Critics Say...

You know how the media will never report Clinton's factually-demonstrable transgressions as neutral facts, but must always controversialize the points by introducing them with "Critics say..."

As in, "Critics charge Hillary Clinton wiped her hard drive"?

Um, critics don't "charge" that. That's a fact.

But the media will never report a derogatory item about a Democrat without softening the blow by suggesting it's all a rightwing scam.

@rdbrewer4 forwarded me this example:

CBS deploys the "critics say" headline to laughable effect http://t.co/aFqbvTdj0j pic.twitter.com/eYYS3z1JmJ
— Morgen (@morgenr) May 1, 2015

Holy shit.

Posted by: Ace at 09:25 PM

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1
The MFM are NEVER to be trusted. Ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 09:27 PM (St6BJ)

2 Critics say CBS sucks cock by choice

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 01, 2015 09:27 PM (dULJN)

3
If only actual, real Jews ran the media instead of Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 09:28 PM (St6BJ)

4 I'm a critic!

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 09:28 PM (JdEZJ)

5 Critics say, "Round up the usual suspects."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 09:29 PM (+rW/N)

6
So, Rex Reed and Roger Ebert make up this vast right wing conspiracy. Who knew?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 09:29 PM (St6BJ)

7 Critics say, water is wet.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (ecDRv)

8 Critics say Hillary Clinton eats ... well, you know.

And they're right. Bill confirmed it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (oKE6c)

9 As a Critic, I say the face-lift she got after fighting Lion-O just made things worse...

Posted by: The Critical Hat at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (7YlUk)

10 Sooo it's only nebulous nameless "critics" who say the Clintons do the immoral stuff they admit to doing. Got it.

Posted by: Serena at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (78Ppj)

11 It Stinks!

Posted by: Jay Sherman at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (7YlUk)

12 So if I just admit to the crime there doesn't need to be any jail time?

Posted by: Robinson at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (5gToQ)

13 Critics say Islamists have habit of beheading opponents.

Posted by: Cruzinator at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (dBm7S)

14 Hey Ace, can we bring the hate up here too? Cause, seriously man, I got a mountain of hate for the Clinton Clan too.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 09:31 PM (WPm3x)

15 Soo... does this mean they are their own greatest Critics?

Posted by: BB Wolf... Destroyer Sailor at May 01, 2015 09:31 PM (qh617)

16
Goodnight, fellow rape-shifters.

Keep it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 09:32 PM (St6BJ)

17 OT: Anon-a-cop on Megyn's show was just talking about Baltimore "command staff" that just recently came in from... Oakland, CA.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 09:32 PM (nL0sw)

18 12 So if I just admit to the crime there doesn't need to be any jail time?

Posted by: Robinson at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (5gToQ)

Be careful
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Scooter Libby at May 01, 2015 09:32 PM (qh617)

19 Everybody's a critic.

And they say stuff.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2015 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

20 Critics say CBS using headlines to soften what critics say about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Tomorrow's CBS headline at May 01, 2015 09:33 PM (dBm7S)

21 Critics say Cankles is not only banging Huma with a strap on but the entire CBS staff as well.

I didn't say it! Critics say it!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 09:33 PM (+XMAD)

22 This movie sucks.

Posted by: a critic at May 01, 2015 09:34 PM (JdEZJ)

23 To quote Morgan Freeman: "Fcuk the Media".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:34 PM (zRby/)

24 There are those who have said that critics have said...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:35 PM (VPLuQ)

25 Critics say Hillary misspelled "reset" and established her tenure at State as an incompetent embarassment from the start.

Posted by: Feh at May 01, 2015 09:35 PM (Uk9e2)

26 Critics say something may have happened to an ambassador, somewhere.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 09:35 PM (nL0sw)

27 Why not go after them on Twitter when they do that? "Critics say Hildebeast failed to report donation? Bullshit, you misbegotten leprous twat, that's an established fact."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 09:35 PM (lxWk3)

28 Critics say that those have said that they critics say ... wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 01, 2015 09:35 PM (oKE6c)

29 Experts say that more CBS News Babes have given Bill Clinton a blow job than any other network.

Critics say however that that statistic may be over blown.

*cue the Benny Hill them Yakkity Sax*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:36 PM (zRby/)

30 Critics say CBS sucks cock by choice

It's a fact!

