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Goodbye: Britain Bans "Are You Beach Body Ready?" Ads, Citing "Sexism"
Every day in every way feminism becomes more indistinguishable from Islamism -- which also strenuously objects to the uncovered female form.
Britain has of course gesticulated to the hysterical women and their board of advertising standards has now ruled the Protein World ads-- simply featuring a woman in a bikini, like a million other ads (I guess Caribbean resorts won't be able to advertise anymore, either?) -- unclean. A feminist wrote an article in (of course) The Guardian that sparked so much hysteria among the unmedicated neurotics of the feminist movement. In that piece, she likened pictures of women in bikinis to rape, and also, capitalism to rape. Because, as Instapundit said, everything feminists don't like is like rape.Nice mixture of SJW and Marxism here. pic.twitter.com/fEs6HnPFQc
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 30, 2015I'm going to get personal here -- because it's time to get personal. It is pretty obvious what is driving this. Sexually insecure, unattractive women, who feel under-valued in the sexual market, are using simple and brutish strategies to bring down their Higher-Valued Rivals and thus increase, relatively, their own sexual desirability. It's Science.
Nice mixture of SJW and Marxism here. pic.twitter.com/fEs6HnPFQc
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 30, 2015Let Me Make This Clear: I am not one of those idiot men who worship hot women who are obviously out of their league. I am an average-looking guy. I like average-looking women. Very attractive women completely ignore me, which isn't a fun feeling. So I am predipsosed to liking medium-attractive women, and sort of resenting very attractive women, to the extent I think about them at all. But being the underdog -- being the one who is not overly gifted with advantages-- does not give one the right to indulge her Inner Asshole, her Inner Bully, her Inner Narcissistic Monster. And that is what is going on with these Piranha Princesses. They've felt left-out and wallflowerish their whole lives, and now it's time, they think, for some payback. I have sympathy for wallflowers (being one myself, especially so). But I do not have sympathy for narcissistic lunatics and vindictive bitches.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2015 12:02 PM (I+4FK)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 12:02 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (ty633)
Posted by: Lickmuffin at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (YEDvy)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM
Yikes. Now I feel kind of sorry for her.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (AkOaV)
What even???
So, every magazine for women ever is now banned as well, right? Because I've seen basically that exact add on the front cover of half the magazines every month from April to September.
Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: John McCainu at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (pF915)
The key is to make up for the lack of looks by having a great personality and by being "cool."
I'd rather marry a "cool" girl then a "hot" girl, and I think most guys would agree.
But to be unattractive, and a huge bitch out to ruin everyones day?
That's a tough cross to bear... heh.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (CLfqv)
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT,
I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stamps foot, holds breath*
Posted by: Unattractive "female" SJW at April 30, 2015 12:05 PM (8E9QA)
We've honestly reached a point here in the vanishing West where taking good care of yourself is offensive.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2015 12:05 PM (I+4FK)
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 12:05 PM (xjpRj)
When my 14 year old daughter first started having sleep over parties, I was appalled at the lack of manners and decorum (to use some old fashioned words) of her friends, particularly the girls who played soccer. They burped (and thought it was funny), farted on each other, jumped on my furniture, basically acted like what I considered to be badly behaved boys.
Those girls are still a little too "chill" in the manners department for my tastes, but they would never, ever, cry and whine about a "bikini body." Heck, they might be lusting after her too. I'm hoping THOSE girls will save the gender ...
Posted by: the other coyote at April 30, 2015 12:05 PM (yK44T)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2015 12:05 PM (N7Udv)
And again, I think it's REALLY important to note that it's WOMEN who push this unrealistic anorexic photoshopped view of the female body in super market checkout line magazines, not MEN.
So why are women getting pissed at guys and not at other women?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Furious George at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (UlJ3l)
These are terrible, terrible people.
They're just plain mean and rotten and all they live for is to spread their misery and infect others with their hatred.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (bynk/)
I first read that as cavernous.
Okay, carry on with thread.
Posted by: fb at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 12:06 PM (Tj+s6)
I googled her picture.
A gentleman never strikes a lady. But if I have ever seen a face that deserved one good solid smack to the jaw. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 12:07 PM (zF6Iw)
and lacking in all self-reflection and thus incapable in understanding
why they feel the volcanic torrents of black emotion they feel, and
they've pretty much forced us to stop being nice and start being real.
*Ahem*
THIS is why I insist on being naked all the time on my show - I will force my pudgy, tatted body on you specifically to challenge your patriarchal, cis-normative ideas of what constitutes female beauty.
Embrace my fat ass or be called a hater!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 30, 2015 12:07 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Il Padrino at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (HGZNP)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (Sf+do)
That may have been a lie all along; but lordy this new 'feminism' with its weird Victorian fainting couch sensibilities + Islamic phobia of healthy women looking for mates crap is utter rubbish. It is of a piece with the general special snowflakes, refusing to grow up attitudes that are not limited to females but the femi-nazi SJWs are the shrillest segment it seems.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
The solution is clear: blind yourself.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
Well, that's a problem with the UK: they don't have that pesky right to free speech...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 30, 2015 12:08 PM (1hM1d)
Exactly this. The vast majority of people are average or ugly.
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty girl your wife..."
Good on you if you get a hot and cool S/O and can put up with the crazy.
Posted by: fb at April 30, 2015 12:09 PM (JVEmw)
Oh Lord, I didn't even see the rest. I don't exactly think the world is going to be better when there is more attacking ofothers for their looks.
The ScarJo/Chris Evans thing cracked me up though because I remember a girl in junior high talking about how she was totally going to marry one of the NKOTB. I don't recall which one. Even at 13 I was looking at her like 'the F*ck?"
Also, Chris Evans is adorable and I am totally shipping him with ScarJo in the movies.
Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 12:09 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: some guy at April 30, 2015 12:09 PM (q177U)
Embrace my fat ass or be called a hater!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 30, 2015 12:07 PM (2TN4k)
If bonercide were a crime, you'd be serving hundreds of thousands of consecutive life sentences.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vlad the glad at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (AnDVn)
Ladies have no idea what men find sexy.
And how long we'll put up with bullshit in exchange for sexy.
Women have an insane view of romance. Here's a clue, ladies: we'll probably settle for you if you're nice and take reasonable care of yourself.
Just like you'll settle for us.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (N7Udv)
Oh yeah, does anyone else remember that?
A reporter asked Lena Dunham and her producer why Lena was naked in a large number of scenes on the show, since it didn't seem to have any story line or artistic purpose.
And Lena and the producer both WENT OFF on the reporter for "body shaming" and such.
I mean, can we have a moment of honesty here? Unless it somehow advances the plot in a major way, no one wants to see 95% of their fellow humans naked on TV.
ScarJo? Yes. But probably only for the next 5-10 years, then she will join the other 95%.
Women AND men both feel that way. Why do we have to act like its normal to want to see all these people naked for non-sexual non-plot advancing reasons?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (AkOaV)
Because it's not the "Culture War", or the "Political War", or the many different Wars on _______. It's total war and they wage it non stop, regardless of how many times they're beaten.
You can't stop them by beating them rhetorically. You just can't.
They haven't reasoned themselves into their positions, not because they're unreasoning, but because they're not occupying any position. They're simply attacking anyone and everything, scorching the ground on their destination to the next attack.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (xSCb6)
I say go whole hog and ban bikinis. If the left cant look at bikinis, they shd be forced to wear burhkinis.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (iQIUe)
And the only beauty standard they really criticize (the fat activists still wear makeup, designer clothes, etc) is the one that takes self control and disicipline -- your weight.
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (AoLFQ)
That's not funny! And we're going to sue you for rape!
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (659DL)
He'll cater to your delusions!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
For how many decades now have the boys become more feminine and the girls become more masculine?
This convergence of the sexes, which began as something regarded as a positive as boys and girls were supposedly becoming more well-rounded people, is exactly what the Left Wing radicals aimed to do.
We are Here, folks. We have arrived to where the Left has driven us
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:11 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Vlad the glad at April 30, 2015 12:11 PM (AnDVn)
Can we switch female populations with Iran or Saudi Arabia for a while? I can guarantee those women will complain a whole lot less.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (I+4FK)
also, capitalism to rape. Because, as Instapundit said, everything
feminists don't like is like rape.
***
But remember feminists tell us what Bill Clinton did to Juanita Broaddrick was NOT rape.
Oh, and in the case of Paula Jones, not sexual harassment...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (AoLFQ)
Better clear your calender for a few decades, then.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)
SUNBB.
*Show up nekkid. Bring beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (Sf+do)
Beauty fades. Quickly. All around. For men and women.
Personality is for life. So uh, for me... long term relationships... personality is WAY more important than looks.
Plus most hot girls are fucking nuts because they know theyre hot and can get away with it. Then at some point (late 20s / early 30s usually) they lose that hotness and are just crazy bitches at that point. Who wants that in their life?
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: blaster at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (IDJW/)
Sean T. may be a flaming fanook, but that Insanity shit is haaaaard. I work some of it into my gym routines.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (7ObY1)
***
I love all the articles on dating I see by women asking where all the "real men" have gone.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (78TbK)
Aha. So I guess if she feels hostile towards me, I should be flattered.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (xkSSa)
For how many decades now have the boys become more feminine and the girls become more masculine?
This convergence of the sexes, which began as something regarded as a positive as boys and girls were supposedly becoming more well-rounded people, is exactly what the Left Wing radicals aimed to do.
We are Here, folks. We have arrived to where the Left has driven us
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:11 PM (1BhJn)
Well I ain't chopping my dick off, that much is certain.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (wlDny)
Think back to the time not too long ago when leftists said girls ought not to play with dolls. Take those dolls away from your little daughters, they demanded, and give them to your little boys.
The Left has been re-creating Normal for decades and Here.We.Are.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Joshua at April 30, 2015 12:14 PM (AUZJW)
Islamism -- which also strenuously objects to the uncovered female form.
==========
As Insty has said for years: "You get more of what you reward."
And as he has cautioned: "Be careful of the reward system you are setting up."
Because we--the ones they are attacking--are also watching what is being rewarded.
And--as many of us have said for years--we are receiving no reward for playing fair or nice.
One of the biggest myths of the Republican Party is that "if you speak civil toward your opponent, the public will notice the disparity and rally to your side."
