Leftists and the Media, But I Repeat Myself, All But Justifying The Terrorist Attack on Free Speech

Apparently Pamela Gellar is a pungent provocateur, so it's okay to kill her.

See, she was mocking a religion, and therefore, members of that religion can be excused for trying to murder those who mock their god.

So, I guess my question is:


"The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence,"
a troupe of anti-clerical gay provocateurs who
cross-dress as bizarre nuns to insult the church and
conventional morality of all sorts,
stage a "Hunky Jesus" competition in San Franscisco

A different "Hunky Jesus" competition, held in Portland, promised a $300 grand prize to the winner; I assume the San Francisco one would promise a bigger take.


So: Should angry Christians start polishing their rifles?

Either we are all allowed to provoke or we are all not so permitted. Either we all have the right to use violence to defend affronts to our god -- even the strange, alien, backwards god of Christianity -- or none of us do.

The left continues to insist that people are allowed to "punch up" -- or shoot guns "up" -- but not down.

Thus pushing the idea that Christians and other allegedly dominant groups are officially second-class citizens, with fewer rights than others (gays, Muslims, especially).

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM




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1 Holy size issues Batman.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at May 04, 2015 12:31 PM (Nj2wY)

2 Not only does it have size issues, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus didn't wave to the people as he carried the cross up the hill.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at May 04, 2015 12:32 PM (1TUV/)

3 I mean it's an important Post but Jesus...urh so to speak.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:32 PM (rDqRv)

4 The blog takes a wide stance

Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at May 04, 2015 12:32 PM (Cz/08)

5 Margins blown and Italicans! Must be Monday.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)

6 Wow, Ace, it's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (EgOr3)

7 It seems the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence lean right. Shocking.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (shFKH)

8 Ace breaks his own blog. May the fourth...

Posted by: Hotspur at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (5cgIv)

9 Way to blow up the blog.

Posted by: joeclark77 at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (duQMW)

10 Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha

Hey, how you doin'?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (/Ho8c)

11 is this a photoblog?

Posted by: Beth at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (Epq7Y)

12 You're going to need a bigger barrel...

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (FcR7P)

13 Actually, as I keep asking the Left, there are portions of Islam that believe that my very existence is a provocation and that I should be killed because of that.

So does the Left believe that? That I should be thrown off a building for having the temerity to breathe?

That is not rhetorical.

You know what the problem is? I can take their position to its logical conclusion and thus I know the answer is yes.

Yeah. I decline.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (mf5HN)

14 OMG that picture just blew my mind.

Posted by: Draki at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (0eidE)

15 Wide ranging commentary!

Posted by: freaked at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (gN7It)

16 Larry Craig approves this post.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (1KAUL)

17 at least this wasn't triple or quadruple posted

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (SyKbw)

18 Ace is manspreading. Again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (FsuaD)

19 Holy balls, fix this picture already!!!

Posted by: msjake at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (kycL9)

20 Christians have been polishing their guns for quite sometime. Soon we'll be warming them up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (KbNXw)

21 Um, italics tag? At least it wasn't me this time.

Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (MT22W)

22 Muzzie terrorists learned that Texas ain't France.

Posted by: jmel at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (9umsd)

23 "Hunky Jesus." Man. How edgy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (8ZskC)

24 You do know, now, if any 'Christians' shoot one of these guys it's your fault? It's always the right's fault. No matter who did the deed. It's Pamela Geller's fault, of course. Square glasses on CNN this morning was trying to figure out how to blame her.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (OZmbA)

25
BIG Italicans

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (Txrlv)

26
This is going to be huge.

Oh, wait - it already is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (dquK7)

27 Did Jesus fix it?

Posted by: Beth at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (Epq7Y)

28 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)

29 "Investigators have not ruled out terrorism in a deadly shooting incident outside at a Texas arena hosting a 'Draw Muhammad' contest."



Well that's a relief

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (fWAjv)

30
So, women who dress provocatively are to be blamed if they get raped?

Hey, I'm just quoting the Koran, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (St6BJ)

31 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)

32 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (kff5f)

33 The Left spent the better part of the eighties decrying an impending theocratic state in the US.

And, lookie here, actual theocratic fascism, and the Left is on their fucking knees insisting we join them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (K7krX)

34 The real issue is hatred of America. If your religion hates America, you are good to go no matter what you want to do. Kill whoever you want--it's America's fault anyway!

If your religion likes, or takes no stance on America, then your religion is founded on a legacy of hate and you should all shush up.

It's easy really.

Posted by: Null at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (xjpRj)

35 Just further proof that the philosophies of the postmodernists and SJWs are entirely incompatible with the ones on which our nation was founded.

Either we are all equal before the law or we are not. If we're not, we need to revise our governing documents and quit with the farce.

And then those of who believe otherwise can file for divorce.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (/Ho8c)

36 The left probably doesn't realize it but they have clearly laid out the way to beat them, violence. They won't respond to reason or logic but if they perceive the real chance that they will be responded to violently they fold like a cheap suit.

May be worth noting.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (g1DWB)

37
Margins blown

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)






*snort*

ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (Txrlv)

38 promised a $300 grand prize to the winner; I assume the San Francisco one would promise a bigger take.


***

I don't know about that. 300 grand is a lot of money.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (mvenn)

39 What would Mohammed do?

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (+jq0B)

40 If you are "on the top" the federal Govt subsidizes the heresies aimed at your religion...

plaintiff's exhibit one- Piss Christ was NEA endowed.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (/4AZU)

41 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

42 Did the losers get crucified?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (1JqUE)

43 I kinda like calling leftists "Lefists" like le fists, it works

Posted by: Beth at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (Epq7Y)

44

The left is in in league with Islam. And once the help Islam conquer the civilized world, they will be the first in the mass graves. At least it's something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (St6BJ)

45 Hunky Jesus built my hot rod.

Posted by: Alain Jourgenson at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (1KAUL)

46 13 Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 12:34 PM (mf5HN)

The left is willing to sacrifice as many "yous" as it takes majesty....

take heart there are lots of "us" they want gone.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (/4AZU)

47 41 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

Silence.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)

48 39 What would Mohammed do?
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (+jq0B)


Rape a 6 year old and kill a Joo. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (St6BJ)

49 Did the losers get crucified?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (1JqUE)

There's almost certainly some sort of "piercing" involved.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 12:39 PM (8hctH)

50 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?


I have no doubt that certain high horses will somehow be implicated.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 12:39 PM (8ZskC)

51 Ahhh.... but you miss the distinction....

Brown people are not Civilized, and thus rioting in cities, or killing in the name of religion... is a cultural expression to be excused... because they are really just barbarians after all...

Now, White Christians are civilized, and so must be held to a higher standard... they can't even TALK mean or they must be cast out.

Posted by: The Left, the ACTUAL RAAAAAcists... at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (qh617)

52 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

Silence.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)


hey cut the putz a break. He took his personal Helo to Andrews to play golf

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (rDqRv)

53 As a lifelong Republican, I support free speech. But I can't help but think of all the peaceful Muslims who have been attacked by extremist Pamela Geller.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (Ks4nX)

54 Hey look. A picture of BurtTC from last night.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)

55
It would be interesting if people showed up and shot at these freaks - with paint ball guns.

Just to make a point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (St6BJ)

56
Oh Lord, I would live my life in freedom, peace and happiness, enjoying the simple pleasures of hearth and home. I would die an old, old man in my own bed, preferably of sexual overexertion.

But if that is not to be, Lord, if monsters such as this should find their way to my little corner of the world on my watch, then help me to sweep those bastards from the ramparts, because doing that is good, and right, and just.

And if in this I should fall, let me be found atop a pile of brass, behind the wall I made of their corpses.

/Geek with a .45

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (Txrlv)

57 Internet/tweet mouthy, ineffective and shot dead in the street so you Become a drawing at the event staged to mock your barbarous relic of a faith BY drawing is no way to express your sentiments, son.

Posted by: Even Zombie David Carradeine what is Ashamed For You at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (vmAFq)

58 Wow, Ace, it's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2015 12:33 PM (EgOr3)


Wendy's spicy chicken sammich.

Right out the nose.

Ooooowwww.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (mf5HN)

59 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (1lH1A)

60 Have they identified the perps yet?

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)

61 Here is the thing about the "poking the bear" argument - its about the bear.

When the libs/media say this, then they are acknowledging that Muslims are "the bear" - i.e. inherently dangerous and cannot be reasoned with.

So that means all this "religion of peace" business is garbage. The libs know that they aren't peaceful, that is why they criticize the incitement.

Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (zicbG)

62 Martin Luther King, Jr., was warned about his provocative speech, yet he persisted.

So, he basically was asking for it.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (necRc)

63 It would be interesting if people showed up and shot at these freaks - with paint ball guns.

Super Soakers. Filled with urine.

"What? I was just trying to re-create the award winning work of art 'Piss Christ.'"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (kff5f)

64 When did Cecil B. DeMille take over the blog? Gotta new banner for you...

http://tinyurl.com/mava2zh




Posted by: Levin at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (4RsUF)

65 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (mvenn)

Shit, I'd dress up like a gay jesus for three hundred grand.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (AkOaV)

66 61 Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (zicbG)

The problem is Barry thinks the bears are just ducky and is importing them wholesale.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (/4AZU)

67 Wendy's spicy chicken sammich.

That's a funny way to spell Chick-fil-A.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (kff5f)

68 Have they identified the perps yet?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)


Black muslims

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (rDqRv)

69 hey cut the putz a break. He took his personal Helo to Andrews to play golf

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:40 PM (rDqRv)

No golf today. Second favorite activity though, fundraisers!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (fWAjv)

70 Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (zicbG)

The bear is on the loose baby!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

71 68 Have they identified the perps yet?
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (Bn6aD)


Black muslims

Well that's a surprise...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (Bn6aD)

72 So...the next time an artist creates a piss Christ, or a filmmaker mocks Jesus, or there's a Broadway play like "Book of Mormon" we can attack them?

Good to know. (/sarc)

***So Tired of the Double Standard for what constitutes "Provocation"***

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (2TN4k)

73 Oh, and David Letterman.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (fWAjv)

74 What would Mohammed do?

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (+jq0B)


Behead the men and sell the women into slavery.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 12:43 PM (kQBSd)

75 Behead the men and sell the women into slavery.

Posted by: wrg500


And bugger the little boys.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (/Ho8c)

76 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (1lH1A)


You'll be awone, becuth Hunky Jesuth will be in mine!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (8hctH)

77 That 'Idiots of Perpetual Indulgence' group has been around a long time in one form or another. I saw them dressed as nuns spanking naked baby dolls with coat hangers at a Mardi Gras parade in the '80s. Twisted but oh so edgy/clever/provocative.

Nice to see that they have made the world a better place in which to live during the intervening years.../s

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (mvenn)

78
"The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence," a troupe of anti-clerical gay provocateurs who cross-dress as bizarre nuns to insult the church and conventional morality of all sorts,




Their best know member and everywhere on TV back in the day:

Sister Mary Boom Boom

Jack Fertig retired Sister Boom Boom in 1985. Born to a Jewish father and a Christian mother, he converted to Islam in 2001.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Boom_Boom

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (kdS6q)

79 And if in this I should fall, let me be found atop a pile of brass, behind the wall I made of their corpses.

/Geek with a .45



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 12:41 PM (Txrlv)


Oh Lord, when I die... please make my death worthy of a Viking Funeral...

and as Hal Moore once asked, please ignore my enemies heathen prayers...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (qh617)

80 Look at the length of that skirt...Jesus was just asking for it.../s

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (rRBI0)

81
I use black muslin to reupholster chairs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (St6BJ)

82
Posted by: wrg500

And bugger the little boys.

Don't forget the goats...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (Bn6aD)

83 What is taking so long to ID the other guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (fWAjv)

84 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (FsuaD)


Maybe he'll find out about it tonight while watching the news. #whatthebeardoesinthewoodsisontheloose

Posted by: physics geek at May 04, 2015 12:45 PM (MT22W)

85 62 Martin Luther King, Jr., was warned about his provocative speech, yet he persisted.

So, he basically was asking for it.


