphemy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2015 03:19 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: tu3031
Yes. I mean no! Wait... yes! Hold on... no. Okay. Definitely a firm, possible... can you come back later?
Posted by: Crazy Bitch at May 04, 2015 03:19 PM (FRkJH)
Ya know how, like, you look at currency from some place like Turkey or Bulgaria and all the men look like werewolves?
Heh.
Romania is another one.
Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 04, 2015 03:19 PM (5luh1)
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With the way that things are going, one of these days we're going to see a case in which the university kicks out the male for rape, while the cops arrest the female for rape.
Posted by: junior at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (43pPh)
Ah, I see you've modeled the college experience after those of us who majored in physics.
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (MT22W)
Great. But any sane man who wants a future has to assume you are until proven conclusively otherwise.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (lmdHn)
btw, I'll bet my left nut that this girl, this woman-child, has never done a thing in her life. Her life-experience is non-existent.
Hey, now. She was "rape-kissed" on the cheek by relatives. Have a heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Iblis at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (9221z)
birthed as they are within the existing power structure. Civilization
itself must be reformed and reworked to remove this power structure
before rape culture can be addressed.
----
I have a feeling, though, that she may not like how prevalent things
like rape become when civilization is not in the picture.....
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 03:13 PM (eytER)
Someone should warn her, she's 22, of course "society" wants to "rape" her. Wait about 10-15 years, society will be a lot less willing to do so, and she'll no doubt be complaining about that, how hetero men are so hung up on young, good looking chicks, and we need to change society so the old frumpy broads can have some of that there rape too.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: junior at May 04, 2015 03:20 PM (43pPh)
At that point, the burning times will commence, if they are not already in full swing. Just my opinion.
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (BvTwT)
We are unpeople.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (MYCIw)
Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by Forum.
I find it fascinating that comments observing that knowing the difference between 'yes' and 'no' should be learned and developed in childhood are being removed by Forum.
Have we descended so far that we can no longer bear to be exposed to ideas with which our own conflict?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (fwARV)
Who's "we?"
Though, mostly you can blame the Boomers for this one. And to a lesser extent the X-ers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: drill_thrawl at May 04, 2015 03:14 PM (fO0en)
That is a macro-aggression against my verbosity.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
That's a lot of money to blow on marinating in learned helplessness. Must be nice to have Mom and Dad front that kind of jack.
http://tinyurl.com/7od73pb
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (ifqy+)
Posted by: CJ at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (95CzI)
Well, if your goal is to ruin college for every guy ever, sure.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (AkOaV)
Crazy bitch really likes to fuck but feels guilty afterward but has been told she shouldn't because progressive, so... rape.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (YikDz)
Do you remember that post where ace insisted it's not reasonable to expect "healthy adults" to have the capacity to not participate in unwise sexual activity and a bunch of the Horde disagreed because they do it themselves and the comments turned into that huge fight?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (ecDRv)
Great. How are you gonna know? I mean before you get the letter demanding you go to the college tribunal and read your name in the news as a rapist. How do you know?
Just stay away, that's what these women are teaching young men. 10' pole. Attached to another 10' pole.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (39g3+)
Here are the code words she'll use: Men can't handle a woman who's empowered and intelligent. They're also lookist.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (jhqr1)
It is phenomenal that she's basically saying the culture she espouses to belong to (because it sure as hell ain't my culture) requires you to put out because you went back to a guys room. And/or to maintain the friendship.
What's weirder is that she's saying it also encourages a fear that saying no will actually lead to rape.
Seriously if you can't trust yourself around someone like that you probably shouldn't be alone with them.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (qu1Tl)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (g1DWB)
That's right - the whole OB-GYN discipline is part of rape culture.
Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (eytER)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (NUqwG)
That's why fewer and fewer guys are going. That and they're discriminated against in the selection process.
Posted by: Iblis at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (9221z)
The Left does this a lot -individuals are not responsible for their actions, society is to blame.
Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (RJMhd)
I wonder if she's checked her privilege? Probably not because rape.
Posted by: fb at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (JVEmw)
to say yes, coerced by the culture that had raised us and the systems
of power that worked on us, and to still want' no"
Um....it's feminists and progressive that created the "sex-positive" culture, so blame THAT power structure, honey.
Is it wrong to point out that if she chose abstinence from sex this wouldn't be an issue? I mean, she chose to live a life where having sex was like scratching an itch - own it, then.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (2TN4k)
That's just crazy-talk.