No! You look like a fucking weakling who has no real convictions or beliefs; too much of a fucking coward to even defend yourself and meet fire with fire. If you won't defend yourself and your beliefs, why should I join you?
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:14 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ice-Cold Contempt and Fiery Furies Together at the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2015 12:14 PM (hLRSq)
For the pajama boys, yes.
But there is a huge "counter culture" of "manliness" among young men.
It's sad that it has to be a counter culture, but it exists and women love it.
You should see how many girls my buddy with a pick up truck, beard, and flannel shirts get. In a world full of pajama boys driving Prius's, girls DIG that shit. Trust me.
SO i really don't think masculinity is dying out.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (Bn6aD)
***
I love all the articles on dating I see by women asking where all the "real men" have gone.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (78TbK)
You drove them off, cupcake. Enjoy your cats.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)
it's men, then they expect all men to look like models. Because they
deserve that, see, why should they settle?
And yet.....they can't just check out of it all and love themselves, everyone else be damned. No, they have to tear it all down, insist that ALL of you buck the beauty norms, too.
As has been said here before: the Left keeps trying to force us to deny human nature. Never gonna work.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (Sf+do)
That's a comedian's bit isn't it? I know Foxworthy has the "What are men thinking" bit where the answer is always "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked." But I swear that the Show up Naked. Bring beer is also a specific bit.
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mr. Bond at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Kayle Hauftoon at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (0vSF5)
2. (Was that TMI?)
3. The dynamic ace describes is entirely accurate. I have three older sisters so I know this as a matter of fact.
4. Marxist feminists MUST deny that something is innate human behavior. They MUST insist that humans are infinitely malleable because otherwise their philosophy collapses. So, reality must be denied.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
This is a self correcting train. It will be put back on the tracks.
Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Matt at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (CiQJt)
probably settle for you if you're nice and take reasonable care of
yourself.
***
Yeah. I've seen plenty of articles on how pron can screw up people's views of relationships but if you try watching what passes for romantic movies's views of relationships...wow are they absurd.
A few simple tips for women...
1) I can't read your mind
2) I'm not always going to say the perfect thing
3) I'm not going to make the grand dramatic romantic gesture that might get me thrown into prison when you get mad at me for something stupid
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (78TbK)
Cause if there is one thing attractive, rich guys want its a humorless rage queen.
This is why, for all the issues, I like South America. Sao Paulo used to have a billboard of Gisele in very small underwear. A 100 foot tall billboard. And the beaches in Rio ........
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (CGjum)
asking where all the "real men" have gone.
In the friendzone where you put them, ladies.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (Sf+do)
vision was occupied without [her] consent with images and messages that
want to sell [her] stuff."
=========
There's a burka for that.
/s/
Islam
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (ZvKdv)
First, they went after cowboys and indians.
Then they went after Barbie and GI Joe.
Then the Left went after the game of Tag.
btw, the Left literally destroyed the ritual of courting AND even dating.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: Kayle Hauftoon at April 30, 2015 12:15 PM (0vSF5)
Having chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts and AIDS all at the same time would be diverse.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
okay guys, here's ho to get a hot chick, three different ways
1. give her $200 in an envelope you leave next to the phone when you first enter the hotel room
2. while she's on stage, instead of singles give her a note that says I have a dimebag of meth, meet me in the VIP area
3. ask her to go do something different that you know she likes like diving or ball room dancing
and never go on and on about her looks (T said guys used to do that and it pissed her off..she's a model..she knows what she looks like), also chicks really do value a sense of humor the most
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (ijds3)
http://tinyurl.com/l83o8ht
I feel like I've been raped just by looking at her
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (fWAjv)
Not necessarily.
Witness the successful Hollywood celebrity who has every reason to thank capitalism and the bourgeoisie but proclaims socialism at the top of her lungs and loathes the 'peasants.'
Witness the successful civil rights lawyers who piss on the US Constitution, yet wipe their asses with $100 bills on a golden throne in a castle in the NY sky.
Etc, etc, etc. The left is stank-full of hypocritical, self-contradicting assholes.
Their agitation doesn't need a reactionary origin. Leftism is its own bastard cult of inconsistency and contradiction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (KhFZp)
Posted by: Goldilocks - SJW at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 12:16 PM (CGjum)
Sad but true, their vote tends to be more touchie feelie and they help elected the same, male or female.
Posted by: just saying at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (wkuqO)
Also no eggs, milk, toilet paper, or unmonitored Internet on which to make an ass of yourself.
I guess she didn't notice all the Cuban hookers either.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (659DL)
specific bit.
Been around for a long time. Don't remember where I heard it originally.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (Sf+do)
Without my consent, of course.
I'd say they really need to get laid but that's the problem - they can't.
Posted by: all doubt removed at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (DvOSv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 30, 2015 12:13 PM (wlDny)
Margaret Hamilton.
Mary Wickes.
(although, in fairness, both women were delightful, funny, charming and well-loved, in spite of their looks)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (zF6Iw)
how can fat chicks feel empowered by wearing yoga pants if you allow hot chicks to wear bikinis,have you ever thought about that haters?
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (lKyWE)
Next up: Blinding all new baby boys so they never look at a woman.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
You jest, but there is a segment of feminists who publicly call for the systematic abortion, infanticide, castration and/or slavery of all males.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)
Applies also to:
hysterical
harridan
caterwauling
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (xSCb6)
Anyone remember the archaic quaint expression going out? It was oft said and heard way way way back in 1980's and earlier.
Now it's just dating, but 'dating' doesn't mean what it meant years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (1BhJn)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (3ILeG)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (2x3L+)
No, they really aren't, though I agree they think they are.
Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (ZbV+0)
>>One of the biggest myths of the Republican Party is that "if you speak civil toward your opponent, the public will notice the disparity and rally to your side."
I still think you should be civil. That doesn't mean you can't tell the truth, even if it makes them shriek like a harpy.
Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 12:19 PM (lIU4e)
After a certain age, it becomes the truth.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (Sf+do)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (Bn6aD)
civil toward your opponent, the public will notice the disparity and
rally to your side."
***
Our side says, "There is nothing to fear from my opponent. I don't doubt his good intentions, though I think my ideas are better then his," and the other side says, "My opponents wants to throw you in chains, kill you, destroy you for his own personal benefit. He is fundamentally evil and a real and present danger to your life, family, and freedoms."
The LIVs hear that while we might not be the complete monsters that the left claims...we must be pretty terrible.
It is simple psychology. People are splitting the difference and the left knows how to game that system.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: West at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (GjeLd)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (nCKKS)
Do I have to?
Please don't make me. I've seen enough pix of Helen Thomas already.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 30, 2015 12:20 PM (0HooB)
attractive women completely ignore me, which isn't a fun feeling.
So I am predipsosed to liking medium-attractive women, and sort of
resenting very attractive women, to the extent I think about them at
all."
Ace. If this site somehow makes you a billionaire, you will be amazed at how much more attractive you will be and how very attractive women will go out of their way to make your acquaintance.
There is a line from some Tom Wolf book where the wife of one rich man says to the wife of another rich man, "Your husband is rather short."
The other woman replied, "He is much taller when he stands on his wallet."
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (KDbAT)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Tumblr at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Anti-Sex League at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (yQVAQ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (XiVKO)
These are the same people that believe "sex workers" should have a union and get extra "rights".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (ODxAs)
holding a sign that says "I'm a feminist and a woman and YOU CAN MAKE
YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH."
- - -
Whoz bitch dis is?
Posted by: Nuclear Sandwich Fox at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (sgrzZ)
I'd have to stand next to her with a sign that reads 'BITCH, I WILL AND IT'LL TASTE BETTER'
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (ijds3)
Okay.
Yet those same people tell me that gender is a social construct.
Yet I can prove -- with DNA -- that you are born to a certain gender.
I have seen no proof of a gay gene.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (Sf+do)
Well in searching, you probably read it like me. Its a comparison of how to please a woman vs how to please a man.
http://tinyurl.com/ma6ryqz
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (zt+N6)
If I have to, you are obsolete.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (Sf+do)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (mvenn)
The other woman replied, "He is much taller when he stands on his wallet."
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 12:21 PM (KDbAT)
Grandfather Poppins used to say, "Ten inches of wallet will get you farther than ten inches of cock any day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (Tj+s6)
It has been co-opted away from its original purpose and is being used by leftards to implement their own self serving, totalitarian agenda.
Of course you don't need a government agency to regulate advertising. The proper solution, if any company commits fraud, is to resolve it in the courts, or boycott them.
The left offers the siren song of a quick fix, a new "agency" with Czars. When in reality it is just a trap. Something to be abused to remove rights from citizens once the left, or crony capitalists figure out how to control it. But of course it turns out to be unaccountable and irreformable. A permanent zit on the butt of government that cannot be removed.
Posted by: Sunni LeBeouf at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 12:23 PM (Tj+s6)
Bitch had it comin'!
Posted by: Chris Brown at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: "1950s sex puritans" rubbing their hands with glee at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (3ILeG)
Posted by: Kate58 at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (MvtKs)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM
I'm not ashamed to admit that if I'm walking somewhere and a very attractive woman is coming the other way, sometimes I will go out of my way NOT to look at her. Secretly, I'm hoping that since she knows she's good looking, she's expecting me to look at her, so if she notices I don't even give her the time of day, I like to think she's going "why didn't he look at me!!!?"
But she probably doesn't. Because she's hot. heh.
Posted by: Mainah at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: all doubt removed at April 30, 2015 12:18 PM (DvOSv)"
You underestimate the magical powers of beer.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (KDbAT)
systematic abortion, infanticide, castration and/or slavery of all
males.
They better arm up. Like a man!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (ODxAs)
I'll admit it
we had a kid just so we could have someone kill the spiders for us
see, nck isn't good for nothing
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (JO9+V)
attractive women completely ignore me, which isn't a fun feeling.
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How would you Venn Diagram that with the porn you view?
Which brings up the time I was listening to Playboy Radio and one of the pron stars said her favorite type of porn was amateur porn of regular people.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (ZvKdv)
New hotness - Beautiful SJW pizza girl who is absolutely beautifully beautiful with her beautiful special self.
http://tinyurl.com/p9vg6vo
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: the dinj at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (T9PMQ)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (VNgld)
btw, that single-moms who beat her stupid idiot son on live television isn't a good mom, she's a shithead.