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 01, 2015 09:36 PM (rwI+c)

31 I've noticed that Morgen has a tendency to do a lot of overreach, what with all his facts and support that he brings to his conclusions, and all that nonsense.

Posted by: Dave S. at May 01, 2015 09:36 PM (mhkbv)

32 9 As a Critic, I say the face-lift she got after fighting Lion-O just made things worse...
Posted by: The Critical Hat at May 01, 2015 09:30 PM (7YlUk)

Hey! That was caused by shrapnel that hit her in the face when she was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.

For God's sakes, have some respect. She's practically, like, a veteran.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 09:36 PM (+XMAD)

33 Some say that 'journalists' can be identified as 'some' when they want to editorialize a news story.

Posted by: Some Reporter at May 01, 2015 09:37 PM (G4aHK)

34 It's almost as if the MFM had an agenda or something...

Posted by: Afroman at May 01, 2015 09:37 PM (gLW9h)

35 Madame Secretary, what about your graft?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2015 09:37 PM (g1DWB)

36 Critics say Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, among other things.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2015 09:37 PM (b1Ugy)

37 Critics say sticking your dick into a light socket is a bad idea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (KhFZp)

38 wait, what were we talking about?

Don't ask me.

Posted by: Chronic Critic at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (JdEZJ)

39 Critics say sticking your dick into a light socket is a bad idea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (KhFZp)

Nuh-uh!

Let me show you that they are wrong...

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (7YlUk)

40 Critics say former CBS nightly news anchor Walter Cronkite is still dead.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (+1T7c)

41 Stephanopoulawhatever works for CBS, right?

Yeah, they've already picked a side.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (2TN4k)

42 Actually Mumsy-Ra looks better than Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (+rW/N)

43 Critics say that the Left is going to rip you guys a new one when they take total control.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (MzFJT)

44 They forgot to start that headline with "A vast right-wing conspiracy of".

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (+5k0l)

45 Critics say sticking your dick into a light socket is a bad idea.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 09:38 PM (KhFZp)

Confucious say, "man who stick dick into ceiling fixture fuck up."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (lxWk3)

46 Bill thought he cut a fat hog in the ass with his foundation. Hillary came along and said we can really do something with this, Chelsea said Me Too Me Too.

Posted by: just saying at May 01, 2015 09:40 PM (wkuqO)

47 Critics say that Walter Cronkite was a knob bobbing commie slobbering pinko douche bag but experts say that may only be partly true.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:40 PM (zRby/)

48 Critics say... the media needs to begin rotting in hell immediately.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 09:40 PM (WPm3x)

49 23 >> To quote Morgan Freeman: "Fcuk the Media".

Critics say Morgan Freeman needs to go fuck himself with a pineapple.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:41 PM (+5k0l)

50 Critics say I enjoy giving and receiving analingus.

They're correct.

Posted by: The Gorilla at May 01, 2015 09:43 PM (G4aHK)

51 Critics say Dan Rather, former CBS news anchor, doesn't know the difference between fake and accurate.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2015 09:43 PM (+1T7c)

52 Critics say I came in your mouth...

Posted by: joncelli at May 01, 2015 09:43 PM (ENczY)

53 Critics say the Titanic should have shut down her engines and drifted like all the other nearby ships were doing.

Posted by: eman at May 01, 2015 09:44 PM (MQEz6)

54 People who can't do teach- People who can't teach become critics

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 09:44 PM (eKxgZ)

55
41 Stephanopoulawhatever works for CBS, right?Yeah, they've already picked a side.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (2TN4k)

ABC. But yeah still true,.

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2015 09:44 PM (zt+N6)

56 Critics say size matters.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 09:44 PM (ecDRv)

57 Critics say the collective IQ of the Baltimore protesters is -30.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (+XMAD)

58 Who cares what the critics say. It's hockey playoff season.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (60Vyp)

59 Stephanopoulawhatever works for CBS, right?

Yeah, they've already picked a side.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2015 09:39 PM (2TN4k)

Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite were reporting on the immorality of the VietNam war in the 60's and 70's.
They picked sides decades ago.

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (XmOA9)

60 Some critics say Joe Biden plagiarized Neil Kinnock because he is an imbecile.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (+1T7c)

61 CBS == Critics Broads and Shitheels

Critics say.

