The Left Is Very Serious and You Should Take Them Serious. Seriously.

I don't want to say it's all about the tampons for today's brave Wealthy White Woman feminists, but I think it's fair to say it's 75-80% about tampons.

In the Huffington Post's new Sports for Gurlz (TM) section, they have an important SJW update about the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight that their gay best friends' fathers will be watching. Though Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is known wife-beater, Manuel Pacquiao, who is a congressman (!) in the Philippines who's opposed to state funding for birth control, so, you know: Just as bad.

Seriously how fucking weak is it at that this is what they're bringing to the table? It continues to be nothing but tampons and birth control and gynies.

In some good news the SJWs had nothing at all to do with, the Nigerian army claims -- claims -- that they have liberated 234 kidnapped women and children from Boko Haram, shortly after 500 other prisoners were liberated.

But don't get too excited -- 2000 women and children have been taken prisoner by Boko Haram in recent years. It is unknown if any of the the girls captured in the Chibok raid (those of the short-lived Obama #BringBackOurGirls Humanitarian Hashtag) are among those recently freed.

Oh, and I have some good news, and some bad news.

First, the good news. This dog:

Now the bad news: This dog has been accused of Rape at Oberlin.

PS, Bill Nye has a question he'd like to ask.

@AceofSpadesHQ @JohnEkdahl @TheH2 Gotcha covered. pic.twitter.com/KMgXQvxOr1
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 2, 2015

Open thread.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM

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1
Peanuts! Get your peanuts!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:34 PM (St6BJ)

2 Don't forget the binders!

Posted by: Feminists for Hillary! at May 01, 2015 07:35 PM (0Ew3K)

3 So close!

Posted by: wanted to be close to first at May 01, 2015 07:36 PM (6E2VN)

4 That kid's a lot smarter than I was at his age. Next week, he knows whom to hit on, and they'll feel they owe him.

Posted by: George LeS at May 01, 2015 07:36 PM (mpZYi)

5 Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Posted by: Emperor Gynietine at May 01, 2015 07:36 PM (G4aHK)

6 They're to be mocked and laughed at. Too bad they have such influence with dumbasses.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 07:37 PM (XAFOu)

7 Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think we give a shit.

Posted by: Cassanova Jones at May 01, 2015 07:37 PM (6E2VN)

8 What's all this I hear about women and tarpons?

Posted by: Emily Litella at May 01, 2015 07:37 PM (rwI+c)

9 Sounds like Rush's Whacko Environmental Football Picks.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

10
So, as my friend tells his feminist daughter and friends (Columbia U!), "your willing to allow yourself to be a cum-dumpster for any guy that comes along - and let him off the hook completely - so long as you get free birth control."

Their heads explode as they have no response.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (St6BJ)

11 Open Thread? Can Machines for sale come back and advertise on a Open Thread?

How about Lace Wigs? Come on Ace I want my Steel Doors back!!!

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (91eZY)

12 I like boxing and I used to watch it quite a lot when I worked at a cable company and didn't have to pay to watch it. Never did I ever watch it with my lady parts, though.

Posted by: huerfano at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (bynk/)

13
Look at the beauty:

http://goo.gl/fLLbhI

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 07:39 PM (iQIUe)

14 "But even after considering all that, to root for team Pac-Man for any sort of pro-woman reasons wouldn't be justified either."

When did they include women's issues on Tale Of The Tape?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 07:39 PM (XAFOu)

15 I saw Wealthy White Women perform their hit single "All About The Tampons" at the Merriwether/Pacquino Pavilion last summer...

Aww, forget it.

Posted by: Felonious Monk at May 01, 2015 07:39 PM (3jhA0)

16 The Redskins capture Preston Smith.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:39 PM (rwI+c)

17 Jeez, wifey is almost 2 hours late. That fish won't cook itself. Oh, wait. Maybe it will . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:39 PM (St6BJ)

18 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (St6BJ)

He says that to his DAUGHTER?

yikes.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (AkOaV)

19 I'd watch Merryweather / Reid.

Oh wait... it's probable we all already did.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (Rxqe9)

20 Hashtags work.

#ItsScience

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (2AlPN)

21 Never did I ever watch it with my lady parts, though.

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Big Gynie at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (G4aHK)

22 Seriously how fucking weak is it at that this is what they're bringing to the table? It continues to be nothing but tampons and birth control and gynies.

You might say their thinking is...

Cramped.

