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Friday Morning Open Thread

Running late today

Posted by: BenK at 08:15 AM




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1 Thanks!

Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:15 AM (WIUGG)

2 Blessed morning thread!

Posted by: Thankful at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (EQLe+)

3 Helloooo BenK.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (iVjJr)

4 Yah...content!!!



Wait,

WTF.
I pay good money for content, damn it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (VPLuQ)

5 Uno!!!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (JBWvY)

6 Happy Friday

Posted by: SATrose at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (nycWw)

7 Good morning, sunshine!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (1W6Z5)

8 Ok.

Yahtzee!!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (JBWvY)

9 No you did not pay good money for this shitty content free post, but you will eat and like dammit

Posted by: SATrose at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (nycWw)

10 Links are on ONT at 694

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 08:18 AM (wlDny)

11 Gay Days? Yeah, I'm going to Disney World!

Posted by: Pickle Smoochers Everywhere at May 01, 2015 08:18 AM (8W5zZ)

12 Sorry been up since 4am my time - am a bit testy

Posted by: SATrose at May 01, 2015 08:18 AM (nycWw)

13 >>>5 Uno!!!!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:16 AM (JBWvY)

Yeah. Right.

Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:18 AM (WIUGG)

14 I no like a da guy humpin Andy. No makea da pizza for his wedding.

Posted by: Eyetalian Pizza Guy at May 01, 2015 08:18 AM (xQX/f)

15 Ah, that new thread smell.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:19 AM (7ObY1)

16 Humans are such silly creatures.

Posted by: B F Skinner at May 01, 2015 08:19 AM (3F6F8)

17 Happy May1st everyone.

Posted by: HH at May 01, 2015 08:19 AM (Ce4DF)

18 The content rations have been increased from 2,000 words to 3.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 08:19 AM (iVjJr)

19 Hollywood story at post 693 in the ONT.

Vic News Network at 694.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:19 AM (zF6Iw)

20 When the Mexicans finally take over I bet we get a prompt EMT posted.

Of course we won't have a constitutional federal republic anymore but we sort of don't have a that now.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (M+ldm)

21 Friday Morning Open Thread
Running late today



Days of the week at AoSHQ:
Rapey Tuesday
Hump Day
Understatement Friday

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (c7O4R)

22 So liberal friend who is fighting common core for her kids is upset
about Education Secretary Arne Duncan threatening that the Feds might
have to "step in " if too many people opt out and don't comply with the
testing requirements. She links to aYouTube video made by another
liberal Mom even more outraged. In it, she goes on, quite admirably,
about Federal intrusion into our lives and states this is what happens
when the Federal govt . doesn't listen to the people and becomes
oppressive and shows scenes from assorted demonstrations in the past.
Most notable was the King "I have Dream Speech" and shots of civil
rights protesters.

Really? The civil rights movement was in
response to Federal intrusion in our lives ? Of course not. The Federal
govt passed the Civil Rights Act in response to discrimination in the
states. Worse, that law has now been used and abused to grow the power
of the Federal govt beyond anything imaginable at the time and as a
pretext for more govt control in our lives. In particular, it is being
used by Arne Duncan who cited historical racism and civil rights, as a need for Common
Core Testing.

I'm glad these liberal soccer mom's are fighting
Common Core but it would help if they would get their historical facts
straight and understand that it is their political heroes that are
shoving it down their throats. Also, many seem convinced evil corporations are behind this, not a power hungry Federal govt. Shows how deep the brainwashing is in
much of he citizenry.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (1BQGO)

23 Nice to see a few of the "protesters" drop the mask to CNN and admit this has nothing to do with Freddie Gray and everything to do with Commie agitating.

In honor of Int'l Commie Day, no doubt. But at least a few of 'em were being honest for once.



Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (7ObY1)

24 Good morning!

Posted by: Cate at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (LU4H7)

25 " Ok.

Yahtzee!!!!!"

Go Fish!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:21 AM (VPLuQ)

26 You sunk my battleship!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:21 AM (7ObY1)

27 Happy Friday



Posted by: SATrose at May 01, 2015 08:17 AM (nycWw)

Seconded. Headed to the beach tonight. Get some good fried seafood for dinner. Maybe some deviled crabs.

Then golf tournament tomorrow. 75 degrees and crystal clear skies.
Yee-ha!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 08:21 AM (iVjJr)

28 Does the new thread come with a warranty?

Posted by: tbd at May 01, 2015 08:22 AM (jQdD1)

29 DAY 906

557 to go (630 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:22 AM (St6BJ)

30 HAPPY BAD IDEAS THAT KILL PEOPLE DAY

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)

31 Fun Camp will include early morning threads, and participation will be open to all those who make an extra donation.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 08:23 AM (FCsIb)

32
"Felching Peanuts from your Ass."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

33 You knocked my block off!

Posted by: Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots at May 01, 2015 08:23 AM (1W6Z5)

34 " Also, many seem convinced evil corporations are behind this, not a power hungry Federal govt. Shows how deep the brainwashing is in
much of he citizenry."

Tell them it is being funded by the Bush/Haliburton dynasty

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (VPLuQ)

35 20 When the Mexicans finally take over I bet we get a prompt EMT posted.


En Espanol, por favor. Diga con me: quando el Mexicanos take-o over, yo betto nuestros tener uno prompto EBT en el posto.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)

36 On Clinton's age, Republican rivals imply -- but never say -- she's old

(Reuters) - Her campaign barely three weeks old, Hillary Clinton already has been attacked by Republicans on everything from donations to her family's charitable foundation, to her tenure as secretary of state and her ties to Wall Street. But her rivals, and the political action committees that support them, are treading more carefully on one incendiary subject: her age.