^^^^ Quoted for truth

Posted by: Beth at May 04, 2015 12:45 PM (Epq7Y)

86 Black muslims
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:42 PM (rDqRv)


So Double Blameless then

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 12:45 PM (8ZskC)

87 I feel the urge to get on my high horse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:45 PM (FsuaD)

88 A Hillary presidency will only further incite Muslims. She should step aside as a show of respect.

Posted by: Warden at May 04, 2015 12:45 PM (3ILeG)

89 Pam should have held a cake decorating contest.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (1KAUL)

90 What's with the sign language guy? Required for this type of event?

Posted by: Citation X driver at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (RsB8d)

91 Okay, cannot take full credit for this as I read part on another site, but what do y'all think about holding a "wet burkha" contest, where lovelies get beer poured on their surprisingly sheer when wet burkhas? We could even put Mo caricatures on the burkhas, or maybe strategically located on their bikini briefs (or not). I'm from the depths of Redneckistan and I think this would make more money than a Monster truck Daytona 500 event.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (vmAFq)

92 [Incomprehensible gibberish and shrieking ]

Posted by: Chubbles Jhosnon's Bicycle Seat Post at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (nHnWG)

93 They are on the other side.

Posted by: This is a Faux News Alert at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (hKyl0)

94 The lefties actually put some thought into how they were going to bone us, and warmed up a theory to deploy when they got around to praxis: victims are always right; anybody who once suffered at the hands of the West in any way is automatically a victim; muslims once suffered at the hands of the West; ergo presto change-o quod erat demonstrandum, muslims are ALWAYS victims even when they are perpetrators.

It's not the who/whom you see that matters but the who/whom that the Left designates.

(Did that make any sense?)

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

95 Question for intelligent people.

After pushing ghey marriage and special rites for gheys, why are you surprised that all of this happened? Why you expected a different result?

Historically every group of people that has been cuddled, treasured and elevated to a higher standard found a way to piss downwards on everyone that helped them.

Seriously, why are you surprised?

Posted by: fromabroad at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (LKY8c)

96 The left probably doesn't realize it but they have clearly laid out the way to beat them, violence. They won't respond to reason or logic but if they perceive the real chance that they will be responded to violently they fold like a cheap suit. May be worth noting.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (g1DWB)


-------------------------------------------


Something many of us have realized for quite some time. But we're still way to comfortable in our personal surroundings to start shooting.

Posted by: Math at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (/HX7u)

97 So this thing was ended by just one cop, under fire, with a couple headshots from a handgun.

Not gonna lie... it moved.

Posted by: Jaws at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (WKNX4)

98 What is taking so long to ID the other guy.>>>

Maybe he is one of Barry's cousins.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (tf9Ne)

99 Yeah, because NOT poking the bear worked out so well for zombie Treadwell.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (mvenn)

100 I'm glad you brought this up Ace. The left hardly ever thinks of these events that they generally support. It's a good way to show their hypocrisy.

Posted by: Draki at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (0eidE)

101 BB Wolf @ 79 - Viking death!
I am a Christian but I'll take a Viking death if it needed. Do I want to die? Well, no I don't. Not right now anyway. But I ain't skeered.

Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (go5uR)

102 You know, when South Park aired their 200th episode and it contained Muhammed and it caused some muslim to make death threats, so Comedy Central heavily edited the second part, and refuse to air any episodes of Muhammed now. Jon Stewart did a bit the next night telling the muslims that made the threats to go fuck themselves. I get the feeling if he covers this at all, he's going to come down on the opposite side.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (zt+N6)

103
In 1982, running as Sister Boom Boom and listing his occupation as "nun of the above," Mr. Fertig got 23,124 votes as a candidate for the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. He came in eighth; the first five were elected.

Toward the end of his life, he embraced Islam. In 2009, he participated in protests at the Israeli Consulate in San Francisco in favor of Palestinians.

http://tinyurl.com/nqfweyv

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (kdS6q)

104 I seem to remember that in the distant past, one of the states in flyover country had this idea of having a law respect religious practices but that would have protected Christiany religions too.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (b4b5c)

105 What's with the sign language guy?



Nelson Madela's guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (8Jl4+)

106 Off numbers sock

Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (/HX7u)

107 Isis attack on american soil. No comment from the president?

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:47 PM (XI/cd)

108
Don't forget the goats...
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (Bn6aD)
----
Should be all Ok if it is his goat.

Posted by: Mexican dog humper in FL at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (NUqwG)

109 What's with the sign language guy?



Nelson Mandela's guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (8Jl4+)

110 But seriously, what percentage of these lunatics are stoned?

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (ty633)

111
polished the rifle? I thought you polished the bullet so they don't get an infection from the head shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (ODxAs)

112 When the libs/media say this, then they are acknowledging that Muslims
are "the bear" - i.e. inherently dangerous and cannot be reasoned with.

So that means all this "religion of peace" business is garbage. The
libs know that they aren't peaceful, that is why they criticize the
incitement.

***
It is partly that, but it is more they find Islamists useful...for now.

Of course Islamists feel the same way about the left.




Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (78TbK)

113 You do know, now, if any 'Christians' shoot one of these guys it's your fault? It's always the right's fault. No matter who did the deed. It's Pamela Geller's fault, of course. Square glasses on CNN this morning was trying to figure out how to blame her.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (OZmbA)

Watched Geller this morning duke it out with Alyson Camerota on CNN. Alyson kept getting more and more frustrated at Geller's clear explanations that this event and the subsequent attempt to kill everyone attending by the jihadis is exactly why these events should be held.
Geller made a comment about the media aiding the censorship(my interpretation, not the words used by Geller) and Camerota went nuts. Got really pissed, how dare Geller blame the media for the shootings....Geller again tried to patiently explain that only the shooters are responsible for the shooting, but that the media is helping to curtail the first amendment as demonstrated by Camerota's constant howling about how Geller is inciting, and her insulting events are insulting the millions of peaceful muslims.
She actually started to repeat the TFG meme that islamic extremists have nothing to do with islam.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (EMXR7)

114
The left probably doesn't realize it but they have clearly laid out the way to beat them, violence. They won't respond to reason or logic but if they perceive the real chance that they will be responded to violently they fold like a cheap suit. May be worth noting.

---

We noted that a while back

Posted by: Check out clerks at Cabela's at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (dquK7)

115 *YOU* try explaining to a bear that "no means no."

Posted by: Zombie Timothy Treadwell at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (kff5f)

116 (Did that make any sense?)

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (RD7QR)


****

Yes, and bonus points for the sarcasm in Latin.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (mvenn)

117 Where is the president

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (XI/cd)

118 "So: Should angry Christians start polishing their rifles?"

Should be "stroking their gundicks."

Sorry for any confusion.

Posted by: AoSHQ Syleguide at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (ecDRv)

119 I've been saying for a while now that Christians ought to dust off the stakes and pitch and start up their weekly "Witch Fries" again.

Posted by: Iblis at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (9221z)

120 No YouTube at work. Am I missing anything?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (LA7Cm)

121 I thought you polished the bullet so they don't get an infection from the head shot.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Not that concerned about targets' sanitation.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (/Ho8c)

122 Toward the end of his life, he embraced Islam.


Between the incarcerated felons, pathetic white meth dweebs and guys like this, islam is skimming off the cream of American society.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

123 47 41 Has the JEF commented yet, with something along the lines of, erm, Geller "had it coming"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

Silence.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:38 PM (fWAjv)


If Baltimore is any guide, it's about 3-4 days before the speechwriters hack out something that meets the approval of the focus groups.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (b4b5c)

124 I wonder if these 2 room temperature terrorist had made any trips to Mexico lately.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (kQBSd)

125 Where is the president
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (XI/cd)

Back home in Texas...oh you mean that loser in the White House now? ForGetAboutIt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:50 PM (rDqRv)

126 89 Pam should have held a cake decorating contest.

Bake Mohammed cakes and donate them to gay weddings?

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 12:50 PM (J6suc)

127 Silly ace!

We don't "polish" our rifles. We clean and oil them.

CLP, if you will...

Posted by: Angry Christian at May 04, 2015 12:50 PM (2El4P)

128 Between the incarcerated felons, pathetic white meth dweebs and guys like this, islam is skimming off the cream of American society.

Well, the cheese at any rate.

That said... "incarcerated felons" and "pathetic white meth dweebs" can both get pretty d*mn violent.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

129 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (LA7Cm)

Just some excellent ghey blasphemous visual art.

so no.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (AkOaV)

130 >>Isis attack on american soil. No comment from the president?

Local crime story.
Bet if he says anything it will be along the lines of his US speech after Beghazi, that there are limits to free speech.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (2TN4k)

131 Is the grand prize $300 or is it $300 grand? $300 seems to be about right for a street festival celebrating jackassery. If it's $300,000, I'm quitting right now and growing a beard.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (PtTYB)

132 This has gotta be as bad as what the Brits did in Malaya in the 1950's

Posted by: yo! at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (W6iIX)

133 Wet Burka Night

Big ones
Wet ones
Big wet ones!

Posted by: guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (gN7It)

134 Where is the president

Going to be on Letterman... You know the important stuff...

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (Bn6aD)

135 Bake Mohammed cakes and donate them to gay weddings?

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 12:50 PM (J6suc)


That would be fan-f*cking-tastic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (kff5f)

136 As a concerned, Christian, conservative, it is painful for me to support Pamela Gellar.

I mean, I was a big fan of Jerry Falwell, but Ms Gellar's Xtianity just goes too far.

Wait, she's a Jew?

Anyone have Axelrod's phone number so that I can find out what my script should say now?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (+Fae7)

137 Toward the end of his life, he embraced Islam. In 2009, he participated in protests at the Israeli Consulate in San Francisco in favor of Palestinians.

http://tinyurl.com/nqfweyv
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix *********************************************************Gee, what a shock. /

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (0x/TW)

138 Ya know there is one good thing about the War on Christianity: It's the whole bullz-eye off us Jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (rDqRv)

139 Radio news this morning took the cake. On one hand it characterized the event as being organized by what critics called a hate group, then on the other said the motives of the gunmen were unclear.

Getting tired of this shit.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (PFy0L)

140 The crusades called. They want their highhorse back.

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (ecDRv)

141
Where is the president
Posted by: Thunder B,



Priorities:

4:20 pm

The President tapes an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman
Sullivan Theater - New York City

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (kdS6q)

142 Yeah Daily Mail was specifically calling Pam a hatemonger. I attribute that to Piers Morgan, who could stand a little mirror reflection time himself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (pbY3m)

143 "so no."


Ah, good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (LA7Cm)

144 Women who wear short skirts are just asking for it.

Posted by: Uncle Joe "Touchy - Feely" Biden at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (z7Udi)

145 Question for intelligent people.

After pushing ghey marriage and special rites for gheys, why are you surprised that all of this happened? Why you expected a different result?

Historically every group of people that has been cuddled, treasured and elevated to a higher standard found a way to piss downwards on everyone that helped them.

Seriously, why are you surprised?

Posted by: fromabroad at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (LKY8c)


You're right. It's the ghey's fault that two Muslims tried to kill people in a 'draw Mohammed' convention.

How could we have missed it?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (fwARV)

146 I wonder if these 2 room temperature terrorist had made any trips to Mexico lately.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (kQBSd)


I noted last night that we should have a pool on the odds the guns can be traced to Fast and Furious.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (8hctH)

147 94 The lefties actually put some thought into how they were going to bone us, and warmed up a theory to deploy when they got around to praxis: victims are always right; anybody who once suffered at the hands of the West in any way is automatically a victim; muslims once suffered at the hands of the West; ergo presto change-o quod erat demonstrandum, muslims are ALWAYS victims even when they are perpetrators.

When you liberate oppressed people, you often find out that they were being kept down for very, very good reasons.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 12:53 PM (J6suc)

148 They hate her. I read a brit blog that was rather good. Most of the regulars no longer blog there and there is only a woman who is dumb as dirt who cant bend over far enough for islam and then an American lefty who posts nothing but anti conservative articles and never and I mean never criticizes the donks. They villify Geller but the tide is changing. The commenters are not buying the BS as far as Geller goes:

http://goo.gl/4ZB0Is

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 12:53 PM (iQIUe)

149 >>
Where is the president?

New York:

*Participates in a discussion on the "My Brother's Keeper Alliance;" Lehman College, New York
*Attends DNC fundraiser

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 12:53 PM (2TN4k)

150 Between the incarcerated felons, pathetic white meth dweebs and guys
like this, islam is skimming off the cream of American society.
***
Almost everyone needs something larger then themselves to believe in. Liberalism has been becoming more and more a religion, but it is a rather piss poor one in giving meaning.

Traditionally Christianity was there for people...but the government-media complex has been chasing it out of the public square quite successfully.

So that leaves Islam.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2015 12:53 PM (78TbK)

151 The left probably doesn't realize it but they have clearly laid out the way to beat them, violence. They won't respond to reason or logic but if they perceive the real chance that they will be responded to violently they fold like a cheap suit. May be worth noting.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 12:36 PM (g1DWB)


To paraphrase Insty, nice incentive structure that is being established.

Shit, was it Maher who point blank admitted that when you mock Lutherans they send you nice notes that they are praying for you along with a tasty homemade bundt cake?