*BONG RIP*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (KhFZp)

23 And F Michael Baden. Didn't he show his ass with Tray Tray?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (XAFOu)

24
So, maybe Melissa Harris Perry will wear the tampon earrings and each boxer can train on opposite sides of her head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)

25 18 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (St6BJ)

He says that to his DAUGHTER?

yikes.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 07:40 PM (AkOaV)

He says "human toilet." I took poetic license.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)

26 The left drives me crazy with their solutions to problems:

hashtags
we must bring awareness
petitions
demands, i.e, we demand this! we demand that!

They are all such special snowflakes...

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

27 Never did I ever watch it with my lady parts, though.

Call me. My man parts are destined for an organic, free range, sustainable planet-friendly disposal.

Posted by: BruceLynn Jenner at May 01, 2015 07:42 PM (xQX/f)

28 Eddie Goldman to Chicago.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:42 PM (rwI+c)

29 26 The left drives me crazy with their solutions to problems:

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 07:42 PM (iQIUe)

Funny considering they cause 100% of all the problems in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:43 PM (St6BJ)

30 Well, it's only fair.

Men have been accused of thinking with their dick, so it's only fair that women think with their . . uh, you know, that thing down there.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at May 01, 2015 07:43 PM (x1Sa5)

31 Garcia's goal of making periods a little less taboo is a good one.

Just shoot me now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 07:43 PM (2AlPN)

32 **cough**Mayweather**cough**

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2015 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

33 Off to pick up pizza. Good chance they'll F my order up like the last three times.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 07:43 PM (XAFOu)

34 1
Peanuts! Get your peanuts!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:34 PM (St6BJ)

I am NOT licking that monkey's anus.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (mx5oN)

35 28 Eddie Goldman to Chicago.
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:42 PM (rwI+c)

A Joo?! In the finest tradition of Crazy Legs Hirsch and Sid Luckman.

And of course, Buckets Goldenberg!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (St6BJ)

36 Men have been accused of thinking with their dick, so it's only fair that women think with their . . uh, you know, that thing down there.

Ooooh. Yuuuuuuuuuckkk!!!!!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (2AlPN)

37 He says "human toilet." I took poetic license.

If he's German, "human toilet" is far far worse than "cum dumpster".

Posted by: wooga at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (dv8nZ)

38 The left drives me crazy with their solutions to problems:

hashtags
we must bring awareness
petitions
demands, i.e, we demand this! we demand that!

They are all such special snowflakes...
Posted by: Bruce J.

I heard someone say that they signed an online petition demanding North Korea do something SJW-y or stop doing something triggering or some shit. I laughed so hard I damn near gave myself a hernia.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (5dHYY)

39 MOON PADS

Posted by: 2 x 4 at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (/ODk4)

40 34 I am NOT licking that monkey's anus.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (mx5oN)

I think you have to suck it to get the peanut. Or the fistula.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (St6BJ)

41 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:41 PM (St6BJ)

Ha, oh okay.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (AkOaV)

42 I'm Going to need the grade A double wide from that kid-with wings. The C-5 special.

Posted by: Hillary's talking pant suit at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (RJMhd)

43 37 He says "human toilet." I took poetic license.

If he's German, "human toilet" is far far worse than "cum dumpster".
Posted by: wooga at May 01, 2015 07:44 PM (dv8nZ)

Sicilian. But what is it in German?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (St6BJ)

44 Did anyone notice that the sidebar selfie arm is being offered for the LOW price of $6,200 each.

PT Barnum was a piker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (ynQIy)

45 It continues to be nothing but tampons and birth control and gynies

Oh bloody hell...

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (et5qN)

46 Why Tampons?

Shouldn't they be called Tamp-ins?

Posted by: Garrett at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (/ODk4)

47 These ladies sure make women seem pathetic. Suck it up, buttercups.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (v/2zq)

48 I am NOT licking that monkey's anus.

Posted by: Insomniac

Seriously, which veterinarian textbook first covered this topic?

Problem: Legumes and gastrointestinal blockage in primates
Solution: Apply tongue, human, for long period of time.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

49 Seriously, which veterinarian textbook first covered this topic?

Problem: Legumes and gastrointestinal blockage in primates
Solution: Apply tongue, human, for long period of time.
Posted by: pep

We teach that in kindergarten now.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings, "Safe" Schools Czar at May 01, 2015 07:47 PM (5dHYY)

50 Meriwether vs Pocahontas?

Posted by: skim-reading guy at May 01, 2015 07:47 PM (3/vhN)

51 #BaltimoreRiots Teen Thanks Mom, while American U Prof calls her Mammie

http://tinyurl.com/p72zqjd

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

52 Seriously, which veterinarian textbook first covered this topic?

Problem: Legumes and gastrointestinal blockage in primates
Solution: Apply tongue, human, for long period of time.