.. of course, they know that old Reagan joke about youth and inexperience is just wating for them.

The oldest president to assume office:
1) Ronald Reagan was 69.95 years of age, Jan 20, 1981
Hillary Clinton would be 69.3 years of age, Jan 20, 2017
2) William Henry Harrison was 68.06 years of age, March 4, 1841
Elizabeth Warren would be 67.6 years of age, Jan 20, 2017
3) James Buchanan was 65.86 yeas of age, March 4, 1857

Posted by: H. Rap Brown at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (e8kgV)

37
I'm surprised Bernie Sanders didn't wait a day to announce his candidacy.

The sick thing of it is, he actually has a shot at at least getting nominated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

38 >>>> You knocked my block off!

Sorry
- Hungry Hungry Hippo

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)

39 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (hSlC9)

40 I've got just two words:

http://tinyurl.com/p7h35f6

Megan Fox

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (BZAd3)

41 Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 01, 2015 08:20 AM (1BQGO)
====================

You know, Bill, I was with you all through paragraph one. Cheering you on.

But you should have stopped there, before taking a weird turn. I've said this to you many, many times in the past but I still have hope.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (FCsIb)

42 Yay! Dump!

Posted by: EC at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (cJ1t+)

43 38 Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)


Remove funny bone - "Operation!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)

44 " Does the new thread come with a warranty?"

Three comments, or three minutes, whichever comes first.

Thread contains parts manufactured in China, and assembled in North America

Extended warranty is expensive though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (VPLuQ)

45 Ants in the Pants!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (7ObY1)

46 42 Yay! Dump!
Posted by: EC at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (cJ1t+)


Wait for it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)

47 "Felching Peanuts from your Ass."

From Charles Schultz' little-known "Rule 34" period.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (zF6Iw)

48 >>>Also, many seem convinced evil corporations are behind this, not a power hungry Federal govt. Shows how deep the brainwashing is in

They never wise up to the fact that moar government just worsens the problem of regulatory capture. They probably think another govt agency should be created to "fix" the problem. The siren song of the government fix.

Posted by: B F Skinner at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (cIoI4)

49 In NewLeftFascistAmerica, you get what you want by taking to the streets. No other approach will have an effect.

So where does that leave people like me, who are unalterably opposed to this totalitarian shit?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (8W5zZ)

50 It is against Federal Law to remove the tag from this new thread.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (7ObY1)

51 When the Mexicans finally take over I bet we get a prompt EMT EBT posted.



FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (c7O4R)

52 Happy International Commie Day!

Am I correct that there's no bag limit today?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2015 08:27 AM (h4vJk)

53 Is this the line for content? I was told to go stand in line for content, but I'm not sure I'm in the right place.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:27 AM (JtwS4)

54 Al Sharpton wants to march on Washington to demand Federalization of local law enforcement. What does that mean, exactly? What happens when federal law is different from local law?

and body cams for all police aren't going to show very much when an officer is grappling with a suspect who is resisting. It won't show much when the suspect and an officer are struggling for control of the officer's service weapon, and the camera is pressed up against the suspect's shirt, and the other officers (if any) are standing on the wrong side of the struggle, or involved in a struggle of their own with a second suspect.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (bZBk6)

55 35 En Espanol, por favor.

El no you a smoko.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (SCcgT)

56 From Charles Schultz' little-known "Rule 34" period.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:26 AM (zF6Iw)


Oh, I loved that period! Remember the time Peppermint Patty and Marcie moved to San Francisco so they could be among those who were more accepting of their lifestyle?

And Marcie forgot to pack the Indigo Girls CDs?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

57 One of the reading prompts for a WA state junior year practice test was a passage from Ayn Rand on individualism.

In related news, 100% of juniors at one Seattle HS refused to take the required junior year state test.

Posted by: Far Post at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (J0JeX)

58
Pop-a-matic pops the dice,
Pop a 6 and you move twice!

What was the name of that game??

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (St6BJ)

59 Dunno bout no peanuts

I'm reading about hydrocele surgery and squirming in my chair because I got assigned a kid who just went through that procedure. Fkn Yikes.

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)

60 Happy Commie Day, Horde. I expect we'll get some Socialists on the March in our fair but terminally boned republic today.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (RD7QR)

61 " Does the new thread come with a warranty?"

Three comments, or three minutes, whichever comes first.

Thread contains parts manufactured in China, and assembled in North America

Extended warranty is expensive though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (VPLuQ)



I wish munny get out politicks. Get out now!

Posted by: Your Extended Warranty Comments at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (KUa85)

62 So when Obama's term is over he wants to go back to community organizing?

I figured he'd be slinging burgers and wings at Tallywackers.

Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (UzPAd)

63 Trouble?

Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (tBSrv)

64 56 Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)

In all my born days, I never even considered that. You have scarred me for life and ruined a sweet memory of my childhood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)

65 63 Trouble?
Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (tBSrv)

YES!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)

66 Awwwww, you poor poor thin skinned little bitch.



At an event in Washington's Anacostia neighborhood, SCOAMF was talking about the importance of reading and writing when a student moderator cut him off




http://tinyurl.com/mlp2lsn

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (fWAjv)

67 Pop-a-matic pops the dice,
Pop a 6 and you move twice!
What was the name of that game??


Craps.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:30 AM (c7O4R)

68 Pop-o-matic Trouble, wasn't it?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:30 AM (7ObY1)

69 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 08:25 AM (BZAd3)
=========================

Thank you kind sir! Huma loves Megan, and I love what Huma loves.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2015 08:30 AM (FCsIb)

70 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM

Trouble, I think.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (h4vJk)

71
Chelsee Clinton very byutifull. Like ginko nut in moo goo gai pan.

Posted by: Your Extended Warranty Comments at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (KUa85)

72 Now that we have actual facts in the Freddie Gray death, the media and mob will likely lose interest and look for another fact-free event to let their imaginations (and selves) run wild over...