I still think When Lutherans Riot is one of my favorite Horde memes.

brb buying out all the Nilla wafers at WalMart.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 12:53 PM (mf5HN)

152 We need to send a gift basket and some ammo to the cop who caused the terrorists to assume room temperature.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (FsuaD)

153 I think I read it was a Garland I.S.D. cop who stopped the shooter.

A school cop?! I remember those guys from high school, and not being overly impressed. I mean, there's not much gunplay involved, and Garland isn't exactly some brutal inner city district.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (necRc)

154 138
Ya know there is one good thing about the War on Christianity: It's the whole bullz-eye off us Jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (rDqRv)

How convenient!

Posted by: Church Lady at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (ecDRv)

155 117 Where is the president
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (XI/cd)

NYC

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (fWAjv)

156 Let us not forget this TX Mohammedan terrorist was a member of two protected classes.



Being a Mohammedan and being Black. EXACTLY like the guy who beheaded the receptionist at the meat packing plant.




EXACTLY. Hate crimes? They are for others, like White people.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)

157 I am still waiting for the ghey pride demonstration outside the mosque on Friday. If the Sisters really wanted to be edgy, they could become the Brothers of Jihad and have a "Hunky Mohammed" contest.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (5f5bM)

158 Radio news this morning took the cake. On one hand it characterized the event as being organized by what critics called a hate group, then on the other said the motives of the gunmen were unclear.


I'm ditching "MSM" for "Amerkanischer Beobachter."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (8ZskC)

159
How much more evidence do we need proving that the entirety of Leftism is complete bullshit?

Let me define Leftism for you: An ideology based in hate and lies that is used to gain power over Other.

Leftist are not your political opponents. They are not the Other Side Of The Aisle. Leftists are your Mortal Enemies. They hate you and everything you stand for and, like muslims, they want to either convert or enslave or kill you. Treat them accordingly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (5luh1)

160 Where's the video of the Gay Beefcake Mohammad contest?

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (ty633)

161 Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (PFy0L)

Ah, yes, a "hate group."

So I was reading up on the BLM show down in Oregon over a gold mine (not exciting; usual story of government being scheming dicks) and stumbled upon the splc webpage.

They throw that phrase "hate group" around so much it's hard to follow their stories. I guess according to them, everyone who is not politically 100% on the same page as them is a hate group.

For example, I learned that the militias and the oath keepers were anti government, anti tax, anti minority hate groups who call themselves "patriots" while trying to abolish the federal government.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)

162 zombie had a great photo essay (but of course) on the SF event a few years back. It's kinda gross, as you might expect. I did a quick search and didn't find it but I'm sure it's out there. I don't need to see it again...

I live in the Bay Area and have had half a mind to post a bunch of flyers for a Hunky (Macho?) Muhammad event hosted by the Sisters just to see what would happen but I'm way too lazy for that, and also wouldn't want to be responsible for anyone getting hurt.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (YxaXw)

163 Reports on FB that the policeman shot in the face in NYC has died.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (2cS/G)

164 You know, there will be a certain amount of satisfaction to be harvested when these dung eaters finally get their war.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (xWW96)

165 The president has released a statement:

"My fellow Americans, let me be clear: FORE!!!"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (PtTYB)

166 117 Where is the president
Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (XI/cd)



Somewhere with a colon full of cock.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (+Fae7)

167 "Hunky Jesus." Man. How edgy.

-
And so brave. So very, very brave.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (XUKZU)

168 The "punch up/down" theory is total bullshit by the way.

It's not about (perceived) power balance, but whether your subculture is on the "approved" list.

Posted by: can of spam at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (g0aRc)

169 120 >> No YouTube at work. Am I missing anything?

Anal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (pbY3m)

170 I didn't know Hunky Jesus had such nice man boobs.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (wAQA5)

171 133 Wet Burka Night

Big ones
Wet ones
Big wet ones!
Posted by: guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 04, 2015 12:51 PM (gN7It)

A natural event for Pam Geller, as our beloved host can attest.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

172 "You're right. It's the ghey's fault that two Muslims tried to kill people in a 'draw Mohammed' convention.

How could we have missed it?"

the post talks about something else if you bother to read it.

Posted by: fromabroad at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (LKY8c)

173 Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (5luh1)

Yeah. I used to think that people who said things like that -- Rush Limbaugh for example -- were using rhetorical flourishes to make a point. I used to kind of roll my eyes.

Last few years have made me realize that yep, Rush was right, those people would put a bullet in the back of my head if they could.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)

174 I found it fascinating that NYT's was on board of the free speech really should not be free. And wondered if we should shut that garbage paper down.

Wouldn't they 'understand' because WE are offended by their speech?

Why is it They choose what is allowable 'free' speech?

what about rioters right to speechify killing police?

do they agree ?

u know actually adovocating for murder?
why is it they only like free speech when the agree?

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (nqBYe)

175 A school cop?! I remember those guys from high school, and not being overly impressed. I mean, there's not much gunplay involved, and Garland isn't exactly some brutal inner city district.

Okay, Garland isn't Mesquite, but it's not the safest place to hang out, either.

That said... one of the Morons previously pointed out- a lot of TX gun owners are very, very good about putting in their range time. This includes cops. And campus resource officers (school cops) are full members of the police force and have to do all the same periodic qualifications that other cops do. Usually you only get resource duty for a year or two before they cycle you out to something else.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (kff5f)

176 153
I think I read it was a Garland I.S.D. cop who stopped the shooter.



A school cop?! I remember those guys from high school, and not being
overly impressed. I mean, there's not much gunplay involved, and
Garland isn't exactly some brutal inner city district.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (necRc)

****************
The security guard who got shot was a Garland ISD cop, off duty. The cops who shot the two tangos were Garland PD.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (5f5bM)

177 I'm pretty sure that Jesus didn't wave to the people as he carried the cross up the hill.

O.K. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (MeuoO)

178 I, for one, do not welcome our Islamic overlords and promise them a spine full of base metal if they want to push me.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (rwI+c)

179 Where is the president

Posted by: Thunder B, Shapeshifter at May 04, 2015 12:49 PM (XI/cd)



NYC


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
-----------------
That effs up my commute. And the 25 yro NYC cop who got shot in the face on Sat just died.

Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (Fbt5B)

180 Let us not forget this TX Mohammedan terrorist was a member of two protected classes.

So, the police shot 2 black men? When does Sharpton show up?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (kQBSd)

181 117 Where is the president

Who is the secretary of state

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (J6suc)

182 It seems that r/K selection theory has a few things to say about All. Of. This. Baltimore, leftists enabling terrorism. It explains it all.

Posted by: grognard at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (/29Nl)

183
The sooner we do Our Own Shit the better off we'll be.

We can start with setting up our own gofundme.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (5luh1)

184 Who's got bundt cake?!

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (ZKzrr)

185 >>
zombie had a great photo essay (but of course) on the SF event a few
years back. It's kinda gross, as you might expect. I did a quick
search and didn't find it but I'm sure it's out there. I don't need to
see it again...


This one: ***NSFW***

http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2011/04/27/ christians-mock-gays-at-shocking-easter-service/

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (2TN4k)

186 The two dead Muslims in Garland demonstrate the deceptive nature of "number of young black men shot by police" stat.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (necRc)

187 Time for Hanna-Barbera to come out with a cartoon camel called "Quick-Draw Mohammed"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (Jh0nR)

188 She actually started to repeat the TFG meme that islamic extremists have nothing to do with islam.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2015 12:48 PM (EMXR7)


This is one of my favorite leftist insults. The 'you're too stupid to know you're being insulted' insult.


It's like telling Indians (casinos, not computers) that they should be insulted by 'Washington Redskins' and if they're not, they're enabling bigotry.

They truly believe that they're protecting people by telling them they're too stupid to know they're being insulted - which, of course, they're not.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (fwARV)

189 When are they going to identify Elton Simpson's gay lover/roomate?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (fWAjv)

190 Where is the president

Who is the secretary of state
Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (J6suc)

Third Base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (rDqRv)

191 The security guard who got shot was a Garland ISD cop, off duty. The cops who shot the two tangos were Garland PD.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (5f5bM)



Wasn't the Garland ISD cop unarmed? I could be misremembering or that info could have been wrong.

I must say that I utterly adore that the police statement was that the cop who was shot would be fine but the suspects would not be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (mf5HN)

192 You have to be impressed with the TX cops. No hesitation, you boys are DEAD.



Governor calls to congratulate them! What a state.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (0FSuD)

193 Prays for the family of the dead Cop in NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (rDqRv)

194 i don't really 'like' draw Mohammad drawings personally..

But it is exactly the reason why it must be done.

they need to get with the program that we all have a right also to be offended but not murder because we are.

i say this also to feminists
gay squad
and the average offended joe

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (nqBYe)

195 142 Yeah Daily Mail was specifically calling Pam a hatemonger. I attribute that to Piers Morgan, who could stand a little mirror reflection time himself.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 12:52 PM (pbY3m)



I'll show you how to deal with that pud.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (+Fae7)

196 EXACTLY. Hate crimes? They are for others, like White people.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)
-----
I have been paying attention. All white people are racist and privileged. No crimes against white people are based on hate.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (NUqwG)

197 Someone should crash their little party dressed as Mohammed. Or maybe even better, just say all over the Twitters a lot of Mohammed-in-a-Diaper folks are going to show up for the hell of it. You know, for kicks. Really get the word out. See if they shut the whole thing down out of fear of the muzzie.

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (FRkJH)

198 The NYT wants free speech when it aligns with their profits or agenda, anything else, they don't really care about.

Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (Fbt5B)

199
those people would put a bullet in the back of my head if they could.

They would enslave or murder us all if they could get away with it. Some day, on the course we're on, it will come to that.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (5luh1)

200
Last few years have made me realize that yep,
Rush was right, those people would put a bullet in the back of my head
if they could.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)



Want to see them squirm? Demand that they admit it. Accuse them of being terrorist sympathizers. You'll instantly put them on the defensive. It's astonishing to watch.

Posted by: grognard at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (/29Nl)

201 >>

Who is the secretary of state


Who won the Kentuckey Derby?



Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (1KAUL)

202 "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." - Barack Obama.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (ZPrif)

203 I'm guess the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence never feel the need to drop $10,000 on armed security to watch over their events.

Punching up against Christians ... It's safe AND economical!

Posted by: Jaws at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (WKNX4)

204 So they were asking for it? Geert Wilders was dressed provocatively?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (g7Ibl)

205

OT:

BREAKING: NYPD COP SHOT YESTERDAY HAS DIED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (St6BJ)

206 And the 25 yro NYC cop who got shot in the face on Sat just died.
Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 12:57 PM (Fbt5B)

Sad.

Did they find out what happened there, anyways?

If I recall, he was undercover. Did he get outed as a cop, or was he just in the wrong place / wrong time?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (AkOaV)

207 Another Known Wolf attack aparently

Posted by: yo! at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (W6iIX)

208 Who's got bundt cake?!


Texas. New bakery has just opened multiple stores:

"Nothing Bundt Cake"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (neool)

209 "they are really just barbarians after all... "

Bigotry of low expectations. Low expectations of Muslims, i.e. they can be excused for their violence. low expectations of youth (Don't dare call them thugs) in cities. The elitists will provide for others and in turn they owe the party undying allegiance and votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (MeuoO)

210 NYPD Officer Brian Moore died Monday after his distraught family removed him from life support, law enforcement sources said.
A grim faced Police Commissioner Bill Bratton was seen entering the hospital around 12:30 p.m. Moores relatives including retired cop dad Raymond and mom Irene were at their sons bedside.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (rDqRv)

211 Wasn't the Garland ISD cop unarmed? I could be misremembering or that info could have been wrong.

I heard that too, ATC.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (5f5bM)

212
Who's got bundt cake?!

You mean those big donut cakes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (5luh1)

213 Who won the Kentuckey Derby?

John Kerry

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (kQBSd)

214 Someone made the comment: If we have to obey Islamic rules and regulations about drawings of Mohammed, do we have to obey the Islamic rules and regulations regarding gays as well?

Wish someone would ask one of those leftist commentators that.

Posted by: Vance at May 04, 2015 01:01 PM (itHw7)

215 If the mohammadans had any sense they would start a riot to protest the unfair treatment by the police.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (dquK7)

216 you know what i don't do as an offended person?

i don't hang out with people or events that offend me.

if i look at everything that offends me i guess my only solution is to murder .
and what happened to belieing Your G-d had the capability of defending iTS OWN HONOR.

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (nqBYe)

217 hahahaha

the gays, always avoiding the Real

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (SbnD9)

218 Mocking Christianity is not only cool but required of leftists because Columbus, a Christian (white male no less), killed all the Indians. With typhus blankets. After he took away their healthcare and closed their free schools.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (1BQGO)

219
What's funny is that we all know who invented the bundt cake.

Come to AoS.

We Know Shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (5luh1)

220 142 Yeah Daily Mail was specifically calling Pam a hatemonger.