I mean, are there, like, statistics on efficacy and so forth?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2015 07:47 PM (LAe3v)

53 The flower was asking for it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2015 07:48 PM (DL2i+)

54 48 Solution: Apply tongue, human, for long period of time.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

I think it was another gorilla. Sort of like Simian 69. Although Dr. Zira was kind of cute.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:48 PM (St6BJ)

55 Have a great weekend Ace!

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 07:48 PM (XwxKO)

56 44 Did anyone notice that the sidebar selfie arm is being offered for the LOW price of $6,200 each.

PT Barnum was a piker.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (ynQIy)

You could pay an actual person $20 to do the same thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 07:48 PM (mx5oN)

57 "These ladies sure make women seem pathetic. Suck it up, buttercups."

-------------------

Hopefully they won't talk with their mouth full.

Posted by: OTB at May 01, 2015 07:48 PM (ShdUd)

58 Titans snag Dorial Green-Beckham.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:49 PM (rwI+c)

59 "This dog has been accused of Rape at Oberlin"

So, is the b***(used in female dog sense) dragging around a mattress in her teeth yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 07:49 PM (DXzRD)

60
Why Tampons?

Shouldn't they be called Tamp-ins?

Posted by: Garrett at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (/ODk4)

No need to hammer it home.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 07:49 PM (ynQIy)

61 nice kid.
Still won't get him laid though.

Posted by: Danby at May 01, 2015 07:49 PM (S6VIJ)

62 Cat - "I haz hot dogs"

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/selection-du-weekend-138-top.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 07:49 PM (+rW/N)

63 I mean our ancestors crossed the freaking ocean probably while pregnant and caring for 5 other children, 2 of which died of dysentery while settling the wild land, and these bitches are crying about paying $4 a month for a magical pill that keeps you from getting pregnant.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:50 PM (v/2zq)

64
So protests around the world mark International Workers Day. Funny, considering none of these people actually have ever worked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:50 PM (St6BJ)

65 Women in Combat, But Be Nice! GRRRRRRRLPower!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

66 Wasnt some big name actress suppose to cross over into N. Korea and demand unification?

Also, I totally believe that dog is a rapist. I have seen many a dog including puppies nose rape girls.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

67 Pacquaio also thinks homosexuality is immoral. That got him into deep shit a few years back.

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at May 01, 2015 07:51 PM (3F6F8)

68 I liked Women's Studies better when it was Home Economics.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2015 07:51 PM (b4b5c)

69 nice kid.
Still won't get him laid though.
Posted by: Danby

I just have to show her how much more feminist and nicer I am than her jerk boyfriend. That'll get me out of the friend zone.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 01, 2015 07:52 PM (5dHYY)

70 "68 I liked Women's Studies better when it was Home Economics.
"

Thread winner.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:52 PM (v/2zq)

71 I liked Women's Studies better when it was Home Economics.

Sammich 101.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

72 Also, I totally believe that dog is a rapist. I have seen many a dog including puppies nose rape girls.

Ouch! How'd they get the red rocket up the girls' noses in the first place?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 07:52 PM (mx5oN)

73 I think Mike Tyson is also opposed to homosexuality, except in prison.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:52 PM (rwI+c)

74 I liked Women's Studies better when it was Home Economics.

I liked Women's Studies better when it meant sneaking a peek at the old man's copies of Playboy.

Posted by: a different age at May 01, 2015 07:53 PM (3/vhN)

75 If he wants to ingratiate himself with lefties, he should change his name to Pink Floyd MayClimatechange.

Posted by: Rhonda Roussey at May 01, 2015 07:53 PM (3F6F8)

76 I loved ace's one liner that went something like "The sexual revolution is over. Find your own cause."

It seems like millennials are running themselves ragged in order to feel relevant and effective. The competition to achieve Compassion Greatness has gone full blown clown music crazy.

Jenner and Baltimore are the latest fascinating attempts social justice larceny.

Lots of fragile people out there considering their self esteem depends on this shit. Lots and lots of them.