I get looks like I've got two heads when I say stuff like that.
You know all that "Christian Morality" that says things like "don't have sex with someone who isn't your spouse?" Yeah, I've been told repeatedly that's just "not reasonable" and that "kids are going to have sex anyway."
Funny. It worked for me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (5Qo1j)
Ah yes. The thread where ace called me Slutty McSlutterson.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (MYCIw)
Michael Rusch @weeddude
Baltimore --> RT @ABC7Brad: Police say nobody shot on North Ave. Suspect threw gun on ground. Suspects gun went off. Again ...nobody hit
Baltimore Police @BaltimorePolice
The reports of a man being shot at North and Pennsylvania Ave are NOT true. Officers have arrested a man for a handgun at the location
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (JtwS4)
Good luck with that in a culture that thinks sex is the highest human achievement.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Like a dog in heat getting humped at the park.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (2TN4k)
redefine "rights" - check
redefine "sex" - check
redefine "deviancy" - check
redefine "marriage" - check
redefine " consent" - check
Next up?
redefine "adult"!
Hey NAMBLA get ready to par tay!
Posted by: SJW Handbook at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (NUCTk)
Ahh, no. Exhibit A my wife.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (kQBSd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:15 PM (39g3+)
-------------------------------------------
They're teaching guys to troll the local high schools for up and coming senior girls.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (/HX7u)
I'd hit it.
That's probably thought-rape or something so I'll go sit in the corner now.
Posted by: brak at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (Tj+s6)
Well, fuck me with a 10 foot dildo.
Do you know how many times I got girls back to my dorm room / frat house and they said "no"?
Even after all that work.
I never knew there was a culture that said, "well, if you go to his room, you gotta put out. That's the rules."
If I knew that, well... man. I fucked up.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (659DL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (MeuoO)
boy shep becomes stupider by the day
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (0O7c5)
He has a gift.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (0O7c5)
He's working toward perfection.
Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (xWW96)
So who is stopping her from doing the same?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (2TN4k)
Honest question: How is a man supposed to know whether your 'yes' truly means 'yes' and that you won't accuse him of rape in six weeks?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (fwARV)
Like every mammal doesn't do it.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities,
hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Well, because you'll be prosecuted for rape if you don't and have your life ruined.
Posted by: Heralder at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (ECROs)
And here we are poking holes in an absurd argument posited by a person with mental illness...
Posted by: Soothsay at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (5luh1)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (uJK1E)
Never mind.
Weasel Zippers reports Fox News reporter, Mike Tobin, witnessed the incident and called in to the station to report on it.
Posted by: rickb223 Straight, Conservative Clinger at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (qu1Tl)
Leftists self-identify with all sorts of code words and clothing and affectations. Ask them who their favorite Supreme Court Justice is, for example. If they say Ginsburg, run.
Additionally, see my idea up-thread for a Yelp-like reviews website for dating.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (jhqr1)
then according to the symmetric theorem:
No = Yes.
Right?
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at May 04, 2015 03:18 PM (aA2hG)
Logic is an oppressive cis-normative concept that raped me when I got a D in it in spring semester.
Posted by: Moonflower at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (XlHZs)
I'm voting no just based on the fact that they're using our crumbling roads as an excuse to get more money for the liberal indocrinaters in our educational system.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (5Qo1j)
Crazy bitch really likes to fuck but feels guilty afterward but has been told she shouldn't because progressive, so... rape.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (FRkJH)
See 168
I guess there is no guilt associated with Fapping?
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:27 PM (48QDY)
Exactly.
Heck, even if she trusted him it's just *wise* for a girl not to go alone to a guy's room. And similarly, it's just *wise* for a guy not to go alone to a girl's room.
Being chaperoned (by a mutual friend is fine) is just safer for everybody involved.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (kff5f)
Yeah, but it wasn't by choice!
::rim shot::
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (kQBSd)
Like every mammal doesn't do it.
The young people invented sex -- or at least discovered it.
Just ask them...they'll tell you.
Posted by: Soothsay at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (5luh1)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (ZKzrr)
Okay that's not narrowing it down.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (0O7c5)
----
Guy Bender Benson is in the dugout and ready to come in!