Shrug. Hate is often a proper response.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (J6suc)

221 Robert Stacy McCain @rsmccain
LA TIMES Dec. 7, 1941: Anti-Japanese Ships Sunk in Hawaii

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (ZPrif)

222 We don't "polish" our rifles. We clean and oil them.

Morons do, however, polish our bayonets, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

223 If the mohammadans had any sense they would start a riot to protest the unfair treatment by the police.

Dearborn burns.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (kQBSd)

224 The President tapes an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman
Sullivan Theater - New York City

-
Top Ten Reasons Pam Geller Had It Coming!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 01:02 PM (XUKZU)

225 Someone should crash their little party dressed as Mohammed. Or maybe even better, just say all over the Twitters a lot of Mohammed-in-a-Diaper folks are going to show up for the hell of it. You know, for kicks. Really get the word out. See if they shut the whole thing down out of fear of the muzzie.


Genius!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (neool)

226 You should contrast this with a picture of a winner of the Draw Muhammad contest. It's linked in my sig.

So hateful!

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (MYCIw)

227 Posted by: grognard at May 04, 2015 01:00 PM (/29Nl)

well, they won't say it to your face.

but I've heard several liberals make off handed comments about dealing with those intolerant backwards inbred hicks who are so stupid that they vote republicans.

I've never had one actually say 'we should line them up on the banks of the Danube and shoot them' but I mean... I'm sure they'd follow the weather undergrounds solution -- re-education camps for all, and those who fail at getting their heads right, well... you know.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)

228 so the lefties have their panties in a bunch because of "inequality"

well, let's look at what enforces and expands inequality:

Democrat machine politics

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (SbnD9)

229 Bigotry of low expectations. Low expectations of Muslims, i.e. they can be excused for their violence.

Yup.

P.S., Fenelon, you make like this article from my local fishwrap.
http://is.gd/CnaUUz

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (ZKzrr)

230 163 Reports on FB that the policeman shot in the face in NYC has died.
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (2cS/G)

Any word on the shooter's motive?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

231 Its hard to avoid the impression that Muslims think Allah isn't able to protect Himself. I know, they frame it in terms of being faithful and obeying Allah to protect His name on earth. But honestly, as a Christian... when I see the nuts like those homosexuals mocking Christ, I worry for them and know that they're in trouble from God. But I don't need to do anything about it. He will handle it in His own way. Maybe show mercy and save them from their sins like He did me. Maybe punish them for what they deserve, just as I deserve.

But I don't have to punish them. Just pray for them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (39g3+)

232 163
Reports on FB that the policeman shot in the face in NYC has died.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 12:55 PM (2cS/G)


Heartbreaking. I'm sure Choom Boy will be all broken up over the young man's death.

Prayers for the family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (FsuaD)

233 Bill Maher made an entire movie called 'Religulous.'

Dawkins writes books ridiculing belief.

All this proves is that the Left are hypocrites, but we already knew that and they don't care-- hypocrisy is just a crime that they charge OTHER people with.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

234
Morons do, however, polish our bayonets, IYKWIMAITYD.

In b4 the SNL bees skit reference!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (5luh1)

235 I don't think anyone else has noted that Pam Geller has a spectacular rack, yet.

Posted by: Garrett at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (1KAUL)

236 When Alyson Camerota was on Fox, she had just about the fattest nipples you've ever seen. Must have been nursing. Mouthing her new lines, maybe they've shriveled up.

Posted by: guy who judges women by their teats at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (xq1UY)

237 The children are pouting again.

Until this post I had no idea these "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" even existed. What sad little adolescents they are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (hLRSq)

238 I saw Hunky Jesus open for Godsmack at the Murat Theatre -thecrowd asked for Barrabas to be released instead.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at May 04, 2015 01:04 PM (jmN7w)

239 "Geert Wilders was dressed provocatively?"

I don't know where the man finds clothes at all. He posted a picture of himself with the swat team and he was a good head taller than all of them.

I somehow never realized what a giant he is.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (MYCIw)

240 If the mohammadans had any sense they would start a riot to protest the unfair treatment by the police.

Dearborn burns.



Again?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (neool)

241 Elton has left the building.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (mvenn)

242 I must say that I utterly adore that the police statement was that the cop who was shot would be fine but the suspects would not be.

On the bright side, the suspects condition remains stable.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (rwI+c)

243 Geller is hot. However, she is wound a tad tightly for my tastes.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (xWW96)

244 Daily Mail

the UK and Europe have unbelievably stupid laws about speech

it's often criminal to say unflattering things about groups* in general

Europe is in its final, shrinking violet phase

* except anything they call "conservative"

Posted by: Feh at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (SbnD9)

245 You have to be impressed with the TX cops. No hesitation, you boys are DEAD.



Governor calls to congratulate them! What a state.


Posted by: Nip Sip


Remember the LA cops who shot up the pick up truck looking for the rogue deputy? 100 shots fired at innocent women in a truck. One was hit by two bullets. The truck wasn't even the same color.

http://rt.com/usa/lapd-dorner-shooting-review-738/

Now remember the guy shooting up downtown Austin. One cop shoots one round into the perp and kills him. From 100 yards away. With a pistol.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/06/austin-cop-sure-shot-stopped-crazed-gunman/

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (FRkJH)

246 193
Prays for the family of the dead Cop in NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 12:59 PM (rDqRv)

That sucks. They were looking for the thug and he knew it.

Good thing they stopped "Stop and Frisk" for the "peoples"

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (0FSuD)

247 Security consisted of old fat men wearing fatigues and carrying machine guns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (g7Ibl)

248 The answer is yes.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (XmOA9)

249
When Alyson Camerota was on Fox, she had just about the fattest nipples you've ever seen.

Could you dial a telephone with them?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (5luh1)

250 George Tiller's murderer vindicated too, I suppose?

Posted by: bkeyser at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (dG7DS)

251 As I said last night, dozens of Baltimore cops are now entering, "Garland Police Department Openings" into their search engines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (F2IAQ)

252 In b4 the SNL bees skit reference!

There's honey on your sheets!

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (rwI+c)

253 Who's got bundt cake?!
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 12:58 PM (ZKzrr)



Yeah as soon as I typed that I was all oh look what I just did to me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (mf5HN)

254 well, they won't say it to your face.



but I've heard several liberals make off handed comments about
dealing with those intolerant backwards inbred hicks who are so stupid
that they vote republicans.



I've never had one actually say 'we should line them up on the banks
of the Danube and shoot them' but I mean... I'm sure they'd follow the
weather undergrounds solution -- re-education camps for all, and those
who fail at getting their heads right, well... you know.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:03 PM (AkOaV)



No, they don't say it to your face, but you know they're thinking it, and their reactions when they find out that you know are *priceless.*
They still won't admit it, but you stab a very soft spot in their brains, and they do. not. like. it.

Posted by: grognard at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (/29Nl)

255 Elton Simpson and his buddy round the corner with guns a-blazing, confronted by proportional armed resistance...


"Doh!"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (mvenn)

256 the left would like nothing better than to grasp the power of islam .

because islam does as the left.. which is to shut up those that offend.

so it's ok.

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:07 PM (nqBYe)

257 Security consisted of old fat men wearing fatigues and carrying machine guns.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (g7Ibl)

Some of the old fat men in Israel on security are pretty damn good shots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:07 PM (rDqRv)

258 Could you dial a telephone with them?

Rotary or touch-tone?

Posted by: A Moron Who Thinks A Lot About Nipples at May 04, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

259 When Alyson Camerota was on Fox, she had just about the fattest nipples you've ever seen.

Could you dial a telephone with them?



Rotary?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (neool)

260 When Alyson Camerota was on Fox, she had just about the fattest nipples you've ever seen.

It's been awhile since I've watched Fox News. Apparently the format has changed some since I watched last.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (PFy0L)

261 Did you ever notice that conservatives criticise liberals for what they do (or don't do), while liberals go after conservatives for what they are?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (dquK7)

262
Piss Christ...good
Cartoon Mohammed...bad
Elephant Dung Virgin Mary...good
Cartoon Mohammed...bad
Burning Bibles/American Flag...good
Burning Koran...bad

It's pretty clear American liberals are the most cowardly jackasses on the planet.

Fuck them and the politically correct horse they rode in on.

Posted by: MacGruber at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (kQBSd)

263 Officer Brian Moore was part of anti-crime team. Plain cloths officers. While in an unmarked police vehicle, they observed Demetrius Blackwell adjusting something and hiking up his pants. Suspecting he had a weapon, they took steps to question him. Before they could get out of the vehicle, Blackwell drew a weapon and fired into the vehicle hitting Officer Moore in the face. Blackwell was arrested without incident on Sunday. Weapon not recovered at time of arrest.

Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (Fbt5B)

264 It has been clear for a long time now (decades) that the American left (with notable exceptions, e.g. Nat Henthoff) has little interest in freedom and liberty. It is all about control; you will be made to agree.

But what was once a trickle is now a flood.

Posted by: duke at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (ChY2Q)

265 "Security consisted of old fat men wearing fatigues and carrying machine guns."

Well, apparently that was sufficient, no?

As for the officer who was shot, he was a school resource officer working for Garland ISD and wasn't armed. I imagine he was just directing traffic or something like that, but I know our resource officers *were* armed, so perhaps that's something Garland needs to look into in the future.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (MYCIw)

266
George Tiller's murderer vindicated too, I suppose?

Dunce, are you JEA?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (5luh1)

267 Haven't seen all the entries, but the winning entry was a pissed off looking Mohamed. But a stick figure with a caption saying I'm Mohamed is enough to incite murder. So, its the religion that is in the wrong.

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (TzeLs)

268 Jack Fertig retired Sister Boom Boom in 1985. Born to a Jewish father and a Christian mother, he converted to Islam in 2001.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Boom_Boom


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 04, 2015 12:44 PM (kdS6q)


Heh. According to wiki, he entered a "sobriety program" and "worked as an astrologer" during his remaining years. So a worthless parasite right to the bitter end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (Jh0nR)

269 anyone have simplisafe? i'm either going to re up with adt or go with simplisafe because i don't want a contract because i'm probably not going to live here too much longer

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (0O7c5)

270 but I've heard several liberals make off handed comments about
dealing with those intolerant backwards inbred hicks who are so stupid
that they vote republicans.
--------------

"In side of every Liberal is a totalitarian, screaming to get out."

Posted by: Something some guy said at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (F2IAQ)

271
Rotary, of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (5luh1)

272 "Polishing our rifles". Is that what we are calling "it" now?


I should think that, no, in response to that photo, there won't be many Christians doing any "polishing".


A lot of homos probably will, though. Because sticking it to the Church makes them hard like nothing else.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (72D6h)

273 No, they don't say it to your face, but you know they're thinking it, and their reactions when they find out that you know are *priceless.*

They still won't admit it, but you stab a very soft spot in their brains, and they do. not. like. it.


If you stab correctly, they'll never feel it or know it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (neool)

274 Pam Gellar basically was proved right by the radical Muslims and the left hates that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)

275 Now remember the guy shooting up downtown Austin. One cop shoots one
round into the perp and kills him. From 100 yards away. With a pistol.>>>

Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (tf9Ne)

276 Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (FRkJH)

God bless Texas.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (kff5f)

277 I piss on mohamed and his bitch Grover Norquist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (g7Ibl)

278 Some of the old fat men in Israel on security are pretty damn good shots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:07 PM (rDqRv)


Now THAT's "Social Security!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)

279 Heh. According to wiki, he entered a "sobriety program" and "worked as an astrologer" during his remaining years. So a worthless parasite right to the bitter end.


He took the astrologer gig when the career in alchemy didn't pan out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2015 01:10 PM (8ZskC)

280 Maher and Dawkins *have* criticised Islam.

If you want to slap a hypocritical cock knocker, try Affleck. He figured that "Dogma" was a LOL a minute but that Maher is racist

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo still watching The Stand at May 04, 2015 01:10 PM (kOqPh)

281 Haven't seen any additional info. on the NYC cop.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 01:10 PM (2cS/G)

282 "George Tiller's murderer vindicated too, I suppose? "

Everyone seems forgets that he was an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:10 PM (MYCIw)

283 so.

honestly at what point do the strange dynamics of big tent leftists aknowledge the danger of protecting the right of one group that would sooner kill them than look at them
while ceding all americans rights to them?

and that goes for all their disparate collective groupies that think this behavior while bothersome is a greater good ?

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:11 PM (nqBYe)

284 As a side note, glad Texas handled the situation too quickly for the White House to issue a stand down order. Obama must be pissed.