Posted by: some guy who says he loved ace's ___ _____ at May 01, 2015 07:53 PM (6E2VN)

77 That puppies name?

Dominique Strauss Kahn

Posted by: Garrett at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (/ODk4)

78 I want a t-shirt that says 'This is your Trigger Warning.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

79
Wasnt some big name actress suppose to cross over into N. Korea and demand unification?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

Hanoi Jane Fonda

DMZ minefield

Some assembly required

And while I'm indulging impossible fantasies I'd like a pony and a little plastic rocket......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (ynQIy)

80 Cat - "I haz hot dogs"

I scoff at your puny offerings.

Posted by: Unamused Cat at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (0NdlF)

81 I am cereal about boxing.

Posted by: Al Gore at May 01, 2015 07:55 PM (XrHO0)

82 I am cereal about boxing.

Posted by: Al Gore at May 01, 2015 07:55 PM (3F6F8)

83
I want a t-shirt that says 'This is your Trigger Warning.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

Got your trigger warning hangin'

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 07:56 PM (ynQIy)

84 Panthers pick Devin Funchess of Michigan.

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 07:57 PM (rwI+c)

85 So speaking of puppies, we find out tomorrow if we're approved to adopt the little guy in my sig.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:57 PM (v/2zq)

86 Maybe this is the goal for their side, but I'm to the point where I could support every city and town just having a government store where any woman can get her tampon and birth control ration free of charge just so they'll shut the Hell up about these dumb issues.

It's sort like an article I remember reading where the author did some math and figured it would actually cost America less money to give slave reparations at some ridiculous figure than keep up all the entitlements we're giving to blacks year after year.

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 07:58 PM (13G+x)

87 Prepare your gynie for the deflowering!

Posted by: Rapey Puppy at May 01, 2015 07:58 PM (G4aHK)

88 That puppy is adorable. Good luck, Lauren.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 07:58 PM (DXzRD)

89 Actually, the Cameroonian Bataillon d'Intervention Rapide (BIR) is doing most of the heavy fighting against Boko Haram.

The BIR was trained by the Israelis. They don't take prisoners. By all accounts they're as good as the best western special operators.

This little war against Boko Haram is pretty amazing. Niger, Chad, Cameroon, and Benin all teamed up and did in two months what Nigeria couldn't in six years. Boko Haram can only cut throats and murder unarmed civilians. When hit by professional soldiers, they run and/or die.

Since it's African-on-African fighting, the press is steering clear.

The way we'll win the war against Muslim terrorists? Have Africans do all the fighting. The press will be too terrified of being called racists to report on the methods used.

Posted by: Light the Smoking Lamp at May 01, 2015 07:58 PM (ZqGnZ)

90 Too many rapey puppies.

Posted by: Primus at May 01, 2015 07:59 PM (G4aHK)

91 "86 Maybe this is the goal for their side, but I'm to the point where I could support every city and town just having a government store where any woman can get her tampon and birth control ration free of charge just so they'll shut the Hell up about these dumb issues."

But then they'd complain that the government tampons were the cheap ones and the deserved Tampex Pearl.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:59 PM (v/2zq)

92 I liked it better when women could just go in the bathroom, put a quarter in a machine and get a tampon and not expect their friends to have one handy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:00 PM (DXzRD)

93 lol Lauren

Posted by: SMFH at it all at May 01, 2015 08:01 PM (OsWis)

94 But then they'd complain that the government tampons were the cheap ones and the deserved Tampex Pearl.

And that the government didnt send a home health aide around to help with insertion and removal.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 08:01 PM (mx5oN)

95 The way we'll win the war against Muslim terrorists? Have Africans do all the fighting. The press will be too terrified of being called racists to report on the methods used.

Don't go blowing Obama's ME Sunni v Shia strategy just yet please.

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2015 08:01 PM (DL2i+)

96 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2015 08:01 PM (KCxzN)

97 Jalen Collins to Atlanta

Posted by: toby928(C) at May 01, 2015 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

98 We'll never get tampons banned with control of only 2/3 of government.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

99 I was just violated by the neighbor's dog as I was finishing up my run. I had previously thought a snout to the crotch meant "hello".

Posted by: NCKate at May 01, 2015 08:02 PM (DWBxb)

100 Thanks, FS. We have a home visit tomorrow. At least we don't have to get approved through the USCIS.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:02 PM (v/2zq)

101 I'd like to take the Left seriously but I can't keep up with their mercurial priorities. I mean, it's been months since I heard or read anything about how the Washington Redskins must - MUST! - change its name.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2015 08:02 PM (8LT/S)

102 And they called it Puppy Love.

Now it's rape.