When asked why she did it, she said she didn't want her son to be the next Freddie Gray. By this she meant that she didn't fear for her son's safety from the other rioters, neither did she want to prevent her son from going down the wrong path in life, but she did it because SHE FEARED WHAT THE POLICE (the 'bad guys' in her mind) WOULD DO TO HER SON.
Posted by: Soothsayer says It's time to heal at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (1BhJn)
that counts probably claim to read Playboy for the articles...
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There are probably people that don't care at all about looks (and aren't blind) but how much looks matter does vary from person to person.
Though I would argue that how good looking you are is more determined by your own efforts then genetics.
Eat right, exercise, and dress well (which doesn't have to be expensive) and you will probably be ok...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Shoot Me at April 30, 2015 12:25 PM (EQcfE)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:26 PM (OD2ni)
Her freedom from billboards?
Liberal is narcissism.
Posted by: The reason Hillary wears a Mao suit at April 30, 2015 12:26 PM (RJMhd)
1) Go to the gym regularly and watch what you eat.
2) Dress well and practice good hygiene.
3) Develop an interesting personality and hobbies. Be able to hold a conversation with anyone, to make people laugh, and to demonstrate that you have a brain.
Pick any of those two and you should have no problem attracting someone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:26 PM (OiH3z)
they could remake that old 1980's burger king commercial today using england instead of the old soviet unioinand it would be just as relevant and funny today
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:27 PM (lKyWE)
Date a Marxist and you will end up with a chick with a mattress on her back following you around for years.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:27 PM (iQIUe)
Those who could, reach a...er...'conclusion' (IYKWIM) before the two minutes was up were allowed to return to work.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at April 30, 2015 12:27 PM (mvenn)
But when I show them my MRI films, they usually get up and walk out.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 12:27 PM (7faTs)
Men cannot stop this. You can.
We can, and do, simply unplug from this whole shitshow. Plenty of men aren't even plugging into it anymore because they see the odds are overwhelmingly stacked against them.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:26 PM (OD2ni)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Bud Norton at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (6cOMd)
Posted by: docweasel at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (0r/VP)
From what I understand, you can get a hot woman if you have a funny personality. At least that is what the hot women who date the humorless hot guys say.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:29 PM (ODxAs)
bing
I'm supposed to work out
Whose bitch this is
now?
So much for the Polystyrene upgrade.
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2015 12:29 PM (DL2i+)
In Cuba, the only thing they have for sale is Communism, what do you think all those billboards are trying to sell you, you nincompoop?
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 12:22 PM (XiVKO)"
That is not strictly true. In Cuba they have a lively trade in underaged prostitutes, particularly if you like little boys. That is why Gary Glitter moved there.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 12:29 PM (KDbAT)
it's men, then they expect all men to look like models. Because they
deserve that, see, why should they settle?
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The reaction to the "dad bod" is funny.
Like, I can't have a beer gut but the ++size women photos they post saying "every women is beautiful" is ok.
Hey fatty, if I have to hit the gym, so do you.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:29 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2015 12:29 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (KDbAT)
Since they're not getting laid, "don't stick your dick in crazy" must be trumping beer.
Posted by: all doubt removed at April 30, 2015 12:30 PM (DvOSv)
128 Yes... the plan is working out perfectly.
Posted by: "1950s sex puritans" rubbing their hands with glee at April 30, 2015 12:24 PM (JVEmw)
Ken is that you?
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)
Surprise surprise, a SJW is anti-capitalist! Shocking I know.
Using the snowflake's logic, gay pride floats featuring gay men in nothing but a skimpy bathing suit and a smile should be banned. Occupying my field of vision without my consent, right?
But they never will. Because how dare you try to infringe a gay person's form of expression! The stupid it burns.
Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2015 12:30 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:12 PM (AkOaV)
You've clearly never dated a really hot woman and are rationalizing your failure to work up the courage to ask one of them out. In my experience, really attractive women (and movie star-looking guys, for that matter) are usually just people, as screwed up or well-balancedor in-between as anyone else.I was the somewhat geeky, skinny kid who asked out most of the cheerleading squad in high school. What was the worst they could do? Say no? As it happens, the numbers were with me and most of them said yes. I had an awesome time in high school.
Looks, both good and bad,do have an affect on some people. My biological father was an incredibly good-looking young man and he's now a distinguished-looking elderly gentleman type. In his case, because he's so shallow and vain, I think it would've been better for him had he been more ordinary-looking. But who knows? Maybe then he would only be a more ordinary-looking asshole.
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 12:30 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: NYC Parent constructing his bunker at April 30, 2015 12:30 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: Steve Picray at April 30, 2015 12:31 PM (N1yvt)
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2015 12:31 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM
You are right on the money here, Ace. And every time you see one of these shrieking harpies do their shrieking thing, go google them and it explains just about everything, and I say that as a chick. Go look up Amanda Marcotte, or one of the endless number of female idiots in the anti-GG/SJW crowd.
THEY ARE ALL FUGLY.
They are mad at God for not making them pretty and they take that shit out on all the rest of us.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 30, 2015 12:31 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 30, 2015 12:31 PM (W5DcG)
personality. At least that is what the hot women who date the humorless
hot guys say.
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Not really. There was a study that came out recently that found that women rated men they otherwise liked as funnier then those they didn't.
The old dating saw that women got to laugh at a guys jokes if they like him? Its a real thing...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (kZVsz)
Womyn ('Ettes excluded, naturally) can be pleased?
Well I'll be sheep-dipped.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (7faTs)
157 well, ace has a good articulation of impotent rage, but what, exactly, are we supposed to actually do to stop the real world (i.e., ads getting banned, movies not getting made) consequences of SJW and Marxists taking over our culture?
Posted by: docweasel at April 30, 2015 12:28 PM (0r/VP)
Well you can run back to your shitty little semi-porn website with all your other docweasel friends.
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (zt+N6)
Its only a matter of when, not if, a SJW-inspired death occurs. Then (paraphrasing Darth Vader) the transformation will be complete, and left wing murder will become not just acceptable, but required.
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (LISuA)
You are a good looking guy.
I mean, for a walking, talking, snarky plush toy... Way better looking than that Teddy Ruxpin fellow.
And tall.
On your homeworld I am sure you have to beat the lady Ewok's off with a stick.
Which is an odd expression, incidentally. Until you study Ewok courting rituals, that is. Kinky folk, those Ewok.
Posted by: Lego piece at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (A0UYZ)
This from the country that puts naked women in their newspapers?
not anymore,they've done away with that
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (lKyWE)
Gee, glad to see what she thinks her defining characteristic is.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (t06LC)
And they liked him because he was hot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 30, 2015 12:34 PM (kz2eW)
that better not be T sending the infamous 40th bday again!!
(she's in the bathroom with nck doing whatever they do in there)
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 12:34 PM (ijds3)
In the article I linked a few days ago about Mao -- he had many young girls brought to him daily while his underlings would be married and sent to live thousands of miles apart, only allowed to see each other 12 days a year. And adultery wd get you sent to prison. So, it was 12 days of ogling, maybe less if you factor in the travel time....
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:34 PM (iQIUe)
Is that why women laugh at me naked?
Posted by: Pajama boy at April 30, 2015 12:34 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Hillary's talking pant suit at April 30, 2015 12:35 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:35 PM (A0UYZ)
It was of course, the ugly, disgruntled, fat girls who called it sexist.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:35 PM (A98Xu)
Well I'll be sheep-dipped.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 30, 2015 12:32 PM (0HooB)
In my experience, no. Largely because they either have no clue what they want, they've been culturally conditioned to reject the things that ought to make them happy (or have deal with the dissonance of getting what they're told should make them happy and not being happy with it), or they're just miserable human beings and nothing will make them happy, or some combination of the foregoing.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:35 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 12:35 PM (2TN4k)
Because that hourglass ideal shape is a modern construct of the male patriarchy and madison avenue solely to make lumpen-females feel bad about themselves.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (zF6Iw)
views of relationships but if you try watching what passes for romantic
movies's views of relationships...wow are they absurd.
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Try watching Lifetime and tell me a woman that watches that could possibly have a healthy relationship with a man.
Or even any one of the thousands of current sitcoms.
Real women should be pissed at the way this popular culture treats men.
I would say popular culture has fucked up a thousand times more relationships and expectations than porn.
(At least in porn, they fuck and are happy/want to do so.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (ZvKdv)
Breaking News: The sequel to 'Earth Girls are Easy" known as 'Chunky Girls are Easy' has been put on hold.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (ODxAs)
not anymore,they've done away with that
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:33 PM (lKyWE)
They made a come back couple months ago
Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (sgrzZ)
All those buff Hollywood leading men who put on 30lbs of muscle in 3 months for an action role? Chemically enhanced. Steroids, HGH, TRT and probably shit I haven't heard of.
It's literally impossible to make those gains naturally, particularly when you cross 35 or so.
But so what? Do the best you can with what you've got and focus on developing other qualities that attracts a good mate-- an interesting personality, good character, a sense of humor, a steady job, etc...
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (3ILeG)
Those women don't represent Women! Women should look like me, so those women with their paychecks shoving their womenhood in my face is an insult.
begone !!
2nd, I guess now ada is using the excuse the drinks are over representing their product.
So if that's the new standard should they not be banning most advertisements on TV?
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (nqBYe)
I say we get personal with them - we laugh at them. hard. All the time. We shame them into silence. We ridicule and humiliate them for their stupid ideas.
The second part of feminism is forcing everyone to try to be nice. "Don't hit the girl" . This is part of the "everyone gets a gold star" mentality. We can't make anyone feel bad about their stupid narcissistic ideas.
That is the part we now reject - we mock and ridicule them mercilessly, hopefully till they cry. And we don't feel bad about it - we are helping the world.
Posted by: PT Barnum at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 30, 2015 12:37 PM (sDuex)
And only some people count.
What 'offends' me doesn't. But a single loud feminist gets to dictate, for everyone else, including all other women, what is allowable.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 12:37 PM (oVJmc)
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My own personal experience is that the better looking a person is the more likely they are to be spoiled. Its a generalization so it isn't true of everyone of course, but Betty Beautiful has probably gotten a lot more guys to do stuff for her with just a smile then Anne Average has.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: krakatoa at April 30, 2015 12:38 PM (Oz2Jh)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:38 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (b2cFu)
If that's not your thing, you better make one hell of a good sammich.