I'm a critic
you're a critic
Everyone's a fcuking critic
Don't you want to be a critic too?

Be a critic,
say that you're a critic

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (zRby/)

62
Some critics say Joe Biden plagiarized Neil Kinnock because he is an imbecile.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2015 09:45 PM (+1T7c)

So. It was a step up?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:46 PM (zRby/)

63 Critics suggest the Hindenburg contained a less than optimal gas.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 09:46 PM (rwI+c)

64 I would be a huge critic but I can't remember anything.

Posted by: Hillary's email server at May 01, 2015 09:46 PM (wkuqO)

65 Critics say that Kate Upton's boobs are bouncy enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (+rW/N)

66 56>> Size doesn't matter...

Posted by: said no woman ever at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (60Vyp)

67 Critics say that Bill had sex with that woman, Ms Lewinski.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (+jijM)

68 Critics say Obama's college records are not nuclear launch codes.

Posted by: eman at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (MQEz6)

69 Critics say New Coke tastes like shit

Posted by: Dave S. at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (mhkbv)

70
Critics say that Elizabeth "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren accused Harris Faulkner of masquerading as a Navajo Indian to obtain student loans.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:48 PM (P330y)

71 Madame Secretary, what about your graaaaaaaaft?

Posted by: Things we'll never hear the MSM say at May 01, 2015 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

72 Posted by: said no woman ever at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (60Vyp)

Not with a straight face.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:48 PM (zRby/)

73 Critics suggest the Hindenburg contained a less than optimal gas.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 09:46 PM (rwI+c)

Well, to be fair, it was less than ideal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 09:48 PM (lxWk3)

74 I would be a huge critic but I can't remember anything.

Dude I know what you mean.

Posted by: Chronic Critic at May 01, 2015 09:48 PM (JdEZJ)

75 So CBS has relinquished the role of news organization and has taken on the role of critic, or is it commentator? Or have they officially announced their role of establishment mouthpiece? The potato vodka has me a bit muddled.

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (xrURQ)

76 Where's Garret!? Go Hawks!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (60Vyp)

77 So, really, everyone with half a brain is now a "critic."

Glad we cleared THAT up.

Now, about that racism issue.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (+YMhA)

78 Critics say that Harry Reid was injured by home exercise equipment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (VPLuQ)

79 Critics said Wax was not a good idea in the heat...

Posted by: Icarus at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (qh617)

80
Critics say Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton faked her name to suggest she climbed Mt. Everest. She didn't.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (P330y)

81 The network news is indistinguishable from blogs now.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (rwI+c)

82 Critics say you don't really have to be honest when discussing massages with the Swedish Bikini Team.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (KhFZp)

83 Forget the critics, let's see just what Hillary herself said at her confirmation hearings:

In my nic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (dy02u)

84 So CBS has relinquished the role of news
organization and has taken on the role of critic, or is it commentator?
Or have they officially announced their role of establishment
mouthpiece? The potato vodka has me a bit muddled.

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 09:49 PM (xrURQ)

They have become a propaganda organ, though they be a tad flaccid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (lxWk3)

85 Critics say CNN paid Saddam for access and agreed not to report on his atrocities.

Posted by: Tomorrow's CBS headline at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (dBm7S)

86 66 56>> Size doesn't matter...

Posted by: Said no man ever at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (+XMAD)

87 Critics say that Paris was a Womanizer....

Posted by: Achilles, in his RAGE at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (qh617)

88 Critics say I'm way too darn good looking and smart to spend my time on the computer every night. oh wait........ That was my mom that said that.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2015 09:50 PM (zS+qK)

89 Actually Mumsy-Ra looks better than Hillary!

Actually, Tutankhamen looks better than Hillary.

Posted by: Mary Kassel at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (u5LFV)

90 Critics too soft on Ted Cruz

Posted by: CBS changing it around at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (dBm7S)

91 Critics say cops shoot dogs

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (3sozU)

92 Some critics say that people that burn down their own neighborhoods are imbeciles.

Other people think that this should require a trigger warning because of racism.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (+1T7c)

93
Critics of Rosie O'Donnell believe her admonition that "fire won't melt steel" was planted by a republican operative. It wasn't.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (P330y)

94 Critics say that President Clinton did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lowinski.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (VPLuQ)

95 And the Opposition party, in the Senate... who had created gridlock...

said I never should have crossed the Rubicon...