Posted by: seamrog at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (JzyEs)

103 I've long understood that today we stand on the shoulders of yesterday's giants.

These millennials seem to have not been exposed to the concept. Or they simply flat out reject it. No respect whatsoever. America was founded on conquest, hate and racism. Etc.

It comes off like, "we even treat menstruation better than our elders and all of their hatey ancestors."

Posted by: i like anchors at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (6E2VN)

104 some guy who says he loved ace's ___ _____

Phrasing, dude. Come on.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (AkOaV)

105 And that the government didnt send a home health aide around to help with insertion and removal.

I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Prince Charles at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (G4aHK)

106 Do they allow tampons in muslim countries?

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (iQIUe)

107 You can get tampons for free. They grow out of Melissa Howard-Perry's ears.

Posted by: MSDNC at May 01, 2015 08:05 PM (XrHO0)

108 I think Carrie showed the proper way to respond to mean girls flinging tampons at you. You could say she blazed a trail . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2015 08:05 PM (JO9+V)

109 Good luck Lauren.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 01, 2015 08:06 PM (+rW/N)

110 I can haz gynie?

Posted by: Rapey Lulz Puppy at May 01, 2015 08:06 PM (G4aHK)

111 And that the government didnt send a home health aide around to help with insertion and removal.

I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: Prince Charles

Leave it to the professionals.

Posted by: Queequeg, tampooner first class at May 01, 2015 08:06 PM (5dHYY)

112 It comes off like, "we even treat menstruation better than our elders and all of their hatey ancestors."

They're changing the world. We ought to respect that, man.

*takes long drag from roach clip*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (2AlPN)

113 And they called it Puppy Love.

Now it's rape.

Posted by: seamrog at May 01, 2015 08:03 PM (JzyEs)

Yes, it's rape.

All men are rapists.

This blog is rape.

The lack of trigger warnings is rape.

You are all rape.

The air is rape.

That flower is LITERALLY rape.

Canola oil is rape.

Posted by: A Feminist SJW at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (7YlUk)

114 I'll say this though, of all the free government shit, I'll happily give my tax dollars for as much free birth control as the Free Shit Army can handle.

I get the whole concept of instilling personal responsibility, but I never have understood why some conservatives get so enraged at the idea of free birth control when an unplanned pregnancy can easily cost the taxpayer well over a million dollars a pop.

I can think of at least 100 things I'd rather see cut first.

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (13G+x)

115 If the government provided tampons they would cost $1200/ea and require a 100 page environmental statement for each one.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

116 Thanks, Anna. I'm a bit worried they'll think we have too many children and run away screaming, but we shall see.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (MYCIw)

117
Ace is such a dog lover, I'm surprised he doesnt have one. I remember in the beginning of this blog, ace had girlfriend, but not anymore. Dogs are babe magnets, Ace.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (iQIUe)

118 "I mean our ancestors crossed the freaking ocean probably while pregnant and caring for 5 other children, 2 of which died of dysentery while settling the wild land, and these bitches are crying about paying $4 a month for a magical pill that keeps you from getting pregnant."
Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 07:50 PM (v/2zq)

That was beautiful. Thank you.

Posted by: some guy who says "That was beautiful. Thank you. at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (6E2VN)

119 Seriously?? No, just no.

Posted by: MLK, Jr. at May 01, 2015 08:09 PM (untxK)

120 "Canola oil is rape."

Ha-ha! It is!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2015 08:09 PM (8LT/S)

121 Three of the six Baltimore police that were charges were Black, including Caesar Goodson.

http://bzfd.it/1GN3jzd

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2015 08:09 PM (7YlUk)

122 OT, mugshots of the 6 charged cops were released.

3 of the cops are black, including the one charged with murder.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2015 08:09 PM (b4b5c)

123 Don't go blowing Obama's ME Sunni v Shia strategy just yet please.

They'll keep on fighting forever. We should let them, but when they attack us, let's send in the Cameroonians just to mess with the heads of the global media.

Or send in the Indians. I saw a video in which Green Berets cross-trained with Indian special forces, and the Americans were stunned.

"Some of these guys have thirty years' combat experience!" one Green Beret said. "I thought we knew everything, but they taught us new ways of doing things."

Posted by: Light the Smoking Lamp at May 01, 2015 08:10 PM (ZqGnZ)

124 So, as my friend tells his feminist daughter and
friends (Columbia U!), "your willing to allow yourself to be a
cum-dumpster for any guy that comes along - and let him off the hook
completely - so long as you get free birth control."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:38 PM (St6BJ).......Wait, *any* guy? Well, let's not be hasty here...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 08:10 PM (bLnSU)

125 "never have understood why some conservatives get so enraged at the idea of free birth control when an unplanned pregnancy can easily cost the taxpayer well over a million dollars a pop."