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:11 PM (TzeLs)

285 And the body count climbs for the apologists for black dysfunction.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:11 PM (J6suc)

286 It's OK to slut shame the victims of terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:11 PM (g7Ibl)

287 263 Officer Brian Moore was part of anti-crime team. Plain cloths officers. While in an unmarked police vehicle, they observed Demetrius Blackwell adjusting something and hiking up his pants. Suspecting he had a weapon, they took steps to question him. Before they could get out of the vehicle, Blackwell drew a weapon and fired into the vehicle hitting Officer Moore in the face. Blackwell was arrested without incident on Sunday. Weapon not recovered at time of arrest.

Posted by: Penfold at May 04, 2015 01:08 PM (Fbt5B)




Any word on when young "Demetrius" is going to be executed? I'd like to get tickets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 01:11 PM (oKE6c)

288
It's like 75 right now. It hasn't been over 60 since last year.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (5luh1)

289
does this machine gun make me look fat?

Posted by: kj at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (lKyWE)

290
If you stab correctly, they'll never feel it or know it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (neool)




God forbid it should ever come to that, but I'm pessimistic.

Posted by: grognard at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (/29Nl)

291 Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse.



And holding a second horse.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (neool)

292 i bet they add the deaths of these two isis scum to the violence on muslims since 911 list.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (0O7c5)

293 I have friends who are gay clergy (no, I'm not getting into a whole pointless debate about that) I don't have any interest in inquiring about their sex lives because they can't get married in the church in my denomination and they're adult. If they're having sex its their business and they don't feel a need to inform me about it. and I don't ask. There is one guy who is married according to the laws of NJ and then had a clergyperson in his denomination perform a marriage service. However, they are very dear people and very good at their work. One in particular really saved my life. They know Jesus as Lord and desire to follow him and they wouldn't be caught dead at a hunky Jesus festival. They also know they are much more at risk from radical Islam than they are from people who think marriage should be a term used between a man and a woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (MeuoO)

294 Workplace violence.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (g7Ibl)

295 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:09 PM (0O7c5)

no. seems gimicky to me.

But i've never owned a security system. Just cameras, locks on the doors, and baseball bats.

Used to have a better security solution until that whole white water canoeing trip misadventure.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)

296 Obama will send at least one White House official to the funeral of those two killed yesterday.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (ZvKdv)

297 I don't know where the man finds clothes at all. He posted a picture of himself with the swat team and he was a good head taller than all of them.

Yeah I go to church with a lot of dutch guys. I'm nearly 6'3 and several of them literally tower over me. Huge guys.

Someone mentioned Religulous up there... I watched it. Its, its just pathetic. It reminds me of those really earnest Christian films made by low budget churches about evolution or some other hot topic - filled with certainty and almost no understanding of the topic.

He gets so much wrong in so many ways in such a short period of time, using every dirty interviewer's trick in the book, its just amazing to behold.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)

298 i bet they add the deaths of these two isis scum to the violence on muslims since 911 list.....

Already on the list of "victims of gun violence" I'm sure.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (ZKzrr)

299 i bet they add the deaths of these two isis scum to the violence on muslims since 911 list.....
--
The one guy was black, so POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (TzeLs)

300 Any word on when young "Demetrius" is going to be executed? I'd like to get tickets.



He'll be the Left's newest hero. They do love them some cop killers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (FsuaD)

301 Special rules for special people.

Muslims and gays are now our very own protected classes.

Along with "Democrat Politicians" and "African Americans."

/I don't like life in the Obama Monarchy

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (HnZXF)

302 I don't know where the man finds clothes at all. He posted a picture of himself with the swat team and he was a good head taller than all of them.

I somehow never realized what a giant he is.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (MYCIw)


Plus I think he goes to Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair stylist.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (mf5HN)

303 Thank goodness that it wasn't a Honky Jesus contest, 'cause that would be racist.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (ty633)

304 The one guy was black, so POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (TzeLs)

extra points....violence on muslims and police violence on blacks

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (0O7c5)

305 most lefties would never shoot anyone


they will, however, if given the ways and means, hire a Dedicated Few to kill or imprison everyone who disagrees with them


and by 'everyone', I mean Gary Oldman in 'The Professional'


EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (8CdUx)

306 27 Did Jesus fix it?
Posted by: Beth at May 04, 2015 12:35 PM (Epq7Y)

Jesus built my hotrod.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (2Ojst)

307 Their 'hunk' has tits to die for.

Posted by: Bruce (for the moment) Jenner at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (FcR7P)

308 Clearly leftists and the media hate free speech. Limitations to free speech for the sake of Jihadists and SJWS is not a regrettable side effect but a benefit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (2Yf0y)

309 Thanks, Ace, for standing up for Christianity and against lunatics who think there's no difference between the SBC and radical Islam

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:15 PM (MeuoO)

310 Ugh. The NYPD Officer Brian Moore died.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 01:15 PM (iQIUe)

311 George Tiller's murderer vindicated too, I suppose?
Posted by: bkeyser at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (dG7DS)


If it was up to me he would be. The misses and I clinked cocktail glasses when we found out the POS was dead.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:15 PM (KbNXw)

312 Their messiah is an A cup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:15 PM (g7Ibl)

313 Has the community organizer in chief announced that Pam acted stupidly?

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 04, 2015 01:15 PM (3dxBZ)

314 and by 'everyone', I mean Gary Oldman in 'The Professional'


EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (8CdUx)


I loved that movie.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:16 PM (KbNXw)

315 mynewhandle

yes...that's what i'm afraid of....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (0O7c5)

316 I don't really buy that Jesus hunk as being all that hunky, but then I'm a man so maybe my judgment isn't great in these matters.

But it is disappointing and frustrating to me to see so many on the left calling a free speech festival "hate speech." It really wasn't all that long ago that the left was the biggest proponent of free speech. They even were willing to criticize and attack radical murderous Islam as evil not all that long ago.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)

317 So: Should angry Christians start polishing their rifles?

"Polishing?"
No.

"Using?" . . .let's just say I find the idea intriguing and would like to subscribe to the newsletter. More than that rates a banning.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

318 "According to Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo, Johnson fired a single shot from his Smith & Wesson M&P .40-caliber handgun from a distance of about 312 feet away, while holding onto the reigns of two horses. The shot struck McQuilliams in the chest, killing him. No one else was injured, even though McQuilliams fired over 200 rounds."

-----------------

Misspelled 'reins', but otherwise did ok..., for a journalist.

Posted by: Something some guy said at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (F2IAQ)

319 Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at May 04, 2015 01:14 PM (8CdUx)

I don't know. If history is any guide, leftists don't seem to reluctant to shoot people.

When they talk about "gun control" they're talking about *you* not them. Duh.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV)

320 Dial a telephone? Hell no. No way they'd fit in the holes. We're talking big.

Posted by: guy who judges women by their teats at May 04, 2015 01:18 PM (xq1UY)

321 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (zF6Iw)

Read the first chapter you sent. WTF is your problem. It's great.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:18 PM (KbNXw)

322 Already on the list of "victims of gun violence" I'm sure.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:13 PM (ZKzrr)


Someone asked on twitter since this happened at a school would it go in the shooting at a school gun database that one of Bloomberg's groups runs.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at May 04, 2015 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

323 Just made the winning Mohammed cartoon my FB profile pic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 01:18 PM (2cS/G)

324 "But it is disappointing and frustrating to me to see so many on the left calling a free speech festival "hate speech.""

The truth is apparently hateful.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (MYCIw)

325 It really wasn't all that long ago that the left was the biggest proponent of free speech.

They favor free speech while it weakens society. They hate it when it gets in the way of increasing control.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

326 Good thing they stopped "Stop and Frisk" for the "peoples"
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (0FSuD)

Stop and frisk without a reasonable and articulable suspicion of involvement in a crime is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (2Ojst)

327 Christians should be polishing their knees by hitting the floor in prayer. First for themselves and their sin, second for the church in America, then for the nation and interceding with God for forgiveness, reformation, and revival.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (39g3+)

328
Incidentally, last week little Arya Stark said the c-word on Game Of Thrones.

Funny thing about that overrated hack Georrge Marrtin: he can invent half-clever variations of names (such as Walder instead of Walter, and Eddard instead of Edward) but can't come up with anything for c-u-n-t?

Why not coont?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (5luh1)

329 Just made the winning Mohammed cartoon my FB profile pic.



The chalk outlines?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (qu1Tl)

330 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (0O7c5)

can't you keep the adp gear but just not pay the monthly fee to be hooked up with the local PD?

I feel like loud alarm noises would be a pretty good deterrent even without police automatically responding.

Or is it one of those situations where you dont really own the equipment, and if you cancel the monthly service they come and take it back?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)

331 No one else was injured, even though McQuilliams fired over 200 rounds."


Nice shot. Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 01:20 PM (FsuaD)

332 I think anytime is a good time to polish my rifles.

Posted by: gp at May 04, 2015 01:20 PM (+Jpqc)

333 Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (2Ojst)

I agree.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)

334 No doubt Obama sues Texas for doing his job for him again.

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (TzeLs)

335
Index fingers fit in the rotary dial telephones.

Are you telling me that Alison Camerota has thumbs for nipples?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (5luh1)

336 Thirded

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (KbNXw)

337 Stop and frisk without a reasonable and articulable suspicion of involvement in a crime is unconstitutional.

I agree. As useful a tool as it is for the police and as valuable for catching bad guys... no. The cops are a bit too fast and loose with our liberty in the pursuit of making it easier to do their jobs as it is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)

338 >>Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse.

Was it a high horse?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (g1DWB)

339 No, the real one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (2cS/G)

340 can't you keep the adp gear but just not pay the monthly fee to be hooked up with the local PD?
----------------

You are never hooked up the PD. You're hooked up to a call center run by the vendor.

Posted by: Something some guy said at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (F2IAQ)

341 "So: Should angry Christians start polishing their rifles?"

If you want to have others respect your beliefs? YES.

And I say that as a religious Jew who has absolutely no problem with cheerily saying "Merry Christmas" to my Christian co-workers during December.

The ongoing War on Christians that I see unfolding is atrocious, and calls to mind all the things I learned in Religious School when I was younger about the Holocaust.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at May 04, 2015 01:22 PM (8E9QA)

342 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:19 PM (39g3+)

I can't say that I hit the floor because it wouldn't be that easy for my aged body to get up again, but I do pray. One of the blessings of chronic insomnia (All things work together for those that love the Lord and all called according to His purposes) is that it has increased my prayer time a lot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:22 PM (MeuoO)

343 "The alleged shooter [of the NYC cop, who has died], who has been identified as Demetrius Blackwell..."


Fucking Romans.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:22 PM (J6suc)

344 You know, I'm reminded: Old Himmler, he of SS fame, actually felt faint and couldn't hack it, the one time he visited Dachau or Auschwitz or one of those camps.

He could give the orders, but was too squeamish to handle the real, in your face, reality of it all.

Posted by: Vance at May 04, 2015 01:22 PM (itHw7)

345 Posted by: Something some guy said at May 04, 2015 01:21 PM (F2IAQ)

Well, I mean can't you just skip that whole step? Still have the alarm and still have it make noise if it goes off, but not have the system dial out to anyone?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:22 PM (AkOaV)

346 It really wasn't all that long ago that the left was the biggest proponent of free speech.

That stopped no later than the 60s. Shouting down and disrupting the speech of others became de rigeur, and caused people of a classical liberal mindset to abandon the student movements at the time (unfortunately they were in the minority). This tactic is still alive and well, especially on college campuses.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (2Ojst)

347 Back to my Dexter marathon. That guy is a guy to avoid.

Posted by: People Corp at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (TzeLs)

348 @328 It's "queynt," and any Chaucerian would know that. So he's "unread."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (xq1UY)

349 Was it a high horse?>>>

Don't know. What are the pot laws like in Austin?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (tf9Ne)

350
I don't really buy that Jesus hunk as being all that hunky, but then I'm a man so maybe my judgment isn't great in these matters.

This late in the thread I'm going to assume that everything has been said, so I'm going to ask an Art History question.

For centuries Jesus was always depicted as waiflike and ephemeral, then some famous painter said heck no, Jesus was a carpenter, and painted him with the muscularity of a man who did physical work.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (JtwS4)

351 Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (2Ojst)

the left was only "in favor of free speech" when they wanted to use their own free speech to attack "the system."

Once they became "the system," the whole free speech thing lost its allure.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:23 PM (AkOaV)

352 I think anytime is a good time to polish my rifles.


So that what you kids call it now.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (kQBSd)

353 Nigel Terry, who played King Arthur in Excalibur, has died at age 69 from emphysema. He was also Prince John in the classic and underrated filim Lion in Winter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)

354 The ISIS Penal Code, Including Penalty for 'One Who Kills Merrily'

http://is.gd/RqpAEd

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (ZKzrr)

355 "Pamela Geller is a crazy person and authentic bigot. But I fail to see how that in any way makes her responsible for fact she was attacked."