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

73
Shenanigans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

74 JJ should write a movie script just for Meagan Fox:

"A Beautiful Retard"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (8W5zZ)

75 If Vic's news was posted in the ONT, what's the point of the morning thread? (Just kidding. Probably.)

Glad MP4 posted the H'wood link. Had tracked down Vic's news but hadn't seen that. The early three stooges pic made it worth the hunt.

It's a shiny new, barely-touched month, Morons. MAY it be great for you. (Yes, you SWIDT.)

Posted by: Breakfast of Champions at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (Bd48Y)

76 74 JJ should write a movie script just for Meagan Fox:

"A Beautiful Retard"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (8W5zZ)


Who is she? Then again, I guess your title says it all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)

77 I figured he'd be slinging burgers and wings at Tallywackers.


Slinging polska kielbasa's.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:32 AM (c7O4R)

78 En Espanol, por favor. Diga con me: quando el Mexicanos take-o over, yo betto nuestros tener uno prompto EBT en el posto.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:24 AM (7ObY1)


La nueva conquista del norte iba incluir opresion, discrminacion contra los que son declarados sub-humanos, corrupcion abierta, violaciones de los derechos humanos, y tamales.

Y los tamales son buenos! Arriba la conquista, Mil a#241;os de aztlan!

Posted by: Juan Maccain at May 01, 2015 08:32 AM (t//F+)

79 72 Now that we have actual facts in the Freddie Gray death, the media and mob will likely lose interest and look for another fact-free event to let their imaginations (and selves) run wild over...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

It's all being coordinated from the Justice Department, IMHO. We'll be seeing things like this from here until January 2017. Longer if a Demonrat wins.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 08:32 AM (RD7QR)

80 Mil anos. Unicode no mi serve.

Posted by: Juan Maccain at May 01, 2015 08:33 AM (t//F+)

81 62
So when Obama's term is over he wants to go back to community organizing?


Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2015 08:29 AM (UzPAd)

The only community Obama will be organizing will be the community of 1%er duffers.
Does anybody really think he will go back to a minimum wage job ?

Posted by: H. Rap Brown at May 01, 2015 08:33 AM (e8kgV)

82 52 Happy International Commie Day!

Am I correct that there's no bag limit today?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2015 08:27 AM (h4vJk)

Using surplus 7.62x54r to bag a commie puts a smile on my face.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:33 AM (fWAjv)

83
Hiiary! so very wise. Like old snow monkey soak bottom in hot springs. Can walk no walker!

Posted by: Your Extended Warranty Comments at May 01, 2015 08:33 AM (KUa85)

84 Another day, another 'Greece defaulting on debt... again,"

http://tinyurl.com/obwpblz

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM (BZAd3)

85 Yep, Trouble had the pop o matic dice.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM (3C84c)

86
In honor of Freddie Gray:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B6TKClPFQA

Meh, he doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM (St6BJ)

87 It's all being coordinated from the Justice Department, IMHO. We'll be seeing things like this from here until January 2017. Longer if a Demonrat wins.


War of Yanqui Aggression II.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM (c7O4R)

88 Oh, I loved that period! Remember the time Peppermint Patty and Marcie moved to San Francisco so they could be among those who were more accepting of their lifestyle?
And Marcie forgot to pack the Indigo Girls CDs?
Good times, good times.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:28 AM (7ObY1)


Heh.

Little-known Peanuts trivia: "Peppermint" Patty's real name was Patricia Reichhardt. And, even more obscurely, Violet (from the strip's early days) was named "Violet Gray." Schultz used her name only once, as part of a punchline.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM (zF6Iw)

89 In honor of Bad Ideas that Kill People Day:
Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity.

'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love.

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:35 AM (3ZtZW)

90


Ain't nothing said,
'cause Fred is dead . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)

91
It's all being coordinated from the Justice Department, IMHO.


Undoubtedly.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:36 AM (oVJmc)

92
Hey! You no talking!

Your ancestors did crusade.

Bring shame on family!

My son no marry you dotter!

Posted by: Your Extended Warranty Comments at May 01, 2015 08:37 AM (KUa85)

93 So. . .

Obama wants to return to his roots when he leaves office? Empowering the oppressed and teaching poor people how to demand equal treatment from an oppressive federal government? Because some folks have been unfairly treated based on the color of their skin, and their religious belief?

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at May 01, 2015 08:37 AM (bZBk6)

94 Tribute

http://is.gd/6VoUqD

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:37 AM (3ZtZW)

95 91
It's all being coordinated from the Justice Department, IMHO.

Undoubtedly.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:36 AM (oVJmc)



The Justice Department today is like the Fire Department in "Farenheit 451."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:37 AM (St6BJ)

96

Don't be misled,
just think of Fred . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ)

97 It's all being coordinated from the Justice Department, IMHO.


Undoubtedly.