Because the definition of pregnancy was changed to make hormonal birth control considered a contraceptive instead of an abortificient, but the fact remains that hormonal birth control can alter the lining of the uterus thus causing the newly conceived child to die.

That said, I don't think there's much outcry for medicaid covering birth control The problem is forcing religious employers to cover it. It's the gay wedding cake issue once again.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:10 PM (MYCIw)

126 Heyyyy!!!!!!
Lets leave the canola oil out of this.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2015 08:11 PM (V5YnQ)

127 I dread my birth. Please, God, please take this cup from me.

Posted by: Baltimore Jenner Affleck-Paltrow at May 01, 2015 08:12 PM (6E2VN)

128 122.

Here's the thing blacks don't understand, law enforcement can be assholes to people of any race, and frequently are

I honestly don't think the man's race had ANYTHING to do with what happened, you just had some cops that were probably disrespected and they decided to get even.

The same thing would have happened to a white guy with those cops

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:12 PM (13G+x)

129

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (13G+x)

Yup... if you are taking more money from the Government, than you are paying in, you should get a F'n birth control SHOT every month, at Government expense...

Would probably kill off Planned Parenthood within a Year...

Posted by: BB Wolf at May 01, 2015 08:12 PM (qh617)

130 I honestly don't think the man's race had ANYTHING to do with what
happened, you just had some cops that were probably disrespected and
they decided to get even.

Or maybe there just really was a fuck-up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc)

131 I feel badly for the families of the officers charged. I bet they're all get death treats and threats of arson of their homes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:13 PM (DXzRD)

132 Funny thing about Planned Parenthood. They get oodles of money to distribute birth control, yet they still charge you moer than the local CVS would to buy your pills from them.

And their condoms are rated among the worst.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:15 PM (MYCIw)

133 "Let's leave the canola oil out of this."

Can't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canola

Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2015 08:15 PM (8LT/S)

134 Sicilian. But what is it in German?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 07:45 PM (St6BJ)

I was making a German joke. Germans have an obsession with piss/shit in sexual nature, so a German saying a girl was a "human toilet" implies very nasty things indeed.

And because Germans are white oppressors, I can say that without getting banned from Oberlin.

Posted by: wooga at May 01, 2015 08:15 PM (dv8nZ)

135 I don't think his race had anything to do with it. Whatever happened I think it his "ride" was handled really badly. I think it's just part of the push to federalize Obama's brownshirts-uhh, the police, which as Trivial Pursuer remarked earlier will make things work out much better/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:16 PM (DXzRD)

136 Yeah, he humped my leg. I LIKED IT!
NAMDLA member #117

Posted by: Some Pervert at May 01, 2015 08:16 PM (F0Cog)

137 Free Tampons

No Strings Attached

Posted by: Government Tampons at May 01, 2015 08:16 PM (/ODk4)

138 "The teen told HuffPost that he has no sexist intentions."

rofl.

did he happen to mention is *sex* intentions?

These people are all wet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 01, 2015 08:17 PM (LWu6U)

139
Because the definition of pregnancy was changed
to make hormonal birth control considered a contraceptive instead of an
abortificient, but the fact remains that hormonal birth control can
alter the lining of the uterus thus causing the newly conceived child to
die.

Posted by: Lauren

If that's how you feel, I'm guessing you would like to see almost all "pill" based birth control made illegal?

That's my "fear" is that many Social conservatives do genuinely want to see birth control banned, it's not just a left-wing boogieman.

I can understand somebody not using certain birth control methods for religious reasons but it doesn't need to go beyond a personal decision

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:17 PM (13G+x)

140 Can an employer cite your political beliefs as to why they won't hire you? Can a business owner say "I will not hire conservatives," or "I will not hire liberals?"

Posted by: Dan at May 01, 2015 08:17 PM (COpZ4)

141
I get the whole concept of instilling personal responsibility, but I never have understood why some conservatives get so enraged at the idea of free birth control when an unplanned pregnancy can easily cost the taxpayer well over a million dollars a pop.

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (13G+x)

______________

The thinking goes, you fund free birth control and the next step is free abortions.

I'm for funding both. The fewer unwanted kids the better society will be.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:18 PM (0LHZx)

142
Stop with the freaking conspiracy theories. Cops put up with a lot of shit. This guy was not acting out that much and I dont think any cop felt disrespected. You guys watch too many shitty tv shows. Sheesh!