Posted by: flounder at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Your local traffic cop at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (wkuqO)
And no law is going to change that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (oVJmc)
Heh.
I've dated / hooked up with / gone out with some pretty attractive women in my time.
My experience? The more hot, the more nuts.
I don't know too many who would disagree.
But there are, of course, exceptions. There are really hot really normal/ cool girls out there. Just not enough to go around.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (AkOaV)
If you're not attractive and a whiny bitch, you're really narrowing your pool of dates.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (78TbK)
Because that hourglass ideal shape is a modern construct of the male patriarchy and madison avenue solely to make lumpen-females feel bad about themselves.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)Actually, the hourglass shape is much friendlier to the average woman, since it can be achieved through diet, exercise, and proper dress. It's the rail-thin model look that is insane.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: krakatoa at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (Oz2Jh)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:40 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Roy at April 30, 2015 12:40 PM (VndSC)
I know they arent releasing the Madison report b/c they are afraid of riots. And they are working hard not to release the Baltimore report.
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:40 PM (iQIUe)
Pretty girls are out
Gay marriage is in
Whacking off your bits and wearing a dress is to celebrated
Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2015 12:40 PM (g1DWB)
But femynysts can't understand that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (OiH3z)
Which is something guys don't seem to be that in to. It's girls and the women who buy womens magazines who perpetuate the anorexic / one missed meal away from starving look.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (AkOaV)
Social Justice Bully here,
I'm an uggo with a vajayjay
but at least I'm not a h8'tr like tohose conservatives....
Posted by: SJB at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (A98Xu)
Rawr!
Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Hillary's talking pant suit at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (lKyWE)
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Don't care, it was all good fun and his satire on human nature was great.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (A98Xu)
More true than funny. I dated a Marxist for about a month. They recognize and respect strength. Fucking *cling* to it. She knew where I stood on a whole range of issues and I was the first person to ever challenge *all* of her assumptions in life.
Almost couldn't get rid of the loon.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (fWAjv)
Except for the fact that they are shameless. They see nothing wrong with their fascist ways and are proud of themselves.
Posted by: DangerGirl at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (AoLFQ)
8
Soon we'll all be made equal.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 30, 2015 12:04 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (fVOPU)
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Ok, I want models that as 6 ft are taller. And boyish hips. And they can't be too top heavy if you know what I mean. And no long hair that's so...not right.
I mean come on people we are modeling women's clothes...the models have to look good.
Posted by: Some Fabulous Fashion designer at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (78TbK)
It's all downhill from here. There is no upswing once the matter has been forced into the personal - which is not to say that ace's post is in any way wrong or unfair, simply acknowledging that once this feeling becomes widespread, it will devolve into utter viciousness.
Human culture is destined to go this way, I suppose. Serenity's Thriven comes to mind for me - without hardship, the imperfect human being self-aggrandizes and self-pities to the point of mental and moral atrophy. So it is with Western culture right now. Ugh...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (9LuAk)
Which is something guys don't seem to be that in to. It's girls and the women who buy womens magazines who perpetuate the anorexic / one missed meal away from starving look.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (AkOaV)I know, but that's the point. If women paid attention to what men wanted, they'd realize that it's a lot easier to achieve than what they're being sold by Madison Avenue.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (OiH3z)
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Or wealthy.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:39 PM (78TbK)
What's the difference?
Posted by: Chris Evans at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (sDuex)
I've heard a LOT of people trying to tamp down expectations on the report.
Which leads me to believe the report says "officers acted appropriately."
Which, they may or may not have done in Baltimore.
But if it's true the guy was trying to hurt himself to make it look like the cops beat him up, well...
We'll have to see whats in the ME report.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (AkOaV)
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife - Jimmy Soul
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (ODxAs)
well there is california hot and then there is nebraska hot so i take all these stories of you studs dating hot chicks with a grain of salt
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (ty633)
I had a Vauxhall Vagenda. P.O.S. It was in the shop 5 days a month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (+/fKe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
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Exactly. Their lack of humor was counter productive.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (A98Xu)
I'm not a SJW, though.
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 12:43 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 30, 2015 12:43 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (iQIUe)
Why does the United Kingdom have no balls? Churchill should have let them lose the war and at least maintain their self respect. Either you die a hero or live long enough to be a pussy
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (t06LC)
Feminism misrepresents My ideas and my value as a strong woman capable of seeing other women cuter than I without melting down.
Also by misrepresenting WOMEN, i am sick of the constant barrage of these women positing a cigar isn't a cigar and shrieking like mental patients at everydamnd thing, as if we are so weak we truly DO need to shut up everyone that has a diverse opinion.
i'm sorry feminism to me was building on Our STRENGTHs not being victims and weeping , frantic, women.
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
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Exactly. Their lack of humor was counter productive.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 12:42 PM (A98Xu)
Pinch-faced angry scolds are not attractive, but their lack of self-awareness prevents them from seeing this.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ojst)
That sentiment will be illegal after this summer.
Posted by: the Gaystapo's Black Robed Enforcers at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (NUCTk)
"I wish I hadn't looked that broad up on the interwebs.
Thanks Ace!
I think I'm gay now."
Seriously. My reaction was like that of John Belushi when Kent Dorfman's picture appears on the screen.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:45 PM (OD2ni)
And also fair, I think, to demand that the non-nuts among them put the nut-bags in their place. Most normal, non-nut women give these harpies tacit support or lipservice. That has to change or the problem will metastasize.
Posted by: bystander at April 30, 2015 12:45 PM (hKyl0)
No?
Thought not. I do have to lightly respect someone who is so clever she named her blog "Vagenda". Clearly, though, her vision is clouded by viewing the world through that "prism".
Perhaps Massengill's will help.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2015 12:45 PM (72D6h)
If you take all the measurements of the women in the world and then divide them by the total, you get the average woman.
- Brought to you by Math Today
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (zt+N6)
Well, some truth in that as well.
I dated a girl in high school who I thought (still think) was very attractive. But my best friend at the time thought she was very "eh."
Turns out guys have different views of attractive.
I also dated a blonde who I thought was "eh" and my buddies were amazed i could score such a hot chick.
All relative I guess.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (AkOaV)
Bumper sticker version of your post courtesy of Clint: "Shut up, pussy."
Posted by: revolting peasant at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (MEogv)
I guess I know who won't be enjoying the Number Six Dance.
Posted by: Taggart at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (8ZskC)
more likely they are to be spoiled. Its a generalization so it isn't
true of everyone of course, but Betty Beautiful has probably gotten a
lot more guys to do stuff for her with just a smile then Anne Average
has."
______
That's why you treat the tens like fives and the fives like tens.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (kz2eW)
"never give power to the weak, it only leads to vengence and cruelty"
And that is exactly what we are seeing here. In fact, it sums up the entire SJW issue perfectly.
Posted by: Manco at April 30, 2015 12:46 PM (aitDQ)
Posted by: A Strong, Assertive, Self-Confident Modern Woman at April 30, 2015 12:47 PM (8ZskC)
I'm guessing this woman has been turned down plenty of times.
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 12:47 PM (LISuA)
It's really the grievance based society, without any rational, intellectual basis, spreading like a virus over what is right, just, demonstrable true, intellectually feasible or representative of personal liberty in a normal society.
Worst part? There are substantial number of backers and supporter who either think the same way or feel they can be opportunistic and use it as a means to a despicable end.
Honestly, I think we should have given up being nice a long time ago. There is nothing nice about what they are doing or their motives.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2015 12:48 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 12:48 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 12:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:45 PM (OD2ni)
Hey now!
Posted by: flounder at April 30, 2015 12:48 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 12:36 PM (3ILeG)
Not impossible. I've been a gym rat most of my life. I've seen men and women over 35 make remarkable gains in fitness and tone in six months or so just by staying disciplined and committed. Showing up4-5 times per weekready to work goes a long way. And those Hollywoodmiracle physiques? Action stars such as Hugh Jackman and Chris Evans (and others) have emphasized again and again that those body shots are the result of months of hard work, carefully constructed diets, an army of very highly paid trainers, and movie magic. What you see is not real. They don't do steroids and the like. Why should they? They work in the make-believe business. It doesn't need to be real.
Mickey Rourke, though. One look at that guy and you know he juices like crazy.
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 12:48 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 12:49 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2015 12:10 PM (659DL)
Good observation. Of course it is the Grauniad, which is isn't Pravda, but wishes it were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2015 12:49 PM (+/fKe)
Arc of history folks.
Posted by: NYC Parent constructing his bunker at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (HEo6y)
Hah!
Credibility status: WRECKED
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (8ZskC)
all these stories of you studs dating hot chicks with a grain of salt
Bonjour, If its on the internet its true. Adieu.
Posted by: French Male Model at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (ODxAs)
That's asking a lot of them. But hey, I'll buy them a bottle of 151, a box of condoms, and something to fit over their fist if that's what it takes to shut these silly marxist cows up.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (+W8F+)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (A0UYZ)
One look at Mickey Rourke changed my mind about Easy-Off as a snortable recreational drug!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (DLu2s)
There is nothing nice about what they are doing or their motives.
***
The desire to dominate your fellow man is fairly universal.
Western Christianity spent a millenia trying to channel that into a constructive output....but now, through the left, we are throwing that away.
And once we do we will return to the same sort of morality of power that was present in the pre-Christian period.
If you like your slavery, cruxifictions and genocides you can keep your slavery, cruxifictions and genocide...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (78TbK)
That reminds me of the physicist and the gambler joke.....
"First I assumed that all the horses were perfect spheres".......
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (IPzoI)
>>Well, for the ScarJo/Chris Evans shipper. They are both going to be on Ellen today according to the commercial I just saw.
Ha. I can't remember what time that's on. I don't actually for real ship them, I just liked them together in winter soldier. I would be thrilled if Marvel made them a buddy cop duo or something and did 5 movies of it.
Posted by: Lea at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: wooga at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (vNzbV)
Genes also play a HUGE role.
I can lose fat, gain muscle (or vice versa) pretty easily. A lot of other people I know can't.
If I stop drinking beer and eating pizza for a month, I'm back down to my weight in high school. If I eat like an animal, I gain 10-20 pounds and hold steady there.