Posted by: Some dead Roman guy... at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (qh617)

96 Critics say jay cutler sucks

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 01, 2015 09:53 PM (3sozU)

97 88 >> That was my mom that said that.

The First Critic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:54 PM (dy02u)

98
Critics suggest that Sandra Fluke was only able to service approximately eight men each day instead of the suggested fifteen. Slacker bitch.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:54 PM (P330y)

99
97 88 >> That was my mom that said that.

The First Critic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:54 PM (dy02u)

No... that would be Michelle...

Posted by: Barrak Obuma at May 01, 2015 09:54 PM (qh617)

100 Don't criticize Hillary until you walk a mile in her shoes.

But for Gawd! sakes wear hazmat socks and spray 'em with flame thrower first!

Posted by: Adriane the Blog Content Critic ... at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (nSOh+)

101 "Critics say" really should have a trigger warning.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (8W5zZ)

102 Critics say jay cutler sucks

That was my mom.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (rwI+c)

103
Critics say that Marie Harf will star in the new movie, "Valley Girl Goes to Washington."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (P330y)

104 100 Don't criticize Hillary until you walk a mile in her shoes.

But for Gawd! sakes wear hazmat socks and spray 'em with flame thrower first!

Posted by: Adriane the Blog Content Critic ... at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (nSOh+)

Do we have to use her walker too?

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (qh617)

105 "No... that would be Michelle..."

No, that would be Eve

Posted by: Adam at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (VPLuQ)

106 96 Critics say the Cubs should win a World Series every 100 years or so, just by blind luck if nothing else.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (dy02u)

107 Thanks Al! "Critics re-iterate established facts". It works.

Posted by: Santa at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (cU4mN)

108 Critics say Maya Angelou's poetry sucked ass.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (EDYaR)

109 That universal standards are racist. Or not racist. Shit, I don't know.

Posted by: Critics Say at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (53CCM)

110 Critics say calves liver tastes good if you put a lot of onions on it.

Those critics should be shot.

Posted by: Said no man ever at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (+XMAD)

111 complaining about the MFM is an exercise in white privilege, a micro-aggression and triggers me...you bastards.

"CBS: Our Name Says It All..."

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (044Yr)

112 The Clintons will sell the country down the river and the DEMSM will cover for them.

I can't say that I'm surprised to learn of this. I do wish that these unprofessional partisan hacks in the DEMSM would go away for good.

Posted by: Sasquatch at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (3lbck)

113
Critics say that Hillary Clinton won the "Miss Cankles 1982" award.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 09:57 PM (P330y)

114 Critics say there are serious issues in the hips region of this MMD model

https://youtu.be/Zc10F4bUmp8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 09:57 PM (+rW/N)

115 97 88 >> That was my mom that said that.

The First Critic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:54 PM (dy02u)

............

Aint that the truth!

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2015 09:57 PM (zS+qK)

116 Critics say that microaggression and triggering are just victim speak for "I have the megrims and am going to have a fantod" but in 21st century lingo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM (zRby/)

117 For some reason the word tool comes to mind.

Posted by: dogfish at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM (jWtyG)

118 CBS: Our Name Says It All..

Critical bull shit?

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM (xrURQ)

119 Critics say that CBS hired Mary Mapes and Dan Rather, and let them loose to slander a sitting President and completely fail at it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM (AVEe1)

120 66 56>> Size doesn't matter...

Posted by: said no woman ever at May 01, 2015 09:47 PM (60Vyp)

Actually, I have said that, because.... it ain't the size of the wand, it's the magic of the one wielding it baby!

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM (WPm3x)

121 You know what would be great? If Moochelle ran and got the nomination over Brum Hillda. Wouldn't that be just great?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:00 PM (JdEZJ)

122
Critics say that Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake of Baltimore is an Affirmative Action hire out of her element. Amazingly, it's true.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (P330y)

123 Critics say the Cubs should win a World Series every 100 years or so, just by blind luck if nothing else.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (dy02u)

It is the year 2015...

Posted by: Doc Brown at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (7YlUk)

124 What is their end goal? Critics wonder how they won't be found and killed in their end of the world bunker?

Posted by: Critics Say at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (53CCM)

125 Those critics should be shot.
Posted by: Said no man ever at May 01, 2015 09:56 PM (+XMAD)

Liver ain't too bad if it's cooked right and kept juicy.