Posted by: Meh at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (NUqwG)
In many way, this is the story, ect., ect.....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (659DL)
>>" You ask her out, pretend to be really in to her, then peace out in the morning and say "oops, sorry I was drunk. its not you, I just dont want to be in a relationship right now."
See, that's why you wait until there's evidence that the relationship is *actually* a relationship.
Right. One date is not a 'relationship'.
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (lIU4e)
Mmmm, I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (GGCsk)
Ha- that one is going to burn their brain so much they will reflexively ban you.
Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (RJMhd)
****
After that screed I suspect you can stop worrying on this point.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)
Oooh, threesome!
Oh hell, even I can't tell if I'm joking.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (ZKzrr)
Men aren't going to change his growing culture. Men *can't* change this growing culture. Men will continue to unplug from this stupid game.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (fwARV)
The State of IL says "that's just part of the risk buddy."
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (fwARV)
Yes - see the articles about the "safe rooms" that Georgetown created when someone gave a speech that challenged feminists beliefs - pillows, blankets, Play-Doh, videos of puppies....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (TzeLs)
FoxNews nearly just caused a riot.
Still might have.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (ZPrif)
FIFY. They want men to go away entirely except when it's time to pay taxes.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (B/VB5)
Like every mammal doesn't do it.
ugh
Posted by: every married woman mammal in the world at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (NUCTk)
Posted by: Golfman at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (659DL)
Not my fault he brought a trident to a shotgun fight.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (8kCra)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:22 PM (ZKzrr)
Okay that's not narrowing it down.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
Pretty sure it was a day ending in "Y".
Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (MT22W)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (FRkJH)
Honest question: How is a man supposed to know whether your 'yes'
truly means 'yes' and that you won't accuse him of rape in six weeks?
Think that's the whole point: sex has been weaponized against men.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (2TN4k)
And here we are poking holes in an absurd argument posited by a person with mental illness...
Posted by: Soothsay at May 04, 2015 03:26 PM (5luh1)
No we aren't.
Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Null at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (efZKM)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:23 PM (jhqr1)
Here's what I don't understand. How come if this is about rich white male privilege, the older and "richer" (and whiter) I get, the less 22 year old chicks want to have sex with me?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (TOk1P)
This is why I like to wait and get the facts before going to eleventy!!!!
I'm sitting here watching it on FOX and they interviewed a young lady from the hood who claimed she was standing 20 feet from the incident and she saw the cop gun the guy down. It's starting to sound like the guys dropped his gun and it went off and that's why the cops went after him.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (g1DWB)
When I was in school, we talked about math, and English, and literature, and science, and chemistry. Seemed to take up most of our time, too.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:31 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 03:31 PM (iQIUe)
Yet, a female "witness" tearfully claimed she witnessed the shooting.
That's retarded. Sir.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:31 PM (FsuaD)
Funny. It worked for me.
Same. I even had my gorgeous Catholic girlfriend call me her "gay boyfriend" ONCE. We had a frank discussion after that.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 03:31 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at May 04, 2015 03:31 PM (uJK1E)
Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 03:24 PM (NUqwG)
---------------------------------------
*light bulb over head turns on* And idea. Start writing these liberal rags the craziest letters you can thing of using a woman's name.
The crazier, the better. Emhpasis on the bizarre.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 03:32 PM (/HX7u)
This is the generation running around saying yes means no...
Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:32 PM (GGCsk)
things like "don't have sex with someone who isn't your spouse?" Yeah,
I've been told repeatedly that's just "not reasonable" and that "kids
are going to have sex anyway."
Funny. It worked for me.
Same. I even had my gorgeous Catholic girlfriend call me her "gay boyfriend" ONCE. We had a frank discussion after that.
Posted by: bonhomme
Hell, I'm married and still don't have sex with...anybody...
Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 03:32 PM (/Ho8c)
xtc?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (2TN4k)
and yes, exactly. This is just to keep those white cisgendered heterosexual males on their toes. Because fuck 'em, that's why.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:32 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: LawLurker at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (o5T0s)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (FRkJH)
Shut up, Shep. Just SHUT UP. *hits mute*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (FsuaD)
if i wasn't so lazy.....i'd get up and mute him too.....i just don't have the energy
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (TF10X)
I think I've seen a few movies that start that way...
...usually with shitty 70s music in the background
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 03:34 PM (ZKzrr)
Considerably expensive after all the doctor's visits you'd need i'm sure.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at May 04, 2015 03:34 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (0O7c5)
guess there is no guilt associated with Fapping?