I have friends who eat like a rabbit and run half marathons, but can't lose that "last 10 pounds".
I'm convinced genes are more important than diet and exercise.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:51 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (RGgMp)
Posted by: The guy who always says who bitch this is? at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (HEo6y)
11. ...But to be unattractive, and a huge bitch out to ruin everyones day? That's a tough cross to bear.
Posted by: Re Pete at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Internet Gaming Guy at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: jimdancer@angryquail at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (g1MTt)
I do it because it makes me feel better. It enables me to do the same things I did when I was 25 years younger.
The fact that people can't believe I'm 50 is a nice little bonus, but it's not and never will be my primary reason for hitting the gym.
As I'm backpacking and hiking again this summer, I'll have the gym to thank for my ability to still do it and do it well.
Fernando was wrong. It's better to feel good than to look good.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (7ObY1)
Yes they do. Not knocking them for it as it still takes an incredible amount of hard work, but TRT and HGH scrips are handed out like candy at anti-aging clinics and by celebrity trainers. When it's your job you do what you have to do.
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: The guy who always says who bitch this is? at April 30, 2015 12:52 PM (HEo6y)
Utahans are being threated with massive fines and jail time (no parole in federal clinks) for trespassing on parkland.
http://bit.ly/1JE0vYV
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:45 PM (OD2ni)
Excellent point! In fact, it deserves to be seen!
http://tinyurl.com/mgel64r
Posted by: Dirty Randy at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (jjaLl)
emphasized again and again that those body shots are the result of
months of hard work, carefully constructed diets, an army of very highly
paid trainers, and movie magic
***
Someone put together a collage of Jackman as wolverine images I saw a while ago. You can see it took him years of work...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (78TbK)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
Botches, man. Bitches.
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:50 PM (A0UYZ)
Picked up my infant son from daycare yesterday, where all the girl babies were just wailing, in a symphony of "Waaah!" He looked at me peacefully, a little smile on his face, as if to say, "Bitches, man. Bitches." I nodded knowingly.
Posted by: flounder at April 30, 2015 12:54 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:54 PM (A0UYZ)
Yeah, cuz thats what this country needs right now.
Another Bundy ranch style show down between locals and feds.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 12:54 PM (AkOaV)
Holy crap. It's the female Howdy Doody. Or is it Alice E. Neumann?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2015 12:54 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 30, 2015 12:55 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: Jimmy Soul at April 30, 2015 12:55 PM (wf6af)
Especially if the beautiful woman has a nice set of cans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 12:55 PM (8ZskC)
And just how much time do you spend reviewing collages of naked mens' torsos? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: The guy who always says who bitch this is? at April 30, 2015 12:55 PM (HEo6y)
Goodbye boner, see you some other time.
Posted by: Memories at April 30, 2015 12:55 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 12:56 PM (OD2ni)
Used to compete in bodybuilding.
Hollywood is all about steroids,TRT and HGH. Their livelihood depends on it
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 12:56 PM (3ILeG)
The photographers and writers/editors are frequently gay dudes, so their is very little "what straight guys want" in those magazines.
Posted by: wooga at April 30, 2015 12:57 PM (vNzbV)
Genes provide the framework that you work within.Diet can help around the edges, but unless you undergo sever restrictions (no-carb, paleo, etc) you're going to be fighting against thousands of years of evolution.As for exercise, I'd say exercise for the benefits other than losing weight. Exercise so that you have greater physical capabilities. So that you can lift heavy things, so that you can move all day and not be exhausted, so that you can pursue new hobbies. You may not lose weight, but you'll often gain muscle and look better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:57 PM (OiH3z)
Damn. I haven't been that creeped out since...well, I'd have to go back to that child rapist mime on Little House on the Prairie
Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 12:57 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (GrXXa)
294-- Other than fellow feminists and lying, lowest-rung zeta males searching for a scrap, who in the world could handle being friends with people like this; with people who care so much about an ad for a protein shake that they allow it to become the focus of their life? I cannot fathom spending more than 8 seconds with someone so pointless without letting them know and then walking away.
Pretty much why I don't go to tumblr all that much anymore. I went there because fandom had moved there from Livejournal, but now it just seems to be constant SJW! SJW! SJW! to the point that people attack you if you don't reblog whatever the SJW post of the minute is. I just drifted away from disgust.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (Mxs5H)
I'm in great shape but don't think I'll ever be mistaken for someone younger. My (now adult) daughter says I look like a character actor in Hollywood who always snags the 'Middle-aged Dad' roles.
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Chelsea C. at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (kZVsz)
Also, cocaine and bulimia.
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:53 PM (78TbK)http://theoatmeal.com/comics/hugh_jackman
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (OiH3z)
Damn. I haven't been that creeped out since...well, I'd have to go back to that child rapist mime on Little House on the Prairie
I think that was I Love Lucy.
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (ztOda)
Well, bless your heart.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (8ZskC)
The only well-known person I can think of that I look like is Brian Kilmeade on FNC. And I can't stand him! He's half eye-talian, I'm all eye-talian.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (7ObY1)
Well, and their intended audience is women and gay men.
Straight men don't buy a lot of womens magazines.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:00 PM (AkOaV)
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."
But in Road House, Red Webster told Dalton to never marry an ugly woman. So confused.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:01 PM (ijds3)
single-minded, self absorbed quest for control over others. In fact, I
can't think of anything more heinous.
I know, right?
Posted by: The Gaystapo at April 30, 2015 01:01 PM (NUCTk)
Obviously a sedentary person can make great positive changes through hard work and discipline. But if you're already doing that, your gains will be marginal.
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 01:01 PM (3ILeG)
Do they not know that its women who came up with the entire "beach bod" concept and term? Or do they simply not give a damn?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (ztOda)
For long term happiness, find a girl that can cook. Everything else is secondary.
Posted by: wooga at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (vNzbV)
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (IPzoI)
"If names of three, or a hyphen ye see,
Stay away from she.
For batshit-crazy she be!"
Posted by: Call Me Ishmael. Ishamael Cohen. at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (DLu2s)
Who is the hero in every girls' story?
Prince Charming.
That's right. If you aren't handsome, charming and A HEREDITARY MEMBER OF A ROYAL FAMILY WHOSE PERSONAL WEALTH IS THE WEALTH OF THE STATE, you don't measure up.
Now that's some ego-crushing stuff.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2015 01:02 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: qzy at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (Kl1ML)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (jjaLl)
BRILLIANT
I would love to see some anti-sjws make a few mock-up ads like that.
Posted by: fb at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (JVEmw)
For long term happiness, find a girl that can cook. Everything else is secondary.
there is an old saying about that which is no longer used but was very true
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 01:03 PM (lKyWE)
ive been married for over 15 years
my wife could screw up making ice
for the long term....find a woman you can sit with in comfortable silence
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (GrXXa)
Sheesh. I go out for a haircut and miss 300+ posts.
Will someone please tell me the temperature of the Horde? I find Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett to be a reasonably attractive woman.
Not to undermine the rest of Ace's thesis, just not sure that she's unattractive enough to have that bitter bitter envy turn into bullying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (JtwS4)
Yeah. I just find it funny (as a guy who has a few pounds to lose at the moment, but would not be called "fat") when these six pack P90X types tell everyone, "its easy to have a body like this! Just work out"
It's like... well, maybe. Depends on your genes. A lot of people don't have the genes to look like that.
I used to life weights semi competitively when I was younger. I was really strong, but I never had the defined muscles with ridges and popping veins look that some people naturally get.
...And then I know guys who hit the gym once a month or less that have 6 packs, defined muscles, and look like they just walked off a weight loss pill commercial on the "after" side.
SO i mean... we're all limited by our genes.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)
did to Charlize...
Posted by: eleven at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (IPzoI)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (JO9+V)
I think she looks very ... unfortunate.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
no need
she is more worried about guitars, soccer, and making her first million than she is dating
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (ijds3)
Money helps, they can smell it.
Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (ztOda)
http://goo.gl/UbvR63
Posted by: Hillary! at April 30, 2015 01:06 PM (zF6Iw)
That.
It's Mean Girls on top of turtles all the way down.
Look. I can be the cattiest bitch that was ever a catty bitch but at least I'm fucking honest about it.
There's a reason why this I love this song. The sheer and utter honest sexual bitchiness of it:
https://youtu.be/CEJXo01zzmo
Protein World's response on twitter about we are not responsible for your insecurities was spot on.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jean at April 30, 2015 01:06 PM (ztOda)
But it's the eyes man.... those crazy f'in eyes.
She'll boil your pets and floss with your soul.
That bitch is 3 bananas short of a bunch.
Posted by: tfox72 at April 30, 2015 01:06 PM (DVC2D)
Just like these women have it within them to ignore advertizement aimed at them, so can we ignore anyone crying about the adverts.
Since we are anon... I am a fairly good looking woman, but an older woman. 49 next month. Let me tell you the crush of advertizement and societal pressure to put a nife to my face. I. WILL. NOT.
But LORDY! It comes at us to stay youthful from every corner. It saddens me sometimes.
ps - men who get facelifts look like women. Your natural face - no mater the wrinkling or sagging looks best.
Posted by: Oldy at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (O7Swd)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: hello, it's Me Donna ....again at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (Bn6aD)
http://tinyurl.com/opbav63
She looks like Spanky from Our Gang after sitting on a fireplace poker.
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)
When I was a young soldier, I always thought it was funny to watch those Greek god body type dudes fadeand fall outon road marches. As a rule, they couldn't hang for shit.
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (XHR9b)
no need
she is more worried about guitars, soccer, and making her first million than she is dating
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:05 PM (ijds3)
Sure Dad. Uh-huh. And you know everything that goes on when she's at school?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Live and retire happy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 30, 2015 01:08 PM (+W8F+)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 30, 2015 01:08 PM (PFy0L)
the three of us here consume huge amount of food and we can't gain weight at all
the wimmins have abs and don't work out
the only reason their legs are cut is soccer for the kid and dancing for T
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:08 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (ijds3)
Been married 18 years (I think) and that's exactly right. I'd only add find someone you can laugh with as well.
Posted by: Peter Griffin at April 30, 2015 01:08 PM (jjaLl)
Yeah, that guy who turned down Mattress Girl sure learned that.