Indubitably.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:38 AM (c7O4R)

98 Little-known Peanuts trivia: "Peppermint" Patty's real name was Patricia Reichhardt. And, even more obscurely, Violet (from the strip's early days) was named "Violet Gray." Schultz used her name only once, as part of a punchline.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:34 AM


...the things you learn here, everyday

Posted by: Jonas Grumby at May 01, 2015 08:38 AM (hSlC9)

99 I posted this last night in the ONT but in the rush to discuss anal itching problems, I'm not sure anyone saw it. And its good news!

George Soros will have a little less money to throw at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.

http://bloom.bg/1zwGfVT

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)

100 In honor of Bad Ideas that Kill People Day:

Now you've got me thinking Scankles should use "Season Of The Witch" as her campaign song.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (zF6Iw)

101 It was muffled, but I'm pretty sure God said: "John, I want you to be a golf pro."

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (7ObY1)

102 What kind of temper tantrum are the Israelis in for over this:

http://tinyurl.com/og8tx7q

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (BZAd3)

103
Justice Department just ass.

Posted by: Your Extended Warranty Comments at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (KUa85)

104 99 Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)


Attorney General Trey Gowdy will be on it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:40 AM (St6BJ)

105 It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by
the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.


Presidential pardon first, or death?

Either way, he'll skate.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:40 AM (oVJmc)

106 ...the things you learn here, everyday

Posted by: Jonas Grumby at May 01, 2015 08:38 AM (hSlC9)


I know, right?

Posted by: Professor Roy Hinkley at May 01, 2015 08:40 AM (zF6Iw)

107 108!!

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 08:41 AM (oo88B)

108 ....crap

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 08:41 AM (oo88B)

109 ....crap

Posted by: Ruth at May 01, 2015 08:41 AM (oo88B)

110 George Soros will have a little less money to throw at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.

http://bloom.bg/1zwGfVT
Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)

US IRS going after him or another country? If the US....good luck. He would be considered more equal than others.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:42 AM (fWAjv)

111 At least Pigpen went on to play organ for The Dead before his untimely demise.

Well, Charlie and Linus never made anything of themselves.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

112 George Soros will have a little less money to throw
at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been
"deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill
is coming due soon. It's a whopper.



http://bloom.bg/1zwGfVT
Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:39 AM (FCsIb)


Nah, he will just collapse the dollar and pay it off in monopoly money. Probably pay it off in Argentine Pesos at a discount because the Feds would be willing to take a harder currency.

Its not like his retirement and business depends on the US dollar. Or he hasn't done it before.


Posted by: Juan Maccain at May 01, 2015 08:42 AM (t//F+)

113 Schroeder?

Concert pianist for the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra.

He recently wed his long-time boyfriend and manager. C'mon, we all knew. Why'd you think he paid no attention to Lucy?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

114 >>>George Soros will have a little less money to throw at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.

He should have just parked his yacht in a state with a lower tax instead. Dummy.

Posted by: John Kerry at May 01, 2015 08:44 AM (PtTYB)

115 Will everyone please stop commenting for a minute so justice Ginsburg can post a matching comment number?

Posted by: Antonin Scalia at May 01, 2015 08:44 AM (cIoI4)

116 >>>George Soros will have a little less money to throw at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.


Taxes are only for little people and both our viewers.

Posted by: MSNBC Staff at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (PtTYB)

117 He recently wed his long-time boyfriend and manager. C'mon, we all knew. Why'd you think he paid no attention to Lucy?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:44 AM

I always thought it was coz she was a psychotic bitch.

Posted by: otho at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (tBSrv)

118 Sixth grader tells Obama to STFU:

http://tinyurl.com/ndgjq67

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (BZAd3)

119 Lucy?

Chief blogger at FireDogLake.

Posted by: Professor Roy Hinkley at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (zF6Iw)

120 Yo, y'all.

The daughter is having her tonsils out right now.

I've been nervous about this for months it but now that it's actually happening, I'm just sleepy.

Huh. Didn't know it was possible to use up all your adrenaline...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (SvRtu)

121 117

Posted by: Ruth (sock) at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (WIUGG)

122 Hooray, hooray, the first of May. Outdoor f*cking starts today.

Posted by: Roy at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (fWLrt)

123 94 Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:37 AM (3ZtZW)
============================

Fantastic. Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (FCsIb)

124 >>>George Soros will have a little less money to throw at the destruction of western civilization. It seems he has been "deferring" taxes, something I wish I could do by the way, and the bill is coming due soon. It's a whopper.


Taxes? What's that? An invention of the white patriarchy?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (PtTYB)

125 115 Will everyone please stop commenting for a minute so justice Ginsburg can post a matching comment number?
Posted by: Antonin Scalia at May 01, 2015 08:44 AM (cIoI4)

Bah. I'm surprised the senile old Commie can go for more than 10 minutes without wandering off like a bag lady.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (RD7QR)

126 Since everyone keep mentioning commie day I will repeat #694



Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, May 01, 2015 and is a traditional holiday known as May Day. Originally it was a celebration of spring with dancing around the "May Pole". However in modern times the communists have usurped that celebration with their own version to celebrate the Haymarket Riot in Chicago, which actually occurred on May 4th. Only a communist would celebrate a riot (which they caused BTW by throwing a dynamite bomb at police). I suppose down the road somewhere these black communists who are causing all the modern riots across the nation will pick some traditional holiday to celebrate torching their neighborhoods and looting. Probably call it Hands Up Don't Shoot Day and hold it on July 4th.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (wlDny)

127 Off, science sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

128
Zoe Kravitz takes her kit off in Flaunt magazine:

http://bit.ly/1JFAsk2

Because caring giver.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (JtwS4)

129 Lucy is like Hillary with less charm.

Put 100 pounds on her and she could host The View.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

130 120 Yo, y'all.