Posted by: Golfman
Hand Rape.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:33 PM (FRkJH)
There's a joke in there about raping the willing or something.
Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (U+Hvx)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 03:35 PM (GGCsk)
Well, you must not be doing it right.
Go to the next spring break in FL and wave around some cash.
The 22 year olds will be all over you like herpes on a hooker.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (AkOaV)
Did you rape your hand, or did your hand rape you?
Double victim status!! Jackpot!!!
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
Depends on who started it.
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (FRkJH)
...and the charge sticking because these psychotics are seeking and being granted power by the state.
If only I were kidding.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Null at May 04, 2015 03:30 PM (efZKM)
Read "Great Expectations" for a picture of what she will be like a few more years down the road.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jordan Bosiljevic at May 04, 2015 03:36 PM (fUjxW)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 04, 2015 03:29 PM (xSCb6)
this.... and Women then wonder why young Men would rather stay home and play video games...
why? a Video game, they can win....
In this game, even if you SCORE, you can lose.
Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (FsuaD)
recount on the 19th amendment?
Posted by: X at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (n5fTN)
Shut up, Shep. Just SHUT UP. *hits mute*
You mean... you people actually watch TV news?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 03:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Head hacker of unknown religious affiliation at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (ePbmj)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (mvenn)
First, a senior administrator was dismissed for falsely reporting SAT scores to U.S. News' college rankings.
Then, a few months ago, George Will was disinvited, with the full support of the college president down, from speaking on what the numbers say about campus rape.
Now this idiocy.
Posted by: Hurric at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Lea at May 04, 2015 03:28 PM (lIU4e)
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So, "me luva you long time" is a lie?
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (/HX7u)
I see no other way to prevent her from being raped all the time.
How . . . progressive.
Maybe women should also be required to be covered from head to toe when leaving the home?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 04, 2015 03:38 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (FRkJH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 03:39 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: wiserbud at May 04, 2015 03:40 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: wiserbud at May 04, 2015 03:43 PM (XlHZs)
Posted by: rrockbeast at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (cux11)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 03:44 PM (oKE6c)
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poor thing , my hippy dippy free love parents and their cohorts have told me not to regard my sexuality as precious . so i had sex. because ,,,well.. being free to my own sexual being is Freeing. DONT Dis me!
o hell i actually might have wanted to save myself for men i actually cared for. So now Its the Mens fault for getting the wrong message when i Said Yes..
(Now this post has also made me insane )
Posted by: willow at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (nqBYe)
So at least one other college is not "pissed."
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at May 04, 2015 03:45 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: George Lucas at May 04, 2015 03:47 PM (4KOF2)
Thanks, Feminism.
Posted by: Scott at May 04, 2015 03:48 PM (8YE33)
I wonder if ambulances will be called to transport people so they wont be falsely accused of murder.
Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 03:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: My Dad at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Pendejo at May 04, 2015 03:53 PM (Do4Vj)
I was at a cast party for some shows I had been in and on the people there was Psychology professor. She had been in a production of the "Vagina Monolgues" at the school she taught at. Thankfully, she didn't invite me or anyone except some of her closest friends, but I wouldn't go to "The Penis Monolgues" either if such aching existed" She said "They handed out Vagina shaped cookies with fake pubic hair at intermission and also penis shaped lollipops, and gave out free condoms." Oh, groovy! This is what is happening and has for some time at 4 year schools. Me, I went to class, went to the library went to the theatre and did shows went out sometimes for a few drinks with friends when the drinking age was 18 and dated one person for about 4 months in my junior year. I'm so glad I went to school in the Middle Ages.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 03:54 PM (MeuoO)
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Posted by: iSiSenTexas at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: My Dad at May 04, 2015 03:55 PM (53CCM)
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at May 04, 2015 03:58 PM (Eszro)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 04, 2015 04:06 PM (CxEX+)
Posted by: Dr. Samich at May 04, 2015 04:12 PM (uL8jA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 04:15 PM (MeuoO)
Would anyone care to be she's pursuing a degree that has the word "studies" in it - such as "Studies of Lesbian Transsexuals in 18th Century France."
Posted by: alwyr at May 04, 2015 04:20 PM (V0j3u)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at May 04, 2015 04:22 PM (eOpVe)
Hey! I think I found where you left it!