Posted by: Null at April 30, 2015 01:08 PM (xjpRj)
But LORDY! It comes at us to stay youthful from every corner. It saddens me sometimes.
Does for guys too, but we care less what others think of us.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Or how often we win!!!
Posted by: gay marriage at April 30, 2015 01:09 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at April 30, 2015 01:09 PM (jjaLl)
But then, I have chronically low self esteem.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at April 30, 2015 12:03 PM (YEDvy)
Ramming speed!
Posted by: Mack cement truck at April 30, 2015 01:09 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner, 10 face lifts in at April 30, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)
IIRC some other stars used HGH etc to bulk up quick.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: @JohnTant` at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (PFy0L)
When she lowers her head, it really accentuates it. Probably hiding gills under that mousy hair.
Posted by: Chupacabras at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (CGjum)
catholic all girls school
we use the nun security system
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (ijds3)
They should be doing that----
Women whining about it, don't understand basic biology or men in general at all.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 30, 2015 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Here let me try and clear the confusion for you. NEVER MARRY!!!! My job is done.
Posted by: wrg500 at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (sgrzZ)
Honestly I feel like I look more mature and distinguished as I've aged.
I'm not as old as a lot of you geezers, but I mean... all the women I know my age are obsessed with wrinkles and anti aging cream and all kinds of nonsense, and I'm not really too unhappy with how I've been aging.
But uh (and this is totally non PC) I think in general men age much better than women.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mrp at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (JBggj)
=====================
Not sure how you got from this story to Bundy. Isn't that a complete non sequitur?
These folks were arrested for merely trespassing on parkland and are now being prosecuted in federal court. I was contrasting that fact with the treatment Baltimore rioters (and their Occupy brethren before them I suppose) can expect: freedom to destroy, and no prosecution.
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)
My understanding is that developing strengthvs muscle definition require different workout regimines. And veins and six-pack abs are less about working out and more about getting rid of body fat and excess water. Hence why some of the bodybuilders that I've worked with when I was in the Army hated life right before competitions. They were basically starving and dehydrating themselves.
I actually don't like seeing women with six-packs because you lose everything else fun about her. I like hips and tits.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (OiH3z)
YES. It's easy to resist despite the push to get botox, etc.
What's funny is that they're going after Beach Body and not more pervasive, and much more powerful purveyors of (mostly) unattainable standards of beauty - fashion magazines that photoshop already beautiful women, and Hollywood. And women like Charize are just born that way (along with whatever they do to stay fit) - you cannot surgically get that, so why not just enjoy it like you would a pretty painting or sculpture?
It's their same of trick - demonize an easy target while giving the more powerful, fellow-traveler target a pass.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:12 PM (39g3+)
catholic all girls school
we use the nun security system
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (ijds3)
Ah, you're a careful one. I hear those nuns are a tough lot.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at April 30, 2015 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 01:10 PM (uhftQ)
We are here to pump...SLAP...you up!
Posted by: Hanz und Franz at April 30, 2015 01:12 PM (cL79m)
Bandersnatch--- You need to raise your standards a bit. She's below average.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:12 PM (A98Xu)
take us srsly
no really , Take Us srsly!!
thanks .
Posted by: willow at April 30, 2015 01:13 PM (nqBYe)
And be sure to zoom in on that British dentistry smile.
Posted by: OCBill at April 30, 2015 01:13 PM (cPg42)
She's plain. Not ugly, just plain.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at April 30, 2015 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Because the people the BLM is going after are local elected officials and others who "broke the law" by riding their quads on the Kings Land and disturbing the Kings Weeds as an act of civil disobedience.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
Good looking ladies and the AoS lifestyle don't mix.
Posted by: Ukipper at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (O2HzN)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (OD2ni)
I didn't even notice T had boobs since I was locked on to the stilletos
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: Zombie Zappa at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (A0UYZ)
Its generally true. Makes up for how most young guys look like idiots and losers, while almost every young girl looks amazing. And some women are regal and elegant as they age, like my grandmother. She looked amazing, like a queen.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)
Nope. Not even when they get their comeuppance-- which I usually hope involves 'necklacing' or hanging.
Posted by: Casual Observer at April 30, 2015 01:15 PM (5Gy2K)
Of course, what's sad is that they are probably looking for a way to completely shut the company down, not just the ad campaign, and have the CEO sent to jail.
Posted by: buzzion at April 30, 2015 01:15 PM (zt+N6)
Yeah, 6 packs on chicks are weird.
By buddies dating one of those cross fit types who lives at the gym.
She has the body of a man. She's got well defined muscles, no curves, and looks like she could kick my ass.
I don't get it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)
Or women suck at flirting because they're trying too hard to retain plausible deniability. "I wasn't flirting, I just wanted to check my hair and my lip needed biting!"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)
I'm still afraid of nuns after going through the catholic schools
they are like little sharks in black...they can sense the fear
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:16 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:16 PM (OiH3z)
Limbaugh's Undeniable Truths #24:
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at April 30, 2015 01:16 PM (IPGju)
yeah, it's true. looking back at my high school yearbook, most of the girls looked pretty attractive. and most of the guys looked awkward and young.
I'd love to see a "before and after" of what everyone looked like 10 years later. I'd bet it would be a very different picture.
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:17 PM (AkOaV)
We hate that you are objectifying those women on that billboard.
Objectify us!
Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2015 01:17 PM (L2xDv)
She has the body of a man. She's got well defined muscles, no curves, and looks like she could kick my ass.
I don't get it.
Does your buddy like Broadway musicals? Visits to Key West, Florida?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 30, 2015 01:17 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 30, 2015 01:17 PM (8ZskC)
Good looking ladies and the AoS lifestyle don't mix.
Posted by: Ukipper at April 30, 2015 01:14 PM (O2HzN)
Wait--I thought that according to the AoSHQ Style Guide, all the 'ettes are hot.
Posted by: rickl at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (zoehZ)
No heels in that Bikini Photo. I still noticed her.
Just saying.
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (vg8iE)
Protein World's response on twitter about we are not responsible for your insecurities was spot on.
i thought it was odd actually considering their business is built on womens insecurity about the way they look
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (lKyWE)
Genetics are hugely important. I've benefitted from this in some ways, as it's pretty easy for me to put in muscle. Or at least it was. Harder now in middle age.
I used to smirk at the skinny guys in the gym
How arrogant I was. Sure I was working very very hard, but those guys were never gonna catch me without steroids. Some did exactly that and blew right by me.
Genetic and chemicals trump hard work and diet. It's an uncomfortable fact.
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (3ILeG)
Posted by: HR the fat old ugly Lebensunwertes Leben at April 30, 2015 01:18 PM (/kI1Q)
Used to work with a female body-builder. Her face was fairly nice, but in addition to the muscles (which were not too bulky - still feminine) she had bleached blond hair, a year-round tan, and these fairly big silicone tits that defied gravity. It was hard not to stare.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (2TN4k)
It's the whole "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" thing.
In general, guys don't "flirt." We (in general) ask for sex. With varying degrees of subtlety. "Hey, want to get some coffee" (depending on context) is code for "Hey, I think you're attractive, I'd like to find out if you're crazy because never stick it in crazy."
Women flirt. And, no, I don't get it either.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (kff5f)
Mandatory burqas and genital mutilation for all women.
Sorry. It's only equitable solution.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (BZAd3)
They should be doing that----
Women whining about it, don't understand basic biology or men in general at all.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:11 PM (A98Xu)
Back in college I was asked why I didn't get mad when my boyfriend looked at other women. My response? The day he stops looking at them is the day he stops looking at me.
Depending on how far that stick was up the ass of the person asking, I would follow up with besides, he may look at them but he's with me and I win.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN)
When I first heard him say this in, oh, 1990? I thought he was just being humorous by overstating something. But the more I live and see things and experience feminism, the more true it becomes. Its not all that feminism was about - they had valid complaints back then - but nearly all the feminists were not exactly hot and the treatment they wanted was what hot girls got.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (39g3+)
all legs and heels
if not i'll play it tonight
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (ijds3)
Genetic and chemicals trump hard work and diet. It's an uncomfortable fact
They look great in their coffins when they die prematurely.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (uhftQ)
-----
Of course, everyone's taste is their own and I guess shouldn't be mocked.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (A98Xu)
"Lovin' don't last. Good cooking do."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:16 PM (OiH3z)
I dunno. I was referring to sculpted bodybuilder guys who typically ran short on the endurance department. Me, I boxed amateur lightweight when I was young. I wasn't going for body beautiful. I was going for body capable and fast.
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (XHR9b)
attractive women completely ignore me, which isn't a fun feeling.
Find where the hot women are at. Borrow a puppy. Visit where the hot women are at.
They'll still ignore you, but they'll hang around the puppy so you can ogle them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: Jen at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (msAGT)
Wait--I thought that according to the AoSHQ Style Guide, all the 'ettes are hot.
Abso-damn-lutely.
And now for the oral sex!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 01:20 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (N7MTI)
------
And that's why men here (and women) like you. Not fighting windmills.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (A98Xu)
during, what their Global Warming friends are calling "the hottest year since records started,"
doesn't really work too well.
Posted by: #OccupyAnthonyWeinersShorts at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (e8kgV)
Nah, just another one of those crossfit freaks.
Going to a restaurant with him is the most annoying thing ever. "Can I get the chicken marsala, but instead of frying the outside of the chicken, can you bake it? And instead of marsala sauce, can you just put olive oil on it? And instead of ..." its like SHADDUP dude they're going to spit in all of our food now.
He does put product in his hair enough, and he's not Italian or Puerto Rican, so there's that...
Posted by: mynewhandle at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)
http://tinyurl.com/ousvjwa
I have a transgender 7 year old daughter. She has become a beautiful, happy, vibrant person since she started transitioning a year ago. I have no reason to think her identity will change and neither does her therapist.
Because she is so young, she will most likely go on puberty blockers before she ever creates sperm. If she then goes onto hormone treatments directly from the blockers, she will be sterile. She will never create sperm.
She's too young to tell me whether she might someday want biological children, and I strongly suspect, knowing her personality as I do, that she will not want to give up hormone treatments for the length of time it would take to create sperm, because the effects on HER would be, well, significant.