Pro-tip: When denouncing bloodthirsty Jihadists, do not type sentence #1.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (9BRsg)

356 Christians should be polishing their knees by hitting the floor in prayer.

True dat.

But "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" are also, in these times, words to live by.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (zF6Iw)

357
The Left never really belived in free speech -- they believed in changing speech. Whatever speech was at the time was no good and they wanted the opposite.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (5luh1)

358
I wonder if the little shits are going to demonstrate at Off Moore's funeral? Or, is the scummy mayor going to crash it to to get his commie mug in the papers again?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 01:25 PM (iQIUe)

359
"The Left only believes in two things: i) Fucking With Normal, and ii) Power."

-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:26 PM (5luh1)

360 Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Michaelangelo, if I recall correctly, although he had a separate interest in ripped guys. Jesus was a carpenter when young but not while in the 3 years teaching and finding disciples, so probably not all that ripped.

What annoys me about almost every portrayal of Jesus is that he almost never looks, you know, Jewish. Sometimes he's even blonde??

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:26 PM (39g3+)

361 353 Nigel Terry, who played King Arthur in Excalibur, has died at age 69 from emphysema. He was also Prince John in the classic and underrated filim Lion in Winter.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)

I love both of those flicks and he was great in both of them. RIP.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 04, 2015 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

362 Or is it one of those situations where you dont
really own the equipment, and if you cancel the monthly service they
come and take it back?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)
i own the equipment.....it was with a useless company that the builder contracted with.....i need to have it monitored and have adt for work.....do i not have to use a middleman between me and the police dept? is there a direct line to them? interesting....i'll have to investigate

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:27 PM (0O7c5)

363 If the Left could kill us all with a press of a button -- they would.

Thankfully, most of them lack the stomach for physicality and actually carry out their fantasies. That's why the marxist pantywaists are always trying to glom onto and control urban black riots.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 04, 2015 01:27 PM (ZPrif)

364
What annoys me about almost every portrayal of Jesus is that he almost never looks, you know, Jewish. Sometimes he's even blonde??
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:26 PM (39g3+)

I thought Jesus looked like Brad Pitt in Blow.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:27 PM (KbNXw)

365 The left loves Islam!!!

It is just that simple.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 04, 2015 01:27 PM (q52Ma)

366 laughing at myself. i's all verklempt and also frustrated to Again see others rights and speech are valuable 'rights'

like demonstrations through Bush's term. kill the jews, and death to USA and Israel.

but shut up you stupid american hicks that would insult the prophet mohammed and it's prophet-ers

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (nqBYe)

367
The fker who shot him needs to die but NY will fluff him for the rest of his unnatural life. Thanks, leftys, bleeding hearts, and gov haters!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (iQIUe)

368 WH - There is no act of expression, even if it's offensive, that justifies an act of violence

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (fWAjv)

369 The Left never really belived in free speech

Part of the problem is that the left back when they were fans of free speech ain't the guys that are the left now.

The guys that are the left now never liked free speech, they just saw it as a useful tool to get what they wanted out there. There was never any sort of allegiance to liberty, only a sort of exploitation of it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (39g3+)

370 He was white.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (g7Ibl)

371 There was never any sort of allegiance to liberty, only a sort of exploitation of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (39g3+)

Well Said.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (KbNXw)

372 all cultures are not equal.

Posted by: cremebrule at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (o05UX)

373 "There is no act of expression, even if it's offensive, that justifies an act of violence"

Fuck you, Barry.

Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (MYCIw)

374 Leftist "ideology"? There is no such thing.

There are only positions to be taken up when useful to gain and wield power, then discarded when no longer useful.

Freedom of speech being the primary example.

Piss Christ 1987 = Good, Draw Mohammed 2015 = Bad!

Mmmmmm, smell the consistency!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (wtvvX)

375 i never understood how Jesus had a mexican name..........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (0O7c5)

376 WH - There is no act of expression, even if it's offensive, that justifies an act of violence

Why does it feel like they're condemning the police for shooting back?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (ZKzrr)

377 Free Mumia II!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

378 There was never any sort of allegiance to liberty, only a sort of exploitation of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:28 PM (39g3+)

that is really a accurate comment.

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (nqBYe)

379 249
When Alyson Camerota was on Fox, she had just about the fattest nipples you've ever seen.

Could you dial a telephone with them?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:06 PM (5luh1)


She could suckle a brontosaurus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (St6BJ)

380 "all cultures are not equal."



No they are not. Can't think of very many at all that I'd like to emulate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (LA7Cm)

381 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:26 PM (39g3+)

well, he was Aramaic not Ashkenazi Jew.

so... Semitic peoples, but not what we think of when we think of modern day jew.

he probably would have looked like an arab.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)

382 373 "There is no act of expression, even if it's offensive, that justifies an act of violence"

Fuck you, Barry.
Posted by: Lauren at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (MYCIw)

Unless it's some obscure video by someone nobody's ever heard of that makes a convenient scapegoat for the terrorism in Benghazi. Then it's game on!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (2Ojst)

383 95
Question for intelligent people.





Posted by: fromabroad at May 04, 2015 12:46 PM (LKY8c)

You must be new here.

Posted by: flounder at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (ecDRv)

384 Maybe they're following Toledoth Yashu and making Jesus look half Italian?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (kOqPh)

385 377 Free Mumia II!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)


**while supplies last.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (St6BJ)

386 They don't think things through very far, do they?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (JO9+V)

387 "Officer Brian Moore was part of anti-crime team."

Do the cops also have a pro-crime team?

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (J6suc)

388 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (LA7Cm)

especially not those greek homos!

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (AkOaV)

389 Do the cops also have a pro-crime team?

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (J6suc)

they're working on it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (0O7c5)

390 There's no such thing as a free speech.

- Bill Clinton

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (XUKZU)

391 Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (J6suc)

no, they call them "politicians"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (AkOaV)

392 387 "Officer Brian Moore was part of anti-crime team."

Do the cops also have a pro-crime team?
Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (J6suc)


Yes. The New Orleans Police Dept. is mostly that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:32 PM (St6BJ)

393 Bandersnatch

I don't know if this is who you are thinking of, but Caravaggio pictured Jesus as strong with muscles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:32 PM (MeuoO)

394 390 There's no such thing as a free speech.

- Bill Clinton
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (XUKZU)


ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:32 PM (St6BJ)

395
Leftists (Democrats) as the arbiters to what is offensive is like having Hamas lecturing the world on human rights.

It is LAUGHABLE that we take these shitbag leftists seriously when blow their silly referee whistles at us constantly and yell, "Foul!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:32 PM (5luh1)

396 >> and by 'everyone', I mean Gary Oldman in 'The Professional'

Now showing on Netflix streaming, fwiw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 01:34 PM (pbY3m)

397 I saw Nothing Bundt Cake in Shreveport, too.

But it's right across from Krispy Kreme...

Life is full of difficult decisions.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 04, 2015 01:34 PM (0xTsz)

398 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (0O7c5)

Well I mean Mary WAS spending a lot of time around the gardener while Joseph was at work...

hmm....

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)

399 >>> It's OK to slut shame the victims of terrorist attacks?

Fk yes, ya little Eichmann

Posted by: Ward Churchill at May 04, 2015 01:34 PM (3ZtZW)

400 i'm such a ditz i just saw the policeman died. so sorry for his family , what can be said for the instigating by the left AND their media .

i'm having a hard time with my not supporting the police thing..
it truly is THEY are picked out for murder because of the Lefts portrayal .

and i am sorry .

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:34 PM (nqBYe)

401
Nothing Bundt Cake

This is a real thing?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2015 01:35 PM (5luh1)

402
i never understood how Jesus had a mexican name..........



He was a wetback. Well, he would have been except for that whole walking on water thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2015 01:35 PM (JO9+V)

403 'We are Americans and we believe in America,' Dunston Simpson said. 'What my son did reflects very badly on my family.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 01:36 PM (fWAjv)

404 " i never understood how Jesus had a mexican name.........."



Well his parents were Jose and Maria and he was in construction, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)

405 'What my son did reflects very badly on my family.'

Interesting choice of words.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:36 PM (ZKzrr)

406 Here's one of Caravaggio's most powerful pictures of Jesus:

http://tinyurl.com/p3rtvut

Doesn't make me think of hunky Jesus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (MeuoO)

407 i never understood how Jesus had a mexican name..........



He was a wetback. Well, he would have been except for that whole walking on water thing.


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2015 01:35 PM (JO9+V)

Well don't forget that thingy with John the Baptist.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (kQBSd)

408 Now remember the guy shooting up downtown Austin. One cop shoots one

round into the perp and kills him. From 100 yards away. With a pistol.>>>

Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse.


Posted by: Buzzsaw

First cop: Watch this.

Second cop: Want me to hold your beer?

First cop: Naw. I got this...

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (FRkJH)

409
I don't know if this is who you are thinking of, but Caravaggio pictured Jesus as strong with muscles.

Yes, thank you, that's it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (JtwS4)

410 Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse. And holding a second horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:12 PM (neool)


-----------------------------------------

And boffing his girlfriend.

Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)

411 Nothing Bundt Cake
This is a real thing?



Yes. And they are damn good too.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (qu1Tl)

412 Leftists are going to left. Today, I feel like ignoring them and enjoying the fact that 2 more terrorists were sent to martyrdom.

Posted by: Old Hob at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (FFIoe)

413 It must be exhausting to always have a need to shock the squares.

Meanwhile, the squares are yawning.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 04, 2015 01:38 PM (TF10X)

414 Treasury Secretary Jack Lew acknowledged that large sums of money will be given to Iran as part of the sanctions relief, adding that most of it wont directly fund terrorist operations in the Middle East.

Weasel Zippers

A) he has NO way to know that
B) 1 red cent is to much
C) Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:38 PM (rDqRv)

415 i never understood how Jesus had a mexican name..........


Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:29 PM (0O7c5)


*****

Gonzalez?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:38 PM (mvenn)

416 320 Dial a telephone? Hell no. No way they'd fit in the holes. We're talking big.

"Just the tip."

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:38 PM (J6suc)

417
That bundt cake reference reminds me of that greek wedding movie which in turn reminds me of the line: What you mean you no eat meat?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (ODxAs)

418 Nothing Bundt Cake

This is a real thing?







Yes. And they are damn good too.

Posted by: rickb223

Tried to go there last week but they were closed for the day. Still never tried 'em.

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (FRkJH)

419 403 >> 'We are Americans and we believe in America,' Dunston Simpson said. 'What my son did reflects very badly on my family.'

Wait, no "He was turning his life around" defense? hmmm.

I do feel sorry for his parents. Unless they were somehow complicit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (pbY3m)

420 kill those that insult;

any left wing groupie ideology that assists the lefts power struggle.

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (nqBYe)

421 And boffing his girlfriend.

Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)


****

Blindfolded.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (mvenn)

422 RIP to the NY Officer who died....

Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (Bn6aD)

423
A) he has NO way to know that
B) 1 red cent is to much
C) Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:38 PM (rDqRv)

Did we even get a pinky swear???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 01:40 PM (fWAjv)

424 And boffing his girlfriend.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)

boffing his own girlfriend or the suspects girlfriend?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

425 And boffing his girlfriend.

Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)


****

Blindfolded.

doggy

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:40 PM (kQBSd)

426 Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:17 PM (0O7c5)



can't you keep the adp gear but just not pay the monthly fee to be hooked up with the local PD?



I feel like loud alarm noises would be a pretty good deterrent even without police automatically responding.



Or is it one of those situations where you dont really own the
equipment, and if you cancel the monthly service they come and take it
back?

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:20 PM (AkOaV)


I think ADT owns the gear? There are monitored and unmonitored alarm and security cam packages available from Internet service providers and cellular companies like Verizon. You can buy Internet-enabled security cam systems for a few hundred bucks. Some of these include a phone dialer that will dial a sequence of numbers, say your cell, friend or neighbor, etc. I believe that automated equipment dialing 911 is illegal, though. But if your house is being burglarized, and your system calls you, and you see it with your own eyes via the video feed, then you can call the cops. Better have the non-911 emergency number for your local cops on speed-dial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 01:40 PM (Jh0nR)

427 >>> Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Yes.

Dali's Jesus Crucified showed Him from a top down POV on the Cross. At the time, it was the musculature that caused waves.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (3ZtZW)

428 Christians should be polishing their knees by hitting the floor in prayer.

True dat. But "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" are also, in these times, words to live by.


"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you." --Saint Augustine

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (jhqr1)

429 Father of dead TX shooter: My son "made a bad choice."

Yeesh. Talk about understatements.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)

430 real: Demetrius the Cynic


movie: Demetrius the Gladiator


guess which one Demetrius' momma named him after ??



philosophers and beefcake Italo-Greek movies are all the same....

Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (8CdUx)

431 Tried to go there last week but they were closed for the day. Still never tried



nothingbundtcakes dot com.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (qu1Tl)

432 he probably would have looked like an arab.

Dude. Put an Arab and a Jew next to each other in the same clothes, same haircut, etc and you tell them apart. Seriously.

He was a wetback. Well, he would have been except for that whole walking on water thing.

I Lol'd

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)

433 I do feel sorry for his parents. Unless they were somehow complicit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2015 01:39 PM (pbY3m)

I do too. I don't think they were. He didn't really talk to his son that often because they had 'serious differences.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (fWAjv)

434 Nothing bundt cakeS dot com.

They are all over...some places...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 04, 2015 01:42 PM (0xTsz)

435 424 And boffing his girlfriend.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (/HX7u)

boffing his own girlfriend or the suspects girlfriend?
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:40 PM (AkOaV)

Both. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:42 PM (2Ojst)

436 boffing his own girlfriend or the suspects girlfriend?


After that shot? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:42 PM (qu1Tl)

437 uhhhhh, crusades, you guys.

Posted by: Dan at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (COpZ4)

438 Father of dead TX shooter: My son "made a bad choice."

Yeesh. Talk about understatements.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (AkOaV)


I'll bet he was just about to turn his life around. Maybe become a rapper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (W5DcG)

439
She could suckle a brontosaurus.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:30 PM (St6BJ)


****


Ewww. Not even with Rosie ODonnell's lips!

Posted by: A brontosaurus at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (mvenn)

440
Yes. The New Orleans Police Dept. is mostly that.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2015 01:32 PM (St6BJ)

And the Bronx, don't for da boys.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (0FSuD)

441 / sock

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (3ZtZW)

442 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:41 PM (39g3+)

An Ashkenazi jew looks different than an Arab. Definitely can tell them apart.

Sephardi Jews look more Arab.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (AkOaV)

443 408 Now remember the guy shooting up downtown Austin. One cop shoots one

round into the perp and kills him. From 100 yards away. With a pistol.>>>

Holy crap he made that shot while sitting on a horse.


Posted by: Buzzsaw

First cop: Watch this.

Second cop: Want me to hold your beer?

First cop: Naw. I got this...


Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:37 PM (FRkJH)


the Earp runs strong in this one....

Posted by: Yoda at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (qh617)

444 So we the taxpayers are spending a fortune and providing FBI protection for the Boston terrorist scum's family to come here? Room and board also? Fuck that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (rDqRv)

445 Bundt Cakes were invented by teh Scandis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (g7Ibl)

446 This one of Caravaggio's most famous paintings of Jesus. Doesn't remind me of "hunky Jesus"

http://tinyurl.com/p3rtvut

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (MeuoO)

447 The Left could not be anymore transparent in their goal: to bring down Western Civilization. Only problem is, once Western Civ is finished, who protects them against the barbarians?

Posted by: Mike at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (1V9qu)

448 Nothing bundt cakeS dot com.
They are all over...some places...



And their bundtinis are da bomb!

Sister got a bunch for my nephews' hs graduation party.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (qu1Tl)

449 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (W5DcG)

I feel like Ruslan Tamerov (or whatever his name was, Johars uncle) set the bar for "appropriate reaction to finding out your relative is a terrorist who killed americans"

"JOHAR YOU IDIOT! TURN YOURSELF IN!"

"ONLY LOSERS WOULD DO SUCH A THING! LOSERS!"

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (AkOaV)

450 437 uhhhhh, crusades, you guys.



Posted by: Dan at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (COpZ4)


OK... .when do we start???

Posted by: Societas Draconistarum at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (qh617)

451 All it would take is for a few conservatives to sneak into the hunky Jesus thing dressed as Mohammed. Flirt with the drag queen, take a picture with Jesus, then publicize the pictures. The event would be canceled the following year over safety concerns.

Posted by: Old Hob at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (FFIoe)

452 Do the cops also have a pro-crime team?

The Asset Forfeiture team is a criminal enterprise.

Anyone who takes your money and then demands you prove it wasn't earned illegally is inverting burden of proof in an anti-constitutional way.

Also any cop who shoots the family dog who's trying to lick them to death, or run away.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:46 PM (jhqr1)

453 uhhhhh, crusades, you guys.

Come down off your high horse.

Posted by: Mister Ed at May 04, 2015 01:46 PM (W5DcG)

454 Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:44 PM (AkOaV)

Given that Ashkenaz can easily be 6 feet tall and blond...definitely easier to tell apart. Seems like everyone forgets the Yemeni.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2015 01:47 PM (GDulk)

455 one more thought on this.

The father stating his sadness over the choices his son made..

Why are not the LEFT concerned over the cultishness of This Religion on the children of america?

Posted by: comrade willow at May 04, 2015 01:47 PM (nqBYe)

456 Come down off your high horse.
Posted by: Mister Ed at May 04, 2015 01:46 PM (W5DcG)

Dammit, Ed, you told me you'd stopped smoking that shit!

Posted by: Wilbur at May 04, 2015 01:47 PM (2Ojst)

457
You have to be impressed with the TX cops. No hesitation, you boys are DEAD.



Governor calls to congratulate them! What a state.


Posted by: Nip Sip


Remember the LA cops who shot up the pick up truck looking for the rogue deputy? 100 shots fired at innocent women in a truck. One was hit by two bullets. The truck wasn't even the same color.

http://rt.com/usa/lapd-dorner-shooting-review-738/

Now remember the guy shooting up downtown Austin. One cop shoots one round into the perp and kills him. From 100 yards away. With a pistol.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/06/austin-cop-sure-shot-stopped-crazed-gunman/

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:05 PM (FRkJH)








That's why Texans often carry .45s. Because it's considered rude to have to shoot someone more than once.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 01:47 PM (Txrlv)

458 According to Drudge, the Muslim shitheads in TX said, "We're here to go to heaven, so why not get shot?"



Hey, we're here for you.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (oKE6c)

459 Mohamed was a Catamite. This is the tradition for orphans in the holy land.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (g7Ibl)

460 " who protects them against the barbarians?"



They don't really think it through. They think the world hates us because we're white and Christian and rich and oppressors. As soon as all that is gone, in their minds, then no will be mad at or feel threatened by us anymore and everybody will just cumbaya.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (LA7Cm)

461 You just can't find a decent bundt these days. I blame the designated hitter.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (mvenn)

462 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (mvenn)

shiit, just ask my boy michael brown, he went to the store and got a whole box of --

oh, you said bundt.

nevermind.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:49 PM (AkOaV)

463 All it would take is for a few conservatives to sneak into the hunky
Jesus thing dressed as Mohammed. Flirt with the drag queen, take a
picture with Jesus, then publicize the pictures. The event would be
canceled the following year over safety concerns.


I'll help make your giant paper-mache head.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at May 04, 2015 01:49 PM (ZKzrr)

464 You just can't find a decent bundt these days. I blame the designated hitter.



It all comes down to the batter.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (qu1Tl)

465 394 390 There's no such thing as a free speech.

- Bill Clinton
Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 04, 2015 01:31 PM (XUKZU)

ISWYDT
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------------------

Yeah, possible thread winner there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (F2IAQ)

466 It all comes down to the batter.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (qu1Tl)

groan.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (AkOaV)

467 Crusade?

You mean, like if there isn't a nothing bundt cake place near you, you should get some friends and go on a road trip to the nearest one?

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (0xTsz)

468 It all comes down to the batter.

*****

Clap. Golf-style.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (mvenn)

469 447 The Left could not be anymore transparent in their goal: to bring down Western Civilization.


1. Bring down Western Civilization
2. Profit?
3. Um ...

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (J6suc)

470 466 It all comes down to the batter.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (qu1Tl)

groan.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (AkOaV)

Looks like this joke's getting panned.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2015 01:51 PM (2Ojst)

471 Remember the LA cops who shot up the pick up truck looking for the rogue deputy? 100 shots fired at innocent women in a truck. One was hit by two bullets. The truck wasn't even the same color.

The truck was a different
1. Make
2. Model
3. Color
4. Two female occupants, they were looking for a lone man

The cops were cleared because hey, it was a totally scary time and that truck was creeping along. (Because they were delivering newspapers).

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:51 PM (jhqr1)

472
The Left could not be anymore transparent in their goal: to bring down Western Civilization. Only problem is, once Western Civ is finished, who protects them against the barbarians?

Posted by: Mike at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (1V9qu)







It's like a depraved version of the Underpants Gnomes.

1. Import illiterate goat-fucking savages.

2. Destroy the pillars of Western Civilization.

3. Prophet!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 01:51 PM (Txrlv)

473 According to Drudge, the Muslim shitheads in TX said, "We're here to go to heaven, so why not get shot?"
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We endeavor to provide satisfactory service.

Posted by: Garland PD at May 04, 2015 01:51 PM (F2IAQ)

474 You just can't find a decent bundt these days. I blame the designated hitter.



It all comes down to the batter.

Your just glazing over it.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:52 PM (kQBSd)

475 "It all comes down to the batter."

That's a foul joke.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:52 PM (LA7Cm)

476 Mohamed was a Catamite. This is the tradition for orphans in the holy land.


Posted by: Boss Moss at May 04, 2015 01:48 PM (g7Ibl)


Explains the hatred for dogs, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2015 01:52 PM (Jh0nR)

477 You just can't find a decent bundt these days. I blame the designated hitter.



It all comes down to the batter.


I see a big hole in that theory.

Posted by: @JohnTant` at May 04, 2015 01:52 PM (eytER)

478 All it would take is for a few conservatives to
sneak into the hunky Jesus thing dressed as Mohammed. Flirt with the
drag queen, take a picture with Jesus, then publicize the pictures. The
event would be canceled the following year over safety concerns.

Posted by: Old Hob at May 04, 2015 01:45 PM (FFIoe)


To make it truly effective, the guy portraying Mo would have to simulate teh gay secks with Hunky Jesus. Mo would have to be the catcher, off course.
And no, I'm not volunteering for the assignment.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2015 01:53 PM (8hctH)

479 I'll bet he was just about to turn his life around. Maybe become a rapper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 04, 2015 01:43 PM (W5DcG)

He was going down the wrong path until he converted to islam.

Seriously.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2015 01:53 PM (fWAjv)

480 >>>> The cops were cleared because hey, it was a totally scary time and that truck was creeping along. (Because they were delivering newspapers).

Also, contra Lefty bigotry, I suspect if TX cops were to have done similar they'd be locked up as menaces and/or fools.

Posted by: Bigby's Wrasslin' Thumbs at May 04, 2015 01:53 PM (3ZtZW)

481 You just can't find a decent bundt these days. I blame the designated hitter.



It all comes down to the batter.

That's just Devil's food.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:54 PM (kQBSd)

482 Crusade?

You mean, like if there isn't a nothing bundt cake place near you, you should get some friends and go on a road trip to the nearest one?



That's more like a pilgrimage.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 01:54 PM (qu1Tl)

483 Mmmmm. Now I'm going to have to slide one of those little bundts onto my plate. As soon as I get home.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 04, 2015 01:54 PM (mvenn)

484 Crusades?
I can sure tell you weren't in Malaya in the Fifties.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 04, 2015 01:54 PM (xq1UY)

485 aop

ah.....i get it.....that's worth looking into

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 04, 2015 01:54 PM (0O7c5)

486 To make it truly effective, the guy portraying Mo would have to simulate
teh gay secks with Hunky Jesus. Mo would have to be the catcher, off
course.


Nah, Mo would be making out with a guy dressed as a Hunky Goat.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2015 01:55 PM (B/VB5)

487 I have a bundt cake recipe I've been meaning to try.

Might just get to it today, for some reason.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 04, 2015 01:55 PM (0xTsz)

488 "He was going down the wrong path until he converted to islam."

There's more than one wrong path.

Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:55 PM (J6suc)

489 The Lutherans use Nordicware assault bundt pans with the thing that goes up for their terrorist potlucks.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (tf9Ne)

490 That's why Texans often carry .45s. Because it's considered rude to have to shoot someone more than once.

There's a dashcam video of a cop fighting with a squirrely drug mule. The cop shoots the guy point blank in the stomach with a .45 aaaaaand the guy keeps on fighting.

Don't attribute magical properties to your favorite carry round. Placement is king.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (jhqr1)

491 I, for one, will not pan the cake puns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (F2IAQ)

492 Posted by: despair at May 04, 2015 01:50 PM (J6suc)

In all seriousness, here's their thinking on the matter.

Karl Marx said there's a basic progression of societies from disorganized to some sort of agricultural serfdom to an industrial "capitalist" system to a socialist system then the eventual evolution leads to a communist system where we all work for each others benefit.