My mother could not fix it that way (or that's how Dad liked it). Tasted and had the texture of an old leather boot sole to me.

I refused to eat it whenever she served it.

First couple times she said "fine" and I got nothing for supper.

Then she realized I was serious cause I STILL wouldn't eat it. I'd go HUNGRY rather than eat that.

I think she held it against me for years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (zRby/)

126 You know what would be great? If Moochelle ran and got the nomination over Brum Hillda. Wouldn't that be just great?
Posted by: freaked

You shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 10:02 PM (xrURQ)

127 Critic's say Ted Cruz is outside the mainstream. Cruz just wrote an OP-Ed with Paul Ryan supporting the TPP agreement. I will now go slit my wrists. I was all in for Ted. Not now.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:02 PM (eKxgZ)

128 Critics admit there will never be an MMD model of Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 10:02 PM (+rW/N)

129 CBS is only noticing that, when it comes to transparency, the Clinton Foundation is its own harshest critic.

Posted by: W.C. Fields Clinton at May 01, 2015 10:03 PM (nFdGS)

130 TPP agreement?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:05 PM (JdEZJ)

131 Critics say Hillary Clinton is an obnoxious fucking retard criminal who thinks she can get away with anything because she is a woman.
Hey! Sometimes the "critics" are right!

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:07 PM (WPm3x)

132 Critics say that most people want to see Horrendo Revolver get his ass beat on live TV by the crowd in Baltimore.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 10:07 PM (nL0sw)

133 10:09

Is all peaceful in Baltimore?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 10:07 PM (XAFOu)

134 How many strawmen,,sorry,,strawpersons make up "Critics Say"?? I have trouble with post modern math.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 01, 2015 10:07 PM (syGA0)

135 Critics say Andrea Lindsay sings in French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTOMfg7iD2o

Posted by: kindltot at May 01, 2015 10:08 PM (t//F+)

136 Bill has lots of foreign donors, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2015 10:08 PM (Dwehj)

137 130 TPP agreement?

toilet paper patterns. Only supposed to angle to the left.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:08 PM (WPm3x)

138 91 Critics say cops shoot dogs
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (3sozU)

Dogs not available for comment.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 10:08 PM (ecDRv)

139
130 TPP agreement?
Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:05 PM (JdEZJ)

Trans Pacific Partnership

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 10:08 PM (XAFOu)

140 131: she thinks she can get away with anything because she has always gotten away with anything.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 01, 2015 10:09 PM (syGA0)

141 Did Hillary really wipe her hard drive? Has anyone seen her hard drive or the server? Do we even know if one actually exists or is it all rumor?

At this point, there is no evidence beyond hearsay.

Posted by: Thomas Doubtfull at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (4gofz)

142
123 Critics say the Cubs should win a World Series every 100 years or so, just by blind luck if nothing else.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2015 09:55 PM (dy02u)

It is the year 2015...

Posted by: Doc Brown at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (7YlUk)

In the year... 2525, if Man is till alive... if Woman has survived...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (qh617)

143 freaked- This thing is going by so many different names it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (eKxgZ)

144 Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 09:58 PM

Did you say that with a straight face, cause you sound like you might have been drinking.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (60Vyp)

145 Is Horrendo Revolvers real name Jerry Rivers?
Doesn't matter, he's a white-hispanic at best.

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (XmOA9)

146 Critics say that not having an ONT is a hate crime.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (syGA0)

147 Wow. Smaug is a big pussy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (XAFOu)

148 130 TPP agreement?

Whoever uses the last of the toilet paper puts a new roll on the holder. It's one of the foundations of Western civilization.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (+jijM)

149 Critics say cops shoot dogs

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 01, 2015 09:52 PM (3sozU)

But experts say only if they feel in fear of their life.

"shoot leroy, shoot. That Shih Tzu just gave me a nasty look!!! I feel in fear of my life"!!!

*remember South Park and Jimbo's out shooting deer?*

He's coming right at us, shoot shoot i's afraid soo afraid.

I'm a skeered of the doggies.