I am in a 'Parent of Trans kids' group online and several of the moms mentioned that they were freezing their own eggs for their transgender daughters, so that their daughters could someday have the option of having children who are at least partially related to them. On the one hand, it seems like a huge expense for my daughter to be able to have a child who is a genetic half-sibling... but on the other hand, I see the reasoning. I am also a chronic worrier and I wonder if doing this would cause the child to feel pressured to use the eggs even if they didn't really want to. :-/
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: William Wallace at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: troyriser at April 30, 2015 01:07 PM (XHR9b)
At SAR school, I learned that Jack Diesel motherfuckers simply couldn't handle it. They were used to being able to strong their way through problems and when that didn't work, they were helpless.
Spry wiry guys with heart - they were the ones you had to watch out for.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: the elephant ewok at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (kivUY)
I do most of the grocery shopping in my house, and the check-out line is women reading magazines with covers of one crazy hot model in skimpy clothes after another, and stories with sex suggestions.
This non-troversey was between women, right up until free speech was thrown onto the SJW fire.
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (LISuA)
Child. Abuse.
In every way that matters.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (ty633)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmIoF_2Q4Y
Posted by: kbdabear at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (GrXXa)
It works for Zooey Deschanel.
My response? The day he stops looking at them is the day he stops looking at me.
When I had a girl I loved, I could recognize that other girls were pretty like I would a flower or a sunrise, and that was pretty much it. She'd ask me "is she pretty?" and I'd look. "Yep" and then back to what we were doing. She was my focus, and all I needed. Her loss.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (39g3+)
Maybe worry about how you're fucking up your son.
Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (N7MTI)
Worry more that the kid will want to run you thru a wood chipper.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 01:24 PM (Wv9Ra)
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of
misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment
ago. She just couldn't understand why the Rep. Murtha would undermine
the efforts of fellow Marines. "Even my Grandpa?" she asked pitifully.
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to
explain to her why Rep. Murtha has rushed to judgment and besmirched
the good name of every Marine, past and present. "And yes honey, even
Grandpa",
I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly
difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much.
I
think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at
such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense
anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't
know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began
to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Democrats doing
this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart.
She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several
minutes.
For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet.
Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my
young daughter's voice helped me to get through.
Posted by: Democrats Rape at April 30, 2015 01:24 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (2TN4k)There's a LTC that runs a working group I'm part of who bodybuilds and is the same way. She showed up to a dinner last time in a tight sweater and a leather skirt. Nice, but the overly tanned skin and bleached hair was disconcerning.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:24 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: california red at April 30, 2015 01:24 PM (UyEG4)
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Hey, Sailor!
Posted by: Bruce Jenner in Stilletos at April 30, 2015 01:25 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: William Wallace at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (e8kgV)
So take a pump-action shotgun, apair of pliers and a blowtorch to it, cuz.
Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at April 30, 2015 01:25 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: brak at April 30, 2015 01:25 PM (Tj+s6)
playing MA I noticed the big dudes would almost always go without a fight or would go down fast
the skinny ones always fought and it took a few guys to secure them
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Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at April 30, 2015 01:25 PM (e8kgV)
Clinic think President Obama should ban this trash in the US also. Viewing young women as sex objects is disgusting and we don't like this in our beautiful community where there is no hate, except for Bush who lied to the world.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 30, 2015 01:25 PM (Sd++4)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 01:26 PM (A0UYZ)
Posted by: Garrett at April 30, 2015 01:26 PM (A0UYZ)
That's a trend I just don't get.
Posted by: Lauren at April 30, 2015 01:26 PM (N7MTI)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at April 30, 2015 01:26 PM (e8kgV)
But not that many people die early from steroids. If it was a problem, you'd see athletes from the 80s dropping like flies. Only idiots who don't cycle off or gobway overboard seem to have problems.
I'm not endorsing steroids. I've never taken them. But I think their health risks are overblown.
Now TRT? If I had the money, I'd do that shit until the day I died.
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 01:26 PM (3ILeG)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (fwARV)
*sidles over*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, which just goes to show they're as confused about anatomy as they gen'rally are about everything else, unless they're talking about instructions on how to stab him, in which case a better way is up and under the ribcage.
Posted by: Zombie Terry Pratchett at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (Txrlv)
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (ijds3)
Of course, everyone's taste is their own and I guess shouldn't be mocked.
I am trying to recalibrate my approach to beauty because of how burned I still am from my last girlfriend, who was just too darned good-looking. Fitzgerald in this passage is talking about the rich, but I think it's analogous:
They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They think, deep in their hearts, that they are better than we are because we had to discover the compensations and refuges of life for ourselves.
So Rhiannon is a perfectly acceptable looking woman, someone upthread said plain. If she had a delightful personality I would totally want to tongue-polish her hardwood.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (JtwS4)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth were doing an interview on TV this morning. Both guys looked 20 pounds lighter than their Avengers characters. Once you stop PEDs, you shrink pretty quick. So yeah, I think they're juicing on top of hitting the weights hard.
But that's fine. Shit, I'd love to get a legal scrip for HGH, it might heal some of the injuries I've gotten from 20 years of weight lifting.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (JS6HU)
I prefer my women soft and yielding. Like this:
http://goo.gl/KFXLoz
Posted by: Hillary! at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Lyle Alzado at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (a+WIL)
'Cause I saw the links in the sidebar. She also has her own webpage. Which is worth a look.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (kff5f)
with smokers. Divorced people have to look at ads with families.
People with depression have to look at ads of happy things. Ugly people
have to look at pretty people in advertising, movies, and magazines.
Is there any advertisement that might not be offensive to someone.
Excellent point.
So grow up, cupcake, and accept that the world does not revolve around your feelings.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (2TN4k)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (Wv9Ra)
Depending on how far that stick was up the ass of the person asking, I would follow up with besides, he may look at them but he's with me and I win.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:19 PM (mf5HN)Plus, hopefully he's pointing out the eye candy to you and not hogging it for himself.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2015 01:23 PM (ty633)
Really?
Posted by: Bettie Page at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (zoehZ)
Ab indentations added, moles, cellulite, scars removed. Hairlines changed, neck lengthened, thighs thinned.
If I held up a print ad and said to a women, "You need to look like this!" I'd expect to be punched in the face.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (A98Xu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Hotrod Larry, the electric toothbrush at April 30, 2015 01:29 PM (JOFI1)
Posted by: flounder at April 30, 2015 01:29 PM (ecDRv)
As for women, I think its foolish to go for the super hot model babe types that blind you when they smile. Like really hot guys, they know how they look and spend a lot of time being that way, which means they aren't spending it on you. Go find a cute girl who is that way without working at it. Chances are she'll still be that way when she's 50.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:22 PM (fwARV)
*sidles over*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
Spry wiry guys with heart who can tie cherry stems into knots with their tongues, in front of witnesses... those guys will kick start the shit out of your MoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:30 PM (fwARV)
he good news is, Ace, that this particular effort by the shrieking harpies
is utterly futile.
No matter how much they whine, there are always going to be millions of
ladies who look great in bikinis and steal all of the attention the Chis Evans'
of the world. The ugly harpies cannot win. They might as well rail against
gravity.
Also, if the harpies' goal is the elimination of advertisements of beautiful
women in bikinis, I don't see much risk of that either. The is a sh_t load of
money (and at least half the population) resolutely pushing in the opposite
direction.
Posted by: Brian at April 30, 2015 01:30 PM (Hd5n8)
T: a 230grain hollowpoint
she's a keeper
and I wish she'd leave for work so I can walk around in my underwear
Posted by: navycopjoe bets baltimore is burning at April 30, 2015 01:30 PM (ijds3)
Posted by: Kansas Gman at April 30, 2015 01:31 PM (89tty)
Did that need a trigger warning? Oh. Tough shit.
Posted by: Afroman at April 30, 2015 01:31 PM (kGfvQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Warden at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (3ILeG)
they're made out of bricks with a layer of fat over it are about
unstoppable. The type with short legs thick as a normal man's torso,
mesomorphs. They can be out of shape and tire out but they can take
ridiculous punishment.
*head nod* Thanks!
Posted by: Ben "Thing" Grimm at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (JO9+V)
Renee Somerfield - the woman so beautiful her image was banned in Britain.
Posted by: mrp at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (JBggj)
men are atracted to curvy girls its hardwired into us.you may not think you like them and to each his own,but mother nature made it that way
Posted by: kj at April 30, 2015 01:32 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 30, 2015 01:28 PM (OiH3z)
Well, yes, there was also that.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: spec at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (SKpG+)
Posted by: MTF at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (LISuA)
Well filmed, they can still pass as human (see Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher) because of makeup and lighting, but when they aren't all carefully shot they look scary. Off camera, Cameron looks like a man, baby.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Greg61 at April 30, 2015 01:34 PM (H0lcY)
Ok Ace, does this mean I'm in with a shot? Are you coming on to me? Don't toy with me, hon.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at April 30, 2015 01:35 PM (cIoI4)
How you doin'?
Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at April 30, 2015 01:35 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:30 PM (fwARV)
Dude, I already sidled.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 30, 2015 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
It _is_ childish. It _is_ a stunted way to view and interact with other people. It shows a definite lack of self-awareness to be so easily offended by such things. There is nothing wrong with feeling a little awkward when you see an attractive person of the same gender (especially if you feel that they are a rival) but really... they should have learned this in their mean girl days. I personally would rather see pretty people on a billboard than a plump middle-aged hag.
Think about it, you see a heavy homely person on a billboard, you're not looking at the product anymore, you're thinking 'wow that person is ugly, I don't want to look at that everyday.'
Posted by: Becky at April 30, 2015 01:36 PM (Xqyhu)
Posted by: steveegg at April 30, 2015 01:37 PM (cL79m)
Its an old joke but yeah. Women look in a mirror and see flaws, they think they look worse than they really do.
Men look in a mirror and think they're three situps from Brad Pitt. We think we look better than we really do.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at April 30, 2015 01:38 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: dr amy farrah fowler at April 30, 2015 01:38 PM (kivUY)
So -- hypocrite?
Posted by: humanterms at April 30, 2015 01:38 PM (SipA3)
looking a person is the more likely they are to be spoiled. Its a
generalization so it isn't true of everyone of course, but Betty
Beautiful has probably gotten a lot more guys to do stuff for her with
just a smile then Anne Average has.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2015 12:37 PM (78TbK)"
I have noticed that both hot women and good salesmen are very good at getting other people to do things for them. Some years ago I spent one of the unhappiest periods of my life trying to sell stuff. There were some technical aspects of the job which I found to be trivially easy but the other guys seemed to struggle with. One guy kept trying to get me to do his technical stuff for him. I told him that I would show him how to do it but I would not do it for him. Eventually he learned.