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:18 PM (iQIUe)

143 Can a business owner say "I will not hire conservatives," or "I will not hire liberals?"

Yep.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:18 PM (2AlPN)

144 140 Can an employer cite your political beliefs as to why they won't hire you? Can a business owner say "I will not hire conservatives," or "I will not hire liberals?"
Posted by: Dan at May 01, 2015 08:17 PM (COpZ4)

__________

Mozilla basically did just that when the CEO was ousted for a political view.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:19 PM (0LHZx)

145 Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:07 PM (13G+x)

What do you think all of that money that goes to Planned Parenthood from our federal govt pays for?

BC is free in any planned parenthood in the country, with no income (or age) verification. And many other "family planning clinic" too.

And its free if you're on medicaid, and no co pay for private insurance.

There is no lack of availability of birth control in this country.

Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 08:20 PM (AkOaV)

146 My other pet peeve is that every murderer on death row is called a political prisoner. These elevated self importance is nonsense.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:20 PM (iQIUe)

147 >> And their condoms are rated among the worst.

Oh yeah, and they murder babies for money too.

Were you expecting ethical business practices? Good customer care programs (well, for the half that live...) a "do no evil" plaque in their waiting room?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 01, 2015 08:20 PM (LWu6U)

148 I've foiled those stupid feminists!

Once my penis and testes are removed, they'll no longer be able to accuse me of being a potential rapist!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 01, 2015 08:20 PM (3F6F8)

149 I think the point was made earlier today that "microaggressions" are just "pet peeves," except when you say "pet peeve" it's *your* problem, and when you say "microaggressions" you're trying to put the problem on someone else.

Going back to the "binders full of women" thing in 2012, it was perhaps the widest scale of the completely unserious responses. Most of the people waving the signs couldn't even explain to you why Romney's attempt to address a lack of women in top positions at the state level meant he was anti-woman.

They just knew someone else shouted it, so they were shouting it too.

The whole campaign was pretty stupid, actually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)

150 freaking conspiracy theories.

What freaking conspiracy theory?

Whatever happened I think this will be used to push for a Federal Police Force. It already has been.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:21 PM (DXzRD)

151 78 I want a t-shirt that says 'This is your Trigger Warning.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

Oh, I like that. Even better: "Consider this your trigger warning." It haz more ominous.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

152
There is no lack of availability of birth control in this country.
Posted by: mynewhandle at May 01, 2015 08:20 PM (AkOaV)

_________

And that's a good thing.

And because birth control is basically free now to a solid majority of WomYns, it's a stupid political move by the right to constantly fight it. There's absolutely zero upside to it.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (0LHZx)

153 There is no lack of availability of birth control in this country.

Posted by: mynewhandle

I agree completely, I just was using hyperbole with the idea of a government 7-11 that hands out birth control just to shut down this idea once and for all.

I want the dregs of society to have rampant infertility.

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (13G+x)

154 Feminists don't seem to mind my rapiness, as long as I keep my attentions confined to their kids.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (XrHO0)

155 Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2

Why did you change your handle, Moo Moo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (DXzRD)

156 Issue resolved. Moo Moo has spoken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (2AlPN)

157 "Cops put up with a lot of shit."

That's true.

You know what else is true?

People put up with a lot of shit from cops.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (8LT/S)

158 What if he heard the outcry as they put him in the van and decided to rough himself up a bit for show?

everyone knows there is money in that. a lot of money, and it appears he was willing to do worse things for money.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (LWu6U)

159 Dang, it seems like half the time I post things go to hell. Maybe that's my fault.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (bLnSU)

160 nothing but tampons and birth control and gynies.

Well to be fair, the gynies have always ranked among the top enfolders of history.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (KG0mU)

161 Why did you change your handle, Moo Moo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:22 PM (DXzRD)

______________

Change is good every now and then, no?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (0LHZx)

162 Why did you change your handle, Moo Moo?

He's curious?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:23 PM (2AlPN)

163
If you are having a BBQ and its going to rain, this is who you call:

http://goo.gl/ZvGDFW

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:24 PM (iQIUe)

164 Tell me more about tampons.

Posted by: Willy Wonka meme at May 01, 2015 08:24 PM (Mn2TM)

165 Why did you change your handle, Moo Moo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****
Apparently Unintelligent Pretentious Douchebag was already taken.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 08:25 PM (F0Cog)

166 So, lady and tampon, or squirrel?
There be tigers, and dragons.

If I did not have canines, I would talk more like a Klingon that needs more translation. More tongue, and such.