THAT btw is where you use a taser. On an animal and not a human.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (zRby/)

150 Oops. Critics say Smaug is a big pussy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (XAFOu)

151 Math is racist. Numbers are ruled by the heteronormative white patriarchy.

Posted by: Critics Say at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (53CCM)

152
Critics say that Huma was been to the White House and measured the curtains in the Oral Orafice for Hillary.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 10:13 PM (P330y)

153 Posted by: bergerbilder at May 01, 2015 10:12 PM (+jijM)

And the roll has the paper come down the back.

so's the kitties can't play.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 10:13 PM (zRby/)

154 All Hillary has to do if she wins is bring back all the stuff she stole when she left last time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 01, 2015 10:14 PM (zRby/)

155 Trans Pacific Partnership

OK I looked it up. Looks complicated. I suppose we are getting screwed. What's the short version?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:15 PM (JdEZJ)

156 Critics say that Slick Willie did have sex with that woman and "stained" her dress

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2015 10:15 PM (3UGBQ)

157 Critics say stay away from the park at night.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2015 10:16 PM (Dwehj)

158 Critics say the Clintons are so crooked if they swallowed a nail they'd shit a screw

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2015 10:16 PM (3UGBQ)

159 Critics say that Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake of
Baltimore is an Affirmative Action hire out of her element. Amazingly,
it's true.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 01, 2015 10:01 PM (P330y)

With a hate whitey chip on her shoulder as big as Barry's

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2015 10:17 PM (3UGBQ)

160 Critics say maybe I should lay off the sauce and go to bed so I can get a full day of yard work in tomorrow. I say screw em

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2015 10:17 PM (zS+qK)

161 Critics say these peanuts taste like shit.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at May 01, 2015 10:18 PM (5dHYY)

162 bergerbilder- When your TP comes from Cambodia with the bamboo fibers still sticking up , you might want to ask why we passed this plan without knowing what's in it for 4 years later.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:18 PM (eKxgZ)

163 Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (XmOA9)

You are correct! Horrendo Revolver, aka Geraldo Rivera, aka Jerry Rivers. The Horrendo Revolver moniker comes from a skit Cheech and Chong did parodying his "Capone's Vault" misadventure.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 10:18 PM (nL0sw)

164 Okay, CBS has to register as a PAC, now.

Posted by: Axeman at May 01, 2015 10:18 PM (UPLiu)

165 Is every reporter from CNN that is in Baltimore teh Ghey?

Damn.

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 10:19 PM (XwxKO)

166 Critics say liquor stores first.

Posted by: Baltimore Rioters at May 01, 2015 10:20 PM (Dwehj)

167 Critics say bitch set me up.

Posted by: Zombie & Critic Marion Berry at May 01, 2015 10:22 PM (7YlUk)

168 Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:15 PM (JdEZJ)

According to The Nation's interpretation of leaked documents in 2012, countries would be obliged to conform all their domestic laws and regulations to the TPP's rules, even limiting how governments could spend their tax dollars

And its open to change, by various means in the future... so other countries could dictate things like Green Policies, in the US.

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 01, 2015 10:22 PM (qh617)

169 Critics say Hillary's naked spread in Cankle Chaser's Quarterly is like a springtime, early Thanksgiving festival.

Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2015 10:23 PM (ty633)

170 Is every reporter from CNN that is in Baltimore teh Ghey?

Damn.

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 10:19 PM (XwxKO)

They're not ghey, they just act that way for a chance to suck the SCoaMFs c**k.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 10:23 PM (7YlUk)

171 Is every reporter from CNN that is in Baltimore teh Ghey?

Damn.

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 10:19 PM (XwxKO)

One could speculate that CNN is working on College Campus Rules, where there is a hierarchy of the aggrieved and teh ghey is right up the ladder, and therefore "safe" from aggression. One could be wrong. Just spitballin.

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:25 PM (XmOA9)

172 freaked - go to Obamatrade.com. This deal is establishing a global economy , that we will be beholden to. The worst part of this deal is , NO one will know what is in it for four years after it is passed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:25 PM (eKxgZ)

173 All Hillary has to do if she wins is bring back all the stuff she stole when she left last time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May

She can't because she was dead broke and pawned it all just to help make ends meet.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 01, 2015 10:25 PM (+jijM)

174 BB Wolf if zero is for it that tells me right there what it's all about. What's Cruz's reason for supporting it I wonder.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM (JdEZJ)

175 They're not ghey, they just act that way for a chance to suck the SCoaMFs c**k.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 10:23 PM (7YlUk)

..........