I ran into him some time after I had left that place and he was working somewhere else doing the same thing. He told me that they treated him like some kind of wonder boy there because not only could he sell but he also knew how to do the technical aspects of the job.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 30, 2015 01:38 PM (KDbAT)
http://tinyurl.com/ousvjwa
I have a transgender 7 year old daughter. She has become a beautiful, happy, vibrant person since she started transitioning a year ago. I have no reason to think her identity will change and neither does her therapist.
Because she is so young, she will most likely go on puberty blockers before she ever creates sperm. If she then goes onto hormone treatments directly from the blockers, she will be sterile. She will never create sperm.
She's too young to tell me whether she might someday want biological children, and I strongly suspect, knowing her personality as I do, that she will not want to give up hormone treatments for the length of time it would take to create sperm, because the effects on HER would be, well, significant.
I am in a 'Parent of Trans kids' group online and several of the moms mentioned that they were freezing their own eggs for their transgender daughters, so that their daughters could someday have the option of having children who are at least partially related to them. On the one hand, it seems like a huge expense for my daughter to be able to have a child who is a genetic half-sibling... but on the other hand, I see the reasoning. I am also a chronic worrier and I wonder if doing this would cause the child to feel pressured to use the eggs even if they didn't really want to. :-/
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 30, 2015 01:21 PM (fWAjv)
Munchausen's By Proxy, it seems to me.
These parents are profoundly sick and their children need to be placed in safe, insanity-free homes.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 30, 2015 01:39 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 01:40 PM (PA7DS)
Oh! Ay!
https://youtu.be/zFON1IE13Lg
Posted by: Hillary! at April 30, 2015 01:41 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 01:40 PM (PA7DS)
Hah. I saw how he backtracked in his own footsteps, jumped into the creek, then circled around to the old thread!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 30, 2015 01:42 PM (JtwS4)
Some are more equal than others.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 30, 2015 01:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue we have no party except in my pants at April 30, 2015 01:42 PM (Qy9+s)
looking a person is the more likely they are to be spoiled. Its a
generalization so it isn't true of everyone of course, but Betty
Beautiful has probably gotten a lot more guys to do stuff for her with
just a smile then Anne Average has.
true.
I'm not saying hot women are *better.* I kinda don't like them. (They don't like me either.)
But I'm saying this behavior, by which people act in such am obvious and crude way to attack people for being prettier than they are, is ugly.
I'm really not talking about looks here; I'm talking about ugly behavior.
I will note the ugly behavior is animated by ugly looks though.
People have different ways to deal with their flaws and weaknesses. Simply shrieking that anyone who beats you in any sphere must be driven out of the public square (because she "triggers" you and hurts your feelings) is an ugly way to deal with ti.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2015 01:43 PM (PA7DS)
But dealing with a bunch of angry, bitter broads who are pissy at the male patriarchy - may as well stay home and watch manly TV and grill out and burp and fart freely. They can have their cats and I'll have my life and we'll see who has more fun.
Posted by: Fleegle at April 30, 2015 01:44 PM (cbzmI)
Posted by: Bruce J. at April 30, 2015 12:44 PM (iQIUe)
Having a miracle baby will do that to you.
But yes lol he is still in that new happy phase. Enjoy it while it lasts CAC! Years of no sleep and diaper changings will wear off the novelty eventually.Posted by: LizLem at April 30, 2015 01:46 PM (yRwC8)
Posted by: Fleegle at April 30, 2015 01:44 PM (cbzmI)
That's precisely the problem though. They are staying in with their cats and you are having your life. These specific types of women are NOT fun to be around, they're not friendly, they're radically mean-spirited and they generally ruin everyone's good time.
No woman can possibly be hot enough to justify all of that nonsense.
There's a graph which shows hotness on one axis and bitchiness on the other. The 'datable' zone is not where you'd assume most men would put it (on the high-hotness end). The 'marriage-material' zone is even more skewed towards the 'not bitch' side, regardless of physical appearance.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 30, 2015 01:48 PM (fwARV)
But that's fine. Shit, I'd love to get a legal scrip for HGH, it might heal some of the injuries I've gotten from 20 years of weight lifting.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 30, 2015 01:27 PM (JS6HU)
I think they can also do a lot with lighting, camera angles and perspective to make them look bigger (after all, they manage to make Tom Cruise look adult sized). When I watched the behind-the-scenes extras of the filming of Warrior, Tom Hardy doesn't look nearly as big and muscular as in the final product.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 30, 2015 01:50 PM (nFdGS)
How do they know that their child is not simply acting out for attention? How do they know that their child is not 'rejecting gender norms' because of something they said or hinted at? How do they know for sure that this child is not convinced that he can change his gender because of something the therapist said?
I have a feeling that this is going to hit the fan someday but society should not have to hold peoples' hands when they go out of their way to break with the reality of their DNA.
Posted by: Becky at April 30, 2015 01:55 PM (Xqyhu)
oh, feminism <> logical ... I get it ...
Posted by: KaiserDerden at April 30, 2015 01:59 PM (LRbkZ)
Posted by: OCBill at April 30, 2015 02:04 PM (cPg42)
Posted by: Fleegle at April 30, 2015 02:10 PM (cbzmI)
Unfortunately, we know what's happened to competition in this country- kids get a participation trophy, no child is left behind, there are no winners in competitve games for kids, income must be "equal" between all races and creeds and the poor are entitled to the same luxuries as those better off. Competition is discouraged by people like this femnist because its too "hard" to compete and every feminist is a special little snowflake, who deserves "love and respect" even when they're annoying, mean spirited bitches.
Posted by: What, me worry? at April 30, 2015 02:11 PM (vDEpI)
I concentrate on the happiness within my own family and circle of friends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 30, 2015 02:16 PM (u82oZ)
But I do not have sympathy for narcissistic lunatics and vindictive bitches."
Ace, I hate to tell you this, but as a former wallflower myself, it's also narcissistic- 'I stand back safely and leave it to others to take the risk of making an unwanted advance to me, as I will not risk making it to them.' Yes, eventually you realize this doesn't serve you well, but it's still coming from a narcissistic basis. Took me a long time to understand that.
Posted by: Mtwzzyzx at April 30, 2015 02:17 PM (PP2q9)
Pssshh.
+330 lbs and someone lit a fire on his face and put it out with a pitchfork-- Thats why you admire average looking females and are ignored by hotties.
Posted by: socalcon at April 30, 2015 02:18 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Sua Sponte at April 30, 2015 02:24 PM (OVQkE)
"At SAR school, I learned that Jack Diesel motherfuckers simply couldn't handle it....
Spry wiry guys with heart - they were the ones you had to watch out for."
I saw that going through the SFAS course as well.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at April 30, 2015 02:28 PM (5Gy2K)
It's the hate. It radiates from them and consumes them. Even Chancellor Palpatine was handsome in that late middle-aged sort of way before he lost his shit in the Jedi showdown (Epsiode III); we all know what he looked like afterwards. The same thing has happened to them, only with them it starts in their mid-20s or so, possibly even earlier depending on when they're fully indoctrinated.
Posted by: perturbed at April 30, 2015 02:36 PM (TXq4O)
The object of derision, for you, should be attractive men.
Or, more accurately, attractive high-status men, because women are attracted to status and physical attractiveness in roughly equal measure (because evolution selected for this ratio).
And because men don't seek status nearly as strongly in women, that creates a behavior gap.
That's what this is really about -- high-status women who don't get the admiration than an unattractive high-status male enjoys.
Posted by: TallDave at April 30, 2015 02:37 PM (74ZYB)
If she is truly that put off by London and finds Cuba to be the solution to follow, she should go back and spend 10 years there to properly learn the way things are. And then, if she's allowed to leave the country, she can return to preach anew about the horrors of the Western capitalist lifestyle.
I don't want to hate them. But they make it so hard not to.
Posted by: Come on down to Cuba at April 30, 2015 02:38 PM (lJJaE)
Posted by: gm at April 30, 2015 02:49 PM (K0tm3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2015 03:14 PM (DXzRD)
Posted by: professor_chaos at April 30, 2015 03:39 PM (VABLS)
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Iran can't nuke us fast enough. Hell, they're probably thinking"'why do the Great Satan the favor?"
Posted by: Saltyron at April 30, 2015 05:01 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: Tallyrand at April 30, 2015 07:32 PM (scy/6)
Islamism -- which also strenuously objects to the uncovered female form.
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Feminists revel in the uncovered female form. They parade themselves in little or nothing at Slut Walks and the like constantly.
What feminists object to is an *attractive* uncovered female form. Especially if it's being shown off by a woman who isn't in their tribe (they'll tolerate an attractive fellow follower showing her stuff for the cause, otherwise it's the ban hammer for that vacuous, cisgender-norming princess and her heteropatriarchal brainwashing!).
Posted by: Dodd at April 30, 2015 07:38 PM (XdULY)
Ace is a guy? I understood he was a chick? Wtf?
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at April 30, 2015 08:34 PM (txlml)
The key is to make up for the lack of looks by having a great personality oral technique and by being "cool." slutty.
FIFY
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Posted by: cheshirecat at April 30, 2015 08:57 PM (a2hm+)
my show - I will force my pudgy, tatted body on you specifically to
challenge your patriarchal, cis-normative ideas of what constitutes
female beauty.
Embrace my fat ass or be called a hater!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 30, 2015 12:07 PM (2TN4k)
----------"Lena" has a point here. this is also why the media keeps forcing gay-male kissing (and worse) scenes on us....they think repeated exposure will make we normal guys who are repulsed by seeing it eventually tolerate it (at the very least).Sorry, it's science.No way, no how.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at May 01, 2015 01:32 AM (EARfr)
" The most heartfelt articles by female journalists tend to be demands that social values be overturned in order that, Come the Revolution, the journalist herself will be considered hotter-looking."
Substitute journalist for feminist(I know.. redundant) articles for tweets and it still holds
Posted by: DrVanNostrand at May 01, 2015 04:45 PM (oBDXD)
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