Try going to church, you bewildered fool!
Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2015 04:27 PM (IppEL)
The purpose of this isn't to redefine rape folks. It's to confuse, infuriate and cause you to give up. It's simply like being forced to debate a two year old who does nothing but stick their fingers in their ears and scream la-la-la-la-la. At some point, you simply collapse into a pile of sobbing capitulation.
It's by design. It's a war you don't even realize you're in.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2015 04:28 PM (t0Nv1)
You sure it's Saul Alinsky?
It seems to me it's actually entering the jurisdiction of Lewis Carroll.
Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2015 04:32 PM (IppEL)
I also love when someone attempts to talk for entire groups of people as if being in that group 3defines my, or others, lives.
Posted by: MFn GIMP at May 04, 2015 04:37 PM (FviSe)
We have now reached the phase where everyone in the room is now a bit less sane.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 04, 2015 04:39 PM (i7JE3)
taking advantage of others because I'm a straight, white, male?
Yes.
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 04, 2015 04:40 PM (i7JE3)
Posted by: jocon307 at May 04, 2015 04:46 PM (8/8m5)
Posted by: RGallegos at May 04, 2015 04:52 PM (edmJ3)
So what this harlot is saying is nothing new. But, I do have an answer for her.
Just say no. Abstain. QUIT BEING A WHORE! And you will feel bad that you had meaningless sex you had with 30 guys you picked up in bars over the years.
Posted by: Grumpyguy at May 04, 2015 04:56 PM (6OScs)
Posted by: William Teach at May 04, 2015 04:59 PM (Nyq7O)
Sorry ladies; if this is accurate and descriptive; I'm a monster for thinking you're the equal of a man and capable of self-sufficiency and independence...
It'd be like kicking a toddler out to fend for themselves. Monstrous and evil behavior in not deciding you need a guardian to choose and care for you.
Posted by: gekkobear at May 04, 2015 05:00 PM (H0IZc)
Posted by: Rob in Mass at May 04, 2015 05:09 PM (mEd1H)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 04, 2015 05:18 PM (KYqAW)
Posted by: The New Consent Standards At Delta House at May 04, 2015 05:24 PM (nbGZj)
Society should look into that.
Posted by: Dante at May 04, 2015 05:27 PM (viKLU)
Posted by: Thank Dog For Pron at May 04, 2015 05:31 PM (nbGZj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A18kYnP4Pec
Posted by: obladioblada at May 04, 2015 05:36 PM (WVxCU)
Unless she had giant gazingas, and a face at leastd as good looking as say Reese Witherspoon, I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 04, 2015 06:06 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: RobertM at May 04, 2015 06:11 PM (1guTK)
Posted by: RobertM at May 04, 2015 06:16 PM (1guTK)
"King County man languishes in Philippines jail fighting rape charge"
This guy is living it now.
Posted by: oh yeah at May 04, 2015 06:38 PM (JW9XE)
Of course the only way they know how to do it is to use the horseshit vocabulary and "ideas" the Left drilled into their brains, so the resulting spectacle is beyond awkward.
Posted by: Beverly at May 04, 2015 06:39 PM (h7u1O)
Posted by: ron n. at May 04, 2015 09:10 PM (YVQn/)
Who's "we?"
Though, mostly you can blame the Boomers for this one. And to a lesser extent the X-ers.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 03:21 PM (kff5f)
Hey now! I'm Gen X and I specifically told my oldest boy, dbs jr., just before he left for Afghanistan "NO RAPING!" I told him I could excuse any kind of so called "war crime" except for rape. I could explain away a lot of shit he did there, but rape was totally out of the question. When he got home I asked him "Remember what I said?" He answered "Yes, dad, there were no rapes." He did kill a lot of people though, but I'm pretty sure he didn't rape them afterwards either.
BTW, as far as crazy girl's parentage I think she's in the "I've got two moms" category.
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at May 04, 2015 10:21 PM (YikDz)
Posted by: Scott at May 04, 2015 10:55 PM (ACWui)
You don't have to look at her picture to know she makes cat puke look good. And if her picture is "cute" then its not a true picture. Sister, if those words are your real feelings then you're too intrinsically disgusting to look at or listen to for any real man to take seriously. In the words of a wise lesson from this blog, "Eff off." Dante @324, I damn sure hope you're right, because that's how I'm raising mine.
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