That line must be miles long.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM (zS+qK)

176 Did you say that with a straight face, cause you sound like you might have been drinking.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 10:10 PM (60Vyp)

Sober when I said it and actually meant it. I was young.
Now, well today, I have started considering the possibility of taking up drinking for a hobby. I'm getting my hate on tonight.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM (WPm3x)

177 Wait, you can bribe a Clinton?

What?

Shocked. Next thing you will tell me.......

http://tinyurl.com/a6h3lmc

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM (0FSuD)

178 Just spitballin.
Posted by: What teh Hell?

We do that all the time in the CNN mens' room.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM (5dHYY)

179 I am not a crook.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2015 10:28 PM (Dwehj)

180 Cop on Hannity says gray was stopped because he was doing a drug deal that cops witnessed, hence the probable cause, and that the toxicology found HEROINE AND WEED in gray's system!

This thing is gonna go south for the prosecution. More riots to follow, like Dershowhitz said, they mortaged the future to calm the streets today.

Posted by: Dan at May 01, 2015 10:29 PM (COpZ4)

181 Guaranteed to counter the effects of Viagra....

http://tinyurl.com/prj2wen

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 01, 2015 10:30 PM (R8h28)

182 If I were the type to rage rant, I would find the situation of our elected representatives not having any clue what is in the myriad bills they pass to be a fine subject.

I might suggest that they are all guilty of various and sundry crimes for not following the oath they take to protect the constitution, proven by the fact that they don't know the details of the bills they pass or the treaties they ratify.

I might suggest to go long on hemp rope futures.

Good thing I'm not that guy.

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:31 PM (XmOA9)

183 Never, never, never say that people are running for President of the United States of America.

That is very misleading, because there is no United States of America anymore.

People are, in fact, running for President of Idiocracy. Always, always say it that way. It makes the coming challenge easier to understand if you say it that way.

Remember that doctor in Idiocracy? Remember how he talked in half sentences with "you know....." and "heh, heh" tossed in every other word?

That is exactly who needs to be convinced to vote for our candidate in 2016.

Posted by: Name Star at May 01, 2015 10:31 PM (dhgmu)

184 More riots to follow, like Dershowhitz said, they mortaged the future to calm the streets today.
Posted by: Dan

We've been mortgaging the future for a hundred years and it hasn't failed us yet.

Posted by: The Left at May 01, 2015 10:32 PM (5dHYY)

185 Critics say Der Fuehrer is antisemitic. But he only hates the Jews!

Posted by: Goebbels News Network at May 01, 2015 10:32 PM (EQLe+)

186 Yo ho blow the man down.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:33 PM (WPm3x)

187 Somebody call me?

Posted by: the man down at May 01, 2015 10:34 PM (XmOA9)

188 People are, in fact, running for President of Idiocracy.

Posted by: Name Star at May 01, 2015 10:31 PM (dhgmu)

When do I get my bigass Presidential medallion?

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at May 01, 2015 10:34 PM (nL0sw)

189 This TPP agreement( notice this is not a treaty) will be debated in the Senate next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:34 PM (eKxgZ)

190 Yo ho blow the man down.
Posted by: madamemayhem

Where???

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 01, 2015 10:35 PM (KhFZp)

191 It sounds like what Cruz is proposing is a Trade Promotion Authority and not the actual TPP agreement.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:35 PM (JdEZJ)

192 Watching Seattle cops cracking skulls of anarchists. I need drink recommendations.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 10:35 PM (ecDRv)

193 cheap. couldn't pass it up.

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:35 PM (XmOA9)

194 So.....

Critics say the MFM is "concern trolling" the USA.

Posted by: tbodie at May 01, 2015 10:36 PM (DKgtk)

195 I was all in for Ted. Not now.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:02 PM (eKxgZ)

****

So, you were just partly all in for Ted?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 01, 2015 10:36 PM (mvenn)

196 Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:26 PM

Heh! May I buy you a drink and encourage such bawdy behavior?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 10:36 PM (60Vyp)

197 Watching Seattle cops cracking skulls of anarchists. I need drink recommendations.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 10:35 PM (ecDRv)

A fine, aged bourbon. What channel? I might have to break open the Woodford Reserve.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 01, 2015 10:37 PM (nL0sw)

198 @#197,

I recommend Booker's.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 01, 2015 10:38 PM (R8h28)

199 Thank you! I really do need to drink more!

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:38 PM (WPm3x)

200 Local seattle news. Q13FOX. Don't know if there is a streaming option.

Posted by: flounder at May 01, 2015 10:39 PM (ecDRv)

201 79
I am not a crook.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2015 10:28 PM (Dwehj)

No you are a C#nt

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 01, 2015 10:39 PM (0FSuD)

202 184 More riots to follow, like Dershowhitz said, they mortaged the future to calm the streets today.
Posted by: Dan

.........