So in the early 1900s all of the communists expected an industrial country to undergo their "revolution" on the path toward communist.

But none did. A backwards agricultural society (Russia) did. But it skipped the whole capitalism step. So they were leary of it.

And after WWI they were CONVINCED industrial nations would become socialists. They didn't. So they said "shit, maybe these put upon workers have it too good to fight the system and over throw the corrupt capitalists running these countries" so they started their whole "cultural marxism" bit which was designed to have the 'put upon' people in society lead the revolution.

And that's why it seems like liberals are trying to destroy western civ.

They're not. Not really. They're just trying to get the disenfranchised among us to overthrow capitalism and usher in a communist utopia.

In other words, they don't care about gays getting married in the specifics. They just want to break up the traditional institutions that have stood in the way of "progress" -- the church, the family, the local community.

If that could be better accomplished by hating on the gheys, they would do that too. It's all a game to them.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (AkOaV)

493 "He was going down the wrong path until he converted to Islam."

Then he tried to kill someone for disagreeing with him.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (39g3+)

494 Also, contra Lefty bigotry, I suspect if TX cops were to have done similar they'd be locked up as menaces and/or fools.

Na. But they'd almost certainly be fired.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 01:57 PM (kff5f)

495 Didn't the phrase "punch up" get someone banned on here a while back?

Posted by: bestie21 at May 04, 2015 01:57 PM (qifmL)

496 "I, for one, will not pan the cake puns."


Egg-zackly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 04, 2015 01:58 PM (LA7Cm)

497 Not to be confused with Barney Frank's place, Everything Butt Cakes.

Kind of gross. We didn't stay long.

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 01:58 PM (FRkJH)

498 "I, for one, will not pan the cake puns."

I'll just ice it for now.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 04, 2015 01:59 PM (kQBSd)

499 I thought punching up was OK and punching down was bad. Up twinkles!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 01:59 PM (NUqwG)

500 Hopefully the leftards will drown in their own shit.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at May 04, 2015 02:00 PM (Dwehj)

501 Don't attribute magical properties to your favorite carry round.


Also don't use RNL or FMJ Ball ammo. JHP's for people.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 02:00 PM (qu1Tl)

502 They have mini bundts, but some people like big bundts.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 04, 2015 02:01 PM (0xTsz)

503 Look, maybe I'm just a shoeless rube and it's not up to me to judge, but I'm more focused on paying for my sins when I see the Lord.

So I'm thinking someone's lift just got a bit heavier. I'm doubting that making light of His Crucifixion, Resurrection, sacrifice and trying to pull people away from his Word is getting a lot of yuks and gay golf claps on the other side.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 02:01 PM (GGCsk)

504 What? No love for Jello salads?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD)

505 Hopefully the leftards will drown in their own shit.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands
----------------

Sadly, a rising tide of shit leaves everyone covered with feces.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2015 02:01 PM (F2IAQ)

506 They're not. Not really.

Inasmuch as Western Civilization is specifically tied to the emancipation of man (that is: Freedom from the State), and capitalism is a requisite result of that, yes they *are* trying to destroy Western Civilization, and America in particular.

They can dress it up in whatever flowery language they like, but that's what they want.

If I want you to "evolve" from driving a pickup truck to driving a hybrid and eventually an electric: I want you to stop driving a pickup truck.

If a Leftist wants me to "evolve" from an Emancipated Capitalist society into one where I exist only for the benefit of the state, then the Leftist wants any such emancipated capitalistic societies to end.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

507 Nadir Suffi has been named as the second outline in Garland,Texas.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (baCne)

508 ACe covers the reason for their apparent hypocrisy regarding religions; they think Islam is an oppressed "other" and Christianity the white European oppressor. Sure, they both historically originated from the same area, and both have become global, and sure, Islam is the number 2 or 3 largest religion on earth (depending on who you ask), making it enormous, powerful, and cross-cultural. Sure, both condemn homosexuality in no uncertain terms - with Muslims being the far more brutal and absolute about it.

But Islam has been declared "other" and "oppressed" so any attacks on it are evil while attacks on Christians are noble. And that's all it comes down to.

Of course, mynewhandle is right about the games of it all, they have no preference toward Islam at all except as a tool to undermine western civilization and drive it leftward. And certainly under their absolute rule Islam would be crushed like it was in the Soviet Union. But for now, its useful to them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (39g3+)

509 Here's to hoping one of the Four Horsemen is dysentery.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (GGCsk)

510 What? No love for Jello salads?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:01 PM (FsuaD)
------
just the firm ones.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (NUqwG)

511 They say that the winner of the draw Mohammed was a 'former' Muslim. I hate to tell you this guys, but in Islam that's considered an apostate and in some countries punishable by death. If your fathers a Muslim, you're a Muslim. I went to school in Indonesia and learned all this neat stuff.

Posted by: B Hussein O at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (xQX/f)

512 I'm more focused on paying for my sins when I see the Lord.



Posted by: Marcus T

You just need to believe that He already paid that debt. In full. Amen.



Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 02:03 PM (FRkJH)

513 507 Nadir Suffi has been named as the second outline in Garland,Texas.


He reached the nadir, all right.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 04, 2015 02:03 PM (7ObY1)

514 Nadir Suffi has been named as the second outline in Garland,Texas.


He is, at this point, in stable condition.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 02:03 PM (qu1Tl)

515 >>Nadir Suffi has been named as the second outline in Garland,Texas.<<

Wait. He won the chalk outline drawing contest? I'm confused.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2015 02:03 PM (GGCsk)

516 Nadir Suffi has been named as the second outline in Garland,Texas.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman found my saddle at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (baCne)



He's the nadir of jihad.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2015 02:03 PM (0cMkb)

517 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2015 02:04 PM (qu1Tl)

518 Nadir Suffi is shocked, shocked to learn those 72 virgins he was promised are 72 demons with barbed cocks.

*warm, fuzzy feeling*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2015 02:05 PM (FsuaD)

519 nood gay book

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 02:05 PM (AkOaV)

520 "He was going down the wrong path until he converted to Islam."



Makes you wonder what the "wrong path" was, if Islam seemed like a better choice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 04, 2015 02:05 PM (oKE6c)

521 May be worth noting.

It's definitely worth noting.

Posted by: GMan at May 04, 2015 02:05 PM (sxq57)

522 Yes, the Left has created a moral subsidy for violent behavior, which is gleefully offers to excuse all of its approved members. The blowback on this is going to be a stone bitch.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at May 04, 2015 02:06 PM (ifqy+)

523 Last night The Daily Mail was blacking out the art work from the photos. Their rational for doing this supposedly is that they do not want to incite violence but if that's true they did absolutely nothing to block the name of the winner of the contest on the picture of the check for $12,000 that was presented to him.

Posted by: River Guide at May 04, 2015 02:06 PM (RJMhd)

524 In the Draw-Your-Last-Breath-Contest we have a tie!

*mic drop*

Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2015 02:07 PM (FRkJH)

525 Clap. Golf-style.
I don't know. I think it didn't pan out.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 02:07 PM (kivUY)

526 Looks like this joke's getting panned.
Shit. I guess I didn't rise to the occasion.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2015 02:08 PM (kivUY)

527 "See, she was mocking a religion, and therefore, members of that religion can be excused for trying to murder those who mock their god."

I have to take issue with you, Ace. It's not "excused" or "allowed", it's celebrated. In the case of Serrano's "Piss Christ", it's actually funded by our government through grants.

Posted by: Matticus at May 04, 2015 02:08 PM (p/5D/)

528 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 04, 2015 02:02 PM (kff5f)

I just mean that that's all incidental.

They don't give a shit, in other words, one way or another, with what "western civilization" does.

As long as they get their revolution.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 04, 2015 02:09 PM (AkOaV)

529 "490
That's why Texans often carry .45s. Because it's considered rude to have to shoot someone more than once.



There's a dashcam video of a cop fighting with a squirrely drug
mule. The cop shoots the guy point blank in the stomach with a .45
aaaaaand the guy keeps on fighting.



Don't attribute magical properties to your favorite carry round. Placement is king.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (jhqr1)"

That is right. There are far too many documented cases of people hit with a .45 who just don't go down. Those in the know realize that the .357 SIG is the magical one shot stop round that always works and never fails.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 04, 2015 02:11 PM (KDbAT)

530 These two young men look just like my nephews would look. You know, if I had nephews...and before all the perforations. Well, actually, I do have nephews....Screw you, you know what I mean!


When I read about this in the paper, I vowed not to rest until I was more upset about this than anyone...who did not build that!


Some people say that this was much to do about nothing...just someone shooting at some bitter clingers who put more stock in their so-called rights than it doing the right thing.


I...uh...I...uh...
Hope-y, hope, hope and Change-y, change, change!

King Barky the First, Last and Only.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 04, 2015 02:15 PM (16OL0)

531 All of this is very familiar. We spent four years, a great deal of money, resources, and blood to eradicate a similar group who believed so strongly in their god-emperor and their own superiority that they would gladly commit suicide in his name to advance their cause. Ultimately we had to unleash two atomic bombs on their homeland to stop them.

It will be be interesting to see if the citizens of our unique republic will be able to summon that same resolve to stop this latest manifestation of Evil.

Posted by: PPs43 at May 04, 2015 02:15 PM (gs8t9)

532 "Punching up"? so they ARE claiming they're superior to all the little brown babies?

Thought so.

Posted by: Beverly at May 04, 2015 02:20 PM (h7u1O)

533
Don't attribute magical properties to your favorite carry round. Placement is king.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2015 01:56 PM (jhqr1)







Oh, I know. But the joke's funny. Which is why I shamelessly stole it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2015 02:21 PM (Txrlv)

534 I'm guessing theres no "hunky Mohammed" competition?

If there was I would eagerly await the muslim backlash.

Posted by: Ben(the original) at May 04, 2015 02:58 PM (DcG8N)

535 Maybe I misread his tweet, but did Marc Lamont Hill actually write:

"I understand and respect gay rights. But to organize gay events, purely because you're legally allowed to, is disgusting."

Posted by: Bret at May 04, 2015 03:19 PM (6zOnd)

536
So: Should angry Christians start polishing their rifles?

No, of course not. Don't be silly.

What they should bring is some hammers and nails, and hang these guys from the tree of woe. Crucify them.

Wut? I'm a Sith, May the 4th be with you. I'm also a fan of the old classics: pitch forks, torches, tar, feathers, rail, politicians and some assembly required. But I have faith that the Moron Horde can figure it all out...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 04, 2015 03:25 PM (1hM1d)

537 This is the noble savage syndrome again. It's an idea that only a self-hating dullard could take seriously, and that pretty well describes the left.

Posted by: Matt_SE at May 04, 2015 07:24 PM (axNZt)

538 Nadir Suffi? Is he one of the Gotenbörg Suffis? Those Scandihoovian BASTARDS!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 04, 2015 07:31 PM (XO6WW)

539 Ace, you NY metrosexual wastrel, you may polish the chamber and feed ramp to improve smooth operation. You might concieivably polish the bore for more uniform velocity and accuracy, depending on its original condition.

But you NEVER polish the exterior of a carry weapon because the polish might reflect light and give away your position.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 04, 2015 07:51 PM (XO6WW)

540 MORONS accepted God being pissed on and thrown like trash out of public and government places, and replaced by radical muslims, perverts and deviants. You're living in the demorats promised socialist UTOPIAN society, you did your part, actively or passively (with your votes), now you get the rewards of serving Satan and having turned against God. (lies to the contrary not withstanding)

Posted by: ron n. at May 04, 2015 09:15 PM (YVQn/)

541 I am disappointed in the Moron Horde. None of the old farts has used the old "But, you can't bait them like that" joke re: the TX gundown of those muzzis. For you youngsters (non PC-ask your mommy if you can read it):
A couple of deer hunters aren't having any luck during deer hunting season. The first says "Did you know it's also legal to hunt Indians (feather not dot) during deer season?" The other guy says "No way, dude!" The first guy then places an open cooler of beer about 50 yards from their deer stand. Pretty soon, an American Indian comes out of the brush and starts chugging the beers. The first guy shoots him dead with a nice center of mass shot from his rifle. All of sudden, a TX game ranger comes out of the bush and says "That was illegal. I will have to give you a ticket for that kill." The first guy says "Please, Ranger. Isn't this Indian hunting season? I can show you my tag." The ranger says:

"Yeah. But, you can't bait them like that!"

So, they have a Draw Mo contest in TX(probably the most armed state - imagine if they had got inside the conference) and announce it on different web sites (even morons from Phoenix found out about it), and nobody does the joke. Would make a great cartoon for one of you artistic Morons out there. If you draw it, it's yours. No credit needed (maybe a "Thanks, man" post).

Posted by: Clovis_mike at May 04, 2015 10:15 PM (JOV2V)

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