The daughter is having her tonsils out right now.

I've been nervous about this for months it but now that it's actually happening, I'm just sleepy.

Huh. Didn't know it was possible to use up all your adrenaline...
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2015 08:45 AM (SvRtu)


Are you sure the evil greedy doctors didn't take them out just to steal your money?

Seriously, get some rest. And lots of ice cream for the kid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:47 AM (St6BJ)

131
Schroeder?

Concert pianist for the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra.


And simultaneously not concert pianist for the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:48 AM (JtwS4)

132 128
Zoe Kravitz takes her kit off in Flaunt magazine:

http://bit.ly/1JFAsk2

Because caring giver.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (JtwS4)

Company firewall blocks it so it must be good.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 08:48 AM (RD7QR)

133 32
"Felching Peanuts from your Ass."

------------------

In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 01, 2015 08:48 AM (vd4oB)

134 Don't stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: Schroeder at May 01, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)

135 May 1st. A former co-worker used to exclaim on this calendar date, "Hey, hey, it's the first of May. Outdoor sex starts today!" Which was really odd considering the advanced age of thr gentleman. I guess you never know.

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 08:49 AM (FviSe)

136 C'mon, we all knew. Why'd you think he paid no attention to Lucy?


Pigpen?
Ace's current hobo target.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:49 AM (c7O4R)

137 Snoopy changed his name to Dinner #2 at the Ho Lee Dung Korean restaurant.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 01, 2015 08:49 AM (PtTYB)

138 Lucy died.

Dog germs.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

139 "Outdoor f*cking starts today."


I didn't realize there was a season.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (B451F)

140 128 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:46 AM (JtwS4)
=========================

Oh yes, today is going to be a very good day.

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (FCsIb)

141 Well by tradition it is about outdoor sex. The may pole was a giant phallic symbol that the girls danced around to assure good crops and fertility.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (wlDny)

142 Ain't nothing said,
'cause Fred is dead . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2015 08:36 AM


So's Zed.
At least that's what they said...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (h4vJk)

143 At the gym last night there was a guy freestyling over in the abs section. Pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Lea at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (lIU4e)

144 Company firewall blocks it so it must be good.
Posted by: joncelli



Meh.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (c7O4R)

145 Well, tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby, and also some sort of huge boxing event.

And May is historically the worst month for tornadoes in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: HH at May 01, 2015 08:51 AM (Ce4DF)

146 135 May 1st. A former co-worker used to exclaim on this calendar date, "Hey, hey, it's the first of May. Outdoor sex starts today!" Which was really odd considering the advanced age of thr gentleman. I guess you never know.

-----------------

Also something that Harry Reid has been muttering to himself in his hunting van lately. Allegedly. According to anonymous sources.

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 01, 2015 08:52 AM (vd4oB)

147
Company firewall blocks it so it must be good.

Firewall might let you through to where I found the link, in a Krautish tabloid. The pictures are in English.



http://bit.ly/1KzJoVR

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

148 So's Zed.
At least that's what they said...



Fred Zed is dead? Say it isn't so!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:52 AM (c7O4R)

149 Well, stupid gun laws will get you this...


http://tinyurl.com/pnhskk9

'Baltimore Batman' Uses Machete and Mask to Protect Business From Looters
-----

Woodyard estimates that he kept close to 50 looters from entering the establishment throughout the riots.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

150 First of May:

http://tinyurl.com/7gz9tnw

Posted by: GMan at May 01, 2015 08:53 AM (sxq57)

151 Thread contains parts manufactured in China, and assembled in North America.
Extended warranty is expensive though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Choking hazard.

Posted by: Breakfast of Champions at May 01, 2015 08:53 AM (Bd48Y)

152 Don't worry, J.J., it's just your tax dollars paying for her surgery, not my money!



Perhaps I need to work on my comforting skills...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2015 08:53 AM (SvRtu)

153 The US Navy is accompanying US flagged vessels through the Straits of Hormuz. Maersk and Rickmers are telling the Iranians that they are just the leasing companies and do not own Maersk Tigris (they lease it from an investment group) so go complain to the actual owners. The Iranians claim that they are holding the ship until a court judgment is paid.

So - complicated.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet validates insecurities, hang-ups, neuroses, and parking! at May 01, 2015 08:54 AM (hLRSq)

154 "Outdoor f*cking starts today."
I didn't realize there was a season.


To everything there is a season.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 08:54 AM (c7O4R)

155 >>> I didn't realize there was a season.

To *everything*, man

Posted by: Bigby's Finger Pointing to the Future at May 01, 2015 08:54 AM (3ZtZW)

156 122, Hooray, hooray, the first of May. Outdoor f*cking starts today.
Posted by: Roy


Gee whiz Roy, you sound just like a guy named Jerry.

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 08:54 AM (xrURQ)

157 "Outdoor f*cking starts today."

Sunscreen futures up.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

158 Meh,a bit of ass cleavage.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 08:55 AM (mGBKM)

159 Today is a commie holiday,no?

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (mGBKM)

160 The outdoor f*)king thing is from a song by Jonathan Coulton (who the Gaming Morons would know as the guy who wrote the song at the end of portal).

Posted by: GMan at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (sxq57)

161 Obama will take it easy today.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (mGBKM)

162 135 May 1st. A former co-worker used to exclaim on this calendar date, "Hey, hey, it's the first of May. Outdoor sex starts today!"
by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at May 01, 2015 08:49 AM (FviSe)
========================

My friend's father, Harry, used to say ".....outdoor fucking starts today!" which made a strong impression on all the adolescents in the neighborhood. What a great guy. In those days I half-thought that really was the point of the celebration.