Where would I go to read about this?

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2015 10:39 PM (zS+qK)

203 Remember the mayhem and violence of those Tea Party protests?
The ones so bad it prompted the Senate Majority Leader to pronounce them "Terrorists"?

Good thing we put an end to that kind of madness, eh?

Posted by: What teh Hell? at May 01, 2015 10:39 PM (XmOA9)

204 Booker's bourbon, aged six to eight years, averages around 128 proof. Best tasting bourbon I've ever encountered.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 01, 2015 10:40 PM (R8h28)

205 AMF morons.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 01, 2015 10:40 PM (0FSuD)

206 Muldoon - go read what this deal is and then come back and ask me that question. Disclaimer- I worked my ass off for Ted's senate run and convinced a lot of Dewhurst people to for Ted. I can't tell you how much I want him to be my guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:40 PM (eKxgZ)

207 nood

Posted by: Me at May 01, 2015 10:41 PM (EQLe+)

208 "Critics say Hillary misspelled "reset" and established her tenure at State as an incompetent embarassment from the start.

Posted by: Feh"

And not only that, Critics say that they stole that reset button from a hotel jacuzzi.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 01, 2015 10:41 PM (Wo9OY)

209 203 Remember the mayhem

Were you calling my name? Softly, softly.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 01, 2015 10:42 PM (WPm3x)

210 Critics say, Hairy Reid was beaten by a parent of a young boy he molested-allegedly!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 01, 2015 10:42 PM (lGbfG)

211 Ben isn't this something to give congress more oversight of trade agreements?

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2015 10:42 PM (JdEZJ)

212 Well, Dersh thinks the charges are bullshit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 10:42 PM (oVJmc)

213 Hillary giving herself the finger....

(Third pic down.)

http://tinyurl.com/prj2wen

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 01, 2015 10:43 PM (R8h28)

214 Scotch and a cigar makes a lot of situations more bearable. Good scotch and a good cigar makes most situations more bearable.

Good scotch, a good cigar and playoff hockey...I could care less what happens in Baltimore or Chicago or Seattle tonight.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2015 10:45 PM (60Vyp)

215 freaked- No it takes all authority away from congress and gives Obama the power to fast-track all trade agreements , that will subjected to an international panel . The American taxpayer will be liable for all of these programs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:45 PM (eKxgZ)

216 present

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 01, 2015 10:47 PM (FP/K3)

217 whew

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 01, 2015 10:48 PM (FP/K3)

218 Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 10:40 PM (eKxgZ)

****

Ben- don't read too much into my comment. I was just remarking on the irony of using the phrase "all in" when apparently it was a conditional position. Nothing more than that.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 01, 2015 10:53 PM (mvenn)

219
sup fagz

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2015 10:56 PM (7CyjY)

220
Kermit's finger!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2015 10:57 PM (7CyjY)

221
What?

I thought we were doing pnchlines.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2015 10:58 PM (7CyjY)

222 Muldoon- Sorry, don't mean to be so short but I was blindsided by him looking for a compromise on American sovereignty.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2015 11:02 PM (eKxgZ)

223 No problem. I think everyone is struggling to make sense of things.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at May 01, 2015 11:09 PM (mvenn)

224 Bullseye.

The devil really is in the details.

Too bad there isn't an opposition party with equal skill.

On a personal level, I need to learn this skill. It is like using the force. I'd be bigger than Bill Brasky.

Posted by: i like anchors at May 02, 2015 12:28 AM (6E2VN)

225 Critics say Hitler doesn't like Joos.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 02, 2015 08:58 AM (2t7UH)

226 The parties are the same, eh?

Posted by: Mister Magic at May 02, 2015 10:41 AM (nbgPm)

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