Posted by: first and last at May 01, 2015 08:25 PM (o/3Hk)

167 Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016

Considering you loathe Huckabee/Akin as well as social conservatives in general it seems like like a poor choice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:26 PM (DXzRD)

168 Shit, I wouldnt let Bill Nye talk to my dog.

Posted by: Bruce J. at May 01, 2015 08:26 PM (iQIUe)

169 Apparently Unintelligent Pretentious Douchebag was already taken.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 08:25 PM (F0Cog)

Don't be dissin' on the Moo. He makes more money in a week than you and your ancestors have made since the Garden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:26 PM (2AlPN)

170 Why bother with birth control? The magic sperm killers inside the lady parts should be good enough.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:26 PM (0LHZx)

171 "If that's how you feel, "

It's not how I "feel" it's a scientific fact. Hormonal birth control, especially of the progesterone only variety, alters the lining of the uterus as one of their mechanisms of birth control.

While combination pills are better at stopping ovulation, and thus rely on this secondary measure less frequently, there's not any way to know which measure or combination of measures occurred in any given month.

Posted by: Lauren at May 01, 2015 08:27 PM (MYCIw)

172 I demand that photo of the puppy be removed. My field of vision is being occupied without my consent by this image and it is nothing less than rape!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at May 01, 2015 08:27 PM (q20+R)

173 149
Going back to the "binders full of women" thing in 2012, it was perhaps the widest scale of the completely unserious responses. Most of the people waving the signs couldn't even explain to you why Romney's attempt to address a lack of women in top positions at the state level meant he was anti-woman.

They just knew someone else shouted it, so they were shouting it too.

The whole campaign was pretty stupid, actually.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2015 08:21 PM (bLnSU)

I said a couple of weeks ago that "binders full of women" was conflated with "Chinese foot-binding". It was more subliminal than anything, but I definitely got that impression. I can't quite explain it, but it was implied that "binders" was somehow oppressive to women.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2015 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

174 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 08:25 PM (F0Cog)

And

Ipaymoreintaxesyearlythanou'vemadeyourentirelife
wouldn't fit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 08:28 PM (DXzRD)

175 nood racism

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2015 08:28 PM (2AlPN)

176 As far as the big fight goes....Mayweather is a douche and has beaten the shit out of lotsa womYns. But he's a hell of a fighter. Whatchagonadoo?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at May 01, 2015 08:28 PM (0LHZx)

177 It's not how I "feel" it's a scientific fact.
Hormonal birth control, especially of the progesterone only variety,
alters the lining of the uterus as one of their mechanisms of birth
control.

While combination pills are better at stopping ovulation, and thus
rely on this secondary measure less frequently, there's not any way to
know which measure or combination of measures occurred in any given
month.

Posted by: Lauren

I noticed you dodged the question.

Would you like to see hormonal "pill" based birth control made illegal?
Yes or no?

Posted by: Kal at May 01, 2015 08:29 PM (13G+x)

178 Problem: Legumes and gastrointestinal blockage in primates
Solution: Apply tongue, human, for long period of time.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2015 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

"pant, pant, pant...Sorry, ol' buddy, you're gonna die."

Posted by: Just The Punchline at May 01, 2015 08:31 PM (lxWk3)

179 Don't be dissin' on the Moo. He makes more money in a week than you and your ancestors have made since the Garden.

Posted by: Cicero
****
Which proves complete f*ckwitts can get rich.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 01, 2015 08:32 PM (F0Cog)

180 Moo, birth control is part of why we are experiencing demographic suicide. The US and Europe would not be facing the immigration crises they are now if it were otherwise.

But I forgot, you're a Jeb luvin' RINO.

Posted by: Moogaret Sanger Seargent at May 01, 2015 08:38 PM (3F6F8)

181 I agree with Bruce J up at #168 - Bill Nye has no damn business trying to talk about sex to kids given his proven track record of PC inaccuracies WRT climate change.

Posted by: rabidfox at May 01, 2015 08:38 PM (COIkl)

182 I didn't dodge the question,I corrected your flawed premise.

As for banning hormonal birth control, I would not because although the uterine lining issue is foreable, it was not the intent of the pill. I would argue that blocking ovulation is morally neutral.

Others view blocking ovulation itself as inherently immoral so their moral calculation would be different, and those people should not be forced to provide such a product.