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (FCsIb)

163 "Today is a commie holiday,no?"


Da, da......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (B451F)

164 Hillary! has won the coveted Larry Flynt endorsement.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (p+NPl)

165 Hillary! has won the coveted Larry Flynt endorsement.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (p+NPl)

166 161 Obama will take it easy today.
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 08:56 AM (mGBKM)

Odd, he usually takes it hard.

(The veal you must try. Yes.)

Posted by: Shecky Yoda at May 01, 2015 08:57 AM (RD7QR)

167 >>>"Hey, hey, it's the first of May. Outdoor sex starts today!"
Also
It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May!

Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:58 AM (WIUGG)

168 Dollars to donuts Zookeeper Zhang appears on a very special episode of "Girls".

Posted by: bananaDream at May 01, 2015 08:58 AM (j8aRL)

169 158 Meh,a bit of ass cleavage.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 08:55 AM (mGBKM)
===================

Did you miss the other five pictures? She's a beautiful woman.

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 08:58 AM (FCsIb)

170 Firewall might let you through to where I found the link, in a Krautish tabloid. The pictures are in English.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

Aren't women suppose to have boobehs?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 01, 2015 08:58 AM (S+el1)

171 Shermy was so traumatized by being dumped from Peanuts, he turned to drugs and was found dead of an overdose in a Lower East Side tenement hallway in 1965.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

172 EVERY day is Commie Day in Obama's transformed America.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

173 >>>"Hey, hey, it's the first of May. Outdoor sex starts today!"
Also
It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May!

Posted by: m at May 01, 2015 08:58 AM (WIUGG)

What is this "sex" of which you speak?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 01, 2015 09:00 AM (S+el1)

174 Here's some wonky goodness: Jim Gerghaty interviewing Marco Rubio for NR Institute:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/kswszyf

Posted by: Shecky Yoda at May 01, 2015 09:00 AM (RD7QR)

175 Off Borscht Belt alien sock.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 09:01 AM (RD7QR)

176 Surprised no one has mentioned "The Lusty Month of May" from Camelot yet. Although, frankly, Julie Andrews is not exactly the first person one thinks of when lust comes to mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 09:01 AM (zF6Iw)

177 We had joy
We had fun
We had Lucy in the sun.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at May 01, 2015 09:01 AM (p+NPl)

178 Well, if there aren't any riots, zombies, or high speed car chases on Fox, then I'm going back to sleep.

Posted by: Lyle Doughton at May 01, 2015 09:01 AM (bZBk6)

179 169 I guess I did,scrolled down and only saw the one.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:01 AM (mGBKM)

180 10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
10:55 am || Holds a roundtable with persecuted journalists to mark World Press Freedom Day; Roosevelt Room

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

181 Shermy was so traumatized by being dumped from Peanuts, he turned to drugs and was found dead of an overdose in a Lower East Side tenement hallway in 1965.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 01, 2015 08:59 AM (7ObY1)


Shermy was always my favorite character in Peanuts, but once Schultz had Schroeder and Linus to act as foils to Charlie Brown, he got phased out of the strip, being little more than an occasional straight man.

IMO, the strip jumped the shark when Snoopy began walking on his hind legs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 09:03 AM (zF6Iw)

182 "Choking hazard."

High levels of lead in the e-ink inPixieware

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:03 AM (VPLuQ)

183 Sharp eyes missed the whole "View Gallery" thing.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:03 AM (mGBKM)

184 Days of the week at AoSHQ:
Rapey Tuesday
Hump Day
Understatement Friday

Caterday Saturday
Katerday Thursday

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2015 09:03 AM (brIR5)

185 180 10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
10:55 am || Holds a roundtable with persecuted journalists to mark World Press Freedom Day; Roosevelt Room
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

11:30 am || Ditches the journalists, goes to watch ESPN draft day coverage

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 09:03 AM (RD7QR)

186 There is no more noble endeavor than to shoot communists in May.

Posted by: 7.62 x 51 at May 01, 2015 09:04 AM (oNzCd)

187 monday? sunday?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2015 09:05 AM (0O7c5)

188 10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing

10:55 am || Holds a roundtable with persecuted journalists to mark World Press Freedom Day; Roosevelt Room

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

So he's finally going to have a word with James Rosen?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 01, 2015 09:05 AM (iVjJr)

189 There is no more noble endeavor than to shoot communists in May .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)

190 Also, many seem convinced evil corporations are behind this, not a power
hungry Federal govt. Shows how deep the brainwashing is in

much of he citizenry.


The Feral Government and the Evil Corporations are pretty much one happy progressive tyrannical team these days.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 01, 2015 09:05 AM (vmbyM)

191 Speaking of May Day chicks, George Clooney's sister in law is pretty outstanding.

http://dailym.ai/1Apgj9q

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 09:06 AM (FCsIb)

192 6th grade student tells Obama droning on about speeches, "I think you're covered everything." Congratulations student! To Obama's credit he actually seems normal with kids. The parents of the kid might be getting a call from the IRS, however.

http://tinyurl.com/kwxbe9o

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 09:06 AM (DXzRD)

193 Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday...

