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Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 11:30 AM

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1 Heh.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2015 11:31 AM (MYPM9)

2 I don't get it. What happened to the F-O thread? Was really enjoying that one.

Posted by: it was really educational for how to deal with my family n shit at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (whMsz)

3 gabe whom?

Posted by: We Have Half a Party at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (Z1oBf)

4 Weird Dave has been excised!!!

Noooooo!

Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (8YVZT)

5 Did we lose a thread?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (i7JE3)

6 First ! And first comment Eva!

Posted by: Freddy gay at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (kU6k3)

7 Darn...

Posted by: Freddy gay at May 02, 2015 11:33 AM (kU6k3)

8 It offended Gabe's sensitive sensitivities.

It was a MACROaggression.

Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:33 AM (8YVZT)

9 There's been a coup d' etat at AoSHQ

All hail to our new Masters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2015 11:33 AM (zRby/)

10 I wonder if the corporate sponsors objected to the f-word being plastered all over the place.

Posted by: m at May 02, 2015 11:29 AM (WIUGG)

YES! The
Prophet Ace, blessed be his hairy back, has axed us to not use it
because ad agencies track how often it shows up in a blog. When I see
ace's, ads, rarely, he has some pretty good high end clients, AKA, IWC
watches for one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:32 AM (0FSuD)

From dead thread.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:33 AM (0FSuD)

11 Check your panties at the door (new AoSHQ guideline).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2015 11:33 AM (MYPM9)

12 Wait, Gabe is over here slumming from his Federalist gig?

Praise the lord, but we are not going to talk about the Supreme Court Ghey marriage case.

oops.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:35 AM (0FSuD)

13 Saturday, and I'm outa outrage.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at May 02, 2015 11:35 AM (1j7Nf)

14 Maybe it needs to be re-written from F off to Blow me.

I like Blow me as a response the the SJW. It has a certain, symmetry.

Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:35 AM (8YVZT)

15 A new superhero.

http://tinyurl.com/m5gxgzy

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 02, 2015 11:36 AM (LImiJ)

16 Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:35 AM (8YVZT)

How's the son? Sleeping through the night? ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:36 AM (0FSuD)

17 Dave's post nuked?

Posted by: EC at May 02, 2015 11:36 AM (cJ1t+)

18 Somebody fill me in on the thread that just got axed? Was it something that's likely to reappear with a lot of asterisks?

Posted by: Jenny Has Terrible Timing at May 02, 2015 11:36 AM (mB6ez)

19 Maybe it needs to be re-written from F off to Blow me.

I like Blow me as a response the the SJW. It has a certain, symmetry.

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Too many think it's a real invitation.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2015 11:37 AM (MYPM9)

20 Thanks, Gabe.

Posted by: m at May 02, 2015 11:37 AM (WIUGG)

21 Jenny Has Terrible Timing

Hopefully. The basics was that it was telling the SJW to F off. And Weird Dave was on a roll.

But it could be re-written as Blow Me and be OK...

Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:38 AM (8YVZT)

22 We need a new open thread.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 02, 2015 11:39 AM (8W5zZ)

23 Somebody fill me in on the thread that just got axed? Was it something that's likely to reappear with a lot of asterisks?
Posted by: Jenny Has Terrible Timing

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Basically, his point was while we on the right have all the right, carefully reasoned answers, the other side never hears them, so the new answer to their outrageous demands is to tell the leftists to F off.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2015 11:39 AM (MYPM9)

24 So Ace has finally sold the blog to Salem Communications?

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2015 11:39 AM (sdi6R)

25 @15

NICE. I'll bet she wishes she had that figure instead of the fat ass she has now. Check out her lard husband.

http://tinyurl.com/nngrmjc

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:39 AM (0FSuD)

26 I like Blow me as a response the the SJW. It has a certain, symmetry.
Posted by: Brendan at May 02, 2015 11:35 AM (8YVZT)

Yes, but then Pajama boys begin to tug at your zipper and it gets all weird.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at May 02, 2015 11:39 AM (KbNXw)

27 I've always thought that "Bite me" was a nice alternative, said real fast, and sort of staccato, like "bite-me."

Posted by: m at May 02, 2015 11:40 AM (WIUGG)

28 Weirddave now has to wear a Jar-Jar costume for a week.

Posted by: eman at May 02, 2015 11:40 AM (MQEz6)

29 NO DAVE

NO PEACE

NO DAVE

NO PEACE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2015 11:40 AM (zRby/)

30 Daves not here.

REeeeeee JECK ted!

Book wouldn't sell.

Perhaps it would do better in a different market, good luck.

Doesn't fit our demographic.

The market for this material is currently saturated.

Needs more vampires.

We don't publish fiction.

Character development too slow.

Needs more back story, not enough explanation.

Too much exposition that doesn't add to the story.

Posted by: Horatio Bologna at May 02, 2015 11:41 AM (1j7Nf)

31 Thank you, Turd & Brendan.

By the way, Turd & Brendan would be a decent name for a band. Or a comedy duo.

Posted by: Jenny Has Terrible Timing at May 02, 2015 11:41 AM (mB6ez)

32 *Tosses Molotov F-bombs all over the place*

Posted by: Free Dave! at May 02, 2015 11:41 AM (OsWis)

33 weirddave's back up

Posted by: m at May 02, 2015 11:41 AM (WIUGG)

34 I always thought Animal House had it right.

http://tinyurl.com/oavyybw

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 02, 2015 11:42 AM (0FSuD)

35 Too many fucks were given.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2015 11:43 AM (dy02u)

36 Eff off thread is back, all cleaned up for the ad bots

Posted by: Weirddave at May 02, 2015 11:44 AM (WvS3w)

37 In continuation of the Weirdave Convo-

My working poor grandfathers would have privileged you right in the mouth before going back to their beer had you "checked" them.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 02, 2015 11:45 AM (i7JE3)

38 Left Side Story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 02, 2015 11:45 AM (LImiJ)

39 and how is her being mayor going to differ one tiny bit on how Badly Baltimore is doing.

All the neighbors be the same.
The crime
The lack of money
The lack of education
the lack of self restraint
the lack of fathers
the gangs
the 'don't snitch' attitude
the run from the cops attitude
the cops vs the public mentality on both sides
the blue wall of silence
the unions
the Democrats

What all will have changed except for the sign on the door and the one out by the freeway welcoming travelers to Baltimore?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2015 11:46 AM (zRby/)

40 Left Side Story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpCYmg56fdY

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OK that is some funny shit

Posted by: Golly Moses, naturally we're thugs at May 02, 2015 11:58 AM (whMsz)

41 New leftist meme is;

Yes all the people in question are black but they still perpetuate White Supremacy.

Invincible ignorance lives!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 02, 2015 12:13 PM (i7JE3)

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