Posted by: Apollonia at May 01, 2015 09:07 AM (iVjJr)

194
What is this "sex" of which you speak?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 01, 2015 09:00 AM (S+el1)







In before the "oh, you must be married" jokes!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 09:07 AM (Txrlv)

195 Sally.
Snoopy.
Peanut butter.
Some assembly required.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)

196 Did someone say Israeli temper Tantrum?

http://tinyurl.com/m35us5h

Could this be it?

Posted by: Luap Nor's last brain cell at May 01, 2015 09:08 AM (Vyg9x)

197 Yeah,Presidential daily briefing my ass.
"Put it on my Ipad and I'll read it later"

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:08 AM (mGBKM)

198 Zoe Kravitz takes her kit off in Flaunt magazine:

http://bit.ly/1JFAsk2


She looks a lot better there than she did on 'Bewitched.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at May 01, 2015 09:08 AM (oVJmc)

199 191 Speaking of May Day chicks, George Clooney's sister in law is pretty outstanding.

http://dailym.ai/1Apgj9q

Posted by: MTF at May 01, 2015 09:06 AM (FCsIb)

That's a man baby

(looks good, just got a serious tranny vibe in the leather jacket pics)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)

200
There is no more noble endeavor than to shoot communists in May.

Posted by: 7.62 x 51 at May 01, 2015 09:04 AM (oNzCd)






.....with their own ammo.

Posted by: 7.62 x 54r at May 01, 2015 09:09 AM (Txrlv)

201 And I liked this comment following the clip:

If anyone was in doubt as to whether Barry's smarter than a sixth grader....,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2015 09:10 AM (DXzRD)

202 TCM had a movie last night with Elizabeth Montgomery from 1963.She was smoking hot.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:10 AM (mGBKM)

203 the baltimore coroner can't tell the different between a wound caused by a bolt and a surgical cut? or was the spinal surgery claim not true?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2015 09:11 AM (0O7c5)

204 Holds a roundtable with persecuted journalists to mark World Press Freedom Day; Roosevelt Room

There are a lot of "journalists" in this country who could stand some good, hard persecution.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

205 202 TCM had a movie last night with Elizabeth Montgomery from 1963.She was smoking hot.
Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:10 AM (mGBKM)

And later she was seriously MILFy. Just a beautiful woman throughout her life.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 09:14 AM (RD7QR)

206 "The Feral Government and the Evil Corporations are pretty much one happy progressive tyrannical team these days."

Hey--it's not fascism when we do it.
/

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 09:15 AM (8W5zZ)

207 205 Yeah,she died relatively young ,unfortunately.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:16 AM (mGBKM)

208
At the gym. I'm tired and weak today.
Place is half full.
A few girls, nothing great.

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 09:16 AM (1BhJn)

209 the Baltimore coroner can't tell the different between a wound caused by a bolt and a surgical cut? or was the spinal surgery claim not true?
Posted by: phoenixgirl



Thinking not true. Supposedly an uncredited rumor that people ran with.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 09:16 AM (c7O4R)

210 Ditching fine Sicilian sock.

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 09:16 AM (iVjJr)

211 OMG tooo funny.

http://tinyurl.com/pmx6ms7

Posted by: wrg500 at May 01, 2015 09:17 AM (S+el1)

212 At the gym. I'm tired and weak today.
Place is half full.
A few girls, nothing great.



Planet Fitness haiku.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 09:17 AM (c7O4R)

213 The may pole was a giant phallic symbol that the girls danced around to assure good crops and fertility.

You can dance if you want to....

Posted by: Fox2! at May 01, 2015 09:17 AM (brIR5)

214 Freddy Gray spinal surgery claim was generated on the internets and not based on any evidence. Speculation gone wild.

Posted by: 7.62 x 51 1/3 at May 01, 2015 09:18 AM (oNzCd)

215 When a member of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's security detail left his Glock and magazine stuffed in the toilet seat cover holder of a Capitol Visitor Center bathroom stall, a CVC worker found the gun, according to a source familiar with the Jan. 29 incident and two other disturbing instances when Capitol Police left loaded firearms in problematic places.

A 7- or 8-year-old child visiting the Capitol with his parents found the next loaded Glock lost by a dignitary protection officer, according to the source. A member of the security detail for John A. Boehner, R-Ohio, allegedly left the firearm in the bathroom of the Speaker's Suite on March 24.


http://tinyurl.com/l8h27ym



Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

216 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

217 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

218 215 So,their security is as competent as they are?

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (mGBKM)

219
or was the spinal surgery claim not true?

Not true.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (JtwS4)

220
Kinda haikuish. Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (1BhJn)

221 TCM had a movie last night with Elizabeth Montgomery from 1963.

I see your Samantha and raise you one Julie Newmar as Catwoman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (659DL)

222 (The veal you must try. Yes.)
Posted by: Shecky Yoda

very well done;

Posted by: Medium Rare at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (Bd48Y)

223 TCM had a movie last night with Elizabeth Montgomery from 1963.She was smoking hot.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:10 AM (mGBKM)


Too bad she was also a hard-left moonbat.

Was the movie Johnny Cool? That's got a great Billy May soundtrack.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)

224 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

So they don't want *us* to have them because *they* can't be trusted with them.

Makes total sense.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

225 212 At the gym. I'm tired and weak today.
Place is half full.
A few girls, nothing great.



Planet Fitness haiku.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 09:17 AM (c7O4R)

50 50 if they are 'girls' though

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

226 Makes total sense.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

The only ones!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

227 I see your Samantha and raise you one Julie Newmar as Catwoman.

Please excuse me, as I must retire to my bunk-room, that I may properly assess the merit of this comparison.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 01, 2015 09:21 AM (DT3rQ)

228 Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 01, 2015 09:21 AM (8W5zZ)

229 Since it's like the 12th time for this story -

http://tinyurl.com/m2pozvk

I hope this time's the charm.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

230 I see your Samantha and raise you one Julie Newmar as Catwoman.

Ann Margret FTW

Posted by: wrg500 at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (S+el1)

231 223 Yes.Heck of a cast in that one.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (mGBKM)

232 "# 111 At least Pigpen went on to play organ for The Dead before his untimely demise.

Well, Charlie and Linus never made anything of themselves.
Ahem - Linus never made anything of himself? I guess you must not be an IT guy if you've never heard of the operating system he created.

Charlie Brown - well- what did you expect? Last I heard he was working in a Call Center fielding complaints.

Posted by: Lokki at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (a5F9g)

233 I think there are topless pics of Julie Newmar....

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:23 AM (mGBKM)

234 229 Since it's like the 12th time for this story -

http://tinyurl.com/m2pozvk

I hope this time's the charm.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

Fucker won't die. We need to find his wheelchair and bomb it.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at May 01, 2015 09:23 AM (RD7QR)

235 I also saw a picture somewhere of a topless girl reputed to be Montgomery.

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:23 AM (mGBKM)

236 Girl is in recovery. All is well.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2015 09:23 AM (SvRtu)

237
I'm at a chain called Workout World ( WOW).
It's more of a gym than Planet Fitness but only barely.

This place has daycare. Dont get me started...

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 09:24 AM (1BhJn)

238
I think there are topless pics of Julie Newmar....

Posted by: steevy at May 01, 2015 09:23 AM (mGBKM)






OFF TO THE INTERTUBES!!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 09:24 AM (Txrlv)

239 Surgery rumor

http://tinyurl.com/nqmwke5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

240 TCM had a movie last night with Elizabeth Montgomery from 1963.



I see your Samantha and raise you one Julie Newmar as Catwoman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (659DL)

Barbara Eden as Jeannie.
*drops mic.

Posted by: Golfman at May 01, 2015 09:25 AM (iVjJr)

241 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:20 AM (fWAjv)

Seriously. I've never left my weapon somewhere it was not one of a) in my complete and immediate control or b) locked away so that others could not access it.

I know the rules of gun safety.

I can hit center mass of a target out to 25 yards (I'm not going to win any awards or competitions, but if I need to defend myself or my family, I'm at least competent to hit that at which I aim).

My carry weapon (the only one not lost in that tragic boating accident) lives in a gun safe which my children cannot access.

Before said tragic boating accident, my other weapons lived in an even more secure gun safe (there will always be a tradeoff between security and convenience).

Yet there are many who would say I'm not "qualified" to carry a weapon and "only the police should be able to carry guns."

Then sh*t like this happens. Or the cops in CA or NY get in a shootout and hit innocents, or just kind of "spray and pray" in an area.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)

242
Laura Petrie.

/thread

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (1BhJn)

243 Ready for another day of hopeless fecklessness and failure in the face of the advancing Communist wave of corruption and deviancy?

I know I am!

Posted by: GOP at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (ND90G)

244
Average Joe's Gym is totally non-judgemental, you're perfect just the way you are. But if you want to lose some weight, here's some cock to suck by choice.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (Txrlv)

245
And dont say Betty Rubble.

Posted by: Soothsayer, live from Runway 4 at Logan at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (1BhJn)

246 nood
dump

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 01, 2015 09:27 AM (hSlC9)

247
remember when Samamtha and Darren guest starred on THE FLINTSTONES?

They went CAMPING.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at May 01, 2015 09:27 AM (1BhJn)

248 Charlie Brown - well- what did you expect? Last I heard he was working in a Call Center fielding complaints.



For Linus?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2015 09:28 AM (c7O4R)

249 Would you like to contribute 50 ,100, or 500 dollars to help stop the runaway Obama train?

Posted by: GOP at May 01, 2015 09:28 AM (ND90G)

250 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 01, 2015 09:22 AM (BZAd3)

I bet whoever dropped that bomb feels a lot like Red Leader. "Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)

251
Or the cops in CA or NY get in a shootout and hit innocents, or just kind of "spray and pray" in an area.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at May 01, 2015 09:26 AM (kff5f)








There's a line in one of Carl Hiaasen's books on that subject.

"My dear, these policemen are expert marksmen."

"Ma'am, I promise you that most cops couldn't hit the broad side of the SS Norway at ten paces with a bazooka."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2015 09:29 AM (Txrlv)

252 Was the movie Johnny Cool? That's got a great Billy May soundtrack.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 01, 2015 09:19 AM (zF6Iw)


They showed that movie yesterday. All their movies yesterday had "Johnny" in their titles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 01, 2015 09:29 AM (W5DcG)

253 Yet there are many who would say I'm not "qualified" to carry a weapon and "only the police should be able to carry guns."

The only people in this once proud land not worthy and capable of exercising their rights are the people telling everybody else they shouldn't be allowed to exercise theirs.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at May 01, 2015 09:31 AM (DT3rQ)

254 A 7- or 8-year-old child visiting the Capitol with his parents found the next loaded Glock lost by a dignitary protection officer, according to the source. A member of the security detail for John A. Boehner, R-Ohio, allegedly left the firearm in the bathroom of the Speaker's Suite on March 24.


http://tinyurl.com/l8h27ym



Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

There was an incident a while back where the Orlando Police Chief left her service weapon unsecured in her car and got it stolen. But only the cops can be trusted with guns.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 01, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

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